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  1. Re:Thanks...just what I needed.... on Scientist Develops Caffeinated Baked Goods · · Score: 1

    A calorie-free version that breaks the laws of thermodynamics as a free bonus!

  2. Re:Internet, both cause and facilitator of my vice on The Internet — Enabler of Guilty Pleasures · · Score: 1

    (and before anyone gets any ideas, yes that was a joke. you never know how serious people take things on the internet.)

  3. Internet, both cause and facilitator of my vice on The Internet — Enabler of Guilty Pleasures · · Score: 1

    As long as I don't let anything slip, no one's ever gonna find out I'm jacking off to furry porn.

  4. Good work on 'Laser Tweezers' Used to Sort Atoms · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if they could only make a version of them with pieces of zircon encrusted in them, I know a few people who might be interested in these tweezers.

  5. Edge detection on Handheld Device Reads Printed Words to the Blind · · Score: 1

    Perhaps now with a combined Dobelle implant (Google it, can't find any one official site) and this reader, they can see the lines of what they're viewing AND have it read to them. Getting closer and closer, just need to add color and we're 90% of the way there.

  6. Re:When is it my turn? on Shuttle Launch Success · · Score: 1

    As far as I know, NASA doesn't have me slated for any launches in the foreseeable future.

    Perhaps you should work on your "surviving escape velocity" skills, perhaps they'll notice. ;)

  7. Unless we magically isolated the "lying" part on ACLU Files for Info on New Brain-Scan Tech · · Score: 2, Informative

    of the brain, using fMRI to detect lies is a load of dung. Way slower to react than lie detectors, and a horrible image resolution. I'm not saying it's entirely impossible, I just severely doubt the possibility of determining guilt by brain lobe activation levels.

  8. Re:SLOC: Vista vs. Linux on Why Vista Release Date Really Slipped · · Score: 1

    You can linearly extrapolate software development?

  9. Re:Redo it as a "real" game on Dragon's Lair Remastered in HD · · Score: 1

    I think you'd end up with something a bit like XIII. But hopefully making better use of the "drawing" effect.

  10. Re:Tokyo to NY in 3 Hours on Japan Solicits NASA's Help on Supersonic Jet · · Score: 1

    Who said supersonic vehicles can only be used for personal transport? Might just be the way to go for 1-day cargo shipping. Supersonic shipping would be the logistics industry's wet dream.

  11. Re:How much would you like to bet... on John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water · · Score: 1

    Less than 10%? Crimony, we're drowning in them already!

  12. Re:Sounds like fair play to me... on BlueSecurity Database Compromised? · · Score: 1

    DDOS? From what I've seen, all it does it send back an opt-out request on your behalf while masquerading your real e-mail address.

  13. Re:Simple solution? on BlueSecurity Database Compromised? · · Score: 1

    Nah, sign up the email address of the current CIA director. Hee hee.

  14. Thanks to the message on BlueSecurity Database Compromised? · · Score: 1

    these cretins are trying to send, I felt all the more motivated to install BlueFrog and have done so. Let them come.

  15. Re:Email I Received on BlueSecurity Database Compromised? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do they even realize the sheer irony in accusing others of sending mass emails?

  16. Considering this from the developer side on FOSS Is Not Free if It's Not Free From Complexity · · Score: 1

    I've recently been thinking about this from the point of view of an aspiring developer. You can promise people they can do whatever they like with the code until you go blue in the face, but the freedom to edit code is useless when people lack the required resources and/or skills to do so. And people wonder why the "free as in speech" argument isn't catching on when their code is unworkable. And I'm not just talking about lack of programming skill here, the second biggest problem I've encountered is cross-compiler hell.

  17. Re:Oh, crud. on 'Revenge of the Nerds' Remake in the Works · · Score: 1

    Having recently seen Bewitched, I'm half-expecting a Revenge of the Nerds remake wherein the nerds decide to make their own movie: a Revenge of the Nerds remake! I believe this sad, blatantly derivative state of affairs is exemplary of what they call "postmodernism".

    First thing that came to mind was My Name Is Bruce, actually.

  18. Re:Ninja is replaced by Sniper on Wisdom From The Last Ninja · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not always possible to have a clear shot. In such cases, a hidden knife to the throat can just be the solution.

  19. Now the art is on How The THX Noise Was Created · · Score: 5, Funny

    to turn that sound into an onomatopoeia. Any takers? "Bhhwuhhhhhhhhhhoooooh"

  20. Re:Misleading as hell on FTC Levies Fine Against Big-league Spammers · · Score: 1

    Who knows? Perhaps the business is about more than spam.

  21. Re:good....? on Republicans Defeat Net Neutrality Proposal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reduce cost? You're new to this, aren't you? ;)

  22. He performs anticompetitive maneuvers on his kids? on Ballmer Babies Banned From iPods and Google · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does he throw chairs at his kids as well?

  23. Re:Why is this news? on Anandtech Reviews Mushkin RAM · · Score: 1

    Because hardware news is part of Slashdot too. Sure, I might as well visit HardOCP for my hardware reviews, but I wouldn't say it's far off the usual topics.

  24. Re:If slashdot keeps posting articles from morons on Electrical Noise Causing Physiological Stress? · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, due to your precious cargo you are waylaid by pirates every time and spend your profits on repairing your ship.

  25. How Emperor Blair will rule without bureaucracy... on UK Parliament to be Made Redundant? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battlestation."