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Virtual Island Sells For $26,500

Aziphirael writes "The MMORPG Project Entropia has just announced that its first treasure island sale via Auction has gone for a grand total of US$26,500. Project Entropia's unique selling point is the ability to convert real money into ingame cash and vice versa. The owner is Zachurm "Deathifier" Emegen who intends to develop the island into a place for the community." From the article: "A large island off a newly discovered continent surrounded by deep creature infested waters. The island boasts beautiful beaches ripe for developing beachfront property, an old volcano with rumors of fierce creatures within, the outback is overrun with mutants, and an area with a high concentration of robotic miners guarded by heavily armed assault robots indicates interesting mining opportunities."

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  1. Said under breath while feigning a cough... by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Funny

    SUCKER!

    1. Re:Said under breath while feigning a cough... by JaffaKREE · · Score: 5, Funny

      What are you talking about - look at those screen shots, the beautiful palm trees, tropical weather... wait, what ? it's only make-believe ?

      SUCKER!

    2. Re:Said under breath while feigning a cough... by zxnos · · Score: 3, Funny

      well, real estate does have an 8-12% growth rate, so who is going to be laughing in 15 years when he pays off his loan and sells the island to retire in another 15? yeah thats right...

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  2. $26,500? by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the "I have more money than sense department"

    1. Re:$26,500? by JaffaKREE · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe it should have been "more sense than bandwidth"... bye bye, site...

  3. Talk about "Intellectual" Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeez, I hope they down shutdown the game's server. Then his island may as well be called Atlantis.

    1. Re:Talk about "Intellectual" Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hi, I'm Bob, and I'm your virtual AllState Insurance agent.

      I have heard you have recently purchase Id like to tell you about some of our offerings that may h elp you protect your investment: Indemnity, Hurricane, Fire, Theft, Act of God, Act of BOFH, Anti-Hacker and DataCenter Power Outage Insurance. We have some very attractive packages with terrific pricing...

  4. and now the seller by hsmith · · Score: 3, Funny

    can move out of their parents basement!

    but who in their right mind would spend $26K on a virtual world

    1. Re:and now the seller by which+way+is+up · · Score: 3, Funny

      Please... It's not hard to save money living in your parents basement...

  5. Bridge For Sale by Cade144 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got a virtual bridge that connects Manhattan and Brooklyn.

    It's sure to generate lots of revenue. It's for sale by auction, I expect to get at least $100,000FUD (equal to $100,000USD).

    Seriously though, good luck to all the virtual real-estate agents out there.

  6. In other news 6 months in the future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Man Shoots himself in the head after realizing he wasted his entire retirement account savings on an "island" in a game which he now thinks is boring as hell.

    More at 11.

  7. BT Barnum was right... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... there is a sucker born every minute.

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  8. You venture near the old volcano... by ClosedGL · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you are eaten by a grue. Game Over.

    1. Re:You venture near the old volcano... by spoonyfork · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...you are eaten by a grue. Game Over.

      Please insert another $26,500 to continue.

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  9. Girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    How much for just one island girl?

  10. perfect by kevinx · · Score: 3, Funny

    sounds like a wonderful place for me to open up my lemonade stand.

  11. Selling features by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...the outback is overrun with mutants, and an area with a high concentration of robotic miners guarded by heavily armed assault robots indicates interesting mining opportunities.

    Virtual or not, if that's not a selling feature, I don't know what is.

  12. Re:From TFA by odano · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well when you say it like that, I think this purchase is starting to make sense...

    Wait a second...

    Nope, still makes no sense.

  13. Video-Game Economics by pragma_x · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me see if I have this right:

    (Virtual) Remote Island Location + Monster Infestation + Mutants + Active Volcano + Heavily Fortified Automated Mine = Prime Real-Estate at $26K USD

    Only in a game.

    I'd hate to see what the burned-out inner-cities of Entropia look like.

    1. Re:Video-Game Economics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It looks like an average middle class suburb. Chances are, you know exactly what it looks like.

  14. In Stark Contrast.... by BRock97 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The island boasts beautiful beaches ripe for developing beachfront property...<snip>"

    Mr. "Deathifier" Emegen went on to describe his computer desk from which he does his online business. It is a large desk with newly discovered space underneath a pile of computer gaming magazines. The upper desk boasts a monitor rest with beautiful stacks of Mountain Dew cans ripe for recycling, an old arm lamp with rumors it once worked, and behind the desk described as an "outback" that is in desperate need of cable tying which is overrun with mutant horse flies, The house he inhabits has an area described as the "kitchen" in desperate need of the girlfriend who left it two years ago that indicates excellent penicillin mining opportunities.

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  15. Re:Possibly not a sucker... by mfender9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Right, but in order for him to realize a profit, there would have to be at least one person in the world dumb enough to pay thirty grand for a virtual plot of land. Oh, wait...

  16. In other news... by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Funny

    The comapny decided not to run the game any more.

  17. Re:Not to nit-pick, but... by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 3, Funny

    well, of course PT Barnum never said that, mr pointdexter.

    His lesser known brother Brad did, hence... BT Barnum.

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  18. natural disaster? by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Virtual island, meet hurricane Slashdot.

  19. Re:Wha Wha Wha Whaat? by UWC · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet it was Bill Gates.

    Yes, Bill "Zachurm 'Deathifier' Emegen" Gates.

    I need to start using a full name as my nickname.

    While this whole real cash game economy seems like a really interesting experiment, I'm not sure how eager I'd be to invest that much money into something so ephemeral (I welcome all luddite allegations hurled my way... just because). I hope there's a user-friendly EULA with this game.

  20. Here's what you got for your $26,500: by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Funny
    -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 1.5K Feb 12 2004 stupid_island.dat
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    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
  21. Re:For the nay-sayers... by narcolepticjim · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it's more accurate to say he'll possibly make several customers look as foolish as he looks.

  22. Re:-1 Reality Check by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the words of some comic I saw the other day:

    Starving people in Africa, yeah, yeah...

    We have deserts in the US too. WE JUST DON'T LIVE THERE!!!! MOVE OUT OF THE DESERT!!!

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  23. Re:-1 Reality Check by RealAlaskan · · Score: 3, Funny
    Um hi. You're posting on slashdot instead of donating your kidneys to starving orphans.

    AC, are you advocating cannabalism? I'm shocked. Shocked! I say.

  24. This is just the first step... by yodaj007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... to buying virtual wives from virtual Russia.

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  25. Re:From TFA by Reignking · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to buy a virtual hurricane and wipe his island out...

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  26. Bargains galore! by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'll sell a virtual island for just $2,650!
    @
    Okay, it's a little small, but it has a nice volcano in the middle. You can really feel at home.
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  27. But I don't want to marry her! by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny

    " Listen, lad. I built this virtual kingdom up from virtually nothing. When I started here, all there was virtual swamp. Other virtual kings said I was virtually daft to build a virtual castle on a virtual swamp, but I virtually built it all the same, just to show 'em. It virtually sank into the virtual swamp. So, I virtually built a second one. That virtually sank into the virtual swamp. So, I virtually built a third one. That virtually burned down, virtually fell over, then virtually sank into the virtual swamp, but the fourth one... virtually stayed up! And that's what you're virtually gonna get, virtual lad: virtually the strongest virtual castle in these virtual islands."

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  28. I spent more on Enron and Worldcom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I spend about 10X that much buying a piece of Enron and Worldcom -- which looked just as nice at the time, but which ended up just as fake.


    I don't see this as much different than ETrade.