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Half-Life 2 Cookies

Posted by Zonk on from the mmmm-tastes-like-headcrab dept.

assassingod writes "Have you been disappointed with your Half-Life 2 Collectors Edition box? Troja881 was, so he decided to do what anybody else would do in his situation - he made cookies based on the Half-Life 2 logo. Personally i'm waiting to see some NDS shaped cookies."

60 comments

  1. Warning: by Swigger · · Score: 4, Funny

    High levels of radiation detected.

    1. Re:Warning: by vandon · · Score: 1
      - he made cookies based on the Half-Life 2 logo. Personally i'm waiting to see some NDS shaped cookies."
      Personally, I'm waiting to see if Sierra/Valve slaps him with a lawsuit for trademark/copyright infringment.
    2. Re:Warning: by Satertek · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those look good, I wouldn't blame Vivendi if they wanted to "confiscate" them.

  2. Uh by ThumbSuck · · Score: -1, Troll

    Once again. Why?

    1. Re:Uh by The+Islamic+Fundamen · · Score: -1

      IDSORTIGOS I did something so ridiculus that I got on slashdot. Whos up for some /. shaped cookies? Or for the daring, how bout some goatse cookies?

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    2. Re:Uh by Wescotte · · Score: 1

      Once again. Why?

      You're a half empty kinda person aren't ya.

    3. Re:Uh by ill_conditioned · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was going to post a similar question, but then I thought about it for a while. This is pretty nerdy. Quite simple, but making custom cookie cutters representing a video game logo is definitely nerd material. True, it isn't front-page stuff, but it is interesting anyway. I'm just disappointed they didn't post the recipe...

    4. Re:Uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Standard gingerbread recipe. Ever heard of Google ? I think it's great. You should try it...

    5. Re:Uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't expect a guy working at McD to eat a cheese burger any more than you can expect an editor to read slashdot

    6. Re:Uh by damsa · · Score: 1

      You need to make HL2 cookie cutters to make a HL2 cookie case mod. Duh.

    7. Re:Uh by Karajin · · Score: 1

      www.justfuckinggoogleit.com there you go, all the info you need

    8. Re:Uh by Karajin · · Score: 1

      You deserve to be shoved in what you want to make...

    9. Re:Uh by Dwedit · · Score: 1

      It's been done already.

      http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/pics/humor/di v/343.html

    10. Re:Uh by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      is there anything that hasn't been goatsified yet?

      sweet mexican jesus!

    11. Re:Uh by ill_conditioned · · Score: 1

      Jeez people, I'm not talking about ANY recipe, I'm saying that the submitter should have posted his *specific* recipe. If only for the sake of completeness.

    12. Re:Uh by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      sweet mexican jesus!

      it probably has been goatsified too

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    13. Re:Uh by KevinKnSC · · Score: 1

      You realize that nobody will follow that link, right?

  3. fp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    * In Korea, cookies are for old people.

    * In Soviet Russia, Half-Life 2 logos make cookies based on YOU.

    * Did the great Sollog predict Half-Life 2 cookies?

    * Natalie Portman pours hot grits down my pants. Um, and Half-Life 2 cookies.

    * OOG BREAK HEAD WITH OPEN-SOURCE HALF-LIFE 2 COOKIE.

    1. Re:fp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you, for one, forgot to welcome our new half life cookie overlords

    2. Re:fp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. bake halflife2 cookies
      2. ???
      3. PROFIT?

  4. "You know you're a geek when... by electrofreak · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... your christmas cookies are based on video games."

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  5. Coral Mirror in case of /.ing by 2mcm · · Score: 0

    http://www.student.itn.liu.se.nyud.net:8090/~troja 881/cookie/

    1. Re:Coral Mirror in case of /.ing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yikes! I'd whore, too, if my karma were as bad as yours.

  6. What ever happened to by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    good ol' booby shaped cookies?
    Kids these days.....so immature......

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  7. What distro is that cookie tin running? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until he has Linux running on the cookie tin, this story is barely newsworthy for Slashdot. Try harder next time puh-leazze.

  8. Pie.. by Xaviar21 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My friends made a "Pi Pie" a while back.. An apple pie shaped like the Pi symbol. It was awesome. Really hard to make edible pieces out of, though, 'cause of the weird shape.

  9. Renaissance man! by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny

    He welds, he bakes ... what more could any woman ask for!

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    1. Re:Renaissance man! by Ruis · · Score: 1

      One who doesn't like video games as much as this guy.

      "You never spend any time with me."
      "One more frag baby."

    2. Re:Renaissance man! by bigman2003 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I will go on record as saying this next story is absolutely true...

      I was playing Halo 2 the other night, and my wife was looking for some attention. I kept giving her the "1 one more game" excuse for about 45 minutes.

      She proceeded to take my pants off, get me good and hard (you imagine how), and then have sex with me while I played the game.

      I 'finished up' (had to take a few seconds away from Halo)...and she got up, and went into the kitchen. (Sad to say, the whole thing transpired during just one Team Slayer match)

      Then, after the game was over, I said "Umm...hey, how ya doin? Do you want to do anything now?"

      She said "No..I'm fine now, you can play some more"

      Really...and no, she wasn't mad, disappointed, or anything.

      Then again, she really wants to get pregnant...so my video gaming days could be numbered...maybe about 265 left...

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    3. Re:Renaissance man! by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 3, Funny

      i think you need to seriously consider sending your sister to a psychologist

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    4. Re:Renaissance man! by anotherone · · Score: 1

      that didn't happen

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    5. Re:Renaissance man! by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it did.

      Have you ever been with a woman who is trying to get pregnant?

      You'd be amazed at what they are willing to do just to get ahold of some of your sperm.

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      No reason to lie.
    6. Re:Renaissance man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever been with a woman who is trying to get pregnant?

      Are you actually aware that you're asking this on Slashdot?

    7. Re:Renaissance man! by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Actually, his brother is the welder.

  10. Um... by Celorfin+Jr'ent · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And this is on Slashdot again because...?

    As for the cookies, someone has WAY too much time on his hands.

    1. Re:Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cuz' it's a lot more interesting than your comment.

  11. I need help... by TheAngryMob · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw "Cookies" and thought only of little text files a browser keeps.

    Oh lord I need to unplug. Badly.

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    1. Re:I need help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

      Well, this is Slashdot... I thought the same thing.

    2. Re:I need help... by Celorfin+Jr'ent · · Score: 1

      That was my initial reaction as well...

    3. Re:I need help... by Warpedcow · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Don't worry, I had the same thought too at first... they should have said "Christmas Cookies" instead :)

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    4. Re:I need help... by NetNifty · · Score: 0, Redundant

      That's what I thought too, thought maybe it was going to be about Steam keeping cookies or something.

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    5. Re:I need help... by Segway+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, You weren't the only one.

    6. Re:I need help... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Some people already replied saying they had though the same thing, and I'll be one of them now. What's worse though is that I saw these cookies on another tech site today, complete with the photo, and still didn't get it right away.

  12. Sources for the article... by IGTeRR0r · · Score: 1

    http://www.gamercentric.com/index.php?page=viewnew s&id=3087 http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=20217

    1. Re:Sources for the article... by IGTeRR0r · · Score: 1

      Oops...links: http://www.gamercentric.com/index.php?page=viewnew s&id=3087 http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=20217

  13. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man bakes cake shaped like tree log.

    Also cookies in the shape of the OsX spinning wheel.

  14. What the hell? by Pwned · · Score: 0

    My collector's edition didn't come in a tin box! I feel jipped.

  15. Vivendi's response? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pretty cool, but where are the cease & desist cookies from Vivendi?

  16. If Valve did this by Mr.Dippy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you would have to register your oven over the Internet. /Got Nutin

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  17. cookies by Xonticus · · Score: 1

    " I saw "Cookies" and thought only of little text files a browser keeps." I hear ya man, i thought the same thing. neat idea, especially if you wamt to impress that guy/girl the net time they come over. ;) Or, if you dont have half life 2 yet, but want it, make those cookies to leave out for Santa, he'll get the message ;)

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  18. this is a cookie-wright violation! by evilmousse · · Score: 1

    ...well, as soon as he distributes to cookies to anyone else it is. If he eats them all himself, I think it's still fair-use.

  19. Game food owns! by tini1212 · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for the tutorial on Halo 2 pie and Doom 3 jello molds.

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  20. my coffee mug by WormholeFiend · · Score: 0

    my coffee mug made a Lucent logo on my desk... Can I take photos, host them on a brittle server and make a /, submission?

  21. Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    High levels of radiation detected.
    It's "Hazardous radiation levels detected"
  22. what sucks is your oven by cyrax777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    has to dial into STEAM before it can preheat.

  23. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was hilarious.

  24. At least he got a metal box... by Gron-gron · · Score: 1

    My collector's edition box was cardboard! Not too good for storing cookies.

  25. crappy welding by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 1

    there was some ugly welding on that cookie cutter. I dont think mig welding is the best choice for thin stuff like that. tig would have been better.

    1. Re:crappy welding by bruk · · Score: 1

      thats why i made these cookies:
      http://cookies.bruk.org

    2. Re:crappy welding by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 1

      clever technique man. its the same way they make sticks of rock with the name all the way through.