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New Calendar Proposal

belg4mit writes "An astronomy professor at Johns Hopkins is pushing for the adoption of a new, static, calendar. The press release is written better than his site but a little short on details. Interestingly he claims this should be easy to implement and points at the hoops coders must jump through for the Gregorian calendar." Nobody is taking my 10 hour day plan seriously either.

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  1. Sounds like a nut. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Wouldn't it be convenient if your birthday, Christmas, and the Fourth of July--not to mention most other major holidays--all fell on the same day of the week, year after year?"

    No? What if your birthday is on a Monday? Nobody wants that. Everyone wants a Friday or Saturday birthday.

    "Newton Week would pop up irregularly: 2009, 2015, 2020 and 2026"

    Yes, that's far easier than keeping track of months with different numbers of days... not. I'd rather have 13 28-day months, with the extra day or two rotated through the calendar. I'd also like to see if we could slow down the Earth to create 30 hour days.

    1. Re:Sounds like a nut. by abburdlen · · Score: 4, Funny

      birthday on a Monday? feh.
      Worse is if you're born during a Newton week.

    2. Re:Sounds like a nut. by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

      He is not just a nut but a stupid fool! His head has been filled with educated stupidity that ignores the cubic wisdom of 4-day time! I have absolute proof of cubic time but the educated clueless stupids deny the obvious truth of 4 simultaneous earth-days. This is true evil and will perish.

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    3. Re:Sounds like a nut. by squidfood · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'd also like to see if we could slow down the Earth to create 30 hour days.

      It's about time we thought of the programmers! Let's bioengineer ourselves to have 16 fingers, and adopt hex for counting.

    4. Re:Sounds like a nut. by Ironsides · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better idea, we cut off everyones pinkys and use OCTAL!

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    5. Re:Sounds like a nut. by Toutatis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even worse is if you're born on January 31th. He got rid of your birthday forever.

  2. Riddle me this, Batman... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Timely and semi-related riddle.

    Q - Why do computer geeks celebrate Halloween on Christmas?
    A - Because OCT 31 equals DEC 25.

    Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.

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    1. Re:Riddle me this, Batman... by sporty · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.


      Which week and which calendar so I know to avoid your bad jokes? :)
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  3. so.. by monkey_jam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..you want to reorganise the entire western hemispheres calendering system because the new one is easier to code?

    Out with the old....

    1. Re:so.. by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, but you have to remember... its tons easier to work mathematically with the metric system, but we STILL haven't switched over yet....

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    2. Re:so.. by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can do that with the current system, just by eliminating timezones and standardising on GMT.

      The problem with that is that while it'd be fine for me (in London), other people would suddenly have to adjust to getting up at say 2am GMT rather than 9am local time. No, it wouldn't make any practical difference, but it would require changing the way you think, and *that* is the biggest problem of all.

      Seriously, changing the way that hundreds of millions of people measure time just to make the lives of a few thousand coders a little easier is insane.

    3. Re:so.. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes and it is easer for HR too. Just yesterday I had to modify a program because it clears out the data for a new year. But because New Years is on a saturday they gave the 31st off for the holiday. So I needed to modify the program to whipe out all data up to but not including the 31st. of December. Our Current System dates are considered to be just as bad as user interaction. Because you are mixing a 365 day year with a 7 day week on a 5/6 day work week, with the same number of vacations durring the work week every year, so you need to fudge the holidays, Every years the numbers fall on different days of the week. Every 4 years there is an extra day in the year. This is a fairly complex coding mechnisim to work out. Having holiday consistancy is a big bonus because.

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    4. Re:so.. by Surt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you seriously suggesting that ordinary people could add or subtract 3 digit numbers?

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  4. Some parallels... by VE3ECM · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Getting the world to switch calendars will prove to be as hard as getting the USA to switch to metric...

    Freakin' hopeless.

  5. 10 hour day by mackman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody is taking my 10 hour day plan seriously either.

    Actually, it was the one hour of work that your boss didn't like.

    1. Re:10 hour day by P-Nuts · · Score: 4, Interesting

      10 hour day

      Pah! Real men have a 28-hour day! Actually, I tried this for a while and found it worked, but was too impractical as the rest of the world didn't try it.

  6. change by Legato895 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    no matter how good of an idea it is, something thats been used for hundred of years won't change out of convenane, thats just the way it is

    but heck, im all for metric time

  7. Not going to happen, ever by PktLoss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I will tell you what, once he manages to drag the American government and populace over to the metric system (kicking and screaming no doubt), then maybe, just maybe the world can have a listen. But realistically I don't see this ever happening, for a few reasons:
    1) It being the same time and day everywhere still isn't that useful. Sure it's 3:00pm over in China right now, because it's 3:00pm here, but that doesn't tell me that the people there are in fact awake?
    2) Frequent use of the term 'forever more' on his website. I think a lot of the problems we have with systems today are caused by the failure of the original designers to see A) any other possible use or improvement for the system, and B) Not designing the system to allow for other uses or improvements because of A. Perhaps once we are jumping from one planet to another in our space ships some changes will need to be made, who knows? Will this require a change to the calendar? Will it always be the same time on this other planet that has a shorter day, shorter year?

    And finally, the big one

    3) People don't like change.

  8. I want my birthday to change! by teiresias · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What about all those people born on Febuary 29th? What about them I ask!


    4.) What happens to my birthday?

    If, for example, your birthday is March 7, it will ALWAYS fall on a Wednesday, for evermore.
    Christmas Day will always fall on a Sunday, which will be pleasing to Christians,
    but, will also be pleasing to companies who currently lose up to two weeks of work to the Christmas/New Year's annual mess.
    New Year's Day will always be on a Sunday, too.


    Also, I enjoy the relative randomness of my birthday changing days. Since my birthday is in January there is the occasional bonus of a snow day on my birthday (has happened twice in recent memory). I suppose you could prove that having it on one day is just as likely as having it on random days but I like my odds the way it is :)

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  9. It Stays Exactly the Same, Year after Year! NOT by mcg1969 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    On this page, he makes the claim about the calendar: "It Stays Exactly the Same, Year after Year!"

    Only, it doesn't. About every 5-6 years or so he inserts an extra week in the calendar between June and July.

    No, it's not every 5 years, and no, it's not every 6 years. It's sometimes 5, and sometimes 6. You'll just have to ask him.

    So will someone tell me why this is any less difficult than what we currently use?

  10. Thank you for your submission, but... by waynegoode · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dir Sir/Madam:

    Thank you for submitting your idea for calendar reform. However, we must reject it for the following reasons:

    • ( ) It changes the seven day week or adds days outside the week.
    • ( ) It has a day or days that are not in a month causing problems for writing dates, etc.
    • (X) It has an unusual number of months in all or some years making it hard to divide a year into quarters.
    • (X) One or more months have significantly more or fewer days than the others causing problems for monthly fees, etc.
    • (X) The number of days in a year varies greatly from some years to others.
    • (X) Some months are only in certain years and therefore the number of months in a year varies from year to year.
    • (X) The number of days between a date in one year and the next varies form year to year.
    • (X) It makes people keep clock time that does match the daytime, i.e. sunrise at midnight or noon.
    Congratulations on getting 5 out of 7!
  11. There are five 100-minute hours in my week by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lunch hours.

  12. 13 Month Calendar by SuperQ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This whole 30 day calendary is silly.. if you're going to re-shuffle everything, make it a simple 13 month, 28 day calendar.

    the month is exactly 4 weeks

    There is only 1 spare da a year (a real new-years-day)

    You still probably need to do leap-years.. but that's less of a big deal, just make new-years 2 days.

    You also get the bonus of being more in-sync with lunar changes. (which is easier to keep track of my gf's moods ;)

    1. Re:13 Month Calendar by soulsteal · · Score: 5, Funny

      You also get the bonus of being more in-sync with lunar changes. (which is easier to keep track of my gf's moods ;)

      Wow, you're dating a werewolf?

  13. no shortage of bad ideas by supernova87a · · Score: 5, Informative

    for you all who're having trouble getting to the actual info page, here it is.

    To give you some inside information, the guy behind this idea is kind of a crackpot -- he's a guy who has lots of weird thoughts, but hasn't exactly done much serious research in a while.

    And that's why although this may make a good press release, any professional astronomer (or even amateur) knows why we have the calendar we do -- so that each year, the calendar days you are familiar with correspond to approximately where the stars lie in the sky, and the weather season, etc. Ie. every September, the vernal equinox coincides with the rising parallel, the length of the day, etc. etc. Leap days are the way to distribute the extra 1/4 of a day per year into a reasonable interval (once every 4 years).

    This scheme of having one calendar with a leap "week" is just another way of shifting around the leap days, and is exactly what an astronomer would NOT want! And his rationale for not having to print different calendars is obviated by having to remember that leap "weeks" occur in years 2015, 2020, 2026, 2032, 2037, 2043, etc...

    The current calendar gives some consistency and familiarity -- you can predict how long the day is, what stars are in the sky (within a day or so b/c leap days), and approximately if you're going to need a heavy jacket to go outside in the cold. Under this crackpot new calendar, you have to recompute all these things based on what year it is. Crackpot.

  14. Actually ...deps ... by danalien · · Score: 4, Informative
    jepp. here (sweden) it starts on Monday, but you're right, some say it's Sunday. *to quote* (1st hit from googleing):

    • What Is the First Day of the Week?

      The Bible clearly makes the Sabbath the last day of the week, but does not share how that corresponds to our 7 day week. Yet through extra-biblical sources it is possible to determine that the Sabbath at the time of Christ corresponds to our current 'Saturday.' Therefore it is common Jewish and Christian practice to regard Sunday as the first day of the week (as is also evident from the Portuguese names for the week days). However, the fact that, for example, Russian uses the name "second" for Tuesday, indicates that some nations regard Monday as the first day.

      In international standard ISO-8601 the International Organization for Standardization (ISO) has decreed that Monday shall be the first day of the week.


    So, actually, it depends rather on you (your beliefs) and how the people from your country choose to go ... BTW, here's a helpfull link to discover who choose what :)

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  15. Not thinking big enough by JonathanLennox · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fundamental problem with all calendar reform proposals is that the day, month, and year aren't integer multiples of each other.

    However, with big enough rockets, we can fix this! Slow the day down a bit, move the moon out -- 30 days in a month, 360 days in a year. Nice and regular!

    (Still seeking funding.)

  16. No more timezones!!! by jaaron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I just wish we'd get rid of timezones. Why can we all just use UTC and be done with it? And don't even get me started on daylight savings...

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  17. In case anyone doesn't get the joke... by cold+fjord · · Score: 5, Informative

    We've been overdue for the annual Timecube reference on Slashdot.

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  18. Slighty OT, but... by kyle_b_gorman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...you know what we could actually do? We could think of each of our 10 fingers as being a 0 or 1 in a 10 digit, base 2 number. Hold the finger up, and you've got a 1, otherwise it's a 0. Thinking of our fingers as a binary number, we'd get 2^10 (that's 1024) digits, which is a good deal better than our measly 10 we get now. Of course, this catching on would require quite a meme. Can anybody reading this do it well?

    Practice with an applet here

  19. And nobody takes my "fall back" plan seriously... by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've maintained for YEARS that, as long as we're going to go screwing around with the clock twice a year anyway, why not set the clock back one hour, twice every month ? Let's say we set the clocks back one hour on the 1st of the month, and again on the 15th of the month, every month. In one year we'd be right back where we started (12 months X two hours each = 24 hours!), but we'd have gained a whole extra hour of sleep every two weeks (or so)...now who wouldn't like THAT? (and just to clarify: there'd be no restriction that you had to use the extra hour for sleep...) Sure, part of the year "first thing in the morning" would be just before sundown, and at a completely different part of the year (the opposite side of the year, in fact) you'd be sleeping all "day", but who cares? I mean, we all live by our clocks anyway, right? And you'd be getting that "fall back" boost twice every month !

    Well, I'D vote for it...at least it's no crazier than thinking we're "gaining" or "losing" an hour by fiddling with the clocks.

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