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New Calendar Proposal

belg4mit writes "An astronomy professor at Johns Hopkins is pushing for the adoption of a new, static, calendar. The press release is written better than his site but a little short on details. Interestingly he claims this should be easy to implement and points at the hoops coders must jump through for the Gregorian calendar." Nobody is taking my 10 hour day plan seriously either.

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  1. Sounds like a nut. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Wouldn't it be convenient if your birthday, Christmas, and the Fourth of July--not to mention most other major holidays--all fell on the same day of the week, year after year?"

    No? What if your birthday is on a Monday? Nobody wants that. Everyone wants a Friday or Saturday birthday.

    "Newton Week would pop up irregularly: 2009, 2015, 2020 and 2026"

    Yes, that's far easier than keeping track of months with different numbers of days... not. I'd rather have 13 28-day months, with the extra day or two rotated through the calendar. I'd also like to see if we could slow down the Earth to create 30 hour days.

    1. Re:Sounds like a nut. by abburdlen · · Score: 4, Funny

      birthday on a Monday? feh.
      Worse is if you're born during a Newton week.

    2. Re:Sounds like a nut. by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

      He is not just a nut but a stupid fool! His head has been filled with educated stupidity that ignores the cubic wisdom of 4-day time! I have absolute proof of cubic time but the educated clueless stupids deny the obvious truth of 4 simultaneous earth-days. This is true evil and will perish.

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    3. Re:Sounds like a nut. by Alan+Cox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well we do have to do something, although fortunately we have 795 years before we need to worry. In 2800 however the calenders diverge and we'll have different countries on different days unless they can agree on a revised leap year rule set.

    4. Re:Sounds like a nut. by squidfood · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'd also like to see if we could slow down the Earth to create 30 hour days.

      It's about time we thought of the programmers! Let's bioengineer ourselves to have 16 fingers, and adopt hex for counting.

    5. Re:Sounds like a nut. by Reignking · · Score: 2, Funny

      This would really mess up that digital sundial that we read about a few weeks ago...and what about the LEGO grandfather clock? He'd have to rebuild it. No, this new system just won't work.

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    6. Re:Sounds like a nut. by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And what about everyone using GMT? That is as nutty as it gets. Time of day is realated to the (surprise) time of day for most people. People want to come to work at 8 regardless if they are in Japan, UK or US. They want to say "I had tea and crumpets at 4 in the afternoon" and have everyone understand what time that refers to. And whenever GMT is most usefull for such things as navigation or any kind of global coordination of events it is already used.

    7. Re:Sounds like a nut. by ccharles · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone wants a Friday or Saturday birthday.

      Simple, then. We simply design a calendar whereby everybody's birthday is on a Friday or Saturday.

    8. Re:Sounds like a nut. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the tradition of naming new months after emperors (i.e. July and August), I propose "George" instead of "Newton".

    9. Re:Sounds like a nut. by tolan-b · · Score: 2, Funny

      My USB printer wasn't detected today!

      Get back to work!

    10. Re:Sounds like a nut. by Spamlent+Green · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not to mention he's skewed it so both Xmas and New Years fall on Sundays. I suspect this loon is just some management efficiency expert in disguise, hoping to save corporations big $$ in needless holiday pay.

    11. Re:Sounds like a nut. by ak3ldama · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yea, with lines like The Gregorian Calendar does not cease to exist, it just isn't ordinarily used. Except by hicks., you really have to wonder if this guy wants to be taken seriously. The pitfalls to his calendar are enough to keep it from being implemented universally, but once his personality steps in, it is a done deal.

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    12. Re:Sounds like a nut. by Ironsides · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better idea, we cut off everyones pinkys and use OCTAL!

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    13. Re:Sounds like a nut. by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yea, with lines like The Gregorian Calendar does not cease to exist, it just isn't ordinarily used. Except by hicks., you really have to wonder if this guy wants to be taken seriously.

      It's not any different than the statement "The Imperial system does not cease to exist, it just isn't ordinarily used. Except by hicks." Looking at the world, that's pretty much the case.

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    14. Re:Sounds like a nut. by vikstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd also like to see if we could slow down the Earth to create 30 hour days.

      Nah, too hard, just slow down cesium 133.

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    15. Re:Sounds like a nut. by Toutatis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even worse is if you're born on January 31th. He got rid of your birthday forever.

    16. Re:Sounds like a nut. by BobPaul · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Newton Week's no big deal. It's really no different than being born on Feb 29th.

      What would suck is a Monday Birthday! Just like the parent said!

  2. Riddle me this, Batman... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Timely and semi-related riddle.

    Q - Why do computer geeks celebrate Halloween on Christmas?
    A - Because OCT 31 equals DEC 25.

    Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.

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    1. Re:Riddle me this, Batman... by sporty · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.


      Which week and which calendar so I know to avoid your bad jokes? :)
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  3. so.. by monkey_jam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..you want to reorganise the entire western hemispheres calendering system because the new one is easier to code?

    Out with the old....

    1. Re:so.. by Frymaster · · Score: 2, Interesting
      you want to reorganise the entire western hemispheres calendering system because the new one is easier to code?

      well, let's face it: if the current time keeping system were software we'd seriously be considering a rewrite.

      my personal favourite for easier time systems is the swatch "internet time" beats. basically, the day is divided into 1000 "beats" (about 90 seconds each) and the current beat count is global. by being global the annoyance of time zones is eliminated. you just have to remember that you go to work 350 in switerzerland and 600 in michigan and that hocky night in canada is on at 120, 145 in newfoundland.

      simple.

    2. Re:so.. by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, but you have to remember... its tons easier to work mathematically with the metric system, but we STILL haven't switched over yet....

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    3. Re:so.. by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can do that with the current system, just by eliminating timezones and standardising on GMT.

      The problem with that is that while it'd be fine for me (in London), other people would suddenly have to adjust to getting up at say 2am GMT rather than 9am local time. No, it wouldn't make any practical difference, but it would require changing the way you think, and *that* is the biggest problem of all.

      Seriously, changing the way that hundreds of millions of people measure time just to make the lives of a few thousand coders a little easier is insane.

    4. Re:so.. by kill-hup · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah, but you have to remember... its tons easier to work mathematically with the metric system

      Wouldn't that be kilograms? ;)

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    5. Re:so.. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Informative
      Yeah, but you have to remember... its tons easier to work mathematically with the metric system

      Wouldn't that be kilograms? ;)

      The metric system has a unit of measure called the ton as well, so no.

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    6. Re:so.. by thomasdelbert · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not some 360 beats? Then you can simply add or subtract your longitude to get your solar time.

      - Thomas;

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    7. Re:so.. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes and it is easer for HR too. Just yesterday I had to modify a program because it clears out the data for a new year. But because New Years is on a saturday they gave the 31st off for the holiday. So I needed to modify the program to whipe out all data up to but not including the 31st. of December. Our Current System dates are considered to be just as bad as user interaction. Because you are mixing a 365 day year with a 7 day week on a 5/6 day work week, with the same number of vacations durring the work week every year, so you need to fudge the holidays, Every years the numbers fall on different days of the week. Every 4 years there is an extra day in the year. This is a fairly complex coding mechnisim to work out. Having holiday consistancy is a big bonus because.

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    8. Re:so.. by joelethan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, being human, I understand the Gregorian calendar and the coding algorithms are done to death. That's why we have computers: to handle the boring yet strangely stuff.

      Besides, it's always entertaining to smugly point out somebody else's software got the date-coding wrong. As if I would ever code a bug?

      Happy 5th of Newton!

      /JE

    9. Re:so.. by Surt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you seriously suggesting that ordinary people could add or subtract 3 digit numbers?

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    10. Re:so.. by jdavidb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the silly thing is that the date and time coding problem is trivial to solve: solve it once, stick it in a module or library, and then use that forever. And hey, look! It's already been solved for most languages!

      In Perl I've been using Matt Sergeant's excellent Time::Piece module for years now, but am planning a switch to the new DateTime module which looks slated to become a Perl standard. Unfortunately it's always the bad coders who try to do everything themselves and reinvent the wheel. They will write their own date handling code and saddle me with the responsibility of fixing it years from now (what, you mean 2008 is a leap year?). I'm still mad at some highly paid consultants who didn't bother to read the docs to see what kind of year value they got out of some code I had to fix on Dec. 31, 1999. All they had to do was read the docs! And it's not like they didn't have any knowledge that year-handling was ever a problem...

      Meanwhile most of the languages I've been learning lately seem to have built-in date literals. (Nothing new; I had that in dBase IV an eon ago.)

      Simple solution: use one library everywhere and fix the library if it ever has problems. Instead we get inexperienced coders who reinvent the wheel and then tell us all we need to change our calendar to make it easier for them to continue manufacturing redundant wheels.

    11. Re:so.. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      We could use the so-called Aztec Calendar. Mayhaps it is not as easy to code with, but far more accurate. Or the original Greater Sothic Cycle calendar of the Egyptians, on which the Julian Calendar of Rome was based, and in turn on which the Gregorian Calendar, codified during the time of Pope Gregory VII was based. Going further back there is the old Babylonian system (heck its already in base 64!), or to come back to almost the present there is the Revolutionary Calendar of the French Revolution. We could use the old Norse week which only had 5 days in it: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Washday (I am NOT kidding). We could use the Balinese ritual cycle calendar system, or the equally obscure yet similar system used in Tibet. Regardless of the Calendar chosen, most geeks STILL won't be able to get a date!

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    12. Re:so.. by Psychofreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unlike this post I LIKE time zones. It is less confusing to have a standardized time with just an offset for your region than to learn when the sun comes up every day as you travel. If having coordination is important be like the military and talk "Zulu" or GMT time. Memorize your offset is all cases because it really does help with people in other cities/countries.

      Now on Daylight Saving Time. It is a nice concept that was invented for economic reasons that daylight is used more efficiently. While I support it, it is a PAIN! I live in a daylight saving time zone, but am sometimes working in a NON-daylight saving time zone. End result is I am usually slightly early when I am at that site(it is west of me) and then have a habit of showing up before the doors are unlocked! I'm glad I am not at that site very often!

      On the other hand, I can enjoy the evening during the summer. Go out sailing in the evening winds and still have time to get back before dark.

      Daylight savings is a good thing for most people. It is a difficult thing for IT professionals who are never seeing the light of day in the first place.

      Then again never seeing daylight is a bad thing too.

      Phil

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    13. Re:so.. by juan2074 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It turned out bad when they put up new speed limit signs. That really confused the drivers.

      But renumbering all the exits and replacing mile markers with the appropriate markers every kilometre was very expensive, even for the richest state.

  4. Some parallels... by VE3ECM · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Getting the world to switch calendars will prove to be as hard as getting the USA to switch to metric...

    Freakin' hopeless.

    1. Re:Some parallels... by Daengbo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The imperial system offers great approximation and visualization advantages. It's based on twos and threes.

      A cup is about what you drink your coffee in

      Two cups is a pint

      Two pints are a quart

      A foot is about that long

      divide a foot in half, and you've got six inches

      Most people can fairly accurately divide into three parts. That comes to about two inches.

      An inch is half that.

      A yard is three feet, which you can visualize, or you can rough from your shoulder to your hand. The imperial system came from a time when close enough was good enough, and it still works well in those situations. Unfortunately, like analogs clocks and rounding to the nearest quarter hour, those days are all gone now.

  5. 10 hour day by mackman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody is taking my 10 hour day plan seriously either.

    Actually, it was the one hour of work that your boss didn't like.

    1. Re:10 hour day by P-Nuts · · Score: 4, Interesting

      10 hour day

      Pah! Real men have a 28-hour day! Actually, I tried this for a while and found it worked, but was too impractical as the rest of the world didn't try it.

    2. Re:10 hour day by JaxWeb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Semi-Seriously, a standard for 10 hour days does exist.

      Unfortinuely the Wikipedia articles have been edited such that they point back and forth to each other. This version from the history is better.

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    3. Re:10 hour day by Eric604 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too bad such system will never come about. I am tired when I get home from but after a few hours I feel energized enough to work on some private projects or go out. There is a tendency to go on until like 3am but next day is horrible since I have to get up at 7. I tried shortening sleep but that doesn't work, even with 1 hour less I feel terrible during the day. There was a time I went to sleep whenever I felt the need for and woke up without an alarm clock, this resulted in 26-hour days. The only problem was that sometimes I had to miss a party because it started at the same time I was about to go down.

  6. change by Legato895 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    no matter how good of an idea it is, something thats been used for hundred of years won't change out of convenane, thats just the way it is

    but heck, im all for metric time

    1. Re:change by gewalker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      AH, the 13-month calendar.

      13 months, 4weeks each, plus an extra saturday after week 52 (2 extra Saturdays on leap years).

      Now you have calendar reform that I could support.

  7. Not going to happen, ever by PktLoss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I will tell you what, once he manages to drag the American government and populace over to the metric system (kicking and screaming no doubt), then maybe, just maybe the world can have a listen. But realistically I don't see this ever happening, for a few reasons:
    1) It being the same time and day everywhere still isn't that useful. Sure it's 3:00pm over in China right now, because it's 3:00pm here, but that doesn't tell me that the people there are in fact awake?
    2) Frequent use of the term 'forever more' on his website. I think a lot of the problems we have with systems today are caused by the failure of the original designers to see A) any other possible use or improvement for the system, and B) Not designing the system to allow for other uses or improvements because of A. Perhaps once we are jumping from one planet to another in our space ships some changes will need to be made, who knows? Will this require a change to the calendar? Will it always be the same time on this other planet that has a shorter day, shorter year?

    And finally, the big one

    3) People don't like change.

  8. I want my birthday to change! by teiresias · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What about all those people born on Febuary 29th? What about them I ask!


    4.) What happens to my birthday?

    If, for example, your birthday is March 7, it will ALWAYS fall on a Wednesday, for evermore.
    Christmas Day will always fall on a Sunday, which will be pleasing to Christians,
    but, will also be pleasing to companies who currently lose up to two weeks of work to the Christmas/New Year's annual mess.
    New Year's Day will always be on a Sunday, too.


    Also, I enjoy the relative randomness of my birthday changing days. Since my birthday is in January there is the occasional bonus of a snow day on my birthday (has happened twice in recent memory). I suppose you could prove that having it on one day is just as likely as having it on random days but I like my odds the way it is :)

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  9. Site melting: by Ckwop · · Score: 3, Informative

    So view here instead.

  10. It Stays Exactly the Same, Year after Year! NOT by mcg1969 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    On this page, he makes the claim about the calendar: "It Stays Exactly the Same, Year after Year!"

    Only, it doesn't. About every 5-6 years or so he inserts an extra week in the calendar between June and July.

    No, it's not every 5 years, and no, it's not every 6 years. It's sometimes 5, and sometimes 6. You'll just have to ask him.

    So will someone tell me why this is any less difficult than what we currently use?

    1. Re:It Stays Exactly the Same, Year after Year! NOT by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 3, Funny

      It doesn't matter how hard it is; just call it Jesus Week, and watch 'em lap it up.....

  11. Another static calendar proposal by swm · · Score: 3, Informative

    Another proposal along the same lines

    http://world.std.com/~swmcd/steven/rants/calenda r. html

  12. But ... by sir+lox+elroy · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would do away with the little rhyme I use to remeber how many days are in a month. :-D

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  13. Re:This won't please YHWH/Allah/insert deity here by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Informative

    It doesn't break the 7 Day Week. All it really is a 364 Day Year. And every 5-6 Years therre is an extra week. So It will not mess wih their Sabbath.

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  14. Thank you for your submission, but... by waynegoode · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dir Sir/Madam:

    Thank you for submitting your idea for calendar reform. However, we must reject it for the following reasons:

    • ( ) It changes the seven day week or adds days outside the week.
    • ( ) It has a day or days that are not in a month causing problems for writing dates, etc.
    • (X) It has an unusual number of months in all or some years making it hard to divide a year into quarters.
    • (X) One or more months have significantly more or fewer days than the others causing problems for monthly fees, etc.
    • (X) The number of days in a year varies greatly from some years to others.
    • (X) Some months are only in certain years and therefore the number of months in a year varies from year to year.
    • (X) The number of days between a date in one year and the next varies form year to year.
    • (X) It makes people keep clock time that does match the daytime, i.e. sunrise at midnight or noon.
    Congratulations on getting 5 out of 7!
  15. Google Cache by northcat · · Score: 2, Informative
  16. There are five 100-minute hours in my week by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lunch hours.

  17. Yes, but the question is, by Omicron32 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it digitally signed?

  18. Perpetual calendar by hrld1,kon · · Score: 2, Informative

    J.R.R. Tolkein had a perpetual calendar for the Evles and Hobbits. They were outlined in some of the appendicies. Of course, there were only six days in a week, and some days fell outside of months.

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  19. Re:decimal hours by isny · · Score: 2, Informative

    Swatch recently tried to market something like this. Unfortunately, their site is flash, but go to here and search for ".beat". The idea was based on 1000 "beats" per day, all starting at 0 in Zurich, if I remember correctly (rather than Greenwich). Interesting idea to keep everybody synchronized, but not helpful if you want to know what time lunch is.

  20. Problems with changing... by Rahga · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) Aggies (Texas A&M) would need to switch from the "12 pairs of underwear" system.
    2) The once-a-year event of celebrating the arrival of the same paycheck for working 14/15th the time will disappear. The French wouldn't notice this.
    3) Doesn't fix the problem of daylight savings time... As Paul Harvey once described it, it's a bit like cutting off the top of your blanket and using it to cover your feet.

  21. Re:Hrm... by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's so complicated about the first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox? Otherwise known as Easter Sunday ;-)

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  22. Re:This won't please YHWH/Allah/insert deity here by harvardian · · Score: 2, Informative
    If you RTFW, he has large font that explains:
    the C&T Calendar Fully Respects the Fourth Commandment of the Bible
  23. Newton Week by Satertek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's the difference between having the newton week and Leap years on the current calandar? Seems more complicated to me.

  24. Nutcase by photon317 · · Score: 3, Insightful


    This guy hasn't a prayer of getting his calendar implemented. He's a nutcase, and his calendar is riddled with practical problems (which he even notes on his site amongst the "FAQs", and then brushes aside with illogical retorts). As further proof of his unfitness as an architect of serious systems for human use, in another part of his calendar site, he gives code examples in Fortran. Anyone who, when given the chance to write a code example in order to explain a simple calendar concept, immediately goes for Fortran as his language of choice, is not someone I want designing anything that might affect my life.

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    1. Re:Nutcase by CMiYC · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean this isn't a good response?

      "Aww....you've spotted the big defect in the new calendar. Isn't it terrible? And what about kiddies that are born in Newton week? When is their birthday, in non-Newton years? (Actually, I suggest that such folk should all consider themselves to be ... born on the fourth of July!) "

      (emphasis mine)

    2. Re:Nutcase by BobPaul · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's a nutcase, and his calendar is riddled with practical problems (which he even notes on his site amongst the "FAQs", and then brushes aside with illogical retorts)

      I like his response to "Well I still don't think it's gonna work". He effectively states "I called my Grandmother in Canada once and she said it's cold there."

      Now that's an answer for a nutcase!

  25. 13 Month Calendar by SuperQ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This whole 30 day calendary is silly.. if you're going to re-shuffle everything, make it a simple 13 month, 28 day calendar.

    the month is exactly 4 weeks

    There is only 1 spare da a year (a real new-years-day)

    You still probably need to do leap-years.. but that's less of a big deal, just make new-years 2 days.

    You also get the bonus of being more in-sync with lunar changes. (which is easier to keep track of my gf's moods ;)

    1. Re:13 Month Calendar by soulsteal · · Score: 5, Funny

      You also get the bonus of being more in-sync with lunar changes. (which is easier to keep track of my gf's moods ;)

      Wow, you're dating a werewolf?

    2. Re:13 Month Calendar by eric_brissette · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, you're dating a werewolf?

      Naw, but she's almost as hairy

    3. Re:13 Month Calendar by Spunk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey retard.

      That was exactly his point.

  26. 13 Month by fk319 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many Resturants use a 4 week, 13 month calender to watch there sales from year to year. Every few years, Month 13 had 5 weeks instead of 4 weeks.

  27. no shortage of bad ideas by supernova87a · · Score: 5, Informative

    for you all who're having trouble getting to the actual info page, here it is.

    To give you some inside information, the guy behind this idea is kind of a crackpot -- he's a guy who has lots of weird thoughts, but hasn't exactly done much serious research in a while.

    And that's why although this may make a good press release, any professional astronomer (or even amateur) knows why we have the calendar we do -- so that each year, the calendar days you are familiar with correspond to approximately where the stars lie in the sky, and the weather season, etc. Ie. every September, the vernal equinox coincides with the rising parallel, the length of the day, etc. etc. Leap days are the way to distribute the extra 1/4 of a day per year into a reasonable interval (once every 4 years).

    This scheme of having one calendar with a leap "week" is just another way of shifting around the leap days, and is exactly what an astronomer would NOT want! And his rationale for not having to print different calendars is obviated by having to remember that leap "weeks" occur in years 2015, 2020, 2026, 2032, 2037, 2043, etc...

    The current calendar gives some consistency and familiarity -- you can predict how long the day is, what stars are in the sky (within a day or so b/c leap days), and approximately if you're going to need a heavy jacket to go outside in the cold. Under this crackpot new calendar, you have to recompute all these things based on what year it is. Crackpot.

  28. Newton Week? by mshiltonj · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's stupid.

    For more information on calendar reform in general check Calendar Reform. I'm partial to the World Calendar.

  29. Shortcomings and psychological annoyances by vorpal22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Two thoughts come to mind:

    1. How would this affect people whose birthdays, anniversaries, etc. fall on the 31st of a month that no longer has a 31st? How about Halloween?

    2. Personally, having my birthday occur on a Wednesday for the rest of time is tremendously unappealing to me. I enjoy having the occasional weekend birthday so that I can laze around all day, go out and get drunk, and just generally get spoiled by friends and family. The thought of having to work on my birthday for the rest of my life up until retirement isn't exactly heartwarming.

    Oh, and of course, his model doesn't appear to be TimeCube compliant, and thus will be met with a lot of protest.

  30. Re:decimal hours by brunson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Changing the clock is such a lame idea. Any mathematician will tell you base 12 is far superior for doing integer calculations than base 10. 10 only has 2 divisors: 2 and 5, which 12 has 4: 2, 3, 4 and 6 which make a 60 minute hours superb. What's 1/2 an hour? 30 minutes. What's 1/3? 20. What's 1/4? 15. 1/5? 1/6? 1/12?

    If you had 100 minutes in an hour you'd start doing a lot of rounding or using a lot of decimal places.

    Debate the calendar all you want, but leave the clock alone.

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  31. Actually ...deps ... by danalien · · Score: 4, Informative
    jepp. here (sweden) it starts on Monday, but you're right, some say it's Sunday. *to quote* (1st hit from googleing):

    • What Is the First Day of the Week?

      The Bible clearly makes the Sabbath the last day of the week, but does not share how that corresponds to our 7 day week. Yet through extra-biblical sources it is possible to determine that the Sabbath at the time of Christ corresponds to our current 'Saturday.' Therefore it is common Jewish and Christian practice to regard Sunday as the first day of the week (as is also evident from the Portuguese names for the week days). However, the fact that, for example, Russian uses the name "second" for Tuesday, indicates that some nations regard Monday as the first day.

      In international standard ISO-8601 the International Organization for Standardization (ISO) has decreed that Monday shall be the first day of the week.


    So, actually, it depends rather on you (your beliefs) and how the people from your country choose to go ... BTW, here's a helpfull link to discover who choose what :)

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  32. Re:Hrm... by Swamii · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a believer in Christ, knowing that most of our calendar and most of the days of the week originate from names of ancient mythological gods, it makes me a little uneasy too.

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  33. I have to agree. by gandell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's the big deal with standards, anyway? He mentions that we should all adopt UTC. Personally, I don't care about adopting it. Even if we did, the business implications face the same challenges. Yes, we'd all be on the same time schedule, but you'd still have to remember when Turkey and India's business hours were.

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  34. Oblig. Grampa Simpson by JaffaKREE · · Score: 2

    My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it!

  35. Re:This won't please YHWH/Allah/insert deity here by harvardian · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually:

    Fourth
    Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work; but the seventh day is a Sabbath to The Lord your God; in it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your manservant, or your maidservant, or your cattle, or the sojourner who is within your gates; for in six days The Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day; therefore The Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.

  36. Not thinking big enough by JonathanLennox · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fundamental problem with all calendar reform proposals is that the day, month, and year aren't integer multiples of each other.

    However, with big enough rockets, we can fix this! Slow the day down a bit, move the moon out -- 30 days in a month, 360 days in a year. Nice and regular!

    (Still seeking funding.)

  37. French Revolutionary Calendar by missing000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    This calendar is much more in line with the world I want to live in.

    The main shortcoming is of course the 10 day week, something that could be overcome by simple division into 5 day weeks.

    The best feature is the 5-6 day party at the end. Screw Chrismahanakwanzaka, lets just have a 5 day party.

    1. Re:French Revolutionary Calendar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Interestingly enough, even with a 10 day week, the French still limited themselves to working 35-hour weeks.

  38. How is this different than NET? by 4vidar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Recently I was pointed (thanks to http://www.userfriendly.org/) to this site which speaks of New Earth Time (NET) http://newearthtime.net/.

    It too is an interesting concept, however I'm not sure any of this would fly. You'd have to get tons of governments on board, and that just isn't going to happen. Hell, try to get them to agree on a single item like warring with other countries...oh wait, that's not too simple.

    It would still be hard to get them to do anything that involves change.

  39. No more timezones!!! by jaaron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I just wish we'd get rid of timezones. Why can we all just use UTC and be done with it? And don't even get me started on daylight savings...

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    1. Re:No more timezones!!! by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 2, Funny
      And don't even get me started on daylight savings...
      Ahhh ... someone from Saskatchewan.
  40. No extra holiday time for Guv'ment workers by fscmj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Under his system, christmas eve, christmas, new years eve, and new years day are all on saturday or sunday. This will happen in 2005 in our current system and us guv'ment types don't get any extra days off. Not that we don't get enough days off anyway (think inauguration day, ex-pres dies, an inch of snow falls, etc) but hey, everyone likes those extra days around christmas.

  41. It was the 13th day of the 13th month by tylersoze · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lousy Smarch weather!

  42. Re:How is this redundant? by stupidfoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you don't like it, don't read it.

    But how will I know whether or not I like if I don't read it?

  43. In case anyone doesn't get the joke... by cold+fjord · · Score: 5, Informative

    We've been overdue for the annual Timecube reference on Slashdot.

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  44. Screws up Halloween! by BrianWCarver · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's no October 31 on his calendar, so Halloween would have to be October 30. LAME

    He also wiped out my wedding anniversary, which is on a 31st. Do you think this would mean I wouldn't have to buy gifts?

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  45. Physics based time... by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've just come up with a better idea. How about, instead of an arbitrary number, we invent a system where the hours are related to a physical phenomena? Kind of like how the meter is defined as the distance light travels in 1/299792458th of a second. We should pick something simple and easily reproducable. I propose we look at shadows cast by the nearest star. When the derivative of the length of shadows with respect to time is zero (i.e. at the local minimum or dl/dt = 0) we could all agree to call this time "noon". Any takers?

  46. Sorry, no. by Safety+Cap · · Score: 3, Funny
    Your post advocates a

    (x) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to solving the "drifting calendar" problem. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work.
    (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which
    used to vary from country to country before the Gregorian Calendar was adopted.)

    (x) Jebuslanders would not remember what date Jebus was killed
    ( ) Banks would go out of business without those little calendars to distribute
    (x) No one will be able to figure out when daylight savings time occured.
    (x) People born on Feb 29th would revolt
    ( ) It will stop confution for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of date-sensitive programs will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from developers
    (x) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Hallmark cannot afford to lose business or alienate "unimportant" religions
    ( ) The average Joe doesn't care that Oct 13 will be on a different day of the week next year.

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    (x) Lack of centrally controlling authority for calendars
    ( ) Other, weird calendars in foreign countries
    ( ) Trivial tase of determining last day/first day of the month using a single line of code.
    (x) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new ideas
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new calnedars
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in Gregorian Calendar
    (x) The Stock Market
    (x) Willingness of users to install OS patches
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of selling candy on a Tuesday.
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    (x) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who think world-wide solutions are "easy" to implement
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of bootleg calendar makers
    (x) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
    been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    (x) INT 1A, 4 should not be the subject of legislation
    (x) Change sucks
    ( ) Eliminating tradition sucks
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    (x) Y2K didn't go far enough
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) I don't want the government telling me to go to work on Sunday
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    (x) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
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  47. Tolkien did it better with the Shire Calendar by eris_crow · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Shire Calendar also has every day be the same day of the week each day, but in it every month is 30 days long, not just some of them, and the extra days are feast days on the solstices. Partying is built right in to the calendar!

    Say what you want about Hobbits, but they knew the value of making drinking and eating a regular part of one's daily activities. And since they had so many kids, one might conclude that their after hours party activities included a few less bucolic things as well.

  48. Re:Sounds like a nut because he is a nut by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hindu is likely older- certainly has older than 6000 year scriptures. And it's widely practiced.

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  49. Slighty OT, but... by kyle_b_gorman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...you know what we could actually do? We could think of each of our 10 fingers as being a 0 or 1 in a 10 digit, base 2 number. Hold the finger up, and you've got a 1, otherwise it's a 0. Thinking of our fingers as a binary number, we'd get 2^10 (that's 1024) digits, which is a good deal better than our measly 10 we get now. Of course, this catching on would require quite a meme. Can anybody reading this do it well?

    Practice with an applet here

    1. Re:Slighty OT, but... by corngrower · · Score: 2, Funny

      I give that idea the big 4.

  50. C&T Calendar? Why not Shire Reckoning? by ansak · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you're going to propose a different calendar, why not use the Shire Reckoning?

    But seriously, you need a sweeping new regime to get acceptance for a new calendar. If you look at the introduction of any calendar anywhere, it's always been either (a) highly localized in a particular spatio-, chrono-, ethno- or credo-sphere (or combination thereof), or (b) gradual, viral, and not entirely successful.

    Examples of the former are:

    • Chinese
    • Hebrew
    • Iranian
    • Islamic
    • Japanese
    The most notable example of the latter is the transition to worldwide dominance of the Gregorian Calendar which actually took a very long time. The Julian Calendar still hangs on in the Orthodox religious calendar, and legal documents in various areas are still written using other local calendars (e.g. Japanese drivers' licenses).

    Yet another calendar? Don't need it. There are enough disjoint relationships between the different numbers describing the earth's motions (and hence the seasons) that ultimately, the irregular way "Newton" shows up in the year is just as confusing as what we have now.

    € 0,02 worth...ank

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    1. Re:C&T Calendar? Why not Shire Reckoning? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The most notable example of the latter is the transition to worldwide dominance of the Gregorian Calendar which actually took a very long time.
      A very very long time. At a unix command prompt, type cal 9 1752. Note the missing days? That's because unix is American, in 1752 America was still British, and Britain was protestant and that's when they made the change. Most other European countries had made a smaller adjustment nearly 200 years earlier.
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  51. No more daylight savings time!!! by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, it needs to go. It's an absolute waste, even for a person like myself who has actually had jobs that required me to be working outside all day long. It's a royal pain in the ass for everyone. It's not even used everywhere in the US. Daylight savings time and it's variants are used in a seemingly random manner across the globe. This page has some good info on it. I don't care if an ancestor of mine was the first to suggest it's use. IMHO the cost and energy savings today are not worth the sheer hassle of it all. DST should go.

    1. Re:No more daylight savings time!!! by Doctor+Crumb · · Score: 2

      Before you bitch about DST, how about getting rid of the imperial unit system? IMHO the cost and energy savings today are not worth the sheer hassle of it all. The imperial system should go.

  52. Re:Sounds like a nut - more like a hoax by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The other silly thing about the statement that "Calendar reform has always failed before" is obvious in the name of the current month. This is December, as in deca, as in "the tenth month". Except, of course, it's not the tenth month - it's the twelvth. just like sept-ember is the 9th and not the 7th, and oct-ober is the 10th and not the 8th. That's pretty clear evidence that the months have been shoved around a bit and calander reform has in fact worked. (August is named after who, again?)

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  53. If you're going to make a drastic change... by Rick+Genter · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...do it right - go all the way.

    I propose that we get rid of years, months, weeks, and just jump straight to ... stardates!

    We can make stardate 1 be the date on which the first ST:TOS episode aired (September 8, 1966, old Earth calendar ;-). Of course, fractional dates correspond to time (.1 stardate = 2.4 old Earth hours).

    I believe that that makes today (December 21, 2004) stardate 13985.

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  54. Heh, first things first by deblau · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before he gets to changing the calendar, I think he needs to push for a new, static web page.

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  55. And nobody takes my "fall back" plan seriously... by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've maintained for YEARS that, as long as we're going to go screwing around with the clock twice a year anyway, why not set the clock back one hour, twice every month ? Let's say we set the clocks back one hour on the 1st of the month, and again on the 15th of the month, every month. In one year we'd be right back where we started (12 months X two hours each = 24 hours!), but we'd have gained a whole extra hour of sleep every two weeks (or so)...now who wouldn't like THAT? (and just to clarify: there'd be no restriction that you had to use the extra hour for sleep...) Sure, part of the year "first thing in the morning" would be just before sundown, and at a completely different part of the year (the opposite side of the year, in fact) you'd be sleeping all "day", but who cares? I mean, we all live by our clocks anyway, right? And you'd be getting that "fall back" boost twice every month !

    Well, I'D vote for it...at least it's no crazier than thinking we're "gaining" or "losing" an hour by fiddling with the clocks.

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  56. Re:Not going to happen, ever _ minus Centagrade by alcourt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Farenheit is a more convienient method precisely because the commonly used temperatures for everyday usage are between 0 and 100. In the centigrade scale, at least half the scale is not typically used.

    People make a lot of noise about how "superior" the metric system and I simply sit back and laugh. I see the whines about not understanding ounces and pounds and then these same people go on to talk about using hexidecimal numbers as routine. (In case you didn't realize, there are 16 ounces in a pound, 16 fluid ounces in a pint, and "a pint's a pound the world 'round").

    The metric system hasn't won out precisely because it isn't inherently "superior" in any way. I suspect that the whining over the English system is just a meme that dates back to some mathematically illiterate folks who thought that the only way to handle anything was to make it base ten.

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  57. Re:Sounds like a nut - more like a hoax by jc42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, I've read a number of explanations that the Roman-era ("Julian") calendar was viewed as a cycle, with no truly standardized starting point. But 2000 years ago, the spring equinox was widely treated as the start of a new year. Due to the Earth's precession, that was early in March around then (and the 26,000-year precession cycle would have brought it back to March first in another 24,000 years ;-). So to most people, september was the 7th month. Then, some time later, other people decided to treat January as the first month, for no clear reason.

    But no matter; the Julian/Gregorian calendar has always been a jumbled mess of historical revisions. (Unlike most other calendars. ;-) And the system in this article really isn't a whole lot better.

    I've long liked the Mayan system. Number the years from some prehistoric date. Within a year, number the days starting from 0. Yes, they had a symbol for zero, and it looked a lot like ours. After 365 or 366 days, reset the day counter to zero and bump the year counter.

    Actually, the astronomical "Julian day" is essentially this system, except it just counts days (with fractional days instead of hours and minutes), but no true year number. You can do a divide to get the year, of course.

    Then, of course, there's the unix (and VMS) timestamp, which just counts seconds. This is one of the most practical approaches if you're trying to write software to keep track of time. Once you've got all your software using the second count as its internal representation, life becomes a lot simpler. You can write library routines to translate to whatever display format your users like, while keeping time arithmetic simple for the software.

    Of course, we're going to have to make sure all our software is compiled for a 64-bit second counter some time within the next two decades. But that's starting to happen now, well ahead of schedule. Actually, it should be a signed 64-bit integer, so we can use it to unambiguously represent the pre-1970 portion of human history.

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  58. Re:decimal hours by IpalindromeI · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure where you came up with that theory, but computers (even Windows) generally store time as fractions of seconds since the Epoch. The epoch is usually 0:00UTC January 1, 1970, and has more to do with the hardware than the OS. More information here.

    As a side note, 0.041666, with the 6 repeating forever, is not an irrational number. Irrational numbers have no pattern and the sequences to do not repeat. Most importantly, they cannot be written as the fraction of two integers, as 1/24 can. Perhaps you meant "irrational" as in "lacking reason", which I suppose would apply to your post.

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  59. A bad joke? by PyrotekNX · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's April Fools, all you have to do is completely change the calendar so something inane and make it be the same day every day! Just think every day could be your birthday or Christmas! Even better is that every person could choose their own calendar and live life the way they want to! Forget having to work, EVER! I'm sure it won't effect anything important.

  60. Re:Not going to happen, ever _ minus Centagrade by gnunick · · Score: 2, Insightful
    In the centigrade scale, at least half the scale is not typically used.

    Half the scale not used!? 0 is freezing, 100 is boiling (at std. atmospheric pressure). That entire range is extremely useful and relevant in everyday life.

    Where I live, the temperature is usually below freezing this time of year. What logic is there in saying that the first degree below freezing is THIRTY ONE?

    Freezing is a very relevant temperature point, and having sub- freezing temperatures lie below zero makes a lot of sense to me. Right now it's -14C here. It's negative. That means its COLD, see?

    The ZERO point in Farenheit is pretty damned meaningless (but it'll be well below 0F tonight, woot). Of course, later this year it may reach -40F, which is the only temperature in Farenheit that makes sense--because then it'll also be -40C.

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  61. 13 month year by drg55 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I propose a year with 13 months of exactly 4 weeks plus the odd intercalary day. The year would start on the spring equinox, southern hemisphere (its our turn).

    The advantage of my plan is that the thirteenth month would have no rent, interest or taxes payable.

    Vote for Dave, world dictator!

  62. Re:Not going to happen, ever _ minus Centagrade by Knetzar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The metric system hasn't won out precisely because it isn't inherently "superior" in any way. I suspect that the whining over the English system is just a meme that dates back to some mathematically illiterate folks who thought that the only way to handle anything was to make it base ten.

    I'd agree with you if the English system was always base 16, but it's not. There are 12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, and 1760 yards in a mile. That's just confusing.