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Wireless Bluetooth Sunglasses

elecngnr writes "Motorola and Oakley are going to team up to create Bluetooth enabled sunglasses. At the CES, Motorola had also announced that they would be developing some bluetooth embedded clothing with Burton, a snowboarding company. " Speakers built into the hood, and controls built into the jacket for your audio player and phone.

172 comments

  1. i wonder by dJOEK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What instructions are there on the laundry tab ?

    is this even washable ?

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    1. Re:i wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, now my clothes can refuse to talk to my phone too.

    2. Re:i wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wash your sunglasses?

    3. Re:i wonder by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2, Funny

      "What instructions are there on the laundry tab ?"

      Not sure about Windows users, but for those with OSX 10.2 and greater it should read: "Hand Wash in iSync or iClean only"

      har har har.

    4. Re:i wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      one word,

      removable

      its in the article...

    5. Re:i wonder by kminchau · · Score: 1

      well as long as you use anti-static dryer sheets, you'll be ok

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    6. Re:i wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and:

      (2) Do not eat.

    7. Re:i wonder by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

      Another word:

      Forgetable

    8. Re:i wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forge table is two words.

    9. Re:i wonder by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      What instructions are there on the laundry tab ?

      ``Home laundering is killing dry cleaning''

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  2. Why? by svvampy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because the manufacturers need another reason to charge you two hundred dollars for five cents worth of plastic?

    1. Re:Why? by SunPin · · Score: 1

      They don't seem to know what they want these glasses to do. Maybe play music. Maybe something else. Regardless, preorder today!

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    2. Re:Why? by drmarcj · · Score: 1

      Why do you need a wireless connection between earphones in your jacket and an mp3 player that's located *in your jacket*? Given bluetooth's limited range, are you really going to leave your player at the bottom of the hill? (OK, I guess you can always argue that you don't want to get strangled on the wires or something...)

    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps there is a class of consumer who just really wants to get eye tumors by irradiating their face with RF energy. It isn't just the blue side of the spectrum that causes cell damage. It's down the road a few years, but I predict that the wireless manufacturers will be the ones getting sued when the recent spike in cancer rates gets attributed to their technology.

    4. Re:Why? by MissTuxie · · Score: 1

      I won't get it unless it comes with a camera. only real reason to have bluetooth-enabled sunglasses. Would make uploading screencaps of tv shows so much easier!

      I know everyone here thinks I'm a freak now because I didn't think of any computer geek-related use for this crap.

    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I see. So visible light is OK, but everything surrounding visible light is bad for you? Idiot.

    6. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try doing a little research before you post, cockbreath.

    7. Re:Why? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Because the manufacturers need another reason to charge you two hundred dollars for five cents worth of plastic?"

      Yeah, because supply and demand wouldn't possibly work in this situation.

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  3. SAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I enjoy boarding to escape.

  4. Too far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would never dare to use such sunglasses in fear of being microwaved to death

    1. Re:Too far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats cool. The tinfoil in your hat will stop the microwaves from the sunglasses as well

  5. So the question is by Kipsaysso · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will the glasses black out if a Microsoft product comes on screen? Or will they turn blue?

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    1. Re:So the question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blue screen of death would have a whole new meaning...

    2. Re:So the question is by SpongeBobLinuxPants · · Score: 0

      They also come in a Linux version made by BluBlockers.

    3. Re:So the question is by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      They're Peril Sensitive, ala Zaphod Beeblebrox's Peril Sensitive Sunglasses in HHG2G

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  6. what FA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    TF intro was longer than TFA

  7. But will they... by Donjo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...run linux?

    1. Re:But will they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And more importantly: does it play Ogg Vorbis?

  8. MP3 Player built in? by ashpool7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Call me back when you've got a bluetooth HUD or something. The MP3 player can sit in my pocket.

    1. Re:MP3 Player built in? by Squatchman · · Score: 1

      Something that keeps track of my Ammo and health would make my romps in the real world much easier.

      It has to show me my inventory too! Don't forget the inventory feature !

    2. Re:MP3 Player built in? by Saxerman · · Score: 1

      A HUD was my first thought, but TFA was (very) short on details and mentions only the MP3 player. Without a HUD, bundling a visual device with an audio one seems less like a convenience and more like a fashion statement. There are situations where I'd take off my sunglasses and leave on my headphones, so I suspect they're not looking to target the Bat Utility Belt generation so much as the grande Star-Schmucks quaffing jogger who wants everyone to see how hip and trendy they are.

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    3. Re:MP3 Player built in? by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      A HUD would be hard to do with bluetooth. Remember that you have only 768kbs MAXIMUM bandwidth. How high quality of the video would that create with handheld hardware. Also, another limitation is that HUDs have to either have very large lense systems or be 4-5" from your eye to be in focus. Sunglasses will never be able to do that, unless they are able to create a display techonoly that can defocus.

    4. Re:MP3 Player built in? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Call me back when you've got a bluetooth HUD or something. The MP3 player can sit in my pocket."

      I wear three things at nearly all times of my waking life:

      1.) Glasses
      2.) Watch
      3.) Cell phone. (Well I carry it anyway.)

      If any of these three comfortably housed an MP3 player, I'd prefer that to carrying something else in my pocket. If they can make it work, more power to them. Besides, WTF do you need a HUD for? "Danger! The object you're about to walk into is solid!"

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    5. Re:MP3 Player built in? by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Try a SonyEricsson S700i, I bought one of those babies. It has a decent (as in good sound) MP3 player, a 1.3Mp camera (sure not Nikon Coolpix territory, but amazingly good in daylight situations) and an FM radio that actually works.

      I used to use the P800 for these tasks (combined cell/pda/camera/MP3/OGG player) but it was just too big to be practical. But the S700 is dangerously close.... Oh and it has bluetooth too, and a instresting "Bluetooth Display" profile... god knows what THAT is.

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  9. Does anyone actually want this product? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine anyone making the time to go snowboarding and then saying to themselves 'gee, I wish the guys in the office could reach me WHILE I AM ACTUALLY SNOWBOARDING'

    1. Re:Does anyone actually want this product? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what about your buddies calling you when they get to the slopes? Nice thing about modern cell phones is that they have this feature called "caller ID." Caller ID allows you to know who is calling... BEFORE EVEN PICKING UP!!!

      And what percentage of snowboarders have the kind of jobs where the office will call them often. Skiers I could see, but snowboarders???

  10. Blue Screen of Death by elecngnr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes. MS recommends that when this happens you remove the glasses, fold them up, put them in the case, get them back out, and them put them back on...oh yea, and they recommend installing SP2.

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    1. Re:Blue Screen of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and they recommend installing SP2

      That's SPF2, and personally I think it provides too little protection for my pasty-white geek image. ;)

    2. Re:Blue Screen of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      this thread is rapidly generating the worst jokes in the history of slashdot.

    3. Re:Blue Screen of Death by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's because this is the worst invention even posted in the history slashdot.

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  11. Bluetooth clothing? by Mudcathi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean I have to worry about hackers turning my socks into spam zombies?

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    1. Re:Bluetooth clothing? by penix1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Does this mean I have to worry about hackers turning my socks into spam zombies?"

      It isn't my sock I would worry about.....Those long johns have my attention though....

      B.

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  12. Important Safety Tip by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    snowboarding

    I was just thinking that what attitude-is-everything people racing down an icy Pennsylvania hill, weaving through other people on a slippery, metal-edged plank and attempting to periodically sail through the air need is an easier way to block their senses.

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    1. Re:Important Safety Tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people who buy Burton clothing have never been on a snowboard or set of skis in their life.

      The shits warm, stylish, functional and comfortable.

    2. Re:Important Safety Tip by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure. "Hi! Yeah, I'm on the snowboard. Hang on, I'm about to Bono this tree..."

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    3. Re:Important Safety Tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh heh, it's funny because someone died.

      I wonder if you can use the glasses when surfing. "Hi, This wave is about to Thailand me!"

      Heh, get it? That should be about 200,000 times funnier than your joke.

    4. Re:Important Safety Tip by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about a slightly different safety issue - we have a smallish object (speaker) intended to be held close to the skull. It is in clothing intended for use at high speed on an unstable platform in the presence of hard objects (rocks, trees.)

      I don't know enough about snowboarding gear or this product to say whether it is an extra hazard. (Do snowboarders wear helmets? Is the speaker a small, hard object ready to be imbedded in the skull, or a wide rigid object that adds helmet-like protection?)

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    5. Re:Important Safety Tip by roach2002 · · Score: 1

      Plus, on icy Pennylvania hills, you can adjust the player on the lift after your 30 second ride downhill.

    6. Re:Important Safety Tip by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      It's satire. His point is that yukapucks who jabber on their cellular Oakley's are going to deserve exactly what they get. Other than the people who walked back out onto the beach to see what the tsunami was all about as the water did insane things, most of the people who died in Asia didn't die because they were being careless, or doing something that is, on the face of it, inherently reckless. I'm sure you think the Darwin Awards are mean, too. You've got to do a better job with your analogies, or you won't make points. I get your point, but it's not because I missed his (valid, I think) satire.

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    7. Re: Important Safety Tip by wasted · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Bluetooth-enabled helmet is a better idea than the jacket for actual snowborders.

    8. Re:Important Safety Tip by fermion · · Score: 1

      I think what you are looking for is peril sensitive sunglasses. They were last available in the HHGTTG video game.

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    9. Re:Important Safety Tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between a bonehead that's in over his head, and a natural disaster that no one was prepared for. Oh, and in a couple of years, yeah, Thailand will be funny. It's always like that, or hadn't you noticed how the human race works yet?

    10. Re:Important Safety Tip by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      Inevitably, a new HHGTTG video game of sorts will coincide with the release of the movie. Maybe these sunglasses will automatically darken via bluetooth when you die in the game, eliminating the need to "put on your peril sensitive sunglasses now".

    11. Re:Important Safety Tip by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Heh. We were thinking the same thing - notice I said "hill" and not "mountain." Since I can't afford to wing my way out to Vale to hit the slopes, I just plain gave up on east-coast skiiing. It's just another way of paying to abuse yourself, and the I also want to avoid the jail time that would come from deliberately killing certain snowboarders.

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    12. Re:Important Safety Tip by roach2002 · · Score: 1

      There's good stuff in New England - don't give up on East Coast just yet. I have to say I'm partial though, I'm from Maine. I've skiied in California a few times and just loved it.

  13. The goggles! They do nothing! by Yaztromo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And Bluetooth-enabled sunglasses do what exactly? Unfortunately, the article doesn't say. I'm guessing they're going to provide an audio output facility, but who knows for sure?

    I'm off to install a Bluetooth chip into my toilet. What is it going to do? Damned if I know, but one things for sure -- /. front page, here I (and my Bluetooth-enabled toilet) come!

    Yaz
    (...who actually has and uses two Bluetooth devices).

  14. Clothes auto dry? by oskard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Auto dry? Auto fit? Auto lace? If it ain't up to McFly's standards, it ain't worth purchasing.

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  15. why by Brigadier · · Score: 1



    my ipod fits perfectly in my pocket. my head phones are pretty much invisible. why put this in clothes that i'll forget to take out when I wash it. I always hate when new technology comes out and mfg's try to tag it on to every product they have to make it sell.

    1. Re:why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why put this in clothes that i'll forget to take out when I wash it.

      So... how often do you put your expensive Oakley sunglasses through the washing machine?

    2. Re:why by darth_linux · · Score: 2, Funny

      but imagine a beowulf cluster of them in the park!

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  16. great idea by paradoxmember · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is useful.. when I am driving or outside i am always wearing my sunglasses anyway (for the most part). Now i don't have to worry about a hands free set and my sunglasses not fitting well on my head together.

    1. Re:great idea by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

      It looks less silly than putting one of those weird devices on your ear.
      Just a another small step towards telepathy.

    2. Re:great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reminds me of

      http://www.frogdesign.com/inside/news_press/pres s_ releases/2003/pr046.html

  17. While Bluetooth 1.1 does not have enough bandwidth by Karpe · · Score: 4, Informative

    for uncompressed "CD quality" audio, what enables these new headphones and this new sunglasses are the Advanced Audio Distribution Profile, which compresses the audio using the low complexity lossless Sub-Band Codec. These devices usually also support a profile that enables you to play, pause, forward and rewind, or, if paired to a telephone too, to mute the audio when a call is received. This all seems very nice, I just wish these profiles get supported in Tiger (and Longhorn, or Windows XP new Bluetooth stack, to be fair). Can't wait to get some more wireless audio.

  18. Lawsuit alert by John3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Motorola and Oakley better check with their legal departments...Suntiger Inc. might try and sue to protect their intellectual property for "blue blocking sunglasses" which sounds eerily similar to "blue tooth technology".

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  19. Dept. of redundancy dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wireless Bluetooth?

    did I miss a meeting?

    1. Re:Dept. of redundancy dept. by mikeage · · Score: 1

      They have the internet on computers now?

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  20. Bluetooth radius by Handbrewer · · Score: 3, Funny

    If i walk outside my bluetooth radius, i become scared and confused.

  21. Danger-Sensitive by weston · · Score: 1

    need is an easier way to block their senses.

    To danger, anyway. What'd be neat is if they went black when anything threatening came by. We could set up anything dangerous to emit bluetooth "danger" signals....

    1. Re:Danger-Sensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What'd be neat is if they went black when anything threatening came by.

      I wonder how long before someone comes out with some Joo Janta 200s for real...

    2. Re:Danger-Sensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm..

      A similar technique could be used to generate SEP fields.

    3. Re:Danger-Sensitive by zymurgyboy · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps a better idea would be if this was some sort of Bluetooth HUD, as someone up the discussion suggested. Overlay a topographic map of the run on the lenses and indicate when there's a tree waiting in a bend on the other side of a hill you're about to fly over. Maybe you'd zig where you'd otherwise zag and not fataly tenderize yourself against it.

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    4. Re:Danger-Sensitive by zymurgyboy · · Score: 1

      Of course, this all begs the question, why would you need bluetooth to do it?

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    5. Re:Danger-Sensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it sure doesn't beg the question, since there was no question in the first place, but it might raise the question.

    6. Re:Danger-Sensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like this raises the (obvious and rhetorical) question, "Aren't you a pedantic little douchebag?"

    7. Re:Danger-Sensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Kinda like this raises the (obvious and rhetorical) question, "Aren't you a pedantic little douchebag?"

      From an unrelated person: No, it doesn't. If you want to rashly speak gibberish on the false premise that your creative inventions or mindless mimicking will be adequately communicative for others, you just have to accept that you will be soundly smacked in the face with a mackerel from time to time. Fuckwit.

  22. Re:The goggles! They do nothing! by the+darn · · Score: 1

    Put a Bluetooth chip in your toothbrush, so when you're brushing and you realize you forgot to flush, you don't have to touch the commode handle in mid-brush.

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  23. Interference! by Line_Fault · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a great product! Now everyone can cause WLAN interference without even trying!

  24. you nurd card is hereby REVOKED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any cretin can see that obviously, your sunglasses would be worn beneath your hat. If said hat is tinfoil, not only would it block RF transmission, leading to a poor signal, it would also reflect and focus the RF waves into your brain. That is a bad thing.

  25. Imagine... by graveyardduckx · · Score: 3, Funny

    A beowulf cluster of people wearing similar sunglasses... Ok, that even creeps me out.

    1. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that creeps you out, imagine blue tooth enabled condoms. Imagine _THAT_ beowulf cluster.

    2. Re:Imagine... by Obsidian+Dagger · · Score: 1

      To bad it was written by anonymous coward because I found the joke hilarious and wanted to give props to the author. Also reply to the parent: the cluster all wearing the same sunglasses reminds me of the multiple Mr. Smiths in the Matrix trilogy.

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  26. Re:The goggles! They do nothing! by elecngnr · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think they are working to embed the bluetooth (BT) technology in the sunglasses for things like BT enabled phones. There would be some type of earpiece on the glasses and the mic would be built into the frame.

    I own and use several BT devices. I have a wireless mouse for my PowerBook. Also, my mac is configured to accept BT from my phone, so I can completely turn off the ringer and the caller ID shows up on my monitor. Very nice for meetings. The lab I work in has a G5 PowerMac with a wireless keyboard and mouse. Not having all those wires helps clean the desk up nicely.

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  27. Re:The goggles! They do nothing! by ad0gg · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm off to install a Bluetooth chip into my toilet.

    Would that be a shitty interface to your crapper?

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  28. They are Stylish!!! by djplurvert · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh yeah baby, that's Stylish with a BIG S.

    Take a gander here at the mp3 version. Don't be fooled by the photography, these babies are BULBOUS! I think they're going for the cyborg look.

    All I know for sure is that when I say them in compusa I just couldn't stop laughing.

    I can't imagine using those things snowboarding. They look like they'd fly off with one quick turn of the head. I like lightweight and simple glasses for boarding. They WILL come off your face, unless of course, you are much better than me and NEVER find yourself yardsailing down the slope. Did I mention that they look like shit.

    1. Re:They are Stylish!!! by elecngnr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yea, they are pretty ugly. But look at the guy wearing them. Are those his real teeth? Maybe those caps are part of the antenna. God, I hope not, the guy looks like some reject from a hip-hop video

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    2. Re:They are Stylish!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh*

      The Oakley's have nothing to do with the Burton stuff, whatsoever. They're two different things. It's just the submitter mentioned them both in the same poorly written summary.

      I've read more about the Burtons. They have small speakers embedded in the hood, down by the collar. They aren't plugs that stick in your ears blocking ambient noise. The effect would be more like listening to a portable radio at low volume.

      The point is, you can still pay attention to what's going on while listening.

    3. Re:They are Stylish!!! by Holi · · Score: 1

      Shit I sell Oakley products and we just got these in stock. These things are more expensive then an iPod.The 256mb model are almost $550.00.

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    4. Re:They are Stylish!!! by vcjim · · Score: 1

      Oakley markets their products to dorks. The people in these pictures are dorks. Dorks will buy them to look cool, and will look even more dorky. Dork, just to say dork again.

    5. Re:They are Stylish!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's lil john. I'm sure you've been annoyed by choruses of "yeeeeeah!" and "HHHWWWWhaat!!!!?!???!!" since Chapelle's Show started.

    6. Re:They are Stylish!!! by djtripp · · Score: 2, Informative

      I couldn't snowboard with sunglasses, I much prefer wearing goggles. I do like Oakley, but I would lump the Thump and the Over the Top in the Never would ever wear category. I do like the Tuneups II ear pieces that Giro has created for the their helmets. Much better idea, and a whole lot cheaper. Couple that with the Burton jacket and iPod, and I would be in snowboarding heaven. Also flip up sunglasses are retarded, unless you are playing baseball.

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    7. Re:They are Stylish!!! by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      Speakers in the hood?

      Ok, I'm NOT a good boarder, I'm just some guy who likes the snow. I don't go very fast, maybe 30mph tops and that's really just guessing based on my more experienced bike riding sense of speed. At ANY speed that I go there is SO much ambient noise in my hood that I can't imagine that I'd be able to hear much of anything. Now, for the sit and smoke pot in between each pipe run crowd, that might just work.

      Like burton needs another excuse to make overpriced clothing. The ONLY thing you need is a hat that covers your ears, a pair of lightweight glasses that aren't too dark, a good pair of loose fitting snowpants that REALLY work and keep your ass dry, a lightweight top, a pair of loosefitting gloves, a sleveless vest (umderneath the top), and thermal underwear. Everything else just gets in the way.

    8. Re:They are Stylish!!! by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      I think that pretty much smacks the nail on the head.

    9. Re:They are Stylish!!! by Juice2504 · · Score: 1

      I have only one question. How come only the 256meg version comes with polarized lenses.

      That blows it for me, I would have bought a pair if it wasnt for that. Oh and the fact they look crap, that put me off a bit.

    10. Re:They are Stylish!!! by frinkster · · Score: 1
      I would just like to point out that Motorola's existing bluetooth headsets are very small and lightweight so it's not fair to automatically assume the resulting sunglasses will be as large as the MP3 player sunglasses.

      Then again, the Apple iPod Shuffle is tiny too. And once you chew it up like a piece of gum I'm sure it's downright miniscule*.


      * Don't swallow the chewed up iPod Shuffle. It will stay in your stomach for 7 years.

    11. Re:They are Stylish!!! by danimrich · · Score: 1

      It's funny why someone would actually buy them for this price...after all, you can get a better mp3 player *and* better looking sunglasses for less. Guess what, you wouldn't even need to wear sunglasses if you'd like to listen to mp3s :-)
      I guess they are really for the sort of people who don't care about money.

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    12. Re:They are Stylish!!! by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      Don't swallow the chewed up iPod Shuffle. It will stay in your stomach for 7 years.

      This is particularly problematic given the built-in battery lasts for only 7 months..

    13. Re:They are Stylish!!! by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
      The 256mb model are almost $550.00.

      True, but at 256MB you get polarized lenses; those could easily set you back $15 without the MP3 stuff. Agreed, however: the dork factor is pretty high here...

    14. Re:They are Stylish!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ho ly SHIT you are so fkucing cool!

    15. Re:They are Stylish!!! by iainl · · Score: 1

      Partly due to the fact that I'm in the UK, and your dollar is worth about half of sod all right now, but my Oakleys without even all the fancypants MP3 player cost more than that.

      Oakley really do murder us glasses wearers that need prescription lenses. Particularly when you then go for the C-Wire and polarized lenses.

      Still, they're really, really nice, and I don't plan on buying another pair in the next few years.

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    16. Re:They are Stylish!!! by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      No need to get upset, you should have at least fourteen days to return them to compusa. Just say you changed your mind and you want an ipod instead.

  29. More Ways To Become Distracted by Uosdwis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah this is a good idea.

    First we complain about drivers being distracted with phones while on the road. Just wait till we have skiers/boarders doing the same. Not being able to hear when you are listening to your iPod is really safe

    1. Re:More Ways To Become Distracted by PixelThis · · Score: 1

      Not to be too harsh, but this problem has been around since the Sony walkman came out, about 25 or 26 years ago. You don't have to wait, people have been skiing and snowboarding with musical distractions for nearly a generation.

    2. Re:More Ways To Become Distracted by Moofie · · Score: 1

      But now they can do it without WIRES! This is the tipping point, man! The butterfly is flapping its wings! WHY ARE YOU NOT PANICKING?

      *deep breaths*

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    3. Re:More Ways To Become Distracted by dema · · Score: 1

      Uh, why did you link to a story about a skiier dying after being hit by a snowmobile? It mentions headphones in one paragraph but immeadiately rules them out. I'm sure there are some much better examples of driver distraction accidents.

    4. Re:More Ways To Become Distracted by Uosdwis · · Score: 1

      There was more coverage about the headphones/iPod she was using during the TV broadcast. Unlike most /.ers I want to be able to point to a reference, and this is the only one I could find that made any mention of headphones. Plus I thought the relevance of the story being recent was important.

    5. Re:More Ways To Become Distracted by Uosdwis · · Score: 1

      I don't know anyone who has used a walkman or discman on the slopes. I have noticed that with the rise in MP3 players use of music players on the slopes has increased though. Personally I think using such things while skiing is a horrible idea. Embedding the devices into a jacket is a stupid gimick, which will be obsolete by next winter, when newer electronics come out in more stylish jackets.

    6. Re:More Ways To Become Distracted by PixelThis · · Score: 1

      I guess we must ski in different parts of the world. While I can't claim to know anyone who skis while audio-impaired(enhanced?), I generally spotted a dozen or more such folks anytime I've gone skiing in the last two decades.

    7. Re:More Ways To Become Distracted by worthen · · Score: 1

      Heh - did you even read the article you referenced? It says, basically, that Ashley Stamp was likely _not_ wearing headphones when the snowmobile hit her, contrary to the initial first reports. Rather, the ski patrol folks were screwing around on their snowmobile, going too fast. Keep the snowmobiles off the slopes, and let people wear their headphones - which people have been doing since the Walkman came out, not just since the iPod.

    8. Re:More Ways To Become Distracted by texas · · Score: 1

      You must not know very many people then. I know many people who have used walkmans while skiing, and they've been doing it for decades. Some use them on the slopes, while others, like myself, use them on the chairlifts. When you've got a season pass and log close to 100 days a year, that's a lot of lift time, and slow days can be lonely. Music helps that long lift ride up.

      And I don't think the rise of mp3 players has anything to do with it. As others have said, this all started with the sony walkman.

      Speaking of horrible ideas... do you wear a helmet when you ski? (this isn't totally off topic, as some helmet models have built in headphones now)

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    9. Re:More Ways To Become Distracted by Uosdwis · · Score: 1

      Yes I know a whole heck of a lot of people. And lots of those people ski. Most of us have season passes. We ski >50 days a season on those passes. Also, I create ski trips all over the US. In the past 20 years of skiing I have only seen them recently. maybe one/two people on a tram, no one on gondolas maybe a few boarders on quads. Never on a pama, T or hiking up the hills. I talk to people on the chair with me; some like it some don't.

      Nope don't use a helment, I think they cause a false sense of security. I have met many who just plow with their head if they have a helmet. Plus I find them restrictive and harder to hear anything.

    10. Re:More Ways To Become Distracted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you?

      The cops said they have her wearing headphones. People who know her say it is not "plausible" she was wearing them. Not the same as not possible. She "never would have" is not the same as "she didn't" or "she wasn't".
      Conflicting reports are not the same as 'the cops are wrong'
      This is why eyewitnesess are easily turned over in court. How do you know? did you see? are you sure of what you saw?

  30. Re:While Bluetooth 1.1 does not have enough bandwi by theManInTheYellowHat · · Score: 1

    It is Motorola that they teamed up not Apple so it will be a phone that these things talk bluetooth to. So sound quality is already messed up. I guess it would make all those fancy ring tones sound cooler too.

  31. MOD UP! FIRST "IPOD IS AWESOMER" POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


  32. Next: by Marvelicious · · Score: 1

    E-TP
    Bluetooth enabled toilet paper.

    Anyone else think they've gone off the deep end with this crap?

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    1. Re:Next: by vacuum_tuber · · Score: 1
      Anyone else think they've gone off the deep end with this crap?

      No! My shirt buttons have a real need to communicate with my shoelaces. Don't yours?

      Really, this could be a great thing for all those fashion-impaired geeks. Imagine, you pull on a pair of pants that happen to be handy. Then, when you reach for a shirt, the pants shout through your skull-implanted audio, "No! That shirt doesn't go with us at all! Eeeuuuwww! Blechhh! Barf!" You pull back your hand like you had touched fire, then tentatively reach for another shirt. "Uh, no, that's not too good. Try another." On the third or fourth try you hear, "Yessssssssssss! That rocks! Get it on and let's pick out some accessories..."

      How about Bluetooth-synchronized morphing body parts? Just you wait and see...

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  33. Oakley has a new line of adjustable sunglasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will be able change the opacity of the lenses by adjusting the contrast on your palm.

  34. Re:The goggles! They do nothing! by Yaztromo · · Score: 1
    I have a wireless mouse for my PowerBook. Also, my mac is configured to accept BT from my phone, so I can completely turn off the ringer and the caller ID shows up on my monitor. Very nice for meetings. The lab I work in has a G5 PowerMac with a wireless keyboard and mouse. Not having all those wires helps clean the desk up nicely.

    I'm running the same configuration -- a PowerBook with an Apple Bluetooth Mouse and a Sony Ericcson T610 phone. The phone is configured to not only accept SMS messages, but to synchronize my calendar and contact data, and to permit wireless GPRS Internet access on the PowerBook through the phone. A very nice set-up indeed.

    My problem is more with the linked article than with the product itself, which I (obviously) have yet to see, and thus have no opinion of.

    Yaz.

  35. They should go with some more stylish frames... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and put the electronics in one of those fake Groucho noses. Propably would make for better transmission.

  36. Better than Bluetooth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who has the Janta 200 Super Chromatic Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses?

  37. Re:The goggles! They do nothing! by trb · · Score: 1
    And Bluetooth-enabled sunglasses do what exactly?

    If you get the Bluetooth Blublockers, they would probably splode themselves.

  38. Just In Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Entering a new phase in its efforts to modernize its aging brand, Motorola's accessories division will soon unveil a line of winter clothing..
    Swell. It'll probably enter the market .. this Spring?
  39. Not enough power... but someday... by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 2, Funny

    When clothing actually has enough processing power and connectivity, you will be able to say:

    "There's a clan match in my pants and everyone's invited."

  40. Re:Not really by Bastian · · Score: 1

    Bluetooth is incredibly low power, and operates on a different frequencly from WLAN. Also, the peer-to-peer style network topology means that two BT networks in the same area will share the bandwidth rather than interfere with each other.

    You'd have to get a lot of devices into a small area before interference would become a big problem.

  41. Paging Daniel Clowes by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

    Mr. Clowes, your hi-fi pizza is ready. Mr. Clowes, dial 432 for pickup.

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  42. Almost close... by chipset · · Score: 1

    I am not sure about wireless sunglasses.

    So, I can't listen to my music when I am not wearing shades?

    I want a bluetooth remote for my iPod, I want a bluetooth module for my Bose QuietComfort 2s. I want to control it while I am on a plane, without worrying about all the damned wires.

    With that, I don't need electronic embedded clothing...

  43. Re:The goggles! They do nothing! by XorNand · · Score: 1

    Better than a SCSI interface--requires less frequent system flushes.

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  44. Re:Dead tech! by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

    Where have you been hiding?

    Yes, bluetooth was over-hyped to be the one "one true solution" in the begining. But that doesn't mean it's irrelevant.

    For short range devices, it's a good technology, wireless input devices, wireless headsets for mobile phones, etc. Heck, if my current cellphone had bluetooth, a bluetooth hands-free mounted in my car would be ideal. My phone could stay on my belt, but would automatically interface with the hands-free just by getting in the car.

    So, no it's not dead, it's not even dying, it's just not the uber-meme of the week anymore.

  45. Sunglasses??? Motorola? by zymurgyboy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Great. So now I can go from being the dork with the tiny Jabra headset who appears to be talking to himself, to being the scary sunglasses-all-the-time Matrix agent who appears to be talking to himself.

    DAMN YOU bluetooth device people!

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  46. Re:Not really by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    Bluetooth operates on the same 2.4 to 2.5 GHZ ISM band as "b" and "g" networking, but it is split into something kike 79 non-overlapping channels rather than three non-overlapping channels. I don't know if any reciever allows you to choose, or tries to avoid detected interference though.

    It shouldn't interfere, but with a bluetooth mouse next to a bluetooth reciever AND a WLAN reciever within a foot of each other, sometimes I notice a greater lag on the g card.

  47. kinda cool by fermion · · Score: 1
    I don't like the optics or style of Oakley (flash over function), but a building a bluetooth headset, if this is in fact what they are talking about, makes much more sense than and MP3 Player. The earphone is done, so all that needs to be designed is the boom. The bluetooth circuitry can easily fit in the space of an mp3 player.

    For walking and driving around sunglasses would be much more stable than the average headset.

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    1. Re:kinda cool by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
      For walking and driving around sunglasses would be much more stable than the average headset.

      You must live in - where? - Sandy Eggo?

      What pathetic chumps we are as consumers. Now we've been been convinced that we need different MP3 devices for every time of day, for every kind of weather, for every mood...

  48. How they really work by edge_crumbler · · Score: 1

    Actually, this is how they really work - I know this because I read about it on the back of a cereal packet. First the bluetooth connection links in with your cameraphone. You have to pair the two so that they know each other and will talk to each other, it's like friendly functions in C++. After that, is just a matter of clipping your cameraphone to your jacket, or if you've got one of those new flip phones you can just slide it over your top pocket so the camera points out. Ideally, you'll be on a 3G network, but 2.5G works quite well depending on your location because the camera will take photos every few seconds and relay them back to the Oakly NOC. Now, here I'm afraid it becomes decidedly low-tech: They tried baysian filters, image recognition filters and even that technology out of Cambridge that detects excessive pink in the photos, but nothing worked better than just hiring some minimum-wage dufus off the street to quickly scan the photos. When they spot images that cross the threshold of danger they hit a big red button on their desk. It's one of those emergency stop buttons you see at the conveyor sushi restaurants - you know the type - and whamo - a high-priority paging packet is beamed to the phone, zips through the bluetooth connection an shuts those glasses down! Black. Can't see a thing. And just in time too. H2TG make them out to be some all included device but this is the state of the art folks. If they sell well, next year it'll all be integrated. Such is the life cycle of bluetooth devices.

  49. anyone else by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    Anyone else been thinking of super-chromatic-peril-o-sensitive sunglasses? Or ist it just because I'm watching the BBC Hitchhiker? :-)

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    1. Re:anyone else by jamesh · · Score: 1

      That's the first thing I thought of. Presumably the bluetooth interface is there as a link up to a peril detector that you carry in your pocket.

    2. Re:anyone else by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Actually I was thinking about Chevette's glasses with popup help in Virtual Light

  50. Your post proves that the moderators... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can't handle the truth! One of them must be one of the white trash you describe.

    BTW, I've walked by the Oakley store in Charlotte while I was on my way from NYC to Atlanta. That is a very nice mall, and the Oakley store does stand-out like a tube top at a black-tie affair.

  51. Whoever it is, he looks like a dork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never heard of "lil john". Ditto for "Chapelle". And given what I've seen, I have to say, thank fuck for that.

  52. Oboy, closed captioning for cell phone calls ... by ankhank · · Score: 1

    Neat.

    Next the sunglasses will be able to listen to your cell phone calls, give you a heads-up closed captioning or translation maybe, perhaps allow advertising to be popped up too.

    Plus they can be signaled to go completely opaque if the Homeland Security Network realizes you're in the vicinity of something you ought not see, or if a tactical nuclear device is about to go off within your line of sight.

    Every driver should be wearing a pair ...

  53. Do you think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the sunglasses will be that bitchin 80s iridium wrap around style?

  54. Re:Dead tech! by elecngnr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would'nt really call it irrelevant. I am working with some people who are researching ways to embed household devices with bluetooth. Now, there are some who would cry that this is geek-driven tech and on some accounts I would agree. However, the focus of much of this research is to utilize technology to increase the accessibility for those who are mobility impaired. Creating these bluetooth networks would make independent living for these individuals more of a reality. Bluetooth modules embedded into lighting, heating and air conditioning, doors and door locks, media devices, etc. is a large improvement in the quality of life for these individuals.

    Why bluetooth? 1. There are a lot of bluetooth products out there. 2. There are a lot of software libraries for bluetooth. 3. It runs on the ISM band. 3. With bluetooth, you can create a scatternet. 4. Its relative short range is a plus in terms of interference in these applications. The list could really go on from there.

    While this is certainly a niche market, it is a large market. I think part of the problem with bluetooth is that some developers have been unable to exapnd their minds beyond the cellphone paradigm into other areas that could make a huge difference.

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  55. ...scary by mochugger · · Score: 1

    Supported OS: Windows XP, 2000, ME or 98SE (98SE requires additional driver); Mac OS 9.2.2, OS X 10.1.5, OS X 10.2 or OS X 10.3 Oh great, just what I've always wanted... to have Windows ON MY FACE!

  56. Yet another clue.... by vought · · Score: 1

    That the next iPod will likely have Bluetooth or 802.11b/g/whatever.

    -Stream to AirPort Express
    -"Remote controls" available that work with Bluetooth from Apple and third parties.

    Should be an interesting year. They gotta suppport that $249.00 and up price point by further differentiation. Mot wouldn't be doing this otherwise.

    Don't get me started about "Jokely". Beautiful sunglasses - for a few weeks. Every pair I've owned (at least six pair since 1988, including the original Eyeshade) has failed to provide adequate protection against nefarious sunglass-killing and losing forces.

    A pair of Oakleys with a homing device - now that, I'd pay for.

  57. Re:ATi drivers by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    iPod sucks. I had one for 2 days before it broke, it was the 40 gig version too. Turns out the hard drives are junk. I returned it and got my money back and got a RCA Lyra with a gig SD card for a quarter of the money.

  58. Bluetooth iPod Adapter by jsares · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to add $200 for an iPod bluetooth adapter.

    http://www.tentechnology.com/products/products_n av iplay.php

    Plus just like with the Shuffle you won't have a display.

  59. Improvements to bluetooth by itsthebin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I like the idea of Bluetooth personal area networks. They just need to improve its implementation a little. 10 meter range is fine , but the devices need to be able to interact a bit better. For example I own a jabra headset , a bluetooth enabled phone (n-gage) , a bluetooth enabled PDA ( axim x50v ) and a usb adaptor for my laptop. I use the headset with my phone , and for skype(out) with my PDA and laptop, and utilising the audio gateway for voice notes on my PDA and laptop. I use bluetooth to install(sync) programs on my PDA from my laptop. I use my phone to control winamp on my computer.( Bemused ). My laptop and PDA use bluetooth to access the GPRS modem on my phone. I would like to see better bandwidth and implementation so all these devices can operate in harmony so I do not have to keep pairing , or initiating connections - I would like to see my devices that are paired operate simultanously.

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  60. Re:The goggles! They do nothing! by Karellen · · Score: 1

    I'm betting they communicate with a belt-mounted (or in pocket) Perilometer, and turn completely black at the first sign of danger.

    The all-in-one Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic version won't be out 'til next year though.

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  61. pfft by seth1334 · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new, bespectacled, trendy bluetooth overl.. arrrr, I don't think so.

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  62. BT glasses. Real uses... by guttergod · · Score: 1

    Well, it's probably not what it is but....

    Connect your glasses to your BT enabled GPS (or even better, cellphone with gps), an arrow on the glass points you in the right direction, and a voice tells you which way to go.

    Combine this with any other cool features available in your pocket-bluetooth-gadget-collection(tm) and you got the whole world in your hands... head.. glasses... whatever..

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  63. Peril sensitive by xixax · · Score: 1

    They are peril sensitive and turn black at the first hint of danger. For example, it will spot copyrighted materials and black out if you do not have appropriate DRM licences.

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  64. obligatory by Lord+Prox · · Score: 1

    ...now imagine a beowulf clust....

  65. Obvious geek joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that what JC Denton wore on Deus Ex?

  66. it would still be awesome using grayscale by ashpool7 · · Score: 1

    have the glasses pick a good contrasting color based on the current light conditions, turn that color up and down 4 or 8 notches and you have a smooth whatever-scale display. Low bandwidth, but enough to select songs or something. It's possible...

    The optics would certainly be more complicated as you noted, which is why a HUD in general would be awesome. Slapping a flash MP3 player into some sunglasses, however, is not. I guess that was my point.

    1. Re:it would still be awesome using grayscale by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      But since it is using ambient light AND color, anything you displayed would just look like whatever you are looking at, distorted. I doubt that you could comfortably read characters like that, and if you could, it would be nausiating.

  67. Close to the brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you want something that radiates that close to the brain (esp. if it is always on), in addition to the cell phone irradiation we are already getting?

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/12/mymo_pul ls _phone/

  68. Re:The goggles! They do nothing! by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 1
    And Bluetooth-enabled sunglasses do what exactly?

    They let you see the world around you is really full of subliminal messages and aliens.

    Oh, and if your friend won't put them on, just beat the living crap out of each other for a half hour or so...

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  69. Re:The goggles! They do nothing! by ross.w · · Score: 1

    They turn black at the first sign of copyrighted material, thus preventing you from seeing anything you haven't paid for.

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  70. Peril Sensitive??? by hajihill · · Score: 1

    More importantly are they Peril Sensitive?

    *cn;t c teh keybrd....

    NOTICE: the impending IPR lawsuit filed by Joo Janta 200 Corp has been avoided due a passing SEP Field. Have a nice day!

    Ahh, that's better. Where were we?

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  71. old news again by Stanneh · · Score: 0

    i have had my burton jacket and bag both of which have ipod controls built in for about 7 months now. http://www.burton.com/Burton/gear/products.asp?pro ductID=377&shortMaterialNumber=B5253101

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  72. Re:While Bluetooth 1.1 does not have enough bandwi by Hast · · Score: 1

    The next version of Bluetooth is supposed to have 3 times the bandwidth of the current version. Thus nicely solving that problem.

  73. Why oh Why... by SupremeSpod · · Score: 0

    > However, the focus of much of this research is to utilize technology to increase the accessibility for those who are mobility impaired. ...do Spastics get all the neat toys?

  74. Burton? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the UK, Burton sell suits and chav (google for it) clothing. Since people are embarassed to be chavs, Motorola may want to re-think their partnership!

    PS. I know about Burberry too. Seeing the business news report that their sales were down due to people being too embarrased to wear their clothes cracked me up.

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  75. How many geeks.... by seamonster · · Score: 1

    ... go outside often enough to even need sunnies?

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  76. HUDs, and disposable components by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    With sunglasses costing an arm and a leg nowwadays (silly designer frames) it is interesting to note that techno-fashion will probably bring prices down. You can manuf. You can buy a latest mobile for less than the price of some stupid frames right now.

    HUD's - don't get your hopes up, you need micro projection for this, but it is coming with new displays. The reason? Hold you finger 3 cm in front of your eye and focus on your print... can't.

    You need to have a focussing projection, and any reflective surface will diffuse the light.

    I think a fiber optic channel carrying the signal into the arm of the glasses, then lensing it into a convex mirror, which shines it onto your retina would be nice...

    I think techno-fashion should stay out of designers hands, the same way as I laugh when I see someone with that ferrari digicam...

    In 2 years, what is he going to do with it? It will be a joke antique. Buy a real ferrari now, and in 2 years, you can still pick up chicks with it.

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  77. what are you trying to say by ashpool7 · · Score: 1

    My suggestion with the sensor was to pick a color that didn't blend in with the surroundings. Aka, don't pick white when you're on the slopes. I don't think the whole display glasses idea is impossible, it's just nobody's working on it real hard. These guys have a 20% transmission, which is about on par with some sunglasses. Dial down the resolution and the colors, and maybe you could make it more compact.

    Regardless of my stupid ideas on how to make it more useful, I think if somebody actually tried to make a pair of display glasses that were somewhat comparable to normal glasses, I think people would buy them and push the technology along. Original point being, that would be more exciting than an MP3 player strapped to some sunglasses, especially if they were wireless. :-)