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Eisenstadt's Analysis Of 8 Years' Worth Of Email

Hylton writes "Thought this might be of interest: Marc Eisenstadt's saved every email he's gotten over the past eight years, including spam, and run an analysis of it."

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  1. Apparently the analysis is still running by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    on their webserver.

    1. Re:Apparently the analysis is still running by mattspammail · · Score: 1

      I know! I know! Let's call it the "Effect of the members of the slashdot community"!

      No, wait. Too long.

      How 'bout "Really slow web server because of slashdot effect"?

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  2. Spam by thinkliberty · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have received more spam in the past week than I have legitimate email in the past 10 years.

    1. Re:Spam by PopeAlien · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah! but did you save and analyze them?

    2. Re:Spam by BosstonesOwn · · Score: 5, Funny
      I have analyzed it all and apparently the people sending me these spam messages know my plight.

      I need a bigger penis

      I need teen sluts who suck **** on webcams

      And apparently I shouldn't be telling anyone this but this nice man in nigeria , who is the lawyer in charge of my long lost grand father mutambi wikimbo is trying to get me $5 million american dollars but I have to pay a tax of $5 thousand american dollars to nigeria and he will gladly handle it for me.What a swell guy.

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    3. Re:Spam by agraupe · · Score: 1, Funny

      You mean your Nigerian contact only has $5,000,000 to offer you??? What a waste of time, mine has at least 60,000,000 (six ZERO millions) DOLLARS Amrican, of which I get 30%. Best of all, there is no risk!

    4. Re:Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you have no friends. (rim shot please)

    5. Re:Spam by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1, Funny

      mutambi wikimbo is a bastard. i sent him my $5000 and i haven't heard back from him.

      hmm. maybe we share a grandfather

    6. Re:Spam by thundercatslair · · Score: 0

      I like my women like I like my coffee: bitter and murkey

    7. Re:Spam by agraupe · · Score: 1

      I rather do think it is funny. It is because I have something known as "a sense of humour". You should try getting one at some point, they are most excellent.

    8. Re:Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what happens when you sign up for "Get free XXX in your email" or you've spent all your time in a basement and haven't had time to make friends in the outside world.

    9. Re:Spam by Valcoramizer · · Score: 1

      I have gotten a grand total of 14 spam messages over the past 5 years. I still cannot comprehend how. I guess I'm just lucky. Or maybe it is using my friends e-mails when I know it will be sold.

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    10. Re:Spam by DrSkwid · · Score: 0

      personally I prefer teen sluts who suck cock

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    11. Re:Spam by slimak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats a great idea! I have many fond memories from college that involve signing my roomate up for hundreds of explicit mailing lists using some simple application that let you enter and email and check categories. It backfired somewhat though as he really enjoyed many of the porn services.

    12. Re:Spam by jh6cd6d3cktp7w9h7vxw · · Score: 1

      bah, that is nothing. Here is an actual log from a few domains I manage: Viewing spam statistics for the last 7 days. Number Of Messages % of Total Mail Total Emails 20136 100 Total Detected Spam 19774 98.20 yes, that is right, last week our e-mail was 98.2% complete JUNK for a company of 25 people. I don't know where you are all getting this nice 40% and 50% from.

  3. Remembering when.. by Bite-lover · · Score: 5, Funny

    Must be nice to be able to look back on porn-spam and feel old. 'Hot XXX - Newcomer Jenna!'

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    1. Re:Remembering when.. by bluGill · · Score: 1

      As I recall the first porn Spam I got was for 7 year old girls. I'm still sick about that one. (That was before I developed strong defenses to not read all of a short email before figuring out what it meant. It slows me down, but now I don't get as sick over email)

  4. Long-term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Wonder how this will affect bayesian technology in the future...

  5. !42 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparantly the computer spent months compiling and cross referencing only to spit out this cryptic message: Host not found

    1. Re:!42 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Apparantly the computer spent months compiling and cross referencing only to spit out this cryptic message: Host not found

      No, no, no! It said that the answer was '42' and that if we wanted to know what the question was, we'd need to have it design and build an even greater computer.

  6. Since I can' read it let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More spam now than in the past?
    About the same amount of legit email over time?

  7. Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    If its already slashdotted, he's also probably saving all of his server logs as well.

    1. Re:Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because the analysis is performed in real-time, using PERL.

    2. Re:Slashdotted by skweegee · · Score: 1

      It's Perl not PERL.

    3. Re:Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be spelled with capitals, because it's an acronym... Practical Extraction and Report Language.

    4. Re:Slashdotted by dadjaka · · Score: 1

      Mirrordot should save their logs too: it's broken there too! BTW, they say there are 22 parallel slashdottings happening at the moment!

    5. Re:Slashdotted by LarsG · · Score: 1

      a.k.a. Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister

      (In Norway there's a saying that a dear child has many names) :-)

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    6. Re:Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perl n. , arbitrarily chosen for its positive connotations, with omission of -a- to differentiate it from an existing programming language called Pearl. Coined by Larry Wall in the summer of 1987; the program was publicly released on 18 December of that year. Acronymic expansions of the name (such as Practical Extraction and Report Language and Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister), though found in the earliest documention for the language, were formed after the name had been chosen. Coinage details confirmed by personal communication from L. Wall, May 2000. A high-level interpreted programming language widely used for a variety of tasks and especially for applications running on the World Wide Web. The form Perl is preferred for the language itself; perl is used for the interpreter for the Perl language. 1988 J. Vromans Perl Reference Card.

      In short, perl may have became an aconym, but it is not, and should only be referred to as "Perl" (or "perl" if you are referreing to the interpreter)
    7. Re:Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pupils Equal and Reactive to Light?

  8. hah by usernotfound · · Score: 4, Funny

    my yahoo account i use to collect spam gets 1700 a month, while my "real" email account i've recieved 1566 since august of 2003, only 10 of those being spam.

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    1. Re:hah by mrjackson2000 · · Score: 1

      i get 5000/mo in my yahoo

    2. Re:hah by kajoob · · Score: 1

      while my "real" email account i've recieved 1566 since august of 2003, only 10 of those being spam

      So you're telling us you're not a comcast subscriber?

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    3. Re:hah by whereizben · · Score: 1

      man ive got like 300-400 spam messages a day in my yahoo account... gotta stop signing up for those free porn sites with it!

    4. Re:hah by usernotfound · · Score: 1

      lol, i dont use that account for anything but ebay/paypal...and never have, so there's no junk there, but maybe only 10 emails a month in there total.

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  9. and on the 8th post... by rd4tech · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    his (mail) server went down. case /.ed

  10. Indeed by mboverload · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I used to NEVER get spam, I didn't know what people were complaining about. I was on a mail server that no spammer really knew about, so there were no dictionary mailings. However, once I posted that paticular email on just a few websites I have been getting ~50 spam a day. There is no way they got my email through me signing up for things because I use a seperate address. I'm just glad the kind of practices they use (trawling the internet for emails) are illegal, although that doesn't mean much.

    I will never buy anything from spam, and whoever does has got to be a complete moron.

    1. Re:Indeed by iced_773 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I should point out that you shouldn't respond to spam under ANY circumstances - it just verifies to the spammer that your address exists.

    2. Re:Indeed by mwkaufman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I went for years getting a spam for about every 9-10 real e-mails, but then I just happened to try to use an ISP (when I got a cable modem) e-mail account and I suddenly had a need for spam filters that I had never used before. Kinda wish I could see the article...

    3. Re:Indeed by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Trawling for email addresses isn't illegal at all, certanly not in the USA which actualy legalized spam with the CAN-SPAM act.

      The domains I use for email arn't even up right now, and I'm using gmail these days anyway. I had been using 'throwaway' emails for everything, and then a spammer started jo-jobbing me. Meaning that they started using fake addresses @mydomain. So I was getting tons and tons of bounce messages. It was awful.

      These spammers are horrible people, but they're not even close to stupid. They're obviously making money off of it, or they would have stopped doing it a long time ago.

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    4. Re:Indeed by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

      I'm just glad the kind of practices they use (trawling the internet for emails) are illegal, although that doesn't mean much.

      I know of no country that has stated it is illegal to obtain email addresses this way. Sending emails to the addresses after you've collected them this way may be illegal in some countries like the US, but collecting them is certainly not.

    5. Re:Indeed by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try your own domain name on a dialup connection :-) My own account gets around 200 spams a day. It annoys me, but doesn't take long to delete, since so much of it is 5 or ten copies of the same thing, which sticks out like the proverbial sore thumb when viewed once or twice a day.

      But starting last summer, maybe 9 months ago, some spammers realized they had an untapped (fools') gold mine to plunder, and my simple little home domain has been receiving more and more spam to accounts that don't exist, like bill123 and so on. My poor little dialup domain has been receiving around 50-60,000 spams a day to those bogus accounts. It hit 120,000 one day.

      It's easy enough to deal with since it is known to be spam by definition of going to bogus accounts. I never see it unless I am curious. I collect stats daily on how many unique account names were used, around 3000. It just amazes me that those bozos would send so much pure crap with no hope of ever getting a response.

    6. Re:Indeed by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      In theory it could be argued in the UK under the computer misuse act. You'd have to have some kind of click-through I expect - a straight website would be treated as public. However if you've made an effort to stop them they're illegally using resources they're not entitled to (ie. your computer, your bandwidth) so can be prosecuted.

      Reading that back though you could apply that to spam itself, at a pinch... you'd need a good lawyer though.

    7. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      And also set your email client not to load images, or anything remote for that matter, off the net. They can just add a image.jpg?id=123456 and know that the email address in their db with the id of 123456 read their spam message.

    8. Re:Indeed by mattspammail · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Indeed by mattspammail · · Score: 0, Troll

      what is this "dial-up" of which you speak? Huh? Wha? Not to sound snobby here, but WTF?!!!! What is this? 1998?!!!

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    10. Re:Indeed by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      If you're hosting your own mailserver, Postfix since version 2.0 can be set to reject mail if it's addressed to a non-existent account.

      http://www.postfix.org/LOCAL_RECIPIENT_README.ht ml

    11. Re:Indeed by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1

      See here, it is illegal in Australia to use address harvesting software.

    12. Re:Indeed by joschm0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > I should point out that you shouldn't respond to spam under ANY circumstances - it just verifies to the spammer that your address exists.

      Wouldn't they know if your email address is good by the fact that it wasn't rejected as an invalid address?

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    13. Re:Indeed by ender- · · Score: 1

      and then a spammer started jo-jobbing me. Meaning that they started using fake addresses @mydomain. So I was getting tons and tons of bounce messages. It was awful.

      Yeah, I had someone jo-jobbing my yahoo email address. Fortunately they guy was dumb enough to do it from the same DSL block every time, so I gave SBC enough info to turn off his DSL.
      I also got the click-for-pay places he was using to shut his account down. He finally got the idea and stopped.

      I hate those F*CKIN' people!

    14. Re:Indeed by Grakun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > > I should point out that you shouldn't respond to spam under ANY circumstances - it just verifies to the spammer that your address exists.

      > Wouldn't they know if your email address is good by the fact that it wasn't rejected as an invalid address?

      It verifies that the user has read the spam. There are a lot of old inactivate email addresses on the web, which still exist but are never read. This way the spammer knows that their spam is actually being viewed by a user, and not just wasting space in an inbox.

    15. Re:Indeed by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 3, Funny

      You should respond, if you can do so in person.

    16. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... with heavy weaponry.

    17. Re:Indeed by erikdalen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As the From: address usually is forged they will just bounce to the forged address. So most spammers don't check if the mails arrive or not, they can use that bandwidth for sending more spam.

      I've given up trying to not get spam, I filter it instead. Usually it's aroung ~400-500 spams/day.

      I've only saved all my legitimate email for the last 10 years though :)

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    18. Re:Indeed by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you are using a catchall system. Try setting up with a host that allows you unlimited email addresses instead.

    19. Re:Indeed by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      This way the spammer knows that their spam is actually being viewed by a user, and not just wasting space in an inbox.

      *sniffle* I didn't know they cared!

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    20. Re:Indeed by pmc · · Score: 1

      Interesting. My spam volume from the two domains I have has gone up hugely recently. I hadn't relaly noticed it because I used spam filtering that limited it to a few tens per day I actually say. But my computer died and it took just under two weeks to fix it. In that time I had accumulated over 100,000 messages, totaling over 500 Megabytes. Of these maybe 20 messages were for me - the rest were spam.

      What had happened was that some joker thought it would be a massively successful sales technique to send the same spam dozens of times to dozens of non-existant accounts on one domain. Needless to say he was wrong (but "rule 1 - spammers are stupid" would have told you this anyway).

      All this resulted in a call from my e-mail provider saying - "You seem to have a lot of mail in your inbox....can we delete it". And the provision of some server side spam filtering which is running on "label" until I'm happy then it will just delete detected spam for this particular domain.

    21. Re:Indeed by cra · · Score: 1

      And with as high a caliber as you can get your hands on.

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    22. Re:Indeed by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative
      My poor little dialup domain has been receiving around 50-60,000 spams a day to those bogus accounts. It hit 120,000 one day.

      Two words:

      1. DNSBL
      2. Greylisting

      Add those to your setup and see that drop to about 30-40. Let SpamAssassin clean up the rest and forget about it.

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    23. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even just opening the email can (if you use HTML email) confirm the address. Email software frequently includes a single-pixel gif image (called a beacon) that's loaded from a "CGI" script on a webserver, thus generating a log of when you opened the email and from what email address.

      Just sayin'....

    24. Re:Indeed by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Nah, low caliber is the way to go. To the kneecaps.

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    25. Re:Indeed by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you mean by a catchall system, but I like having my own domain name and my current ISP. I have had my domain name for ten years, and 5 or so as a uucp name before that. The ISP is a local, not some national bunch of nameless droids sending CDs all over the place, and I am not about to switch them either.

  11. Link seems to be down... by Teja · · Score: 1

    And mirrordot didn't pick it up Here is a google cache: http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:GshwWambHvEJ: www.corante.com/getreal/archives/2005/02/11/eight_ years_of_email_stats_pass_1.php+eight+years+of+ema il+stats&hl=en

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    1. Re:Link seems to be down... by Vario · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is the google cache linked with slashcode: http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:GshwWambHvEJ: www.corante.com/getreal/archives/2005/02/11/eight_ years_of_email_stats_pass_1.php

      It still tries to access the original site, so it rather slow but you can read the article.

    2. Re:Link seems to be down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A more direct link to the google cache... This'll actually load: http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:GshwWambHvEJ: www.corante.com/getreal/archives/2005/02/11/eight_ years_of_email_stats_pass_1.php&hl=en&lr=&strip=1

    3. Re:Link seems to be down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  12. Hotmail by Dash'n'SlashDot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have managed to maintain a hotmail account for 10 years, which I consider a feat. It isn't clean of spam or anything, but 10 filters based on keywords in the subject or body make a HUGE dent in the amount that reacheas my inbox.

    1. Re:Hotmail by rincebrain · · Score: 1

      I just filter everything to Junk Mail that's not from a recognized sender or with a certain keyphrase in the subject, and suddenly I have a week to scoop it out before it dies.

      Saves me time.

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    2. Re:Hotmail by marafa · · Score: 1
      hey .. thats about as long as i have had my hotmail account.
      and i NEVER get spam from anybody except one spammer.
      my secret? i keep my hotmail account at 100% quota but this one spammer knows this bug in hotmail which allows administrators@msn and administrators@hotmail to send email to me. :(
      and no matter how many times i make a filter or i report it as spam it keeps on coming and coming and coming ..

      You have 31 new email messages!

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    3. Re:Hotmail by stormi · · Score: 0

      i've had a hotmail account for about 5 years ( i think) and i STILL don't know what normal people are complaining about. where is this spam phenominon? i get maybe two a week....

      and i dont have my inbox very full, so that's not the reason.

      and i also tend to give my hotmail address to every internet site that 'requires' one to look at something....

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    4. Re:Hotmail by SamSim · · Score: 2, Funny
      where is this spam phenominon? i get maybe two a week....

      Really? What's your email?

  13. Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    February 11, 2005
    Eight years of email stats, pass 1Email This EntryPrint This Entry
    Posted by Marc Eisenstadt

    What's the reality behind the 'email overload' talk? Let's look at some numbers... personal numbers.

    To kick things off, I've got a huge email archive. I started emailing in the early ArpaNet days, around 1972, and haven't stopped since. My archive has been extremely thorough for at least the past 12 years (and, in case you think I'm nuts for keeping all of these, my actual regret from a scientific/archive perspective is that I don't have the earlier ones too!). Why? Let's just say that one day I planned to do an analysis of it all... types of mails, social networks, the whole works. But things got a little out of hand.... (anyone lookin' for some data, give me a shout... but first read on)...

    Most of this 'storage mania' was triggered by a casual comment in around 1992 or 1993 by Ron Baecker, of the University of Toronto, a longtime research colleague and acquaintance and someone whose work I have long admired and respected. Ron asked me, "given ultra-cheap storage and ultra-fast search, both clearly on their way, why would you ever need either to delete or indeed to accurately file/categorize your emails?"

    OK, so as a little personal experiment, I decided to keep 'em, and to see what happened. The quick story is that migrating across machines, operating systems, and preferred email clients, plus being a bit cavalier about the whole thing, has meant that although all the emails are 'there' in various archive files, it takes a little work to get 'em all back in a harmonious form, that is with all headers intact and no duplicates (the main formats are Vax mails, Unix mails, Mac Eudora, PC Eudora, Outlook Express, and Outlook).

    The longer story, with some data and preliminary analysis, begins like this:

    Even though I haven't had the time or motivation thus far to put in the harmonization work required to get all the data in one format and with duplicates eliminated, I nevertheless thought that a little 'first pass' set of totals (with my estimate of their accuracy) would be interesting, and maybe even provide a little coarse empirical support for Stowe's "Just Say No To Email" campaign.

    So I quickly eyeballed-and-tallied the most coherent of the archives, spanning eight years of emails, from January 1st 1997 to December 31st 2004. The totals are real enough, but the 'eyeballing' was needed to assess the approximate propotion of spam and duplication involved in the emails. A more detailed analysis later will enable me to do these more accurately. I've indicated my estimate of the margin for error in the third column, and my estimate for the percentage of spam received (and I mean real spam: i.e. either 'greedily-lookin-for-suckers' or 'low-down-mean-and-nasty spam', not conference announcements - you know what I'm talkin' about). For 2003, this number is precise, because I filtered off such spam using SpamAssassin, and counted them! 2004 spam numbers are an extrapolation, but the totals are accurate, as explained below. Here goes:

    TABLE 1: Eisenstadt's 1997-2004 email totals
    Year

    Emails received Est. Error Est. Spam

    1997 4320 20% 2%
    1998 3996 20% 3%
    1999 6821 10% 5%
    2000 7580 5% 6%
    2001 6125 5% 7%
    2002 6497 5% 10%
    2003 13092 1% 37.6%
    2004 13889 1% 40%

    2003 is the most accurate, because (unlike earlier years when I was changing clients and machines) I have all emails in one clean format and all spam preserved, auto-filtered by SpamAssassin into a folder that I look at only a few times a year, scanning rapidly for false rejections. Incidentally, that falsely rejected email rate appears to be roughly 1 in 5000: good enough for me! By 2004, although I kept all emails, I got fed up keeping the spam even for analysis purposes, and can't even be bothered to scan it, so stuff auto-filtered by SpamAssassin is now deleted without my looking at it - so the column 4 '40% spam' in the lower

    1. Re:Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh good gravy, we're still running Vax mail what did I do to deserve this.

  14. Einstein? by kristopher · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't misread like I did. I was like, what the hell was Einstein doing with email..

    1. Re:Einstein? by jacen_sunstrider · · Score: 1

      Filtering it of course! You think a genius wouldn't be running some sort of intelligent spam filter? Jeeze, don't knock the guy! He's dead for Bob's sake!

    2. Re:Einstein? by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      I also misread... for a second I thought it had something to do with Wolfenstein 3D's "Operation Eisenfaust".

    3. Re:Einstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it had something to do with Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. I'm sadly disappointed.

  15. Re:Analysis this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now you get to read a dictionary!

  16. 8 Years without a change of address... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow, thats quite a feat.
    I can't think of how many times my primary email has changed.

  17. every month on lug radio by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Insightful
    One of the guys reminds us that people who send those "increase your penis size" emails and other spam don't just do it because they think it is fun to piss off the world, they do it because they make lots and lots of money from it.

    That's what anti-spam laws should be targeting, the morons who use the services offered by spammers.

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    1. Re:every month on lug radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the stupidest idea ever.

    2. Re:every month on lug radio by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

      obviously I disagree. If you're willing to fund people who piss off millions, just so your penis can be larger, you should spend some time in jail.

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    3. Re:every month on lug radio by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Informative

      "...don't just do it because they think it is fun to piss off the world, they do it because they make lots and lots of money from it."

      Funny thing is, they don't necessarily make money from people buying it, but rather the people advertising it. "Give me $10,000, and I'll get your message out to 10,000 people!" "Okay! That's a lot cheaper than buying a banner on a big site!" (Note: The numbers are made up.)

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    4. Re:every month on lug radio by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Funny

      ahh the irony of your post combined with your sig (Ferion being amway for geeks and all).

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    5. Re:every month on lug radio by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "ahh the irony of your post combined with your sig (Ferion being amway for geeks and all)."

      Referall rewards != Amway. Besides, that's not what irony means. Perhaps if I had said "It's all a huge scam" and if Ferion were actually what you claim it to be, you could call me a hypocrite. :)

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    6. Re:every month on lug radio by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Ferion is like Amway because they both bait-and-switch you.

      Ferion: "It's free to play"

      Amway: "Make $10,000 a week!"

      Ferion: "well actually, it's only free to play if you sucker other people into paying for you."

      Amway: "well actually, you can only make $10,000 a week if you sucker other people into selling for you."

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    7. Re:every month on lug radio by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Ferion: "It's free to play. Ferion: "well actually, it's only free to play if you sucker other people into paying for you."

      Actually, there is a free game. Pay a little money, the game gets better. Refer somebody, they pay, you get a small reward. Referal program. Simple. :)

      To anybody that's bothering to read this, I'll give you an example: Right now, Slashdot is free. If you pay for a subscription, you get bonus features like seeing stories sooner. Imagine if Slashdot were to say "okay, if somebody subscribes and says you recommended it, we'll give you a longer subscription." That's pretty much how Ferion works.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    8. Re:every month on lug radio by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear: The 'free game' isn't talking about referalls, it's talking about the free version of the game with fewer features. This is spelled out quite cleary on the site:

      "Q: Is Ferion free?

      A: Yes and No, We allow you to trial Ferion unlimited. This means you can join any game at Ferion for free, without costs.. Once you are doing well you will run into a limitation in the techtree, we ask a small fee to remove the limit."


      In that respect, it's like Quake 3's demo version. You can play it just fine, but you don't have the grenade launcher or CTF etc. Gotta pay for those.
      Hope that clears things up. :)

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    9. Re:every month on lug radio by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Except that you're in competition with the people who have those extra features, and the game kicks out non-subscribers after a certain round. So without paying for the game you get the challenge of being the Best of the Losers. But ultimately no-one plays like that. They either pay for the priviledge or they get others to pay for them. This is exactly like Amway, in that you can either pay your monthly dues (to get the priviledge of selling crap to friends, family and neighbours) or you can recruit others to pay your monthly dues for you.

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
    10. Re:every month on lug radio by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "This is exactly like Amway, in that you can either pay your monthly dues (to get the priviledge of selling crap to friends, family and neighbours) or you can recruit others to pay your monthly dues for you."

      That's a bit of a stretch, dont'cha think?

      a.) You can play the game at no cost. It's better if you pay for it. Any game or service is like that.

      b.) If that's your definition of Amway, then is Slashdot included as well? I mean, afterall, ppl can get the stories sooner, comment on them quicker, and stand a better chance of getting modded up.

      c.) Isn't this pretty much an admission that Ferion is not the scam you said it is? The worst 'crime' that you've pointed out is that the game is more attractive to paying customers. I'm sorry you don't like that, man.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    11. Re:every month on lug radio by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Amway isn't a "scam" either. I never said it was, you did!

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
  18. Google cached raw text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The raw text from Google's cache is here. Scroll down a bit to read the stuff that's being talked about.

    And have a snooze. You deserve it, you've been working hard.

  19. Whats the point? by [cx] · · Score: 0

    What could this analysis possibly prove other than yes, you get more spam than real mail, and your real mail is dull and uninteresting and even moreso after 8 years.

    Result of Analysis: Marc Eisenstadt's mail is as worthless now as it was 8 years ago!

    [cx]

  20. Daily Dilbert by bird603568 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I cant believe I didn't see Dogbert's bill that turned fat into rolex watches

  21. Analysis... by Infinityis · · Score: 1

    So I've got a question for analysis (although it seems the server could use a liquid nitrogen bath right now)...

    If all the spam-based penis growth pill claims were stacked end to end, how many times would it circle the world, and would it be worth the money to have a member that large?

    1. Re:Analysis... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it would be worth it, for societies sake. Add viagra and you'd have an instant space elevator!

  22. Cached URL and stats extract by spamfo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Site appears to have been slashdotted already
    Google cache here

    The stats

    Year Emails received Est. Error Est. Spam
    1997 4320 20% 2%
    1998 3996 20% 3%
    1999 6821 10% 5%
    2000 7580 5% 6%
    2001 6125 5% 7%
    2002 6497 5% 10%
    2003 13092 1% 37.6%
    2004 13889 1% 40%

  23. GMail by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is pretty interesting (sadly i can't access TFA)
    Google should have such a program, there should be a preference in you GMail account, where you can allow /deny google to take stats out of your email. Many interesting information can be collected, like, for example, Ammount of SPAM / Legitim E-mail, % of each kind of spam (viagra, drugs, porn, etc), spam by countrys, % of Text / HTML email, and even other interesting stats not e-mail related, for example, language analisys, frequent mispells, toppics of interest by age, etc,etc,etc. I Would gladly allow google to make such stats, it can be done in such a way that no personal / sensitive information would be leaked.

    (Thinks about what has just said, and puts tinfoil hat on)

    ALMAFUERTE

    --
    WTF am I doing replying to an AC at 5 A.M on a Friday night?
    1. Re:GMail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      yeah, I'm sure Google don't do any of that. It'd be insane if they did.... wouldnt it.

    2. Re:GMail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a good point. G-mail stats could easily be used to rapidly track spam domains. Given that e-mails scams have recognisable patterns. For example a professional spammer needs to target fixed domain accounts in a hurry. With the speed that google algorythms work at, they could start effective domain blocking. Something which HotMail and Yahoo have not succeeded in doing. This would seriously limit the number of times a single domain could spam G-mail over a given time frame. Some spam would get through but the spammer would lose money because his sponsors would not get enough response replies.

  24. Executive Summary by mishmash · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Year Emails %In Error %Spam
    1997 4320 20% 2%
    1998 3996 20% 3%
    1999 6821 10% 5%
    2000 7580 5% 6%
    2001 6125 5% 7% 2002
    6497 5% 10%
    2003 13092 1% 37.6%
    2004 13889 1% 40% He now does more tasks by e-mail than he used to, so e-mail takes up more of his time - 2.5 hours per day. Quite where the interest is here I don't know.

    1. Re:Executive Summary by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

      has Netcraft Confirmed that? I won't believe it until then ;)

    2. Re:Executive Summary by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't know my stats from my email account with my ISP - I stopped reading it last year because they keep filling it with spam from their "advertising partners" and others who pay them to spam their own clients.

      At least at the office I'm getting *paid* to go through the catch-all account - it's currently running greater than 99% spam.

    3. Re:Executive Summary by rossmda · · Score: 1

      I work in a small office of about 40 people, and of those 14 have actual pc's. While upgrading from one mail server to the next, I had the pleaseure of going desk to desk and archiving every email account and moving the archives to a network drive. One account had 150,000 emails in the inbox alone. Over 100,00 replies, and well over 300,000 in the deleted email. I made the suggestion to empty deleted mail and this persona informs me, that they need the trashed items. Uhh wouldn't that mean he wouldn't have trashed them? Either or, 4 1/2 hours later the account was archived over 10 pst files. Our spam account which is only 3 months old gets 10,000+ a day, and deleted daily. My account... no more than 25 inbox 0 deleted 0 sent, and I still look busy :)

    4. Re:Executive Summary by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      that they need the trashed items.
      Betcha these are the same people who:
      1. don't know how to organize bookmarks into folders
      2. put 400 items on their desktop, so they can't find anything
      3. reply to all those "your online banking information..."
  25. So he.... by Robotron23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Saved it for what exactly? Maybe vintage 1997 pr0n e-mails are now worth something to antique pr0n collectors...

  26. Raymond Chen's Analysis... by ticklish2day · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsoftie Chen's analysis, slashdotted a while ago, has pictures too!

    1. Re:Raymond Chen's Analysis... by Deag · · Score: 1

      I wonder what virus caused the red dot cluster in late 2003 around 100KB? Anyone remember anything that sticks out?

    2. Re:Raymond Chen's Analysis... by ticklish2day · · Score: 2, Informative
      From the post...
      The big red splotch in August 2003 around the 100K mark is the Sobig virus.
  27. Back in the old days... by Sheepdot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember a time when the size of my genitalia wasn't an issue.

    I remember when I never had any Korean friends.

    I remember a time when I went to the pharmacist for a drug I needed, not the pharmacist asking me which drugs I wanted to buy online.

    I remember when consolidating a loan was a big decision instead of "just a click away!".

    I remember a time where when I left high school, there was no chance in hell I'd ever have to hear from those nitwits again.

    God, I miss those days.

    1. Re:Back in the old days... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Yhea, all nice and everything, but in those times you didn't have such incredible chances to do bussines arround the world like you have today!, for example, right now i'm in negotiations with this nice guy from nigeria to help him manage his bank account in the USA. BTW, that counts as consulting, right?.

      --
      WTF am I doing replying to an AC at 5 A.M on a Friday night?
    2. Re:Back in the old days... by Ian+Action · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'm sorry you're so upset...

      So, would you like to buy some ink cartidges?

      --
      Why am I not rapping? I am rapping with you in a way.
    3. Re:Back in the old days... by fsh · · Score: 1

      > I remember a time when the size of my genitalia wasn't an issue. My friend, there has *never* been such a time.

      --
      fsh
    4. Re:Back in the old days... by Technician · · Score: 1

      So, would you like to buy some ink cartidges?

      Some advice.. Don't bother with any SPAM offer. They are out to rook you.. Instead Google search. Then do your homework.

      It took me 2 weeks to decide on an ink supplier. They provided all the nessary inofrmation about my printer and cartridges. The Forum was great. I learned the common pitfalls. I bought a small trial amount at first. I'm now on my 3rd order of several pints of ink. (the cost of a pint of ink is less than the price as a cartridge!) A legit supplier does not need an e-mail campaign. Don't supprt SPAMMERS! Google is your friend.

      It pays to do your homework. Impulse buys from an e-mail are a rip-off.

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
    5. Re:Back in the old days... by camiosway · · Score: 1

      Spam? I have never received SPAM on my E-Mail account johnsmith@iwantlotsofspam.com. What are you talking about?
      How did I achieve this? simple, don't give my E-Mail to anybody.
      Shit, I believe I just did so!

    6. Re:Back in the old days... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Stop projecting your insecurities onto other people.

      Some of us are happy with our bodies just the way they are.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    7. Re:Back in the old days... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      So, um, not to ignore my homework (actually, I should be doing my math homework right now, so I'm really ignoring my homework twice), but what supplier did you go with?

    8. Re:Back in the old days... by KarmannGhia · · Score: 1

      The size of your genitalia is only an issue with your Korean friends because of that "one click away" loan you took out to buy ALL that viagra from the online pharmacy, and now your pants don't fit in the front. Just duct tape a pie plate over your zipper, who'll look twice the way people dress today? The nitwits from the past are your own fault, probably signed up with classmates.com in a mist of nostalgia and beer at 4am! So do what I did - change your bio to read that you moved to New York City to work in a private dungeon as a professional Dominatrix. Boobs help, but you can buy nice ones on ebay. Trust me, NO ONE will contact you! Oh, and these are the good old days, so mess with their heads. That way you won't miss a thing.

    9. Re:Back in the old days... by Technician · · Score: 1

      To prevent being accused of spamming slashdot, I didn't say. But since most people don't go back and read new entries on an old artice, I got it from http://www.atlascopy.com/

      I decided to try them after visiting their knoledge base and read the forum. Instead of being just a sales site with no info, they were heavy on the how to and happened to have good supplies and tools.

      Disclaimer, other than as a consumer, I have no relationship with atlascopy.

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
  28. Re:Article Text (In Summary) by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    In summary, I don't utilize e-mail much to begin with, I didn't maintain the archives I had very well, and all my figures are speculative.

  29. If you think this article is about spam, read end by linuxbaby · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you think this article is about spam, make sure you read it all the way to the end. It's not.

    He's questioning the entire technology of email as an effective way of communicating.

    Analyzes not just the spam-count in his email, but the work-time needed to respond to the non-spam emails, too.

    This is one of the most thought-provoking articles posted on Slashdot in a long time.

  30. Re:[anti-slash] celebrate the firing of Michael by grolschie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He was here 2 weeks ago. Could he just be on holiday?

  31. Old Mail Saved... by Kenshin · · Score: 1

    I still have all my e-mail dating back to 1997. (My packrat mentality is alive and well on my computer.)

    But running a scan on it wouldn't do much use, since I culled all the spam manually over the years...

    --

    Does it make you happy you're so strange?

  32. spam? Whats spam? by Legodude522 · · Score: 0, Troll

    uhh get gmail, i didnt even know i had spam until i checked the spam folder

    --
    Because I have low karma, I need pills.
  33. I sometimes buy from Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel that if I buy some things from them, then they will no longer feel like they are selling an inferior product. They will become less insecure and stop sending me email.

    I have been trying this for a while; I think they must feel pretty discouraged all the time that no one replies to them or buys their products. Maybe if we all chipped in, had a "Buy something from Spam letters" day, it would solve the problem once and for all, leaving everyone happy.

    Am I right or am I right?

  34. Re: information overload? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allowing ZERO minutes of response time for some finer-grained categories (e.g. semi-junk, self/meta, which don't require reading at all) and ONE-THREE minutes of response times for most categories, plus, say, TEN minutes of response time for an important research category such as 'main project work, paper writing', ...

    I think his estimates are fairly overzealous. I get probably around the same number of emails per day that he does. Most of them I can digest at a glance and delete. A quick response is easily under 30 seconds (often 10 or less if I'm grouchy). Rarely do I get one that requires significant research or effort.

    In fact, I think I just spent more time writing this post than I spent replying to all my emails so far today :)

  35. hylton & his site 'corante.com' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... he spams his site just like Roland Piquepaille used to.

  36. Shows value of backups by confusedneutrino · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had a very similar setup going on for a while, but I lost it over a year ago. 6 years and 2 gigs of emails lost to a faulty power supply. Scouring turned up nothing usable and I didn't have backups of my emails.

    I felt like I lost a part of my past...

    Goes to show the value of backing up your data.

    --


    --RIAmAses! Let my MP3ople go!
  37. Re:If you think this article is about spam, read e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am eagerly awaiting the un-slashdotting of his server. I think that with email, the emperor has no clothes. I've been thinking that for the last two years.

  38. Femto's Law of Email by femto · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I did a similar analysis in 1998. I came to the following conclusion:

    Given enough time, nearly every email becomes irrelevant.

    This 'law' is base based on the fact that of many thousands of emails, there were only about 3 or 4 that I judged to be of value (worth keeping) after three years.

    A corollary:

    You can safely ignore your email and suffer minimal long term consequences.

    Here is an example of the application of "Femto's Law". The boss sends you an email asking you to do something. If you ignore the email, the boss will either a) if it is important come and tell you personally or, b) find someone else to do the task. Ultimately I think the law is based on the fact that email is mainly used for trivial stuff and important stuff will eventually be presented to you in a form which is harder to ignore.

    I guess the applicabililty might have changed since 1998, if email has come to be used for non-trivial stuff, but I reckon it's mostly still true.

    Side note: the reason I ended up doing the analysis is because the 'delete' button stopped working on my mail client and I had to sort my emails when jobs. AT the time I posted my conclusions to the rest of the University department, to other people's amusement.

    PS. No, I'm not brave enough to ignore my email!

    1. Re:Femto's Law of Email by dvdeug · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Given enough time, nearly every email becomes irrelevant.

      Given enough time, nearly everything becomes irrelevant. That job resume you're writing up now is going to be pretty irrelevant in 3 years; but that doesn't mean you can ignore it now.

    2. Re:Femto's Law of Email by femto · · Score: 1
      > That job resume you're writing up now is going to be pretty irrelevant in 3 years

      I disagree. Not everything becomes irrelevant. If that resume got you your current job, or the money you earned from that job is contributing to your current lifestyle it isn't irrelevant. You can use the same argument against me, but I state (without any evidence apart from personal experience) that relevance is less likely in email.

      Interesting to consider the case of a resume sent via email. I would put forward the hypothesis that a resume via email is more likely to be ignored than a resume on paper, so email *is* less relevant!

      I still contend that most email is irrelevant, and that which is relevant has a *very* short half life (much shorter than a typical resume).

    3. Re:Femto's Law of Email by wmspringer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can safely ignore your email and suffer minimal long term consequences.

      I dunno...in 3 years I might not care that my boss wanted to see me this Friday, but if I ignore her email there's a pretty good chance I'll be changing jobs :-)

    4. Re:Femto's Law of Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can safely ignore your email and suffer minimal long term consequences.

      I've noticed this myself. I stopped reading my main mailbox for a year (because I was tired of the timesink). The people who needed to reach me, know how to reach me in other ways (IM, phone or face to face). I even noticed that they accepted it without arguing when I said I didn't read email anymore.

      In the end, there are no mails from that entire year (I'd say several hundred of genuine mails, because they started slacking off after a few months) that I truly needed to see. Not even domain name expiration messages. When my domain went down, I noticed, and went to the website to renew it. Only by afterwards digging through the email backlog did I notice all the warning messages telling me it was going to expire. Same thing for DNS service.

      Email is just not as necessary as we like to think it is.

    5. Re:Femto's Law of Email by cra · · Score: 1

      People might laugh about this, but my experience is that this law in many cases actually apply. In some cases it won't such as when I receive elctronic bills. I might ignore the mail, but then I might end up having my property confiscated for not paying my bills. I have ignored mail from my boss in order to get away from tasks. Sometimes I get away with it, other times he comes to give me the order in person. Hell, I have mails in my inbox now that is old enough that the tasks described are no longer valid. So I'd say tha law applies, with some exceptions.

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    6. Re:Femto's Law of Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KW? nice to see you're still kickin!
      best wishes from an old friend.

    7. Re:Femto's Law of Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, wrong number. Never heard of KW.

    8. Re:Femto's Law of Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No problem, I can catch up with him/her/it through other channels. Thanks anyway.

  39. Not very much by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I rotate my email folders every 6-9 months to increase performance.

    Even so, I have 2 folders with over 9000 Emails in them. My work Inbox alone has 1015. None of these are spam - I filter those out through a combination of SpamAssassin and manual filtering.

    Anyways - my point is that the numbers in this article are small potatoes. He talks about 250 Emails in a week - I easily get 300 -400 Emails **a day**, probably 40-50 of which are directly work related, the other 350 related to various other side projects of mine, so they are just as important.

    I would say I read around 25-50% of my Emails. The rest I only give a cursory scan. His numbers for reply times are way off for a number of reasons:

    - Hardly anyone replies to every email they recieve. Most of it needs no reply.

    - He basically says that the time spent reading the emails and responding is a waste. Well, what do you think managers did to communicate with you before email? You had faxes, daily memos, daily reports to file... it is just more streamlined now. It is not like this stuff is new.

    Newsflash - work is difficult. People are distracting to your work. Shit happens. Deal with it, just like everyone else has for the past 150 years.

    1. Re:Not very much by ricka0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow... how do you get anything done? ;)

      You have a good point about it being more streamlined... however, I suspect that since e-mail is easier to send than a memo, fax, etc, etc, there would be more e-mails than the other mediums in the past. Also, more of them seem to be written with less thought put in. You always hear stories about people wishing they hadn't sent that e-mail or how the number errors in e-mails vs memos, etc are so much greater. If there are indead more errors in e-mails, does a poorly written e-mail with various errors take longer to read? (On Slashdot at least, I think that is definitely the case with poor spelling/grammar in posts, since you then must skim past 2 pages of spelling/grammar fanatics arguing with themselves!)

    2. Re:Not very much by CaptDeuce · · Score: 1

      I would say I read around 25-50% of my Emails. The rest I only give a cursory scan. ... He basically says that the time spent reading the emails and responding is a waste. Well, what do you think managers did to communicate with you before email? You had faxes, daily memos, daily reports to file... it is just more streamlined now. It is not like this stuff is new.

      Spot on. I love email. I dislike telephone calls, and I hate them when I'm doing work. I followed the Eisenstadt's link where Donald Knuth explains how he opted out of email ages ago. Here's what Knuth had to say:

      Email is a wonderful thing for people whose role in life is to be on top of things. But not for me; my role is to be on the bottom of things. What I do takes long hours of studying and uninterruptible concentration. ... On the other hand, I need to communicate with thousands of people all over the world ... So if you want to write to me about any topic, please use good ol' snail mail and send a letter ...

      I have a wonderful secretary who looks at the incoming mail and separates out anything that she knows I've been looking forward to seeing urgently.

      Nothing against the estimable Dr. Knuth, but I don't have a secretary.

      Now if there's a medium that'll suck the life out of you it's instant messaging. As demanding as a phone call but now with the tedium of typing. And I'm a really lousy typist. BTW, what's the WPM of speaking vs. typing?

      --
      "Where's my other sock?" - A. Einstein
    3. Re:Not very much by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 1

      "My work Inbox alone has 1015. None of these are spam - I filter those out through a combination of SpamAssassin and manual filtering." So you just delete spam emails manually and then say Aha! Got no spam today! :p

      --
      The following statement is true
      The preceding statement is false
    4. Re:Not very much by wtrmute · · Score: 1
      since you then must skim past 2 pages of spelling/grammar fanatics arguing with themselves!

      You mean arguing with each other, perhaps? To be arguing with themselves, each fanatic would have to be arguing with himself...

      SCNR

    5. Re:Not very much by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      Well, SpamAssassin doesn't catch 100% of the cases. 2-5 that slip through a day I delete by hand. Takes all of 0.5 seconds, I don't even need to open them. Doesn't bother me too much.

    6. Re:Not very much by baalz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, this sort of analysis seems fairly frivolous. Everybody uses email differently. I've noticed fairly substantial "email culture" differences in the jobs I've worked at. At my current job I usually get about 10 emails a day from people I've never met in other departments telling the whole world they're stepping out early for a doctor's apointment, a dozen reminders every month to fill out your time cards (sent to everybody regarless of if they're already filled out), etc. Like the parent poster, I do more than glance at less than 50% of my email, and this is internal email with no real spam. At previous jobs the email culture was such that managers would send time sensitive requests by email, we discussed more detailed technical issues, and there were much fewer "worthless" mails. Email was used in a very different fashion. When I got far less numbers of email, I spent more of my time on it. Not only did I have a much higher rate of reply, but I also had mail notification turned on and you've got to figure on the cost of context switching from whatever I was already working on when that little chime goes off (more than 3 minutes if the thought required is not trivial).

    7. Re:Not very much by kjamez · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i'm curious how much of it is second-hand-spam (you submitted email, they sold it) vs. bot/spidering/harvesting (eg: wholly unsolicited email) ...

      i have a catch all tld i use to watch. signup like kjamez-slashdot@tld.com which comes to all the same box, so when i start getting unsolicited emails to kjamez-slashdot@tld.com from random people, i can at least see the origin to some degree. i do the same with magazine subscriptions and credit cards and the like. all slight variations on my real name, some even wholly ficticious.

      i'm just curious like that.

      --
      you can't have everything, where would you put it?
    8. Re:Not very much by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      I've been using various forms of per-correspondent addresses in my own domain since 1999, and I've seen no spam at all on the vast majority of them. The ones that get a lot of spam are the ones posted publicly, on Usenet or mailing lists (archived in searchable websites) or as my domain contact. The most notable exception was philips.com -- I sent mail to their tech support address and the only response I ever got was random MMF spam. Directron.com and emusic.com appear to have sold my address to spammers. None of my other single-use addresses have gotten spam, except directly from the companies I gave them to.

    9. Re:Not very much by ricka0 · · Score: 1

      lol. I knew I was asking for it. :) Your right each other would make more sense.

      I considered asking someone to read it over for silly mistakes since I was harassing grammer nuts, but decided it would take too much time out of someones life to go through the trouble.

  40. Re:If you think this article is about spam, read e by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It depends on what you use it for.

    I work for a company on the other side of the globe.. couldn't do that without email. I also support an opensource project with 10,000 downloads a week... that generates 'a few' support queries :) Heck, without email I don't even think I could do that by phone without hiring a call center.

  41. Gelfling's Axiom of Irrelevant eMail by gelfling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this:

    90% of all eMail is useless the moment it arrives in your inbox.

    The First Corollary of eMail age is this:

    All remaining eMail is useless no more than one year after the moment it arrives in your inbox.

    The Second Corollary of eMail age is this:

    eMail accidently deleted will become instantly irrelevant or it will be resent without your request.

    1. Re:Gelfling's Axiom of Irrelevant eMail by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Email accidentally deleted becomes INSTANTLY very important, not irrelevant.

    2. Re:Gelfling's Axiom of Irrelevant eMail by gelfling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No I'm afraid not. It's actually a variant of Gelfling's Axiom of voicemail which is:

      You don't really need it, if it's important enough they'll call back.

    3. Re:Gelfling's Axiom of Irrelevant eMail by kereira · · Score: 1

      Three years down the line you wonder where that interesting mail went.

      That happens to me all the time.

      I'm always skeptical about deleting mail. All hail Google.

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    4. Re:Gelfling's Axiom of Irrelevant eMail by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

      > 90% of all eMail is useless the moment it arrives in your inbox.

      Ah yes it is, especially when it's from my boss or the guys from the design department. In 90% of all cases they're already in my office, telling me they've just sent me an e-mail which said foo before my T'bird even fetches it from the server.

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  42. Faster Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Links to the text cache only, so doesn't try to access the original site.

  43. I've got that much email, with one difference... by DamienMcKenna · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I didn't keep my spam, besides that I've kept almost everything I've ever received or sent.

    Damien

  44. Mods On Crack (M.O.C.) by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    *Sacrafices karma to protest idiotic mods*

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  45. Re:If you think this article is about spam, read e by Bonhamme+Richard · · Score: 3, Interesting
    He raises a good point. I'm a college freshman at one of the most wired campuses in America (Carnegie Mellon). I get NO SPAM since I'm on the campus account, and my packrat mentality has forced me to save all of my emails. I've deleted a (very) few, but have saved 2,200 +/- 50 since September. I am in Navy ROTC, have a long distance girlfriend, and some of my profs really like email. Between these three I've got a lot of "work related" mail. If I spent 3 minutes reading/responding to each of the 2,200 emails, then I've spent nearly 4.5 DAYS on email in the last 5.5 months.

    It's interesting to think of where the time goes...

  46. Re:spam? Whats spam? by shadowsurfr1 · · Score: 1

    Even checking that, I didn't have spam. I don't know how I'm doing it but I seem to be able to keep spam away from my inbox. Except for my Yahoo acct.

  47. Re:Article Text (In Summary) by skraps · · Score: 1

    I have 11 years worth!
    /me too!

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  48. Re: I POOP on email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > poop

    For the moderators: "poop"

  49. Re:Article Text You missed the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem to have missed the point. I will give you an example. My wife, to be productive requires atleast 6hrs time away from the computer in an eight hour day. However she receives in excess of 30 e-mails per day. The time taken to prioratize is greater than the two hours (on average) that she can productively spend at the digital monster. My reading of what the man is suggesting is that e-mail has become a huge productivity waste. The frivolous use of e-mail is a serious problem and thanks to junk mailers, e-mail has essentially become useless even in a large intranet environment like the hospital where my wife works. Her environment is spam protected but the majority of interdepartemental e-mails are low priority. If she had to deal with spam and frivolous e-mail her job would be impossible.

  50. you're all morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell, most spam is completely ficticious and you couldn't buy from them if you wanted to - and not just because they're trolling for legitimate addresses to sell.
    I've checked out spam the moment it arrived in my box and already they had bad urls; I've been dying to know, myself, who would buy stuff that's intentionally misspelled and just exactly what methods of payment - to what country, etc. just because 90% of it that everybody seems so shocked that somebody would fall for it or their ethical concerns over rewarding such tactics (like TV ads and legitimate solicitations or the name brand on every item you own is somehow different) ..when in fact, it mostly appears to be impossible to buy spam goods anyways.
    I just wonder if it's not just email ddos or simply an attempt to rob legitimate solicitations of their credibility or maybe just hackers trying to bully their ISP into buying a new more robust mail server 'cos their tired of the old one crashing or just wtf?

  51. Re:Article Text You missed the point. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    If it takes your wife 2 hours to scan and prioritize 30 e-mails, I sure hope she doesn't work in triage.

  52. Own domain offers new methods by 4Lancer.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having your own domain offers a neat way of tracking where spam comes from. For example, if you see the email I use here, I will know any spam that comes from someone getting my address from here. Of course, /. isn't the best example. Say I sign up at a website, misfitriprapper.com. I will use misfitriprapper.com as the username before the @4la... I use this method EVERYWHERE. I just sent an email last night to Epson support. My email address? epson.com@4la... We've all learned years ago to not trust anybody, so, I don't even trust the big companies like Epson.

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    1. Re:Own domain offers new methods by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      I just joined 1000 mailing lists using "mailing.list@4lancer.net" as my email address.
      Enjoy.

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    2. Re:Own domain offers new methods by 4Lancer.net · · Score: 1

      Well at least you were kind enough to use that email address. 22 minutes and I'm still waiting for some mail, though. :-( so lonely...

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    3. Re:Own domain offers new methods by agraupe · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should sign up with hot-sex-porn@4lancer.net... nah, that'd be cruel

    4. Re:Own domain offers new methods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to write it on /. in plain text so the spambots find it. :P

    5. Re:Own domain offers new methods by coolcold · · Score: 1

      or check out http://spamgourmet.com/, similar method with more functionality and without the need to setup a server

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    6. Re:Own domain offers new methods by aCC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I used to use your system. Unfortunately it has 2 flaws which made me change it again:

      First, the spambots also send a lot of mail to fantasy names with your domain or-- even worse-- they use a fantasy name with your domain as the sender address so you get the millions of error mails.

      Second, I once received a cease-and-desist letter from a lawyer because I used their domain as part of my email address to subscribe to their newsletter. It was something like lawyer.com@my-domain.net.

      I then decided to have only some emails addresses like public@my-domain.net, lists@my-domain.net etc. to roughly know where they come from.

      For useless one-time email addresses, I use the Mailinator. Excellent for that purpose.

    7. Re:Own domain offers new methods by worf_mo · · Score: 1

      You might find Bruce Schneier's Unique E-mail Addresses and Spam interesting. While your technique allows you to easily deactivate any email address you get spammed to, it still has potential for framing.

  53. Re:Article Text You missed the point. by wmspringer · · Score: 1

    Seems slightly excessive for low priority emails; does she need to respond to a lot of them? Checking my work mail for today (we do email for everything that can't be handled outside the weekly staff meeting), I see I got 13 emails, plus a few spams and one or two I deleted. Doubt I spent more than 10 minutes on it, if that..

  54. Even Faster Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  55. Get a life. by Rotten168 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    As the subject says. Is it *that* slow of a day?

  56. Readable version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  57. four main folders by RalfM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've started filtering my email on what is basically a Steven Covey 4 Quadrants principle:

    Urgent is email that is important to _my_ goals in life, where there is a deadline. Usually that means other people are involved. For example, email from my PhD students who should be working on research that furthers my interests as well. (Covey quadrant 1)

    Important is email that is important to my goals, with no deadline. The stuff that is good for me if I read it, but I didn't used to because of the deadline issue. I now make sure to read through the Important folder once a day. An example is conference announcements in my area. (Covey quadrant 2)

    Distracting is stuff that is important to other people, but not really me. Most of my Staff mailing lists go in here. (Covey quadrant 3)

    Timewasting is stuff that is fun but not really important to anyone. Friends mailing lists talking about the latest in computer games or eclectic news stories, for example. Stuff I can read for 5 minutes to get a chuckle before meetings. (Covey quadrant 4)

    Other email gets put aside for me to find out how to not get it again. For example mailing lists I subscribed to once thinking they'd be useful for me, but really I'm better off searching the web when I need that info rather than wasting my time keeping on top of it every day/week.

    It works very nicely, and I only have a couple of filters for the lot. I get 400+ emails a day, incidentally.

    Try it -- just set up 4 filters copying rather than moving the emails, and run it in parallel with your current filters...

    R

    .

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  58. Dodge It! by Sir.Grok · · Score: 1

    I would highly reccommend that you all check out http://www.dodgeit.com/ . They offer a free, no sign-up, recieve only, RSS enabled, no password email service. It is great for signing up for random things that require you to follow a link.

  59. Re:If you think this article is about spam, read e by wmspringer · · Score: 1

    If I spent 3 minutes reading/responding to each of the 2,200 emails, then I've spent nearly 4.5 DAYS on email in the last 5.5 months.

    Just for comparison...how much time have you spent reading Slashdot in the last 5.5 months?

  60. Re:I POOP on email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In soviet russia...

    e-mail poops on you!

  61. Spam Stats by rawg · · Score: 1

    Total Emails / Seven Days: 10503
    Total Blocked Attempts: 3371
    Total Filtered Junk Email: 1778
    49.0% of email detected as junk

    Estimated 20,596 junk emails per month.

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  62. also saving e-mail by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

    I've saved every e-mail I've sent/received (minus spam) since early 1998 or so. I've saved I don't see any reason not to. It's sort of a journal of my life. I'm making regular, multiple, and offsite backups so the longevity of the data should be possible.

    I've only saved a few IRC and IM chatlogs before 2003 before I started using Gaim. Since then I've saved every IM conversation I've had since then.

    I don't really think the data has any value except maybe to reminisce about old friendships, or what things used to be like. It was kind of weird reading an old IM conversation I had with someone telling them about this new "MP3" file format. Who knew it's popularity would explode and turn into a huge legal mess.

    1. Re:also saving e-mail by pomakis · · Score: 1
      I've been saving all of my e-mail, both incoming and outgoing, since 1987 (yup, that's 18 years of e-mail!), and for the same reasons as you. The only things I don't save are spam and large attachements. The grand total uncompressed byte size of my e-mail archive is about 165MB, and of course it compresses very well. Since it takes almost no effort to save and archive e-mail, and since it does provide a semi-useful diary/log of sorts over the years, I figure "why not?". In fact, I'm kinda surprised so few people save their e-mail. I guess it has something to do with the fact that a lot of people use third-party e-mail servers (hotmail, yahoo, gmail, etc.), or use more than one server, etc., making it non-trivial to easily and consistently save the messages.

  63. Uh.. by danielrose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else find this article INCREDIBLY boring?? I just couldn't care how a balding man analyzes email..

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    1. Re:Uh.. by Tassach · · Score: 1
      I just couldn't care how a balding man analyzes email.
      Yeah, it would be so much more interesting if he had a full head of hair!
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    2. Re:Uh.. by danielrose · · Score: 1

      At least there'd be more to look at.. the text ain't very interesting :)

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  64. Fellow traveller by Nick+Barnes · · Score: 1

    I also save all my emails. Over the last two months I have seen a daily average of 708 spams, 75 messages on public mailing lists that I read for work (such as mozilla-webtools), 26 internal work emails, and some dribs and drabs.
    I filter most of it by hand (an RBL filter refiles about a third of the spam). The spam takes me about one second per message (I press 's' to refile in the spam folder). I think I will deploy an automatic spam filter in 2005, but I'll still keep all the messages.

  65. A great love affair ... by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have every email that I've ever received since 1992, with some exceptions for work accounts, and if I'd just thrown them out on the "if it's more than a year old..." principle, I'd have missed one of the best email romances any geek has ever had.

  66. My Earthlink account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Earthstink account is 100% spam. This is with challenge-response turned on

  67. One year rule is wrong by erice · · Score: 1

    All remaining eMail is useless no more than one year after the moment it arrives in your inbox.

    That is actually not true. One year is a local minimum.

    As email ages it loses currency and it becomes increasingly difficult to act on the information contained. However, that's not all the value in email.

    Older email is valuable as historical record. It contains details no longer stored in your head. It's value increases with age.

    These curves cross at about 1 year.

    Thus, the one year mark isn't the time to throw email away. It's the time to archive. Put it all aside and come back to it much much later.

  68. mboxstats by flok · · Score: 1

    Sorry for that spam but I think this program might actually be relevant: mboxstats generates a statistical report of a mailbox with information like who wrote the most messages, at what time are the most messages written, what is the most used subject, etc. etc.

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  69. Email Address by Mr.+Jax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone know if he used the same email address throughout those 12 years? If he switched addresses the spammers might not have known about the new address, thus reducing the amount of spam he will receive the coming years.

  70. Voice WPM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is usually approx 150 words a minute. Peaks will be ~220, you will often get pauses to reduce that while thinking (if it's dictation, rather than just talking).

  71. Re:My Stats FB!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Old Europe we don't get problems with spam. FB!!!

  72. Re:If you think this article is about spam, read e by Bonhamme+Richard · · Score: 1

    I've only been reading slashdot since the end of January... but I've probably "wasted" weeks already!

  73. Only 40% ?? by lcsjk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Last year I kept all my email at work for 6 months. I called all mail that I had not personally signed up for to be SPAM and that includes conference announcements. Approximately 51% was SPAM of about 3000 total. I don't have the exact numbers in front of me anymore. During the summer and fall, I let some graduate students use my computer, and now I get approximately 75 % SPAM. I don't read it all, but I also get email to my computer that has a different user name and email address.

  74. It's Cool, But dang... by Omicron · · Score: 1

    I hate saving email. I consider most email to be like a telephone conversation. You get the info you need and then once it's over you don't sit and save the conversation. I don't want to re-read a conversation from 4 years ago about my friends and I planning a dive trip.

    If my Inbox gets 50 messages in it, it's time to clean it. I archive some message - mainly stuff I've sent to myself that has tech tips/tricks in it, or info on how to do something that I don't do that often.

    I used to save everything - but then I realized that I never go and re-read it...I started being a delete nazi.

  75. Re:If you think this article is about spam, read e by Omestes · · Score: 1

    Never make me think of this again. NEVER!

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  76. An automated analysis. by john187 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I posted an automated weekly analysis of the language used in my email some time ago.

    http://www.2ad.com/~john/spam_zeitgeist/

    This focuses more on language used rather than on message type. So it reveals some of the patterns used in marketing messages.

    John

  77. Nope by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Your two suggestions don't address the problem and would not solve anything. This spam comes to non-existent user names which instantaneously makes it spam; I don't need to check the sender, the content, white lists or any kind of lists. As soon as the sender says who it is for with the RCPT: command, I know it is spam, and can deal with it very simply, at least now that I have switched to a full time connection.

    As for the spam that comes directly to the few real accounts, it is about 200 a day but very easy to deal with, since the idiots send several copies of each spam, which sticks out like a sore thumb. I probably spend 30 seconds a day dealing with it.

    I didn't do anything for a long time because, being intermittent dialup, almost all mail came thru my ISP as secondary MX, and bouncing it would only cause them far more trouble than simply accepting it and diverting to the bit bucket. But I just switched to a full time account, and now I can tarpit it, reject it, drop the connection, whatever I want.

  78. Qmail too by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Qmail also can reject it as soon as it knows it is going to a non-existent user. But since my ISP collected almost all mail to me as secondary MX and forwarded it to me only when I was connected intermittently, rejecting it would usually mean just making trouble for the ISP, so I just received it into the bit bucket. I recently switched to a full time account, and now I can treate it appropriately.

  79. Re:spam? Whats spam? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    I had a yahoo account for five years with no spam at all.

    Then my 10 year old cousin sent me an email from her new account at some child oriented webmail site. I think it was cutie.com but they don't seem to be there anymore.

    I sent a reply from my linux box which had its own smtp server and the message bounced, I was on a dialup netblock. These days I use my ISPs smtp server.

    So I sent the reply from my yahoo account and the next day I got 20 spam messages in that inbox.

    So the thing which shits me about this is that this company made a big deal about their filtering software protecting children, fair enough, while at the same time they were clearly selling contacts to spammers.