Mandrake to Acquire Conectiva
An anonymous reader writes "With a press release Mandrakesoft has announced the acquisition of Conectiva. 'Mandrakesoft, the number one European Linux company, today announced a definitive agreement to acquire Conectiva, the number one Linux company in Brazil and Latin America. This acquisition is expected to increase significantly Mandrakesoft's size and R&D capabilities.'"
Conectiva's former owners must have done good business. As we can read at here MandrakeSoft paid for it once yesterday too...
I have a really elegant proof for Fermat's last theorem. If this sig was only a bit longer...
How many times can they acquire the same company in one day.
...but that would fit with the site.
9 .s html?tid=163&tid=147
It's still on the front page!
http://linux.slashdot.org/linux/05/02/24/154620
Find out about the Lexus Rx400h Hybrid!
It's so good, they bought it twice!
^---------^ Holy overreactions Batman!
Did you know subscribers can see articles in the future? Holy shit!
In other news, Mandrake acquired Connectiva.
Come on guys, have some sympathy.
...
I mean, once Mandrake aquired Connectiva, they had to reboot to load the new kernel. It's only natural that you'd see the message twice.
Shessh
94% of Repubs and 21% of Dems voted to renew the Patriot Act
Actually, there's a big difference between the two. the title of the previous article says "Mandrakesoft Acquires Conectiva" as in it already happened. That post was sent to us from the future because this article says that "Mandrakesoft To Aquire Conectiva" as in it hasn't happened.
:s
With time travelling news reporters named Trillian from Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, all of our news will be out BEFORE it happens. CNN's "News As It Happens" is a thing of the past....
Or is that present.
Stupid paradox.....
DarkMantle I been bored, so I started a blog.
I understand Ladbrook is giving 9:1 currently
Help fight continental drift.
Does anyone know where I can get some Post-It notes? I have this wicked idea about creating a Super Mario mural...
!ekoj on si aixelsyD
right here
Just an example:
How? (Score:5, Interesting)
by sfraggle (212671) on Thursday February 24, @11:27AM (#11767199)
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Re:How? (Score:5, Informative)
by crow (16139) on Thursday February 24, @11:32AM (#11767258)
(http://www.votecrow.com/ | Last Journal: Monday July 01, @01:30PM)
Simple isn't it? I think we should all do this and maybe the guys running
*tears up plans and flushes them down the toilet*
NEXT!
you think a dupped story is bad? some idiots have dupped this article's first post like 50 times!! what is this world coming to?!
What's a "sig"?
Subscribers should have a button in the mysterious future.
Pressing it should sound an alarm and turn a lava lamp different colors.
Taco and Cowboy can get into their superhero costumes and slide down a pole to go and fight the evil menace.
liqbase
Acquisition went so well that they are now thinking about acquiring Conectiva, as well.
Your marklars are wise and true.
After marklar chose to obtain marklar, marklar paid a lot more marklar for the marklar than marklar wish marklar had. Other marklar dislike French marklar and want powerful and profitable marklar away from those marklar. But no matter marklar, the best marklar will always be free marklar. Open marklar forever!
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(O.o) This is Bunny. (> <)
Wow, so they posted the dupe first? Slashdot is getting good!
It's a stock swap. No money is involved. So apparently there's nothing stopping them from swapping back and forth acquiring each other several times a day.
Zonk> Damn slashdot junkies are calling us on our sloppiness. What'da we do?
CmdrTaco> To hell with 'em. We're getting paid peanuts, isn't redundancy the mother of invention?
Zonk> I read somewhere that redundancy is the mother of invention.
CmdrTaco> What?
Zonk> I know you are... But what am I?
CmdrTaco> To hell with 'em. We're getting paid peanuts, isn't redundancy the mother of invention?
Zonk> Who's on first?
CmdrTaco>Yes
Zonk>What?
What if Digg added local news and a Slashdot inspired comment karma system? ---
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It's really hard to be sure, but I could almost swear...
"Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
Mandrakesoft rumoured to be thinking of taking over Connectiva
Connectiva stock up on rumours of takeover by Mandrakesoft
Then, Saturday ...
Mandrake to issue Mandrake linux 9.0
Then, Sunday
Mandrake to issue Mandrake linux 8.0
By April Fools Day, it'll be time to post
Linus releases version 0.9.0 of his kernel.
Microsoft releases Windows for Workgroups, DOS 6.2.4
By Thanksgiving, we'll be seeing
Ford Motor Co releases the Model T for $640.00
Christmas:
Fire good. Me hunt. Cave dry.
Finally, on New Years Eve:
Apeman-think - "What ... is ... that ... black ... monolith ... thing ..."
And start the new year with
In the beginning, ...
... and I used to love the movie Groundhog Day ...
Don't make me start my day over, CowboyNeal! I'm almost home!
On the plus side, at least the topic icon is not a dupe.
GETPKG - Package Management for Slackware
Read Heinlein's 1953 Revolt in 2100, now more than ever.
It seems like, as we step forward, the story goes backward. Someone tell Micheal to post a story:
Mandrakesoft thinking of acquiring Conectiva?
Merlin - What is that root?
Morgana - Mandrake, the essence of it can prolong the act of love
Merlin - And if too much is taken?
Morgana - Pain and Death.
Relevanice? None. Just liked that bit in Borman's Excalibur.
And if your wondering what my distro is, it's SuSE, because she wears short skirts and big black leather boots...
Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23