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Offshoring to a Ship in International Waters

JasdonLe writes "Sourcing Mag posted an article about Roger Green and David Cook, who hope to avoid US visa regulations that usually accompany outsourcing, with their company SeaCode, and a used cruise ship, sitting in international waters three miles off the coast of Los Angeles.""

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  1. Is it April Fools Day? by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Let me be the first to say, "Holy Shit!" Is it me, or is off shoring getting out of hand?

    Apparently, they have plans for 600 software engineers on this ship. Their major point of having them on the ship appears to be that they can maintain low costs to produce software, while only being 3.1 miles off the coast of Los Angeles. I am assuming they don't have to pay corporate taxes to any entity.
    From SeaCode.com:
    SeaCode presents an innovative service which offers the reduced costs of a distant-shore software development operation while providing the operational benefits and accessibility of a U.S. based onshore location.

    Another SeaCode benefit is that 90% of revenue comes back to the U.S. instead of flowing out of the U.S. to distant-shore outsourcing locations.

    But this just seems to be asking for a lot of trouble. Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers? Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor? No government agency can make sure that working conditions are safe and healthy.

    From SourcingMag:
    Before you think, "sweat-ship," hear them out. These workers, they say, will each have private rooms with baths, meal service, laundry service, housekeeping and access to on-board leisure-time activities. Picture the Love Boat with a timecard. Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi. Or they can spend time shopping in the on-board duty-free shop.

    SourcingMag says that SeaCode will treat their workers fairly. That's great and all if we suddenly believed that corporations are honest and will regulate themselves. How many times have companys ran sweat-shops and claimed that they were treating their worker's fairly?

    At first, I thought this was a joke. I am still unsure if it is.

    1. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by neonfreon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I must have missed the part where it said they were forcing people to work here? With the workers being 3.1 miles off of one of the biggest media laden metropolitan areas of the world, I doubt these people are going to try and hide very much.

      This is probably the oppurtunity of a life time for a lot of people to get out of their home country for a while and see the U.S. a little bit.

    2. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Insightful


      >How about outsourcing to The Principality of
      >Sealand?

      You can't accommodate 500 people in Sealand, and you can't take control of it. A cruise ship on the other hand, affords a broad range of possibilities. It can also be motherf*cking expensive to operate. When's the last time you negotiated a contract for diesel fuel in TONS?

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    3. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Picture the Love Boat with a timecard. Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi. Or they can spend time shopping in the on-board duty-free shop.

      ..and golly! don't that just sound like a little slice of heaven? living at work, buying stuff from work... Just like the Love Boat you say? Sign me up!

    4. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by TheKeyMaker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sounds more like HMS Click Monkey
      http://www.clickmonkeys.com/aboutus.shtml

    5. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is probably the oppurtunity of a life time for a lot of people to get out of their home country for a while and see the U.S. a little bit.

      And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the US? The article contradicts itself on this point:

      "...and run a 24-hour-a-day programming shop, thereby avoiding H-1B visa hassles while still exploiting offshore labor cost..."

      -verus-

      "Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi."

      I smell something rotten here. Specifically the usage of the word "staff". As in "American Employees can go ashore when they need a break." Gee, thanks.

    6. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like these managers would let them go to the US.

      I bet these workers were searched to make sure they would have no passports so they would be forced to stay under slave labor

    7. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That was my thought as well, but then I realized that they're going to need a LOT of diesel just to keep the lights on. On land, you'd sinply run off the grid. But on a boat, their entire power capacity is going to be supplied by the ships engines or generators. Those aren't quite as power hungry as when the ship is under power, but with the number of electronic toys they're going to need, it's not going to be cheap either.

    8. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by cHiphead · · Score: 5, Interesting

      it sounds like a good platform for testing tidal generators, solar panels, AND that kite based wind generation technique...

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    9. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by JanneM · · Score: 2, Informative

      But this just seems to be asking for a lot of trouble. Humanitarily speaking, since they are not actually in any country, who protects the rights of those 600 laboring software engineers? Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor? No government agency can make sure that working conditions are safe and healthy.

      All commercial vessels (and perhaps all vessels over a certain size? Not sure about that) are registered to a country ("flagged"). While in international waters, it is subject to that country's laws, including labour laws, and effectively works as a tiny, mobile enclave of that country, legally. When you marry on a ship in international waters, for instance, you are effectively marrying in the coutnry the ship is flagged to.

      Of course, some countries are more lax than others (which is why we have "flags of convenience"). But they are not lawless.

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    10. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by TGK · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If I were them I wouldn't be exploiting the lack of labor laws. You can only expect people to be so productive in something as fundamentaly brain draining as CS if you run them into the ground.

      The lawlessness I'd exploit would be COPYRIGHT. Seriously.... the MPAA and the RIAA have been successfull in shutting down or going after distribution networks, never the root uploaders or the downloaders.

      Set up a blatently illegal server system well off shore, enjoy the benefits of satellite based internet access. Sell movies and music an pennies on the dollar at high quality....

      .
      .
      .

      oh yea....

      3. Profit!

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    11. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is your problem?!

      Look, if you can't compete with third-world technical labor, that's YOUR problem. Nobody owes you a thing in this country. No company should be held accountable to such selfish entitlements as a living or even competative wage, health insurance, vacation and sick time, lunch breaks, safety regulations and so on.

      Really, if someone is willing to do the job for a quarter of the price and doesn't care if they live twelve deep in a studio apartment, work in a tech farm with the fire doors chained shut all day and without any regard to societies business regulations (contributing to social security, disability insurance, unemployment insurance, medicair, an IRA or a 401K then you have a personal problem.

      Get off your high horse and stop expecting handouts, you lazy, selfish, entitlement whore! Take your $5.15 and like it! Or go back and get a new education in something else! Yes, I know you just graduated awhile ago and are still in serious debt and had hoped to settle down with your girl and start a family, but go back to school and... oh wait, that's right... almost everythign can be farmed out now... Okay - well - forget school. Go watch a Wal-Mart checker or a cashier at McDonald's and learn how to operate the registers and headsets! -- Oh, wait... that's right... drive-through ordering is outsourced now, too... Um... Well, go find some soda cans to redeem for deposit!

    12. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by misleb · · Score: 2, Funny
      It is just like the Love Boat... 'cept without the love. I mean, 600 software enigneers? ANyone care to guess how many of them would be women? I hope they at least understand the English phrase: "don't drop the soap?"



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    13. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by musakko · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi.

      Hmm. Since the whole idea is to avoid immigration laws/cost of getting visas, then these people won't be catching the water taxi into town as often as they think..

    14. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Look, if you can't compete with third-world technical labor, that's YOUR problem. Nobody owes you a thing in this country.

      Corporations owe their existence to the state. Capitalists owe their ability to own such artifical property as copyright, patents, and resource exploitation rights, to the state.

      In a democracy, the state owes its existance to the people. (Not individually, obviously, but en masse.)

      Therefore, corporations indirectly owe their existance and capitalists indirectly owe their riches to the people.

      If we're going to allow our government to funnel economic power into the hands to a few and to create legal monsters that are capable only of seeking profit, it's sensible for us to demand that it keep them leashed. That includes demanding employment practices that are not a race to the bottom.

      (The better alternative, of course, would be to altogether get rid of the state's power to enrich capitalists and charter corporations.)

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    15. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by evilb · · Score: 2, Informative

      And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the US?

      A tourist visa, I'm guessing. It's (relatively) easy to get permission to travel in the US (for most countries, anyway). Getting permission to work here (H-1B visa) is a lot more difficult.

    16. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With the workers being 3.1 miles off of one of the biggest media laden metropolitan areas of the world, I doubt these people are going to try and hide very much.

      Can YOU swim 3.1 miles across the pacific?

      If they're in international waters, no authority can punish them for any infraction.

      It doesn't matter if they're close to LA. They're untouchable.

      They seem to be pretty open about what they have going on, but the point here is that they COULD do all sorts of nasty things there.

      LK

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    17. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by WebCrapper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "...work for almost nothing in exchange for having no taxes, no expenses and no home to maintane."

      Gee, you just described the US Military...

    18. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      well, except for that part where you have to go kill people (or help others to do so) for a cause that could very well be unethical, or that it is criminal to quit.

      But yes, many people go (used to) into the military for that reason.

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    19. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sounds like a business opportunity to me. Set up SeaWhores and park it close by.

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    20. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nah nuclear all the way.

      Follow the lead of the US Aircraft carriers aka "The cities that float"

    21. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem is "Quis custodiet ipso custodes".

      I understand perfectly. The problem is, that we didn't pay enough attention in Latin class.

    22. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by KiloByte · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even when US visas are concerned, getting a B (tourist/business) one is trivial. You just submit your application, pay a fee and that's it. No interviews, no need to provide a stack of paperwork, invitations or anything. And, you get it for 10 years outright.

      On the other hand, getting any other kind of US visa is a very hard, long process. Getting my F1 took many months and several trips to the embassy (a >5 hours long trip for me, then a day spent in a queue, followed by 5h for returning home). I had to submit an invitation, a number of papers from US offices, papers from my home university, and so on, so on. And once on American soil, I had additional paperwork to do -- like the entry card you have to keep with you and return on your way out. All for a short stay for a research project I missed the most of because of visa-related delays.

      Now, compare it to the wave-your-passport kind of security required for B visas...

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    23. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by alekd · · Score: 5, Interesting
      they're going to need a LOT of diesel just to keep the lights on. On land, you'd sinply run off the grid. But on a boat, their entire power capacity is going to be supplied by the ships engines or generators.

      This does not really add to the cost of doing business compared to what it would be in India as the power grid there is so unreliable that most IT shops need their own generators. Ships often use cheaper bunker oil instead of diesel so it might even work out to their advantage.

    24. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by drrdam · · Score: 2, Informative

      >And what VISA are they going to use to gain enterance to the
      > US? The article contradicts itself on this point:
      It is called "crew and transit" C1/D visa; they are put into a seaman's passport (special kinds of passports used by sailors).

      Shipping and fishing companies have been using cheap 3rd world labour for decades; think about huge floating factories that prepare and package fish offloaded by trawlers.

      By the way, a US company can register their ship anywhere they see fit, e.g. Panama or some other tax heaven...

      HTH
      Dmitrii

    25. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Myself · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wow, I've been suggesting this for years, specifically to get around draconian copyright restrictions. I'd show movies on it, offer a helicopter-ferried dinner-and-theater package. :)

      Anyway, as far as data service goes, send it straight! If international waters start 3 miles out, I'm sure you can name a few radio technologies that have no trouble covering more distance than that.

      So you can only reach the users who live near the shore, big deal! Most of the population lives near the coasts anyway. It'll be a special perk of oceanfront property. And once you're into a shoreside connection, VPN out to wherever.

      Anyway, who needs an ocean liner to run a server? I'd love to see someone pack enough processor and storage into a satellite. Launch the world's most expensive Freenet node. The trouble is, FCC regs prohibit amateurs from using encryption, so ground stations in the US would have to hit the thing with part 15 gear. I'm sure it's possible. :)

    26. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      As was aluded to in the parent post, getting a tourist visa is only trivial if you come from certain countries. Try getting one as a Chilean, for example. You do have to have an interview at the US consulate, and unless you have a steady, well paying job there, have money in the bank, and either substantial property, or something similar that indicates that you will return, the US simply won't give you even a tourist visa. My ex GF in Chile tried many times to get a tourist visa to visit me in the US, but was denied, because she was still a university student, without a good job. This wasn't an isolated case, either. I lived in Chile for a while, and many Chileans there told me how their applications for US tourist visas had been turned down.

    27. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Alioth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For Indians (or other 3rd worlders) a B visa is *also* very difficult to get. When I lived in the US, I had a few Indian friends whose younger family members coulnd't visit simply because (in particular) young third-worlders have a lot of difficulty getting any kind of visa. Older family members were OK (probably because they were judged to be settled and unlikely to be an illegal immigration risk).

      This ship will be filled with young third worlders who will have severe difficulty getting a B visa, especially when their home address is a ship.

    28. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not a tax lawyer, but US Citizens who earn money overseas are still supposed to report this income. (There's a form for this, I'm sure you can find it.) The enforceability of this is questionable, however. I've also heard that the US is the only country in the world that come after their own citizens in this manner.

    29. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by scupper · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you have to worry about attacks.........

      Sealand Fights Off Invaders (Wins War)

      In August of 1978, a number of Dutch men came to Sealand in the employ of a German businessman. They were there to discuss business dealings with Sealand. While Roy was away in Britain, these men kidnapped Prince Roy's son Michael, and took Sealand by force. Soon after, Roy recaptured the island with a group of his own men and held the attackers as prisoners of war.

      During the time that he held the prisoners, the Governments of the Netherlands and Germany petitioned for their release. First they asked England to intervene in the matter, but the British government cited their earlier court decision as evidence that they made no claim to the territory of Sealand. Then, in an act of de facto recognition of Sealand's sovereignty, Germany sent a diplomat directly to Sealand to negotiate for the release of their citizen.

      Roy first released the Dutch citizens, as the war was over, and the Geneva Convention requires the release of all prisoners. The German was held longer, as he had accepted a Sealand Passport, and therefore was guilty of treason. Prince Roy, who was grateful that the incident had not resulted in a loss of life, and did not want to bloody the reputation of Sealand, eventually released him as well.

    30. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Considering that the military had no qualms boarding and shutting down ships (e.g. radio caroline) that broadcast "pirate" radio stations, when they were reluctant to do that to ships running hard drugs or terrorist arms, I don't think that would be a wise idea. Remember, copyright infringement is one of the most serious crimes in the world!

    31. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by DavidTC · · Score: 5, Informative
      Yeah, I think people are confused as to how 'international waters' works.

      Ships have to sale under the flag of a nation. If they do so, they are legally part of that nation, and have to heave to and let the coast guard and navy of that nation board. They can be punished for crimes committed.

      It's just that a lot of crimes are state or local crimes in the US, and don't exist at sea, and of course unless you're on a cruise ship, there's no one to enforce laws anyway. But try to get away with murder and claim you're in international waters...

      The other option is to sale under no flag. At which point you're a pirate vessel, you can't dock anywhere except a few quasilegal ports, and not only can any military board you, they can legally just sink you if they feel like it. (Legally according to international law, that is. Possibly not according to their own law.)

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    32. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by richieb · · Score: 2, Informative
      Apparently, they have plans for 600 software engineers on this ship. Their major point of having them on the ship appears to be that they can maintain low costs to produce software, while only being 3.1 miles off the coast of Los Angeles. I am assuming they don't have to pay corporate taxes to any entity.

      I heard about this on NPR yesterday. They are incorporated in California, so in fact they will be paying California and US taxes. However, they don't have to pay for their employees health care, social security or unemployment insurance...

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    33. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by thogard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This ship lives off the coast of Australia. It comes in to port about 2 weeks a year and all other supplies are taken out using other boats. Sure its only 55 people in total but the supply issue is only about 10 times worse for the bigger ship.

    34. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by EinarH · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Ships often use cheaper bunker oil instead of diesel so it might even work out to their advantage.
      I think you are wrong here. They can't bunker all they need ashore as a cruise ship is designet for a capacity around two weeks. Have you seen the rates on supply ships lately? I don't know about Gulf of Mexico or California but in the Noth Sea you had to pay ~$15000 a day last week for a "decent sizeed" supply ship. Even if they only need to hire such a ship for a couple of days each month (for oil, diesel, food etc.)it would quickly eat up much of their profit.

      And how about bandwith? The best thing would be to rent a T3, if that is enough, and lay a cable. But subsea stuff like that is quite expensive.

      And I doubt they could get away with the 3 nm distance. More like 12 nm.

      How about security and piracy. Did they think about that? Doubt so. And safety regulations? On both oil platforms and cruise ships everyone that works there needs to take a (two?) weeks safety course. Lots of $ there too.

      What about waste/sewage? I'm sure the supply ship can handle that too. Only $15000.

      And how long do they think coders are willing to stay on this ship before they _need_ some R&R? I'd say max 4 weeks. What then? How do they get visas so they can visit LA? And how do they get back to LA anyway? What about productivity and retaining workers?

      This is a shitty idea.

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    35. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by joebok · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about security and piracy.

      No kidding - this is really going to confuse the issue! What if some of those engineers download some pre-released movies and then Blackbeard hijacks their ship? Would he get an extra 3 years tacked on to his sentence?

    36. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by WWWWolf · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If international waters start 3 miles out, I'm sure you can name a few radio technologies that have no trouble covering more distance than that.

      Yes, but if you're doing something "nasty" with this thing, the problem is, you can practically only use them if you're sitting on the shore. The moment you try to get this thing to the public Internet, nasty people come and pull the plug, probably - since the router is under their juridisdiction.

      This is really why data havens haven't caught on. You can keep data in, but if you annoy the wrong people, you can't get data out unless you go there in person.

    37. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by onepoint · · Score: 2, Informative

      Diesel is the fuel for emergencies and some odd equipment that can not run the heavy fuel.
      the heavy fuel is called Bunker and the one of the grades is called #6 ( there is also grade c from the gulf )

      Number 6 fuel oil is a thick, syrupy, black, tar-like liquid. It smells like tar, and may even become semi-solid in cooler temperatures. No. 6 fuel oil, also known as bunk oil, bunker oil, or black liquor, is a petroleum product consisting of a complicated mix of hydrocarbons with high boiling points. It is a "leftover", or residual product of crude oil after the more valuable hydrocarbons have been removed.

      this product is priced at about 200 to 400 per ton.

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    38. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by StarKruzr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I doubt the engines will even be engaged on this ship. Engines require a buttload of maintenance. More than likely they'll tow her out to location, anchor her 500 different ways, and use generators combined with solar or some other energy source to keep her systems going.

      I wouldn't be surprised if the engines get stripped out of the ship altogether. Ships that don't go anywhere get emasculated on a regular basis - witness the USS Intrepid, which is literally bolted to the harbor bottom.

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    39. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by jonatha · · Score: 2, Informative
      I paid over $10K in Federal Income Taxes last year, $3600 in Social Security Taxes, and $860 in Medicare taxes


      Your numbers don't add up.


      $3600 in OASDI implies a W-2 taxable income of just over $58K (3600/.062 = 58064); $860 in Medicare gives one of just over $59K (860/.0145 =59310). Let's use the higher figure.


      You mention a "family", so I conclude you are married. Let's assume no kids. Standard deduction for married filing jointly is $9700, plus $6200 in exemptions gives taxable income of $43410, tax of $5799.


      Perhaps meal/housing allowances aren't taxable for FICA but are for FIT. MFJ tax bill of $10K implies taxable income of at least $66K, or adjusted gross of at least $81,900, which would make the allowances $38,500/year or over $3K/month, which seems high to me.


      Did you have a boatlaod of capital gains, perhaps?

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    40. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by XSforMe · · Score: 2, Informative
      getting a B (tourist/business) one is trivial.

      Oh man, I wish that would be universally truth, but the sad fact is that if you have a third world citizenship, getting to visit the US can be a very problematic challenge.

      To get a B toursit visa if you are Mexican you must pay in order to make an appointment(around 10 US per appointment), pay in order to have an 10 minute interview (around 100 US per applicant), have a hefty bank account, have a steadily paying job, account for every detail of your life, and waste an entire morning / evening waiting to talk to the US inmigration officer.

      Even if you quallify all of the above there is no guarantee you will obtain the visa. Of course if you do not get the visa all of the fees you paid are nonrefundable (man, I can almost hear the laughter of the embassy employees after rejecting 2 out of every 3 applicants). If, by any chance, you do get approved, you will additionally have to pay the delivery cost of the visas to your home (around 25 US per visa).

      The only reason why I even submitted for this ridiculous process is in order to get my toddler to visit Disneyland. It is now my policy to avoid trips to the US unless they are absolutely necesary.

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    41. Re:Is it April Fools Day? by fataugie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like the coffee they serve around here.

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  2. A Mariner's First Impression: by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not too bright.

  3. So... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 5, Funny
    So this means the Coast Guard won't save their ass? Finally...about time we scurvy seadogs showed the RIAA and MPAA what REAL pirates are! YAAAR!

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    1. Re:So... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2

      You used to need a .com website to start a company. I guess all you need now is a boat for startups.... and upgrade to battleship enterprise status later.

  4. Where do we sign up? by jarich · · Score: 4, Funny
    If they'll cruise it through the Bahamas, I know lots of people who'd sign up! ;)

    How would this affect taxes?

    1. Re:Where do we sign up? by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Informative


      "If they'll cruise it through the Bahamas, I know lots of people who'd sign up! ;)"

      To get to the Bahamas from San Diego, they will either need to use the Canal (expensive and not without documentation issues), or round the horn (not as dangerous as in the 18th century, but still quite an adventure).

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  5. Hmm by MrDoh! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not sure this plan will hold water. I hope they've weighed all the options.

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    1. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not sure this plan will hold water. I hope they've weighed all the options.

      Bouy, were those terrible or what?

  6. Dumb idea by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dumbest idea EVER. I do not understand this infatuation with outsourcing professional workers. You can't tell me it's anywhere near as cost effective as they're making it out to be. (My own experience says otherwise.) I smell another crash of DotCom proportions...

    But if they're going to do this thing, they should at least do it in style. By utilizing an inexpensive aircraft carrier they could at least send these people home for occasional weekends and vacations. Under the proposed plan, they're basically prisoners on the ship unless they can manage to get a Visa to enter the country. Which, of course, negates the entire point of not messing with H1-Bs. And how do they think the government is going to react to having these people parked right off our shore? (Hmm... maybe they could refit the guns on the old carrier to keep the coast guard off their backs.)

    Did I mention that this is a dumb idea?

    1. Re:Dumb idea by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I smell another crash of DotCom proportions...

      So do we my friend.

      Just remember, when you see businesses going out of business after outsourcing their workers, make sure you hammer in the point by saying something like "I TOLD YOU SO DUMBASS!" and humilating the corporate officers in public.

      Outsourcing is a numbers game: It appear that you are saving money because the labor is cheaper, and the cost of labor is written down in the corporate financials. However, you LOSE money because of the inefficiency, which is harder to pin down.

  7. Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...of a horde of unshowered, dropcloth wearing Indians chained to a deck with oars next to their keyboards...

    (first post?)

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    1. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by neonfreon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I see a new Bollywood hit coming...

    2. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 5, Funny

      Developers! *thunk* Developers! *thunk* Developers! BGates: RAM speed, Mr. Ballmer. *thunkthunkthunkthunk* DEVELOPERS!DEVELOPERS!DEVELOPERS!

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    3. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by stev_mccrev · · Score: 5, Funny

      Source code leaks from the ship...

      if (anyone_reads(this)) {
      please->send(help);
      we.are_prisoners_here = true;
      }
    4. Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And I keep thinking of the "Crimson Permanent Assurance Company" sketch from 'The Meaning of Life'...

  8. Is it just me or is that site slow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Arg! Torpedo to the server room!

  9. A Slashdot First by dcigary · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, with our awesome Slashdot power, we have now set fire to the servers on the ship, and it is in the process of sinking.

    Good job, everyone! Now, World Domnination is within our grasp!

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  10. Misleading summary by smallpaul · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Visa regulations" do not accompany "outsourcing". Visa regulations accompany the importation of foreign workers. The problems cited with outsourcing are mostly related to distance.

  11. Hmmm... by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... I wonder what the tax implications for the workers are. And what happens if a crime is committed in International Waters? What about a guarantee of workplace safety and anti-discrimination policy?

    I see lots of problems here.

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There's certain laws of the sea that only work if you fly a flag.

      For example, if a US ship (be it military or civilian) tries to board a Canadian ship, and a Mexician ship is wandering by, it has the right to try to stop the US.

      But any ship not flying a flag can, as far as I know, be legally attacked by anyone, not just the military. (By legally, I mean 'internationally'. I suspect US law, for example, would prohibit US civilian ships from attacking any other ships, even flagless ones.) Flagless ships have no 'rights' at all under international law and conventions of the sea. It's the truest form of anarchy...you can do anything to anyone, and not legally answer for it, but anyone can do anything to you, and not legally answer for it, at least not internationally.

      If a US ship is attacking a flagless ship, no one can stop them. Flagless ships are classified as 'pirates', and not only are they allowed to be attacked, it's assumed they'll be attacked. Meanwhile, any ship with a flag attacking them can't be, itself, attacked. (Well, your own government can attack you.)

      Which is why, if this project gets off the ground, they'll be flying some flag. Otherwise they're risking some ship from, say, Panama, legally boarding them and stealing all their stuff and their ship. And even if other nations want to stop them, they can't, because they are not allowed to fire on Panama's ships. (Well, without actually declaring war.)

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  12. Should we wait... by rk · · Score: 5, Informative

    until they anchor it three miles off the coast to tell them the US claims territorial waters twelve nautical miles off the coast?

    1. Re:Should we wait... by MasterB(G)ates · · Score: 5, Informative

      yep - check out this info. 3 Miles is wayyy too close http://www.encyclopedia.com/html/w1/waters-t.asp

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    2. Re:Should we wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      the US claims territorial waters twelve nautical miles off the coast?

      Your information is a little out-of-date. These days, the Americans claim their territorial waters extend to 12000 miles off the coast.

    3. Re:Should we wait... by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even if they remained twelve miles off the coast it would not be long before this ship had an 'accident' that resulted in the unfortunate sinking of the ship. The US Coast Guard would be on hand to rescue and deport the programmers and that would be the official story. Of course, everyone with more than two rocks rattling around upstairs would realize that the whole affair was no 'accident' and would take the hint. The point is that countries, especially the United States, do not suffer such insolence even from other nations much less a bunch of non-citizens hanging around offshore in a boat.

  13. Morons. by Frennzy · · Score: 4, Funny

    L. Ron Hubbard ALREADY owns the patent to this! Just ask his friendly help desk people at the scientoloaserfgad
    asdfasdfasdfa
    ASDFAESRFA

    NO CARRIER

  14. This won't last long. by TerryMathews · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This won't last. Fed and State of Cali won't like a busniess operating outside its jurisdiction and will make their lives a living hell...

    Buying stuff on the ship? Customs time. Don't forget, the DEA will have to check your luggage as well.

    Want to go home? Sure thing, we'll just need to make sure your passport is in order. What, you didn't bring a passport? You did know you were leaving the country, right?

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  15. Re:International Waters by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, the U.S. considers the fishing, mineral, and sphere of influence within 100-150 nautical miles. U.S. LAW only applies to within 3 miles to shore. The only thing backing up this position is the 15 carrier taskgroups it can call upon. That's pretty much enough so that the U.N. doesn't want to make an issue of it.

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  16. Piracy by OPPressed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm gonna get a speedboat and pirate there software!

  17. More typos? by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd hate to be a coder on the ship during a good storm. We'll probably start seeing variable names like upanddown, backandforth, sidetoside, puke, makeitstop, and soseasick.

  18. Oh shit awesome by mcc · · Score: 5, Funny

    I totally want to set up a web server there and illegally distribute Windows ISOs from there, just so I can be charged with Piracy on the High Seas

    1. Re:Oh shit awesome by LuxFX · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not do actual piracy on the high seas? There's more liquor and women that way.

      Plus if you're caught being an actual pirate, the sentence is much lighter than if you were caught swapping copyrighted material.

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  19. Re:Yes, dumbest idea EVAR! by stfvon007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would it be cheaper, to use an abandoned offshore oilrig instead?

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  20. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by heller · · Score: 2, Informative

    "International Waters" has been 12 nautical miles for like 40 years now. I'm not even going to go look for links since I bet that 30s and google will tell you that.

  21. Heh.. by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Informative

    From TFA: Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi. Or they can spend time shopping in the on-board duty-free shop.

    I've done my fair share of time aboard a ship, and let me just say that anchoring out and taking a ferry (or water taxi, or whatever you want to call the vomit inducing small craft that transport you to and from the port) a "mere three miles," is a much bigger pain in the arse than you might think. If you're lucky, they run once every 30 minutes. In a situation like this, it's more likely to be every hour, or every few hours.

    Do some shopping during the day, and now you'd like to change and grab some dinner and maybe go out? Enjoy catching the ferry back to your boat and then waiting for the next one to get back to land.

    Oh, and that moderate sized TV you just bought? Have fun carrying it up the brow.. not to mention just getting it off the ferry, which is probably using its own power to stay pressed against a barge tied alongside the ship. Oops, you slipped? That's a shame. Dropped your TV in the drink? Hope you have a good credit card company, and they believe you.

    But I guess maybe it's better than the pay and conditions in the country you come from, and I'm just a spoiled American.

  22. They need to do their homework... by Bagheera · · Score: 5, Informative

    "International waters" don't start three miles off-shore. The US maritime claims are as follows:

    Maritime claims:
    territorial sea: 12 nm
    contiguous zone: 24 nm
    exclusive economic zone: 200 nm
    continental shelf: not specified


    In other words, they'd have to be at least 12 miles from shore, and possibly (depending on who's doing the interpretation) over 200.

    Also, as far as I'm aware, the ship will have to be flagged somewhere, which means that it's effectively that country's territory when in international waters.

    Someones tax man will find them.

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    1. Re:They need to do their homework... by Holi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since the company is incorporated in California, I am sure they will be paying taxes in the US. It has more to do with skirting immigration laws and visas then evading taxes. That, and OSHA requirements and wage laws.

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    2. Re:They need to do their homework... by davesag · · Score: 2, Informative
      exactly right, thus clearly showing this is all just some sort of 21c slave ship. they could easily lure young Indian and Asian developers with promises of big money etc and then when on board they take their passports and voila - commence oppression. I've seen the same thing happen in restaurants. There was a case of a restaurant in Adelaide where the entire kitchen staff had been brought over to Australia and then enslaved with the threat of prison and routine physical intimidation by the ruthless restaurant owners. Just look at the volume of people-trafficing that goes on, 1,000's of young girls are adbucted and sold into sex-slavery and shipped from one end of the earth to another like so many marks-n-spencers boardroom sandwich packs.

      Imho human beings have no limit to the evil they can do, but their capacity for goodness is capped by their widening culture of self interest. Lies have become as relevant as truths for most people. No-one really gives a shit about Iraq or Afghanistan, or people being boiled alive in Uzbekistan or whatever the fuck other horrible thing is happening out there. The peaking of oil, the rise of the neocons, a pope who was a member of the hitler youth! climate change, species die-off, blah blah blah. [[[allows sputtering rage to subside - grabs ipod and gets on bike, it's a beautiful day outside.]]]

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  23. What about the 200 Mile Economic Zone? by craXORjack · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think the 200 Mile Economic Zone was intended to settle fishing disputes but I can imagine the politicians using it as the basis for taxing this venture. Another question I have is whether the country that the ship is registered in has the rights already to tax commerce that takes place on the ship. Are cruise lines not liable for taxes? Is there no Sales tax on a cruise booked on-line? Obviously there would be no Use tax.

    And while you're at it, why not just drop a super long anchor out at sea, declare your cruise ship to be an artificial island, and petition the U.N. to recognize you as an autonomous state?

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  24. Sure, sure, by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    it's all fun and games until Hiro Protaganist shows up and carves a hole in the hull with his chain gun on steroids.

    --
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
    1. Re:Sure, sure, by chochos · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sure they'll listen to Reason...

    2. Re:Sure, sure, by dhovis · · Score: 3, Informative

      You owe me a new keyboard.

      For those who don't get the reference: Snow Crash, by Neil Stephenson. BTW: the audiobook version from Audible.com is excellent. The narrator has just the right attitude and vocalization for that book.

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  25. Baloney by dpud1234 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This must be a fake ....

    Notice how their first "Company News" lists an Article-FORBES with no link. If you go to Forbes.com and search their site for "SeaCode" you get: "Sorry, your search for SeaCode did not return any Documents. Please revise your search and try again."

    Besides, 3.1 miles makes no sense as your not in international waters.

    1. Re:Baloney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yah, I can't understand how anyone is buying this crap. The logistics simply don't work. Cruise ships cannot remain offshore -- not even 200 feet offshore -- for more than a few weeks. You can't reprovision these things with tenders. You can't scrape and paint the bottom with dolphins. It's a giant expense for no particular purpose. A cruise ship costs many many many millions of dollars a year to operate, just sitting there.

      Nobody can quite figure out what restrictions they're avoiding 3.1 miles offshore anyways. Their chart shows them INSHORE of Catalina Island, for god's sake. They're in Los Angeles County.

      These guys are scamming the press, and laughing their asses off.

  26. Corporate Motto by kb9vcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. To code in the sea.
    2. To live in sea.
    3. To live by the code of sea.

    Rrrrr, it be a pirates life for thee

  27. How about a pot farm supertanker by hedley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine a passed over supertanker refitted with lots of small decks (a la being John Malkovitch). Fitted with UV lighting and irrigation many plants could be harvested in international waters. Customers would
    arrive via boat.

    Eventually some pissed govt sticks a torpedo in it.

    1. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Funny
      Customers would arrive via boat.

      And get busted as they attempt to return to shore.

    2. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by barc0001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you go out to the tanker, get your stuff, cruise around for a couple of days fishing and getting blasted. Once you're out of "supplies", you head home. So what if they search you?

    3. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by SEE · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Convention on the Law of the Sea prohibits four classes of crimes on the high seas (that is, in so-called international waters):

      1) Transportation of slaves
      2) Piracy (private acts of violence, detention, or depredation)
      3) Illicit traffic in narcotic drugs or psychotropic substances
      4) Unauthorized broadcasting

      Now, only 1 and 2 allow a boarding by any nation regardless of the ship's flag (though 4 allows any nation receiving the signals or interference from them to board). However, all countries are obligated to cooperate in the supression of all four; somebody will call your ship's flag country and get their cooperation.

      What if your ship isn't under any country's flag? Well, ships without nationality are subject to boarding at any time by any nation, merely for being without nationality.

      On the oceans, the only times you are not subject to the laws of one country are when you're subject to the laws of more than one country; the only times you are not subject to the laws of a specific country or countries is when you are subject to the laws of any country.

    4. Re:How about a pot farm supertanker by Ann+Elk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would that be a supertoker?

  28. communications issues by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Only three miles off shore, they must be communicating to land thru a set of multiple pringles cans or something similar.

    It should be pretty easy to get a high power and supremely noisy transmitter to play havock with this threat to national security.

    Might even make the pringles cans go 'POOF'

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  29. Internationa Water Boundaries by screenrc · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Finally, the parent post has some clue where International waters start. I personally thought they start at 12 miles, but only 6 miles around islands.

    Furthermore, since I think Reagan, the US (unilaterally) declared that its waters extend for 200 miles: the first 6 miles belong to the state, and the rest 194 miles belong to federal government.

    Either way, 3.5 offshore is not International waters.

  30. Re:International waters by mrgriscom · · Score: 4, Informative

    First of all, the 3-nmi line serves only as the boundary between state- and federally-controlled waters. The end of federal jurisdiction and the beginning of International waters actually occurs at the line 12 nautical miles from shore.

    The official 3- and 12-nmi lines are demarcated on the highest-resolution NOAA charts for a particular area. These charts can be hard to find on-line, though it is possible to find certain areas though various state GIS websites and such. I also think the NOAA is systematically making vector data of the lines available.

    In the case of Catalina Island, it has it's own 12-nmi belt of territorial sea, but the space between it and the mainland (so long as it is at least 12 nmi from either shore) is International waters.

    There is a belt extending 24-nmi from shore called the "Contiguous Zone", in which a nation may exercize authority mainly to enforce environment and customs regulations. This area is still considered Internation waters, however.

  31. The FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance! by MichaelPenne · · Score: 2, Funny

    But this just seems to be asking for a lot of trouble.

    You raise a good point (-ed fanblad), what happens if the 600 software engineers make the pointy haired bosses walk the plank and sail off for Tahiti?

    Call her the FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance, and you'd have a great movie and some killr appz!

    1. Re:The FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance! by hokeyru · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes! Brings new meaning to the words 'Software Pirates'!

  32. Don't be silly! by switcha · · Score: 5, Funny
    Does anyone have the authority to make sure that it's not (child) slave labor?

    Oh, come on. No one would hire child slave labor! Everyone knows child slaves are horrible at commenting their code.

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  33. Tax Issues by patio11 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The IRS will point out to the proprietors that, while it was an amusing idea the first time it was tried (decades ago -- "Hey, if we operate a casino on the high seas then we don't have to tax winnings!"), they're still responsible for federal income taxes on income earned in places America has no soverign jurisdiction over. Thats why, for example, I have to file a tax return every year from Japan. Of course, the ship could just try to ignore them, but they'd have bank accounts and shore leave in places where the long arm of the law reaches quite easily.

    1. Re:Tax Issues by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm nobody's idea of an accountant, but it's my understanding that this is a more-or-less unique feature of US citizenship -- you get to pay taxes to the US government regardless of where you actually live or earn that income.

      I don't think this applies to (for example) Canadian citizens. If a Canadian citizen lives in, say, France, and earns his income there then I don't think the Canadian government tries to claim any taxes from him.

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    2. Re:Tax Issues by patio11 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It also happens to Aussies, Swedes, Brits, and Kiwis, and Irish -- and thats just my direct experience. Some nations have tax treaties with each other where you can claim an exemption to prevent the same income from being taxed twice.

    3. Re:Tax Issues by Jimmy+The+Leper · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not so, I'm doing a co-op term for university in California next term and I will have to pay taxes to both the US and Canada. The only good thing is that I can deduct taxes paid to the US from my Canadian taxes.

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  34. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by heller · · Score: 2, Informative

    maybe you should have used your additional 23s to find http://www.csc.noaa.gov/opis/html/summary/ts.htm where noaa mentions reagan signing the 12 mile territorial claim in 1988 giving the US full sovereignty over that area. this was part of the 200 mile claim over fisheries and other rights.

  35. Re:Should we wait... Gues they better tell CIA too by xski · · Score: 5, Informative


    CIA Factbook

    Maritime claims:
    territorial sea: 12 nm
    contiguous zone: 24 nm
    exclusive economic zone: 200 nm
    continental shelf: not specified

  36. Re:All well and good by misleb · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm pretty sure they would be pretty safe that far out. They'd only notice a swell. The wave doesn't break until it gets to shore or shallow water.

    -matthew

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  37. Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Umm... no. The ship, being of US registry, can be confiscated and searched by US authorities. Not to mention that the US *has* enforced its borders beyond its 3 mile claim in the past.

  38. I hereby christen their second ship by katana · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sea++.

    Thank you. I'm here all week.

  39. Umm, yes you (mostly) can by btarval · · Score: 2, Informative

    "You can't simply shut down your propulsion system and drift in the sea lanes three miles off the LA coast."

    If they are really talking about 200 miles out to sea (outside of the U.S. Economic Zone), yes, you can indeed shut down and drift as long as you want.

    Inside, you can do the same, as long as you're not in a navigation channel. That covers a lot of territory, but then they'd be subject to other U.S. laws, which is what I think they want to avoid.

    Heck, off the port of Humbolt on the Northern Californian coast, way out to sea, the ships actually ANCHOR out there, waiting for a spot to dock. It's a pretty odd site when you come up to them in the fog; it looks like a fleet out in the middle of the ocean.

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    1. Re:Umm, yes you (mostly) can by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      well, yeah, theoretically. but is this the way to treat the engines of a cruise ship? and how long will it take to regain control of your vessel when you need it?

      Plus: the open sea isn't a nice place for machinery - if you leave the engines off for a month, what are the odds that they won't start again? Who wants to play that game when spare parts are potentially days away?

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    2. Re:Umm, yes you (mostly) can by hachete · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Any ship up to Lloyds A+ should be able to do this, and cruise-ship are supposed to have slightly better tech anyway - all those lives at risk etc. Of course, the titanic...You'd probably tick the engines over once in a while.

      Offshore refuel and repair is relatively easy. The ship would have to be dry-docked occasionally. You could do that in Mexico. But it's still expensive.

      Technically feasable but would the "savings" be worth it? I think not.

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    3. Re:Umm, yes you (mostly) can by mikael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Look up the specifications for any cruise liner Mercury project. There is enough redundancy for this never to happen.

      PROPULSION

      The vessel is propelled by four MAN B&W L48/60 non-reversible, four-stroke engines. Two have an output of 9,450kW and two of 6,300kW at 500rpm. Each gearbox is additionally provided with a power take-off for a 5,200kW shaft generator for electric power supply during the voyage. Depending on the required ship's speed, different propulsion modes can be operated. The engines are connected to the Renk gearboxes via flexible Vulkan-Rato couplings. The engine speed is controlled by digital, redundant, freely programmable engine governors that work together.

      The vessel has two controllable pitch propellers, three bow thrusters, two stern thrusters and two active rudders that are operated by a joystick. For the ship's propulsion and manoeuvring operations, an integrated redundant, computer-aided, decentralised system is used, which is connected via field bus to the automation system. Each propeller plant, transverse thruster and rudder has its own self-sufficient process station, connected by a redundant bus with the bridge station. For seakeeping, installed stabilizers are capable of reducing the ship's rolling motion by 90% at a speed of 18 knots.

      Electric power is supplied by four MAN B&W, type 6L40/54 auxiliary diesel generator sets, as well as two shaft generators driven by a gearbox.


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  40. the exclusive economic zone by westlake · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Within the EEZ, the coastal state has jurisdiction with regard to establishing and using artificial islands, installations, and structures having economic purposes as well as for marine scientific research... exclusive economic zone

    I rather doubt the Coast Guard or Navy will have any difficulty claiming jurisdiction over a vessel that is more or less permenently "anchored" within 200 miles of the U.S. coast.

  41. Good opportunity for those running from the law... by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Insightful


    You get to live on a cruise ship in international waters, and work "below the radar", so to speak. What a great way to lie low until the heat cools off. Shoot, forget running there AFTER the feds are looking for you, it seems like a great place from which to RUN all kinds of criminal activity.

    steve

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  42. New excuse for delayed releases: by Clark_Griswold · · Score: 5, Funny



    Scurvy.

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  43. Shouldn't This Be Just-Offshoring? by dohboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Furthermore, doesn't this venture sound like a geek-cruise
    http://www.geekcruises.com/ gone bad?

    This would make an interesting reality TV show where once a week
    a coder is voted off and has to walk a gang-plank to sleep with the phishes.
    "You ARE weakest geek...Goodbye."

    Think Gillivan's Island meets The Aprentice meets MTV's The Real World
    and call it: The Virtual World

  44. how do they plan to get the coders there? by loudici · · Score: 2, Insightful

    sailing the ship to india seems a bit expensive. on the other hand if they stay a few miles off of LA, the indian coders will need to fly into LA, get admitted into the US, and then take a boat to their cruise ship. something tells me the immigration officers at LAX will not like that.

    in addition to that, if they want to go anywhere once they are on the ship they have to either enter the US without a visa, which is a felony and will get you banned for 10 years, or find a way to get a visa while on the ship. good luck!

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  45. Worst. Job. Ever. by Electroly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stuck on a ship at sea with 599 other programmers? Kill me now.

  46. Like by Renraku · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's what I'd like to see.

    Week 1: Operations launch. Works getting done. Going well.

    Week 2: Work is better.

    Week 3: Pirates came in and confiscated all our computers and electronic equipment. Called the coast guard. I think I heard them laughing in the background.

    Week 4: We've drifted into China due to a complete lag of navigation or ship control systems. I, for one, welcome our new communist overlords.

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  47. A thousand oceans by Etherael · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've wanted to do something similiar on a small scale for a *long* time now, I run my own consultancy and do most of my work for clients remotely, there's no real reason I need to be land based to do any of that stuff, so I started looking into maybe buying a houseboat on a local river, with the advent of wireless internet it was entirely practical to do so, and I thought that I could travel up and down the river and drop anchor closer to clients and thus have a shorter commute in the event that I ever did need to make onsite visits. That turned out to be a fairly feasible idea with no obvious gotchas, you run diesel generators for excess power requirements with a large battery pack hooked up to solar and wind generators, and you're fairly self sufficient when it comes to low end energy requirements.

    This is from a twenty five year old guy that had lived all his life on land, and I have to say I consider myself a fairly practical person, so something about the entire idea just kept hitting me the wrong way, it had that "no, this is pie in the sky, it can't happen" feeling to it, and I just couldn't figure out why. I went into dramatic levels of detail in speccing out the lifestyle, you can purchase water generators which will create freshwater from seawater using nothing but energy (provided from the aforementioned power infrastructure) and there's plenty of storage room in a houseboat for food, which is pretty much the only thing you cannot harvest directly from your immediate environment.

    That last statement triggered my attention and I thought, well, what about the ocean? What does it really take to make ocean passages on the high seas? or even just clinging to the eastern coast of Australia? If all the provisioning you've done so far works for a houseboat, why wouldn't it work for an oceangoing vessel?

    So I looked into that some more, and found it very interesting indeed, there's an entire subculture, admittedly mostly of retired people, that live onboard their sailing yachts, travelling the world mostly at leisure. They had all the facilities that I had imagined you would need for a life at sea, large capacity batteries, solar and wind generators, backup diesel capacity, watermakers, etc etc etc, and lived almost entirely self sufficiently, travelling where they wished, when they wished.

    This sounded like a pretty ideal lifestyle to me, I'm actually currently in the process of saving up enough money to buy a suitable vessel for precisely this purpose, investigating further I found that catamarans provided a very good level of stability and comparitively low preparation time, as monohull vessels would tend to have a more severe angle of keel whilst under passage, catamarans were a better choice for a real working environment.

    The only remaining hurdles are *absolute* global internet access, and raising enough money to buy the catamaran itself, I've tentatively decided on a Perry 57 catamaran, as I figure if I intend to spend the rest of my life on a vessel, I had best get something I'm not soon going to tire of.

    I hope by the time I purchase the vessel broadband global satellite access may be a step closer to reality, if not it will likely be mostly hugging various coasts for doing actual real work rather than wandering the ocean blue at a moments notice and entirely on a whim, but even that is a hell of a lot more freedom than a five day a week desk job back on terra firma.

    All I can say is, it sounds crazy, but it isn't. The only reason I can come up with that this deep seated belief that it really is insane remains with me is that we're conditioned from birth to believe that the infrastructure modern society and government provides us with in order to aid our survival is so complex that we could never hope to sever that link, because if a large amount of people really did do this, it would greatly reduce the current "democratic" and utilitarian justifications for the absolute power of modern government.

    Don't take my word for it, though, if you're feeling restless, ill at ease, whatever, investigate it yourself, you may be pleasantly surprised at the results of your enquiries.

  48. Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    As someone who works for a large cruise company (Carnival is just another name for circus), they really don't have to pay too much attention to US government visa regulations. Carnival doesn't.

    What Carnival does is to cycle employees through the Miami head office (whoa, that's not the HEAD office, for tax purposes, of course, it's just where... well, all the heads are) and the employees will do "training" for six weeks or a month and then, maybe, go visit a ship for an afternoon to collect their "training pay."

    Of course, they don't work on the ship, and they are staying in a hotel in Miami, sometimes for two years at a stretch, but that's one way that Carnival employees people.

    When it becomes inconvenient to even pay this lipservice to the rules, they don't. Illegal foreign employees are a dime a dozen. And H1B's? Don't even consider them -- they're passe, Carnival uses nothing but the latest worker visas allowing "training."

    Two floors of lawyers means that Carnival doesn't have to obey the same rules that everybody else does.

    And no, they don't pay taxes on the vast, vast majority of their earnings. Hey, it wasn't earned in the US. And their "head office" is in Panama. Welcome to America.

  49. It will be foreign registed though by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2, Informative

    Foreign registed ships have the right to employ foreigners without local visas, within both the 200 mile economic zone & the 12 mile line.

  50. It will be foreign registed by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2, Informative

    Foreign registed ships have the right to employ foreigners without local visas, within both the 200 mile economic zone & the 12 mile line

    As they'd be working for the ship's owners they'd be consided ships crew regardless of what they do. Just as when a ships' owner comes aboard with his own personal staff for a trip, or the owners' fleet management people are onboard on a trip, they have the same status as ships' crew when in foreign waters & ports.

  51. ROFL by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

    SeaWhores.

    *clap* *clap* *clap*

    Just the potential wordplays might be worth it...

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    1. Re:ROFL by blowdart · · Score: 3, Funny
      Just the potential wordplays might be worth it...

      Well it would have been a nice idea, until you brought clap into it....

  52. More like Navy than pleasure ship by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    um... you do realize it's a freaking pleasure ship, pleasure being the primary word here. The entire boat was designed for people to have fun on, you make it sound like a jail.

    The pleasure does not derive from the ship itself, it derives from the crew that is there to care for you and to provide you with luxury. The pleasure also derives from the ship being something new and different.

    If you want a ship that is a more appropriate comparison think the navy. You get food, quarters, laundry, exercise room, etc. Yet the chaplains have to keep an eye out for the kids on their first cruise getting suicidal. A shipboard workplace gets old very fast.

  53. What is the UV lighting for? by nietsch · · Score: 2, Informative

    UV lighting would kill your plants in no time. chlorophile absorbs in the visible spectrum, the most around the yellow wavelength IIRC.

    Besides, you can just grow pot in your own backyard, or some out-of-sight land nobody seems to care about/look after.

    Or if you want it more expensive: do the indoor cultivation thing and only use the stuff for yourself, lots of people do it that way.

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  54. C coders wanted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Programmers Wanted

    Good Rates

    Free Food

    Free Accomodation

    Must have C experience ;)

  55. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The RIAA was reported to be in negotiations to purchase a "kilo" class submarine from the former Soviet Union.

    A spokesman for the RIAA said that while they could afford it, a nuclear sub was not necessary. "We will only be going out three miles or so, so a diesel sub will do just fine".

  56. Other business by willCode4Beer.com · · Score: 2

    If this takes off I'm going to start a business to supprot their staff.

    I'm thinking that they'll probably have several hundred programmers. Given the current environment, they'll be about 90% male. They won't be able to enter the US because of their status.

    I think running a boatload (literally) of women to them on payday is a guaranteed money maker.

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  57. Location by richieb · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you are going to be on a ship, why not stay 3 miles of the coast of Bermuda?!

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  58. People owe their riches to corporations by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Summary: corporations owe to the state, state owes to the people, and so corporation owe to the people.

    The logic needs to go a bit further bit further -- where do the people get their riches? Without employers (mostly corporations), the people would have no money. Without consumer goods makers and retailers (mostly corporations), the money paid by a job would have no value. So the people owe their riches to the corporations and we have come full circle.

    The point is that economies are mutually dependent networks with no simple linear chain of who owes whom. I'm not saying the current balance of power is right, only that people are dependent on corporations and corporations are dependent on people.

    Seeking profit does not necessitate a race to the bottom on wages. Henry Ford knew that if he could make his workforce more productive he would both create wealthier workers and create a product those workers could afford. Ford paid higher wages than other companies at the time and was rewarded with high productivity. Ford also designed systems to make those worker vary productive so that the amount of high-wage cost per car was low and the car was affordable to a great many people (including Ford's own workers).

    If any company or country wants to compete on the world market its need to find a way to create more value than costs. Yes, cut-rate wages can avoid costs and some companies try to go that route, but it is a dead end. Smarter companies find a way to create greater value per unchanged unit of cost (Ford actual increased wages) and then use greater productivity, greater efficiency, and better products to create extraordinary value.

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  59. They've got it all wrong! by iolaus · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they'd just cruise the baby around the world for a year or so I'm sure they could get a boat-load (ha) of programmers who'd be happy to work for a very low wage. I'd be tempted to work for low pay for a year in exchange for the opportunity to see the world and travel to exotic locations. Slogan: See the world, meet interesting people, and replace them with small shell scripts!

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  60. Seasick! by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ever try reading a book as a passenger in a car? What happens to you?

    Now, imagine a computer screen and a gently rocking boat, and a programmer's work week. You'd need an IV drip bottle of Dramamine to survive this gig.

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  61. The Boat is sitting is US Waters by FreeUser · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Staff can make the three-mile voyage into town in their off hours by calling a water taxi."

    I smell something rotten here. Specifically the usage of the word "staff".


    I smell a number of things rotten here, including the fact that the "entrepreneur" (or article writer) hasn't a fucking clue about international waters, which extend twelve miles from shore, not 3. This is the 21st century, not the 19th, and maritime law may not have changed much, but the definition of "international waters" has.

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  62. Pun intended? by tomzyk · · Score: 2, Funny
    If I were them I wouldn't be exploiting the lack of labor laws. You can only expect people to be so productive in something as fundamentaly brain draining as CS if you run them into the ground.
    Not gonna happen if they're 3 miles offshore!

    Bah dum dum TCHSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
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  63. Re:A matter of trust by tarsi210 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Conversely, would you do business with a company that leverages every advantage that they legally can to provide the best services at the lowest prices?

    Like it or not, offshoring is legal. Business often lets morality and ethics and so forth take a back seat to the bottom line and that's where many go off their tree about offshoring, not about its legitimate use in the business model. Employees are out to save their ass, and employers are out to save theirs. When you get to something like offshoring, you're talking about certain employees unable to save their ass because the employer is saving theirs.

    What we really need is a better way to play the game, as employees, so that offshoring is either a) no longer appealing or b) no longer a threat to us. Note the differences in those two statements. Either developers need to make it so that offshoring is unappealing -- by developing better, smarter, faster, etc. -- or by making the threat of offshoring inapplicable to our state as employees, probably by developing skills, abilities, and knowledge that make no sense to offshore.

    Now, HOW to do this is not something I've come up with. :) But that's my thoughts on it -- we, as developers, have to start playing a better game because I doubt offshoring is going anywhere.

  64. it may not matter by cahiha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, the US can enforce laws out further than that. On the other hand, you don't need a work visa if you work on a ship that just happens to anchor in territorial waters.

    How this falls out depends on what politicians make of it. They can prohibit this sort of conduct and send the coast guard to send the ship packing, or they can actually view it as a reasonable political compromise that doesn't force them to touch the H1b issue one way or another.

    I suspect that, if this ever were to become a big thing commercially, inaction and silent toleration would be the preferred course for most politicians. Only if it looked like it became a media debacle would they likely start acting.

  65. Re:A haha. by tibike77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're BOTH hard working and knowledgeable, nobody would dare take away your job. Problem is you're maybe not one of the two you mentioned you are...

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  66. Of workers and corporations by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People get wealth from work. Workers are the source of all wealth.

    The second sentence does not follow from the first, assuming that the first is even true. The output of any given individual worker is not really worth anything unless that worker (or someone connected to that worker) can find a market or consumer of their work product. In an idyllic era of agrarian output or simple hand-crafted products, it may have been possible for individual workers to sell their individual work. But the increasing sophistication of both products and services in the modern world mean that individual workers are valueless without some entity to coordinate, connect, and manage a grouo of workers who each contribute an individually value-less effort to a collectively-valueable output. As governments have proven horribly inept at managing workforces, it falls on the shoulders of managers in corporations to provide that valuable service. What corporations do is create an organized structure that efficiently connects workers to work and work output to markets.

    If corporations really were mere leaches, why wouldn't workers leave and go into business for themselves? In a world in which corporations add no value, any individual worker would be able to undercut the price charged by a corporation because that worker would not have to add the leach's fees and profits into the price. The answer is three-fold. First, many workers do start small businesses that grow and inevitably recreate the corporate structure of management and workers. Second, some work is not individualizable -- building an automobile requires the coordinated effort of hundreds or thousands of people. In this case, corporations provide value in management. Third, individuals often lack capital for equipment, start-up costs, etc. -- and capital is hard (in-efficient) to raise in small quantities. Corporations provide a convenient, cost-effective way of raising and managing capital.

    You can say in theory that seeking profit does not necessitate a race to the bottom in wages, but look at what happens in practice. The vast majority of corporations take the easy route and do everything they can to cut wages and other labor costs.

    I blame "The People" for this. How many people buy the lowest price whatever with no regard for the management practices of the company that made the product? There are companies that try to treat their workers well, but does that translate into more sales? Instead, 100 million people shop at Wal-Mart everyday despite the well-known wage and benefits practices of that company. For a company, a competitor to Wal-mart or a supplier to Wal-Mart, the choice is clear, the people have spoken. The People want cheap goods and will gladly go to another company to buy them. Faced with a choice between closing the factory because nobody will buy high-priced goods or cutting wages & benefits, most sane, ethical, and moral managers chose the cuts.

    How many US companies offer full medical coverage now, or pensions?

    Defined benefit pensions are a deathtrap for a company and that fact will only get worse as the Baby Boomers age. Look at the old steel companies in this country to see what happens when the retiree population exceeds the employee population. Companies can read the actuarial tables, take one look at the ballooning numbers of retirees and know that they cannot afford to pay for everything. Moreover, in a world where people move, change jobs, change careers, it makes more sense to create defined contribution retirement plans or leave it up to each worker to use their pay as they see fit. In some ways the lessening of retirement benefits is a lessening of the golden handcuffs that keep workers tied to an employer.

    The problem with medical coverage is even more insidious -- we've separated the benefactor (the patient) from the payor (the employer/insurance company). Patients have no incentive to manage their own healthcare costs. Healthcare costs

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