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Lawsuit Says GPL is a Price-Fixing Scheme

Soko writes "Yes, it's real. The crack team of Daniel Wallace and Maureen O'Gara have ganged up once again to protect their version of "The American Dream," he by filing a lawsuit in Indiana court saying the GPL is nothing more than a price fixing scheme designed to drive software vendors out of business, she by parroting the proprietary vendors' "The GPL kills business" mantra (as well as a few well placed insults at the free software community). I found the story on Groklaw - no links to Ms. O'Gara or Mr. Wallace from me. I'm still kind of dumbfounded at the audacity of Mr. Wallace, but wonder if he has an angle that might have a slim chance of prevailing." This Google search reveals some of Daniel Wallace's views on the GPL.

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  1. They took yer job! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're just mad because you tk ther jeb!

    1. Re:They took yer job! by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear sirs,

      I am writing to express my outrage at the way your freedoms impose unfair limitations on my freedom to limit your freedoms.

      Also it looks like you might be having more fun than me. You will be hearing from my lawyers!

    2. Re:They took yer job! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny
      Let's unfairly fix the price at...

      ZERO!

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    3. Re:They took yer job! by Alien+Being · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, we'll make up for it with high volume.

    4. Re:They took yer job! by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're just mad because you tk ther jeb!

      Someone team-killed Jeb Bush? This is the games section right? Oh, wait...

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    5. Re:They took yer job! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Sorry, buddy, you replied to the wrong article - the gay marriage one is over that way.

    6. Re:They took yer job! by nametaken · · Score: 4, Funny


      Yeah and we must be guilty of dumping goods and services in the market at below cost to take marketshare.

      You dirty, dirty volunteers.

    7. Re:They took yer job! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hear their next lawsuit is on behalf of building contractors against Habitat for Humanity. Stallman and Carter: two sides of the same Commie coin.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    8. Re:They took yer job! by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 3, Funny

      That, and they track you for life via GPS.

    9. Re:They took yer job! by iainl · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I make a 'witty' tk comment about the number of Blue-On-Blue incidents that have happened in his brother's excursion to Iraq, I'll get modded as Flamebait, won't I?

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    10. Re:They took yer job! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mine was independently developed in a clean-room environment, I swear!

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      The enemies of Democracy are
  2. Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...are you telling me it isn't a price fixing scheme?

  3. Well, it was broken after all. by deathcloset · · Score: 4, Funny

    what's so bad about fixing the price of software?

  4. In other news: by elid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bottled watter companies file lawsuit that running tap water is a price fixing scheme! Oxygen tank manufacturers claim air is a price fixing scheme! Recording Industry says making your own music is a price fixing scheme!

  5. Crack Tram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is a crack tram anything like a crack house? On wheels maybe?

  6. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's sue the Mozilla Foundation because they're obviously plotting to overthrow Microsoft and IE! The competition isn't right! Oh wait...

  7. Re:Springer show. by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 2, Funny

    well actually the real surprise was the lack of spelling errors!

    Actually, it said the two were a "crack tram" at first and as of right now still says Mr. O'Gara and Ms. Wallace.

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    Thinkin' Lincoln - a web comic of presidential proportions
  8. Want a good laugh? by shades66 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Read the complaint that is linked in the groklaw story.. (http://www.groklaw.net/pdf/Wallace-Complaint.pdf)

    It starts out as "The Plaintiff Daniel Wallace......"

    and in the damages section changes to "The Defendant Daniel Wallace..."

    what a moron..

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    1. Re:Want a good laugh? by LightningBolt! · · Score: 5, Funny
      He could brush up on his geography skills too...

      Defendant FREE SOFTWARE FOUNDATION INC. is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization based in the State of Maine with mailing address:

      Free Software Foundation
      59 Temple Place, Suit 330
      Boston, MA 02111-1307

      Moran.
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  9. GPS All GPL Software Authors! by ThatDamnMurphyGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they should GPS track all GPL software authors. Then businesses can see what GPL users are in the registry and track their movements. :-)

    (Seriously. The only time GPL hurts businesses is when they use code and don't honor the GPL. Their their own stupid ass mistakes.)

  10. If you don't like GPL software... by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, if you don't like GPL software, don't buy it.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  11. Re:This is too funny! by derrith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Price-fixing your foot goes against the sole of the GPL

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    why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
  12. It's TOTALLY price fixing! by raehl · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just like those Habitat for Humanity bastards, conspiring to drive down the wages of building contractors!

  13. Re:Yes, but ... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 2, Funny

    Software at 0, TCO to infinity aaaand beyooond... Or possibly approaching 0 so all software engineers can do what they're really trained to do - play Quake...

  14. Ianal, but... by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Motion to dimiss your honor. The plantiff is clearly on drugs."

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:Ianal, but... by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or you can use the following brief, which actually won a case (My mother, who is a lawyer, saw this one):

      Dear Honorable ______,

      Plaintiff has got to be kidding.

      Respectfully submitted,
      ________________
      Attorneys at Law

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  15. Re:Rob Sokolowski by pinchhazard · · Score: 3, Funny
    Feel free to give Mr. Wallace a ring if you disagree with his assesment of the GPL

    908-835-1387

    That number has been disconnected now. The telco message is saying calls are "now being taken by 610.438.2241"

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  16. Price Fixing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually the one and only price fixing we saw imposed on a GPLed product was the $699 license by SCO.

  17. Re:Springer show. by Soko · · Score: 4, Funny

    have ganged up once again to protect thier version of ...

    Oh damn. I have to remember...

    "I" before "E", except after c, or before you hit the bloody Submit button.

    *bangs head off desk a couple of times

    Soko

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    "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
  18. Re:Springer show. by Zak3056 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, it said the two were a "crack tram" at first

    This isn't an error. "Crack tram" refers to the vehicle they were riding in when they came up with this...

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    What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
  19. Re:This is too funny! by conteXXt · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you use FOSS Baby Jesus Weeps.

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  20. three letters: T - C - O by radarsat1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait a minute! HOLD THE TRAIN.

    I'm confused now. I've been reviewing all these reports that Linux has a greater total cost of ownership. So damn. What's this? Now it's unfairly fixing the price too low?
    I don't get it! What am I missing here???

    Someone help a poor capitalist out...

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    Moral of the story: You can't have your cake and eat it too.

  21. They all got it wrong! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's not a "price fixing" scheme - it's a plan to meet chicks!

    Obviously, it's so inept it fulfilling that end, that it can be mistaken for nearly anything.

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    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  22. Thank you. This brightened my day. by ishmalius · · Score: 3, Funny
    After a slow and tiresome and unproductive day that I had today, it is such a nice gift that you give. The sheer absurdity of these people is gorgeous. They seem to portray the members of the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. Any problems that I might have pale in comparison to the chaos in these characters' tortured minds.

    I feel much better now. Thank you! ^^

  23. Interesting choice of venue by Dr.+Mu · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's interesting that they should bring this suit in Indiana. Who knows? Such a crackpot idea might get a sympathetic hearing there. After all, Indiana is the state which, in 1897, tried to legislate the value of pi .

    Disclaimer: I grew up in Indiana. I don't live there any more.

    1. Re:Interesting choice of venue by deanj · · Score: 1, Funny

      Uh, dude... it's not 1897 anymore....

  24. Re:Slim chance of winning? by compm375 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did you read the article? Everyone will be forced to use GPL code because proprietary vendors will be out of business.

  25. Re:Communism by ikkonoishi · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is because slashdot is moderated by monkeys and monkeys like bananas.

  26. Lawsuit Says Freedom is a Price-Fixing Scheme by rewinn · · Score: 2, Funny

    A huge volume of information is given away on the Internet for free!

    The other day, I saw some kids in a parking lot telling each other dirty jokes without charging a fee!

    Then there was Amy in high school; everyone says she gave away something for free, but I never found out what it was.

    Giving stuff away free harms people who would like to sell it, and must stop immediately!

  27. Re:Slim chance of winning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yet 90%+ of the OSS software out there is nothing more than a duplication of other OSS software.

    And you are a very close duplication of others like yourself. Hopefully, in time, evolution will remove certain duplicates.

    Sincerely,

    Darwin's Ghost

  28. Re:Slim chance of winning? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Let me know when the human race has eliminated that last one. It should happen slightly after the sun goes cold."

    No - it should happen sometime in this century.

    Of course, it means eliminating humans - but what's the problem with that?

    It's not like they have any intrinsic value, after all.

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  29. Re:Communism by Heidistein · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, give banana!