George Dantzig, 1914-2005
Markus Registrada writes "George Dantzig, the inventor of the Simplex method for solving Linear Programming problems, died on May 13. He was also the now-legendary student who turned in solutions for what he had taken to be a homework assignment, only to find out they had been posted as examples of what were suspected to be unsolvable problems."
Goodbye, dear friend.
We hardly knew ye.
And we certainly had no idea what you were talking about.
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At least his teachers knew he wasn't cheating.
R.I.P., Dude.
"Linear programming" (as well as "mathematical programming", "convex programming", etc.) has little to do with computer programming. It's about finding the solution to problems like maximize f(x) subject to restrictions r1(x)=0 .. rn(x)=0, r1(x)>0... rn(x)>0.
Incidentally, the Simplex method -- unlike differential calculus-based methods for more general problems like the Kuhn-Tucker method -- is quite programmable on a computer, and quite efficient.
Here's a FAQ: http://www-unix.mcs.anl.gov/otc/Guide/faq/linear-p rogramming-faq.html
What is most interesting about LP is not that it is just a method of finding the solution to a problem, but that it extends in range over many diverse fields from (obviously) computer programming to fields such as economics and even business planning.
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"Dr. Khachiyan proposed using an ellipsoid algorithm in approaching theoretical problems believed to be too demanding for the simplex method"
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/22/nyregion/22khac
It's always sad when a great scientific mind dies. And I recall, just recently, someone was joking about using the simplex method to find the best seat in a theater to see Star Wars.
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If so, George has certainly earned a look at The Book. (The one containing all possible mathematical theorems...)
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I am actually doing part of my PhD on Linear Programming and the Simplex method. This guy was very smart to come up with what he did!
The real world application that the simplex method has is HUGE. I think he has made everyones life a little bit better although most people wouldnt realise it.
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"He was also the now-legendary student who turned in solutions for what he had taken to be a homework assignment, only to find out they had been posted as examples of what were suspected to be unsolvable problems."
How to get a date?
Now this is why I read Slashdot - where else can you get such a diverse range of people, and pick up wonderful little tidbits like the true story behind that wonderful legend about solving unsolved problems? Sure, it's available on Snopes for you to find if you know what you're looking for, but asking the right question is often a lot harder than the answer, as best illustrated bythe Hitch Hiker's guide: Meaning of life=42, Question=???. (Hey, perhaps if they'd put that up on the board, he might have been able to solve that as well!)
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"examples of what were suspected to be unsolvable problems" No big deal, I do unsolvable homework problems all the time.
If he was so smart, why did he make the mistake of thinking it was homework?
Since neither link indicated that Mr. Dantzig had actually died, here is a link to the San Jose Mercury News article on him.
this semester i learned this wonderful method for solving linear programs... the demonstration is so complicated. He must be one of those great minds that make the human being something that worth.
Optimal path choice if we assign costs to each path (Very handy for logistics.)
Works really well with game theory and optimal strategies.
Quadratic programming builds on this and can be used to determine the optimal portfolio using Markowitz mean-variance.
That's all I can think of for now, but there are plenty more applications. Linear programming has to be one of the most handy areas of math and easiest for optimization problems.
Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.
Quadratic Programming is used in solving portfolio optimisation problems, a mathematical way to ensure a portfolio of risky assets are diversified.
:P
Well, to backtrack a bit, we can use linear programming for making predictions "pragmatically". Think the lame old spreadsheet neural net
I mean, saying that linear programming has little to do with computing kind of slaps the best program ever made in its face.
The Spread Sheet (I default to Excel, but insert you fav modern flavor)
Excel is probably the most powerful, robust, versatile, used for everything and the kitchen sink, program ever created. It's a freaking Swiss army knife, and it's because of Linear Programming.
We may not directly use it (ever), but Linear Programming has shaped modern computing as we know it.
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what the hell are you talking about
"Orthodoxy means not thinking--not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness." --Eric Blair
all that fancy computer work and it still took 10 days for news of his death to hit slashdot!
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What happend to me was the opposite.
A few years ago my math teacher gave us an exam with one particular problem that I couldn't solve. (Apparently a typo or misplaced sign made a rather simple problem into an unsolvable one).
So I went to the library, researched on the problem, and found out it was unsolvable. I PROVED IT mathematically, but the teacher didn't believe me.
And my grade wasn't changed! Doesn't that suck!?
Lesson to be learned: Life's not fair. SPECIALLY with underpaid teachers designing the exams. Hmph.
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Linear programming was among the first "real" applications of digital computers. I saw Dantzig give a talk about it at an INFORMS conference back in the 1980s.
t ml.) It seems that Von Neumann understood everything pretty much immediately, and even derived the dual solution to LP in the first sitting.
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It seems that in a visit to Von Neumann in 1947 he described LP and the simplex method a bit. (See http://www.pupress.princeton.edu/chapters/i7802.h
I suppose we all know what Von Neumann did next
I can't help but think if he ever would have solved those problems had he been taught first that they were unsolvable??
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Am I the onlyone who read this and initially thought something along the lines of "what does Glenn Danzig have to do with Pi"?
If something is unsolvable, coming up a solution is definately impossible. If now we see a solution, that means the person should not have claimed unsolvable. It is at most "no solution to date", like P=?NP.
No kidding. Out of morbid curiosity I went back through this guy's posts. Not all are as bad as this one, but few make any more sense. The guy is either an incredibly eccentric troll, a complete idiot, or totally fucking batshit insane.
There for a second, I thought all hope for a Misfits reunion was lost.
College Mathematics Journal, 1986, 16(4), 292-314
Am I the onlyone who read this and initially thought something along the lines of "what does Glenn Danzig have to do with Pi"?
Nope.
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AND... Why does it show Einstein next to the Pi next to the article? ---- Your dogma ran over my karma, so now you have to mod me up, or I'll call the poundma.
May 13th? Well Happy Birthday to me :(
On a side note: This year May 13th was also a Friday.
*puts on tinfoil hat*
That guy from the misfits died?!?!
None of his solo stuff after he left the Misfits was any good.
"Muthaaa!" indeed.
Well folks, I'm an accountant. You can have all the fun you want about having an accountant here, but that's the way it is. In Argentina, where I come from, that was the best way to land a management position in no time, which I'm still waiting for.
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All that aside, I love technology in all its forms, just in case.
Studying my 4th year, we've been teached LP, as a way to solve transport route problems, and minimum stock estimates, optimizing resources and stuff, in an assignment called "Operations Research".
I hope one of my fellow students will read this, but I really doubt an graduate from Facultad de Ciencias Economicas - Universidad Nacional de Cordoba would read
We always dreamed about finding the damn mf that invented the simplex method, but the net was far from being an accesible thing those days, so now that I find out about Dantzig, I'm kinda sad. There was a time when I would have cursed his family and chased him if he was within reach, but now I pay him honors, as one of many bright minds that go by unnoticed for students and developing minds all over the world.
My respect
I just read
Kids in a second grade class in Brunswick, Germany were asked to sum all integers from 1 to 100. That should have kept them busy for a while but some 8-year old boy - son of a peasant gardener - said in bored voice: "the result is 5050 of course, 50 times 101 ". His name was Gauss.
I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
This is the same feeling I got when studying Physics 2 with no in-depth lecture and a poorly written book. Einstien's theory of relativity just makes rules about what cannot be, and when you look at things as if they cannot happen, usually they dont.
I guess it can be summed up by "choose your battles" although that is a fairly passivist theology.
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At least his killa knew he wasn't spendin'.
R.I.P., Dude.
I'm sad to say Leonid Khachiyan also died recently. He proved that linear programming can be solved in polynomial time with the ellipsoid method. I took a class on algorithms from him many years ago at Rutgers. He was an excellent teacher, and he will be missed.
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Another thing I'll remember him for is his interesting exercise in urban design Compact City
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Nothing. Slashdot's "upgrade" is putting comments on the wrong thread on the wrong story, because they can't program any better than they can spell. Editors are now mass-moderating hundreds of comments "Overrated" to hide their fuckup.
I only studied linear programming at the undergraduate level, but as I understood it simplex implementations have been around for a very long time and have been tweaked to within an inch of their life. Briefly and approximately, are you working an improved simplex implementation, or some new application for linear programming?
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The military value of Simplex was simple. Resources cost money. Lots of money. You also, generally, don't have that many of them. You desperately need to get them to as many missions as possible in the shortest time (allowing for flight times to and from zones, refuelling, etc), allowing for repairs and replacements.
You've also got to find the optimum distribution of fuel, weapons, bases, etc. as the further these places are from where they need to be, the greater the risks (travel is dangerous) and the greater the delays.
Simplex is not "ideal" for a problem of this complexity, but it does a hell of a lot better than guesswork and pencil & paper solutions on the back of an envelope, which is what the British War Office was often reduced to in World War II. They had RADAR, which helped for defence, but offense was substantially more problematic.
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What is most interesting about (addition | multiplication | exponential decay | negative numbers | fractions | any_other-math-thingy) is not that it is just a method of finding the solution to a problem, but that it extends in range over many diverse fields from (obviously) computer programming to fields such as economics and even business planning.
[/sarcasm] The fact that LP is useful outside of CS is totally unsurprising.
I remember taking my required Probablistic Models in Operations Research course back in 2003. I wasnt doing too well in the class and miserably failed my first test. The second half the semester was spent on the simplex method. I remember the class before the test our professor, rather than reviewing decided to mention the names of some prominent Mathematicians. George Dantzing was one of them. How I despised him at the time for nearly ruining my academic life! I would always screw up some thing while trying to do the simplex method. The pivot tables etc. Just too much to keep track of in my head I suppose. I studied my ass off to learn the simplex method. One hour before the exam, I had figured it out. I was so happy that I went searching for a program for my ti89 calculator to check my answers. Low and behold victory was mine!! I will never forget that day cause I strugged so much to learn the simplex. Only later did I realize the significance of what this man had done. RIP
The question mark!
Did you know subscribers can see articles in the future? Holy shit!
I'm hoping for the "totally fucking batshit insane"...hell, i'd even settle for "mostly underwear-outside-his-pants insane" or even "somewhat claims-he-invented-the-question-mark insane"
...God knows we don't have enough crazy people. :)
It shouldn't be a surprise if you think about it. Linear programming is the simplest generic form of constrained optimization -- the objective function is linear, all the constraints are linear, and that's it. Once you have figured out how to solve the simple case efficiently, you can use it as a basis to develop solutions for more complicated problems.
And of course, optimization is found everywhere you want to do something in the cheapest, fastest, or otherwise most effective way possible. Sometimes you can make an accurate non-linear model that is solvable, but most of the time you need to simplify the situation. Once you simplify enough, you'll end up with the simplest possible objective function and constraints, in other word, a linear programming problem.
Wikipedia's article on Dantzig. Still a bit thin, but contributors are of course welcome to add up to it!
Quantum hacker.
...if you had a unique goal function and linear equations perhaps. First of all, you are playing against an opponent, so the optimal strategy will depend on his strategy. If they have done this well, there should be a "scissors-paper-rock" balance with no dominant strategy. Secondly, the strength of a battle group is not linear (that is why you have a certain mix of heavy fortifications, long-range artillery, light troopers etc etc). It's not like you can describe it as A*x1+B*x2+C*x3.... = strength, because any one troop type alone would probably be wiped out quickly (unless you have a dominant type, which would make the game rather silly).
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What doesn't Glenn have to do with Pi?? But I guess only a fan would know that... sheesh ;)
Not only a great mathematician, but he could really rock out. His song "Mother" will always be a classic.
You are all missing a very vital and important point here.
HE DIED ON FRIDAY THE 13th!
Dear god, when will the madness end? When will we do something about these evil days? Sure, Ashcroft deals with the evil black cats (or was it calico), but what did he do about the terrorism that is friday the 13th?!
DEAR GOD, MY FELLOW AMERICANS, WON'T YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
(And the elderly scientists).
heal my unsolvable equations!
Does anybody see anything wrong with this picture? Died on May 13th... Today's date: May 23rd
To me it seems as though there was a 10 day delay. Did it take that long to realize who this guy was?
What I find interesting is that his father Tobias Dantzig. Ol' Tobias was a Russian mathematician, was a student of Henri Poincaré at the Sorbonne and the author of NUMBER: The Language of Science.
As a physics major, and grad student I bumped into a couple of three fellow students in physics that were down right scary. In all three instances they came from academic families and had *very* strong backgrounds in the subject.
One of these guys had a dad who was a professor of physics, and a mother who was a professor of mathematics. This dude graduated college Summa Cum Laude (he had a 4.0) in three years with a double major in physics and math. He was a really nice guy, quite athletic, and ---drum roll please-- dated regularly.
One seriously scary dude...
One day I said something to one of my physics profs about the dude and my prof told me about his background. My prof who was 'grand old man' of the department point out that having a background such as this fellow had put him at *great* advantage with respect to other students.
My prof was not putting the fellow down. He's point was the the fellow was without question quite gifted, but those gifts would not have been realized without his background.
"Oh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex, I could pinch them." --Marvin the Martian
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For years, I had confused the parable of the prodigal student with that of David Huffman (of the ubiquitous huffman code). But the story is very similar. He said that he never felt famous until he saw his code spelled with a small 'h'.
You can approximate a non-linear system using multiple linear prices. You might have A*x1^3+B*x2^2+SUM(KiXi). But the A and B terms can be broken down to multiple linear lines so that Ax1^3 = SUM(Aj*x1j) and Bx2^2 = SUM(Bj*x2j). It wouldn't be too hard because you are dealing with integers. You can't have half a unit, you got one fighting or not.
Anyway, that could become too complex. You would probably have a simple dummied down approach. Although the answer is optimized for the simple problem, it will give you much insight into the input parameters that you can use in your overall strategy (like there is a really high chance I will win this battle with half my troops...). It would definetly give you a major leg up against a human opp who needs to what you do AND what the program is doing.
because he'd sing about killing babies and raping mothers. funny shit, y'all. he'll be missed.
Did you miss the "George Dantzig, 1914-2005" title?
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I better post this now since there will probably never be another opportunity to post this and still be ON TOPIC!
My Master's thesis compared Simplex Method algorithms. I can almost remember the many nights I fell asleep (quickly) reading the research material.
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To-morrow, n to-morrow, n to-morrow,
Creeps in this P-E-Double-Tizzy pizzle fizzle day ta day
To tha last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way ta dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a rhymin' shadow, a poor gangsta
That struts n frets his hizzle upon tha stage
And tizzle is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, F-to-tha-izzull of sound n fury,
Signify'n mobbin'.
Simplex says turn around. Simplex says go out the door. Simplex says make a right. Simplex says walk to next door. Simplex says go through door. Simplex says sit in middle. Simplex says enjoy Hitchhiker's Guide.
You think Gentoo zealots are annoying? Imagine hearing that buying Windows is like crucifying Jesus and that Trinity and Morpheus don't like it, either.
I've actually been spending the past few weeks trying to figure out how to apply Dantzig-Wolfe decomposition to one of my optimization problems. I usually feel pretty smart, but once I start reading papers about this stuff, I get the distinct feeling that I may actually be very,very stupid.
But Glenn Danzig will continue on with Black Aria II:
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The follow up to 1993's "Black Aria" which reached the #1 position on Billboard's Classical chart.
"Black Aria II" focuses on Lilith, a mythical figure and Eve's predecessor as the first wife of Adam who has come to symbolize female independence and rebellion. It is said that Lilith was banished to the desert, had sex with demons, brought plagues to the Earth, and, taking on the form of a serpent, seduced Eve to eat the fateful apple. "Black Aria II" was produced by Danzig. An early summer 2005 release on Danzig's Evilive label is expected.
You'll either really love it, or really hate it. There doesn't seem to be any in-between.
"This record has no failings; the reason some people are disappointed in it is because of something they lack, not because Black Aria lacks anything. So be aware that this album is a test, a test for the existence of a soul. If you possess a soul, you will find that this recording will give it new wings. If you lack a soul, you will find that this recording will cast you down into the pit, never to rise again. You have been warned."
"A Soundtrack to Last War On Earth?"
"If you have been searching for the perfect ritual musick, look into this one. Here is an exceptional work which will effectively aid to bring many successful Magical operations. The cover is graced by an incubus demon, & an angel in romantic rapport. To listen & absorb this etherial & carnal opus is to trancend the earth plane, & sail across the heavenly spheres. One is taken deep into the cavernous wombs of the earth, & to the highest mountaintops, even unto the very depths of the soul. This is sonic darkness..."
"That's the weird paradox I feel when I listen to Black Aria-I don't like it and it's not long enough."
"If you are familiar with Glenn Danzigs prior work then this will become a bit of a shock for you. This album is purely instrumental with some background female vocals that are truly moving. I would not classify it as Rock, but Ambient. This is truly a beautiful piece of art that he has put together with this album. I had a very hard time finding it because there were only a limited number of them released the first time, I was ecstatic to find that it had been re-released."
"One of the greatest cds ever recorded"
"Danzig at his best!"
"This is Not Typical Danzig - It's Better!"
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Then again, other people say:
"Easily the worst cd of all time"
"Total rubbish!"
Oops, wrong Dantzig guy... Sorry.
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He figured it was just a prediction. The year is still young.
Yes. The rest of us were wondering what George Dantzig has to do with Pi.
Simplex has pretty crappy taste in movies.
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I heard this story about the "unsolvable" problem mistakenly done as homework from my junior year algebra teacher in high school and wished I could get something like that to happen but all he ever put on the board was a series of quadratic equations that no one in class noticed were linked by variables and values. We ended up piecemeal solving a problem for him for his brush-up night course at university. RIP...
If my grammar and spelling are off, I am [distracted/tired/careless] (take your pick)
The statement was more in regard to the fact that the "programming" in linear programming does not refer to computer programming, but to an obscure/obsolete military usage of the term.
Of course you can use computers to perform LP. Then again, you can use computers to play chess as well, and no one would dispute that chess has little to do with computing.
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ICT issues? Not anymore.
Not since Slate (created to take out Salon) has taken over content in that area. But that's not alone, Chairman Bill's foundation dumps many hundreds of thousands of dollars on NPR each year. Probably those 'donations' have strings attached if places like India, Australia show us anything.
Beta is broken and the link to classic doesn't work. Stop wasting our time or there won't be anybody left here.
Excel is probably the most powerful, robust, versatile, used for everything and the kitchen sink, program ever created.
be careful saying this on Slashdot, you're likely to get skewered by the Emacs fanboys
Not that it matters to anyone but me, but I really don't see how a student can be so out of touch with coursework that they could solve unsolvable problems and not realize that they were a bit tougher than usual.
Maybe it was the course's first homework, but I suspect he just thought it would be a funny way to stroke his own ego.
Find min(R) where R is the distance from the center of the theatre. KISS is my co-pilot.
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
.. I forgot that there are contraints on the problem - no climbing over seat and spilling your drinks on people. You could formulate it as an LP, then, maybe with each variable as a row in the theatre. Have to dif out my old textbooks . . .
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
I remember his Masters' Thesis defense well. At one point he made an assertion and proceeded to use it as the basis for a greater proof. He was interrupted by one of his examiners, who noted something to the effect that he hadn't mentioned that his proof was conditional on the "blah" conjecture having been proved.
He stopped, looked somewhat confused, and then a look of understanding and pride swept across his face. In his halting English he responded, "No. Wait. I prove. Last week. I have preprint of paper. Want see?" (Yes, he did, and it turned out to be correct).
As I recall, there were two more such incidents during his defense, which lasted about two hours.
Needless to say, his thesis was accepted as submitted (which is rare: most Masters' thesis are accept "with minor modification" (as in, someone found a typo, or an uncited reference)). What's ironic is that he'd effectively had enough material for three PhDs in that Masters thesis.
He went on to a doctorate, and possibly a post-doc in Mathematics.
What's really scary is that he claimed to have an older brother who was much smarter than he was.
You could've hired me.
*cough* I have a hammer *cough* I see a nail.
Yes you can do things like databases in a spreadsheet. But you are not playing to its strengths. Just as you can do things like spreadsheets in a database. Again though you are not playing to its stengths.
Use the right tool for the right job.
For large blobs of data that need a relationship between them a database is it. For things like acounting type things excel is it...
I have setup acounting type systems in a database and it is a real drag. What would take about 10 mins to setup in excel takes several days of work in a db. On the inverse I have done db like things in excel and it is a real drag. What is like 10 mins of work in a db takes quite a bit of time to do in a spreadsheet.
You forgot to italicise Dantzig, which is not the same as Danzig. HTH.
Unfortunately the two links don't tell us what those uberhard problems were. Anybody know?
That is the funniest one-liner I've read here all year.
Simplex is also used for wavelet decomposition.