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Physicists Uncover TV Show Biases

Tsalg writes "Interesting to see what scientists can uncover from watching one of the silliest TV shows in Europe, where singers represent countries in a contest, and then countries vote for.. for what exactly? Well it was reported in a Nature article where the show was used as a barometer of European nations' feelings about their neighbours, that Britain is in harmony with Europe, Nordic countries fancy each others' stars, and France is out on a limb."

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  1. Lalah by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Watch the UK broadcast of it if you can get hold of it. The "host" has been doing it for years, he always comments on it and points it out every time people vote for "friends". It's been that way for years and always will be.

    Hell it's the best reason to watch for us in the UK. The back handed comments rock.

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    1. Re:Lalah by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      Terry Wogan rules (I'm assuming he's still the commentator, I left blighty in 88).

      Do they still do "It's a Knockout" there too? Wogan was brutally funny commenting on those shows too (especially the european finals).

    2. Re:Lalah by tuxette · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Yes, he's still the commentator. One of the best quotes the whole night was after Ukraine's performance (the Orange Revolution rap song): "I wonder how many votes that will get from Russia?"

      His comment about the winner - "a plain looking girl who has overcome her shyness for tonight" - was also priceless. As with his commentary about the Norwegian act - "Freddy Mercury will spin in his grave!"

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    3. Re:Lalah by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The UK is the only broadcast to not take the show seriously and that makes Terry Wogan's commentary the best part of the show. It's like a live version of MST3K.

    4. Re:Lalah by PeteDotNu · · Score: 1

      His name is Terry Wogan, and he's practically worshipped in the UK. He's one of the old-school presenters, from back when entertainment was wholesome and jolly good fun, and music wasn't just a bunch of kids making a noise.

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    5. Re:Lalah by RemovableBait · · Score: 5, Informative

      The host, Terry Wogan of BBC Radio 2, has to be the only reason I watch the Eurovision Song Contest. As a UK resident too, it is one of the silliest programs we have on our schedule -- and we continue to humiliate ourselves year after year.

      This year, we lost out right at the bottom, with only 18 points. Compare that to a Moldovan granny banging a drum, which sailed on to 6th place with 128 points. And, before you ask, the granny in question was beating the drum from a rocking chair on stage. The commentary before and after that little number was hilarious.

      The real problem with Eurovision, is the underlying politics. The Eastern European and Baltic Countries cannot dismiss this as a singing competition. They instead fight furiously for votes, and vote for the neighbours whenever possible. This is what is turning the whole competition into a farce... the Baltic 'block voting' means that the 4 primary contributors to the European economy (France, UK, Germany and Spain) are the last 4 on the leaderboard -- year after year.

      I makes me wonder exactly why we continue this ridiculous tradition -- Greece gives 12 points to Cyprus, Cyprus gives 12 points to Greece, and on and on... Quite frankly also, the singing was abysmal -- I can sing better when drunk than the winning entry this year, and that is saying something.

    6. Re:Lalah by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What timezone are you in? The show was broadcast 2 days ago.

      The most interesting part for me was seeing things like Turkey giving Greece maximum points, and Serbia and Croatia giving each other a lot of points (hey, the war was a good 10 years ago).

      The Germans coming last (less than half the points of anyone else) also provoked a bit of national soul-searching. Only a bit though :-)

      Oh yes, and when I drove home that night there were some cars on the road beeping their horns with massive Greek flags being waved from the passenger's side. Looks like it was important to someone.

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    7. Re:Lalah by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I makes me wonder exactly why we continue this ridiculous tradition"

      Umm, because previously European matters of national pride (read "pissing contests") were settled (or not) with guns and bombs.

      Stick with the dumb TV contests - fewer refugees that way, and it will allow Europeans to hold on to their self image as peaceful, war hating types.

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    8. Re:Lalah by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Incidentally, if Britain is "in harmony with Europe", how come we only got points from Ireland and Malta, eh? And we had to give Malta a medal to get those...

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    9. Re:Lalah by siriuskase · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Is this going to be the next European TV show that gets imported to the US? I can imagine, state vs state, backhanded compliments to who? Alabama? 50 is a lot of states, maybe they will do regions.

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    10. Re:Lalah by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I thought it was Wogan but theres so many of them people (Bob monk house etc.) they all seem to merge and I didn't want to get it wrong.

      But yea we're getting owned but that just proves Europe hated the war no?

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    11. Re:Lalah by RemovableBait · · Score: 3, Informative

      Exactly. Remember a couple of years ago when we got zero? That was just months after we went to war with Iraq, much to Europe's annoyance. Coincidence? I think not.

    12. Re:Lalah by gowen · · Score: 1

      I have Greek friends who took almost no interest in the Olympics, or Greece's triumph in Euro 2004, but were ecstatic over winning Eurovision....

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    13. Re:Lalah by David+Horn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah - Terry Wogan. The man no longer welcome in Denmark after he called their hosts "Dr Death and the Tooth Fairy."

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    14. Re:Lalah by lurkwarbler · · Score: 1

      And Cyprus and Turkey. OK, we have traditional commonwealth ties with Cyprus and Malta, and the Irish connection is obvious, but I fear that the only reason why Turkey gave us a point is that they liked our song. That's almost too bizarre to contemplate.

      It's also true that our singer, Javine, was far from top form, having recently had a sore throat and all that. Can't help feeling that an eight-months-pregnant Jordan (the singer, not the country, wise guys) would've scored more.

    15. Re:Lalah by gowen · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      I fear that the only reason why Turkey gave us a point is that they liked our song. That's almost too bizarre to contemplate.
      Well, it did have that Middle-Eastern melodic feel to it... Maybe that's what they responded to.

      Oh yes, I somehow merged Malta and Cyprus in my head. I'm glad Jordan wasn't involved, people like that should be starved of the oxygen of publicity. (Whereas Peter Andre should merely be starved of oxygen.)
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    16. Re:Lalah by k98sven · · Score: 4, Informative

      This year, we lost out right at the bottom, with only 18 points. Compare that to a Moldovan granny banging a drum, which sailed on to 6th place with 128 points.

      You can't quite blame that on friendship voting though. (I.e. they got points from a lot more places than just their neighbors)

      The group in question (Zdob si Zdub), is an established group in East Europe (4 albums), with several hits and are pretty well known in Russia, the Ukraine, Belarus, Romania, Hungary, etc.

      Like them or not, a lot of East Europe does and that's more of a cultural thing than a friendship thing.

      Friendship only goes so far too.. Norway only gave Sweden (who's song totally sucked) a single point.

    17. Re:Lalah by RemovableBait · · Score: 1

      No, but you can't question the Greece-Cyprus voting, the Spain-Portugal voting, the Switzerland-Estonia voting this year... etc, etc.

    18. Re:Lalah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      The US is a nanny state! LOL! What planet are you living on?

      The Earth, in the United States where:

      1. We have seatbelt laws.
      2. We have helmet laws for motorcycle riders in most states.
      3. We have all kinds of new airport security measures (and expenses) which have done nothing to improve airport security.
      4. We have laws limiting the substances we can put in our own bodies.
      5. We have laws hindering us from defending ourselves, only the state is qualified to do that.
      6. We have laws preventing us from terminating our own lives if terminally ill.

      In short, we have a government who sees fit to pass a law (effective or not) as a knee jerk reaction to any problem, particularly "safety related" problems. Education, or personal responsibility, aren't options - citizens aren't capable of making smart decisions, the government must do it for them. (As an aside, can you even say how many laws affect you, much less what they all are?)

      Nanny state.

    19. Re:Lalah by sebi · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The UK is the only broadcast to not take the show seriously [...]

      And how the fuck would you know that? Have you seen every single broadcast? From every single European Broadcast Union member? Well done.

    20. Re:Lalah by Peturbed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I do find it quite funny that the four financing countries (Spain, Great Britain, France and Germany) all came in last. The smaller countries take it very seriously, one of their spokespersons even said it was "Europes finest event". This at a stark contrast to the UK, where we all think its a bit of a joke. Wogan is the only reason to watch, he's fantastic.

    21. Re:Lalah by Nicson · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed to hear the same line everywhere : "block voting" here... "regional voting" there... "Not voting for a song, but for a country" blah blah...

      Am I the only one thinking that this behaviour is absolutely normal ?

      See, a Finn is more likely to appreciate a Swede's song than a Romanian one - yep, that's cultural: they're closer, and *of course* more likely to have similar tastes.

      The quality of the songs *do* have an influence, but cultural proximities implies this kind of behaviour.

      Just my 0.2 (euro) cents...
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    22. Re:Lalah by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      We don't pretend to be peaceful and war hating, I thought that was the USA's job.

      No, Europe were the bloodiest set of warmongers on the planet. Britain happened to be rather good at it.

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    23. Re:Lalah by RexxFiend · · Score: 1

      Either that or the Togmeister isn't the only one capable of sarcasm.

      btw is it just my connection or is this thread mixed up with the one about Cuba? It's making for some surreal reading.

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    24. Re:Lalah by RemovableBait · · Score: 1

      Both.

    25. Re:Lalah by The+Mgt · · Score: 1

      because previously European matters of national pride (read "pissing contests") were settled (or not) with guns and bombs.

      See also Jeux sans Frontieres

    26. Re:Lalah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You can add Norway to that list. The commentator is mean

      Highlights from this year's contest:

      - "If you thought that was bad, you have no idea what's waiting for you"

      - "The performers are usually part of the Belarussian TV-orchestra and that's where they should've stayed"

      - "I love his evening gown... I wonder if Beckham got one yet"

      - "I love the Netherlands as a pop country, which makes it even more disappointing when I see this"

      - "This is just boring"

      - Macedonia's singer was called a spolied daddy's boy (or whatever the english equivalent is)

      - "Less charisma then a book shelf from Ikea"

    27. Re:Lalah by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1
      I makes me wonder exactly why we continue this ridiculous tradition

      As long as noone other than willing participants get hurt I am all in favour of ridiculous traditions (like rolling down a hill after a wheel of cheese, for example).

    28. Re:Lalah by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      At least they sent in someone established and popular!

      I'd like to apologize for the german entry.

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    29. Re:Lalah by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Terry Wogan is also mentioned briefly in a song from the Goldie Lookin' Chain. Guess he's some kind of pop culture figure.

    30. Re:Lalah by Echnin · · Score: 1

      In Norway we have pretty much the same commentary each year too. Mostly about how everyone sucks and how we want Sweden to lose extra much. :)

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    31. Re:Lalah by X-101 · · Score: 1

      The UK is the only broadcast to not take the show seriously Not quite. The French TV broadcast was also pretty funny. It was hosted by a couple of camp gay commentators who took the piss throughout and even had a good sing-song during the show.

    32. Re:Lalah by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      Greece gives 12 points to Cyprus, Cyprus gives 12 points to Greece, and on and on...

      However, this time round, Greece gave 12 points to Turkey. Even Terry Wogan was impressed "time was when they wouldn't give each other any points"

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    33. Re:Lalah by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      The war in Iraq didn't help, but the clincher was probably when the performers sang flat.

      I'm sure it was no coincidence that Britain never did well during the Thatcher years (with the term "Eurosceptic" no doubt hacking off many in Europe)

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    34. Re:Lalah by calculadoru · · Score: 1

      a Moldovan granny banging a drum

      speaking of which - has anyone got a torrent of that? Zdob si Zdub are a great band anyway, but the sight of granny beating the drum must have been incredibly funny. anyone? torrent?

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    35. Re:Lalah by eraserewind · · Score: 1

      Please explain why it is in any way unusual that people tend to prefer the music from the cultures that more closely resemble their own? (i.e. that of their neighbours)

    36. Re:Lalah by RemovableBait · · Score: 1

      Yes. Thats the other thing to note with Britain's crappy scores... we've had crappy performances.

      Take this years mess for example -- she was out of tune for half of the song, and the song itself wasn't enough to catch the attention of voters.

      What we've got to remember with Eurovision, the song must be catchy and must have initial impact... it can't grow on you, it doesn't have time to. People call and vote within an hour of hearing all the acts in rapid succession. Your song must stand out to be successful, and our choice this year wasn't good.

    37. Re:Lalah by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that your country ought to win because you are a main contributor to the european economy? Nah, Wogan is wrong. People vote for songs, not countries. Baltics just have a similar ... taste ... in music, that's about all there is to the conspiracy. And even if the voting was political, as opposed to just shared (bad) taste, that wouldn't turn the eurovision into a farce.

      The eurovision has been a farce since its conception.

      Fun, though. Oh, and that Moldovan granny with the drum sounds cool. Pity I missed it this year :-)

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    38. Re:Lalah by frostw · · Score: 1

      I don't think Terry Wogan ever commentated on It's a Knockout. Maybe you are thinking of Stuart "Hysterical" Hall

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    39. Re:Lalah by databyss · · Score: 1

      Yeah, most people don't consider where the artists are from either.

      For example, the Switzerland band was from Estonia (you'll notice Estonia gave them some good points), and the Greek singer was from Finnland.

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  2. Britain in harmony? by Aldric · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did they even bother to look at the result of the voting?

    1. Re:Britain in harmony? by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      I presume they mean we are equally unpopular throughout Europe.

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  3. That's *news*? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

    Wait, that's NEWS? Everyone in Europe at least already knows that, whether they watch the, um, show or not. :)

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    1. Re:That's *news*? by flubbergust · · Score: 1

      Not many people say they watch it but they do. I didnt watch (seriously, I didnt. I was at the movies watching SW) but other years I have done it. Normally it sucks so much. Its fun though to watch when they vote.

    2. Re:That's *news*? by cafard · · Score: 1

      Well, that maybe qualify as 'news' for the rest of the world...

      Even so, the article forgets to mention nakedness and breast size as a co-factor with geopolitic friendship.

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    3. Re:That's *news*? by ProfaneBaby · · Score: 1

      Except the last two singers left (this year) are both from red states....

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  4. IIWAP by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Interesting

    (If I Was A Physicist)...

    I would find a more scientific subject to study, you know, that is actually related to physics.

    1. Re:IIWAP by justforaday · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it's a typo. It should probably be "psychics"

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    2. Re:IIWAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If I was a physicist, I'd study whatever I was paid grants to study, and when companies and governments stopped paying me, I'd start studying interesting things.

    3. Re:IIWAP by Princeofcups · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > (If I Was A Physicist)...
      > I would find a more scientific subject to study, you know, that is actually related to physics.

      The study shows a bias in the statistics, that such a system is not stocastic. This is a good lesson for any physics researcher. Do you think all physics is quarks and quasars? It's much more mundane than you may realize.

      btw, my BA is in physics.

      jfs

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    4. Re:IIWAP by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      I would find a more scientific subject to study, you know, that is actually related to physics.

      IMHO, this "Javine" person pictured in TFA appears worthy of further study.

      Caption - "Javine is Britain's hope for winning this year's Eurovision song contest."

      Sub-caption - "She's no Moldovian granny banging a drum, but there you are."
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    5. Re:IIWAP by humina · · Score: 1
      Sweet.

      1. Show that a TV show has bad statistics
      2. get physics degree based on 1
      3. ???
      4. Profit

      Those are some big question-marks cause if that is how you spend your time developing your physics degree, your degree won't be worth much to profit from.

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  5. Feh... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Funny
    Ever since France has been at the forefront of social development with it's Revolution, it's always been sait that "it's out on a limb" by other less-advanced countries.

    But eventually, all other countries adopt the principles put forth by France.

    1. Re:Feh... by leathered · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ..like metric time and the Paris meridian?

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    2. Re:Feh... by Alarash · · Score: 1
      You can't deny that the French people is very chauvinistic. And I'm french so I can say that without any hatred.

      chauvinism

      1. Militant devotion to and glorification of one's country; fanatical patriotism.

      Not "fanatically" but more so than most of the other countries in the world. On a side note, I always fear when "France" or "French" is written in the news, because it usually ends up in a flamefest in the comments. Please behave, people!

    3. Re:Feh... by stlhawkeye · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Ever since France has been at the forefront of social development with it's Revolution, it's always been sait that "it's out on a limb" by other less-advanced countries.

      Which forefront are you talking about? The Revolution of 1789, which took place 14 years after the English colonies in North America had their revolution? Or when Napolean took over the Republic and abandoned it for another monarchy with his family in charge? Or when his son dissolved the second Republic and declared the French Empire? Or maybe you're thinking of the Vichy government's collaboration with the Nazis?

      France is many things, but a model of how to run a liberal utopia it is not. It's a nation with as complicated, confused, and self-contradictory a history as any other. It deserves neither the unqualified praise you imply in your post, nor the unqualified derision it receives from the American right.

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    4. Re:Feh... by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The American "Revolution" that didn't take place in a whole country and totally changed the way of government for it, but instead happened on a different continent, and didn't scratch the British monarchy in the slightest? Maybe you take your little uprising in the backwoods a tad too seriously? Ignoring how that would have ended if the French hadn't helped you...

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    5. Re:Feh... by jaymzter · · Score: 1

      It wasn't Napoleon's son, it was Napoleon III

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    6. Re:Feh... by ch-chuck · · Score: 4, Informative

      Speaking of which, I was re-waching my vhs tape of "Metropolis" (silent film made in 1927 about the future) and was amazed to spot a metric clock on the wall! (just did a search and found a shot of it.

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    7. Re:Feh... by mbbac · · Score: 1
      Which forefront are you talking about? The Revolution of 1789, which took place 14 years after the English colonies in North America had their revolution?
      Credit where it is due: the American Revolution wouldn't have succeeded without assistance from the French.

      You do have to give it to the French people for really taking the American Revolution to heart and starting their own. Perhaps it wasn't as decisive as the American one, but it seems that the French are responsible for ending monoarchies in Europe.
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    8. Re:Feh... by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      Well, for being French, I certainly hope other countries won't adopt our lame eurovision singer. :). She won't sing properly, she's not even known in France, she's from Israel. Should we care ?

      Seriously folks, I always enjoy a good French bashing thread on /. because that's always a good occasion to see how far and disconnected people are when thinking about foreigners.

      But hey, how can someone think that votes from a jury expresses the opinion of a NATION? Who do you think watch this Euroshit? ONLY GRANDMAS. Wake up.

      We have music. And we have trashmusic. You won't find real french music on TV, sorry.

      All in all, it has nothing to do with freedom of thoughts, revolution and lumieres, neighbor relations... It's only a stupid contest which replaces good TV shows one day each year so the TV stays off.

      The Nature article is only some more French-european-constitution-vote trolling. That's all, folks.

    9. Re:Feh... by kleinux · · Score: 1
      Credit where it is due: the American Revolution wouldn't have succeeded without assistance from the French.

      I love the scene in The Patriot where the French Major Jean Villeneuve brushes himself off before battle and turns to Benjamin Martin (Mel Gibson) and says ``if I die, then I will die well dresses.''
    10. Re:Feh... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Speaking of which, I was re-waching my vhs tape of "Metropolis" (silent film made in 1927 about the future) and was amazed to spot a metric clock on the wall! (just did a search and found a shot of it.

      Looking at the picture, I guess they couldn't find an actual metric clock. It has 10 "hours" marked out, but still 60 pips for the minutes. Of course this was nearly 80 years ago and the only way to "freeze frame" was with an editing machine, so the props guys probably didn't think that level of detail was necessary...

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    11. Re:Feh... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Which forefront are you talking about? The Revolution of 1789, which took place 14 years after the English colonies in North America had their revolution?
      The american revolution was a bourgeois revolution; that is, bourgeois revolting against laws that prevented them from doing commerce and against taxes. Therefore it does not qualify as a true "revolution", but is rather a jacquerie led by the rich.
      Or when Napolean took over the Republic and abandoned it for another monarchy with his family in charge? Or when his son dissolved the second Republic and declared the French Empire? Or maybe you're thinking of the Vichy government's collaboration with the Nazis?
      Those were right-wingers at work, much like Georges Bush after Clinton, Reagan after Carter or Margared Thatcher after... who was the labour prime minister before Maggie???
    12. Re:Feh... by eyeye · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps singing in french damaged their score.

      I not that Germany did the opposite by making a totally bland song in english where they sing about "dollars" - wtf?

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    13. Re:Feh... by mehgul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Baaaaahhh ! Come on ! I'm *also* French, but I actually live abroad since many years (and have been in different European countries), so maybe I have a better clue. The only people who believe their country is the most chauvinistic are really those who have not been abroad for a long time and cannot speak the language of the country they're in. Otherwise they'd quite get that people are not that much different in their way of thinking, at least accross Europe (indeed I believe all over the world). They'd read the local press, hear the local people, and see for themselves that the only real difference is that the French are just more *vocal*, so they chauvinism tends to show more.

      On the contrary, I have a tendency to think that the French are the most self-flogging people on the planet (although some other countries are quite good at it too) ! It doesn't preclude being chauvinistic, however, I still haven't found a country with such a high level of pessimism about itself.

    14. Re:Feh... by humina · · Score: 1
      I think you are missing the point of the poster. The point was that the American Revolution did not make a huge dent to British rule at the time. It wasn't until after the civil war, the rise of the modern corporation, and US military dominance after world war 2 that US Hegemony took root. There was no way to tell that the US would rise to have power to wage war anywhere opposed only by world public opinion. At the time of the American Revolution, world power was centered around the British Empire. A revolution in France at the time had a much greater impact on the current dominant empire, Britain.

      Today it's hard to ignore the American revolution because it gave birth to one of the greatest corporate controlled governments of our time. I say corporate controlled because both political parties listen to the corporations that pay money to reelection campaigns more than they do to voters. I'd go on about how my vote doesn't count anymore, but I'm getting seriously offtopic then.

      "I hope we shall take warning from the example [of England] and crush in it's [sic] birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial of strength and bid defiance to the laws our country."

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    15. Re:Feh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Please read hist post again, this time thinking what he is saying (and try to ignore the negative tone).

      You called it american REVOLUTION, and revolution as a word implies that rulers were changed, as well as the whole ruling system. This simply did not happen -- english king was not dethroned (or decapitated). It did obviously lead to part of the empire to declare (and win) its independence, but it was not really a revolution per se. I do agree in that the way this was said was unnecessarily hostile; it doesn't mean that the point wasn't valid.

      Of course this is a common misuse of the word; and some americans apparently think they need to exaggerate scope and significance of the change. That is a pity, since the event in and of itself should be good enough -- it's the basis of independence of the USA, and probably the single most important thing for USians (and quite significant as a world event as well). Why on earth would one need to add anything to that?

    16. Re:Feh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ignoring how that would have ended if the French hadn't helped you..

      We would have won a lot sooner.

    17. Re:Feh... by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      You might remember that a few years later, after France (temporarily) got rid of it's diminuitive British nemesis, England came back for a second round and got beaten again, cementing America's victories and guaranteeing it's manifest destiny after purchasing the bulk of French holdings (and driving colonial Europe (France, England, and Spain) out of the Western Hemisphere for good.

  6. Slightly out of date by tehshen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article was published on the 20th, which was one day before the yearly contest, making it a whole year out of date; the results were hardly surprising, though.

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  7. Nature? NATURE? by nurhussein · · Score: 1

    Wow, that's a new low. Nature sells out.

  8. To anyone else that read the article... by YakkityYak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was the information really lacking, or was it just me? The summary summed up everything that was to be said in the article itself.

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  9. As usual, Europeans do odd things better than US by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Funny

    This looks way more interesting than "American Idle," which isn't nearly as good as the original, "Eric Idle."

    David Letterman, though, does acknowledge that his very popular "Will It Float" segment is based on the original British "Is It Buoyant."

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  10. Stating the obvious by ultrasound · · Score: 1

    Terry Wogan has being saying this for years.

    Although I don't think that the UK is considered 'in harmony'. With no adjacent land borders we have very few 'friend' votes other than Eire, the only other friend appears to be Malta.

  11. For those not in Europe.. by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Eurovision Song Contest is an annual contest where the countries of Europe (or, more accurately, members of the European Broadcasting Union, which includes Israel) come together, each put forward a song and performer, and have a contest.

    Generally twenty four countries make it through to the final (which is all most people watch).. four of those are automatic placements from the main contributors (UK, France, Germany, Spain) and the rest survived the semi-final.

    Then they all perform a song, most of which are hideously awful, and sometimes ham up national stereotypes in the most hysterical of manners (this year, Moldova had a crazy celtic style thrash rock song with some 90 year old woman banging a drum) .. then all the people in Europe call in and vote while a dire interlude performance is shown (this is how Riverdance became famous). After that, each country is contacted and a representative reads out the votes that country's viewers gave.. which vary between 1 and 12 points.

    Inevitably, national biases always come out. Greece and Cyprus often give each other 12 points, all the Nordic countries vote for each other, and, nowadays, all the Baltic states vote for each other too. Until recently, Greece and Turkey would never give each other any points.

    The whole contest is really an opportunity to laugh at our fellow Europeans, see some hideous songs which will never make it anywhere, and listen to some great commentary which pokes fun at the whole charade.

    1. Re:For those not in Europe.. by meiemiiz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here you can find the official scoreboard for this years contest in Ukraine.

    2. Re:For those not in Europe.. by gowen · · Score: 1
      UK, France, Germany, Spain
      Incidentally, these automatic qualifiers placed in the four bottom places this year. But you can't necessarily claim bias, because the German song deserved to come last by more than it did.
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    3. Re:For those not in Europe.. by dr_dank · · Score: 2

      To sum up the parent post, World War II is re-enacted by crappy son-and dance-people every year on European televison.

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    4. Re:For those not in Europe.. by tuxette · · Score: 1
      the German song deserved to come last by more than it did

      What? You don't like tone-deaf Alanis Morisette wannabes?

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    5. Re:For those not in Europe.. by gowen · · Score: 1

      Oh, don't get me wrong, there are clearly biases. I enjoyed sitting at home and saying "And 12 points to ... Latvia", in sync with the Lithuanian jury. But even that's not as entertaining as watching the Klitchko brothers go 12 brutal rounds with an autocue.

      But, to get away from the subject of how sad my Saturday nights are ... it's weird that Nature should set aside space for information that Terry Wogan could have told them ten years ago.

      And when your latest scientific paper is less relevant than Terry Bastard Wogan, it's time to find a new career.

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    6. Re:For those not in Europe.. by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, one might also add that the show has gained such a status that actual music stars don't really want to perform there either. That part was a bit different before, with e.g. ABBA making their debut there with Waterloo, but nowadays it's mostly a freakshow, yes. :-)

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    7. Re:For those not in Europe.. by R34L · · Score: 1

      I'd guess it's mostly kids who watch this show and get their parents to vote.
      I remeber it was alot of fun when I was younger.
      And talking of the unfair "neighbour"-voting it's probably because the kids have heard their "neighbouring" songs more than that song from the country in the other corner of Europe. And Elena (from Sweden) singing for Greece did a hell of a job promoting herself, that song has been played alot, while the UK one has not.

    8. Re:For those not in Europe.. by Apuleius · · Score: 4, Informative

      Very important note for Americans:

      Relax. Nobody in Europe watches this without getting seriously hammered.
      I swear.

    9. Re:For those not in Europe.. by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      From my Moldavian friend: "I am so sick of the stereotyping of my homeland's traditional music. We have plenty of Thrasher Metal bands with nubile young female drummers and our fair share of grandma-drummer polka troupes."

    10. Re:For those not in Europe.. by Incadenza · · Score: 1

      and sometimes ham up national stereotypes in the most hysterical of manners

      Pardon me for not being so exact as the average Simpsons quote, but I do remember the joke that Not the nine o'clock news (?) made on their yearly calender (?) when Germany had won the contest with Ein bisschen Friede (a little bit of Peace) way back in 1982:

      Germany, the first country to start two world wars within one century and win the eurovision song contest with a song about peace afterwards.

    11. Re:For those not in Europe.. by houghi · · Score: 1

      he Eurovision Song Contest is an annual contest where the countries of Europe (or, more accurately, members of the European Broadcasting Union, which includes Israel) come together, each put forward a song and performer, and have a contest.

      It can not be told enough. This is NOT a contest of Europe. It is a contest held by members of Eurovision

      I can imagine that the contest started 50 years ago to have something more to broadcast.

      The giving of points to neighboring countries has been going on for about 50 years, so I also fail to see how this is news.

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    12. Re:For those not in Europe.. by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      It can not be told enough. This is NOT a contest of Europe

      I did state.. (or, more accurately, members of the European Broadcasting Union, which includes Israel). "Eurovision" is a service/arm of the EBU.

    13. Re:For those not in Europe.. by houghi · · Score: 1

      And I agree and told that it can not be told enough. ;-)

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  12. To confirm these findings, physicists plan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...on grinding up the contestants and firing them in a particle accelerator. I might suggest we do this with American Idol contestants.

    1. Re:To confirm these findings, physicists plan... by ettlz · · Score: 1
      ...grinding up the contestants and firing them in a particle accelerator.

      As a theorist, I don't care what you do with them. As long as I get to keep Ruslana.

  13. Every year, the same bullshit by BoxedFlame · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, the reason you vote for culturally similar countries, is that you share taste in music with them. Obviously these former russian nations actually think they're sending something good. I for one think it's crap and I think the contributions from my neighboring countries are superior. Not because I somehow "like" these people, the music is just closer to my preferred style. There are some exceptions though, like the year Turkey won for example.

    1. Re:Every year, the same bullshit by nkh · · Score: 1

      these former russian nations actually think they're sending something good. I for one think it's crap

      Don't you like the Numa Numa Dance?

    2. Re:Every year, the same bullshit by donstenk72 · · Score: 1

      If this is true (which I think it is) then it must be that the only people watching the show from holland are the turkish immigrants. How else would you explain a 12 vote to Turkey, instead of for example Denmark or Israel which had more typical western pop songs.

  14. Reminds me of... by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

    Olympic gymnastic and figure skating judges, especially back during the cold war when there was no doubt you had blocks of voters.

    I wonder though, is Britain more "European" because larger immigrant blocks vote for their home countrymen?

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    1. Re:Reminds me of... by DHam · · Score: 1
      I wonder though, is Britain more "European" because larger immigrant blocks vote for their home countrymen?


      Given that the vast majority of British immigrants come from outside Europe (source UK government International Migration Estimates 2002) and that immigrants as a whole make up a single digit percentage of the population, it seems pretty unlikely that they would make much difference. Where immigrants do make a difference on national Eurovision votes (Germany, for example) it seems to be in countries which hugely disproportionally have their immigrants from particular European countries (Turkey, in the case of Germany). That's not true for the UK.
  15. Re:Those holier-than-thou French by tehshen · · Score: 1

    There's another reason - the four main contributors (Spain, UK, Germany, and France) get to sing every time, because they give lots of money to the contest, and they have made a habit of being in the bottom 4 in recent years. Everyone hates our being filthy, filthy rich.

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  16. But do their granny's play the drum !!! by dapprman · · Score: 1

    Scary how well that scored - eek.

    I've only watched the voting part for years - Terry Wogan's comments are superb, though this year he did sound more sober than normal.

  17. Visualizations? by Sv-Manowar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It would be extremely interesting to see the votes mapped onto a social relationships chart, if only to confirm the groupings and the weak bonds between certain members of groups to tie them to the others.

    Doing some kind of statistical analysis based on previous year's set voting patterns and then removing their significance from the current result might actually give an idea of who was the best artist, contrary to the winner of the popular vote.

    1. Re:Visualizations? by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

      It does remind me somewhat of a study discussed in the book Freakonomics in which the author did statistical studies on voting in The Weakest Link. He crunched actual numbers and discovered there were some biases at work, such as:

      Hispanics had a performance bias going against them (they were voted off earlier rounds when strong players are desireable, and kept in later rounds when weaker players are desireable) and the elderly had a general bias against them (they were voted off in all phases of the game indicating people simply found contact with them undesireable)

      All in all, it was an interesting study with actual data done by an economist studying within his field. More enlightening that this article.

  18. You have to be kidding me... by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't believe that they actually had to study this to figure it out. It has been going on for years all over the world. This falls into the "Move along, nothing to see here" category.

    I can see the next /. news posting:

    "SEC - Something isn't right at SCO"

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  19. In related news... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Funny

    TV executives discover elusive Higgs boson!

  20. Traditional Antipathies and Alliances Affect Votes by Badgerman · · Score: 1

    That pretty much sums this up. A research into a kitchy phenomena revealed that things you'd expect anyway are true, at least as far as this kind of pop-culture acrobatics.

    I'm not sure why this is Nature, and I'm even more confused as to why this is at Slashdot.

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  21. assumptions flawed by old+man+moss · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Their main assumption is sadly false: all the songs are not equally bad... some are terrible and some are just poor.


    Which is why Terry Wogan's commentary is so entertaining, and well worth a watch over dinner and a few drinks.


    BTW this years winner was Greece and France were last...

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    1. Re:assumptions flawed by gowen · · Score: 1
      Greece and France were last...
      Actually, Germany were deservedly last, with only four points -- two each from Moldova and Monaco.
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    2. Re:assumptions flawed by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      For added fun, put on the teletext subtitles as the songs are being sung. Feckin' hilarious.

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  22. The funny thing is... by taskforce · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...The other mainland European countries actually think it's a real contest!

    For those in the US, it's actually a large elaborate practical joke to make make people look silly.

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    1. Re:The funny thing is... by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

      ...The other mainland European countries actually think it's a real contest!

      I'm not so sure about that - how else can you explain the success of a certain Dana International a few years ago?

      (Yes, Israel won the contest thanks to the performance of a male-to-female transsexual. You can't make this up!)

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    2. Re:The funny thing is... by taskforce · · Score: 1

      But since when was Israel a mainland European country ;)

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    3. Re:The funny thing is... by dajak · · Score: 1

      ...The other mainland European countries actually think it's a real contest!

      For small, poor, and generally unknown countries at the edges it is a real contest: who gets to organize the event next year. It is a lot easier to win the Eurovision contest than the EC or WC football or the Olympic games, which really matter.

      For established artists from all of the richer countries it is a major risk for their careers, and they avoid it like the plague.

  23. Another great Wogan comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The last time I saw a pair of legs like that, they were standing in a nest."

    1. Re:Another great Wogan comment by tuxette · · Score: 1

      Oh damn, how could I ever have forgotten that one? :-D There was also a good one about "there's no cellulite anywhere" during one of the intermission acts.

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  24. IYWAP... by clickety6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    (If you were a physicist) you'd probably also have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than stay home alone watching the Eurovision song contest ;-)

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    1. Re:IYWAP... by MartinG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I _am_ a physicist (well, not really any more but I have a physics degree) and I arranged specifically not to be at home when this was on because my gf wanted to watch it and I couldn't bear it. I went to the pub and had a few ales instead which is a much better idea.

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    2. Re:IYWAP... by mollymoo · · Score: 1
      I'm a physicist (by education anyway) and I didn't stay at home alone to watch it. I went to a Eurovision party and laughed at all the entries in the company of friends, booze and tasty Terry Wogan cakes.

      Do people in the rest of Europe really take it seriously? Nobody in the UK does.

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    3. Re:IYWAP... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      My friends were out watching ROTS. I would have been there too, but oh no, I had to be at home watching Eurovision, didn't I?

      Y'know, sometimes having a girlfriend isn't all it's cracked up to be. :o)

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  25. We need research for this?? by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just look at the statistics and you'd see the same thing:

    Scoreboard, final
    Scoreboard, semi-final

    In this case, statistics don't lie. Or at least they agree with this report, so in that case it'd lie too.

    For example, you'll see that Sweden got their two highest scores from Denmark and Finland and zero points from most others.

    This is also commonly happening in eastern europe, and yet an example of it can be seen with Croatia and Serbia & Montenegro.

    Voting on your neighbors has happened for a long time in the ESC so it's not news, and it's usually part as just a friendly gesture from the televoters and part because the countries have similar taste in music. Any watcher of this show would've noticed this fairly easily too.

    Personally I think most music there suck horribly, and don't take the competition too seriously, although it's a bit annoying when friend voting go overboard and their top scores is given to a country that has some obviously extremely poor song. But then again, maybe it's just me having a culture collision and they honestly found it was good. Europe is so diverse in cultures that it's entirely possible.

    It's kind of funny though; at least this time neither France or Germany seemed to get *any* friendship votes from their neighbors. :-)

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    1. Re:We need research for this?? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      It's kind of funny though; at least this time neither France or Germany seemed to get *any* friendship votes from their neighbors. :-)

      Ah, correction, France got some from Andorra. ;-)

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    2. Re:We need research for this?? by meiemiiz · · Score: 1
      I like more subtle statistics - for example because there is a large community of Turks in Germany, they always get at least 10 points from Germany. The same goes for Spain and Romania. Then my home country Estonia - alhotugh we didn't make it to the finals, our group represented the Swiss this year and guess what? We (i.e. Swistonia) got 12 points from (our neighbour) Latvia! Ain't that a surprise. Btw, I know a lot of Estonians who called in just because of this reason from Latvia. People do crazy stuff.

      The minorities play a big role in the countries decisions. I guess that's their way to pledge allegiance to their real motherland or something like that. You would never get the top score from an ethnic Estonian or Latvian for Russia because of the historic background if there weren't a lot of Russians in our countries voting for them.

      Oh well - it's always nice to see which countries are "in" at the moment and which are not.

    3. Re:We need research for this?? by dajak · · Score: 1

      I like more subtle statistics - for example because there is a large community of Turks in Germany, they always get at least 10 points from Germany.

      Same in the Netherlands.

      I don't agree with the article about 'hostility' between the Netherlands and Belgium, though. Dutch voting is usually honestly based on merit, with Turkey (because of the minority) and the contestant with the nicest dress (a tradition among Dutch gays) getting high votes.

      The countries in the center of the EU are less likely to exchange votes with eachother than cliques at the edges. I don't think 'hostility' is the right explanation for that. Lack of interest in who wins is more important.

  26. Re:Those holier-than-thou French by PeteDotNu · · Score: 1

    And, of course, supporting the war on Iraq.

    Plus, all those post-communist Eastern European countries are where it's at these days - they are the trendies. The UK etc are the equivalent of grumpy old men whining about thruppeny bits.

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  27. Here's a Torrent to a video of the show... by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Here's a Torrent to a video of the show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      A democratic nation, any democratic nation, will always have moral highground over a non-democratic one.
      Which is why the USA chose to overthrow Democratic Socialist Allende and replace him with Fascist Dictator Pinochet, right?

      Look, however much governments (US or otherwise) wish to pretend that their foreign policy is based on morality, it isn't. OK? Foreign policy is solely about protecting your national interests : in terms of finance and security, and the sooner you recognise that, the more sense you'll make of it.

      It's not about good guys vs bad guys, and it's especially not about democracy vs. dictatorship. A dictator friendly to US interests (the House of Saud, for instance) is always going to treated more favourably than an unfriendly democrat (say, the President of France, or "Old Europe" as we like to call ourselves).
  28. Britain in harmony with Europe? by matt+me · · Score: 1

    I seriously doubt the skills of this researcher if they can suggest that "Britain is in harmony with Europe" after we received only 4 points in the competition (median was around 60), narrowly escaping last place.

    That said, 4 points is a record score for us since the invasion of Iraq. I hate to think how America would score if they entered. You might say, Matt, the USA will never be in the Eurovision song contest they're not in Europe. Well, can I just say neither is Israel.

    Personally, I was dissapointed the freestyle Ukrainian rap didn't do better.

    So Mr Researcher you're wrong. Europe hates us. Maybe the heading was ironic. I'm stupid. Rtfa.

    1. Re:Britain in harmony with Europe? by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 1

      The article says that they anazlyzed data points from 1992 until 2003, so they didn't capture the sentiment change because if Iraq.

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    2. Re:Britain in harmony with Europe? by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Personally, I was dissapointed the freestyle Ukrainian rap didn't do better.

      Speaking as a half-Ukrainian, it was one of the better songs but I was totally embarrassed by it nonetheless - the song was essentially political, praising Ukraine's independence from the USSR but was totally out of place in a meaningless, plastic show about the worst of European pop music.

      I know the Ukrainians are keen to show the rest of the world their independence but this was not the platform in which to do it - even the two presenters were totally talentless!

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    3. Re:Britain in harmony with Europe? by mcpheat · · Score: 1

      The reason Britain has done badly in the Eurovision song contest since the invasion of Iraq is because not because of any political reason but because the British entries have been so utterly aweful.

      This years entry was a "Pop Idol" reject most famous for her wardrobe malfunctions and last years entry couldn't even manage to approximate singing in tune.

  29. Flamebait? by Aldric · · Score: 1

    For stating the obvious about my own country? Come on here, if it wasn't for the fact that we can always rely on France and Germany to do worse, we would have been last. ;)

  30. I Read the Title, and Thought by ultimabaka · · Score: 1

    "Man some people aren't getting enough sleep...must've seen that silly Star Wars movie too many times in the last week or so"

    It was strange actually - I saw "The Science of Star Wars" and actually saw physicists from Cal Tech, MIT, and other places come up and talk about how close current science might become to reaching Star Wars, and I proceeded to laugh myself clean off my chair onto the floor. Physicists nowadays obviously must not have much to do.

  31. Very poor article by WARM3CH · · Score: 1
    And guess what, this is not a particularly good scientific study either. From TFA:
    The researchers admit that their analysis is based on one contentious assumption: that all the songs presented are equally good, so that votes are a reflection of national taste rather than the absolute quality of the entries.
    Ah great!! They could easily assume that they are right from the beginning and don't even waste so much time to analyze that data!
  32. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by scovetta · · Score: 4, Funny

    David Letterman, though, does acknowledge that his very popular "Will It Float" segment is based on the original British "Is It Buoyant."

    Only because the majority of American's don't know what the word "buoyant" means.

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  33. -1, Uninformative by mbbac · · Score: 1

    Was there anything informative in that "article?"

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    1. Re:-1, Uninformative by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Yes, at the very bottom: http://arxiv.org/abs/physics/0505071

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  34. Re: [sic] by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Um, I know it's "Idol." "Idle" was a lame joke. Oh well.

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  35. I'll give the article by earthloop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nil pwa

    Talk about stating the obvious!

  36. In unrelated news... by MisterTeabag · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... still no cure for cancer.

  37. (mod parent hilarious) Re:In related news... by sjwaste · · Score: 1

    TV executives discover elusive Higgs boson!

    Thanks for the only genuine laugh I got out of this thread!

  38. This Applies to more than just a TV show by joncue · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that the whole article is indicative of people in general. People tend to congregate with other people with the same interests/views etc. Just post an article about Microsoft or religion in /. and read the posts, almost all of which are negative toward those respective subjects. On the flip side, post a story about Linux or P2P networks, and the responses are generally positive. Everyone has a bias, and they vote for the things that represent their bias. Nothing wrong with it, but the whole study seems like they were stating the obvious.

    I wonder how much time and money they spent on this study...

  39. More Analysis... by brummie_andy · · Score: 4, Informative

    A more graphic description of the voting patterns can be found here It clearly show that us Brits (and Irish) vote for the better songs while those Southern (and Eastern) Europeans can't be trusted.

  40. Re:Those holier-than-thou French by viscount · · Score: 3, Funny

    The UK etc are the equivalent of grumpy old men whining about thruppeny bits.

    As a Londoner, I have to say that because of the fantastically low-cut tops that were being worn by some of the female performers, I was most certainly not complaining about thrupenny bits during the show...

  41. possible misconceptions by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, there is a good deal of "friendly" voting going on. The reason may at least partly be taste, though. Neighbouring countries tend to be very close, culturally and lingustically, people tend to meve between them a lot and can usually see each others television and radio broadcasts. So they will tend to have more similar taste in music than countries far apart. I would not be surprised if that is one part (not all, obviously) of the "bloc voting".

    As for your second point, why would the amount of money contributed to the EU correlate in any way with the popularity of the songs? Looking above, you'd expect the opposite, actually. A country is a large contributor because it's, well, a large country. And a large country tend (other things being equal) to be more insular and less influenced by the cultures around it. The songs will tend not to appeal as widely among its neighbours or other european countries as the smaller, more exposed, countries.

    And yes, musically it's rather like a slow-motion trainwreck, but that's part of the appeal :)

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    1. Re:possible misconceptions by RemovableBait · · Score: 1

      As for your second point, why would the amount of money contributed to the EU correlate in any way with the popularity of the songs? Looking above, you'd expect the opposite, actually. A country is a large contributor because it's, well, a large country. And a large country tend (other things being equal) to be more insular and less influenced by the cultures around it. The songs will tend not to appeal as widely among its neighbours or other european countries as the smaller, more exposed, countries.

      Quite true; however, it is simply too coincidental for this to be happening consistently year after year. Also, this year many of the songs sounded nearly identical, suggesting that more political motives were at work, rather than simply differing tastes.

    2. Re:possible misconceptions by sbrown123 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you about the countries in close proximity voting for each other. But have a conflict with this idea:

      The songs will tend not to appeal as widely among its neighbours or other european countries as the smaller, more exposed, countries.

      People in the United States rarely listen to European music. On the reverse, European countries listen to quite a bit of American music. Big countries seem to have more influence over smaller countries tastes. Probably has much to do with marketing I would guess. For example, the U.S. labels probably spend more marketing their music in the U.K. than the U.K. labels spend on marketing in their own country.

  42. Ah the French! by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    They probably refuse reading slashdot because it isn't in one of the Francophone languages and because slashdot should actually be called "estafiladepoint" .

    Laugh! It's -supposed to be- funny. Credits to Babel Fish.

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  43. Re:More important is, by rasmusneckelmann · · Score: 1

    and most people in Europe don't give a fuck either :P And those who do should be tortured to death. Twice.

  44. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    First, there's an issue of degree. There are far more ordinary people in Cuban prisons, who would not be imprisoned in any free country.

    Perhaps. They jail political dissidents. We jail pot smokers. Thus, the US has the highest imprisonment rate in the world. (Or very close- we don't know North Korea's) Cuba's not even in the top ten.

    Second, I wasn't defending the US, I was pointing out that Cuba is still a very repressive place, and those who want to pretend that everything's cool and its problems should just be accepted with a wink are themselves collaborating in the repression of the Cuban people.

    I'd be one of the last to defend Cuba- it's a wreck of a country due to a meglomanical dictator. The world will be a better place when Castro is worm food.

    But other countries simply don't see Cuba with anywhere near the level of hatred in the US. They see us pointing fingers at Cuba's repressive practices while we're busy keeping people in legal limbo forever in our own tiny slice of Cuba.

    If we had cleaner hands other countries might be more willing to listen to us about Cuba.


  45. Re:Physicists? by tuxette · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you saw the amount of skin being revealed during Eurovision 2005, you'd probably do a "study" on it too...

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  46. Cult status by Random+Walk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know about other european countries, but at least here in Germany, the show has gained cult status among gay people...and at least once in recent years the German performer was an artist/comedian that went to the contest just to poke fun at it :) Many people like it just because it's garbage, sort of like "Attack of the killer tomatoes".

    1. Re:Cult status by gay358 · · Score: 1

      It's same at least in Finland (even though I am not interested in that contest and don't even know which country won the competition). Maybe it has something to do with camp humour which seems to be popular among gays.

    2. Re:Cult status by elFisico · · Score: 1
      and at least once in recent years the German performer was an artist/comedian that went to the contest just to poke fun at it

      excuse ME, but at least one of them was AUSTRIAN! :o)

      Alf Poier made 4th place in 2003 with a really catchy and cute song and would have also participated in 2004 if not the powers-that-are had stacked the votes against him (he got about twice the number of votes than the "winner", but the carefully crafted voting procedure made him come in second). Oh well...

  47. Eurovision, the reality by DrXym · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It really boils down to this. Eurovision songs are by and large insipid and instantly forgettable trash composed and performed by talentless nobodies. Occasionally someone breaks the mould but not often.

    The problem is that nobody takes it seriously. If they did, they'd pit their best singers and performers against each other. Instead (at least in the UK & Ireland) it's more like a talent show with the people choosing the least worst of a handful of songs to represent the country.

    Just look at Ireland this year. They have the likes of U2, The Corrs, The Cranberries, Enya, Phil Coulter, Van Morrison and even *spit* Westlife. So who did they send to compete? Two nobodies - a 15 year old ginger four eyes and his sister to sing some dirge about "Love". The sad part is that they chose these two after a long running sub-Pop Idol kind of competition.

    So naturally when the songs are so appalling, the votes are heavily slanted to their Euro-pals. This year the finalists were heavily Eastern European so the vote reflected that. The stalwarts like the UK, France & Germany finished miserably.

    Another weird thing is observing how the songs from past years get ripped off in the following year's competition. Turkey won a couple of years back and you could still hear ripped off riffs from their entry even this year.

    1. Re:Eurovision, the reality by who+what+why · · Score: 1

      Insipid, absolutley. Instantly forgettable? I wish.

      That Katrina and the Waves song "Love Shine A Light" from 8 years ago still haunts my dreams on a regular basis. And it won!

      Love shine a light, in every corner of my heart
      Let the love light carry, let the love light carry
      Lite up the magic in every little part
      Let our love shine a light, in every corner of our hearts

      Oh god! Noooooooooooo!

      So it begins...

    2. Re:Eurovision, the reality by nusuth · · Score: 1

      In Turkey could-have-been-competitiors think that Eurovision song are so crappy that nobody worthy of their name should risk losing *that* competition.

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  48. Distance-weighted adjustment by Bazman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Last year I computed a distance-weighted adjustment of the Eurovision scores, on the basis that if you voted for a country far away from you, you must have really liked the song since its cultural attachments to you are weaker than a song from your neighbour. So if you like faraway songs they must be really good, and hence worthy of more marks.

    I got a map of Europe, used the locations of the capital cities as surrogate coordinates, computed the distance matrix, and reweighted the score from the Eurovision website to adjust for this.

    Here's the top 5 from my adjusted list (left) and the original list (right):

    cyprus 280 ukraine 280
    ukraine 273 serbiamontenegro 263
    greece 263 greece 252
    turkey 245 turkey 195
    serbiamontenegro 199 cyprus 170

    So Cyprus jumped four places by my system into first place!

    I should have cranked this system up again for this year, offered it to the TV companies, profit!!

    The big irony is that I had a proper scientific paper (on malaria prevalence) REJECTED by Nature this year, and then they produce this fluff! Gah!

    Baz

  49. Lafayette and US support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, french revolution has to be taken in context, it was the first in Europe with very hostile neighbours and against its own government, so it deserves credit for that, it was not that easy as simply copying American revolution. There were a lot of threats from other countries who feared this would give bad ideas to their own people which it finally did.

    By the way, I think that French helped Americans just to piss off the english and reduce England's supremacy over there.

    Finally, US governement didn't like the french revolution and backed England in the blockus against french coast. Remember that Lafayette was a royalist who actually ordered the troops to shoot at people a few days before la bastille fell.

  50. Re:Traditional Antipathies and Alliances Affect Vo by Badgerman · · Score: 1

    . . . man, what parallel universe did that response come from?

    Methinks you responded to the wrong comment, our you're just spamming.

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  51. I dare say by Seiruu · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That ANYTHING that involves democratic processes is polluted with bias and stupidity. Nothing new here....

  52. out on a limb by PainBot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can anyone explain to a French guy what this expression means ?
    Oh and why does it alywas have to a huge argument whenever France is mentionned ?
    Last, why are PHYSICISTS qualified to perform such an analysis ? "Nuclear physicist says French painters like eating pork". Huh ?

    1. Re:out on a limb by m50d · · Score: 2, Informative
      It means taking a risk. A limb sometimes means a medium-sized tree branch that may or may not take a human's weight; this may or may not be related to the saying.

      Physicists tend to be good at applying statistics to real world phenomena because they do that a lot. So if a physicist tells you something statistical you should listen to them.

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    2. Re:out on a limb by mehgul · · Score: 1

      - First point, the expression:
      to be out on a limb
      isolated être isolé
      vulnerable être dans une situation délicate
      (tiré du Grand Robert & Collins Electronique)
      - Second point: you must be new here. This discussion is quite courteous, especially compared to what one could read about France on /. around 2 years ago.
      - Third point: I'd wager those guys made a bet on publishing a stupid paper.

  53. Just look at the assumption by xbsd · · Score: 1

    I would find a more scientific subject to study, you know, that is actually related to physics

    Not just a better topic, but much better assumptions. Look at what they say in the last paragraph:

    "The researchers admit that their analysis is based on one contentious assumption: that all the songs presented are equally good, so that votes are a reflection of national taste rather than the absolute quality of the entries."

    So would people vote in the same way whether the singer is Eric Clapton or the Spice Girls??

    That's ridiculous.

  54. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by PhiznTRG · · Score: 1
    Only because the majority of American's don't know what the word "buoyant" means.

    Yes we do! They still teach sex education in some places around here. How exactly the buoy-ant and girl-ant make a baby-ant isn't made so clear, but that is another problem.

  55. Link to the Data by Danuvius · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article is devoid of data. The text of the study can be found here though: http://arxiv.org/abs/physics/?0505071

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  56. pointless by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    The researchers admit that their analysis is based on one contentious assumption: that all the songs presented are equally good, so that votes are a reflection of national taste rather than the absolute quality of the entries.

    This is where science runs into trouble. From reading TFA and some posts on this thread, it's easy to see that some Euro-nations are colluding with their votes.

    I think it is definitely irresponsible for these scientists to claim that their data reveals some kind over-arching euro-political mood.

    This is basically like using 'American Idol' to get a sense of American's political feelings somehow. It's bullshit.

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  57. Read the orignal paper, not Nature's summary by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    Scientific American and Popular Mechanics don't publish original research. Nature does, but it also summarizes interesting papers published elsewhere, in the belief that most of its non physicist readers prefer not to scour physics preprint services for the odd paper on complex systems.

  58. In more unrelated Breaking news... by RebelWithoutAClue · · Score: 1

    Life goes on.

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  59. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by databyss · · Score: 1

    OMG I remember the gong show... that show rocked!

    So cheesy... yet... satisfying

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  60. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by brkello · · Score: 1

    I really wonder why "Will it Float" is so popular. It is so stupid. I mean...some things are funny. Some things are so stupid they are funny. But that segment fits in between where it isn't funny at all. But then again...I don't find Letterman very funny either. Give me Conan over him anyday.

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  61. Spain?? by Urusai · · Score: 1, Informative

    Uh...according to the CIA Factbook even Mexico has a bigger GDP than Spain. The top 4 in Europe should be Germany, UK, France, and Italy. Italy, not Spain. Spain was and ever is a bucolic backwater, sort of like the southern half of Italy.

    1. Re:Spain?? by RemovableBait · · Score: 1

      Think size.

      Also, the GDP is hardly an effective development indicator -- it's just an average, and we all know how misleading they can be...

  62. Re:Those holier-than-thou French by Goeland86 · · Score: 1

    nah, the biggest problem is that the french "stars" that make it to Eurovision are really crappy. So that influences the voting, just like the article points out at the end: all songs are not equally good!
    Another important thing is that various cultures consider a good song differently. The notion of "good" varies. Just like "good food" in the US is not the same as "good food" in the UK (well, UK traditional food is usually anything boiled, but that's another story).
    Thus my analysis of those results is that the UK has the most open tastes, where the French have the least. Of course, part of the problem is that the French "stars" also have an ego that dwarves the Eiffel tower, and won't accept that maybe there's someone better than them.
    I know, I lived there. The good french music is not the one that makes it to Eurovision, it's the band of friends that gets together in a tiny countryside village. It's just like in the US, actually: there's a problem with the recording industries in both countries. Here they sell us crap, there they try to sell crap. Luckily lots of small groups can make a living from their concerts, even if they don't make it on the national TV.

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  63. uncover this.. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Can someone just explain two things about Eurovision - why has the UK been consistently entering shit songs and shit performers for several years straight? is this on purpose? its not like we don't have any real singers - there have been some good ones, wtf is going on? And WTF is Israel doing in this contest?

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    1. Re:uncover this.. by haggar · · Score: 1

      The same as turkey: they are both countries of the European Broadcastin Association.

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    2. Re:uncover this.. by Darvin · · Score: 1

      The reason the UK doesn't send "Real singers" is because the competition is a joke. No high paid celebrity would dare perform on Eurovision because their career would automatically die straight away.

      They're too scared their reputation will be destroyed in under the 3 minutes. Also, it's not the quality of the singers or songs anyway, it's the politics and relationships rather than the quality.

      Afgahnistan? Iraq, anyone?

      Anyway, i'm sure it was a rule that artists could not be submited that were already stars, atleast thats what i thought until Russia sent TaTu last year.

      As for Israel being in the competition. Well, i don't know. But they did win about 4 years ago with a transgender singer. Could be something to do with being part of the Med or broadcast scope?

    3. Re:uncover this.. by marm · · Score: 1

      why has the UK been consistently entering shit songs and shit performers for several years straight? is this on purpose?

      Because winning Eurovision means that that country gets to host it next year, which is extremely expensive. Rumours abound that Ireland's winning spree during the 1990's almost bankrupted RTE, the Irish state broadcaster. Winning is fine if you're some newly-independent state or if you're trying to promote your country to the world for tourism or political purposes. It's expensive but it gets you lots of coverage and mindshare of the European public. If your country is already established on the world map however, winning means spending a lot of money for negligible gain. Hence why most countries enter rubbish songs - they want to avoid winning if at all possible...

    4. Re:uncover this.. by mcpheat · · Score: 1

      The original criteria for entry into the EBU was the ability to pick up a television signal transmitted from their headquarters in Vienna.

  64. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

    Only because the majority of American's don't know what the word "buoyant" means.

    Do what now?

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  65. That's entertainment... by aldarion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So what exactly makes this any worse than the endless hash-rehash froth of the "dream factory" ?
    It's a chance to watch something different on TV, a break from other 364 days of fake reality shows and marketing-written soaps.

    Some take the contest more seriously than others of course, but if you don't love it, you love to hate it.

    I actually have a couple of points to offer:
    • The contest is the focuspoint of Eurovision parties all over...if you are not invited to a Eurovision Party, you are a social dud. And if you don't like the music, you can always go the way of more alcohol. It's all about having fun, so lighten up.
    • The contest is one of few opportunities TV-viewers (young europeans) seem to take an interest in which contries actually are in Europe and which aren't. (Believe me, why Israel participates is always a popular topic)
    • It's cultural promotion...of course the entries do not always reflect national cultures, but sometimes they do, and combined with the host country's presentations and info-bites, this actually exposes viewers to other cultures in Europe (as far as it goes of course...this isn't the Discovery Channel)
    • It's a party opportunity
    • How ridiculous is this really compared with other entertainment (e.g. watching 72 mind-numbing loops of Formula 1)?
    • ...did I mention the parties...?
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  66. For example by hey! · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was a student oh so many years ago, two physics student friends came up with what they believed was an object (i.e. quantifiable) measure of female beauty. I'll try to remember this -- physics was never my strong suit.

    The first student suggested moment of inertia about the z axis. The second amended this by suggesting it be divided by the natural period of oscillation. In other words, the measure represents a compromise between curviness and jiggliness.

    Now, I need hardly add that for these two young men, this was a purely theoretical exercise. Neither at the time had the least discernable empirical experience with the female sex, because dates for them were about as elusive as the Higgs boson. It wasn't until a few years brought a bit more maturity that they actually dated and eventually got married, an outcome I suppose that may justify some optimism for the prospects of many Slashdotters.

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    1. Re:For example by ettlz · · Score: 1

      These guys were barking up the wrong tree. Beauty, being in the eye of the beholder and all that, is not a gauge-invariant quantity. It's not physical.

  67. So guys, by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
    Hows that Hydrogen Fuel Cell coming?

    What do you mean you'll get to it on commercial.

    Thats it. I'm cutting the entertainment budget back to a pack of cards and pretzels.

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    1. Re:So guys, by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
      Really it takes physicists to do a sociology project?

      In Other News: 2 Freudian psycologist are unvieling their Linux-Solar-Powered-Particle-accelerator.

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  68. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    I really wonder why "Will it Float" is so popular. It is so stupid. I mean...some things are funny. Some things are so stupid they are funny. But that segment fits in between where it isn't funny at all. But then again...I don't find Letterman very funny either. Give me Conan over him anyday

    I think it's closer to the non-funny-therefore-funny model. As with most of Letterman's long-running gags, it ceases to be about the actual activity at hand (like throwing things off the building, etc), and more about the Kabuki-like form of the thing. There's a rhythm to it - a set of familiar expectations that makes things like the "what are playing for today?" question and the actual dunking totally beside the point. Personally, I think Letterman keeps doing it because it's a good excuse to keep bringing out the Grinder Girl, which is certainly a highlight.

    I also really like Conan, but it's just apples and oranges - totally different stuff for a different audience at a different time of night. The real thing will be to watch how he changes his stuff when he moves into Leno's slot in a few years. Letterman's dry, more subtle manner grows on you though - well, on me, anyway. He's more the eccentric uncle we all wish we had, and Conan's more like the joker cousin we do have. Love 'em both, though.

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  69. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by m50d · · Score: 1

    I saw that exact comment a few days ago. Either someone's trolling and getting moderated informative, or the slashdot comment system is really screwed up today.

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  70. Here you go... by fbartho · · Score: 1

    The first question refers to the fact that the French tend to "hate" the Americans a good deal (not something that is hidden) in return Americans have made it a classic to look down upon the French. Generally this involves a multitude of comments from which one is expected to infer that the most manly French men are effeminite in the extreme and are cowards. So, whenever France is mentioned big fights break out where the honor and dignity of the French are trashed.

    Second question: a physicist is un physicien nucléaire in most cases. So, does it not seem odd that physicists were doing STATISTICS?

    Finally the last comment follows from the following train of thought: Pork -> Sausage :: French Painters like eating sausage. :: "Les peintres Francais aiment la saucisse."

    I assume you can follow this.
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  71. Re:Lalalalalalalalah by anticypher · · Score: 1

    Sweden (who's song totally sucked)

    And this is different from all the other country's entries how?

    the AC

    who got invited to at least 3 eurovision parties this year

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  72. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by deblau · · Score: 1
    Only because the majority of American's don't know what the word "buoyant" means.

    And because the rest of them don't know how to properly use apostrophes.

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  73. Re:Physicists? by Darvin · · Score: 1

    I agree. If anyone has a link to a study of the Swiss and Israeli singers, please give.

  74. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by kabocox · · Score: 1

    Only because the majority of American's don't know what the word "buoyant" means.

    Hey, I don't mind you insulting those of us in the US (we generally deserve it anyways), but please leave the Candians, Mexicans, Central Americans, and the South Americans out of it.

  75. Not such a bad assumption by swillden · · Score: 1

    Not just a better topic, but much better assumptions. Look at what they say in the last paragraph:

    "The researchers admit that their analysis is based on one contentious assumption: that all the songs presented are equally good, so that votes are a reflection of national taste rather than the absolute quality of the entries."

    That sounds worse than it is. They're not assuming that all of the songs are equally good, they're just assuming that the quality of the songs is not correlated with the national origin of the singer. That is, that over enough songs you'll have roughly the same ratio of good French songs to bad French songs as good British songs to bad British songs.

    That assumption is contentious not because it's silly, which it would be if your interpretation were correct, but because there *is* a possibility that song quality is not completely independent of song origin. National differences in population and culture may very well cause one country to produce, on average, better songs than another.

    Even if there isn't a real quality advantage to one nation over another, there's also the possibility that the sample size here is too small for the law of averages to wipe out any advantages that one nation might have by getting "lucky" and having one or two performers who are particularly talented.

    So, it is a contentious assumption, but it's not the ludicrous notion you implied when you said:

    So would people vote in the same way whether the singer is Eric Clapton or the Spice Girls??

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  76. Euro-Idol by writerjosh · · Score: 1

    I think it's funny that Britain faired the best in this "contest" considering they are generally considered the "least European" of all the nations. However, this is and interesting phenomenon if the researchers are correct about how this show is used as a barometer for European countries judging each other. But in the end, what does it all mean? So what if Europeans hate their neighbors? That's nothing new. And even so, better for them to take out their aggressions on a TV show than to dive back into their long history of war, right?

  77. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by RexxFiend · · Score: 1

    given that I'm seeing it in a thread about the Eurovision Song Contest, I'm going for "screwed up".

    Still, arguments about Cuba in relation to Eurovision is strangely in keeping with the bizarre nature of the contest if you ask me.

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  78. Ah, But The Corrs Weren't Playing! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    Everybody loves them in Europe - from Ireland to England to France to Germany to Spain to Italy!

    I was just watching one of their 2004 concerts in Benidorm, Spain. Somebody threw a teddy bear up on the stage for Andrea (she gets a LOT of teddy bears - at the Ischgl performance, there was a stack of 3 or 4 of them on the drum riser!). Jim started playing a piano ditty, she started dancing with the teddy bear. The audience began singing "Ole! Ole!" and the rest of the band then jumped in and played along. She ended the dance by mooning the crowd.

    You gotta love 'em!

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  79. Re:Physicists? by October_30th · · Score: 1
    you'd probably do a "study" on it too

    I wonder if they're still looking for peer reviewers who'd check the study and all original material very, very carefully? ;-)

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  80. Play-By-Play by BSDevil · · Score: 1

    Just to clarify, what makes it even better is that Terry Wogan isn't hosting the actual contest - he's just hosting the BBC telecast of it. His role is more of a play-by-play commentary of what the actual hosts are saying and doing, and lampooning them.

    Examples of his comments involve said Moldovan jokes, predicting the votes of the Nordic countries before they would say them (and then talking about how right he was), and signing off for the interval (when they count the votes) by saying "...I don't know about you, but now I turn to drink to continue."

    For a comparasion of his role, imagine if the guys from Monday Night Football were funnier, and did play-by-play of the Emmys.

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  81. Serious misconception in the article by Trojan · · Score: 1

    Others think that the votes reflect traditional antipathies between adjoining countries, meaning the Dutch won't vote for the Belgians.

    No no no!!! The Belgians won't vote for the Dutch, the Dutch won't vote for the Germans.

  82. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by RexxFiend · · Score: 1

    it's not just anonymous. I'm being asked to type the text too and I'm logged in. But I think you may be right.
    It was making for some surreal threads tho.

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  83. Say what you like about Eurovision but ... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    ... the women are HOT! A big redeeming feature.

    Apart from that some of the songs are actually good. I was surprised last time I watched it ... I was totally mesmerised, like a combination of beatiful European women, some decent songs and a lot of subtle satire (without the performers realising it).

    I'm hooked. It helps if the commentator is good at satire.

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  84. Re:As usual, Europeans do odd things better than U by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

    Maybe the other countries just don't have nearly as many Cuban refugees bad mouthing the regime they've fled.

  85. Re:Lalalalalalalalah by SergioB · · Score: 1

    I liked very much Serbian song, but unfortunately it's not trendy to vote for them :(

  86. Re:Those holier-than-thou French by Vintermann · · Score: 1

    Another explanation is just natural selection. The other contestants have to win a semi-finals first.

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  87. Re:Those holier-than-thou French by gfreeman · · Score: 1

    well, UK traditional food is usually anything boiled, but that's another story

    This from someone whose national dishes are frogs legs and snails? I guess you longer call the Brits "rosbif" anymore.

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  88. Re:Those holier-than-thou French by Goeland86 · · Score: 1

    Well it may be what we're known for, but most people in France don't eat those. In fact, very few do. I've never had either one. And some people call the Brits "rosbif" and others don't. There are local differences, just like everywhere.

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  89. Re:Those holier-than-thou French by gfreeman · · Score: 1

    There are local differences, just like everywhere

    Like in the UK maybe? It may surprise you to know that "UK traditional food" is not "usually anything boiled".

    Fish and Chips
    Roast Beef
    Yorkshire Pudding
    Cornish Pasties
    Scones
    Crumpets
    Welsh Rarebit

    None of these are usually boiled, though there are some traditional dishes that are, such as Haggis, and Blackpudding. So drop the "usually", insert "sometimes", reparse, and you know what? UK cuisine isn't any worse than French.

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  90. Of course different nations will rea-act different by tdaxp · · Score: 1

    Quality is based on both the subject and the object. Think of a database's E-R diagram -- quality is the relation between two entities.

    An interesting, but insightless, article.

  91. Re:Feh... (am I late?) by evilviper · · Score: 1
    I know I'm very late to the off-topic flame-fest, but maybe a few people will see this...

    Maybe you take your little uprising in the backwoods a tad too seriously? Ignoring how that would have ended if the French hadn't helped you...

    I personally don't think the outcome would have changed much had France not been involved, but let's assume it would have... If you look at other territories of the British empire, you see the exact same thing, though many years later. Perhaps Washington would have failed, and an uprising 50 years later would have suceeded... It really doesn't matter much either way.

    But besides that, if the British had won, it's rather certain it would have meant doom for England in either WWI or WWII, as you wouldn't have had the Americans around to save your asses. It's hard to say what would have happened to history had that small issue changed, but the prospects certainly don't look good for England.

    Of course I'm focusing on England, but the French had a big stake in this as well. If they hadn't helped out the Americans, the Americans wouldn't have helped them out during their revolution, and likely not during WWII, either.
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  92. Re:Feh... (am I late?) by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
    Okay, first of all, the US didn't win the World Wars. Second, why would the King of France have a big stake in you later helping the Revolution that had him beheaded?

    That is one of the problems with most Americans, once they leave the shaky realm of their own "history", created to be self-assuring, things fall apart pretty quick.

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  93. Re:Feh... (am I late?) by evilviper · · Score: 1
    the US didn't win the World Wars.

    No, but close to it. The USA's entrance certainly changed the outcome of WWI significantly.

    The USA's entrance into WWII was directly responsible for the liberation of France, and many other countries. Whether the ultimate outcome would have been different is debatable, but the evidence pretty strongly points to that being the case.

    why would the King of France have a big stake in you later helping the Revolution that had him beheaded?

    I NEVER suggested the king was personally benefited by the revolution. The country as a whole is a different story.

    once they leave the shaky realm of their own "history", created to be self-assuring, things fall apart pretty quick.

    Nothing is falling apart. You're just making strawmen, declaring yourself right, and everyone else wrong. Keep on trolling...
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  94. Re:Feh... (am I late?) by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
    WWI: yes and no, it tipped the scale to decide a stallmate.

    WWII: you only had a chance because the war in Russia.

    "The country as a whole" is a pretty dumb concept. Because then the USA would still be part of Britain as a whole.

    Keep on being American.

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