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Megafauna Extinction Due to Climate

jvchamary writes "Most biologists believe that Earth is currently undergoing its sixth mass extinction. The cause? Human activity, either directly (e.g. the Dodo) or indirectly (e.g. the Amazon rainforests). The disappearance 30,000-45,000 years ago of the Australian megafauna, large animals such as the marsupial lion, is often attributed to hunting by Aboriginal settlers. However, recent research in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences suggests that it was more likely a shift in climate, rather than hunting, that caused the over-sized organisms to die-out (via Nature and the BBC)."

481 comments

  1. WOOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We Win!

    1. Re:WOOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suck it dolphins!

    2. Re:WOOT! by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Funny

      What, did you expect that a mere asteroid can be a bigger disaster than us? Hah!

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    3. Re:WOOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A WINNER IS YOU!

    4. Re:WOOT! by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Slashdot. Climatology for Nerds. Stuff that matters.

    5. Re:WOOT! by Schrockwell · · Score: 2, Funny

      When this match is over, could we PLEASE change the map?

    6. Re:WOOT! by SeventyBang · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I think it's a coincidence. We keep hearing about global warming tied to our activity. I could just see everyone on the planet agreeing to some preposterous rules to remove any of our interference and the warming would continue.

      Much like watering your flowers in the rain. Turning off the human interference (the hose) doesn't stop what nature is already doing.

      The human reaction|solution to control this is stupid - we do it in every situation: credits. Companies can then buy|sell|trade those credits. The big boys obtain the credits from the factories who aren't going to use all of theirs and the large(r|st) factories make few, if any changes and are still in compliance with the letter of the law (but obviously not the intent). On top of that, the little companies get a little extra income.
      What would happen if they distributed penalty points for licensed drivers in the same way? You'd have plenty of people paying people to assume a couple of their points to avoid losing their license. Drunk drivers would never lose their licenses as long as they had people who would be bought off.

      Isn't that how it always seems to be? It is in a plutocracy ...

      1) The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules.
      2) Life is like a sh%t sandwich: the more bread you have, the less sh%t you have to eat.

    7. Re:WOOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, If you're watering your flowers in the rain, you're probably going to end up with dead flowers.

    8. Re:WOOT! by 1010011010 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hah!

      "Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such films as, 'Man versus Nature, the Road to Victory!'."

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    9. Re:WOOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part of symbiosis don't you get?

    10. Re:WOOT! by bonehead · · Score: 1

      How do you figure that?

    11. Re:WOOT! by ReverendRyan · · Score: 1

      OK, but the admin has to remember to use changelevel instead of map, I don't want to get kicked ;)

    12. Re:WOOT! by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

      Time to chillax!

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    13. Re:WOOT! by yiantsbro · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it just after a climate announcement like this in the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" that everything went to shit? Come to think of it--it is rather cold here for June...

    14. Re:WOOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually we loose.

    15. Re:WOOT! by jan.blaha · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of acid rains?

    16. Re:WOOT! by bonehead · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have.

      That still doesn't explain why the water from my garden hose becomes toxic to my plants when it's raining, yet they seem to be thrilled with it when the sun is out.

      If you had replied with something along the lines of overwattering causing root rot, that would have at least made a little sense. Your enviro-weenie paranoia, however, is just stupid.

    17. Re:WOOT! by jan.blaha · · Score: 1

      Well, OK then. It was just an idea. My garden (as well as agriculture in general) rely massively on rain water. However I don't think it doesn't make sense. Environment is, you know, complex: the changes made in one element are transfered into others due to very tight relationships between the elements. pH of the water affects pH of the soil and as a result some flora species used to certain condition may not grow well.

    18. Re:WOOT! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I could just see everyone on the planet agreeing to some preposterous rules to remove any of our interference and the warming would continue.

      I'm surprised no one pointed out a study I read about in New Scientist. In certain cities where smog levels have dropped dramatically, the temperature and UV index have RISEN!

  2. Bummer... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny


    That's too bad...I've always liked the idea of my ancestors storming across the land, exterminating entire species of giant animals with spears and rocks.

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    1. Re:Bummer... by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Don't give it up so quickly. There are some huge problems with the "climate-only" theory. Namely

      A) In most of the world (even if not for some animals in Australia) extinctions were timed, as well as we can measure, with the arrival of humans into each region, even though the global climate was changing as a whole

      B) Species survived far more dramatic climate changes in the past, with nowhere even approaching the degree of megafauna losses. The scale of megafauna losses last ice age was staggering - for the largest animals, often over 90% of species.

      C) We've seen this occurring in more modern times. For example, the Moa of New Zealand; there is essentially no doubt that they were butchered by the Maori, because their fossilized cooking pits are filled with Moa remains in nice neat layers - huge numbers of them that the species clearly couldn't have sustained. When the Maori were discovered, they talked about hunting and killing them. There's a sudden cutoff point in Maori sites in which suddenly Moas disappear from the diet.

      Also, climate change isn't the only alternative theory. There's also the concept of humans being a carrier for diseases/pests, human-induced environmental changes, human killing of "keystone" species, and my favorite, "many of the above combined".

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    2. Re:Bummer... by viva_fourier · · Score: 1

      You know, you could still popularize this idea with a made for TV movie...
      I can just see it:
      Vin Diesel (in full faux fur) as Grok the Spearthrower
      Seann William Scott as his pratfall producing sidekick, Grrrok
      Leann Rimes as the brainstorming two-syllable-speaking love interest Gerroknah,
      And, John Lithgow as Gerrok, He Who Broke Grok's Spear And Grunts with An Outsider's Accent

      And, of course, the cast of Cats as the "giant animals".

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    3. Re:Bummer... by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      Just how many times do people have to see the "humans show up, large animals die out" pattern before you start seeing the connection? It happens in Australia, North and South America around 10,000 years ago, then New Zealand and Madagascar, then smaller islands like Mauritius (where the famed dodo lived) and Hawaii (home to flightless ducks and geese). Humans may not be the exclusive factor in these extinctions but it seems pretty clear they're a major part.

      Basically what these guys seem to be arguing in the paper is that some large mammals hung around for ten thousand years, therefore humans didn't wipe out large mammals, it had to be climate- which doesn't seem to logically follow. Their evidence may contradict some scenarios of human-caused extinction but it hardly lets humans off the hook- some animals may have been less vulnerable and held on a bit longer in the face of human hunting/habitat destruction etc. Their evidence is interesting but they're overreaching in their conclusions, if you ask me.

    4. Re:Bummer... by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Insightful

      'Just how many times do people have to see the "humans show up, large animals die out" pattern before you start seeing the connection?'

      How about this for an alternative; humans are running around the globe being 'chased' by climate change, trying to find a nice place to live?

      It could still be purely coincidental, maybe the climate changes that don't favor the megafauna are attractive to humans?

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    5. Re:Bummer... by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      I forgot to mention another reason why climate clearly isn't the only issue: Holdouts. For several species, there were inaccessable regions which humans didn't discover right away - for example, mammoths on Wrangel Island. While the climate changed around them, they survived just fine. Their mainland bretheren, encountering humans and their side effects, died out.

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    6. Re:Bummer... by ek_adam · · Score: 1

      Climate change could be the indirect cause.

      Climate change could have driven human migrations, and the humans could have eaten the megafauna.

    7. Re:Bummer... by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you."

      I miss ya Phil, sigh...

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    8. Re:Bummer... by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      Nice theory, except 'chased' means you leave location A and go to location B. Humans didn't do that: they stayed in location A and expanded to location B.

      Interestingly, the bulk of the megafauna is in Africa, where humans started out. These big animals were exposed early to the nasty stone throwing proto-humans, and had time to learn to avoid us. Most other megafauna met the bow and arrow/spear wielding humans, and the contact tended to be fatal.

    9. Re:Bummer... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Is that the island where mammoths may have been walking the earth at the time of Jesus? (Not that I'm a holy roller).

      Amazing to think that they were around even then.

    10. Re:Bummer... by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      I've also read theories that humans may have brought disease via themselves or human-associated species which decimated the megafauna more than hunting. While hunting could have a strong effect, disease would be much more pronounced and devestating.

    11. Re:Bummer... by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      This is the why many big species survived thousands of years. Isolated and inaccessible locations let many live until the human population was dense enough to make them worth hunting: A hunting party on foot has only a 60 mile or so range (2-3 days out and back.) Sure, you can be nomadic and remove that limitation, but that really hurts your population growth rate and those human groups with settlements outbreed you rapidly. Big fauna survived for a long time in places humans didn't want to live.

    12. Re:Bummer... by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      A) In most of the world (even if not for some animals in Australia) extinctions were timed, as well as we can measure, with the arrival of humans into each region, even though the global climate was changing as a whole

      So what you're saying is that by one account, the human race are a bunch of total bastards (environmentally speaking, of course). By another account, the human race are a bunch of total bastards (also environmentally speaking, of course).

      So...if the latter is untrue, we're still a bunch of total bastards, right? ;)

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    13. Re:Bummer... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "Nice theory, except 'chased' means you leave location A and go to location B. Humans didn't do that: they stayed in location A and expanded to location B."

      Or, alternatively, those that could left and those that couldn't stayed. Maybe they got chased away by the lucky sods leaving, like a lost puppy trying to follow you home...

      (Personally, I think that the only reason that any human being lives in the tropics is because all the good spots were already taken so some people have to put up with hot, sticky, disease and parasite ridden home-ranges.)

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    14. Re:Bummer... by jdwest · · Score: 1

      Our techs have embraced and extended it to "Unfrozen Caveman Admin."

      "But there's one thing I do know: When my company's road warrior plugs in an XP laptop behind the DMZ, and proceeds to bring down the entire LAN with msblast, sasser and the like, then I am entitled to no less than two weeks off at the most hedonistic resort on the face of the planet. Thank you!."

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    15. Re:Bummer... by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      it's more likely they killed them when they started burning large tracts of forest. so much to the aboriginal "living in harmony with nature" bullshit

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    16. Re:Bummer... by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      Or, alternatively, those that could left and those that couldn't stayed

      Interesting theory. So the high-status peoples in the centers of culture decided to migrate to the wilderness, while the poor/incapable stayed? Hmm...

      Maybe they got chased away by the lucky sods leaving, like a lost puppy trying to follow you home...

      Ah, I'm living in a nice mudbrick house, but I'm drawn to the pioneers trying to establish a new village. I'm a magnetic puppy!

      (Personally, I think that the only reason that any human being lives in the tropics is because all the good spots were already taken so some people have to put up with hot, sticky, disease and parasite ridden home-ranges.)

      Wow, so you think people might actually seek out good spots to live if they don't currently have one to live in? Maybe the climate wasn't chasing people: the expanding population forced people to find new places to live! Maybe they preferred to live in non-hot, non-sticky, non-desease and parasite ridden home-ranges full of megafauna to eat.

    17. Re:Bummer... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "Ah, I'm living in a nice mudbrick house, but I'm drawn to the pioneers trying to establish a new village. I'm a magnetic puppy!"

      No, more like, the weather is getting crappy, crops are failing.. you get the picture?

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    18. Re:Bummer... by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      No, more like, the weather is getting crappy, crops are failing.. you get the picture?

      Yes, but the is a long-term effect (e.g. we relocate our seat of power to a new city,) not a short-term driver of human population movement.

      Face it, unless you have any counterexamples, population growth drives new settlement. Climate change never has.

    19. Re:Bummer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Personally, I think that the only reason that any human being lives in the tropics is because all the good spots were already taken so some people have to put up with hot, sticky, disease and parasite ridden home-ranges."

      Either that, or they didn't want to have to shovel their driveways every winter.

    20. Re:Bummer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with everything you say, except that I would use the cast of "The Lion King", rather than the cast of "Cats", and I would use Sally Struthers, Kirstie Alley (sp?), and Louis Anderson to play the largest animals.

    21. Re:Bummer... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "Face it, unless you have any counterexamples, population growth drives new settlement. Climate change never has."

      Counterexample?

      Mongols and their various expansions into Europe and China.

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    22. Re:Bummer... by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      Not climate driven. They were nomadic, not farmers.

      They invaded existing populated areas, they did not settle previously unpopulated areas. This happened repeatedly, and was uncorrelated with climatic change.

      You have nothing, give it up.

    23. Re:Bummer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There's problems with all megafauna extinction theories including the disease theory.

      While diseases can and do cause total catastrophic extinction, very few do it for a wide variety of species. To wipe out all the megafauna in North and South America for example, would require one hellacious virus such as we've never seen before, or a whole army of super-pestilences (which, while not impossible, would be a whole lot of coincidences).

      Super-pests can wipe out species very effectively too, but only within their range. i.e. rats and mosquitos are going to be downright virulent in the lowlands but not so bad in the highlands.

      Super-hunters are a fine solution, but they require evidence of the hunters in every place on the continent where extinctions occurred, when it occurred. In the case of America, humans arrived via Alaska, but were not instantaneously causing extinctions in Brazil.

      And so on. Yes, these can all be made more possible with the knocking out of specific keystone species (which would be another coincidence, except for the hunting theory, where killing the nonhuman top predator makes sense).

      The short answer is we don't know. These are all great theories though. There's probably more.

      But tracing any mass extinction to a single cause is going to be damned difficult (and perpetually in contention) unless you have an actual impact crater and a lot of iridium. And even then you get some contention. It's much easier to track the extinction of one species, preferably in the last two hundred years when things were moderately well-documented.

    24. Re:Bummer... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "Not climate driven. They were nomadic, not farmers."

      So... you are saying that herdsmen are immune to the effects of climate change?

      bizarre.

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    25. Re:Bummer... by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that a handful of hunters in North America hunted mammoths and other megafauna to extinction while the masses of humans in Africa and Asia didn't hunt elephants and other megafauna at all? Yeah, that makes REAL sense.

    26. Re:Bummer... by Sique · · Score: 1

      As it seems Asia and Africa are much longer inhabited by humans than both of the Americas (at least 1,7 mio years for Africa and at least 40.000 years for Asia, but newer founds point at the same time range for Asia than for Africa). So in Africa and Asia all large mammals that have survived until 10.000 years ago were surely adapted to the presence of humans in their neighbourhood, quite different for the Americas.

      But the extinction of large mammals could also have been connected to several different factors. For European cave bears there is valid evidence that they couldn't really cope with the climate during the Ice Age. Most finds so far point at diseases spread within the population. Basicly the cold and humid air in the European caves caused the whole population to have a sore throat and a bad cold ;). With the appearance of the modern human following the retracting ice the bears were to weak to deal with the new challenge. They didn't have the time to recover from the diseases because they were already hunted by cave dwellers driving them out of their homes.

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    27. Re:Bummer... by stridebird · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Most other megafauna met the bow and arrow/spear wielding humans, and the contact tended to be fatal.

      That's one of the problems with the human caused extinction theory in australia. The dating of stone arrow-heads doesn't tie up with the extinction period.

      "There is not a single stone-spearpoint in Australia until, at the very earliest, about 15,000 years ago - long after anyone thinks the megafauna went extinct," said co-author Dr Stephen Wroe, from the University of Sydney.

      From the bbc news story

    28. Re:Bummer... by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      Look man, I'll kep it simple. If God/The Great Spirit/Mother Nature/nobody didn't want Man to slaughter and eat Moa (or the common Cow), he wouldn't have made them out of food.

      The simple solution is for animals to evolve so that they are, in fact, not made out of food. It has worked wonders for the jellyfish and certain kinds of urchin. Also, tuna, which to me is gross.

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    29. Re:Bummer... by acroyear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i think climate change is the key but for different reasons, one of which made it easier for humans to hunt them, but they were going to die anyways.

      the climate change and end of the ice ages caused the trees to start growing, blocking some of the migration paths. this combined with the warming trend reduced the amount of land the larger (especially wooley) beasts could live in for food. reduce available land and you reduce the population. The increased water flow from the thaw also changed the landscape in major ways (niagra, anyone?) that made additional geographic cuts in the migration paths.

      THEN bring in species (like us) that have no problem with the warmer weather and you have competition for food supplies.

      it was going to happen. it was inevitable. if it wasn't *us* moving in and taking advantage of the warmer weather, other species would have done it. the megabeasts were trapped: their lifestyle of migration physically impossible to maintain for new forests and newly-formed caverns from the massive water flow.

      take them out and you start to take out some of the predators that fed on them. climate change is survived by either generalists (us) or those that can move to an area changing less drastically (the buffalo, for example).

      australia is something like 90% desert. it probably wasn't in the past, but i'm not well read on its geological history beyond the basics of its connection with pangea and antarctica back in the triassic and jurassic eras. but extrapolating from how the geography of america changed i would surmise that just like northern america (with forests and rock caverns) and europe (with a lot more water like the baltic sea), the climate change helped create the desert which greatly reduced the amount of land that the larger animals could live off of. THEN bring in generalists like humans into the mix and see what happens.

      again, it didn't have to be us and things would still have gone the way they did. we were the ones, but it could have been any species.

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    30. Re:Bummer... by Coocha · · Score: 1

      so much to the aboriginal "living in harmony with nature" bullshit

      You seem to think that not only is this not a worthy goal, but you also seem to believe that our complex civilization would have to debase itself to achieve this goal. Simply untrue. Intelligent natural resource management, coupled with the development of new energy sources, could bring us a lot closer to living in harmony (or closer to it) sooner than you think. All without the need to revert to hunter-gatherer lifestyles!

      It seems like a lot of people these days believe anthropocentric falsehoods just because that's what they're comfortable with.

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    31. Re:Bummer... by JJ · · Score: 1

      /fIC) We've seen this occurring in more modern times. For example, the Moa of New Zealand; there is essentially no doubt that they were butchered by the Maori, because their fossilized cooking pits are filled with Moa remains in nice neat layers - huge numbers of them that the species clearly couldn't have sustained. When the Maori were discovered, they talked about hunting and killing them. There's a sudden cutoff point in Maori sites in which suddenly Moas disappear from the diet./fI

      I think you are giving the Maori too much credit. Unlike most aboriginal populations, they really don't live within nature. In the region of New Zealand I lived in (Otago) before the white men came, three tribes had virtually killed each other off with constant warfare. When I was there, the one of these tribes that hadn't been wiped out laid claim to one of the last stretches of virgin NZ forest. They had it clear cut the day they acquired title. Tribal leaders said, "the white men always got money for the land, why can't we."

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  3. Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already know that global climate change can have catastrophic results on the biosphere.

    1. Re:Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, what a brilliant insight!

  4. MegaBeaver by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interesting bit about the mega mammals. There's a diarama at the Chippewa Nature Center, Midland, Michigan, depicting a giant beaver. Stood about 6 feet tall, probably a few hundred pounds. (what kind of trees did this thing gnaw anyway, it'd need lots of them) Always wondered how they would have died off, I can't imagine too many bow-and-arrow or spear wielding humans able to take on something like that.

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    1. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MegaBeaver. I'm not even going there, dude.

    2. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Dude...you just did.

    3. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn dude, I did.

    4. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn...
      Dude...
    5. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D U D E ! !

    6. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude...

    7. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..and dudettes. Represent. Double x.

    8. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shoot, where's my car?

    9. Re:MegaBeaver by Monkeman · · Score: 0

      I don't have man devouring demon beavers "out a little". In Africa, with those wacky rainforests, maybe, but here? If there were any giant beavers over here we would have already eaten them. Is beaver good?

    10. Re:MegaBeaver by Stankatz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, mod this "Flamebait". Because nothing is more inflamatory than mentioning the infamous Megabeaver. [/sarcasm]

      I'm starting to think that the moderator criteria should include a genetic test for autism.

    11. Re:MegaBeaver by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 3, Informative
      The above, you ignant prudes is not flamebait.

      ackthpt, however that is pronounced :-p, I'm not sure the beaver was 6' tall, here's a picture of a model one courtesy of the CBC: Castoroides ohioensis. That's the host of the show, Quirks & Quarks beside him.

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    12. Re:MegaBeaver by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, mod this "Flamebait". Because nothing is more inflamatory than mentioning the infamous Megabeaver. [/sarcasm]

      Well, I laughed when I first read "MegaBeaver". But evidently some beavers are overly sensitive.

    13. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey dude. Don't call me dude.

    14. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I ate some beaver last night. It makes a good appetizer, but the main course that followed was MUCH better!

    15. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the beaver, the one not wearing the red jacket?

    16. Re:MegaBeaver by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      what kind of trees did this thing gnaw anyway, it'd need lots of them

      Beavers aren't really eating the trees they gnaw down. They use the logs to construct damms, thereby trapping a number of fish in a given area. They then eat the fish out of their dammed water supply as necessary.

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    17. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's a diarama at the Chippewa Nature Center"

      Keopectate will clear that right up.

    18. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damm!

    19. Re:MegaBeaver by stor · · Score: 1

      I told my girlfriend I'd like a little beaver.

      She said "Neither would I... mine's as big as a house!"

      Cheers
      Stor

      p.s. The joke is from Predator with s/pussy/beaver

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    20. Re:MegaBeaver by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      I would think that an autistic sauvant might actually be some sort of super-moderator.

    21. Re:MegaBeaver by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      ...you insensitive clod!

    22. Re:MegaBeaver by core+plexus · · Score: 1
      "Beavers aren't really eating the trees they gnaw down. They use the logs to construct damms, thereby trapping a number of fish in a given area. They then eat the fish out of their dammed water supply as necessary."

      You sound like an Alaska Dept. of Fish and Game biologist. One of them told me, straight-faced, that beavers do not use stones and mud to construct a dam. I know better, because I have watched beavers do just that. But I'm just a geologist.

      Beavers eat trees, but they eat the smaller twigs and leaves. Beavers do not eat fish.

      -cp-

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    23. Re:MegaBeaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually people with sticks and rocks can kill just about anything. Take two very low tech examples from modern Africa: The pygmies kill elephants on foot with stone tools and the bushmen kill giraffes.

      The Indians in the American Northwest even went whale hunting with Stone Age technology. Furthermore, prehistorical Americans used fire systematically - and very wastefully - to kill whole herds a megafauna.

      You can tell people were getting to the meat somehow by examining the marks left by butchers on the bones. They are not the same as tooth marks.

    24. Re:MegaBeaver by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      There's a diarama at the Chippewa Nature Center, Midland, Michigan, depicting a giant beaver. Stood about 6 feet tall, probably a few hundred pounds. (what kind of trees did this thing gnaw anyway, it'd need lots of them) Always wondered how they would have died off, I can't imagine too many bow-and-arrow or spear wielding humans able to take on something like that.

      Fred Bear used to hunt elephants with a recurve bow - it usually took only one shot, if the arrow landed where it was aimed.

      And whales were hunted (and still are hunted, by Amerinds and Eskimos) with spears (yah, they're called harpoons, but a harpoon is just a spear with a line tied to the shaft).

      In other words, don't underestimate what a man can do with spear or bow, if there is one huge hunk of ambulatory barbeque in front of him, and his wife behind him nagging that the kids are hungry and there's nothing in the larder....

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    25. Re:MegaBeaver by TobyWong · · Score: 1

      They are both beavers, the male one is just more brightly colored in order to attract mates while the female is a drab brown color.

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    26. Re:MegaBeaver by pakog · · Score: 1

      could be so kind and explain that?

  5. mmmm .... marsupial burgers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I envy early man and his wider variety of animals to eat

    1. Re:mmmm .... marsupial burgers by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny, yes, but also true. With a less diverse food source we're more subject to disease in our food supply. Jared Diamond makes a great point in Guns Germs and Steel that early man had hundreds of grain types available to him, and now we have something like 15. A single blight that affected a few key crops could do some real damage. I too envy early man and his many foods.

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    2. Re:mmmm .... marsupial burgers by MrCreosote · · Score: 1

      "A single blight that affected a few key crops could do some real damage."

      Something about Ireland and potatoes come to mind...

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    3. Re:mmmm .... marsupial burgers by DWIM · · Score: 1
      Interesting. The point I recall about the hundreds of grain types available to early man was that only some of those types were suited to domestication and early people in regions that offered that variety of grain types had a natural advantage over others because of it. I think he made the point that we have something like 15 basic grain crops in the world and that most of those came from the fertile crescent -- the region with that high variety of candidates. I don't think he was saying the available grain types has dwindled from hundreds to 15.

      Also, I don't recall him making the point that a less diverse food supply lead to increased disease. What he did say was that animal born diseases actually ultimately confered an advantage on people sophisticated enough to domesticate and keep large animals for food and labor. The people ultimately became resistant to those diseases and when they entered lands where animals were not yet husbanded, those diseases killed the local inhabitants who had no resistance.

    4. Re:mmmm .... marsupial burgers by cens0r · · Score: 1

      I don't think he was saying the available grain types has dwindled from hundreds to 15.

      Actually he did. Hunter Gathers had a diverse diet of grains and other foods that just weren't domasticateable. Once the domesticated what they could, they stopped eating the others.

      Also, I don't recall him making the point that a less diverse food supply lead to increased disease.

      Acutally, he said this too. He mentioned the potato blight of Ireland.

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    5. Re:mmmm .... marsupial burgers by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      I had a marsupial burger last Saturday. They're available at bistros all over Australia.

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    6. Re:mmmm .... marsupial burgers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'm waiting for the slig.

    7. Re:mmmm .... marsupial burgers by DWIM · · Score: 1
      Actually he did [say the available grain types has dwindled from hundreds to 15]. Hunter Gathers had a diverse diet of grains and other foods that just weren't domasticateable. Once the domesticated what they could, they stopped eating the others.
      I think we are agreeing here . The point is perhaps subtle, but just because they stopped eating the non-suitable grain crops doesn't mean the non-suitable ones became extinct. And even when they did die out, it meant little since they were not a suitable food source for large populations. They simply settled on the ones most able to be domesticated.
      Acutally, he said this too [a less diverse food supply leads to increased disease]. He mentioned the potato blight of Ireland.
      Hmm, my memory is failing me then. I guess I need to go back and reread that bit.

      The general point I was addressing, though, was that the food supply has not especially dwindled or become less diverse. Human activity causing extinction has not impacted this. The best candidates for food (crops and animals) were identified ages ago and humans domesticated them. Those ideal food sources are not extinct and are actually cultivated by us.

    8. Re:mmmm .... marsupial burgers by srmalloy · · Score: 1
      I envy early man and his wider variety of animals to eat

      Darwin's theory, in his famous treatise Oregano on Species, that all food evolved from lower forms of food is a seminal work in this field. The principle of 'survival of the tastiest' is strongly supported by observational evidence -- the animals that people like to eat are husbanded, and are in no danger of dying out, while other species disappear. Mammoths are extinct; has anyone tried taking one of the remaining one of the remaining deep-frozen carcasses and tried barbecuing it? Admittedly, thousands of years of freezer burn is going to reduce the quality some, but if it can be shown that mammoth does not go well with barbecue sauce, that provides a reason for early Man to hunt them to extinction in order to replace them with animals that taste better -- horses, cattle, swine, etc.

    9. Re:mmmm .... marsupial burgers by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they all still tasted like chicken...

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    10. Re:mmmm .... marsupial burgers by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      Mammoths are extinct; has anyone tried taking one of the remaining one of the remaining deep-frozen carcasses and tried barbecuing it?

      Actually, apparently this did happen once. Some loon bought a frozen mammoth, and served his hunting club mammoth steaks.

      Don't recall just how it went over, but I don't think anyone died (or upchucked).

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  6. Tonight's headline: by oberondarksoul · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you kill stuff, it stays dead. When you kill all stuff, it's all dead! Weather coming up, after the break.

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    1. Re:Tonight's headline: by GraphicNature · · Score: 1

      Here's a newsflash. Everything that lives also dies. The weather men said it was going to rain for the past three days and it didn't rain a drop. They said it was going to be sunny and clear today and it rained like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

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    2. Re:Tonight's headline: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that different from a cow pissing on a round rock? I'm from the city, and don't know these things.

  7. Um..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure I understand this very well. What does the Megafauna extinction have to do with the sixth extinction? And if they are blaming climate changes on humans, how were these Aboriginal settlers able to do it without pollution?

    1. Re:Um..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They weren't annoying little guilty white liberals, that's how.

    2. Re:Um..? by istartedi · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never heard of the sport-utility boomerang.

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    3. Re:Um..? by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      They're just saying that climate change leads to mass extinction, be it normal cyclic (like the last 100,000 years) or cataclysmic (think dinosaurs - they didn't die because asteroid shards hit every single one of them, they died because the debris in the atmosphere blocked out the sun, causing the major producers of the time to die out). Right now the climate is changing, we're approaching a peak, anthropogenically aided or not. Will that lead to another mass extinction? That's the question they're raising. Nice jump to reactionary politicism, though.

    4. Re:Um..? by Nilmat · · Score: 1

      Actually, there was an interesting article on Slashdot a while back suggesting that a lot of the dinosaurs died from incredibly large amounts of infrared radiation caused by ejecta reentering the atmosphere in the hours immediately following the impact. I thought it was an interesting enough paper to present on it at my department's research seminar a few months ago.

  8. good luck by cryptoz · · Score: 0, Troll

    So, with any luck, all humans will soon be extinct?! I like this idea! I mean, the world would be so much nicer without people on it, when you think about it, and all the damange we've done. It brings up the question, "If you could press a button, and kill all humans on the planet (painlessly), would you?"

    1. Re:good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no.

    2. Re:good luck by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1

      "If you could press a button, and kill all humans on the planet (painlessly), would you?"

      No, for two reasons:
      1. I'd prefer to keep the option in reserve...as long as you bitches know I could presss the button, you'll toe the line.
      2. You specified 'painlessly'. Is there an 'excruciatingly painful' option?

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    3. Re:good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that was even remotely serious, you need to quit doing drugs, quit hanging out with your enviro-terror ELF friends and GET A FUCKING CLUE.

      jackass

    4. Re:good luck by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1
      It brings up the question, "If you could press a button, and kill all humans on the planet (painlessly), would you?"
      Ok, Mr. All-Talk / No-Action. Start with yourself. Do it. Awww, you're just teasing us? You only want to die if everyone else does to? That's what I thought. No commitment. Selfish little prick.
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    5. Re:good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, where is this button located?

    6. Re:good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Your lion wants more tofu.

    7. Re:good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This button idea would be good, if it only killed specific people - and if I were the one doing the choosing who would be killed, of course.

      Humans could do with a good culling, but not all humans are equally useful/useless.

    8. Re:good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude,

      Well put.

    9. Re:good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...toe the line.

      Instantaneously, i would wrap that line around your neck and hang you, then press the button for 'painful' annihilation.

      Ahh, pain is soothing.

      My button!!

      AC out..

    10. Re:good luck by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      To be entirely fair, he'll need to start with other people to keep up with the rate of birth.

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  9. Climate changes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hot and wet makes my over-sized orgasmisms peter out too.

  10. So what does that mean for us? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

    Since the hand of human civilzation is turning up the thermostat on ol' Mother Earth?

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    1. Re:So what does that mean for us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      civilzation is turning up the thermostat on ol' Mother Earth



      No it's not.

    2. Re:So what does that mean for us? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      No it's not.

      Yes, it IS.

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    3. Re:So what does that mean for us? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Please explain how a graph for which the labeled resolution is "50,000 years" is going to discuss recent rates of climate change (past 200 years or so)? Everyone here already knows that the Earth's climate changes in the long term; that's not the issue at hand (rapid climate change, and its impact on the planet).

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    4. Re:So what does that mean for us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty, but why don't take your graph and lay it on top of the Vostok 420,000 yr graph (from the parent) then come back here and chat about what you've discovered.

    5. Re:So what does that mean for us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice detail on the graph. What's the granularity, a century? Hell, how old is it? Might be harder to see a lot more core samples to get a current trend when all that ice melts.

    6. Re:So what does that mean for us? by sp0rk173 · · Score: 2

      Increase in weather fluctuation and intensity. Shifting of the greenbelts north and south, desertification in the old greenbelts, add in increased population density, assuming population growth continues it's general pattern right now, and you're going to see more communicable diseases spring up. Basically, I'd say it's a good time to buy land in Southern Canada and start growing soy, wheat, and corn.

      Will it impact us a whole lot? Eh, who knows. It certainly won't be a completely benign situation. Seeing as the residence time of CO2 in the atmosphere is between 70 and 130 years, the sooner we stop sending that crap out at ever quickening rates, the less severe the situation will be...but i'm pretty sure we're screwed as far as halting anthropogenic global warming. The only thing left is to ride the heatwave, baby.

    7. Re:So what does that mean for us? by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your intent, please don't post a link to an article that uses the words "prove" and "science" in the same sentence. This combination only feeds skepticism. Science does not prove, it collects data and abstracts the data into trends and correlations that are then developed into ideas on how nature works. The only thing science can do, in the long run, is provide support for, or disprove, an idea.

    8. Re:So what does that mean for us? by rscrawford · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Means Someone's going to be pissed when He comes back. "What? Why aren't there any trees left? Did you really think 'dominion' meant 'destruction'? Silly humans. No eternity for you!"

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    9. Re:So what does that mean for us? by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      That graph doesn't say anything about anthropegenic effects of CO2 concentrations in the atmosphere. All it says is, "Hey, CO2 concentrations cycle through the atmosphere with time, and at present we're approaching a peak." What's interesting, if you look at the trend line of CO2 towards time 0, we haven't seen a decline in the CO2 peak in the past 10,000 years. There's what looks to me like oscillations at around (if you translocate) 260 - 280 ppmv. Looking at the earlier historical curves they almost all have a nice exponential decay pattern after a peak. Maybe this is due to data density as time approaches 0, or maybe it's just quality of near-surface ice core data. But if it's not, it'd be interesting to see what causes that...as there's no hardcore industrialization that long ago (though civilization did exist ~7000 BP[Uruk in messopotamia, if you care about details], so there was large-scale burning of biomass, which is a source of CO2 emmissions). All conjecture though. What this plot tells me, once again, is that we're at the peak of a natural CO2 cycle. Ok, cool. We're also emitting CO2 at extremely high rates around the globe. CO2 has a relatively long residence time in the atmosphere (70 - 130 years), which means right now - best case scenario - CO2 that was emitted in 1935 is settling into the ocean and contributing to biomass production. And CO2 emissions will only increase as the third world industrializes. So what? We might just provide enough anthropogenic CO2 to push that natural cycle up far enough to have the highest CO2 concentration in the past 400,000 years. With CO2 comes reradiation of insolation throughout the troposphere. That means atmospheric warming.

      In short, does that graph disprove anthropogenic effects on climate cycles? No. Does it disprove that human society is currently exacerbating global CO2 or CH4 concentrations? No. What does is show? That chemical compounds exist in concentrations that oscilate with time. Wow. An accepted scientific idea for quite a long time.

    10. Re:So what does that mean for us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That graph doesn't say anything about anthropegenic effects of CO2 concentrations in the atmosphere



      It asks you to show it one that does. It wants you to pen a mark where you would prefer the planet hold her temperture for the next 420,000 years.


    11. Re:So what does that mean for us? by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong but science has proved a great many things, such as some germs cause disease (and which germs cause which disease) or that splitting an atom produces energy.

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    12. Re:So what does that mean for us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, I'd say it's a good time to buy land in Southern Canada and start growing soy, wheat, and corn.

      Right... because we aren't doing that up here already...

    13. Re:So what does that mean for us? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Since the hand of human civilzation is turning up the thermostat on ol' Mother Earth?

      Less fat chicks? : )

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  11. How much longer until it stops being speculation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much longer until people stop guessing and look out their window and see the effects?

  12. Climates change, times change by Suburbanpride · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Although I have no doubt that the current human-caused warming trends will greatly effect the biodiversty of this planet, I'm not worried about the long term survival of the earth. Althouhg the megafauna of Australia went extent, other animals have filled the niche, althouhg Australia is isolated so it is any interesting case.

    Global warming will speed to extenction of many creatures, but it will also aid evoltion of many more.

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    1. Re:Climates change, times change by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      I don't think any reasonable people are concerned that life on Earth will be threatened. But people themselves could be threatened, and fancying myself a person, I kind of feel that it concerns me.

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    2. Re:Climates change, times change by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Although I have no doubt that the current human-caused warming trends will greatly effect the biodiversty of this planet, I'm not worried about the long term survival of the earth.

      Duh. When people say "Save the Planet!" what they really mean is "Save our asses!" As George Carlin once said,

      "The planet is fine! The people ... are fucked."

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    3. Re:Climates change, times change by AliasMoze · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, the Earth will abide.

      Not only that, but consider this: we humans produce certain bacteria, because the waste of that bacteria is helpful to us. Who's to say that Nature didn't produce man because of the waste he produces? Maybe Nature's next Act will be seeded by nuclear waste or old AOL CD's.

    4. Re:Climates change, times change by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      ...but it will also aid evolution of many more.


      Including Humans. Just like effects of war, survival through adaptation is a route taken through innovation. In a sick and twisted way, perhaps a mass extinction will be *good* for the human race. Perhaps now we will be forced to live beyond this planet and colonize new ones.


      Unless the laws of physics keep us damned to hell for ever till our Sun burns out.

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    5. Re:Climates change, times change by timbo234 · · Score: 1

      Global warming will speed to extenction of many creatures, but it will also aid evoltion of many more

      It sure will. The problem is that by the time that has happened human civilization could be as dead as the dodo.

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    6. Re:Climates change, times change by NardofDoom · · Score: 1

      You can't "aid evolution." You can merely introduce different types of selection. Don't anthropomorphize non-human things. They don't like it.

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  13. Castoroides ohioensis by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    MegaBeaver. I'm not even going there, dude.

    Castoroides ohioensis

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  14. denying global warming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Yet the Americans continue to deny global warming. Gives you a nice feeling about the future, doesn't it, when the nation that release the most greenhouse gasses denies it is even causing a problem :-/

    1. Re:denying global warming... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      Yet the Americans continue to deny global warming.

      Not all of us, dude...just our elected officials.

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    2. Re:denying global warming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and me

    3. Re:denying global warming... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Next time your driving on the road, count how many of your fellow citizens are driving alone (and in rush hour) in a big fat over bloated land-yacht. Also known as an SUV.

      Fact is, you can't put the blame on just the politicians. I wish it was that simple, but it's not.

      Note: I'm not against SUVs. I'm just pissed off at the fact people drive them for status and NOT for utilitarian reasons (which makes up the U in SUV)

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    4. Re:denying global warming... by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Informative
      They don't deny global warming. They deny that global warming is primarily caused by human activity. If the warming trend is in fact part of a natural geological cycle, then sacrificing all our technology tomorrow wouldn't help much, would it? Perhaps what we need is NEW technology to help even out the ice age/warm age cycles.

      Personally, I beleive that all the carbon dioxide we've released in the last 100 years must be having some effect.

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    5. Re:denying global warming... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Even if global warming is primarily caused by human activity, we're at least 4 years too late to stop it at this point, and more likely 20....and it is a uniquely American crime ending research into biofuels in the late 1970s.

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    6. Re:denying global warming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems that any message which points out that 4% of the world's population releases 25% of the greenhouse gasses gets modded down to troll :-/

      Although "politically inconvenient", those are the facts.

    7. Re:denying global warming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just pissed off at the fact people drive them for status and NOT for utilitarian reasons

      Out of curiousity, out of what data/information do you base this fact? To how many people does this apply?

    8. Re:denying global warming... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Friends, people from work, personal observation in my local appartment complex whom have no children...etc.

      Don't take my word for it of course. Do your own research.

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    9. Re:denying global warming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aahh, yes, the "if it applies to me, it applies to everyone" logic. How very definitive of you.

    10. Re:denying global warming... by jnaujok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, most climatology textbooks will tell you that 90% of the climate is based on the temperature of the oceans. Dig deep enough and they'll tell you that the deep ocean thermal transport runs on a 1000 year cycle, so that the heat of the ocean today is based on the input from 1000 years ago. This would mean that if we got rid of all technology today, that the change in temperature would occur in 3005.

      Tell me again why I should listen to even one climatologist when they talk out of both sides of their mouth?

      If Kyoto was enacted, full-force, today, we would delay the rise in temperature in the year 2100 by 280 days. At a cost of 50 Trillion dollars.

      Anyone volunteering?

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  15. Anime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the title as MegaFucka and there was something about the Dildo being extinct or something.

    I think I need to get out more.

  16. well Republicans say global warming is a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And of course, conservatives would NEVER lie to people just to further their own agenda. Like that WMDs in Iraq thing, that was just bad intelligence, honest!

    1. Re:well Republicans say global warming is a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And liberals would never EVER lie, either! Like that Lewinsky thing, she was just showing alternative ways to clean body parts, it's true!

    2. Re:well Republicans say global warming is a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People killed by Lewinsky affair: 0
      People killed by Iraq war: Over 100,000 and counting

      Yep, those are both definitely on the same level.

    3. Re:well Republicans say global warming is a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you're not a cigar...

    4. Re:well Republicans say global warming is a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it was bad intelligence. Unless you think the liberals are in on it too:

      http://snopes.com/politics/war/wmdquotes.asp

    5. Re:well Republicans say global warming is a hoax by Urusai · · Score: 1

      ...that was just bad intelligence, honest!

      How true, how true.

    6. Re:well Republicans say global warming is a hoax by Ferretman · · Score: 1

      Irrelevant to the discussion at hands, folks.

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  17. just a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we as humans also guarantee the survival of a great many species. because we eat them, pigs, cows, chickens, as well as countless other plants animals herbs and whathaveyou will never ever ever be extinct regardless of climate or any other factor.

  18. Extinction? by loraksus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What percentage of animals that once lived are now extinct? (this is sort of a trick question for the christian "scientists" who go looking for dinosaurs in Africa, but lets ignore those morons for a moment.)
    Over 99%? Oh.
    Yes, species die off. Sucks for the those animals, and makes us feel guilty if were are causing it, but the fact is that natural processes have killed off more animals than humans have.

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    1. Re:Extinction? by BewireNomali · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. I have a bleeding heart like the next guy, but the tenets of evolution confirm that the fittest survive. My thinking is that our survival now will be determined by several things: defeating viruses before they get too mutated to contain, gene therapy to adapt the human body to our suiting (using aforementioned tamed and redesigned viruses), and making it so that we can safely explore and settle space as a species.

      The other thing we need to do is get gene samples for all these "dying" species. Once our privileges get escalated to "godlike" we'll just bring them back and have cool biosphere planets that metahumans can vacation on. We need a biosphere gene bank.

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    2. Re:Extinction? by Megamote · · Score: 1

      "Yes, species die off." --- Too bad bigots aren't a species.

    3. Re:Extinction? by TedTschopp · · Score: 0

      Two picky things:

      1. I don't see how this is a trick question for Christian Scientists.

      2. I think your statement should read, what percentage of species that once lived are now extinct. Extinction is generally applied to a species or subspecies, not a specific animal.

      One general thing.

      3. As a Christian Scientist, I would agree with your assertion that the natral process has killed more species than humans have.

      Ted Tschopp

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    4. Re:Extinction? by birge · · Score: 1
      (this is sort of a trick question for the christian "scientists" who go looking for dinosaurs in Africa, but lets ignore those morons for a moment.)

      Where are the assholes that mod down my posts as flamebait? This shit gets modded up?

    5. Re:Extinction? by TedTschopp · · Score: 1

      [blockquote]Once our privileges get escalated to "godlike" we'll just bring them back[/blockquote]

      Some would say that you have just described what heaven/purgatory will be like for the first couple of tens of thousands of years. We get to clean up the crap hole we made of the place, and fix all the mistakes we made to good ol' mother earth. But the idea would probably be more along the lines of "immortal" as opposed to "godlike".

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    6. Re:Extinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, flesh-and-blood animals are so messy. We just need a large quantum computer and we can emulate the biosphere without the fuss of the real version.

      / The joke would be on us if God were the original "artificial biology" programmer.

    7. Re:Extinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. I don't see how this is a trick question for Christian Scientists.

      If the correct answer is 99%, then, as evolution doesn't exist, there was a time when the earth had 99x the living species on it, causing the need for a planet far, far, far larger than ours.

      ie: The answer isn't explainable

    8. Re:Extinction? by jfengel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the fact is that natural processes have killed off more animals than humans have.

      This is very true, but you're looking at the wrong time scales. Most of those species that died had no effect on humans, because we're a relatively recent phenomenon.

      If you're suggestion that we simply shouldn't care whether species live or die, I'll treat it in a self-centered fashion: we don't want to wipe out species if they could do something for us, or if their deaths would be a barometer for our own.

      In the former case, there are many species on the planet who could be of utility to us. If not for medicine or food, at least as part of the total evolutionary record that we use to understand ourselves.

      In the latter case, it may not matter if we wipe out the xebu by turning up the temperature, but if that temperature change presages worse changes that wipe out us, too, we care.

      So extinction doesn't just suck for them. Potentially it sucks for us, too. I'm not going to tell you that every beetle is sacred, and I'm not one of those green-at-all-costs eco types. But extinctions do matter, and we should moderate our behavior to not actively cause them at least until we have a better idea of what the total long-term effect might be.

      Sure, there are plenty of other ways for creatures to go extince, and we should keep an eye out for asteroids and such, but that doesn't mean that extinction isn't also a problem on scales less than 100 million years, too.

    9. Re:Extinction? by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      wow. ok. i'll buy that. so then by extension, should I assume from a religious standpoint that the assertion is that "god" is humanity in the future? Therefore when religious folks are praying, they're really praying to their immortal relatively omnipotent progeny?

      i'll buy that.

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    10. Re:Extinction? by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      lol. right. I'll buy that.

      I guess going back to the "source" would be the punchline, right?

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    11. Re:Extinction? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      By "christian 'scientists'", I think he was referring to the creationist/intelligent design types, rather than to members of the Church of Christ, Scientist, or to scientists (minus the scare quotes) who profess the Christian religion.

      Now, I gather that the official position of the Church of Christ, Scientist is opposed to the evolutionary explanation of the fossil evidence, and for the literal Bible creation explanation, but you'd know a lot more about that than I do.

    12. Re:Extinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I tend to agree. We simply don't have very much data or very good models for climate change. It's embarassing how much we know and how much we don't and then the press conference type announcments of theories that happen.. My gut, based on a number of factors but largely just the sheer volume of the world and how little we are in it is that we'll find out that we have little to no impact on the climate when it's all said and done but pumping petro-chemicals and other checmicals into the atmosphere in the microscopic amounts (relatively speaking) that they are is really really good at causing cancer or other mutations to our species which isn't a good thing.

      I think you've got far more to worry about by sitting in from of a CRT with a 3Ghz piece of silicon a couple feet from your body and smelling the chemicals that are being outgased from the plastics that make it all than you do from climate change.

      The climate will be changing long after we're all gone.

    13. Re:Extinction? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Yeah those damn bigots, being all bigotted and all. I really hate those jerks.

    14. Re:Extinction? by jav1231 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm ever amazed at how much so-called "intelligent" people on this forum swallow the human-induced climate change idea. This is more a socio-cultural cliques than a real science. It's no different than any other knitting group it just happens to be made up of people who stroke each other's academic egos. Sit up on your fence, scoff logic, and let the man at the gate conduct his litmus test before you accept an argument. The beauty of truth is, it doesn't change. Yeah, that's another ridiculous notion our Nuevo-scientist must come to grips with. Some things just are.
      Idiots.

    15. Re:Extinction? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Thanks for sharing!

    16. Re:Extinction? by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      3. As a Christian Scientist, I would agree with your assertion that the natral process has killed more species than humans have.

      Ya, that flood was a bitch. Good thing for Noah or all the animals would be extinct. /sarcasm

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    17. Re:Extinction? by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Agreed. I have a bleeding heart like the next guy, but the tenets of evolution confirm that the fittest survive."

      The tenets of evolution assure no such thing, if we take it all the way to the cosmological level. When the sun dies or the next cosmic level disaster happens do you really think biological evolution is going to protect anyone from such an impossible to overcome natural evolutionary process that even supersedes biology and even intelligence?

      Things are as likely to devolve as evolve. Evolution has no direction, so how can it assure only the fittest survive when it is essentially an inert blind chemical process in a universe of other chemical and physical processes that will just as equally destroy advanced life despite it's own achievements? Even the concept of survival is totally foriegn to most life-forms they are just following their pre-ordained response mechanisms. When your skin or DNA of a plant or animal is damaged by other natural processes and even the sun itself, where's the rule that the current fittest are guaranteed to survive when over 99% of the species that ever lived have been wiped out, who's to say that 100% wont be wiped out completely in a matter of time?

      Evolution, that is real evolution, doesn't assure survival of anything at all. It's just a process and that is all.

    18. Re:Extinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Just remember, the more dismissive and insulting you are about your opponent, the more true your own interpretation of the facts becomes.

    19. Re:Extinction? by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      semantics.

      99% of the species that have ever lived have been wiped out. Ok, true... whatever. Survivors had some kind of "fitness" ... adaptations that allowed them to overcome the obstacle that otherwise obliterated the rest. After each and ever one of these great extinctions, evolution has started back to work, and with minor diversions, has always worked towards GREATER COMPLEXITY. So I contend that evolution has a direction. I contend history has proven that evolution adheres to adaptation, fitness, and greater complexity where environments allow. I contend that this is accurate because I exist and can contemplate this. I agree that it is just a process, but processes have rules - that's what differentiates a "process" from "chaos". Notwithstanding the foregoing, I never asserted that evolution would protect us from grand calamity or protect us in a grand godlike fashion.

      I merely stated, and reiterate, that evolution confirms that the fittest in an environment survive. The fact that humans proliferate is further proof of this because intelligence is about the best adaptation to arise. And some might argue that humans are intelligent.

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    20. Re:Extinction? by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      The thing with messing with the environment and extinctions is that we tend to lose such as the Birds of Paradise and get left with the cockroaches and the rats.

    21. Re:Extinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually this is wrong. Evolution does not lead towards greater complexity; it is directionless. Life is a bush not a ladder. Parasites usually evolve from "higher" lifeforms by basically losing everything but a feeding mechanism and a reproductive mechanism.

      Seriously this is why there are so many people that don't believe in evolution, cause even those that do only believe in their own personal version of it. I'm not insulting you, just go read stuff on evolution before you contend that evolution has a direction.

      I suggest you start with some Stephen J. Gould and work your way up from there.

    22. Re:Extinction? by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      Perhaps because we're concerned that pumping shit loads of crap into the atmosphere may just possibly have an impact. CFCs have already given us a hole in the ozone layer, saying climate change hasn't been proven doesn't mean we shouldn't moderate our behaviour somewhat in case it does. If nothing else, the air in our major cities will start to be breathable again.

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    23. Re:Extinction? by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with any of your assertions.

      However, The Gutenberg-Richter Law. Self-Organized Criticality. Systems left to their own devices achieving, on a whole, self organized levels of criticality and complexity.

      I never asserted my opinion as fact, merely opinion. I am familiar with Gould. I'll suggest reading, too... Per Bak's Science of Self-Organized Criticality. The idea that simple rules guide generalized criticality and complexity that is intrinsic to our universe.

      As evolution is a theory, I cannot be "wrong" as you put it. On the other hand, you cannot dispute the fact that every time evolution has started up on this planet, it has resulted in some form of complexity. I am merely reductionist in my approach. If it results in complexity, by its very nature it must drive towards complexity. Exceptions, such as the ones you describe, only make the rule for me. If one intelligent species arises out of an isolated exercise in evolution, then the goal was complexity... intelligence. To be arrogant about it.... evolution, when discussed by humans, is not about an isolated subset of parasite. It is about us, humans, now on the verge of completely turning evolution on its ear by virtue of our awe inspiring, incredibly complex, infinitely versatile tool. Refutation of my opinion demands that we not exist.

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    24. Re:Extinction? by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      > Yes, species die off. Sucks for the those animals, and makes us feel guilty if were are causing it, but
      > the fact is that natural processes have killed off more animals than humans have.

      What people with this short sighted view do not take into account is the speed of the extinction. Except maybe for the dinosaur killing meteor, all extinctions happen over thousands if not tens of thousands of years. Creatures have time to spread and fill the niches, adapt to the new conditions.

      The mass extinction that we are in the middle of is fast. There is no time for nature to adapt. If we kill off one species, then that may kill off all other species that feed off of it, before they have time to adapt to a new food source, or move to a new local.

      Think of it this way. If you have an outhouse, and you use it a couple of times a day, the sewage will seep into the ground without a problem. Use it 100,000 times a day, and your house will be overflowing with shit. This is where we are right now. And it's not pretty.

      jfs

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    25. Re:Extinction? by SenorChuck · · Score: 1

      There needs to be a moderation option for "Strongly Agree", because I'm right there with you on this. How did that post get modded up? It added nothing to the discussion of the topic. What I got out of it: information from undefined sources, posed as globally accepted. Nothing to see here, move along.

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    26. Re:Extinction? by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      I never said it hasn't been proven, just that it hasn't been proven to have been human-induced. Don't put words in my mouth.

    27. Re:Extinction? by mccabem · · Score: 1
      ...but the fact is that natural processes have killed off more animals than humans have.
      I'm pretty sure this point goes to the other side of the argument.
      • Life has been around on Earth for billions of years.
      • Human life has been on earth for thousands of years.

      If it weren't true that nature had killed off more species in billions of year than we've been able to kill off in thousands of years, we'd all be in worse shape that we are.

      What's a much better question is: how destructive have we been given the short time we've been on the planet?

      So far, it's looking like our impact will be on the same scale with ice ages, asteroid strikes and cataclysmic volcanic eruptions.

      This is good reason for us all to want to be more conservative* in our lifestyles, but who is even payng much attention?


      *No, not Republicrat Party "Conservative(tm)" - we're trying to be at least a little serious here.
    28. Re:Extinction? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      "Agreed. I have a bleeding heart like the next guy, but the tenets of evolution confirm that the fittest survive."

      The tenets of evolution assure no such thing

      Actually, they do. Darwin, remember? "Survival of the fittest" was his catchphrase.

      However, what he carefully ignored was that it was a meaningless statement, really. The "fittest" survive. How do we determine what is the "fittest"? If it survives, it's the "fittest". So, what survives, survives.

      Yah, we all knew that one without Darwin coming along and telling us. Realistically, "survival of the fittest" is only useful for ex post facto analysis of life - this moth is here, now, so it must have some subtle advantage over the moths that used to be here (like, it's dark colored, and the older moths were light colored)....

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    29. Re:Extinction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, I'm a callous bastard but unfortunately the term "Fittest" isn't limited to our ability to dominate and suborn the environment. The best predator in the world, after it gulps down the last morsel of edible food, is still going to die. Saying "oh well, they weren't fit to survive" about the species we wipe out, especially when we don't know what role these species play in the ecosystem is lazy, shortsightedly greedy and deadly in the medium to long term.

    30. Re:Extinction? by birge · · Score: 1

      I think the moderation facility just makes /. a self-fulfilling prophesy. It just cements the dominant politics here, which is generally pseudo-liberal anti-religious and over-intellectual. Fortunately, some good stuff still gets through the moderation system, and a ton of worthless stuff gets killed, so I guess it's a neccesary evil.

  19. Wrong terminology by xv4n · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Most biologists believe that Earth is currently undergoing its sixth mass extinction.

    I would better call that partial mass extintion, or how would they explain we're still here after five previous mass extinctions?

    1. Re:Wrong terminology by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      mass != total

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    2. Re:Wrong terminology by Zaxor · · Score: 1

      The terminology is fine. They say "mass extinction," not "total extinction."

    3. Re:Wrong terminology by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1
      mass != total
      Since when?
      Mass; A large quantity; a sum; the principal part.
    4. Re:Wrong terminology by Guillermito · · Score: 1

      precisely; "the principal part" != "all of it"

    5. Re:Wrong terminology by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

      Imprecisely more like.

      Principle part, would refer to the 'main body' or 'majority' of a given something. The main body does not consititute all of something. Rather the main part, negating the minor or subsidiary parts.

    6. Re:Wrong terminology by Guillermito · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what I've just said?

      Are you aware that among certain circles (to which most slashdotters certainly belong) the symbol "!=" means "not equal"?

    7. Re:Wrong terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mass extinction does not imply total or complete extinction. If the latter was true, then yes, we wouldn't be here, at least not in the form we know now. Mass extinction only indicates a large percentage of the earth's multicellular organisms dying off (it's impossible to track unicellular organisms with the same metrics), usually greater than 50% of the species known to exist at that time.

      Sometimes, I wonder if the presence of a new and highly effective predator was the cause of the previous mass extinctions, with the predator dying out in a relatively short amount of time after its first appearance such that we have no fossil records of its existance. It's certainly feasible, and reasonable to think that humans might not have been the first species with such a destructive force to inhabit this planet. The only thing is, we have a tendency to leave relics behind. But I wonder how many of our creations would still exist 65 millions years after our eventual demise.

  20. Irrelevant by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 0


    (How many times do I have to start a post with that word?)

    In fifty years, nanotech will eliminate human stress on the environment - long before any significant effect of that stress. By end of this century, humans will be irrelevant as Transhumans move off-planet and actually require LESS resources because of more efficient functioning.

    Within another few hundred years, the Earth will regenerate as if humans had never existed.

    Also, counts of animal "extinctions" are notoriously biased and inaccurate, from what I've read. Scientists don't even have an accurate count of how many species there ARE on this planet - they could be off by factors of ten or more.

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    1. Re:Irrelevant by ChePibe · · Score: 1

      The advances you talk about are possible, perhaps, but in the time frame you mention (50 years) only likely in the most highly developed part of the world.

      The most important environmental challenges are those in the developing world, where a lack of technological innovation results in slash and burn farming and the use of fuels that cause excessive damage to the environment.

      While the technology you're talking about will certainly be helpful, spreading existing technology to less-developed parts of the world will have a much more powerful effect immediately than waiting and wishful thinking.

    2. Re:Irrelevant by AliasMoze · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "...humans will be irrelevant as Transhumans move off-planet..."

      This off-planet stuff is confusing. If the population continues exploding, then even within my lifetime there will be a hundred billionish people on Earth. How the heck are we going to get even a million people off the planet, let alone billions of them?

    3. Re:Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silence, Toadie! You know very well that the Third Plague will strike humanity before it can evolve to transhumanity and be evacuated. When that happens, my Monkey People shall reclaim the planet in my name. Your pitiful science cannot save you!

      Hail Zendor!

    4. Re:Irrelevant by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      Oh Please! How do you *know* this? What if large changes *within* the next 50 years result in massive wars, starvation and disease? Do you think that could potentially have an impact on your predicted utopia?? You shouldn't assume that we can dig ourselves out of this using technology.

    5. Re:Irrelevant by sosegumu · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid (I'm 47 years old), they said that in 50 years flying cars would be commonplace. Funny how we're esentially getting around with the same--if only slightly improved--planes, trains and automobiles as before.

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    6. Re:Irrelevant by shawn443 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of that scene where the I see dead people kid is an adroid ressurected eons after earth's extinction by interstellar archeologists. I forget the name of that movie.

      But in 50-100 years? We don't even have flying cars yet. Popular Science has been promising these since the magazine's inception.

    7. Re:Irrelevant by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      A nanotech that is capable of eliminating human stress on the environment is also capable of giving a single human being the power to destroy all life on the planet. Given that we currently have a large number of sociopaths that have adopted a "Kill them all and let God sort it out!" approach, that does not bode well for the prospects of survival of ANY Terran species. In short, technology may not be the silver bullet you're looking for after all.

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    8. Re:Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's an authority on everything. Check his post history.

    9. Re:Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, I just read a stat that in Brazil they are burning the equivilent of 9 football fields worth of rainforest away every minute...

    10. Re:Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and my shit will turn purple and smell like rainbow sherbet.

    11. Re:Irrelevant by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

      Popular Science has been promising these since the magazine's inception.

      That's because people don't want to read about the reality of futuristic transportation.
      "Marvel at the amazing car with reduced emmisions! Gaze in wonder at the practical public transportation system!" Oooooo....Ahhhhh!

      Ok now I'm just being silly....

    12. Re:Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of that scene where the I see dead people kid is an adroid ressurected eons after earth's extinction by interstellar archeologists. I forget the name of that movie.

      I think it was called, "The Robot That Got Buried Then Dug Up Again."

    13. Re:Irrelevant by Agrippa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If the population continues exploding, then even within my lifetime there will be a hundred billionish people on Earth. How the heck are we going to get even a million people off the planet, let alone billions of them?"

      The population of the world will continue to grow, then start declining midway through this century.

      This is because of several factors:

      1. The USA and Europe will go into population decline in about 20 years. Their birth rates have stagnated. EU will go faster if its member states don't start allowing more immigrants in to replace the dying population. The USA will be better off because of its immigration policies, but will still face population decline because there will be more old people than young workers to take their place.

      2. As large nations (India, China, Brazil) transform economically, they will (and are) experiencing a declining birth rate. China already has reduced its birth rate rather substantially. This will dramatically slow down population expansion.

      3. AIDS has killed off, and will continue to kill off, a substantial number of the younger population in Africa. Less young people = less kids = population decline over time.

      4. Japan is already in the throes of population decline. In Japan there are regions almost devoid of children and schools closed down and turned into elderly care facilities. The birth rate in Japan is horribly low and they have more elderly than young. Their xenophobic culture restricts their resupply of young workers.

      If you want a really good analysis of all of this, read The Pentagon's New Map by Thomas Barnett.

      .agrippa.

    14. Re:Irrelevant by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      Flying cars don't exist yet because:

      1. It isn't in corporations' best interests to significantly improve life for the population unless either A. they think somebody else will get there first and beat them to the market or B. people stop buying what they're already producing. As long as people buy tons of cars as they are now, and as long as the five or ten auto manufacturers all know that the others are not to try to develop flying cars, where's the incentive to innovate?

      2. Most people can't even figure out how to drive in two dimensions. Do you honestly expect them to be able to handle three? We would basically need vehicles that can drive themselves. This hasn't happened yet (even for non-flying cars) because of reason 1.

      It would be trivial to design a flying car with current technology, energy requirements notwithstanding. Energy technology has not improved because certain large corporations have a vested interest in making energy cost as much as possible. See reason 1.

      Unfortunately, when it comes down to a question of whether the human race will survive, I think Futurama got it right. "There was a company that was close to finding a cure, but I bought it and killed it and sold off the remains. Made a cool hundred mil." As long as our species is driven predominantly by selfishness and greed, we're screwed.

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    15. Re:Irrelevant by AliasMoze · · Score: 1

      Thanks. The question still stands, though. How is the off-earth solution a solution at all?

    16. Re:Irrelevant by mark_osmd · · Score: 1

      the movie was A.I. by Spielberg.

    17. Re:Irrelevant by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      You want the real answer?

      Because those billions of humans will either be:
      1) Killed off.
      2) Transmogrified into Transhumans.
      3) Left to drop dead in due time from their own incompetence in providing for themselves.

      Actually, 4) - all of the above - is the most likely scenario.

      When I speak of off-world migration, I'm referring to a consequence of transmogrification to Transhuman status. Transhumans have no need to remain on this planet since they have no biological requirements that must be supported by this planet's resources.

      With brains operating thousands of times faster than human brains, figuring out how to get off-planet without draining the planet's resources will be, uhm, a no-brainer...

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    18. Re:Irrelevant by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      I thought the Monkey People already HAD the planet.

      Was I misinformed, monkey boy?

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    19. Re:Irrelevant by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "A nanotech that is capable of eliminating human stress on the environment is also capable of giving a single human being the power to destroy all life on the planet."

      By George, I think he's got it!

      Seriously, this is probably not quite the issue science fiction makes it appear. Certainly the threat is being taken seriously by a lot of people and it's likely that various safeguards and constraints will be in place before quite that level of capability is available to just anybody.

      Groups and governments on the other hand are much more of a threat than individuals in this regard. I suspect, however, that those Transhumanists who are aware of the possibilities will be the ones who maintain sufficient control of the situation until the necessary tech for transmogrification is developed. And once that tech is in place and an actual Transhuman exists, nobody else is going to be a subsequent factor.

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    20. Re:Irrelevant by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      I haven't seen it, but the premise as I understand it strikes me as one of the great STUPID concepts of all motion picture history...

      Which is probably why I haven't been greatly motivated to see it. Spielberg's fascination with children does not interest me.

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    21. Re:Irrelevant by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Look at it rationally.

      What are the odds that anything in the next fifty years is going to happen so FAST and WORLD-WIDE that all economies are going to evaporate and ALL technological progress is going to stop?

      Climate change? Very unlikely. It would have to happen so quickly that the world's economies could not adjust or move from hemisphere to hemisphere.

      Wars? Local. Even spasm nuclear war between the US and China and/or Russia would only destroy a percentage of those countries infrastructure - they would ramp back up in twenty years or so after it ended. The rest of the world (more scientific research is being done in Europe now than in the US, or at least more scientific literature is being published there) would be relatively unscathed.

      Sure, major political, economic and social unrest would occur with any of those scenarios. But enough to STOP technological progress? Much more likely to STIMULATE even faster progress and on the most critically useful technologies to boot.

      People are saying we had predictions of flying cars 50 years ago. Well, we had predictions of all-out Doomsday fifty years ago, too. Where is that? If you read the crap put out by environmentalists like Erhlich back in the '70's, we should all be starving today - India should be a dead nation. Doesn't look like it, does it?

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    22. Re:Irrelevant by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      We already have flying "cars"; we've had them for 100 years now. They're called airplanes.

      Seriously, I don't know what they were rambling about with the "flying cars" crap back then, but it made no sense at all. We've already got flying vehicles that are pretty darn efficient. If we get something that LOOKS like a land based automobile to fly then all we're doing is creating a funky looking (and inefficient b/c of lack of wings) aircraft.

      You can't even argue cost as a reason for keeping people out of the sky as a lot of decent aircraft can be had for under $20k used (occasionally under $10k used).

      The reasons why we don't have people flying around:

      1. Most people can't fly. A whole lot of people on the road now can't even drive a standard transmission. Controlling a vehicle in 3D (and in the air) requires a lot more focus, discipline, and practice. Most of the public or unable and/or unwilling to learn this.

      2. Most people won't fly. They're terrified of it. 'nuff said. I know people who wouldn't fly with the most experienced pilot ever in the world's safest plane. They think it's unsafe/unnatural, and hence they want no part of it.

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    23. Re:Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! Those overevolved apes are no match for my mutant monkey people. As your kind struggles to bury your dead, mine shall conquer! None will be spared!

      Project Twilight Fire shall be complete before your pitiful nanotechnology provides you salvation. Humanity's fate is sealed - Zendor shall rule all!

    24. Re:Irrelevant by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      By end of this century, humans will be irrelevant as Transhumans move off-planet and actually require LESS resources because of more efficient functioning.

      Shyeeeah... riiiiight... Dude: we stand a much better chance finding ourselves in a weird reduced form of solar based medievalism in a 100 years than your Trans-Humanist fantasy nonsense.

      We're facing a global DIEOFF:

      http://www.dieoff.org/

      and Chuckie here thinks we're going to live in space and push buttons for a living. Talk about living in a fantasy world.

      RS

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    25. Re:Irrelevant by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Oh, you're facing a die-off all right!

      Believe me, when we Transhumans get cooking, your type of monkey will definitely be dying off!

      Have a nice day.

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    26. Re:Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not going to take a million people off the planet, just the rich ones...

    27. Re:Irrelevant by abb3w · · Score: 1
      What are the odds that anything in the next fifty years is going to happen so FAST and WORLD-WIDE that all economies are going to evaporate and ALL technological progress is going to stop?

      Well, there's Hubbert's 1956 theory that foolishly predicted a peak in US domestic petroleum production would happen in the mid 1970's, and global production would peak between 2000 and 2015. Er, hang on....

      Well, we had predictions of all-out Doomsday fifty years ago, too. Where is that? If you read the crap put out by environmentalists like Erhlich back in the '70's, we should all be starving today

      While any number of the environmental doomsday prophets were nothing more than fuzzy minded Chicken Littles with nothing but unreasoned luddite prejudice behind their diatribes, some of them were backed by sound engineering, mathematics, and hard science. The most scientifically rigorous of those works was the original "Dynamics of Growth in a Finite World". The good news is that Global System behavior thus far is consistent with a scenario between the median and conservative predictive runs, with the worst pessimistic scenarios ruled out. The bad news is that it is consistent with the conservative to median simulation runs... and those mostly end in disaster anyway.

      Disaster is still not unavertable; but it is very likely. (Even if it is, it won't be total; an easrly 1800's level of technology should be sustainable even post-collapse... once the population settles.) From where I sit, it looks like the race between disaster and trancendence will be decided by whether the global Hubbert peak beats out deployment of a space elevator. With a space elevator, economical access to space-based resources postpones collapse for on the order or a century; without, a shortage of accessible energy will induce a traditional horsemen collapse.

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    28. Re:Irrelevant by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      "Peak Oil" is exactly the sort of stimulant nanotech would need to be fully developed. Nanotech can get you all the oil you want - or render oil unnecessary.

      A space elevator is highly unlikely to be developed before it is rendered unnecessary by other nanotech-based technology.

      The same applies to just about every other scenario you can come up with. Shortage of food? Nanotech. Shortage of energy? Nanotech.

      The only shortage we can't live with is nanotech research - which is unlikely to occur even if the US is dumb enough to prohibit it under some rightwing religious (or leftwing political) nonsense.

      Besides which, I said Transhumans will go off-planet - not every monkey-ass primate who can wipe his nose. If the latter die by the billions, it's NOT a disaster.

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    29. Re:Irrelevant by abb3w · · Score: 1
      Nanotech can get you all the oil you want - or render oil unnecessary.

      Incomplete, and thus inaccurate. Nanotechnology is likely to make petrochemical synthesis from alternative raw materials possible, and alternate materials may partially replace plastics. (Pla However, the key difficulty in replacing oil is that it is a pre-existing compact form chemical energy storage. Nanotechnology might concievably produce a replacement energy storage technology-- although the high energy profit ratio and reasonable energy density of gasoline make this somewhat questionable. However, if you are using nanotechnology to synthesize a form of energy storage, you still need the energy as an input in one form or another. Nanotechnology is primarily materials science; it does not provide new energy sources.

      A space elevator is highly unlikely to be developed before it is rendered unnecessary by other nanotech-based technology.

      Um? A space elevator allows for access to space via a Conservative system. Unless losses to entropy are far higher than projections for fullerene conductors indicate, there is NO more long-term economical way for bulk materials space transport; the costs are prinicpally capital set-up costs, of which the bulk are projected for the initial semi-orbital space deployment... of just the sort that a beanstalk can ameliorate.

      Furthermore, large scale space solar is the ONLY kind of energy source capable of sustaining humanity to a Singularity scenario, barring a suprise in a GUT breakthough well beyond what is expected at this point from string theory models. Nanotech is primarily an improvement in materials science, not physics. It has the potential to improve energy storage and transportation, but very limited possibilites for improving energy production.

      Besides which, I said Transhumans will go off-planet - not every monkey-ass primate who can wipe his nose. If the latter die by the billions, it's NOT a disaster.

      Unfortunately, until said Transhumans are living in a self-contained biosphere, they are probably reliant for production of their food supply on said monkey-ass primates. Even then, the transhumans will need a self-sustaining technological infrastructure. Haven't you read Marooned in Realtime? Merely because something is stupid does not mean it is safe to remove from your local economy nor ecology. Additionally, diminished biodiversity within a species-- even (trans)humans-- is generally a bad thing; too much risk of single point of failure from epidemics and the like.

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    30. Re:Irrelevant by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "However, if you are using nanotechnology to synthesize a form of energy storage, you still need the energy as an input in one form or another. Nanotechnology is primarily materials science; it does not provide new energy sources."

      Irrelevant. Nanotech provides the technology to construct new ways to IMPLEMENT existing energy sources and discover NEW energy sources. Synergistic effects.

      Orbital materials transport? WHO GIVES A SHIT? You get your resources from the entire freakin' solar system by transporting a few grams of nanotech assemblers! Christ! Get some imagination! You're so locked in to low-tech five-years-from-now concepts you can't see the forest for the trees!

      "Nanotech is primarily an improvement in materials science, not physics."

      Nonsense. Get some more knowledge about nanotech. Limited to materials science indeed!

      Transhumans reliant on food supply? Epidemics? Jesus Baron von Christ! You really have no clue what you're talking about, do you?

      Let me give you a hint: TRANSHUMANS DON'T EAT!

      Let me give you another clue: TRANSHUMANS ARE NOT A BIOLOGICAL SPECIES! They are POST-biological!

      Also, nanotech eliminates the concept of "infrastructure". The only things a Transhuman needs are: 1) Energy sources; 2) matter; 3) knowledgebases; 4) nanomass; 5) computing power. The latter three are self-contained within the Transhuman; the former two are EVERYWHERE!

      You're so limited in your concept of nanotech and its applications that you really have no business discussing it publicly.

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    31. Re:Irrelevant by krysith · · Score: 1

      Judging by your replies to the other posters, I take it this is a serious question.

      Honestly, presuming you have somewhere to put the humans once they get into space, it is not a difficult proposition at all. You just have to look at the physical limitations of the problem, and not expect the technologies of today to be the limiting factor. A typical human weighs less than 100 kg. The amount of energy to put this mass into low earth orbit is about 5000 MJ - or about the same amount of energy in 200 gallons of gasoline. Now, our current mechanisms of putting masses into orbit are very inefficient; typical chemical rockets have a less than 1% efficiency when viewed from the standpoint of the energy used versus the kinetic energy of their load when delivered to orbit.

      Of course, if the mission were to deliver billions of people to low earth orbit, our current methods would not be feasible. However, just as the Irish didn't flee the potato famine in ships like the Santa Maria, I doubt we will be using the same methods for mass transportation a century from now that we used for exploration in the last century.

      Looking at the physical limits, would you believe that billions of people would use less than 2000 kilowatt hours (about $360 dollars worth at $0.18/kwh) worth of energy to get off the planet? It seems like an emminently achievable cost to me. Of course, we would need better propulsion mechanisms than currently used. There are many possible technologies which are being developed (slowly) which could meet the stated challenge. There is nothing in the laws of physics to suggest that we could not get into space a hundred times better and cheaper than we are doing them now.

    32. Re:Irrelevant by abb3w · · Score: 1
      You're so limited in your concept of nanotech and its applications that you really have no business discussing it publicly.

      I work with several engineering researchers in the field, as well as an ethicist whose research into the ultimate potentials (and pitfalls thereof) required a broad survey of both Scientific and SF nanotech literature-- I had read most of the SF. I routinely discuss both the possibilities and practicallities with them over lunch. Given sufficient technological advancement, most of the developments you suggest do not violate the laws of physics. But we won't get to that level before facing the Hubbert Peak. Your post-human state may not be achievable given the present cultural, resource, and technological state. Unfortunately for you, there are many intermediate steps along the way. You can't develop new technology if you don't have a production surplus beyond basic life support.

      I believe your optimism overlooks basic principles such as the the time value of resources, the law of scarcity, the resource demands of initial nanofabrication, the difficulties in human intelligence augmentation, a realistic projection of near-term energy supply and demand (and the economics thereof), basic orbital mechanics, the (im)practicality of nucleonic transmutation and the difficulties of isotope separation methods, the effects of radiation on nanomaterials and especially computer circuits, some annoying aspects of exponential growth curves, and the second law of thermodynamics.

      However, I wish you luck. Particularly with the intelligence augmentation.

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  21. Didn't they say this in the Matrix? by Hussman32 · · Score: 1

    I could swear the Smith agent said the exact same thing to Morpheus.

    I guess the point of the article is that every human being needs to grab their letter opener from their desk and stick it in the temple.

    I hope the author goes first...

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    1. Re:Didn't they say this in the Matrix? by viva_fourier · · Score: 1

      I don't have a letter opener -- instead, can I repeat "there is no spoon" aloud until someone else presents a letter opener?

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      and now back to the fallout shelter...
  22. Climate change long known cause? by mesmartyoudumb · · Score: 1

    This debate has been around for a long time.. climate change has been preached for years by creationists, in conjunction with the biblical flood.

    I've always thought it made a lot of sense and never understood why it wasnt more widespreadly accepted by both parties.

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    1. Re:Climate change long known cause? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't expect the moronic evolutionists to agree with that; or the brainwashed ignorant masses.

  23. Someone please help me.... by null+etc. · · Score: 3, Funny
    However, recent research in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences suggests that it was more likely a shift in climate, rather than hunting, that caused the over-sized organisms to die-out (via Nature and the BBC)."

    They died out because they were over-sized! If they were right-sized, they would still be alive! Everyone knows that obesity is the leading cause of anguish and suffering.

    Or wait, I'm sorry, they were right. I forgot that climate shifts due to human activity are the cause of all evil.

    1. Re:Someone please help me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Super-size me !!

    2. Re:Someone please help me.... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      You rule.

      I, unfortunately, once told an insanely gorgeous woman who studies, essentially how humans are destroying the world, that I didn't think that humans were really the worst thing that's happened to the planet.

      Fortunately, she still talks to me.

  24. Solution: Yanks Reduce Consumption by Le+Marteau · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well then, there's only one solution to the problem The United States needs to reduce consumption, but 'developing countries' like China and India, well, we'll just let them go and continue developing. Any millenia now, they'll catch up.

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  25. Part of Nature by ndansmith · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Human Beings are as natural a part of the Earth's ecosystem as earthworms and aardvarks. We need to accept that our behavior will affect the planet not unlike any other animals.

    However, this is not an excuse for an "anything goes" attitude. We still need to work hard to preserve the earth; it is one of our greatest responsibilities.

    1. Re:Part of Nature by teslatug · · Score: 1

      not unlike? How about like? It's shorter.

    2. Re:Part of Nature by cowscows · · Score: 1

      If you want to take the opinion that we're just as much a part of nature as anything else, then I think it's inaccurate to say that we have a responsibility to preserve the planet.

      We should be careful of what we do for our own sake, because whether our acts are natural or not, we will have to live with the consequences.

      Humans are fortunate enough to have intelligence, which gives us all sorts of cool potential. Part of that is the potential to make long term predictions about our actions. Trying to avoid results that will make life tougher for us in the future is simply pragmatic. It's too bad that forward thinking tends to be so hard for so many people.

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    3. Re:Part of Nature by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

      with knowledge and power, comes greater responsibilities.

    4. Re:Part of Nature by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      Thank you for taking the time to transcribe the back of your "Rainforest Crunch" candy bar wrapper for us. . . .

    5. Re:Part of Nature by BreadMan · · Score: 1

      >> Human Beings are as natural a part of the Earth's ecosystem as earthworms

      That said, aren't we just behaving as nature created us? Evolution created humans, with our slash-n-burn (later farm-n-hunt, which has morphed into shop-n-golf...) genes, maybe we're acting just the way we need to be.

      Asked a different way, how could we be considered dangerous to the Earth's ecosystem when the process of natural selection resulted in creating an animal with our attributes. Does natural selection sometime create beings that endanger the process of natural selection itself?

  26. Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by bacon55 · · Score: 5, Informative
    There's a lot of evidence to link large scale climate change with periods of heightend and lowered activity in the Sun.


    Taken From "http://www.exploratorium.edu/sunspots/"


    From 1645 to 1715, there was a drastically reduced number of sunspots. This period of reduced solar activity, which was first noticed by G. Sporer and was later investigated by E.W. Maunder, is now called the Maunder Minimum. This period of time was also unusually cold on earth, and it has been referred to as the "Little Ice Age." This has led to some speculation that sunspot activity may affect the earth's climate. Similar periods of low solar activity seem to have occurred during the Spoerer Minimum (1420-1530), the Wolf Minimum (1280-1340), and the Oort minimum (1010-1050). Solar astronomers label solar cycles from one minimum to the next, and assign them numbers, starting at one, with the 1755-1766 cycle.


    Personally, I've always found it rather arrogant to believe we are the greatest cause of climate change on Earth. Lol, it could be that the Sun is literally causing us to use more energy...but thats taking the butterfly effect a little too literally - maybe.

    1. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      considering that we have only had the impact of one or two volcanic eruptions since the start of the industrial revoluiton(source= Trashing the Planet: How Science Can Help Us Deal With Acid Rain, Depletion of the Ozone, and the Soviet Threat Among Other Things by Dixy Lee Ray, Louis R. Guzzo) I would say it is VERY arrogant to assume that we are the cause.

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    2. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont mix up facts with the sensationalism of the envirofreaks; they want nothing to do with facts.

    3. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's not quite accurate. The "little ice age" lasted from 1450 to 1820, a time during which there were sunspot highs and lows. The lows of 1645-1715 (the Maunder minimum) and 1795-1820 (the Dalton minimum) just happened to be the coldest points of it. Some of their other minimum numbers seem a bit odd, too.

      The whole "sunspots affecting temperature to the degree we're seeing recently" thing has always been rather suspect. It's not going to affect directly - radiant energy varies by only 0.1-0.2%. But perhaps indirect effects might be occurring, and some have been suggested (such as through altering ozone levels). Nonetheless, the best-predicting climate models currently show that the most important role is played by humans.

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    4. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is truly arrogant is pumping millions of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere every year without regard to the consequences. What is arrogant is blindly ignoring the continually mounting evidence that human activity is playing a role in climate change.

      The polluters, whose millions of dollars are lining the pockets of arrogant presidents and congresscritters, are the most arrogant ones here, whose singular devotion to the bottom-line, consequences be damned, has the potential to create, extend and accelerate death on a tremendous scale.

      At the risk of being modded troll, people who think that humans are NOT contributing signifigantly to climate change need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that even if there is the smallest probability it is true, doing nothing could not be more irresponsible.

      Apologies for grammar. My brain shut off about half way through writing this post.

    5. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      True, humans aren't necessarily the greatest cause of climate chage.

      On the flip side, I don't believe for a minute that human activity as a whole doesn't have long term consequences.

      I think there must be a balance of considerations between the two.

    6. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human activity is the cause of a percentage of the changes that are detrimental to humans; for example the desertification of the Australian interior due to large-scale pre-industrial agricultural burning of the landscape that altered weather patterns such that the interior is incapable of holding even what little rain it does receive even now. There is no arrogance in discerning the effect of courses of action that have proved detrimental to caution against doing the same without simultaneously accounting for the otherwise detrimental effects and preventing them so far as possible. Also, though inevitably the climate will change to all extremes in the long-term and all other species will become extinct, I should rather that the process against Human survival not be expedited when the potential for control of the processes themselves is now utterly possible though not yet feasible due to lack of wide-spread support to dominate the planet absolutely as far as can be done until it is possible to manufacture absolutely controlled permanently stable environments suitable for humans.

    7. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apologies for grammar. My brain shut off about half way through writing this post.

      I think it was a little bit before that.

    8. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "the best-predicting climate models" ... um suck.

      We cant even predict the weather without real-time pictures, to say nothing of climate prediction. However I do agree with your main point. I've never quite understood the sunspot-climate relationship. As everyone knows the Sun works on an 11 year cycle (or 22 year for you purists). The number of sunspots goes up and down like clockwork, yet I have not seen any study that shows an 11 or 22 year cycle in temperature. Perhaps they are out there and I haven't seen them? Perhaps it takes more than the few years of low sunspot numbers during solar minimum to cause an effect of the climate? If anyone has credible references on this I would like to see them.

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    9. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      and yet those "one or two volvanic eruptions" have put more "greenhouse gasses" and other noxious fumes into the atmosphere than all of industrial history.

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    10. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Keebler71 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The whole "sunspots affecting temperature to the degree we're seeing recently" thing has always been rather suspect. It's not going to affect directly - radiant energy varies by only 0.1-0.2%. But perhaps indirect effects might be occurring

      Yes and no, sunspot activity does have a direct effect on our weather, just not an intuitive one that has anything to do with fluxuations in solar radiation output. I took a graduate course in the near-earth space environment (really space weather) and the organization was quite insightful. We began discussing the interior of the sun, then moved outward to the sun's atmosphere (chromosphere and corona), and solar wind. You see, the solar wind interacts with the Earth's magnetosphere in very complex ways and in turn shapes the Earth's ionosphere - the effective "outer limit" of our atmosphere. As my professor lead off the course,... "You can't teach about the Earth's weather without starting with solar weather."

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    11. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Keebler71 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      At the risk of being modded troll, people who think that humans are NOT contributing signifigantly to climate change need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that even if there is the smallest probability it is true, doing nothing could not be more irresponsible.

      Dude, this is slashdot... you had us at "pumping millions of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere." I challenge you to find a single post that is anti-pollution/pro-Kyoto that has ever been modded as troll.

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    12. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is truly arrogant is pumping millions of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere every year without regard to the consequences

      Begging the question.

      (Specifically, you must prove the conesequences and that they are known. Consequences of CO2 in the atmosphere are already known to be on scientifically shaky ground. Also, you must prove that such consequences were concrete enough that they were to be something that people should pay attention to.)

      (Note I said concrete, not serious. There is a huge difference between making an argument that is concrete, and one that suggests extreme consequences without basis)

      The polluters, whose millions of dollars are lining the pockets of arrogant presidents and congresscritters, are the most arrogant ones here, whose singular devotion to the bottom-line, consequences be damned, has the potential to create, extend and accelerate death on a tremendous scale.

      Hasty Generalization.

      One (or a few) persons from congress may have provably taken bribes from polluters in certain circumstances.

      You will find it hard (impossible, IMHO) to prove that in fact it is the normal case that congress operates by bribes.

      Therefore, as the vast majority of congress are not accepting bribes, it is only fair to assume that any acceleration of death caused by such bribes must also be vastly limited in scope.

      people who think that humans are NOT contributing signifigantly to climate change need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that even if there is the smallest probability it is true, doing nothing could not be more irresponsible.

      Appeal to fear.

      But moreover, reversing what you've said, it is of highest probability that such actions would be based on a false premise. Acting on a false premise has been known to in some cases be begnign, rarely beneficial, and often destructive. The results of acting on false pemise are most definitely an unknown quantity.

      I think any dictionary would define someone who recruits others to act upon a most likely false premise to be irrational and certainly irresponsible.

      My brain shut off about half way through writing this post.

      A lesser man would have abused this opportunity for sarcasm. I hope you appreciate that I didn't.

    13. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Snocone · · Score: 1
      Nonetheless, the best-predicting climate models currently show that the most important role is played by humans.

      Actually, precisely the opposite is true. The GCM models that claim human agency is important are getting damned near everything absolutely wrong. The observed lack of polar warming over the last four decades -- as their models predict should be the most evident consequence -- being the most blatantly irrefutable proof that their models ain't shit. Second most blatantly irrefutable proof is that GCM models claim long wave radiation should be decreased by anthropogenic greenhouse gases; but, wonder of wonders, satellites tell us that tropical long wave radiation has actually INCREASED. Funny, that.

      We could go on for a while here, but I won't beat the horse any deader, either you can look at the facts and accept that the IPCC models that the media likes to claim is a "consensus" are actually near-completely-useless nonsense; or you've got blinkered religious faith in what the media tells you and you won't accept the actual observed reality since it disturbs your comfortable prejudices too much. Hey, your choice.

      Now, on the other hand, the solar-magnetic people's claims that we've just undergone a phase change akin to the 1130-ish Medieval Climate Optimum and that's where the last century's warming came from, nothing much if anything to do with anthropogenic gas emissions, here's what they predicted successfully:
      My climate forecasts based on solar motion cycles stood the test as well. I correctly forecast the end of the Sahelian drought three years before the event, the last four extrema in global temperature anomalies, the maximum in the Palmer drought index for U.S.A. around 1999, extreme river Po discharges around the beginning of 2001, and the last three El Niños as well as the course of the last La Niña (Landscheidt, 1983-2002). This forecast skill, solely based on cycles of solar activity, is irreconcilable with the IPCC's allegation that it is unlikely that natural forcing can explain the warming in the latter half of the 20th century.

      Quite a record to stack up against the anthropgenic theorists, that.

      In any case, we'll know whether the solar people are right soonish; they claim peak heating is already passed and very soon there's going to be a marked downslope in global temperature until the next Gleissburg minimum in 2030-odd; not only that, there's disturbing signs it could turn out to be a seriously deep one, leading to Little Ice Age style deepfreezes.

      On the one hand, I kinda hope the solar guys are right, because laughing at all the lefties about just how completely wrong and religiously intolerant of the truth they were over this whole global warming scare would be immensely funny. On the other hand, a new Little Ice Age would REALLY SUCK for anyone outside the tropics.

      So ... where to buy my retirement home? The site of future beachfront resorts on the Arctic Ocean, or the site of future temperate forests once all the jungle dies off in the Amazon basin? Decisions, decisions...
    14. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reference the failures of "smart people" article linked recently on this site. You have fallen into the main fault that it described, attempts at dissecting the logic of a position by rhetoric rather than actually presenting an opposing view of any degree whatsoever. You are an ignorant fool for it.

    15. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "but thats taking the butterfly effect a little too literally - maybe."

      Evertime you raise someones standard of living (i.e. more material goods) that material has to come from somewhere or something. The more humans there are that all need cell phones, computers, cars, houses, etc, the more resources they displace from their environment, if humans cannot control or limit there breeding there will most likely be wars of untold devestation simply due to humans inability to co-operate and get over their petty acquistion of wealth and other nationalistic policies (i.e. this is "our" nations resources you "so and so's" cant have any) and unite as race.

      Humans are the most stupid being on the planet if you really think about it, they have all that brainpower but what do they put it to use for? Take those military budgets and put them to practical humanitarian and real uses like educating the ignorant, protecting the weak, ridding the world of superstition and animal prejudice, etc. Humans no longer have to be slaves to evolutionary process due to their immense brain power.

    16. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Snocone · · Score: 1

      Take a gander at this for instance.

      http://mitosyfraudes.8k.com/Calen/Landscheidt-1.ht ml

    17. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      "You can't teach about the Earth's weather without starting with solar weather."

      All nice words but "show me the beef". I do Solar and Heliospheric physics for a living and I don't claim to know everything that has been published on the topic of solar-climate relationships. However I've never been to a conference/workshop nor read an article where someone in the field has stated they have "nailed it". Don't get me wrong, nothing would "blow my skirt up" more than being able to prove a direct relationship between the earths climate and sunspot number/ solar wind velocity/ solar wind density/ solar wind temperature/ the proton to He ratio/ the fluence of SEP events/ or even the solar cycle in general. References are welcome to improve my education.

      And just to fill in where your professor left off, the topic of space weather has very little if anything to do with the Earths climate/weather. Space weather as currently defined is about the radiation environment and associated magnetospheric indices. It's purpose is to give some type of warning or measurement of just how intense the radiation currently is and what it is expect to be over the next few days/hours. It also attempts to predict the arrival of the CME (-Bz) and it's associated effects. It's used by folks concerned with power grids, GPS accuracy, telecommunications, spacecraft managers, etc... It's not used (to my knowledge) by anyone predicting if I can break out my grill tomorrow.

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    18. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like he got it wrong, 3 years ago, and we should be moving towards minima, However temperatures are soaring higher then ever before. Tough luck. ^^;

    19. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      Might we all suggest that you be the first to volunteer to "solve" this problem you claim exists?

      In other words, turn off your computer and go try to recycle it so that the rest of us don't have to listen to your hypocritical bullshit anymore?

      Maybe some time living without ANY technology or use of natural resources will cure you of your professed opinions?

      Then when the big bully down the street comes and makes you his butt-boy you'll wish you had spent some resources on a "military budget"?

      I'll give you one point, if you are representative of human thinkers, they must all be as stupid as you say.

      Yeah, go ahead and mod this flamebait, but don't forget the parent post. I'll post this non-anonymous anyway and take my lumps.

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    20. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Snocone · · Score: 1

      You are incorrect.

      Highest year on record was 1998. 2nd, 3rd, and 4th, in order, are: 2002, 2003, 2004.

      So, um, sorry to disturb you with reality, but for the last three years we *have* been moving toward minima.

      Check back with me in another three years. If global temperatures have resumed their upward climb, I'll be quite willing to accept that it looks like the solar theorists have got it wrong, and start seriously looking at staking land claims in Nunavut. If, on the other hand, temperatures continue their downward trend, will you be willing to accept that the evidence is mounting that the solar theorists are right and the anthropogenic theorists are wrong?

    21. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by bacon55 · · Score: 1
      We really do need a second coming...

      What you fail to understand is that if we COLLECTIVLY stopped fucking around we'd be a lot better off. Think matter - energy - matter conversion, we wouldn't have to work, ever. Starships and planetary colonization could be had within 50 friggen years if we gave up our ridiculous notions of ethnicity and national right.

      We've convinced ourselves so ardently that we are something specific that we have an incredible amount of trouble overcoming that perception.

    22. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      Excellent points, although I never intended to imply that there is any smoking gun linking earth's climate to solar activity (although I wouldn't be surprised either if one was discovered one day). My point was that solar phenomena do indeed alter the shape and characteristics of our atmosphere. If the upper reaches of the atmosphere are being effected by solar events, then it at least seems like an interesting research area to study the effects of such fluctuations on the climate. As you know, the earth's ionosphere has a predominant diurnal cylce, and less fequent fluctuations are associated with CMEs or less significant solar events. While these events happen with some regularity, they are very transient in nature. Perhaps we will have to wait for a sustained period of solar activity for such a solar-climate relation (if there is one) to be directly observed. Bottom line though - we simply don't know that the Sun only influences the Earth's climate solely via solar power output mechanism.

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    23. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      That was a great read. Thanks for the post.

      If I were to review that paper I would have a lot of questions for the author (similar to AC reply) and that is kind of the point. Other than challenge the author for such statements as: "It would be a redundant exercise to assess the statistical significance of this distinct result". I've read my fare share of papers and I've seldom seen such a useless statement. Why not just do a quick test and publish the results? OK, perhaps I'm nitpicking. But when I look at Fig 1. I really don't get the point. I'm not saying the author is wrong, I'm just saying that the author should be a bit more quantitative and certainly more clear in his presentation of the data.

      Fig. 6 just blew my mind. Showing a temporal relationship between the aa-index and "global land air and sea surface temperature anomalies". First of all perhaps I missed what "global... anomalies" means. But regardless this figure shows one curve leading the other by 10 years (1890-1900), a local min and a local max coincident (1880), then one curve that lagged before leads by 10+ years (1940-1950), and this is attributed to "stored and accumulated in the climate system by processes taking years. Oceans are a candidate because of their thermal inertia". If it's "stored in the oceans" then why does one curve lag then lead? Can the oceans predict the solar activity 10+ years before it happens? In addition the author (and perhaps references) are claiming that solar eruptions have some significant effect on the temperature? of the Earths oceans but not the local (outside with my thermometer) temperature? I don't quite understand the thermodynamics of that argument (did I miss something?)

      I'll admit I'm being a n00b here as solar-climate correlations is not my field, I'm more of a solar particle/EM emissions guy, and just a curious bystander on this topic.

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    24. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      I just spent an exhausting time looking trough 700 or so posts on a 1000+ post topic discussing Kyoto. You were right, few pro-Kyoto posts were modded down. I am however proud to say that to me it seemed to be because they tended were worded fairly reasonably. They are either nicer people, or more clever and subtle trolls. One of the few posts modded down:
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11694786

      Compare this with the tone of some anti-Kyoto people who WERE modded down:
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11687957

      Several anti-Kyoto posts were modded up:
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11688518
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11688935
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11696011
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11690049
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11689558
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11688712
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11688702
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11688562
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11688363
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11688363
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139641 &cid=11688363

      In summary: Quit yer whining. If karma is that important to you, your "side" should learn to argue better.

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    25. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solar influences alone would not be responsible for cooling temperatures, if that is what the data in the future indicates is occurring. Recall particulates-the varied materials responsible for both the degradation of the ozone also act to conceal the effect of its degradation while they continue to exist in complex forms. The drawback is that once they break down, the ozone will be degraded and the full force of the sun's radiated energy will reach the surface.

    26. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      We cant even predict the weather without real-time pictures, to say nothing of climate prediction.

      This is ridiculous. It's like saying we still can't track every rain drop individually, let alone notice that it rains.

      Climate prediction is a statistical thing, it's a matter of how much energy is going in and how much is going out. It's completely unrelated to weather prediction.

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    27. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Dumbush · · Score: 1

      I'm just curious, if your theorm is disapproved, would you immediately switch to the cow farting or the valcano farting theorm?

    28. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

      Mt. Pinatubo put 20 Mt of SO2 into the atmosphere. Reliant's Keystone plant in Pennsylvania produces 171,000 tons of SO2 every year - so that's 1/117th of Pinatubo, every year, from just one power plant in Pennsylvania. http://volcano.und.edu/vwdocs/Gases/pinatubo.html http://www.ems.org/nws/2005/05/11/newsreport_50_di

    29. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So ... where to buy my retirement home?

      Don't worry, either way society will break down and it will be time to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside long before you retire

    30. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by 0xFCE2 · · Score: 1

      I couldn't even find a "Schroeter Institute for Research in Cycles of Solar Activity" in the telephone book, at least not in Waldmünchen. However a Miss Landscheidt is listed for the address given as the Insitute's address. c.f. this (german), search for "schröter"

    31. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Snocone · · Score: 1

      Perhaps because the fellow who wrote that is now dead?

      http://sharpgary.org/landscheidt.html

    32. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by famebait · · Score: 1

      you must prove the conesequences and that they are known

      No he mustn't.

      When it comes to politics and resource management, we quite obviously need to approach the issue as a matter risk management. If the risk of terrible conequences is real (even if it was small, which it is not), we cannot afford to gamble if we can help it.

      Proof won't do you any good after the decisions have had their effect, and there is no rewind button.

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    33. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Rei · · Score: 1

      lack of polar warming

      Apparently you're unaware that, for example, there have been the biggest glacial calving events in recorded history in Antarctica, the greenland ice sheets are retreating at speeds several times normal, and for the first time in recorded history (after a century of visits), the North Pole is open ocean during the summer.

      Here's an article describing the latest report from the Arctic Council and the International Arctic Science Committee about how extreme the polar warming trend is; it is going *faster* than the rest of the world - 5 to 7 degrees in the past century. In short, what you claimed was completely false. I'll provide as many references as you want.

      long wave radiation

      Once again, a completely incorrect claim. from Scientific American, citing a study published in Nature.

      We could go on for a while

      Go on for a while with false information? Come back when you're willing to put up true claims backed by scientific evidence (provide links), as opposed to what you heard a caller on Rush say this morning. There's a reason that, by far, the vast majority of climatologists accept global warming due to human action as fact.

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    34. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by jnaujok · · Score: 1

      Take those military budgets and put them to practical humanitarian and real uses like educating the ignorant, protecting the weak, ridding the world of superstition and animal prejudice, etc.

      And your neighbors will invade you and kill you.

      Right now Iraqis and Americans are dying because of one of those "superstitions" you want to get rid of. Those same people strapping explosives to their 12 year old children would be more than willing to stick a knife in your chest while you talked about "humanitarian uses."

      Welcome to the real world. No matter how enlightened you may think you are, there is someone on the planet that hates your guts and will kill you without a second thought. That's why we spend money on the military and border patrols and police, not because we're a bunch of barbaric warmongers, but because a large part of the rest of the world is.

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    35. Re:Solar Activity Coinciding with Climate Change by Cally · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of evidence to link large scale climate change with periods of heightend and lowered activity in the Sun. You're a troll, this is highly misleading to the extent that the meaning you are trying to convey IS NOT TRUE. *plonk*

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  27. Define 'winning' ... by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1

    ... when you're the last remaining creature, standing on a barren planet (or what's left of it)

    1. Re:Define 'winning' ... by susano_otter · · Score: 1
      ... when you're the last remaining creature, standing on a barren planet (or what's left of it)

      Yep, that pretty much defines it for me. Wake me up when my trophy arrives.

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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    2. Re:Define 'winning' ... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      ... when you're the last remaining creature, standing on a barren planet (or what's left of it)

      That sounds like a definition of winning to me.

      I suppose you are free to not win, if you don't like that definition. Or, you could look for a definition you like better, but I suspect getting it generally accepted will be an uphill struggle.

    3. Re:Define 'winning' ... by Seumas · · Score: 0, Troll

      There are two kinds of species on this planet:

      Those that become oil and those who consume oil.

      I know which one I want to be on. And so do you, if you're a decent, patriotic, god-fearing Amerikan!

    4. Re:Define 'winning' ... by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      having your left hand and memories of pr0n to keep you company is hardly what i call winning.

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    5. Re:Define 'winning' ... by tjstork · · Score: 1

      A whole planet to myself?

      That's so kick ass.

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    6. Re:Define 'winning' ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      having your left hand and memories of pr0n to keep you company is hardly what i call winning.

      Sounds like you need to find better pr0n.

    7. Re:Define 'winning' ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such nature films as "Earwigs: Ewwww" and "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory".'

    8. Re:Define 'winning' ... by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      Your side disappears when the oil runs out, then, bunky. Current estimate, 2020.

      Don't you just love self-limiting stupidity, sometimes known as "evolution in action"?

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  28. A paleoanthropologists view by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hmm. I know a relatively famous (in his field, at least) paleoanthropologist,and was just talking to him about this very thing. I asked him his thoughts about the two competing theories of large animal extinction.

    He said that while it was currently fashionable to blame the climate and exonerate aboriginal hunters, he said it makes perfect sense that it was probably a combination of the two.

    We modern humans have a definite tendency to underestimate the intelligence, resourcefulness and persistence of our forebears. A good example of this is all the mysticism and voodoo crackpot theories of how Stonehenge, the pyramids, etc. were built. The fact is that ancient people were quite -- sometimes ingeniously -- resourceful at accomplishing what they wanted to do.

    Along that same vein, I have no doubt that they became quite expert at killing such things as mammoths, which would feed a whole clan for months (esp. if you dry some of the meat, etc) and provide ivory, bone and fur besides. Mammoth hunting would also have been a great opportunity for clan members to show their skills, bravery and dedication to the tribe -- something of great importance in many aboriginal societies.

    Paleoanthropologists are a pretty interesting bunch to talk to.

    - Alaska Jack

    1. Re:A paleoanthropologists view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bit about drying the meat isn't even necessary. If you look at most primitive cultures that survive today you'll find "delicacies" where they let flesh rot before eating it.

      The Inuit peoples love seal fat that has been left to rot and turn black for months. The New Zealand Maori eat stuffed muttonbirds where the bird flesh has been left to rot for weeks or months (they still have it this way at traditional feasts), and so on.

      It is pretty clear that most primitive or ancient cultures really didn't care so much about food spoiling - in many cases they still ate it :)

    2. Re:A paleoanthropologists view by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

      Well, you're certainly basically correct. The Yup'ik Eskimos of Alaska (don't know about the Inupiaq) have a delicacy that basically translates to "stinky heads." What you do is you take all your cut-off fish heads, put them in a bag, and bury them. A month or two later, you dig them up, take them out of the bag, and -- urk -- eat them. Yum!

      [Several Eskimos were killed, in the 1960s and 1970s as I recall, in stinky-head related incidents. What happened was, they buried the fish in plastic bags or similar non-draining containers. The heads thus developed botulism contamination.]

      On the other hand, what they did with the fish *bodies* was mostly dry them. So once again an aboriginal group shows that even relatively primitive cultures were marvelously flexible and adaptable when it came to using available resources.

      - Alaska Jack

    3. Re:A paleoanthropologists view by Rockin'+Az · · Score: 1
      Paleoanthropologists are a pretty interesting bunch to talk to.

      Of that I have no doubt. But I still think you need to get out more.

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    4. Re:A paleoanthropologists view by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      Off topic by about a mile I know but: Can I say there is a pub near me that every winter serves pheasent. To get the taste right it is left hanging for 3 weeks. So that is rotten meat i am eating and I'll testify it tastes lovely!

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  29. what i learned in school... by mickyflynn · · Score: 1

    in my Romantic Movement in American Literature class (English major), the whole point of Whitman was "love your transience" (just because im an english major doesnt mean i can spell, ok? sorry if its off).

    Anyway, the fact is that the world is going to change for good or for ill and there isn't that much we can do about it. If we bitch and whine about the specled horned winged dragonfly squirl or some crap, then we're going to have to make sacrifices that are going to hurt people. However, we go around willie-nilly wasting shit we're going to hurt people. Fuck the squirl, it's about people. We can live without a lot of that "bio-diversity" just fine and you know it.

    why does it matter? of course there is the jurassic park "just becuase we could didn't mean we should" thing. It's riddiculous. Sure, we need to make the planet livable. But if Denmark sinks who cares if its because a commet hits or because of the v8 turbo desiel truck we use for work (working demolition/construction this summer)? Its going to happen. we can't stop it. We may be able to slow our effect, but it's going to happen anyway? Who's to say the outcome wont be better? Just because we like the map now doesn't mean it's always been that way (it hasn't been) or will be forever (it wont be).

    1. Re:what i learned in school... by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      "But if Denmark sinks who cares ..."

      Perhaps what you're really trying to say is: "why should I care if bad shit happens - as long as it doesn't happen to me..."

      "Fuck the squirl [sic], it's about people." ok. I essentially agree with this tho.
      Climate change has the potential to kill billions of people. You can bet that they won't be the wealthy elite though... those kind of people are very good at looking out for themselves.

      If you like American lit, read 'The Grapes of Wrath' to see how people react to their starving kin.

  30. Huge liberal bias by aendeuryu · · Score: 3, Funny

    When will these "scientists" (who are obviously biased liberals) realize that it's not megaflaura extinction, it's that the megaflaura are experiencing their rapture?

    1. Re:Huge liberal bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Flora" refers to plants. "Fauna" to animals. "Flaura" ...well, you just made that one up.

  31. This reminds me of... by PSVMOrnot · · Score: 1

    A Scene from the recent hitchikers film.

    Near the end, Slartibart fast informs Arthur that as the new Earth is so nearly complete they [the magratheans] are going to finish it anyway. He then asks if there are any changes Arthur wants made, or anything the earth could do without.

    Arthur responds: "yes, me."

    1. Re:This reminds me of... by atezun · · Score: 1

      That is one of the most inconsiderate things you could have ever done. You didn't even post a spoiler warning.

  32. It's only a bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure they'll iron it out in the final. version.

  33. Re:How much longer until it stops being speculatio by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    I look out the window and see the beautiful blue San Francisco Bay. I see the beautiful Golden Gate Bridge in the distance and green trees all over the hillsides of Oakland. The sunset looks glorious, as it often does here, with tufts of white interspersed with shades of blue, gray, violet and gold...sorry...I got distracted...what was it you were asking?

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  34. There goes the neighborhood. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Who's to say the humans didn't arrive after fleeing their original homes when their hometown megafauna finally disappeared? Already pressured by climate change, humans could have pushed their prey over the edge (pun intended :). Why not just move on, and repeat the success elsewhere? Our current mass extinctions are probably the same: humans pushing the sustainable cycles too far, past the breaking point.

    Of course, we're doing the same to the climate itself: while our emissions are dwarfed by other "natural" emissions, our extra pushes the system past its buffers, crashing it into new equilibria. Since humans can clearly have ripple effects that into other species, and climates, perhaps we have done so many times. Some ecosystems are both fragile and essential to the stability of others. When we create a desert somewhere, it just might tip a larger climate elsewhere, or maybe even everywhere. Here we go again.

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    1. Re:There goes the neighborhood. by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because in other parts of the world, the megafauna survived. For intance, in Africa: Elephants, Lions, Giraffes, Rhinos, Hippos, and Gazelles; in Europe: Cows, Deer, and Reindeer; in Asia: Pigs, Sheep, Yaks, and Water Buffalo.

      In North America, which is the part of the world that I know best, Mammoths, Mastadons, Giant Armadillos, Giant Beavers, Sabre Tooth Tigers, and numerous other species all went extinct between 11 and 9 kBP (those are radiocarbon years -- I don't recall right off where that calibrates in calendar years -- about 15 kBP, maybe), about the time that a sizeable group of anthropologists think that humans first made it into the New World.

      I happen to come from a school of thought that is somewhere in between. There were climate changes at about the time that megafauna went extinct (about 40 kBP in Austrailia, about 11-9 kBP in North America -- both global changes, however there were still megafauna in the Americas after 40 kBP). The climate probably put pressure on the large animals, but I think what finlly killed them off was over hunting. In a more hospitable climate, the animals might have survived. Without humans, the animals might have survived. With both, there was no chance. xander

    2. Re:There goes the neighborhood. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Another interpretation is that the humans who arrived in North America were jerks who got kicked out of the "Old World" for overhunting, before it was too late, but kept up their old tricks in the "New World".

      William S. Burroughs said "America is not a young land: it is old and dirty and evil before the settlers, before the Indians. The evil is there waiting." Maybe he was right, and the mastadons had it coming ;).

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    3. Re:There goes the neighborhood. by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      Because in other parts of the world, the megafauna survived. For intance, in Africa: Elephants, Lions, Giraffes, Rhinos, Hippos, and Gazelles; in Europe: Cows, Deer, and Reindeer; in Asia: Pigs, Sheep, Yaks, and Water Buffalo.

      Yeah! Because there were no humans in Africa, Europe , and Asia to hunt them, they survived while the others where hunted to extinction. Uh... wait a minute...

    4. Re:There goes the neighborhood. by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      I think he's refering to the early Caucasian inhabitants of America, which fact the "Native Americans" are desperately trying to hide by returning to the soil their "ancestors" before the anthropologists can do a proper study.

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    5. Re:There goes the neighborhood. by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Actually, that is probably why those animals survived in Africa, Asia, and Europe. When Homo sapiens sapiens arrived in Austrailia and the Americas, the animals were unused to seeing humans, and likely sat and watched as they were hunted to extinction. The had no instictual fear of humans. This is what happened to the Dodo, and probably what happened to the Moa on New Zealand (a set of islands that was probably not inhabited by humans until the last 1 or 2 thousand years). On the continents where megafauna survives, the animals grew up with humans, learning and adapting to human hunting methods as those same methods were refined.

      It is interesting to note that there are several species that evolved in the New World and expanded into the Old World a couple of hundred thousand years ago, then were wiped out in the New World when humans arrived, but continued to survive in the Old World. For instance, horses and camels.

      I see, however, that I was a bit unclear in my original post. I hope this clears things up a bit.

  35. State of Fear by ndansmith · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Apparetnly Michael Crichton's newest techo-thriller State of Fear deals with this very issue and offers a counter-hypothesis (i.e. humans are not affecting the earth very much).

    Have any /.ers read it?

    1. Re:State of Fear by NoseBag · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yep. Read it quite some time ago. Researched it on my own, starting with his references. Reviewed the bogus hockey-stick data. reviewed the "arguments" trying (and failing) to prop it up. Then I slowly picked up on the pattern of "assuming its there" that seemed to be inherent in the pro-G-W articles.

      I'm quite sceptical about Global warming. Near as I can tell, the phenomenon (if it exists at all) is so buried within greater natural, well-understood cyclic climate variations that NO ONE has been able to show that G-W is even present.

      But I didn't comment on the above article because I figured I'd be deluged with flame.

      G-W is like religion; you'll never change anyone's mind by arguing the facts, because the facts (or lack thereof) aren't what's motivating them to insist that it exists. Its a matter of dogma and faith. And a dose of liberal feel-good self rightiousness.

      Go ahead; mod me to -1; I got excellent karma and a good track record of 4's and 5's, so I really don't give a shit. I'm just killing time - waiting for my roast beef in the oven to get done for dinner.

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    2. Re:State of Fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      After the idiotic ending of The Andromeda Strain, I learned to avoid reading anything by Michael Crichton. That also means I don't trust anything he has to say about scientific issues.

    3. Re:State of Fear by mbrewthx · · Score: 1

      Reading it right now, about have way through. His research is very good. Ironically for a me an Oregonian I'm not really an environmentalist, but if both sides woulde be honest and moderate their position how much more people like me would suppoprt enviromental causes. Once again the radicals on the far left and far right turn off the masses in the middle. But if we are destroying the Earth I want to hear it with honest documented science not hyperbole.

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    4. Re:State of Fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I believe it's JUST the far left this time causing the problems. Oh, wait. It's ALWAYS the far left...

    5. Re:State of Fear by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      Near as I can tell, the phenomenon (if it exists at all) is so buried within greater natural, well-understood cyclic climate variations

      You know, here's the problem: As a trained geologist, I know a fair amount about normal climate variation; and the modern temperature trend does completely buck the expected natural trend at this time. But if I'm wrong on this, please explain how, because I'm getting sick of being told in vague terms about 'Natural cycles' by people who have no clue as to what those cycles are.

      G-W is like religion; you'll never change anyone's mind by arguing the facts

      See above; I desparately want to know what these facts *are*. I find that it's the global warming 'skeptics' who refuse to state facts and present models. And your post bears this out yet again - you are claiming a lot of things about climatology without even trying to back it up; bad data and models, inherant bias, political bias, etc - where's the data?

  36. Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by Thunderstruck · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, there are three possible ways to look at this:

    1. We're the product of evolution. We're the greatest and most interesting species evolution ever produced. We owe nothing to anyone but ourselves for our success and if we want to wipe out a few other forms of life so be it. We rock! And of course in the grand scheme of things if we did wind up wiping ourselves out, nobody will be around to care.

    2. We're the product of intelligent design. If the Christians are right, the whole world is here for us to fill, subdue and use for our benefit. If we need to knock out a few species, its no different than me knocking out a wall in my house to make room for a pool table. We're the pinnacle of creation, We ROCK! And after ragnarok, there will be a whole new creation anyway.

    3. We're either created or evolved, but we're adaptable enough that if the need arises we'll find a way to create new species to replace the ones we eliminated. Heck maybe we'll make whole new worlds. In this case, I guess the Mormons would be right. In any case, we're the smartest and most adaptable. We ROCK! In any case, we can always clean up the mess later.

    Who am I to suggest I have the right to wipe out whole species? I AM MAN!

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    1. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by Monkeman · · Score: 0

      4. The land and the trees are all interconnected and killing all da aminals is, in effect, devouring our very souls. Soon we'll all be dead on a barren planet, or lack therof because of flying into the sun.

      Eh, why not?

    2. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Why three options? Should it really be a Christian view of things that God did something 4000 years ago, buggered off, sent in a proxy 2000 years ago and hasn't been involved since?

      Why don't these people just see evolution as a possible creation method as Darwin did?

    3. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      Why don't these people just see evolution as a possible creation method as Darwin did?

      Great question. I personally believe the reason that so many Christians won't accept evolution as a tool of God is because the issue of evolution has become the modern cornerstone of the Religion VS Science debate that has raged on since the fall of Rome. Since people use the theory to imagine a world where God might not be needed (such as lightening making cells that evolve into beings or what have you), the extremely religious has associated the entire theory with being anti-Christian. It makes it no better than some (scientists even) play to the fears of these ignorant Christians by having their fish fight out this age old problem on minivans everywhere (ever seen Darwin's fish eat the Christian fish? that doesn't help). The basic answer is that some people love ignorance and have a basic fear of science. At least nowadays those people can't burn everyone that doesn't agree with them "because they are a witch."

    4. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think we don't?

      Oh yeah. Fundamentalists.

      Fundamentalism may well be the cause of the human extinction event.

    5. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      It seems to me, as a Christian, that a large number of people have not actually spent time reading the Bible and listening to what it says. Instead they have preachers who read the Bible and tell them what they think.

      The problem is that the Bible is not the flawless word of God. It is a book that was inspired by God to serve as a starting point for people to believe.

      People who claim that the Bible is flawless and irrefutable really just discount its actual worth, and the message it contains. If you claim the Bible to be completely holy, you put it in the place of God, and that smacks of idolatry to me.

    6. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      large number of people have not actually spent time reading the Bible and listening to what it says
      Things like the earth only being 4000 years old are not even in the Bible in the first place.

      One of the funniest things I've ever seen on the subject of "Godless Christians" is film of a bunch of fundamentalists disrupting a Russian Orthodox Easter parade by running in to the middle of the procession and shouting out "turn to Jesus!". I wonder why they didn't notice all those crosses and icons of Mary and Jesus?

    7. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      You've thoroughly covered all the bases, and surely no one could disagree.

      If the Jews and Christians are right, the second commandment, given to Adam before he even fell, was to name all the beasts.* Nothing in the Bible says that duty has been taken off Man's shoulders. It's pretty hard to fufill that one if you kill them all off before a cladistic taxonomist can at least hang some Latin on them. Personally, I'm makeing sure a substantial part of my tithe goes to support Field Biology expeditions.

      *The first one was very roughly "Eat stuff that grows on trees - but not that one!". This is why so many Christians, keeping to a literal reading of the KJV, are Vegans. Can't eat em, milk em, or make coats out of em, cause it might get in the way of namin em.

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      Who is John Cabal?
    8. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

      On behalf of Lutherans everywhere, I have to address this assertion:

      The problem is that the Bible is not the flawless word of God. It is a book that was inspired by God to serve as a starting point for people to believe.

      If the books that comprise the bible are not universally reliable as the word of God, which the book itself claims to be, how can one know which parts are reliable and which are not? Do we just get to pick and choose? Buffet a-la Bible?

      Further, if it is only a starting point, where does one go from there? Certainly one cannot rely on his own feelings and ideas. This would be arrogant to the point of absurd. Experience teaches us how unreliable our own feelings are, they would be of no value in helping us to understand an eternal, transcendant, and unchaning God.

      If we can't rely on what was written down, and we can't rely on our our own feelings, we're left with nothing on which to rely, and might as well be agnostic.

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    9. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      The first one was very roughly "Eat stuff that grows on trees - but not that one!". This is why so many Christians, keeping to a literal reading of the KJV, are Vegans.

      Interestingly, just a little later on (after the flood), God says "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things." - Genesis 9:3.

    10. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      You missed an option:

      4. If Christians are right, we are custodians of the earth and responsible for looking after it properly until Jesus returns.

    11. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, the first thing I do when I take custody of a place is kill all the bugs, vermin, and weeds. Makes the place much better to live in. Seems to me God didn't want us taking care of the 'poor sabertooth tiger'. Will somebody PLEASE think of the sabertooth tigers! Sorry bud, I ain't caring for no tiger... I'm calling the exterminator. Makes it easier for the kids to play in the yard.

    12. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 1

      Were you being ironic? Or was that an honest attempt at defending the Bible as the "universally reliable word God?"

    13. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      My personal belief is that many parts of the Bible are correct, and that God has given us an agent at sorting out the gold from that which glitters.

      Basically we can not know for sure that anything we believe is true, but the act of believing makes it true for us.

      I'm not completely sure how to explain it, but it seems to me that God would not throw us to the wolves without any hope of salvation. I don't know what it is, and I won't know until I meet him in a way that I can ask "Yo, Whats up with all that stuff?".

      All I can be expected to do is follow the basic plan that is laid out in front of me, and pray.

      I'm not clear on you saying that the Bible says that it is the word of God. The only places I can think of are these two. One of which just says that the scripture is useful for instruction, and the other which says that God is his Word. So if the Bible was the Word it would be too holy for fallen creatures like us to touch or even look at.

      The Bible is a signpost pointing to salvation, but it isn't in itself salvation.

      God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are.

      Or at least that is my belief. Don't let me lead you astray if you believe differently.

    14. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by makohund · · Score: 1

      Excellent observation.

      Now, a tidbit that should further clarify what was going on in that story...

      In many ancient cultures (in particular Mesopotamian/Middle Eastern) to "name something" was to establish control/power/dominance over it. Basically names were very important and conferring a name on something meant you were the master of it.

      Interestingly enough, the Genesis 2 creation account (there are two separate and different creation myths in Genesis) is by far the older of the two, predating the Priestly account (of Genesys 1, written during Babylonian captivity) by hundreds of years at the least.

    15. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one am looking forward to creating new exciting species of cat-girls and other interesting life forms with the new Photoshop
      DNA-manipulators. And perhaps revive a few dinosaur species for novelty meat production.

  37. It's Bush's fault. by glrotate · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not quite sure why. I'll have to check democratic underground to find out.

    1. Re:It's Bush's fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gimme a break. Nobody claims Bush is responsible for all the world's evils (despite how much Bush lovers enjoy promoting that straw man argument).

      Bush just happens to be part of the (rather large) group of people who currently exercise control over much of the world, and who do so in a short-sightedly selfish, racist, sociopathic manner.

  38. America the Ugly by KingHippo2600 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
    For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
    America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
    And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea."

    -George Carlin

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    I wasn't a fanboy when Sega was around, and by god, I'm not one now.
  39. Human Cause? by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

    The article makes some substantial assumptions with little real science explaining how it reaches the conclusion that humans are causing a mass extinction. It lists the five major extinctions where at least 17% of species died (huge proportion of them sea based) and attributes this to major shifts in global climate. It then goes on to just assume that humans are responsible for the current minor trend of rising temperatures. Im yet to see definitive proof that humans are the primary cause. Ice ages come and go all the time (on an evolutionary time scale) and long before humans could have contributed, correlation does not imply causality. Perhaps we've just reducing the time until the next one?

    I've no doubt that we have had an impact on the global climate but we dont know enough about long term changes to be pointing fingers just yet. If the article is correct then it would imply we've already tipped the scales. if that's the case were screwed (well, life is going to become very difficult) because once the ice starts melting theres no going back for a few tens of thousands of years. Remember global warming will lower temperatures in the long term. When the polar caps melt it will reduce salinity and prevent transportation of warm water across the atlantic. No warm currents, no warm thermals = major reduction in marine species + frozen Europe.

    1. Re:Human Cause? by TheHulk · · Score: 0, Troll

      I make this point way too often when I come across these kinds of articles. The "evidence" is laughable. I'll admit I'm a Christian so of course I have my own opinions. But if you seriously read the language:

      "The next such event, near the end of the Devonian Period, may or may not have been the result of global climate change. 19% of families lost."

      What does it take to make a claim like that? And then it goes on to say the most recent mass extinction was either caused by a meteor or natural causes. Wow really? So it was either something from outside our planet or something within. Brilliant. Yes this is a flame because this kind of crap makes me hot.

      Now, if you take what this article claims, and hand it to the other group of scientists who preach religously that humans are causing the fractions of degrees change in climate called global warming, they totally contradict eachother. I agree with your post that humans do have an impact, but I'm of the impression the Earth is far more resilient than people think(forget the fact that I also believe God is in control anyway). I also don't think we should trash what God has given us, waste it, or take it for granted.

      I actually love science, but I see it as someone breaking open a computer that somone else built to see how it works. This theoretical science is mostly a waste, and to hang your hat on it and use it to debate bigger issues is equally a waste. Typically, if you wait long enough, some other scientist(s) will come out with another paper that contradicts the previous one. Anyway, I've ranted enough...

    2. Re:Human Cause? by TheHulk · · Score: 1

      Awesome. I succeeded in striking a cord with someone. Obviously I must be in the right if all they could do is moderate my response as a Troll and give no reasonable reply. Typical in a debate such as this. Cracks me up :-)

  40. ROUSes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.

    (Anymore.)

    1. Re:ROUSes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capybaras are pretty big rodents..

  41. Global Warming by Das+Auge · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows that it's the global warming caused by industrialization...that was started at the end of the last ice age.

  42. And most people are dead by leehwtsohg · · Score: 0

    Most people that ever lived are now dead.
    But that doesn't give you any right whatsoever to kill a single additional person.
    All people now living will die. That doesn't give anyone a right to kill, either.

    We are now in the middle of a mass extinction, and time will tell how it will compare to the other mass extinctions that happened.

  43. Survival of the fittest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who really cares if some animals become extinct? Don't you evolutionists believe in survival of the fittest?

    1. Re:Survival of the fittest? by Artifakt · · Score: 0, Troll

      There's an original quote from Darwin himself:

      "At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace, the savage races throughout the world. At the same time the anthropomorphous apes, as Professor Schaaffhausen has remarked, will no doubt be exterminated. The break between man and his nearest allies will then be wider, for it will intervene between man in a more civilised state, as we may hope, even than the Caucasian, and some ape as low as a baboon, instead of as now between the negro or Australian and the gorilla."

      Charles Darwin - The Descent of Man

      So yes, at least some Evolutionists didn't care if some 'animals' became extinct. I think there's not just some slight trace of racism in that paragraph, but a general callousness towards life that is anti-survival, even the survival of the "more evolved" parts of the human race and not just their 'inferiors'. However, I expect to get modded down for this one. Darwin is a Holy Prophet to some people, and the truth can't be allowed to tarnish the Prophet's name.

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      Who is John Cabal?
    2. Re:Survival of the fittest? by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      I fail to see relevance. Racism is a convenient lable to stick on things (in this case, for no apparrent reason), but it in no way affects the validity of Mr. Darwin's point.

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    3. Re:Survival of the fittest? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      You can look at writing claiming Negros are closer to Gorillas than Caucasians are and calling for the extinction of all Negroes, Chimps and Gorillas and say with a straight face that you don't see how a charge of racism is relevant? You think the claim that Causians are superior to all other races is a valid point? You're a sick puppy, you know that?

      --
      Who is John Cabal?
    4. Re:Survival of the fittest? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Whoops, got so angry I didn't proofread enough. That "Causians" is of course meant to be a second use of the word "Caucasians", Sorry.
      I'm trying hard not to flat out hate some people here. I've seen it claimed before that Darwin wasn't speaking with approval of these hypothetical extinctions, simply stating it as a likelyhood. Maybe some people really believe that. As for the rest, the quote is accurate, and speaks on its own - shoot the messenger all you want, the message is still true.

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      Who is John Cabal?
  44. Yowies by dbIII · · Score: 1

    In Australia there are chocolate things that contain a plastic toy of an extinct animal, with a little sheet of paper describing the critter and its means of extinction. My favourite is one species that became extinct by the actions of a single domestic cat.

    1. Re:Yowies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean in Australia you can get chocolate yaoi?! I really think you're gonna like that.

  45. How about burn offs? by sugar+and+acid · · Score: 1

    Climate change maybe a large factor, especially if it resulted in dryer conditions. Still one of the ways that it is thought the Australian Aboriginal ancestors effected the australian environment was to use fire as an extensive hunting tool. Australia vegetation is setup to burn (and often require it for renewal), what humans did is to use controlled burns to flush out animals and catch them when they are fleeing the fire and most vulnerable.

    The environmental issue is that it increased the frequency of burns, as they were intentionally lit instead of from natural causes (lightening strikes). It also decreased the intensity and size of the fires, as the fires were lit to be small and safe. So large infreqent blazes were replaces by small more frequent controlled ones. The real upshot is this change would have an effect on the make up of plant species and thus indirectly on the animals that feed on them.

    Of course the advent of the use of fire in this way may have been a response to a change in the climate that created dryer conditions.

    There is a false idea that native humans (on all continents) didn't impact the environment at all when they happened to arrive. This is obviously not true, a new species as dominant and capable as humans would obviously have a huge impact, but most societies were able to return to a stable equilibirum with the environment after a number of generations. What is the problem with our modern life is that we are continually changing our way of life almost per generation, and there is no way to return to equilibrium with this continued change if we don't actively seek an environmentally balanced sustainable society all the time.

  46. wild horses on North American continent by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    I'd been skeptical for a while that humans ate all the horses. They can survive on the nastiest scrub, are basically too tough for wolves and coyotes (moose may be bigger, but moose are solitary), and they are fast. It's true that humans can cover more ground in a day (if those humans are apaches) but not more ground in an hour. They have excellent senses, so they are hard to sneak up on. Really, the way to catch them is to have caught one already.

    1. Re:wild horses on North American continent by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Humans are very good at just sneaking up on things and making friends with them, and then later exploiting them shamelessly.

      Month 1:Human walks up to group of horses and tosses them apples something that they have difficulty getting normally.

      Month 2:Horses are used to humans and actually approach them for apples.

      Month 3:???

      Month 4:Profit!

    2. Re:wild horses on North American continent by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      "Really, the way to catch them is to have caught one already."

      Or chase them all day. (yes, many native tribes actually did hunt things that way) The apaches were not unique in that ability.

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      Laws are horrible moral guides, moral guides make even worse laws.
    3. Re:wild horses on North American continent by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

      Excellent senses, faster speed, but not as much absolute endurance. If the human just keeps walking towards the horse, hour after hour, then the horse can give up before the human does.

    4. Re:wild horses on North American continent by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

      Lots of replies making note of the human endurance advantage, but I can't see chasing individuals and that resulting in extinction. It just doesn't seem to scale in my imagination.

      There was a radio bit to do with some bozos who couldn't figure out the bipedal advantage - it takes much more energy per unit distance than quadruped. (It's actually only efficient relative to knuckle-walking as our nearest cousins do) Turns out the advantage is in cooling: most fur-bearing critters don't sweat. So these guys tried chasing down a north american antelope - and failed miserably. They couldn't keep track of which one they were chasing. The group trotted easily, mingled with other groups, and led them in a big circle. Granted, as a matter of survival and with skeelz handed down, our ancestors may have been better at this than two in-shape but citified newbs.

      It also didn't help that they were picking on the 2nd fastest land animal (and way ahead of #1 in stamina)

      My point, if I have one, is that extinction should require wholesale slaughter techniques. You can herd mustangs into a box canyon, but that requires speed pedestrians lack.

      ? Maybe we could and did impose a predation rate higher than replacement rate. Humans with guns just drove elk in to the mountains, though, they didn't exterminate them. Native Americans didn't even do that much, with high stone-age tech. Are horses that much easier to prey on than elk? Or bison?

  47. Well, DUH... by dpends · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows SUV's got way worse mileage 30 to 50,000 years ago. What did they expect?

  48. The middle ground? by davew2040 · · Score: 1

    I see people who admit that we're probably causing significant global change and people who claim that it's totally natural, but relatively few people who say "it's probably natural but maybe we should be on the safe side..."

  49. Sigh... by Zeussy · · Score: 1

    Man stuff like this is really getting on my nerves.

    Its a bit like oh Humans are destroying the Enviroment. Yes and how are we going that, we are merely changing it, burning fossil fuels which we're laid down millions of years ago. That carbon came from somewhere (the atmosphere) and we're putting it back there. The only way we can destroy the enviroment is if we destroy the entire earth, and luckily we cant.

    I was taught in biology the main limiting factor from plant growth was CO2 levels. Back in yé day with yé dinsaurs. C02 levels were 5 times what they are now which allowed much greater plant growth which allowed big dinosaurs. In the late Jurassic antartica was a rainforrest which froze over during winter. There are fast oil and coal deposits down there, but luckily there is that international agreement to stop mining and drilling. (wonder how long that will last, 30 years max?). So with climate change things change. Parts of nothern russia and canada will warm up and become more hospitable. I also read some of africa becomes wetter. But india and china dry out. Things change, populations will shift.

    Yes humans are changing the world, it will be no better or worse as there is no net loss of anything apart from the ocassional thing we blast into space. Things are only better or worse if you narrow your specifications, but as the planet as a whole its only change. But we are fools to change it to something that isnt hospitable for us.

  50. Defeating viruses? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    defeating viruses before they get too mutated to contain

    Do you honestly expect that we will *ever* be able to "defeat" viruses, or contagious disease in general (bacteria et al)? That's a war that can never be won. The microbes predate us by ages, and some of them got together to form into things like us because it was for their benefit; and if we get too out of line and keep trying to wipe them out, all we'll do is selectively breed them to be better and killing us. They breed faster, adapt faster, and can survive in a greater range of climates than ever we can. They will always outlast us.

    Our only hope is to make *ourselves* more tolerant of them. Consider: the human immune system is one of the greater ones on the planet right now, and we're just crawling with bugs compared to things like cats or dogs, who need to be mostly sterile or else they'll die; their immune systems focus on keeping them clean of parasites, ours just makes sure they don't get out of hand. Certain reptiles have even us beat in that department, and they're veritable disease bags by comparison. Tolerance of non-lethal parasites is the only successful strategy here: tightening down the screws will only breed for more lethal ones.

    (Replace "microbes" and "people" with "individuals" and "governments" and you might have some political commentary there, too).

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    -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    1. Re:Defeating viruses? by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      ok. I'll definitely buy that. It only makes sense. Our approach to microbes in general during the 20th century is what has us in this terrified drug resistant disease state that we're in.

      how do you think we can do that? gene therapy? cybernetics/nanotech? In other words, do you think we should ever tamper with the genome for these effects, or leave it intact in case we fuck up? Will we ever be able to touch the bible of life... or should we just stick to plugins and extensions when we gain those abilities? You touch on something really interesting, which is that the human species has essentially been like a toddler playing in a pen full of grenades this whole time. Shit man... it's kinda scary.

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    2. Re:Defeating viruses? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Well, a tech-independent approach to it is to breastfeed your kids (or have their mom do it) to pass antibodies on from the mother, giving the kid an automatic tolerance to many diseases without having to keep them completely absent from the body. Aside from that, while keeping good hygine is commendable so as to not foster whole colonies of microbes around you, overdoing is just as harmful: I've got barefoot most of my life, went frog-hunting in filthy swamp-water as a boy, don't sanitize anything (by which I mean antibacterial disinfectants and such), don't take antibiotics unless I'm being hit with something *really* nasty...

      In general, just by doing nothing special I keep a constant mild exposure to various bugs out there that might do me in if caught in large doses unexpected, and as such my immune system is generally able to learn to cope with them in these mild exposures without being completely overwhelmed. It's the same idea behind 'immunization', which should really be called something more like 'acclimitization'. As such, while I am not immune to things like the common cold or influenza, and in fact carry them when they're going around and can spread them to others, I myself almost never suffer the pronounced effects of those diseases.

      Same way Europeans exploring America, long before they ever settled here, passed diseases they weren't even presently suffering from on to the native populations just by being there and breathing on them. The native populations, having no exposure to any such diseases, quickly succame to them, while Europeans and their descendents to this day walk around barely noticing the things that wiped out most of the population of this continent.

      But to answer your question, if we *do* manage to get genetic engineering or nanotech down to an exact enough science to safely augment our own immune systems, then I think it's a great idea. I certainly won't be having it done to myself until it's well tested, but if some people want to be earlier adopters, I say let 'em. It's not going to hurt me that some people have stronger or weaker immune systems, unless they react by putting more pressure on the microbes with all their sanitizers and antibiotics and wind up selectively breeding for something that'll kill me too.

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      -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  51. Re:How much longer until it stops being speculatio by xSauronx · · Score: 1
    i think he said something about the pig-filth filled water that i get to look at here on the pamlico river in eastern north carolina, parts of which are so full of this "muck" that you could stick a full grown man to his shoulders in it without touching solid ground.

    some places are beautiful still, some look it, some are being restored...and some are disgusting.

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    By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. -- George Carlin
  52. But the Earth is only 6k years old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [creationist troll]

    30,000-45,000 years?? But how can that be when the Earth is only 6000 years old?

    I reject contemporary science and I vote. :-)

    [/creationist troll]

  53. Re:How much longer until it stops being speculatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I look out my window and see a beautiful blue sky, that hasn't had a rain bearing cloud for three months.

    I see land that hasn't seen significant rainfall for 4 years.

    I see established trees dying, including native Eucalypts.

    I see dead kangaroos on the side of the road on my way to work, as lack of food and water brings them closer to the city.

    However, I don't know if this is long term climate change or just a minor blip. Even if it lasts 100 years it's still blip in the scheme of things...

  54. Re:How much longer until it stops being speculatio by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    How much longer until people stop guessing and look out their window and see the effects?

    Implying a weak correlation, not a causality.

  55. Rubbish and Flim-flam! by Corbin+Dallas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first linked article's author, at least, could use a cold shower. Every time an interesting and insightful fact was revealed, it seemed that the author took a moment to wallow in polite hatred for all things human, who are, in fact, wreched abominations engaged in widespread destruction of this fragile little blue and green ball of dirt. Apparently I'm supposed to feel guilty.

    Fuck that.

    Earth activists love to envision a world where we all can live in peace and harmony with mother earth; never stepping out of bounds; preserving the earth as it is ( or was ) for all time. It is a beautiful ideal, and I can at least applaud them for having ideals. It also happens to be completely impossible.

    The universe is self-destructive by it's very nature, always building and destroying and reworking atoms on a scale impossible for us to comprehend. The systems of this planet, too, are constantly in flux. This is normal folks. We are supposed to have self-corrections in the ecosystem, as evidence of these corrections date back much farther than our existence.

    "But Corbin, the difference is that we're the ones causing it! We're destroying our home, not some giant asteroid!." Heh. How arrogant and presumptuous of a human to suggest that they operate outside of the ecosystem, outside of the natural ways of the universe. We as a species are not capable of knowing the correct course for this planet any more than a dog. As smart as we think we are, humans are still pretty stupid when it comes to the workings of the ecosystem, the way it ties in with the planet's activities, and the infulence of celestial bodies. Even if preservation was the right course of action, we do not know the correct balance of actions that would be required to reverse current trends and restore "balance". And even if we did know, what if it means cooling the oceans, or changing solar activity? Do we really have that kind of power? ( That was retorical, by the way. )

    Let it ride. We're already hip-deep in this mass-extinction, we can't stop it even if we wanted to. People inclined to recycle and ride bikes to work should do so, by all means. It will make a small difference, but a difference none the less. Could this cycle kill humans? Very possibly. However, as most people would agree, the earth is over-populated with humans anyway. This can only be a good thing. Could the human race die? Yeah, that's possible too. If we did, then at least there's historical evidence that a better species would evolve in our place. Plus, as an added bonus, we wouldn't be around to screw up the planet anymore. That should make the environmentalists happy. Right?

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
    1. Re:Rubbish and Flim-flam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should make the environmentalists happy. Right?

      Yes...

  56. the name of that movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of that scene where the I see dead people kid is an adroid ressurected eons after earth's extinction by interstellar archeologists. I forget the name of that movie.

    AI

  57. Climate Changes Caused by Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you read the news article a few months ago that said the desert in central Australia was caused by humans cutting trees and plants on the west side of the continent? Yes, things went extinct because of the climate change, but humans a few hundred years ago caused it...

  58. Indirect? by waldoj · · Score: 1

    Human activity, either directly (e.g. the Dodo) or indirectly (e.g. the Amazon rainforests).

    Erm. In what way is the destruction of the Amazon indirect? We chopped those down just as surely as we hunted down the dodos.

    Let's try an example like global climate change or construction of roadways that severely limit the habitat of migratory mammals. That's indirect.

    -Waldo Jaquith

    1. Re:Indirect? by Andyvan · · Score: 1

      They meant that the extinction of the *animals* is indirect. Through destruction of the rain forest, the environment is changed, which affects the animals.

      Compare this to killing the animals directly (Dodo).

      -- Andyvan

    2. Re:Indirect? by filthy-raj · · Score: 1

      Nah. Prepare yourself for a revelation here. The world's rainforests are in fact a net consumer of oxygen. The trees consume considerably more oxygen during their (natural) death and decay process than they ever produced by photosynthesis during their lifetimes. It's this oxidation process that is directly contrary to the environmentalist "Lungs of the Earth" belief.

      Help stop the rainforest before it's too late.

  59. Argh.. hippies by Tesko · · Score: 0

    I hate all the uber-hippies who strive to at least say that we can't let any species become extinct. Because we all know, if we don't preserve the earth in the EXACT way it is, then anarchy will ensue.

    Seriously, species die out, new ones are discovered, even if human's die out, there will still be continuing life on Earth, we're gonna die sooner or later anyways so why bitch about it?

  60. Re:How much longer until it stops being speculatio by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

    too bad you can't see the nutrient loading in the bay, the algal blooms, disrupting it's value as a purifying estuary as salt water fish leave and fresh water fish die off due to lack of oxygen - all disrupting the fragile ecosystem that is an estuary. Hey man, maybe it'll die like the Chesapeake. It'll still be blue, though...for a while.

  61. The Andromeda Strain by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    Did you know that that novel is 36 years old? Perhaps Crichton's writing style has improved in that time. Crichton's scientific discussions may not be 100% accurate, but he is always ahead of the ball on popular trends in science (Jurassic Park - genetics; Timeline - quantum mechanics, time travel; Prey - nanotechnology).

  62. Part of Nature by ndansmith · · Score: 1
    Nah, I like to be needlessly complicated in my syntax.

    Plus "not unlike" does mean precisely the same thing as "like."

  63. VHEMT by ylikone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You will fit right in with this group...

    http://www.vhemt.org/

    It's actually a pretty good cause if you ask me.

    --
    Meh.
    1. Re:VHEMT by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      It's actually a pretty good cause if you ask me.

      Aren't you glad your parents didn't think it was such a good idea?

    2. Re:VHEMT by ylikone · · Score: 1

      That's an absurd thing to say. If my parents never had me, I wouldn't have any thoughts on the subject one way or another because I wouldn't exist.

      --
      Meh.
  64. Occam's Razor by alset_tech · · Score: 1
    From the BBC article: The studies suggest instead a more complex pattern to the extinctions.

    I'm glad there is evidence that we may not have caused the extinction, but this sentence immediately made me think of Occam's Razor and our likely need to rationalize the devastating effects of humanity on all other species. Just a thought.

    --
    Standing on the shoulders of giants.
  65. Obligatory Mr. Burns by The+Hobo · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I'll have my lunch now. A single pillow of shreaded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg"

    --
    There is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. -- Boondock Saints
  66. Climate changes obviate human guilt - news at 11 by shpoffo · · Score: 1

    In a recent study, Science asserted that its superior reasoning had laid to rest nagging guilt brought on by the intuitive sense that we are being too heavy a burden on the planet.

    .
    -shpoffo

  67. oh they know! by ylikone · · Score: 1

    At least the ones in power know exactly what's going on. BUT... they're not going to ruin the "american way of life" and admit that there is a problem. Over-spend, over-use, be "happy". Keep the general populace ignorant.

    --
    Meh.
    1. Re:oh they know! by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Assuming anyone in government has any idea what's going on is probably not the best thing to lay your bets on. That said, global warming theory is pretty much bullshit.

      --
      ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
    2. Re:oh they know! by ylikone · · Score: 1
      "global warming theory is pretty much bullshit"

      Perfect case in point of said ignorance of general populace!

      --
      Meh.
  68. Re:How much longer until it stops being speculatio by sp0rk173 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For a long time, because it's science. Science is speculative for a LONG time before it's accepted. Of course scientifically, the mechanisms behind the Green House effect are almost universally accepted. We know CH4, C02, and others trap heat in the troposphere. We know their emissions are increased. The question is - how long will the correlation between mean temp increase and increase in CO2 emissions continue? Now, of course, it's politicized, which means if you belong to one camp you have to believe there is a correlation, and if you belong to another you have to believe their isn't one. That only complicates things and lends itself to warped analysis of scientific findings.

  69. You are in luck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are probably headed back to just that mode.

  70. Ah.. Not by Minter92 · · Score: 0

    " "Most biologists believe that Earth is currently undergoing its sixth mass extinction."

    That statement is just a lie. I have worked with several biologists helping them run simulations, not a single one believed this.

  71. That's rather simple by melted · · Score: 1

    Considering the nuclear arsenals many countries on this planet have, you could get billions of people out off planet in about 15 minutes. They'd have to burn alive, though, to get out of here.

    1. Re:That's rather simple by AliasMoze · · Score: 1

      I said "off this planet", not "off this mortal coil."

  72. responsibily?? by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1
    ndansmith insightfully said:
    However, this is not an excuse for an "anything goes" attitude. We still need to work hard to preserve the earth; it is one of our greatest responsibilities.
    While I agree with your overall statement, I don't think it is our responsibility to preserve the Earth. The Earth survived billions of years without us, and it will continue to survive beyond us.

    It is, however, our responsibility to save ourselves (and that is the responsibility of all species, IMHO). You already stated the need for preserving the Earth: We are a natural part of Earth's ecosystem. Anything that happens to that ecosystem ultimately effects us. The Earth will survive our actions.

    The question is "will we?"

    --
    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
    1. Re:responsibily?? by Epistax · · Score: 1

      My view is that-- well let's say, every elephant in America, north and south, is our doing. They aren't supposed to be there. Therefore, Humans as a whole are completely and utterly responsible for their well being while displaced. Also, we're completely and utterly responsible for anything they do to the land while displaced. We screwed it up. And that's just moving elephants.

  73. Megafauna are not becoming extinct. by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1
    We may think that megafauna are becoming extinct, but the truth of the matter is that they are all leaving the planet in droves and moving to Arcturus.

    ;p

    --
    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
  74. In 10 million years by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In 10 million years, perhaps all primary terrestrial life will be descendents of Homo Sapiens. Perhaps we are just in the process of a morphological gene renormalization.

    We will have human-derivitive predators, human-derivative herbavores, human-derivitive sea mammals, etc..

    Sound strange? It shouldn't. Every once in a while, a specific set of genes shows so much ability to dominate that it completely overwhelm all others and then slowly specializes in the ecosystem, taking on the familiar roles we see. The first Dinosaurs were all morphologically identical with differentiation only occuring as the other species in the ecosystem were driven to extinction and leaving room for the different ecological niches to be filled through evolved Dinosaur morphology. Same with Mammals.

    I suppose this vision could require a collapse of civilization such that humans actually had to fill all the various niches in the ecosystem, but given 10 million years, I'd say that is pretty likely. It would be pretty gruesome in the beginning, with canabilism and whatnot being fairly common, but after a few hundred millenia it should shake out to a variety of different predators and prey subspecies quite readily.

    --
    The reason that it can be true that 1+1 > 2 is that very peculiar nonzero value of the + operator
    1. Re:In 10 million years by muxxa · · Score: 1

      For this to happen would indeed require a collapse of civilisation, as the evolution of species is caused by isolation.

      However, there is no guarantee that because humans are the cause of the up and coming mass extinction, that they will also be the benefactors.

      Personally I place my bet on the rat or seagull.

    2. Re:In 10 million years by smallpaul · · Score: 1

      I suppose this vision could require a collapse of civilization such that humans actually had to fill all the various niches in the ecosystem, but given 10 million years, I'd say that is pretty likely. It would be pretty gruesome in the beginning, with canabilism and whatnot being fairly common, but after a few hundred millenia it should shake out to a variety of different predators and prey subspecies quite readily.

      Society can re-assert itself in somewhere between 100 and 10,000 years, depending on how much technology is lost. Every time society asserts itself, speciation would be halted or reversed.

    3. Re:In 10 million years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would we need to resort to cannibalism when we can just 'grow' our own meat? (sans sentience)

    4. Re:In 10 million years by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Society can re-assert itself in somewhere between 100 and 10,000 years, depending on how much technology is lost. Every time society asserts itself, speciation would be halted or reversed.
      The key word is could, not would. It is difficult to predict what might become of man over a ten-million year timeframe. We could proliferate out to other star systems or we could become so dependant on some advanced future technology that we end up in a state of critical equilibrium, our civilization collapsing back to the stone age as we accidentally loose our own secrets to recreate a lost technology. There are an infinite number of scenarios. Given enough time and a continued existence for man, it is likely that there will be human speciation that occurs, if not here on earth, then elsewhere.

      Or are you suggesting that our morphology has reached it's final form and there will be no further evolution? Or perhaps that it will evolve through mutation and natural selection, but that all humans will somehow acquire the mutated genes?

      If you think carefully about this problem you will realize that mutations will occur and that some of them will be significant and beneficial in that time-frame. You will further realize that this will not always result in cross-breeding pressure but will sometimes result in one-sided or multi-faceted discrimination resulting in further racial and eventually species specialization and differentiation.

      If one pocket of humans evolved, for some bizarre reason, a sixth digit, that would probably be enough in and of itself to begin the long process of speciation. It is likely that both five and six digit humans would continue to exist, but there would be those that only bred with others of their kind.

      You can also see this now in racially biased breeding pressures. While there are certainly large populations of humans that cross-breed between racial lines quite freely, there are others that stick veraciously to their own race. Given enough time, the morphological differences between the *pure bloods* will be exaggerated to the point of speciation.

      It's all about time.
      --
      The reason that it can be true that 1+1 > 2 is that very peculiar nonzero value of the + operator
    5. Re:In 10 million years by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      We will have human-derivitive predators...

      Hmm... lawyers.

      --

      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    6. Re:In 10 million years by ardor · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about the human ability to adapt very quickly. Humans can live almost everywhere, just like rats, cockroaches, dogs, and ants. I see these possibilities:

      a) Humans die out, some other species (ants or rats or cockroaches maybe) evolve to sentience.
      b) Human civilizations continue to evolve and collapse, with an overall increase in technology (there was a breakdown in tech after the fall of Rome, but today the tech level is far higher). Assuming a continuing improvement of human tech, it would not be foreseeable what we would be capable of in 10 Million years. Maybe ants & cockroaches evolve to sentience, which would make an interesting situation.
      c) Humans broke down into species, just like the Eloi and the Morlocks in H.G.Wells Time Machine. This is actually not as likely as one might think, for humans tend to reorganize to societies, and communicate/trade with other ones. A derivation into subspecies would require a complete isolation - or genetic/nanotechnological manipulation. Isolation because of far-distant colonies in Tau Ceti would be possible, too (assuming that we don't invent FTL travel). Here, too an evolution of cockroaches, ants etc. would be possible.

      Overall, the hottest candidates for the next species with sentience are IMO ants, cockroaches, rats, squids, bonobos, dolphins. I could also imagine that some cats make it.

      This is actually a very interesting possibility to think about: what if we are the first species with sentience, and thus the one that starts a new shift in the fauna of this planet, propagating sentience, both on this planet and in space? This reminds me of "2001", where the ancients figured out how to travel through space, and discovered that mind and sentience are the most precious things in the universe.

      --
      This sig does not contain any SCO code.
    7. Re:In 10 million years by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      This all of course depends on your taxonomical definition of speciation. Weither throught simple taxonomy or through gene sequencing. Some people would argue that every distinct breed of dog is a species, while others argue the opposite that dogs are one species since they can all readily interbreed. This of course is not the only factor, since nearly all equines can interbreed (although not necesarily create fertile offspring). Even taxonomicaly is a sixth digit that much of a difference? Despite our ability to inbreed, one could argue that the basic races of the world, given their different colorations, physical features etc could be classified as seperate species. Species have been differentiated for less... On a similar subject, out of curiosity, has anyone ever knocked up a chimp? They're supposedly 99% genetically similar to us, are their chromosonal differences keeping us from having monkey-men? But anyway, it would take a complete collapse of civilization, a loss of language, sudden geographical isolation, and probably a major ecological shift for humans to evolve radically to fill another nich. Basically where humans are going is taller, less hair, etc, the same characteristics that have been progressing for the past million years or so in our species. Interestingly enough, your point about 6 digit humans reminded me of one of my own theories that the pinkey is becoming opposable. Think about it, we'd definitly benifit from having another oposable digit, and although the bone structure is not that different, the muscle structure on the pinkey is different from the other 3 fingers, allowing it to opperate more independently.

      --
      "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    8. Re:In 10 million years by David+Off · · Score: 1

      Could make a good book - oh it already has, the Time Machine by HG Wells

    9. Re:In 10 million years by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      This would raise a whole host of issues for people to protest about , "Man in Washington say he will marry Homo-giraficus" i think it will give the religious right a whole new set of things to try and outlaw

      --
      The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
    10. Re:In 10 million years by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Terry Pratchett quote:
      "Racism on Discworld was not a problem. What's the point in different races fighting when you have diffrerent species. Black and white can get together and team up on green"

      --
      "The weirdest thing about a mind, is that every answer that you find, is the basis of a brand new cliche" -
    11. Re:In 10 million years by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 1
      But anyway, it would take a complete collapse of civilization, a loss of language, sudden geographical isolation, and probably a major ecological shift for humans to evolve radically to fill another nich. Basically where humans are going is taller, less hair, etc, the same characteristics that have been progressing for the past million years or so in our species.
      Well, actually, while it is a bit unclear because i was addressing multiple things simultaneously, my main point was this: There will always be pockets of humans that only breed within their "race". Over time ( a long time ), this behavior alone will produce speciation. This is because mutation introduced genetic variations that are not shared across pure-blood boundaries will exaggerate morphological differences to the point of speciation over long periods of time

      On another note, we are growing taller because of our diet, not our genes, and there is no evolutionairy pressure that I am aware of that would increase or decrease human body-hair at this time. Evolution isn't a magic vector towards improvement that effects us all simultaneously, it operates by providing breeding advantages to beneficial variations in the genepool.

      In civilized times, that usually means intelligence, physical beauty and physical fitness for a variety of reasons. One would have to study individual racial pockets in some detail to flush out the socio-economic pressures that contribute to evolution in modern man.
      --
      The reason that it can be true that 1+1 > 2 is that very peculiar nonzero value of the + operator
    12. Re:In 10 million years by tsotha · · Score: 1

      I'm hoping some of us will be white on the right side, and black on the left. The rest should be black on the right, white on the left. The personal shields will be cool, too.

  75. dang! by stashluk · · Score: 1

    Damn post-hoc ergo proctor-hoc fallacy.

  76. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see... assuming you were 6 when you were told this, that means we only have 9 years to wait before flying cars are commonplace!

    Whoohoo! The future looks bright.

    Too bad you got shafted and had to wait the whole 50 years.

  77. That's a recipe for WWIII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "India and China dry out". Hmmm... What happens when 4 billion people have no food?
    A) The lucky countries, Russia and Canada in your example, welcome the 4 billion people from other cultures and give them land.
    B) The lucky countries feed the 4 billion people. For ever.
    C) There's a war against 4 billion starving people with nuclear weapons and nothing to lose.
    History says.... C!

  78. Re:Part of Nature - ecological deficits. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    Human Beings are as natural a part of the Earth's ecosystem as earthworms and aardvarks. We need to accept that our behavior will affect the planet not unlike any other animals.

    Here is where I digress with you:
    Given that we are a natural part of the Earth's ecosystem, it is foolish to pretend that we can effectively separate our own survivability from the health of that ecosystem.

    Technology can help us to ride out temporary 'blips' in the ecosystem, but when our misuse of technology causes systemic degradation, the future starts to look very dim.

    Consider the problem of deficits: For the last couple of decades, it's been taken as a given that economic deficts are a long-term bad thing -- fobbing off the costs of our current spending on our children. An ecological deficit has the same fundamental problems, but is actualy more real than an economic one -- it's just not as clearly and mathematically provable. As (I think) Einstein said: "To the extent to which mathematics describes the real world, it is not exact. To the extent to which it is exact, it does not describe the real world."

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    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  79. Crikey! by Kadmos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We don't really have many large animal species in aus. I ride a kangaroo to work every day but just imagine if I had a wombat as big as a car or a man eating lizard. I think having giant drop bears would mean even more tourists get eaten though. :-)

    If you want some more info check out:
    Some aussie megafauna

    Reasons For Extinction

  80. more on extinct australian animals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  81. dont get your panties in a wad by jwegy · · Score: 1

    BAH! I live for elaborate theories on what makes us tick for every tock of the environment, earth, and universe. However....

    I despise people theorizing to the point of absolute knowledge that, for example, they know that variables x,y, and z are required for the continuing value of the variable a to be constant and desirable.

    The theory assumed by the article, is the variable a is state of life on earth, and they absolutely know that variables x,y,z are required to be a certain value in the algorithm they have for existence. I would agree, that they can prove that x,y, and z's value effect a. Further more, I would agree that they can prove x,y,and z's values are diminishing from our point of view(hey! we need that oxygen!! Too much carbon dioxide! EEK, death destruction)

    They fail to acknowledge that while existence/life can be represented by some algorithm possible, we have absolutely no way whatsoever to comprehend the infinite levels of variables involved or how they react/don't react with each other. x,y, and z may diminish my friend but maybe, just maybe, the diminished values of x,y,and z caused the variables m,t,and q to act differently in such a way, and to such an extreme extent, that we(which happen to a variable ourselves) realize shit, we don't need x,y,and z. since m,t,and q allow us to exist so much healthier.

    These guys should really spend some time conversing with a cryptologist, not that I claim to be anywhere near there level of thinking.

    Variables my friends, are our great unknown. Life is a bunch of maybe's and probably's all jammed together and we only transform a maybe into a known when we define a level of precision that we are comfortable measuring. It's in the precision.

    Disclaimer: this an extreme counter. I would not say if we run out of drinking water,
    something probably will replace its importance.....In the end, maybe the value of the variable a, which represents our existence, is not important at all. I feel that extinction theories, by nature, tend to be overwhelmingly extreme.

  82. I Wish... by sycodon · · Score: 1

    ...broccoli would go extinct.

    CBAPNYB no wait...
    CPABNYP no wait...
    CDDBISK wait...
    SJLDKKD no wait...
    SUCKS...There ya go!

    --
    When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
  83. Time Enough at Last by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... when you're the last remaining creature, standing on a barren planet (or what's left of it)

    Well, at least I still have my books. And the best thing is, there's time now... all the time I need.

    <<Picks up a book, but glasses fall off and break.>>

    That's not fair! That's not fair at all! (source)

    --
    It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
    - Jerome Klapka Jerome
    1. Re:Time Enough at Last by Tekgno · · Score: 1

      Damnit, why does one never have the modpoints when they need it?

      +1 funny

    2. Re:Time Enough at Last by Jonathan+the+Nerd · · Score: 1

      "Wait, my vision isn't that bad. I can still read the large-print books!"

      << Eyes fall out >>

      "Nooooo! Wait, I can still read Braille."

      << Hands fall off >>

      "Nooooo!"

      << Head falls off >>

      --
      Disclaimer: The opinions expressed are not necessarily my own, as I've not yet had my medication today.
  84. Babel Fishy Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    "Most biologists believe that Earth is currently undergoing its sixth mass extinction."

    Apply the Babel Fishy translator and you get:

    "Some biologists believe environmental hysteria is a good way to get more grant money."

    Babel Fishy, for those who want to know the truth behind the spin.

  85. 6000 ppm CO2 by Laaserboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The CO2 concentration was 7000 ppm during the Cambrian period, 500 million years ago. Was this a time of mass extinction? Not at all. During the Cambrian Explosion, your relatives started having sex, and evolved into animals at a tremendous rate.

    What is the carbon concentration now? A measly 350-380 ppm.

    What does this low rate mean. MASS EXTINCTIONS!

    Or does it?
    Let's recap:
    350 ppm CO2 = MASS EXTINCTIONS!
    7000 ppm CO2 = A pretty good time for evolution.

    1. Re:6000 ppm CO2 by identity0 · · Score: 1

      I don't want to step into the whole global warming debate, but your reasoning is not logical.

      You're saying that because life in one era coped just fine in one set of circumstances, that life in another era should do fine in it. Well, what would happen if you took animals from the ice age into the Cambrian, or vice-versa? They would hardly do well.

      Remember, evolution does not make animals "better" on a universal scale of goodness, it just makes them more customized for a particular enviornment. It's not the particular state of the enviornment that kills species, it's the sudden changes that do.

      Now, whether or not humans are causing such changes are a totally different debate...

    2. Re:6000 ppm CO2 by Lemm · · Score: 1

      Remember, evolution does not make animals "better" on a universal scale of goodness, it just makes them more customized for a particular enviornment.

      So, in a nutshell... we're all mod-chipped by nature?

      I think that's a term more Slashdotters can relate to, to be honest...

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      No boom today. Boom tomorrow. Always boom tomorrow. BOOM!
  86. I first read that as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Marijuana Extinction Due to Climate"

  87. Ok so something I've wondered by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    On what do you base the claim that a warmer climate leads to more intense and random weather patterns? We have very little data on the topic, but what data we do have seems to suggest this is false. There has been a minor warming trend during the last 100 years of about one degree, which is the only time span foe which we have accurate weather data. During that time, however, we have not noticed an increase in the intensity or randomness of weather. Indeed it seems to be as it always was.

    Now remember: That the weather today is different from 20, or 30, or any arbitrary number of years ago isn't weird, it's normal. Weather is marked by change, during the day, during the year, during centuries, etc. As best we know weather always changes and whatever is "normal" for a given time will not be in the future.

    I'm not going to get in to a global warming fight, but you really need to question your assumptions and seek out more information. Your first assumption seems to be false according to all available empirical evidence. I think perhaps you have come to a conclusion without really investigating the evidence carefully, and examining all the theories. It's not as cut and dried as you paint it.

  88. drop bear by lobsterGun · · Score: 1


    What about the Australian Drop Baer? How do they explain that?

    1. Re:drop bear by dbIII · · Score: 1
      What about the Australian Drop Baer?
      Eaten by a cluster of baer wolves I imagine.
  89. Not all the megafauna's dying off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...my ex-wife's still around.

    bah-dum-dah-ching!

  90. Re: by FriedSpam · · Score: 1

    Concurrency does not necessarily imply causality.

  91. Climate change is constant by katorga · · Score: 1

    I'm amazed how past climate change incidents are never mentioned as a possible cause of "global warming", although the historical record is rife with natural climate change. There is no evidence that today's changes are not part of a natural cycle.

    In fact, we are coming out of a long period of cool coming off of several ice ages starting 10K years ago, to the "little ice ages" of the past 5K years and the catastrophic incidents due to volcanic activity in 300bc and 540ad.

    The earth might just simply be adjusting back to its normal balmy climates.

  92. Yum by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    Mmm.. megafauna. :)

    Good ground up with macroketchup and hypermayonise with a superpickle on top.

    --

    ___
    It's the end of my comment as I know it and I feel fine.
  93. Weed? by Scott7477 · · Score: 1

    I did a double take when I saw the title of this post. I thought it said "Marijuana extinction caused by...". Must have been a Freudian thing:)

    --
    "Lack of technical competence coupled with the arrogance of power, as usual, leads to no good end."
    1. Re:Weed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or too much weed...

  94. Esuvee's by Matrix5353 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean no more Esuvee's? We can only hope...

  95. Fire and Dogs. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    The interesting thing about the Aboriginals is that they introduced fire as a hunting tool (herd animals in a certain direction) and they brought thier dogs with them. In Tasmania the Aboriginals were cut off before they learnt how to use fire and dogs. The extinction record of Tasmania is very different to the mainland. Human initiated fires have been blamed in many places for changing forests into grassland and grasslands into desert.

    Unfortunately when Europeans arrived they hunted the Tasmanian Aboriginals and the Tasmanian tiger into extintion.

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  96. Difference between Humans and Nature. by H01M35 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I understand the argument that humans are a part of nature, and so are their tools. (By the same token, a bullet to the forehead causes death quite naturally, er, so I'm told.)

    The best way I've heard this expressed is Nature doesn't make waste. Nature makes food. (I'd love to claim this, but I can't remember for sure who said it. It might have been Bucky or Amory Lovins. At any rate, all the other species make food, and participate in the food chain and cycle all waste around.

    We, as humans create waste that no biological process can deal with. Now humanure can be composted and reused, but there's lots of stuff that is good for no living thing.

    That's the big difference. Waste not, want not.

    1. Re:Difference between Humans and Nature. by Edward+Faulkner · · Score: 1

      We, as humans create waste that no biological process can deal with. Now humanure can be composted and reused, but there's lots of stuff that is good for no living thing.

      Tell that to all the anaerobic bacteria that produced our oxygen atmosphere. At the time, there were no living things that could use oxygen, and in fact it was poisonous to many of them.

      Nevertheless, oxygen-using organisms evolved to take advantage of the situation, and ultimately took over, since aerobic respiration makes much more energy available for life.

      We are a natural process. Our nuclear reactors are a natural process. The evolution of the Earth continues, through both biological and technological means (the line is blurring). It is simple arrogance to think we can direct the big picture to preserve some mythic pure state. The best we can do is make localized decisions that seem best to us as humans.

      --
      "The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern." - Lord Acton
    2. Re:Difference between Humans and Nature. by H01M35 · · Score: 1
      I don't want to belittle the job of the first living organisms that evolved to use oxygen. It was a formidable task, but over millions of years they succeeded.

      Now we've created quite the niche market for organisms which can metabolize asphalt, discarded tires and plastic bags, and life might find a way, but it won't happen soon enough to make a difference for humanity.

      I have great confidence, that no matter what we as a Class 0 civilization can do to the planet, life in some form will go on. I also have an interest in the future of the human race, and I hope for its survival. Our mild climate is finely balanced such that we can survive here, and as far as we know, nowhere else. If we change the climate much, life will be fine, but we'll damage ourselves, make ourselves extinct, and leave the world to sleep for tens of millions of years until life comes back somehow.

      This isn't about preserving some mythic state, it's about cleaning up our poo in our backyard. Localized decisions that seem best to us as humans leads to short term, market driven thinking. Market thinking excells at allocating scarce resources in the short term. For humanity to survive on a longer timeline, however, we need to embrace on a broad scale, biological processes, quit making 'waste' and start making 'food'. For this to happen however, it needs to be a better way of doing things than the one we've got. And the one we've got is good for probably another ten years. Which means nobody will bother changing, again, at least on a broad scale, until then. And then, whether it's ten years or not, we won't be as equipped to change, because the disaster had already happened. I was going to pull out a "When did Noah build the ark?" kind of question, but instead... "When's the best time to backup your data?"

      Also, watch a movie called The End of Suburbia. More focused on oil, but still, totally worthwhile. When the revolution comes, don't say you weren't warned.

    3. Re:Difference between Humans and Nature. by Edward+Faulkner · · Score: 1

      Market thinking excells at allocating scarce resources in the short term. For humanity to survive on a longer timeline, however, we need to embrace on a broad scale, biological processes, quit making 'waste' and start making 'food'.

      That depends greatly on the nature of the people doing the thinking. And yes, the world today is full of people with stunted minds and incomplete characters.

      200 years ago, everyone took it as a given that freedom and propserity hinge critically on the character of a people. Read Toqueville, for example. America achieved a previously unheard of level of liberty and wealth because its people were well-educated and habituated with self-reliance. Neither of those is remotely true anymore.

      But it sounds like you believe freedom is the problem. Freedom is not the problem. Ignorance is the problem. You simply can't get around the ignorance, even if you eliminate the freedom. We've been steadily decreasing the freedom for 100 years, and it has only bred more ignorance and dependence.

      Also, watch a movie called The End of Suburbia. More focused on oil, but still, totally worthwhile. When the revolution comes, don't say you weren't warned.

      Here I can mostly agree with you. I don't know if peak oil will be the real problem, but what I do know is that Americans are likely to be blindsided by crisis in the not-very-distant future. TANSTAAFL. No gettin' around it.

      --
      "The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern." - Lord Acton
    4. Re:Difference between Humans and Nature. by H01M35 · · Score: 1
      That depends greatly on the nature of the people doing the thinking. And yes, the world today is full of people with stunted minds and incomplete characters.

      It totally depends on the nature of the people doing the thinking. On an individual basis, the people doing the thinking are making discrete, rational choices, based on the options available to them.

      These options are limited and consumer/corporation driven. Freedom isn't the problem. Society has been framed in such a way that true costs, especially long term ones, are not passed along to the consumers, who, en masse, control the market. Instead, true costs are dismissed as externalities, and not accounted for in any sort of economic calculation.

      Solving ignorance is indeed a problem, but it feels to me like there are more and more people starting to understand the problem, and there may be economic, and economically stimulating solutions to it. However it will require foresight and significant capital expenditure, and neither of those pay off in the short run, which worries me.

      It feels, in a way, like the choice between an academic education, and the school of hard knocks. If the economy checks out and takes our way of life with it, we'll havea small group of academics saying I told you so, and a large group of people getting very rapidly educated in the new economics of self reliance. Not this new age self reliance where people can make $40-70k/year astroturfing for $Corporation. Actual feeding & clothing yourself kind of reliance. But with computers and modern tech. It'll certainly be an interesting reality check.

      It will be sudden, and it will be painful, but we can start preparing now - by supporting local farmers, building reliable, local energy supplies, and strengthening local communities.

      We'll get through this. Somehow.

  97. pwn! by metroplex · · Score: 1

    w00t! w3 pwn teh p14n3tx0r!

    --
    "Words of wisdom: drop that zero and get with the hero" -- Vanilla Ice
  98. We're the greatest, we rock. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Tell that to the Cockroaches and Ants, they need a good laugh.

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  99. Relevant Dave Barry Quote: by Fyz · · Score: 3, Funny

    "What would happen if the Earth was hit by a giant asteroid? Well, judging from realistic simulations invilving a sledgehammer and a common laboratory frog, the result will be pretty bad."

    1. Re:Relevant Dave Barry Quote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would happen if the Earth was hit by a giant asteroid?

      Thats not likely to happen. Everybody knows that before anything that big could hit earth, it will be destroyed by the vogons when they build their hyperspace bypass. (Geez, some people just dont bother to take interest in local affairs!)

  100. Indirect Human Activity? by KinashiArkaiyen · · Score: 1
    Human activity, either directly (e.g. the Dodo) or indirectly (e.g. the Amazon rainforests).
    How is the destruction of the Amazon rainforests any less a result of human activity than the extinction of the dodo? Both are due to humanity's ceaseless drive for resources, no matter if those resources are tasty easy-to-kill birds, or lumber, or the farmland to raise other types of tasty easy-to-kill birds.
  101. EAT, CHUG, BURN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    while(ALIVE)
    {
    for($i=0;$i<5;$i++)
    {
    EAT();

    CHUG();

    BURN();
    }
    for($i=0;$i<2;$i++)
    { //Ahh, the weekend.

    EAT();

    CHUG();

    BURN();

    F***();
    }
    }

    We think we are so complex... This 'modernity' disguises our stupidity.

    out...

  102. Volcanoes by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Can you show us some evidence for this assertion or am I meant to be laughing?

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  103. SWEET! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t, i'm ashamed for having written that, posting as AC...

  104. Pick'n'Mix Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If the books that comprise the bible are not universally reliable as the word of God, which the book itself claims to be, how can one know which parts are reliable and which are not? Do we just get to pick and choose? Buffet a-la Bible?"

    Yes, Exactly! And that is what they do.

    http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/picknmix.h tml

  105. 784 documented extinctions, few in recent years by porttikivi · · Score: 1

    That's what IUCN Red List has. And although an extinction is "official" only after 50 years of not finding any specimens around, there are only a handful of cases "waiting in the line", species that we would only recently have stopped finding in wild.

    The only problem are the myriads of unknown small, rare and local species that we don't perhaps know anything about, until they are already gone. BUT WHAT PROBLEM IS THIS REALLY? First, the numbers are highly speculative. Second these obscure species are typically small variants of each other, and a loss of one is not of very big imporatnce to even the local ecosystem. This whole extinction scare is irrational and emotional.

    Note that there is an answer to saving those species that are endangered by hunting or scavenging: if they are sought after, they have a price. Capitalism and property rights are the key. Let the local people own them, cultivate or heard them, and use or sell them! They will soon be no more extinct than rice or cows.

    The human nature of primates is a little different question. Rather than letting the local homo sapiens to own and eat the chimpanzee and gorillas I'd rather grant "half-human rights" to their bodies and some kind of "ownership" to their habitat, to be administered by some human custodian.

    --
    Anssi Porttikivi / app@iki.fi
  106. It's pretty fascinating, and more complex by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    The thing about most other predator/prey relationships is that a predator can only live on a given set of prey species. E.g., you don't see foxes hunting bear when rabbits become scarce, nor wolves catching mice and birds for a change.

    So there's an equilibrium. When rabbits become scarce, some foxes starve too, when rabbits become abbundant, more fox cubs have enough food to live on and breed some more. So one species can't "win" or push the other into extinction.

    Even mild climate changes can't instantly shift the balance too much. E.g., if there'll be less food for rabbits in the new climate, then the number of foxes will drop proportionally. The balance is preserved.

    Humans are the case that was completely outside this equilibrium scheme. When mammots became scarce, humans didn't start dying off too, to give the mammoth a chance to repopulate. Humans still found sustenance (on other game, berries, etc), kept breeding, and kept killing mammoths into extinction.

    With humans it's not as much a case of being determined to kill only mammoth, or becomming the ultimate mammoth-killing experts. It's just being able to keep at it, unlike any other predator. Precisely _because_ they weren't killing only mammoths for dinner.

    Combine that with climate changes, and you have some doomed species real fast.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:It's pretty fascinating, and more complex by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

      Interesting point. If I had mod points (and wasn't the thread originator) I'd give you some.

      I do have one very very minor quibble. Well, maybe not even a quibble, just a comment. You say "With humans it's not ... a case of ... becoming the ultimate mammoth-killing experts." But since humans were likely the *only* things capable of regularly taking down mammoth, in that sense one *could* consider them the "ultimate mammoth-killing experts." Also, the greatest food source later available to Eskimos was the whale. Whale hunting became practically the centerpiece of their culture (both Yup'ik and Inupiaq). It could very well have been similar with mammoth, with the difference being it would have been a lot easier to track and find all the mammoth than it was to find whales.

      Anyway, again, good comment.

      - AJ

  107. What if I do name it? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Seems to me like nowhere did He say that they can't be named post-mortem. "I hereby dub thee Sir Moosalot the Cheeseburger." *CHOMP* Problem solved, and the Lord must be pleased ;)

    Or even if you want the animal to be named while alive, it seems to me that the more logical approach would have been to have a market for parts of named animals. I mean, people spend a bit of extra money on eggs from chicken that didn't grow in cages, or the milk of cows that grew on open pastures. If obeying the Lord's will is that important to someone, I'm sure someone could sell them the meat together with a small certifficat saying "This cow was named Bessy."

    See, it didn't get in the way of naming anything then. In fact, it would just do the proper Christian thing of encouraging the peasant to name his/her cows.

    Or better yet, isn't the Lord satisfied with just naming the whole species? I'm pretty sure any meat you can buy these days will be from some named species, like "cow", "chicken", "pig", "turkey" or the like. I don't think any shop would stay long in business if they sold meat from some unknown species that noone had seen or named before. ("No idea, guv'nor. It was this weird looking three-legged green alien that landed in my back yard and I shot it. Want a pound of it?")

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:What if I do name it? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Seems to me like nowhere did He say that they can't be named post-mortem. "I hereby dub thee Sir Moosalot the Cheeseburger." *CHOMP* Problem solved, and the Lord must be pleased ;)

      What are you, some kind of a liberal or something? ;-)

      It was this weird looking three-legged green alien that landed in my back yard and I shot it. Want a pound of it?"

      No, half a pound will be plenty to try it. Set the slicer at about 15, will you?

      --
      Who is John Cabal?
  108. Weather != Climate, I repeat, Weather != Climate. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "We cant even predict the weather without real-time pictures, to say nothing of climate prediction."

    This is by far the most common fallacy when climate change is being discussed, I can't be bothered explaining, look it up for yourself using peer-reviewed sources.

    As for sunspots, accurate records were not available until well after the invention of the telescope, so claims regarding unusual sunspot activity before the 17th century are anecdotal at best. To then go on and claim that the non-existant records are correlated with climate fluctuations is pure bullshit. I do know of any peer-reviewed study that has been published linking sunspots to major climate change but there are a plethora of industry shrills and whaco's who spout this crap to anyone who is still willing listen.

    ""the best-predicting climate models" ... um suck."

    I don't understand the pathological aversion to climate models by so called scientifically minded people. I don't hear anyone refuting physists, chemists, etc, with such well thought out arguments as "um suck". Science is the art of building and refining models. If you can't, (or don't want to), understand that fundemental point then I suggest you might find more solice in religion or witchcraft.

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  109. MOD parent up! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "If you claim the Bible to be completely holy, you put it in the place of God" - That is the most rational argument I have ever heard to counter the "do it my way because the bible says so" crowd.

    Many people also "discount its actual worth" simply because it is a religious text. Even if you do not belive in the Christian God, the Bible is chock full of valuable life lessons. To take each word literally would imply the reader is either brain-dead or cannot see the forest for the trees.

    Personally I sit on the fence between agnostic and atheist, I realise both views are a matter of faith, even my precious science is based on the faith that something called the Universe exsits outside my own thought processes.

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    1. Re:MOD parent up! by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      If that is were you will stand then stand there. I believe that that road leads to hell, but I don't speak of the fire and brimstone place of popular myth.

      I think hell is, as the Bible plainly states, merely the absense of God. I think He just lets those wish for it to have that which they beleive they desire.

      A world with no God. A world without absolute truth where lies reign supreme. A world where Satan the Prince of Lies is the greatest of all beings as he wished to be.

      They are also his children, He cares for them, and He wants them to have what they think will make them happy.

      Meanwhile those that seek Him, will be brought to Him, and live in a place that absolute knowledge, and truth are availible, as the Bible puts it, "[A] river of the water of life, as clear as crystal, flowing from the throne of God".

      It is a very beautiful image, and at the very least give hope, which is largly lacking in these times.

      I'm not going to say, "Convert now heathen, for the end is nigh!", but I do hope you will at least consider it because frankly the prospect of darkness without dawn is utterly depressing to me.

    2. Re:MOD parent up! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "I'm not going to say, "Convert now heathen, for the end is nigh!", but I do hope you will at least consider it because frankly the prospect of darkness without dawn is utterly depressing to me."

      I have considered it and found myself siding with Thomas.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  110. Rats by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Top predators (us) are vulnerable to extinction. What'll be left are the rats. The next intelligent race will be the rat people.

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    Deleted
  111. Re:Time Enough at Last : ) by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, at least I still have my books. And the best thing is, there's time now... all the time I need.
    [Picks up a book, but glasses fall off and break.]
    That's not fair! That's not fair at all! (source)


    [skips a few lines]

    Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

    --

    You can't take the sky from me...

  112. Relevant by abb3w · · Score: 1
    In fifty years, nanotech will eliminate human stress on the environment

    ...and "Nuclear Power will make electricity too cheap to meter". Right. Next!

    Scientists don't even have an accurate count of how many species there ARE on this planet - they could be off by factors of ten or more.

    ...however, most of the room for error is in non-animal (plant, bacterial, fungal, and archaea) species, smaller sized (under 30g mass per individual) species, and the deeper (below 200m) aquatic species. The extinction event is clear in larger known land animal species. (You also have not given any argument for why unknown species would demonstrate different extinction patterns.)

    --
    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
    1. Re:Relevant by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Read this for when an animal is considered extinct.

      Read this quote from here:

      "It is important to emphasize that I am talking about complete extinctions, not mere reduction in numbers; if left alone, populations almost always make a comeback, no matter how badly their stock is depleted. In other words, despite the fact that the American bison, pronghorn, African and Indian elephants, and all whales have suffered tremendous population depletions thanks to human depredations, all have made it back to sustainability (including the right whale). For the continents and oceans, such examples are the rule rather than the exception. For islands, things have gone in various directions, although mostly downhill (i.e., toward complete extinction). This is why I maintain that the biodiversity crisis has already come and gone for the world's islands -- susceptible species were pinched out during the initial spread of humans to these places. Continental extinctions seem to be quite a different deal. At least for mammals and birds, there have been relatively few of them in the last 500 years. (E.g., no mammal extinctions at the species level at all in Eurasia; one or two in the Americas; perhaps a dozen or more in Australia, the island continent.)"

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  113. Disaster!!! by mu_wtfo · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person who misread the headline as "Marijuana Extinction Due to Climate"?

    --
    If all the world's a stage, anyone who says they want better lighting spends far too much time in a dark theatre.
  114. Question? by Remlik · · Score: 1

    So can anyone tell me where it says things aren't supposed to go this way? Is there some master book of the Earth that describes appropriate time lines for temperatures and species die-off?

    I'm just wondering how it is we know all these thing to be bad, and or in need of correction. Perhaps its just simply the fact that doom sells, and scientist need money to continue their work?

    I'm not for raping the planet, but then again I don't see how we are doing anything other than that which we were designed/destin to do.

    --
    Apple free since 1990!
    1. Re:Question? by The+Cookie+Monster · · Score: 1

      In the case of Megafauna, one reason it's bad is because the world is cooler with them around.

      An animal that can run so fast it could get a speeding ticket on a motorway is down to a population of 3000.

      When all our megafauna is reduced to pages in a book like dinosaurs, woolly mammoths, sabre tooth tigers, Haast Eagles etc, don't you think we will have lost something?

      I've always thought it's a pity there's no other species around with our kind of intelligence, but imagine how much more suck it would be if rather than being the only intelligent species on the planet, we were the only significant species.

      Megafauna is on our level, people connect to it.

    2. Re:Question? by Remlik · · Score: 1

      I see your points, and they may indeed be valid and somthing worth worrying about but I think we are looking at these "problems" with only a human eye. The human eye doesn't properly account for time in the realm of millions or even billions of years.

      Megafauna may well die off, only to be replaced in a million years by new fauna. During that time the earth may cool and other species will grow to fill the gap and niche now open.

      The decline of Cheeta's as you point out may well be directly caused by man's hunting and habitat encroachment but I think its important to see humans as just another species on earth. If the population of elephants suddenly exploded and large forested areas were eaten and trodded down the cheeta may well have declined in that scenario.

      I guess the whole idea I'm trying to push forward here is that man IS a species of this planet, one that takes habitat from other species, one that hunts other species. While we have the control and thought processes to prevent ourselves from completely anhilating those things who's to say that 10 million years from now other species won't fill the voids we have created, and or replace us.

      Nature and evolution are huge, in the past two weeks we have read stories about birds and plants long thought to be extinct being found again. There is a very large cycle going on around us, we are but queens on the chess board. In control of all, but still part of the game.

      --
      Apple free since 1990!
  115. the introduction of alien species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    How is the Sixth Extinction different from previous events?
    the introduction of alien species


    fuckin' ET
  116. Re:Weather != Climate, I repeat, Weather != Climat by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

    What a typical defensive position.

    First things first. I never said that Weather = Climate. Of course it doesn't. The point is that predicting the weather should be a lot easier than predicting the climate as weather is here and now (i.e. days or weeks) while climate is obviously a long term problem.

    Second point.

    I work with models that predict the eruption of solar events and the subsequent energetic particles that make their way to Earth. There are a lot of smart people working on this problem. And you know what... the models "um suck". That's right, I am criticizing my own models. The scientific community has some models that work very well while that vast majority have a long way to go.

    "I don't hear anyone refuting physicists, chemists, etc, with such well thought out arguments as "um suck""

    No? I guess your in a tizzy over the choice of words here? If I had said "leave a lot to be desired" would that be better? How about "not very accurate" "huge error bars" etc...
    I defend "um sucks" as a /. idiom for the above.

    If you don't think that physicists challenge each others models, get in very heated arguments over them, use disparaging vocabulary while discussing them, then you don't spend much time around scientists.

    Anyone who actually does climate modeling want to stand up and tell us how great these models are, how close to accurate they are, etc... I doubt there will be many takers here.

    I guess you support the first-rule-about-climate-models-is-we-don't-talk-b ad-about-climate-models point of view. It's not a "pathological aversion", it's about accepting the current state and limitations of the models.

    --
    "Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations"
  117. We lose, but the planet is fine by lbmouse · · Score: 2, Interesting


    We're so self-important. So self-important. Everybody's going to save something now. "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. What? Are these fucking people kidding me? Save the planet, we don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet. We haven't learned how to care for one another, we're gonna save the fucking planet?

    I'm getting tired of that shit. Tired of that shit. I'm tired of fucking Earth Day, I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world save for their Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet. They don't care about the planet. Not in the abstract they don't. Not in the abstract they don't. You know what they're interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They're worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me.

    Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet. Nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The PEOPLE are fucked. Difference. Difference. The planet is fine. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. Been here four and a half billion years. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years. We've been here, what, a hundred thousand? Maybe two hundred thousand? And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat? That somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that's just a-floatin' around the sun?

    The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through all kinds of things worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles...hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worlwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages...And we think some plastic bags, and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet...the planet...the planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE!

    We're going away. Pack your shit, folks. We're going away. And we won't leave much of a trace, either. Thank God for that. Maybe a little styrofoam. Maybe. A little styrofoam. The planet'll be here and we'll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet'll shake us off like a bad case of fleas. A surface nuisance.

    You wanna know how the planet's doing? Ask those people at Pompeii, who are frozen into position from volcanic ash, how the planet's doing. You wanna know if the planet's all right, ask those people in Mexico City or Armenia or a hundred other places buried under thousands of tons of earthquake rubble, if they feel like a threat to the planet this week. Or how about those people in Kilowaia, Hawaii, who built their homes right next to an active volcano, and then wonder why they have lava in the living room.

    The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we're gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, 'cause that's what it does. It's a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed, and if it's true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new pardigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn't share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn't know how to make it. Needed u

  118. This just in... by aBlooMoon · · Score: 1

    Extinct Megafauna Found In Zoo

    "A 13-year-old resident of the Bronx has found the long-thought extinct marsupial lion. The animal hasn't been seen for 30,000 years and has been rediscovered on exhibit in the Bronx zoo. Sadly, it no longer has a pouch, but this can be attributed to evolution, researchers say."

    Sorry, even though it's not a dupe, I had a flashback to the other day.

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  119. Would that include us? by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    Are we somehow magically* exempt from this figure, or will we, too, die off one day?

    It's not great to think about, but...

    *smacks too much of religion

  120. Re: There goes the neighborhood by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

    Wow! 70 people can extinct multiple species over a 6 million-square-mile continent. Humans are Amazing !

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  121. Please read the review at RealClimate by pq · · Score: 1
    RealClimate is a site run by professional climatologists who do this for a living. If you can put aside your knee-jerk reaction of "biased!" (Why would they bother? Can you imagine the huge grants that would come pouring in if someone could prove that climate change was not happening?) it would be worth your while, I think, to read these reviews.

    Review Part One
    Review Part Two

    The posts on that site are well worth it - at least, you'll learn more than you would in arguing with slashdot trolls.

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    1. Re:Please read the review at RealClimate by jnaujok · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine the huge grants that are coming in to Mann and his group from every environmental group (Sierra Club, Greenpeace, etc.) that wants to show that Global Warming (now renamed Global Climate Change since there *is* no solid proof of "Anthropogenic Warming") is a reality.

      You see, those groups know that proving GCC would get them contributions up the yin-yang and they'd be rolling in dough.

      Now Mann (and realclmate.org) are the originators of the massively flawed "Hockey Stick" graph. This graph purports to show Anthropogenic Warming, but is so flawed (errors in the algorithm and the data have been found and proven) that even the GCC crowd is shying away from it.

      But, of course, because I don't believe in their formula, and would rather take the work of a statistical mathmatician over the math skills of a paleo-climatologist who refuses to release the source code of his test, I'll be called every name in the book, including, apparently, "Slashdot Troll".

      But I didn't call the site "Biased".

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    2. Re:Please read the review at RealClimate by pq · · Score: 1
      I don't believe in their formula, and would rather take the work of a statistical mathmatician over the math skills of a paleo-climatologist who refuses to release the source code of his test

      NCAR press release: New Analysis Reproduces Graph of Late 20th Century Temperature Rise.

      Excerpt: Ammann and Eugene Wahl of Alfred University have analyzed the Mann-Bradley-Hughes (MBH) climate field reconstruction and reproduced the MBH results using their own computer code. They found the MBH method is robust even when numerous modifications are employed. Their results appear in two new research papers submitted for review to the journals Geophysical Research Letters and Climatic Change. The authors invite researchers and others to use the code for their own evaluation of the method.

      I'm hoping you will take them up on the offer, and try out their code for yourself.

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  122. It's Not Happening by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1

    I'll have to check Free Republic or listen to Rush to find out why.

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  123. The U.S. is source of all evil too... by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

    You forgot to add the the US of A is the source of all dispair and evil in the world. If it wasn't for us, those peace loving God fearing Terro^H^H^H^H^H "Freedom Fighters" would be just blowing thier own governments/people up.

    Communist China was a peaceful place with lollydrop fields and chocolate rivers during the Cultural Revolution with hundreds of thousands, if not millions, dead and imprisoned. Oh yeah, and Cambodia was a big BBQ country with beach parties while the Killing Fields were ablaze with millions of people tortured and killed. Yeah, even Stalanist Russia was a happy winterland with never ending Christma^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Happy Holidays (Communism outlaws religions, so remember that left-ist liberals) while millions were killled, tortured, and send to Sibarian gulags.

    Yes, here in the US of A were are tortured with the Freedom to speak out against our leaders, killed with rights to bear arms, and drowned in a great weekend for BBQ on Memorial Day weekend while men and women fight to stop the real evil.

  124. It's the Arabs' fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not quite sure why. I'll have to check the latest White House press release to find out.

  125. the Quiet Earth by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    Think so? Go rent a copy of The Quiet Earth; film from new zealand, came out back in the early 80s and only watch the part up 'til the girl appears. You could be just like that guy, living in an empty mansion by candlelight, dressed up in clothes of the opposite gender, looking in a mirror.

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  126. Re:Time Enough at Last : ) by 80sCartoons.net · · Score: 1

    Why should I believe you? You're Hitler! *gasp* The argument is over! In record time, too!

  127. Re:Weather != Climate, I repeat, Weather != Climat by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "The point is that predicting the weather should be a lot easier than predicting the climate as weather is here and now (i.e. days or weeks) while climate is obviously a long term problem."

    You still don't get the point, Climate is much easier to predict than weather. As an example lets use the Sun.

    "I work with models that predict the eruption of solar events and the subsequent energetic particles that make their way to Earth."

    In other words you work on models that predict short term Solar weather, Solar weather is influenced by the sunspot cycle (Solar Climate). Would you say that the intensity, location and timing of an individual sunspot is easier to predict than the 11yr cycle maxima and minima?

    "If you don't think that physicists challenge each others models"

    This come under the heading of "refining the model" (see previous post), "um suck" is not an acceptable challenge unless it is has some explaination added to it. The "huge error bars" you speak off relate to the rate of warming. No peer-reviewed litrature doubts that the climate record is showing an alarmigly rapid warming of the planet since the early 1950's

    "you don't spend much time around scientists" - I have a BSc(CS) and have worked with countless Phd's for over 15yrs, does that qualify?

    OTOH: I accept there are many serious limitations to the various models (although you have failed to point one out yet). I also loved the movie "Fight Club".

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  128. Re:Weather != Climate, I repeat, Weather != Climat by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

    " Climate is much easier to predict than weather"

    Ok, I don't buy it but I'll follow your chain...

    "In other words you work on models that predict short term Solar weather, Solar weather is influenced by the sunspot cycle (Solar Climate). Would you say that the intensity, location and timing of an individual sunspot is easier to predict than the 11yr cycle maxima and minima? "

    The 11/22 year cycle is not a model, it's not a prediction. It is an observation. We have absolutely no idea why there is an 11/22 year cycle. If all of a sudden the rotation of the planet went from 24 hours to 30 hours (I'm staying away from another weather analogy because I can tell it's a hot button with you) we would have a very good prediction of when the Sun would "come up". If all of a sudden the sunspot cycle went from 11 years to 17 years we would be freaking clueless. There is obviously a lot of work by a lot of people trying to understand the solar dynamo and probably a lot of other theories that I have never heard of, but to say we have a solar-climate-model is just as silly as saying we have an earth-climate-model (sure they are out there but they both need a lot of improvement == "um suck").

    "No peer-reviewed literature doubts that the climate record is showing an alarmingly rapid warming of the planet since the early 1950's"

    Then you haven't read George-W-Bush-Science-Reviews lately.... Just joking. I'm a liberal atheist.... But seriously I'm missing your point. I don't doubt that the planet is warming. I do agree with what I have seen in the literature on the subject. Just because I think that the current climate models "um suck" does not mean I disagree with the current observations that the temperature seems to be going up. Just take a look at all of the different posts on this topic right here on /. There is obviously a lot of different points of view (i.e. the models suck - and in the professional forums there is every bit as much disagreement on the cause).

    "I have a BSc(CS) and have worked with countless Phd's for over 15yrs, does that qualify?"

    They you have heard them fight. Scientists love to fight. Hell, half the fun of being a scientist is to fight with your colleagues on whose model is right and wrong and for what reasons. From the matrix... "you don't know a man until you have fought him". If you prefer to sugar-coat reality to match your romantic views of what science should be then fine. I prefer to knock-heads with everyone who challenges my models, even though I know my models suck and so do theirs, because after the bleeding stops I hope we have gained some ground.

    "OTOH: I accept there are many serious limitations to the various models (although you have failed to point one out yet)."

    Relationship between the 11/22 year solar cycle and the Earth's climate?
    Relationship between the solar wind and the Earth's climate?
    Relationship between coronal mass ejections and the Earth's climate?

    There are probably many papers (peer-reviewed) that discuss these points but as far as I know the scientific community has not accepted these as anything else but "currently under debate == speculation == um sucks".

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  129. Re:Weather != Climate, I repeat, Weather != Climat by TapeCutter · · Score: 1


    I like banging heads too, so I am going to keep trying to sell you on my point that climate is simpler than weather :)

    The sunspot cycle was an attempted analogy to tropical cyclones that flopped badly. I generally agree with most of your post except the paragraph starting with..."The 11/22 year cycle is not a model, it's not a prediction. It is an observation.". Yes it is an observation and I assume it would be inserted into models of the Sun to make certain predictions (gravity is also an observation we cannot explain but we make accurate predictions based on it all the time). I agree with the "sun up" argument because we understand the geometry behind predicting sun rise but I don't see your point unless you are saying that prediction without complete understanding is pointless (refer gravity).

    What has got scientists alarmed is the fact that many of the observed features of climate (eg: ocean currents, permafrost, glaciers) that were predictable are now changing (like going from 11->17). This is not hard to explain (in a broad sense) since as something warms it will become more turbulent, therfore you can confidently expect more melting and extreme local weather events.

    Take the monsoon season as an example, we can confidently predict that on a warming earth the average number of cyclones in the tropics will increase, we can explain why and recently we have observed that prediction seems to be coming to fruition. However even armed with that knowlage about the climate we have no idea how many cyclones will occur in a given season, nor does it help us work out when (during the season) and where (in the tropics) a particular cyclone will develop. Predicting individual cyclones (local weather) involves taking measurements and extrapolating, because of the chaotic nature of weather extrapolation is useless for predicting anything more than a few days into the future. Because we cannot predict the weather for next week does not mean we can't predict the overall outcomes of climate change over the next hundred years. One climate factor we cannot predict is the amount of CO2 humans will pump into the atmosphere over that time scale, most models expess it as a variable to produce "what if" senarios.

    Another example is the "conveyer belt" or the Gulf stream. We can (roughly)measure the rate of increase of fresh water into the artic end of the current due to increased melting. We also know that if "enough" fresh water runs off Greenland then the Gulf stream will slow down or even stall for quite some time (until the icecap is gone or stops melting). If the Gulf stream stalls Western Europeans will freeze thier balls off while at the same time will also be enduring severe drought. This information is useless when it comes to pedicting a white christmas for Barcelona in 2020 or even 2005.

    The problem is not that the climate is changing, it has done this in the past before humans even set foot on the planet, the problem is that it is changing so rapidly that (if it continues) life forms will not have a chance to adapt (unless you subscribe to the bush-head-in-the-sand-models). Inceased CO2 is the main culprit. It is not the only factor and somethings such as sunspots and volcanos may have a good or bad influence but that influence (if any) has been part of the record for a few hundred years and is negligable compared to increased CO2.

    What am I trying to say: Weather is (semi)chaotic, it is difficult to predict beyond a few days because we do not understand the how to predict chaotic systems. Climate has regular long term patterns based on large scale thermodynamics and geographical features, we alreay understand the basic principles of what drives those patterns and can thus readily create "what if" senarios based on increasingly accurate measurements.

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  130. We weren't around for the 5 previous one by g8oz · · Score: 1

    We weren't around for the 5 previous one genius. They happened hundreds of millions of years ago.

  131. Re:Weather != Climate, I repeat, Weather != Climat by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

    We actually see eye to eye on most points. I agree with everything you said about the weather. I do understand that it's a complicated business to get into. That was kind of my point in the initial comment is that even with all of the observables and real-time measurements we still do a lousy job of it (IMHO).

    But as far as climate modeling goes we don't have all the observables. With a weather model we can test the model right away. Whoops, we were wrong, back to the drawing board. With the kind of modeling I do same thing.... Wrong again, next...

    No such luck with climate modeling. We simply cannot test the model for obvious reasons. Your example on the Gulf stream is a good one. The models tell us that if the stream goes away we will have frozen balls. But it's just a model, we have no observables, no way to test it. What if a new stream emurges, one that we have never seen before, not even thought about before. I cant justify this will happen yet nobody can prove it wont because we really have no idea.

    This is the exact reason why it's so interesting to study other planets. It gives us a chance to use our models on a different system and hopefully improve what we have. Take for instance Jupiter. The "red eye" has been there for at least 400 years right. I would claim that the eye is part of the jovian climate (it's not a transient event). We really do not understand how this happens yet. Who is to say that Earth wont develop a "blue/white eye" some day that would completely alter the climate for a thousand years? The only thing the modelers could say is "well our models were right but we could not have ever seen that one coming".

    I do not think that it's "pointless". In fact I'm an enthusiastic supporter of all scientific research, yes even cow farts. The post today on the entire universe simulations for example. Many replies to that post were of the form... but we don't even understand blank yet, how can we etc.... Any they are exactly right. But I still support the attempt as if we wait until we know everything before we start to model it then advancement comes to a halt. Models of the weather, the climate, solar events, or the universe do not scare me. What does scare me is a government that decides to stop funding of the climate because they don't like the results that are coming out, or will not allow stem cell research because of some religious bias. That's what scares me.

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  132. Re:Weather != Climate, I repeat, Weather != Climat by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Couldn't agree more, the models are an educated guess and we have a lot to learn, life's full of suprises.

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