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Mars Phoenix Lander Given The Go

stlhawkeye writes "The BBC is running an article which indicates that NASA has green-lit Phoenix, the next Mars mission. NASA also has some details on the mission, which is centered around locating water on the red planet. Originally planned as part of the 2001 Mars Surveyor mission, the lander would launch in 2007. Among the more interesting plans for the mission is a new type of camera to photograph the landing site just before touchdown, and a robotic arm to claw through three feet of soil. The lander would touchdown near the polar ice cap. The mission is characterized as the first 'scout' mission for possible manned landing in the future."

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  1. Late Breaking News by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Panic swept through the community today as the Council of Elders confirmed the rumours that the sinister blue plane third from our star is preparing to send yet another of its mechanized invaders to ravage our peaceful world.

    K'Breel, Speaker for the Council, stressed yet again that there was no cause for alarm:

    "By now, it is obvious to even the most peaceful among us that there must be war. But fear not...the glorious Council has spent much time preparing contingincies for such a distasteful eventuality. The impudent inhabitants of the evil blue planet will find us no easy prey. Even now, preparations are being made to launch our vast war effort, where countless young podlings will find glory and honor as we crush the enemy beneath our tendrils."

    When asked to comment upon an alleged image of the latest invader, circulated by a cabal of rogue scientists, K'Breel declined.
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    1. Re:Late Breaking News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      How did this get modded "Informative"???? Are you moderators on crack???

    2. Re:Late Breaking News by Humorously_Inept · · Score: 1

      David Brin had a story not entirely unlike this one in a farily recent edition of Analog. Might have been the 75th anniversary one. Basically, the Martians used their advanced technology to kill off Earthlings named in a list of Planetary Society supporters sent to Mars along with a rover.

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    3. Re:Late Breaking News by Digital+Autumn · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or are these misplaced comments happening constantly the last couple days?

    4. Re:Late Breaking News by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      yeah way too much these past few days...

    5. Re:Late Breaking News by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      as someone said in another thread

      Begun, the botwars have.

    6. Re:Late Breaking News by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I think someone said that there were some guys/bots replicating random comments from story to story.

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  2. Will Phoenix be renamed ... by xmas2003 · · Score: 5, Funny

    To Firebird?

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    1. Re:Will Phoenix be renamed ... by derxob · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for a rename of Kentucky to Kitchen Fresh. Jeez we need reform!

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    2. Re:Will Phoenix be renamed ... by Husgaard · · Score: 1
      Unlikely.

      Phoenix Technologies could send threaths of a trademark case against Mozilla as they had a browser product, causing this name change.

      But I don't think they have a Mars lander product.

    3. Re:Will Phoenix be renamed ... by Alcilbiades · · Score: 1

      Nasa does not have to abide by patent laws so this is irrelevant however funny it is.

  3. Anti-Sand Tires?! by Kjuib · · Score: 1

    Do they plan on making the new vehicle able to eject itself from sand dunes?

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    1. Re:Anti-Sand Tires?! by craash420 · · Score: 1

      Get a set of 35" BFG Mud Terrain tires and an NP435 tranny, maybe throw a Detroit locker in the rear, and "Git 'er done!"

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    2. Re:Anti-Sand Tires?! by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

      As though the current vehicles aren't? Opportunity has already moved 1.1 feet - and they've been taking their time (trying everything out on Earth before they do on Mars). There was little doubt on the part of the team that they'd be able to get out; this issue has been way overblown by the media and by Slashdot.

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    3. Re:Anti-Sand Tires?! by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1
      Do they plan on making the new vehicle able to eject itself from sand dunes?

      You mean like the vehicles already on Mars now? Sure, why not.

  4. I dont get it ... by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why would Nasa want to land a probe in Phoenix?

    1. Re:I dont get it ... by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      there is mounting evidence that there may indeed be intelligent life there, rather than just golfers and tourists.

    2. Re:I dont get it ... by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      The intelligent life was there Nov, 2003 (Supercomputing), but has since gone home. Nothing left but the golfers, I'm afraid.

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    3. Re:I dont get it ... by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
      ... there is mounting evidence that there may indeed be intelligent life there...

      ...like the Smythington-Huffs, hiding quietly and peering from behind the drapes, whenever their neighbor Mrs. Klodbutz comes calling...

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    4. Re:I dont get it ... by tgrimley · · Score: 1

      Probably because it looks a lot like Mars :)

  5. New camera? by jasonmicron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Among the more interesting plans for the mission is a new type of camera to photograph the landing site just before touchdown. Color perhaps?

    1. Re:New camera? by Greg+Wright · · Score: 1

      ...think color video!

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    2. Re:New camera? by hazee · · Score: 1

      What's that great big thing heading towards me so very fast? It needs a big, wide sounding name. Ow, ound, round, Ground!

      I wonder if it will be friends with me?...

    3. Re:New camera? by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as a color CCD.

      There is no such thing as a color CCD.

      All CCDs just measure intensity, a "color" ccd is just 3 sensors with red, green, and blue filters over them. Handy for humans, but pretty silly from a science perspective. it cuts your resolution into a third and fixes you with a not very useful subset of the spectrum. there are much much more interesting things you can do with spectrometry which is why you have a single awesome plain CCD, and a wheel with lots of differet filters on it for lots of interesting frequencies. this is strictly superior to color CCDs in many ways. By looking at the right lines, you can determine the precise molecular make-up of matter.

      For some reason people think 'synthesising' a color image is somehow wrong or untrue. this is _exactly_ how your color cameras work, except the synthesis is limited and done inside the camera. it makes much more sense to send back the raw data and do the synthesis on earth for these probes.

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  6. Further late breaking news by Steve_Jobs_HNIC · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA administrator Paul Brown was quoted as saying "We've recently discovered a pervious mission with the name Phoenix, therefor we'll need to change the name to Firebird."

    This was quickly followed up by another response "Actually we've found another mission with the name Firebird, so uhhh.... we're gonna settle with FireFox".

    And a few moments later, "OK, fuckit, we're just gonna call it WammyJoMammy. Take that ya name hoggin bastards"

    1. Re:Further late breaking news by bommai · · Score: 1

      In the Star Trek universe, Phoenix is the name of the first warp capable ship built by Zephram Cochran 10 years after World War III. Hopefully the Borg don't do time travel to destroy it in 2007. Resistance is futile! Oh well - I miss Star Trek Next Generation. The new ones suck!

  7. Carrying on the viking experiment? by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

    What about the viking experiment?

    Test for life

    Will this mission carry up the second stage of the experiment? I want to know the results of a reaction to right-handed molecules on mars...

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  8. More than just planned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Originally part of the 2001 Mars Surveyor Program, the spacecraft that was built and tested to fly with the Mars Polar Lander mission was stored after the loss of the Surveyor. Renamed Phoenix, the craft is in preparation to finally take flight.

    The damn thing was built and tested. This Phoenix is literally off the shelf.

    I do wonder what elements of this design may have changed if say it had been designed in response to the recent lander successes we have had.

    1. Re:More than just planned by m50d · · Score: 1
      The damn thing was built and tested. This Phoenix is literally off the shelf.

      At least that means the name will be appropriate

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    2. Re:More than just planned by carambola5 · · Score: 1

      That's the easy part. Try replacing all the shelf-life-critical parts. Any adhesive used in the thing probably needs replacing. And many air-tight/EMI seals require the use of adhesive.

      I should know, I'm currently working on a self-sealing On-Orbit Replacement Unit for NASA....well, I will be once I stop checking /. =)

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    3. Re:More than just planned by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Well that would explain why they called it phoenix then.

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  9. Re:sending people to Mars or the Moon? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    Some of the concept artwork, it shows the space vehicle in the direct ascent mode. Geez, did people forget that the lunar rendezvous mode is what made Apollo successful? Did everyone forget physics particularly the rocket equation?

    What of it? Many NASA missions are designed to eject the parachute a few hundred feet above the ground, then use retro-thrusters to make the touchdown. (e.g. Viking 1) It has become popular with NASA as of late to perform landings via inflatable airbags, but such a profile only works if the instruments aren't too delicate. In some cases it may be required to use retro-thrusters to prevent damage to the probe.

  10. no ability to move at all by cahiha · · Score: 1

    I know that lots of smart people have probably thought about this and the landing site and all that, but the notion of sending a probe completely without the ability to move just strikes me as not a smart idea. Even the ability to move very slow would seem to greatly increase the chances that this probe will yield interesting results.

    1. Re:no ability to move at all by avalys · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Speaking from a design perspective, it's pretty much a decision between "moves" and "doesn't move". The speed at which it has to move (for these probes, anyway) isn't that much of an issue: the issue is the need to include the wheels, mechanisms for turning, mechanisms for obstacle avoidance, and other things that any movement ability would require.

      All of these come with an increased possibility of failure, but more importantly increased weight.

      The tradeoff here is using the weight saved by making the probe immobile to carry more scientific equipment.

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  11. Interesting question by lheal · · Score: 2, Funny
    Why would Nasa want to land a probe in Phoenix?

    You've obviously never been to Houston in July. Phoenix is hot, but it's a dry heat.

    But your post raises serious issues. Why is NASA, an arm of the US Government, sending out aggressive missions to US cities? It really almost sounds silly, and would be funny if it weren't such a serious concern.

    I believe this is all a sham, and that the real mission will be, get this: to Mars. Call me crazy, but I think "Mars" isn't just a code name. In my theory, Phoenix is the code name!

    Now, I know people are going to laugh and make jokes about tin hats, but it really makes you stop and think.

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    1. Re:Interesting question by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      Phoenix is hot, but it's a dry heat.

      Not really. Not during monsoon season.

      It's not as bad as Houston of course.

  12. Ironic name. by uncoveror · · Score: 1

    It is ironic that NASA will actually call this the Phoenix Lander. It will really be in Arizona's Painted Desert, which isn't far from Phoenix.

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    1. Re:Ironic name. by joncue · · Score: 1

      I agree the name is ironic, but for a different reason. They are sending a probe named after a bird that rises from ashes (presumably because of fire) to find ICE?

      On a more serious note, I hope they remembered to convert from English to Metric this time...

    2. Re:Ironic name. by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1
      The mission is so-named because it carries with it the legacies of two earlier, failed, attempts to explore Mars. The lander was built for the Mars Surveyor mission originally planned for 2001, but mothballed by Nasa's administration in 2000. And many scientific instruments for Phoenix were built or designed for Mars Polar Lander which was lost as it entered the Martian atmosphere in 1999.

      Ooooh the irony!

  13. Rovers by AAeyers · · Score: 1

    The mission is characterized as the first 'scout' mission for possible manned landing in the future."

    What were those two rovers doing there then?

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    1. Re:Rovers by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Seeking water, performing general research, seeking traces of life on Mars. NOT performing specific kinds of analysis focused especially on human landing - ability to recover usable water, possible obstacles etc.

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  14. Onboard camera to photograph touchdown? by ArielMT · · Score: 1

    I wish the ESA's Mars probes had this. Then we could've finally answered the question of whether ESA's Beagle 2 landed in a crater, or whether it created a crater. ^.^

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    1. Re:Onboard camera to photograph touchdown? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Not too likely. The photos would be -taken- before landing, but -sent- only after deploying the antenna, after landing.

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  15. What is so special about having such a camera? by indian_rediff · · Score: 1
    Among the more interesting plans for the mission is a new type of camera to photograph the landing site just before touchdown ...


    I wonder what purpose this camera would serve? I mean, what is the point of photographing the landing site just before touchdown? What do we achieve? At best we will have a before and after image. Coupled with retro engines, that will probably be blowing up dust, the 'before' picture of the landing site is not even going to be 'pristine'!

    And it is not as if the lander could take evasive action at the last minute if it spotted some Little Green Men!
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    1. Re:What is so special about having such a camera? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      End with "We've discovered a new amazing rock." "the rover has discovered an unique rock formation" "We had to retract our steps because the ground beyond the edge of the crater appeared to be too rocky". This photo would be essentially a high-detail map of the operation area of the probe which can be used in planning route, picking interesting features to examine closer, avoid obstacles, and primarily deciding on the right site to start digging, especially in case of some x-ray, infrared, radar, echo etc cameras which could "see under ground" (seeing 3 feet straight down is much easier than seeing 3 feet deep at 30 degree angle (which is 5 feet straight line).

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  16. A few useful links by waynegoode · · Score: 4, Informative
    A few useful links:
  17. No Mars story is complete... by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1

    ...without the Expensive Hardware Lobbing scorecard. Play along at home.

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  18. "Possible Manned Landing" by Cr0w+T.+Trollbot · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I would be quite interested to learn more details about this "possible manned landing" mentioned in the article. I would especially like to hear that NASA is putting more time, money, and effort into this than the orbiting white elephant known as the "International Space Station," and that they're working on a replacement vehicle (or even a beanpoll or orbital elevator) to replace the antiquated kludge known as the space shuttle.

    When I was growing up, I expected us to have made a manned landing on Mars by now. I fear that NASA's bureauscoliocis has made that event ever-more unlikely under the current bureaucracy.

    Crow T. Trollbot

    1. Re:"Possible Manned Landing" by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I volunteer Bush to go. We should use the extra payload saved instead of a return trip to build oil derricks.

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  19. Well... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1
    This should be pretty exciting, if the last two missions are anything to go from.

    NASA is saying that they are using even more advanced designs and materials on th Phoenix mission.

    Looks like it is true too, just check out the Robotic Claw they designed for digging!

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    1. Re:Well... by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      Looks like it is true too, just check out the Robotic Claw they designed for digging!

      No, no, THIS is the robotic claw they're using.

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  20. I knew it! by richdun · · Score: 1

    We do have warp drive - Phoenix is ready to launch! Now the question is whether we greet the Vulcans peacefully or do a "In a Mirror, Darkly" and pull out a shottie on them...hmm...

    1. Re:I knew it! by BTWR · · Score: 1
      It's too bad like 5% of the people here will get that Star Trek reference.

      After 7 years of Voyager and 3 years of Enterprise, no one (sadly) saw the last season of Enterprise - which was GREAT! (that shotgun scene was one of the funniest ST moments ever)

  21. Re:If they want to find water on mars... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


    Um...I thought the Martian polar ice caps were principally composed of frozen carbon dioxide.

    Please correct if I'm mistaken...

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  22. Vital by amliebsch · · Score: 1, Funny

    This probe is vital to national security. We cannot risk further terrorist attacks on our turbinium mining operations.

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    1. Re:Vital by G_Sus2019 · · Score: 1

      Most excellent Total Recall reference

    2. Re:Vital by wa1ter · · Score: 1

      Flamebait?
      When did movie references become flamebait?

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  23. Re:If they want to find water on mars... by DrinkingIllini · · Score: 1

    From this encyclopedia

    In 2003, California Institute of Technology researchers Andy Ingersoll and Shane Byrne argued, on the basis of high-resolution and thermal images from Mars Global Surveyor and Mars Odyssey, respectively, that the Martian polar ice caps are made almost entirely of water ice - with just a smattering of frozen carbon dioxide at the surface.

    Even if they are water, however, the climate at the caps is much to harsh to support human life, too damn cold, and too much seasonal change. That's the primary reason why we don't head to the poles.

  24. Re:If they want to find water on mars... by joncue · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's the southern pole, the northern pole has much higher concentration of water ice. The latest theory on the reason is that the closest thing mars has to a jet stream runs from the south to the north, which evaporates the water ice and re-deposits it on the northern pole.

    Here's the story:

    http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem/ mars_poles_020320.html

  25. Re:How NASA got funding from Bush by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought they said it would be prospecting for Oil, not Water ...

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  26. Bio-Contamination by applemasker · · Score: 1

    In a related vein, new laboratory studies theorize that terrestrial microbes that hitchhike on our Mars-bound spacecraft could survive the journey and harsh Mars UV environment indefinetely, and even possibly grow if they found water ice.

    NASA's policy on this is summarized here.

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  27. Please please please by TrevorB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let this lander have a "tone" system for determining status during Entry Descent and Landing (EDL). These tones are simple radio signals (256 of them in total, if I recall) that sent out simple program and error states (2G, 3G, 4G, 5G, 4G, Chute Deploy, Impact, etc), and also have the effect of sending back nice doppler data giving us an idea of where these landers are. They work nicely because it's an extremely basic analog signal that can be sent out even if you're wrapped up in airbags, falling at 5G with your heat shield on fire, or if you're tumbling end to end in a firey death.

    I'm almost at the point of saying that retro-rocket fired landers are less reliable than their airbag repelling cousins. The airbag method has worked 3 for 3 in the past 8 years. Retrorockets have failed on the single attempt. But I don't think this is a landing technology problem. Landing on the surface of another planet is risky in the best of circumstances (Just before MER-A/B EDL'd I personally gave each of them a 50/50 chance of landing), but if your software isn't perfect, you're screwed.

    Regardless, these tone style systems are critical for learning from our mistakes. They make for great TV as well... Beats waiting around for 20 minutes biting your nails. ;)

    1. Re:Please please please by applemasker · · Score: 1

      Retrorockets are 2 for 3 on Mars (Viking I and II used this method), although I tend to agree that the airbag system is more robust in that it avoids the necessity for a near zero-velocity touchdown. There is a rough cut animation of the Phoenix' EDL available.

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    2. Re:Please please please by quanticle · · Score: 1

      As I recall, the Viking landers used retro-rockets and they made it down just fine...

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    3. Re:Please please please by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      True, but I'm talking of history within the last 8-10 years. How well Nasa did almost 30 years ago is no indication of how well they're going to do today.

    4. Re:Please please please by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but Viking was almost 30 years ago. I'm not sure if it's fair to compare.

      Also, considering the small size of some of these recent landers compared to the automobile size of the old Vikings, I wonder if that's a factor.

      I didn't include the old Soviet Mars landers as well.

      I know it's a bit too easy to say (A) Mars is tricky to land on (B) We have a technique that appears to have worked fantasticly all 3 times we've tried it, so (C) We should always use the same system. Still, 3 for 3 are amazing stats considering the number of attempts.

      I wonder how well the same technique would work on Earth, particularly for sensitive missions like sample returns (perhaps, say, Genisis). At subsonic, could you devise an airbag that would land somewhat safely (in a nice flat place like Utah) even if the parachute failed? Would it even require a parachute at all -- Could the volume of the airbag slow things down nicely? (Consider that the mass of a reentry would likely be rather light compared to launch weight)

    5. Re:Please please please by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      Ooo, Digital Maas! Thanks muchly!

    6. Re:Please please please by tymbrim · · Score: 1

      Europe's Beagle lander had airbags and it failed. Of course, it did NOT have a descent radio system, so we don't know why it failed.

    7. Re:Please please please by NardofDoom · · Score: 1

      I know for a fact that both Viking Landers used retrorockets.

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  28. On capitalist /. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Crack is on moderators.

  29. Re:Terraform Mars. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    Not really feasible. Such a huge ship would be awfuly hard to build. And what for? Protecting what from what?

    My suggestion: Space elevator with pipeline to the top. Pump the water up. (maybe as steam, this way you get desalinating and transport in one step, plus centrifugal force on the opposite side of the orbit would help pumping it up.)
    Cool it in open space till it forms huge blocks of ice. Attach small, single-use maneuver engines (or small unmanned reusable crafts that would return upon releasing the ice low above Mars.) Release when the trajectory would match Mars (speed from centrifugal force/rotation of Earth). Drop on Mars. They will evaporate in the atmosphere, fall as rain. Sure they will take long to cover the distance, but you could keep sending almost a constant line of them, releasing blocks of ice daily or so, far more than any ship could transport.
    (and if you need just concentrated water, not steam in atmosphere, just put them on Mars orbit, concentrate in a huge block that wouldn't all evaporate on reentry and parachute it down.)
    Water has this neat advantage, that, as opposed to humans of electronic devices, it can withstand quite a lot of abuse in transport, so you may use much less gentle (and cheaper and more efficient) means to transport it.

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  30. Re:Terraform Mars. by imemyself · · Score: 1

    The problem is that it is cold on Mars. And there may not be enough air pressure to really hold lots of water down for a long time. And any water vapor in the atmosphere would probably be taken away by solar winds due to Mars's lack of a magnetic field.

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  31. Re:If they want to find water on mars... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    Looking for water on the moon is like looking for the Northwest Passage.

  32. Re:Terraform Mars. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Well for one WATER IS HEAVY.
    To life it off the earth and send it to mars would cost Trillions not Billions.
    The rest of the post is as poorly thought out.

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  33. Just curious... by David+Gould · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do you ever get tired of posting variations of the same joke on every Mars-related story, and always getting modded to Score:5, Funny?

    Sorry, dumb question, I know.

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    1. Re:Just curious... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Well, at least he variates :)

      I find those jokes quite funny, eheh.

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    2. Re:Just curious... by G-funk · · Score: 1

      So? Stick him on your "i hate you" list, and mod down these posts when you've got points. If he's losing karma on every mars story he'll get bored of it.

      Or just skip the first comment on every mars story. That's what I usually do.

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    3. Re:Just curious... by David+Gould · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's funny all right. I actually did have mod points at the time, so it's not like I hate it or want it modded own or anything. I just, after the third or fourth time noticing it, couldn't resist asking.

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    4. Re:Just curious... by jpop32 · · Score: 1

      Do you ever get tired of the same old comments on the same old jokes getting modded 'Funny', which themselves get modded 'Insighful' or even 'Informative'?

      I know I do. At least the 'Jokers' do their thing honestly, without a thought of karma reward. Unlike the astute 'observers' that berate them.

  34. Just a reminder to those working on this mission by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Use metric not American measurements.

    The last time you forgot this the lander crashed into Mars.

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  35. Phoenix? by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 1

    Sorry, that name's already taken. ;)

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  36. there are lots of possibilities in between by cahiha · · Score: 1

    It's not an either/or decision.

    For example, the arm must be fairly strong for digging. You could put passive wheels on the thing and push/pull it with the arm. You could make the bottom a smooth bowl, which would mean it would slide down any incline, but could be moved fairly easily on flat terrain with the arm.

    If it moves slowly, it needs almost no built-in intelligence for that, can get by with a single low gear, and has no extra power requirements--you just move it a few inches between commands.

    If any of that doesn't work, you are no worse off than if you hadn't included it, except, of course, for the scientific equipment its weight displaced.

    I'm just telling you, my gut feeling is that the tradeoff would be worth it.

  37. Whatever by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    I'm more impressed by the fact that he actually makes the first post on Mars stories so consistently.

    I suppose the informative rating is from those genuinely interested in finding out what happens next. We're talking about the future of the human race here people! At any rate, it's better than 75% of the other comments.

  38. Retro-Rockets? Again? by MrJones · · Score: 1

    The main problem of the MPL was the rocket descending method.
    I don't know if this is the best option. The bouncing airbag was very successfull, so I hope JPL get lucky this time with RetroRockets!
    Go Phoenix Goooooooooooooooooo!

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