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Simpsons Film in Preproduction

93,000 writes "According to Yahoo news, a Simpsons feature film is now in preproduction. In TFA, Nancy Cartwright is quoted as saying "We've just done the table read for The Simpsons movie, so although we've been promoting that we're going to do it, now we're actually doing it and are in production . . ." Also from TFA: "'They are working on hammering out a script, but there's no title or production date or release date,' studio spokeswoman Antonia Coffman told E! Online Wednesday. 'We always wanted the show to end first but it just keeps going. Now they've worked out a team to simultaneously do [both the film and show].'""

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  1. No script? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    D'oh!

    1. Re:No script? by OneEyedFool · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet it'll make lots of "Doh!" mmm, Dough... arglarglearlge

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    2. Re:No script? by Trollstoi · · Score: 2, Funny

      No script? Hmmm. That sounds more like a Seinfeld movie...

    3. Re:No script? by spizkapa · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe it's because with every idea they come up with, a little 8-year old kid shouts: "Simpsons did it!"

  2. More info at Wikipedia by Psionicist · · Score: 5, Informative
  3. Hey!!! by notnAP · · Score: 3, Funny

    I Got First Pos....

    D'OH!!!!

    1. Re:Hey!!! by MagicDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Old and Busted - Homer's "D'OH"

      New Hotness - Darth Vader's "NOOOOOOOO!!!"

  4. Simpsons Movie??? by dbleoslow · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's unpossible!!!

    1. Re:Simpsons Movie??? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

      It sounds perfectly cromulent to me.

  5. simpsonsmovie.com by Arctic+Dragon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Fox owns simpsonsmovie.com

    Registrant: Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation (DOM-365367) 10201 W. Pico Boulevard Los Angeles CA 90035 US Domain Name: simpsonsmovie.com Registrar Name: Markmonitor.com Registrar Whois: whois.markmonitor.com Registrar Homepage: http://www.markmonitor.com/

    (http://www.whois.sc/simpsonsmovie.com)

  6. Re:Jumping the Shark by over_exposed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wouldn't go that far. Simpsons has evolved, but I wouldn't say it's stopped being funny. There's a reason it's still around. It's because people watch it and are entertained by it. Matt Groening has had the foresight to keep the Simpsons a "living" thing by changing it slightly with the times. I think a movie has big potential as long as they don't let someone else take the reigns.

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  7. Table read without script? by Tjoppen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you familiar with the old robot saying "DOES NOT COMPUTE"?

    Oops, wrong show...

  8. SPOILERS: Here's the plot outline by theurge14 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The movie begins with the same theme song sequence as the show, the family ends up in the living room staring at the TV, but the TV is missing. A road trip begins as the Simpsons search for their missing TV. Their search takes them across deserts, to the Hoover Dam, in the trunks of cars, and ends up in Washington DC, all while being chased by cops and robbers. By the end of the trip, they finally find their TV and they go home. /err wait

    1. Re:SPOILERS: Here's the plot outline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Bart gets in trouble in school for misbehaving and it's the last straw. The Principal Skinner brings in the doctor who invented Focussyn proposes giving Bart a neural implant to curb his reambunctiousness by shocking him. The kids sneak into the new Itchy and Scratchy movie and pick up some really obnoxious behavior from it. Their parents blame the producers of "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie", who are Cananadian, and Springfield ends up going to war with Cananadia. And there's some damn sub-plot with Satan and George Bush being secret homosexual lovers.


      Slashdot requires you to wait 2 minutes between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

      It's been 16 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment

      Taco, you're a fuckin' idjit.

  9. obMisquote by yotto · · Score: 4, Funny

    South Park did it!

    1. Re:obMisquote by antiMStroll · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now we're talking, a South Park / Simpsons movie along the same lines as Aliens vs. Predators.

  10. Re:About bloody time! by quinto2000 · · Score: 2
    From the fine summary:
    studio spokeswoman Antonia Coffman told E! Online Wednesday: 'We always wanted the show to end first but it just keeps going. Now they've worked out a team to simultaneously do [both the film and show].'""
    Looks to me like (drumroll please) they were waiting to do a film until the show ended. I guess they changed their minds though.
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  11. So what's going to be the big draw to this? by CheechBG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is Maggie finally going to speak? Smithers finally coming out of the closet? We get to find out where Springfield actually is?

    Come on guys, there has to be some big unveiling for the movie!

    1. Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maggie speaks ,in the eppisode Lisa's first words.
      Smithers is a burnsosexual and i don't really think he is in the closet to anyone except Mr Burns who has a fairly good idea anyway

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    2. Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's in northern Kentucky.

    3. Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? by the_weasel · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, family visits you.

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    4. Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? by Democratus · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to Homer's drivers license, Springfield is in a fictional state called "North Takoma".

    5. Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? by FidelCatsro · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its in a generic state , Unless you can show me a state where the capital city is named Capital City with a baseball mascot called the goof-ball .
      It was never intended to actually exist in any state of the USA but exist in all .

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  12. at last, I'll live out a lifelong dream! by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've finally found a movie to camp out for a week in advance in order to watch it!

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  13. We always wanted the show to end... by thuh+Freak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    wtf? blasphemy! The Simpsons will never end, and I'll punch anyone who implies otherwise.

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    1. Re:We always wanted the show to end... by Momoru · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ugh, you've got to be kidding me. The Simpsons has sucked for at least the last 6-8 years. Unless you think comic genius is:

      The Simpsons meet [insert current pop star] and have zany unfunny adventures.

      Or the Simpsons [go to X country] and have recycled unfunny adventures.

      This movie is the final dagger in the reputation of the once great show. Please Fox cancel the God damn show, we've got the Family Guy back again.

    2. Re:We always wanted the show to end... by sundog61 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The Simpsons has sucked for at least the last 6-8 years

      Definitely true, but there are still enough long time Simpsons fans to support a feature film. Heck, a lot of folks will go just to see how bad it is.

    3. Re:We always wanted the show to end... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny

      > And characters are sooo flat.

      Well it *is* animation, after all...

  14. Length by rokzy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    hopefully this will solve the problem of decreasing quality of episodes.

    in the commentary for season 5 they talk about how an episode of the recent series is 2 minutes shorter (more adverts) than a season 5 episode. this forces them to remove an entire mini-story, which are often the source of many of the funniest moments.

    though a movie format causes its own set of problems. I'd prefer they just went back to making longer episodes, but at this point I don't think a movie could makes things much worse so here's hoping for a return to form.

    1. Re:Length by ferreth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So they lost two minutes. Big deal. That's just a cop-out. After so many seasons, they have just run out of steam.

      Perhapes a longer story format will bring out something interesting, but I'm not holding my breath.

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  15. Download IT! by quibbs0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey it's already available on Bit Torrent!!! And the script has already been converted to PDF. Ok just kidding.

  16. Casting by hopethisnickisnottak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Homer - Arnold Schwarzenegger ("D'Oh - I'll be bach")
    Marge - That redhead from Suddenly Susan
    Lisa - The actor who was Frodo Baggins
    Bart - Jeremy Irons
    Maggie - Who cares? Stick a pacifier into someone's mouth and bob's your uncle
    Ned Flanders - Bruce Willis
    His wife - Angelina Jolie
    His kids - Don't care
    Apu - Amitabh Bachchan
    Montgomery Burns - Anthony Hopkins
    Crusty the Clown - Michael Jackson
    Sideshow bob - Robert Miles
    The police chief - Michael Moore
    His son - George W. Bush
    Principal Skinner - Robert Redford
    Mayor of Springfield - John Malkovich

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    1. Re:Casting by hopethisnickisnottak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oops ...
      Forgot the following ...

      Sean Connery - The Scottish Janitor
      Ted Kennedy - Barney (the drunk)
      Michael Caine - Moe

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    2. Re:Casting by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The Comic Book Guy - William Shatner"

      I heard Slashdot was hosting tryouts for this part.

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    3. Re:Casting by lofidan · · Score: 2, Funny
      > Bart - Jeremy Irons

      Jeremy's... Iron.

    4. Re:Casting by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One minor continuity flaw simpson fans will gladly overlook in exchange of a nude shower scene.

      She could always be the ghost of maude flanders.....doing a nude shower scene...

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  17. I couldn't have said it better myself by Muddie · · Score: 2, Funny

    We always wanted the show to end first but it just keeps going.

    My thoughts exactly.

  18. meh.... by Prod_Deity · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll probably wait to watch it on DVD, while enjoying freshly picked Tomacco.

  19. Re:Let me be the first to say by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nope, this comes from "Deep Space Homer" (I think that's the name), the one where Homer gets launched into space with Buzz Aldrin and Race Bannon. At one point in the episode Homer accidently breaks a container containing an ant colony (Now they'll never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space!), just as the news is breaking in with live coverage. The world gets a shot of what looks to be a giant ant (floating right next to the shuttle camera).

    Anchor Kent Brockman draws the only assumption that can be drawn: (stolen from snpp.com)

    Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

  20. Exxxcelllent... by nobodyman · · Score: 3, Funny
    For convenience, please be so kind as direct your posts to the parent that fall under the following themes.
    • The Simpsons jumped the shark
    • The Simpsons has always sucked
    • The Simpsons went downhill ever since [insert writer/co-producer/actor] left/joined the show.
    • The Family Guy is much, much better
    • Links to the goatsxe guy


    Thank you.
  21. This could revitalize the show. by CyricZ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This movie has the potential to revitalize the show. Remember, the quality of South Park had decreased somewhat until the release of South Park: The Movie. The movie in turn gave impetus to the TV show. Strangely enough, some have even said that the post-movie seasons of South Park are far more intellectual than the pre-movie seasons. Now, that's a matter of personal taste, but I think that this movie could do the exact same for The Simpsons television show.

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  22. Re:Jumping the Shark by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Informative

    Try learning the meaning and origin of something before chirping in.

    QUIT USING THAT PHRASE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!

    'Jumping the shark' references a Happy Days sketch in which the Fonz jumps over a shark on water skis. For many, this episode epitomised the moment that the show stopped being funny (or in a broader sense, as good as it once was) and thus the phrase has been adopted to reference similar points in other shows and even non-television situations. For example:

    Slashdot jumped the shark when it hit 700 thousand members.

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  23. disgust by deszaras · · Score: 3, Funny

    Rest assured I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.

  24. Please get Conan involved!!! by inkdesign · · Score: 4, Insightful

    IMHO, the episodes he wrote are great, and I think this movie has a chance if they bring back some writers from earlier in the show's history. If not, I fail to see how the current team can produce both the show and a movie, when most would agree the current state of the show doesn't even justify this movie being made in the first place (from an artistic standpoint as opposed to financial.)

  25. I love to see you come, but I hate to see you go.. by poormanjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well as exciting as this is I think its shows the end of the the Simpsons legacy. Animation usually ends with a feature movie. (Flinstones meet Jetsons comes to mind)

    All good things must come to an end.

    As far as Family Guy fans go, please don't knock the Simpons because you arn't (or ever were) cultured enough to enjoy them anymore. By all means stick with your slap-stick humor of choice. Personally I was always partial to The Three Stooges.

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  26. Re:Jumping the Shark by PakProtector · · Score: 5, Funny

    /. jumped the shark when we had our first dupe.

    I feel sorry for the ten people who were here to witness the end of an era.

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  27. Re:Jumping the Shark by Gruneun · · Score: 2

    How the hell does that phrase tell me that something is no longer considered cool?

    Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to be told you're cool.

  28. Re:Let me be the first to say by StarWynd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Slashdot needs a new moderation category, Cliche. Someone mod parent +1 Cliche.

  29. Slashdot by xswl0931 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Slashdot jumped the shark when it was bought. That's when the "editors" stopped reading their own site.

    1. Re:Slashdot by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slashdot jumped the shark when people started bitching about dupes, editors, and the buyout.

      Also, the expression "jump the shark" jumped the shark when it was mentioned in over six posts in a single thread.

  30. Re:Why won't they just let it die? by kosmicki · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't all meat cooking necro-cooking? ;)

  31. Actually, Season 7 is when it started downhill by spun · · Score: 2

    Seasons 4 and 5 are IMHO some of the funniest. You can start to see the change even then, though. Homer got much, much dumber, the humor got zanier, the show stopped being focused on the characters, and the plots got wackier. Anything past season 10 is pure drek.

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  32. Re:Please just kill it... by paRcat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have to laugh at those that insist on nothing good happening after the 5th or 6th season. My favorite season is #8, and I'd love to hear anyone try to knock the calibur of the humor throughout. I mean, seriously...

    Season Eight:
    (personal fav's marked with *)
    You Only Move Twice*
    El Viaje Misterioso Nuestro Jomer
    The Springfield Files*
    Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh*
    Lisa' s Date With Density*
    Treehouse Of Horror VII*
    The Homer They Fall*
    A Milhouse Divided*
    Burns, Baby Burns
    Bart After Dark
    Hurricane Neddy*
    Twisted World Of Marge Simpson*
    Grade School Confidential*
    Mountain Of Madness*
    Homer's Phobia*
    Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show*
    My Sister, My Sitter*
    Brother From Another Series***
    Homer Vs. The 18th Amendment*
    The Canine Mutiny*
    The Old Man And The Lisa*
    In Marge We Trust
    Homer's Enemy*
    The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase*
    The Secret War Of Lisa Simpson

    And that's right in the middle, after the time that so many say the series was headed downhill.

    I'll admit it, I've found myself thinking that the humor is getting more and more stupid/slapstick, but then something occurred to me: New episodes don't seem as funny, but in a few years they get quoted along with everything else. So even though I might complain about not laughing through a whole episode, in 4-5 years I'm quoting pieces of it and proclaiming that it's genius.

    To me, it just shows that the writers do know what they're doing. The things that tend to be best (books,music,movies,simpson's episodes) may not strike you as amazing the first time around, but after a few exposures to them you suddenly realize how cool they really are.

  33. YES, Advancing the characters by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Informative

    Advancing characters in an animated show has nothing to do with altering physical appearance. What it entails is first establishing the characters with the audience, and then building up a psychological bonding between the two to increase identity and sympathy. This is a common and large goal of any writer.

    For example, if you were to watch just one episode of The Simpsons, you'd think Homer is just a regular angry fat man who is a bad father. But after watching more episodes you get to sympthathise with the character. He works hard to provide for his family and really loves his kids, even though he finds parenting a struggle. This is what advancing a character is about - turning them from a drawing into a fleshed-out and believable human being by exploring their relationships with other characters such as spouses, children and parents. This is shown through emotionally charged episodes in the early seasons.

    Then you look at the recent seasons and see that character advancement is impossible because full emotional capacity has been reached. We know what happened to Marge's father. We've seen the marital problems between Marge and Homer. We've shed a tear of sympathy for poor misunderstood Lisa. We've seen the childish Bart deal with love and other 'adult' issues. It is nigh on impossible for a writer to create such emotionally charged plots without retreading old ground. The only thing to do is put them in a yet another 'funny' and wacky situation with some flavour-of-the-month celebrity. OH LOOK HOMER BOUGHT A HELICOPTER WHAT FUNNY ADVENTURES WILL HE HAVE?

    Not to flame, but give me some fucking credit and don't take things too literally in the future.

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  34. Re:It's already released on torrent! by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holly shit!

    Let's hope she made it the bathroom. And wouldn't "Ay caramba!" be more appropriate?

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  35. Spoiler Alert for Family Guy Fans: by mranchovy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The next three seasons of Family Guy will consist entirely of Peter Griffin wrestling with that giant chicken.

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  36. Re:Keep it the same by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seems like an accurate description of an 8 year old girl.

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  37. Re:Jumping the Shark by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks for telling me what my UID was, I was completely unaware of the proximity to the 700 thousand in my example and thus the humour therein. And how convenient that the poster who was complaining about the phrase and to which I replied had a UID of 721795. I guess what with being British, I expect people to acknowledge subtle, self-deprecating humour without needing to add JOKE tags.

    Oh and thanks for the keen observation about my current social and working situation as well as the genius of linking UID to age and maturity. If you represent the archetypal Slashdot 'golden-oldie' then perhaps I feel glad that I didn't register until I did. I'm sure such a venomous comment is really indicative about how much of a 'winner' you are.

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  38. Re:Please just kill it... by dinivin · · Score: 2, Insightful


    While seasons 9 through 13 leave much to be desired, the last few seasons have had any number of outstanding episodes.

  39. Re:Jumping the Shark by Schemat1c · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What we really need is a Family Guy movie.

    What we need is movies with fresh plots, new ideas and in no way connected to anything on TV.

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  40. Re:Er, who cares by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you are no way oblidge to complain about a show you no longer like anymore.
    In fact, common courtesy dictates that you shut the hell up.

    I know, it's a shoker, but your opinion on slashdot changes NOTHING.

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  41. Re:Because of the South Park Movie by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The South Park movie surely is proof that half hour sit-com does *not* translate.

    The just had a standard half hour story and had the characters burst into song every couple of minutes.

    It's the only film I've seen where there were only about half the number of people watching at the end of the film than there were at the beginning. I only stayed because I was able to amuse myself timing the gaps between the songs (a bit less than 2 minutes on average.. closer to 1 minute 45).

    OTOH quite a few Simpsons episodes have tried to pull the same stunt... ran out of storyline so lets put in a load of gratuitous unfunny singing (lucky Tivo has a fast forward!). It isn't hard to guess what the movie will be like...

  42. Family Guy viewing conditions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem with the Family Guy, and the disagreement over whether it's funny, is that it's strongly dependent on how you first watch a given episode.

    If you watch the episodes alone, they're almost entirely unfunny. The surprises are just so much nonsense. You pay too much attention to the plot, so you start noticing the gambling plotline similarity, or the similarity of the episode about The Passion to the Southpark episode on the same topic.

    If you've got friends there, though, you start to laugh hard because of the shared sense of surprise. There's a certain laugh that says "I don't think either of us expected that." It's the kind of laughter that is used in standup comedy and in Monty Python.

    If you're watching TV alone, the Simpsons is a much better bet. They have a more organized plotline. The story is interesting in a conventional TV way, even after you've watched a given episode several times. They don't suddenly reference an obscure 70s sitcom as if it were Friends.

    So if you've watched the Family Guy alone and didn't enjoy it, don't be surprised.