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ESRB Revokes San Andreas Rating

Alex Blonski writes "In a stunning move, the ESRB has advised retailers to stop selling Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. This report follows public pressure over the Hot Coffee debacle. Rockstar, the publishers of the game have given retailers the option of restickering the game with an 18+ rating or exchanging it for a new version with the controversial content removed. ESRB head Patricia Vance says 'After a thorough investigation, we have concluded that sexually explicit material exists in a fully rendered, unmodified form on the final discs of all three platform versions of the game (i.e., PC CD-ROM, Xbox and PS2). However, the material was programmed by Rockstar to be inaccessible to the player and they have stated that it was never intended to be made accessible. The material can only be accessed by downloading a software patch, created by an independent third party without Rockstar's permission, which is now freely available on the internet and through console accessories. Considering the existence of the undisclosed and highly pertinent content on the final discs, compounded by the broad distribution of the third party modification, the credibility and utility of the initial ESRB rating has been seriously undermined.'"

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  1. In other news... by DeathPenguin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a move equally stunning to neglegent parents everywhere, Captain Obvious has advised that people stop paying attention to the ESRB and take a more proactive stance in monitoring the content that they're buying for their kids. He also advised that parents pay more attention to other aspects of games, such as violence and racial overtones, and not use sex alone as a deciding factor for whether or not to buy a game, movie, music CD, etc. Experts predict that people will ignore this advice and continue to rely on other people to raise their kids for them.

    1. Re:In other news... by spiricom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Being a relatively old fart (32), I have to ask: do any stores/regions in the USA actually card people buying an 18+ ESRB game? Since this is a self-imposed rating system (?), is there much enforcement?

    2. Re:In other news... by fbartho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I personally think its gotta get boring to have to keep repeating that mantra over and over again. You're a parent, its your job to raise your kids. Its ultimately your responsibility. All these social systems to supposedly protect your children are really there to protect your children if you don't do a good enough job in protecting them yourself. This means that broadcast TV had pressures to be family oriented, both because parents wanted to be able to watch things with their kids, but also because TV would be a convenient device that serves as an electronic nanny. As long as the runt is glued to the TV/Game Console, they can't fall down the stairs with scissors. The problem comes from the things we don't normally view as sharp/dangerous, that are corrupting our kids minds. Raising a kid is a full-time job, at times more than even 2 people can comfortably handle. There is risk in the real world, but every parent has to choose what is an acceptable risk level for kids. If they err on the side of danger, their kids may get hurt, and it will be their fault.

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    3. Re:In other news... by Nos. · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Isn't this the bigger problem? I mean how many of these parents are probably complaining about the sex scene in the game. They're okay if the kid is playing a game that encourages you to pick up a hooker, pay for sex, have sex, then beat up the hooker to get your money back. However, actually show a realistic sex scene just goes to far!

      Note: The hooker stuff I know was in GTA Vice City - not sure if its in this one, and I've never actually seen what's in this Hot Coffee scene.

    4. Re:In other news... by Ryan+Stortz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the ESRB is doing a great job, and it'd be a shame if people started to ignore them. Compared to the MPAA and RIAA equivlents, it's amazing. The RIAA's simply is the "Explicit Content" sticker, where the MPAA's is the G/PG/PG-13/R/NC-17. Not until recently has the R rating included why it got the rating, and even then it's only flashed for half a second. I've yet to see the expanded warning label on a movie poster. I've really only seen it flashed in trailers and on the back of DVDs, which come out months later.

      Now, look at the ESRB's rating system. It has the same generalized ratings: EC/E/E10+/T/M/AO+. It also includes 32 content descriptors, ranging from Tobacco Reference to Comic Mischief to Edutainment. It's much more comprehensive than the others.

      What I'd really hate to see is Rockstar going the movie studio route and releasing a game as "UNRATED" rather than accept the dreaded "AO+" rating. It is a very unfortunate loophole, and hopefully the big boys won't carry unrated games.

      Also, I'd like to point out that this entire thing is 100% Rockstar's fault. They're required to send video footage to the ESRB that covers the overall gameplay of the game, as well as the game's most explicit scenes. The ESRB uses that footage to rate the game, if Rockstar didn't include it then the ESRB can't really be at fault.

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    5. Re:In other news... by Ravatar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rockstar did not give out documentation on how to enable the mod, and included no mechanics to access it. A game should not be rated by third party patches and mods.

      There are nude patches for the Sims, but you don't see little Suzie being carded for a new expansion every month, and you certainly don't see it getting slapped with a M or AO rating.

    6. Re:In other news... by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Could you maybe walk me through why I should respect politicians?

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    7. Re:In other news... by fullcirclephoenix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They don't care until they actually see their child playing the game and then they are appalled. It's not until then that they start complaining to the news and their local politicians and the like.

    8. Re:In other news... by limited · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might not care about the effects smoking has own your own health, but you cannot deny that tobacco use is harmful. Its a fact, just like the fact that childen imitate role models. Why would you want to encourage dangerous behavior in a 12 year old boy. They get themselves into enough trouble themselves.

  2. priorities? by huphtur · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One can show pixel people gettin blown up by all kinds of pixel weapons, yet when there's one pixel nipple to be seen, the whole country goes up in arms about it?

    1. Re:priorities? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not quite correct. The objectional sex in this game would have been perfectly acceptable if the woman was brutally murdered after it was done. At least, that's how things sometimes appear to work.

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    2. Re:priorities? by failure-man · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good question. Basically it all boils down to the larger issue of American culture fetishizing violence and demonizing sex.

      Why this happens . . . . who knows, but it does serve as more proof that Americans are, in general, completely out of their minds.

      (First person to post "GO BACK TO FRANCE!!!111one" will get beaten to death with a dildo.)

  3. Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    because of the "nude Sims" patch floating around?

    1. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by m50d · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know people don't RTFA, but is it too much to ask to RTFSummary? "After a thorough investigation, we have concluded that sexually explicit material exists in a fully rendered, unmodified form on the final discs". That's the difference.

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  4. This will probably increase interest in the game by Perekrestok · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The funniest thing is that all these people that raised a stink over the "Hot Coffee" mod are just bringing free publicity to an already very popular game. They're essentially giving Rockstar free advertising.

  5. What a hive of stupidity by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In GTA San Andreas, you can mow down innocent pedestrians one one side of the street whilst smashing up your stolen car. That's fine, that's an M rating for you. What? There's sex too?! Dear God man, pull it from the shelves!

    Society depresses me.

  6. America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a British person (of 15 years of age), I pity you Americans. What the fuck is your problem with the human body? Why an 18+ when the 17+ was appropriate for the game, even with the minigame?

    1. Re:America by richdun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I, as an American, wonder too what sudden discovery we think happens during that year betwen turning 17 years old and turning 18 years old. It's almost as archaic as the drinking age - at 18, I can help pick the "leader of the free world" (yes, through some long arduous and equally archaic process, but still) yet I cannot consume an alcoholic beverage (legally).

      The bottom line to me though is still that ratings and such just point out our own moral stupidity - I know of very few under the age of 17 who make enough money to buy all these video games, yet when such a game is available to purchase to these youngsters, we scream and rant at the industry to prevent this by placing some stupid rating on the game so the dude at Wal-Mart has to press an extra "enter" to verify the age of the purchaser. Anyone ever think about just not giving their kids the money to buy the game?

      Or better yet, why not trying paying attention to what you kids do/say/watch/play once in a while? I know, I know, I'm asking too much. After all, parents are people too - why should they have to take responsibility for the lives they bring into the world when they can just press the "easy" button all the time and place restrictions on all of society.

    2. Re:America by RexRhino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pity yourself. All video games in England need to go through the British Board of Film Censors, and some have already been banned (no video games have been banned in the United States, by the way). GTA:SA is ALREADY rated 18+ in England. British regulation is far more strict than in the United States.

      The difference is that in the U.S. censorship is still controversial, where as in the U.K. is happens without anyone taking a notice.

    3. Re:America by learn+fast · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A further difference is that the British rating is based on violence, and the new American rating is based on the sudden horrific discovery of sex mixed in with the violence.

    4. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference is that in the UK, games with an 18+ rating still sell, stores still stock them, there's no problem. A game company can make an 18+ game, and still make money.

      Censorship exists in the US, just in the guise of something else.

  7. Why on Xbox/PS2? by bradleycarpenter · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why revoke the rating on the XBox/PS2. It is impossible to get to that content in these versions. Only way on the PC version is through a software patch. Sure the stuff is in there, but it isn't like Rockstar left this content open for anyone to access. I'm guessing this kind of stuff is more common in computer games than we even know. Just that this is the first one where someone was able to unlock that content.

  8. 17+, 18+, whatever... by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Clearly in that critical year you become mature enough to be allowed to consume renderings of fully clothed individuals in sexual positions.

    Seventeen year-olds just aren't ready for that kind of stuff yet. Their exposure to sexual situations should be limited to what they do with their boyfriends/girlfriends in the back seat of their parent's car when they're "at the movies."

    Oh, BTW, to all the parents out there... Your 8 year old probably says 'fuck' all the time when he knows you're not around, so you can get over yourself already.

    1. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by Dragon218 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, BTW, to all the parents out there... Your 8 year old probably says 'fuck' all the time when he knows you're not around, so you can get over yourself already.

      Bwahahahahaha. This person speaks the truth. When I was 6 I found that magical word, and haven't stopped using it yet.

      Fuck, it feels good to say fuck.

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    2. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Seventeen year-olds just aren't ready for that kind of stuff yet. Their exposure to sexual situations should be limited to what they do with their boyfriends/girlfriends in the back seat of their parent's car when they're "at the movies."

      Have you checked the teenage pregnancy rate lately? They AREN'T ready for that stuff.

      Oh, BTW, to all the parents out there... Your 8 year old probably says 'fuck' all the time when he knows you're not around, so you can get over yourself already.

      When people say things like this, what do they mean? You could use this argument to completely abrogate any parental guidance whatsoever. Should I let my 8-year old say "fuck" whenever they want?

  9. Ebay here I come! by BaudKarma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Starting bid of $100 for this banned game.

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  10. A generation is saved! by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From TFA:

    Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. (NASDAQ: TTWO - News) announced today that the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) has changed the rating of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on all platforms from "Mature 17+" (M) to "Adults Only 18+"

    So basically, they've made the decision that 17 year-olds just shouldn't see this two-bit low-res porn hack, and stick with the carjacking, wanton murder, and other wholesome activites within GTA. 18 year-olds are qualified for the whole ball o' wax, though.

    Amazing...

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  11. Beginning of the End by Shky · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This whole debacle is bad news. If retailers don't stop selling it, we're all in trouble. If the ESRB loses all credibility, the only thing stopping a full-on onslaught of legislative parenting will be gone. If the video game industry 'can't be trusted' to rule itself, the government will have to step in. Australia-like bans will be coming to a USA and Canada near you.

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  12. Re:People are still having sex by turgid · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Pah! Nudity? What about consensual constructive adult nudity as an act of love which is intended to create new life?

    Come to think of it, no. Bring on the guns and bombs.

  13. Re:nice publicity by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a game developer, sometimes you write something and the suits say you can't put it in, so you just comment out the call to activate it. It's a lot easier than pulling all the source and assets out of the game. Time pressures abound and a thirty-second fix impresses the higher-ups a lot more than a two-day hunt to find and remove all of the offending assets.

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  14. Re:What if... by yui_unifex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This makes absolutely no difference because the content is just as inaccessible to the player.

  15. Could mean big problems for coders by bahwi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This could spell out some big problems for coders when they take their easter eggs too far. Of course, what else is on the average programmers mind?

  16. Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by ausoleil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The thing that amuses me the most about this whole episode is that senators and other publicity hounds never noticed the game when it was just violence, madness and mayhem, but shock of shocks, a character "gets a cup of coffee" and skin friction ensues, and the next thing you know, this is the worst thing that could ever possibly have happened to our kids!

    Me, I would prefer my kid watch a porn flick any day rather than "Natural Born Killers" or play a video game with tawdry pixels as opposed to trying to see how many crimes can be committed in order to get a high score.

    After all, who gets hurt by a good (consensual) boffing?

    Well, yeah, I know about sex and responsiblity. So spare me the usual screed. But if you do, pleas explain at the same time a way to "responsibly" carjack or murder someone.

  17. Hillary using it to get re-elected... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In other news...

    Hillary Clinton (who makes ~$162k http://people.howstuffworks.com/question449.htm) has decided that it's in her best interest to waste her time (and our tax dollars). I'm sure that the FTC has better things to do than to investigate RockStar Entertainment... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4682533.stm

    1. Re:Hillary using it to get re-elected... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Hillary Clinton (who makes ~$162k http://people.howstuffworks.com/question449.htm) has decided that it's in her best interest to waste her time (and our tax dollars). I'm sure that the FTC has better things to do than to investigate RockStar Entertainment..."

      Perhaps the next version of GTA should instruct its gameplayers on how to turn a $1,000 investment in cattle futures into more than $100,000 in profit without any knowledge of that investment...or even better...how to shoot a person in the head, put the gun in the wrong hand, drag the body through a forest, dump it, and then have the law enforcement professionals deem it a suicide. I'm just saying! :)

      Or maybe just a GTA game involving making contributions to elected officials to get what you ultimately want legally.

      Hopefully, Take Two/Rockstar and possibly the ESA itself can give some campaign contributions to anyone running against Hillary for her Senate seat. Maybe Ralph Nader can jump into the race and shave off 2% of *her* votes... :)

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  18. this is the hard way to see porn via internet by pezpunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    i mean really. if a kid can download and apply a patch, he is already in a position to see way more nudity than what is offered in this game.

    you may think that's a strawman, bringing up internet porn, but think about it. the point of the ESRB rating is to inform the parents of the content of the game. which, in my opinion, the "M" rating did accurately. the sex scenes aren't in the game. they were disabled.

    from a parent's standpoint, what is the difference between downloading a third-party mod that enables disabled content, and applying a third-party mod that adds newly-created content? they are identical in their difficulty/accessibility to a kid, and both insert content into the game that the developer did not intend to appear there!

    it is drawing boobies on the title page of "Harry Potter" and then sueing JK Rowling, citing an unfinished but steamy scene she deleted from her hard drive as evidence.

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    1. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by outsider007 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You can't be serious..

      You're dreaming if you think rockstar didn't have this little stunt in mind when they released the game.

      They pulled a fast one on ESRB and the parents so they could pad their bottom line. And it worked. What makes this rich is that they've got people like you defending them.

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    2. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by coopaq · · Score: 5, Insightful
      i mean really. if a kid can download and apply a patch, he is already in a position to see way more nudity than what is offered in this game.

      Children aren't bothered by nudity. Only the adults are.

    3. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by ottothecow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      funny thing is...I wasnt interested in the game before but now I feel like giving it a shot (provided it hasnt been pulled from shelves)

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    4. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by pezpunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there is no blowjob scene in this game. someone has to break their EULA in order to get to the scene in question. what is the difference between downloading a ptach that "enables" this disabled content, and one that just simply pastes it on top? (like nude skins for Quake, say). answer: from the kids stnadpoint, from the parents standpoint, from an accessibility standpoint, there is no difference.

      you can't hold rockstar responsible for stuff they DIDNT put in the game.

      now, if you're going to argue from the poitn of view that they MEANT for people to find and enable this content, i would please ask you to provide some shred of evidence towards this. considering you're the one making the accusation, the onus IS on you to provide the proof. i would remind you that this is only going to HURT sales of the game, get it pulled from shelves, and probably end with them dragged before some federal commission and tighter government regulations all around. simply saying "well it's OBVIOUS they wanted it to be found!" isn't going to convince me.

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  19. When did America lose its mind? by defile · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The game allows you to...

    • Pull people out of their cars and drive away in them
    • Steal military weapons
    • Destroy property
    • Injure and kill completely innocent bystanders
    • Develop a criminal enterprise
    • Carry out the orders of corrupt police officers
    • Pick up prostitutes
    • Burn down a pot farm
    and so far it's been pretty smooth sailing, but once you can have vivid consensual sex, but only through extensive third party modification, everyone flips out?!
  20. Re:Only in the USA.. by DF5JT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    [Lameness filter adjustment]

    "Holy Crap What The Hell Is Wrong With You PEOPLE!"

    A Puritan landed on the shores of New England.

  21. Re:People are still having sex by JPriest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was not going to buy this game but with the 18+ rating I might be inclined to change my mind.

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  22. Wow by quantaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I the only one completely overwhelmed by the sheer idiocy of this situation?

    I mean ignoring the fact that violence is alright while sexual intercourse sparks a massive outrage.

    The content is UNPLAYABLE!!! It cannot be played! If you get a copy of the game can you just pop it in and see this naughty content?
    No.
    Why?
    Because it's UNPLAYABLE!!

    Wait!! You mean you can download something off the internet that lets you play this naughty content **GASP** What an outrage!! That someone going onto the internet could gain access to pornographic content. It's completely unheard of. Clearly this is a matter of national importance that a game can be made pornographic with things downloaded off the internet!

    This whole situation is just a bizarre combination of sexual prudism combined with a complete lack of technical knowledge, I'm ashamed to be on the same continent where stuff this ignorent stupidity occurs.

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    1. Re:Wow by jason_hutchens · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > violence is alright while sexual intercourse sparks a massive outrage

      The very definition of "fucked up America".

    2. Re:Wow by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As it turns out its very easy to change a small part of the program, so it does contain pornographic content. However the game is what you can play, and what you can play contains no porn. The game does not contain porn, the game + patch does contain porn. You can't rate a game on what it can almost, but is completely incapable of, doing. You must rate it on what can do.

      Sorry, but you're being naive. Do you understand the point of ratings? It's to tell people what's IN THE GAME, even POTENTIALLY. So what if you have to download an unlock? The point is that the content is in the game, and the point of the ratings is to tell you what's in the game.

      If a parent can't trust the rating to reflect what a kid will be exposed to (since a lot of kids WILL download the unlock), then the rating is completely meaningless.

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  23. What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The SIMS has an ESRB rating of E-T (Everyone/Teens). However, there is a patch available for The SIMS that removes the dithering done when they are changing clothes, allowing one to see buck naked SIMS!. Doesn't this mean the ESRB should also revoke The SIMS "Everyone" rating?

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  24. Re:Of course by houghi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unfortunately, show me a country that doesn't rely on war to keep the peace and I'll show you a country that is ripe for the taking by one that does.

    Switzerland?

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  25. Re:People are still having sex by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What about consensual constructive adult nudity as an act of love which is intended to create new life?

    I don't think I've ever seen that in a game, and rarely have I seen in in movies. Screwing and fucking in lust, yes, but never what you described.

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  26. Re:Is it a new work? by OppressiveGiant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But where do you draw the line? The physics/mechanics of the game are just as much a part of the games as the models and skins if not more. Changing the the state of a door is more of a change than changing a skin.

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  27. Re:nice publicity by defile · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What would the reason be to put it in there then? Perhaps the publicity that they are getting now?

    The game is rated "mature". If you can develop a relationship with a girlfriend, and you can also pick up scantily clad hookers and screw them so well that they squeal with delight, and you can also indiscriminately kill a row of people from afar, and also kill someone in vivid close up detail, work out at the gym and watch your muscles grow, or watch your character get fat at a burger joint to impress a girlfriend, why would having sex with girlfriend be such a departure from the rest of the theme of the game?

    The development team was probably entrusted with total creative freedom. As it neared release and was shown to people in the company who understand the American political landscape, they probably told them to nix some features, including the graphic sex with girlfriend one ("but leave in the prostitutes, that never gets old").

    I don't understand why the "mature" rating still doesn't apply.

  28. Re:Of course by NotoriousQ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This nonsense is coming from American morons and Shrubby is their moron king.

    Actually, this specific non-sense is pouring from the liberal side of the US governemnt. Clinton, Lieberman, etc. They have been itching to go after GTA for years, but could not as Americans love the macho gore as part of the entertainment. Thus they waited until they can make that into a "think of the children" deal.

    The funny part is that I have not heard a word from the conservative side, although the religious right I am sure is on the same side. It is currently the moderate republicans and libertarians that have the most sense these days.

    Oh, and do not blame the GTA deal on Prez. Shrub. He is not turning those gears in motion. Blame the nanny-state liberals for this one.

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  29. I believe you have overlooked your logic... by yui_unifex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The flaw in your analogy is clear: Accidents happen and bottles can break, releasing the illicit substance. There is nothing the player can do short of a direct and intentional modification that causes this code to become active.

  30. Re:People are still having sex by Vulture101 · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Just like in the dark ages: you can have public executions and torture sessions but you cant even _think_ about sex.

    history repeats itself...

  31. And that is mostly a lie.. by vhold · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From The Hot Coffee mod author's site
    After reading various discussion about this mod around the internet, I would like to make the following statement:

    All the contents of this mod was already available on the original disks. Therefor the scriptcode, the models, the animations and the dialogs by the original voice-actors were all created by RockStar. The only thing I had to do to enable the mini-games was toggling a single bit in the main.scm file. (Of course it was not easy to find the correct bit). The Nude models that are used as a bonus in the Quick action version of the mod, were also already present on the original disk. But all this material is completely inaccesible in an unmodded version of the game. It can therefor not be considered a cheat, easter-egg or hidden feature. But is most probably just leftover material from a gameplay idea that didn't make the final release. I would really like to stress that this material is only accessible after willfully applying the hot coffee mod (or something similar) to the game.
  32. Re:Of course by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Unfortunately, show me a country that doesn't rely on war to keep the peace and I'll show you a country that is ripe for the taking by one that does.

    Switzerland?

    I think the more technically correct challenge should have been "show me a country that doesn't rely on it's ability to fight a war to keep the peace". In that case, Switzerland doesn't qualify as practically every dang person in the country has a government-issued assault rifle and attends Schutzenfest regularly, the idea being that the whole country is the army, even the women. This (plus the terrain) is the real reason why the Schweiz have been able to stay "neutral": they're essentially unconquerable.

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  33. Re:No, they didn't. RTFA by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From Rockstar's statement: "...hackers created the 'hot coffee' modification by disassembling and then combining, recompiling and altering the game's source code. Since the 'hot coffee' scenes cannot be created without intentional and significant technical modifications and reverse engineering of the game's source code..."

    They never said the content was inserted, they said the game was modified, which is true.

    Oh, come OFF it. That passage is all but incomprehensible gobbledegook for anybody who isn't a programmer. "Altering the game's source code" sounds an awful like inserting the entire thing into the game. This is nothing but atrocious doublespeak which any politician would be proud of.

    So no, TECHNICALLY they did not claim the hacker did it, but the message was carefully worded to give that impression to the average person. But in court, they can weasle out of the statement by explaining that setting bits in the binary is what they meant by "altering the source code."

    It's WEASEL WORDING.

  34. Sorry to be blunt but by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fuck off ESRB , the rating is for 18+s , And im sorry if you find sex offensive (even in its highly comical computerised form) ) then you really need your head checked .
    Sex is the principle Method of reproduction for our species , its important , it is a lot of fun , it is freely accessible and it is not going to disappear.
    anyone over the age of 18 offended by some slight sex in a game filled with violence(which is a lot of fun) is seriously in need of some social education or mental help .
    I am very glad i do not live over there at this moment ,morals and ethics and carnal-forbearance (thanks marge) are what cause problems.
    Seriously , Censorship is the job of the parents not the state .
    ESRB you are officially a bunch of a fascist bastards

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  35. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    well how about this, you make a game and it has to be out by christmas 2006.

    that gives you little over a year to make a fully working, bugless game.

    you work and work and work on it and manage to make it just in time for testing, so testers test it and they find the bugs they get fixed and the game is sent off for Rating.

    it comes back with an M rating for something, you only have a week left before this game has to be to the printer for production if it's ment to meet the christmas deadline, only problem is the higher ups want this to be a T rated game and want it out on christmas no matter what.

    Will you lose your job over telling them that there ins't enough time to remove the M rated content and they just higher someone else who can do a quick fix? or do you simply write a quick fix to disable it so it meets the deadline?

  36. Re:Of course by Castar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, and do not blame the GTA deal on Prez. Shrub. He is not turning those gears in motion. Blame the nanny-state liberals for this one.

    You're absolutely right, and I'm glad you put in the "nanny-state" qualifier. However, I'd like to point out that most liberals are socially libertarian. The people who danced around naked in the Summer of Love and the folks who brought us the sexual revolution are about as liberal as you can get.

    This just shows once again that the Democrats are not REAL liberals. I suspect they would have more success if they were. I'm not really sure what to call soccer-mom puritanism - vote-whoring comes closest, I guess.

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  37. Bullshit: Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by RatBastard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    giving you access to far more nudity and sex than the hot coffie hack

    Having seen the video for the Hot Coffee Mod and using the no-blur code on The Sims 2 I call bullshit. Sure, you get to see Sims take a shower or bath, but they have no, what's the polite term... "naughty bits" to see. You get half a point because the Hot Coffee mod has no nudity (at least the video I saw didn't have any). But more sex?

    Have you even played Sims 2? I'm thinking you haven't. If you had you'd know that the sex all happens hidden under blankets, under water, or behind the dressing room curtains. And what little that is actually animated is more appropriately described as "tickle fight".

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  38. Re:People are still having sex by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, cuz "Hot Coffee" is all about the procreative "love". Right there in between the homicide.

  39. Re:What if... by theAedileDecimus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Two questions:

    First, that's the difference between unlocking "fully rendered, unmodified" content that was never meant to be accessible to the user in the shipped product and a third party just adding in that content themselves?

    Second, what's the difference between having content that was never meant to be accessible to the user in the shipped product and that content not existing at all?

  40. Re:People are still having sex by Cerv · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really? Well I'm glad you've settled that debate. Publish your research that prooves this quickly and you'll be a millionaire.

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  41. Re:Of course by Just+Another+Poster · · Score: 2, Insightful
    However, I'd like to point out that most liberals are socially libertarian. The people who danced around naked in the Summer of Love and the folks who brought us the sexual revolution

    ...and then "sexual harassment" and "hostile work environment".

  42. What's the big deal? by orion88 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This makes me want to kill the ESRB board

    I'm not sure I understand. From TFA:
    Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. (NASDAQ: TTWO - News) announced today that the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) has changed the rating of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on all platforms from "Mature 17+" (M) to "Adults Only 18+" (AO) because of the so-called "hot coffee mod," an unauthorized third party modification that alters the retail version of the game.
    What exactly is so bad about this? It has a different rating. So what? The ESRB is doing their job. From the ESRB website
    The ESRB rating system is designed to give parents the information they need to evaluate a computer or video game before making a purchasing decision. The ratings are not meant to recommend which games consumers should buy or rent or to serve as the only basis for choosing a product. Rather, parents should use the ESRB ratings in conjunction with their own tastes and standards and their individual knowledge about what's best for their kids.

    ESRB recommends that parents learn about games before making a purchasing decision. Game reviews printed in newspapers and publisher web sites can be excellent sources of information. To search for games that are appropriate based on age categories and content, use our online ratings search feature.

    ESRB also urges parents to talk with their children about their favorite games. Playing the games with your children helps stimulate those discussions, and playing games as a family can also be a fun way to spend time together.
    What all of that means is that the ratings assigned by the ESRB are intended to be used as a guide, such that the consumer has a general idea of what to expect. Parents that are using these ratings in place of discretion appropriate for the individual child are taking a general recommendation and treating it like the gospel.

    Additionally, the ESRB is not in the business of modifying games. Their job is not to find content that is not accessible through game play. The argument that the content is accessible through game play is nonsense. A patch was required in order to access the scene in question. For the ESRB to apply unofficial patches to a game at any point during testing would be completely unethical. It is doubtful that anyone on the ratings board sees code regularly as part of their job; there is simply no need.

    The purpose of the ESRB is to evaluate a game for content and issue a rating to inform parents of what to expect. With what was known at the time, this is exactly what they did. Take careful note: in light of new content discovered in this game, the ESRB has changed its rating. This is not arbitrary; ratings are determined based on the material in a game, and this game now meets the criteria for an AO rating.

    Furthermore, the magnitude of this issue the result of little more than Hillary Clinton's political campaign. Were this a truly important concern to the former first lady, this type of video game modification would have been under fire years ago. The patch for The Sims that caused all of the characters to walk around completely naked has long since been forgotten.

    This display of political impropriety is clearly an attempt to insert Senator Clinton into the limelight to gain press attention in preparation for a presidential election, at the expense of the public perception of the ESRB's integrity. In spite of Clinton's disingenuous actions and the difficult situation they have created, the ESRB has handled the matter exceptionally well.
  43. Re:People are still having sex by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone who doesn't think it's obvious is fairly stupid. Murder is rare. There have been a million studies that have failed to find a connection between violence in the media and real life violence. Sex isn't rare. Attitudes about sex are strongly influenced by culture.

  44. Re:People are still having sex by doubledoh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe that's because there's nothing wrong with sex.

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  45. Re:People are still having sex by arkanes · · Score: 4, Insightful
    No, they got the M rating based on the game as shipped. I can make my desktop background tiled pictures of enourmous penises with less effort than it would take anyone to unlock this content in GTA. Where the hell is the AO rating on Windows?

    In fairness, Tycho has a point. We let a lot of crap slide. By all rights, GTA as shipped should have had an AO. Halo should have had an AO. The difference between the M rating and the AO rating is *one year* and a bunch of sales - it's stupid. It's exactly the same with movies, too. But as a culture we're hypocrites and every so often we need to sacrifice someone up the "think of the children" gods, and Rockstar certainly has put themselves out there to be the goat.

    If you, as parent, approved of GTA for your child last week, and now don't because a patch downloaded from the internet can show you non-explicit sex, then you're a shitty excuse for a parent and a worse one for a human, and regardless what Rockstar did or didn't do, and regardless of they hypocritical bullshit pandering that the ESRB and our politicians do, you shouldn't have any say in what *any* child does. To anyone with half a brain, this is a non-issue.

  46. Re:Boots excepted by ChrisK87 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've heard this is an excelent form of birth control. And we all know that birth control ws brought to this earth by satan (quoth the fundies). This is the underlying issue here. Think of the rating change as an attack on satan and a reaffirmation of wholesome American values.

  47. Re:People are still having sex by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, including the content and making it inaccessible without a minor hack is no accident. It's a brilliant move. But it's disingenous to think that they "didn't mean" for anyone to access it.

    Think about it: all the people with the PS/2 or Xbox version of the game who ran out and actually bought the PC version of the game just so they could use the Hot Coffee mod. The fact that it's going to be rated "AO" now is irrelevant - sales are going to soar for the title no matter what.

    The ESRB is doing exactly what it should, and, to be honest, Rockstar is still going to benefit from it. Penny Arcade was right about just how disingenous the cries of innocence on the part of Rockstar really are. If ESRB didn't act, it would become irrelevant - and less voluntary measures would come into force.

    I can't believe that no one realizes how Rockstar has had a win-win situation in all this all along.

  48. Re:the internet isn't the only distribution networ by arch_avaj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it's getting passed around the school yard, that means way too many young children are playing a game intended for people 17+ that they shouldn't have had in the first place.

  49. Re:People are still having sex by evilviper · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sexually transmitted disease.
    Unwanted pregnancy.
    Life-threatening STDs (HIV, Syphilis, etc)
    The psychological effects

    All these are things "wrong" with sex, no matter what your political/social/religous views. Depending on those views, there may or may not be MANY other things "wrong" with sex.

    "there's nothing wrong with sex" is a pretty glib, and incorrect.

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  50. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The people are still having sex. But, it is apparent, that if the intent to have a baby were the basis for nude acts of lovemaking, no orgasm would be necessary. The existence of the pleasure from the act rather than the result demonstrates the true purpose of sex: pleasure. The intent is pleasure. Much like we don't eat to live but rather live to eat. The act is to derive pleasure from the substance so as to dampen the chemical need created inside the body for the substance. So, enjoy your sex. Those who tell you that sex is for making children are very much lying to you as to the meaning of sex. Reproduction is ancillary to the motive. As it should and ever shall be. At least in those who survive.

  51. Re:People are still having sex by JebusIsLord · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Accidents
    Pollution
    Noise
    Oil

    All these things are wrong with cars, therefore cars are bad and wrong, and any game containing them should be banned.

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  52. Re:People are still having sex by BackInIraq · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The difference between the M rating and the AO rating is *one year* and a bunch of sales - it's stupid. It's exactly the same with movies, too.

    No, even with movies the difference between R and NC-17 is a lot larger. For those that may not know, any parent can take their 6 year old kid into an R-rated movie at the theater. But if a movie is rated NC-17, children CANNOT attend, even with parents present. This is the reason that most theaters will not take up screenspace with NC-17 movies...the market is a lot smaller, because parents are unable to make the decision for themselves.

    A parent can, however, choose to buy an AO rated game for their kids.

    If you, as parent, approved of GTA for your child last week, and now don't because a patch downloaded from the internet can show you non-explicit sex, then you're a shitty excuse for a parent and a worse one for a human, and regardless what Rockstar did or didn't do, and regardless of they hypocritical bullshit pandering that the ESRB and our politicians do, you shouldn't have any say in what *any* child does. To anyone with half a brain, this is a non-issue.

    Especially because last week the game was already rated M, and recommended only for age 17 and up. Unless I'm mistaken, a large portion of American teenagers age 17 and up have already had sex. It's the stupid-ass parents who didn't understand what an M rating meant and bought it for their 12 year olds that are getting so upset. And I say screw those idiots.

  53. Re:Note the late date of it as well by Olix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    maybe they just forgot to remove it? I have seen a couple of games that do that - on the FarCry disks there is a random text/ini file of some description that only contains "remove this file before production" within it. Likewise, the PC release of Deus Ex: Invisible War contains a file showing the control mappings for the X-Box controller.

    just because it is a commercial release product doesn't mean the company isn't too lazy to check it for faults. Maybe the Hot Coffee project was abandoned, then forgotten about, so no-one thought about taking the code out before release. Its all possible.