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Reintroduce Megafauna to North America?

sneakers563 writes "A team of scientists is proposing reintroducing large mammals such as elephants, lions, cheetahs and wild horses to North America to replace populations lost 13,000 years ago. The scientists say that parks could be set up as breeding sanctuaries for species of large wild animals under threat in Africa and Asia, and that such ecological history parks could be major tourist attractions. 'Africa and parts of Asia are now the only places where megafauna are relatively intact, and the loss of many of these species within this century seems likely,' the team said."

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  1. The Wilds by rlp · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Wilds in Cumberland, OH has 10,000 acres with African, Asian, and North American animals.

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    1. Re:The Wilds by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Great Adventure in Jackson, New Jersey has a huge drive-through safari with all of these animals, as well. It's almost a right of passage around here to have an ostrich eat at the gasket around your car window.

    2. Re:The Wilds by killmenow · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was at The Wilds not long ago. In answer to the question: "Will you ever have Elephants here?" the guide said, "No."

      She went on to explain that, although they have paddocks with high electric fences to keep their current populations where they want them, they are inadequate for elephants. In other words, electric fence or not, elephants will just roll right on through. The investment, she said, needed to implement proper barriers to keep the elephants from just trampling into whatever area of the park they so desire (and to keep them from simply exiting the park) is too cost prohibitive to make any economic sense.

      So, long story short, no elephants at the wilds. She did say they were considering getting some big cats. I don't know if she meant tigers or lions or what. Personally, I hope they get ligers. They're my favorite animal.

    3. Re:The Wilds by Otter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Texas is full of ranches like this, for hunting or just for the fun of having the animals.

      Breeding big cats isn't particularly difficult and if anything there's a huge excess of them in captivity. Most of them are mutts that are useless for conservation purposes.

    4. Re:The Wilds by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're bred for their skills in magic, you know.

    5. Re:The Wilds by GeckoX · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It is a very neat experience to go there, especially for the kids. (Don't take your merc or bimmer though, you'll be pissed at the monkeys if you do ;)

      However, it's also sad and depressing in a way. It's certainly better than seeing them cooped up in cages at a zoo, but at the same time, it is not a natural environment.

      For true re-introduction of these species in North America, we would absolutely _have_ to provide an enourmous amount of space for a proper reserve to have any chance of these animals being able to exist 'in the wild'. IE, independant of reliance on humans to survive at the basic level.

      Another point to be made is that we do have mega-fauna in North America that I would like to give this chance to well before I would want to see us importing animals from other continents. The North American mega-fauna that went extinct here is NOT the same as the mega-fauna that currently exists in other parts of the world.

      It would be wonderful to have a massive wild reserve in North America where Grizzlies, Wolves, Buffalo and numerous other endangered North American species could actually exist in their natural state devoid of human pressure.

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    6. Re:The Wilds by Patik · · Score: 4, Funny
      She went on to explain that, although they have paddocks with high electric fences to keep their current populations where they want them, they are inadequate for elephants.
      She's probably right. You saw what happened with the Tyrannosaurus Rex when the power went out.
    7. Re:The Wilds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      She did say they were considering getting some big cats. I don't know if she meant tigers or lions or what.

      Maybe she just meant they were considering getting, you know, big cats.

    8. Re:The Wilds by Yaztromo · · Score: 5, Funny
      It would be wonderful to have a massive wild reserve in North America where Grizzlies, Wolves, Buffalo and numerous other endangered North American species could actually exist in their natural state devoid of human pressure.

      We have such a place. We call it "Canada".

      Yaz.

    9. Re:The Wilds by jd0g85 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It would be wonderful to have a massive wild reserve in North America where Grizzlies, Wolves, Buffalo and numerous other endangered North American species could actually exist in their natural state devoid of human pressure.

      Is it just me, or shouldn't we save our own mega-fauna before saving others? Reachieving the balance that existed in the 1600s seems far more important than that which existed 13k years ago.

      Besides, I don't see anyone trying to bring back the wooly mammoth!

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    10. Re:The Wilds by killmenow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Just thick concrete, about 15 feet high, surrounding the area in which you want to contain the elephants.
      A 2' thick 15' high wall long enough to surround several (50?) acres of land to let the Elephants roam around in is not cheap.

      The problem isn't just cost, although that was apparently the major issue as they just don't have the money. Designing a proper and effective system to manage elephants at a place like The Wilds seems to me like a logistical nightmare.
    11. Re:The Wilds by Phiu-x · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're joking right? I'd like to see an elephant or a lion trying to survive a Canadian winter.

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    12. Re:The Wilds by RobertB-DC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know if she meant tigers or lions or what. Personally, I hope they get ligers. They're my favorite animal.

      Actually, a Liger is in many ways a sad, pathetic creature, bred solely for human amusement.

      The folks at Turpentine Creek, a big cat refuge near Eureka Springs, Arkansas, have a retired circus Liger named Jade. His story on the site is pretty cool, but when you visit in person, they'll tell you about the problems he has "fitting in". Lions and tigers just don't socialize together -- they communicate in very different ways. Jade is trapped between the world of a lion's roar and a tiger's "chuff", and doesn't seem to be understood or accepted by either. He tries to answer back to the lions and tigers around him, but it just doesn't work out.

      But yeah, he does look pretty cool.

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    13. Re:The Wilds by pizpot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wait for the greenhouse to get worse.

  2. Already been done by Takehiko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like a zoo to me...

  3. Help me out here by cimmer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This sounds great in theory, but where in the US are we going to put free roaming lions so they will be no danger to persistantly encroaching civilization?

    1. Re:Help me out here by hivebrain · · Score: 5, Funny

      My vote is for Crawford, Texas.

    2. Re:Help me out here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well I don't know about the lions, but you could ride an elephant to work. Just add some cup-holders and you have a nice SUE (Sport Utility Elephant).

    3. Re:Help me out here by SB5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would say Los Angeles or Washington D.C.

      Both are very far from any known civilisation.

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    4. Re:Help me out here by StopSayingYouSir · · Score: 3, Informative
      This sounds great in theory, but where in the US are we going to put free roaming lions so they will be no danger to persistantly encroaching civilization?

      North America is no stranger to large, free roaming, wild cats. Most of the time, we get along just fine (read: leave each other alone).

    5. Re:Help me out here by perrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "persistantly encroaching civilization"

      Well, here in Europe, forests are growing back and reclaiming abandoned farmland that it is no longer profitable to keep in use. People are moving into the cities, and population growth rates are negative in many countries. The changes are vast, and wolves and other larger animals that were made extinct in western Europe long ago have moved back in.

      Environmentalists are not all amused, however. A lot of adapted wildlife will go bye bye along with the farmland, as new-grown, dense forests are rather inhospitable to wildlife variety.

    6. Re:Help me out here by GweeDo · · Score: 2, Funny

      This would force the current inhabitants of Crawford to be forced from their native home though. They might end up invading other parts of our country...like DC.

    7. Re:Help me out here by ThaFooz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Um just about anywhere really. The population density of the US is actually very low, with the vast majority of living in cities along the Coasts/Great Lakes/Major Rivers. Conveniently enough, the natural habitat of lions/cheetahs/elephants is the African savannah, the closest match in the US would be the sparsley-populated midwestern plains.

      Given that US population growth is comparitvely low & stable, that we have a food surplus, and that the midwest is largely an undesirable place to live - I don't forsee people flocking to these areas in desperate search for arable land anytime soon (along with poaching, the primary cause of problems in the African plains).

    8. Re:Help me out here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny, what with shotgun shooting neighbors and cross destroying vandals, I would have save Crawford, TX. A big plus is they already have a chimp living there.

      Not that I disagree with your choices. Im currently living in DC and wouldnt mind if it were overrun by animals.

    9. Re:Help me out here by raider_red · · Score: 2, Funny

      Crawford has already been invaded by some dumbass from New England. Why inflict more harm to the natives.

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    10. Re:Help me out here by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 2, Informative

      The same is true in the U.S. When we complain about encroaching civilization, we are complaining about areas around major metropolitans areas. Rural america is being depopulated. Forests are growing back, and are much larger than they were 100 years ago. Etc. Etc.

    11. Re:Help me out here by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 2, Funny

      But there's still a risk of danger.

    12. Re:Help me out here by thc69 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Im currently living in DC and wouldnt mind if it were overrun by animals.
      "If"?
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    13. Re:Help me out here by BradNelson · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mrs. Sheehan is from California, not New England.

    14. Re:Help me out here by (H)elix1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      North America is no stranger to large, free roaming, wild cats. Most of the time, we get along just fine (read: leave each other alone).

      Oh man... I was working as a cereal chemist in the summer/fall while I was on 'summer' break between my freshman and sophomore year of university. One of the things was collecting grain samples during harvest since the U of MN started later than North Dakota State University.

      So I was collecting barley and wheat samples where ND, SD, and MN meet. Talked to the farmer and he pointed out the grain bin I could snag a sample. Drive out, pull out my bags, look up... and see what looked like tiger... about 300 yards out. Scrambled for my camera, but it was gone by the time I had the lens off. (better judgment off) So after a few minutes of nothing I get out of the car, climb to the top of the bin, collect my samples, and look around. No tiger. A couple more stops and I would go home for the weekend.

      Walking back to the car -*POW*- I find myself face down in the dirt with something on my back purring. The lowest rumble I've ever heard/felt. Role over and am face to face with a cougar. It let me up and it is still there purring like crazy. I scratched it behind the ears like a cat.

      The farmer drives up and looks with a bit of surprise. He then tells me the cougar was a pet when it was young, but broke its leg when it slid off the kitchen table. It was declawed, but (amazingly) ended up getting to big for an indoor pet even with the stunted growth. They let it go on the property. The farmer tells me usually it hides from strangers, but one of its favorite games was pounce. He shows me. Turns his back on the cat, and watched that thing go into hunt mode. Took a bunch of pictures with the cat, loaded up my samples, and about five minutes down the road just stopped the car because I was shaking so bad. Nothing like almost finding yourself lower on the food chain. The stunned silence was something else when I called in and gave a status update on how things went. Well, I got jumped by a cougar today...

    15. Re:Help me out here by eclipser13 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I had one mod point left a couple of hours ago and was going to use it to mod you "interesting" but apparently it just expired.

      Every single time I get mod points, what's left always expires right before I find something good to use 'em on...

    16. Re:Help me out here by quasi_steller · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where I'm from, several people have lost pets to those things. While it's true that pumas (we call them mountian lions here) are generally afraid of humans, the ones that live close to populated areas tend to get too used to humans and lose there natural fear of humans. This is when they can become dangerous. Several people in Colorado have been attacked by them over the years.

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    17. Re:Help me out here by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      North America had all of those and more, previous to the first humans showing up. Including a species of horse unique to NA, saber tooths, giant sloths, and that 2 ton armadillo thing.

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    18. Re:Help me out here by Eightyford · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, I got jumped by a cougar today...

      That actually happened to me a few weeks ago. It was my friends bachelor party, and I was just standing there with a Labatt's in my hand... and all of a sudden... BAM!

      She made me breakfast in the morning.

    19. Re:Help me out here by LetterJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I don't know where the hell you live, but the whole west coast..."

      He's living precisely in that, oh, 3000 miles between San Francisco and New York that constitutes the portion of the country that is doing exactly what he's saying. Ever driven through North Dakota, South Dakota, most of Montana, Nebraska, Kansas or any of those other states that DON'T end up as settings for TV and movies? Abandoned farms with rotting buildings are being taken over by the groves of trees originally planted as windbreaks.

      It's actually a rare thing that one or both of the coasts can be used as the basis for extrapolation to what's going on in the rest of the country.

      The problem is that this is happening in places that aren't "pretty" or "nice". It's happening exactly where people don't really want to hang out now that there's no gold mining or copper mining or railroad economy anymore.

      Sure, it's eroding in the beautiful places, but "wilderness" and "forest" don't always look like the giant redwood forests or Glacier National Park. Instead, it's trees sprouting up where no one notices.

      The simple truth is that there are more trees, white tailed deer, raccoons, Canada geese, and other non-predatory wildlife now (with a population of 300 million) than we had in 1900 (with a population of 76 million). What has decreased is the megafauna mentioned in the posting as well as predators. Why? Because most predators need wide territories in order to sustain populations. Setting aside 20,000 acres doesn't help predator populations much because, for some predators, that would only support a few of them, while it might support thousands of "prey" animals.

    20. Re:Help me out here by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      Currently, that would help reduce the shrieking harpy and belligerent liberal population quite a bit.

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    21. Re:Help me out here by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the US, at least in most of the Great Plains, civilization isn't encroaching, it's retreating.

      Look at western Nebraska, Kansas, the Dakotas, while the population is growing, in South Dakota for example the population is back to where it was in the 1920 census, the small towns which were the ranching and farming centers are dying, land is going fallow and the population increases are into the cities. For my South Dakota example, the people are moving to the Black Hills area around Rapid City and to the Sioux Falls area.

      They could put big fences, walls around 100,000-200,000 acres in the middle of western Nebraska and not displace a human being.

    22. Re:Help me out here by maxpublic · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In Oregon there are quite a few mountain lions whose ranges extend into urban areas, but attacks are extremely rare. People don't even know when they're around, except perhaps when a pet goes missing. This is especially true since our forests extend right into our cities and towns; even Portland is this way (and is large enough to have its own internal forests). A cougar can be hiding in a clump of bushes along your property line as you're walking from the house to your car in the morning and you'll never know it's there.

      About a month ago I encountered a cougar that was crouched along the edge of a nearby forest (about forty feet from the nearest building). I see all sorts of other animals in that area, but the cougar was a real surprise; I was in the area, about twenty-five feet from the cougar, for about five minutes before I noticed that the forest line didn't look quite right. Stared at it for a bit and finally made out the head and ears. It was just watching me, apparently waiting for me to leave so it could continue on it's merry way. It noticed that I had seen it and froze with a wide-eyed "oh shit!" look and since I didn't want him to panic I backed out of the area and left. I wasn't concerned since mountain lion attacks are extremely rare, and when they do happen it's almost always when the animal has the element of surprise, which this one clearly didn't.

      Haven't seen him since, but that doesn't mean he isn't around. There've been fewer deer coming by so I think he's still in the general area. In any event, it's common for cougars to be near and for people to walk right by them without noticing them because they're so good at remaining hidden. Nothing to be alarmed about.

      Max

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    23. Re:Help me out here by sickofthisshit · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know. Feeding an elephant a full tank of gasoline doesn't allow him/her to walk very far at all.

    24. Re:Help me out here by Council · · Score: 2, Informative

      Brings back memories, only mine was with a mountain lion, not a cougar.

      Cougars and mountain lions are regional names for the same animal, Felix concolor. Also, "panther".

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    25. Re:Help me out here by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The 35mm was shooting slide film. I'll post a link when I get back home in a couple days. Should be able to find a way to scan it.

    26. Re:Help me out here by cephyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't forget "puma"

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  4. I wonder which of these is most likely? by Alranor · · Score: 5, Funny

    parks could be set up as breeding sanctuaries

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    It's coming right for us! Quick Ned, shoot it

    1. Re:I wonder which of these is most likely? by Pollardito · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's fun to discuss breeding sanctuaries on Slashdot. once they've solved the problem of the declining populations of African and Asian animals, will they tackle the breeding problem among the rare American Nerd? our population is strugging right now, they've already had to start importing more of us from Asia and Africa to sustain the population. maybe they could build sanctuaries for us in the wilds of Africa

    2. Re:I wonder which of these is most likely? by spun · · Score: 2, Funny

      For some of us, this would mean less breeding. For others, much, much more.

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    3. Re:I wonder which of these is most likely? by Council · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All joking aside, have you noticed that there are more couples amoung your nerd friends than jock friends? Because I sort of took a census and realized that among people I knew the geek girls were doing geek guys at a remarkable rate, much higher than that among the average joe guys I knew.

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  5. Really by SLASHAttitude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do they not think that they would affect what is currently inhabiting those parks? I see that this can be a real problem. Not to mention the law suits that might come if some kids tries to feed a lion and winds up being a meal.

  6. Enough! by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Reintroducing the modern relatives of the Late Pleistocene losers to North America could spark fresh interest in conservation, contribute to biodiversity and begin to put right some of the wrongs caused by human activities.

    Those animals are dwindling in numbers for a reason and should remain as such. Believe it or not that's the nature of the Earth. Superior animals control populations of other animals and sometimes entire populations die creating chain reactions.

    I am thrilled that we have advanced enough scientifically to help with animal populations but I really think that we should just let it go and let the Earth work the way it has for billions of years.

    Shit happens -- let's work with the way the world works rather than trying to recreate how it was all the time.

    1. Re:Enough! by gravteck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read the article yesterday. IIRC, one of the arguments for transplanting the animals is the lack of control some Asian and African governments have in controlling poachers and other encroachers of habitat. I understand the Darwinian argument, but I just have a hard time believing that poachers killing needlessly to produce fur and ivory products is what Darwin had in mind regarding "survival of the fittest." I would like to believe that necessity dictated by nature, not people's aestethic "wants", is what drives Darwinism.

  7. Re:Can anybody... by utopianfiat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, it'll start with their bringing diseases into the country that we weren't expecting, bugs under their skin, parasites in their stomachs, and then they'll reject our food and ultimately break out of the reservations and start attacking people.

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  8. What?! by Shky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has nobody seen Jurassic Park?!

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    1. Re:What?! by SFA_AOK · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or, as I like to call it: Billy and the Cloneasaurus.

    2. Re:What?! by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Has nobody seen Jurassic Park?!

      Hey, anything that eats lawyers is fine with me.

    3. Re:What?! by Shky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Huh? Even I didn't think this was insightful... I don't know what's more concerning: the idea of Jurassic Park-like consequences, or that apparently someone thought it was possible.

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    4. Re:What?! by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Yeah, but I draw the line at eating greedy UNIX Systems Administrators... That's no good. Eating lawyers... Good, eating systems administrators trying to make lots of money... Bad...

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  9. Dumb idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    More proof that being "educated" means squat.

    Let us not forget all of the other misguided attempts at relocation. (Rabbits and cane toads in oz, anyone?)

    Lets not forget how far south the North American winter pushes - sure, I can totally see a lion in Nebraska... with 50mph north winds and horizontally falling snow.

    1. Re:Dumb idea by quanticle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who says that lions and tigers have the same adaptations? Also there is more than one breed of tiger. Yes, a Siberian tiger could probably survive in Nebraska. A Bengal tiger? Probably not. Seeing as how (thermally) the lions' habitat is closer to the Bengal tiger I'd say the the same thing about the lions' survival.

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  10. A Little Late by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So 13,000 years after relatives of these megafauna disappeared from North America, they want to import their cousins?

    Seems the continent has had 13,000 years for it's ecosystems to adapt to the current state of things, why screw it up with sudden introduction of species that weren't actually here in the first place? And if so why stop there? I'm sure Velociraptors wandered Texas long ago.

    Now if they wanted to bring back to vast herds of buffalo, sure.

    1. Re:A Little Late by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seems the continent has had 13,000 years for it's ecosystems to adapt to the current state of things, why screw it up with sudden introduction of species that weren't actually here in the first place?

      Maybe because in most places the ecosystem has not adapted very well at all. For the last several hundred years pretty much every large predator in North America has been brought to the brink of extinction except one, humans. Sure there are some mountain lions here or there, and a few wolves (that are mostly wolf coyote hybrids now), but they are all endangered species. The life of the typical wild herd animal, like deer, usually ends with being killed by a human or by dying slowly of disease or starvation. I can't tell you how many game animals I've disposed of because half their face was rotted away by some disease and there are no predators left to kill the sick ones.

      With decreasing space for animals to live, the overcrowding and resultant disease and starvation is getting much worse. Now this proposal to introduce large foreign species may or may not help the situation. What really needs to happen is a reduction in human overpopulation, but I don't see that happening anytime soon either.

    2. Re:A Little Late by zxnos · · Score: 4, Informative

      since we are being pedantic about, and my people (Lakota) were here before the people who named them bison, it is actually Tatanka.

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    3. Re:A Little Late by dave420 · · Score: 2, Informative
      A completely different species to Bison :)

      Buffalo are "Bubalus arnee", Bison are "Bison bison". They're both bovines, but that's where their similarity ends. It'd be like calling a cow a buffalo.

      Buffalo: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3 3/Indonesia-Bull.jpg/180px-Indonesia-Bull.jpg

      Bison: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8 d/American_bison.jpg/200px-American_bison.jpg

      As you can see, they don't look anything alike.

    4. Re:A Little Late by zippthorne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You said it yourself, humans haven't just eliminated the predators, we've supplanted them. The human population is not the problem. The human unwillingness to fulful the role of the missing predators is. We should be eating the animals that aren't being eaten by packs of wolves anymore. Your anecdote about the diseased deer just proves the point: we need more predators like you to keep the deer population in check.

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    5. Re:A Little Late by Snar+Bloot · · Score: 3, Informative
      Arikira, Nakota, Dakota, just to name a few. Don't know what they called bison (although the Nakota and Dakota names were probably very similar to the Lakota's).

      European explorers gave the American bison the name of buffalo. They thought they looked like cattle. The French called them les boeufs. English explorers mispronounced that as "labuff" or "buffle." Eventually, everyone's just calling them Buffalo.

      Where I live (South Dakota) there are at least 4 major herds in the relatively near vicinity. (2 public herds, two private) Everybody and their dog knows the "official" name is bison, but everyone calls them buffalo.

    6. Re:A Little Late by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Then you must not live anywhere where mountain lions live.

      You know, those wild places like iowa

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    7. Re:A Little Late by deesine · · Score: 2, Funny


      It's alright! Calm down. Take a deep breath.

      You're gonna be O.K.

      There ya go.

      Now set the remote down and turn off the TV. That's it.

      Now for the hard part. Slowly press the power button on your computer and then poor yourself a tall glass of beer.

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    8. Re:A Little Late by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2

      The human unwillingness to fulful the role of the missing predators is.

      This is partially true, but it is coupled with the fact that we are removing more and more habitat suitable for them and they are being forced to live in the burbs. One of the reasons humans are unwilling to fulfill that role is because it is illegal (and dangerous to other humans) to hunt in the areas where many of these animals live. City parks are holding special goose hunting days in an effort to stem part of the problem. People illegally shoot rabbits in the suburbs every day as they increasingly overpopulate and cause problems. Those are both examples of animals people traditionally eat. How many people will start eating skunks, cormorants, ground hogs, and possum. More importantly, how many people will start eating primarily the weak and sick ones so that disease epidemics are prevented and the species does not breed in non-productive ways?

      Your anecdote about the diseased deer just proves the point...

      I didn't say it was a deer. I said I have taken many game animals that are diseased. I've seen deer, rabbits, ducks, and geese. It may be beneficial for hunters to thin these populations, but we will likely never be as efficient at weeding out the sick and weak as wild predators would be. Even with perfect population control of animals, the human population is growing and taking more land every day. That means the animals will either be overcrowded, living among as (which causes a lot of problems), or need to grow smaller and smaller.

      What we really need is some human population control. Maybe we should institute a population tax on any individual with more than two children. That is, more or less, what China does. Too bad the poor are the most likely to breed (possibly related to educational deficiencies or the propensity of the Catholic church to target the poor).

    9. Re:A Little Late by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is this thing called American Buffalo, species name Bison Bison. I think the US Fish and Wildlife Services is a bit more authoritative then some group with axes to grind. Your link for Buffalo is listed as an Indonesia Bull. That is known as a water buffalo.

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    10. Re:A Little Late by demachina · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "We should be eating the animals that aren't being eaten by packs of wolves anymore." ... excepting people are squeamish about eating diseased animals. Wasting disease, which is running rampant in Elk herds in the rockies is a very close cousin to mad cow disease. Though its not currently thought to be transmitable to humans, I doubt you want to go out of your way to eat Elk infected with it.

      But, these scientists really don't have a clue what kind of buzz saw they would face trying to introduce foreign predators in to the U.S. Farmers and ranchers who have substantial political clout, especially with the current administration, would fight it to the death unless its in heavily fenced parks more like zoos. They need to look no further than the massive resistance there has been to protecting and reintroducing the grizzly and wolves.

      I saw on the news a week or so ago states around Yellowstone are probably going to resume hunting the formerly endangered grizzly bear if they are foolish enough to wander outside the bounds of the park. Ranchers have zero tolerance for predators, and they control most of the land not in parks.

      One reason elephants are endangered is they don't mesh well with farmers or any kind of civilization because its nearly impossible to stop them from demolishing farms, unless you put them in small areas with major, expensive, fencing.

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    11. Re:A Little Late by Macdude · · Score: 2, Funny

      What really needs to happen is a reduction in human overpopulation, but I don't see that happening anytime soon either.

      That's what introducing lions and tigers is for!

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    12. Re:A Little Late by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Informative

      You guys are the newbies on the block! "Tatanka" is a MODERN name. It's also only one modern word out of several modern Amerindian languages. These animals were known by more than just the Lakota! The Bison also roamed the San Joaquin Valley of California, but the Yokut word for them was NOT "Tatanka"!

      We should instead call this species by their proper name, which is whatever the first human to North America 20,000+ years ago called them.

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  11. If only... by Wicked187 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    we had facilities where we could breed and look over endangered species here in North America.

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  12. Old news, really by Creosote · · Score: 2, Informative
    Paul Martin of the University of Arizona, whose name has been synonymous with Pleistocene megafauna for decades (he first advanced the "Pleistocene overkill" theory of their extinction), was in the news several years ago for suggesting something like this. For example, see this talk at the American Museum of Natural History from 1998.

    I'd Google for more references, but I have a plane to catch...

  13. Re:Can anybody... by hplasm · · Score: 2, Funny
    provide some information on how this may affect existing species? I would have thought that they might lose some of their ability to handle the effects of megafauna..

    The existing species haven't lost their ability to handle firearms, so megafauna have no chance.

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  14. Climate by Webs+101 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Ignoring the pros and cons of conservation and the potential animal-human interactions, lions may not be suited to the cold North American winters that dominate on the plains.

    Elephants may be able to handle it through sheer size, but lions have no adaptations for cold. Nor do cheetahs.

    Zoos and free-animal parks provide shelter that wild animals wouldn't have.

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  15. I say "Go for it!"... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 3, Interesting
    but on one condition: No animals are allowed to be killed with anything except bare hands, even if they harm humans.

    Then we can just let Darwin take care of the rest.

    Because, you know, some people out there actually think this might be a good idea.

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  16. Perhaps there was a reason they all died by MooseTick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they all died out 13000 years ago it can't exactly be blamed on modern man. Even men of 13000 years ago wouldn't have been likely to systematically kill several species. There weren't that many people and they were still roaming around in small groups.

    I like elephants, lions, ligers, and tions as much as the next guy. Nonetheless, I'd rather have a nuclear plant near me then a wild animal preserve. I'd definately be a lot safer! I've heard some of those creatures can even do magic.

  17. CNN's AP story by Webs+101 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yahoo has the reuters wire story; CNNN has AP's:

    http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/08/17/wild.am erica.ap/index.html

    The AP story ends with this memorable quote:

    Donlan concedes that lions would be a tough sell to Americans.

    "Lions eat people," he said. "There has to be a pretty serious attitude shift on how you view predators."

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    1. Re:CNN's AP story by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Lions eat people," he said. "There has to be a pretty serious attitude shift on how you view predators."

      That, my friend, is what I call a selling point.

      I'm picturing a service, we'll call it Rent-A-Lion, where in you hire the services of a lion for the afternoon. Now, say you have a boss who's a prick or you just know an asshole who needs a good eatin', you just park this lion in their house and wait.

      Brilliant I tell you. As an added bonus, there's always the possibility that the lion would eat the evidence.

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    2. Re:CNN's AP story by youknowmewell · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think the problem is how people view predators, per se, but how predators view people.

  18. Beast in the Garden by G4from128k · · Score: 2

    Before adding to the North American wildlife, they might want to read Best in the Garden. Sure, they might try to contain these creatures in parks, but they will escape and learn to live with (or on) humans.

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  19. What about wolves, bison, eagles? by caffiend666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We have enough problems keeping the native species alive. Yes, it's important to save these animals, but should we be putting more effort into saving the animals than we put into bringing animals here from half a world away? I'd be more interested in seeing them hunting free/tamper free zones for native animals.

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    1. Re:What about wolves, bison, eagles? by garcia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, it's important to save these animals, but should we be putting more effort into saving the animals than we put into bringing animals here from half a world away? I'd be more interested in seeing them hunting free/tamper free zones for native animals.

      Eagles are too high in the area 99% of the time to attract tourists.

      Bison look like hairy cows with dreadlocks. They are slow moving, typically boring, and will eat hay out of your hand if you stick it through the fence. Not much fun for tourists.

      Wolves are scary -- especially at midnight when there's a full moon and on the basketball court. Michael J. Fox's relevance died in the 1980s so people wouldn't want to come and see him.

      I'd be more interested in seeing them hunting free/tamper free zones for native animals.

      You have a brain. These "scientists" are interested in "Jurassic Park" and they are advertising a wildlife park for tourism purposes only.

    2. Re:What about wolves, bison, eagles? by TaleSpinner · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Hunting-free, tamper-free zones" - what a nice way to say "let the lot of them starve to death". There are not enough predators. It's that simple. Deer and antelope don't die from predation - not even all that many die from hunting - they starve, or die from disease running rampant in overcrowded grazing areas. The ecology is just, plain, broken. Leaving it alone won't fix it - not on anything less than a geologic scale anyway.


      The creatures proposed for introduction into the American wilds are shrewdly chosen to try to re-implement the ecosystem as it stood before the first humans arrived. The suggestions serves several purposes: firstly, in a renewed ecosystem the wolves, bison, and eagles - and many other endangered animals - would find it easier to survive. Our modern, truncated ecosystems are one reason why we have trouble keeping native animals alive.


      Secondly, we are establishing new breeding populations of endangered species. By giving over some of our land we put our money where our mouths are, and take some real responsibility for the long-term survival of these animals, rather than endless lecturing the 3rd world about how they need to protect biodiversity.


      Lastly, the US is able to police it's wilderness areas far better than over-strapped 3rd world police, who are often corrupt, engaged in tribal warfare or terrorism, or who just plain don't care. It has been demonstrated already that the existing populations of these animals are dwindling, and we have every reason to expect that to continue. They aren't going to survive in their "native" habitats, either we make alternative arrangements for them, or we say goodbye to them.


      Not that it matters. It has also been amply demonstrated that Congress wouldn't know a good idea if it up and bit them in their collective asses, Republocrat or Demolican, it makes no difference. By the time they realize the crisis is upon us, the megafauna will be gone...

  20. Re:Can it even work? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Lets not. Each species that dies out reduces the total amount of genetic material available. At some point in the next thousand years humanity may discover that the cure for some disease or genetic condition in another species' genome, and (being rather fond of the human race) I would rather that it kept hold of all of the available materials.

    Evolution is great for wiping up species when conditions change. If conditions change back then the survivors may find that they are not very well adapted to the new conditions.

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  21. Put the Megafauna in the Buffalo Commons? by PaleoTek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Buffalo Commons is a proposal by Karl Popper and others to reintroduce buffalo on a large scale in a belt of counties that are depopulating from Texas to Montana/North Dakota. There are hundreds of counties here where 50% of income is either farm subsidies or social security.

    They, for one, might welcome the new megafauna theme park overlords.

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  22. Extinction by Jaeger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what you're telling me is that major extinctions happen without human intervention? Who knew? (Just don't tell the endangered species people.)

    1. Re:Extinction by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      from what ive read, the native americans killed off many species from over hunting. there were also camels here not long ago as well.

  23. Megafauna might mean mega-problems by ACK!! · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ok, there are studies that show the impact of introduced wolf packs are having a positive impact on some areas in Canada.

    On the other hand, it seems like every time we introduce a non-native bit of flora and fauna to the North American landscape we end up with those jumping fish in the Mississippi river or kudzu all over everything in the South or ..... (you get the picture)

    Outside of a very restricted park environment I can see a serious potential for tragedy here.

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  24. Species reintroductions elsewhere by Tx · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Scotland, there's a scheme in the offing to reintroduce bison, wild board and wolves to a reserve. ISTR bears may have been mentioned as well. The reserve will be protected by a 50 foot fence, but ramblers will be allowed free access! I hope they put CCTV cameras up so we can watch ramblers vs wolves in realtime :).

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  25. Re:Can anybody... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many human deaths will occur due to maulings once this is implemented.

    Not nearly enough to justify the inevitable media outrage, but hopefully enough to severely reduce the number of stupid people in the country.

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  26. Re:Can it even work? by timster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What if the extinction of some species causes that "cure" species to evolve to fill the niche?

    Let's stop the ecological guessing games.

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  27. Re:Can anybody... by Soybean47 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think it should be fine as long as they don't bring in any gigafauna.

    Am I the only person here who's never heard of "megafauna" before, and thinks it's a funny word? ;)

  28. Why? Isn't the present megafauna good enough? by amadeusb4 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    North America is already stocked with megafauna such as bears, wild horses, buffalo, wolves, elk and deer. Many of these species are suffering from exploding suburbia and industry themselves. Introduction of competing megafauna is not going to be good for either the indigenous species or the transplants.

    Nice try, but the real answer is reduction in human population. Both Africa and Asia have seen an explosion in their populations which have stressed animal habitats to the point of crowding species out. Oh by the way, did I mention that this would be good for global warming too?

    The real question people don't bring up is whether you would like more lion or human babies this year. Every time we create more humans we're effectively saying that we don't give a shit about the lions. That's pretty much what it boils down to, lower quality of life for everyone.

  29. Great idea! by smartin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Especially considering how well they are managing the nature wildlife such as deer in my area (NJ). I can hardly wait until I have hordes of Elephants eating my garden.

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    1. Re:Great idea! by wiit_rabit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or hit one with my car...

  30. Er - what's the problem with wolves? by panurge · · Score: 2, Funny
    Real wolves, that is, not funny wolves that eat people and howl at the full moon. Looks like you've been reading too many books. Ramblers will be lucky even to catch sight of a real wolf. They are shy, nocturnal creatures.

    Good heavens, educated people a hundred years ago knew wolves were no threat to people. And Bergen Evans, writing in the middle of the last century, could not find a single authenticated case of a wolf attacking a human being in the wild.

    However, I hope to Hell they don't introduce those wild boards you mentioned. The idea of Halliburton's execs, or Enron's, being allowed loose in the wild is truly frightening. Or did you mean savage roaming packs of 2 by 4s?

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  31. Re:Great... by gotscheme · · Score: 2, Insightful

    HIV isn't a passively transmitted disease. You have to do something to get the disease (unless you are raped, but how frequent is that?).

    Rape is actually quite common in all cultures, especially in cultures that do not have a legal system with strong controls on sexual crimes or the ability to enforce them. Women are usually the victims of rape, partly due to culture and partly due to their lack of physical strength compared to men.

    Condoms aren't so new and complex as to have currently active patents on them.

    Unfortunately, in many cultures, condoms are strictly taboo. This is true even in some cultures in the United States.

  32. Re:Can it even work? by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What if the extinction of some species causes that "cure" species to evolve to fill the niche?

    I think we might need the cure a bit sooner than that ;)

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  33. Re:Can anybody... by CaptDeuce · · Score: 5, Funny
    LOL yesterday I saw this [Yahoo] article. Lions and People Killing Each Other in Tanzania.

    Funny how you failed to point out the reason:

    Researchers conclude that bush pigs, an agricultural pest that drives out zebra, impala and other natural lion prey, are to blame.
    The lions enter villages searching for pigs and end up attacking people.

    As is often the case, the problem is simple -- though by no means necessarily easy to solve: control the pigs. What's really "funny" is that as the supposedly most intelligent species on the planet, humans actually create a problem (indirectly or not) then fail to address it. Let's hope that they can control pigs.

    Sorry but I got to say it: the Tanzanians have made their beds, now they have to lion them.

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  34. Re:Can anybody... by Trigun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Welcome to the United States of America, pop. 1.3 Million smart people.

  35. Quick reality check by WheelDweller · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this the same crew who was pushing for reanimation of that wooly mammoth a while back?

    If these animals died out 13,000 years ago, doesn't the secular world view this as a mistake on the part of natural selection? Are we really going to second-guess that?

    'Cause if we are, I'm gonna lobby for bigger guns and trample-insurance.

    Ya know, there needs to be just one "idiot" packaged with all these overeducated intellectuals to put the brakes on now and then. Remember GM corn- how the scientists thought 200 yards was far enough away from natural corn to be safe....while forgetting that the typical native honeybee has a cruising range of over five miles?

    Ya never see these people trying to reanimate the sabre-tooth tiger....wouldn't that be earnest, thoughtful re-instatement of missing species? Hey! Let's make a dragon!....

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    1. Re:Quick reality check by Shotgun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is this the same crew who was pushing for reanimation of that wooly mammoth a while back?

      If these animals died out 13,000 years ago, doesn't the secular world view this as a mistake on the part of natural selection? Are we really going to second-guess that?


      You see, the thing you forget is that the mammoth was killed off by overhunting from pre-historic men. Since men aren't natural, expecially the prehistoric type, we have to undo anything they've done. The world has to exist as if men were never here, because men are evil and vile.

      Death to the human race (except for me, of course) so that the world can be a natural place!!

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    2. Re:Quick reality check by pomo+monster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're kidding, right? How is killing wolves for our own purposes any less "natural" than killing mammoths for our own purposes?

      See, the problem is that nobody can ever agree on what it means to be "natural," and whether "nature" is a desirable goal in itself.

  36. Re:Can anybody... by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Invasive species rarely are good for a habitat, no matter how well meaning the people who introduce them (Think Bullfrogs in Arizona) or how screwed up the policy was that allowed them in (Think Zebra Mussels in the Great Lakes.)
    Animals out of their natural habitat can only lead to chaos in my (Somewhat educated, vey biased) opinion.

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  37. Re:They Want You Dead by Verminator · · Score: 2, Funny
    Gosh. I had no idea that Colonel Sanders, the Rothschilds, and the Vatican were scheming to kill off the worlds' excess population via war in Iraq and by introducing large carnivores into Kansas. For that matter, I was unaware that said overpopulation was centered in the North American plains states. Huh.

    Are we using the standard-gauge (.0011") or heavy-gauge tinfoil?

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  38. Re:Where to put roaming lions? by Isca · · Score: 2, Funny

    Christians and Lions, that's been done before.

  39. Re:Can anybody... by Mr.+Cancelled · · Score: 5, Funny

    but hopefully enough to severely reduce the number of stupid people in the country.

    So basically you're planning on turning the Bible Belt into a wild animal sanctuary?

    I'm down with that! 8)=

  40. These are apes, not dinosaurs. by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jurassic Park involves dinosaurs. This involves moving modern mammals, no doubt including large numbers of apes, to the U.S. in an era when Bush has decided to restart nuclear weapons research and countries like Iran would rather put up with the sanctions than be denied the one sure thing that stops the U.S. deciding you're evil and invading.

    How could apes and nuclear war be bad? There's plenty of planet for everyone.

  41. A friend's comment: by jkujawa · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Just like rabbits in Australia -- but bigger! And carnivorous!"

  42. Re:We should slaughter the ones we have left! by chochos · · Score: 3, Insightful
    mountain lions are moving in next door to everybody

    I think it's the other way around, but whatever. And there isn't much point of being at the top of the food chain if we keep making the food chain smaller and smaller by eliminating other species, which even if we don't eat can hurt us by starving species that we eat which in turn would eat the extinct animals, etc etc

  43. Even the scope of a buffalo commons is too huge by ianscot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The last "floating it out there" idea about bison was to declare North and South Dakota a "Buffalo commons" and set 'em loose there, wasn't it? That's been bounced around for at least ten years, mostly as a pop-media crack about the Dakotas.

    I agree with you, this makes little sense. Importing cheetahs isn't going to necessarily result in their preying on pronghorn -- whose natural predators we don't really understand. (They're an evolutionary backwater: pronghorn are way fast, can run forever unlike cheetahs who only sprint... and it's unclear what they were avoiding. Mostly they lose fawns to coyotes and that kind of thing now, but they didn't develop into such a keen little athlete surviving against coyotes or wolves. They're more than an order of magnitude faster.)

    In the US, we plant a lot of Honeylocust trees. You don't see too many female specimens (they're dioecious) in people's back yard, because they have long seed pods that people regard as a mess. (Suburban nature-as-a-carpeted-living-room values -- this is how we got golf courses.)

    In Africa, related species of tree have their seed spread around by elephants, mainly, but there's nothing living here to reach and munch on those pods while they're tasty. Without elephants, or mammoths or whatever, to eat them, the trees' seeds don't spread in the same way at all. They tend to stay in riverbottoms and that kind of thing, spreading just by falling, instead of traveling with herds. Or people plant them in yards -- all males. Weird.

    Even just restoring that one type of tree, honeylocusts, to its original spot would have all sorts of indirect challenges and consequences. Maybe we can wishfully hope elephants would put it all right again, but no way is that true.

    These people would do better to concentrate on something like the American Chestnut -- the most important non-mast species of tree, in terms of wildlife, in the eastern US, an ideal lumber, and it's been wiped out by the blight people brought over on asiatic chestnuts for their gardens. That we could fix in real life. This is a fun premise for SciFi and Discover Magazine articles.

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  44. Arrogance of Man by Punisher2K · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I love stuff like this. 99% of all species that ever existed are gone. One day man will be added to that list. I love how man somehow thinks they can change the course of evolution or hold back the constant change in nature. If a species can't adapt to the environment they go extinct. Welcome to evolution.

  45. Re:Why don't by suitepotato · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't see megafauna as reproducing all willy-nilly and doing so without people noticing. Not too hard to track a big cat the size of a pony or an elephant almost twice normal size and covered in fur. We're not talking insects or kudzu, we're talking big arse creatures.

    What gets to me is that this is the shotgun method of protecting wildlife. Reproduce it en masse and numbers will take care of it. Not going to happen. Impact on wildlife will be made less when we stop chowing up the countryside to put in homes because we want not only new houses but new land too. We've got plenty of cities and suburbs chock full of disused and underused land where new buildings could easily replace old, where we can easily with modern technology put in efficient dense housing that won't become slums if we truly don't want them to...

    Instead we demolish farmland and forest, put in subdivisions, subdivide the properties over the decades and make it denser, then leave it behind as too old and we chow up some other forest or farm and put in another subdivision. In CT in the USA, the woods in the western hills are being sliced through at an alarming rate for the middle exec level wealthy who work in the white collar city jobs and commute home to $1M+ homes that are built up into the woods and across former farms. Meanwhile the cities they work in are falling apart and full of six-family apartments that are boarded up and with a little investment and hard work could be made into fairly spacious single-family townhouses right there.

    Most of these people will as they and their kids get older simply move on the ever "newer" developments, fleeing from the cities while continuing to work in them or in office parks on the immediate periphery, fueling the developers who keep grinding the countryside up and leaving us with decreasing space for the wildlife.

    Here, that is the major issue. That is what is destroying the environment. Clearing of wild places to put in expensive houses, all the societal support things that go with them, roads to get there, etc. Meanwhile we're wrongly concerned with old things like mining and so on. Those are fanciful targets of the usual socialist suspects. I'm not, I live in a city, and there's plenty of good space still here just waiting to be improved on for the good of anyone living here. But people refuse to even consider it, leave it to the poor, and move on to their formaly wild now suburban confines comfortably far from the "old places" but still near enough to make money off of them.

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  46. Re:Can it even work? by Mant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Evolution is great for wiping up species when conditions change. If conditions change back then the survivors may find that they are not very well adapted to the new conditions.

    Evolution doesn't wipe out anything. Changing conditions or better competitors coming along does.

    If conditions change back new spcies will evolve to fill the new conditions.

  47. Re:We should slaughter the ones we have left! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Mountain lions attack and kill bikers on nature trails. Alligators drag children and dogs, and even adults to their deaths. Why are we putting up with this?

    Geez. I have mod points and I have to give up moderating in order to respond to this. Thanks.

    So, based on the fact that Mountain Lions can kill people, should we also go after dogs? According to this site, in the U.S. between 1979 and the late 1990s, over 300 people were killed by dogs. That means your family dog is much more likely to kill you than any "wild animal".

    Mountain lions are moving in next door to everybody.

    Not me. I live in the suburbs. People can choose to live wherever they want. If you choose to live in a hurricane zone, you will have hurricanes. If you choose to live in an earthquake zone, you will have earthquakes. If you choose to live in an area where Mountain Lions, Bobcats and Alligators live, you will see those animals (BTW, there are relatives of the Mountain Lion in Florida).

    If people can't handle living in an area where wild animals live, either people should learn to deal with the results of their choice in living arrangements...or they should move.

    For the record, I think bringing elephants and lions here to the US is a bad idea.

  48. You're making a false assumption by brokeninside · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just because lions are now predominantly found in warm weather climates does not mean that they have no adaptations for cold weather climates. It could be the case that lions no longer inhabit colder regions for other reasons, such as being crowded out of their habitats by other species or being hunted to extinction.

    Do note that many big cats, mountain lions and siberian tigers for example, inhabit cold regions. And in fact, lions ranged over most of eastern Europe and Asia up until the 2nd century AD. And cheetahs were once found as far north as northern Iran. The US certainly has some geographical areas with more temperate zones than along the coast of the Caspian Sea.

  49. Re:We should slaughter the ones we have left! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Mountain lions have moved into San Jose. You know, that wilderness just outside Milpitas and Mountain View. Coyotes have been seen in San Francisco. Nature has this habit of adapting.

    And there are very, very few relatives of mountain lions in Florida. They're called panthers, and they're just about extinct. Count yourself very luck to see one, ever. However, there are alligators all over. Check out the University of Florida's campus sometime. Over 40k resident students and you'll still see alligators in the ponds. Even with the rampant drunkenness, people manage not to be killed.

    These animals rarely cause problems. They're afraid of people. We're fairly large, loud, and travel in packs. You only need to worry when you're alone, physically hurt, or obviously frightened (before you see the animal).

    Wild pigs, on the other hand, are aggressive. They're non-native, invasive, and damned yummy. Whee!

  50. Horse manure by LPetrazickis · · Score: 2, Informative

    And I don't believe the United States ever had wild horses: I think they were all brought here.

    Belief is nice, but often facts smack it upside the ass. North America had mammoths, mastodons, sabre-toothed tigers, camels, and -- yes -- horses. In fact, horses evolved in North America and only later spread to Eurasia. The locals went extict 11,000 years ago.

    As far as we know, native North American horses were never domesticated. The domesticable wild mustangs were just feral horses brought over by the conquistadors.

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  51. Re:Can anybody... by yoder · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd like to petafauna myself, but they keep running away.

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  52. Re:We should slaughter the ones we have left! by learn+fast · · Score: 3, Insightful

    in the U.S. between 1979 and the late 1990s, over 300 people were killed by dogs. That means your family dog is much more likely to kill you than any "wild animal".

    No it doesn't. There are more than 300 times as many dogs in the United States than there are moutain lions. Dogs are more dangerous because there are more of them, not because they are more dangerous per animal. Your family dog is not more likely to kill you than a mountain lion.

    Now that we've gotten past that part it would be safe to say that it would be very extremely unlikely to be killed by either a dog or a mountain lion.

  53. You say buffalo, I say tomato..... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Funny

    As you can see, they don't look anything alike.

    A moot point. I bet they both taste like chicken...

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  54. Tiger & Big Cat Sanctuary - Arkansas by RobertB-DC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ooh, cougars. When our family visited Turpentine Creek, a tiger and big cat sanctuary near Eureka Springs, *all* the big cats looked at my 8-year-old son like a housecat looks at a catnip mouse. But the cougars... they looked at him like a barn cat looks at a *real* mouse. No playful chasing along the fence for them -- they crouch, slink, and prepare to pounce. He caused one minor fight among the cougars, when one cougar in a stealthy slink ran into another cougar, who was also considering making a meal of my son.

    He loved the place, by the way, though he much prefered the tigers' semi-playful chasing to the cougars' dead-serious stalking. The Bed & Breakfast stay is the best way to visit -- $100 a night is cheap for a B&B, and where else do you get woken up in the morning to lions roaring?

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  55. 15 ft high wall? Like Palestine? by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe they should move some of these elephants to Palestine, since the Israelis have built a 2-foot thick - 15-foot high wall around the place already.

  56. Solution if it gets out of hand... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 2, Funny
    Once again we turn to the wisdom of "The Simpsons":

    Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
    Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
    Skinner: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
    Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
    Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
    Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
    Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

  57. Re:Can anybody... by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, there are smart people here in the Bible Belt too!

    (We're being held hostage -- help!)

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  58. Re:Can anybody... by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

    turning the Bible Belt into a wild animal sanctuary?

    That would certianly be a step up from the current mushroom farm.

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  59. I have a better idea.. by andr0meda · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Why not protect and preserve the species that are still there, along with their natural habitats?

    The big reason why these species disappear is because they are sold in parts to western kapitalistic megalomaniacs, and because we otherwise manage to screw up the world in a fantastically shortsighted way. Putting up parks accross another ocean isn`t going to solve either of both, so what difference does it make?

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  60. Ridiculous by sweet+sounding · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is total ridiculous.

    Elephants and cheetahs never lived in North America. Are they talking about Wolly Mammoth and Mastadons? Because if they are that's not the same thing.

    Maybe we should just go to the zoo to see elephants, instead of dedicating land for them. Next thing you know the friends of the earth freaks will let 100 elephants loose near a major city and the spca will have to shoot them all.

    Man what a great idea! And to think what worthy causes your tax dollars go to...

  61. Who are these "scientists"? by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All I ever seen mentioned is "the scientists". Who are these people, what training do they have? Do they have some agenda at hand beyond "conservation" (whatever that means these days). Do they have any legitimatacy, or are they just hacks?

    Too many times the word "scientist" is banterred about to try to bring legitimacy to some wild claim. I'm no biologist, ecologist, etc, but I do know that just about every time we've intentionally or accidentally introduced species that aren't native to an area it's been a disaster. If you want examples, look no further than jack rabbits in Australia, zebra mussles in the great lakes, invasive algae in the mediteranean, and countless other examples.

    About the only thing we have introduced to an area that hasn't been a disaster are the crops we farm. I suspect the only reason is that human influenced crops aren't hardy enough to survive on their own without us looking after them very carefully. Wild corn, or wild chickens don't seem to be taking over anywhere for instance.

    Could the so-called scientists present some credentials please? This sounds more like media garbage than actual science.

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