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U.S. Deploys Orbital Communications Jammer

kpwoodr writes "An interesting article at the Washington Times makes note of a recent satellite launch by the U.S. It seems we have put a jammer in space that will allow us to disrupt enemy communication systems at will. From the article: 'The U.S. military is bracing for future attacks in space, and the Air Force has deployed an electronic-warfare unit capable of jamming enemy satellites, the general in charge of space defenses says. "You can't go to war and win without space."'"

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  1. With apologies to Sid Meier... by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Man has killed man from the beginning of time, and each new frontier has brought new ways and new places to die. Why should the future be different?

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    1. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

      "We're not talking about weaponizing space. We're not talking about massive satellite attacks coming over the horizon or anything like that. This is really a way to understand space situational awareness, who's out there, who's operating. We understand that," Gen. Lord said.

      On a more comic-book note, it's kinda fun that the United States Space Force is run by "General Lance Lord!" *cue dramatic music*

    2. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Next up will be the deployment of communications systems which can't be jammed by the satellite, antisatellite satellites and antiantisatellite satelittes, just as we first had observation planes so had to develop planes to shoot them down, then planes to shoot down those planes and so had to develop observation satellites which couldn't be shot down by a plane.

      So what else is new?

      KFG

    3. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Funny
      The future will be different because we'll learn to live in peaceful harmony

      Okay, just kidding

      I'm still waiting for Kinetic Energy weapons. Ya know... big spikes of metal being dropped into our gravity well in order to obliterate targets.

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    4. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by stupidfoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've saved the world this time, General Lance Lord, but mark my words, I'll be back!

    5. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by MoralHazard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I beg to differ about the definition of a weapon, here. Anything that you take to war, from your rifles and tanks to your canteens, first-aid kits, and radios, is a weapon.

      Moreso even than the items you're using to actively kill people, the support equipment will help determine how effectively you can fight. Body armor is a case-in-point, here: troops with effective personal body armor suffer less casualties, and are therefore more reliable in combat and less costly to support... meaning you can have a LOT more of them in the field. Also, effective armor allows soldiers to take risks in combat that they would otherwise shirk from: if one side is more willing to stick it's heads up and take shots than the other side is (because of a body armor disparity), the former can be more aggressive and tactically effective.

      But communications, both in use and denial-of-use, are the REALLY important thing. You can be in command of Starship Troopers armed with nuclear warheads, and it's not going to win you any battles against horse-riding Indians with flintlocks if they're in communication and aware, and you're not.

      Reminds me of one of my favorite sayings about cops: Police aren't effective because of their uniforms, badges, guns, or nightsticks, they're effective because of their radios.

    6. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 2, Interesting


      The shadowy shape of a bird spread its wings and rose into the air near him. Darkness engulfed the bridge. Dim lights danced briefly in the black eyes of the bird as, deep in its instructional address space, bracket after bracket was finally closing, if clauses were finally ending, repeat loops halting, recursive functions calling themselves for the last few times.

    7. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If you'll forgive a departure from the normal patented Slashdot Cynicism(tm), the future really will be different. Give it, say, 50 or 100 years.

      Europe was by far the bloodiest continent for hundreds and hundreds of years. What changed? Simple -- Democracy. It's extremely rare that stable democracies war on each other. Eventually, the rest of the world will join civilization and the entire world will be stable constitutional democracies. China, Korea, the Middle East -- Yeah, it seems far away from where we're standing right now, but it'll happen eventually.

      Once the entire world has been "de-dictator-ized", war will be pretty much over. There will still be the old hatreds (*ahem*India and Pakistan), but that only takes a few generations of children who don't know and don't care the border used to be different. They'd rather have peace than move a few lines on the map. Britain and Northern Ireland are already well on this course. Israel and Palestine probably won't happen until Palestine has actual real estate to call their own and has had a stable democracy for a few generations.

      But it'll happen. It's only a matter of time. I hope I see it in my lifetime.

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    8. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's a simple enough issue. To deal with the antiantisatellite satellites, we'll unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the antiantisatellite satellites. To counter that, we'll unleash a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat. Then, the beautiful part: when solar maximum rolls around, the gorillas will fry to death.

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    9. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Bastian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the encryption software in my web browser is a weapon, this satellite is a weapon.

    10. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, the US military has spent billions of dollars to reduce collateral damage. Thats why the US has developed laser guided bombs and EO guided weapons and JDAMs and that is why the US is developing the small diameter bomb series.

      http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/mun itions/smart.htm
      http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/mun itions/sdb.htm

      "The Small Diameter Bomb (SDB) is half the weight of the smallest bomb the Air Force uses today, the 500-pound Mark 82. It uses a 250 pound-class warhead that has demonstrated penetration of more than 6 feet of reinforced concrete. Utilizing a smaller weapon improves aircraft load-out and mission effectiveness. The size and accuracy of small diameter bombs allows aircraft to carry more munitions to more targets and strike them more effectively with less collateral damage. Because of its capabilities, the Small Diameter Bomb system is an important element of the Air Force's Global Strike Task Force."

      "The Small Smart Bomb is a 250 pound weapon that has the same penetration capabilities as a 2000lb BLU-109, but with only 50 pounds of explosive. The 250 pound-class warhead that has demonstrated penetration of more than 6 feet of reinforced concrete. "

    11. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Britain will go our own way, bust out the top secret technologies we've been working on for 50 years and hold the world to ransom for...

      ONE MILLION POUNDS STERLING!

      Muahahaha*cough*... Ahahaha!

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    12. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by EtherealStrife · · Score: 2, Funny

      nah, it's the cool and efficient that are contradictory. A rock is far cooler to kill someone with than a gun.

    13. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      to paraphrase mr. rumsfeld,

      If you need to go to war, you go to war with the weapons you have not the weapons you'd like to have. Of course, that doesn't mean you can't also work on getting the weapons you want, but if you wait until all the ducks are in a row, the enemy will have long since sliped in behind you and snapped your neck already.

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    14. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Precision munitions save money. You can get a bunker or a tank. The B52 dropping tons of bombs in WW II didn't hit a lot of targets. The selling point is lower collateral damage. Future warfare will entail enemies who don't wear uniforms and who you may never see until they attack.

      The smaller, more effective bombs, means more targets per sortie -- which means more attacks. As soon as you make it identifying military targets a quick and accurate job-- the military targets will quit looking like military. They will look like school playgrounds and churches (I know we accused Iraq of as much -- though I'm not so sure about our accusations on anything anymore).

      A huge problem is making the administration conducting the war value the lives of innocent people. Before the start of the "official" Iraq war, the US was bombing the hell out of that country to try and provoke Saddam. But the worst was our use of cluster bombs over neighborhoods during "shock and awe."

      If we are the "good guys" in a war... we will probably be fighting "bad guys". Bad guys are people without ethics who endanger their own people to meet narrow political ends. So the bad guys will hide their military as civilian targets and we will end up precision bombing picnics. Perhaps we need a non-lethal bomb to incapacitate an area so that we can search it?

      I am all for the precision weapons and I would like to believe that most of our soldiers are honorable and would risk their own lives to protect innocents... but I also see emotionally immature leaders who don't share any empathy with friend or foe. No matter how good our weapons become, we can't build ethics into them. But personally, I think until we can guarantee that we are an ethical country again, we as citizens need to be against ANY war. We don't spend a tenth of this money doing good.

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    15. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Aeiri · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did anyone else think of "The Big Hit" with this post?

      Dude1: This muthafucka is a trace busta. This busts their tracer so they can't trace our call.
      Dude2: What if they have a trace buster, too?
      Dude1: That's why we have the trace busta, BUSTA! This muthafucka busts their bust of our trace busta, which busts the bust of their, uh.... uh....
      Dude2: Trace!
      Dude1: Yeah!

      ...

      Guy on other end: So you have a trace buster, buster, huh. Well say hello to my trace buster buster BUSTER.

    16. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Informative
      The B52 dropping tons of bombs in WW II didn't hit a lot of targets

      If only..... I think you mean the B-17 in WW2 (17,600lb bomb load), or maybe the B-52 in Vietnam (60,000lb bomb load); but the B52 was pretty accurate.

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    17. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Detritus · · Score: 2, Informative
      The B-52 went into service in 1955, well after the end of World War II.

      But the worst was our use of cluster bombs over neighborhoods during "shock and awe."

      Cite?

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    18. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by dfjunior · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm *far* more worried about the definition of "enemy" which will be employed...

    19. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, pardon me for intruding on the argument, but what's the point in this context?

      If we use that broad a definition of 'weapon,' then it's ridiculous to attempt to bar them from space (or any other realm), unless we want to competely de-orbit everything we've ever put up there.

      Communications, navigation, even weather satellites have huge military uses. They're force multipliers: they don't change the actual balance of troops on the ground, but they might make one side a lot more effective than the other.

      In fact there probably isn't any major technological development in recent history -- perhaps in all history -- that was without a military application, directly or indirectly.

      The ban on 'space based weapons' makes little sense given a broad definition and understanding of what weapons are. It only applies, and IMO was designed to be applied, to those weapons which actually exert some sort of force directly on an enemy. Given that we've had imaging satellites in orbit for nearly as long as the capability has been available in order to spy on other countries for military and strategic political gain, and nobody has really expressed a large problem with this (at least no one who's opinion, on the global stage, matters), I think it's safe to say that the queasiness with space-based weapons refers only to a narrow subset of war-fighting technologies. After all, the GPS system was undeniably a military technology to begin with, and it is more a weapon than a spy satellite is (after all, the GPS system is used to automatically guide cruise missiles to their targets), but it has a host of legitimate uses and is rapidly becoming an essential component of global commerce.

      Personally, I think the ban on space-based weapons is sort of a noble though, but ultimately naive and doomed. Human beings have taken war to every other realm we've ever explored, from the upper atmosphere to the deep sea; war is not so much a science in itself as a sort of 'meta science,' a combination of all other areas of endeavor. To arbitrarily say that such a vast frontier is off-limits to what is perhaps our oldest past time and obsession -- killing each other -- is laughable. When we progress off this planet, there is no doubt in my mind at all that we will bring our weapons, in physical form or as knowledge, with us.

      The anti-space weapons people appear to me like a parent trying to shelter their child from the realities of the world. Noble, perhaps, but ultimately doomed. Still, that's not to say that they should give up, but they also need to realize that they have in large part already lost, and that their fight is hopeless in the long run.

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    20. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by trewornan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A radio is only a weapon if you pick it up and hit someone with it and in that context virtually anything can be a weapon.

    21. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by killjoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      "We're not talking about weaponizing space."

      He left out the word "yet".

      I am glad they have the capability to strike al-quada from space though. I am sure this will mean the war on terror will be over any day now.

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    22. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by trewornan · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is an old joke - but it might be new to some of you colonials.

      An Irishman is walking down the Falls Road when suddenly another man in a balaclava pull him into an alleyway and presses a gun to his head.

      "Are you a catholic or a protestant" he demands.

      "Oh Shit!" thinks the Irishman "I'm stuffed, how do I know which is right?"- then he has a moment of inspiration and answers "Actually I'm Jewish".

      "No kidding!" says the man in the balaclava "I must be the luckiest arab in Belfast".

    23. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Shock and Awe" was a depcapitation strike on the Iraqi Leadership, it was not the entire bombing campaign. It was conducted with guided weapons and not cluster bombs. Cluster bombs and other unguided munitions were used during the rest of the campaign.

      However technically, Shock and Awe in the terms of US military operations is a post-Cold War military doctrine for the United States. Rapid Dominance and Shock and Awe, it was written, may become a "revolutionary change" as the United States military is reduced in size and information technology is increasingly integrated into warfare. Subsequent U.S. military authors have written that Rapid Dominance exploits "superior technology, precision engagement, and information dominance" which they attribute to the United States.

      As for DU, we don't know what DU does in terms of people's health. There is evidence both ways on DU.

      "The International Atomic Energy Agency reported, "based on credible scientific evidence, there is no proven link between DU exposure and increases in human cancers or other significant health or environmental impacts,"

    24. Re:With apologies to Sid Meier... by Wes+Janson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I assure you, give me a detachment of Mobile Infantry from Starship Troopers (the book not the movie), and they WILL win 1000 engagements out of 1000 against any size Indian force you wish. If communication were everything, then why did the Finnish lose the Winter War? Or why was Greece lost to Germany? Or any one of those nice days at the range, for the Colonial British against whichever natives you wish to pick. If weapons technology were subservient to communication, then your idea might be true. But while information and awareness is vital to a battle, in a massive mis-match of force it doesn't matter if the weak side is effectively omniscient.

  2. does this mean..... by B3AST! · · Score: 2, Funny

    i won't be able to get telemundo anymore?!?!?!

  3. This will seem odd.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But assume for one second that the United States were to go the way of the USSR, or at the very least, begin to decline in (financial) power. What happens when they decide that unless they are kept as "king of the world" no one else should be allowed to be either?

  4. Can't win without space? by spicyjeff · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This isn't meant as a troll, but definitions vary...
    "You can't go to war and win without space."
    Guess they haven't been paying much attention to Iraq.
    1. Re:Can't win without space? by einhverfr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Guess they haven't been paying much attention to Iraq.

      No kidding. I think it is worth rereading Sun Tsu and noting that he had more timeless advoce-- that at least one reading of The Art of War indicates that victory is primarily political and secondarily military. This is the problem in Iraq (though it may turn out to be an unsoluable problem).

      Note that in Iraq in Vietnam (against the US), in Afghanistan (against the USSR), and in many other places, you can see plenty of examples where individuals who felt that they were defending their homeland were able to take on technologically superior forces and eventually wear them down to the point where it was politically problematic to continue. The same may be happening in Iraq today.

      This general's statement only works when everything else is equal. It might work in a situation like Kosovo where we were *helping* those who were defending their homeland. But had we gotten sucked into a land war in, say, Serbia, it would have been far different.

      I don't think the parent was a troll. I think he should be modded up insightful.

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    2. Re:Can't win without space? by KillShill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ah, you're a fan of Sun Tzu.

      All warfare is based on deception. -Sun Tzu

      seems fitting during the Iraq "War".

      it also seems to work for Gulf War 1, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Balkans, Korea, World war 2, World War 1, Spanish-American War, the "civil" war, etc etc.

      not a single war in the history of the world is what it seems, especially since everyone agrees that the victor writes the history. you and your children will die so rich elites can grow richer and so that they can spread the reach of their iron fists.

      "but i was only following orders". hopefully, god is gullible enough to believe that.

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  5. Yes we NEED space weapons. by tcd004 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here's a great interview with an airforce dude on why space weapons are the must-have accessory for all modern militaries. Oh, and here's the article that he was responeding to, arguing that they're unnecessary...

    tcd004

  6. Wasted Resources by Ledgem · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This just feels like a waste, economically. I can see some benefits for the military, but won't other world powers want to have this ability, too? I don't mean to sound like a peace monger, but the US has to realize that even though we don't see ourselves as a threat (rather, we see ourselves as the ultimate force of good, it seems), once we develop some technology, other nations will want to match or better it. Overall... wasted resources, wasted time, wasted effort that could have been put toward something productive.

  7. And we're gonna use it... by ObjetDart · · Score: 3, Funny

    every time some European brags about how much better their cell phones are than American cell phones.

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    1. Re:And we're gonna use it... by qyiet · · Score: 2, Funny

      every time some European brags about how much better their cell phones are than American cell phones

      Heh, ironic really as I was told the reason the US cellular system is so screwed up is because the US Military refused to release the frequencies used by the rest of the world.

      -Qyi1kx22x@#X) [carrier lost]

  8. Militarization of Space by bsandersen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought there was some notion that we would not attempt to militarize
    space. Given the problems we already have with "space junk", orbiting
    materials left over from previous launches ranging in size from rivets and
    nuts to whole satellites, encouraging a "space race" of orbiting weapon
    systems (including weapons against communication) seems crazy and
    deeply disappointing.

    I can only hope that such a space-race doesn't clog the low-Earth-orbit
    regions so legitimate, peaceful endeavors can continue without being
    pelted by the space-borne mine-field of junk left over from this disaster.

  9. Military Intelligence by Quirk · · Score: 3, Funny
    "You can't go to war and win without space."

    General "Buck" Turgidson:" Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap!"

    General "Buck" Turgidson: "Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines."

    Memorable Quotes from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

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  10. Money well spent by Viper233 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure everyone in New Orleans (...Houston) feels alot better knowing that they'll have enemy communication blocked in space... not to mention all those unemployed people who are too lazy to get a job.... Heard the unemployment rate is the highest it's been in 10 years in the US.
    More importantly will it lower or raise the price of oil???

    Man I'm crumpy this morning...

  11. Charlie Don't Surf by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ghetto terrorists don't have satellites. That's why they win asymmetric battles against musclebound national armies. Because all the Qaeda have to do to get the US to spend $10,000 dealing with an "incident" in Afhanistan is send a guy to a rocky outcropping and plant a yellow flag with a Koran verse.

    1 Qadea asshole: $1.75:day
    1 Prayer flag: $0.13
    1 US counteraction: $10,000
    Victory: priceless

    When the US invests money to increase peace with satellite deploying rivals, we get increased wealth in our global economy (of which the US has the leading share). Or we can invest the money preparing for war with them. Of course we have to invest some in warfare preparedness. And equally certain is the necessity of investing in peace. Or we won't get it. Who wants to be kinda safe in perpetual war?

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  12. Don't look at me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm an American, but I didn't design the thing, build it, or launch it. Nor did I vote for any of the people that did. The breadth of that brush you're trying to tar all Americans with might come back and hit you in the ass. Not all of us are militaristic mouthbreathers.

    1. Re:Don't look at me by fuzzy12345 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm an American, but I didn't design the thing, build it, or launch it. Nor did I vote for any of the people that did. The breadth of that brush you're trying to tar all Americans with might come back and hit you in the ass. Not all of us are militaristic mouthbreathers.

      Well, to a first approximation, you are. After spending years trying to reconcile the fact that I've met many perfectly nice Americans versus the heavy boot that you collectively place on the neck of many other nations (and on your own downtrodden), I've given up. It's a democracy and yo're free to work hard to change it or, if you can't live with it, to leave. If you stay and don't work hard enough to change it, or are simply outnumbered by the mouthbreathers, don't bother crying me a river about how you're stereotyped.

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  13. The above quote was edited by popo · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Central Communications office of the US Air Force was forced to recall and edit the General's original comment, which they felt was "too forward thinking". Originally the General was quoted as saying "You can't go to war and win without spice."

    The General later apologized and blamed it on too much time in the desert, but not before raising his fist and screaming "Long live the Fighters!"

    The Air Force has refused to comment further.

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  14. Re:Nothing worth a good old undercover agent by temojen · · Score: 2, Funny

    A good old EMP and all your data is steganographed and you can't get to hotmail.

  15. I've been waiting for it... by arootbeer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ob. Simpsons reference

    The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.

  16. Re:Fucking assholes. by MS-06FZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, we haven't been attacked lately so I'd say the tiger-repelling fallacy-of-correllation-implies-causality rock is working quite nicely.

    But as weapons go, this thing isn't much...

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  17. It's true... by NthDegree256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Read up on your history if you don't believe it. No major war has ever been won without a significant space presence.

  18. as an added bonus by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    it makes microwave popcorn at ~ 100 km

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  19. Re:Taking the initiative! by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

    No. Why do I say that? Because even countries like China, as bad as its rights record is, is seen as more popular and less of a threat to world peace than America. (especially check out that second poll - it really drives home what the world thinks of uss)

    We all like to think of ourselves as the good guys. Most of the rest of the world doesn't see it that way.

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  20. Not a new idea, just a new public announcement by FredThompson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This kind of thing has been possible/discussed for a long time. In the early 80s there were rumors the Soviets had wood-encased satellites which were harder to detect. They were to move close to comm satellites then blow themselves up, suicide satellites, if you will. There's no reason to think such things haven't been deployed for at least a generation. What's interesting here is the open public announcement of directed energy satellites for jamming. Most miltary systems have been deployed for quite a while before the public hears anything about them. There have probably been dual-use birds from a number of countries for quite a while. Nothing new here...

  21. Unjamming the Jammer? Failsafes? by rubberbando · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can see it now.

    General: Ok soldier, activate the communications jammer!

    Soldier: Yes, Sir!

    Soldier flips a switch.

    Soldier: Jammer is activated. All communications are jammed, sir.

    Static is heard coming from every communications device.

    General: Ok, soldier. It works. You can turn it off now.

    Soldier presses a few buttons and shakes his head.

    General: I said you can turn it off now soldier.

    Soldier: I'm trying sir. I sent the signal to the satelite but it seems the signal was jammed.

    General: By who?

    Soldier: By the satelite, sir.

    D'oh!

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  22. Attacks from whom? by payndz · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The U.S. military is bracing for future attacks in space

    Uh, from whom, exactly? Al-Qaeda isn't known for its lethal space program as far as I know, and I got the impression that a large part of the US saber-rattling (and actual stabbing and hacking) of the last few years was to get the point across that 'If you mess with us, you'll regret it.'

    So who's going to attack the US from space? Only a moron with nothing to lose who also happens to have spaceflight capabilities, and that's not exactly a large number of countries.

    The Russians? Admittedly they currently pwn spaceflight, but on American dollars - they can barely finance their own operations right now. The Chinese? They don't need to attack militarily, because they're taking the long-term view and happily taking on the outsourcing of everything the US manufactures and buying up the trillion-dollar national debt as a bargaining tool. Iran? India? Pakistan? Don't be fucking ridiculous. Maybe the evil French are going to use an Ariane-5 to launch a Death Star over Washington...

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    1. Re:Attacks from whom? by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe it's a response to this. I don't think you have to be a space-faring nation to engage in space-warfare. Some other nations have been jamming our satellites, so we're deploying a superior response, I guess.

    2. Re:Attacks from whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why, Oceania of course. We've always been at war with Oceania.

  23. It's about bloody time by Macphisto · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one am ecstatic that the Americans are taking this bold step. We have suffered under the threat of extraterrestial communication interference far too long. As a godless Canadian, a citizen nonetheless of the pan-American empire, I will proudly point my cell phone toward the heavens in the direction of least reception, and prostrate myself in the name of his divine governance, whoever-it-is-who's-running-the-military-down-ther e, Jr.

  24. Re:Also by psavo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hundreds of mobile trucks are harder to take out, especially if the transmitter's not actually on the truck and each truck has several spare transmiters

    As a trained 'communication guy' (wiremonkey) from Finnish Army I can tell you than on one of those trucks my expected life time in case of war will be 8min 32sec after antenna goes up.

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  25. Re:Taking the initiative! by slavemowgli · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, at the risk of getting modded down to oblivion, that's because China *is* less of a threat to world peace than the USA (which, on another note, is not the same as America - you're just one American nation among many).

    What has China done in the last 50 years or so that would threaten world peace? Hmm, they're occupying Tibet. Certainly not good, but hey, you have started *two* wars under your current president alone already (and there most likely will be a third one in the next few years, too).

    Of course, if I had to choose a place to live, I'd choose the USA over China any day - there's no doubt that China's a fascist dictatorship, while the USA are still a pseudo-democracy, at least (at least you can still choose your poison there - unless the elections are manipulated, of course). But when you're talking about *world peace*, these things don't really matter (sorry), and the USA are clearly the bigger threat, by far.

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  26. The Outer Space Treaty by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 2, Informative
  27. Very Concerning... by Kahless2k · · Score: 3, Informative

    A couple days ago, I read about the Pentagon planning a first strike strategy using nukes; now I hear about this...

    Man, I need to find a nice hard mountain to build a new home in....

  28. Anabasis by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Democracy is unlikely to spread like you think it will. Let me tell you a story about the only working democracy in the Middle-East ever: (there have been some attempts at non-working ones, of course)

    About 2400 years ago, Xenophon and a bunch of Greeks hired on with Cyrus of Persia to do a bit of rape-and-pillaging for hire. Cyrus started a civil war with Artaxerxes and lost pretty quickly. The Greek officers all wind up getting murdered in a bit of treachery. So 10,000 Greeks find themselves stranded just outside Babylon without any leaders and a million miles from home. What do you think they do?

    Well, they're Greeks. They elect new leaders and fight their way home.

    The only working democracy in the Middle East, ever, was started by a bunch of desperate Greek murderers-for-hire.

    Europeans start up democracies every chance they get. Given access to bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate, charcoal and diamonds, the first thing a European thinks is "how can I build a working Constiutional democracy with these materials." Nobody else on the planet is like that.

    1. Re:Anabasis by vandan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Stupid fucking neo-con.

      I'm no Muslim, but I know enough about the Muslim world to know that you're full of shit. The Prophet Mohammad taught and practiced democractic principles his whole life. The Muslum world had democracy until they fractured into a number of branches and started bickering amongst themselves.

      Shit happens. Look at the US. You call that a democracy? I don't think so ... not by a fucking long shot. Democracy isn't the act of turning out on voting day and putting a tick against one lowlife arsehole instead of another lowlife arsehole. The 2-party system that has permeated the so-called 'democratic' nations is a joke. And you're an idiot for criticising other people's state of affairs while living under such a 'democracy'.

      You proabably would like to score some points off the fact that there hasn't been democracy recently in the Muslim world. But in fact that's due to imperial interference in the area. If the west would fuck off out of there for long enough for the people to kick out the US stooges and warlords, then perhaps a democratic process could begin.

    2. Re:Anabasis by vandan · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The neo-cons are the ones who believe that democracy can flourish in the Middle East, just so long as we overthrow the despots. I'm certainly not one of them.


      No. The neo-cons aren't interested in democracy, apart from using it as an excuse for war. As for overthrowing despots, that's not really their goal either, as they are US-backed despots.

      suggest knowledge to combat ignorance. You may also wish to give the Koran a read.


      Thanks for the link. It didn't undermine anything I claimed, and the point remains that Mohammad taught and practiced democracy. Deal with it. Linking to wikopedia may be the current fad, but it doesn't automatically prove you're right, unless it actually supports your argument.

      see. Which non-democratic nation would you like to live in then? Or does your utopia just exist in your head?


      There are places better than where I live. New Zealand has a much better system, and a much better foreign policy as well. Venezuela is starting to look interesting too, even if Chavez came from the military. I'm not claiming there is a perfect democracy for us to all study. I'm just pointing out that your attacks on Muslims are completely unfounded and hypocritical. That quip about utopia oozes immaturity, by the way.

      Oh, there was some historical democracy in the Muslim world? Go on, I'm dying to hear about it.


      Good. If you're so interested, research it. I've already given you some starting points: Mohammed. There are other examples. Palestine is trying ( despite extreme external pressure ), Iran, Turkey ( though they're heading in the wrong direction ). Do some reading of your own. Don't just go to wikopedia. Do some real research. Try a book or 2. And don't be so fucking arrogant. It's very off-putting.
  29. Re:Taking the initiative! by WookieinHeat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The US has already started on a gradual decent from the top. Don't get me wrong, I am not anti-American, I am a Canadian, I have many American friends, and our countries are very similar in many ways. But the US is on a path of self-destruction, electing Bush was the beginning.
    Now not only are you stuck in a senseless war with no end in sight, you are deeply in debt, mainly to countries such as communist China and Saudi Arabia. On top of all this you are allowing your government to do so many things that are contrary to the traditional view of what it means to be American. America is supposed to stand for "liberty and freedom", but your government has taken away some of the most basic "liberties" in the name of "security". What I do not understand is these liberties were held dear for so long and defended with countless lives by generations past. I realize the need to fight terrorism, but why has this new dynamic changed the American way of life so easily? The majority of the US population seems to be paralyzed by this fear, unable to speak for themselves and thus allowing the government to do as it pleases. Enacting draconian laws, starting fights against the pleas of the international community, keeping prisoners without due legal process, and the behemoth of them all... torture in Iraq. And if you question any of this you are labeled "unpatriotic", as if questioning the government is a privilege.

    What has happened to America, a country that once stood for so much good and fighting for what was right.

    I realize this is not a political forum, but I feel the need to warn America and get the word out in any way possible. For we share a common way of life, and common values. And if the US goes down, the Western way of life will take a huge blow. Sorry for the off topic.

  30. This opens the gate to space weapons. by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If we put up a device in space that has the sole purpose of being used to disrupt communications, then we open the door for space warfare. Why? Because how is an enemy going to defeat the jamming? Launch a missile into space to take out a satellite or aim a laser at it -- that's how.

    But our GPS guided bombs are a bit of the same thing ... however, local GPS jamming is an alternative. If we did go to war with a more advanced country... taking out GPS satellites might be considered.

    I have a feeling that this system will be used on a US broadcast before it will be used on an "enemy".

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    1. Re:This opens the gate to space weapons. by Batman64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah!!! Maybe it already is a weapon... Do you know how many times I have seen this in movies??? 'They' say it's to monitor weather patterns... when it's really a FrEaKiN lAzzzzzer beam that's so accurate it can burn the damn wiskers off your face!!! Smart, Smartass, or funny.... yeah I went w/ a bit of the last 2.

  31. What is a weapon by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The only way that I would agree to defining a first aid kit as a weapon is when it is being used as an emergency cudgel.

    Generally I (and, I think most other people, including your average dictionary editor) consider a weapon to be something used directly on or against an opponent to disuade, disrupt, disable, destroy, defeat or kill. Things like like canteens don't normally fit that definition.

    That having been said, I would still define this satellite as a weapon because it is intended to be used directly against an opponont to disrupt and/or disable.

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    1. Re:What is a weapon by Kirsha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then, by your reasoning, the very air we breath is also a weapon. Soldiers need it to fight no?

      See, its a stupid argument. When a definition is that ambiguous, it becomes worthless.

    2. Re:What is a weapon by Kirsha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the means to deny the air would be the weapons themselves, not the air that soldiers need.

  32. Obligatory StarWars quote by DrStrange66 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darth Sidious: Begin landing your troops. Wipe them out... all of them.

    Sio Bibble: A communications disruption can only mean one thing...invasion!

    Jar Jar: Weesa gonna die!?

  33. Re:Taking the initiative! by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What has China done in the last 50 years or so that would threaten world peace?

    Gee, perhaps you're unaware of their involvement in the Korean conflict? Admittedly it is just outside your arbitrary 50-year limit, but to say they've been nothing but good little Chinese people is a gross exaggeration. Oh, and there's that little spat with Taiwan...you know, the island China is threatening to invade if they proclaim independence? Tibet isn't the only country China is putting under its thumb. And while we're on the subject, last I checked there were innumerable "work camps" for political dissidents scattered all throughout China where you just "disappear" to if you don't say the right things and think the right thoughts. And let's not forget the massacre of pro-democracy demonstrators in Tiananmen Square. Just thought I'd jog your faulty memory for a bit since you seem to have an awful selective memory. You appear to only remember the bad things about America and the good things about everyone else. Typical socialist European viewpoint. Next time a Hitler storms the continent and you come screaming for help, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out of the White House.

    Furthermore, there's one thing here you and your kind seem unable to grasp: China doesn't have to go to war in order to get its way because other countries realize China will not bluff. If the Chinese say they'll invade if somebody doesn't do it the way China wants it done, China will invade. The U.S., on the other hand, has spent the last twenty years showing the world that we do not mean business, we do not back up our words with action, and we love placating dictators and madmen throughout the world just so long as the President doesn't get any bad press on the 6 o'clock news. The argument can be made -- quite convincingly, I might add -- that America's outward lack of resolve contributed to the situation we're now in. After all, how many countries would engage us in a war if they knew we'd nuke their country into a glowing, glassy parking lot? People don't start wars they know they're going to lose, they only start wars they think they can win. The whole "walk softly and carry a big stick" maxim only works if you're actually prepared to use the big stick. Otherwise, you're just making yourself a big, bluffing target.

    Ronald Reagan said it best: "of all the wars in my lifetime, none of them came about because America was too strong."

    But when you're talking about *world peace*, these things don't really matter (sorry), and the USA are clearly the bigger threat, by far.

    Are you speaking Russian today? Or German (unless you're a native German)? No? Then you have the "bigger threat" to world peace to thank for it. No, don't say thank you, you've said quite enough already.

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  34. Re:Taking the initiative! by HiThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Electing Bush was NOT the start. We've been on the way down since at least Eisenhower. This doesn't mean that things haven't been good most of the time, but the inflection of the curve is fairly clear. (Not certain, of course. Too much information is hidden in this game for much certainty to be reasonable...but we can usually tell who is hiding it.)

    OTOH, this is what should be expected. The two sides of an arms race usually BOTH lose big. We were just fortunate that Russia and the US decided on a potlatch contest rather than anything more viscious. And for this I must thank the Russian government, as they had clear reason to know that they would lose a potlatch contest, whereas the more militant version could just have ended up as a tie with everyone dead. But perhaps Russia decided to play "I'll beat you the second game!" (as they may), which only works if you survive for there to BE a second game. (Top Dog countries usually go downhill pretty quickly. The reason isn't totally obvious, but they tend to get insane governments.)

    This isn't just the US vs. Russia. Look at Rome, look at Athens vs. Sparta. (Macedonia doesn't really count, because that fell apart too quickly.) Look at Persia, Assyria, ...

    OTOH, Chinese dynastys tended to last for several generations. 200 years comes to mind for some reason. And in each dynasty, the government became a combination of lunatic and corrupt, until it became to weak and apalling that there was a revolution (or occasionally a foreign conquest).

    India avoided this problem on a large scale by not having a large scale, just lots and lots of relatively local Raj-istrates.

    Communication has done wonders for us, though, and it's possible that we will become a world civilization...just in time to simultaneously collapse.

    (OTOH, I tend to put the singularity at around 2030, so we may hold on until then.)

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  35. Only one nation by gm0e · · Score: 2, Funny

    would dare to use raspberry jam. THE USA!

  36. Re:The Biggest Jammers: +1, Informative by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, perhaps this is a "Bad News Weapon". It may be tough to stop a specific frequency ... more to kill all radio in an area.

    What if its purpose is to just "buy time"? Meaning, it could be used as a fail safe to stop bad news from getting out.

    Heres a scenario: actual treason charges that could bring down the house of cards that is BushCo are brought forth. The satellite is fired and stops all broadcasts getting out of Washington. The private mercenaries are used as a Pretorian Guard to secure Fitzpatrick and any witnesses. After the "cleanup", a suitable explanation along with a defrosted "insta-terrorist" is put in place, and then the media can fill the airwaves with a "human tragedy" or terrorist act. Something that makes enough sense that half the country can argue with the other half... like we have been dealing with for 5 years now.

    This satellite may be no big deal and actually help our country. Normally, I wouldn't worry about it. But I am so paranoid about these fascists in office I wouldn't trust them with a butter knife--much less our country.

    If we think BushCo can lie us into a war that doesn't benefit US interests--or anybody but a bunch of crooks. If we think BushCo would steal an election. What don't you think BushCo would do?

    Not enough? Ok if torture were somehow legalized. If people could be imprisoned without their will? Oh, those are bad guys...

    Not enough? OK, an administration that would use its own people as guinea pigs (especially abused children), how about that?
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    ahref=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content /article/2005/06/27/AR2005062701511.htmlrel=url2ht ml-15268http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte nt/article/2005/06/27/AR2005062701511.html >
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    The proposal was later dropped when the public got wind of it... but now it is back again (like the media consolidation bill). In fact, they pushed it through while people were drowning after Katrina. Our government, too busy to rescue citizens but not too busy to sneak in legislation. I've just heard the rumor but I can't find a link yet. I just hope that when we find a way to test roach killer on kids, it will be legal.

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  37. You just don't know where the battle is... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the idea that we got more civilized has been ruined for me... Europe and America just moved the battle ground. The desperation and poverty in the third world is used to make us cheap tennis shoes. For now, we are all sipping tea and pleasantly competing on who owns more of the exploited.

    What happens when less oil comes out of the ground than the year before? What happens when clean water gets more scarce? What happens when the gulf stream shuts down and Europe has to find new crop land or warmer/wetter weather?

    Are we too civilized to have resource wars? How civilized were we to turn back food and water going to the victims of Katrina just last week in the US of A?

    I have become much more cynical and worried about the future than ever. I have kids of my own now and I worry if they will be spared being drafted into a resource war. I'm sure they'll leave feeling like they are great heroes off to defeat some evil -- they will return with hollow looks in their eyes when they have killed too many of the hungry and desperate.

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    1. Re:You just don't know where the battle is... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Reality Master 101.
      What happens when less oil comes out of the ground than the year before?
      It gets more expensive. Once the price gets higher than something else, then we use the something else, which brings down the price of that thing.

      No, we invade Venezuela. Next question.

      The economy adjusts based on supply and demand.
      "Supply and Demand" -- what a microeconomic 101 clueless statement. Someone comes out of college and chirps "Supply and Demand" and they are a smug economic conservative forever. There is a desperate need for people to re-examine that "Fact"... 1/3 or our economy is service based. Only 20% is manufacturing. Intellectual Property is going to be the number one source of revenue in this country in the coming decade. Where is the supply limit on that? To most economists, there isn't a difference to a country making a potato chip factory to one building airplanes. I'm talking about resource wars and you talk about an equilibrium curve. That baby shit you learned in college is stone age platitudes. Some things like diamonds have an artificially created supply shortage and the demand is created with marketing. How much of the money you spend is on stuff you need? You don't NEED Microsoft Office until everyone else has Microsoft Office. That's a Network Effect. The utility is based upon the ubiquity... totally turning the traditional idea of demand on its head. Also, there is no supply curve with software... again, where is supply and demand? If you didn't here that you needed to know this program, you would never have bought it. It is a need based on information... so demand curves are created with information. Other than the roof over your head, central air, and food in your tummy, there is no supply and demand without media.

      Most of the money made in America is based on no Product at all. I work for a Financial Services company. I know that most of the "money" made in America is on a Financial Service. Insurance, Credit Cards, Banking, Mortgages... the list goes on. You spend more to invest and service debt (whether embedded in the product you buy or not) than you do to eat or stay in a home. The financial cost of the home is 5 to 10 times the value of the home. A $100k home will cost you $600k before you "own" it. Did you pay cash on your car?

      When you go to a school or hospital, you are using a service. This gets tricky with the old "supply and demand" curve. This and roads and prisons has just represented most of the rest of your economy.

      So you are left with about 20% (totally rough estimate) of anything that is actually dependent on "Ye Olde Supply Curve". Has it escaped you that Reagan's and Bush II's use of Supply-side economics have been totally failures and achieved all success based on piling up huge debts? If I use my credit card with abandon, I can be rich for a little while too. The problem is, that wealth does not stay inside any borders. Did you know that most of our trade deficit is paid by anonymous "offshore accounts" now? Who exactly owns this country?

      Resource wars are for influence, power and things you need. I don't want to wait for smug snots coming out of Business school to get a clue. Ever since the gas company was privatized, the price has quadrupled. I'm waiting for water to get privatized... in fact, I think water will get privatized everywhere and there will be severe restrictions on drilling your own water well.


      What happens when the gulf stream shuts down and Europe has to find new crop land or warmer/wetter weather?
      We do what our ancestors did when the environment changes: adapt. Move our farmland, or irrigate.

      Yes we adapt. But at what rate? What happens if the Gulf Stream shuts down in One Year. Click... it's off. What does Europe do when all their farming stops and they must suddenly import a lot of oil to heat homes? I think that is going to destabilize things a bit.

      You mean those exploited people who are desperately happy to have any sort of job?
      I don't have time

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  38. How could this work? by radionerd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most jammers radiate lots of RF, how could a satellite have the power budget to make a strong enough signal to be a credible jammer? If they're trying to jam uplinks, geostationary satellites typically use directional antennas, pointed at the service area on the ground, the jammer would need to be in the beam to make it's signal louder than the bad guy at the satellite's receiver input. You can't hold position between the earth and a geostationary satellite. Ground based stations can make lots of power into very large antennas it would be difficult to generate a louder jamming signal at the satellite. If they're jamming the downlink, the same large antenna used at the ground station for uplink is also used for down link. Large antennas have narrow beam width, if the jammer isn't "in the beam" the jamming signal would be greatly attenuated. If the "bad guys" use spread spectrum modulation systems, the jammer has to spread it's energy over wide bandwidth it will eventually be weaker than background noise.

    If they want to jam ground to ground communication systems, the satellite is a hell of a lot farther away than the next microwave station on the horizon. The inverse square law of radio propagation is a powerful foe for jammers.

    It might work in a few special situations, but good luck jamming systems that are intended to be "jam resistant" from thousands of miles away. Even if the jammers were in low earth orbit, they'd go whizzing buy and only be effective for short periods, and you still have the power budget problem.

      I'd bet they are up to something else, this is a cover story.

  39. Obligatory "Starship Troopers" quote by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ace Levy: Sir, I don't understand. What goods' a knife in a nuke fight? All you have to do is press a button, sir.

    Career Sergeant Zim: Put your hand on that wall trooper. PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL!

    [Zim throws a knife and hits Ace's hand pinning it to the wall]

    Career Sergeant Zim: The enemy can not press a button... if you have disabled his hand. Medic!

    1. Re:Obligatory "Starship Troopers" quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Argh. You could at least have quoted from the BOOK rather than that abomination of a movie.

      "Sergeant? I guess this knife throwing is fun . . . but why do we have to learn it? What possible use is it?"

      "Well," answered Zim, "suppose all you have is a knife? Or maybe not even a knife? What do you do? Just say your prayers and die? Or wade in and make him buy it anyhow? Son, this is real -- it's not a checker game you can concede if you find yourself too far behind."

      "But that's just what I mean, sir. Suppose you aren't armed at all? Or just one of these toadstickers, say? And the man you're up against has all sorts of dangerous weapons? There's nothing you can do about it; he's got you licked on showdown."

      Zim said almost gently, "You've got it all wrong, son. There's no such thing as a `dangerous weapon.' "

      "Huh? Sir?"

      "There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men. We're trying to teach you to be dangerous -- to the enemy. Dangerous even without a knife. Deadly as long as you still have one hand or one foot and are still alive. If you don't know what I mean, go read `Horatius at the Bridge' or `The Death of the Bon Homme Richard'; they're both in the Camp library. But take the case you first mentioned; I'm you and all you have is a knife. That target behind me -- the one you've been missing, number three -- is a sentry, armed with everything but an H-bomb. You've got to get him . . . quietly, at once, and without letting him call for help." Zim turned slightly -- thunk! -- a knife he hadn't even had in his hand was quivering in the center of target number three. "You see? Best to carry two knives -- but get him you must, even barehanded."

    2. Re:Obligatory "Starship Troopers" quote by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I know, the book was great. But can't you admit that the movie was campy and funny? Come on...

      Also, I just cut and pasted from imdb.com and put in a little HTML to spice it up. Didn't even notice the misspellings.

  40. Re:Implicit racism and tyranny of low expectations by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He's not saying that it's impossible, only that it hasn't happened yet.

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  41. was rome was a constitutional democracy? by slew · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I doubt europeans really have it built into them to say "let's build constitutional democracy today". Although, I'll concede that, after rome and the european monarchies, there were a few experiments...

    Let's see I'm not sure if I know too much about the "british constitution", and then there was a little bit of imperialism, and France went through a few "republics", and a couple world wars, and a Marshall plan, and you know what, I guess europeans came up with a few constitutional democracies afer all of that...

    It takes some time, and the Middle East may or may-not get there, but I don't know if I'd go writing them off after such a short period of time. If the world wrote off europe in the aftermath of world war II, who know what would have happened...

    As for your quaint story about an ancient greek general/philosopher, isn't it the case that most of what we know about Mr. Xenophon, is what he wrote in his own "history" book. I'm positively sure he was elected using a constitutional democratic principle, like is often done with field promotions of officers in war situations to backfill for their fallen comrades. Wasn't it true that Mr. Xenophon banned from Athens after he made it back to greece? To me, reading the Anabasis seems like reading an account of the early crusades... or maybe apocalypse now? ;^)

    Yeah, I know the word democracy comes from greek, but I don't think the greeks even wrote their constitution until 1975...

    1. Re:was rome was a constitutional democracy? by godglike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since when was three thousand years a short time? 7000 if you include Egypt.

      I would also like to point out that Turkey, Israel, and Iran are all genuine democracies and arguably middle eastern.

  42. Re:Taking the initiative! by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We didn't elect Bush.

    Here is one article that sums it up, surprisingly on cable news from Keith Obermann http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6368819/#041119a

    America is only 49% idiots.

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  43. China is Barzini!! by McBainLives · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, attacks from China- perhaps you noticed that trial baloon they sent up a few months back when one of their generals threatened the US with a nuclear response to any US military support for Taiwan? Their "long term view" includes developing the ability to counter US technology (like all of our GPS-guided bombs) so that when they take any action in the pacific, we won't be able to intervene. Why are they building so many new submarines? Why are they developing an independent space program ("reinventing the wheel"), rather than cooperating with international efforts that are several decades more advanced. This is not the behavior of a peaceful state that hopes to gain some leverage over the US by holding up a few boatloads of cheap trinkets and consumer goods, or by waving a fistful of T-Bills at us. A whole lot of good that all did for the Japanese...

    The only better news than this "orbital communications jammer" would be a renewed effort by the US to develop anti-satellite weapons, like those fighter-launched missiles we tested in the 80's. Our military superiority depends on maintaining an technological edge, protecting our C3I, and grabbing the higher ground, whether that be earth orbit or the moon. If we ever need to face a determined power like China, to protect our own or our allies in the region, it could easily expand into a really messy fight. Our only hope to stop the opposition early, before the body count (on either side) gets high, would be to render them blind and deaf before they do the same to us.

    So let's hear it for Yankee ingenuity! Keep those jammers flying, and send up a few railguns and x-ray lasers to keep 'em company!

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    1. Re:China is Barzini!! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Their "long term view" includes developing the ability to counter US technology (like all of our GPS-guided bombs) so that when they take any action in the pacific, we won't be able to intervene.
      Considering the U.S. doctrine of preemptive use of nuclear weapons, I'd argue that countering that would be one of the top priorities of any nation with a sane government which also happens to be on the "potential foes" list.
      Why are they building so many new submarines?
      Last I checked, the U.S. fleet still dwarfs that of any other country. If you argue that size of the fleet (and the military in general) is any indication of the country's peacefulness, then U.S. would be the worst offender here.
      Why are they developing an independent space program ("reinventing the wheel"), rather than cooperating with international efforts that are several decades more advanced.
      Why wouldn't they, when their two biggest historical rivals, U.S. and Russia, have theirs?
      If we ever need to face a determined power like China, to protect our own or our allies in the region, it could easily expand into a really messy fight.
      Instead of theorising about a future war in which the last bastion of democracy is being invaded by swarms of evil Chinese, I suggest your country put more attention to diplomacy and other means of solving matters peacefully and avoiding armed conflicts. You might find that this has a much better ROI than simply pouring more and more money in your military (which is already using up more than armies of all other countries combined!).
      So let's hear it for Yankee ingenuity! Keep those jammers flying, and send up a few railguns and x-ray lasers to keep 'em company!
      Of course, as soon as you get the first one into orbit, Russians won't be far behind. And if Chinese won't have their own means of launching their stuff into space by then, they'll just buy it from Russians.

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    2. Re:China is Barzini!! by McBainLives · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I suggest your country put more attention to diplomacy and other means of solving matters peacefully and avoiding armed conflicts."

      You must be European. The 20th century stands as testimony to the inadequacy of diplomacy and "peaceful" means. Remember the Washington Naval Accords, Munich, the Korean ceasefire, "detente," and the former Yugoslavia?

      Grow up. Force works. Victory ends conflicts. It's an ugly truth. If you doubt me, ask the Czechs, South Vietnamese (if you can find any alive), and millions of forgotten others what good diplomacy did for them the day after the civilized, peaceful types signed their accords and turned away.

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  44. RTFA: There is no orbital communications jammer! by mbkennel · · Score: 5, Informative
    The U.S. military is bracing for future attacks in space, and the Air Force has deployed an electronic-warfare unit capable of jamming enemy satellites, the general in charge of space defenses says. ... Instead, offensive anti-satellite weapons currently are limited to "countercommunications" operations -- interrupting the signals sent from the ground to satellites that try to disrupt U.S. military or civilian spacecraft, Gen. Lord said. The 76th Space Control Squadron, based at Peterson Air Force Base, Colo., last year deployed the first offensive countercommunications system that uses mobile teams that can fire electronic jamming gear capable of knocking out enemy satellite communications.

    Didn't anybody read? There ain't no Death Star. Where did "satellite launch from the US" come into things? Oh yeah, it's Slashdot, foolish jumping to conclusions for nerds.

    This "unit" is a group of trained people, most likely on the ground or from the air, who shoot electronic jammy things at ground stations which link to enemy satellites, or enemy ground stations which themselves are jamming US satellites. The US wants to keep its satellites, and since it has more capable and more expensive satellites than competitors it would rather not get in a "you blow up mine, I blow up yours" competition since the endpoint negates US advantages. They want to "I blow up your jammers so my satellites work again."

  45. You're not too bright, are ya? by iq+in+binary · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I beg to differ about the definition of a weapon, here. Anything that you take to war, from your rifles and tanks to your canteens, first-aid kits, and radios, is a weapon.

    Okay, dude, you're an idiot. In a combat situation are you to be considered hostile and fired upon for having a canteen? What if you merely have a radio, I mean c'mon; who doesn't like their extremely liberal talk-radio show? A metal tanket of water or a u/vhf 2-way does not a soldier make. And for the record, it's highly frowned upon to fire on those wearing the red cross intentionally; after all they treat YOUR wounded too despite their allignment. NATO alligned countrymen will not shoot you on the battlefield if you have no weapon. Best bet your ass the shooting of men only having canteens, first-aid kits or radios will result in a tribunal and incarceration. Are you so naive to apply the totalitarian view to the definition of weapon? That's like saying the Leatherman I carry on my belt which I use every single day at work is something that would garner gunshot wounds on my part if in my hand in the presence of a police officer. Or the map that a contractor carries that could possibly find its way into the hands of a soldier, is a weapon. Hell binoculars are a weapon now, I can see it now "Drop the optical device or you will be shot!"

    Now stop and ask yourself, what would you do if someone shot at you? You'd shoot back. Threw a knife at you? Hope it misses and either pick it up and throw it back or shoot him. Came running at you flailing a canteen? Get whacked on the head once because of the moment of bewilderment maybe, or laugh, and then whoop his ass! Are you going to kill someone who smacks you with a radio? First Aid Kit? Bullet proof vest? Even more are you going to consider a VIP wearing a bullet proof vest yet not carrying a weapon, to be a threat? I'm thinking you're one of the last people I ever want walking around with a gun, you'd shoot me for having a walkman within 10 feet of you.

    Now, I will agree with you that this sattelite is a weapon. But not because of it's purpose or potential to be used for evil. Even guns are tools, but only in the hands of someone who has intent to kill is it a weapon. It's not function the begets purpose, it is will that begets purpose. The only reason I view this sattelite as a weapon is because it's in the hands of a military organization, severe bias is established because it happens to be the U.S. military. My hands are not weapons, they are precision tools; when curled into fists with the intent of contact is when they become weapons. If a canteen's intent is to be drank from, it's far from a weapon. When a canteen is swung at you it's merely something to laugh at, not kill over.

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    1. Re:You're not too bright, are ya? by motomike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What if you merely have a radio, I mean c'mon; who doesn't like their extremely liberal talk-radio show? A metal tanket of water or a u/vhf 2-way does not a soldier make.
      Um, just 'cause I like quibbling... If I'm a soldier on the field, and I see someone in the enemy's uniform carrying a radio? Damn skippy, he's the first person I'm gunning for. Because odds are that radio is controlling much larger guns than I'm carrying. Canteens and med kits, sure, those alone do not a reasonable target make.

  46. The Nation Myth by FhnuZoag · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Big bad nationalist China. Evil nazi Germany. Good old USA. Hitler lurking around Europe.

    You've gotta be joking.

    Nations aren't people. There's no such thing as national good or bad karma. Historians can judge, of course. The popular imagination is ever filled with prejudices, but looking back into history to characterise nations as persistent agents is sheer folly. We need to judge Governments based on the character of the individuals that make them up, and the people they lead. The US, let us not forget, is a state built on the genocide of natives, and the enslavement of Africans. Didn't stop them carrying the torch for democracy later on. China today has a foreign policy based on ruthless free-market cooperation, and internal policies that focus on stability over all else. It isn't terribly nice, certainly. But the fact they benefit from the status quo means that they are unlikely to change it by a silly little war, especially if it is likely to escalate into a global affair.

    The US administration and US people like you, meanwhile, continues to show it's misunderstanding of the world. You are still on about nations attacking the US. You are still on about nuclear deterrents! The US has failed to realise that there is no longer a nation on the world for whom military deterrence is effective, because nations are either so large that they can only benefit from good relations, or so small that they cannot concieveably mount a conventional, traceable attack.

    Oh, so you think the world owes 'America' a favour for WWII? Owes a favour to whom? Dubya certainly wasn't there on the beaches of Normandy. You probably weren't either. The machines that built the tanks that liberated France are rusted and gone. Is the America of today the same one which voted for FDR? Not really, is it? So isn't it slightly presumptious to say that living on the same patch of land, and sharing some genetics allows you to force down and ignore their disagreements?

    Let's take the arguments to the logical conclusion. Why did China join in the Korean war? Because they thought the US participation would directly threaten them. Should the US have been stronger, then that would have lead to a world war there and then, probably involving the Russians as well. The Cuban missile crisis. Should the US have been stronger? Don't be silly. If Kennedy had gone through with the Hawks' plan, there would have been a nuclear war.

    International politics is not a game to be played by idiots with inflated egos who think that acting tough is going to win the day.

  47. Re:Taking the initiative! by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You appear to only remember the bad things about America and the good things about everyone else. Typical socialist European viewpoint. Next time a Hitler storms the continent and you come screaming for help, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out of the White House.

    Are you speaking Russian today? Or German (unless you're a native German)? No? Then you have the "bigger threat" to world peace to thank for it. No, don't say thank you, you've said quite enough already.

    Wow, you are really playing the WWII/Cold War card. I try not to take responsibility for things that I did not do. If you feel so personally responsible for the results of WWII then should you not take personal responisbility for slavery and the other crappy things this country has done over the years?

  48. Re:That's pretty short sighted by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, yeah, your anonymity is really opening my mind. It really just shows you don't have the courage of your convictions even to be associated with them later in other discussions.

    The Qaeda has #1: won the "hearts and minds" of millions of people around the world, a fucked-up "David" standing up to the (fucked up) Goliath of the USA. #2: they've enabled the USA to alienate our allies in all our other endeavors, and driven some of our enemies (China and Iran) into each others' arms, even more deeply. They've discredited us, sparked a malaise that's made our economy moribund, blown the magic enabler of our American image of success, strength, diplomatic prowess, judicious restraint, confidence... Oh, then there's the thousands of dead Americans. Here in NYC (and in the DC and PA), and the thousands in Iraq. Where they judo'ed us by attacking a wasteful, cynical, lying president who invaded the unrelated Iraq they themselves couldn't beat or join. Now our military and foreign policies are exposed as selfserving bait/switch operations, before our allies, enemies, and the billions of people who once gave us benefit of the doubt.

    I remind you that the North Vietnamese were claimed to be losers throughout the war. In fact, we did usually win Vietnamese battles, though at unsupportable cost. And we lost that war. We've never recovered. And, as your Anonymous ignorant Coward post shows, many of us have never learned from our mistakes. You're certainly far from alone in counting your own victories as "democratic makeovers" in places like Afghanistan and Iraq before they've hatched.

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  49. Peace by force by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The whole "walk softly and carry a big stick" maxim only works if you're actually prepared to use the big stick. Otherwise, you're just making yourself a big, bluffing target.

    The neocon (see Project for New American Century) idea that you can create a global environment of peace by being many times more powerful than any other nation, and using that power to influence global affairs, can only work when you really are that much more powerful than everyone else. The problem is, the US is not; inflated egos aside, let's look at this realistically: the USA is struggling to hold down a relatively small resistance in a tiny and weak and already-battered country like Iraq, do you honestly think the US would have a snowball's chance in hell of asserting a position of dominance/control if it had to go to war with, say, China? Of course China's military is much smaller than the US's, but that's besides the point, compare it to the strength of the insurgency in Iraq - it's a thousand Iraqs, and with even more nationalist sentiment that will perpetuate a never-ending (and ever-increasing) resistance to the US if this ever happened. You only really have two options then: Either you figure out a way to win a few billion "hearts and minds" in the near future to get Chinese nationalism out of their culture, or you just nuke every other country on the planet out of existence (and maybe that's just OK with you, I've certainly seen Americans advocate that on slashdot numerous times, but with attitudes like that don't scratch your head wondering why the world thinks the US is the biggest threat to world peace currently!) The US is not Rome, and can't pull of what Rome did.

    None of the paths you advocate make any sense. The key to a peaceful, prosperous future on Earth lies in looking at what the US did when they literally "united the states" --- get everyone working on the 'same side'. Seems the US has forgotten this though, but that is how the US became so prosperous in the first place.

    1. Re:Peace by force by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is, the US is not; inflated egos aside, let's look at this realistically: the USA is struggling to hold down a relatively small resistance in a tiny and weak and already-battered country like Iraq, do you honestly think the US would have a snowball's chance in hell of asserting a position of dominance/control if it had to go to war with, say, China?

      Your lack of understanding of the situation in Iraq is stunning to say the least. I have a much better perspective on this than you might imagine because unlike you, I've actually served a tour in Iraq and returned.

      We are not "struggling" to hold down a small resistance in Iraq, you fool. If the U.S. wanted to, we could completely obliterate the entire country, sterilizing it to the point that no human being could inhabit it again for 1,000 years. If we wanted to end the resistance tomorrow, we could bomb every house to rubble, kill every camel, torch every tree, and machine gun anything that moves. We have a military might that is unequaled anywhere on this planet at this time, and no single nation could oppose us should we choose to exercise our military might to the utmost.

      But what has the U.S. done with this power? Have we engaged in wars of conquest across the globe? No, we have not. The United States hasn't conquered, occupied, and retained possession of a single piece of territory since the Spanish-American war! We left Europe after WWI, only to return to liberate it again during WWII. Then, having sacrificed the better portion of an entire generation of American young men, we left again without making any territorial claims. We left Germany after helping to rebuild. We left Japan after rebuilding. We left Korea. We left Vietnam. We left Kuwait. We left Somalia and Kosovo. We're going to leave Afghanistan and Iraq, too, when the job is done.

      Do you see a pattern here? Probably not because you don't want to, but I'm going to rub your nose in it anyway. To put it succinctly, no nation has every had so much force at its disposal yet used it so sparingly. We could've dominated the world in a way that would've made Hitler and Stalin look like angels, but instead we simply helped where needed then went back home.

      The insurgency in Iraq is a direct result of American forces restraining themselves. I and Marines like me put our lives on the line daily during patrols, trying to keep the streets safe, trying to allow the people to see what it's like to be citizens under a democracy instead of subjects under a dictator. I've had friends wounded because we didn't shoot first when we had the chance, so don't you dare even hint that we are "struggling" here. We are not. We are willingly making our jobs more dangerous because our own morals do not allow us to be ruthless. The terrorists are ruthless and amoral, however, but that is the difference between a terrorist and a U.S. Marine. Personally I'd rather have taken a bullet myself than to have accidentally wounded a civilian.

      So, please, take your lopsided reasoning elsewhere. You're speaking to someone who knows better that you. If you doubt me, get on a damned plane to Iraq. When you've set foot in the country you claim to know so much about, then you might be entitled to an opinion on things. Until then, you're just piling ignorance on top of ignorance.

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    2. Re:Peace by force by lasindi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your view is quite under-represented here, and the people modding you as "Funny" to mock you indicate this. These moderators simply can't accept that someone who disagrees with them could possibly be insightful. While I agree with the gist of your post, that the US isn't the warmongering, imperial power that many on Slashdot portray it as, I'm going to disagree with a few of your points.

      what has the U.S. done with this power? Have we engaged in wars of conquest across the globe? No, we have not. The United States hasn't conquered, occupied, and retained possession of a single piece of territory since the Spanish-American war! We left Europe after WWI, only to return to liberate it again during WWII. Then, having sacrificed the better portion of an entire generation of American young men, we left again without making any territorial claims. We left Germany after helping to rebuild. We left Japan after rebuilding. We left Korea. We left Vietnam. We left Kuwait. We left Somalia and Kosovo. We're going to leave Afghanistan and Iraq, too, when the job is done.

      First, Americans are not 100% philanthropic with the military. Nearly every use of American force has been motivated primarily by US national interests. That's not to say that these uses were bad or that there weren't also humanitarian motivations. Let's take WWII for an example. Had the US not joined the Allies, the war may well have been lost and we'd all be living under Nazi rule today. However, the US did not join the fight because it believed it would benefit the world. Americans only began fighting after the Japanese brought them into it with Pearl Harbor. Was American involvement a good thing? Yes, very much so. Did the Americans join to save the world? No, they joined to save themselves (and in the process everyone else).

      Second, though this is minor nitpicking, we haven't left Germany, Korea, Kuwait or the Balkans. In fact, we only left the countries in which we effectively lost the fight (Vietnam and Somalia). This doesn't conflict with your general argument, that we didn't stay in these places and form an empire out of them; I'm just saying we haven't left. There are valid reasons for the US to have troops in these places that have nothing to do with imperialism.

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    3. Re:Peace by force by lasindi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      let's look at this realistically: the USA is struggling to hold down a relatively small resistance in a tiny and weak and already-battered country like Iraq, do you honestly think the US would have a snowball's chance in hell of asserting a position of dominance/control if it had to go to war with, say, China? Of course China's military is much smaller than the US's, but that's besides the point, compare it to the strength of the insurgency in Iraq - it's a thousand Iraqs, and with even more nationalist sentiment that will perpetuate a never-ending (and ever-increasing) resistance to the US if this ever happened.

      The problem with the Iraqi insurgency isn't the number of insurgents. It's that the conflict isn't a conventional war. The insurgency could never defeat coalition forces militarily. They can however defeat them politically by wearing down public support for the war. If the US invaded China like it did Iraq, the conventional war would be much more costly (mostly because they have nuclear weapons), but once the dust settled, what would make a Chinese insurgency (if one even arose) more difficult would be that there are so many more *civilians* for them to hide amongst; the size of the Chinese army wouldn't matter in the occupation.

      None of the paths you advocate make any sense. The key to a peaceful, prosperous future on Earth lies in looking at what the US did when they literally "united the states" --- get everyone working on the 'same side'. Seems the US has forgotten this though, but that is how the US became so prosperous in the first place.

      Actually, the way the US became prosperous was by throwing off the shackles of monarchy by military means and subsequently setting up a democratic government. The United States weren't too "united" during the conflict either. Only one third of the American public supported the revolution. Looking with hindsight now, we realize that choosing democracy was the right decision, even though it bore both a human and economic cost.

      Anyway, I think we actually do agree to a certain extent. The US must and should talk with the rest of the world; but it does. The US did go to the UN and everyone recognizes that Saddam was in violation of numerous UN resolutions. The question was whether or not the world was going to actually enforce the resolutions, and the US finally decided it would. I'm all for the world getting together decide the rules through diplomacy, but that also means deciding to enforce them. Americans are by no means angels, and they went to war primarily because they believed it was in their interest. But my point is that the UN makes itself irrelevant if it refuses to enforce its own rules, even though those rules were made through international consensus. (Note: I know that some will argue the sanctions placed on Iraq were the enforcement mechanism, but we all know that it was the Iraqi people, not Saddam, who primarily suffered under them. Hundreds of thousands of Iraqis died as a result of the sanctions; I don't think such a costly and still ineffective punishment is worth it.)

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    4. Re:Peace by force by macsimcon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's not forget that Korea, Vietnam, the Gulf War, Somalia, and Kosovo were all optional wars for the United States; Milosovich and Hussein were not potential Hitlers, and lacked our military power. Why was it necessary for us to get involved?

      I don't think you can honestly argue that the USA uses its power sparingly. Moreover, are you really serious that the USA should get praise for not taking over the world? So what if we have the military might to force any country to do our bidding..that doesn't mean we should.

      I am truly sorry that you have to risk your life in Iraq, because the situation there will invariably disintegrate into civil war. You, and hundreds of other American servicemen are being sent to the slaughter by your Commander In Chief, and in the end, we will have nothing to show for it but dead Iraqis and Americans.

      Did it ever occur to you that as an invading force, we in the USA just might be on the wrong end of this? Who told us to be the world's policeman? What ethical right do we have to invade sovereign nations, no matter how good our intentions? Only the United States could be so arrogant.

      And if we do want to use our might as the only Ultrapower left on Earth, then let's use it to stop Hitlers, not these petty little tyrants who want to spill the blood of their own citizens. If the citizens want to rebel, they can do it themselves.

      The United States can afford neither the lives nor the money for discretionary wars. Real wars are not optional, and threaten the planet: WWI and WWII.

      In the end, you cannot "give" democracy to a people any more than you can force it upon them. They have to want it, and be willing to fight for it. Iraq may never be ready for a USA-style republic.

    5. Re:Peace by force by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm amazed by your complete failure to comprehend that there is quite a difference between fighting an actual standing military and fighting a bunch of whack jobs with AKs and IEDs that run around the country blowing shit up. What did it take us? 1, maybe 2 weeks to basically decimate the Iraqi army and air force? I mean, they weren't exactly a top shelf military, but their technology wasn't horrible (light years ahead of the Taliban) and they did have some battle hardend troops still from the Iran-Iraq war.

      The US is not Rome, and can't pull of what Rome did.

      Yes, we're not Rome. We're what Rome would have been had they been several thousand times more powerful. For some reason that still escapes me, despite many efforts to figure it out, people continue fail to understand that, whether or not you like it, the United States is, in fact, the single most powerful entity in the history of the known Universe. The fact that we are allowing the insurgency in Iraq to go on is proof of that. I think most other nations would just as soon blast the country and be done with it, but we don't even need to. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not a die hard Patriot (that's always a bad mentality to have, no matter your country), and I think there's a lot of shit going on in the US right now that is seriously fucked up and threatens our long term future viability, but I also call it as I see it. And what I'm calling is horse shit whenever anyone goes on a tangent about how the Iraqi insurgency is proof our military is weak or that China would smoke our asses. Iraq is nothing. Iraq is Vietnam (somewhere else that we should have just glassed...) with the strong military backing of Russia and a then newly communist China and good (for the defenders) terrain replaced with rabble from Syria and Saudi heading in with their family AKs and a little bit of cash and dense jungle replaced by buildings and sand. As for China, let them do what they're doing for another 20-30 years, and then maybe they'll be a real threat.

      Though, that's why we're even talking about this in the first place, the initial story of the US gaining the ability to jam comm. systems from space. In regards to fighting a more modernized foe, this is a necessary step to take. China (who, outside of European nations, would probably be our best match at this point in time) wouldn't be a push over, but I'd imagine head to head, our ground forces would likely take theirs, and we still have naval (I think the carrier matchup is the US with ~20, China with 1 under construction) and (even more so) air superiority over them, and now that we are pushing into space, I don't think we'd have much of a problem at all. But, then again, they're also a nuke nation, so that could make for some interesting times...

      Though, like I said, 20-30 years. We're taking bigger military steps into space right now, but China is catching its space program and military up rather quickly (proof that democracy holds countries back, as they are flying up in the world right now under a dictatorship) and might just pass us by then. And the best part? China is a Dragon of our own creation. Just keep the stat in mind that if Wal-Mart was a nation, they would be China's 6th largest trading partner, and I'll let you guess where the US as a whole sits in the remaining top 5. They've built their country as they've seen fit, and have done a very good job of it so far. We've just been giving them the money to do it.

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    6. Re:Peace by force by MullerMn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The levels of self delusion in your post (especially the bits about Rome) are actually breath taking. Do they actually brainwash you in American schools these days?

      Anyway.. the particular part of your diatribe that I was going to criticise was this:
      "I think most other nations would just as soon blast the country and be done with it".

      Considering that there was barely any international support for the invasion anyway (if you exclude politicians who have their collective tongues wedged in Bush's anus - yes, I'm aware than includes my own 'leader'), we never would have been IN Iraq without the US. Subsequently, there would not be any insurgents.

      But anyway, this will never get through your bubble of self-delusion, so don't let me interrupt your flag waving. I await downward moderation for daring to criticise the infallible US.

  50. We have always been at war with..... by trurl7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .....Eurasia. Boys (and the hypothetical girls) - don't get sucked into the "Yes man" mentality that Washington is advocating.
    The Pentagon is promoting a unilateral space arms race - perhaps they believe no other country would do something like this. Please consider the hypothetical - "China launches a space jamming satellite to disable communications for ... blah blah blah". What would happen?

    The US would have a fit! They'd be adding the Chinese wheel to the already overburdened Axle of Evil. Articles in the New York Times: "Chinese - they are among us". Senate committe on un-American activities: "Are you now, or have you ever been, Chinese?" No more Chinese resaurants - now they'd be ... well, they can't use Freedom, since that means French, so how about ... Patriotism. The All You Can Eat Patriatism Buffet! The Lucky Star Patriot Restaurant. Chop sticks would now be Democracy sticks. The Department of Homeland Insecurity would have to go into the infra-red range to denote the danger levels. And some dumb hick from Bumfuck Alabama would get up in the Senate and say "We need to go git them Chinks fer good!", to be rewarded by a standing ovation from a bunch of political moral degenerates.

    But instead, it's us that's launching something like that - just your friendly neighborhood bringers of peace and democracy. So there's nothing to worry about. Right?

    Guys, in the 50's America went apeshit because they thought Sputnik was carrying nucular (hehe) missiles to kill Americans. Now, America is launching a weapon (it is something that is intended for offensive action against foreign states) and justifying it with "Well, we need it". I am beginning to think that getting away with things is simply a matter of chosing actions so blatantly hypocritical that no normal person could find the words to express the enormity of the arrogance such an action belies. And a normal person wouldn't use profanity either. So, dear politicos, since irony and subtlety are lost on you: "Fuck you. You *don't* need that weapon. Go shoot some crack and die of an overdose, you stupid Washington crotch-sniffers".

    Seriously, though - perhaps the scariest thing about Orwell's 1984 is that he is describing a model whereby society can never break free of tyranny - effectively the endgame of humanity. And this is done with 1) altering the past, to prevent people from learning and 2) perpetual war to promote fear. Something like this satellite furthers the latter. Lack of good education and promotion of media control encourages the former. I am not suggesting that tomorrow we'll have Comrade Big Brother. But it's a safe bet that some media firm is doing preliminary sketch designs of a man with a mustache.

  51. Re:Taking the initiative! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2
    Oh, and there's that little spat with Taiwan...you know, the island China is threatening to invade if they proclaim independence?
    Separatism is an interesting question, but it's certainly not the Americans, who fought a bloody civil war over the right of the states to succeed, in which the secessionist party lost, who are in a position to raise it.
    And while we're on the subject, last I checked there were innumerable "work camps" for political dissidents scattered all throughout China where you just "disappear" to if you don't say the right things and think the right thoughts. And let's not forget the massacre of pro-democracy demonstrators in Tiananmen Square.
    Irrelevant. We're talking about "world peace", that is, relations between the nations, not how things work within a nation. They may very well have a bloody dictatorship there, but as long as they have peaceful foreign policy, I won't be worried.
    If the Chinese say they'll invade if somebody doesn't do it the way China wants it done, China will invade. The U.S., on the other hand, has spent the last twenty years showing the world that we do not mean business
    Even taking the last 15 years, two Gulf wars and Kosovo war immediately come to mind - that's regarding "we do not mean business". As for Chinese, you're just speculating - or care to provide some examples otherwise?
    Ronald Reagan said it best: "of all the wars in my lifetime, none of them came about because America was too strong."
    Oh, the problem is not about the U.S. being strong. Not everyone who is stong is also a bully. But the U.S. is, and that is where the problem lies. It's precisely when you (or rather, your leadership) start speaking about how you'd "nuke their country into a glowing, glassy parking lot", that those countries spoken of begin to pour more money into their own military programs, nuclear, space, or otherwise. The only thing you achieve by finding a bigger stick to walk with is making everyone else get bigger sticks for themselves.
  52. Re:Taking the initiative! by i_am_not_a_bomba · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ack,

    Typical mindless American flag waving drek.

    NOBODY HAS STARTED A WAR WITH YOU IN OVER 50 YEARS.

    Vietnam did not declare war on you, Cambodia, Iran, Iraq, Cuba, Brazil, they didn't ask you to get involved in their affairs, yet YOU DID ANYWAY and as usual royally screwed their countries in the process. Because when America gets involved it does so only when it benefits America. That's OK, if you've been asked, but don't come to us screaming how altruistic you are when your unwanted meddling causes vast amounts of suffering.

    Posts like the parent typically get modded up on this site, the yanks don't like anybody else criticising their countries actions. It's perfectly A-OK for them to sit around discussing which countries elected leader they should murder next, which country, that has *never* done a single THING to them, they should invade next. But the moment someone in the world dares to raise a single criticism of the USs past actions, oh the world is just-so-mean, how dare we forget the good deed that America performed over sixty years ago, by a generation that is nearly dead. Forgetting that If everyone had of just layed down arms America would have been SCREWED. Lets just forgot the millions of dead russians, tens of thousands of Poms, Aussies and every other nationality that shed their blood (you know the WORLD part in WORLD WAR), the americans did it all! That absolves the current and future generations of every atrocity (yes turning reasonably stable countries into savage thirdworld dictatorships IS an atrocity) that they ever commit from then on.

    You want to extend the 'GPs arbitrary limit' Lets extend it, 100 years ago in the Phillipines, what you fuckers did there is as bad as anything any other shitty country has country has done, so don't play the oh we the poor martyrs of the world just try to do good and nobody loves us. AMERICA PEACEFUL? SITUATION YOUR NOW IN, THE SITUATION THAT YOU CREATED WHEN YOU INVADED ANOTHER COUNTRY?? fuck me i just can't even go on, its FUCKING CRAZY reading shit like this, do you actually believe it or do you just suspend reality to be mindlessly nationalistic.

    You, America, have *well and truly* cashed in the reputation that your involvement in WWII gained for your country.

    One last thing, we all know it's a good thing that Americans have finally started to acknowledge that there is one other land mass in the universe besides America, but it's time to graduate first grade and move to second grade where you will be taught that there is *many* land masses and that not everyone is European or North American. In fact you are in the minority, so before you call someone a "European socialist" (apparently an insult?) make sure that they are actually from Europe yeah?

    (See other people can be smug and sarcastic too, nice isn't it?)

  53. The state of War by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Human beings have taken war to every other realm we've ever explored[...]"

    Well, ermm...maybe it's time we changed with this attitude?

    This reasoning is pretty self-fulfilling, after all: why should one resist war, if it's deemed to be 'normal' and a great way of doing 'meta-science'? The acceptance of the unavoidability of war, makes war more likely.

    Ultimately, the world is what you make it, nothing more, nothing less. And sure, agression is part of human nature, but that doesn't mean we should not limit it's effects, nor that we have to accept all it's expressions (we don't do that in our society neither, after all).

    Is this naive and doomed? I wonder. Part of me seems to agree with you: it's so well entrenched in us humans, it will be difficult to actually abolish it completely. Another part thinks that maybe it's not all that bleak after all. Our societies, at least in the West, have increasingly become 'soft' in this respect. Where people used to be not much bothered by killing anymals for pleasure, now we do. Let alone we would still condone mass-murder on civilians (ok, the usa still does it in some sense, but it's rather 'collateral damage'; they don't go out of their way to actually shoot civilians.) In the middle ages, they had no problems killing out whole villages, including all children, and being proud of that. These days, at least in western societies, that would be deemed unacceptable.

    And, look at Europe. for gods' sake, this has been the battleground for the most vicious battles and wars during ages and ages. every goddamn king and country has fought numerous times with eachother, and there wasn't a year without some war being waged somewhere in europe - sometimes lasting decennia. And we've got two worldwars too. But...things seem to have changed; we don't subscribe to the idea that war is inevitable, anymore. We actually unify peacefully, instead of emperialistically. No wars are fought (well, within the EU, at least), and political and economical ties make it increasingly unlikely there ever will be another major war in Europe. (Well, you never know what the future might bring, but it DOES become increasingly unlikely if one extrapolates the currenjt trend). In short, diplomacy replaced warmongering. And if that succeeds here, in such a formerly war-prone continent, then it can succeed everywhere.

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    1. Re:The state of War by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 2

      "How does this crap get modded insightful."

      Probably because there still are moderators with some good common sense to realise when they see something insightful or not. ;-)

      "They've been able to adjust their thinking because, quite frankly, they've had others to fight their wars for them if necessary."

      Give me one example where two EU countries went to war (or let others wage war to another EU country) in the last 25 years. Note that I didn't say they don't support any wars anywhere in the world. But you can't run before you can walk, and at least they are not warmongering among themselves anymore, like they did for the past 2000 years. If this is not an accomplishement that isn't worthwhile, then nothing is.

      "War is instinctual."

      Not in the biological sense of 'instinct'. At most one could make a case for the 'fight or run' reflex being instinctive. But regardless: human beings are not merely automatons reacting to instincts, so, even if what you say were true, it doesn't mean we 'instinctively' have or will go to war.

      "But the nature of man's social interaction makes war an unfortunate reality, that all the pie-in-the-sky-thinking can't refute."

      That's one sided. 'Control' lies in the human nature, sure, but so does 'cooperation'. The nature of man's social interaction is not, or at least not only, defined by 'instinctive' forms of aggression, and thus, we have a choice between more then one attitude that we use in social interactions.

      For sure, I don't see wars going away soon, but neither do I see it as 'inevitable' for all times and purposes. Yes, there might be huge changes and upheaval in the future, and if societies crumbled and it were back to basic surviving of clans or tribes, no doubt wars and battles would be fought again. But the EU also shows we can climb out of it, if we really put our minds to it.

      One can call that 'peacenik-talk', but one can not deny we have continiously progressed towards a less violent society. For thousands of years, slavery was deemed acceptable and even common; now it is not. For centuries, nobody lay awake about childlabour; or to trial children (including executing) as adults; now we do. There are so many issues in regard to cruelty and violence, that we, in modern society, do not condone anymore, which was broadly accepted in most parts of the world in the past millenia.

      So, is this only a thin sugar-coated layer on our 'instinctive' agressive impulses, as you seem to think? Or is it a more profound change in attitude? Only time will tell, but, as yet, things seem to improve steadily, in this respect. (But, ofcourse, it's far from finished, seen all the violence and warmongering in the world.) As I said, maybe we'll never completely get rid of our basic agressive tendencies - I'm not even sure it would be a good thing. But I *am* hopeful the more destructive expressions of it (like wars) will diminish in time, and things will continue to get better in this respect.

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    2. Re:The state of War by ifwm · · Score: 2

      "You must yearn for the day when women were being executed in soccer stadiums in Afghanistan, don't you?"

      So, witless one liners is how you respond to a reasoned post about war. You're a real winner ther, aren't you.

      I'm pretty sure I said war sucks. I'm pretty sure I meant it.

      So apart from a pathetic attempt to slam someone you disagree with, what was the point of your post?

      All you did was demonstrate what I was talking about. Given the opportunity and circumstances, people will choose to become confrontational.

      Thank you for proving my point.

  54. Yes, I see a pattern of bullying and aggression by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "We left Korea. We left Vietnam. We left Kuwait. We left Somalia and Kosovo. We're going to leave Afghanistan and Iraq, too, when the job is done. Do you see a pattern here?"

    Yes, I see the pattern that you got there in the first place. Since WW2, no other nation, heck, not even any whole continent, has started as many wars.

    Even the USSR was a lot tamer by comparison. Yes, they tried to beat up Afghanistan and set up their own puppet government there, and had a brief tour through Hungary to the same end. The USA did that to two countries during the current president alone.

    Defining it as being the good guys just because you just got there, shot a bunch of people, secured a puppet government and some fat concessions to USA-based corporations, and left, is like saying that the school bully is really the good guy there because he just beat people up and took their lunch money. Didn't take them into slavery or anything, right?

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  55. Re:Taking the initiative! by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, the difference is that the turning points of WW2 actually hinged on american deployments (and, in Europe, British intelligence and Germany's lack of effective intelligence) whereas slavery was an institution picked up from association with european governments that used the practice, in turn picked up from the african natives that needed something to do with their captives. If we're going to take credit for something bad, it needs to be something bad that we were mostly responsible for. Like keeping certain dictators in power that should have just been allowed to die, for instance.

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  56. Re:I'm more worried about verbalizing space! by killjoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A long time ago (seems like another lifetime) I was in the military. I was fond of muttering the phrase "people in charge of me who should not be in charge of their own lives" anytime some dork officer came out with a brilliant plan which for some crazy reason involved all the enlisted personell running around cleaning and painting all the buildings.

    When my enlistment ended that was the happiest day of my life.

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