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CND Government Demands Widespread Tap Access

north_of_49 wrote to mention a Globe and Mail article stating that the Canadian government is seeking the ability to conduct surveillance on the communications of its citizenry. From the article: "The major boost in interception capacity is in proposals the government has put forward in confidential negotiations with the telecom industry as it prepares new legislation on high-tech wiretapping scheduled to be introduced next month. Government officials insist their proposals will bring Canada's laws on wiretaps -- drafted when people still attached alligator clips to telephone lines to listen in -- up to speed with new technologies. But privacy advocates fear an erosion of safeguards, and telecom companies worry the government wants them to build in a costly interception system."

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  1. Shortform of Canada by HeyBob! · · Score: 5, Informative

    is CDN - Thanks!

    1. Re:Shortform of Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      No soup for you!

    2. Re:Shortform of Canada by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what do the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND) say about it?

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    3. Re:Shortform of Canada by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 1

      American "CND" == Canadian "CDN"... American "MM/DD/YY" == Canadian "DD/MM/YY"... Seems like par for the course!

      Eric
      See your HTTP headers here
    4. Re:Shortform of Canada by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Which is why all the apps I write have the date as yyyy.mm.dd

      No ambiguity.

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    5. Re:Shortform of Canada by SupaKoopa · · Score: 1

      why the hell is the shortform of canada CDN--there are no N's after the D in canada!

    6. Re:Shortform of Canada by yawn9 · · Score: 0

      CDN would be short for 'Canadian', which in the subject would be gramatically correct.

    7. Re:Shortform of Canada by stpats · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because CDN is the short form of "Canadian", not "Canada". The articile title reads "Canadian Government", not "Canada Government"

    8. Re:Shortform of Canada by Bewbewbew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, it ends up being confusing to everyone :P

    9. Re:Shortform of Canada by passion · · Score: 1

      Ever hear how they named the country? They got two guys together in a room, and one pulled letters from a hat, the other wrote the letters down.

      C - eh?
      N - eh?
      D - eh?

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    10. Re:Shortform of Canada by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      I'm Canadian, when I saw "CND" I thought to myself "Who the hell is that?"

      Not CDN or CAN or CA, but... CND? Who the hell thought that one up?

    11. Re:Shortform of Canada by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      The short form for Canada is CAN or CA. The short form for Canadian is CDN.

    12. Re:Shortform of Canada by SupaKoopa · · Score: 1

      oh.... well i guess its my fault for not thinking about that, being a stupid pigheaded american=(

  2. Eh? by Druox · · Score: 0

    Nothing better than maple leaves and big brother, eh?

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    1. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but these days it looks like a fig leaf may be more appropriate for the Canadian government...

  3. CND? by hylandar · · Score: 3, Funny

    CAN or CDN are accepted shortforms for Canada. I know anyone could miss Canada. All tucked away down there

    1. Re:CND? by esobofh · · Score: 1

      CAD is the only acceptable short form I've seen... but that may just be financially.

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    2. Re:CND? by static0verdrive · · Score: 1

      Yeah - financial - the D is for "dollar"

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    3. Re:CND? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrond. Only CDN is acceptable - look at the country stickers on the backs of vehicles, an internationally designated standard. Mine says CDN.

    4. Re:CND? by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 1, Funny
      No, the real spelling is Cnd. Ask any Canadian how to spell it, and they'll tell you: "C, eh, N, eh, D, eh"

      It's just that English speakers often mistake the accent for the letter "A."

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    5. Re:CND? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wrond. Only CDN is acceptable."

      Yes, Sir! My Roots hat and the stickers on the back of both of my cars say "CDN". And, I'm not just using Roots and a couple of stickers as a reference. In all the time that I've lived in Canada, I have never once seen any Canadian spell it "CND".

    6. Re:CND? by grogglefroth · · Score: 1

      CND is indeed the abbreviation.

      That's pronounced C, eh, N, eh, D, eh.

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  4. Hurrah, Socaialism! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Three cheers for big government and reduced citizens' rights! Hip-hip HUZZAH...

    1. Re:Hurrah, Socaialism! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, at least it's better than the fascist police state emerging the U.S.b

    2. Re:Hurrah, Socaialism! by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Funny
      Three cheers for big government and reduced citizens' rights! Hip-hip HUZZAH...


      Thank god I live in the US, where our government would never interfere with our privacy (or other) rights.
    3. Re:Hurrah, Socaialism! by Jonny_eh · · Score: 1

      Keep voting Liberals! They're not scary!

    4. Re:Hurrah, Socaialism! by sabernet · · Score: 1

      I know that was meant to be sarcastic, but in this case I don't think there is anything to worry about.

      Wiretapping will still require due cause. There are no Patriot-Act-like provisions being proposed. And besides, we have the Privacy Commisioner who is great at raising a stink should something unreasonable be proposed. And the last thing the Liberals want now is yet another stink.

  5. Should be a fun charter challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    I'm pretty sure somehthing like this would violate the Charter of Rights.

    Fortunately laws like this are only good for 5 years until a new government has to pass another exception to the charter (charter exceptions are only good for 5 years, no more, and must be passed repeatedly by all new successive governments for the law to stay on the books).

    Specifically, this violates section 8 of the charter:


    8. Everyone has the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure.
    1. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've got something similar to that too in America. It's still waiting on the courts to decide if walking into a subway is a reasonable cause for police to search you.

    2. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by fandog · · Score: 1

      I don't really see the problem with this; we've been searched when we get on airplanes for years and years and no one seems too unhappy about it... It's just another means of mass transportation, so who cares?

    3. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by temojen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I see no mention of electronic communications in the charter. Is there any precedent that a tap constitutes a search?

    4. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by Xarius · · Score: 1

      8. Everyone has the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure.

      I don't see how a wiretap could be covered by that? Sure, if you want to dice semantics you can say that they are "searching" your conversation?

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    5. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Down here in the Land of the Free (Beer), all we have is a Supreme Court that pushes back the definition of "unreasonable."

    6. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by tomjen · · Score: 1

      I am against it. If there was two different air transportation companies, one with no security, and one with the security of the US, i would go on the no security on anyday i wanted to fly. I hate the pointless security controls.

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    7. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by sedyn · · Score: 3, Informative

      FTA: "Ms. McLellan noted that law-enforcement officials will still have to obtain a warrant from a judge to intercept e-mail or Internet transmissions, as they always have with telephone wiretaps."

      Therefore, people are not being searched unreasonably, meaning this won't be challenged. Having the capacity to do something and actually doing it are two different things.

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    8. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > 8. Everyone has the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure.

      Every Constitution has language like this. The key weasel word is "unreasonable", where reasonableness is a standard defined by the courts.

      A century or so ago, that sort of loophole made sense - sooner or later, your society is going to have to deal with an axe-murderer, which means it's going to need a mechanism by which the axe-murderer's dwelling can be searched, so as to seize his stash of bloody axe heads.

      Today, however, "unreasonable" merely means that if you've got more money to spend on lawyers than the other side, you can have your search deemed "unreasonable" and the charges will be dropped.

      Reasonable conduct is the duty of every citizen. And "Never piss off anyone to the extent that it would cost them less to have you charged (or just disappeared) than it would cost them to ignore you" are pretty good words to live by, even when you're not living in a security state.

    9. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I'm pretty sure somehthing like this would violate the Charter of Rights.

      Notwithstanding [universal human rights and all other laws of the country]...

      We were better protected before the compromised charter was written.

    10. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      I can't decide whether or not you're joking.

    11. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by andy_shepard · · Score: 1, Troll

      What the fuck is the point of having a Charter of Rights if the bastards can pass exceptions to it?

    12. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by RWerp · · Score: 1

      Yeah, being blown up in the air is so much fun. I wouldn't dare to miss it, too.

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    13. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by tomjen · · Score: 1

      No, because the security provided will only stop so many terroist - there is always a way to get around it, but even so the odds that i am getting killed with my limited airtravel is so miniscule it is not worth talking about.

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    14. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by RWerp · · Score: 1

      If we use probability calculus, it is good to use it properly. Even if there is a 1/1000000 probability of you ever needing to travel by air, if you KNOW that you are going to travel by air, what counts is not this minuscule probability, but the RELATIVE probability of being blown up once it is certain you're going to fly. And the relative probability of being blown up on the security-less airline is much higher than the relative probability of being blown up on the airline which does security check-ups, no matter how rarely do you fly.

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    15. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I am totally unhappy about the searches before boarding an aircraft. Am I no one?

      "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is a recipe for a police state, not a civil society.

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    16. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current US security practices would not stop another Sep 11. As for bombs, most sniffer systems rely on the assumption that the carrier had recent contact with the materials. If it makes you feel more comfortable to pay extra, wait in line for hours and lose whatever belongings you neglected to put in your checked bag, power to you. As for myself, I'd be on the other plane with the PP.

      Statistically, I stand a much higher chance of being killed by a bad driver than a terrorist yet I still leave the house...

    17. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I understand it, section 8 is held to protect people not property. This means that a search is loosely defined to be an intrusion on privacy rather than a trespass on property. The big debate is whether the unencrypted content of an email (for example) is private as portions may be reasonably viewed by several parties for various reasons while in transit. Note (IANAL) that this debate probably does not apply to even weakly encrypted email as there is a clear delineation between the publically viewable envelope and the private content (like snail mail who's protections are well defined).

    18. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you think the charter means anything except "what we in power say it means"? tsk tsk... Our charter is a living document. That means it evolves to say what it should say. We don't have to update it because it naturally evolves through supreme court decisions to be better.

    19. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by fandog · · Score: 1

      If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is a recipe for a police state, not a civil society.

      That wasn't my point at all. My point was that on public mass transportation there is an assumption that one has a reasonable chance of getting to the destination in one piece. Security measures provide some deterrent, so there are easier targets elsewhere. I'm not saying you'll keep anyone from doing anything they really want to do, just that most of the time people will choose the route with a higher chance of success...

      Clearly, if someone wants to bomb a/an X (where X = Subway, Airplane, other mass transit of your choice), their chance of success is far improved when targeting a totally unsecured target vs. one with some chance of getting caught. Sorta the same principle as locking the door on your house... no one would leave their front door unlocked and hanging wide open and go to work for 9 hrs... (and expect anything to still remain when they get back). That's not a huge deterrent; anyone who really wants to get in, can, but it lowers your chances of being robbed dramatically.

    20. Re:Should be a fun charter challenge by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So why aren't you in favor of searching people who walk into shopping malls? Or restaurants?

      Bottom line is, airline security is more about the illusion of security than actual security, and I think that's a poor trade for being treated like a criminal when I want to board an aircraft.

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  6. the real agenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A comment made by someone at the bottom of the article:

    The real purpose is to give the Recording Industry access to people who trade music files.

    Correct.

  7. Privacy, Schmivacy by JoshDM · · Score: 3, Informative

    Look, the ability is currently NOT THERE. This is a request to put the ability to listen properly into place. That doesn't mean that every conversation is going to be tracked; they want the ability to there in the event that it's needed. Funding a listening program is going to likely be a separate concern. Northern Paranoids can relax for now; Big Maple Leaf Brother isn't going to be listening into your pseudo-French/English conversations about hockey, you hoser.

    1. Re:Privacy, Schmivacy by Nos. · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, the summary is a bit misleading. What this is, is a bill to request that telecommunication companies have the CAPACITY to allow authorities WITH warrants to perform wiretaps on a variety of services including email and phone. The capacity they want is about 1/5000 users. So, if you're an ISP with 10,000 users, you need to be able to tap 2 users simultaneously. This isn't news, and certainly nothing that matters. On average 2000 warrants for taps are issued per year in Canada, and are only good for 60 days without renewal.

    2. Re:Privacy, Schmivacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Everyone likes instant, computerized informants! What is there not to like?

      I think they're actually shooting too low on this one. The law should require citizens to carry wireless recording equipment. Whenever a citizen gets a warrant, that loyal subject is required to activate his/her recorder which transmits all conversations to the police. After all, how else can we rescue the free world from the constantly horrifying threat of terrRRRrRorism?!?

      (To assuage the doubters, let me add that the recorders would have a short range of 3 meters, so privacy would be minimally impacted, especially compared to the Glorious Benefits we would enjoy. Also, the word "informant" is loaded with negative connotations. I propose we call the recorders "safety certifiers.")

    3. Re:Privacy, Schmivacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The U.S. used to do about a thousand normal court-ordered wiretaps a year. Then this new-fangled internet thing came out, and wiretaps suddenly had the potential to be a lot easier and cheaper. Low and behold, law enforcement in the U.S. discovered a need to tap 1 out of 100 calls simultaneously (or maybe it was 1/1000, there were some contradictory statements by public officials). Let's give them the benefit of the doubt and say 1/1000.

      I don't know the exact figure but to the closest order of magnitude, there are 100 million internet users in the U.S. If each of them makes 1 call a year, that's 100,000 wiretaps. Figure everybody makes a thousand calls a year, that's 100 million wiretaps. Of course it'd be impossible to listen to all those calls, except that voice recognition is plenty good enough now to listen for key words and flag the "interesting" ones.

      So if they were to distribute this capability equally, that's enough to tap everybody in the U.S. at least once a year. Of course, they won't distribute it equally....they'll start with a few thousand terrorism suspects, move on to drug dealers and petty criminals, and then have about 99 percent of our capability left over for marijuana smokers, file traders, and political dissidents.

      If you give them the capability, don't be surprised when they use it every way possible. As long as wiretaps are expensive pains in the neck, getting a warrant isn't much extra effort; but when they can listen to millions of calls cheaply, warrants are a huge extra expense, and you can expect pressure to make that pesky warrant requirement go away.

  8. Great... by MaceyHW · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now where am I supposed to flee to when things go south in the US.

    1. Re:Great... by fandog · · Score: 1

      Mexico. ;)

    2. Re:Great... by mriker · · Score: 1
      Now where am I supposed to flee to when things go south in the US.
      When things go south??
    3. Re:Great... by middlemen · · Score: 1

      Now where am I supposed to flee to when things go south in the US.

      I am guessing Arabia ?

    4. Re:Great... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Having seen a lot of Canadian tv in college, you may be able to seek asylum at Fred Penner's Place. You just have to find that log to crawl through.

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    5. Re:Great... by legojenn · · Score: 1
      Now where am I supposed to flee to when things go south in the US.

      Further south, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina?

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    6. Re:Great... by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      I considered the very same question myself -- where, indeed, to flee to for personal rights once Canada adopts USA's new fascist program? I thought about England or Australia, but they have already yielded their citizens' rights.

      It then occurred to me that I needed to think "outside the box". In a few more years under the GW Bush "amnesty" and SS "Realization" programs, nearly all the Mexicans and half of Central America will be living in the USA. I have decided to acclimatize myself to a much hotter environment, and learn Spanish. Of course, once global warming reaches the critical tipping point, the mass migration of people into the USA will be proceeding into Canada as well.

      See you South of the Border!

  9. That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm packing my bags and moving to -- oh sh*t!

    1. Re:That's it by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      I'm packing my bags and moving to -- oh sh*t!

      *ahem...puts on movie commercial voice*

      "There's nowhere to run. There's nowhere to hide. Coming to a government near you, Widespread Tap Access! In lawbooks winter 2005."

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  10. Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by teutonic_leech · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay, it's a joke, and I know that a large part of the Canadian population lives in urban areas - BUT, having said that: why would a country like Canada resort to such drastic measures? To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, 'Who would give up liberty to gain security deserves neither liberty nor security.' I live here in the U.S. and am disgusted by all the increasing trickle of loss in civil liberties. One of these days we're going to wake up and it's Big Brother - we're really getting dangerously close. If Bin Laden wanted to destroy our 'way of living' - well, I hate to say that he already succeeded. Michael

    1. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Shuttup and think of the children.
      Thoughtcrime will be punished.

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    2. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by darkCanuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More than likely this is the result of American pressure. Many laws up here are at least brought to the table as a direct result of American government or industry.

      Canada definitely has less enemies of state than the U.S. but that doesn't make us much less at risk. Particularly because between Epcor, Hydro Québec and Hydro One, Canada supplies a *huge* amount of power to the United States, disruption of which causes a lot of panic and economic souring - token objectives of terrorists.

    3. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by teutonic_leech · · Score: 1

      Good points, but the point I am making is that we are both living in countries that have the nasty habit of meddling in the affairs of oil producing countries. That leads to a lot of enemies among the impoverished population of those nations, which in turn tends to result in terrorism, particularly when mixed with fanatic religious beliefs. Or in other words: Here we are signing away our civil liberties piece by piece whilst filling up our HUM-Vs and SUVs at the pump. We 'should' be leading a national movement to discover/develop alternative energy sources and pertinent technologies. Instead we accept the status quo and attempt nail down the gate, not realizing that we are locking ourselves in at the same time. Or in even simpler terms: we are directing a huge amount of energy into the wrong direction. The end result will be less freedom for more oil, which is sad, because we really do not need that much oil if we try to curb our excessive consumption, use energy more efficiently, and finally put more money and thought into alternative energies (and I am talking about the entire gamut here - cold fusion, wind power, ocean power, limited nuclear power, solar power, etc..). Anyway, it's a huge discussion and it's not all black and white, but in the end I believe that even the staunchest critic of my world view should be able to concede that we are currently doing a terrible job of energy consumption.

    4. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I live here in the U.S. and am disgusted by all the increasing trickle of loss in civil liberties

      Really? Which liberty have you lost personally? Certainly all those free speech liberties right? That's why all you hear everywhere is people making fun of the administration... All those high-power attorneys and political figures who out really embarrasing things about the whitehouse... they're all thrown into prision for what they say! Wow, the Air America radio network better close down quick! And the Clintons, wow, they'd better run! All the broadcasters on CNN and ABC news! Al Gore! Ted Kennedy! They'd all better run to Peru!

      Puhhleasse guys, the "What about the Children?" garbage is tiring...it's not like there's been a successful attack here since 9/11, and if there were you guys would be the first ones clamboring for why more things weren't done to prevent it.

    5. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Shuttup and think of the children.
      Thoughtcrime will be punished.


      WHAT?!?! You're thinking of children? You dirty paedophile! You should be put away for thinking such thoughts.

      Someone give me a +5 Awesome!

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    6. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "'Who would give up liberty to gain security deserves neither liberty nor security"

      i love this quote, especially when used by liberals...the same people who think we should give up our rights to own a firearm are the same who think we shouldn't give up our rights to have the government watching our subways and hearing our phone calls.

      hey, when they come for you, remember that you didn't think you needed a gun.

      (not pinnning you as this type of person, just making a point about this quote i see alot of people throwing around lately)

      ps, if franklin and his lot where around today you'd be hard pressed to find a muslim in america. remember that. these guys wouldn't need to monitor the population, because they would have the foriegn element eliminated. i'm not saying this is the right thing to do, but it is definatly what would have happened.

    7. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Canada is currently the only remaining target on Al Quada's list that hasn't been hit. This doesn't justify our governments actions, but there is still a threat. Safety is an illusion.

      Canada's legal system is a little more tolerante to such laws though. In the U.S. its a huge deal when a law (specifically a constitutional ammendment) is added than in canada. Our govn't is basically a dictatorship while in, but their laws can quite rapidly be undone with a election (for those paying attention still, yes I know, this rarely happens... but its still possible).

    8. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "and finally put more money and thought into alternative energies (and I am talking about the entire gamut here - cold fusion, wind power, ocean power, limited nuclear power, solar power, etc..)"

      Man you actually had a cogent point working there...

      Most oil isn't used to produce electrical power. Our reliance on oil stems from the need for fuel, and the byproducts of petroleum which are in, well, just about everything.

      The options you are suggesting we invest in are great, but do nothing to solve the car problem.

      So, really, you're suggesting we begin "directing a huge amount of energy into the wrong direction", yet you complain about doing that already.

      Funny

    9. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      More than likely this is the result of American pressure. Many laws up here are at least brought to the table as a direct result of American government or industry

      Was wondering how long it would take to blame this on the U.S. As if companies and individuals in other countries could never come up with something like this on their own and would never even consider it if the U.S. wasn't pressuring them.

    10. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by temojen · · Score: 1
      we are both living in countries that have the nasty habit of meddling in the affairs of oil producing countries.

      Umm... How does Canada meddle in the affairs of oil-producing countries?

    11. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1
      This doesn't touch on the point that oil is a finite non-renewable resource, but unlike the US, Canada produces more oil than it consumes. This means that Canada is, in the short term, not only self-sustainable, but can also sell off surplus energy (also in the form of surplus HydroElectric energy from Quebec, Ontario, and BC, and Nuclear energy from Ontario).

      Canada tends to meddle in the affairs of oil producing countries a) as a peace-keeper, after someone else has gone in and upheaved the local politics, and b) as a backer of a US-led plan, with the agreement that the US will reciprocate in some way (such as lifting illegal trade sanctions placed on Canadian exports).

    12. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin"

      I'm from Canada, who the hell is Benjamin Franklin? I asked once and they told me to look on your $100.00 bill, but all I saw was Barbara Bush's face.

      j/k, I know who Benjamin Franklin is ;).

    13. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by saskboy · · Score: 1

      "why would a country like Canada resort to such drastic measures? To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, 'Who would give up liberty to gain security deserves neither liberty nor security.'"

      This isn't about terrorism, although it is about a criminal organization: the MPAA and RIAA.
      So it is American pressure bringing this law down, but it's snuck into a Copyright Act bill, C-60 I think.

      The real reason isn't to fight terrorism, it's to give corporations information about private citizens so that they can sue them into the ground and make them indentured servants of the RIAA/CIRA.

      Can you imagine Canadians favouring a law that simultaneously:
      A) Benefits a big business famous for suing people just like the voter's friends and teenage family?
      B) Increases the cost of Internet access?
      C) Charges schools and libraries excessive fees just for having a photocopier available?
      D) Records where you go on the Internet so you can be sued, or have that information hacked and stolen?
      E) Prevents you from legally making a backup copy of your CD you bought, but still you're charged a levy on blank CD media you buy to pay "artists"?

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    14. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by RWerp · · Score: 1

      "Good points, but the point I am making is that we are both living in countries that have the nasty habit of meddling in the affairs of oil producing countries. That leads to a lot of enemies among the impoverished population of those nations"

      I wouldn't call the population of Saudi Arabia "impoverished".

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    15. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      How do you figure that?

      Just because there are a couple rich oil sheiks doesn't mean that the population doesn't live in abject poverty...

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    16. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by RWerp · · Score: 1

      Read up. Saudi Arabia has an extensive welfare system that Sweden would be proud of.

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      "Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead." (John Maynard Keynes)
    17. Re:Who's going to bomb Canada anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      why would a country like Canada resort to such drastic measures?

      Because no matter what country you live in, government operates in its own interest, and the fact is that survaillence -- like any other expansion of government power -- is profitable to the power elite.

      Government is, after all, nothing but a collection of human beings, each operating by self-interest like any other human being. The fundamental difference between government and free enterprise, of course, is that government holds the unique "right" to initiate force as a business model (anyone else who does so is a criminal). This means that government naturally attracts those who wish to control others by force -- not those who only want to mind their own business and interact peacefully with others. Indeed, out of hundreds of congress and senate representatives, I can only name one who consistently votes in favor of reducing and limiting the size of government (congressman Ron Paul). Is it any wonder that the US government today dwarfs the US government of only 100 years ago, not only in sheer revenue but power over the people?

      Where am I going with all this? There is a logical reason why the natural tendency of government is to expand, seeking more and more power at the expense of the people. Because it simply benefits the business of government, and the power elite who run that business -- just as building a new Wal-Mart benefits the people who run Wal-Mart.

      The US experiment in democratic government has overwhelmingly proved that no government -- even one which is "for the people, by the people" -- can ever correct this fundamental flaw.

  11. Awww, how cute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Awww, how cute, America Junior is trying to be like it's big brother...

    1. Re:Awww, how cute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and yet we will continue to use proper grammar.

    2. Re:Awww, how cute. by teutonic_leech · · Score: 1

      'big brother' - no pun intended ;-)

    3. Re:Awww, how cute. by MatrixCubed · · Score: 1

      Only a pompous American would coin such a term. I'd rather be a dead Canadian than a live American.

    4. Re:Awww, how cute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure we can arrange something.

    5. Re:Awww, how cute. by legojenn · · Score: 1

      That pompous American is Homer J. Simpson.

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    6. Re:Awww, how cute. by huge+colin · · Score: 0, Troll

      haha. Grandparent poster is 0wned.

    7. Re:Awww, how cute. by SCVirus · · Score: 0

      Ehmen to that.

  12. The Second Comment by gid13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The second comment on the article says it all:

    "Criminals and terrorists can easily bypass these measures using
    encryption, stegonography, etc. The real purpose is to give the
    Recording Industry access to people who trade music files. Anne
    McLellan has been working with them on this for a couple of years. For
    the sake of the greed of a few huge music corporations they're taking
    up the tools of the Police State. Political surveillance is a heartbeat
    away from this.You are the target. "

    Nice.

    1. Re:The Second Comment by interiot · · Score: 1
      How many times do we have to go through this?

      Lots of police practices can be circumvented in some way (eg. wearing gloves when you kill someone, saying "no, you can't enter my house without a warrant, officer", not using the phone when setting up murder-for-hire, encyrpting their hard drive and not writing the password under the mousepad, etc etc), but some (large) percentage of the population is stupid and make it easy for cops to solve crimes (eg. see any cops TV show). What's the problem with this?

      If you want to argue that cops can easily abuse the law, then please, by all means, argue that route. But arguing over and over that some <50% of the population will actually get around it in practice is... just a stupid argument.

    2. Re:The Second Comment by JediTrainer · · Score: 1

      This is why I don't download music. It might be a convenient way to get it, and even though it's currently legal in Canada (uploading is not), it just doesn't seem worth the hassle or worry.

      I can get any music I want through our fair-use laws. Borrow the original CD from someone (friend, relative, library) and rip it for personal use. Nobody can touch me then.

      I might not be able to share the copies, but I do share my originals.

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    3. Re:The Second Comment by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      " but some (large) percentage of the population is stupid and make it easy for cops to solve crimes"

      Double-edged sword. If they're that stupid, why does law enforcement need these new measures to begin with?

    4. Re:The Second Comment by OpenGLFan · · Score: 1

      *sigh* We have to go over it until you get it.

      Yes, some large percentage of the population is stupid, but this law is advertised as a tool to fight foreign terrorism. Foreign terrorists, by definition, are smart enough to organize themselves enough to get into another country. They do not flip open their cell-phones and say "Hey Joe, let's blow something up this weekend." Any e-mail will be either encrypted or innocuous.

      As you point out, this law is obviously designed to catch the stupid or the average. What is the target behavior this law is intended to prevent? Not terrorism, obviously. In no other week is it more obvious that the innocent must also fear law enforcement than this week, as one of CNN's top stories is the severe beating of a senior citizen at the hands of multiple New Orleans police officers.

      It's truly a sad day when critical thinking is reviled as "tinfoil-hat" behavior.

    5. Re:The Second Comment by interiot · · Score: 1
      Most people don't go running down the street shouting that they committed a crime. If a criminal does only one really stupid thing while commiting a crime, what's wrong with admitting that one thing as evidence?

      (again, I'm saying that merely arguing that something will be circumvented <50% of the time is silly... but that arguing that something is easily abused by police is good)

      For instance, analog scramblers have existed for a while, but their existance doesn't negate the usefulness of being able to wiretap a suspect's POTS phone (and only after judicial review) in the 99.99% of cases that a scrambler isn't used.

    6. Re:The Second Comment by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except for the guy that went back to the rental place to try to get his $400 deposit back after the truck was used to try to blow up the world trade center.

      http://www.9-11commission.gov/report/911Report_Ch3 .htm

      Mohammed Salameh, who had rented the truck and reported it stolen, kept calling the rental office to get back his $400 deposit. The FBI arrested him there on March 4, 1993.

      I'd love to have heard that conversation.

      <thick-middleeastern-accent>
      Yes, I rented your truck last week, I want the security deposit back. Where is the truck? Yes, well... funny thing is it was stolen. Well, I stopped to buy some donuts and when I came out it was gone. Where did this happen? Lower Manhattan. No, I didn't file a police report. Yes, I understand that, but... No, I can't file a report -- it was your truck, maybe _you_ should file this report. Look, I just want my money... Yes, I'll be there tomorrow morning!
      </thick-middleeastern-accent>

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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  13. Chinese connection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Perhaps it has something to do with the recent finding that China has more spies in Canada than in any other nation? The government can't be too happy about that - they may be feeling they've been too lax.

    1. Re:Chinese connection? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      What you're saying is that the most spies China has in one nation are in Canada.
      The nation that has the most spies in Canada is France.

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    2. Re:Chinese connection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which could have something to do with CSIS' mandate being to spy on organized crime, not to do counter-espionage.

    3. Re:Chinese connection? by SCVirus · · Score: 0

      That is because China likes to spy on its expatriates, go to the west coast of BC and you'll see what I mean.

  14. That's just the first shoe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In a couple of years, once this has passed, they'll make it an offence not to keep your encryption keys. Just look at the U.K.

  15. WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on!!! CANADA???

    Exactly what kind of crime do they have to deal with in Canada?

    Maple Syrup Trafficing?

    1. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by tuxette · · Score: 4, Funny
      Maple Syrup Trafficing?

      Watch out. That stuff is addictive. And expensive...

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    2. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      Maple syrup? No... we're more into buying rabbit ears and attempting to watch the forbidden American television stations (They don't have the government mandated 95% crap canadian content forced down our throats)...

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    3. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 1
    4. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all the terrible Chinese drivers in Vancouver and Toronto.

      Not to mention the drunk Newfies.

      And the dirty French -- er, sorry, Quebecois.

      Did you know it's a crime to be dirty in our country? That's why they want to leave.

      Plus it's a haven for Muslims, and they literally want to blow up the spot.

      Hmmm... big Jewish population in Montreal, they're always up to no good, there's no other way they could their money.

      Plus don't forget the beaver and moose poachers in Saskwatchewan.

      The WASP cowboy oil gangsters in Alberta have outlawed provincial tax, just to make everyone keep voting for them.

      And 42000 teachers in B.C. are on strike.

      Crime -- yes, we got loads of it.

      Don't get me started on Black People...

    5. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by parodyca · · Score: 1

      They don't have the government mandated 95% crap canadian content forced down our throats

      No, "they" are more into dumping their crap American content on other nations and destroying other countries' cultural industries.

    6. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by temojen · · Score: 1

      What it'll be used for is people organizing political protests. What they're hyping it about is kiddie porn.

    7. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by 32771 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come on, "Royal Canadian Air Farce" and "This Hour has 22 Minutes" is funny. If you look at your southern neighbour it's kinda hard to imagine that they would ever parody their own patriotism, in Canada its even state sponsored.

      Have fun!

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    8. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by databyss · · Score: 1

      Yes it's true. The US forces other countries to watch our television shows.

      On behalf of the American Group Happily Advancing Sinful Television, I apologize

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    9. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Canada is the biggest source of illegal drugs coming into the US outside of Mexico. We grow our own, and have meth labs just like in the US and the traffic is getting larger, not smaller.

      Its an unfortunate state of affairs that people down south are always somewhat ignorant of their neighbours, let alone themselves.

    10. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by lewp · · Score: 1

      Shh! Don't let the foreign devils in on it!

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    11. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by dcclark · · Score: 1

      Ah, the sad stories I've heard of all those poor poutine addicts. Breaking in to grocery stores just to get their cholesterol fix...

    12. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      No, "they" are more into dumping their crap American content on other nations and destroying other countries' cultural industries

      Why not let free market decide? As in, give me the choice of watching the CBC, or FOX. Let's see what I *choose* to watch, and let the lesser watched channel die a horrible death.

      But no, our government decides for us that we will watch canadian content and we will like it. Obviously it is crap since we are *Forced* to watch it, they won't let us decide what we want to watch...

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    13. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by parodyca · · Score: 1

      Why not let free market decide?

      If there was such a thing as a free market in this context I would agree with you. American television is paid for by the American population which is 10 times bigger than ours. Once paid for they can sell it cheaply here and elsewhere http://magazine.carleton.ca/2000_Fall/254.htm

      Unfortunatly since we are not their target audience we get US centric rot and our culture suffers as it becomes more Americanized as a result.

      The bottom line is that there would be no need for the CBC if there was no American media. There is American media (being dumped here) so we need the CBC with state financing to counter act it. This along with government grants for Canadian productions does no more than level the playing field in the Canadian market. Without this Government intervention the US media would take over. Not because it is any better, but because it is already paid for back in the US. How do you compete with that?

    14. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Exactly what kind of crime do they have to deal with in Canada?"

      Well, for one, we have to deal with all the shootings in Toronto, using guns smuggled in from the U.S.

      Contrary to what most people down south believe, we here in Canada do have serious crime, but due to the population being 10% of what it is in the states (plus a higher level of general intelligence - JMO;)we don't have the major waves of crimes US cities seem to have.

      Think all Canucks are do-gooders, well google "clifford olsen". That fucker should have been fried long ago. I still believe Texas got one thing right.
        Here in Canada we just house 'em and feed 'em until they die of natural causes.

    15. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Here in Canada we just house 'em and feed 'em until they die of natural causes.

      At least it prevents us from accidentally frying the innocent. Which, although it happens rarely, still happens from time to time in any state with capital punishment.

    16. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by topham · · Score: 1

      I don't need the CBC.

      I need good Canadian news. I'd love to see good Canadian television.

      As long as the government continues to spend money on the CBC we will get none of that. CBC competes with other commercial interests in Canada and thereby suppresses real Canadian culture and content.

    17. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by parodyca · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? Do you really think there would be any Canadian television without the CBC and other government subsidies? Without these, anything that was produced here would still be produced for American interests because of their vastly larger market. How is that Canadian culture? That's just us absorbing and producing American culture.

      Thankfully the CBC, for the most part, is not in the business of competing with commercial interests. That is both what sets it apart from commercial interests and why it should not be seen as a threat to commercial interests.

      TV series like Anne of Green Gables, Red-Green, or Air Farce, or mini-series like the Avro-Arrow or movies like H20, (there are many many more) which would have no appeal in the USA, but at the same time could not be made in a commercial environment without a similar market to the USA is what we need the CBC for. These are ALL productions which tell a Canadian story that would not otherwise ever be told, due to the heavy infiltration of US media.

      As I said if US media did not exist I would not support the CBC because we would not need the CBC. Americans do not make appealing shows because they are any better then we are; Only because they have bigger budgets as a result of their bigger market.

      Sadly your idea of Canadian culture is probably limited to Hockey Night in Canada. You should watch the CBC once in a while, or listen to Radio One. Richardson's round-up, Definitely Not The Opera, O'Rylie On Advertising, and many many more fabulous shows on the radio.

      Without the CBC you CANNOT know much about other Canadians in other parts of the country. Your perspective will come from the States rather than other Canadians, and that will unfortunately make you more of an American than a Canadian, because your identity is not determined by the passport you carry, or even where you live, but by the other people that you relate to. By that definition I am most definitely Canadian, but it just might make you an American (who can't vote)

      So you don't need the CBC, but I do. You may be an 'American' and complain about supporting the CBC. But my suggestion to you, rather than complaining about the CBC, apply for your green card. You are obviously much more comfortable down there anyway.

    18. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by Coleco · · Score: 1

      Although it doesn't stop us from putting the accused to trial over and over again until we find them guilty.

      What else...... Gun registry anyone?

      Our government is more than will to blow billions on this little project.

      Our government basically runs 24/7 on cronyism on all levels. I doubt law enforcement or totalitarianism is on the agenda..

    19. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by topham · · Score: 1

      ignorance is truely bliss.

      cbc is not canadian culture.
      it's some politicians idea of canadian culture.

      not interested.

      and no, i don't watch hockey night in canada. i may watch 3hrs of cbc a year, it likely isn't more than that.

      i don't remember saying anything negative about the government grants given to the film industry. it would be a far more complicated discussion with a lore more shades of gray.

      by the way, i am canadian.

    20. Re:WIRETAPS IN CANADA??? by parodyca · · Score: 1

      ignorance is truly bliss.

      That must be why you can't reply to any of my points? What the heck does "it's some politicians idea of Canadian culture." mean? Do you think we have MPs moonlighting as programme producers, or maybe telling producers what to produce through secret memos? It is not some politicians idea of Canadian culture. It is my idea of Canadian culture. And millions of other people too.

      I gave you many examples of why it is Canadian culture, and why it is necessary to support it too. You offer nothing but sound bites.

      Please either refute my argument with at least a minimally compelling argument, or make a completely new and reasoned argument. But please offer something more then a cute sound bite.

      BTW, I figured you were Canadian, but I think you missed why I suggested maybe you aren't. Maybe you should reread my post.

  16. I have one word for you: by s20451 · · Score: 1
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  17. Where to now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, where will all the Americans who moved to Canada to protest the invasion of Iraq move to now?

    1. Re:Where to now? by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Iraq.

  18. Data is worthless -- How you use it is key by ChocoBean · · Score: 1

    "At the end of the day, we cannot let technological change stand in the way of, for example, law enforcement agencies dealing with organized crime. They use technology to conceal what they do, to move their laundered money, to traffic in humans, to traffic in drugs, to traffic in guns, and we have to be able to intercept their communications to break up those kinds of networks."

    that's bull crap. Just because you'll have access to a lot more information doesn't automatically translate to all of that information instantly becoming useful. They used Hells Angels as an example. Have they actually thought about asking the neighbours where they have gathering if they've noticed anything "strange" lately? That will save telecom companies a lot of money and certain the 24/5/365.25 survalence costs.

    So you want the technology to be there for you when you use it. How often are you going to be using that? It just doesn't justify the cost and the privacy concerns. And phone/internet tapping is almost always NOT the first thing that tip authorities off anyway -- when something BECOMES suspicious, there are already devices out there that will let cops tap THOSE specific lines.

    Why build a nuke bomb to take care of a few cockroaches?

    1. Re:Data is worthless -- How you use it is key by kebes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have they actually thought about asking the neighbours where they have gathering if they've noticed anything "strange" lately? That will save telecom companies a lot of money and certain the 24/5/365.25 survalence costs.

      By and large I agree with what you're saying. However, this example is somewhat lacking. You can ask neighbours all you want. They will tell you "those guys are part of a gang for sure...." but the cops already know that. Generally it's easy for the cops to figure out that guys are "up to something" but finding hard evidence to prove that this is the case is much more elusive. Lots of kids walk around wearing clothes that make them look like gangsters, but we should only put into jail those that have actually committed serious crimes!

      Now, wiretaps and other surveillance give police the ability to find out about illegal activities, and thereby get the evidence they need. This of course doesn't mean that any and all surveillance is justified. I agree with you that such invasions must be kept to an absolute minimum. Yet it would be naive of us to think that putting criminals in jail would be possible without some measure of information gathering (i.e.: surveillance). What remains is to (democratically) decide how much surveillance is acceptable.

    2. Re:Data is worthless -- How you use it is key by HateBreeder · · Score: 1

      Why build a nuke bomb to take care of a few cockroaches?

      I guess you didn't get the memo...

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    3. Re:Data is worthless -- How you use it is key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why build a nuke bomb to take care of a few cockroaches?"

      Don't you know - to kill coackroach you need about 100 times more radiation to kill.
      So eventhough you "can" kill a coackroach with a nuke. you will have to wipe out most of the human population in the world.... ... Well that may solve a problem to NO MORE **AA, IP, GOV... Will be free. Dead Free.

  19. On a more serious note... by MaceyHW · · Score: 1

    I'm as protective of my civil liberties as the next person (maybe even more so) but why do so many people think that technology should be permitted to make existing wire-tap laws obsolete and that any effort to update these laws is unjustifiable?

    Privacy advocates (and tin-foil hatted /.ers) should be focus on the inclusion of strict controls and transparancy to prevent abuse, not dig their heels in and fight all modernization of wiretapping laws.

    1. Re:On a more serious note... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'm all for stronger wiretap laws, providing that the politicians who vote for them are forced to use such devices on themselves, and have their private conversations, TV viewing, sexual encounters, etcetera ad nauseum put on a web site. They seem so eager to sluff off normal citizen's privacy, so I say that they should be forbidden all secrets themselves.

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  20. Even with Patriot Act as an example .... by WindBourne · · Score: 0, Troll

    canadian are pushing this?????

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    1. Re:Even with Patriot Act as an example .... by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      That's WHY they are pushing this. The people in power have seen just how malliable western culture has become.

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  21. Echelon, Schmechelon by JoshDM · · Score: 1

    BFD. According to that map, ginormous Canada has only one substation. :-)

  22. Straining at gnats by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Governments always seem to load up their shotgun and miss the wrong target. They stumble on a solution to a problem, and don't ever question whether that's a problem they really should be solving or if the solution will actually work.

    For the anti-terror ops, knowing who talks to whom is important, and can lead to fairly detailed knowledge of the workings of an organization. The contents of the conversations are in many ways less important, since it takes a real idiot to spill details over the phone. They are also labor-intensive, since you have to wait a long time between calls and then work hard to decipher exactly what's said.

    A wiretap could reveal that two guys are "ready to go for the big trip this weekend", leading jackbooted thugs to sweep in and prevent the crime. Later the perps claim those rifles, hip waders and fishing rods in the trunk are there because they were going camping.

    Wiretaps are for old people.

    There are some bigger holes in the protection of the Canadian people:

    Canada has gillions of miles of uncontrolled coastline.

    Canada has thousands of miles of open border with the US. And we're armed!

    There is this little fad called the Internet (and encrypted communications) that reached Canada a few years back. Like in 1975.

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  23. Re:Hmmmm... by PaxTech · · Score: 0, Troll

    Where are all the Bush bashers now?

    They moved north to get away from Bush's AmeriKKKa, little knowing they were moving to KKKanada. ;)

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  24. Time to call your MP! by YGingras · · Score: 1

    But before you do so, have a look his voting history. No doubt that your MP is doing his best to represent you but it is your job to tell him when you think he should support something else than the party line. Do you want a Remote sensing space system ? Tell him.

    1. Re:Time to call your MP! by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Do you want a Remote sensing space system

      If it'll help me keep track of the TV remote, you're damn right I do!

    2. Re:Time to call your MP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,

      That system is used to monitor Canada's northern and coastal terroritories using radar-based imagery satellites. From catching ships illegally dumping in canadian waters to monitoring environmental impacts these satellites have done alot of work. Furthermore most of the design, development, testing and operation was done in Canada. And it will be same for future systems. Furthermore the systems have been a commercial success. Radarsat II to launch next year will have the highest commerically available resolution of 3m.

      http://www.space.gc.ca/asc/eng/satellites/default. asp
      http://www.space.gc.ca/asc/eng/satellites/radarsat 1/default.asp
      http://www.space.gc.ca/asc/eng/satellites/radarsat 2/inf_tech.asp

      In the current political climate I realize its tempting to bash everything that comes down the pipe, but in this case, this bill is funding Canadian Industry to develop a tool which will help all Canadians which is much better than some of the stuff that money has been spent on.

      Thanks,
      - James

    3. Re:Time to call your MP! by 5plicer · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link! Great site!

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  25. Eh! by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Nothing better than maple leaves and big brother, eh?

    If you're going to ape canadian, it's not a ? it's a !

    Tap access? Let'em buy their own Molson, eh!

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  26. What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander by Marcion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lets make a law saying that all our elected officials are required to have a live webcam feed 24/7/365 from their offices, cars and houses.

    In this most democratic form of the 'Big Brother show', we would be able to hold our elected officials directly accountable. We would see what lobbyists are met, how long a lunch break they take, how ethically they shop, if they are really recycling and so on.

  27. snail mail...? by middlemen · · Score: 1

    does anyone else think that encrypted/steganographic snail mail will stage a comeback with all this surveillance being done on email ?

    1. Re:snail mail...? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "does anyone else think that encrypted/steganographic snail mail will stage a comeback with all this surveillance being done on email ?"

      ETHGS NKLWE QJCCT EPVNJ WINDA
      KVWNQ PIUHV UIAFM EWANV IUTRO
      IUHSQ OIUWQ

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  28. Authorities still need a warrent.. by dBLiSS · · Score: 1

    Authorities still need a warrent to tap someones line/telephone. So we can still talk about punching Paul Martin in the face all you want. Damn politicians! This really doesn't change a whole lot.. everyone take off their tinfoil hats now.

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  29. Why panic? by neologee · · Score: 0

    I trust most reforms the Canadian government makes, they've shown they know how to be mature without going overboard!
    cf. the laws they made concerning p2p.

  30. Wake up call. by WindBourne · · Score: 1
    One of these days we're going to wake up and it's Big Brother - we're really getting dangerously close.

    • The feds have the ability to make laws without it being known.
    • The feds can tap any phone, internet, cell phone or voip connection as long as they have a terrorists charge. To obtain a warrent for this is trivial.
    • The feds have the ability to go to any business and get any data that they want. If you squel, you go to prison.
    • The feds can look at any library (including grade schools, high schools, universities, etc), and obtain any info. Again, if a librarian squels (including complaigns to congress), they go to prison.


    And now, GWB wants the ability to use the military for local handling of any crisis. That includes saying that the avian flu has arrived. Nice thing about that, is the feds can declare such, and only a very small percentage of ppl (with access to the right equipment) can confirm or deny it. That means that the military can be brought out on the local civialians on trumpped up data. Worse, I am guessing that the congres will give it to him.

    And you think that big brother is real close?

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    1. Re:Wake up call. by ifwm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Nice thing about that, is the feds can declare such, and only a very small percentage of ppl (with access to the right equipment) can confirm or deny it."

      Bullshit. Anyone with the right information (which is freely available) and access to a university Biology lab can verify it. THOUSANDS of people.

      Stop lying, you're embarassing yourself.

    2. Re:Wake up call. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The feds have the ability to make laws without it being known.

      Source?

      The feds can tap any phone, internet, cell phone or voip connection as long as they have a terrorists charge. To obtain a warrent for this is trivial.

      Tap is true (and necessary), but please give Source and example of the triviality?

      The feds have the ability to go to any business and get any data that they want. If you squel, you go to prison.

      Source? Particularly on the squealing part... an example?

      The feds can look at any library (including grade schools, high schools, universities, etc), and obtain any info. Again, if a librarian squels (including complaigns to congress), they go to prison.

      I assume you meant 'complains' to congress, and I'd love to know how complaining to one's congressman would be a punishable offence... Please give a source and example.

      Now I'm not saying GWB isn't a fool, but your avian flu conspiracy theory reveals you as a foil-hat guy. Seriously. When people start dropping dead from the flu everywhere, it will be pretty obvious.

    3. Re:Wake up call. by WindBourne · · Score: 1
      Bullshit. Anyone with the right information (which is freely available) and access to a university Biology lab can verify it. THOUSANDS of people.

      Thousands?

      First off, in a typical MicroBio dept, there are loads of set-up for Bacteria. That is simply setting up a plate.

      Growing a virus is a different matter. You need to have cell lines in which to grow it in. Worse, you need the correct cell lines as well as the info for growing them. My guess is that there are probably about 1000 in the entire world who knows exactly how to grow the avian influenza A (H5N1).

      Easy enough for any gov. to watch and control them.

      In America, there are probably less than 100 who have direct experience with it, therefor most of the tests are simple elizas. Most eliza tests normally tests for a perticular anti-body in the body or for one particular antigen, not directly for the virus. The eliza depends on a company providing the serium. How easy is it for the feds to control what these test for? Trivial since we provide the test.

      Finally, somebody has to have access to the patients blood without any intervening possibilities of somebody contaiminating it. So how easy is it pervert all this? Again trivial.

      Stop lying, you're embarassing yourself.

      So, not only have you shown your self to be an idiot, but you are showing exactly why America is in the situation that it is; With an idiot at the helm, and more defending his actions. For some odd reason, I feel like I am on Fox Network.

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    4. Re:Wake up call. by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Time to load up on ammo and head for the shack in Montana.

    5. Re:Wake up call. by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "So, not only have you shown your self to be an idiot, but you are showing exactly why America is in the situation that it is; With an idiot at the helm, and more defending his actions."

      You made a patently false claim abot a subject of which you're clearly ignorant .

      The procedure for identifying avian flu has been around for nearly 50 years.

      Do you understand that?

      "In America, there are probably less than 100 who have direct experience with it"

      Do you understand that anyone who makes it past intro level Bio courses (myself included) has to actually DO the procedure? I guess that makes me part of the special hundred (OR you're lying and have no idea what you're talking about)

      Do you realize the equipment is easily available? Do you even KNOW what kind of equipment I'm talking about?

      "With an idiot at the helm, and more defending his actions."

      You know, I think it's funny that you criticize someone for doing exactly what you just did. That is, attack someone because they expose your ignorance, then pathetically defend yourself by spouting more nonsense and lies.

      Here's a link, educate yourself.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real-Time_PCR

      And really, the whole "access to the patients blood without any intervening possibilities" thing, that's just stupid. Mucus works, saliva works. You clearly haven't got the slightest damn idea what you're talking about.

    6. Re:Wake up call. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      If you knew who I was, you could find my name on several papers related to VEE and Dengue from the early 80's. I grew and sequenced VEE/WEE/Dengue/West Nile. In fact, we used PCR to increase the quantities. I worked at the CDC in Ft. Collins. I know exactly what is involved in growing virus. Obviously you ( and the earlier moder of you) have absolutely no clue what it takes to grow the virus, or to detect it. Sadly, people like you spread more foolishness than solve things. I recommend that you consider taking MicroBio or Bio Chem to learn a bit, when you get past high school.

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    7. Re:Wake up call. by kraut · · Score: 1

      > THOUSANDS of people.

      Let's recap stats 101:

      25,000 / 250,000,00 = 0.0001, i.e. 0.01%

      Sure looks like a small percentage to me.

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    8. Re:Wake up call. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice and all, but then why are you focused on genotype (or phenotype, in the antigen/antibody marker case) identification? Surely the relevant issues are virulence and contagiousness? The measure for the former is much more practically made by studying clinical presentation, while the latter is obviously determinable empirically, but not so obviously by a genome study.

      A different way of putting it would be that anybody could grow a particularly contagious virus in vivo with much less trouble than growing it in vitro, with identical access to an infected person. Particularly virulent ones are usually easy to identify by differential diagnosis, and I sincerely hope there are many hundreds of thousands of medically trained people who can manage to spot a SARS-like (or a contagious haemorrhagic fever) outbreak within a couple of generations of contagion based on correlating clinical presentation alone. Serious respiratory distress and three percent mortality rates would get noticed very quickly, and unfortunately probably much faster than the courier from hospital to lab, much less lab to definitive strain identification.

    9. Re:Wake up call. by ifwm · · Score: 1

      You're a liar.

      Share your name liar, so I can check your credentials.

      Of course, you realize the first thing I'll do is email the person you claim to be.

      Face it, you lied and got caught. Stop trying to cover up your ridiculous lies with more lies.

      NAME loser. All it takes is a NAME, and an email.

      But you're a coward, and a liar, and you'll never respond, much less tell me who you claim to be.

      If you were who you claim you are, you would have told me your name already, especially if you're famous enough to have done what you lied about.

      And please don't use that stupid "I need to stay anonymous" garbage. Anyone who knows you (or rather the individual you claimed to be) would be able to identify you already.

      So fess up liar, or shut your damned lying mouth.

      And how do you respond the the FACT that I've done the procedure, while still a Microbiology major? I notice you conveniently left that bit out when you were lying about who you are?

      HOW IS IT THAT I HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT YOU AS A SO CALLED EXPERT CLAIM CAN ONLY BE DONE BY 100 PEOPLE? WELL LIAR?

      Ther's nothing worse than some pathetitc troll who has to get on a web board and lie to feel important.

  31. Canada? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
    Canada... Canada... Hmmm...

    Is that they country that officially sanctioned a talking dog puppet? Because the talking dog puppet said something that hurt their feelings?

    Related Link

    I tease. :)

    But seriously, I support any Draconian law that makes countries (other than the USA) even more fascist because it's, like, really funny. :D Sorry, but I *am* a misanthrope.

    Or were you talking about the guy from Akira? No, that was Kaneda. Never mind.

  32. Is that new in Canada? by pe1chl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You may think that the Netherlands is a free country, but we have had laws like that for years here.
    Every company providing public communication has to be able to tap all traffic on demand. This not only includes fixed telephone lines, but also mobile (including location of the mobile set), Internet, etc.

    The number of active taps per capita here is amongst the highest in the world. And the consumer is paying for all this, as the cost compensation given to the companies is not nearly covering the real cost of making these taps.

    Furthermore, tapping is addictive. Now that the secret service has so many taps running, they start to see that it would be even better when everything is tapped and kept, so that after-the-crime analysis of data can be done as well.

    Current law proposals are moving in this direction. Call records, mobile position data, Internet logs etc have to be kept longer and be made available on request.
    This is of course only an intermediate step. Once this is implemented, it is found that even more information could be gained from the actual traffic, and the next requirement is to record all phone conversations and keep them for half a year. And to capture all Internet data sent to and from customers.

    Worst of all is that we are part of the EU. Politicians abuse the EU for a kind of ping-pong game where they first draft up some idiotic idea, then discuss it (behind closed doors) with fellow politicians in other EU countries, a few countries implement the same idea, and then they report back in their own country that the new laws have to be passed for harmonisation within the EU.

    In the first phase, any protest is waved away with "it is too early to discuss it, too early to protest, we are still drafting it and negotiating with EU partners" and then after some time (and a behind-closed-doors decision in the EU), the stance is changed to "we cannot turn this back, we are mandated by the EU to implement these laws, no need to protest because we are not making the decision".

    This nearly went wrong with software patents, and now the same risk occurs with extended tapping of all telephone and internet traffic.

    What amazes me most is that todays politicians are so easily being abused by terrorists.
    Terrorism is achieving its goals using threat, and politicians easily play their game of threat amplification. Without having to actually perform any attacks, they move the entire free world to break down their free societies and destroy all the values they were so proud of a decade ago.
    That seems like a bigger victory than blowing up some building.

  33. That word doesn't mean what you think it means. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hurrah, Socaialism!

    Three cheers for big government and reduced citizens' rights! Hip-hip HUZZAH...

    What does socialism have to do with "Reduced citizens' rights"?

  34. Nobody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's obvious that the U.S. pressured them into doing this, with the intention to hopefully catch bad guys before they get infiltrate our borders. All of these conspiracies involving the RIAA are short-sighted, simplistic, and cynical; though they probably will piggyback these efforts.

  35. Don't Wiretap my Egloo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First: It's CDN or CAN .... pft. Americans..

    Second: Wiretapping laws are already in place and have been in place for quite some time. They are merely updating said laws to apply to the terminology and technology of today.

    Third: Canadian government and law enforcement does not widely abuse these resources like certain unnamed states do. I as a citizen have no problem with them updating these laws.

    Fourth: What's the deal with people who make points by enumerating their points into one jumble by going first, second, ...etc

    That is all.

  36. Proof #4789471983641064091 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This adds up to the misconception that Canada is better than the US.

    1. Re:Proof #4789471983641064091 by bpalmer · · Score: 1

      We're about 10 years behind in oppressing our population since the U.S. passed the Communications Assistance for Law Enforcement Act in 1994. It mandated similar technology be put in place by telecom companies in the U.S. In all seriousness this is a non-issue unless you own a telecom company/broadband ISP and have to foot the bill for the hardware and software upgrades. The authorities have always had the means to intercept pretty much any communications you send. This just mandates that telecom companies spend money to meet certain capacity and accessibility standards.

  37. CND? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CND Government Demands Widespread Tap Access

    The Canadian Dollar Government?

  38. Not at all by temojen · · Score: 2, Informative

    It was the Canadian Association of Chiefs of Police.

    Very few others have been allowed to speak before the committee.

  39. The question you have to ask... by TomRC · · Score: 3, Insightful


    The question you have to ask, is:

    Why are our governments (Canadian, US, others) so terribly afraid of their citizens?

  40. Re:Reasonable search by symbolic · · Score: 3, Interesting


    The question is what constitutes a 'reasonable' search? That alone begs the question, "If i'm not an identified suspect as a party to a criminal act, does the government have reasonable grounds to observe me in ANY fashion?" I believe that the US courts have held that with respect to law enforcement, there must be a legitimate reason for any government entity to entangle itself within activities of a citizen's day-to-day life. Legitimate reason arises when one is a suspect of a criminal act that has been committed, or one's actions are a very clear indication that a crime is about to be committed. Downloading a file, talking on a telephone, walking in a public park, or onto a public transit system do not qualify in any sense. Therefore, any effort to observe the citizenry at large to determine if they *might* be doing something illegal, is completely unreasonable.

  41. OK lemme get this straight... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    we're supposed to PAY (i.e. taxes) so the ISPs can SPY on us?

    Wow.

  42. Re:What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gan by waferhead · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points today...

    Mod up! SEE your tax dollars at work!

  43. Damn Republicans by gsfprez · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its George Bush and Karl Rove's fault i tell you! Its all about the extreme right wing Republicans and their lust for power with George Bush! They're all bought off by the record executives - its a plot!

    oh wait - did you say Canada?

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  44. Wow boy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chimpy McBushitler is so evil he wants to - oh, wait.

    Watch as the leftards heads explode as they read this story.

  45. They've been doing this for years.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So what? Big friggin deal... come on you guys, deal with it... everyone knows that any self respecting terrorist is going to use very strong encryption, keeping their keys on a thumb drive.... this is why they call it "chatter"... it's because most of the serious stuff is encrypted, so all this horse manuer is a total waste of money... If they (the authorities) want to try and decrypt my strong encryption, I would be honored, but my clients wouldn't appreciate it...

  46. Uummm, Encryption?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The arguements for this are rediulous...to trace illegal activities or organisations like Hells Angels?? First off, I am sure they are competent enough to encrypt their communications. 2048 bit RSA keys....good luck with that wiretap when you cant even understand the information that is going across the wire.

    This type of system would ONLY be useful for the average joe, sitting at home downloading movies and music when they shoudn't. Worth the cost? No...

  47. CDN big brother won't be as good.... by Toadius · · Score: 1

    Maybe the CDN version will only be ~.850774 as good, aye?

  48. Watching leaders 24/7, I only have to say 1 name by sedyn · · Score: 1

    Bill Clinton. *Insert Clinton joke here*

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  49. Glad I Don't Live in That Country by bayers · · Score: 1

    Glad I don't live in that country.

  50. Yeah well by spect3r · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you lived here, you'd know that: A. If this is passed, our taxes will increase. Probably shown as "Access Fee". A(1). This said tax will be taxed again 7% GST. B. The Canadian Government (defined); is capable of "passing" law, but in-capable of "enforcing" laws. Same with everything from election platform promises to general public funding. C. Oh, and... Hoser Defined I agree. It's a plot to monitor us Canadians downloading our copious amounts of Rush and Tragically Hip music.

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  51. this: by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    Well, isn't socialism all about the needs of the many outweighing the needs of the few? In other words, the needs of society as a whole being more important than the rights of individuals?

    1. Re:this: by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, isn't socialism all about the needs of the many outweighing the needs of the few? In other words, the needs of society as a whole being more important than the rights of individuals?

      No. Not at all.

      Socialism says that society should try its best not to simply abandon people and let them fend for themselves. You know ... not starving to death, healthcare, education.

      You're both badly misquoting Spock, and mischaracterizing all forms of socialism as inherently individual-destroying, impersonal machines.

      If you donate to a charity, that is doing something socially minded. You're not inherently deciding that all of your money should be appropriated to help everyone else out.

      As in all things, there are varying degrees -- in Canada, we still try to preserve individual rights, but also try to make sure as many people as possible get a leg up. Or, at least that's what we try to do.

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  52. Require a warrant first by psyklopz · · Score: 1

    As far as understand, this will still require a court order from a judge.

    This isn't much different from what's there now-- it's just forcing ISPs to make implementing the court order easier.

    And it doesn't mean that the RCMP can just randomly wiretap your internet communications whenever they feel like it-- they still have to go see a judge first, just like if they wanted to wiretap your phone.

  53. Wrong... by butterwise · · Score: 1

    The Canadian Government demands Widespread Panic access. Plus a backstage pass, and all the waffles they can eat.

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  54. Re:What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gan by shotfeel · · Score: 1

    Lets make a law saying that all our elected officials are required to have a live webcam feed 24/7/365 from their offices, cars and houses.

    WooHoo! Britney Spears vs. Pamela Anderson for president!

  55. utilitarianism by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, isn't socialism all about the needs of the many outweighing the needs of the few? In other words, the needs of society as a whole being more important than the rights of individuals?

    That's not socialism, it's Utilitarianism. That which creates the most happiness.

    Socialism (from Wiki):
    Socialism is an ideology with the core belief that a society should exist in which popular collectives control the means of power, and therefore the means of production.

    There is more defining both, but it is essentially Utilitarianism that has "needs of the many outweighing the needs of the few" A nice example from wiki:
    A surgeon has six patients: one needs a liver, one needs a pancreas, one needs a gall bladder, and two need kidneys. The sixth just came in to have his appendix removed. Should the surgeon kill the sixth man and pass his organs around to the others? Or, indeed, what would stop him from simply hunting down and slaughtering the first healthy man (the seventh) he comes across on the street, patient or non-patient? This would obviously violate the rights of the sixth/seventh man, but act utilitarianism seems to imply that, given a purely binary choice between (1) killing the man and distributing his organs or (2) not doing so and the other five dying, violating his rights is exactly what we ought to do.

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  56. Sir Humphrey Appleby! You're Alive! by Myriad · · Score: 1
    Governments always seem to load up their shotgun and miss the wrong target. They stumble on a solution to a problem, and don't ever question whether that's a problem they really should be solving or if the solution will actually work.

    Sir Humphreys! Beautiful! Who's the lucky minister to have you writing for them now??

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  57. not that this will stop snotty American brats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...from bad-mouthing their country and claiming that everything is so much better in Canada or the UK or New Zealand or whatever the grass-is-greener-on-the-other-side de jour is today.

    Every time liberal brats complain about how awful civil liberties are being tromped on in the USA, they overlook the small detail that every place else is much worse.

    Have you ever read the Canadian Charter of Rights? It's such a lovely document, until you get to the part where the government can pass a law that violates it for a renewable five year period. And if the government gets tired of having to renew it, it can always just change the Charter.

    No nasty Constitutional "Congress shall pass no law" in Canada. The government can do whatever the majority votes.

    At least Canada has a pretense of having a written constitution and bill of rights. The UK doesn't even have that. Oh, it had a Bill of Rights, but it's been eviscerated over the centuries.

  58. Or maybe *this* is the question you should ask... by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps the question we should ask is: why aren't modern governments afraid enough of their own citizens to tread very, very carefully when it comes to peeking into our private affairs?

    I shouldn't, but sometimes I think wistfully of the time when a political leader who treated the people with disdain ran the risk not just of early retirement, but of being hanged to the nearest tree. I wonder whether the personal risks associated with being too arrogant in an earlier era might have wonderfully cleared the politician's mind of foolish delusions of grandeur and encouraged a salutary humbleness.

  59. Interesting, the ability is there... by slashhax0r · · Score: 1

    In the DMS line of switches already. When we went from analogue switching to digital trunks and all that, there were was the ability to listen in added right from the get-go. VOIP is the biggest issue now and i'm sure thats what they are after.

  60. feudalism is not dead, then. by Quadraginta · · Score: 2

    they still have to go see a judge first

    Oh goody. A judge, eh? Like how, in the old days, the bailiff would have to go see the the lord of the manor first, before he could confiscate my crop and sell my barefoot children into slavery.

  61. Ed the Sock by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Actually I believe the complaint was that Triumph the insult Dog was a direct rip off of Ed the Sock.

    Ed the Sock has been one of the funniest characters on TV for years.

    As for Canadian insulting public figures it happens quite a bit. It is a regular occurance for politicians to end up on comedy shows with self mocking skits.

  62. Second Time around by PacketScan · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why Telco's haven't build in these Wire tap functions. Maybe it's a Ploy to fatten up the universal service funds that have become the Telco's personal Biggie Banks. Now my service fee will increase because they need to add these features. They Knew damn well this would be coming. Did they suddenly think everyone in the world had gone legit, Ha fat chance. I think the Telco's should be paying for this purely out of there profits. The Board of directors has failed the companies involved. I'm Disgusted -- And i don't care about spelling and grammar -Damn trolls!

  63. clarification? by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, I wish I could say that's enlightening, but it's not.

    Isn't a "popular collective" just another name for a government? And so isn't a core belief that a "popular collective" should control the means of power just a basic belief that there should exist a government at all?

    In which case, what distinguishes socialism from any other form of government? I certainly thought it was an enhanced attention to the good of society as a whole, and hence a decreased attention to individual rights (since the two are continually in conflict, as anyone who has been asked to turn his stereo down late at night can testify...)

    1. Re:clarification? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Isn't a "popular collective" just another name for a government?

      More or less, it can be a government, but also to what extent. Remember, that is the given deffinition for socialism and socialism is a form of government. So we are doing circular reasoning on that.

      What was defined for Utilitarianism is essentially an Ethics System for determining what is the best course of action or the most ethical, not a means of Government.

      In which case, what distinguishes socialism from any other form of government?

      Differnces: Socialism is a form of Communism, the "Classless" society. In theory, this means everyone is perfectly equal. We don't have any of what has been carachterized in the western world as the "Rich class" "Middle class" "Poor class". To give a historical example, The Aristocracy and the Peasants, that later evolved into the Aristocracy, the Peasants, the Merchants and (in some cases and places) the Religion. A more recent example might be Indias Caste System. This is essentially what the Communist type governments are supposed to eliminate.

      Socialism combines the Communist government theory and Economics. Essentially putting the entire government has full control of the economy. When doing this, the things that follow have generally been central planning and control of the economy by an individual or committee and Price Controls. Probably a few other things I am missing. One thing other thing that seems to be related is the creation of a "Welfare State" where certain people rely on the government for all their needs.

      It gets kind of hard to compare Socialism to other kinds of government due to the combination of Government and Economics in the deffinition. On the opposite side of the spectrum from the economics of Socialism is the Free-Market. Essentially no government control at all. On the government side... Well, it's kind of hard. In the current and previous versions of the Socialist Governments, (USSR), usually a small group of people or an idividual have had complete control of the governemnt. There were no general elections or anything similar. They have essentially been dictatorships run by either an individual or a committee. The selection of new members is carried out by existing members.

      I certainly thought it was an enhanced attention to the good of society as a whole, and hence a decreased attention to individual rights (since the two are continually in conflict, as anyone who has been asked to turn his stereo down late at night can testify...)

      Yes, it does seem that the rights of the individual are in complete conflict. Mostly this seems to be due to the need of the Communist style governments to have complete control over everything that goes on. One thing from your example, however. It is generally held that "Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins". Hence, you can say anything you want but you can not force me to listen. Another way of looking at it is this, your right to listen to the radio ends when it violates someone elses right not to hear it. One solution would be for you to wear headphones.

      Another thing on this. What is "good for society as a whole" is debatable. Some would say what is good for the individual is good for society. Hence anything that tramples on the rights of an individual harms society as a whole. Others would say that the good of society requires that some or all of the rights be eliminated. Most systems generally have a compromise of the two. People have the right to privacy unless X condition is met. In which case in the USA there are search warants and wire tap requests (also a form of warant). What constitutes the X condition is always moving. In the USSR no one had the right to privacy, which seemed to be the main reason behind the KGB. Anyone who disagreed with the system was generally arrested and "re-educated" at best. At worst?

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  64. This is pretty much a mirror of existing US law. by bpalmer · · Score: 1

    Read the U.S. Communications Assistance for Law Enforcement Act of 1994. It mandates certain levels of wiretap access and availability for all telecom carriers. It's a fairly large financial burden on telecom carriers, but in terms of rights it's same old same old.

  65. Still puzzled... by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    Socialism says that society should try its best not to simply abandon people...

    Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification. I never studied this political stuff at school -- too busy with math and science. But these goals sound very nice! May I ask, however, where "society" gets the massive resources needed for this noble mission? I mean, where does "society" get the buckets of money and labor it needs to feed everybody, see to their healthcare needs, and educate them? I take it we're assuming large numbers are unable to do so themselves (hence the need for this kind of government), and I take it we're not talking some kind of voluntary mutual help organization. I appreciate your example (donating money to charity), but I was under the impression that socialism was not an individual philosophical choice (such as donating money to the Red Cross) but a system of government imposed on all.

    May I assume that in order to get the resources to meet the noble goals "society" finds it necessary to take money and labor by force from -- I suppose I would've naively said rob -- certain people in order to give to others? Sort of a Robin Hood kind of deal? It seems complicated to sort out the morality...unless, of course, one expects to be usually a member of the "receiving" class, or at least a member of the "deciding" class that chooses from whom to take and to whom to give, in which case it sounds like a great system. I'd sure like people to do more work for me than I do for them, or, at least, I'd sure like to be in charge of deciding how the fruit of everyone else's labor should be distributed.

    1. Re:Still puzzled... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Socialism says that society should try its best not to simply abandon people...
      Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification. I never studied this political stuff at school -- too busy with math and science. But these goals sound very nice! May I ask, however, where "society" gets the massive resources needed for this noble mission?

      I didn't study this stuff in school either, my degree is in Computing Science. But I've read a hell of a lot of Philosophy, and have my own opinions on the matter.

      Like it or not, this stuff comes from your taxes. Yes, it's impossible to actually collect enough taxes to pay for everything you could possibly do. Yes, it does boil down to a system of Government. According the Webster, the definition for "state socialism" (definition number 4 of socialism) is as follows:

      Main Entry: state socialism
      Function: noun
      : an economic system with limited socialist characteristics introduced by usually gradual political action

      That would be a fair description of what has happened in many countries over the world. It's by no means a perfect system, but it's a hell of a lot better than callously deciding that you don't fsck'ing care.

      However, I can guarantee that there is no country on Earth where you have to pay no taxes, nor be expected to contribute to the operating costs of your government, not be expected to have even a glimmer of a responsibility for everyone else.

      Not even your precious old US of A has this. There already exists medicare and unemployment assistance in the US, so identify one country in which you wouldn't have to pay taxes for such stuff, and I'll show you a place where life is exceedingly cheap. So cheap, in fact, that nobody gives a shit if you live or die.

      If there is any level of taxes which help pay for common elements, and/or help pay for desireable elements for more than those who can pony up the cash, than to some extent, you are in a situation in which some level of socialist ideas have crept in.

      May I assume that in order to get the resources to meet the noble goals "society" finds it necessary to take money and labor by force from -- I suppose I would've naively said rob -- certain people in order to give to others?

      Yawn. That old hack about Taxes being theft? Well, here is my only response to that, I won't debate it with you because I know how polarizing these things can be.

      Why, yes, we could even debate that old Ayn Rand saw about how imposing taxes on people involves theft at gun-point, and is therefore morally abhorrent. That was cute back in my college days, but quite frankly, she talks out of her ass quite too much for my tastes nowadays. Her absolutist position which says "screw you, I've got mine" attempts to summarily dismiss anything not thought of by Her Divine Eminence of Capitalism, and mostly boils down to "because I said so". So I'm not really interested in doing that either. But you could yell at a few rocks if you feel compelled.

      Look, like it or not, the direction that most countries are taking is a move towards at least some levels of socialism/social consciousness/not being Ayn Rand. In Canada, that we've done this is quite evident. You can go ahead and continue to believe that the Capitalist Utopia exists, or can exist anyplace. You wil be arguing for a political system which has never existed.

      In the mean time, the rest of us will examine what is actually happening in the world.

      Cheers
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      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
  66. That's civil law... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    I read the comment and found it completely illogical. How is the lawful access provision going to give a third party, non-governmental agency access to private information when the courts have refused to do so? The lawful access legislation is simply an attempt to move cellular and internet communications into the telephone wiretap section of the Criminal Code of Canada. The same legal standards that apply to telephone wiretaps (judicial oversight, etc.) will apply to email and the internet. The CRIA tried in civil court to subpoena the information from Canadian ISPs and failed, this is about criminal matters.

    The real controversy for ISPs and cellular carriers as I understand it is the cost of the new legislation. It's going to cost them a lot of money to meet the access standards the government wants.

  67. This should come as no surprise.. by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

    Canada has always outlined greater powers for it's government then the U.S. We do have better checks and balances, more open and accountable government (seemingly of course /tinfoil).

    I find it insightful to consider the American motto... "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" (Which should be assumed rights everwhere and go without saying)...

    Canadian "Peace, Order, and Good Government".

    It's right there on our Clown coloured money! GOOD GOVERNMENT!

    I will bet $1000,000 that Canadian government starts broadcasting all government conversations before the U.S. (We already broadcast the house of commons 24 hrs on channel 62 Does the U.S. Do the same?)

    1. Re:This should come as no surprise.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We do have better checks and balances, more open and accountable government

      With the notable exception of Revenue Canada, of course. We can't be looking at how money is collected, spent or given because that would make it too hard to bribe some people and lean on the rest.

  68. Blame Bush by Arandir · · Score: 0, Troll
    In an effort to fit into the Slashdot culture and improve my popularity, I hereby blame Bush for this...

    ...or maybe it's Karl Rove. Oh hell, I don't know, someone tell me what to think!

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    1. Re:Blame Bush by quarkscat · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Blame Bush? Bush is an idiot. Bush is a sock-puppet to his minders like Karl Rove and "Tricky Dick" Cheney. And they all get their marching orders from their corporate sponsers.

      But it is those corporate sponsers who have grown so rich and powerful at the trough of government acquiescence in the USA that they can now extend their power to Canada (like they have already done in the UK and Australia). One need only look at the extended duration of copyright priviledge, and the crushing of "fair use" through DMCA, etcetera.

      It is more the fault of the USA's neo(Con)artists in the US Congress who are to blame. And it all started with the GOP's "Contract With America" (, or rather "Contract on the Constitution and the Middle Class".)

      You Canadians didn't really think that there was not a down side to NAFTA, did you?

    2. Re:Blame Bush by Arandir · · Score: 1

      What's really sad, is that I can't tell if your post is sincere or satire. If it's sincere, you need to adjust your prozac medication. If it's satire, you need to make it sound less like a Daily Kos comment.

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      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
  69. Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Changing the Charter requires 100% of the provinces, plus the federal government, to agree to the changes. Know how many times that has happened since the Charter was enacted in the mid 80's? That's right, zero.

    Moreover, the 5-year exceptions are quite practical. For example, if we need to pass anti-terrorism laws giving CSIS some sort of special powers that violate our civil rights, they only last for 5 years. Every 5 years (or even more often) we get a new government here, so if we don't like what they enact, we can kick them out and those unpopular exceptions are highly unlikely to be renewed by the new government. It's a damn sight better than signing something like the PATRIOT Act into law for all time (or until common sense once again reigns supreme in your Grand Ole U.S. of A.)

    From up here, my Canadian civil liberties seem in much less jeopardy than those of you and your American friends. Your country has been stealthily headed towards totalitarianism for about five years now. Once I would have leapt at a chance to work in the United States, but not anymore. Your government is slowly destroying the foundation of personal freedom and personal accountability on which your great nation was based, and your apathetic citizens aren't doing a damned thing about it.

    1. Re:Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So sorry, but you aren't very familiar with your system of government in Canada, are you? The Ministry of Propaganda, I mean Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, doesn't bother to tell you that Canada has warrantless searches and compulsion to testify against yourself. What? You thought the Charter said otherwise? Too bad you didn't read about the exceptions. Even you admit that the Charter allows parliament to suspend rights for a 5-year period. Furthermore, in a parliamentary system even the Supreme Court must back down. It is therefore a simple matter to establish totalitarism. Weimar Germany, Singapore, Zimbabwe, and many others have all demonstrated the mechanism. The majority of parliament passes an Enabling Act which turns over power to the PM; and under the Enabling Act the ruling party is defined as the sole legal political party. The renewal in 5 years is a formality. Contrast that to the situation in the US. The Supreme Court can toss out any law passed by Congress (and none of the Canadian "unless Parliament reaffims that they really want this law"). The Bill of Rights can not be passed over by any act of Congress. The PATRIOT Act does not violate the Bill of Rights. It merely gives police the sort of investigative powers for suspected terrorists that they have always had for suspected drug smugglers. These powers are still much less than the powers that the police have always enjoyed in Commonwealth countries, including Canada. Even if Congress wanted to, they could not pass a law that violated the Bill of Right, not even for a limited duration. Emergency powers are defined in the US Constitution; and the most notable is the power to suspend habeus corpus. Last and not least, Americans have one right which guarantees all the other rights. It's a right that the subjects of the British monarch, including Canadians, once held, but voted themselves away. That right is the Right to Keep and Bear Arms.

  70. Off topic, but money talks ... by can56 · · Score: 1
    and Canadian currency is referred to as CAD.

    Our bills are works of art -- assorted indigenous critters on one side, and an 80+ year queen on the other -- but for some reason the rest of the world prefers dead presidents ;-)

    1. Re:Off topic, but money talks ... by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      CAD is short for CAnadian Dollar, not Canada or Canadian.

    2. Re:Off topic, but money talks ... by can56 · · Score: 1
      Well of course. CAD == Canadian Dollars, USD == United States of Americas Dollars (I'm making this up as I go along), and Pounds == weight, force, gold, or how much you have to lose. I'm not sure what a Euro is yet (some kind of train in a tunnel?)

      Canadians are the among the shyest people on the planet, which explains why we cannot agree on a simple one, two, or three letter acronymn. Take any three-letter combination of C,D,N, and A, and we'll hold a referendum (using pen and paper) to decide the winner ;-)

    3. Re:Off topic, but money talks ... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1
      Canadians are the among the shyest people on the planet...

      Not according to a recent study that busts the myths of many national stereotypes: National Character Does Not Reflect Mean Personality Trait Levels in 49 Cultures.

      ...For example, Americans believe the typical American is very assertive, and Canadians believe the typical Canadian is submissive, but in fact Americans and Canadians have almost identical scores on measures of assertiveness, a little above the world average. ...

      I think Canadians may have higher levels of passive aggression, which on the outside *may* look like they are more shy about things. But I am not so sure that it is always so passive. :-)

      --
      -- I ignore anonymous replies to my comments and postings.
    4. Re:Off topic, but money talks ... by can56 · · Score: 1
      "I think Canadians may have higher levels of passive aggression, which on the outside *may* look like they are more shy about things. But I am not so sure that it is always so passive. :-)"

      Passive aggression? I'll have to ask my (fictional) therapest about that, before we start discussing military intelligence ;-)

      Thanks for the link.

  71. Re:not that this will stop snotty American brats.. by XFriday · · Score: 3, Informative

    What good is a piece of paper (ie. the constitution) if your politicians routinely stomp all over it, ignore it, or otherwise interpret it to be compatible with the desires of the day? I would rather have no piece of paper and a government with some semblance of sanity, rather than a piece of paper and a government that does not give a shit what it says.

  72. Re:not that this will stop snotty American brats.. by KillerBob · · Score: 1

    There's nothing in the Charter of Rights & Freedoms, or any of the other documents that basically amount to our bill of rights and constitution that bans this kind of power. There's only one clause in the document that's even remotely applicable:

    8. Everyone has the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure.

    That's it. That's the entire clause. No subsections, no footnotes, no need to define terms, no need to qualify it with a 4-page essay pontificating exactly what constitutes "unreasonable". You'd do well to read the document: http://laws.justice.gc.ca/en/charter/, especially since it's the legal grounding for the gay marriage issue... clause 15, if you're wondering.

    See... there's not really any definition of "unreasonable" in the document, and as a result, the government can pretty well do whatever they want without violating our rights, as long as it can be justified as a reasonable measure being taken. What really gets me here, however, is that the powers TFA is talking about are already within their capabilities. They have been for a very long time. Remember Echelon? Take a look at what the CSE is responsible for within that organization. :)

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    If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read. - Japanese proverb
  73. Canadian gov't isn't quite like that by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

    Our govn't is basically a dictatorship while in, but their laws can quite rapidly be undone with a election

    You are right that Canada is really more of an "elected dictatorship" than a democracy, however you are a bit mistaken when it comes to the ease with which we can change our laws (specifically the constitution--the US constitution is probably easier to amend than ours)

    A bit of background: From Canada's inception as an independent Dominion in 1967 until 1981 the Canadian constitution was the British North American act. This was a British piece of legislation and as such Canadians technically COULD NOT CHANGE their own constitution until it passed through the British House of Commons, House of Lords and given assent by the Queen. In 1981 we repatriated our constitution and added a Charter of Rights. This most certainly WAS a "huge deal" and it was indeed debated in the British house and had to be given assent by the Queen herself. This was a long, complicated and contentious process and in the end Quebec never signed the repatriated constitution (so they are only obligated to honour the terms of the original BNA Act? Seems that way).

    The amending formula of our current constitution requires 7 of 10 provinces representing a majority of the population to pass any changes to the constitution and given the nature of our country (population distribution and culteral diversity) it is practically imposssible to achieve such approval. The last two times we attempted to amend the constitution failed (the Meech Lake and Charlettown Accords--the primary objective was to get Quebec to finally sign on).

    The constitution is a fundamental piece of legislation, however other legislation can be written to be made difficult to undo by successive governments as well. The Gun Registry would be very difficult to undo--partly becasue of how big it is and partly because of the huge infrastructure, system of contracts, etc that is involved. Some legislation is also introduced by gov't because it was ordered to do so by the courts (the judiciary in Canada wields quite a bit of power), and such legislation is very difficult to change once it is in place.

    There is one challenge that Canadian gov't doesn't have to deal with--and that is with having a divided gov't (such as when you ahve a Republican president and Democrat congress, or HR and Senate led by different parties). We CAN have a minority government which is pretty much as bad though (we have that now--Liberals dominate but do not hold the majority--and they aren't willing to align with the Conservatives or separatists. They are only willing to work with the NDP, which is not large enough to hold the balance of power without the assistance of and independent or two).

    In the minority situation we have a REAL problem because the Prime Minister's Office and the governing party hold too much influence over parliament proceedings and we are now seeing how much of our democracy relies on "convention" that can be conveniently circumvented--for example the gov't has stopped granting "opposition days" in which opposition parties can table their own motions so they cannot be easily thrown out on a non-confidence vote. In reality even in a minority gov't the PM can personally control the agenda of the Commons--any meaningful contribution by opposition parties is only granted out of "parliamentary convention". In the US, in order to get anything done in the equivalent situation of a divided gov't the president must cooperate more and his bidding can be vetoed. If Bush had the power over the US that Martin could have over Canada he could HAND PICK ALL Republican candidates in federal elections, declare martial law, draft all young men to fight in Iraq and wire tap anyone he pleases and he couldn't be stopped for up to five years until forced to call an election.

    So, yes the proposed legislation on wiretapping just enforces capability and warrants are still required, however given the lack of checks and balances and reliance on "convention" for Canadian democracy (not to mention how the War Measures act was used rather casually in the past) it does disturb me that the gov't is trying to force us all to set up for huge potential abuses.

  74. Re:not that this will stop snotty American brats.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Compare that text in Canada's Charter with the Fourth Amendment to the US Constitution:

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

    Note several important differences:

    Canada's Charter (a law, not the constitution) grants a right. The US Constitution forbids violation of the right (which is superior to the constitution).

    Canada's Charter grants this right to persons but says nothing about property. The US Constitution protects "persons, houses, papers, and effects".

    Canada's Charter says nothing about how "reasonable" search or seizure is done; and in fact Canada allows warrantless searches and seizures. The US Constitution requires detailed warrants with probable cause.

    The US has one serious flaw, however. It allows the brats to come back after reality sets in and they realize that the grass isn't really greener on the other side.

  75. CND? by g0at · · Score: 0, Troll

    What is this "CND" shit? Who made that up?

    If you want to use cutesy abbreviations, how about the ISO country code (CAN).

    -ben

  76. Global village by phorm · · Score: 1

    I wonder about the issues with global data though. If a wiretap financial intercepts confidential data from a Canadian going to a European client, what are the rules on holding it (and safeguarding it)? It's not quite the same as tapping phones because digital data can contain a lot more information, and you generally don't transfer a couple hundred-thousand financial records out loud on the phone (moreover you can cut recording of the phone conversation if somebody were using such data).

    How about if the connection was to somebody in say, the British government, on top-secret matters. What happens then?

    1. Re:Global village by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you familiar with the SAS?

  77. How? by can56 · · Score: 1

    We are one of the oil-producing/exporting countries. We meddle with ourselves.

  78. Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament by slim · · Score: 1
    What is this "CND" shit? Who made that up?

    Yes, Acronym Finder lists a number of meanings, none of which is "Canada". The first meaning that leapt to my mind was "Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament".

    Canada's not such a long name to type anyway, now, is it?

    If you want to use cutesy abbreviations, how about the ISO country code (CAN).

    Usually a good idea, although be careful with the UK -- the ISO code is GB, but you might upset unionist Northern Irish if you use it.

    See here:

    The use of "GB" for "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" surprises some people. However, the United Kingdom and the Ukraine both wanted "UK" so rather than start World War III over the matter, the United Kingdom was assigned "GB" and the Ukraine was assigned "UA.


  79. Re:Reasonable search by dswan69 · · Score: 1

    However the police are inherently paranoid and suspicious. In effect everyone is up to no good in their books. They just haven't figured out what you're up to yet, but if they could spy on you a little they'd be able to determine your crime.

  80. Re:not that this will stop snotty American brats.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time liberal brats complain about how awful civil liberties are being tromped on in the USA, they overlook the small detail that every place else is much worse.

    The citizen of Oceania is not allowed to know anything of the tenets of the other two philosphies, but he is taught to execrate them as barbarous outrages upon morality and common sense. Actually, the three philosophies are barely distinguishable.

  81. Yes, CND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is this "CND" shit? Who made that up?

    It's a well known and widely used term. I've seen it in use for well over twenty years, and I suspect it to be even older than that. I suspect it originated in the financial papers: when I was younger, I used to see expressions like $50 (CDN), to mean "Fifty dollars ( Canadian currency)", and similarly, $50 (US) for "Fifty dollars (US currency). Now, the expressions CAD, for "Canadian dollars" or USD, for "US dollars" are typically used, presumably because they're even more concise.

    If you want to use cutesy abbreviations, how about the ISO country code (CAN).

    CDN stands for "Canadian". CAN stands for "Canada".

    One word is a noun, the other is an adjective. They're not interchangeable.

    Hope that clears up your confusion.
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    AC

  82. Re:not that this will stop snotty American brats.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference is that the people who badmouth the USA the most are the ones who are the most ignorant about conditions elsewhere in the world, and those who defend the USA the most are the ones who are the most knowledgable about conditions elsewhere in the world.

    In the latter category, you will find quite a few individuals who have lived and worked overseas as regular employees, as opposed to tourists or pampered pets of some political movement. Nobody can claim to understand a place until they've smelled its stinking armpit.