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ZDNet on the Essence of Geek

sebFlyte writes "ZDNet has a feature on The Essence of Geek, which looks at the rise of the geek (and the fact that everyone's turning into one), in the years post .com boom." From the article: "For a few years, an interest in computers and technology became inextricable linked with wealth and power -- geek became chic. Technology companies suddenly became the focus of the kind of attention that had been reserved for the music or fashion industries. In the UK TV makers even went so far as to create a hip series, Attachments, based around the antics of a tech start-up."

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  1. It takes more than that by MoxCamel · · Score: 4, Insightful
    and the fact that everyone's turning into [a geek]...

    Um...no. Owning an iPod and knowing how to use it doesn't make you a geek. Knowing how to use your Windows smartphone doesn't make you a geek. Discussing mobile phone design doesn't make you a geek, because from tfa, I don't think they were talking about protocols or other engineering aspects. Even knowing how to synchronize your email with your smartphone doesn't make you a geek. It makes you a slave, but not a geek.

    Knowing how to use technical things in the prescribed manner does not make you a geek, any more than knowing the exits on an airplane makes you a flight attendent. Knowing how to use technical things in ways they were never meant to be used makes you a geek. (and this is only one small definition "geekiness.")

    Saying that "we're all geeks" is like saying "everyone is special, just like you."

    Mox

    1. Re:It takes more than that by D-Cypell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Nerds are people that are fascinated by technology. Geeks are people that are fascinated by technology, but know what to do with it."

      Case in point, Bill Gates is a nerd. Linus Torvalds is a geek. IMHO.


      Do me a favour! You are suggesting that Bill Gates, the guy who built a technology company that changed the entire planet and based on the success attained a personal fortune that is larger than the GDP of many countries is someone who is "fascinated by technology but doesnt know what to do with it!". I think not!

      It is time to stop trying to define the terms nerd, geek, dork etc they mean nothing. I happen to be a software professional whose hobbies are mostly related to tech too. I have been called all of these things (and more :oP), as a wise-mane once said... "I am what I am and that's all that I am!".

    2. Re:It takes more than that by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I see Bill as a business man.
      He used computers as an end to a means, MONEY.

      Linus is here for the code.

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    3. Re:It takes more than that by xeniten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Do me a favour! You are suggesting that Bill Gates, the guy who built a technology company that changed the entire planet and based on the success attained a personal fortune that is larger than the GDP of many countries is someone who is "fascinated by technology but doesnt know what to do with it!"." Yes I am. Exactly that. Look it's well known that Microsoft makes terrible products. Microsoft is the McDonalds of the software industry. Sure McDonalds probably sells more food than anyone, and they are very wealthy at it. But everyone knows a steady diet of that crap will kill you eventually. Microsoft's major customers are nerds not geeks and that's why MS is so wealthy, that's why they have been so successful. Their target market is decidedly non-geek. Most geeks use Linux, *BSD, and recently OSX. If Bill Gates was a geek, Windows would be far more secure and more stable than it is. If Bill Gates were a geek I doubt anyone would have ever heard of the "blue screen of death".

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    4. Re:It takes more than that by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your ananova story is really stupid.

      Of course you lose weight if you eat much less!

      It doesn't make it healthy or even meeting the dietary requirements for an average person.

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    5. Re:It takes more than that by ocbwilg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think yes. What he did/does is marketing, nothing to do with technology.

      I disagree. I think that Bill Gates, along with Paul Allen and the other early Microsofites are all geeks. The difference is that now that they're multi-millionaires and billionaires, you don't see as much of the geeking as you used to.

      If you read some of the histories of early Microsoft (or bios of Gates) I think you would be suprised. Bill dropped out of college because he was more interested in tinkering with early computers and writing software for them than getting his degree. The first company he formed with Paul Allen (Traf-o-data) was basically just the two of them building traffic monitoring computers and writing software for them, and then trying to sell them to cities for flow/congestion analysis.

      Bill himself was responsible for writing some of the early BASIC interpreters on multiple platforms in the late 70's and early 80's. They wrote CPU emulators because they couldn't get their hands on prototypes of early computing platforms but needed to write software for them. And this was the stuff that was going on when MS only had 8-10 employees.

      You might not like Bill Gates or Microsoft for what they are today, but it is absolutely ludicrous to pretend that he hasn't more than earned his chops as a geek.

    6. Re:It takes more than that by nathanh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If you read some of the histories of early Microsoft (or bios of Gates) I think you would be suprised. Bill dropped out of college because he was more interested in tinkering with early computers and writing software for them than getting his degree.

      He was expelled from college because he stole computer time to develop the BASIC software that launched Microsoft.

    7. Re:It takes more than that by Al+Dimond · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Being a geek isn't about technology. I know lots of geeks that aren't really all that fascinated with technology. They might be art geeks, language geeks, philosophy geeks or math geeks, and when I (as a computer geek) talk to those people it's like we're speaking a common language. It's the language of inquiry and passion for understanding. They want to understand a bit about why I get so pissed off at BellSouth or SCO, or what Linux is (and I usually tell them "It's acutally GNU/Linux" and then go off on a Stallmanesque rant). I want to understand the difference between artistic and musical minimalism or what the Incompleteness Theorem actually means.

      Wow, I must have forgotten to take my cynicism pill before that post.

  2. Everyone is a Geek. by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Everyone. Everyone has that one area of passion in which they excel and have a knowledge of minutae. Be it Red Sox stats dating to 1903, the best ways to obtain and smoke drugs, or how to make a rocket- everyone is a Geek in one way shape or form. Now we're just finally realizing it.

    After all, how different is dressing up for a Star Trek Convention and a Football game? Not much...

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    1. Re:Everyone is a Geek. by trigeek · · Score: 3, Funny
      "After all, how different is dressing up for a Star Trek Convention and a Football game? Not much..."

      Spoken like a true Star Trek geek...

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    2. Re:Everyone is a Geek. by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


      how different is dressing up for a Star Trek Convention and a Football game?

      You won't get home from the convention with hot-wing sauce smeared on your face and Bud spilled down your uniform.

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    3. Re:Everyone is a Geek. by tommers · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well one big difference is that the number of people in American society who dress up for Star Trek Conventions is smaller by many orders of magnitudes than the number of people who dress up for Fotoball games.

      Not everyone has passion, but more importantly the level of passion for traditional interests like baseball still has much more breadth and depth than baseball.

      I agree the geek is "more" chic, especially in certain tech-conscious areas like the valley, but I think the article and this post perceive it to be a much more significant trend than is justified by the info provided.

      And to look at it from another perspective, I think modern politics have reflected an increase in anti-intellectualism. This was most apparent in the success of the the 2004 Bush/Cheney campaign and an antagonism towards science the Intelligent Design issue seems to have espoused/surfaced. And while geeks might not value the "cultured" aspect of intellectualism, they still seem to be pro-intellectual.

    4. Re:Everyone is a Geek. by MattyDK23 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Everyone. Everyone has that one area of passion in which they excel and have a knowledge of minutae. Be it Red Sox stats dating to 1903...

      Shh! Do you want to be sued?

    5. Re:Everyone is a Geek. by AceCaseOR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depends on the team. From what I've observed, Star Trek geeks are more accepted by society then (rabid) Oakland Raiders fans (and Raiders Fans aren't particularly accepting of fans of the opposing team, at least at home games).

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    6. Re:Everyone is a Geek. by tsaler · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't have any problem with the majority of what you said in your post. The only thing I take issue with is the claim about anti-intellectualism. I'll try to clarify.

      Anti-intellectualism is, to me, a belief that those who are academics or intellectually-inclined are bad. You'll find this sometimes, I hate to say it, in a lot of blue collar communities across the country. I come from one such community, though I didn't find the sentiment to be as strong as I have seen it elsewhere.

      What I think you see from time to time, though I won't be so bold as to attach it to the 2004 Bush-Cheney campaign, is a similar philosophy that says academics aren't any better than mechanics or any other group of people. This is more along the lines of what I subscribe to, and what I think people from where I grew up tend to subscribe to.

      Intellectualism is held on a pedestal by some people. If somebody says that intellectuals and academics are no better than the rest of us, that is sometimes construed as "anti-intellectualism" I think.

      To use your Intelligent Design example, some folks out there believe that evolution just isn't so. That doesn't mean that teachers can't teach it in schools, but you would be missing the other half of the story if you didn't see the heavy disdain heaped upon the religious community by the so-called intellectuals for belieiving in creationism in the first place. I'm fairly certain most Intelligent Design advocates have no problem co-existing with evolution. I believe they would argue that it's the intellectuals who refuse to co-exist with their beliefs. Whether any of that is actually true I won't begin to address here.

      I've heard people complain that they suffer from anti-intellectualism, and I've heard people make what I think you would consider "anti-intellectual" statements of their own. So I'm not coming at this from one side or the other.

      I'm more educated than the average American based on the statistics, but I dislike the superiority complex of some academics/intellectuals as much as the next guy. I don't think I'm anti-intellectual; I just think academics and intellectuals are in the same boat as the rest of us. I'm seriously opposed to the idea of philosopher-kings, and it bugs the heck out of me when professors in particular get their heads in the clouds like that from time to time.

      If you are thinking of a more specific example of anti-intellectualism within the Bush-Cheney campaign I'd be happy to address it, but I think you might be projecting general criticisms of conservatives in American politics onto a specific campaign when maybe it's not the most accurate thing in the world.

      Just my two cents.

    7. Re:Everyone is a Geek. by c4ffeine · · Score: 2, Funny

      What conventions do you go to?

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  3. And geek is not chic. by khasim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Until the high school cheerleaders start hanging out at the chess club, geek ain't chic.

    This is just about toys. Pre-packaged, nearly idiot proof, toys.

    1. Re:And geek is not chic. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Honestly I could care less about the cheerleaders. What I'm happiest about with this "geek revolution" is that suddenly...a lot of the things that used to be mocked and uncool are cool. What this does is cause a lot more um...to put it bluntly...HOT girls to hang out with geeky guys because they now share similar interests. I'm talking about things like anime...video games...MMORPGs, etc.

      And yes, I realize there are many people who are attracted to these things because they're suddenly "cool", but many stayed away from them in the past because of the stigma that was attached to them. That stigma is fast disappearing.

      So while we don't get to feel all special because we're into the things that are now mainstream, I for one welcome it. I'm excited that I get to enjoy my hobbies with a wider range of people now and not be looked at funny when I mention them.

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    2. Re:And geek is not chic. by packeteer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everyone may be turning into a geek but on slashdot we are still all just dorks.

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    3. Re:And geek is not chic. by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      you would be suprised at how "geeks" are looked upon by your average girl, no matter what any news article or study says. notice i said your everyday normal girl, hot or not. Sure there are girls here and there that do web design, do a little gaming, and know how to do more on their computers other than IM, add to her 'myspace' and type something up in Word, but for the most part girls are right brained..fascinated by art, fashion & design, cooking, interior design and other things that fall closely into that category. I have found that most girls i talk to, chat with or come in contact with shutter in amazement or just give me the "deer in the headlights look" when the infamous question comes up.."so..what do you do for a living?" and/or "what do you like to do?" and i tell her that i am a C++ programmer and i do OpenGL programming on the side, i have a LAN at home(which leads to a whole other explanation if she is bold enough to ask) and i like playing video games. She might think its cool or even muster that to you but in the back of her mind she is thinking how much in common this guy would have with me and the answer would be about 0.05%. Ohhh he is a programmer so he must smart and he has a LAN?? huh? what a nerd.. likes playing video games? what a socialphobe..umm i want to have kids thank you...i dont want to marry a 10 year old still playing video games...this is what i think your average girl would think.. but hey i could be wrong..

    4. Re:And geek is not chic. by jZnat · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you mean nerds...

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  4. I'm a geek now! by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like, omg, I'm so totally a geek now! I can IM, and sync my ipod, and blog, and post myspace pix! And like, even I know that those popups are annoying!

    I am SO geek!!!!

  5. Essence of Geek? by thaerin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like a line of new cologne from Ralph Loren aimed at today's IT workers.

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    1. Re:Essence of Geek? by xlr8ed · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's smells like a mix of Dorito's and Mom's basement

    2. Re:Essence of Geek? by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sounds like a line of new cologne from Ralph Loren aimed at today's IT workers.

      Sold in compressed air duster cans

  6. Attachments by Malc · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anybody who saw Attachments will know that the so called "geeks" it portrayed were nothing like the pale and socially inept people of real life. Entertaining enough though.

    Q: You know how a geek likes you?
    A: He looks at your shoes.

  7. I don't know about rockstar by AviLazar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I still don't have my 5000 groupie girls who would spread their legs open for me en masse'....however, when I meet girls and i tell them I program they pretty much go "oh wow, you must make a lot of money" and then i snicker to myself in sadness...obviously i don't argue with them (what girl wants a poor guy) but hey :) It is, however, more accepted. I know many hot girls who love places like myspace, AIM, etc.

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    1. Re:I don't know about rockstar by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Interesting
      While I got the tone of your post, I'd like to point out that there is a distinction with the current trend of geekiness from before.

      Before, in the tech boom, people thought it was cool to be a geek because if you were good with computers, you must make a lot of money, and people don't want to work, so they want to be married to someone who makes a lot.

      Nowadays people are actually interested in what we geeks are as opposed to just our earning potential (however misinformed they may be about that).

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  8. Book of Revelations? by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    "For a few years, an interest in computers and technology became inextricable linked with wealth and power -- geek became chic"

    I'm pretty sure this is one of the signs of the apocalypse

  9. Anorak? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Funny

    unlike nerd and anorak, which still tend to be used as insults Dude, I would HATE to be called an anorak! After all, who WOULD want to be identified as "a usually pullover hooded jacket long enough to cover the hips". So insulting.

  10. etymology by globaljustin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    from TFA

    The modern word surfaced in American slang in the early 20th century, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, and continued to refer to various kinds of oddballs. The OED records this example from the 1916 Wells Fargo Messenger: "A new Wells agent struck our town the other week, and say you never saw a more enthusiastic geek!" By the 1950s Webster's dictionary recorded that the word referred to a carnival sideshow weirdo "whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake".

    At some point, the word began to be used to refer to people with an interest so obsessive that it puts them outside the mainstream -- as it still is used to talk about people with an inordinate knowledge of, say, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. However, it's most immediate association is now with technology, and particularly with people who actually make technology work.

    I've found 'geek' to be neutral at best in common usage, and nerd always is negative. Now being 'rich' as opposed to being a 'geek'...I've found the former is always better socially, but is directly proportionate to the latter.

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  11. Ancient Geek Mythology by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He claims that increasingly, "we're all geeks" -- even if a lot of people don't care to admit it.

    I remember when a geek was a guy who was extremely intelligent, read books, didn't dress well or had the latest fashions, never had a good haircut/hygiene, was not good at sports and never made out with girls.

    If we are all indeed 'geeks' than the word geek doesn't mean anything. Or maybe we're just all nerds trying to be geeks?

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    1. Re:Ancient Geek Mythology by Ibag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The way language is used changes over time. Just as "liberal" was not always a pejorative, the term "geek" is being used either in a different context or possibly in a completely new way. Part of the reason language can shift like this is because words are defined by examples of their usage. There is no clear and objective standard for judging when an activity is "fun" or a pigment is "red" (I challenge you to, on a 256 color palette, decide which shades are clearly red and which are clearly not red. If you put every shade in one category or the other, your best friend will probably disagree on at least some of your decisions, though you probably won't be confident about it either). So too, there is no clear definition of geek.

      "Geek" was previously used to describe several, often overlapping groups of people; Geek described those who prefer math and computers to drinking or those who preferred Star Wars to women. Somehow, because of the correlation between "geekiness" and earnings potential, people felt the need to cast being in a geek in a more positive light and decided to focus on the relatively common (but not defining) tendency of geeks to be passionate about something. Passion bordering on fanatical zealotry that interferes in social interaction is not a requirement: I have heard people say things like "I'm a music geek" to mean as little as "I buy a few cds or 2 a month and go to a few concerts a year." As the common usage of the term changes, the definition changes. At this rate, in 10 years the term geek will be nothing but a meaningless modifier indicating slight interest.

      The problem is that while people don't want to view all "geeks" in a bad light because they see positives to being geeky, not all geeks are going to be deserving of praise for their geekiness, and so either "geek" will remain a pejorative depending on context or some other term will fill the niche of the formerly derogatory use of the word. When I was younger, there did not seem to be a large difference between "geek" and "nerd", but perhaps now "nerd" will become the formerly negative connotation of "geek"? Who knows?

      Language changes because we use many not quite equivalent definitions or examples to define terms, and as we shift from one definition to another, we change the canonical examples and alternate definitions. Do not be confused, though, geeks have not changed, only the usage of the term. Personally, I think that people changing the language I want to use is double plus ungood, but what can you do?

  12. Re:"Everyone's turning into one" by LWATCDR · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Frankly the geek bar seems to be getting lower not higher.
    I know people that just because they can us Windows think they are a "Geek". I hate the term geek I like the term hacker. If you can not create technology then you are not a hacker. If you can code, solder, or wire wrap then you are a hacker. If you can IM you are not. If you can write an IM then you are.
    It is about creation not use.

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  13. Quick recipe by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Essence of Geek:
    Serves: 1

    Ingredients:
    2 tbsp Mountain Dew: cooled to room temperature
    12 fl oz generic beer
    2 oz Cheetos: crushed to fine powder
    5 oz Bacon strips: fried till crisp
    0.5 lb butter: at room temperature
    0.5 lbs onions: ground to fine consistency
    2 nos. matured socks: preferably fermented for 3 days

    Preparation:
    Preparation Time: 5 minutes.

    Heat butter in pan until gently melting. Stir in remaining ingredients and simmer till delicious smell begins to whaffle through kitchen. Cool to room temperature, drain and apply in generous proportion.

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  14. The Geek is dead. Long live the Geek! by davidgrouchy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now the guys who picked on me are geeks too?

  15. I don't see that. by khasim · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Nerds are people that are fascinated by technology. Geeks are people that are fascinated by technology, but know what to do with it."

    Case in point, Bill Gates is a nerd. Linus Torvalds is a geek. IMHO.
    I'd say the first person is just a toy-phile. It isn't the technology, it's the toy.

    They don't care about the GPS technology. But when it came out in a toy, they bought them.

    They can't tell the difference between xDSL and a cable modem. But they buy whatever claims to give them the fastest access.

    The toy-philes will be able to take a picture with their phone, email to their work account and print it on the colour printer there. But they won't know how to convert it to a different format or even that there are different formats.

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  16. Geek = wealth? by dada21 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When did wealth mean "big credit lines?"

    Most geeks I meet have negative net equity due to outrageous debt loads. Maybe it's just Chicago? It seems that every geek here thinks they can live like Sergei Brin.

    I wonder if all the common people see are (leased) BMW's, (interest-only mortgaged) 5-bedroom homes and (almost maxed out) platinum cards when they see supergeeks?

    Talk about keeping up with the Joneses.

  17. Geek-Cred by Slipgrid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Um...no. Owning an iPod and knowing how to use it doesn't make you a geek. Knowing how to use your Windows smartphone doesn't make you a geek. Discussing mobile phone design doesn't make you a geek, because from tfa, I don't think they were talking about protocols or other engineering aspects. Even knowing how to synchronize your email with your smartphone doesn't make you a geek. It makes you a slave, but not a geek.

    Yeah, but some teen who wants to *fit-in* with the geeky kids, might buy these things thanking it helps. It's like when you were in high school, and saw that guy walking about with a tie dye Dead shirt on. He wasn't a hippy, and likly never found a Dead song that he liked, and never when to the show, but he did buy a tie dye shirt. Very trendy.

    Now, I've got a cs degree, and I know I geek my friends out with blab that they don't care about, but I don't own an iPod because of the DRM issues. Some people might say that someone who won't buy an iPod because of the DRM issues is a bigger geek than someone who owns them. However, the article is making a point. It does't matter if these people have any geek-cred. It's obvious that they want that geek-cred, just like the dude with the tie dye shirt.

  18. why, WHY us? by dotpavan · · Score: 2, Funny
    those were the days cherished by the chosen few, kissed by the Geek God, his children were happy in their cubicles happily glued to their monitors..

    then came an article claiming that geekiness is actually "kewl", and people were actually yearning to be one. That marked the end of geekdom. Now every other person using ipod and knowing how to download firefox considers himself/herself a geek, making the existence of the actual geeks as minority. Maybe, the geeks would start yearning to be just normal, and then it would reverse..

  19. Using technology vs. controlling it by lawaetf1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No doubt the term "geek" has been coopted by the media to describe, basically, the digerati generation. But I have to agree with my fellow /.ers... using your ipod and knowing how to upload photos from your cell phone does not make you a geek.

    Geek's don't just use technology, they understand how it is put together and desire to change or "hack" it for their own purposes. A geek molds technology to suit him, a regular schmoe makes do with what has been handed his way by 3com, intel, microsoft, etc, etc.
    That is the difference.

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  20. Glorious Geek Revolution by tokki · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We are in the midst of the Glorius Geek Revolution. Sure, high school sucks for geeks. It sucked for me, and it still sucks for most geeks today, but the life after high school has dramtically changed for the geek, for the better.

    A lot of the rags to riches stories involves geeks. South Park's creators, Family Guy's creator, Matt Groenig, Woz and Steve Jobs.

    We live better lives than our geek forefathers. A smart, industrious geek these days often earns a better living and lifestyle than our jock counterpart.

    Society is getting geekier. Take cops shows. They used to be buddy films, the cool guys with street smarts driving cool cars in chase scenes. Now the top cop show is CSI. Geeks with badges, walking around with black lights, analyzing semen. NCIS, Law and Order, The West Wing, Adult Swim... culture has definately taken a turn for the geekier end of the spectrum.

    Nerd girls are doing well as well. I read somewhere that SNL producers were worried about Tina Fey in glasses, but it turns out it totally works, and she has tremendous appeal and talent.

    Of course, as we start having kids and they grow up, maybe they'll be jocks, and maybe they'll be teased unmercifully by the geeks.

  21. Re:What makes a geek by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2, Funny
    Geek = slashdot user

    Nononononononononono. News for nerds. Not news for geeks.

    The true geeks are all somewhere else, having much more fun.

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  22. Not what a geek is... by RobinH · · Score: 3, Funny

    A geek isn't someone who knows how to use an iPod. A geek is someone who has all their Ogg Vorbis's on their bluetooth enabled PDA along with playlists, and he can walk from his house to his car to his cubicle without a skip in the beat because it seamlessly transfers between his home stereo, built in speakers in the PDA, his car stereo, and his computer's speakers at the office.

    Extra points for writing a new compression algorithm to store more songs on the PDA. Bonus if you have neon lights under your car that are synchronised to the music.

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  23. Re:What makes a geek by Syberghost · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, get outta here, you geeks!

  24. It's the knowledge, stupid! by Control+Group · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The essence of geek has nothing to do with what you use, but with what you know about it; people break down into three groups:

    Group A: people who know only what they need to know to get along. This is actually a fairly small group; most people have a beyond-necessary level of interest/knowledge regarding something.

    Group B: people who have some (or quite a bit of) in-depth knowledge of one or two areas because they're interested, and are perfectly content with a "necessity" level of knowledge in everything else. This is most everyone.

    Group C: people who are interested in having in-depth knowledge for its own sake, and will always (given the opportunity) choose to know more about any given subject.

    "Geeks," as far as I can tell, are pretty much a subset of Group B, where the one or two areas of interest are math-, science-, or computer-related, and the level of knowledge is above some ill-defined, but relatively high, point. Linus is a geek. Da Vinci was not.

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  25. Who is Eric Reynolds? by Protectiva · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article: "Eric Reynolds, author of the influential open source manifesto The Cathedral and the Bazaar ."

    Um, what? Sloppy research or just a typo? These mainstream "Look how geek everyone is becoming! Even your has an iPod and is therefore a geek." articles really irritate me.

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  26. Re:The author must not be a geek by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny
    A real geek knows that ERS is Eric Raymond.
    NO! It's E–S–R! Eric Steven Raymond, Open Source's Rottweiler.
  27. How to be a Geek by lot3k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, I feel blessed that I maintain the social graces and ability to interface with women on a fairly regular basis.... well my wife anyway :) I don't know that as a whole you all aren't grabbing at straws to justify your own position as a geek. Truth be told, I'm called a geek, nerd, technogod, and addict by various people. Quite frankly the way I see it is if you are you know you are and it's not worth arguing about. It's more socially acceptable now for us to be infatuated with our technology and our abilities are becoming more appreciated (figured you would be happy not offended that you aren't the only one). I guess we are geeks for even arguing about what a geek is, constantly having a who's logical line is bigger over inconsiquential nonsense like this. The first time I went off rambling about the latest linux kernel source structure (back when I was 16) and how clean it was with such enthusiasim as to make the listening party look at me with the look of "please god don't hurt me" I knew I was a geek. For that matter, if you find you are consitently speaking with fellow nerds and it suddenly becomes very apparent they have no clue what you are talking about... you might be a geek.... neck?... sorry jeff foxworthy flashback sweet god, I'm talking about nothing... damned coffee

  28. Re:The author must not be a geek by ggambett · · Score: 2, Funny

    A real geek knows that Eric Raymond is ESR, not ERS.

  29. Re:Windows isn't geek by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Geeks don't use Windows.

    I'm a software tech support geek. The people I deal with use Windows. Unless I used it, I wouldn't be able to help them very much. Instead of refusing to use it, I've turned myself into a specialist in Windows internals, so I can talk my customers through undoing the damage Windows has done to itself without either uninstalling/reinstalling the software or reinstalling Windows.

    Geeks do use Windows, when their job needs it, or they need to use a program that only exists for Windows. Geeks don't, however, think Windows is the be-all/end-all of computing.

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  30. What that essence really is by ehiggins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Around where I work, this "Essence of Geek" of which you speak is BO.

  31. Re:The association... I don't like IT.. so bite me by Pop69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I sacrificed a chicken and chanted a bit to get a server restarted once, does that count as being a geek ?

  32. mmmmm no it's not by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Your value system may be changing with age but:
    Kids are still punished for their desire to learn in school
    Jocks are still lauded throughout society, not just high school

    BUT as we age, those things that were derided early on (book l'arnin', etc) allow "us geeks" to rise up much farther than the fat-head jock wrestlers who had their moments of glory in high school.

    Geeks peak later.
    And for grins, I'm posting the lyrics to Friends Forever by the Old 97s because it's a fantastic nod to the outcasts in high school. (of which, by geek definition, 95% of us were such)

    Friends Forever
    I was a debater
    Was not a stoner nor an inline skater
    Was not a player nor a player hater
    I was just a bookworm on a respirator
    Who's to say that's wrong

    I was in the chess club
    Didn't have a swimming pool much less a true love
    Didn't have a dalliance much less a hot tub
    I was just a brain whose brain never let up
    Who's to say that's wrong

    The twelve years after five
    Are years we're lucky to survive
    Hang in there friends forever
    In memory far away
    Hang in there friends forever
    In memory far away

    Went out for the football team
    Found out the hard way that you can't live your Dad's dream
    Had pretty thin skin to be in the machine
    Then I found a guitar and the rest's a fanzine
    Who's to say that's wrong

    The moral of the song
    Is that the high school kids are wrong
    You know they have been all along
    Come graduation day you'll be gone
    Hang in there friends forever
    In memory far away
    (end)

    Cheers, bitches. :)

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  33. If "geek is in"... by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...then why can't most male geeks get dates?

    *watches iron-clad karma melt into hot slag*

  34. Jargon Files by Deus.1.01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/G/geek.html I cant belive no one have mentioned the Jargon files.

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