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Mark Vena on Dellienware
Edison Trent writes "Tom's Hardware has a piece up on the acquisition of Alienware by Dell in which they've interviewed Mark Vena, Alienware's VP of Marketing, who spilled some interesting beans on the acquisition. Among them is the fact that Michael Dell himself (aka Mr Steve Jobs-alike) supposedly led the acquisition from the beginning (will this force out Alienware management later?), and that Dell will be handling all of Alienwares supplier relationships, including that with AMD. In the more mundane and day to day changes Dell will also be backing Alienware financing of their expensive machines, which is something Alienware couldn't have done before on its own and because Dell will be handling all of Alienwares suppliers the company expects to get more allocation of scarce products such as new graphics cards and ordering an Alienware will no longer be like putting in an order for a car in East Germany."
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Dear Editors,
You can, you know, edit the submissions. Holy run-on sentences. To wit:
In the more mundane and day to day changes Dell will also be backing Alienware financing of their expensive machines, which is something Alienware couldn't have done before on its own and because Dell will be handling all of Alienwares suppliers the company expects to get more allocation of scarce products such as new graphics cards and ordering an Alienware will no longer be like putting in an order for a car in East Germany.
This is 5th or 6th grade level writing. Even MS Word would have suggestions to fix it.
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Those machines look like crap. Dell is going to need more than that to compete with Apple.
Will you still be able to get AMD processors? AFter all, Dell has a relationship (marriage) to Intel and having a subsidiary buying from the competition could make Intel unhappy....
I'm confused as to why anyone would buy one of these machines. In a world where hardware that is a success is simple, sleek and nice to look at, why oh why would someone want one of the hideous things from Alienware. And then Dell go and buy the company. Yikes.
i wish i was but oh well
In fact Intel's new microarchitecture processor Conroe makes AMD cpus unnecessary. Has it occured to anyone that now that Intel is poised to decisively take back the performance crown, Dell wants to be able to exploit that in the gamer/enthousiast market before the other specialty firms do?
When I first saw Alienware, I just thought, "Hmm, so they painted an Antec case green and filled it with high-end parts". When the laptops came out, they caught my interest, but the PCs never did anything for me. That Antec case they've been using has been around since 1997 or so.
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Dell is better off shutting down, and giving the money back to its shareholders....
Did you just compare Michael Dell to Steve Jobs?
Here's a hint: one wears a turtleneck and makes innovative computer products, the other one is Michael Dell.
Next Time on Slashdot: "Linus Torvalds (Linux's Bill Gates) tells people to use KDE!!!"
The story I heard was that a number of key Dell people defected to Alienware over the past year, and Dell acquired Alienware more to regain these people than the company or the brand. FWIW... -a.
of replacing successful management.
Quite possibly the stupidest thing done in business is acquiring a successful company and then forcing out management that got you there in the first place.
A great example is the airline industry. I used to work for American Airlines and we bought AirCal in the late 1980s, a successful airline. Thinking that somehow we had possessed a magic talisman I suppose, we proceeded to throw the routes to the dogs and our California business went to hell. Then came the establishment of the San Jose "hub" which we did to mainly get coveted Tokyo routes. We signed a deal with the city of San Jose but the deal stipulated that if we ever downgraded San Jose that we could never land in the city again. All was well and good until Southwest came to California (a carrier that also forced us to close up shop in Nashville without a fight).
Within a couple of years Southwest was trouncing our ass and United but one carrier that stood up and fought back successfuly was Reno Air. They put up a great fight with Southwest and did ok. American then suckered Reno Air into subleasing the money losing gates and operations at San Jose and then something amazing happened: Reno Air prospered!
American, thinking like every other arrogant business, bought Reno Air, installed their incompetant management (rife in EVERY legacy carrier which is big reason why they are all hurting so bad now) and Southwest's response was a big "THANK YOU"! American bought their one big competitor and Southwest already knew that American could be taken fairly easily.
Mere possession does not give you advantage, culture does. That is why Southwest is so successful as well as Apple.
Great, now the proceeds from the high margin Alienware sales can go to help the RNC just like Dell.
I don't know about anyone else, but I would be embarrassed to own a computer that looks like an alien's head.
I'm an AMD user, but if the Core Duo outperforms Athlon and Alienware switches would users care? Would it be inconsistent? No on both. Alienware is about performance. They should not be AMD fanbois and they should sell whatever CPU is the fastest at the time.
everyone can make stupid names like Dellienwarel and the like but to me, if Alienware wanted a parent company, Dell would be the first I would pick. They're the only mass-makers that my institution hasn't regretted buying from. Low maintenance, I think about 1 out of 100 are shipped with something wrong with them. I won an Alienware in a gaming tournament. It wasn't better than my current rig but it was nice. I unpackaged it to take pictures for ebay and I was very impressed with it overall. Dell takes the same care for each computer even though they sell for much lower. This *should* lower Alienware's prices due to supply costs being cut. If so, this will put one hell of an edge on the market for them. I think of Dailmer-Chrystler, now that they merged European cars have boommed all over the nation. Same thing's going to happen with Alienware. My question is, is XPS going to compete with Alienware in good manner?
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Dell is better off shutting down, and giving the money back to its shareholders....
;-) For the record I own a Mac and a PC, and I know Dell does not supply all PCs. creative license.
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But where would 97%, errr - excuse me - Apple's been on a run - 96% of the public get their computers?
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Hey, one lame joke deserves another.
More importantly, with Apple's recent nosedive in stock price, 30% in three months - 86.40 to 59.96 you probably don't want to advocate Macs and mention stocks in the same post. This nosedive occured as they were introducing some of their best computers ever. Apple's recent success has little to do with their computers, it's *iPod* that is making Apple. Without iPod they would probably be successful, have a slightly better image due to the Apple store and it's reminding the public they are still around and worth considering, but they would not be gathering all the attention they currently are. There may be no halo effect for computer purchases but their is a halo effect for the media. iPod gets the media to cover Apple's computers far more than they would have otherwise.
Dell is on a "high end look" kick right now and by buying Alienware they can shut down a competitor and gain another look. It won't change the fact that I'll never buy or recommend a Dell because my Dell sucks http://www.just-think-it.com/mydell.htm
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Brilliant! Too bad it was modded OT...
I mean, it sure is OT, but it's actually really good! So, who's recording this?
See UserFriendly's take: http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20060326 :)
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Userfriendly has not been funny in like 5 years. I mean, how many times can you say "microsoft is stupid, linux is the best!" without it getting old?
I am expecting lots of comments about Alienware being probed by "Dell Dough".
All memory of those posts will not be erased from your memory.
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ordering an Alienware will no longer be like putting in an order for a car in East Germany.
You mean even terrorist sponsoring countries like... *Canada* will be able to get Alienware computers now? Wow, that would be amazing, considering you can't get them shipped up here for love or money for some bizarre reason. All the people I know that have them had them shipped to some border town where they picked them up themselves.
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1: Intel could Never buy Alienware and force them to become an Intel-only shop.
2: Dell Can buy Alienware because Dell is already in this business and attempting to compete at the top end with their own immensely overpriced ($9,900) system already.
3: It would have been worth it to Intel to give Apple a lifetime supply of Intel processors for Free just to silence their harshest x86 critic. (Maybe they have done exactly that, however, that's a theory for another day.)
4: If Dell switches Alienware over to Intel Conroe processors exclusively in a few months claiming that On This Day Intel is the best choice, therefore we are going to use them Forever Forward, this will not spawn any anti-trust suits because Dell is simply making a business decision.
5: Dell is now Intel's friend forever, and gets as good a deal with new processors as Apple is clearly seeming to be getting.
I know I left that tin foil hat around here somewhere.
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You must own Dell or a Alienware crap!
Whoa....why make up silly names when everyone knows Dell and Alienware together make Delaware. All we want is for ID software to merge with Yahoo, and we will have IDahoo! Now its all making sense, those state names were not based on native tribes afterall.
Sounds to me like you haven't read UF in about 5 years. The Linux Vs. M$ shit has been pretty minimal for quite some time now.
Ever hear of a company called Sager? Paint their high-end laptops green, add $500 to the price and you've got an Alienware laptop.
That's true but UF is still not funny.
People who buy German cars like to be able to specify all the options and customise their car to their liking. They know they are paying more, but feel they are getting a car built just for them.
It is the same with Alienware. People who buy these computers want to customise them. They are high end, expensive, personalised machines - that's their niche. Buyers to not want just another beige box, or that might have well purchased a.... well, a Dell.
I don't make predictions, and I never will.
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Even if you were correct, which isn't the case:
AAPL 23-Dec-05: 73.35$
AAPL 24-Mar-06: 59.96$
Wich looks more like 20% to me ...
AAPL still looks like the better investment compared to DELL:
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?t=1y&s=AAPL&l=on&z=m &q=l&c=DELL
And to explane the ACs joke to you: He/she was referring to Michael Dell who in 1997 answered the question what he'd do to save Apple: "What would I do? I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders".
This year Steve Jobs sent an e-mail to his employees, when Apples market capitalization surpassed that of DELL on January 13: "Team, it turned out that Michael Dell wasn't perfect at predicting the future. Based on today's stock market close, Apple is worth more than Dell. Stocks go up and down, and things may be different tomorrow, but I thought it was worth a moment of reflection today. Steve."
...ordering an Alienware will no longer be like putting in an order for a car in East Germany.
Hopefully they'll offer better support. An analogy: Alienware support is to Dell support like a Lada is to an Alfa Romeo. Sure they can both suck, but at least the wait for repair is shorter for the Alfa. I know someone who owned not one, but three Alienware units. The first declared 'lemoned' and replaced. The replacement spent 6 weeks of it's 52 week warranty period at repair. After the warranty was up, the machine became unusable due to overheating. Unbelievably, he went for another. A month after the warranty was up on this one, the LCD quit and they would not repair it. As a responsible admin, I spent countless hours on the phone with them, being referred back to the website for answers, etc., try this and call us back, etc. At least with Dell I got a call center with specific questions that ultimately lead to a resolution even if it took two pots of coffee.
They have small dicks!
A friend of mine got one of these a while ago. I went to the site and ran through the configuration process to see how much he had paid. I was amazed/aghast to see that one of the options was a "high performance" power cable with "super pure" copper or some such nonsense. They were either $30 or $50 dollars and were a recommended option. These people have no shame. Or may had no shame, it is no longer an option. The alien ice $200 fan for your vid card is still there though... At least you get a cool alien looking grill with your $5 fan.
Alienware is way overpriced. But I see this as being a potential good thing. Perhaps Alienware will drop in price significantly. On top of that they will still carry AMD processors. This could be a good move. I might consider Alienware PC's....well mabye the laptops...I build my PC's