CUTEST WEB SITE EVER DISCOVERED!!!
ToeSocks06 writes "The cutest site i've ever or youve ever seen is this
one CLICK IT NOW LOL!!! because they have the cutest pictures you will ever see
:) :) :) Like hamsters wearing SO CUTE hats and so many kittens zomg i love kitties
especially that brown one i hope they show him with hats to LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Ok I gottta go now bye!!!"
I don't know how much traffic Cute Overload gets, but judging by the number of large images on their home page, I think they're about to get overloaded themselves...
Slashdot is getting better by the minute!
FIRST POST.
(Can I get modded up for that on a day like today?)
My other car is first.
never thought they'd get slashdotted.
We can add slashdot to that site now.
So how many people were expecting the "cutest site ever" link to be goatse?
Remember, open source is free as in speech, not free as in bear.
Okay guys, at least popular tech sites can be prepared for slashdotting, but to bring fiery servers to random "cute" sites on the internet, this is one cruel april fools prank for someone out there.
... is that today's articles will be duped next week.
Tens of thousands of geeks have been found in what appear to be diabetic comas. Doctors are baffled.
Declining
BSD Fanboys (-50) -- Half of the small number of posts in the BSD section are arguments with trolls, and the other half is the same tired "BSD is more stable" stuff from 10 years ago. Apparently there's nothing else to talk about. BSD Fanboys are Dying!
OpenOffice/ODF Fanboys (-75) -- Trying to get excited about a word processor format is difficult. Especially when said word processor sucks.
Linux Desktop Fanboys (-85) -- The last person to virulently believe that KDE or Gnome was critical to the future of desktop computing switched back to Windows on Thursday.
Neutral
AMD Fanboys (0) -- It turns out that saving a few bucks on an off-brand CPU is a religious experience, not unlike Dianetics. Who knew?
Ascending
Nintendo Fanboys (+30) -- Imagine a video game controller which you can swing around like a wand. Now imagine a 30 year old man, wearing nothing but Mario Bros Underoos, swinging said controller around. Happy days are here again!
Firefox Fanboys (+40) -- Now that the price-fixing RAM Cartel has been broken up, the sky's the limit for Firefox.
Apple Fanboys (+100) -- A six month Vista delay equals six more months of free trolling!
Missing In Action
Matrox Fanboys (?) -- Would the last guy who brags about the superior image quality of his G400MAX please stand up?
Amiga Fanboys (?) -- I guess proprietary 500Mhz G4 hardware and a 20 year old OS isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Windows Fanboys (?) -- What's the fun of being a Alterate OS fanboy if we don't have you guys to kick around? Please come back!
These stories give me the idea that this is what the admins here are always like and this is their only chance to show their true selves.
So I really think we should...
NO CARRIER
No, you can't have a pony.
Beaten by your own site, eh?
The pink makeover must be for real.
Helloooo, Brokeback Website...
Lighten up, Francis. It's only one day a year.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY CMDRTACO!!! KITTY KILLER!!!
For heaven's sake, someone get a mirror up before the cute little baby ducks become part of the carnage too.
Damn straight. Mod parent up!
Come out of the closet... We have ponies! Like, OMG!
I recommend Stuff On My Cat! Cute and funny!
True confidence comes not from realising you are as good as your peers, but that your peers are as bad as you are.
haha cmdr taco's site got slashdotted. it's been loading for about 5 minutes!! Now THAT's funny: a slashdot admin's site getting slashdotted. lol.
p.s. cmdr taco's one is the second link.
This is not a sig. This is a llama-duck. Quack.
Would be if "everyone" got April 1 mod points. Oh the chaos!
:-)
In the meantime, you can always take advantage of +1 funny
"Shut up and smoke this... it's The Law" --Bill Hicks
Cheers
Stor
"Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
"LOL" is a written - not spoken - word. Attempting to speak it is as rediculous as trying to spell a specific fart.
With that, let the fart-spelling commence.
Web 2.0 == Giant Blogspam Circle Jerk
pt... frh... ptfBRAAAAAAaaahfffft!
...while I go and dig my eyeballs out with a fork.
I think I won't be back to Slashdot until at least Sunday evening.
I don't have a teenage girl handy to ask.
I've got one tied up in the basement, but can't be bothered...
For the perfect anti-Unix, write an OS that thinks it knows what you're doing better than you do and let it be wrong.
I think it would be great if, next April Fool's day, /. turned into a fake news site that only posted news about Google and Linux. That would be so off-the-wall and unusual!
Bad puns gave me bad karma. =(
Nothing is cuter than this site.
If you can't convince them, convict them.
The pink, love hearts & ponies .... kinda offensive.
.... kinda offensive.
.... oh so very cute! look at the puddy cats! awww....
The "LOL!!! OMG!!!! !!!!!" & jokes about women
The kittens
Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
Attempting to speak it is as rediculous as
Or, apparently as RIDICULOUS as trying to spell English words correctly.
Since it's April 1st, can I beat you mercilessly with a club until you remove that annoying fucking E from a word which never is spelled with an E, doesn't sound in the least like it has an E in it, and hell, just the presence of the E makes the Universe tremble in terror?
Sorry.
I really hate people who can't spell that word.
Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.