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How The THX Noise Was Created

devilsbrigade writes "The blog MusicThing is running an interesting interview with Andy Moorer. Mr. Moorer is the man who created the sound called Deep Note, now heard in every THX-enabled movie theatre. The interview is originally from last year, but the tech-heavy discussion is still a timeless analysis of a great sound." From the article: "The score consists of a C program of about 20,000 lines of code. The output of this program is not the sound itself, but is the sequence of parameters that drives the oscillators on the ASP. That 20,000 lines of code produce about 250,000 lines of statements of the form "set frequency of oscillator X to Y Hertz. The oscillators were not simple - they had 1-pole smoothers on both amplitude and frequency. At the beginning, they form a cluster from 200 to 400 Hz. I randomly assigned and poked the frequencies so they drifted up and down in that range."

243 comments

  1. Now the art is by Too+many+errors,+bai · · Score: 5, Funny

    to turn that sound into an onomatopoeia. Any takers? "Bhhwuhhhhhhhhhhoooooh"

    1. Re:Now the art is by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 3, Funny

      "NEEEERRAAAOOOWWWWWUUUMMMMMMMMMM"

      was how I was always told to spell it in Kindergarden.

    2. Re:Now the art is by GundamFan · · Score: 2, Funny

      A comment modded funny that actualy made me laugh... Wow this moderation thing may actualy work.

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    3. Re:Now the art is by tk2x · · Score: 1

      "AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

      Was how I was always told to spell it at the meditation ashram.

    4. Re:Now the art is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds more like the "A Current Affair" sound.

    5. Re:Now the art is by VValdo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "NEEEERRAAAOOOWWWWWUUUMMMMMMMMMM"

      No, no. You're confused. That's the old Current Affair sound...

      W

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    6. Re:Now the art is by jrockway · · Score: 1

      AUM as in AUM Shinrikyo!?

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  2. pfft ... 20k lines of C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    could've done it in 5 lines of perl

    1. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linking the 20,000 lines of C as an external library doesn't count.

    2. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Funny
      Could've done it on 5 lines of C... and a very large data file, of course....

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    3. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by gkwok · · Score: 3, Funny
      That sounds about right.
      use MPEG::MP3Play;
      my $mp3 = new MPEG::MP3Play;
      $mp3->open('deepnote.mp3');
      $mp3- >play;
      $mp3->close;
    4. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by Ossifer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder how many lines of C it takes to THX-encode an entire 2-hour movie...

      I didn't realize Hollywood enployed so many coders...

    5. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Libraries? In that case, I can do it in one line of C:

        playTHXsound(LOUD);
           

    6. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by Mr.+Ascii · · Score: 1

      Or one line of APL.

      But it requires a special keyboard and you can't read it once written.

    7. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by TheGavster · · Score: 1, Informative

      THX isn't an audio encoding standard, it's a specification for the sound pipeline and theater construction that assures a certain level of audio fidelity and visual quality. It mandates that a theater use a THX crossover, Dolby Digital, SDDS, or DTS audio tracks, and that the construction of the theater conform to a certain specification.

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    8. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by Ossifer · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's called "humor", Gavin...

    9. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by thegattaca · · Score: 1

      somehow i doubt perl existed back then . . . or has it always existed in our minds . . . ;)

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    10. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by mattmatt · · Score: 1
      It's called "humor", Gavin...

      Or, more often, "humour".

    11. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by Ossifer · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see your math(s) on this... Start with "300 million Americans"...

    12. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by mfrank · · Score: 1

      And continue with 1 billion Indians taught English by the British . . .

    13. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd like to see your math(s) on this... Start with "300 million Americans"...

      You'll lose that fight. Also, nobody else writes today's date as "5/3/06." You guys might want to consider joining the 21st century.

      (-27, flamebait)

    14. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by Ossifer · · Score: 1
      I'd like to see your math(s) on this... Start with "300 million Americans"...

      You'll lose that fight.
      I will? How? There are more speakers of American English than all other minor English dialects combined. (Source: Cambridge Encyclopedia of Language)
    15. Re:pfft ... 20k lines of C by Ossifer · · Score: 1
      And continue with 1 billion Indians taught English by the British . . .
      English fluency in India is less than 3%. (Source: Cambridge Encyclopædia of Language)
  3. I always thought it was by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 5, Funny

    THEEEWWWWAANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

    You know, a slowed down version of the sound of what happens after George Lucas unzips his fly.

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    1. Re:I always thought it was by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny

      THEEEWWWWAANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

      George Lucas is filing papers against you for copyright infringement for using the THX(tm) sound in your post.

      He's doing it using the loose change that dropped out as he was unzipping his fly.

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    2. Re:I always thought it was by Da_Biz · · Score: 1

      "Raaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnneeeeeeerrrrrrr Beeeeeeeeerrrrrr."

      (Whoops, sorry--wrong ad :-)

    3. Re:I always thought it was by Jester998 · · Score: 1

      Would that be the spare change from his left pocket or right pocket? One containts cash he deserves as a technical director, and the other cash he deserves as a scriptwriter/producer. If it's the latter, we have nothing to worry about. I don't think lawyers work for $0.00.

    4. Re:I always thought it was by pipingguy · · Score: 1
    5. Re:I always thought it was by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Sorry I have to rant..
      You know what other sound byte that they use ALL OF THE F*CKING TIME?
      The one with the quick chirp of police siren usually at a crime scene when a police car approaches. Every time I hear it, it detracts me from whatever I am watching as it is just as distinctive as the Wilhem scream
      (end of rant)

      Ah feel much better.

  4. This Is Very Old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This was posted a long time ago...what's next? Bell makes phone call?

    1. Re:This Is Very Old by nurd666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ug Make Fire! Story next on RockDot.org

    2. Re:This Is Very Old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't stop laughing!

    3. Re:This Is Very Old by patio11 · · Score: 1

      Oog have patent on fire! Pay Oog 1000 tusks or Oog hit Ug with club!

    4. Re:This Is Very Old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bell makes...

      You just can't stop violating the Prime Directive, even on Slashdot, Kirk! You think that I can't see you behind this Anonymous Coward cloak?

    5. Re:This Is Very Old by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I am reminded of this classic NT startup screen.

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    6. Re:This Is Very Old by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Universe goes BOOM!

      Much more impressive than the THX sound in creation, reconstruction and rendition.

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  5. They created it by by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    recording the sound inside my head when my former wife talks.

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    1. Re:They created it by by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

      Best. Post. Ever.

    2. Re:They created it by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap! I've been reading /. for a long time and the comments rarely make me laugh. This really did. May have to have been through it to really understand it....

      As an aside, the last thing that REALLY made me laugh was a post about water-cooling an overclocked computer with the water in the toilet and creating a black hole. That was many years ago and I'm too lazy to try to look it up right now.

    3. Re:They created it by by Amouth · · Score: 1

      sooooo.. How long before you noticed she was gone?

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    4. Re:They created it by by gfody · · Score: 1

      there's a wiki for great slashdot comments

      interesting how little has been submitted out of billions and billions of comments

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  6. Some tangential "Deep Note" trivia by doesitmakeitsick · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This always amused me: http://www.benedict.com/Audio/dre/dre.aspx When the Napster maelstrom hit the recording industry, Dr. Dre, along with Metallica, was one of the first to hurl accusations of copyright infringement at the popular file sharing site.

    Dr. Dre is furious that people are using Napster to download his song "Lolo" without permission or license - an obvious "copyright infringement". The irony is that the prominent feature of that song is a sound that Dr. Dre appropriated without permission or license - an obvious "copyright infringement"?

    1. Re:Some tangential "Deep Note" trivia by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

      More irony: That page includes clips of both the Dr. Dre song and Deepnote - an obvious "copyright infringement".

    2. Re:Some tangential "Deep Note" trivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair Use. Look it up.

    3. Re:Some tangential "Deep Note" trivia by dynamo52 · · Score: 1
      When the Napster maelstrom hit the recording industry, Dr. Dre, along with Metallica, was one of the first to hurl accusations of copyright infringement at the popular file sharing site

      Slightly offtopic but a friend of mine is a producer who at one time worked at the Plant, a famous studio Metallica has used to record albums. Lars was visiting my friends private studio one day where he showed Lars this great new program that you could use to download free music and software. Lars was fascinated. We all know the rest.

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    4. Re:Some tangential "Deep Note" trivia by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      I think you just signed your friend's death warrant, considering how many people around here are not too fond of what has happened since that fateful day...

      Well, maybe not death warrant, but he'll definately never be able to use a PC ever again.

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    5. Re:Some tangential "Deep Note" trivia by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Bwah, I've never believed too much of the idea that these artists are that much against file sharing themselves. I would not be surprised if it is a simple ploy by the music industry: get the big players to say it and the cattle will listen. Unfortunately for them, the cattle does not listen and some artists are actually promoting file sharing as well.

      All that said, there is Paul McCartney proposing to extend copyright to over 90 years. A BBC-world talking head commented (in complete dead serious voice) that artists were afraid they would not "have bread on the table" if copyright was not extended. But maybe this was also influenced by the music industry.

      Obviously, all this money is needed to promote new artists...

    6. Re:Some tangential "Deep Note" trivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember a email sometime ago, commenting about "it was great someone kept the old shit alive" or something like that. I think I changed his opinion a bit later on though.

    7. Re:Some tangential "Deep Note" trivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      typo,
      Should have been "I think he changed his opinion a bit later on though."

    8. Re:Some tangential "Deep Note" trivia by rikkards · · Score: 1

      All that said, there is Paul McCartney proposing to extend copyright to over 90 years. A BBC-world talking head commented (in complete dead serious voice) that artists were afraid they would not "have bread on the table" if copyright was not extended. But maybe this was also influenced by the music industry.

      Time to get Sir Paul out skiing and throw a couple trees in the way. Should have done that earlier in Sonny Bono's career as well.

  7. The solitary note after the crescendo was nicer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The noise is ok, but I always really liked the solitary "dong" note that was originally after the crescendo. I don't know why, but it was always a very nice soothingly 'pure' sound with good clean resonance!

  8. Re:The solitary note after the crescendo was nicer by xerid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Newline is the best...

  9. Yeah but... by jlramirez · · Score: 2, Funny

    how much of them lines are gotos?

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  10. Could you add one more line of code by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 4, Funny

    to please for the love of god turn the damn thing DOWN A NOTCH?!?!?!

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    1. Re:Could you add one more line of code by acroyear · · Score: 1

      gee, i thought it was just me...and my wife...and brother. and mom and dad. grandmother. nextdoor neighbor. my cousin in atlanta. my ex-boss now living in seatle. the headington morris men in the uk.

      one dvd and you wouldn't believe the # of phone calls I got telling me to turn that damn thing down.

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    2. Re:Could you add one more line of code by R2.0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The first time I heard the sound was the first run of "Die Hard" in a brand new theater. they started with closing the curtain, and sloooowly opening it accompanied by the sound. In the awed silence thast followed, I said loudly and distinctly "Big deal!".

      My date was mortified; still got laid, though.

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    3. Re:Could you add one more line of code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      That's because the 20 years of prison he was about to be sentenced to was too much for him and it wanted his 'girlfriend' one last time.

    4. Re:Could you add one more line of code by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Hmm.... almost like when my friend ripped a huge fart just prior to an on-screen explosion. Well, I'm guessing the entire back two rows of the theater didn't crack up when you did that.

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    5. Re:Could you add one more line of code by geobeck · · Score: 1

      Turn it uuuup! Turn it uuuuuup!
      --Abe Simpson

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    6. Re:Could you add one more line of code by animaal · · Score: 5, Funny
      My date was mortified; still got laid, though.


      Do you know for sure that she got laid? She might only have told you she did out of spite ;)
    7. Re:Could you add one more line of code by fuzzix · · Score: 0
      The first time I heard the sound was the first run of "Die Hard" in a brand new theater. they started with closing the curtain, and sloooowly opening it accompanied by the sound. In the awed silence thast followed, I said loudly and distinctly "Big deal!".

      Only time I ever yelled out in the cinema was after the intense, three minute trailer for Ransom. All sorts of booms, shouting, frantic behaviour and other madness... then the movie's expensively commissioned logo appears and that deep voice, you know the one, booms "RANSOM"

      "He gets him back in the end!"

      *satisfying ripple of laughter ensues*
    8. Re:Could you add one more line of code by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the fact that the machine it was made on is called a "Pole Smoother" probably proves GP wrong..

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    9. Re:Could you add one more line of code by jleq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      still got laid, though.

      You don't belong here. Move along.

    10. Re:Could you add one more line of code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gee, i thought it was just me...and my wife...and brother. and mom and dad. grandmother. nextdoor neighbor. my cousin in atlanta. my ex-boss now living in seatle. the headington morris men in the uk.

      Oh, so it was *you*, y'bugger. Hi, this is the Jack Frost Morris Persons in New Zealand. Could you keep it down, please? We can hardly hear the melodeon.

  11. I like the THX signature sound so much... by E-Lad · · Score: 5, Funny

    That depending on the movie that follows it, that sound is the best part of the sitting.

  12. Blasting Speaker Noise by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Their stated goal was to demonstrate the clarity or depth or somesuch without being overpowering..

    However every theater I've been in with THX has for some odd reason put the audio level up to 11 to "enhance" the effect. So instead of a nice clean silly-sound followed by a clear and rich sound, I am treated to the sharp buzz of overmod followed by the grating pops of briefly exceeding the specifications of the speakers during the exciting parts of the films.

    Fortunately, home theaters are cheap and it is quite easy to peg the audio at a level that doesn't stress the speakers. But it's a sad commentary when $60 walmart home theater has better sound than the real thing simply because some undertrained lacky failed to properly adjust the sound levels.

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    1. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by Quikah · · Score: 4, Informative

      Submit a complaint to THX, if they get enough they will check the theater and revoke their certification if things are not up to snuff.

      http://www.thx.com/mod/cinema/survey.html

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    2. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Their stated goal was to demonstrate the clarity or depth or somesuch without being overpowering...

      But there actual goal was to get everybody in the theater to SHUT THE FUCK UP and listen to the movie, which requires a burst of sound so loud that nobody can talk over it.

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    3. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by Hao+Wu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have not fretted over any movie's sound since learning that Stanley Kubrick preferred mono for his films. To many great masters the message contains the inspiration, while the media is a distraction.

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    4. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by swanriversean · · Score: 1

      level 11? Nigel: "You see, most blokes will be playing at 10. You're on 10, all the way up, all the way up...Where can you go from there? Nowhere. What we do, is if we need that extra push over the cliff...Eleven. One louder." DiBergi: "Why don't you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number, and make that a little louder?" Nigel (after taking a moment to let this sink in): "These go to 11." thx spinal tap

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    5. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have not fretted over any movie's sound since learning that Stanley Kubrick preferred mono for his films.

      Of course, Stanley Kubrick was a hack who couldn't hold George Lucas's dick while he pisses. Have you actually seen the crap that Kubrick has put out? What the fuck was up with that one with Tom Cruise playing some gay dude in a fucking costume while Nicole Kidman got fucking hot and heavy naked on the toilet.

    6. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by hunterx11 · · Score: 1
      I have not fretted over any movie's sound since learning that Stanley Kubrick preferred mono for his films. To many great masters the message contains the inspiration, while the media is a distraction.

      This doesn't follow. He is complaining about how an unnecessary attempt to make something sound "better" made the media distract him from the film. If distractions are bad, shouldn't he dislike distractions?

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    7. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      I find theaters are usually responsive to technical complaints. If you tell them that the volume is so loud that the speakers are distorting, they might just listen.

    8. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by SeeMyNuts! · · Score: 1


      Also, I'm not sure I've ever seen a move with better music selections than one of Kubrick's. He can go from absolute beauty in 2001 to completely creeping me out in Full Metal Jacket. The music always seems spot on.

    9. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by Silver+Gryphon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If only mod points went to 11...

      Volume has to be the most irritating problem in a movie theater. Granted, the 14 year old lackeys don't give a rat's ass what they set it at, but if enough people complain through the THX survey, those 14 year old lackeys will be the most educated in town on the definition of 'audiophile.' THX will work hard to preserve its reputation vs. DTS and competitors. They'll come down hard on theater management, who will have no choice but to train and weed out failing staff. With keeping a uniform or theater clean, or keeping food safety in mind, a theater's reputation spreads. So too does "that theater's too loud, let's go to the one across town."

      I had no idea until now that THX had a public survey. I'll have to use it.

    10. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

      The theater is probably not THX-compliant, then, like the parent post says. One of the central purposes of THX is precisely to avoid overly loud sound systems that ruin clarity!

    11. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 1

      Wow, thanks for that. If only I knew about it back when I went to see the first (crappy) Matrix sequel in a "THX certified theater". You literally couldn't hear what some people were saying over the cranked bass and low tones, not that I cared after the headache it gave me.

    12. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. I'd LOVE to hear the errie scream made by the Shadow ships from Babylon 5 on a THX theater. I wonder if that sound was made by computer code also.

      If you've never heard it, it's made by these giant, evil spider-looking bio ships on Babylon 5 that use a human entrapped inside to provide a 'soul' to move it. Supposedly it's the telepathic scream of the person being 'merged' into the alien mind of the ship. A high pitched scream that starts out almost gutteral and goes to a high wavering note, with a scratchy quality that makes it sound not quite human.

      Now THAT would make people shut up - AND OBEY!

    13. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by miro+f · · Score: 1

      Wow, thanks for that. If only I knew about it back when I went to see the first (crappy) Matrix sequel in a "THX certified theater". You literally couldn't hear what some people were saying over the cranked bass and low tones, not that I cared after the headache it gave me.

      It was better off that way

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    14. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Jango Fett space-missile explosion sound might do it better. KWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGG! Especially if repeated about 10 times in quick succession.

    15. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats the reason I go to one specific theatre only, to get high quality loud sound. The only problem is the fuckers run Dolby BS, I friggin hate Dolby. But at least I can actually hear what people are saying in a movie, usually over the talkers everywhere around me, AND my seat rumbles. Good quality and no popping and cracking.

      Lets just say King Kong and LOTR 1-3 were SPECIAL events at the Mid Rivers 14 in St. Charles MO.

    16. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B5 shadow ships "scream" sounds a lot like LOTR Nazgul "scream".

    17. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by emmons · · Score: 1

      I had no idea until now that THX had a public survey. I'll have to use it.

      And yet you wrote a paragraph going off like an expert on what the company will do.

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    18. Re:Blasting Speaker Noise by Silver+Gryphon · · Score: 1

      Yes, because I know from my introduction to THX as an audiophile 15 years ago, that their standards were high, the foundation secure and the management knew what they were doing. I also know from years of business experience that some companies put a lot of importance on their reputation. THX is one of them.

      Oh, and I also got a hint from this part of the survey form:

      # We check our database to make sure that the cinema possesses current THX Certification.
      # We determine if the reported problem requires immediate attention. We address actionable problems with a phone call or fax to the individual cinema managers.
      # We address secondary issues by contacting the cinema circuit district offices.
      # We re-inspect cinemas with chronic problems. If the non-compliance is not corrected, the venue may lose its certification status

  13. Brown note... by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I randomly assigned and poked the frequencies so they drifted up and down in that range."

    No luck finding the Brown note, I presume? Somehow "poked" and the "brown note" bring colorful images to the mind.

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    1. Re:Brown note... by Dirtside · · Score: 0
      No luck finding the Brown note, I presume? Somehow "poked" and the "brown note" bring colorful images to the mind.
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    2. Re:Brown note... by Lando · · Score: 1

      I assume that poked is referring to old basic poke amd peek commands. Poke was use to set a memory cell to a certain value and peek was used to see what a value at a memory location was. However, he did talk about C, maybe this is leftover terminaology?

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  14. Flashback! by drpimp · · Score: 1

    At first glance, not reading the article, "Deep Note" sticks out first thing I thought of was the infamous pr0n movie of the 70's Deep Throat

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  15. And I always thought by Rooked_One · · Score: 2, Funny

    it was just the movy skreen starting up. Don't they run on 8 cylenders ?

    1. Re:And I always thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that would have been funny if you hadn't got us all counting the typos by the end of the punchline.

  16. Posted 25-5-05. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nearly a year old. Simply wow.

  17. On Purpose? (Temporal Masking) by slashbob22 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Much like some of the methods of lossy compression (Temporal Masking). Maybe the point is to provide a loud sound such that your ears cant really distinguish the crappy audio afterwards -- I do realize that temporal masking is generally on the scale of milliseconds. But maybe they know something we don't.

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    1. Re:On Purpose? (Temporal Masking) by doublebackslash · · Score: 1

      Okay, I had to turn my speakers ALL the way up to get the full THX sound, it is *not that bad*. Look at the ociliscope or spectum analyzere that you video player of chice provides you with, it barely moves from zero. It is simply a side effect of the wide range of volue (nothing to something) over a decent amount of time and the complimentary combination of tones that makes it seem so loud. Yeesh.

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      d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e /boot/vmlinuz
    2. Re:On Purpose? (Temporal Masking) by dickens · · Score: 1

      I feel the need to trot out my story of seeing the Smashing Pumpkins at the Wallace Civic Center in Fitchburg, MA (a small concrete & steel hockey rink) in the mid 90s. They started the show with the chase scene from the movie "Bullit" played at increasingly insane volumes with subharmonic enhancement. I had these aluminum labyrinth earplug things in and escaped without losing any of my hearing (as far as I could tell) but the sound was so intense that my insides were shaking. People's clothing was visibly flapping, I swear. Every time the Ford and the Mopar downshifted it was like a truckload of lumber falling on you.

      They were "pre-grungifying" people's ears.

    3. Re:On Purpose? (Temporal Masking) by k8to · · Score: 1

      But loudness is a measurement which is by its nature subjective to vagaries of human hearing and sound processing.

      Of course I'm being slightly disingenuous, as what I said is true, but it does not generally mean perceived loudness as is comparative to prior quietness, etc. However, the THX sound is loud, and annoying. I wish they'd stop.

      --
      -josh
  18. Doing it the hard way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is why there as still so many fans of programs like c-sound, pure-data, jmax etc.
    Nothing beats creating a sound from scratch.
    It takes a lot longer than pressing a preset button on a synth. :(

    An instrument like a guitar is simple in a way, but with practice, people get so many sounds from it. C-sound is a bit like that too, you start off just making beeps and then eventually it sounds a bit like music.

    1. Re:Doing it the hard way. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Not as much fun as playing with knobs and patchcords on a modular analog synth.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    2. Re:Doing it the hard way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen to that.

    3. Re:Doing it the hard way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but the seductive attraction of polyphony will drag you from your patch cords in the end.

  19. They Didn't Sue FLA by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    Frontline Assembly either coped it or did a pretty darn close fascimile on the CD Live Wired. I would hope they wouldn't stoop that low. Hope I didn't just blow their cover.

    1. Re:They Didn't Sue FLA by tgd · · Score: 1

      Listen to them side by side, I never thought they were that close... pitch is totally different, and its not as drawn out.

  20. er, um... by hackwrench · · Score: 4, Funny

    where exactly did you go to kindergarden?

    1. Re:er, um... by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Funny

      Probably at the Death Star's day care center.

      (I couldn't find the original link at The Onion, alas.)

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
  21. Wow! A one pole smoother... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Informative

    Occasionally called a resistor and a capacitor.

    --
    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
  22. THX, DTS, etc. by demonbug · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was trying to remember the first time I heard the "Deep Note", but couldn't. The only thing I could think of was "The Digital Experience" intro at the beginning of Jurassic Park (I think the first or at least one of the first movies released using DTS), but I don't think that was quite the same thing. Really cool though, and it was a great opening for the bone-rattling bass in that movie. Anyone know what the first thing the "Deep Note" was attached to?

    1. Re:THX, DTS, etc. by blackraven14250 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Probably the THX logo.

    2. Re:THX, DTS, etc. by demonbug · · Score: 1

      I meant which movie or trailer - which I should have gotten from the "article" (Return of the Jedi).

    3. Re:THX, DTS, etc. by kaptron · · Score: 3, Interesting

      According to the link, Return of the Jedi was the first. Of course, I never made it that far in the theater myself, I got scared by a Friday the 13th trailer and went to see another movie (this was the 1985 ROTJ re-release when I was almost 4 yrs old).

      But I do distinctly remember the Jurassic Park DTS intro... it seems like around that time was when Dolby Digital, SDDS, etc, surround sound intros started becoming really prominent. I had always thought that the THX intro was a lot newer than 1983 myself, but what do I know.

    4. Re:THX, DTS, etc. by Darth_RayDar · · Score: 1

      I, too, remember the Jurassic Park DTS intro distinctly. My ears didn't quite bleed but it was painful and I never went back to that theatre. Star Wars: Episode I was another aural overload experience - my g/f of the time never came to the cinema with me again (.. though .. maybe she didn't like Jar Jar Binks .. yes, that was it).

      So I agree with earlier poster - complain to THX, Dolby or whoever. Campaign for quality sound, no overload. Make your views known to theatre management and even threaten to push for decertification.

    5. Re:THX, DTS, etc. by CrazyClimber · · Score: 1

      I think it's on my Atari 5200 copy of Ballblazer--that would have been about 1985(?)

  23. HAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you could've done it in LISP in only 200 lines of code. tssk, amateurs.

  24. So, in other words ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    I randomly assigned and poked the frequencies so they drifted up and down in that range.

    He fiddled with it until it sounded nice.

    --
    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    1. Re:So, in other words ... by aniceyoungman · · Score: 1

      Never trial and error, always an "iterative process."

    2. Re:So, in other words ... by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

      woah woah woah. you can't say "trial and error". it's not PC. if you must, say "trial and feedback".

    3. Re:So, in other words ... by colmore · · Score: 1

      If you read the article, you'll know he means something more complicated than that.

      Everyone here really should read this one, the guy mostly writes it himself. It's a really interesting peek at Lucasfilm Computer Division in the 80s -- a bit of movie technology I'd like to hear more about -- and the state of computer music right before everything went fully digital.

      The saddest part:

      >> "The ASP [LCD's crazy sounding mainframe-driven analog synth] was decommissioned in 1986 and later sold for scrap."

      --
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  25. Ob-Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ob-Simpsons

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  26. it can't be that complicated... by ALpaca2500 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How'd you make this crunching noise, in this part of the song, here?

    Well, it's, it's really a combination of... I used celery. I broke celery sticks, and then pitched it down, and I added lots of reverb. I guess I'm giving away some trade secrets here.

    But nobody will ever really know exactly how much celery you used.

    I also added corn starch, and then we went and crashed our van. And recorded that. And I mixed it in.

    It sounds incredible.

    1. Re:it can't be that complicated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Having watched a couple hundred commentaries and read 'If Chins Could Kill' it seems the produce section is the foley artist's friend. Also, having watched several 'making of' DVD extras I'd say that the foley artist's enemy is whatever section of the market they buy their actual food.

  27. Simpsons by PoitNarf · · Score: 4, Funny

    My favorite use of this sound was in a Simpsons episode. Video here:

    http://media.putfile.com/The--Simpsons--THX--Parod y--DIVX

    --

    "0101100101? It's just jibberish. *looks in mirror, gasps* 1010011010@!? AHHHHHH!!"
    1. Re:Simpsons by PoitNarf · · Score: 1

      Google video link, other one seems to be pretty slow:

      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-501554651 5578134968&q=thx&pl=true

      --

      "0101100101? It's just jibberish. *looks in mirror, gasps* 1010011010@!? AHHHHHH!!"
    2. Re:Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that is a fairly accurate account that I had in the Arboretum (Austin, TX).

      My first time to hear THX in all of its glory.

      However, seeing Star Trek 4 in the same movie theater, it put vibrating beds to shame (entrance of the alien spacecraft).

    3. Re:Simpsons by blowhole · · Score: 1

      I liked this one better. Sadly, no video.

      --
      "Ask me about Loom"
    4. Re:Simpsons by regular_gonzalez · · Score: 0
      --
      Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.
  28. Links to the original THX sound by theurge14 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a good place to get them. Apparently there have been some variations over the years:

    http://www.digital-audio.net/sounds_o.shtml

  29. Many Variations on a theme. by LibertineR · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've got a Home Theater Calibration DVD that contains all the recent variations of that THX sound. They made dozens of them. The coolest one? The one made for the movie Aliens, by far. I think they did a few for the Star Wars movies too, and other movies where sound quality was paramount. (no pun intended) It cost a ton of money to get my theater to the point where it sounded just like a cinema, but now it is sometimes the highlight of the movie watching experience. Which says a lot about the quality of movies these days. Only the overhead rumble of the first Star Wars movie matches that THX sound clip in its viceral sound impact, along with the opening segment of Top Gun with the subwoofer cranked up.

    1. Re:Many Variations on a theme. by 0racle · · Score: 1

      When I went to see Phantom Menace, there was a THX sound with a cow going, well, Moo. I've never heard it since and I can't find it anywhere.

      Thanks for bringing that memory up. Now I have to find it.

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    2. Re:Many Variations on a theme. by augustz · · Score: 1

      Was funny the first time, but that moo can thing got old FAST for me :)

    3. Re:Many Variations on a theme. by justMichael · · Score: 1
      Thanks for bringing that memory up. Now I have to find it.
      It's on Monsters Inc. or at least one version of it is. I think I've seen more that one version of the cows.
    4. Re:Many Variations on a theme. by MustardMan · · Score: 1

      My favorite is on the Terminator 2 DVD. There's a mirrored logo (cyberdyne maybe?) and you hear footsteps behind you, then see a reflection of Arnold with a shotgun. He blows the logo apart and lots of shattering noises surround you, then the pieces melt terminator-style, and the THX sound plays while the puddle morphs into a THX logo. They have used a similar one since then, but the T2 version rocked.

    5. Re:Many Variations on a theme. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're probably talking about the Moo Can trailer found on this site - http://www.thx.com/trailers/

    6. Re:Many Variations on a theme. by m00j · · Score: 1

      It is linked to in TFA: Link

      Actually it is linked in the summary too if you click "in every THX enabled movie theatre"

    7. Re:Many Variations on a theme. by iainl · · Score: 1

      The Moo cow was originally done for Pixar; Toy Story 2 has it, I think. Certainly, Monsters, Inc. does.

      --
      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
  30. I bet he's a real party anmal by Linker3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can imagine Mr Moorer is a real chick-puller at parties:

    "Hey, I invented this really really famous sound - it goes like...well..actually I have it here on my iPod, or you can come back to my place to hear it on my home theatre if you want? Here take this copy on CD, it's free..."

    Think Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters!

    --
    AT&ROFLMAO
    1. Re:I bet he's a real party anmal by Khaed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters!

      Yeah, but then when he gets them home he's screwed because he locked himself out...

    2. Re:I bet he's a real party anmal by Roofus · · Score: 1

      Think Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters!

      Actually, you apply that thought to pretty much any Rick Moranis movie!

    3. Re:I bet he's a real party anmal by boot1973 · · Score: 1

      But he's a God on Slashdot

    4. Re:I bet he's a real party anmal by AMoorer · · Score: 2, Funny

      The last time I tried that, the lady looked at me blankly. It turns out there is not a single THX theater within 150 miles of the town she lives in (Tallahassee, FL).

    5. Re:I bet he's a real party anmal by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      Just offer to fly her over then - you can probably afford it!

      --
      AT&ROFLMAO
    6. Re:I bet he's a real party anmal by AMoorer · · Score: 1

      Mr. Linker3000 seems to think I am rich. I am not. The THX logo theme was made as a part of my regular staff activities at Lucasfilm. I did not get any extra pay for it. I do not get any royalty on it. Nobody at the time thought it would be anything more than a footnote in advertising history. While working at Lucasfilm, I made a fraction of what I would have made in Silicon Valley. Bummer!

  31. I've heard this sound before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The music in the first stage of the Sega arcade game Quartet started with something a lot like the Deep Note, played on a plain old Yamaha OPM synthesizer.

  32. TODO: log random number generator seed by natophonic · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Some months after the piece was released (along with "Return of the Jedi") they lost the original recording. I recreated the piece for them, but they kept complaining that it didn't sound the same. Since my random-number generators were keyed on the time and date, I couldn't reproduce the score of the performance that they liked. I finally found the original version and everybody was happy.
    Whew!

    I was in a somewhat similar spot a few years back, where a script I'd written to generate random data for load testing a server, used date and time as a rand() seed. One set of data I generated uncovered a weird threading issue, and it was pretty reproducible with that dataset. Then a disk crash wiped the dataset. I still had the script, but couldn't seem to get another dataset that would repro the issue.

    In addition to being better about backups, I now log whatever random seed is used to generate a dataset like that.

    1. Re:TODO: log random number generator seed by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      since my random-number generators were keyed on the time and date, I couldn't reproduce the score

      I faced a similar situation once during a simulation. Instead of having "on-the-fly" random number generators, I generated the random numbers into a table with plenty of trials (rows) for experimentation. In this THX case, if the producers said "I like this version", one could mark down the row number of the parameters. (They don't call me "Tablizer" for nothing. Next up: "Tables cure cancer" :-)

    2. Re:TODO: log random number generator seed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got yourself some self-deprecating humor, top? Good ...

      Tho actually, that really would be your domain ... having big-ass parameter tables for synths really is a good way to get good custom sounds... unless you have a whole lot of knobs and a camera to take a picture of 'em when you need to remember :)

      Best thing tho is to sample real sounds and process the hell out of them. No envelope beats real material.

  33. I don't like the THX signature sound that much... by GeffDE · · Score: 1

    That depending on the movie that follows it, that sound is the best part of the sitting...

    --
    It has been a nervous year, with people beginning to feel like Christian Scientists with appendicitis.
  34. Re:Wow! A one pole smoother... by smackt4rd · · Score: 1

    Hmm, that sounds like something you'd see at the spearmint rhino.

  35. Re:Wow! A one pole smoother... by dmiller · · Score: 4, Insightful

    except when you are in the digital domain.

  36. Talk about feeling left out... by markhb · · Score: 1

    The THX "Find a cinema" search function told me my ZIP Code didn't appear to be valid! I appear to live over 100 miles from the nearest theater that plays this supposedly "famous" sound.

    --
    Save Maine's economy: write stuff down. All comments are exclusively my own, not my employer.
    1. Re:Talk about feeling left out... by zCyl · · Score: 1

      The THX "Find a cinema" search function told me my ZIP Code didn't appear to be valid! I appear to live over 100 miles from the nearest theater that plays this supposedly "famous" sound.

      So take advantage of the newly evolved Netflix envelope... The THX sound is at the start of many rentals too.

    2. Re:Talk about feeling left out... by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      What are you, Canadian? Let me rephrase that correctly: are you a Canadian, eh?

      --
      The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. - William Gibson
    3. Re:Talk about feeling left out... by m00j · · Score: 1

      you think that is bad! There are apparently only three in all of Australia. All in Melbourne, it is a 2.5 hour flight to get there from where I live.

    4. Re:Talk about feeling left out... by markhb · · Score: 1

      Northern New England, actually... the digital cinemas I referred to are all around Boston.

      --
      Save Maine's economy: write stuff down. All comments are exclusively my own, not my employer.
  37. Nothing beats the Boston Imax theatre Noise... by technoextreme · · Score: 1

    Leonard Nimoy saying ,"Who put the boop in the boopseboop?" Note: This is a song. I just don't know the corect line.

    --
    Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
    1. Re:Nothing beats the Boston Imax theatre Noise... by stummies · · Score: 1

      I think it's 'who put the bomp in the bomp-sh-bomp-sh-bomp'

    2. Re:Nothing beats the Boston Imax theatre Noise... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Who put the ram in the rama-lama ding-dong?

      --
      How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?
  38. Found the right line.... by technoextreme · · Score: 2, Funny
    Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
    --
    Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
    1. Re:Found the right line.... by bcl · · Score: 1

      He made my baby fall in love with me.

    2. Re:Found the right line.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Omnimax theater at the Museum of Science in Boston, MA used to prefix each screening with a sound check of Leonard Nimoy singing that. The clip ended with a massively multiplexed Nimoy cascading into a cacophony of bops and ramalama ding dongs.

      I was so pissed when they stopped using it.

  39. I know what it really is. by blair1q · · Score: 3, Funny

    They put a lavalier (wireless microphone) on Lucas and followed him around for a day-in-the-life thing, and at one point he pulled out his wallet and opened it.

    So they sampled that, air-balled it once, and patented it.

    1. Re:I know what it really is. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I actually feared that they placed that microphone at some other location and played the occuring sound in slow motion.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  40. Cameo appearance in anime by Megane · · Score: 1
    Deep Note made a cameo appearance in the anime "RG Veda" as the sound made by somebody's big-ass sword. I remember laughing my ass off when I first saw that sequence.

    I doubt Lucasfilm or THX authorized that usage.

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  41. Super Mario World's keyhole sound by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    deepnote.mp3: No such file or directory (ENOENT)

    I would plug in Super Mario World (either on cartridge or on an emulator), head to Donut Plains, grab the cape, fly up near the end of the stage, and stick the key in the hole. This causes the game to play a humorous sped up version of "Deep Note".

    1. Re:Super Mario World's keyhole sound by Firehed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      As funny as that is (and strangely accurate), it just doens't sound quite right on my THX-certified speaker system. That said, I just found a new Windows shutdown noise. Maybe the actual THX one for booting...

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    2. Re:Super Mario World's keyhole sound by vought · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't know about Super Mario, but my wife calls the THX sound the "Orgasm sound".

      And you know what, she's right. If any of you slashdotters ever get a girlfrie^H^H wife, check it out!

    3. Re:Super Mario World's keyhole sound by Johan+Palmqvist · · Score: 1

      Pretty much, but it depends on how you set the parameter sequence that drives the oscillators with 1-pole smoothers, what language you use, and how good you are at assigning and poking the frequency to make it drift up and down. You can get all kinds of sounds but your mileage may vary.

  42. MythBusters busts it by tepples · · Score: 3, Interesting
  43. Re:Wow! A one pole smoother... by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

    Well, if it's a variable resistor and a variable capacitor (do they even make those?) it becomes quicker to say "one-pole smoother"

    you know, like how an IDE is a compiler, linker, editor, and debugger, or something.

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    -mkb
  44. Here's how it *really* went down by popo · · Score: 5, Funny

    George Lucas: How'd you make that sound Andy?

    Andy Moorer: We electrocuted a sperm whale.

    George Lucas: God damn that sounds great.

    Andy Moorer: [Giggles} I *know*

    George Lucas: Thing is... we need a story that's not going to bring those Greenpeace punks down on top of us.

    Andy Moorer: I coded the sound with 20,000 lines of C?

    George Lucas: Nice. Let's go with that.

    --
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    1. Re:Here's how it *really* went down by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      Funniest thing I've read in slashdot all week. Too bad I never remember these shorts people come up with. They would make fantastic sketches.

    2. Re:Here's how it *really* went down by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I have mod points, but sadly, there is no +5 "I pissed myself laughing" mod. I'm not joking, I have this wee wet spot in my pants now from laughing so hard.. wait.. *sniff* nevermind, I spilled beer there.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
  45. Two words: Styx & Krakatoa by tillerman35 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, did the guy think he'd get away with this? What total and utter plagiarism! Styx did the whole "notes appearing at random points and sliding at random rates toward a crescendo chord" thing ages ago. And better, if you ask me. It's not so much that he copied them almost directly that bugs the crap out of me every time I go to the movie theatres. The fact that he claims that it's original and "had never been done before." Total crap.

    1. Re:Two words: Styx & Krakatoa by colenski · · Score: 2, Informative

      Five words: A Day In The Life

      Sheesh, man, learn your rock history. Styx wasn't even close.

    2. Re:Two words: Styx & Krakatoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      please, both of you learn your history.. Iannis Xenakis in 1953

    3. Re:Two words: Styx & Krakatoa by AMoorer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, I thought I was ripping off the end of the Beatles' "Day in the Life". I never heard the Styx&Krakatoa version. I always say when you rip, rip from the best!

    4. Re:Two words: Styx & Krakatoa by cnerd2025 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wasn't it called an "orchestral freak out". I actually thought of the same thing. Besides, it ends with the chord that sounds conspicuously like the Macintosh boot chime (I guess that's the source of the bitter fight between Apple Computer, Inc. and Apple Corp.) Now I read about this Xenakis guy. Fascinating...

      I guess we could even bring up Johann Sebastian Bach, who is widely regarded as among the most brilliant (if not the most brilliant) composer of all time. Bach's works have been analyzed for mathematical excellence as well as aesthetic pleasure.

    5. Re:Two words: Styx & Krakatoa by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Yeah. And while we're at it, that whole "Chariots of Fire" thing is nothing but a gussied-up On Top Of Old Smokey.

      Which has nothing to do with this, except that it used to bug me. And still does, apparently.

  46. Blasphemey by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be obsessed with Ruby on Rails this week. You're like 4 coding fads too late (perl, php, python...).

    Now I'm just going to sit back and wait for somebody to tell me I'm wrong and it could be done in 3 lines with AJAX

    1. Re:Blasphemey by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      The only thing doing 3 lines of AJAX are gonna give you is one Serious Headache.
      And probably bleeding sinuses as well.

      --
      Lump lingered last in line for brains, and the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane.
    2. Re:Blasphemey by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but will it kill you fast enough that you don't care?

      --
      -- Sometimes you have to turn the lights off in order to see.
  47. Re:Wow! A one pole smoother... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    variable capacitor

    They exist, but i dunno how common they are these days. Old timey radios had air-gap caps that had interleaved plates adjusted by turning the knobs

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  48. Re:Wow! A one pole smoother... by tepples · · Score: 1

    A one-pole smoother in the digital domain is called a "leaky integrator".

  49. Something cool to try... by martinultima · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you can find an MP3 (or Ogg Vorbis, or FLAC, or WAV, or...) copy of "Deep Note," try playing it backwards and/or at various different speeds. If it's played at around 14x the original speed it actually sounds sorta neat. And backwards it sounds like a nuclear reactor going down.

    (Uh... not that I'd know what a nuclear reactor would sound like... yeah, uh, you can get back to dealing with Iran now...)

    --
    Creative misinterpretation is your friend.
    1. Re:Something cool to try... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      If you can find an MP3 (or Ogg Vorbis, or FLAC, or WAV, or...) copy of "Deep Note," try playing it backwards and/or at various different speeds. If it's played at around 14x the original speed it actually sounds sorta neat. And backwards it sounds like a nuclear reactor going down.

      (Uh... not that I'd know what a nuclear reactor would sound like... yeah, uh, you can get back to dealing with Iran now...)

      I *do* know what a nuclear reactor sounds like... (sound of utter silence). The ancillary machinery (pumps, blowers, etc... etc...) do make some noise however.
    2. Re:Something cool to try... by martinultima · · Score: 1

      Mmmm, nuclear reactor....

      --
      Creative misinterpretation is your friend.
  50. Nice guy by josecanuc · · Score: 1

    A few years ago my company was organizing a speech/audio engineers' conference (ICASSP) in Orlando. Mr. Moorer was one of the keynote speakers. His topic wasn't the THX sound, but he did talk about it. His story matches TFA, so I guess it's legit ;-)

    I ended up playing his sound samples for his talk through the auditorium sound system. I didn't know he was involved with the THX sound, and when he mentioned it, I realized I now had an interesting (somewhat) story. "I ran sound effects for the guy who invented the THX sound." It impressed me, anyway.

  51. Obligatory Grandpa Quote by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Turn it up!
    Turn it uup!"

    --

    You're using her as bait, Master!

    1. Re:Obligatory Grandpa Quote by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 2, Funny
      --
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  52. I'm picturing the source code... by KnightStalker · · Score: 1
    #include <sounds.h>
    main(argc, argv)
    int argc;
    char *argv;
    {
    SOUND_T *snd = create_sound();
    /* 19,990 lines of "alter sound slightly" */
    play_sound(snd);
    free_sound(snd);
    }
    Yeah, and you know it's K&R style too.
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    1. Re:I'm picturing the source code... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when he says C, he means Csound http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Csound

  53. TODO: log random number generator seed-Wham! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Next up: "Tables cure cancer" :-)"

    Only if you smack the cancer with the table.

    1. Re:TODO: log random number generator seed-Wham! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The WWE Healing Institute? Couldn't be any weirder than Scientology.

  54. Have a listen... by lax-goalie · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those who want to give it a listen, the trademarked THX sound is available on the USPTO's web site here.

    They have a whole bunch of others here. It's kind of a fun page to click around on.

    1. Re:Have a listen... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Wow. They trademarked this?

      And the sounds of hell?

      And for that matter, desn't that serve as prior art to this?

    2. Re:Have a listen... by damsa · · Score: 1

      Prior art doesn't apply to trademarks.

    3. Re:Have a listen... by macaroo · · Score: 1

      The first part of this sounds like a P-51 Mustang doing strafing run followed by a theater grand organ crescendo.

    4. Re:Have a listen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. This version sounds the best in my opinion. At lest compared to the two other version posted on digital-audio.net. Really, this gives me the chills.

  55. DTS by Tinn-Can · · Score: 1

    I like the DTS sound a lot more... too bad there arn't as many of those around...

  56. Re:Wow! A one pole smoother... by belg4mit · · Score: 1

    You still came across them, I had one in a radio teddy bear in the 80s.
    Of course, at the time I thought it was potentiometer and couldn't figure
    out why it worked in the radio but not for me.

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  57. Do we really need more advertising? by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

    I'm getting pretty sick of the loud pretentious dolby ads at the front of movies. That's all they are, and they are mostly repeated, so it gets dull after a couple of times.
    Imagine if every technology involved in movies got a 30 second ad at the start of the movie.

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    1. Re:Do we really need more advertising? by mattmatt · · Score: 1
      I'm getting pretty sick of the loud pretentious dolby ads at the front of movies.

      But just think how much more they would suck if everybody had to turn around to see them.

  58. Strangely similar to an "Asia" intro by SysKoll · · Score: 1

    The "freaking orchestra" sound of THX is very, very much the same as the opening of Asia's "Countdown to Zero" song, part of the "Astra" album. I always wondered if the THX guys had bought the rights from them. I guess they wrote 20 klocs of C to reproduce a sound made with a couple of Moogs.

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    1. Re:Strangely similar to an "Asia" intro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is still going on today :) We waste...err use our fancy dual core 2.5 Ghz 64 bit Athlon or PPC G5 CPUs to run "soft synths" that sound something like an old Moog. With each new generation of CPU the soft synth engines get a little bit closer to sounding like an actual analog synth.

  59. Breaking news by Legion303 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Posted: 25.5.05 by Tom"

  60. He was a Gentoo fan... by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 3, Funny
    how much of them lines are gotos?

    None of them. Not a single one. I'd guess that there probably isn't any branching or looping logic in the entire program...

    Talk about -funroll-loops!

    1. Re:He was a Gentoo fan... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Talk about -funroll-loops!

      Everytime I see that switch, I think that companies like ThinkGeek are missing out on a great product that combines the tastiness of Fruit By The Foot with the mathematics cache of a Moebius strip.

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      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
  61. Update: by slashbob22 · · Score: 1

    I just came back from a dance club and I can say this is true. Right now I can't hear a thing.

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  62. Sounds like a lot of work by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a lot of work for one sound effect... couldn't they have just downloaded it off of some pirate site somewhere?

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  63. Re:Wow! A one pole smoother... by DSP_Geek · · Score: 1

    Close but no Tiparillo. One-pole smoother to me sounds like a first order filter, which has a feedforward component on top of the leaky integrator feedback part.

  64. marvellous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a great purpose!

  65. For me by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    this was always the sound played to wake people up after the commercials so they can actually see a difference between crappy ads and a crappy movie and the critics don't accidently write their resume on the ads. Would be kinda embarrassing.

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  66. THX noise based on a song? by zoeblade · · Score: 1

    From chapter six of the book Analog Days, talking about the album In a Wild Sanctuary:

    One of their new techniques, used on a track called "Spaced," was quickly copied by a famous Marin County film company and became a standard in movie theatres. It is played right at the start of the show: a distant note seems to get closer and closer to the listener before splitting into a tumultuous eight-note chord.

  67. OMG! Welcome to CompSci101: Intro to Algorithms by JonTurner · · Score: 1, Troll

    >>could've done it in 5 lines of perl
    You know, I don't doubt that. I'm thinking Mr. Moore may have slept through some important concepts in CompSci 101. Like, say, LOOPS and ALGORITHMS.

    From Original Post:
    >>20,000 lines of code produce about 250,000 lines of statements of the form "set frequency of oscillator X to Y Hertz

    And I'll bet that code looks like something off of www.dailywtf.com

    I've got one word for Mr. Moorer : A_L_G_O_R_I_T_H_M It's this facinating little trick where you put a formula in a loop and permute a variable. In short, you let the computer do the work for you in about 1/100th of a second instead of hacking out TWENTY_FUNKING_THOUSAND_LINES_OF_C over only God knows how long a time period.

    Unbelievable!

    Thank goodness he wasn't trying to compute a moonshot. "okay, and then at 1.004 seconds after liftoff the following five thousand things happen. [snip] Then at 1.005 seconds..."

    1. Re:OMG! Welcome to CompSci101: Intro to Algorithms by Viking+Coder · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First off, if you RTFA, this guy worked at Stanford in Artificial Intelligence. You don't get to do that, if you're as dumb as you imply he is.

      You also have no idea how many lines of the 20,000 are data tables. Note the part where he says "the frequencies of the big chord (which had been typed in by hand - based on a 150-Hz root)..."

      I'll tell you what: I'll give you 4 days to write your 5 lines of Perl. When it executes, it should algorithmically create (not download off the internet, or some bullshit) a wav file which 8 out of 10 people can't distinguish from 'Deep Note' based on a side-by-side sound test. If you succeed, I'll send you $300 through PayPal.

      Until then, STFU. Some of us are trying to enjoy the show.

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    2. Re:OMG! Welcome to CompSci101: Intro to Algorithms by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Lemme see, 20,000 lines of code, 4 days, that's average 5,000 lines of code a day, say (roughly) 200 lines of code per hour, more than three a minute, all that with no sleep. Impressive!
      I guess that less boastful people would admit using a data table generator here and there, but who cares when all the pundits just plug the numbers into some stupid coding performance metric anyway.

      I bet that a reasonably good approximation of Deep Note can be created in Csound with about a screenful of lines in score and orchestra files and maybe some (small) tables.

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    3. Re:OMG! Welcome to CompSci101: Intro to Algorithms by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      You know, I don't doubt that. I'm thinking Mr. Moore may have slept through some important concepts in CompSci 101. Like, say, LOOPS and ALGORITHMS.

      Maybe you're right. Let's take a peek at his resumé:

      S.B. (Electrical Engineering) MIT 1967
      S.B. (Applied Mathematics) MIT 1968
      Ph.D. (Computer Science) Stanford University, 1975

      So I guess it wasn't until after 1975 that Stanford added loops and algorithms to their doctoral requirements.

  68. Re:Wow! A one pole smoother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're called varactors and they are hiding in a lot of places like satellite tuners and stuff. Not the block in the antenna, but in the decoder thingy.

  69. that's by subtropolis · · Score: 1

    kindergarten, btw

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  70. Available on CD by chiph · · Score: 1

    If you can find it, the 1982 sampler CD "Digital Sound Spectacular" contained Deep Note. I heard it there before I heard it in a theatre.

    Chip H.

  71. Do any of you put the sound in your OS startups? by antdude · · Score: 1

    In my Windows systems with good speakers, I like to put these THX, Dolby Digital, etc. sound clips in my startup wave file. :) I used to do that for other OS like Linux and MacOS X, but they are not connected to good speakers so I don't bother.

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  72. Hmmph..I can think of much better,in fact...... by flyneye · · Score: 0

    I've produced much more chilling sounds on string instruments.
    An even better THX sound would be the song" Webber" by the Butthole Surfers.
    It starts with chaotic pitchiness and culminates in resounding depth of consonance echoing to silence.

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  73. Or you could just use your voice! by dea9 · · Score: 2, Funny
  74. Re:Wow! A one pole smoother... by PenguiN42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They exist, but i dunno how common they are these days

    That's it. You've done it. I officially feel old now.

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    The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence was false.
  75. 20,000 lines of code??? by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    Isn't this big by a couple orders of magnitude? I've written an entire Java interpreter in 23,000 lines of C.

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    1. Re:20,000 lines of code??? by AMoorer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Gee, you are absolutely right. I went back and looked at it - it is only 325 lines of C code! Gosh, I remembered it as being huge, but it is only about 12 pages printed out. That's what I get depending on a 20-year-old memory. Sorry about the mistake.

  76. Sounds a lot like a prop-jet starting up by DECS · · Score: 1

    I was on an overhead wing propjet (some Korean or Chinese made thing, looked kinda like a Dornier 328) taking off from Ventiane (Laos) last week, and when the the engines kicked on, it sounded so much like the THX berzschwaaaangahn! that I had to smile. After that, it was just a regular sorta scary, sorta funny (but mostly predictable) ride, and the food was crappy, so the whole experience was very movie theater like.

  77. Look at the frequencies in action... by marcansoft · · Score: 1

    by loading it into Audacity. Set Spectrogram size to 4096 on Preferences, maximum freq to ~2500Hz. Load up Deep Note from the USPTO website, stretch the audio tracks, and enjoy. It actually seems the description is pretty accurate - at first frequencies drift randomly, and then they converge to a set of fixed ones.

  78. What about... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    ...getting an interview with Brian Eno about how the Windows 95 sound was made?

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  79. Shame There's no +10 by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    This has got to be the funniest thing ever posted to Slashdot.

  80. Your wish is my command... by AndrewStephens · · Score: 1
    Its not an interview, but there are some details at the same site linked to TFA:

    http://musicthing.blogspot.com/2005/05/tiny-music- makers-pt-2-microsoft-sound.html

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  81. I disagree by scronline · · Score: 1

    The art is how to teach movie theaters that 180 decibells is NOT necessary.

  82. Nice trick by p3d0 · · Score: 1
    1. Get a Slashdot user ID using the name of the subject of an article.
    2. Post some seemingly interesting comments based on astounding "facts".
    3. Bask in the free karma.
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    1. Re:Nice trick by AMoorer · · Score: 1

      Mr. p3d0 has questioned whether the slashdot user "AMoorer" is really me. I posted a special introduction page on my website at http://www.jamminpower.com/slashdot.jsp. This is a private page - it isn't linked into the rest of the website. "AMoorer" is really me. Enjoy my web site! Post a link to it on your website! I will be happy to answer any other questions on the THX logo theme - or anything else, I guess.

  83. Mods on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can a post that wasn't rated to begin with be overrated?

  84. Re:Wow! A one pole smoother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about

    y(n) = a*x(n) + (1-a)*y(n-1)

    It's even easier than a resistor and a cap.

  85. Re:Do any of you put the sound in your OS startups by iainl · · Score: 1

    No, but I did have the Deep Note and also the 20th Century Fox fanfare on my old phone for assorted things.

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  86. Re:Do any of you put the sound in your OS startups by antdude · · Score: 1

    Bah, but no bass out of the phones unless they have subwoofer. [grin]

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  87. Mod parent up! by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    Thanks for taking the time to do this.

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  88. Re:Wow! A one pole smoother... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    So maybe I shouldn't tell you that I didn't actually even know they existed until my Fields prof mentioned it earlier that day? ;P

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