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Wisconsin Could Ban Mandatory Microchip Implants

01101101 writes "The Duluth News Tribune is reporting that Wisconsin could be the first state to ban mandatory microchip implants in humans. The plan was authored by Rep. Marlin Schneider, D-Wisconsin Rapids and Gov. Jim Doyle plans to sign the bill. The bill still leaves an opening for voluntary chipping." Slashdot covered one instance of mandatory microchip implants back in February.

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  1. G...Good news on YRO Slashdot?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did I just step into Bizzaro World?

    1. Re:G...Good news on YRO Slashdot?! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The bad news is that we have to have laws against your employer requiring a chip to be implanted in your body.

    2. Re:G...Good news on YRO Slashdot?! by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Don't worry, I can burst your bubble:
      This Constitution, and the laws of the United States which shall be made in pursuance thereof; and all treaties made, or which shall be made, under the authority of the United States, shall be the supreme law of the land; and the judges in every state shall be bound thereby, anything in the Constitution or laws of any State to the contrary notwithstanding.
      Congress can still pull "mandatory chip implants is interstate commerce!" and overrule the Wisconsin law.
    3. Re:G...Good news on YRO Slashdot?! by Ubergrendle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't get your hopes up -- the follow-up article is about the 'Borg launching a legal challenge...

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    4. Re:G...Good news on YRO Slashdot?! by pclminion · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If it's not illegal, what the hell else is there to stop an employer from requiring it? Morality? What are you smoking?

      There is no society on earth "good" enough to rely entirely on its citizens' moral fiber to prevent abuse. Bad news, my ass. The sorry condition of humanity is not news to me at all.

    5. Re:G...Good news on YRO Slashdot?! by shaitand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How does this post makes sense in reply to a post that points out that an additional law is needed to prevent employers from requiring the implants? I'm not sure how comprehensive this law is but I hope it would prevent a de facto requirement in additional to a hard requirement.

      For instance, if the chip were required to participate in social security or to use US Currency. Nobody is forced to use cash but it is not practical to do otherwise in our society. Or if the new edition of the state id card and drivers license were microchip only. Nobody is forced to get a card, it is technically optional but in reality everyone has to have one to function in society. No government service or service enhancement should every depend on an implant whether mandatory or not.

    6. Re:G...Good news on YRO Slashdot?! by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yea, who was it that installed that backdoor trojan anyways?

      I means which president started using the commerce clause to get around the other little anyances of rights, limits of power and the asumption of freedom.

  2. Heh heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ironically, here in Beverly Hills there is a proposed measure to enforce manditory breast implants in women. Same country, different worlds, I guess.

    1. Re:Heh heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      While just a hop over into San Francisco, they are proposing mandatory breast implants for men.

  3. Choice by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I realize that people have a choice as to their jobs and could choose to have a different job rather than be implanted, but the line has to be drawn somewhere. Having chips planted into the body of an emloyee is pretty darn good place to start.

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    1. Re:Choice by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Something like this, it's easy enough to say, "well, you could get another job", but the question is, what if this becomes the new dumb security fad, and 90% of the companies offering decent jobs suddenly require this.

    2. Re:Choice by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Than I for one will quit, cash out my 401(k) and IRA and buy an acre or two of farmland someplace quiet and happily live out my days.

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  4. Doesn't need to be mandatory by Oldsmobile · · Score: 5, Insightful

    RFID chip implants don't have to be mandatory. All you have to do is make it a rule that you can't fly, or cross the border, or get a drivers license without one.

    Then they will be de-facto mandatory and those who don't get them are society's rejects or should be investigated for being possible terror suspects.

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    1. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by starwed · · Score: 5, Informative

      You missed the point: that some companies were requiring these of their employees.

    2. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by Khammurabi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      RFID chip implants don't have to be mandatory. All you have to do is make it a rule that you can't fly, or cross the border, or get a drivers license without one.
      Are you implying that Americans will just sit back and let that happen in the first place? I don't know a single person that would stand for the government pulling that one over on us.

      Now I do think it's plausible that businesses will start requiring RFID chips to be implanted. The added security precaution will seem very enticing to corporate types. Just start imagining only chipped IT employees being allowed in server rooms, or only "Top Secret" chipped people being allowed into Sandia National Labratories, and you'll start to see the benefits.

      The government may toy with the idea, but in the end it will be businesses leading this crusade. Kudos to my home state for being proactive about this.
    3. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Are you implying that Americans will just sit back and let that happen in the first place?

      Yes, they usually do. Fighting back takes time out that they could be spending making money or watching television to relax from working so hard making money so that they will have the money to watch television to relax. Or something like that...

      I don't know a single person that would stand for the government pulling that one over on us.

      Well, I wish I knew some, too. Unfortunately, most people (at least in the US) are not like that.

    4. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by Tweekster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ahhh, but that is meaningless... Wisconsin had to change their licenses because it would not meet federal regulations as a valid ID for a number of services. So it may not be expired, but when the law says you cant even use it to buy a lottery ticket or a pack of smokes, it is pretty useless.

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    5. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by taskforce · · Score: 2, Informative
      I believe the term is "boiling a frog slowly." If the government decides this is a good idea, it WILL happen. It's a gradual erosion of freedoms.

      20 Years ago I'm sure that phone tapping ordinary citizens without a warrant would have been quite a concern, today it's hardly an issue in the minds Joe Sixpack.

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    6. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by Steffan · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "RFID chip implants don't have to be mandatory. All you have to do is make it a rule that you can't fly, or cross the border, or get a drivers license without one."

      "Are you implying that Americans will just sit back and let that happen in the first place? I don't know a single person that would stand for the government pulling that one over on us."
      Substitute:
      • The government will set up 'Free Speech Zones' where protesters must stand, set apart from regular crowds
      • People will be held without a trial for indefinite periods of time, without access to counsel and without even public mention made of the fact that they have been imprisoned
      • The government will perform wiretaps and searches without specific cause, and without receiving a court order, or with the permission of 'secret courts', the membership and findings of which must remain sealed
      I'm sure all of us would have said...
      Are you implying that Americans will just sit back and let that happen in the first place? I don't know a single person that would stand for the government pulling that one over on us.
      ...five years ago...
    7. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by Aladrin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is exactly right. And if you don't believe it, think of this:

      A driver's license/state ID is -NOT- mandatory. But try to do ANY paperwork without one and you'll see how non-mandatory it really is.

      I'm in full support of this law, I just don't think it'll do any good when all is said and done. (Not by itself, anyhow.)

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    8. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by Oldsmobile · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Jose Padilla was arrested in Chicago, though as of late has finally been indicted.

      Nevertheless, habeus corpus was suspended for four years. Perhaps this means anyone can be arrested without charge for atleast four years?

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    9. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Oh, c'mon. The "People being held without trial for indefinate periods of time" were captured in a WAR ZONE fighting against our troops.

      Jose Padilla was captured in the US. Several of the people held in Gitmo are Iraqi citizens who were picked up for wearing casio watches - because the insurgents were using casio watches as timers for IEDs. If wearing a particular brand of watch can get you locked up without a trial for years, we're not living in the America I grew up in.

    10. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by jimktrains · · Score: 2, Funny

      Um..judging by some of the drivers I see, a driver's license is no IQ test....

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    11. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The list of people held that have nothing to do with the fighting is absurdly large. There is a comedy writer that was held because of a parody cartoon he wrote. Many people are held simply based on rumors and anonymous tips. Two people that are members of an obscure chinese religion are being held even though they have been found perfectly safe because the government claims they have no where to release them to, when there is a large population of that religious sect in Florida.

      http://thisamericanlife.org/pages/descriptions/06/ 310.html

      A good, non-inflamatory, report of what is actually going on in Guantanamo and why it is un-American.

    12. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And both the wars in which they could have been captured (Afghansitan and Iraq) have been declared as over for years - PoWs are supposed to be released as soon as practical after a war is over. As you said, they're there to keep them from jumping back into the fighting, not to punish them for having been fighting.
      They seem to fit the definition of a PoW to me, and the fact that the organisations for which they were fighting are not signatories to the Geneva conventions is not a reason to not treat them in accordance with them - The US (the people holding them) ARE signatories and so are bound to treat them in accordance with the conventions (they specifically say this). If they are being held and they aren't PoW then they MUST be held as common criminals and charged swiftly and tried UNDER THE LAWS OF THE PLACE WHERE THEIR ALLEGED CRIMES TOOK PLACE - there is no other (legal) classification of prisoner.

    13. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Informative
      "I sent this on to my representatives in LA"

      " I don't live in California, but isn't your state legislature in Sacramento or something?"

      Check your STATE codes again buddy....

      LA == Louisiana

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    14. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by Courageous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, they usually do.

      This remark is disengenous, as it implies somehow there is some "usually" to the government having implanted people before. "Implanting" is very invasive, forcible implanting would feel to many people like rape, and the very subject invokes a deep visceral negative reaction that, IMO, not only would lead to strong political counter reaction, but possibly VIOLENCE.

      C//

    15. Re:Doesn't need to be mandatory by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      a majority of americans support impeachment for illegal domestic wiretapping.

      Yeah, but I bet I could ask an equally biased question (like "Should the NSA have the power to monitor whatever communications it needs to in order to prevent a repeat of 9/11?") and probably get an equally overwhelming response.

      Heck, if you phrase the questions right you can get people to give completely contradictory statements in the same breath. I've heard polls that basically elicit responses that make people seem like they're both supporting and opposing abortion at the same time. It's not hard to do.

      People are stupid. If you know the right question to ask, you can get them to nod and smile and support anything in a poll.
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  5. microchip implants by towsonu2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

    any deals or mail-in rebates?

  6. victory for privacy by gravesb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Its good to see someone is looking out for individual rights. Maybe its because the law was passed prior to the industry growing large enough to have an effective lobby. I hope that more states see the potential and pass similar laws. If it is passed, it will be interesting to see how it is enforced, and how many companies try and get around it. Also, I could see health insurance giving big "discounts" to people who sign up to get a chip.

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    1. Re:victory for privacy by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Its good to see someone is looking out for individual rights. Maybe its because the law was passed prior to the industry growing large enough to have an effective lobby. I hope that more states see the potential and pass similar laws.

      Indeed! I'd like to see this extended beyond simple RFID, and worded in such a way as it is illegal for any agency, government or otherwise, to mandate any modification to the body of the individual. (Short of requiring a hair cut, bodily hygeine, and other such things.)

      You can't bar code me, tattoo me (that's my job), implant anything in me, or otherwise manipulate my body for purposes of employment, identification, being provided services, or any non-medically-necessary procedure. You can't ask. You can't deny me those services. Nothing. I don't care if I'm a job applicant or a criminal.

      Even the remote possibility of mandatory implantation -- in any situation -- reeks of loss of control over one's body, and scares the crap completely outta me.

      I appluad the person bringing forth this legislation.
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  7. Odd title? Still, good that they are proactive. by crazyjeremy · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is good news, but this isn't this titled incorrectly. Shouldn't it be something like "Wisconsin is the first state to pass a law making it illegal for companies to make microchip implants mandatory". The way it's written it sounds like someone has already made chip implants mandatory and Wisconsin is fighting it... They aren't, they are just being a bit proactive (for once).

  8. Small comfort by BRSQUIRRL · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A legal ban on mandatory microchip implantation is pointless in a way, as the real threat is that they will become so pervasive that it will be impossible to lead a normal life (e.g. buy groceries, vote, hold a drivers license) without one.

    1. Re:Small comfort by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A legal ban on mandatory microchip implantation is pointless in a way, as the real threat is that they will become so pervasive that it will be impossible to lead a normal life (e.g. buy groceries, vote, hold a drivers license) without one.

      It starts with businesses using them for employee access and security. Admittedly you don't have to work for a company that has mandated their use, but they will slowly become ubiquitous, as more companies realize the benefits of implanting employees with an id they can't lose (unlike a badge or tag). Not only will they use it for security, but you'll be able to buy your lunch in the company commisary without having to carry your money. Then, once people get used to the idea of that, they'll demand the technology be available elsewhere.

      It only takes a small group to start a technological revolution. Look how the whole PC concept began. But this is one technological revolution that needs to be monitored carefully. The risk to individual privacy is too great.

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  9. When "voluntary" is mandatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The bill still leaves an opening for voluntary chipping."

    The problem with this is that desparate people will "volunteer" if employers, etc. EXPECT them to volunteer. Just like waiters, waitresses "volunteered" for being exposed to second hand smoking, before smoking was banned completely. Voluntary chipping will hurt the most volnurable segments of the society, who can't even afford not to" volunteer", while the more powerful can stay free.

    For this reason, the bill stinks as it is.

    1. Re:When "voluntary" is mandatory by Tweekster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which actually reminds of the idiotic smoking bans in wisconsin currently happening... They are trying to ban it based on worker health reasons...of course those people are now out of jobs due to the massive loss in business bars have been experiencing. They no longer have to worry about second hand smoke, they dont have a job. Those bans may be repealed in certain areas. and there has been talk of a ban in Milwaukee, but the brewery industry will never allow that one to happen thankfully. Restraunts and such I can understand, bars should not be held to those restrictions since you go to a bar to drink poison. Or how about Cigar bars being basically shut down, you cant smoke a cigar in a cigar bar?

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    2. Re:When "voluntary" is mandatory by DesireCampbell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Firstly, get off your high horse about being 'forced' to work. The way you're talking it seems you'd want to shut down half the country. Everyone has a choice, it might not be a very appealing choice, but it's still a choice. People die in certain jobs. Actually die. Miners, soldiers, oil rig workers...

      If you don't want to work at a "dangerous" job, or one that infringes on your rights - DON'T. There's always another job, or at least welfare.


      Oh, and the smoking thing? That shits as dangerous as putting a chip in your arm. I direct you to the facts.

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  10. Not mandatory but anyone opting out by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 3, Interesting
    will be transferred to work in the call centre.

    Well that's how they did it at my place of work. Ok, so it wasn't microchips but I'm sure they'll use the same principle when the time comes. Usual 'security reasons and if you've nothing to hide...' bollocks.

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  11. Mandatory Implants by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's next? Mandatory voting? Exercise? Health improvements? Lifestyle changes?

    Because we certainly can't trust a person, but an implant we can.

    P.S. This is also a great idea for a sci-fi movie.

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  12. So what? by GuloGulo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The federal government has stomped all over state proclamations like this before, either by hook or by crook. What makes anyone think it won't happen again?

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  13. Would this apply by jessecurry · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would this bill apply to the company that requires the RFID injection? It stated in the previous story that the RFID chips were not required to maintain employment, so taking a job in the area that requires the chips would be voluntary wouldn't it?

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  14. If I learned anything from Futurama by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's of the necessitary to resist the Permanent Career Implant Chip. I thank our friends in Wisconsin for leading the way!

  15. Meh, implanting microchips? Who cares? by Cthefuture · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is the difference between having a chip implanted and having some system that can recognize you by DNA, heat signature, or whatever? Those systems are coming and they're exactly the same thing except without the invasive chip injection procedure. This chip thing is just a temporary measure until the other technology advances.

    There won't be much you can do about it. Businesses love this for security because there is no passcode for someone to steal and employees don't need to remember passcodes. Credit card companies would really love it to help prevent fraud (in theory saving us all money, but we know how that goes). This has all sorts of uses, good and bad. It's coming though...

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  16. I almost can hear the employers... by RafaelGCPP · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can imagine the dialog between a candidate and the future employer: "Yes, I think you are just perfect for the job. Now, all you have to do is fill those forms, get chipped, and..." "Whoooa! Isn't it illegal? You cannot force me to that!" "You are right but I am not forcing you to take the job either!" The guy takes then the second best, which in turn will accept the chip promptly...

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  17. Can't be stolen? by kratei · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Procter said VeriChip supports the spirit of Schneider's bill and would not work with companies forcing employees to get implants. However, he said the implants are superior to employee badges or key chains as a way to limit access. "It's more secure. It's discreet and it can't be lost or stolen," he said."
    They think an implated microchip can't be stolen? Um, it can't be stolen as easily as a identity card, but I'd rather have my identity card stolen than have some serious crook borrow my microchip.
  18. RIDF overload? by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny
    In my wallet I have the following cards: two credit cards, two debit cards (one for a medical flexible spending account), a library card, an AAA Card, a Costco card, a blue cross medical card, a Guardian Dental card, a discount card for the local tire shop, and a zoo membership. In the past I had up to four grocery store discount cards, but I got rid of them. (I keep my geek card in a passport holder around my neck ;-)

    I can not imagine the pain my arms would feel with that many chips in them!

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  19. Oh, for sure it's voluntary! by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fast forward to future...

    Oh, if you want to fly you have to. But it's all voluntary, you don't have to fly.
    Oh, if you want a job at XXX, you have to. But it's all voluntary, you don't have to work at XXX.
    Oh, if you want to vote, you have to. But it's all voluntary, you don't have to vote.
    Oh, if you want to buy food, you have to. But it's all voluntary, you don't have to eat.

    Nobody forces you, ok. All your choice.

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  20. Update Constitution and Universal Declaration by Phoenix666 · · Score: 2

    of Human Rights. Clearly ethics, common sense, and human decency are not memes that been internalized by business leaders and politicians enough to know that issues like this are not permissible. We need to update the Bill of Rights and Universal Declaration of Human Rights to make it absolutely crystal clear that these actions are not permissible. Then we should provide harsh penalities for all those who choose to violate them.

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  21. The antichrist may yet find a loophole by xmorg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It could still technically be Illegal to force implants, but if you are "forced" to economically such as not being able to buy or sell (Bible's prediction) then you are still compelled to be implanted... "causeth" (jkv) is not forced.

    Silly politicians, You cannot legislate the end away, you must watch for it and be ready.

  22. microwave? by Nesetril · · Score: 2, Funny

    is it true that you can destroy these chips by sticking the afflicted part of your body in a microwave (for a couple of seconds)? i just like planning ahead...

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  23. Americans will do what they always do -- nothing. by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful
    RFID chip implants don't have to be mandatory. All you have to do is make it a rule that you can't fly, or cross the border, or get a drivers license without one.

    Are you implying that Americans will just sit back and let that happen in the first place? I don't know a single person that would stand for the government pulling that one over on us.

    Try flying, driving, or crossing the border without ID. Try opening a bank account without presenting your government ID number (aka SSN). Try getting insurance, a credit card, a home loan, a car loan, a place to rent, and utilities for that place without presenting a SSN.

    Do you realize that we have a backdoor national ID card system right now? Legislation was passed to require an interlinking of driver's license record systems. Driver's licenses have to have biometric data encoded on them. A Supreme Court decision in the past few years means that you can't refuse to present them to law enforcement. Originally, this was portrayed as being intended to keep drunk drivers (especially commercial truck drivers) from just moving to another state to get a new license, but today it's being used by remote jurisdictions to enforce parking and speeding tickets with no means of appeal if the system has you wrong.

    We set up an unaccountable national database of people who are not allowed to fly that is based purely on names and aliases instead of more reliable data. Senators have been kept from flying because of the list.

    Police today can enter your home, plant listening devices, keystroke monitors, etc. and leave without letting you know and forbidding landlords from telling you about it. They can tap your phones if it's suspected that someone they might be interested in might use the phone (under their discretion). They can snatch records of what you read from the library, who you email and what sites you visit from your ISP, what potentially embarassing medical conditions you might have from your doctor, and any and all business transactions you make from your bank and credit card companies, and none of them can tell you under threat of criminal prosecution.

    Our government imprisoned people without trial and without access to laywers in violation of the 6th Amendment. Our government spies on citizens without a warrant in violation of the 4th Amendment. It tortures prisoners in violation of the Geneva Convention as well as the 5th, 6th, and 8th Amendments, and there is a significant portion of the populace that approves of these actions since it makes them feel safer. It even prevents protesters from gathering outside of "Free Speech Zones" in front of the President in violation of the 1st Amendment, and people still aren't outraged.

    Let me tell you what Americans will do. NOT A DAMNED THING. All this government has to do is explain how it will protect us against terrorists, child molesters, Iranians, or whoever the hell we're supposed to be most scared of today, and so-called citizens will line up to be sheared like the good little sheep they are.

    If you think there is such a thing as public outrage at the loss of our rights, then you haven't been paying attention to in this post-9/11 world. Do you know what gets people angry? High gas prices, incompetent handling of a disaster, and the stink of failure in war. Civil rights doesn't even register as an issue thanks to the learned helplessness of the American people. Just shelter us from harm, and you can do anything with that guy's rights.

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  24. oh, and another by Oldsmobile · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, and forgot about Ali Saleh Kahlah al-Marri who has been held as an enemy combatant for over two years.

    Unlike Padilla, al-Marri is not a U.S. citizen, but he was arrested in the U.S.

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  25. The real question... by satirenine · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will these implants run Linux?

  26. in other news... by bk4u · · Score: 2, Funny
    "The Duluth News Tribune is reporting that Wisconsin could be the first state to ban mandatory microchip implants in humans. The plan was authored by Rep. Marlin Schneider, D-Wisconsin Rapids and Gov. Jim Doyle plans to sign the bill. The bill still leaves an opening for voluntary chipping."

    microcheese implants, however, are still mandatory

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  27. So non-manditory implants are ok then? by Gno · · Score: 2, Funny

    Say the employee whom gets the implnats gets $60,000 a year while the tweed over in the corner who's afraid of his goverment and lives with his mother in the basement without the implants only makes $30,000 a year? Then the implants become a neccessity. I fell the need for a non-implanted persons bill of rights. (NIPBOR) AND THEN the makers of niptuck can make a spinoff named: Nip Tuck: implanted removers.

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