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New Apple Campaign Target PC Flaws

sodul writes"Apple just started a new campaign to emphasize the advantages of Mac versus a regular tasteless PC. The ads represent a young cool looking man (Mac) and a white collar in his 40's (not cool, PC). In one of the ads the PC repeat itself several times because it had to reboot. In an other one (and maybe the most aggressive of all) PC is sick because of a virus, while Mac is healthy. You can watch the new spots on Apple's site "

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  1. Doesn't work by omeg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pretty much all hate campaigns I've seen against another product just didn't work out. Logically, I'd also think that showing people how good your product is (rather than how bad the other product is) has a much more positive effect. But really, I'm not an expert on commercials. Anybody who can point me to some hate campaigns by major companies that seem(ed) to be effective?

    1. Re:Doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Diod you watch any television during the last US election?

    2. Re:Doesn't work by Tozog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most politicial campaigns?

    3. Re:Doesn't work by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm not an expert on commercials

      Well the PC guy (John Hodgman) is an expert. He's the daily show's resident expert and the author of "The Areas of my Expertise". Which was reviewd on slashdot and by the Onion.

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    4. Re:Doesn't work by hunterx11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm going to go out on a limb here, and make a wild guess that Linux users aren't the target audience of this marketing campaign.

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    5. Re:Doesn't work by Sometimes_Rational · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This doesn't really look like a "hate campaign" to me. The ads give an affectionate look at what people commonly believe are Windows failings while strongly promoting what Macs can do. As played in the commercials, you don't hate the PC, he even has his strengths ("The things this guy can do with a spreadsheet"), but he isn't cool and competent like the Mac is. As to whether they work, advertisers do comparison ads all the time, so someone thinks that they work.

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    6. Re:Doesn't work by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Another reason why this might well not work is that if you go on the site it doesn't even seem to work in Linux

      I'm sure you can play .mov files if you just spend a day or so reasearching what's available that passes ideological requirements, and then download it, build it, debug it, configure it for your GPU...

      Well, that's life with Linux.

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    7. Re:Doesn't work by mmkkbb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Almost all the losers run negative campaigns, too.

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    8. Re:Doesn't work by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd like to add that it's a great book. It certainly helped fill in some areas of history that I was always a little fuzzy about.

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    9. Re:Doesn't work by saintp · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was hoping, before I watched the "Network" one, that the cute Asian chick in the screen cap was going to be Linux. But she wasn't. That would have been false advertising anyway.

    10. Re:Doesn't work by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretty much all hate campaigns I've seen against another product just didn't work out.

      Well, Apple does have the advantage in that most people who own PC's already hate them. They are just having a little fun with the hatred that's already there.

      But really, I'm not an expert on commercials. Anybody who can point me to some hate campaigns by major companies that seem(ed) to be effective?

      Hate campaigns usually require you to identify your competition, which nobody wants to do because then you are spending your money to raise their brand awareness. A "PC hate" campaign isn't really targeting a specific company (at least, not by name), so Apple can get away with it where most businesses could not.

      I do have one example, though. FedEx has been running hate ads against the USPS for decades, and it has built an emprie. The simple fact that the Post Office doesn't guarantee a specific maximum shipping date, even for their high-dollar "express" delivery, pretty much wrote FedEx's "the Post Office sucks" ads for them.

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    11. Re:Doesn't work by minus_273 · · Score: 2, Funny

      good thing macs dont have a system tray or balloons to pop up like that.

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    12. Re:Doesn't work by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have to agree. It's a pretty fine line, but these ads seem to fall into the "observational humor" category without being too over the top.

      I think Apple's last advertisment where they talk about "dull little PCs performing dull little tasks" (by dull little people?) was a lot worse, pretty much only appealing to the Smug Mac User crowd.

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    13. Re:Doesn't work by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know why this is flamebait - he's right. In fact, the more negative the campaign, the more evidence there is that the candidate can't actually win on the issues, so the tactic is to attack your opponent.

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    14. Re:Doesn't work by phildog · · Score: 2, Informative
      Hodgman is fantastic

      Here are some of his clips from the Daily Show

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    15. Re:Doesn't work by Brett+Johnson · · Score: 3, Informative

      What a load of horse hockey. There are plenty of replacements for most of the Mac OS X major apps:

      Don't like Finder? Try PathFinder http://www.cocoatech.com/ or RBrowser http://www.rbrowser.com/
      Don't like Safari? Try OmniWeb, Firefox, Camino, Opera, iCab, or even IE5
      Don't like Mail? Try Eudora, Thunderbird, GMail, Entourage, Notes, or any number of other mail clients
      Don't like Quicktime? Try VLC, RealPlayer, or Microsoft's crappy media player [although QT is better than either of the latter 2]
      Don't like Dashboard? Try Konfabulator
      Don't like Keynote/Pages/AppleWorks? Try ThinkFree Office, OpenOffice.org, or Microsoft Office

      You could replace nearly all the major applications and many of system components of Mac OS X, but then it wouldn't really be a Mac anymore, would it?.

    16. Re:Doesn't work by illtron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How the fuck is it misleading? Even to 99% of Linux users, "PC" means "Windows PC." I don't think Apple is really aiming to sway any Linux users with an pitch that clearly is targeted toward your average Windows user.

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    17. Re:Doesn't work by illtron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're an idiot. Clearly these ads show the Mac and PC as two guys who have differences, yet get along. There's a playful tone to the ads. It's not a "hate campaign." Did you just make that up?

      What did you really want Apple to say? "Macs are great, but if you don't want one, it's totally cool with us if you buy a Windows PC too, because Internet Explorer runs great on them!"

      Apple can talk until they're red in the face about how great their own product is, but there are clearly still a lot of misconceptions about them. The only way to really drive home the fact that they do some things better and lack the problems that abound on PCs is to put the two side-by-side. You're right that people don't react well to negative ad campaigns (there's no such thing as a hate campaign), and that's precisely why Apple has struck an extremely delicate balance in these ads.

      The Mac guy doesn't come out and call the PC guy a piece of shit idiot who can't install Firefox and Ad-Aware to save his life. It's a friendly dialogue with upbeat music, far from the deep voices and forboding music of negative political ads.

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    18. Re:Doesn't work by Space+Coyote · · Score: 2, Funny
      A Linux install comes with a lot more than a calculator and a clock. I think it is a tad misleading.

      Linux comes with 8 different calculators, half of which use RPN :)

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    19. Re:Doesn't work by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is someone going to bring up this flawed theory EVERY time there's an Apple article on /.? Are you telling me there hasn't been a single virus writer who wanted to be the one behind the first real-world OS X virus? Or to write one just to shut up all those smug Mac users?

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    20. Re:Doesn't work by jfern · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you kidding? Bush's website had more information on Kerry than Bush. It was Bush who went ultra-negative. How many times did we hear "flip flopper", "liberal Senator from Massachusetts", "Swift boat veterans for truth", "$87 billion". The campaign was entirely about John Kerry.

    21. Re:Doesn't work by kabz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I dunno, Windows XP is pretty damn lame when it comes to bundled software. Wordpad, notepad, RDP. I'm sure there's a few more things, but it doesn't really compete with iLife. Plus Xcode kicks butt, it really does.

      Plus viruses really can hurt on XP. I managed to catch SpyBot, I think through Firefox, just by hitting a link on Digg. I managed to clean it manually, but MacAffee didn't peep, and an average user probably wouldn't be able to work out how to fix it.

      I really am kinda looking forward to Vista being cooler to look at, and having some Java-style sandbox security, since I'll probably end up using it at work, but the XP install under Parallels on my Mac isn't getting any use, simply because all the software I need is now available on a Mac.

      I think it's nice to see Apple advertising Mac though, and with fairly smart ads, not the Volkswagen Bug / iMac CRT stuff they were doing a few years ago.

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  2. ah... by joe+155 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    now it all makes sense why MSN was running the other day with a story about how macs are not secure and will cause you to get viruses etc... they must have got wind of this early. Its a shame I'll never get to see these adds on TV though, the Advertising Standards Agency wouldn't let them air, they recently blocked a mac advert because it said that the CPU's job in a PC was boring... : S... I wasn't aware that CPU's could really get bored

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  3. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by cypherz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do you own an Intel Mac? Seems like lots of people who make the PC==Mac argument don't own an Intel Mac. I'm not attacking you, I'm just wondering. I ordered a MBP yesterday (can't wait till it gets here!) so I'm not going to comment on the hardware yet. I know that my iMac G5 is *much* better constructed than any PC I've owned (or built for that matter). Just because two computers share the same chipset, does that really make them equal? For my part, the jury is still out.

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  4. This comment target lack of proof-reading. by Mortice · · Score: 5, Funny

    "In one of the ads the PC repeat itself several times because it had to reboot."

    "In an other one ... PC is sick because of a virus, while Mac is healthy."

    Is the submitter actually a robot manufactured by Apple to demonstrate what happens when you make a language engine out of MS Office's grammar checker?

    1. Re:This comment target lack of proof-reading. by Wabbit+Wabbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd mod you up if I could.

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    2. Re:This comment target lack of proof-reading. by BMonger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No everybody on Slashdot speaks English as their native tongue. The editors might have fixed it up some but it might be the best effort put forth by the submitter.

  5. The sick with a virus ad... by Kymermosst · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just seems to be a challenge to the virus writers. I expect it won't be long now.

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    1. Re:The sick with a virus ad... by FryingDutchman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Couldn't agree more.

      Pointing out how 'unsinkable' your OS is when the only reason you've managed to have such a clean bill of health is due to the fact you haven't held enough market share to warrant attack is about as wise as a fattened lamb pointing out how inedible he is to the den of lions who had previously been feasting on the fetid diseased carcass of the Ballmer.

      Furthermore...as much as I support Apple, what they're doing, and encourage competition, seems to me they're satisfaction with their vast growth is getting to their heads. They should have included Steve Jobs with George Clooney's acceptance speech in the "Smug Storm" episode of South Park. They're asking for a big steaming dose of reality.

    2. Re:The sick with a virus ad... by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's been many Mac "viruses" over the last 5 years, they just don't spread very fast or very far, probably due to a dispersed userbase.

      Unless you can find a situation where a virus could easly jump from one Mac to hundreds of others, it will likely remain that way. As someone's joke goes "You could potentially take out an art school or a small advertising agency".

      Note I have "virues" in quotes because like most Windows "virues" they are acutally stupid trojans along the lines of "HAY! RUN THIS!".

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    3. Re:The sick with a virus ad... by minus_273 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yeah and they usually require you to enter your admin password. There is nothing like the insanity we see on windows. I think that is the point that they are trying to make here.

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    4. Re:The sick with a virus ad... by finkployd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yup, any day now. What with this commercial egging them on, and CERT's "sky is falling" report that says they expect Mac viruses and spyware to sharply rise. It will happen, just you all see. Maybe not right now, but soon. Well, eventually. You will know when it does. I know we have been saying this for a while but seriously, just give it time. It has nothing to do with system security, or response to vulnerabilities, or anything like that, it is simply a function of how popular something is. OS X will soon become a cesspool of viruses and spyware, it HAS to happen if they get more popular, popularity is the ONLY reason windows has this problem.

      Finkployd

    5. Re:The sick with a virus ad... by MagnusDredd · · Score: 3, Informative

      Being an administrative user on an OSX machine means that your account is a member of the group "admin" which is the administrative group on OSX. This is a requirement for invoking sudo or being able to "su root". It does NOT mean that you are the system "Super User" or Admin.

      Please do not comment about what is going on underneath the hood of the OS unless you know something about the underlying architecture.

    6. Re:The sick with a virus ad... by podperson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Insightful?!

      There's been many Mac "viruses" over the last 5 years, they just don't spread very fast or very far, probably due to a dispersed userbase.

      There have? Name one.

      Unless you can find a situation where a virus could easly jump from one Mac to hundreds of others, it will likely remain that way.

      Imagine if someone hooked a Mac up to a network accessible by hundreds of others Macs!

      Note I have "virues" in quotes because like most Windows "virues" they are acutally stupid trojans along the lines of "HAY! RUN THIS!".

      So you have "virues" (sic) in quotes because you mean Trojans. There haven't even been many Mac trojans in the last five years (maybe three).

  6. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by richdun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    modern Mac's are a bog standard Personal Computer (that comes with a nice box & even nicer software)

    The "dumb" ones are those that hold on to the notion that the worth of a computer is solely in its hardware. That "even nicer software" is what seperates the two - the consumer on average doesn't really care much about how well the hardware can perform, he/she just cares what he/she can do with the computer (other than overclock it, give it shiny lights, or add four of those latest extreme ultra super graphics cards for $500 each).

  7. Apple should be honest by boxlight · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm a recent Mac switcher, *love* my new iMac. These ads are funny, but Apple should be honest.

    This "restart" ad is false advertising -- Windows XP is an extremely stable platform (unless Apple is referring to people who are still using Windows 98 and Windows ME -- but I don't think so).

    The entire campaign smacks of Apple's vintage "lemmings" ad which didn't work because it offended their IBM using audience. This new campaign is flat out calling PC users fat dorks. The potential switcher I know are tech savvy cool users, and could potentially be offended by this portrayal.

    Apple should spend more time making it easier to switch -- like including a "start menu" equivalent, using the defacto standard "ctrl-c & ctrl-v" type shortcut keys, better windows-style support for right-click instead of always having to use ctrl-click to get a pop-up menu, real windows-style "uninstall" functionality.

    I love my Mac, but getting my wife comfortable with the little Mac-isms was like giving her a new car that had the gas and brake pedals backwards.

    Drop the contempt for your audience, Apple, and make your computer a more seamless experience for potential switchers.

    boxlight

    1. Re:Apple should be honest by Otter · · Score: 5, Informative
      Apple should spend more time making it easier to switch -- like including a "start menu" equivalent, using the defacto standard "ctrl-c & ctrl-v" type shortcut keys, better windows-style support for right-click instead of always having to use ctrl-click to get a pop-up menu, real windows-style "uninstall" functionality.

      I'll let others flame you about the start menu and shortcut keys (If you want MacOS to behave exactly like Windows, why not just use Windows?) but:

      a) Right-clicking should work the same as ctrl-clicking.

      b) MacOS doesn't have "windows-style "uninstall" functionality" because uninstalling is trivial.

    2. Re:Apple should be honest by davidstrauss · · Score: 2, Informative
      MacOS doesn't have "windows-style "uninstall" functionality" because uninstalling is trivial.

      ...except when it's not. See any system utility like a firewall or antivirus. You get a bonus uninstall round!

    3. Re:Apple should be honest by TydalForce · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you want a "Start Menu equivalent", open up a Finder window. Find your Applications folder. Drag it into your Dock just beside your trash can. Now, right-click or control-click on it. Boom! Instant menu that you can get quick access to all your applications. And its not as cluttered and useless as the Start menu.


      As far as keyboard shortcuts go, Command-C and Command V etc are much easier to hit than Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V. You can hit Command with your thumb and its very easy to thumbCommand. Trust me, it may seem "backwards" at first but once you're used to it you find it much easier. I'm on a PC for 8 hours a day at work, and I hate using CTRL because it slows me down.


      You can right-click. Just get a 2 button mouse. It'll work just as you expect.


      Do you know how to uninstall an application on the Mac? Drag it to your Trash Can. That's it. Gone.


      Hope this helps a bit!

    4. Re:Apple should be honest by boxlight · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll let others flame you about the start menu and shortcut keys (If you want MacOS to behave exactly like Windows, why not just use Windows?) but:

      Mac OS is great because it's looks better and feels better than Windows. Just like a Mercedes is better than an Chevy. But send a Chevy driver on a test drive in a Mercedes that has a joystick instead of a steering wheel, and a the gas and brake pedals reversed, and it will not be a happy test drive.

      If Apple wants Windows users to switch, they have to stop sticking to their guns on the "Apple way" of doing things -- Command-C instead of Ctrl-C is a perfect example -- and at least offer new users the option of choosing Windows-style key combinations. It's a simple matter of appealing to the pre-conditioned users they want to sell to.

      As for the start menu -- Apple did user-switching better than Windows, Apple could do a Start Menu better than windows -- I would *love* for Apple to make a better "start menu" than sits as the left-most Dock icon, or maybe a Dashboard widget. Just because it's in Windows doesn't mean it isn't useful -- and it shouldn't be hard for those Apple geniuses to do it one better.

      a) Right-clicking should work the same as ctrl-clicking.

      Not always. I right-click on stuff all the time, but don't get the pop-up -- have to ctrl-click. Don't have an example cause I'm not in front of my Mac right now, but there's definate inconsistencies there.

      b) MacOS doesn't have "windows-style "uninstall" functionality" because uninstalling is trivial.

      Whhoooww! Hold on there chief. It most certainly is NOT! I installed Parallel and Adobe Creative Suite CS 2 on my new Mac, and unintalling was a nightmare! I had to run UNIX commands and hunt down configuration files all over the place to clean that stuff on my Mac.

      Many non-trivial applications install system stuff and create directories all over the place. Real "uninstall" support would provide a wizard/assistant that would remove those things for you. Mac software is *surprisely* deficient in this respect.

      Still love my Mac,

      boxlight

    5. Re:Apple should be honest by the+phantom · · Score: 4, Informative

      ...using the defacto standard "ctrl-c & ctrl-v" type shortcut keys...

      Why? On a Mac, I can use my thumb to hit the command key (the clover leaf), and use any other finger to hit any other key. It is a very simple reach, and works even on my laptop, where the size of the keyboard limits me to only one command key. Under windows (or Linux, for that matter), the control key requires a pinky finger, and a rather large reach (compared to, say, the shift keys). I much prefer the modifier key right next to the space bar. I am glad that Apple have decided not to change this. And, honestly, it doesn't take that long to get used to a different system, and if you are constantly switching back and forth from one kind of machine to another (I have Windows machines at work, Macs at home), it ceases to cause any confusion after a day or two.

      In fact, most of your complaints are fairly trivial, and represent the cost of moving from one OS to another as much as anything else. Why would we need an uninstaller on a Mac? Most, if not all, dependencies are contained in the application bundle. To uninstall a program, move it to the trash. There is no registry to get corrupted, and no .dlls. Why is a Start Menu needed? Open up a Finder window, and you have access to your applications, documents, movies, whatever. If you don't like that, launch applications from the dock. Put aliases (shortcuts) on your desktop. Hell, I suppose you could create a folder full of aliases and put that on the dock. A Start Menu really is not needed -- a couple of days to get used to the OS would likely demonstrate that. As for right-clicking, get a better mouse.

      Again, the complaints that you raise seem fairly minor and trivial, and would only really bother people that have been using Windows for a long time. Apple is not really targeting the hardcore Windows market, as far as I can tell. They are trying to target those people who do not have a great deal of computer experience, like the archtypal grandmother, or the computer illiterate English major. These people are not really going to care that the keyboard shortcuts are different (how many of them even know that there are keyboard shortcuts?) or that there is no Start Menu.

    6. Re:Apple should be honest by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Again, I must respectfully disagree.

      My mother had been using Windows for years. Two years ago, she was looking for a new computer for her email and internet usage, because her Win2k box was virtually dead from virii and spyware. I told her she ought to get a Mac, she was convinced by a salesman to buy a Linux box for $300. She plugged that in and used it twice before giving up. She then went out and got a Mac Mini. At first, she was a little confused by it, but that only lasted a few days. Now, she really, really likes the application folder, because the "stupid menu doesn't go away if accidentally click in the wrong place." She never used keyboard shortcuts in the first place, and likes the menus across the top more than right-clicking. While this is only anecdotal, my mother is a ludite, and didn't get her first computer until 2000 or 2001. She seems to hate all things computer related, yet doesn't hate the Mac nearly as much as her Windows box.

      Yes, this is anecdotal. No, it is not statistically valid or significant. In that vein, let me add one more story:

      I work in an elementary school, running the computer lab, and maintaining the computers on campus. This year, many of the teachers were switched from Win98 to WinXP. This was hard for them. Icons were not in the same place. Certain behaviours were different. The OS looks different. I think that these people had as hard a time switching to XP as they would have to Mac. Again, I think that the issues that you raise are relatively trivial, and are the cost of switching from any one OS to any other.

    7. Re:Apple should be honest by Thrudheim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In those cases where an application does put stuff in non-standard places (thus violating Apple's developer guidelines), the software company ought to provide an uninstaller. Some of them do, in fact. It should not be your responsiblity, or Apple's for that matter, to hunt down random files. By the way, you could just leave them there. They won't hurt anything.

      I assume uninstalling Parallels will get better once it comes out of beta.

      Apple does not build uninstaller functionality into its OS because it is not needed. This is absolutely not a deficiency on Apple's part. It is a terrific feature. The ability, for instance, to install an app just by dragging it into the applications folder is awesome. One can even install Microsoft Office that way, for example. How is that a deficiency? Don't like an app, trash it! It couldn't be simpler.

      Windows users have been hit over the head with the idea that trashing an app is bad because, in Windows, it is. I think *that* is the deficiency. You still have some Windows instincts. Just let go!

    8. Re:Apple should be honest by CableModemSniper · · Score: 5, Informative

      Want a "start" menu? Drag your applications folder to the dock (next to the trash). Right-click to operate.

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    9. Re:Apple should be honest by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Informative
      Many non-trivial applications install system stuff and create directories all over the place. Real "uninstall" support would provide a wizard/assistant that would remove those things for you. Mac software is *surprisely* deficient in this respect.
      Then those applications are wrong. They should only be installing stuff in at most 3 places: /Applications/[appname]/, /Library/Application Support/[appname]/, and ~/Library/Application Support/[appname]/.

      If your application is putting stuff elsewhere, complain to the maker of that program, not Apple!
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    10. Re:Apple should be honest by Lewisham · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think there is this belief among Windows users that uninstallers uninstall all the things they install.

      These people are deluded. All the files are just *hidden* in folders you'd never guess.

    11. Re:Apple should be honest by cellocgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If Apple wants Windows users to switch, they have to stop sticking to their guns on the "Apple way" of doing things -- Command-C instead of Ctrl-C is a perfect example
      How about, instead, Windows stops using a keystroke that has meant "kill this process RIGHT NOW" for over 20 years? You know, Control-C ?
      And, yes, it still does make me cringe when I have to use Ctrl-C for "copy," and Ctrl-D for "duplicate," and a few other keystrokes that Unix and VMS defined back in the paleolithic age.

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    12. Re:Apple should be honest by menace3society · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The use of command keys instead of control keys is superior for a very simple reason: you can do it with your thumbs without moving your fingers from the standard touch-typing positions. If I want to use a control key shortcut, I either have to twist my wrist in order to use a thumb, or move one hand off of its position in order to use a pinky. This slows down the use of keyboard shortcuts (I can save, print, or cut/copy/paste in the middle of typing without losing a beat). Furthermore, on laptops with reduced-size keyboards like the iBook and the small Powerbooks, there's only one control key. That means you really have to remember a different set of fingers to use when using the control key as when you type normally. That's very bad.

      Lastly, and certainly not least, control is used by every version of the Mac OS I've ever used, as well as Unix, to send .... control characters! You ever wonder why, when people on Slashdot want to make a joke about having to delete some text they mistyped, they use "^H"? That's the printed representation of control-h, the keybinding for the ascii delete character. You couldn't do this at all if control were used for keyboard shortcuts, breaking virtually every interactive Unix program ever written. I suppose you could come up with a different set of keyboard shortcuts for applications that need to use control characters, but that would mean that different apps have wildly inconsistent keyboard shortcuts. So you might as well have every program use what the applications that need control characters use, so that every application can be consistent. For this purpose, I nominate the command key. Once you get used to it, you'll wonder how you managed to get anything done using control keys for that stuff.

      As for the Chevy/Mercedes comparison, it's a wholly false analogy. Nobody drives a Mercedes with reversed pedals or a joystick. A better one would probably be automatic vs. manual transmission, but even that fails to take into account the subtleties of the issue.

    13. Re:Apple should be honest by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2, Informative
      Also, does MacOS X have something like COM? The main reason you need an uninstaller on Windows is because components are registered with the system for use with other programs. Otherwise you could just trash a couple directories.

      All components are packaged as bundles (special directories) which have info.plist file which advertises what services they bundle provides to the system. These plist files are dynamically scanned by launch services and other components in the core OS to autodiscouver new components. When you trash and reboot, the connection to these components and the system is severed and you can empty the trash to get rid of them permanents.

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  8. Great, mudslinging from Apple. by east+coast · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry to say this I'm more impressed with Microsoft telling me they're offering me options ("Where do you want to go today") than I'm impressed with Apple telling me that Microsoft doesn't offer options.

    I'm not going to be one of the "I hate Windows so much that I'll..." people who are willing to jump in with both feet to another platform (and a credit card in hand).

    Give me a reason to buy Apple, not a reason to leave Windows.

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    1. Re:Great, mudslinging from Apple. by the+phantom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Give me a reason to buy Apple, not a reason to leave Windows.

      From the commercials:
      iLife
      plug-and-play peripherals
      fewer viruses
      ease of use
      good reviews in the WSJ

      Those seem like reasons. They are not really targeting the geek audience with those reasons, which might be why you don't care. But, to someone like my mother, they seem like very good reasons.

    2. Re:Great, mudslinging from Apple. by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, yes, I know... don't feed the AC trolls...

      You seem to have failed to understand the point that I was making. The original post complained that the adverts did not provide any good reasons why one should buy a Mac. I suggested several good reasons from the commercials, then suggested that those reasons are perfectly good for the majority of computer users, though they may not cut it as far as a geek is concerned. Again, most of the world is not made up of geeks, and most people, they are good enough.

  9. Message from MS - you're a dinosaur by pubjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hate campaigns don't work? Well look at Microsoft's current campaign, they aren't criticizing their competitors, they are criticising you. You're a dinosaur. It's been running for quite a while so I guess they think it's effective. Unfortunately I think in the longer term it could backfire, as seen for instance in a recent cartoon in the Economist portraying MS as a dinosaur.

  10. I think it's good marketing by johnfink · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple doesn't aim to market to people who know what they are doing with a PC (I use the term in its original context, Personal Computer, without any bias to one OS or another). They are aiming for the less tech-savvy user, and hoping to create the (not entirely incorrect) impression that Mac's are easier to use than pretty much any other OS based machine on the market.

  11. Re:Is Apple on the offensive by George+Beech · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apple has had NetBoot and Network Install since at least 10.2 Server (Possibly earlier, I wasn't playing with the server side till 10.2). I didn't get to play with it extensivly and at that time it wasn't a completly agravation free solution. But it has alot of promise especially if they have improved it since I looked at it.

  12. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seems like lots of people who make the PC==Mac argument don't own an Intel Mac.

    It seems to me like lots of people who make the PC==Mac argument know what PC stands for & have been using the term PC to describe Macs through Apple's motorolla, ppc and intel days.

    Have a look at these old Apple Manuals/Advertisments and you will see that Apple has been calling their products Personal Computers since day one.

    It is only the post 1992 Mac Fanboy crowd that started differentiating - and quite frankly, I'm dissapointed that Apple is starting to join in.

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  13. Re:Is Apple on the offensive by cypherz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think you're absolutely correct about Apples marketshare in homes. Most of the hardcore Unix/Linux guys I know and have worked with over the last 20 years or so have switched to Apple gear in the last 5 years. I realize that my experience is limited to geeks, but in many companies geeks influence the descisions that less knowlegeable peers make. Careful geek-watching can inform one about future trends in computing.
    So from where I'm standing, it looks like Unix geeks are switching to OS X on Apple hardware for home use. At work, in a surprising turn of events, we're looking at buying a bunch of Apple's Xserve gear to build our SAN. Don't know if it'll happen, but the fact that it's being considered is pretty darn exciting.

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  14. Re:Is Apple on the offensive by flamingnight · · Score: 2, Informative

    In addition to NetInstall, you can create an image of a hard disk, and use Disk Utility or asr (on the command line) to clone that image to another drive. That's how we set up machines here - one image each for Account Service, Creative and Studio, each with custom applications and settings. Our setup time is approximately 30 minutes with this process.

  15. *sigh* by Descalzo · · Score: 4, Funny
    The thing that struck me about the ad I saw last night was the way the PC and Mac users were dressed up. I feel like I am not cool enough to own any Apple products. The story of my life, sadly.

    Ever notice how Macheads never comb their hair? It must be like buying a Volkswagen.

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    1. Re:*sigh* by Descalzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's just it. It's being pushed almost like it's a religion.

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  16. Re:Is Apple on the offensive by Quevar · · Score: 4, Informative

    To 'Ghost' a disk to another, just use Carbon Copy Cloner (http://www.bombich.com/software/ccc.html). It will make an exact bootable copy of your hard disk with all applications and settings. It can even make a disk image out of it so you can put it on the network and install from there. It even has an option to synchronize one disk to another.

    I use Carbon Copy Cloner to backup my entire desktop and laptop drives to an external hard drive. This works very well and if something happens, I can simply boot from the external drive and everything is exactly as I had it on the other disk. I've tested it a few times and everything worked exactly as expected. So, the ghosting software you talk about is very easy to do on Macs, unless I am missing some other aspect of what you want to do.

    Or, you could use rsync (installed by default) to sync two computers over the network. I use this to sync various things on my laptop and desktop.

  17. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by RootMoose · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the point about using PC here is that they can make negative comments about Windows - without actually saying Windows. They don't have to sully themselves by directly disparaging Microsoft.

    Point out that a Mac is a Personal Computer if you want (it is true & I agree with you). But Joe 6-pack knows that a Mac is not a PC - a Mac is Mac and a PC is Windows. In fact he may not even know what PC stands for...

  18. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Or do they believe that PC stands for something other then "Personal Computer".

    They know that in vernacular English (rather than pedantic geekspeak), "PC" means "a computer running Windows". (Most non-dumb geeks are at least aware of this fact.)

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  19. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by Turmio · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does Apple think a mac is a supercomputer?

    At least in the past they did: http://www.architosh.com/news/1999-08/0831-supperc .phtml

  20. 14 reasons from Apple by Quevar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's 14 reasons to buy a Mac:
    http://www.apple.com/getamac/

    One definite reason would be that you can either run OS X or Windows or Linux - that seems like a lot more choice than only being able to run Windows.

  21. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by hunterx11 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I bet you're one of those people who thinks you sound smart when you insist, "America isn't a democracy! It's a representative republic!"

    It's semantics. "PC" in this context means IBM PC compatible. You know, I know it, and everyone reading this knows it. Pretending to be naive about it accomplishes nothing.

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  22. Re:Is Apple on the offensive by flamingnight · · Score: 2, Informative

    In terms of using the Restore feature of Disk Utility, it works the same way. Of course, you have to build the image on an Intel machine, but you can pretty much use any PPC or Intel Mac to clone any PPC or Intel Mac. We use Target Disk Mode to do it here.
    Haven't tried NetInstall because we're too busy to get the server working, but I've heard that it works for Intel Macs as well.

  23. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm starting to seriously question your credentials, man.

    The two cases where a mac user uses the term PC are:

    1) Disparagingly, as in a comparison to Macs

    2) Defensively, when claiming that Macs are PCs, since PC stands for Personal Computer.

    It's in Chapter 1 of How to Be an Irritating Fanboy, page 17.

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  24. Re:Is Apple on the offensive by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Certainly, as a Linux user and programmer, OS/X has nothing for me at all.

    Indeed, the Mac offers none of the sense of accomplishment that comes from chasing down drivers, configuring your kernel, tweaking your system to show your Aw3s0m3 1337 Linux mastery.

    As a Mac user and developer, I just have to be satisfied with a reliable system that's got amazing development facilities like Cocoa and Quartz Composer.

    -jcr

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  25. Absolutely -- MS trashes their own products, too by ianscot · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Well look at Microsoft's current campaign, they aren't criticizing their competitors, they are criticising you. You're a dinosaur.

    The wrongheadedness of that MS campaign is spectacular, isn't it? You can tell what they were thinking; basically the idea was to goad us into paying for upgrades to systems and app suites for which people aren't ponying up their upgrade fees. MS needs businesses, especially, to stay on that treadmill.

    Talk about insulting their audience, though. That campaign is almost up there with the RIAA folks and their "our consumers are thieves" mindset. MS even does the RIAA one better -- because the point is that we're dinosaurs who are using Microsoft's old products. They trash us, and they trash their own software!

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  26. Macs don't freeze? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think when the PC guy freezes, they shoul hit the Mac guy with a big spinning beachball!

  27. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by saintp · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm sure every random Joe on the street would say that, too.

    Seriously, put a Mac and a, um, Dell in front of 1000 people and ask them to point to the PC. The only one who'd say, "Well, technically,..." is wearing a pocket protector, has a serious case of nasal drip, and has distinct opinions on whether Kirk or Picard is the better captain.

    Geek speak != common speech. Get used to it.

  28. Re:Don't get the Macbook Pro... yet by LKM · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your advice (don't get first versions of new hardware) is sound, but I don't hear any kind of whine from my MacBook. I got my MacBook Pro last week, and so far, I'm extremely happy with it. The only thing slightly annoying is that some applications have crashed on me once or twice, probably because they're fresh ports to the Intel chip.

  29. Virus writing is a business by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just seems to be a challenge to the virus writers. I expect it won't be long now.

    That's what people said about various things Apple and users did last year, and the year before that. Still waiting....

    The thing is, virus writers are mostly not in it for the bravado now. It's a business, trying to scrape as many details or get as many zombie systems as possible. An Apple "gauntlet" means nothing.

    The funny thing is, just like most software is on Windows because people are too set in thier ways to learn OS X programming, so to are virus writers pretty comfortable with what they can do on Windows and don't want to really do much extra work. So macs are proteced by an inertia that should keep them pretty safe long after some arbitrarily large threshold of marketshare is reached.

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    1. Re:Virus writing is a business by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The funny thing is, just like most software is on Windows because people are too set in thier ways to learn OS X programming, so to are virus writers pretty comfortable with what they can do on Windows and don't want to really do much extra work. So macs are proteced by an inertia that should keep them pretty safe long after some arbitrarily large threshold of marketshare is reached.

      That's a pretty astonishing theory, and I don't believe it. We've already seen spyware that attacks Firefox, and it started at the about the 10% boundary. I see no reasons why virus writers, who as you say are in it for the money, would pass up the opportunity to get on up on their competitors by ignoring the Mac.

      I also don't see anything in the Mac that makes it technically more resistant to viruses than Windows. You don't need administrator access to do many of the things viruses/bots usually do, and the security system it inherited from FreeBSD is basically all they've got.

      Given that stock Linux, MacOS X and Windows are all equally crappy when it comes to security, all with "bolt-on" security systems designed in the 70s for a totally different threat model, I would be very hesitant with making any claims that Macs are more secure than PCs (which basically means MacOS is more secure than Windows). Right now they ALL suck! Apple have had more than their fair share of stupid exploits, often ones which worked in the same way as Windows exploits released months or years before.

      I'm putting my hopes in MAC security frameworks like SELinux and AppArmor ... I'm itching to get some spare time so I can experiment with hardening a system against malware/viruses/spyware threat profiles using them. My dissertation was on security, there's a whole lot more work that needs to be done before yet.

      I think this idiotic campaign will come back and them on the arse. Just like they used to claim Mac hardware was sooooooo "superior" and now basically sell PCs with a different OS and a different box, unless they come out with radical changes to MacOS and radical new research results they'll have to backpedal pretty badly in future.

    2. Re:Virus writing is a business by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's a pretty astonishing theory, and I don't believe it. We've already seen spyware that attacks Firefox, and it started at the about the 10% boundary. I see no reasons why virus writers, who as you say are in it for the money, would pass up the opportunity to get on up on their competitors by ignoring the Mac.

      Yes, but very little still compared to the level and sophisitcation of IE exploits.

      By stating virus writing is a buisness I am attaching to that all the typical behavious software releases have in relation to the mac - in that even though the market share for a platform grows it sometimes takea while for a company to ramp up to that new platform. Thus the greatly diminished virus profile on Firefox and also the Mac. I am not saying we'll neve see anything, just that it comes later in the marketshare percentage than you would think because for the most part it's not some really motivated kid working nights and evenings to get a virus done because he's driven, it's some guy deciding to hire X more russian hackers for X dollars to probe for Mac weaknesses.

      Actually some time ago in jest I proposed that the russian mafia all used macs and that's why we didn't see spyware - they didn't want to soil thier own nest.

      I also don't see anything in the Mac that makes it technically more resistant to viruses than Windows. You don't need administrator access to do many of the things viruses/bots usually do, and the security system it inherited from FreeBSD is basically all they've got.

      Now that part you got wrong. First of all, there's nothing like the registry - a target that gives you keys to the kingdom if you access. Furthermore as noted ad nauseum mac users are not running as admins and so have less access to the system as a whole to install things like rootkits. Even if a virus is encounterd a user would at least have to enter a password for that virus to have much of a lingering presence.

      Also, it's much harder to truly hide the precence of a virus under OS X as it's harder to hide a process where it cannot be seen by at least some tool. Windows makes that simpler.

      Given that stock Linux, MacOS X and Windows are all equally crappy when it comes to security, all with "bolt-on" security systems designed in the 70s for a totally different threat model, I would be very hesitant with making any claims that Macs are more secure than PCs (which basically means MacOS is more secure than Windows). Right now they ALL suck! Apple have had more than their fair share of stupid exploits, often ones which worked in the same way as Windows exploits released months or years before.

      But it's kind of hard to argue with the reality of the situation in that there are well over 10 million macs in use today and yet we do not see any viruses. Market share is a part of that but if they were as easy to infect that would not have been an impediment after the first million computers came online. You know how much each zombie computer fetches on the black market?

      Yes Apple computers also have exploits, but not ones that are as easy to reach and not ones that are actually being exploited. You have to make a distinction between an expploit being used in a while vs. a theoretical attack that no one is using because it's too hard to reach and wouldn't effect enough people. An example of that on a Mac is an SSH exploit - while a problem SSH is not enabled by default on OS X so the practical result is that no-one writes SSH exploits for the mac because it would not have enough payback.

      I'm putting my hopes in MAC security frameworks like SELinux and AppArmor ... I'm itching to get some spare time so I can experiment with hardening a system against malware/viruses/spyware threat profiles using them. My dissertation was on security, there's a whole lot more work that needs to be done before yet.

      Ultimatley that will probably be the best approach, or at least part of a whole defense in depth approach that we will all need.

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  30. Re:Is Apple on the offensive by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Funny
    And not all mainframers are limited to COBOL.
    Yeah, some of them use FORTRAN!
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  31. oops, it did it again by BigKat42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just thought I had to add this... The irony makes me chuckle. Not more than 5 minutes after a dual display hiccup (my 3 past Mac laptops have performed this flawlessly but this thing can't figure it out) which forced me to restart my work forced WinBlows laptop. So I restart, hit slashdot, and check out the link to Apple's new commercials - and what do ya know!? Internet Explorer encountered some problem after watching 3 or 4 of them and crashed the system. Gotta love those restart breaks! If I had a Mac at work I might have to sit at my desk and get some work done.

  32. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by thesandtiger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, I do think that's in Apple's advantage. But they should say "windows" rather then "PC", so they don't look like retards.

    Apple is marketing to the general public - the people who use "PC" to mean a "computer using Windows" and "Mac" to mean "a Macintosh" or "Apple computer."

    They're using informal language because the people they're targeting know exactly what they mean when they say "PC" - their audience knows that the "Windows" is implied.

    They don't look like retards - no more than someone who says "Kleenex" when they really just mean "tissue" or "Band-Aid" when they really just mean "a little sticky bandage." "PC" means "a computer using Windows" to the vast majority of the people who use that term. Get used to it.

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  33. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What do you call an intel Mac running windows?

    Unfortunate.

  34. Re:Is Apple on the offensive by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just to clear things up, which Linux GUI are you comparing to? KDE and GNOME are nowhere near OS X for appearance or stability, XFCE is uglier and has fewer features, and I can't imagine you're talking about any of the *boxes.

    (post written from an Intel iMac which is more stable, easier to use, less buggy and faster than any of the Linux boxes I've had over the years)

  35. Re:Personal Computer != personal computer by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's not true, Apple and others used the generic term personal computer for years before IBM came out with their "PC".

    In retrospect it was a huge mistake for IBM because they were using a brandname that they could not trademark, which only assisted with the product becoming genericized.

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  36. Over the usage of "PC" by phaxkolumbo · · Score: 3, Funny

    People, people!

    To the ones complaining that "PC" is not "a machine running Windows", please note that no Linux (or *BSD, or Solaris x86 or, or...) using geek/nerd/unsanitary person is ever going to call a Intel-based computer running the said operating system a "PC". It's a "Linux box". The cooler ones use the plural "Boxen"

    You know it's true, now focus on bashing either Apple or Microsoft, or maybe Dell or some big PC manufacturer, I don't know.

    (It's [trying to be] funny, laugh)

  37. Re:funny but outdated jokes... by finkployd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Vista is peeping around the corner...

    Yes, and every time and peeps around the corner it seems to have fewer and fewer promised features. By the time it is finally released it will probably just be WindowsXP with some OS X inspired window dressing, "are you sure" boxes for every operation (someone at MS is convinced that makes things more secure), and of course the real reason for Vista's existance: DRM. Tada! An OS built around a single feature that nobody wants. Although I guess there are some people out there who believe that their computer is capable of doing too much and does not limit them enough.

    Finkployd

  38. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by Judge_Fire · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, to be fair, the Mac is a PC.

    Thus, it would be logical that all of the PC guy's behaviour in the ad applies to a Mac, too. This actually seems to be the case, though in less significant amounts than in a pure PC.

      Need for an occasional reboot? Check.
      Malware? Check (Well, attempts do count. And CNET articles.)
      iTunes, clock, calculator? Yup.
      Networking glitches? Sure.
      Rave reviews? Hmm... I'm sure Vista will get some.

    I'd say the Mac is a PC. Because he's younger and chooses to wear contact lenses, you can't tell, but in 15 years or so...

    J

  39. What if your strength is NOT doing something? by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Logically, I'd also think that showing people how good your product is (rather than how bad the other product is) has a much more positive effect.

    What if your strength is that you don't do something horrible? What if your strength is that you do something better than a competitor, and you'd like to show how much better you are? What if failures are rare for both products, but you want to show yourself as better? Isn't it fair in that case to contrast your success against your competitor's failure?

    If you're selling fluorescent lights, and you want to contrast the short life and high power consumption of incandescent lighting against your product, is that bad?

    If your cell phone service doesn't drop calls and lets you communicate clearly, isn't it better to show your competitors failing at this rather than trying to show an entire month of not failing?

    If your product cleans stains effectively, isn't it fair to compare it against "the leading brand" to show how much better it is?

    I see no difference between the above commercials and what Apple is doing. However, I think it's a little like calling the Titanic "Unsinkable" before its maiden voyage to brag about how virus-free Macs are. That kind of hubris is definitely going to bite Apple when the platform reaches that critical mass of interest + talent especially now that much more common x86 assembler experience can be leveraged by malware writers against the Mac now.

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  40. Great by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Funny
  41. Re:Okay, so I'm late today :) by Sebastopol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    14. Awesome out of the box.

    The same could be said about any well-made PC.


    I generally on the anti-wintel basher side, but I've set up Dells, Gateways, IBMs, and a iMacs, and damn, iMacs are freakin' slick.

    I agree with all yof our responses except this one. I have yet to see a PC that even comes close to the OOBox experience you get with a Mac. The $$$ Apple spends on packaging details and aesthetics is money well spent, IMHO.

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  42. Marvin the PC Android by Zerbs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and I get stuck doing all the boring jobs.

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  43. Devil's advocate by XMilkProject · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just to play devils advocate here, reviews have been coming around showing as much as a 30% speed increase for common tasks if you install Windows on your Intel mac.

    With a 30% speed increase during my normal daily use, I could probably afford a little downtime for spyware or viruses now and then.

    I'm pretty baffled as to what Apple is doing, it seems like their marketing people and business strategy are not inline. Everything their doing points to lowering dependence on MacOSX, yet they continue to throw out marketing slogans saying PC's and windows suck.

    I hate to tell you this Apple, but the accepted definition of a PC nowadays is a machine that is IBM PC Compatible, which of course your x86 intel macs are. Your marketing spin is starting to get old... First you told us PowerPC was the only way, and x86 was crap, then you decided to use x86 becuase it was cheaper/cooler/faster. Next you told us MacOS was the only way to make the x86 Intel CPU's work well, then you released a tool so we could all install windows and see it run much faster than MacOS. What's next?

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    1. Re:Devil's advocate by Caiwyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With a 30% speed increase during my normal daily use, I could probably afford a little downtime for spyware or viruses now and then.

      Huh? Everything I've seen says you only get that kind of an increase for things like games, due to OS X apparently underclocking the GPU due to heat concerns -- that's not what most people call "normal daily use." If spending however long it takes to back up data, reformat, reinstall Windows, drivers, and software is worth a few extra FPS to you, be my guest. Viruses were made for people like you.

  44. I just bought a new IMac, and I am not so impresse by Hyperx_Man · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just bought a new Intel Imac, loaded it with 2 gigs of RAM. This is the 2 gigahertz version. Here are some of the things that I noticed: 1. When browsing my MP3 collection on my buffalo 1 terrabyte NAS (using SMB I guess), it would take 20 seconds for the window to show all the file names. This takes about 3 seconds on my 2.8 Gigahertz Intel HP Computer running Windows XP. Both computers were wired to a 1 gig netgear switch. 2. When opening firefox for the first time, it takes the mac 8 seconds to load. The PC loads it in 3 seconds. Not from cache, this is first load. 3. Trying to view CNN.com videos still doesnt work, no matter which browser I use. I have the correct plug-ins. It just says connecting (this is on the same LAN where my Windows XP machine loads the videos without any problems). 4. Spooling to my printer takes twice as long for the same PDF on the Mac as compared to my PC. 5. When I bought Microsoft Office for Mac, it came with Virtual PC. I was excited that I could get a VM session of windows in my mac, however I was quickly disapointed when I read it would not work on an Intel Mac. Money down the drain since MS doesnt have a roadmap on releasing this software, and once opened it was not returnable. 6. The system kept losing its blue tooth mouse. I eventually replaced it with a wired mouse since I like the scroll thingy better. 7. The Mac went to sleep many times, and would not wake up when I pressed the keyboard or moved the mouse. When I changed the mouse to a wired one, I could then wake the system up. 8. There is a new security update at least once every 2-3 days. Each update requires a reboot. Each major software install requires a reboot as well. I thought we were moving away from this? 9. Entourage email client would crash the mac all the time. I blame that on Microsoft, however, I am not impressed how one app can cause the entire system to freeze. When I called Apple, they said it was a connectivity issue. 10. When you insert a DVD into the MAC it takes 21 seconds for anything to happen (system to recognize there is something in the DVD drive). It takes 9 seconds using my Windows XP and Pioneer DVD recorder (this recorder is maybe 1 year old) Overall I find myself doing more on my Windows XP machine. I go to the Mac to manage my pictures and music on Itunes, however, daily operations, like newsgroups reading, writing up papers, browsing, I go back to the PC.

  45. Re:Dumb. PC==Mac. Mac==PC by bhalo05 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, saying 'Windows is shit' while at they same proudly announcing 'Hey, you can run Windows now too!' would soung a little weird, wouldn't it?

  46. Re:The Linux Guy by Golias · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your sig would actually has 4 different values:
    00
    01
    10
    11

    So, it should read as such:
    There are 1 types of people in this world, those who can count in binary and those who can't.


    You just established yourself as one of the ones who can't.

    10 = zero in the "ones" plus one the "twos" column. In base-10, you would write that as "2".

    1 in binary is the same as it is in base-10 or hex. It's 1. You can't have "one types."

    You also made an enormously stupid fencepost error.

    You don't assign one item as "0" when counting how many things you have. Even if you do say something like "the apples in this basket are numbered 0, 1, 2, 3, and 4", you still have FIVE apples in your basket.

    Also, where do you get 11 from??? 11 is more than 10. He said 10 types of people. Counting them would be done thus:

    1.
    10.

    Done.

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  47. Re:Apple:"PCs"::FedEx:USPS by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, in addition to the numbers game, FedEx actually does reliably ship overnight, while the USPS Express mail occasionally takes longer.

    Likewise, Macs do have fewer virus problems, better default-config security, superior media authoring software (for free and pre-installed, no less!) and tend to be considerably more reliable and more robust.

    Now, Windows has gradually gotten better, as has the USPS, but neither has closed the gap, nor have their earned back their reputations just yet.

    So really, it's FedEx and Apple: 1, USPS and Windows: -1.

    And just like that, a "hate" campaign makes a lot of sense.

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  48. Cmd-C, V came first by ToastyKen · · Score: 4, Informative

    And let's not forget the history: It was Apple who came up with Cmd-z, x, c, v. Windows started out with that Shift-Ins, Shift-Del stuff. It's Windows that was trying to be more like the Mac in the first place when they finally changed their shortcuts.

    Also, Cmd has been the traditional shortcut key on Macs for a long time, since the days of Apple II, when it was the Apple key, so there's a long history there. In fact, the Control key didn't even exist on Apple keyboards until years later.

    1. Re:Cmd-C, V came first by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Agreed. Also, recall that Windows isn't exactly the Land of Standardization when it comes to shortcuts for everything else.

      With a few exceptions, I can be guaranteed that any Mac app can have it's window closed with Command-W, quit by Command-Q, a new window created with Command-N, and hidden using Command-H. There are a ton of others, I could go on and on.

      On my Windows machine, I've never bothered to learn the shortcuts because they're mostly too complicated to save much time. (Except for the applications that have adopted Mac-like shortcuts, only replacing the Command key with Control, there are quite a few of these now.) I know of a bunch of programs that use Alt+F4 to close a window -- who the hell ever thought that was a good idea? I have to move my entire arm to do that.

      It's definitely Windows that could use some serious reconsideration of its shortcuts, dump a whole lot of cruft, and maybe get on par with what the MacOS has had for a while now.

      I could accept Apple perhaps offering an option in System Preferences somewhere to reverse the behavior of the Command and Control keys, for Windows users that really can't stand using their thumb to use hotkeys, but I think ultimately Apple has a strength in its use of hotkeys, and they realize this.

      Maybe the solution would just be to have keyboards that have a little switch on them for "PC compatibility mode" that swapped the keys (my KVMP switch does this, I use it to make my Linux machine more Mac-like, although I could probably do the same thing in software somewhere).

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  49. What a year! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This Year is the year for:
    - Linux on the desktop
    - open-source Java
    - Mac viruses
    - Windows Vista
    - Duke Nukem Forever

    (And it's been This Year for 5 years now.)

  50. I'm not buying "XP is stable" by blueZ3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is anecdotal, but this "XP is stable now" is something I'm not buying. Here goes:


    I have four boxes here in my office, a six-month-old, high-end Dell Windows box, my Powerbook, a Dell 2800 running VMware ESX Server, and a Dell 2800 running Ubuntu (crazy, I know, but the 2800 was what was available).

    • My servers only reboot when I need to document startup behavior. Since I'm doing work that involves explaining how to build drivers for ESX, which includes info on installing and starting ESX, that means an occasional reboot. Initiated by me. At this time, (after about six months) neither server has required a restart for any other reason.
    • My Powerbook has been rebooted three times since I bought it. Each time was after installing a system update for OSX.
    • The Windows XP box I reboot at least once a week. Sometimes this is because of an update. Usually it's because a progam locks up and refuses to be killed, and no, the Task Manager can't kill it either. When that happens, the only way to get the application to restart is to reboot, and since I can't do my job without email and publishing applications, I have to reboot. While this is obviously caused by the application, the OS should be able to kill any userland program completely.

    Windows XP may have eliminated the BSOD that we all love to mock, but "stable" it isn't, IME.

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  51. Penny-Arcade by ecliptik · · Score: 3, Funny
    There's a perfect Penny Arcade comic to go along with this comment:

    The Hipness Threshold

  52. Re:Mac Asshats by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That might have been an inspiration, but since programs weren't automatically added to the Apple menu, it didn't have the same function. You didn't "start" from the Apple Menu, you start from the disk icon.

    Start Menu was more of cleaned-up version of CDE Drawers IMO.

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  53. This one worked, in reverse by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Funny
    this does NOT scream "Mac is cool".

    What the picture does scream is hardworking father and lazy son who still lives with his parent unemployed and useless.

    If this is the image Apple wants then good luck.

    Further into the site you get asked the question "Wich mac are you". Hmmm. Well lets expand, wich computer am I? A dell (cheap crap), a powerbook (expensive, tastefull, useless), a mac mini (expensive, underspecced).

    None of the above. Me, I am a gray. HAL ain't got nothing on me baby.

    Just sell a good product. Don't try to sell me a fucking lifestyle. I swear everytime I am just about to buy a hip product I see that ad and realise that if I am seen with it people think I want to have the image portrayed in the ad. Ewh.

    Can't I own a mini mac because it is small, silent and nice without being an useless artsy guy sponging of his dad?

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  54. Re:Apples shoots itself in the foot... Again! by NtroP · · Score: 2, Funny
    Apple is crapping on the 40's white color workers, but it's the 40sh white color workers that make all corporate purchasing decisions today... (emphasis mine)
    Its white-collar. White-collar, as in they wear white shirts with white-collars (probably with ties attached) instead shirts with "blue-collars" or t-shirts or tank-tops or what-have-you, implying that they don't "get their hands dirty" when they work like "blue-collar" workers do. This means that you can actually include non-caucasians in the white-collar category too.

    Or where you making some sort of statement and I missed it entirely? ;-)

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  55. Re:The Linux Guy by amichalo · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many nerds does it take to count to two in binary? 10

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