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Pluto's New Moons Named Nix and Hydra

Dean W, Armstrong writes "Pluto's two new satellites, previously identified as S/2005 P 2 and S/2005 P 1, received official names from the International Astronomical Union today. Nix and Hydra are named after the mother of Charon and the fierce nine-headed monster. The initials of the new names, N and H, call to mind the New Horizons spacecraft, on a fast trajectory to visit Pluto, just like Pluto's symbol calls to mind Percival Lowell."

110 comments

  1. Compromise by tekisama · · Score: 5, Funny

    This was after Goofy and Minnie were rejected.

    1. Re:Compromise by schon · · Score: 2, Funny

      This was after Goofy and Minnie were rejected.

      Mickey Mouse decided he wanted a divorce, so he went to see a lawyer. He ranted and ranted for hours about Minnie, and the lawyer (who was paid by the hour, of course) sat silently until Mickey had finished his tirade.

      Once Mickey had calmed down a bit, the lawyer said "Well, Mr. Mouse, while I can certainly sympathize with you, I'm afraid you can't divorce your wife just because you think she's a bit strange."

      Mikey became enraged - he jumped up on the lawyer's desk and screamed "You idiot! I didn't say she was strange, I said she was fucking Goofy!"

    2. Re:Compromise by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Mickey never did liked the idea of Minnie hanging out with Goofy all the time.

    3. Re:Compromise by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought it was bacause they were OOTS readers, due to the content of the most recent comic.....

      http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript ?SK=325

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  2. Must remember not to holiday there. by celardore · · Score: 3, Funny

    Moons named after the ferryman of the dead's mothers place, and a "fierce nine-headed monster" doesn't sound like a good place to be! I'll probably never pass through there on my way though, it's not on my route.

    1. Re:Must remember not to holiday there. by mkw87 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, its not on your route because its not between your head and Uranus.

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    2. Re:Must remember not to holiday there. by tekisama · · Score: 4, Funny

      As if the temperatures below 50 Kelvins wasn't a deterrent. Besides, one is only like 40 miles across. Enough space for an Arco station and a Starbucks.

    3. Re:Must remember not to holiday there. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny
      Besides, one is only like 40 miles across. Enough space for an Arco station and a Starbucks.
      Where have you been? 40 miles is enough space for at least 80 Starbucks. More if you've got a mall on the moon.
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    4. Re:Must remember not to holiday there. by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
      Besides, one is only like 40 miles across. Enough space for an Arco station and a Starbucks.

      If 40 miles across only has one Starbucks near you, then you must be living in the middle of nowhere. When I was in school there were three Starbucks within 3 blocks of each other, and that doesn't count a few other shops that served Starbucks coffee.

      Within a 20 mile radius of me (southwestern CT) Starbucks lists 59 retail stores.

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    5. Re:Must remember not to holiday there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Moons named after the ferryman of the dead's mothers place, and a "fierce nine-headed monster" doesn't sound like a good place to be! I'll probably never pass through there on my way though, it's not on my route.
      But if one day this happens to change and it is on your route, just remember: until he gets you to the other side, don't pay the ferryman (don't even fix a price).
    6. Re:Must remember not to holiday there. by jbrader · · Score: 1

      I work in Seattle. There's so many that you don't even see 'em. It's like trying to pickout individual grains of sand on a beach, from a hot air balloon.

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    7. Re:Must remember not to holiday there. by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      heh, thanks for letting me know that i have 69* starbucks within 20 miles of my house, and I feel pretty sure that doesn't count the one in a kroger's just up the road.

      *no, i'm not making it up, zip 77379

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    8. Re:Must remember not to holiday there. by Twixter · · Score: 1

      40 Miles accross? Heck, a 40 square mile section of Seattle has 70+ Starbucks. (Just check google maps.) Of course at 40 Degrees Kelvin I would expect their insulative mug sales would be though the roof! -Todd ~Wow, those pants would go great with Foot Loops(TM).

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  3. So when they nix the next Pluto mission... by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the're really meaning it'll go to the moon instead?

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  4. what about bob? by blinder · · Score: 3, Funny

    no really!
    bob. yeah, not as catchy if the entire planet were called "bob" but still!

    bob the moon.

    1. Re:what about bob? by warpSpeed · · Score: 1
      What about Joe, as in "Pluto and Joe", or Joe Moona?

      I kinda like it...

  5. Pluto? Hydra? by Jhan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Could someone more familiar with greek mythology please tell me how Pluto and the Hydra are connected?

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    1. Re:Pluto? Hydra? by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      One orbits around the other.

    2. Re:Pluto? Hydra? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Could someone more familiar with greek mythology please tell me how Pluto and the Hydra are connected?

      First off, Pluto is the Roman god of the underworld (the Greek was Hades).

      Secondly, from wikipedia:

      Its lair was the lake of Lerna in the Argolid. ... Beneath the waters was an entrance to the Underworld, and the Hydra was its guardian (Kerenyi 1959, p. 143...)

    3. Re:Pluto? Hydra? by uberjoe · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not to nitpick too much, but they actually orbit a barycenter, or common center of gravity.

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    4. Re:Pluto? Hydra? by tbakker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hydra guarded the entrance to the Underworld that was under lake Lerna.

    5. Re:Pluto? Hydra? by MsTricia · · Score: 1

      And "Nix" is correctly spelled as "Nyx" is it not? Or are there a few spellings? I've only seen it as "Nyx"

    6. Re:Pluto? Hydra? by n3v · · Score: 1

      This is true.

      I wonder if it's "Dark Matter" that they orbit ;p

      Super cool barycenter animations and explanations.

  6. Fight! by Spinalcold · · Score: 1

    Now to see who's the bigger and badder moon! Found one, fight!

    1. Re:Fight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hydra may come out on top (most of the time), but who gets the most press?

      http://www.google.com/trends?q=nix%2C+hydra

    2. Re:Fight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact Nix wins will have little to do with mythology, and a lot with the fact "nix" is an extremely common slang term for "nothing" in the German language.

  7. What a coincedence by slashflood · · Score: 1

    Just like my server and my laptop!

  8. They expecting mucho agua? by ZSpade · · Score: 4, Informative

    They named both of these moons after mythical creatures that had almost everything to do with water. the Nix and the Multiple headed Hydra to which we owe many of our roots in the english language for water, I am assuming.

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    1. Re:They expecting mucho agua? by dlcarrol · · Score: 2, Informative

      The word for hydra came from the greek word for water, not our word for water from "hydra"

      'udwr* -> 'udra -- pronounce -> hudra -> hydra

    2. Re:They expecting mucho agua? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      What a bizarre suggestion! Why ever would we name hydrology, hydrodynamics and hydration after a many headed serpent-like creature?

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    3. Re:They expecting mucho agua? by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse hydra with hydro. I mean hydrocephaly is bad, but Nine Heads would be cool! Eat your heart out Zaphod Beeblebrox!

      Only two heads, what a loser (or looser depending on your spelling tendencies).

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    4. Re:They expecting mucho agua? by ZSpade · · Score: 1

      Yar, I thought about that right after I hit the post button... no going back. I was like, bet it was the other way around, and hydra was named after hydro, sigh.

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  9. Celestia by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    I hope Celestia (celestia.sf.net) will be updated soon so I can "visit" these new moons.

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  10. Unix by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Funny

    They originally wanted to name it Unix, but SCO threatened to sue.

  11. Hydra? by kushboy · · Score: 1

    I feel like they should have saved Hydra for something else.

  12. Must. Resist. Setup. by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny
    I have a hydra in my lap, and it ain't a computer.

    (rimshot)

    Thank you!

    1. Re:Must. Resist. Setup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha.. thats not a hydra, thats a NIX!

    2. Re:Must. Resist. Setup. by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      Hey man, if your penis has multiple heads, you might wanna get that checked...

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    3. Re:Must. Resist. Setup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had multiple heads, I'd definately get it checked out by a professional.

      Not necesarilly a doctor, though.

      Actually, it would probably take a whole team of specialists. Oh Yeah. Giggidy Giggidy.

    4. Re:Must. Resist. Setup. by Stellian · · Score: 1

      I hear it can be quite entertaining.

    5. Re:Must. Resist. Setup. by wildsurf · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a hydra in my lap, and it ain't a computer.

      Don't tell me: Your pants fit you like a glove.

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    6. Re:Must. Resist. Setup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That joke is lame.

      You are lame for posting it.

      That is all.

  13. Oh, you mean hydra. by AltGrendel · · Score: 4, Funny
    I thought you wrote "Hydrant"

    Pluto could use a hydrant.

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    1. Re:Oh, you mean hydra. by Apoklypse · · Score: 1

      Pluto does use a hydrant ... says so right on the label ...

  14. New Horizons by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I for one can't wait for this craft to make it to Pluto. There's so much we don't know about that area of the solar system and even a fly-by mission could tell us so much. Wouldn't it be grand if we could pin down chemical makeups of pluto and other objects in the Kuiper Belt? We might get a better idea if the Deuterium and Protium Isotope proportions are dissimilar to the Earth's Ocean Water and help decided whether comets like Halley and Hyakutake are good represent sample (if they are, they're easier to study than the rest of the Belt.) What if we discovered that the ratio is closer to Earth's Ocean than the comet's have provided? It could lend quite a bit of credence to theoretical origins of atleast some of Earth's water as being Extraterrestrial! Who knows what other clues Pluto and its moons may hide about the origin and growth of the solar system. I wonder if these new moons plus Pluto and Charon would be massive enough (as one) to be above the controversy over Pluto's planethood?

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    1. Re:New Horizons by Don853 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I wonder if these new moons plus Pluto and Charon would be massive enough (as one) to be above the controversy over Pluto's planethood?

      Probably not, the new moons don't have very much mass anyway, and Pluto's planethood is questioned as much by its eccentric orbit and its resemblence to Kuiper belt objects as by its mass.

    2. Re:New Horizons by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1

      Technically, Pluto doesn't have an orbit per se. It is locked into a power struggle with Charon, and it doesn't actually rotate when it revolves. Our moon rotates on its own day/night cycle as it revolves around the Earth, but the same side of Pluto is always facing the same side of Charon. Because of this, it's not technically orbiting, hence the argument about whether Charon is a moon and Pluto a planet.

    3. Re:New Horizons by Don853 · · Score: 1

      Regardless of the respective roles of Pluto and Charon in the duet, the Pluto/Charon center of mass has an orbit around the Sun. This orbit is what I was referring to, and it is both tilted with respect the planes of and far more eliptical than the orbits of the other 8 planets. As they discover other massive objects out in that region of space (Xena, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_UB313, among others) Pluto seems more similar to them than it does to the rest of the planets. Whether that means we have 8 planets or more than 9 is a matter of semantics.

      Our moon rotates on its own day/night cycle as it revolves around the Earth, but the same side of Pluto is always facing the same side of Charon.
      The same side of our moon is always facing the earth. It has days and nights because of its orbit around the earth. Friction from tidal forces has long since brought its rotation in sync with its revolution.

    4. Re:New Horizons by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1

      The same side of our moon is always facing the earth. It has days and nights because of its orbit around the earth. Friction from tidal forces has long since brought its rotation in sync with its revolution.

      Well yes, the same side of the moon faces the earth- but the same side of the Earth doesn't face the same side of the moon at all times like Charon and Pluto do. That's all I was trying to say.

    5. Re:New Horizons by Don853 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, mod me -1 reading comprehension :)

    6. Re:New Horizons by Apoklypse · · Score: 1

      so you're saying that an extinction level event occurred at pluto, and because of this fact, scientists pretend to be morons and try to waste valuable research dollars on redefining reality?

  15. Titan A.E. by snowgirl · · Score: 1

    Akima: You can't call a planet "Bob."
    Cale: So now you're the boss. You're the King of Bob.
    Akima: Can't we just call it "Earth"?
    Cale: No one said you have to live on Bob.
    Akima: I'm never calling it that.

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    1. Re:Titan A.E. by blinder · · Score: 1

      yay!!! you got it! :)

    2. Re:Titan A.E. by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      yay!!! you got it! :)

      It was one of my favorite lines... a little bit of sesarching on the internet, and they gave the quote. :)

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  16. When the Chinese Moon Missions sends a rocket by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 5, Funny

    to Pluto, maybe Cosmonaut Li can land on Nix.

    Li nix - a good thing.

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    1. Re:When the Chinese Moon Missions sends a rocket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You know if that happened, Stallman would rename it GNU/nix.

  17. The moon by jbeaupre · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So much effort to name rocks billions of miles away and yet our closest neighbor just gets called "moon." ok, "the moon." Well, you always take the familiar for granted.

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    1. Re:The moon by jonging · · Score: 1

      The bigger issue nobody is mentioning is that pluto isn't actually a planet. Well, at least I don't think its size warrants that it should be.

    2. Re:The moon by Jboost · · Score: 5, Informative

      Really, I thought the Moon was called Luna.
      We call it 'the' moon because it is 'our moon', just like we call Sol 'our Sun' and Terra 'the Earth'.

      It's easier that way.

    3. Re:The moon by kodeman · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just to be clear:

      • Our planet is officially named "Earth".
      • Our moon is officially named "Moon".

      "Terra" is generic "ground" in Latin. During the height of this word's popular usage, no distinction was made between the ground and the surface of the planet itself, just as we sometimes refer to soil as "earth".

      "Luna" is generic "moon" in Latin. During the height of this word's popular usage, no distinction was made between the moon orbiting our planet and a moon orbiting any other body in space, since only our one moon was conclusively known to exist.

      Other variants for "Earth" are "Tellur" (ancient Latin form of modern Latin derivitive "Terra") and "Gaia" (Greek). Another variant for "The Moon" is "Selene" (Greek).

      The significance of English vs. Latin names:

      English is very prevalent in modern technical/scientific disciplines due to its articulative flexibility through use of the root/prefix/suffix language construction derived from its Romantic/Latin heritage. Since Latin proper has mostly been replaced in the western world by Romantic language variants and dialects, English has become the language of much normative information in scientific circles. The reason is simple: articulative ability in a commonspeak language.

      However, as in medicine, Latin is used as a disambiguation language. That is, one which contrasts sharply with commonspeak so as to instantly confer information without the ambiguities introduced by commonspeak language, such as homonyms or figures of speech. Hence, in scientific documentation, such as astronomical data, Latin designations are used to disambiguate the meaning of things, like planet names and moons, while providing a clear base for universally translating the correct meaning to other languages as needed for native language comprehension.

      Interesting sidenotes:

      • Luna, root word for common word "lunatic" - one who is crazed due to the influence of our planet's moon
      • Terra, phrase root for common phrase "Terra Firma" - solid ground

      Read more at Wikipedia:

    4. Re:The moon by Durinthal · · Score: 1

      Pluto is a planet because we've traditionally called it one. There isn't an official definition for a planet, and as we find new trans-Neptunian objects of similar sizes to Pluto that's becoming a problem.

    5. Re:The moon by BrianTung · · Score: 1

      Nobody is mentioning it because it isn't true. Pluto is a (major) planet for the time being, at least until September, when the IAU will be deciding on a criterion, or set of criteria, for determining whether a body in orbit about a star (specifically, a fusor) is a planet.

    6. Re:The moon by sgml4kids · · Score: 1
      English is very prevalent in modern technical/scientific disciplines due to its articulative flexibility through use of the root/prefix/suffix language construction derived from its Romantic/Latin heritage. Since Latin proper has mostly been replaced in the western world by Romantic language variants and dialects, English has become the language of much normative information in scientific circles. The reason is simple: articulative ability in a commonspeak language.
      Um... can someone translate this for me?
    7. Re:The moon by EXTomar · · Score: 1

      This is a reflection of our language (English). If one hasn't noticed, most of the stuff in the Solar System is called out by Greek or Roman names of antiquity. There are big notable exceptions: Sun, Earth, Moon which come from the Germanic roots of our English language. In German, these things are Sonne, Erde, Mond and other related languages feature something similiar with similar sounds. Compared with a Romance Language like French where these things are called Soleli, Terre, Lune.

      If you go by strict conventions, the name of "The Sun" is Sol, "The Earth" is Terra, "The Moon" is Luna. The name of The Moon in English has been settled long ago while the name of these other satelites have not been.

    8. Re:The moon by BrianTung · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think, according to the IAU, the Moon is simply called "Moon," just as our planet is just called "Earth." The generic term for a body that orbits a larger non-fusor (that is, a non-star) is "satellite," ultimately (through French) from Latin satelles, meaning "attendant."

    9. Re:The moon by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      Simple: articulative ability in a commonspeak language such as English allows articulative flexibility through use of the root/prefix/suffix language construction, thus English has become the language of much normative information in scientific circles.

      Ohhhh, what does that mean? well, look at the word reblended. re-blend-ed meaning re - again, blend - well, ya know, mix, blend, whatever, and ed - happened in the past.

      A lot of languages don't let you do that, such as German, which would make it more like blen, blentin, blenerdine, etc (NO, I DO NOT INTEND THIS TO BE A REAL GERMAN WORD EXAMPLE. I AM MAKING THIS CRAP UP OUT OF MY ARSE. I AM TRYING TO ILLUSTRATE A POINT, ahem, er thanks) where the end of the word CHANGES based on the gender and tense, as opposed to english, where almost no gender exists, and the tense is indicated by the ending, with "fairly simple rules" for which ending means what.

      Please also forget that English does things like bleed-bled and run-ran because that gets away from the root/prefix/suffix that the op was talking about, especially since that is first and second person perspective more often than third.

      does that make sense?

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    10. Re:The moon by mjperson · · Score: 1

      The moon is officially named (by the IAU) "Moon"
      The sun is similarly named "Sun".
      and Earth is named "Earth".

      Terra, Luna, and Sol, are all of them names used only by people speaking other languages or reading Science Fiction. In English, the names "Sun", "Moon", and "Earth" are official.

    11. Re:The moon by wfberg · · Score: 1


      Ohhhh, what does that mean? well, look at the word reblended. re-blend-ed meaning re - again, blend - well, ya know, mix, blend, whatever, and ed - happened in the past.

      A lot of languages don't let you do that, such as German


      German is a perfectly cromulant language in this aspect actually. Take for example words like "wiedergutmachung" (re-good-making; making up for something/reparations), "hauptbanhof" (main train station), or even "Büromaschinenmechaniker" (office machinery mechanic).

      In fact, German is probably just as (in)flexible as English when it comes to making compound words.

      The most flexible language in this regard is actually Dutch, in which a word such as "paashaasschaamhaarverzamelaar", though whimsical, is a syntactically and orthographically correct word. (The meaning btw is 'collector of easter bunnies' pubic hair'). Such words can be generated pretty much at will. Take for example "waterverbruiksraminghereikdatum" (water-use estimate re-calibration date). You silly anglophones stick spaces in there between the words ;-)

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    12. Re:The moon by Apoklypse · · Score: 1

      Luna - Selene ? oh, and you forgot "THE" Moon ...
      is a harsh mistress ...

  18. Why Not Cerberus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why Nix? Why not Cerberus and Hydra?

    1. Re:Why Not Cerberus? by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cerberus is already in use as an asteroid.
      I'm not sure whether or not that has any bearing on the naming of planets and moons, but at least Hydra's better than Quaoar.

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  19. Moon's? by fullphaser · · Score: 1

    and then NASA and other space agencies watched in horror as the "moons" crashed into the tiny planet. They later revealed they were simply conviently placed asteroids. I thought pluto was a planet that was just the right size to be a moon itself, I guess it got tired of all the other bigger planets making fun of it for its size. So it got two asteroids and called them moons, and gave them really nasty names? It just feels to me that we really haven't had enough time with high level telescopes to determine the satalite properties of the outer planets, They are still somewhat mysterious themselves to be naming the moons

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  20. w00t! (1.4.1) by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    Shocking! Celestia finally pushed past version 1.3.2, where it had languished for years. Will wonders never cease? Can't wait to get home and download this puppy...

  21. Tell it to the kids by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    A million little kids would rise up and mop the floor with you. After being made to memorize a list of planets, to tell them they are wrong ... that'll get you killed.

    I think technically it isn't a planet. But life's boring if you live it to the letter. Let's call it a planet for the sake of breaking the rules.

    ... and the kids.

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    1. Re:Tell it to the kids by jonging · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tell the kids about a mysterious planet X that lies beyond dinky little pluto and tell them nobody knows much about it. People aren't even sure if it exists! That seems much more exciting that a miniscule morsel of rock.

    2. Re:Tell it to the kids by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Why not use binomial nomenclature and simply call it a "binary planet"? If the "it's-not-a-planet" crowd want to say Pluto doesn't count because it's "too small of a rock", but still consider Saturn, Jupiter, and Uranus planets despite the fact that they are mostly gas, and likely don't have a solid core that's large enough of a rock to be called a planet. We call them "Gas Giant Planets" instead of simply "planets" (or brown-dwarf stars), why not create another category to include binary planets?

  22. "The Moon", or Luna by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 2, Informative

    Earth's natural satellite is officially named "The Moon", yes, capitalized, with "The" included. In many Latin-based languages, it is called "Luna", which is what I prefer as a 'name'. Just as our planet's official name is "Earth", even though 'earth' can also refer to dirt.

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  23. This should be fun... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's going to happen to dear old Nix when Pluto is nixed as a planet? The traditionalists will probably sick a hydra on those who dare say Pluto is not a planet.

  24. But... by jimktrains · · Score: 1

    But if Pluto isn't (better: won't be) a planet http://physorg.com/news70120085.html, how can it have moons?

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    1. Re:But... by Hannah+E.+Davis · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's an asteroid with a moon (Ida/Dactyl, as I recall), so I don't know why Pluto would have a problem :) A moon is really just a small thing orbiting a big thing, after all, and it doesn't matter whether the big thing is a planet it or not.

    2. Re:But... by jimktrains · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected my good sir....

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    3. Re:But... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Simple: They will be renamed "Satellites." Any celestial body can have satellites.

    4. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't that make the Earth a moon to the sun?

    5. Re:But... by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Small thing orbiting a big thing = Earth orbiting the Sun. Nice, now not only are school kids gonna be pissed to find out that Pluto is no longer a planet because of its size, but now the Earth has been relegated to being simply a moon.

  25. The timing of it by TLouden · · Score: 1

    I jsut finished refreshing my security suit.

    A Linux machine with software like THC Hydra, what was I supposed to think?

    So, I've been forced to rename my laptop to Pluto.

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    -Tim Louden
  26. Subcribe to SlashDot - really? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What is this "subscribe to SlashDot" of which you speak? (read...read...read) Holy shit - does anyone actually pay good money to read SlashDot? (If they do, they're mistaken about the "no ads" bit...)

  27. Two? by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

    fullphaser - pluto now has THREE moons (that we know of): Charon, Nix and Hydra.

    More trivia: How many planets in our solar system have only a single moon? (answer: one)

    How many have NO moons? (two or three, mecury, venus, and maybe xena)

    Ratboy

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    1. Re:Two? by p!ssa · · Score: 0

      Which planet only has one moon?

      Regards,
      Jorge Boosh

    2. Re:Two? by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      "Which planet only has one moon?

      Regards,
      Jorge Boosh"

      Um... ours?

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    3. Re:Two? by PixelJuice · · Score: 1

      Depends on how you define "moon". IIRC, there are at least four satellites orbiting Earth (not counting Cruithne, due to the silly orbit).

  28. Your water serpent has many heads? by spun · · Score: 1

    "Gentlemen! To complement my recent invention of the Five Assed Monkey, I present to you... The Man With Nine Dicks!"
    --Dr. Alphonse Mephisto

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    1. Re:Your water serpent has many heads? by dmatos · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but if one ever gets Bobbited, he'll grow two more in its place. Nifty!

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  29. Did you ever notice... by msauve · · Score: 1

    That Goofy the dog is a peer of Mickey's, but Pluto is Mickey's dog. Doesn't that make Pluto a slave?

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    1. Re:Did you ever notice... by whimmel · · Score: 1

      While both are dogs, Goofy sold out to The Man in order to stand upright. I suppose Goofy's wife (unnamed) and son Max get to stand upright by extension.

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    2. Re:Did you ever notice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goofy is a goat.

  30. More to come... by posterlogo · · Score: 4, Informative

    These moons, and those newly discovered ones around Saturn obviously did not just come into existence in recent history, we merely detected them finally, and gave them names. To extrapolate, there will be many more that we haven't detected yet, most likely around the last three: Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, simply because detailed analysis by dedicated spacecraft hasn't been done yet. I think the Voyagers did a fairly thorough job, though, so whatever is left should be quite small, but may merit the classification of "moon" none-the-less (not sure what the criteria is...Saturn has billions of "moonlets" in its rings).


    This sort of begs the question, how many names are we gonna have to come up with. Surely Classical mythology has a finite supply...

    1. Re:More to come... by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      This sort of begs the question, how many names are we gonna have to come up with. Surely Classical mythology has a finite supply...

      There's no shortage of other mythologies, though. Haven't you read Rendezvous with Rama?

    2. Re:More to come... by posterlogo · · Score: 1

      Ya, that's absolutely true -- I did read that, and I thought the "official" party line was that other mythologies would be not for planets and their moons, but for other solar system objects. Actually, if anyone knows what the official naming system is, I'd like to see it. One website is a little ambiguous on whether it has to be Roman/Greek mythology, as is wiki.

    3. Re:More to come... by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

      Both Quaoar and Sedna, planets (or planetoids) discovered beyond Pluto, break with the Greco-Roman naming tradition. While those names may not be official yet, they're in wide use and probably will stick.

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  31. Would it... by mentaldingo · · Score: 0

    ... have a big yellow smiley face with glasses?

  32. Moon? Satellite? by angelus+errare · · Score: 1

    I thought that our satellite is known as the Moon. A lot of people erroneously refer to other satellites as "moons", but they aren't. Right...?

  33. see, you messed up because by drachenstern · · Score: 1

    You are the central mass around which the laptop is dependent, therefore you are pluto and the laptop can be Hydra. Just so long as you don't call your laptop Charon, you should be okay, but should you ever get a g/f* then try and convince her to be Charon, while you two revolve around each other for eternity. It's a nice gig, this being married stuff.

    *oblig ref to most /.ers single male young. DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS STATEMENT. DO NOT REPLY TO THIS STATEMENT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR, er... ahem, Thank you for your time.

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  34. Re:Moon? Satellite? by n3v · · Score: 1

    For real!

    Just like discoveries of Suns in other Solar systems.

  35. Nyx was used for an asteroid... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...so the naming people nixed Nyx in favour of Nix.

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    1. Re:Nyx was used for an asteroid... by MsTricia · · Score: 1

      yes, I stumbled across the same information you just told me because I've been trying to clear up a debate about the spelling. Nyx (Greek spelling) is for the asteroid. Nix (Egyptian Spelling) is for the moon!

  36. That would be more like... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...a pair of gloves (accurate to within one... er... finger, anyway).

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  37. I'd be delighted... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...if all of the SCOX legal drones got launched off to Pluto for a while.

    "Hey, um, Pluto seems to be getting a bit, well, thicker recently?"

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