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Another Microsoft Exec Joins Google
SirClicksalot writes "CNN is reporting that Vic Gundotra, a 15-year veteran general manager at Microsoft, has left the company to join Google. Gundotra worked at Microsoft as general manager for platform evangelism to get software developers to use Microsoft's software and online offerings. The function he will perform at Google is not yet known, but he will need to wait one year before starting his new job because of a non-compete clause in his contract."
the sound a chair being thrown?
More people leaving MS and oining Google means more google greatness :)
Your only young once, but you can be imature forever.
More jokes about flying chairs.
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"We are uncertain what precise role he will play when he begins working for Google, but he has a broad range of skills and experience which we believe will be valuable to Google," Google spokesman Steve Langdon said in an e-mail statement.
Soo... the guy is going to take a year long vacation and then Google might know what job they're giving him?
Either Google is lying or they're poaching MS execs just to be dicks.
[Fuck Beta]
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Not a bad deal. I'm sure Google will end up paying him for the 1 year vacation.
Back in '45, gestapo members were taken into then newly-forming cia. The next 40 years have been a period where cia was run like a watered-down gestapo.
Google has to watch out that the microsoft ex'es do not spoil the formation of 'do no evil' they got going on at google.
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"Vic Gundotra ... has left the company to join Google. Gundotra worked at Microsoft as general manager for platform evangelism to get software developers to use Microsoft's software and online offerings."
Hehe. I wonder how devoted he was to the job of "platform evangelism" given his willingness to defect / commit apostasy.
Uttering logically derived and empirically supported truths to the disciples of the orthodox establishment.
The link seems down here is the CC Mirror. I can grab directly from the front page (I use Slashdotter, the firefox extension).
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I would think you'd rather have a chair that is so heavy Mr. Ballmer couldn't HIRE someone big enough to throw the thing...
I'm thinking 100lb cinderblocks replacing each of the wheels... You definitely don't want the wheels, because you don't want him to be able to roll the now 500lb+ chair at you.
Karnal
You get modded a troll when you correct your own post.
chairs chairs chairs chairs...
I mean, are there more executives leaving MS because they don't have a chair to sit on? It can get hard on the feet.
The Fine Summary sayeth:
That drives me insane. I had an employer once who tried to "get" me regarding a non-compete agreement, to wit he accused me of going after his customers. The problem was that no one could be excluded from that group -- he believed everyone on the planet was his customer. That's what I see when I read this. Google does not make operating systems or desktop software, they are a freakin' search company, and MS is not a search company. Yet MS identifies them as a competitor, just like they identify every company in existence as their competitor.
Our intelligent designer has never created an animal that we couldn't improve by strapping a bomb to it.
Company policy all of a sudden not allowing him to be evil must be quite a thing to adapt to after Microsoft.
No, no. "fsck" is a *nix command. Ballmer wouldn't say that.
Corrected quote:
No, you won't need to move, 'cause I'm going to chkdsking KILL YOU NOW!
Chairman Mao's mordant quip notwithstanding.
No.
Power comes from the perception arising in the brains of others that you've got power.
Even more so, it comes from the perception that you are gaining more of it in the future. It's almost as if the human mind projects the trends outward and tries to jump on the right bandwagon. I experienced this in the 80s and early 90s as people began to abandon other platforms for Windows. There was almost a sense of panic, that if you didn't get in soon enough you would be crushed.
It follows that if the perception starts that you are losing power, you will lose it, and people will think about the consequences of tying themselves to you for too long. Lenin captured an empire pretty with little more than an audacious show of confidence in the face of deflating imperial fortunes.
Microsoft's mind share survived the massive storm of the antitrust suit. But that was easy. But a steady trickle of news of people going over to a competitor with growing mindshare and momentum hurts them far beyond whatever those individuals could posisbly to them working for the competition. In the context of the Vista delays, a trickle of executives jumping ship tends to look the vanguard of the proverbial rats.
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The correct phrase is don't be evil. Check Google's site yourself. It is surprising how many people can get a simple phrase like this incorrect.
Plan 9 from Bell Labs.
That's amazing. Many companies use this 1-year non-comp clause in their employment agreements that are usually nothing more than a way to lock employees into working for their company and effectively holding them hostage to whatever salary range that they originally agree. Only those select few individuals that make god-like salaries have the ability to quit a job, wait a year, then start with a new company.
Dear Steve Ballmer,
At the rate Microsoft is losing executives to Google, you might be wondering how Microsoft is going to fill its ranks in the near future. Have no fear. I represent a client who have decades of managing large scale operations. His track record of coming up with complex plans for achieving great goals and his resiliency after failures speak for themselves. Most importantly, I can guarantee you that he will never, ever join Google because, like Microsoft, he too is inherently evil and hellbent on world domination.
I give you, Dr. Evil.
Best wishes,
-Headhunter Inc.
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They are quite tricky to enforce if it can be shown that the change in careers was not completely voluntary, however. (Either being let go for reasons beyond the employee's control, he was under duress, constructive dismissal, etc...).
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
Could also be the sound of hundreds of thousands of Slashdot geeks rushing to quickly type out a housand variations (there will be dupes of course) of the "Ballmer Tossing Chairs" jokes. Each starting with "And in Redmond...".
Sounds like someone is throwing a chair because he didn't get the to post the first chair joke.
I'm gunna ****ing kill those chair jokes! I've done it before and I'll do it again. I'm gunna ****ing kill those ****ing chair jokes!!
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He could always outsource the chair-throwing to India.
No chairs will be thrown over this departure. The dude was a bullshit master. And not just that, but he was managing other bullshit masters, which kind of means he didn't have much time to spout bullshit outside MSFT. There are millions of bullshit masters in the US, especially if you pay them Gundotra's salary. Chairs will be thrown if senior engineering staff (of Bosworth and Lucovsky level) departs. Those folks are harder to replace and Google should start targeting them instead if they want to piss off Ballmer.
... what? Chair throws you?
Or should that be Soviet Redmond?
/ducks
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Maybe it's just me, but I'm not particularly excited about MS Execs being hired by Google. Do we really want Google to turn into another Microsoft?
Please Google, for the love of $diety, please hire execs from reputable companies...
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If you read the Mini-Microsoft blog you should know that the plan is to ruin Google by giving them the senior Microsoft management...
3. Stand-in for Peter Boyle on Everybody Loves Raymond
... although they'd probably have to script in a few flying chairs, just to keep Steve happy.
Face it, Steve Ballmer is Peter Boyle's evil twin. Nobody could tell the difference
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
A one-year non-compete agreement is not necessarily a bad thing for the individual.
It's one year paid vacation that you can use to study in your field.
(YMMV, at least a Google employee I know got paid in the waiting period, split between his old and new companies)
Google hires MS executives! ... wait a minute?
Seriously, Borland tried to sue MS over this practice of luring all their good people away. Borland could not get anthing done as Microsoft's strategy was to send limo's and free lunches to Borland product managers and offer them lucrative positions at MS with cheap stock option signing bonuses. There products fell behind and Visual Studio took over.
Now the tides have turned.
I think this says alot about Microsoft as well. The people who are attracted to work at MS are hell bent on success and leading changes and being part of something successfull and new. Ms was king in the 90's and led the innovation and set the standards for computers and the future was bright and they were considered the wave of the future.
Today, Google is the new and innovative kid on the block and MS is stagnating. These same kind of people who like to make differences and be powerfull to satisfy their ego's see MS as the legacy company and google as the new innovative one. My, have times changed. This is bad news for Microsoft and morale at the company. They need to focus on something new besides upgrading windows and making yet game console.
So in the 90's MS hires your executives from YOU! Today Google hires MS executives.
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...that by 2012 Google won't be able to ship products on time.
Why? Well MS appears to have serious problems making things happen now, but it didn't used to. So, what's changed? Clearly not the recent defections - until very recently these folks were still at MS. I suspect that the people who actually made things happen left sometime around 2001/2002, and the folks that are leaving now might be the cause of the current problems at Redmond.
At MS, he was a "platform evangelist", which is sort of a cross between a developer liaison and a missionary. Even though Google says they're not sure where he will fit into the company, you can be sure it's some sort of missionary position. =)
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
While you guys celebrate Google hiring MS execs that do nothing, Microsoft is hiring away Google tech guys that actually do something besides draw a huge salary. I refer to guys like Danny Thorpe, who grew to be a legend as a Delphi dev at Borland, went to Google, stayed for 4 months, then quit and went to Microsoft to work on their live.com stuff. (If you read between the lines of Danny Thorpe's posts to the borland.public.delphi.non-technical newsgroup (accessible from Borland's newsserver and Google Groups), you get the idea that Danny concluded that Google isn't all it's cracked up to be.)
Also, Scoble's recent blog regarding this thread's topic says that he's met many former Google employees that now work at Microsoft, but you don't hear about them (I assume because they aren't big fat salary drawing execs, but are instead actual tech guys; and Microsoft doesn't feel the need to alert the media to such hirings like Google does (Google needs to do all it can to justify its inflated stock price)).
-- "I never gave these stories much credence." - HAL 9000
Okay, I'm too late for a chair joke, so I guess I'll share my other thoughts.
Maybe Google are hiring away Microsofties in strategic positions, deliberately targeting those who have greater worth that their current compensation, partly to gain and partly to hurt Microsoft in a completely legal way?
They do have an advantage over Microsoft that they are probably playing to their advantage; ethically compared to Microsoft, Google are freaking angels.
If what we know about their different personalities from public appearances (Geek vs. Monkey Dancer) I'd say that a lot of people in high places are happy to work for the Borg under one Locutus, but not the other. Frankly I see Ballmer as a very rich sociopath, and if were in those circles I wouldn't want to work for him either. Gates would be ok, as a person, I think. But I would be terrified of working for Ballmer, and would jump ship at the nearest opportunity. Money can only go so far in overcoming fear for your life.
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Another developer has left us.
I guess we won't be needing this anymore... *throws chair*
(One has to be careful to leave the premises before being noticed, otherwise it becomes *throws chair at developer*)
Please consider this your formal notice...
I will be appropriating and beating the hell out of that joke everywhere on the internet.