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Children Arrested, DNA Tested for Playing in a Tree?

skelator2821 wrote in with another account of a police action gone way overboard. From the article: "To the 12-year-old friends planning to build themselves a den, the cherry tree seemed an inviting source of material. But the afternoon adventure turned into a frightening ordeal for Sam Cannon, Amy Higgins and Katy Smith after they climbed into the 20ft tree - then found themselves hauled into a police station and locked into cells for up to two hours." skelator2821's basic question in all of this: "What is this World coming to? Do you think they went to far?" Well? Do you?

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  1. Only if.. by Mr0bvious · · Score: 4, Funny

    They only went too far, if the tree was less than 20ft..

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  2. treehouse of love by Polybius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where else is he gonna make out with 2 chicks when his Mom is home?

    1. Re:treehouse of love by Frogbert · · Score: 4, Funny

      Two Chicks at the same time? You'd need a million dollars to hook that up. Chicks dig a dude with money.

    2. Re:treehouse of love by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe what he was going for was:

      Lawerence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
      Peter: Well, not all chicks.
      Lawerence: Well, the kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do.
      Peter: Good point.

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  3. Thankfully, I live in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We shoot our children down from the trees.

    1. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by fbjon · · Score: 3, Funny

      So what do they do, suicide thunderstorms?

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    2. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by j4k3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey they could have been trying to commit suicide you never know. Just shoot them so them so they don't hurt themselves, remember folks the government will take care of it.

  4. Welcome to the new police state. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    That should teach you to mess with a tree.

  5. Do I think they went to far? by AEton · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not sure. I, myself, have never been to far.

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    1. Re:Do I think they went to far? by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe the cops thought the song was,

        "Two young snipers in a tree,
          K-I-L-L-I-N-G..."

      I mean, it's a common mistake.

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    2. Re:Do I think they went to far? by rjhubs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am wondering why askslashdot is being used to push agendas/post news stories, i know this isn't a new thing, but aren't there real questions to be answered? Why couldn't this story just be a normal news submission?

    3. Re:Do I think they went to far? by mingot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because civil rights things like this get people more worked up and generate a helluva lot more page hits then "news for nerds". BUT, it also falls into the "stuff that matters" category. (just to show that I am not completely cynical, although it's hard not to be around here.

    4. Re:Do I think they went to far? by andrewman327 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Agreed. If I wanted "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!" scaremongering, I would read The Nation.

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    5. Re:Do I think they went to far? by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am wondering why askslashdot is being used to push agendas/post news stories, i know this isn't a new thing, but aren't there real questions to be answered? Why couldn't this story just be a normal news submission?

      Good question! You might submit it to askslashdot for some fine answers.

    6. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because science-fiction that becomes reality is News For Nerds. And when that science-fiction is 1984 it definitely is Stuff That Matters!

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    7. Re:Do I think they went to far? by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Insightful
      why askslashdot is being used to push agendas/post news stories
      I rather see it more neutral: a lot of people come to slashdot for discussion. For this purpose, the editors often finish a submission with a rather controversial question or statement. Other times, the submitter himself already did the job. There's no pushing agendas here.
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    8. Re:Do I think they went to far? by fuzzix · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I can see a problem with desensitizing (is that a word?) the issue; if every little abuse by The Man is blown up for everyone to see, then normal sheeple will get tired of seeing it and tune it out; It would be in the best interest of Sheep everywhere possibly if only the really blatant stuff was screamed about.
      Indeed... and the source for this story is highly questionable. The Daily Mail has a reputation for skewing all stories to get middle England grinding their teeth in frustration and anger. Example:

      "Amy was scared bucketloads to be locked up in a cell knowing murderers and rapists have been sat in the same cells."
      Why on earth are murderers and rapists being mentioned in this article? I doubt that's where this kid's train of thought was going. I know when I was 12 I had a very bare idea of what a rapist even was. She was thinking "Fuck! My batshit fucking loco, Daily Mail reading mother is gonna tear my fucking hair out!"

      The real reason for this article (as you'll see in the comments) is to squak a damning endictment of Tony Blair's Britain (Just search for Blair on the page). The DM readership is ultra-conservative and even the right-wing Labour Party isn't right enough for them. We're talking about a paper which bemoaned the number of Jewish immigrants into Britain during the 30s and 40s - almost as bad an attitude as the Irish government's...

      While I have no doubt these pigs lost control (it's not an unusual occurence) the DM is not a source I can trust one iota. A quick check on Google News suggests that this is the only paper covering the story so it might even just be made up from scratch.
    9. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The DM might lean a bit too far to the right but its a healthy counterpoint to
      the Stalin worshipping rags such as the Morning Star and its ilk.


      No, it's an unhealthy counterpoint. Just because the Morning Star leans too far left doesn't mean it's ok for the Daily Hate to lean so far right. This isn't a balancing act; people actually believe the bilge these papers and others like them print.

    10. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's all well and good, but why Ask Slashdot? What's wrong with YRO (which is where almost every other law-related story goes, whether relevant or not)? What's wrong with just leaving it in the default category?

      This is not an Ask Slashdot. If it is, then every story can be made into one, just by ending the submission with "So, what do you all think?" or "Pretty cool, huh?".

    11. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You seem to be missing the point. In news reportage, there's no such thing as a "healthy counterpoint" to any bias.

      News media should strive for accuracy, fairness and balance in their reporting. If the Morning Star is too left-wing and the Daily Mail is too right-wing, that doesn't excuse the DM (or the MS). It merely means that both have failed in their duties as newspapers .

      Forgive the analogy, but your position is a little like implying that paedophilia is a "healthy counterpoint" to violent child-abuse, since one is motivated by exessive anger and the other by excessive "love".

      In fact, both are utterly wrong, and neither one excuses the other. It's not a case of "left" vs. "right", it's a case of "impartial" vs. "biased", and that puts the DM and the MS on the same side.

      The Daily Mail, the Sun, the Daily Sport and the Morning Star are all comics, not newspapers. Read them when you lack enough feelings of moral outrage in your life, or believe you may have a few too many braincells that you need to get rid of.

      Don't read any of them for news.

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    12. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Roody+Blashes · · Score: 2, Funny
      What is this doing in ./?

      Apparently, exposing the fact that you like to comment on stories you didn't read....
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  6. Should have been too far, but it probably wasn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's a pretty good way to introduce the kids to the way this country works - complete strangers can cause you large amounts of suffering for the smallest mistakes. That's not how the country SHOULD work, of course, but it is.

  7. Start 'Em Young by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    These children have nothing to hide. They should not be afraid of DNA tests, or being interviewed by police.

    Besides, what if they got hurt falling out of that tree? The police are here to help.

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    1. Re:Start 'Em Young by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The kids damaged a public tree, and the cops gave them the full treatment to make an impression.


      And I'm sure they made an impression, all right. These kids will dislike and mistrust the police for the rest of their lives.


      Cops have been doing the "well, I should book you, but I'll let you go this time" routine for centuries.


      Yup, it's called exercising sound judgement. They should have done it again this time.

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  8. what's so bad about that? by macadamia_harold · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, if a police officer can't haul three twelve-year-olds to jail on spurious charges, take mugshots, and record DNA samples, how are we ever going to win the war on terror?

    1. Re:what's so bad about that? by nihaopaul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      exactly, sounds like they are joining the white power groups and targeting the youth knowing they will be adults soon, sounds a bit like when i was in school in england, the police came in and we all got the chance to learn how the police do finger printing, so every kid had a one on one lesson and from that we were all in the system.

      Kunts the lot of them

  9. Brave New World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The environmentalist/brave new world crowd has reached a paradox

  10. This just in. . . by Who235 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cops are dicks.

    They always have been and always will be. I can count on one hand the number of run-ins I've had with cops that have been anything other than shitty - and no, I'm not a criminal.

    Of course they went too far, they often do.

    The culture of deliberate, misleading, trumped-up fear we live in today isn't helping anything either.

    Frankly, we need more stories like this so more people realize just what the hell is going on.

    1. Re:This just in. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Know your rights and when to exercise them.

      Cops are human beings, and unless you're living in an area that disables them from being a human being, you needn't be an ass all the time. Imagine being spit on, insulted, and assualted every day, all hours of the day, by drunks, drugheads, and assholes who try to make trouble. Eventually, you stop blinking, and stop being nice.

      Sure, some places have corrupt cops and a corrupt justice system that does not work. I'll agree that our justice system is infact broken, all the way around, and that that the entire government is illegal at a fundemental level and I'v got books and documents that proove as much. But not every area requires the same amount of crap to be taken nor given.

      I had a cop approach me today, said someone called 911 from my home. I know this is BS; nobody's home at all, cept for me and I'm heading out. She asked me to check; I checked, and explained where everyone was and that everyone was accounted for. She asked to take a quick look inside; I allowed her to, and she was in and out within a few seconds and I watched her every second. I was polite, curtious, and overbearingly nice and I made her feel like crap afterwards and even said "have a nice day, hope you find who called". The point? I COULD have said "Mam, I do not consent to any searches of my property" and we could've gone from there depending on what she would've wanted to do. But when the cops are nice, and courteous, and trying to do their job, if you're nice to them, they will be nice to you.

      And I'm sure she could've been an ass about it too, but her business there was to check the 911 call.

      I had a cop come to me with a complaint from some neighbors over a car in my driveway that was newspapered and being painted; I was waiting for a cool, dry day to do the painting on. The realestate agent down the block didn't like it, and filed a complaint stating the car was a junk car and was undrivable. I was as nice as I could be to that cop, and know what he did for me? Told me exactly how to comply with the law and gave me a week before he stickered it; IE, make sure it was lisenced plated, stickered, and was drivable. So all I had to do was rip off the paper, put the plate on, and drive it to a different spot in the driveway and he said "ok, you're good". All the car had on it was primer, and all of the trim had tape on it so it didn't look great. He didn't sticker it at all, said it was in compliance, and went back to the station. He wasn't exactly 100% nice about it and was I'll admit, somewhat condescending, but he was civil and gave me the benefit of the doubt.

      And I'm sure the real-estate agent is still quite pissed.

      Otherwise, you exercise your rights when you need to. If the cop gives you attitude and talks of using excessive force, know your rights, how to state them, and be civil about it. If a cop decides he doesn't want to trust you as a human being, or treat you as one, by all means exercise every right you have. "I do not consent to any searches sir", and "Sir, can we keep this civil?" or my favorite, "Are you detaining me or can I go about my business" and if they answer yes, you ask "on what grounds?". Later, this can be used in court to put the sucker behind bars or de-badge them. Some cops flambast you with a shit-hose like you wouldn't believe and they do it to intimidate; don't be intimdated. Others will cuff you, put you on the ground, and tell you to sit there, and unless you're living in an area where the judicial system is corrupt to the core, you're good to go to get that cop put into jail for assualt.

      And if you're going to do something risky, be nice and make sure your ass is covered. Going to smoke pot? Have a way to cover the smell and dispose of the evidence quickly and smoke it in such a fashon nobody will know. Going to modify a gun to make it full auto? Keep the gun stashed in a spot where it'd take considerable time and effort to find them. I'v even had cops say "wow, that's illegal. You going to get rid of it for me so I don't have to report it?" because I was nice.

    2. Re:This just in. . . by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cops are dicks.

      I think that cop had every right to run me off for playing violin on public property.

      Oh, sure, it looks like a relatively minor bit of antisocial behavior on the face of it, but it was a school zone, think of the children. I might have come back and done it on a weekday when school was actually in session. Or I might have played on the swings or something.

      And violin is a gateway crime. Best to stop that sort of thing early before it leads to . . .viola.

      KFG - A fiddler and therefore a rogue.

    3. Re:This just in. . . by AndreiK · · Score: 4, Funny
      And violin is a gateway crime. Best to stop that sort of thing early before it leads to . . .viola.

      Surely you mean, Graphical Violins leads to Explicit Sax?

    4. Re:This just in. . . by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not all cops are dicks, but:
      1. Cops have power
      2. We need lots of cops (compared to, for example, Supreme Court judges)
      3. It's not that difficult to become a cop if you want to
      4. Cops don't get huge salaries
      5. Being a cop is demanding work, but there exists a great opportunity to get away with being lazy.

      The result is that people who crave power and who couldn't get better jobs are attracted to policework, and get it. Once they do, they get lazy and start pulling off crap like this.

      Ideally, cops would all have law degrees (without lowering current standards) and get paid like lawyers do, but the public is too cheap to pay for that, so instead we pay a lot less and bitch about the resulting quality of service.

    5. Re:This just in. . . by awol · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Imagine the worst thing you will see in your entire life... Police deal with that and probably worse many times every single day of their working lives. I do not believe that it is possible to remain "the same" as those of us that are spared from dealing with that crap. The "thin blue line" or "The Job" [as in work not as in "Bible book of"] mentality is pretty much a coping mechanism, much like surgeons or trauma ward professionals. One becomes detached and can lose the "reflex" towards civility/normality that most of the rest of us take for granted.

      Other posters have made the point, start civil and know your actual rights (not your TV rights). It will make the interaction more likely go very smoothly. As for the problematic police, the sooner they are found out by their overreaction to civil and respectful citizens the better the force becomes.

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    6. Re:This just in. . . by iainl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not sue the real estate "fucker" for making a false report?

      Because Judges can be reasonable people, too. It sure sounds from the description that the real estate agent could make a reasonable argument for believing the car was indeed undriveable. Getting lawyers involved over a reasonable request would have made the perfectly nice-sounding guy the "fucker", not the estate agent.

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    7. Re:This just in. . . by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I COULD have said "Mam, I do not consent to any searches of my property" and we could've gone from there depending on what she would've wanted to do.

      And perhaps that's what you SHOULD have done. It's a judgment call, to be sure, but once you let the officer into your home, anything he or she sees in there can be used against you. A cop can go from Nice to Mean in seconds.

      Don't confuse "being polite to cops" with "waiving your rights".

  11. anyone else... by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 4, Interesting

    disturbed by the "anti-social behavoir" remarks? Or is it just me?

    1. Re:anyone else... by fossa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think complaining to the police about children playing in a tree should be considered "anti-social"...

    2. Re:anyone else... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Read the damn article yourself. From the article...

      Officers told the children they had been seen damaging the tree which is in a wooded area of public land near their homes


      So, this isn't your personal property (and I agree that kids destroying a tree in my garden would offend me). As for "tearing down", I don't know if you've ever seen a tree, but they're fairly hardy buggers - we build houses out of them, and before steel came along they were quite popular for ocean-going ships.

      I'd be fairly confident that an afternoon in the company of 3 twelve-year-olds wasn't going to significantly damage the tree. Perhaps a few broken twigs, and a little less foliage. Destroying something does after-all imply a fairly major difference to the tree - my dictionary defines it as "put an end to the existence of".

      This is quite clearly an example of cops going well-over-the-top in response to a minor incident, just because they can. I'd be more tempted to arrest the busybody who called the cops in the first place, for wasting police time.

      If I was the child's parent, I'd be writing to the chief-constable demanding action; writing to the local and national newspapers with the story; putting adverts up in the local shop-windows asking people whether they thought it was right; writing to the local council demanding they investigate; setting up a website detailing the incident so it's public knowldge; writing to my Member of Parliament, and even the PM; in short creating such a stink that the officers in question are likely to get formally reprimanded. On every one of those letters I'd have the officers identified by badge number, the name of their Sergeant, and the actions-taken-to-date by the police to rectify their mistake.

      After all, if the police have done nothing wrong, they've got nothing to worry about, have they ? All I'll do is make myself look a fool. Unless, of course, the majority of people agree with *me*

      You don't lock kids up for breaking a few twigs. Betcha that tree is there long after the kids are dead. Like I said, they're hardy buggers.

      Simon
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  12. Way too far by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    12 year olds....DNA samples (and stored for X years) taken without parental or legal approval? Insane.

    Is the law in Britain to take (and store) DNA samples when you are simply arrested? Convicted, yes, I can see....but just arrested? Insane.
    (this does not even go into the complete foolishness of arresting them for what they actually did).

    1. Re:Way too far by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the police should be required to remove your entry in the database.

      Required or not...do they?

    2. Re:Way too far by TheDugong · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "is the law in Britain to take (and store) DNA samples when you are simply arrested?"

      Yes. It happened to my potential brother in law (PBIL).

      Two days before he was set to move back out here (Oz) his best mate, who he was staying with at the time, had some money stolen by his ex-girlfriend. She pointed the finger at my PBIL. Despite the fact that his friend stated that it could not possibly have been my PBIL, the police asked him to come down the station for an interview. He did, after all he had nothing to hide and wanted to help his mate recover his property.

      He was arrested, fingerprinted, DNA sampled and made to stay in a (freezing) cell overnight. The times on the "reciept" (I do not know the official term) are wrong, implying he was released immediately after he was arrested - which is utter BS.

      His mate's ex has since been charged and convicted (well, fined).

      His DNA and fingerprints will be kept on record.

      As part of the process of getting permanent residency here, he has to get a police report for every country he has lived in during the past X (five?) years. On his UK police report he was "not convicted". The report implies that he got away with it, not that he was completely innocent.

    3. Re:Way too far by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Informative
      Is the law in Britain to take (and store) DNA samples when you are simply arrested? Convicted, yes, I can see....but just arrested?

      worse.... the DNA recording is no longer limited to "serious arrestable offences", you can have your DNA taken for what they define as a "recordable offence" which means they needn't even arrest you... they will take the sample out there in the street while giving you a caution or writing up your ticket for dropping litter... if you object, they'll arrest you... simple innit...

      and soon they'll be fingerprinting newborns in the maternity suites... it's the only way they can get a massive database as the rest of us are all refusniks

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    4. Re:Way too far by arkhan_jg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The police in England and Wales have more DNA samples than in any other country - 5% of the population. Scotland don't allow the retention of DNA for those not convicted.

      "Since April 2004, the police in England and Wales have been able to take DNA samples without consent from anyone arrested on suspicion of any recordable offence. Recordable offences include begging, being drunk and disorderly and taking part in an illegal demonstration." (It also includes many driving offences) "Both DNA profiles (the string of numbers used for identification purposes) and DNA samples (which contain unlimited genetic information), are kept permanently, even if the person arrested is never charged or is acquitted. A massive expansion in the number of individuals on the Database has not led to any noticable increase in the likelihood of identifying a suspect."

      When the national database was orginally setup, DNA profiles were removed if the person was not convicted, and after a while for non-serious offences. Now they keep not only the database profile (the number representing 'unique' ID) but the original full DNA sample as well. Permanently.

      The government also insists on the right to DNA profile juveniles.

      We have number-plate recognition cameras going up everywhere to record everywhere we drive, possibly to be followed by satellite tracking for the road tax. We have more CCTV cameras than anywhere else. Oh, and our passports are going to have biometric data, i.e. fingerprints and iris records initially, and likely DNA later. All this info will be stored in the central government database. National ID cards are pretty much dead, but only because of costs. After a few years of the passport office building up biometric data on much of the population, having to carry a national ID card will come back, piggybacked off the passport system.
      Don't forget the email and internet records being kept, and the credit card databases, and access to the phone records.

      Welcome to total surveillence in the UK. All applauded by the general population, as it will 'keep us safe from crime'. I'm just wondering when mandatory CCTV cameras will be installed in homes, to allow the police to spot terrorists and pedophiles.

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    5. Re:Way too far by Threni · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Is the law in Britain to take (and store) DNA samples when you are simply arrested?

      Yes. The police here are pretty useless too. Here's a similar story:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/5 233262.stm

    6. Re:Way too far by Doitroygsbre · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Collecting DNA just because you were arrested isn't insane, it's law (here in America). here is an article written before the bill passed:
      Bill Would Permit DNA Collection From All Those Arrested
      Suspects arrested or detained by federal authorities could be forced to provide samples of their DNA that would be recorded in a central database under a provision of a Senate bill to expand government collection of personal data.
      ...
      The provision, co-sponsored by Kyl and Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.), does not require the government to automatically remove the DNA data of people who are never convicted. Instead, those arrested or detained would have to petition to have their information removed from the database after their cases were resolved.


      And that bill was passed. Just take the bill number (H.R.3402) and plug it into the Library of Congress' bill finder thingy. It was originally passed in the Senate as S.1197, but the House bill is the final version. In the House bill, the portion is Title X, sections 1001-1005

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  13. too far by silentace · · Score: 2, Funny

    seems they went too far but if you ask me cops have been going a bit to far for at least 5 years+ now.

  14. Anti-Social? by Aeiri · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour.

    Since when was being anti-social a crime?

    1. Re:Anti-Social? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since when was being anti-social a crime?

      Since there were "restraining orders" in the US, and ASBO's in the UK.
      "you were an asshat....don't do it again, or you WILL go to jail"

    2. Re:Anti-Social? by Aeiri · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...what?

      Maybe we are thinking of different concepts... but "anti-social" to me means not agreeing with the concept of being social, which usually entails me sitting on my couch not speaking to another human being.

    3. Re:Anti-Social? by Davey+McDave · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's unsocial. As in, ignoring social trends. This is antisocial. It means deliberately breaking them and being malicious towards other people.

      It's a distinct difference. The same counts for amoral and unmoral.

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    4. Re:Anti-Social? by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Welcome to UK law. Go read up on it. "Anti social" behavior is a criminal offense. But be aware that your definition of "anti social" (say, gloomy or impolite) may not be the same as that in the UK / UK law (say, offensive or obscene or psychotic). Read the links provided in other comments in this branch and do some googling ...

    5. Re:Anti-Social? by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since when was being anti-social a crime?

      In the UK being anti-social isn't itself a crime.

      But if you are anti-social, they get to make up special laws, just for you.

      They are called 'Anti-Social Behavior Orders' or ASBOs.

      And then they can make just about anything a crime. For you.

      Sooner or later someone will get one like:

      "Must not raise right hand above waist height in a public place or where likely to be viewed from a public place".

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    6. Re:Anti-Social? by siegesama · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's one of those often used terms that doesn't really mean what people seem to think it means. Unsocial is what you are. Property damage is antisocial.

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    7. Re:Anti-Social? by HaloZero · · Score: 2, Funny

      I do believe I would have to put down the psychotropic drugs at that point.

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    8. Re:Anti-Social? by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 2, Informative

      For a long time. While there are plenty of examples of police (at the instigation of neighbours, mind you) taking it too far, there really is a big problem in the UK with kids, both in gangs and individually, going on the rampage. Cars and property being damaged, people assaulted, shops robbed, loud noise, intimidation, drugs...it's widespread if not quite the reign of terror some of the tabloids make it out to be.

      That's countered by, among other things, ASBOs - Antisocial Behaviour Orders - which enforce things like curfews and prevent the recipient from going into certain areas. Not just kids - anyone can get an ASBO. It's supposed to be a way to reduce the likelihood of offence without having to actually arrest someone or cart them off to a juvenile facility.

      How well it works is another question entirely (ASBOs have been handed out in some really quite doubtful cases), but to answer your question: antisocial behaviour has been a crime for years.

  15. So in the UK by mingot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So in the UK they put kids into the same holding areas as adults and can gather DNA from them without some sort of court order or parental consent? And the criminal records of children can actually be queried by schools?

    Not flamebait, not an attack on the UK, but serious questions.

    1. Re:So in the UK by MrMickS · · Score: 5, Informative
      Yup. We are rapidly approaching George Orwell's vision over here. We have more CCTV cameras than anywhere else. We are implementing systems that the police will be able to use to track all vehicle movements around the country, records kept for five years, regardless of whether any crime was committed by the driver. There are moves to gather biometric data from all of the population and hold it on file. "If you don't do anything wrong what have you got to hide?".

      One current scheme is to setup fingerprint access to schools, this is funded by the DfE (Department for Education) and comes from a special budget. The DfE are reluctant to discuss what is done with the data and how long it will be kept. However, given the present administrations desire to collect biometric data and centralise it, its not too big a step to believe that this too will be centralised. It would mean that the government would have biometrics on the population from when it enters the state education system. Initially this will be fingerprint only but once that has been proven possible to defeat other data will be stored, DNA etc.

      There is an argument that all of this will help the authorities prosecute offenders. It smacks too much of a police state for me. This action by the police is merely following the trend that has been established. The police can do no wrong at the moment.

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    2. Re:So in the UK by kripkenstein · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dear UK,

      We feel sorry for the people of your historically important island, but for the rest of us, this is great news. We'll just wait and see how this 'police-state' experiment of yours turns out, and learn the lessons from that.

      Please, speed up the Orwellization of your fine country, so that we may arrive at our conclusions the sooner.

      Much thanks in advance,
      Rest of the World

  16. At least some good comes of it by 77Punker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now at least these three kids and all of their friends will realize firsthand what sort of world they're coming into rather than having to wait until they're all grown up to figure it out like most people do (if they ever do). The people who start the action that fixes these sort of problems are often the same people who have suffered because of them.

  17. Anti Social Behaviour? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour.
    Wait ... how is arresting 12-year-olds for playing in a tree NOT anti-social behaviour? It's a fucking tree. Sounds to me like the Superintendent and the arresting officers need to be put through a series of behavioural modification treatments by trained professionals (read: severe canings by trained Dominus'/Dominatrix').
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  18. Re:The parents agree by sunwukong · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're right -- my first response to my 12 year old after they've been sprung is, "Suck it up mister, or else someone's going to make you their bitch if you're not a hardcase yet!"

    Dammit, at their age I was carrying a gun and defending my land from railroad surveyers and rabid dogs.

  19. Anti-social behaviour??? WTF? by ucsckevin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, seriously, can someone explain to me what the eff "Anti-social behaviour" in a legal context means? Sounds to me like I'd be arrested in heartbeat there! While this and other "zero-tolerance" policies seem so offensive to us, just think about what our grandchildren will say. They'll be so accustomed to this type of law enforcement it won't phase them at all. "What do you expect, grandpa, they were climbing a tree for godsake! Somebody had to do something!"

    1. Re:Anti-social behaviour??? WTF? by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 2, Informative
      So, seriously, can someone explain to me what the eff "Anti-social behaviour" in a legal context means?

      linky

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  20. Law and Order by theRhinoceros · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the criminal justice system, arboreal trespassing offenses are considered especially heinous. In the West Midlands, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Halesowen police. These are their stories.

    1. Re:Law and Order by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny
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  21. My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Granted, my experience has been limited to a few traffic stops. Also, I'm white, on top of which I go to great lengths to be polite and act in a respectful way, even if I'm thinking "what the hell do you want from me?" I've found that projecting "I respect you" via my actions and demeanor usually improves my quality of life. Cops are in a position of authority, where they can antagonize you at will and usually get away with it if they don't get too bizarrely over the line.

    Feeling as I do that this power relationship brings out the uglier sides of human nature, I'm always sure to let them be the alpha male (or female) so I don't trigger any "I must prove that I'm a badass" reactions. But I'm one of the people who see the implications of the Zimbardo prison experiment in everyday situations, probably to an extent where most people would be rolling their eyes and saying "you're really reaching now."

    1. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by bky1701 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And you hit the nail on the head. You have to demean yourself and give up all self respect to not get tossed in the slammer, while boosting the already oversized eco of the police. Those of us NOT masochists will always end up being wronged.

    2. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by natrius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also, I'm white, on top of which I go to great lengths to be polite and act in a respectful way, even if I'm thinking "what the hell do you want from me?"

      I'm black, I do the same thing as you do, and I've had pretty much the same experience. The one time I've actually gotten a ticket, the officer thanked me for being polite to him. Not that that's the only time I've been pulled over, but the previous three or so times, I got off with just a warning. I'm not sure why exactly, but being nice can never hurt. Luckily, I don't really have to worry about traffic tickets anymore, since I drive to work on 280. There are no laws on 280.

      But I'm one of the people who see the implications of the Zimbardo prison experiment in everyday situations, probably to an extent where most people would be rolling their eyes and saying "you're really reaching now."

      Exactly. You take normal people and put them into a position of power, and it changes them. In my experience, treating them with respect instead of antagonizing them tends to soften the effect. I don't see why more people don't give it a shot. Plus, out of all the cops out there, how many of them are truly bad people? I don't think there are that many.

    3. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You have to demean yourself and give up all self respect to not get tossed in the slammer, while boosting the already oversized eco of the police.


      Being respectful and polite is not the same as "demeaning yourself and giving up all self-respect", unless your self-image is based on your (perceived) ability to rude whenever you want to.

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    4. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by RajivSLK · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I treat everyone, friends and strangers alike, with respect until they give me a reason to do otherwise. Unfortunately, regardless of your own actions if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time and look the wrong part you are occasionally disrepected by the police. Not a huge problem.

      The bigger problem is that ALL the "good" cops just look the other way. The police have perfected the prisoner's delima. They call it a "blue brotherhood" or whatever. Basically the police have figured out that if they all keep quiet then nobody will ever get in trouble.

      Granted, the trend in many places seems to be getting better. Cops no longer cover each other on blatant criminal activity (profiteering, murders etc). But it still seems to be OK to routinely abuse your power and nobody will speak up.

    5. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My experience,

      First off, I live in a relatively small town of about 15,000 and the city police station is a five minute drive from my apartment.

      Somebody starts banging on the back of my apartment in the middle of the night. I call the police. They ask me if I went outside to see who it was. I told them I am not going outside at two in the morning to find out who is banging on the back of my apartment. They say they will send an officer out to check it out. 2 hours later an officer drives through the parking lot with his spotlight on and leaves.

      Taking a nap in the middle of the day, I am awoken by voices out back of my apartment. I slowly peak out the window and find 6 teenagers from the local school passing around a pipe and smoking it. I call the police and tell them 6 kids are behind my apartment doing drugs, could they please come ask them to leave. An hour later an officer shows up and knocks on my door to inform me that he doesn't see any kids behind my apartment. I tell him they left about 45 minutes ago.

      I walk outside one morning to find the back of my car window broken out and some stereo equipment is stolen. I call the police and about an hour later an officer shows up. He looks at the window and says, "and another one". He informs me this is the 8th car in the area to be broken into that week. He takes down a list of what was stolen and begins to leave. I ask him if he is going to take fingerprints so if they catch someone I will know it was him who stole my stuff, that or match it to their database. Would also give them the ability to convict whoever it was on one more crime. He says, "nope" and leaves. The next day in the paper, where they print the local crimes, I see that the officer took down the wrong information. About a month later they find a house near my neighborhood full of stolen stereo equipment. The paper says the police seized all the stereo equipment. I never heard anything again. I hope the police were able to sell my stereo equipment for a decent amount of money.

      About 10 o'clock one Saturday night I decide to give my friend a ride home to his house from my apartment. We had been playing poker and the person he came with had left early. We hadn't been drinking, just playing cards. I get to the end of my apartment driveway and pull out on to a completely empty road. I have a large car and the tip of my car slightly crossed the center line. A police officer who had apparently just been sitting up the road about a half mile away saw my car slightly cross the center line pulling out of my driveway onto the completely empty road. I see lights in my rearview mirror and pull over. The officer comes to my window and starts asking me questions about who I am and where I am going. I tell him I am giving my friend a ride home. He runs my license and comes back. I have never been arrested or even gotton a speeding ticket. I asked him several times before what exactly I had done and he now finally answered my question. He then begins to lecture me about safety and driving properly. I inform him I have a large car and only briefly crossed the centerline while pulling out of a small driveway. I also inform him I have been living at the residence for five years and have never had a problem getting out of my driveway. He lectures me some more and starts to get an attitude but finally leaves me alone.

      I pull away thinking the unpleasantness is over. He then begins to follow me. He follows me for 10 miles before I cross a bridge and leave the county. As soon as I cross the bridge an officer from another county begins following me. He follows me another 5 miles to my friends house. I am not harrassed on my way home and discover the worst when I arrive back at my driveway. It turns out, another vehicle parked on the street was partially blocking the driveway. Subconsciously it's something a person wouldn't think about, but now I realized thats why I had to pull so far out into the street in the first place. I was completely innocent all along, the ca

    6. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Exactly. You take normal people and put them into a position of power, and it changes them. In my experience, treating them with respect instead of antagonizing them tends to soften the effect. I don't see why more people don't give it a shot.

      Yeah, I'm sure those 12-year-olds must have gone real apeshit on those cops for them to get hauled in like they did. Shame on those little punks for not showing proper respect for the cops' authori-tah!

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    7. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by joshier · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have some experience with police officers. About a year ago, I got into an argument with my mother and her partner decided to phone the police as I was fustrated and hit the table with my fist, this was a mistake on my part obviousely, but in my house hold, that's what happens (my mothers partner often goes into flids and smashed lots of things).. Personally I am not an aggressive person but I have a limit. Anyway, I passed my limit and raised my voice and hit the table, my mothers partner phoned the police, they took me into custurdy without hearing my side of the story, but of course the new laws allow them to take anyone into prison who have a phone call on them. I fully cooperated with them and I was in jail for about 40 minutes, my mother decided not to press charges and I was left with a caution on my name or whatever, DNA was done, photo was done, shoes taken off and all that junk. Anyway, the main part was, that whilst they drove me back home, I started to speak to both the police officers.. they seemed like arrogant teenagers but they were in their 30's/40's... they had no passion for solving crimes and giving justice to the people. I asked them quite a few questions and carefully watched and listened to how they reacted.. they said that they enjoyed going to a call and seeing what the situation was, I actually hinted about helping people in a subtle way but they were blind to that fact. It seems to me, police officers are people who have no respect for the public, they see the public as the enemy to them, and if the regulations that's being told to them it's "ok" to do such things (like in this case) then this will drive them further into CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR themselves, but of course, they are the 'law' so, they are totally clear.. The police force needs to be refined, I don't want criminals and corrupt policemen in the workforce. The way I see it, the government is being driven by an agender to increase crime, promote terrorism, fuel racism (specifically muslims and so on), putting more and more money into CCTV cameras and the like, creating a huge database of DNA samples from as many people as possible.. All this leads to huge corruption, depopulation, and a huge push for Nazi like ideologies trying to kill all muslims/blacks and so on.

  22. Climbing Tree is a crime?? by William+Robinson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    [rant]I mean, call me crazy, but do cops have nothing else to do on this earth, except arresting innocent kids?? WTF they think they were doing?? Somebody needs to sit down and explain them how to perform their duties without creating too much nuisance with all the powers showered on them.

    Sorry to rant, but I feel disgusted with law enforcement agencies lately.

    Why the parents have to be under constant pressure, whether their kids will be in trouble for doing something innocent over the web, that might qualify as hacking, the websites they visit, the files they download, the files they share and so on.[/rant]

    Are we losing humanity in cops?? Makes me sick of them. Sorry...

    1. Re:Climbing Tree is a crime?? by StarTux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know there was once a time when the cop would simply walk a beat, in doing this he actually built a bond between him and those he was supposed to protect. Also he knew from doing this who was likely to be "good" or "bad" if something went down. Ever since they took to driving around in cars this bond has been broken and they now just respond to calls without the humanity behind it.

      Just my opinion,

      Matt

  23. Mulitple Complaints to police? by NosTROLLdamus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    How about if the fucking people who saw them climbing the tree talked to them instead of calling the fucking police?

    Oh, no! Three twelve year olds having fun! I better call the fucking cops!

    The people who called in are probably chatting with those kids' parents right now about how the police over-reacted.

    1. Re:Mulitple Complaints to police? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about if the fucking people who saw them climbing the tree talked to them instead of calling the fucking police?

      Because the parents of said kids will then instigate a suit against the 'fucking people' for harassing thier kids.

      Calling the cops is one thing ("Hey...there's some kids screwing up this tree!").....what the cops (and the legal system) then do is quite another.

  24. CCTV by Unknown_monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm surprised that this valuable forest was not guarded by CCTV, then the police wouldn't have had to wait for neighbors to call them.
    "Bob, forget screen 3, it's just a bank robbery. Look at screen 9, those kids! They're molesting nature! Call out the Worcestershire & Sherwood Foresters Regiment!"

    Carp man, Brits need some real problems if forest molestation is a major police issue.

  25. Re:The parents agree by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have heard of a lot of teens and college kids, not to mention full adults, breaking down upon being arrested and thrown in jail. Especially when they don't understand what's going on. Being totally powerless will do that to you.

    If you are worried about hyperbole in the article, I'm interested in the police claim that they kids were trying to strip ever branch from the cherry tree. Now, I haven't seen this important civic landmark (not entirely sarcastic: trees can be significant, although it didn't really sound like this one was, except from the police description), but your typical tree has a lot of branches, many of which a 12-year-old would be hard-pressed indeed to remove. Of course, we might speculate that the kids had saws and axes, but then we're stuck trying to explain why that wasn't mentioned by the police defending their actions. So that brings us back to the question: how likely was it to the police that the kids were trying to strip the tree and kill it? Did they really believe that? If so, should we trust their testimony and their judgement on this and other case?

  26. Unbelievable by Frag-A-Muffin · · Score: 5, Informative

    FTFA (bolded text was done by me):

    Questioned by police, the scared friends admitted they had broken some loose branches because they had wanted to build a tree house, but said they did not realise what they had done was wrong.

    Officers considered charging the children with criminal damage but eventually decided a reprimand - the equivalent of a caution for juveniles - was sufficient.

    I can think of many other people to be arresting for criminal damage.

    What the heck is this world coming to? Kids playing in a tree, break a few branches and get arrested (and DNA tested!? WTF?). Meanwhile, corporations are allowed to get away with this garbage. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with world ... civilized my ass.

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  27. Lucky kids by sedmonds · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the same country where police executed an unarmed and immobilized man for wearing a winter coat on the subway. These kids should count their blessings.

    1. Re:Lucky kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Jean Charles de Menezes was not wearing a winter coat, but a normal denim jacket ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Charles_de_Menez es ); false "eyewitness" reports are the source for the misinformation about his "suspicious" clothing. Despite his normal appearance and behavior, he was still gunned down in cold blood by men who face no consequences. War is peace.

  28. hey, why not? by jimfinity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    you can already get fined hundreds of dollars in my town if you're a kid (less than 18 years old) and out past midnight on a public sidewalk

    heck, once i was pulled over under the guise of having out-of-date lisence plates, when in reality i was being pulled over because the police officer thought i had too many teenagers in my car and i looked suspicious.

    the police officer actually asked everyone in my car for our IDs and looked each of us over before saying "you want to hear a funny joke? your plates aren't actually expired, i just thought they were when i started pulling you over and had to commit to the pull over"

    yeah right, lady. real "funny joke"

  29. that's the only way... by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Going "too far" is the only way to expand what they can legitimately do. Many people will find what the cops did to be excessive, but they will want to give them the benefit of the doubt because of their job, so they'll defend the cops anyway. Then, what that person considers "acceptable" will adapt to what they've already defended, and the next time it happens, they won't have that initial feeling of uneasiness, and this level of police interference (or whatever you want to call it) will effectively become "normal," meaning it will no longer be objectionable. The bar for what the cops have to do to qualify as "too much" will have raised, and the police by definition get a bit more power and leeway.

    It's just like the people who said "if it turns out Iraq doesn't have a WMD program, then I will oppose the war," and when Iraq was found to lack a WMD program, they still supported the war, because once you're in, rationalizations and prevarications are too easy to muster to maintain consistency. You don't want to waffle, do you? On the other end of the spectrum, leftists didn't want to acknowledge the excesses of Stalinism, because they had chosen a side. Loyalty to any party or ideology is incompatible with integrity.

  30. Re:Anti-social behavior... by Quasicorps · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's look at it like this:

    The children admitted to breaking public property by damaging the tree, planning to build a "tree den", and by damaging it, they broke the law, and the law states that law breakers should be arrested and dealt with. Technically, the police officers have done nothing wrong.

    So until there is a complete overhaul of how we treat the law, we cannot complain about individual situations like this. It's obviously common sense that they were treated harshly and there was a total overreaction, but it isn't a legal overreaction. It's procedure. We need as a society to be able to adapt and interpret situations differently, especially in legal cases, where the law does not end up doing more harm than good. If the law has a negative effect, how can anyone respect it? Governments need to rethink this and apply a whole new subjective filter to how situations are dealt with, and officers should not fear punishment for not following procedure if it goes against common sense.

  31. ...as long as they learn in the right context by StreetStealth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just hope that their parents reinforce this in the right way. "Yes, dear, the police shouldn't have done that. Sometimes the people in charge do bad things." and not "Well, sorry, dear, I guess you need to be more careful out there. These are uncertain times, and it's best just to go with the flow."

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  32. They're just protecting us from the terrorists. by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Informative

    Where I live, some kids were charged with "terroristic activities" after they used baking soda to create "bombs" out of plastic bottles. As a result, the school system is now mandating that students use clear plastic backpacks at all times next year. Sure, everybody will know when little Suzie's on the rag now, but we all know kids will treat such subjects with maturity, and it's all worth it if we can save even one plastic bottle.

    Granted, such activity should not be tolerated in school, but when I was a kid we called them pranks, not terrorist plots.

  33. Re:Slashdot? by SinGunner · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This was my original thought as well, but then I thought a little deeper. When we say "NEWS FOR NERDS", we mean for the people who are nerds, not for "NERDS". As nerds tend to be the better informed, not only on "nerdy" issues, it seems that a vast majority of us are interested in the global climate, and our slowly decaying rights. As a individuals, we realize that change can not be left to take place on its own. By discussing this sort of thing in an open and broad community, such as that which we represent, we may come to the same understanding on a community level, which is what is NECESSARY to enact change.

    There will come a time when a few of us stand up and begin to take action. When this time comes, it will not be the actions of those few that determine the outcome, but the actions of the whole community. Thereby, I encourage the continued exhibition of violations of our rights in not only this, but all public (and hopefully objective) forums.

  34. Re:The parents agree by walnutmon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Listen, I don't like kids either... But you my friend... Are an idiot.

    Getting thrown in jail is a very good reason to be crying uncontrollably. Expecially if you didn't do anything wrong. It is very difficult to have no control of a situation. You would probably be sobbing. Give up on the macho crap, it's stupid.

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  35. Re:If they'd only chopped down the tree instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Maybe they popped its cherry?

    Gotta protect the underage cherries.

  36. Re:The parents agree by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I probably would have been harder on the police department, but one has to wonder about the 12-year-old's responses to their experience

    No one doesn't. Kids climb trees. They don't normally get arrested for it. Their responses were normal.

    These infant-willed "preteens" didn't belong in a 20 foot cherry tree.

    Maybe you've never seen a tree before. So you might want to sit down for this.

    20 feet is actually quite short for a tree. Most people would consider that a shrub, not a tree.

    When you climb a shrub or a tree, it is not necessary or even possible to climb up to the very highest leaves at the top. They won't hold your weight. Therefore the fact that the tree height is 20 feet strongly indicates that these kids were at a much lower height at the time of their arrest. They were probably at varying heights from zero to about ten- the article doesn't say. This would further indicate that emotional stability (as determined by an arrest) need not be a prerequisite for climbing shrubbery.

  37. Re:Anti-social behavior... by eonlabs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's obvious.
    How can anyone be social without being on World of Warcraft.
    There's no chatrooms in that cherry tree.
    Disgusting how antisocial those chidlers were being.
    What is this world coming to when children go outside to 'play' in 'trees'
    Somebody give them a copy of GTA. We'll fix them up good.

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  38. The Daily Mail is part of the yellow press by jpetts · · Score: 4, Informative

    While it was not (yet) as bad as The Sun when I left the UK in 2002, the Daily Mail was a strident, hysterical, sensationalist muckracking journal well on its way to parity. I would believe maybe 15-20% of what is reported here as "fact". The paper also carries a political/social agenda on just about everything, and I suspect very strongly that we are seeing an extremely distorted story that is being "economical with the truth".

    So, if -- and that's a VERY big if -- everything reported is true I deplore it, but I have serious doubts as to whether the story is at all objective.

    If the Mail was looking for a reaction, I'm sure it got what it was after.

    It's interesting that Google News and Google proper only carry two reports of this, and there is no mention on the BBC web site (as of 21.38 PDT).

    This has all the hallmarks of a carefully manufactured and groomed story deisgned to garner publicty and web page impressions.

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    1. Re:The Daily Mail is part of the yellow press by D.+Book · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One unfortunate realisation in my years as a slashdot reader is that if a story is so outrageous makes my blood boil, it often turns out to be based on distortions or blatant lies. So just as soon as I began typing my enraged reply, I paused to check its veracity. I found the same lack of coverage you mentioned on Google News, and not being familiar with Britain's Daily Mail, I checked its Wikipedia entry and wasn't surprised to read indications it's one of their most dubious tabloids.

      But I also found the following article on the website of the "West Midlands Police Federation", which appears at least to confirm the story is not a complete fabrication:

      http://www.westmidspolfed.com/directnews/article.a sp?articleid=17383816

      I must say that their actions seem outrageous even if you rely on their account of children "vandalising" a "council-owned" "ornamental cherry tree" and leave out The Daily Mail's telling of the story. Most revealing, I think, is this quote:

      "West Midlands Police deals robustly with anti-social behaviour. By targeting what may seem relatively low-level crime, we aim to prevent it developing into more serious matters."

      In other words, "zero-tolerance" appears to be the basis for their actions, and this mindset has become entrenched so deeply into police culture that they can consider children messing about with a tree to be grounds for their arrest and a precursor to more serious "crime".

  39. in Britain, since 1998 by tetromino · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Thank you, Tony Blair. Having created a crime-free paradise (by American standards), the British government has proceeded to outlaw merely unpleasant behaviour.

  40. Coming up next on "Ask Slashdot": by Riktov · · Score: 2, Funny

    -OSCON just wrapped up. What do you think of it?
    -Just in general, not specifically related to the treehouse story, are cops fascist thugs sometimes?
    -Bill Gates has a bazillion dollars. Isn't that too much?
    -Does this dress make me look fat?

  41. Re:The parents agree, "Ni"! by patrixmyth · · Score: 2, Funny

    A shrubbery, you say?

    I have just one question, were these "children" in possession of a Herring? Ah yes, just as I thought. Indeed, plainly this caper was part of that infamous criminal cohort the Knights who 'til recently said "Ni", now commonly referred to as the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".

    http://lorien.sdsu.edu/~carroll/shrub.html

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  42. Nice place, this Halesowen by whitehatlurker · · Score: 3, Informative

    150 quid for littering, kids ordered to clean up hop scotch grid. This place is definitely one of the must see places in the UK. Unless you're from a civilised country.

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  43. Re:The parents agree by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How many trees do corporations, land owners, and the government itself chop down every day? My guess would be more than one!

    Break a branch, become a criminal, go to jail.

    Raze a forest, become a Captain of Industry, go to government.

    KFG

  44. Re:The parents agree by dargon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Heh, I made the mistake of trying that when I was a kid, great big willow tree, probably 30 feet tall. I could pretty much get right to the top, of course 1 bad step on the way down and I was in a world of hurt for about 2 weeks, still have the remnants of the scar on my chest where I kinda fell past a ragged branch on the way down. I was real lucky in that fall though, only got the wind knocked out of me, 5 feet in the wrong direction and I would have landed on the big root that was partially sticking above ground by about 6 inches. Soft grass/dirt or hard wooden log, hmm, I'll take the grass thanks ;)

  45. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I will type small words so you grok:

    It ... was ... a ... tree

    On ... public ... land

    There ought to be nothing wrong with kids playing in public trees, and I'd be willing to bet my house that the tree will survive an afternoon's attention from 3 twelve-year-olds.

    Nice spin put on it by the police spokesman "destroying an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it". It was a tree in a public park, not a centrepiece of an arrangement. I'd love to see the twelve-year-old who could "strip every branch" from a tree... Certainly the ones in the picture didn't look up to it. Hercules'd have problems.

    My dictionary defines "destroying" as "to put an end to the existence of". Somewhat emotive language for a few broken twigs, I feel. You don't lock young kids up over a few broken twigs; if you do anything, you drive them home and let their parents give them merry hell for being delivered home by the police.

    Or you could just let them play. It's a friggin' tree!

    Simon

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  46. Good point, but.... by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You raise an interesting point: are the police responding this strongly -- too strongly -- because no one else will?

    Today I was riding my bike home from work when I passed a car stopped by the side of a busy road, next to a small park with a bike path. The passenger's side door was open, and a girl about age 10 was standing by it crying. I stopped to watch, surprised. The girl was talking to someone in the car, and she would half get in the car, then step back, then repeat, crying all the time.

    What do you think was going on? Doesn't look good, does it? Doesn't that make it remarkable that, as I approached on my bike, and while I was stopped, about three or four other people walked, jogged or rode on bikes past, and of course about two dozen cars drove by -- and no one else stopped? It was also in clear view of some new condos across the street that sell for upwards of $500,000 -- but no one came out of them.

    I went up to the girl, and, staying well back (to help the girl feel safe), I looked more closely. In the car was a woman with another child. I asked the child her name, whether the woman was her mother, and whether she wanted to get in the car. She told me her name, said it was her mother, and that she did want to get in the car. The woman said it was her child, and that the girl wanted to get in the car, but wasn't being allowed to because she was in a "time out." I assume the woman was driving when she stopped and put the child out of the car at the side of the road as some kind of punishment. The girl would then be crying because she feared she was about to be abandoned.

    After thinking it all through for a bit, I believed the woman. The girl and the woman and the other child in the car looked alike (all blonde wavy hair, similar face, and so on), and when I talked to the little girl she drew away from me and closer to the woman -- that is, she seemed instinctively to trust the woman more than me. The woman's story seemed unlikely for an abductor -- silly, unrehearsed, unlikely to soothe suspicion. So I didn't call the cops. (I did suggest to the woman that, as one parent to another, my advice would be to avoid disciplining her 10-year-old by pretending to abandon her on the side of the road. I said this rather less forcefully than I would have if her children had not been in earshot. For example, I did not call her a fscking idiot who should have been sterilized at menarche.)

    I'm still bothered by whether I did the right thing, although the girl climbed in the car after I talked to her seemingly willingly enough, and the car drove off not in any obvious hurry. I hope I wasn't too trusting.

    But my point is that it was very noticeable to me that no one else wanted to get involved. Dozens of other adults passed close by and saw what I did -- no one else stopped to take a closer look, make sure the girl was OK.

    Perhaps we have come to delegate some of what used to be our normal social responsibility to our fellow man to the police. Small wonder that these things happen, then, although I wish they wouldn't.

    1. Re:Good point, but.... by SamSim · · Score: 2, Informative

      In a situation like that, in addition to anything else you do, my advice is to get the licence plate. Jot it down on your hand or something. It might be nothing, but it might be everything. You can put it on a scrap of paper in your wallet and throw it away in a month when you find it again.

    2. Re:Good point, but.... by mutterc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You probably did the right thing. Children getting abducted by strangers is very rare (anyone got real stats? I'm too lazy). Bruce Schneier's book Beyond Fear has some good stuff about our tendencies to mis-estimate risks, especially for rare events.

      Example: I vaguely remember reading somewhere that more people are killed by pigs each year than terrorists, yet we don't have a War On Pork.

  47. I have the justification by Atario · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nerds everywhere should be deeply concerned about tree traversal being made illegal.

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    1. Re:I have the justification by Lars+T. · · Score: 4, Funny

      But they were pruning the tree, leaving it unballanced! Tree traversal that damages the data is not good.

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    2. Re:I have the justification by mrogers · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next thing you know they'll be smoking hashtables behind the bike sheds.

  48. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Varmint01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even if the kids were doing exactly as the police claim they were, stripping every branch in a malicious manner, that is quite simply not a crime which warrants a DNA sample to be put on file. There's NO justification for that.

    The parents really ought to sue the police department to have the DNA samples destroyed and removed from the database, then continue on and sue them for emotional damages. Magnify the pain: sue the department, sue the individual officers involved, sue their superiors, and drag it out as long as is physically possible. If they've got enough resources to spend time and effort jailing and DNA sampling 12 year olds, then they can certainly spare some for legal fees to defend their actions. I know this sounds like a sue-happy idiot talking, but the police went way out of line and are, as usual, totally unapologetic about it. The only way to get them to stop is to show them that there are brutal consequences for such actions. The entire department has to suffer in order to create a culture where they'll think twice about doing it again.

  49. George orwells vision by way2trivial · · Score: 3, Insightful

    for some, 1984 is a warning/vision of a dark future..
    for others (elected officals and the like) it's actually quite erotic..

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  50. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by mezis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has anyone here even considered the possibility that the three kids were spoiled brats that desperately needed the education they didn't receive from their parents?

    Like being punished for destroying others' stuff (including public stuff) ?

    This story itself is possibly a flamebait, on the "damn stupid cops" motto.

    2e-2 euros.

  51. Re:Best response to cops: act scared as hell by Unicorn+Giggles · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds incredibly stupid, but is effective as all hell. I did just that and even ended up calling the cop ossifer and he ended up forgetting that i was going 55 in a 30, and asked if I was hiding drugs, then when I did not object when he asked if i would mind him taking a look in my car he let me go with a verbal warning...total time elapsed 7 minutes. total time for a friend of mine getting pulled over for driving by a gas station on the highway with his radio a little loud: 2 hours 32 minutes (I was there and ended up getting home late) abject terror helps speed the process along, and no one likes to beat obvious pussies, then they look like dicks.

  52. Re:The parents agree by jeremymiles · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Possibly it wasn't mentioned because this was reported in the Daily Mail, a nasty, right wing, petty-minded paper, which sometimes doesn't seem to have a great deal of regard for the truth, and has more regard for pushing it's own agenda.

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  53. Re:The parents agree by xenobyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the action should be justified, we're talking an army of kids armed with chainsaws and other powertools cutting down dozens of trees while they yelled obscene words and tortured the wildlife encountered. Three children breaking off a few branches by hand should never EVER result in any form of police action. Why call the police and not just go to the tree and tell the kids to please stop? - It's not like these kids looked like hardline gang members (picture available in the article)... But I guess it's easier to call the cops and exaggerate enough for them to come.

    Hmmm... I wonder whether the report that caused the police response where akin to the first variant decribed above ("Help, a gang of kids are destroying or cherry trees!") or something else. Anyway, I sure once the police actually showed up they had to make up something in order not to look too stupid. They failed miserably though.

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  54. Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by MikeHunt69 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I live in Australia now, but I'm writing this from the perspective of living the last 5 or so years in the UK (east london in particular).

    Police in the UK in the last few years have had pressure to crack down on young 'hooligans' roaming the streets at night causing damage. I don't think that these kids were doing anything wrong, but there were plenty of 12 year olds I saw in my time in the UK that should have definately been reprimanded for their actions, if not locked up.

    Some examples.. My mother came over to visit me and on the first evening she was in London she had an (uneaten) apple thrown at her while walking from the station to my house, hitting her in the chest. This was delibrately thrown from across the street from one of a group of around 15 10-15 year olds.

    When cycling home one day, a couple of kids on a scooter travelling in the opposite direction suddenly stopped. The kid on the back threw an egg, which hit me in the shoulder. I was going around 17-18mph at the time and it didn't tickle. My friend had the same thing happen a few years earlier, except it was thrown from a moving car in north london. It hit him in the eye and he has lost partial sight in one eye.

    I couldn't park a car on the street for more than a couple of weeks, or it would get broken in to. I'm fairly sure it was kids, since the car was never driven away, just the window smashed or the lock broken.

    When walking home through a small park, another one of my friends was struck on the back of the head by a full 2L PET drink bottle. The kid still had the bottle in his hand and when my friend turned around, there were 5-6 or so kids ready to "go at it". My friend just walked away.

    One or two 12 year olds are nothing to worry about. But 10-15 little bastards, some with kitchen knives or metal pipes or whatever have the capability to kill 2-3 adults. And get away with it! because they know nothing will happen to them because they are kids. They know all their rights and none of their responsabilities.

    It's situations like this that ABSO's were created, which is why I'm all for them.

    1. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by isorox · · Score: 3, Informative

      struck on the back of the head by a full 2L PET drink bottle. The kid still had the bottle in his hand and when my friend turned around, there were 5-6 or so kids ready to "go at it"

      It's situations like this that ABSO's were created, which is why I'm all for them.

      No, it's situations like this (assault) that PRISONS were created.

      All an asbo does is say "Don't do it again". ASBOs are relavent when somebody is repeatadly causing a nuisence but not actually breaking any laws -- e.g. loud music every night.

    2. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by Alsee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's situations like this that ABSO's were created, which is why I'm all for them.

      I am absolutely baffled by that statement. In fact your post just further points out exactly how insane and unconscionable ABSOs are.

      You listed examples of people committing violence - which is a genuine criminal act and already covered by criminal law. Whether you did or did not legally persue these various examples, either way I fail to see how it is supposed to be any sort of argument supporting ASBOs. I had an "anti-social punk" problem. He didn't like that I spoke with "his" girl, he decided that I had violated "his" territory by being present at "his" strip mall, he punched me, and I had him arrested for the actual crime of assault and battery.

      The only other example you cited was vandalism to your car. Guess what? That's an actual crime too! Not that that presents any legitimate support for ASBOs either. If you knew who was vandalizing your car then you can persue it as a crime, and if you can't find out who is was then that still fails to provide any sane supporting argument for ASBOs.

      It's not merely a matter of ABSOs being too wildly open to abuse to be tolerable in any sane and just legal system... once you remove examples of using ABSOs against people committing actual crimes who should be prosecuted under the actual criminal laws for those crimes... once you remove those cases... there is as far as I can tell virtually no use left for ABSOs but for unconscionable legal abuses.

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    3. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by kahei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am absolutely baffled by that statement.

      Here, let me help you.

      You're used to the US system. It might surprise you to learn that in the UK, if 10 12-year-olds get together to trash a nearby shop because they're bored, there is nothing anyone can do about it. If they decide to throw a brick through your car window in (of all places) King's Road, Chelsea, there is nothing anyone can do about it. If they have a corner where they go to hang out so they can yank passing female cyclists off their bicycles, there's nothing anyone can do about it. I am merely giving examples from my own direct experience of 5 years in the UK.

      Obviously, a criminal justice system exists on paper. You have to appreciate that knowing that something " is a genuine criminal act and already covered by criminal law" DOES NOT HELP when it happens to Y-O-U.

      Hence, ASBOS. Yes, they are there to work around the original justice system. Cry me a fucking river. *You* are sitting in a country that has effective law enforcement (of street-level crime, at least). *I* am sitting in a country where if you ride a bicycle through a town at midnight on a Friday you're liable to get glassed, and if you do, everyone will consider it to be really your fault for not cowering at home blaming Society and The Establishment the way real English people do.

      I wish every whiner who's never been outside the US and is posting to this thread with 'Oh NoEs!! teH Police STate pwnz teh English!!!one' had to live in England for a couple of years like me and the grandparent poster -- I reckon we'd soon see a dramatic shift toward the Right in the specific area of criminal law enforcement.

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    4. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here here! That's exactly what I was thinking.

      This is similar to the cell phone while driving law issue -- why do we need one when there are already laws against driving distracted or dangerously? If the person is driving poorly, call the police on them, whether its because of their cell phone or from looking for a CD on the floor. There's no need for frivilous laws just to scare the public into specific behaviours that don't necessarily apply to everyone.

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  55. Re:FP by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 5, Funny
    FOX News: "This just in. Young terrorists plan tree attack. Country placed on orange alert. CIA notes Osama Bin Laden likes to eat cherries. Coincidence? We think not! We turn now to commentary by Ann Coulter."

    Coulter: "I'm sure the mothers of these brats are only trying to cash in on the publicity generated when these terrorists-in-training assassinate god-fearing citizens from their lofty perch using liberal weapons of mass destruction."

    FOX: "Such as?"

    Coulter: "Lethal b-b guns. Poison darts."

    FOX: "And what about Bin Laden?"

    Coulter: "Hates American trees. Wants to crash planes into them all."

    > FOX: "What would you do to protect us?"

    Coulter: "Cut down all the trees. Keep the terrorists out of them. Castrate all liberals."

    FOX: "God bless America."

    Coulter: "It's all Clinton's fault. Oh, and buy all my books."

    FOX: "Did you really have your Adam's Apple surgically removed so you could pass as female?"

    Coulter: withering sneer.

  56. Re:Some ambiguity in the readers' comments too by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tony's isn't even there yet, he's in Georgy's pocket.

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  57. Lack of Community by teaX0r · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Part of the problem (aside from simple stupidity) is that people increasingly do not live in the tightly knit communities of the past. If the police knew the parents and the kids in the community they would have likely told the kids to leave the tree alone and informed the parents that there was a problem. In this instance the police "followed procedure" instead of common sense because they did not know the families and did not consider the human elements of the situation. Their actions also show how the growth in population dilutes the power of the individual's vote. The police and their politician bosses might be more thoughtful if they believed that this heavy-handed act would result in their dismissals.

    The UK seems well on the way to becoming a police state. They have cameras on every street and they cannot own the means to defend themselves. Of course, we are seeing more stories like this on our side of the pond. The only way the US will resist this trend is to turn to Libertarianism and demand that the Bill of Rights be respected by all branches of government.

  58. It starts with cutting down one cherry tree by dbIII · · Score: 4, Funny
    Of course the British police are worried.

    It starts off with just cutting down one cherry tree as a kid. Then - I shall not tell a lie - it can lead to organising the overthrow of the British rulers in a revloution lasting years, assisted by the (gasp) French and the establishment of another country where people even drive on the other side of the road out of spite.

  59. Re:I can't help thinking... by RLiegh · · Score: 2, Informative

    "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makesthem. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. ... Create a nation of law-breakers, and then you cash in on the guilt."

    -Ayn Rand "Atlas Shrugged", Chapter III, "White Blackmail"

  60. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by badfish99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The police in the UK are trying to build a DNA sample database of the entire population.

    So far, they have only got permission to take samples if they arrest someone; this may explain their willingness to arrest everyone they can, for the most trivial reasons. The law then allows the sample to be retained indefinitely, even if the person is released with no charge (hence, the parents cannot sue).

    The UK is rapidly becoming one of the countries with the most draconian social controls in the Western world.

  61. Actually, legal liability is more the cause... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...for inaction.

    In today's sue happy (and criminal prosecution happy) world, people don't dare get anywhere near other people's kids. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A SINGLE, CHILDLESS MALE. Just the the mere accusation of having molested a child is to be handed a lifetime sentence that will never escape you. Even if you are proven innocent without a doubt, people will ALWAYS think you just haven't been "caught" this time.

  62. My own experence by zakezuke · · Score: 3, Funny

    I lived in a small town back east for a time, and I spent alot of time climbing trees. In these small towns there is "always" that one person who's purpose in life is to make everyone else's life miserable. One day the building inspector arivies... in regards to my treehouse. It seems even in small towns in order to build a treehouse you need a building permit. Extreme but fair enough. But the thing is, there was no tree house, there was no building or construction on ANY level. It was a cushion in a tree. It didn't even stay in the tree, it wasn't tied down. And the electrical inspector arived as well, which in "all" fairness I did own a radio but used batteries, so I *imagine* someone "could" have thought I was using house current. And then the fire department, the fire department arived, two trucks full sirens... I have NO idea why, by this point building and electrical went off to discuss the matter with the fire department. A police car drive by but didn't stop. While they wouldn't "say" who issued the complaint, it was rather clear who did as all three took a visit to that house down the street and gave someone a firm talking to about issuing false complaints. No treehouse, no electricity, no fire.

    This being said, there will "always" be some bozo who complains. Perhaps the reason is justified, perhaps they are totally off their rocker. In this case, perhaps the kids needed a firm talking at worst, a friendly talking to at best. I lack any clear information at to the ownership of this tree.

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  63. Re:The parents agree by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they were crying because they had been "sucking it up".

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  64. Re:The parents agree, "Ni"! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, what sad times are these when parents can say Ni at will to policemen. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

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  65. Re:The parents agree by gotih · · Score: 2, Insightful

    when i was a kid there were 5 climbable trees (the sugar maple's branches were too high) in my yard. i spent so much time in those trees, like natural jungle gyms. my friends and i would time each other to see who could climb to a certain branch the fastest. my arms were scraped from rough bark but i never fell.

    i think adults want kids to act like adults which is sad.

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  66. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by $rtbl_this · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A friend of mine recently resigned from the police for this reason. Apparently he had arrest quotas to be met, leading to him being effectively forced to arrest some people who he thought would be better served with a warning. Everyone nicked in this way had their DNA put on record, even though in a lot of cases there was no intent to prosecute. In the end he couldn't stomach the cynicism beheind this policy and resigned on principle, for which I salute him.

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  67. Holy Cow! by D.A.+Zollinger · · Score: 3, Informative

    That whole law is utterly rubbish! The Law;
    * dictates child rearing and punishment,
    * allows police to disperse groups of any TWO people at will,
    * bans immitation weapons,
    * allows city councils to label any publicly displayed painting or artwork as "graffiti" and order the land owner to remove it at their cost (even if they weren't the ones to create it),
    * if you have 20 or more people on your property, or in your house, police can label it a rave, and incarcerate everyone at said "rave,"
    * allows city councils to set a hight limit on plants so as to not block the light onto your neighbor's property, and charge a fee to perform the maintainance if the owner is not willing to cut their plants down to size,
    * Strengthens ASBOs which basically criminalizes behavior that is otherwise lawful.

    If the United States were to pass such a law, I would call the USA a lost cause, and move to Mexico.

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  68. Destroying a tree by nuggz · · Score: 4, Informative

    Read the article, they weren't climbing a tree, they were ripping it apart.

    To the 12-year-old friends planning to build themselves a den, the cherry tree seemed an inviting source of material.
    Climbing doesn't get you wood.

    Officers considered charging the children with criminal damage but eventually decided a reprimand - the equivalent of a caution for juveniles - was sufficient.
    They got off with a warning.

    As far as DNA samples, well maybe if the UK wasn't so focused on getting everyons DNA they wouldn't have done so.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_National_DNA_Datab ase

  69. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Dunkirk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just spent a month in Europe, including a week and a half in England. They have laws protecting anything but the smallest saplings from any sort of damage. It's supposed to protect their historical landscape. You can't even trim or cut down trees IN YOUR OWN YARD without approval from their equivalent of the city council. The fact that this tree was on PUBLIC land on INCREASES the agitation they would feel about kids tearing a limb or two off of it.

    The tree business is just one example. Most new construction in the country uses brick on the exterior, and tile on the roof, so that everything matches the buildings that have already been standing for hundreds of years. It's all part of their culture to preserve their heritage.

    So, the police have just done exactly what their laws say ought to have been done. Slashdot needs to be arguing about the culture that promotes this sort of thinking, which results in this sort of law and behavior.

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  70. Then why did you let them in? by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I had a cop approach me today, said someone called 911 from my home. I know this is BS; nobody's home at all, cept for me and I'm heading out.

    So they showed up with a bs story about getting a 911 call and you granted them a search on that? I'm all for being polite and cooperative but I'm not going to reward them for giving me a bullshit story. I would have asked for the dispatch non-emergency number and called them right on the spot. Helpful and polite, yes, but I'm not giving them permission to enter.

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  71. God bless.... Armerica? by CharonX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh well, there was that guy who was arrested for taking pictures (using his phone-camera) of Cops arresting a drugdealer. Charges: Obstruction of justice (eh?) and trespassing (he was on his own doorstep), and yeah, there are witnesses that can confirm both. Then we have that nice she-cop that decided to arrest two lost young women that asked another cop for directions (after only recieving rudeness as an answer from her) on charges of trespassing... on a public road. And now we have a cop who arrest 12 year old kinds for climbing up a tree and breaking off a couple of small branches. Yeah, somebody should have told them that doing that in a public park is not OK, but arresting them, DNAing them? Next time they go for exitement they better start shoplifting, that has less severer "first offense" outcomes. God bless America (and Great Britan) - they are on the best way to become a police state, wherer "to serve and protect" means "... the goverment and our own whims".

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  72. So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers? by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The perfect reply to this argument (which comes up every time someone mentions that most cops are assholes) is this: a McDonald's employee has more accountability than a cop does. As a 16 year old burger-flipper, if a customer acts like a complete asshole--even going so far as to yelling and cussing you out--you are NOT allowed to verbally abuse the customer in return in any way, shape or form. At most you can ask him/her to leave the building, that's it.

    Years ago, I worked at McDonald's for four months and a very good friend of mine was punched in the face. Through a plate glass window. A woman tried to order at the pickup window, was told she needed to drive around again, so she punched through the drive-through window, hitting my friend in the face. If she (my friend) had hit her back, there's not a doubt in my mind that she would have lost her job. Instead, she walked away calmly and called her supervisor and the police.

    Now, I'm not implying that the police shouldn't use force when necessary. I'm also not denying that they're human too, that it's a nasty, dirty job and I'm sure it's really rough on them. But you know what? Working at McDonald's is in many was rougher (if you doubt this, I could tell you some more horror stories... absolutely the worst 4 months of my life, period.), and yet their workers are held to a much higher standard than the police. Why is that? Why do so many of us make allowances for the police to exercise HUGE leaps of personal discretion, to bend the law whenever it suits them? It's a tough job, but they chose it and we shouldn't let them bend the rules (or ignore them) whenever they feel like it. I saw a TON of asshole customers at McDonalds, yet I didn't say a foul word to any of them. I didn't spit in their food either (no one did--they would've been fired on the spot.) I did my job as professionally as I could, regardless of how shitty I was treated.

    And I was a fucking fry cook!

    Please please please please PLEASE tell me we can hold our police officers up to the same standards as our burger flippers.

  73. I can see the commercial now... by XJHardware · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unbeknownst to these children we've secretly switched their country with new freeze-dried Third Reich. Let's watch and see their reaction.

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  74. Re:Silver Lining by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If there's anything England needs right now, it's a nice, healthy distrust of law enforcement.

    I disagree. What we need right now is a nice, healthy distrust of our government, and the laws it makes and policies it sets.

    The law enforcement people, whether it's police or any other agency, are just the guys with the unfortunate job of enforcing those policies. A lot of them are decent people - I've dealt with the police on a handful of occasions (never on the wrong side of the law) and generally found them individually to be pleasant, professional and well-meaning.

    The problem is, as always, the exceptions who are not so inclined, just as most of our society are good people but we still have criminals. Combine laws that are open to abuse with law enforcement people who are willing to abuse them, and that is when problems happen.

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  75. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Digz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Kudos for him.. It's always good to see someone stand up for their principles..

    Unfortunately, however, this only means that his spot was filled by someone either without those principles - or who is unwilling to stand up for his/her principles..

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  76. Mistake in the article by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is a mistake in the article. It states that the police records will be kept fo five years. This is not strictly accurate as the DNA samples will be kept indefinitely on the UK's national DNA database.

  77. Dear editors. by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's a handy little editorial device you might want to learn: [sic]. From wikipedia, "Sic is a Latin word meaning "thus", "so", or "just as that". In writing, it is italicized and placed within square brackets [sic] to indicate that an incorrect or unusual spelling, phrase, or other preceding quoted material is a verbatim reproduction of the quoted original and is not a transcription error."

    Proper use of this device will shift the blame for grammatical stupidity away from you and onto the submitter where it rightfully belongs.

    Yours in pointless pedantry,
    Acy

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  78. Military Police by Like2Byte · · Score: 2, Informative

    Back in the day (1976-ish) my father was in the Marines. We lived on a Marine base. My older brother (he was 12) and two of his friends were playing in a creek. They followed the creek (which was beside a road) looking for frogs. At one point a vehicle pulled up and out jumped two armed Marines - guns fully drawn and pointed them at my brother and his friends. They were hand-cuffed, arrested and tossed in a cell.

    Then they made the requisite phone calls to their parents. They couldn't reach the first two kids' parents when they called my father. They told him that his boy was in the base brig. They also told him that if he knew the parents of the other boys that he should contact them. They gave my father the boys' names and my father grinned ear-to-ear.

    Yadda, yadda, yadda.

    The base CO had the two MPs severely reprimanded, stripped of rank and transferred for type writer maintanence in Poedunk, Alaska for pulling guns on his two boys and my brother.

    Moral of the story - Don't pull weapons on the base COs children.

  79. "Anti Social Behavior" by takeya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This phrase has seemed to pop up in a lot of British crime articles. Can anyone from across the pond explain to me what exactly it is?

    They seem to be using it as an excuse to arrest, harass and imprison anybody for any reason, on the basis that they were doing something "anti-social."

    And what's wrong with being anti-social anyway? Some people are shy, some people have strange tastes and interests. I know I am not the epitome of a social butterfly.

    Worst we've got in America is a recent rash of police arresting people from photographing their encounters, which, given the number of police in this country, seems to be more rare than people in Britain being branded "anti social" for chewing japanese cabbage flavor gum or driving luxury cars.

    1. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by jedidiah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you can't define the crime in a reasonably precise manner, it's total bullshit. That's all there is to it. The fact that your government has gotten you to buy into the insanity doesn't make it right. If there are certain particular things that society needs to discourage, those need to be SPELLED OUT CLEARLY. You simply don't need to lump a bunch of things like assault, stalking, reckless driving or vandalism in some vague catchall sort of dragnet.

      This goes far beyond just mere victimless crimes to non-crimes.

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    2. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by ElecCham · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't confuse asocial with anti-social... there is a significant difference. What you're describing is asocial - that is, not desiring to participate in society. Antisocial, on the other hand, carries the implication of being actively harmful to society, not just avoiding it. Yes, "anti-social" gets used that way a lot - hence the (fairly recent) addition of that first definition listed - but I, at least, feel that it's an important distinction.

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  80. Re:The parents agree by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It doesn't really matter whether they were breaking the branches off. Small children don't need to be thrown in jail for minor crimes. In my bustling metropolis of Lincoln, Nebraska, I'd be pretty certain that the cops, given the exact same situation, would have dropped the kids off at their parents' house with a stern warning.

    The scope of the police response in this case was completely out of hand.

  81. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by Starker_Kull · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Now, I'm not implying that the police shouldn't use force when necessary. I'm also not denying that they're human too, that it's a nasty, dirty job and I'm sure it's really rough on them. But you know what? Working at McDonald's is in many was rougher (if you doubt this, I could tell you some more horror stories... absolutely the worst 4 months of my life, period.), and yet their workers are held to a much higher standard than the police. Why is that? Why do so many of us make allowances for the police to exercise HUGE leaps of personal discretion, to bend the law whenever it suits them? It's a tough job, but they chose it and we shouldn't let them bend the rules (or ignore them) whenever they feel like it. I saw a TON of asshole customers at McDonalds, yet I didn't say a foul word to any of them. I didn't spit in their food either (no one did--they would've been fired on the spot.) I did my job as professionally as I could, regardless of how shitty I was treated.

    And I was a fucking fry cook!

    Please please please please PLEASE tell me we can hold our police officers up to the same standards as our burger flippers.

    To some extent I agree with you. Sadly, the reason you are(were) held to a higher standard has nothing to do with standards. It has to do with making a buck off of ANYONE who isn't going to physically harm you or company property. A corporation has different priorities than a public institution. But consider the following - the customers who were rude to you at McDonald's were probably not just rude there. They were probably rude at the store next door, to the bus driver who took them there, to their neighbors, etc. If everyone is polite to an ass, what incentive does the ass have not to be one? Perhaps the problem is individuals at the various institutions we encounter in life are not given the authority to say, "Take your money and your business out of here, you rude SOB. Your business is not worth it." - if this was done commonly and routinely, perhaps there wouldn't be so many rude asses cruising through life and making others miserable. And perhaps cops would be more professional if they didn't have to deal with abusive people 95 times out of 100. Perhaps if it was only 30 out of 100, it would be far easier, as humans, to be professional with those 30, as they should be.

    It's difficult to expect a large institution filled with humans, not to have one or two act like one from time to time.... Just my 2 bits.

  82. Only in the UK- for now by sirket · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read the summary for this article and was outraged- then I read the article, realized it was in England and my reaction was "yeah that's about right." The UK has lost its collective mind. The English are the only people on the planet who could have read 1984 and said "Hey, that sounds like a nice place to live- let's give it a try."

    -sirket

    1. Re:Only in the UK- for now by kimvette · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The English are the only people on the planet who could have read 1984 and said "Hey, that sounds like a nice place to live- let's give it a try."


      I presume you're unaware of what's going on here in America? It seems that a majority of folks here consider government surveillance programs (CCTV, mass wiretapping, etc.) not only okay but a necessity to keep us "safe"

      I don't know about you, but I prefer the risk of Al Quaeda members possibly living next door than Big Brother knowing whom I talk to, what I talk about (however mundane it may be), where I go and why I go there. Even though I'm not doing anything illegal or even questionable, it just weirds me out that someday, maybe one day soon, some administration will suddenly consider that if I espouse an opposing view during a phone conversation that I'm a potential threat to his second term, so I am a "dissident"/"enemy combatent" that needs to be dealt with because I plan on voting "incorrectly." 1984 isn't such a huge leap, especially with the mass wiretapping, carnivore, and data mining.
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    2. Re:Only in the UK- for now by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, the UK has gone far beyond even the worst that 1984 can offer.

      I agree, mass wiretapping and other Big Brother-ish stuff we're seeing are pretty bad. However, there's still some things about living in the US that aren't nearly as bad as the UK. For instance, suppose a couple of burglars break into my house, and then suppose my wife (who would normally just shoot them with her shotgun; she's the more violent of the two of us) decides to be nice and we simply tie them up until the police arrive. Here in the USA, and more notably here in Arizona, the police would simply arrest them and take them away, and probably either thank us for making their job easier, or ask us why we didn't just shoot them. In the UK, however, an act like this would get US arrested for unlawfully arresting the burglars!! Sorry, but I can't imagine living in a place where I'm not allowed to use force to protect my own home against invaders.

      Here's an article all about it:
      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml= /opinion/2004/10/31/do3102.xml&sSheet=/opinion/200 4/10/31/ixop.html

    3. Re:Only in the UK- for now by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not according to all the news reports I've seen. I believe there was a link in my previous post; read it. Honestly, what kind of screwed up country arrests people for threatening burglars with a fake gun???

      And why should force be "reasonable" anyway? That's pretty stupid. If someone comes in my house, I should have the right to kill them, no questions asked. After all, if it's the middle of the night and the lights are out, how do I know if they're armed or not? Why should I take any chances? Here in the US, at least in some states (not Massachusetts), this generally isn't a problem. I for one am certainly not going to stop and ask an intruder what he's armed with.

      With your "reasonable force" idea, you guys would never win a war. You'd stop to determine what level of armament the enemy had, and then disarm yourselves to that level to make it a "fair fight". When your life is at stake, you don't worry about making anything fair or reasonable. You use overwhelming force to guarantee victory/survival. Would you tell some 80-year-old woman she shouldn't shoot an intruder because he doesn't have a gun?

      BTW, we don't have machine guns here. You're watching too many movies. It's possible for civilians to own machine guns, but it's extremely rare, it's only allowed with older guns (there's a cut-off date so only the older weapons are grandfathered in), and most importantly, the hoops you have to jump through to get the license are extremely difficult: FBI checks, etc. There's very very few civilians in legal possession of fully-automatic firearms. Of course, there's a bunch of criminals with them, but (this may be news to you) criminals don't generally worry about obeying the law, so licensing restrictions on firearms aren't a concern to them.

  83. Re:Speaking of which by alienmole · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My overreaction comes from having been on the receiving end of this sort of thing when I was too young to stand up for myself. To me, the crime of using excessive power or force on a child or someone else who cannot possibly defend themselves is not very far from the crime of homicide in its moral seriousness. Add to that the fact that someone who has a position of power and abuses it in this (alleged) way needs to be removed from that position of power.

    In light of this, let me moderate my response a little: assuming the story is factually accurate, i.e. that the kids weren't being complete hooligans and vandalizing the tree in a way beyond what you might expect from 12-year olds, I would complain to the police chief and if necessary, the mayor, requesting an apology from the officers involved. If this request did not result in those officers personally and sincerely apologizing to the children in question, I would then pursue having them removed from their positions. Failing that, something would need to be done. I'll just note that natural selection only works if some agent causes selection to take place.

  84. Nice Try, Coward by virg_mattes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > Sorry, but if they believe a 911 call came from within your home, they have probable cause to enter.

    Don't try to BS your way through police procedure. If the officer could reasonably claim proabable cause, she'd simply have done so and gone inside without needing to ask. The fact that she did ask indicates that she didn't think she could stand on probable cause.

    Virg

  85. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Reziac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The unfortunate side effect being that when all the honest cops like your friend have resigned, what's left are the people who shouldn't have become cops in the first place. :(

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  86. Re:Do I think they went too far? by Wymsey · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would not take seriously a single word that that rag published. A recent example: They published something about my website and claimed to have spoken to me the previously day - a lie. See http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/new s/news.html?in_article_id=395688&in_page_id=1770. They lied, were factually incorrect, they nicked pictures and text without attribution, god help anyone who takes the DM seriously. Charlie.

  87. Re:Speaking of which by alienmole · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ha ha. One of the incidents I was referring to was being apprehended with some friends by a neighbor who thought we were doing something bad. We were playing on the property of someone who was away, i.e. we were nominally trespassing, but if the person in question had been home, he would have been fine with it, since we knew him and had a good relationship with him. We were held in a room with no windows or lights while waiting for the police to arrive, taken to the police station and held while our parents were called.

    Basically, a suspicious and nosy neighbor was able to create an incident from almost nothing. The police believed him over us, and gave us no benefit of the doubt until our parents got involved. The cops could have easily just driven us down the block to the home of one of our parents and straightened the whole thing out, but instead they had to act as though we needed to be taught a lesson. I was taught a lesson alright, but it wasn't the one they thought they were teaching.

    None of this is a big deal in any absolute sense, but a cop who's going to use his position to essentially bully kids is not a good guy, and is probably pretty much the same sort of guy that's going to arrest someone for photographing the police. People like that shouldn't be cops, and there's no reason to put up with it.