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How Practical are 20-inch Laptops?

GeneralPacket writes "A 20-inch laptop might sound perfect for a game of Grand Theft Auto on the way to work, or navigating a mammoth spreadsheet. But are they really usable as laptops, or are they just luggable desktops? This week CNET attempted to work on the super-sized 20-inch Dell XPS M2010 laptop while travelling across London on the subway. The resulting video review is hilarious. This is not your typical tech video review — it's actually funny, and, refreshingly, completely advertising-free. The reviewer is in constant fear that anti-terrorism police are about to swarm him. Would you use a 20-incher?"

274 comments

  1. Obligatory Penis Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you use a 20-incher?

    On behalf of my girlfriend, I have to say the answer is yes.

    1. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by toupsie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is that how goatse got that way?

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    2. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
      Would you use a 20-incher?
      On behalf of my girlfriend, I have to say the answer is yes.

      This brings a whole new meaning to, "hung like a baby".

      6 pounds 8 ounces and 20 inches long!

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    3. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by d474 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I liked the part where the blond girl says to the black reporter:

      "I like black laptops."

      We got the double entendre, honey. Cute.

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    4. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 cm would do.

    5. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "He will have an enormous schwanzstucker!"
      "That goes without saying."
      "Voof."
      "He's going to be very popular."

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    6. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by Scanner-Darkly-IRE · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Would you use a 20-incher?" I think the bigger question here is .. Would you Own a Dell? As nice as that one looks I still wouldnt bee seen dead in public that that 4 letter logo :)

    7. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the love of god and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

    8. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by rednaxel · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You probably mixed units...
      It's inches, not centimeters.

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    9. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hung like a baby............ baby rhino

    10. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by kypper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah, it's just a stereotype that all black laptops have 20 inchers....

    11. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      For some reason I was thinking:

      Super Etendart

      as in:

      Dassault Super Etendart:

      "Honey, I got you a super entry dart...
      It's long and has super appendages..."

      (Oh, sorry, eggs-skews mah French...)

      http://www.planepictures.net/netshow.php?id=405278

      http://www.airliners.net/search/photo.search?aircr aftsearch=Dassault%20Super%20Etendart&distinct_ent ry=true

      and they come with a lot of high-octane fuel, and have an afterburner...for extra boost...

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    12. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was even better than that she said "I like black laptops better than white laptops"

    13. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by hitmark · · Score: 1

      you know the world is fubar/foobar when the logo on the device is more important then its hardware...

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    14. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by OscarGunther · · Score: 1

      You poor bastards still measure in inches?!

  2. Obvious Answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not very?

  3. I'm with Flanders on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No Two-Foot Longs!"

  4. Practical Magic by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    If you could roll them up into a 300g 20"x1" rod, with "VCR" controls along the side and infrared+Bluetooth, that magic wand would inspire more respect and fear than mockery.

    "Any technology, sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur Clarke

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  5. They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most people don't want a "laptop". Instead, they want something that they can take to Panera and do their work w/o being in the office. My wife and father both have one of these huge laptops. They are uncomfortable to carry (they use backpacks), they suck power (she gets about an hour of battery life), and they are loud.

    I rely on my Sidekick for most of my work (e-mail, calendar, and notetaking) and I use a Thinkpad for anything more serious. While I am always looking for something even smaller everyone else seems to look for something larger.

    MORE POWER ARRR ARR ARR.

    1. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Zadaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm with you on this. I haven't been able to make the jump to a smart phone I have to synch too much too often for what I do, but I do cary my laptop everywhere. It's around 2 1/2 pounds, light enough I don't notice it. I get about 6 hours of battery life out of it (more if I dim the screen) and when I'm in my office/home I dock it with a 23" display and a real keyboard.

      Makes me a little sad to see people breaking their backs with these huge things, getting into fights over outlets in cafes...

      No marketer would ever call my laptop a desktop replacement, but I've been doing active development on it (or one of similar size and specs) for the last several years, and have no complaints. (I don't go to lan parties, and I have a separate machine for gaming, but that's me.)

    2. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by metamatic · · Score: 4, Interesting
      While I am always looking for something even smaller everyone else seems to look for something larger.

      Yeah, drives me crazy. Apple don't even have a small laptop offering; their smallest is 13".

      What I really want is something like a VAIO UX, only with an operating system.

      Lots of manufacturers don't even bother to release their small laptops in the USA, because everyone here wants honkin' huge SUV laptops.

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    3. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by dhaines · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's a tradeoff, some people's work is much easier with a lot of screen space. Others are more concerned with weight, keyboard feel, etc. So you might say: it's not how big it is, it's how you use it.

      Just a few weeks back I was shopping for new laptops for my girlfriend and myself (yes really). We never encountered anything larger than 17 inches, but found even that size to be painfully large. We settled on matching (of course) 15.4-inchers, which are "just right."

      Funny coincidence though -- like the woman interviewed in the video, my girlfriend prefers black laptops.

    4. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by mikael · · Score: 1

      Makes me a little sad to see people breaking their backs with these huge things, getting into fights over outlets in cafes...


      Seems like if they had one of those plug type outlet extension boxes, this problem could be resolved simply. Every laptop I've seen always requires a massive transformer box somewhere along the power line.

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    5. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by bhima · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would dearly, dearly love a "Macbook Nano" if Apple would only get around making it.

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    6. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by RobertLTux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      easy a true Road Warrior (geekus nomadicus) woudl have the following handy

      1 power squid
      2 small router
      3 Towel (of hand size)
      4 half dozen power bars

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    7. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      It's a tradeoff, some people's work is much easier with a lot of screen space. Others are more concerned with weight, keyboard feel, etc.

      There's nothing stopping you compromising and getting a small and portable laptop for carrying around and plugging it into a big screen where you do the most work. I have a 15" PowerBook as my primary laptop, and it's about as big as I would want to carry around, but a 23" Cinema HD on my desk for when portability isn't a consideration.

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    8. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's their loss for stupidly excluding one of the largest tech markets in the world. I'm sure they'll blame the US for it somehow.

    9. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Gerzel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well Perhaps there is a class of computer that fits between Desktop and Laptop.

      One that
      A. Is portable to a variety of places.
      B. Is able to handle all major personal applications.
      C. Has a screen large enough to accomodate easy viewing for a single person or a small group of people.
      D. Is easilly moved quickly from one space to another.

      In this model the Battery is not so much used as a power source but is more a UPS or power backup. Such a machine is not meant to be used in anyone's lap nor is it meant to be used outside of a desk-like enviroment. It is meant to be used where it can be plugged in to an outlet and sit on a table or desk for a short period of a few hours and then be easily moved.

      Such a machine is far more mobile than a desktop computer or even one of those mini-desktops as all the major components are joined into one peice. Size does not matter as much as most trips with it are short from one point to another. The above article is really comparing apples to oranges, or rather trying to make an apple pie with oranges.

    10. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Fnordulicious · · Score: 2, Informative

      I do believe that the personal computer you're describing is called a "portable". There were quite a few of these on the market before laptops became so prevalent.

    11. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I actually just downsized from a 15.4" to a 14.1", and it's awesome. Especially since the new 14" is faster (Core 2 Duo 2.16GHz, 2GB RAM), gaming capable (will run Far Cry at 1280x800 with full detail, no slowdown), but still easy to use on my lap and travel with. I figure it's a nice compromise between power and portability.

    12. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think the idea of "desktop replacement" has shifted down. It used to be that desktop replacements were something that used desktop chips in something that looks like a notebook, but is heavy, hot and huge. The current ones aren't as bulky or as heavy, but they still don't last long on batteries and still run hot, and still needs fans. Just about every "notebook" sold now seems to be "desktop replacement". The chips they use might be marketed for mobile use, but they still suck down more power than they should. Pretty much all Core 2 Duo Mobile systems are too hot to be used as "laptops" because they use the hottest mobile-rated chips sold now. They run so hot that it baffles me why people call them laptop computers when they are really laptop burners.

      Which is pretty sad, I have a PIII mobile based notebook computer and it is thinner and cooler running than any of the "Centrino" T-series CPU systems I've had the displeasure of using. My old notebook doesn't last long on batteries, but the batteries are four years old and still going about two hours on a charge.

      If I ever get another notebook, I'll make it a point to get a notebook with the E-series or L-series. They use 1/3rd to 1/2 the power as T-series and run for 6-9 hours, depending on the unit.

    13. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      I'm far more productive with my 13" Macbook than I ever was with my 17" Acer. OS comparisons notwithstanding, the Macbook is small enough and light enough that I am more much likely to take it with me when I'm away from the office.

    14. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Me too, if it was also a (convertible) tablet.

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    15. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Wdomburg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not everyone does the bulk of their work at a desk. I spend the bulk of my time in conference rooms, other people's offices, colocations, etc, etc. If I was one of those people who only transport their laptop from room to room or from their car, I might consider something larger than my current 14.1".

    16. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Funny
      Most people don't want a "laptop". Instead, they want something that they can take to Panera and do their work w/o being in the office.

      Did anyone else read that as "something that they can take to Pantera and do their work..."? I was wondering who does work during a rock concert.
    17. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by stanmann · · Score: 1

      There are really 3 markets for portable computers, the palm market... which is fairly well saturated, the "portable workstation" market, that wants something that can be used on an airplane or at a coffee shop, but won't break your back. and the "notebook computer" market, that truly wants something pocket sized, but fully functional. AFAIK, there is only one computer in that market, and its heavily overpriced. I fully expect the 13, 14, and 15 inch portables to disapear and the 7, 9 and 10s to pick up steam, as well as the 17-21 inch market.

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    18. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by stanmann · · Score: 1

      What you are looking for is the Toshiba Libretto. Its a tiny form factor laptop, and really is a notebook computer(I saw someone pull one out of a Daytimer.

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    19. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by usrusr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      rock musicians?

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    20. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by benplaut · · Score: 1

      What laptop is it? Right now, i'm pretty happy with my 14" T40. It's not extremely powerful (plenty for anything other than games), but I'm going to be using it for a very long time. Who needs a powerful laptop? Getting a desktop for power is much more cost effective!

    21. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately it doesn't seem possible to buy a Libretto without buying Windows.

      Also, I notice that Toshiba USA don't seem to sell the Libretto...

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    22. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by AtomicRobotMonster · · Score: 1

      One hoopy frood.

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    23. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by miller701 · · Score: 1

      Back in the day we called the portable PCs with amber 8" CRTs "luggables". This 20" would be today's luggable.

    24. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Jerry · · Score: 1
      Lots of manufacturers don't even bother to release their small laptops in the USA, because everyone here wants honkin' huge SUV laptops.


      You said it!

      Since I got my Gateway m675prr laptop with the 17" screen a year and a half ago I haven't fired up my old desktop even once and I doubt I will ever buy another desktop box. But, SUV? My old desktop had a 450W power supply, a 180W 17" CRT monitor, and a CDROM, sound card and other peripherals that took more power that their laptop counterparts, not too mention the 250W stero sound speakers that were plugged into it. My laptop power consumption tops out at 160W, so compared to my old desktop my laptop only sips power. And, the stero sound is great!

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    25. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I've got a Compal HGL-30 (PowerPro 8:14) that I got from www.powernotebooks.com. A powerful desktop may be more cost effective, but it's a bitch to bring a desktop to LAN parties. My laptops cost in the neighborhood of $1800, and they tend to last 3 years or more. So I figure paying $600 a year to have a pretty quick, very mobile computer is worth it. Hell, it gets better 3DMark and SuperPi scores than my dual 3.06GHz Xeon/6600GT desktop system.

  6. Leading question... by HiredMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you use a 20-incher?

    I can't believe you ended a Slashdot post with a question like this... it's like T-ball.

    What are you tying to do - flush the trolls into the open?

    Sheesh,

    =tkk

    1. Re:Leading question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You appear to believe that the reference might be mistaken for something sexual. Let me tell you, if you actually think that anything that might be called a "20-incher" is good for anything sexual, you are either a member of a different species, or you are the goatse.cx guy. For most normal humans anything sexual related to an "x-incher" ends somewhere around x=9; x=12 is a stretch (oops).

    2. Re:Leading question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...it's like T-ball.

      Huh-huh, you said 'ball.'

    3. Re:Leading question... by meinders · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      God I hate British pricks. Dell goes and does something no one else has tried, and they swat it down like they have nothing better to do than sit on their asses and wait for another bold US company shot at the market. I applaud Dell for this try. Its bold, its a test of the market that no one else has had the balls to try.

    4. Re:Leading question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OT, but I submitted that same story mentioned in your .sig, re: the Gates Foundation's funding of the Discovery Institute. I'm utterly amazed that it wasn't accepted, and can't fathom why. You know Slashdot must've received 200 submissions the week that story came out.

  7. Now he just needs... by AsmCoder8088 · · Score: 5, Funny

    this T-shirt and the look will be complete!

    1. Re:Now he just needs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just don't wear it in Britain. They'll gun you down without a second thought.

    2. Re:Now he just needs... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought British policemen didn't have guns.

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    3. Re:Now he just needs... by neveragain4181 · · Score: 1

      > I thought British policemen didn't have guns. Try wearing that t-shirt at Heathrow - y'know, as an experiment like...

    4. Re:Now he just needs... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I'd have to get through American airport security. I don't think I could do that with that shirt even in my briefcase.

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    5. Re:Now he just needs... by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      honestly I didn't understand why he kept saying he looked like a terrorist. When it's closed it looks like a briefcase to me.

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    6. Re:Now he just needs... by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

      New britain. Everyone's a terrorist unless proven otherwise, especially if you run.

    7. Re:Now he just needs... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      So did that Brazilian chap at Heathrow. He thought wrong.

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  8. Old IBM portables anyone? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Reminds me of the old IBM 'portable' computers- perhaps less the CRT.

    1. Re:Old IBM portables anyone? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even the first generation IBM Laptop (the PC Convertible, about a generation newer than the 'Portable') was one heck of a lug to carry around. I still have one. It's got a nice 'hard case' to transport it in that makes it about twice the size of a briefcase.

    2. Re:Old IBM portables anyone? by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Credit where due -- they're a lot more powerful than the Osborne 1.

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    3. Re:Old IBM portables anyone? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      correction- I looked up the Osborne 1 on Wikipedia (per one of the replies) and linked into the Portable computers section- I guess the ones I was thinking of were actually Compaq, not IBM. It doesn't appear that IBM even made one?

  9. Not much bigger than a 17 inch by RobTheJedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have a 17 inch dell laptop, and yes I do use it on my lap, and no I am not a huge fat guy, I am however tall. It's actually very comfortable to use, more so than my wife's 14 inch dell. So yes I would use a 20 inch laptop.

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    1. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by eebra82 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're comparing the difference in size between 14" to 17" and 17" to 20", think again. Although the increment is the same, it's still a lot bigger.

    2. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by HappySqurriel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have a 17 inch dell laptop, and yes I do use it on my lap, and no I am not a huge fat guy, I am however tall. It's actually very comfortable to use, more so than my wife's 14 inch dell. So yes I would use a 20 inch laptop.

      Personally, work gave me a 14 inch laptop which I thought was absolutely too small until I realized why they gave me a laptop rather than a desktop; I'm on site 2 days a week which means that I carry the lap-top home or to work 4 days a week. What I have found is that a 14 inch laptop is (in a lot of ways) too large and clumsy to carry around on Calgary's busy public transit system and I couldn't imagine how awkward and heavy a 20 inch laptop would be.

      In my opinion a 20 inch laptop would be amazing if your goal is to drag it to and from lan-parties once or twice a week in your car, but if you're taking something to and from work every day you'd start to hate the extra size and weight.

    3. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by nihaopaul · · Score: 1

      i have the Sony GRT30 it comes with a giant screen, what i've learnt from such a big laptop is this:

      fucking burns the thighs! i got perment scares from the heat
      heats up the lcd to make it none functional
      fan gets noisy after a year (yes yes i do occaisionally clean it out
      the weight of the lcd when its on your lap forces your arms to push down on the front to keep it balanced resulting in throbbing pains
      expensive to fix

      i am now going back to a desktop and getting a tiny laptop to just move stuff around

      thats my experiance

    4. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      My boss has a 19 inch laptop. It's big, it doesn't get a lot of battery power, but he likes it. He drives back and forth to work, so it's no more trouble than a 12 inch laptop would be. He doesn't travel too much, and it's pretty powerful. However, for myself, i'd look for something in the 12 to 15 inch laptop. I'm not so obsessed with screen size as i am about thickness and weight. the only reason that i'd rather have a 12 inch than a 15 inch is because everything is smaller. If they could make 17 inch laptops really thin and light, i might consider buying one, but I don't know if that's possible with the battery required for the extra screen size. I knew a guy in univerity who had a cheap, thick, heavy, with a large power block, laptop. It was crazy for him to drag it around walking back and forth to school and around campus everyday. So it depends on your lifestyle. If you mostly drive, and don't fly much, than a large laptop might be a really good choice. But if you're riding the bus back and forth to work, and maybe even want to be able to work on the bus or on a flight, a small laptop is better. I mean, at least the 20 inch laptop isn't this bad.

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    5. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a full time student and love the Dell XPS Gen2 - it serves me well. I fear that 20" is just a bit too large for me, though.

    6. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      My wife just purchased a 20" laptop for her work. It cost over $3000 CDN. I suggested she get a smaller laptop, and purchase 20" LCD monitors for home and office. Much cheaper, and easier to lug around. "Oh no, that's too much trouble." So she wastes the company's money, and is going to have yank around a massive, power-hungry machine. Go figure.

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    7. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by interiot · · Score: 1

      I carried a 17" laptop around on the Tokyo subways for a while. As long as you carry it around in a backpack, you're okay. Walking long distances to/from the train station with all the weight on a single shoulder strap or on a single hand is no fun.

      Though this 20" laptop wouldn't fit in any normal backpack. 20" is obviously too much for a daily commute.

    8. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "If they could make 17 inch laptops really thin and light..."

      A 17" MacBook Pro is 1" thin, 6.8 lbs (1.2 more than a 15"), and get upto 5.5 hours/battery.

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    9. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by jnik · · Score: 1

      I can't work with my G3 Wall Street on the T or an airplane...screen doesn't open all the way without bumping into the seat in front of me. So I'm saving pennies to find something in a 12-13" that I'll use as a desktop replacement (my desktop is 2xPIII 933).

      Now, back when I had a Real Job, and we were lugging around Inspiron 8000's because we wanted heavy-lifting development machines we could also bring to client sites...this would have been a godsend.

    10. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should get divorced.

    11. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      ... and then give me her phone number.

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  10. A new metric for reviewing laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pixels to hernias.

  11. Flash video crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't watch the video from linux...

    1. Re:Flash video crap... by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      You probably need the new flashplayer9 beta. I was able to watch the video fine with it in Firefox2-rc3 on Gentoo :)

      Get it here.

    2. Re:Flash video crap... by chrisl456 · · Score: 1

      Worked for me. Here ya go. It's beta, but so far I've had no problems with it. (Running Mepis 6)

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    3. Re:Flash video crap... by refitman · · Score: 1

      Got the new Flash9. Unfortunately the video buffers like a bitch, resulting in me leaving it paused for 5 minutes then only watching 2 seconds before it started buffering again.

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    4. Re:Flash video crap... by zer0halo · · Score: 1

      Worked just fine for me on Dapper (Flash 9 beta installed)

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  12. Out of personal experience by eebra82 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First off, Dell markets this laptop as a portable home entertainment system. You can obviously interpret that in so many ways, but my guess is that it is intended for portability WITHIN the house. So, for example, it can be used as a perfect workstation at the home office, and then transported to the living room for media center uses.

    My close friend bought one of these beasts. I was fast to check it out and I've even borrowed it for personal evaluation purposes (since I wanted one myself). All I can say is that it is an outstanding machine and works perfectly if you want to watch movies while lying in your bed. It also interacts great as a media center and it has the power to play games.

    What do people do when they buy a real laptop? They are usually intending to carry it around every now and then, because they might need it at work, at home and at other places. This machine does not really serve that purpose and it's obvious.

    So when this reviewer is making this amusing approach of using the laptop at buses and subways, it's fairly obvious this was only an attempt to make fun of its massive size. And there's really nothing we can blame Dell for here, anwyay. With larger screens comes lesser portability. It's fairly obvious.

    1. Re:Out of personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, this thing is really a portable desktop, rather than a laptop. Good for LAN parties, but you'd never be able to use it in a typical airplane environment for instance. I don't see it competing with Thinkpads and the like, the way people seem to expect.

    2. Re:Out of personal experience by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

      All I can say is that it is an outstanding machine and works perfectly if you want to watch movies while lying in your bed.

      So is my TV/DVD combo and they weigh about the same! :)

    3. Re:Out of personal experience by Almahtar · · Score: 1

      That is, until we have holographic displays.

    4. Re:Out of personal experience by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      but you'd never be able to use it in a typical airplane environment for instance.
      Is that because the only thing that could take off with one of them on board is a C-130?


      Seriously, 8.3 kilos is about 18 pounds. I have a 5.5 kilo 17" one and that's not easy to carry any appreciable distance.

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    5. Re:Out of personal experience by kallisti777 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Full disclosure: I am a Dell salesman.

      An architectural design firm in my area has a couple of these. If you look at the "power under the hood", you'll see why they chose them as portable workstations. For the CAD and graphics work they do, this model was a perfect fit, and I've never heard a complaint about it being too heavy to move from the office desk to the conference room table and back.

      Now carrying this thing on a tube train during a morning commute? What are you, daft? I whine about having to carry my 5 pound Latitude and an overnight bag. My thanks to eebra82 for being able to tell the differences between apples and oranges.

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    6. Re:Out of personal experience by ffejie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. Something like this would be good for certain people. Take my parents for instance. They have a place they go to in the summer, and another in the winter. They want to have computer access everywhere, but have no desire to maintain two different computers (with different settings, emails etc on either). I pitched the idea of a network backup that would allow them to sync settings and other important files between two machines -- but that didn't fly. they wanted something simpler. So my mom got one of those huge Dell laptops (not one of these, it was a few years ago). She uses it in both places, and occasionally moves it from room to room, but generally it stays in the study, plugged into the printer and power, and sometimes even Ethernet (even though there is wireless around the house). When they go to a different house, they take the laptop. Generally it's a car ride, or sometimes a plane ride away. She doesn't take it on vacation with her and she doesn't ever use it on the plane. She has no desire for a laptop with a smaller screen (she's on 17") or lighter weight (must be 6-8 lbs) or even better battery life. She just wants something that is "portable" at the very roughest sense of the word.

      Now, contrast that with my situation. I'm always on the go. I work from home, the office, the other office, the road, hotels, sometimes even cafes (although I hate it). I have a company issued laptop - Thinkpad - that suits my needs, although I wish it had better screen resolution (1024x768). When I'm home, I have a docking station with 17" monitor, same thing at work. When I travel, if I had to lug around something bigger than this, I would get pretty tired pretty quickly. Additionally, many times I'm just using my Blackberry to respond to emails quickly, without loading up the laptop. This is good for the many times I find myself without network access. The Dell reviewed would be a disaster in my hands.

      The point is - different strokes for different folks.

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    7. Re:Out of personal experience by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      A friend at work (we do 3D process plant design) just bought a 17" Dell laptop with more video RAM than either of my home SLI 256MB cards. This will be a good field machine but it still lacks screen space for detail work.

  13. You, sir.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are one very disturbed mind...

    Now move along please, nothing to see here.

    1. Re:You, sir.... by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, no, no! Not diameter! ...

    2. Re:You, sir.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "he's got a twelve incher
      but doesn't use it as a rule." -The Monochrome Set

    3. Re:You, sir.... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Funny

      >No, no, no! Not diameter! ...

      Radius, then?

  14. How practical? by bonovoxmofo · · Score: 1

    You must be kidding, there's no such thing, this really the evolution of the laptops?

  15. Ahhhh! by MBCook · · Score: 4, Funny
    So what did we (*buffering*) think of the (*buffering*) Dell (*buffering*)....

    What a maddening video! I tried to pause it so it could load up (like You Tube, Quicktime, and every other civilized video player) and it wouldn't. It would load up the next second of video then stop buffering. Combine that with their bandwidth problems (thanks, Slashdot) and it's almost impossible to watch the video.

    Still. 20"? I though 17 was too large. That thing is huge. And yet they gave it a 9.2. IT'S A FREAKING DESKTOP. As a laptop it should get a 6. Plus, it has two drives in RAID 0. That's an INGENIOUS setup for a LAPTOP.

    If they marketed this as a compact, all in one, portable desktop I could see it. But it's not a laptop unless you weight 600 pounds.

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    1. Re:Ahhhh! by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I have a 'portable' Sun Workstation. It has a cage where you can install up to six VME cards in it. The front face is a huge LCD display, and the mammoth keyboard hinges down from it.

      I am pretty certain that when it was new it cost the government as much as a mid-priced BMW, maybe even more.

    2. Re:Ahhhh! by corngrower · · Score: 5, Funny
      But it's not a laptop unless you weight 600 pounds.


      So what you're saying is that most americans should find this acceptable?

    3. Re:Ahhhh! by Randseed · · Score: 1

      Worse, in Firefox on Linux I couldn't even figure out how to play the video. "Check out the video above" -- Huh? There's nothing above.

    4. Re:Ahhhh! by maxume · · Score: 1

      Zing!

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    5. Re:Ahhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mongor's fingers too mighty for puny laptop! Mongor need 20" Dell!

    6. Re:Ahhhh! by BootNinja · · Score: 1

      But it's not a laptop unless you weight 600 pounds. actually, most people who weigh 600 lbs. don't have much of a lap, because the stomach flab extends down to their knees.

    7. Re:Ahhhh! by Barny · · Score: 1

      It also retains no data while playing, i tried turning the volume down and just letting it play, then started from the beginning, still buffering :/

      Seems they brought this /.ing on themselves with a shoddy media player that makes terrible use of bandwidth.

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    8. Re:Ahhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're the one that hasn't tried the flash player 9 beta yet!?

      http://labs.adobe.com/downloads/flashplayer9.html

    9. Re:Ahhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But it's not a laptop unless you weight 600 pounds.
      So what you're saying is that most americans should find this acceptable?
      A tad on the small side, actually...
    10. Re:Ahhhh! by dwater · · Score: 1

      Great if you run x86....pretty useless otherwise (I'm running Ubuntu on PowerPC). Unless I'm very much mistaken.

      What annoys me is that they don't bother to tell you that it's x86 only, so you have to download the lot to find out (it only has one lib and a readme).

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    11. Re:Ahhhh! by msuzio · · Score: 1

      Oh, good. Thought it was just me or my crappy hotel-room internet connection. I tried the same "pause and wait" trick, and that didn't work either. How frustrating! I even tried to download the content for viewing off-line -- but I could figure out how to yank down the video, and didn't feel like experimenting further.

      Too bad. Sounded like it was a funny video.

    12. Re:Ahhhh! by steeviant · · Score: 1

      Surely you can't be genuinely surprised, given that there's no genuine flash player and no wma, real or quicktime codecs for PPC either.

      What online videos can you watch on PPC linux?

    13. Re:Ahhhh! by diodegod · · Score: 2, Informative
      Take a look at the page's source, 7th line down:

      META NAME="DESCRIPTION" content="Why should YouTube.com have all the fun? Welcome to Crave video, where we get to have some fun with our camcorders as we explore the darker and more twisted side of the gadget world....

      Yeah, why should youtube have all the fun? Because it's not a "buffering" pile of crap maybe?
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    14. Re:Ahhhh! by dwater · · Score: 1

      Not surprised, no.

      I can watch mpeg, avi, realvideo, hrm...pretty much anything apart from various Quicktime and WMV. Not sure about the exact details.

      Max.

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  16. cargo in tow by Neuropol · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To me they seem largely impracticle, but I can see that people are ready for a true desktop class portable to become available - some thing more than a 17" widescreen or the occasional 19". There's nothing like being able to work on a full dual or tri-head setup, close the lid on your work, head home and plug in to your extra monitors, and re-open the work in progress a few minutes later. Albeit with a 20" you can probably cancel your membership at the gym. Some thing of this size the user is not concerned with what their having to carry back and forth, they're just psyched they have a nice work portable area.

    How well can they condense the guts of it? Can they stretch out the lcd all the way to tthe edge of the bezel and keep the keys tight to the edge so there's no wasted space? The world of 17" machines like the HP 9600 (total tank) requires massive power supplies to lug around, gives you limted long-term battery life and are the loudest machines I've ever heard with 3+ fans constantly whirring away trying to keep heat to a minimum.

    1. Re:cargo in tow by daybot · · Score: 1

      largely impractical - LOL

    2. Re:cargo in tow by cachimaster · · Score: 0

      I have a HP 9420, 17" Laptop. For me, its much better than my former 12", only 0.5 Kg more than a equivalent 15" and much better screen.
      The trick is to leave the battery at home. The "Massive" power source weights only 200 g.
      What is better for your back? supporting 3 kg of gear, or being 5+ Hours arching over a small screen?

    3. Re:cargo in tow by steeviant · · Score: 1

      You'd think there would be zero (0) demand for something like this, but I just showed a friend of mine who pretty much only uses his computer for gaming and visiting his work's flash website to make sure that everything is running smoothly at the plant he is in charge of when he's not there.

      He's a large (tall not fat) guy who drives or flies everywhere, and doesn't have any desire at all to use a computer "on the go", he just wants a luggable desktop that fits into a convenient desktop form factor.

      When I showed him this machine, he said "FINALLY!". So, while this machine doesn't have a lot of appeal to die-hard road-warrior geeks, it seems like there is a market for luggable powerhouse computers for those who just want a wintendo that doesn't need to be transported in seperate boxes and packed/unpacked at either end of the journey.

    4. Re:cargo in tow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Albeit with a 20" you can probably cancel your membership at the gym.

      Wow, you must be pretty weak if you think that lifting a 20lbs laptop is a workout.

  17. Good Luck by bad_fx · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hmm... I have yet to watch the video, but good luck working on *any* laptop on the london underground during rush hour... ;)

    1. Re:Good Luck by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      Erm, I do that 2 or 3 days a week. What's the problem supposed to be?

  18. Envy by Kildjean · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dell has obvious imac 24" envy

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  19. Review? by Eudial · · Score: 1

    What is up with the sound in the review? It's a ~ 4 minute video clip, yet it sounds like they've hired some behemoth sound effects team out of hollywood with a $74 M budget to do the music and sound effects?

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  20. I want one! by Alan426 · · Score: 1

    TFA/V is surprisingly positive. Most people don't carry their notebooks around all day like this guy did. I think we'll see other big laptops like this marketed as desktop replacements.

  21. Stupid review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its plainly obvious from Dell's website that this isn't meant to be a used as a laptop, so why review it as one? Its a portable desktop, that's all. I think a better comparison is to small-form-factor systems that people lug around to LAN parties.

  22. i wish I could see the video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but using Linux I get to the same page every time I click on view video. I tried epiphany and firefox, even tried looking at the pages source to figure out an url to load the video or use for streaming - nothing.

    1. Re:i wish I could see the video by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Apparently Linux isn't ready for your desktop.

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  23. Ugh by be-fan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You couldn't even open that thing in an airplane seat. Hell, my 13.3" macbook is almost too big for comfortable economy-class use. And the attendant back, pain, oh god...

    I don't know what kind of idiot would subject themselves to this. Why not just get a nice big external display like everyone else does?

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    1. Re:Ugh by Dorceon · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You couldn't even open that thing in an airplane seat.
      Can you even fit it in a legal carryon?
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    2. Re:Ugh by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not just get a nice big external display like everyone else does?

      Because you still have the problem of opening that big external display in the economy-class airplane seat. :-)

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    3. Re:Ugh by Sloosh13 · · Score: 1

      I personally believe it could be used in place of the airplane seat. I suspect it would be a bit more comfortable as well.

    4. Re:Ugh by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Because you still have the problem of opening that big external display in the economy-class airplane seat. :-)"

      I had problems opening a 12" laptop in an economy-class airplane seat.

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    5. Re:Ugh by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      People that *need* a lot of screen space (CAD designers, digital artists) typically don't travel much.

  24. the SUV of laptops by victorvodka · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm reminded of a cartoon in the New Yorker about "Hummer Style" in which various normal objects were supersized and underpowered so they would appeal to bonehead Americans still living in a world where size always means value. For example, a cellphone the size and weight of a concrete block with a range of 200 feet from the cell tower and a battery life of fifteen minutes. In Japan, of course, the idea is to make things smaller and charge more for them. I'd love a laptop with a 1600 X 1200 six inch screen that fit in my pocket. I wouldn't mind using reading glasses and typing on a tiny keyboard, at least until I get "to the office."

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    1. Re:the SUV of laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What aspect of the Hummer is underpowered?

      read this
      http://www.4x4now.com/trcatt.htm
      A Hummer pulls a 25,000 lb dump truck up a hill
      Hummers are 'rated' for ~10,000 lbs towing capacity

      300 HP & 500+ ft-lbs of torque are no joke

    2. Re:the SUV of laptops by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of a cartoon in the New Yorker about "Hummer Style" in which various normal objects were supersized and underpowered so they would appeal to bonehead Americans still living in a world where size always means value.

      Full keyboards and larger displays aren't extra value? to you perhaps but I can assure you most people do feel differently. And what's up with the underpowered remark? I hate to tell you but neither of my 17 inch laptops have anything less under their hoods than most peoples desktops. Neither one has "mobile" processors, neither has less than 80 gigs of HD, both have dvd burners and over a gig of ram (at least... my newest has 2 gigs). Aside from being less upgradable tell me what I don't have that most people have in their desktops that they actually use on a normal basis?

      The only thing lunkheaded here is your assumptions that laptop == weak, slow and tedious.

      If you need a machine that can be portable without needing to use it while climbing mount everest than a larger laptop really is a viable solution. You're trying to compare these to SUVs... they're more like passenger sedans to me.

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    3. Re:the SUV of laptops by BKX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but my F-150 has 300 HP and is 'rated' for 10000 lbs too. But I didn't pay $100,000 for it.

    4. Re:the SUV of laptops by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 1

      All that "power" (fast processor, huge screen, DVD burner) probably means that the power (battery) won't last very long. What's the point of a "portable" laptop if you can't go for more than an hour without a charge?

    5. Re:the SUV of laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love a laptop with a 1600 X 1200 six inch screen that fit in my pocket.

      I think you would change your mind once you tried to read some text on that thing. I just did some calculations and 6" at 1600x1200 is roughly equivalent to 19" at 5000x4000. I think it would be akward to carry around binoculars just to be able to read the screen.

      I'm no expert, but 1600x1200 on 6" sounds very "Hummer Style" to me.

    6. Re:the SUV of laptops by EGSonikku · · Score: 1

      Don't know the torque off-hand but my used 1999 Mustang GT Convertible ran me $17,000. 260hp 4.6l V8 stock, and after spending under $1000 on engine work is just over 300hp. So yea, screw the hummer.

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    7. Re:the SUV of laptops by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Because except for airplaines, power outlets are ubiquitous.

    8. Re:the SUV of laptops by east+coast · · Score: 1

      All that "power" (fast processor, huge screen, DVD burner) probably means that the power (battery) won't last very long.

      Only if I'm using it all. How many people have their DVD player/burner going 24/7? you completely neglect the issue of normal use. I guess some people have to take the extreme to make their point.

      What's the point of a "portable" laptop if you can't go for more than an hour without a charge?

      Maybe your usage differs but I normally don't have a ton of use for my laptop away from a power source. In any case you're bringing up another extreme.

      Just as a FYI: My current 17 inch laptop gets just over 3 hours under my normal use. My first 17 inch laptop still gets about 2 hours on it's original battery. Either of these battery times is long enough for me. I'm not running missile defence on these units.

      so, tell me, what do you do with your laptop that you need more than 3 hours of normal use out of it when away from a normal power source? Maybe you do something extreme, I don't know, but consider this same question for the normal person. Even on a four hour flight you're only going to get to use your mobile device for about 3 hours. This is long enough to get you anywhere in the continental US. If you really need it that much buy another battery.

      Sorry if I'm not as hardcore as you but it works well for me. And to be honest, I've used the portability aspect of my laptop much much more than I've ever ran it's battery to less than 50%.

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    9. Re:the SUV of laptops by Ullteppe · · Score: 1
      I'm all with you on this one. I have a 12.1 inch Dell at work and I travel a lot internationally. I'm actually wondering if I want a smaller laptop. At work, I plug it into a docking station with a full keyboard, mouse and 20" LCD attached. Just as good as using a desktop. Going home on the train, I can actually open the laptop and work. Ditto in economy airplane seats.

      It's kind of crazy - these will only sell in the US. I was just in Japan, and the desktops were smaller than this monster. The biggest Japanese laptops are 15", and business people carry 12" or smaller. They would laugh their asses off if they saw this laptop Godzilla.

    10. Re:the SUV of laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually Japanese cellphones are HUGE. Twice the size of a normal US or European phone, and often accessorised with a bunch of tacky keychain gonk things. Although you're right about their laptops, when I was there I got a Vaio with a 6 inch screen, it can just fit into my coat pocket - now that's portable.

    11. Re:the SUV of laptops by sokoban · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True, that kind of torque is nothing to sneeze at, but the last Hummer I drove topped out at around 80 MPH, and even that was a terrifying experience. Hummers are decent tow vehicles if you don't mind something that large, but for any sort of long hauling there are cheaper and better solutions.

      The fact that anyone would want one of these things as a daily driver is a total joke. They handle, accelerate, brake, and guzzle diesel like no other civiian vehicle.

      That said, the H2 is an even bigger joke since it sacrifices the ground clearance, reliability, sheer power, and ruggedness of the Hummer, but doesn't make for a better ride at all.

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    12. Re:the SUV of laptops by jeffstar · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I find myself in a paddock talking on skype over a solar powered 802.11b network and there are no power outlets so I am quite happy to have a couple hours of battery life.

    13. Re:the SUV of laptops by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't humvees get like 8 or 10 miles per gallon on *sealed* roads? Wouldn't that factor down to 4-5 mpg off road?

      I've often wondered how they can be called 'high mobility vehicles' when their 'mobility' is strictly limited to that of their attendant fuel convoy...

      Much like these super monster laptops; mobility limited by availability of wall sockets (there, that should stop me being modded offtopic ;)

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    14. Re:the SUV of laptops by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

      Those engines are designed for totally different things. Your Mustang doesn't have near the low RPM torque the Hummer has, not that most Hummer owners ever use that.

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    15. Re:the SUV of laptops by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

      They have very large gas tanks. A civilian Hummer H1 has a 50 gallon tank (an average car has around 15-18), and is made to work with auxiliary tanks. I wouldn't be surprised if military Humvees had a significantly larger tank.

      Beyond that, it is a lot easier to carry around gas than electricity in a specialized vehicle.

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    16. Re:the SUV of laptops by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Check out this laptop, the VM series:

      http://www.flybook.co.jp/

      If you don't have flash, the picture at:

      http://www.flybook.co.jp/products/vm_1.html

      is still pretty explanatory. THIS laptop would be NICE on an airplane, I think...

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    17. Re:the SUV of laptops by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      http://www.flybook.co.jp/products/vm_3.html

      Actually, it appears to be advertised as ideal for use on a plane. I neglected to mention to click on the hyperlinks directly beneath the VM still image.

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    18. Re:the SUV of laptops by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      Damn, if you had gotten 8 more MPH you could have gone back in time and convinced yourself not to drive that hummer!!!

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    19. Re:the SUV of laptops by Criton · · Score: 1

      1600x1200 on a 6 inch screen you better have a magnifying glass to read the type then reading glasses would not be enoungh. I think something about the size of a legal document is ideal with an 8"x11" screen that can be used in landscape or portrait modes. Also most US cell phones are small almost too small you loose them and the old amps phones the bricks had the longest range of all cell phone standards at around . One reason they were able to make cell phones smaller was there was more cell towers so they were able to use a 300 miliwatt vs 1.5 to 3 watt transmitter to get a reliable connection in most parts of the country. Also the change from 800-900mhz to 1.8ghz to 2.4ghz allowed anteenas to be smaller. Think before you post.

  25. Ah, memories, of the good old days by davmoo · · Score: 2

    This guy is lucky. I used to have to travel with two Compaq "lugable" computers. Each was the size of a small suitcase, and all you got for that was a tiny b/w crt. And a good workout from carrying them ;-)

    Seriously, while I thought the video was really good, and I realize it was done mostly tongue-in-cheek, I have to echo what others have said. I have a Toshiba laptop. Its used for when I want to eat lunch at Panera and still get some work done, or at the library. When I need true portability, I'll use my Palm TX (and here lately, I'm using the TX at the library too).

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    1. Re:Ah, memories, of the good old days by beadfulthings · · Score: 1

      I had one of those. Most amusing experience was a taxi driver who assumed it was a portable sewing machine. It looked like one when closed up and weighed about the same as one. When he found out it was actually a portable sort of computer, he spent the entire drive from the airport into town trying to convince me of its great potential as a tool for bookies and other sorts of illegal gambling types.

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  26. I wouldn't call it a laptop. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    It is more of a portable PC. Would I use it? That design almost wants me to get an iMac modify it to take batteries and put a handle on it.

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  27. Hrmmm by sheriff_p · · Score: 4, Funny

    The chick looking at it and telling the guy breathlessly that she preferred the big black laptops rather than small white ones made it for me :-)

    +Pete

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    1. Re:Hrmmm by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      "Oh that's a nice computer too"

    2. Re:Hrmmm by yobjob · · Score: 1

      The fact that he interviewed more aussies than poms sums up London quite well.

  28. Practcal for some by slobber · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a pretty silly question - it would be practical for some and totally impractical for others. I lug around a 12 pound Dell 17" myself, and couldn't be happier about it. For the most part I take it to work in the morning and bring it home in the evening. It stays home on the days when I telecommute.

    I think a much better question would be 'Could 20" be profitable for Dell?' It might well be - while it won't sell in the same quantities as 3 lbs 15 inchers, I'd imagine that margins on 20" would be notably higher.

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    1. Re:Practcal for some by tygt · · Score: 1
      I have a 17" (HP ZD7000) which I got as a occasionally transportable desktop replacement, as I work primarily from home and occasionally go to "the office" (where I end up mainly talking to people and rarely do any dev). I have the laptop on a custom stand, with the 17" (1650x1050 brightview) screen right next to my old 20" tube in a dual-head setup. The pixels are differently sized, but that's ok, I just keep windows on one display or the other. This unit was the most laptop I could get with my company's $2k budget at the time.

      Buying this was a mistake, for a few reasons:

      • The laptop is noisy - fan is always running, though luckily the heastsink fins weren't too tough to get out and clean, so the fan doesn't have to run at max all the time. (This can almost be considered a "plus" during wintertime, but in summer around here it's a killer.)
      • On this particular model, the trackpad really sucks - I've never had trouble with trackpads, though this has little to do with the size of the unit. I use an external mouse 99.9% of the time, so this ends up not being much of an issue
      • Most importantly, the laptop doesn't come close to fitting in my motorcycle's luggage (I don't have a topbox, just the side bags). I used to be able to put two 14" in one side and other luggage in the other; now I strap the laptop to the top of the pillion when I need to travel with it; it's inconvenient because it doesn't lock that way.

      The weight of the unit (about 4.5Kg) doesn't bother me as I only move it occasionally. If I regularly engaged in air travel, I'd never buy such a unit.

      If I were to do over again, I'd get the smallest, lightest (but hopefully not very expensive) laptop I could for the occasional travel time, and build up a quiet yet powerful desktop.

    2. Re:Practcal for some by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the most part I take it to work in the morning and bring it home in the evening. It stays home on the days when I telecommute.

      But do you ever power it on, or just use it as a coffee table?

  29. First 20" Laptop? by joetheappleguy · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm pretty sure that Acer shipped their Aspire 9800 before Dell did. Matter of fact, I think that Acer makes Dell's unit.

    I've had a chance to play with it a bit and I noticed that the Acer 9800 weighs as much as a 20" iMac!

    You feel like a little kid when using it - Like you shrunk somehow. :D

    1. Re:First 20" Laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What I like to do is get four of those Kit-Kat Chunkys and stick them together like the old style Kit-Kats. Then I can pretend I'm a little pixie" /Bill Bailey

  30. Advert free ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    other than the 5 doubleclick ads , the 2 cnet product search iframes , the Omniture web bug and the plethora of adverts disguised as "white papers" and numerous fluff pieces of PR dresed as "reviews"

    the whole site is an advert, thats what Cnet do

    1. Re:Advert free ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The video is ad free moron, learn to read...

  31. Actually it seems fairly luggable. by MsGeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Compare this machine to the 20" iMac rather than a lappie. This machine is the result of Dell buying Alienware. It's designed to be lugged to LAN parties rather than used in a typical lappie manner. I suspect it's packing a Core Duo. Someone also mentioned RAID 0...that's a very gamer kind of thing to add to a machine. If this was a Road Warrior lappie I would have instead opted for RAID 1 for data redundancy and "automatic backups." However RAID 1 slows, rather than speeds, disk access so it would be a downer for the gamer crowd.

    Is it me or does this machine also seem to be built of sterner stuff than the average Dell lappie? I work at the library at my university and we have Dell lappies exclusively. They are built like plastic pieces of crap. Loose ports are epidemic. I really baby them when I move from place to place because I know that other people don't. The toughness of this machine, I suspect, is another example of Alienware's influence.

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    1. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by supertoad · · Score: 1

      i'm pretty sure this machine was announced before alienware's purchase

    2. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by arth1 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Someone also mentioned RAID 0...that's a very gamer kind of thing to add to a machine. If this was a Road Warrior lappie I would have instead opted for RAID 1 for data redundancy and "automatic backups." However RAID 1 slows, rather than speeds, disk access so it would be a downer for the gamer crowd.

      RAID 1 has data redundancy, but not "automatic backups", with or without quotes. If you lose a file, you lose it from all the mirrors, and can't recover it any more than if it had been on a single drive. It only protects you from drive failure causing data loss. Since there's no hotswapping on this lapstop, you'd still have to stop what you're doing and get a new drive fitted in.

      As for speed, you're wrong there. RAID 1 is slightly slower at writes than a single drive, but it does write in parallel to the mirrored drives, so the slowdown is minimal. However RAID 1 is much faster at reading than a single drive; as it will spread out the reads to all the drives in parallel. Reads are slightly slower than true striping (RAID 0), because it has to skip blocks instead of continuous reading, but it's way faster than a single drive.
      If I were to put figures on it (keeping in mind that any figures would be wildly inaccurate due to different hardware and software implementations), I'd say that a two-drive RAID 0 will roughly give you a 90% write speed and 180% read speed compared to a single drive. Overall, that's a big win, unless you primarily use the drive for recording.
    3. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by modemboy · · Score: 3, Informative

      SO wrong on so many levels. Raid 1 does speed disc access: http://www.pcguide.com/ref/hdd/perf/raid/levels/si ngleLevel1-c.html
      Slows write a little, speeds up reads.

      This machine was out 2 months before Dell bought Alienware, I believe acer makes them.

      Also it depends on what you consider your average dell lappie. The Inspirons are complete plastic crap you are correct, the XPS and Latitude line are quite nice, you get what you pay for...

    4. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, what? Raid-0 is striping - one big volume across two physical hard drives - slight bonus to writes, none to read. raid-1 is mirroring - 2x read speeds (ideally), 1/2x write speeds (neglecting cache). If I were a gamer, I'd want raid-1 to lower those load times. If I were a pirate, I'd go with raid-0.

    5. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "This machine is the result of Dell buying Alienware."

      "The toughness of this machine, I suspect, is another example of Alienware's influence."

      What evidence do you have for making these statements?

      "Someone also mentioned RAID 0..."

      The Dell website lists RAID 0 or RAID 1.

      "I suspect it's packing a Core Duo."

      Why don't you look it up on Dell's website then?

      All talk, no facts.

    6. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by magarity · · Score: 1

      It's designed to be lugged to LAN parties
       
      Are you kidding? With only a single Radeon x1800 you'd be put to shame by anyone with Clevo's 19" that sports SLI 7900's.
       
        This machine is the result of Dell buying Alienware
       
      No, the first revision was introduced before that buyout. But that does lead to a more interesting question: Now that Dell, whose laptops are ODMed by Compal, owns AW is Clevo still going to remain the ODM?

    7. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stop saying "lappie." In fact never say that again. Thanks.

    8. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by @madeus · · Score: 1

      RAID 1 has data redundancy, but not "automatic backups", with or without quotes. If you lose a file, you lose it from all the mirrors, and can't recover it any more than if it had been on a single drive. It only protects you from drive failure causing data loss. Since there's no hotswapping on this lapstop, you'd still have to stop what you're doing and get a new drive fitted in.

      I think we all understand that, and I suspect the OP knows that too.

      It only protects you from drive failure causing data loss.

      Exactly, it protects you from disk failure, in that sense he was quite correct to refer to it as backup.

      Since there's no hotswapping on this lapstop, you'd still have to stop what you're doing and get a new drive fitted in.

      That is not correct. Virtually no RAID controllers (except really shitty ancient ADAPTEC PoS's) are so poorly written.

      The last time I came across behaviour like that was down to a 3rd party controller in a Compaq Proliant system that was nearly 10 years old.

      As for speed, you're wrong there.

      I suspect it's you who's mistaken, it seemed to me the parent was suggesting RAID 1 was inferior to RAID 0 from an avid gamers perspective, a statement which is entirely valid.

    9. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the gamers would like some Alien Jerky to eat while playing on their Alienware boxen?

      http://alienfreshjerky.com/cgi/freshjerky.php

      Would give a new meaning to "jerkin' off your time" at a lan party!

      And, an Alien Jerky restaurant:

      http://www.lazygranch.com/a51misc1.htm

      (at bottom of site's page)

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    10. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1
      +1

      I'd understand if there were some concision to be gained but it's the same number of letters, barely an improvement in pronunciation time, and as the parent mentioned, hugely annoying.

      I would gladly smack anyone in person who said "lappie", if the oppty preso'd itself.

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    11. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      "lappie"? Did you go to uni or do you babytalk-ize other words as well?

    12. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by arth1 · · Score: 1
      I suspect it's you who's mistaken, it seemed to me the parent was suggesting RAID 1 was inferior to RAID 0 from an avid gamers perspective, a statement which is entirely valid.


      What the poster wrote was:
      However RAID 1 slows, rather than speeds, disk access so it would be a downer for the gamer crowd.

      The "rather than speeds" part makes it quite clear that he compares it to a no-raid solution. And is wrong.

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    13. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by @madeus · · Score: 1

      The "rather than speeds" part makes it quite clear that he compares it to a no-raid solution.

      Given the context, no actually it doesn't.

      I think you're so busy trying to be a smartass you are willing to interpret the OP in a way that gives you the most self satisfaction.

    14. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      Glad to see I wasn't the only one struck by the total lameness of that word. Yes, stop saying it. You're liable to get a black eye if you don't cut it out.

    15. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by msuzio · · Score: 1

      Please, I'll pay you (honest, email me) to never ever use the word "lappie" again. That non-word hurts me to the very core. My mother, the English teacher, would die (and the poor dear, she's 81 already -- do you want to kill her?) if she ever heard that abomination repeated in front of her.

  32. Would I? Yes. Should most of you? hell no by 228e2 · · Score: 2

    Let me shed some light on dell computers, and more specifically the xps series as a dell rep. The XPS series is not intended for those people (like the man in the video) to work on articles on a bus station, ITS A GAMING RIG. The XPS series is intended for users who are into intense gaming/graphical design/any other field that would require a strong cpu. Hence the the dual cores most come with standard. And the larger HDD's compared to the latitude and inspiron series. HENCE THE 20 INCH SCREEN. Thanks for taking yet another article out context /. This was about as silly as the one Zook put up yesterday.

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  33. never used a 20 by east+coast · · Score: 1

    I have a 2 17s that I think are great: full keypad, enough real estate on the screen to have two documents open at the same time and both are readable without a telescope? What's not to love?
     
    I don't have as many problems as some of the 17 inch naysayers seem to have... the battery life, while not as good as my thinkpad is good enough to be productive when i'm away from a power source and, sure, i use a backpack with mine but considering the size it's not like i'm lugging an anvil along. Anyone who's used laptops for more than a couple of years can scoff at the "8 pounds is heavy" excuse used by some.
     
    Altho I will say I have yet to see a carry case of anytype for a 20. but considering that most laptop users don't really use their as a portible device this may not be an issue.

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  34. Obligatory Doctor Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "On behalf of my girlfriend, I have to say the answer is yes."

    As her gynecologist I'd say, have mercy man! You want to have children some day?

  35. Don't copy that floppy! by Rich+Klein · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do they realize they're copying this video from a month ago?

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    1. Re:Don't copy that floppy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The laptop magazine article you've linked to via Engadget isn't a video, it's a few photographs! A few photographs VS a four minute video. I didn't laugh at the photos on Laptop Magazine, but I did laugh at the video in the Slashdot story.... It may be a similar idea, but I prefer CNET's exectution of it.

  36. I own one - it's great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who actually owns this "laptop", let me say the following:

    Anyone who actually tried to use this on a plane or bus or whatever is mental. It's not designed for that. But as a highly portable full-featured desktop system it's great. Powerful, well designed, and reasonably rugged. I bought mine so that when I travel I'd have a decent computer in my hotel. And it's great for that.

  37. I'd love one by CaptnMArk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Big screen laptop would enable many things:

    - normal keyboard (I'd love a proper keyboard, see www.pckeyboard.com)
    - 2 hard drives (for RAID-1)
    - bigger battery or two
    - better cooling
    - more I/O ports
    - more expansion slots
    - maybe even include a resting/charging place for a (wireless) mouse

    Weight is a minor problem, price is a bigger one.

    1. Re:I'd love one by Ullteppe · · Score: 1
      Weight a minor problem? Seriously? After lugging my laptop bag from one end of the airport to the other I would kill for a lighter one, and I have a 12.1"... Do you actually carry your laptop around, or do you carry it from your living room to your office and back?

      If you have a home office, it is possible to set up an external screen, a keyboard and a mouse, you know...

    2. Re:I'd love one by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Hell, why not add in a George Foreman grill while you're at it?

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    3. Re:I'd love one by evilviper · · Score: 1
      - normal keyboard (I'd love a proper keyboard, see www.pckeyboard.com)

      If not for the num pad, you could pretty easily fit a (almost) full keyboard on a much smaller notebook. And the trend torwards widescreen displays only makes it easier.

      - 2 hard drives (for RAID-1)

      Only the smallest, thinest notebooks (~12") would have a problem fitting two hard drives in the case. It's a question of demand (and price), not space.

      - bigger battery or two

      Again, nothing to do with the size of the notebook at all. My laptop mounts the battery externally, and having it stick out a bit further is no big deal.

      - better cooling

      Same issue. Demand and price (and noise), not space.

      Weight is a minor problem,

      No, no it's not. Just ask Sony, Toshiba, or any of the other manufacturers of $3,000+ ultra-light notebooks.
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    4. Re:I'd love one by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      With a Sony battery (since it's a Dell), it already has one!

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    5. Re:I'd love one by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      If you travel a lot, you're probably an executive-type that doesn't really need a whiz-bang laptop (unless you're into the hardware one-upmanship game). If you're important enough and need serious screen space you will have a suitable station waiting for you at your destination. If you're really competent, there is no need to madly rush to complete things while on the plane.

      Often, people that fly and whine are those that like to subtly point out (see: namedropping) how important they are (because of their work-related travel and implied worldliness).

      IMO, people that HAVE to travel on planes should take that time to relax, reflect and/or think, not pop open a screen to demonstrate how important they are to possibly onlooking passengers.

    6. Re:I'd love one by Ullteppe · · Score: 1
      No, I don't need a whiz-bang laptop. And this goes for most other people as well. Gamers and graphics artists are not in the majority amongst PC users. I work for a semiconductor company. A few years ago, most of the chip designers had top-of-the-line machines because they ran heavy simulations, but these days the simulations are run on central servers, so they don't need fancy machines either. I think we are on the verge of issuing laptops to almost everybody, so people at least can work from home. Now, probably a 15" would be a good idea for many people. There might even be some people that have a good use for a 17". But a 20" is just plain madness. My home desktop setup has a 17" (I do have a 20" LCD at work).

      Even if I do not work on the plane (it is useful to do 2-3 hours work on a 9-11 hour flight - I live in Europe and have to visit customers and also the company HQ in the US), I have to carry the damn thing around. Now, if I really was top level management, I would fly business class or have a peon to carry my laptop around, and I would actually have less need for a small laptop. So, actually my motives are the opposites of what you imply. If I didn't get things done on the move, then I have to do those things when I get back, instead of spending time at home with my family. So lose the attitude, smart-ass.

    7. Re:I'd love one by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I offer my apologies; I didn't realize that, as an international traveller, you had so few options and were so restricted by your employer. What exactly do you do with your travelling laptop, graphics?

      It was amusing to read your reply - the first paragraph was pretty civil, as were the first few sentences of the second. Then things seemed to degenerate, ending with name-calling (or maybe it was just a helpful suggestion that I misinterpreted).

      Cheers.

    8. Re:I'd love one by Ullteppe · · Score: 1
      Sorry - I got more and more angry thinking about this while I wrote, and my temper got the better of me.

      Many people who don't travel a lot think that business travel must be fun or even glamourous. I think that for most frequent travellers, it's a drag. When I first started out, I was single and I travelled to places I hadn't been to before, and that was fun. But after a while, you really get tired of airplanes, airports and hotels. And when you have a family, being away from them for one or two weeks (US or Asian trip, a business trip in US is just a couple days so this isn't a problem) isn't fun either. After 911, the norm is to fly coach. Many executives fly coach, it depends on company policy. For us lower down the hirarchy, the only time we get to fly business is if we get an upgrade or if we are so late ordering tickets that we have to buy business tickets (happened to me once - had to fly to the US on one day's notice). Add jetlag, and heavy-handed security and plane travel can get really frustrating (there's more and more big-shot people flying private jets these days because they will not put up with the indignities of flying commercial, even on first class). Not that I envy them, some people in my company travel 200 days of the year, this is way more than I would put up with regardless of how I travelled.

      I do mostly plain-vanilla stuff on my laptop; email, MS Office, Acrobat documents (can be slow, but I start it and leave it), research on the web, so I really do not have very extensive computing needs. I have a 3G (UMTS/GPRS) PC-express card that helps a lot as emergency backup in case the hotels don't have WLAN (some European hotels still don't have broadband access). Much time is used answering emails, it's very good getting rid of them before I go home. When making connections it's very nice to only carry a small laptop bag with my 12" laptop, accessories, iPod, a book and my PSP in it. I tried a 15" and found it heavy. The thought of carrying even a 17" makes me cringe.

    9. Re:I'd love one by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      No real need to apologize. I'm a CAD graphics guy and my latest tax-deductible toy is:

      http://pipingdesign.com/photos/quad_display2.jpg

      I think I've gone too far with the multiple screen thing.

    10. Re:I'd love one by Ullteppe · · Score: 1

      Wow! I've been playing with the idea of buying a second 19" screen more for my home setup because I play around Cubase and Cubase really eats screen area, but quad-screen is more than I've thought of... How do the top screens work? I think I would get a sore neck from looking up.

    11. Re:I'd love one by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      You're right about the sore neck part (it's only been set up for a couple of days), I'm going to have to lower the overall assembly somehow. Windows recognizes the 4 and you just drag and drop in Display Properties to prioritize whichever ones you want.

      The 22 inchers are nice for the 3D CAD software I use since it takes up a fair amount of horizontal screen space.

      Once you get used to multiple monitors it's frustrating to have to work with one. These days, twin 19" LCD is pretty much standard for 3D engineering stuff and even that is not enough if you have to have multiple models open simultaneously.

      In 1998 I convinced my then employer to purchase a 21" CRT to replace a 17". That monster cost twice as much as the four I have now!

  38. It depends by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    I'm the kind of user that wants a lot of punch (not the drinkable) in the computer and selected a "laptop" on those conditions. It's not convenient to use on an aircraft or on the train, but it is very useful when it comes to software development. I see it as a portable workstation. Most laptops suffers from severe lack of performance, which makes them unsuitable for programming, but if it's only necessary to do writing and drawing in PowerPoint then the ordinary laptops are sufficient.

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  39. 8.3 Kilograms?!? by the+Gray+Mouser · · Score: 1

    This thing's close to twenty pounds. It's probably at least that when you put the battery in.

    I really don't think this is going to see much use as a "laptop" computer. Then again, maybe the money you save not needing to join a health club for your workouts any more adds to the value.

  40. No thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm perfectly fine with my less-than-3lbs Thinkpad x60s which comes with a 12" display.
    That's still 99.9999999999% bigger than the slashdot crowd (nobody can compete with CowboyNeal though).

  41. Useless video stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How practical... [buffering]... is a [buffering]... video that [buffering]... stops every [buffering]... two seconds for [buffering]... buffering? You'd think somewhere in among all that flashy interface they'd have figured out what "bitrate" meant? Typical news.com.com.com.com.

    1. Re:Useless video stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not even a matter of figuring out bitrate. All other flash video players will continously buffer until you have the whole video locally. This POS buffers like 2 seconds and then stops transmitting data to the player.

      Idiots.

  42. No way by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 1

    I have a 17" Dell Inspiron and I can tell you that it's a great laptop but don't plan on being able to use it everywhere. First off, it's completely unusable in a coach seat on an airplane because it's so huge there is actually not enough space between you and the seat in front of you to open it! Also, at a battery life of about 2.5 hours it's not going to keep you up for long with no external power available. I can imagine a 20" laptop would be worse since it's going to have greater backlighting demands.

  43. yea by Danzigism · · Score: 1

    these things are always a matter of personal preference.. i like a good small laptop, with a crystal clear and legible screen no bigger than 14 or 15 inches.. but i could see how a graphic designer, video editor, or hardcore portable gamer could benefit from this size of a laptop.. i wouldn't manufacture a crap load of these, but you can't deny that some people think bigger is better.. however, i personally think Dell should concentrate on making computers that don't break before they continue producing this crap..

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  44. It weighs 18 1/2 pounds! by BeeBeard · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check out the specs on this thing on Dell's website.

    The dimensions are less of a concern as long as it fits in a backpack or roomy laptop case, but to even call this monster a laptop is disingenuous. It is more of a "portable" computer in the sense that it can all be transported in one piece should you ever attempt to break your back moving it.

    1. Re:It weighs 18 1/2 pounds! by kypper · · Score: 1

      You're right, it's not a laptop... it's a luggable

    2. Re:It weighs 18 1/2 pounds! by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

      No, this is a luggable.

    3. Re:It weighs 18 1/2 pounds! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No that's a boy... and WHAT a boy.

  45. Vision issues by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I do all my writing on my 15" laptop. If it were any smaller, I would have trouble reading it. Jacking the font size up results in a smaller amount of the page on the screen at a time, which results in scrolling incessantly, which means I waste more time with the arrow keys and extreme right side of the trackpad.

    So, there is a practical purpose for these things. Believe me, if I could work on a 13" screen, I would.

    1. Re:Vision issues by fossa · · Score: 1

      I do all my reading on 8 1/2 by 11 inch typing paper (that's 13 inches diagonal with reasonable margins) and 10pt text. If it were any lower resolution, I would have trouble reading it.

    2. Re:Vision issues by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

      I'm just worried it'll be too big to use on the dashboard of my car on the way to work...

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    3. Re:Vision issues by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Just put it in the passenger seat. You might have to turn you head farther to watch your porn, but it'll fit there.

  46. I would buy one by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...or are they just luggable desktops?

    What's wrong with a luggable desktop? While I wouldn't want to use this in a subway, plane, bus, etc, it sounds ideal to set on your hotel room desk. I love my 12" iBook, but it is not a workstation. Its screen is too small and its keyboard too cramped. Its good for use in a cramped plane seat, but sucks trying to do real work in the hotel room. But this 20" laptop sounds like it could be my home system away from home.

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    1. Re:I would buy one by evilviper · · Score: 1
      What's wrong with a luggable desktop?

      Umm, maybe the fact that most people "wouldn't want to use [a lugable] in a subway, plane, bus, etc,"

      There's a mutually exclusive market for both, and the question (as to which category this falls under) is a perfectly reasonable one.
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  47. Traveling on the tube? by bug · · Score: 1

    The shocking thing to me isn't successfully using a laptop on the London tube, despite how crowded it typically is. No, I'm more shocked at how successful he was at traveling on the tube at all. Typical announcements in tube stations include "there is good service on the Piccadilly Line". This distinguishes it from all of the other tube lines which are, by implication, offering less than good service.

  48. Yes and no. by ADamiani · · Score: 1

    It's not highly carriable, although I'd love to see a carrying handle and display attached to the base with pylons on a 17" or 19" model, it seems to greatly enhance the portability, mitigating some of the size/weight issue. It's not the same product, precisely as a 15" laptop, much less a 13" or 11" notebook, or some of the new Origami PCs. I think you nailed it right on the head: this is a luggable desktop. You don't bring it with you because you want mobile productivity, you bring it with you because you want the biggest, most powerful machine you can get, and you just can't bring your desktop with you. It's your LAN party in a box.

  49. eyephones by kwoff · · Score: 1

    When will we get lasers writing directly on our retinas so we can look at whatever screen size we want?

    1. Re:eyephones by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As soon as the test subjects eye sockets stop smoldering.

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  50. Big Laptops by nazera · · Score: 1

    If it fits in a backpack that I can take on a a plane and is not crazy expensive, I'll take it...I looked at the XPS when my last laptop past it's 3 year life span. I am lucky in that my company allows me to replace my laptop every three years and my workstaion every five years....without question. I am also not a typical laptop user....I don't use them on planes, trains, buses or at my desk, but I have always had to have one. I picked a Dell M90 laptop.....up till then: I HATED LAPTOPS. They are either small and slow with pixels the size of eraser heads...or they cost an arm and a leg, and the big ones you could only get from a no name, HP or Sony...and they needed wheels on them....the XPS needed wheels. On my production workstation (two big hi-res flats, ram to burn..etc),I work in AutoDesk Inventor, AutoCAD, Altium Designer 6 (PCB design), VS2005, Code Warrior, programming software for 6 to 10 types of PLCs and the regular bloat of SDKs, et.all, that come with all this stuff. Then I end up needing to travel around the planet with all this "stuff" for commisioning Control Systems, fixing problems, re-designs of mechanical, electrical and software systems....on a moments notice. We build all kinds of crazy machines and systems....and the prototype IS the final product...so no being able to go on site with all the tools ready for anything is just not an option. Packing up a workstation for what could be a one day or one year (you don't know how bad it is gonna be till you get there) is, well just crazy talk. So I always had to make do with the best laptop I could get and suffer thru the limited vision into what ever software I needed at the time. The M90 is great...big but not a table top...and if things get real crazy I can always tag a second monitor on it. Does it replace my workstation ? No. Is it a real tool ? Yes. (I'm sure while writing this the penis posts have started...so as not to be left out...my wife thinks the 17" is good on size and when used properly is just as yummy as the 20"er).

  51. 20 inch laptop by Gnuontz · · Score: 1

    A. how long will it take to get a linux distro running on it properly, B. a little weight for esentially a complete desk top replacement (not so bad imho)C. i really like the dual duty carry handle-monitor support, offers much in the area of adjusting the screen ( might be cool on smaller systems too (does it protect the back ports from accidental damage?) D. detachable keyboard is cool too. i guess that i am still a cyberpunk, every time i see something like a guy controlling a robot arm by thought, and roll up material that could become a monitor, i start picturing myself plugging into a Fairlight Excalibur. guess i am a nerd

  52. Hilarious video indeed. by Kickasso · · Score: 1

    Totally blank. The sound is OK though. Do I need Flash 9 to view that or what? Nah, won't bother, but thanks anyway.

  53. Why the shiny screens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does new laptops have those shiny plastic in front of the screens. One of the things I was happy to get rid of when I got my flatscreen, was the annoying reflections.
    Is is a feature or just some way of making it cheaper?

    1. Re:Why the shiny screens? by enosys · · Score: 2, Informative
      You can get some information on Dell TrueLife screens from ScreenTek. It is not just a shiny screen. Basically the screen deals with reflections with an anti-reflection coating which minimizes the amount of reflected light instead of a rough texture which scatters light so you don't see reflected shapes. Overall, it reflects less light and you're supposed to get better contrast.

      I have one and I'm not disappointed. Yes, the screen reflects like a mirror, and you could actually use it instead of a mirror in some situations when it is off. However, in most situations when it is on reflections are not a problem.

    2. Re:Why the shiny screens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, thanks for the info. :) I did notice a difference in the images on the ones I have seen but I was unsure if it was just the "play a cartoon on the screen to make look better" syndrome from TV's transferred to notebooks.

  54. Give me one luggable and one ultra portable by DumbSwede · · Score: 1

    It's wide screen, but it isn't even 1080p? Its some weird in between 720p and 1080p res of 1680x1050.
    What I really want is a 10" at full 1080p.
    I know this is technically possible as my Nokia 770 is 800x480 and is only 4 inches wide display.
    Granted 200dpi makes for some squinting at times, but on the whole it works great especially with Opera's zoom function (which maintains font anti-aliasing). I'd love a full 1280x720 at 300dpi if they could squeeze it into the same space. I might look odd as hell, but with a bluetooth keyboard you could dangle such a contraption off the brim or a special hat for long sessions of typing instead of having to hunch over to see the small screen.

    Off course the Nokia 770 doesn't have anywhere near the horse power of this rig, on the other hand I have yet to drain the battery with one day's average use (seriously). Why not concentrate on making a "Luggable" like the original Macs? A slightly downsized tower that has a handle on top and a detachable LCD on the side? Doesn't even need to be able to run off batteries -- leave that to the real laptops you take on business trips.

    And where the hell are those direct to eyeball laser scanners that where suppose to change everything?

    1. Re:Give me one luggable and one ultra portable by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      It's wide screen, but it isn't even 1080p? Its some weird in between 720p and 1080p res of 1680x1050.
      What I really want is a 10" at full 1080p.


      1680x1050 is quite common for widescreen computer displays of that size. Having 1080p would be nice, but more annoying about those 1680x1050 displays is their 16/10 aspect ratio. No, I do not permanently want controls or the taskbar or such being displayed when watching a video, and having black bars above and below a widescreen program on a widescreen display is just silly.

    2. Re:Give me one luggable and one ultra portable by DumbSwede · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm aware this is a common resolution for desktop LCD, as for the odd aspect ratio, that has to do with the size of the larger glass they cut these things from, rather than throw away usable glass they choose sizes that use up all the glass. I know all this, but if you are going to have a full 20" display then make the dotpitch such that you can get a full 1080p picture out of it and support easily showing the 1080p on external HDTV (though that probably is doable with this rig as a 2nd monitor in some fashion).

      There are full 1080p displays in 15" and 17", why not this EXPENSIVE 20"?

    3. Re:Give me one luggable and one ultra portable by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 2, Informative

      but if you are going to have a full 20" display then make the dotpitch such that you can get a full 1080p picture out of it and support easily showing the 1080p on external HDTV (though that probably is doable with this rig as a 2nd monitor in some fashion).

      First of all, I'd rather want a 1080p resolution display on such a machine as well.

      Then, many video cards do not support the native resolution of a 1080p display but do support 1680x1050. Of course in case of this laptop, it would be possible to select video hardware that does support this resolution.

      Only looking really good at their native resolution is one of the bigger drawbacks of lcd based technology such as tft. The consequence of scaling video to their native resolution is by far not as bad as when doing this for a computer display that has lots of text on it for example.

      Hence, 1680x1050 is a lot less troublesome with regards to hardware and software support, and since such a display has only one native resolution, I'd think that this is why they opted for this 'weird' resolution instead of 1080p.

      There are full 1080p displays in 15" and 17", why not this EXPENSIVE 20"?

      And I'm sure there exist 20" displays that do 1080p, just not this one.

  55. Smaller is better by jridley · · Score: 1

    I have a 15.1" laptop now and my main complaint is it's too big. I don't take it with me much because IMHO it's too clumsy.

    My next laptop will be as small and light as possible; probably a 12" screen, and I hope 4 pounds. I don't even care if it even HAS batteries; I never use a laptop anywhere that I don't have a 110v socket anyway, even in my car. For me a laptop can't be my only machine or replace a desktop anyway because I really need a ton of storage and the ability to plug in a wide range of peripherals, so the laptop might as well be as portable as possible.

    1. Re:Smaller is better by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my favorite laptop is my 701c butterfly by IBM. runs linux well enough to ssh to my real machine and it's folding keyboacd never fails to impress. I would really like to see something like it made again, but with modern materials and batteries (all used to make it even smaller and lighter than before!)

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  56. What, seriously, is the point? by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

    It's obviously NOT the best for use on the move. I mean he shows it can be done, but it would be easier with just about anything else.

    The only advantage I can see to this over, say, a small notebook and a large monitor, is the battery power. If you HAVE to have a 20 inch screen and you have to have it someplace with no power outlets, that's obviously the thing to get. Otherwise, a desktop is going to be cheaper, more upgradeable, and probably more powerful. A real notebook will be more usable on the road. This is obviously a niche machine.

    "Desktop replacement" notebooks don't. They sacrifice most of the advantage of having a notebook and don't achieve half the advantages of having a desktop.

  57. What I really want... by drsmithy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I get the point of these massive laptops - they're really just more convenient "portable computers" for people who want something that's all in one and easy to move from desk to desk.

    However, what I really want (and I'm sure many would agree) is a small - 12" - 14" laptop that can drive *two* external monitors (I'd even be only marginally disappointed if it required disabling the internal screen to do so).

    I'd really like a laptop to use (for work) as my only machine, but I'm way too used to having a pair of 21" LCDs to use anything smaller for real work.

    I am somewhat surprised Apple hasn't brought out a machine capable of this - but then again I'd expect it to come from one of the less well known manufacturers (like Asus) first.

    1. Re:What I really want... by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      There's always - http://www.matrox.com/graphics/en/gxm/products/dh2 go/home.php
      But it's not the cheap option.

    2. Re:What I really want... by thejeffer · · Score: 1

      Dell laptops will actually do this. However, you have to buy a docking station, and you're only going to get digital on one of the outputs. If you're willing to lay down cash for two 21" LCDs, the $100 or so for the dock isn't much. The docking stations (at least the one I have) support simultaneous output to one VGA screen and one DVI-D screen. The docking station is just plain nice to have if you use a Dell laptop for work anyway, so if you're looking for this setup, it's well worth the money.

  58. ill pass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my 10.1 inch laptop screen is just fine. and i can open it easily on a plane.

  59. Unoriginal Idea by cmcginty · · Score: 0

    Too bad C-Net has to copy other peoples ideas.

  60. Girls commenting on the 20 incher by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    Near the end of the video he asks some people(only girls I noticed) what they think of the 20-inch..umm..laptop. Sample responses:

    Its biiig

    It's huuuuge

    If I drop this, you're in trouble

    I like black laptops better than [hesitates] white laptops

  61. 17" by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Even those are too big, for a laptop.

    Laptops are supposed to be *portable* devices, not complete desktop replacements. If you want that, buy a docking station..

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    1. Re:17" by jandrese · · Score: 1

      "Portable" doesn't always mean "use it exclusivly on the airplane". Sometimes you need something that you can easily pick up and move, but not necessarily use on the go. There are also times when you need the faster graphics card, memory, processor, etc... and larger laptops make sense.

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  62. wow..... by Saeris · · Score: 1

    that is one huuuuuuge notebook, no, BRIEFCASE PC... hmmm.... breifcase pc... :coins the term briefcase pc now: can't say i'd use that on a day to day basis, but if i had one, it'd be a nice compact replacement for my giant desktop system, and it'd be great for lan parties because it's easily portable and powerful. other than that, i don't see all that much use for it as a portable briefcase pc. ~Saeris

  63. The keyboard by scwizard · · Score: 1

    Looking at it's keyboard in this video I'd have to say that I'm very worried about my hand hitting the touchpad by mistake and making the mouse fly everywhere.

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  64. WTF Subway by MyGirlFriendsBroken · · Score: 1

    WTF is this subway business, the video quite clearly shows him on Londons integrated transport system, managing to hope seamlessly from tube to bus. But then if your not going any specific like say, home, I guess it works like that.

    And yes, it's not a subway (pedestrian tunnel under a road) it's the tube or underground.

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    1. Re:WTF Subway by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      What you might call "the tube" in the UK is what we, in the US, would generally call a subway.

  65. Obligatory Penis Comment Complementary by Poltras · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, but would you use a 20-incher with an exploding battery?

  66. Size and weight by Ullteppe · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it actually be more convenient to carry around a Mac mini or a Shuttle box and a 20" LCD? Shuttle even makes a backback for their boxes... The batteries on this thing probably last so short you could really do without them anyway. Big is not beautiful!

  67. Doesn't qualify as video, or funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "video" is somewhat hidden. You have to click thru several pages. Also, you need to use unspecified browser mods (javascript and flash).

    And it doesn't qualify as a video because there aren't any pictures. And I can't believe someone would call this audio clip funny. It is just a product description.

  68. So much for the video. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah what the fuck is wrong with that video? (Let me count the ways...)

    Seriously, I really tried to watch it. It would play for about three seconds, and then stop for "buffering." No surprise there -- I'm on a shared connection. I don't have enough bandwidth to watch something like that live.

    So I thought I'd just pause it and let it load -- like any decent system ought to allow me to do -- but oh, no; it had better ideas. As soon as I put it on pause, it stopped buffering. I can tell, because the traffic through my router just abruptly stopped. When I hit play again, then it started buffering again.

    How brain-dead is that? Even if I tried to play it through at its stuttering, three-seconds-per-load speed, and then rewind back to the beginning and play it again, it apparently doesn't "buffer" for very long, because it tried to reload the data.

    I want to find the person who thought that encapsulating videos inside Flash objects was a good idea, and put their face in a bench vise. They could have just used a good-old streaming video object, but no. They had to do it with Flash. Well, the hell with them.

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    1. Re:So much for the video. by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yup. Com

      pletely unw

      atchable. Can so

      meone please post i

      t to YouTube?

  69. Practical? I think not. by Neil+Hodges · · Score: 1

    This is quite monstrous, indeed. I have trouble carrying around a 15-inch laptop during my daily commute; I'd probably not make it with this.

    It also seems quite uncomfortable having to balance it upon your thighs, rather than just letting it sit. The keyboard's positing is an ergonomics nightmare, in my opinion.

  70. yes we're doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... 20 inch should be enough for everyone.

  71. This is a desktop replacement! by AWhistler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a Dell e1705. It is a great machine, but I use it as a desktop replacement, not a laptop. It is very nice to be sitting in my living room chair with a "hospital swingarm desk" (bought at OfficeMax) using this machine. I could not do that with a 17" widescreen 1900x1200, keyboard and touchpad attached to a PC on the floor...the monitor would always try to fall off the desk. I can use this machine in a much smaller space than a normal desktop machine. But I would not try to use it on an airplane or subway (or underground if I were in Britain).

    It is very nice to be able to pick the machine up, move it to the kitchen, use it there, and move it back later. I could *NEVER* do that with a desktop machine without dismantling it. For one thing, there are too many pieces to move...the e1705 only has two pieces to move, and with the battery, I can unplug the power and move it too without powering down. The best thing about it is being able to conveniently take a fully-powered machine to a friend's house (think LAN party, but I don't use it like that).

    The Dell 2010 is really a "briefcase PC" (I like that term...thanks). It folds up and closes with a handle just like a briefcase. It probably couldn't be used on my swingarm desk, but it still could be used in less space than a desktop, can move all in one piece, and unplug for short periods of time, and can move to others' houses. Trying to use this on the Underground is just silly. This machine is "this generation's" luggable.

  72. Will there be... by T.Louis · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a kevlar version, or atleast one with spikes where I can beat up people with lesser laptops?

  73. XPS M2010 Specs by @madeus · · Score: 4, Informative

    All talk, no facts.

    Yeah, not like your post, which was a fountain of knowledge.

    You could at least have linked to the specs on the Dell website, which lists the the specs as:

    CPU options:

            * Intel® Core(TM) 2 Duo Processor
            * Intel® CoreTM 2 Duo Processor T7200 (2GHz, 4M L2 Cache, 667MHz FSB)
            * Intel® CoreTM 2 Duo Processor T7400 (2.16GHz, 4M L2 Cache, 667MHz FSB)
            * Intel® CoreTM 2 Duo Processor T7600 (2.33GHz, 4M L2 Cache, 667MHz FSB)

    Other misc. info:

            * Up to 4 GB of DDR2 dual channel2 memory
            * 20.1" Widescreen WSXGA+ display
            * 256MB ATI® MobilityTM RADEONTM X1800 Graphics Card for multimedia intensive applications.
            * Integrated 1.3 megapixel web cam and array microphone
            * 8 speakers and subwoofer
            * Up to 240GB3 of storage across two hard drives
            * Optional RAID 0 - 1
            * 8x DVD/CD Burner (DVD+/-RW)4

    Weight & Dimensions

            * Width: 18.85"
            * Height: 2.90"
            * Depth: 15.90"
            * Weight (lbs): 18.305

    I/O Ports

            * IEEE 1394 integrated port (1394 cable and software sold separately)
            * 4 USB 2.0 (Universal Serial Bus) compliant 4-pin connectors
            * ExpressCard Slot
            * RJ45 Ethernet port
            * RJ11 Modem port
            * Video: Digital Video Interface (DVI)
            * S-Video: 7-pin mini-DIN connector
            * Component Video, S/PDIF Digital & Analog 7.1/5.1 Audio out
            * 13-in-2 removable memory card reader

    1. Re:XPS M2010 Specs by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Why should I? The parent didn't bother so I was under no obligation. Why don't you refute my claims then? While you're at it, why don't you link to any information that supports that notion that the Dell machine comes from the Alienware connection?

    2. Re:XPS M2010 Specs by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Why should I? The parent didn't bother so I was under no obligation. Why don't you refute my claims then?

      When your in a hole, it's time to stop digging.

    3. Re:XPS M2010 Specs by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Really? Please point out what hole I'm in. Here's the entirety of my original post. Please point out where I'm mistaken:

      "This machine is the result of Dell buying Alienware."

      "The toughness of this machine, I suspect, is another example of Alienware's influence."

      What evidence do you have for making these statements?

      "Someone also mentioned RAID 0..."

      The Dell website lists RAID 0 or RAID 1.

      "I suspect it's packing a Core Duo."

      Why don't you look it up on Dell's website then?

      All talk, no facts.

      You will notice that I pointed out Dell's RAID features and I did not point out the factual error regarding the processor. You did though.

      In constrast, all you've done is regurgitate the Dell website and we're all very grateful. That fact of the matter is that the original poster posted no facts, only speculation and opinion, and some of the speculation was totally unnecessary.

    4. Re:XPS M2010 Specs by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Really? Please point out what hole I'm in.

      It's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron.

    5. Re:XPS M2010 Specs by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Oh irony! You are so clever. If only something were ironic.

      Thanks for you coherent, fact-filled arguments. I'll stop digging now, and I suggest you stop beating your wife.

  74. Funny stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you use a 20-incher?

    Oh boy, do I have some funny stories about packing a 20-incher and riding the subway...

  75. I'll tell you how impractical can be... by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 2, Informative

    I recently received an HP Pavillion dv9000 laptop to replace my E-machines M6805 under Best-Buy's lemon policy. When I bought the E-machines laptop, I purchased a Samsonite laptop carrier that fit the 17-in screen of the M6805. When I got the replacement, I took the laptop home to discover that the HP dv9000 was almost an inch and a half wider than the M6805. According to the spec of the dv9000 at Best Buy, the width of the laptop is 18 3/8 inches. So I decided today to go back to Best Buy to see if they had a wider laptop carrier. No go. The widest carriers that Best Buy even sold were around 16 1/2 inches wide. Even the Best Buy associate recommended going to a luggage outlet to find a compatible carrier. Talk about inpractical. :-)

  76. 3 Inches by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

    3 Inches less practical than 17" laptops.

  77. Beats carrying your desktop machine like guy's. by antdude · · Score: 1

    At least it is better than this custom Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System. [grin] :)

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  78. iPod computer Shrink the whole iMac into an iPod. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to see all the power of an iMac stuffed into a iPod:

    WiFi
    Full Web Browsing Keyboard-less touch screen voice activated.
    Built in iSight with iChat.
    Email Scheduler, iLife programs etc.
    Able to run mac software, even MS Office...
    It should come with it's own base station and remote control.

    The iPod-Mac would basically position itself above the video Mac and below the Mac Mini.

    Oh, and 24 hours full use battery life, too!

  79. Don't believe everything you find on the 'net by BlueBiker · · Score: 1, Interesting

    RAID 1 will slow writes by a full 50% when mirroring across master and slave on the same IDE channel.

    RAID 1 will show no read improvements at all on systems which lack optimizations to interleave reads across devices.

    There are lots of other cases where real-world RAID performance won't match a naive estimation. For example, it only takes three drives to fully saturate an Ultra 320 SCSI bus these days.

  80. Too big, maybe when they are lighter by DoomfrogBW · · Score: 1

    I have a Dell 610 and Dell 810. The Dell 810's are nice, but they are just too wide and heavy. I simple 15 inch screen will do.

  81. uni? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Were you privy to university studies?

  82. Top-heavy like ... by mnemotronic · · Score: 1
    You were expecting a Jessica Simpson or Dolly Parton joke perhaps? Hah!

    Anyway, a co-worker had some manufacturer's 20 or 21 incher in his office about 6 months ago. It had at least 3 fans in it, and the display (upper half) was glass-faced. A piece of glass that big is heavy, especially in comparison to the bottom half. Opened up (using it like you would use a laptop), it was always in danger of tipping over.

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  83. Re: Finally, a positive post to join in with! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    75% of the posters above this point in the threading slammed this offering pretty badly. It's NOT meant to be opened between two subway passengers. A, you should know better than having delusions of concentration on the subway, and B, if you really are that good, print yourself 50 pages of email to read on your 38 minute commute.

    You successfully arrive to your conference with the client, where you two can discuss **whatever** without feeling hemmed in by a typical laptop 14-ish inch screen. You have the full keyboard, so your typing doesn't go to pieces, and at the end of the meeting, you hand off your proposal, and pack it up.

    Someone thinks there's a little durability built in here for once. Yes, it's nice not to have a laptop completely disintegrate because you dropped it once.

    My only concern is the price break. This is October... therefore it's $2500-ish.
    presuming it doesn't Bomb and force Dell to retire it in embarassment, I'd buy it the minute it hits the $1500 range, perhaps next August.

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  84. A less sexy, but more useful idea by Yogs · · Score: 1

    Let's take an ordinary 15 or 17 inch laptop, find a way to pack an identically sized lcd with it securely.

    Finally use a convenient connector to that second LCD (I'm not up on what would be good here... I'm looking for something that I don't have to screw in and I'm guessing it does exist. Bonus points if the same connector can provide power to the second LCD, too).

    You can either take the additional LCD or not, depending on your desired setup, and whether you'll have the juice to run two LCDs. Should be cheaper than this, and more usable for most applications.

  85. My 17" VAIO is cumbersome enough as it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, lucky that this has a handle. Because you won't find a laptop bag that will take it, unless that machine gets popular or Apple bring out a 20" laptop. It does look like it would make great body armor though.

    I have a Sony VAIO 17" laptop and sometimes I get envious of my girlfriends 15" Thinkpap Z60t. I realise that it does not sound like a big difference, but going to 17" seems to move past comfort limits you did not know where there. My VAIO tends to stay on desks, since putting it on top of your lap is awkward. You end up struggling between trying to type and trying to keep it from falling off your lap.

    I could move back to 15" and I could also happily move to a B&W e-paper display, since I'm a UNIX guy and CLI or even B&W X is just fine with me.

    But then, when will a laptop be offered with an e-paper display? Nobody wants B&W, so we'll have to wait for colour e-paper.

  86. GTA on the way to work? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    A 20-inch laptop might sound perfect for a game of Grand Theft Auto on the way to work

    I'd hope that you'd be taking the bus or some other form of public transportation!

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  87. 20 inch laptops by horsnell · · Score: 1

    Why does anyome need a laptop that big. You can do the same thing on a smeller one.

  88. Laptop sizes by Criton · · Score: 1

    I think 17" is the pratical limit for a laptop and 14" or 15" being ideal. I find even apple's 17" powerbook a little big though the big screen is good for getting work done. 20" is just too big I'd also worry about breaking that huge screen weight is not a serious issue for me but being able to use it easily is. I think this should be called a luggable vs a laptop since it doesn't fit on one's lap.

  89. exercise you bumb! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    18.5 lbs and your breaking your back?!?!?!

    Stop right now, turn off the computer and TV and start exercising.

    I move regular computers all the time. They weigh a lot more then 18.5 lbs. Do I carry them on the train/plane no. I do carry them up and down 8 flights of stairs. A lot of these computers are Dell XPS gen 3,4,5 computers. They are 50-75lbs! I wouldn't want to carry one for a fwe miles but carring it up 8 flights of stairs is do-able. Granted I get strange looks everytime I do this. But cqarring around 18.5 lbs in a case (who carries their laptop out of it's case walking around to and from their car/train/plane?)