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Cartoon Network CEO Resigns Over Aqua Teen Scare

DesertBlade writes "Jim Samples, CEO of Cartoon Network, has resigned over the bomb scare prompted by the Aqua Teen marketing campaign. Turner (CN's parent company) ended up paying over 2 million in restitution to the city of Boston, and a man with a thirteen year record at the company has lost his job. Though many people have been citing this as 'the ultimate successful advertising campaign', there have obviously been real consequences from the incident." By virtue of the consequences of the campaign, was this now officially a bad idea? Or is your opinion that this is all far too much knee-jerking? Have your say in the comments.

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  1. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by agent+dero · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sorry, but your post mentioned the buck at the top of the list and September 11th, and I can't help but draw any subtle lines between the head of the corp and the head of the state...

    Anyways, I'm glad he took the fall for it, as he most likely has savings as opposed to the young guys who actually put up signs. Another sacrifice is made to the new State of paranoia.

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  2. Overreaction of course by uofitorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Clearly it was an overreaction and someone in Boston should have resigned/been fired instead. See here http://www.dailynews.com/ci_5180780 (via http://www.schneier.com/) for a way to dispose of bombs in a way without shutting down a major metropolitan area.

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    1. Re:Overreaction of course by uofitorn · · Score: 2, Informative
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    2. Re:Overreaction of course by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I say they only slightly overreacted. It was a report of a possible bomb in a very public location. Several very public locations. There was no record of what the devices were, and they should not have been there. Their cartoony look could have been an attempt to get someone to play with them to guarantee a kill. They reacted decisively to neutralize any possible threat.

      Your linked example talks about a few pipe bombs in an aquaduct that had been drained so that they could look for submerged items. There will be no people there. They reacted correctly in that situation as well.

      If you treat cartoony objects as toys and dismiss bomb reports about them, you are guaranteeing that someone will use that disguise for real bombs. You can't simply shrug it off.

      Do I think the CEO should have resigned? No. It was stupid and careless, but nobody was hurt (except that $2mil loss) and there was a ton of publicity.

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    3. Re:Overreaction of course by faronem · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clearly, you've never tried to actually drive in Boston.

  3. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by c_wraith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's highly likely that if this had happened on September 10, 2001, there wouldn't have been this kind of uproar. But in a post-9/11 U.S.A., the authorities have to assume things like this could be terrorist in nature and respond as if they were No, they don't.

    Just because it's cartoony doesn't mean it should be taken less seriously. If we took that attitude, next thing you know, you'd be getting shredded by a Hello Kitty full of C4 and nails. I'd rather take that chance than be forced to watch continual idiocy perpetrated by those who claim to be protecting us.
  4. Very disappointing overreaction by vanyel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not only Boston overreacting, but now the network itself? Where are the people willing to stand up for sanity? It's truly a sad day...

    1. Re:Very disappointing overreaction by sokoban · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup far too much knee-jerking. Boston needs regime change. The people in charge there are obviously idiots and even worse they seem to lack a sense of humor. They aren't called "Massholes" for nothing.
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  5. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Wordplay · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They don't -have- to assume anything. It's not like 9/11 was the kick-off party, and now all the terrorism is going to stream in.

    We're spewing hippopotamus repellent and then claiming victory because there are no hippos. All 9/11 opened the door for was paranoia and jingoism.

  6. Stop Spreading Terror! by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's cool that he is taking responsibility instead of cleaning house. He can afford to go without a salary for a good while, and the rest of his accomplishments as CEO will probably earn him a nice position once the smoke clears.
    I couldn't agree more. However, I take serious issue witih the first part of your comment...

    But in a post-9/11 U.S.A., the authorities have to assume things like this could be terrorist in nature and respond as if they were.
    This kind of attitude is exactly what is wrong with this country right now. Living in fear of LED signs is exactly what the terrorists want. They're called terrorists. They intend to terrorize us. If we can't walk down the street without freaking out when we see some blinking lights, they have achieved their objective. Should the police have investigated these devices? Well, somebody reported it. Somebody should have probably calmly investigated it before bringing the whole city to a halt. Anybody with any common sense can tell that the thing wasn't a bomb. This marketing campaign hit ten cities. Only Boston freaked out. Even NYC, which has much more reason to be afraid of terrorist attacks than Boston, didn't bat an eyelash. Just because we're in a "Post 9/11 World" doesn't mean that we have to freak out and assume that everything out of the ordinary is a terrorist plot. Keep your wits about you, think critically, and respond accordingly. People running around freaking out is only going to make us less safe.
    1. Re:Stop Spreading Terror! by Original+Replica · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "This marketing campaign hit ten cities. Only Boston freaked out."

      So if Boston leaders are of the same caliber of leader as Jim Samples: They should accept some responsibility, admit they over reacted, and absolve Mr.Samples of this "heat" which has given him reason to step down. The marketing campaign was not at fault, Boston was.

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    2. Re:Stop Spreading Terror! by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think it's cool that he is taking responsibility instead of cleaning house. He can afford to go without a salary for a good while, and the rest of his accomplishments as CEO will probably earn him a nice position once the smoke clears.


      I couldn't agree more. However, I take serious issue witih the first part of your comment...

      But in a post-9/11 U.S.A., the authorities have to assume things like this could be terrorist in nature and respond as if they were.


      This kind of attitude is exactly what is wrong with this country right now. Living in fear of LED signs is exactly what the terrorists want. They're called terrorists. They intend to terrorize us. If we can't walk down the street without freaking out when we see some blinking lights, they have achieved their objective. ...

      Just because we're in a "Post 9/11 World" doesn't mean that we have to freak out and assume that everything out of the ordinary is a terrorist plot. Keep your wits about you, think critically, and respond accordingly. People running around freaking out is only going to make us less safe. Thank you for saying this.. I've told plenty of people exactly the same thing, but it seems no one listens.

          The government has been playing the game right out of the Cold War Play Book. An enemy attacks us, they obviously have a goal to conquer or destroy.

          Unfortunately, terrorists aren't playing by the same set of rules. Their goal is to destabilize through fear. They launched a single attack almost 6 years ago, and the American response is "Oh my gosh, it's another attack!" We are terrified. We're scared of each other, of the government, and of some vague group on the other side of the world, who don't have the means to stage a traditional war, or even a single battle. ... and I'm sure I'll get some people replying "BUT WE ARE AT WAR! THEY SHOOT AT US ALL THE TIME!" Sorry guys, those aren't the "terrorists". Those are the citizens of two foreign countries that the US Government decided to conqueror, and slaughter a fair percentage of their population (in that order), in the name of stopping a loose knit group of individuals around the world. If another country did that to the US, I'd bet every American able to hold a gun would be shooting back too. Well, maybe not, there's a lot of passive idiots who will take whatever abuse they're given, say "thank you", and ask for more.

          But hey, we're defending ourselves from terrorism, even if it means scaring all of our civilians into believing anything may be the next attack, and reinforcing the idea that the next attack is coming, even though there is no need for a next attack, because the first one is STILL doing it's job.

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    3. Re:Stop Spreading Terror! by westlake · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Anybody with any common sense can tell that the thing wasn't a bomb.

      No, they can't.

      The function of a booby trap is to tempt the greedy and the careless into doing something supremely stupid.

      It is the big red button that screams "Do Not Touch!"

      But the Geek is way too smart to be taken in by anything so utterly ridicuous.

      The Geek ---to paraphrase Asimov --- is logical, but not reasonable. He'll accept conspiracy theories that are wildly implausible so long as they are internally consistent.

      But madness he cannot understand or accept on its own terms. The Joker in the deck. The man who doesn't play by the rules.

    4. Re:Stop Spreading Terror! by faronem · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I posted a similar reply to a different post earlier, but the difference is in Boston a few of the the second round of the litebrites were put on critical infrastructure--including *underneath* both the BU and Longfellow bridges (the latter of which turned out to be something coincidentally reported and not related to ATHF) and more seriously at the bus stop at the Sullivan Square T station 20ft up on the the main pillar supporting the elevated I-93 right above it...an obvious target if you wanted to kill people stuck in traffic and cause major transportation disruption.

      I'm reasonably sure NYPD would have freaked out if one was reported as an unknown electronic device on the (distinctly longer) GW or Brooklyn bridges. None in NYC were in subway stations or critical infra--the most concerning was on a highway onramp.

      And, most importantly, LEDs are freaking scary! Boo!

    5. Re:Stop Spreading Terror! by darkonc · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No. Both were at fault. It's not like Turner doesn't have money to afford renting space on the side of a billboard, etc. The probable intent of this whole setup was to jar people and make them thing that something strange was up. "Oh, my God, it's a bomb" wasn't an entirely unforseen reaction. If the device was attached to a billboard (or some other private property), however, it would have probably worried people a lot less than a strange device bolted to a freaking bridge.
      (not to mention that -- if you bolt enough random things to a bridge (which requires that you dig into the concrete), you're going to start weakening the structure, and affecting it's MTBF. )

      On the other hand, if Boston authorities had taken 30 seconds to look at what these stupid boxes were doing, they would have realized that it was simply some ghit using public structures as an advertising prop, hunted down the company responsible and charged a couple of executives with public mischief. -- rather than shutting down a bunch of major roadways.

      This overreaction shit is stupid. Even with all the bombings in Iraq, drunk drivers are still killing way more people than terrorism, and the tobacco industry is on an entirely different scale.
      The reason why the airways are safer has nothing to do with airport security confiscating my jeweler's screwdriver and everything to do with the fact that the next idiot who pulls a weapon in an airliner is gonna do a faceplant after a 6000 foot free-fall.. . Even a clipfull of bullets isn't gonna do you much good when you have 75 passengers taking responsibility for the safety of their aircraft while it's in the air.

      If you want America perfectly safe from all terrorist attacks, you're going to have to encase the entire country in a 600 foot thick concrete tomb. Good luck.

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    6. Re:Stop Spreading Terror! by low-k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Part of the problem is that the marketing company's lite-brite boxes were unprofessionally made. There are wires and batteries hanging out the side; it has that look and feel of "bombs" you see in movies (like the ones with the stupid "I'll let you know when I'm going to blow up" 7-segment LED display countdown)... and if bombs look like that in movies, then they *must* look like that in real life, right? If they had just made their little LED boxes to have the same size, shape, color, etc. of the other normal traffic signs/signals, that is do a professional job, then at worst people would have just thought that someone had hacked an existing sign (it's not like most people can precisely remember the exact number of signs/signals at every bridge, overpass, etc. they drive past on the way to work).

      Those signs totally look like some crap that some middle schoolers would throw together at the last minute for a "science" project (no offense intended to you middle schoolers out there who read /.; I should perhaps have said average or typical middle schoolers).

    7. Re:Stop Spreading Terror! by psykocrime · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We're scared of each other, of the government, and of some vague group on the other side of the world, who don't have the means to stage a traditional war, or even a single battle.

      Nah, I'm pretty much just scared of our government. It represents far more of a threat to my safety and well-being than any Al-Qaeda terrorist.

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    8. Re:Stop Spreading Terror! by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Insightful


          I forgot to mention your irony. Well, not exactly irony, but you've spelled it out well. The terrorists used one action to set in motion their real goal. The US has been destabilized for almost 6 years. People trust their government less, and a couple kids putting light-brights around town can cripple one of America's largest cities due to the fear. Oh my gosh Martha, what shall we do? There's a light bright! It must be the bad guys finally back to get us.

          I guess I see the problem though. There is a strong Christian following in our administration. This is a running theme in Christianity. Something bad happened 2,000 years ago, and (theoretically) we know he's coming back for more. I'm not all that into christian mythology, but I think it's Revelations, or something of that sort? I guess if we follow in the current trend, we'll be playing this game for a long, long time.

          You mention the damage WWII caused through Europe, and to those of foreign descent in the US. There are wrongs that go back a lot farther. I usually refer to "Thanksgiving" as "the celebration of the white man's conquest of the Indian lands". But hey, whatever. In the end, they got casino's and radioactive desert. We got ... ummm ... everything else. Or hey, what about the lands previously known as "Mexico". Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, California, ... , ... . Or the sovereign nation of Hawaii? Or a little more recently and closer to home, how about the economic destruction of Cuba?

          It's a great country we live in.

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    9. Re:Stop Spreading Terror! by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, they can't.


      The devices were not large enough to cause significant structural damage and neither contained the shrapnel nor were placed correctly to be antipersonnel weapons.

      Anything could be a bomb, but the question is, what would be effective as a bomb. It's far easier to make an effective bomb out of a trash can or a parked vehicle - we have, in fact, seen both in this country in multiple high-profile incidents. The ATHF signs had neither the size nor correct placement to be particularly effective.

      The function of a booby trap is to tempt the greedy and the careless into doing something supremely stupid.


      Why the hell would you place a booby trap 10 feet off the ground, where no one can touch it? It makes sense for the police to excersize caution when they investigate it, just as they would with an unattended bag in an airport or a suspicious package in the street. But caution doesn't mean paranoia.

      But madness he cannot understand or accept on its own terms.


      This, of course, has nothing to do with anything. We would be happy to have "mad" terrorists - no, it is the calculating, methodical terrorists that pose a real threat. A madman will run into a restaurant with a bomb and kill a few people. Someone who spends years planning an attack can kill thousands.

      For those of you who live with this "Post 9/11" mentality, consider this: about 6800 people die in the US, every day, from a variety of causes. It's just a matter of when and from what. So, the question is, how do terrorist attacks rank against other causes of death in the US? They aren't even a blip on the radar.

      Heart disease kills about as many people every two days as the attacks of 9/11 did. So where's the "war on heart disease"? Why aren't we banning fatty foods? After all, we have to be safe!

      Motor vehicle accidents kill about as many people every two weeks as the attacks of 9/11 did. We're willing to spend billions on defense against terrorist attacks, yet we can't seem to require (what should be) basic safety equipment like side airbags and stability control. If an $8000 Kia (in fact, every new Kia) can have side airbags, why can't they be standard on every vehicle?

      Terrorists want us to fear their attacks. But, when you look at it in context, terrorists just don't kill very many people. Being prepared makes sense - suspicious packages should be investigated, bomb threats should be taken seriously, and, yes, we should probably secure our borders. But being prepared doens't mean being afraid. Most homeowners have fire insurance, but they don't worry every minute about a fire burning down their house.

      Of course, you're far more likely to die in a fire than you are to be killed by a terrorist attack. But that's not the impression you would get by listening to the news.
    10. Re:Stop Spreading Terror! by ConanG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm tired of people saying terrorists objective is to make us afraid. That's not the objective. They have a goal completely unrelated to us being afraid. The fear that results from their activities is supposed to cause us to cave in to their demands.

      Unfortunately, most Americans are completely oblivious to what the "terrorists" want. Their activities only serve to heighten our fear and anger directed towards them. Their objectives, meanwhile, remain almost completely unachieved...

  7. Well that sounds like a personal problem. by User+956 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jim Samples, CEO of Cartoon Network, has resigned over the bomb scare prompted by the Aqua Teen marketing campaign.

    Resigning from your job is easy. Getting a 10-speed, filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not.

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  8. America Is Officially Retarded by copponex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's right kids - we're one step away from failing to have the ability to sort by color and shape. How did it come to pass that Lite Brites shut down the city of Boston?

    The government has been very successful in scaring the public into thinking that the terrorism threat is real. The fact is, more people have died from lightning strikes in the past fifty years than from terrorist acts on American soil. This is fueled by the new status of new media as entertainment rather than information, which creates a sea of idiotic speculation before any facts are actually discovered. Witness the media trial of the man accused of Jon Benet's murder, or any of the number of bomb scares that have turned out to be simple security breaches.

    There's no simple solution, but I think we as a society need to admit first that we have a problem.

  9. Re:Aqua Teen Hunger Force sucks by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 3, Funny

    As the t-shirt says...

    Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the Bomb

  10. Booooo! by k1e0x · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cartoon Network stand up to the stupid city of Boston! They are at fault.

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  11. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by pcgamez · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You make the assumption that a full-scale response is needed in this kind of situation. Anyone with half a brain (which apparently does not include the Boston PD) would have immediately known that those objects were not bombs. The problem with it all is that if the government keeps responding in this manner, the common citizen will ignore warnings when the real thing happens.

  12. Doin' a heck of a job, Bean Town by bgspence · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least the city of Boston found the weapons of mass deception.

  13. Good ol' boy politics, nothing ever changes. by pcx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Boston media screwed up. The Boston Officials Screwed up. The two schmoes who put the signs up will pay for that as they're charged with everything from littering to having bad haircuts (real charge: making city officials look foolish). Big media tosses a bit of pocket change around to make sure things don't get any higher than the two dudes already arrested. And the exec at the cartoon network is fired because the cost of the advertising campaign exceeded the value of the show. So while the Boston Media and Officials try to convince themselves that two million dollars proves they were right, the rest of the country has pretty much concluded that Boston is one supremely messed up city.

    Did I miss anything?

  14. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To me, the fact that he took the fall for it is an ironic sign of good leadership. Not many at the top would allow themselves to be taken out over an incident like this. It probably means that he is a good leader, and understands responsiblity, and stepped up to take the heat.

    The irony is that this is just the sort of person you actually want at the top, and now he is gone.

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  15. Public & Network's joined fault! by JAB+Creations · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's everyone's fault really. The media and government hype terrorism for certain political forces to establish a "comfort zone" in the middle east by trying to scare the crap out of Americans. Then the same people who own the media companies are trying anything to make money like any other big businesses and it's no secret that bad publicity is somehow good publicity because people are still talking about it versus not.

  16. Most overblown story ever by sokoban · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously folks, I understand that people are still all sorts of freaked out over a terrorist attack which happened in the US over 5 years ago, but it is time to chill out and not be so uptight about anything which may be suspicious.

    These 38 lighted signs which were mistaken for bombs, never should have made the news. They did not look like bombs in any way shape or form, and had been in place for a considerable amount of time before people started going apeshit over them. People seem to fail to mention the "real" fake bombs which were planted in Boston on the same day (http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.b g?articleid=180349), and have been focusing entirely on a silly marketing stunt which didn't hurt anyone. Honestly people, do most terrorists even know where Boston is? It isn't exactly the biggest city in the US, nor does it have any huge symbols of American Imperialism such as the World Trade Center. It has a couple of nice universities, but do you thing the terrorists care at all about those?

    Security will never come through "preparedness" against an enemy which doesn't care whether it lives or dies. If terrorists/crazy dictators/serial killers/thugs want to kill you badly enough, they probably will. The only way we will ever be secure is to make people not want to harm us

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    1. Re:Most overblown story ever by westlake · · Score: 2, Insightful
      They did not look like bombs in any way shape or form

      What does a bomb look like?

      Plastique as mailable as a child's ball of clay? The cartoonist's stock grenade or stick of dynamite? A farmer's truck, weighted down with fertilizer and diesel?

      The parcel where there should be no parcels? Movement where there should be no movement? Lights where there should be no lights?

      What does a bomb look like?

    2. Re:Most overblown story ever by Petrushka · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fear not. Dr Kool, PhD, is one of the funniest people on Slashdot. I say that thinking particularly of this recent masterpiece.

    3. Re:Most overblown story ever by UserGoogol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. Anything at all can look like a bomb, so to say "oh noes, that could be a bomb!" is idiotic. Hell, suicide bombers just hide bombs under their clothes; should we ban clothes? That might not be very practical in a place like Boston that can get quite cold in the winter.

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  17. It happened because it's Boston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's because it's Boston, and that's the only reason why this happened. Don't forget, what part did Boston play in 9/11? Boston's the city whose security was so fucked up, they let the terrorists onto the planes. Boston is the city that caused 9/11. Not surprisingly, after being the primary cause of the worst terrorist attack on United States soil, Boston is a little jumpy about terrorism.

    But other than causing 9/11, what else is Boston known for?

    Well, there's always wasting billions of federal tax dollars to bury a highway to improve the city skyline, which lead to
    crushing a woman when three-ton ceiling tiles that had been glued to the ceiling fell.

    Apparently Boston wasted billions of federal dollars, only to glue three-ton concrete ceiling tiles to their tunnel.

    If you want to look at government waste and horrible mismanagement, look no further than Boston. The only reason this happened is because Boston is run by incompetent idiots. The part 9/11 had with this is that 9/11 is Boston's most well known failure, one that they're not eager to repeat.

    1. Re:It happened because it's Boston by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, the problem wasn't that the ceiling tiles were glued to the ceiling. The problem was that they were glued badly. The concept was perfectly safe and reasonable, and is a commonly-used construction technique. They just fucked it up.

      There were huge criminial-negligence-caliber mistakes made. But the simple fact that they decided to glue ceiling tiles to the ceiling wasn't one of them.

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    2. Re:It happened because it's Boston by Miseph · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As much as I hate Boston, they don't deserve full credit for the epic level of pork-barreling that went on with the bog Dig. That went through all sorts of state and Federal politics as well. It's also not fair to call them 'incompetent", most of them are very competent, very intelligent people who get a lot done... the problem is that their job isn't to responsibly run the city of Boston, it's to make themselves as wealthy as possible in the shortest amount of time, at taxpayer expense if at all possible. That said, you forgot to mention a couple of other events in Boston's "illustrious" history. First, there's Shay's Rebellion, a local uprising from my neck of the woods (Pittsfield-Amherst-Springfield area) that many historians cite as one of the major motives behind the U.S. Constitution (prior to that, the same function was served by the Articles of Confederacy); a bunch of Revolutionary War veterans and farmers armed themselves and captured an armory in an attempt to overthrow the government, before being slaughtered by mercenaries hired by the Boston plutocrats who were simultaneously collecting exorbitant rent and arbitrarily raising taxes in order to pay themselves higher salaries. They were, in effect, running half of the Commonwealth's area as an enormous sharecropping plantation, raping Western Massachusetts for all it was worth in order to keep Boston, where they all spent most of their time, well funded and to expand the industrial efforts that were beginning in the Central and Northeastern parts of the state (Worcester-Lowell). You also forgot to mention the Quabbin Reservoir: four small towns in the Swift River Valley were forcibly depopulated, the people who lived there paid a fraction of the value of their land and left to find new homes, and then the valley was flooded and a subterranean aqueduct nearly 25 miles long was dug just to bring water to the SECOND largest reservoir in the Commonwealth. The homes and livelihoods of the people living in the area were deemed to be worth less than providing Boston, which had long ago completely depleted its own natural resources, with more water to waste. Oh, and boy am I glad that my taxes mostly go to funding unnecessary local projects in Boston, despite that I don't spend any time there, I live closer to the capitals of two other states, and the towns around here are all starved for funding because well over half of all available state aid goes to just one Metropolitan area. People wonder why I get angry when I tell them I live in Massachusetts, and they ask "near Boston?"

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    3. Re:It happened because it's Boston by amRadioHed · · Score: 2

      Insightful??? Could someone explain to me how Boston was negligent on 9/11? I'm thinking but nothing's coming to mind.

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    4. Re:It happened because it's Boston by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How did Boston fuck up security on 9/11?

      The terrorists were not on watch lists that staffers would have ever known about, they were in the country legally, they had valid ID, they weren't carrying any prohibited items, and they had legit tickets. There was NO WAY for the people in Boston to stop them. The security procedures were followed, and the terrorists PASSED them. Given the guidelines of the time, they would not have been stopped in ANY airport in the country.

      The people who fucked up were in the Federal Government and the White House.

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    5. Re:It happened because it's Boston by Kaboom13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem with the falling ceiling tile was not the city's fault, it was the fault of the contractors installing them and the engineer who designed them. As designed, they were structurally sound, the problem was they used epoxied anchors (which are perfectly safe) but the contractors did not have the proper tools or training to install them, because they require very precisely drilled holes, that are very clean, to adhere properly. The failure on the engineers part, was to specify those anchors in such a critical location and not specify stringent testing, as well as personally verifying the testing had in fact been done. The engineering firm responsible for that portion was a well known and respected firm (well as respected as any firm that wins government contracts in Boston can be) and the city had no reason not to be confident that they would perform to expectations. One major problem, and flaw in the design, was that it could give no warning signs if there was a problem (for example, deformation an inspector could notice). The anchors were either working perfectly or not at all, with no easy visual way to tell.

      To call a modern and widely used epoxy concrete anchor "glue" is to deliberately misrepresent the facts to make the administration sound incompetent, when in fact the blame rests solely on the engineer responsible for the design, his immediate superiors whose job it is to review the design, and the contractors who could not be bothered to read and follow the directions for the anchors. To blame the city of Boston for this is kind of like buying a new house, only to have it collapse on you, and instead of blaming the people who built it, blaming the realtor who sold it to you.

  18. This is what is meant by the expression... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..."the terrorists have won".

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  19. Let me see if I have this right... by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sony could put up a PSP campaign saying "white is right"...

    But these guys are getting fined and losing jobs over something that was truly harmless?

    1. Re:Let me see if I have this right... by feepness · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sony could put up a PSP campaign saying "white is right"...

      The PSP campaign wasn't in the US.

    2. Re:Let me see if I have this right... by Papabryd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ok, I'll bite.

      For the nth time, the campaign that you refer to was:

      A. Based solely around the image of white woman dominating a black woman. B. Built around the message "white is right" C. Made and presented in the racially-hypersensitive United States of America. D. None of the above.

      If you knew how to use the Google you would've discovered the answer is D.

      As this Joystiq post illustrates, there were several images in the ad series in addition to the incindiary one of the white female grabbing the black one. For those new to the situation, each woman represents a color of the Sony Playstation Portable, that ad series was meant to announce the release of a white PSP. For bonus points, where was the billboard series actually presented? Amsterdam. Not the United States.

      Sony's ad agency had to know the outrage it would create if the ads were released here where the first thought is always race. The purpose of the ads was anthropomorphizing something mundane and aesthetic. To spice things up they made the young hot models show aggression. Rather than a bumble it would appear the ad agency knew exactly who they were marketing to.

      The agency major miscalculation came in forgetting about the internet. Obviously someone was going to take pictures of these and send them around the world the moment the dropped. Apparently they figured the drawbacks didn't outweigh the potential gains. Given the controversy in combination with Sony's reverend blunder factory, I think they would've been better off without.

      Getting back on topic, I agree with your sentiment that this furor over something completely innocent (middle finger pixels aside) is ridiculous. Even if Sony never said "white is right."

  20. Re:That settles it. by riff420 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't thank Boston, thank the retards who run it. I just live there.

  21. No by dsanfte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If real attacks come, they'll be like Madrid. You won't know it until it happens, it'll be in a crowded place, during rushhour, and there won't be any ambiguity or warning. Boom, and it's done, and lots of people will be dead. And there's little chance of stopping it. That's life, and it fucking sucks, but here's what I can tell you for sure:

    They won't be leaving fucking light-brites at the side of the road.

    Some things just aren't plausible.

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    1. Re:No by professionalfurryele · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You request to tyranny that it furnish you with it's version of security is being granted as we speak. Your son may grow up safe from terrorists, although those who you plead with for his life could hardly care less, and can do little to protect it. The security you seek is a figment of your imagination. The protection you seek is from an enemy that is hardly a threat. It remains to be asked however, where will you plead to when your son is threatened by the very tyranny you invite?

      It would be a grave error in judgement to confuse those of us who fear extremists in our governments more than we fear extremists a thousand miles away as merely narcissistic.

    2. Re:No by gripen40k · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you knew that if you screwed up, people could die, would you be as as cavalier about an incident like this? But have you seen these things? They didn't have to be cavalier about anything, all they had to do was use some logic to discern that there is no way that these things could contain a bomb. They were literally a black board with some lights and a battery, and unless the batteries were made by Sony there is no way it could have been used as a bomb!

      Sure overreaction is fine in certain situations and to a certain extent, but the GP is right, the Boston officials were just being plain stupid...
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    3. Re:No by inviolet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've got a kid. And if a little overreaction means the difference between drawing flowers with him and placing flowers on his grave, then I'm all for a little overreaction.

      Having a child is the best reason to be cavalier about this. The world is full of risks, and this particular risk (terrorist litebrite bombs) is well on the "might as well worry about being hit by a meteorite" end of the risk spectrum. Yet, tour child is watching your reactions and noting your opinions in order to develop his or her own sense of reasonable.

      Furthermore, your child will eventually be living under the heel of the authorities -- the same authorities who are subconsciously but quickly realizing how much control they can take due to incidents like this... and how much fun it is to control others.

      So take care when you are tempted to demand a padded world for your child. That kind of safety, at that price, is not a blessing, will not make them usefully safer, and will not cause them to develop fortitude and strength of character.

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    4. Re:No by dsanfte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're thinking way too far ahead. The first and foremost goal of a terrorist is to see people die. If you are attracting attention, you're halfway to having your bomb diffused, and 90% of the way to being caught.

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    5. Re:No by FunWithKnives · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know what? I have a child, too. A four year old son, whom I love more than anything else in this world. And do you know why I am scared for him? Because of people like you, that take this overblown, over-protective, sublimely stupid stance on "terrorism".

      Maybe, if you really are that fucking scared that your child is going to become a victim of a terrorist attack, you should lock them in a room in your basement, and feed them by sliding trays under the door. Because, and I suppose you didn't know, along with the near zero probability of your child being killed in a terrorist attack, there are also other, much more probable ways for your children to die, that do not involve malice on the part of anyone at all. What a concept, eh?!

      I hope, so very, very much, that our society does not continue down the path that you obviously want to lead it down, because I will blame you, along with the rest of the people that let this neo-"Red Scare" get the best of their common sense, if my son must live in a United States of America that is completely transformed, from the environment that I grew up in, into some sort of Orwellian, locked down nanny-state in which everyone questions everyone else, and the slightest thing that is deemed abnormal is rejected and destroyed.

      I sound pissed off, and it is because I am. Very much so. Because I've got a kid, too, and if a little common sense, context, and commitment to life and liberty is the difference between my son leading a fulfilling life or being the next Winston Smith, then I am all for the common sense, context, life, and liberty.

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    6. Re:No by fredklein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A powered device has been mounted in a public place. It is big enough to contain an explosive charge and projectiles

      No, it's not. The only 'container' it had was just big enuf for 4 D batteries. And with the 4 D batteries in it, there was no other room for your "explosive charge and projectiles".

      Your answer is to have someone mess with it as people walk by. If you're wrong and it explodes, the person messing with it definitely dies.

      By all means, if you really think it suspicious, have the bomb squad clear the area and check it out. Personally, I think it's an over-reaction, but....

      The problem came after the bomb squad check out the first one, confirmed it WAS NOT a bomb, and they continued to freak out about the others. That's why everyone thinks Boston (Officials, not the entire city) is stupid- they continued to over-react to things that had already been proven harmless.

      Put yourself in the position where if it is a bomb, but it gets anyone, you're on the rack. If it isn't, but you've inconvenienced people, you're on the rack.

      I'll choose "It's not a bomb, but I have it checked out. Once it's determined to be safe, I STOP FREAKING OUT."

    7. Re:No by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      instead of eliminating the source of the threat.

      I cannot mention any of them here because I would be moderated troll, since they are unacceptable.


      Let me guess - genocide is the solution to all our terrorist problems?

      I understand who the enemy really is, and what needs to be done to them.
      No you don't. The worst atrocities in history have been perpetrated by people who were certain they were right, and proceed to treat their "enemy" as sub-human.

  22. Meanwhile, in a parallel universe by s20451 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    (Meanwhile, in the parallel universe where these things actually were bombs)

    COME ON! It's a huge pile of electronics with a display that's giving you the finger! What retard would possibly not know it's a bomb?

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  23. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On the plus side, terrorists now have an easy way to shut down a city, just for the price of a few batteries and wires.

    Praise Allah, the batteries were not even connected and the infidels shrieked as if they were set afire with fuel.

  24. Re:They should've given police a heads-up by zoomshorts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "In this post-9/11 world, the advertising agency should've:

    1) made sure they had permission from the landowners before they placed their ads
    2) given the police a heads-up along with photos
    3) given the major media a "this is not a story but people may call you about it" heads-up, since people tend to call papers when they see things like bombs"

    In the post 911 world, terrorist groups would start off small, and make things like this commonplace, so no one would think about them. Pull your head out of your ***.

    Plastic devices with flashing lights or timing devices? Tell me you DID not say that.

    "Hey Mr. Mayor, we have this cool idea to advertise our crap electroniclally, strapped to
    public property...pay no attention to the man behind the curtain..." ONLY an idiot would
    espouse such drivel.

  25. If I were Jim Samples by alanmeyer · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... then I would have just blamed the whole thing on Meatwad. Shake gets away with that kind of crap all the time.

  26. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by SirSlud · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we took that attitude, next thing you know, you'd be getting shredded by a Hello Kitty full of C4 and nails.

    I was never suspicious of a Hello Kitty doll, but now that I've chosen to be suspicious of it, I'm doing my part! In fact, cars explode on the streets of Iraq every day, so now I call 911 everytime I see a parked car. Yet, for some reason, I'm being blamed with clogging the system full of rhetoric and empty false alarms. I just don't get it. Cars explode way more often than Hello Kitty dolls, but my vigilent attitude is not being appreciated!

    I love Americans, truely, but this is one particular case wher I am absolutely thrilled that I live in a country in which you can't score political points for making a mountain out of a mole hill. Its getting to the point where you can make yourself look good by selling creative, tangential, and obtuse terrorist threats rather than workmanlike every day global occurances that kill and maim dozens to hundreds of people at a time.

    You really have to give the 9/11 atrocity commiters some credit. Crash a few planes, and inspire scenarios of exploding C4-laden Hello Kitty dolls. I mean what the fuck, even domestic bombers know that letters, pipes, and cars is really all you need to be successful. If you want to kill lots of people, creativity is the domain of comic books, not reality.

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  27. Re:They should've given police a heads-up by BillX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In this post-9/11 world...

    In a post-Hitler world, should we allow just any idiot with a radical idea to speak freely?

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  28. YTMND as always -- by RoutedToNull · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think this says it best... http://bostonbombsquadtraining.ytmnd.com/

  29. Atlanta Reacted Better by StarWreck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its quite obvious that the high-strung nut-jobs in Boston over-reacted. The EXACT SAME ads were in Atlanta for a week before they were installed in Boston and on the very first night in Boston people were crying that it was 9/11 times a million!!! They didn't even bother taking the ads in Atlanta down until a couple of days after everybody freaked out in Boston and still not a single person thought they were a bomb.

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  30. Re:They should've given police a heads-up by anonicon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Uh, no.

    This exact same public advertising campaign took place in nine other cities with enough brain cells to force a fart out of their asses, and not rampantly overreact to OMG!!!! PINK PONIES FLIPPIN' ME THE BOMB PACK BIRD!!1111 In fact, they had enough brains not to react at all.

    Source:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Forc e#Boston_advertising_bomb_scare

    The Boston PD and its authorities are Proof #1 of Einstein's theory that "two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

  31. Light Bright Bombs by mr-mafoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    What terrorist would leave a bomb decorated with a scaled-up 32x32 pixel motif lit up in bright blue LEDs?

    Osama Bin LightBright

  32. There is such a thing as bad publicity (sort of) by shma · · Score: 3, Informative

    On top of this, Forbes is reporting that this whole sorry episode didn't even help raise the number of people who watch the show. The good news is that the ratings haven't gone down either.

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  33. Parallel Universe Fallacy by copponex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, I forgot to say that my opinion on the situation was limited to the known universe. Thanks for catching that for me, though. In that parallel universe, your post might have had a point.

  34. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bullshit. He was probably forced to resign because someone else at the top was pissed about a $2 million tab from the city of Boston. "Allowed" to be taken out -- my ass.

  35. My gift to the fine people of Boston by bXTr · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know you can't see this, but I'm doing this harder than I've ever done it before.

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  36. I agree by Xenographic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I, for one, find it incredibly disturbing that authorities could mistake this for a bomb. That, to me, shows that they are ill-prepared. I've heard many times how they "still had to take it seriously" but they didn't. Anyone *competent* should've known several reasons why it wasn't a bomb:

    * No source of shrapnel, that plus the odd placing makes them incredibly ineffective as anti-personnel weapons.

    * They're WAY too small to cause structural damage, even if the batteries were supposed to be shaped charges. I'm sorry, but I don't see an explosive that size as being able to even scratch a bridge like that.

    * No payload -- batteries don't explode (Sony's catch on fire, at most) and even if they did, and even if they were shaped charges, they're oriented completely wrong on the device, so I don't see how they were supposed to cause anti-personnel damage.

    * You do NOT call attention to a device like that with blinking lights. SOME of us would know it was a bomb even if it had a cartoon on it and others would assume it was one anyhow. Now, it's true that the IRA used to do something somewhat similar, but what they did was have a small explosion to attract rescue workers & such, then a larger one to kill them. You don't attract people with blinking lights, you'd never be able to properly time the explosion unless you were standing there, waiting to get caught.

    So what have we learned here? Hopefully that a terrorist's purpose is to cause terror.
    Every time you panic, the terrorists win.

    1. Re:I agree by killjoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I for one find it highly disturbing that the things were in place for days before the were "discovered". If it had been a real bomb they would have gone off without anybody noticing.

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    2. Re:I agree by Greg.Rodden · · Score: 3, Funny

      I find it disturbing how much you seem to know about bombs...

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    3. Re:I agree by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the reason you'd make IEDs out of flashing colored lights instead of, say, a garbage can would be?

      And, let's just ask ourselves one actual serious question here: How many bombings have there actually been in public like this? The Olympic bomber guy, and, well, that's about it. (And Atlanta, of course, didn't react to the signs at all.)

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    4. Re:I agree by JM78 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anyone *competent* should've know several reasons why it wasn't a bomb:

      Considering Boston was the only city out of a dozen or so to even bat and eye at this let alone through down a gauntlet and put the entire city under seige is proof enough for the rest of us that they overreacted on a whole new level.

      Those stupid things were here in Seattle too and people thought they were an intriguing gimmick. I think it's sad that innocent people are suffering by getting arrested and charged for criminal action and a company had to shell out big cash all because smug politicians have zero humility and cannot admit they freaked out. Excuses out the wazoo only make them look more inept.

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    5. Re:I agree by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, given that they had already found two fake pipe bombs, which no one here on Slashdot seems to know about (http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.b g?articleid=180349), the paranoia of the Boston authorities seems more understandable. It's also a really good idea sometimes to give your staff practice treating a small emergency as a real one, so that when they have the real one they're familiar with the procedures.

      I'd much rather the Boston police take it seriously, and be wrong, than take it casually and be wrong.

    6. Re:I agree by anagama · · Score: 2, Funny

      The LEDs are a sure sign of biological weapons but if you are going to make a poisonous chemical device, everyone knows you have to go incandescents. Jeez, what were you, sleeping during bomb making class?

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  37. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by anagama · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The biggest idiocy perpetrated in this incident was by the people who didn't think far enough ahead to anticipate that this was going to happen
    That's just paranoid raving BS -- see a neurologist about that reflexive knee jerk. People should not be expected to forsee ridiculous over-reaction. Fact is, those in charge in Boston are the sole idiots here (though some at the Cartoon Network people who appologized, paid money or quit are also idiots for caving in so easily). See for example: Cartoon Network publicity stunt sparks panic in Boston -- but not here

    From the Seattle PI article:

    "To us, they're so obviously not suspicious," said King County sheriff's spokesman John Urquhart. "They're not suspicious devices or packages. We don't consider them dangerous."

    The Associated Press reported that road workers in Woodinville found the figures, which are an advertising gimmick for a late-night TV show on the Cartoon Network. Urquhart could not confirm where the obscene-gestured whatsits were found.

    "I haven't actually seen them; I don't know how many there are or where they were found," Urquhart said. "I just know they're lighted cartoon figures. This is a joke. I really don't know the promotional point."
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  38. Which one? Bizarro World? :] by Xenographic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > COME ON! It's a huge pile of electronics with a display that's giving you the finger! What retard would possibly not know it's a bomb?

    The kind who knows that real bombs have payloads. The kind that knows that a device that small isn't going to cause structural damage to something like a bridge even if it was 100% high explosive. The kind who knows that they were very, very poorly placed as anti-personnel devices, called unnecessary attention to themselves, and probably wouldn't have been able to kill anyone at all, unless that person had been standing right next to them.

    You know, the kind of person who might be found on a bomb squad :] Well, a competent bomb squad, like those found in all the other cities...

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  39. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by alshithead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have to agree wholeheartedly that if he was not forced to resign that he indeed took responsibility. My problem is that he took responsibility for the morons who thought that an LED cartoon character giving the finger could be a bomb. This ad campaign took place in other cities and Boston was the only one react...overreact in this way.

    Having previously worked in DC at 1700 Pennsylvania Avenue I've seen firsthand how the "authorities" love to play with their toys. "Look, there's a small duffel bag sitting on that newspaper box...it might be a bomb. Let's blow it up because we have the means and it's fun. Crap, it was just someone's work out clothes. Well, at least we got to close down the street, run our lights and sirens, blow something up, and get on TV".

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  40. Re:clarification by anagama · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So ten other cities had these and failed to go ape-shit. To me, it just sounds like boston is at the wrong end of the bell curve here. What's more retarded than Boston though, is bending over and paying out. Let me just cite this once again: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/302011_devices 01.html. The headline reads: Cartoon Network publicity stunt sparks panic in Boston -- but not here

    And it has some choice quotes, like this one:

    "To us, they're so obviously not suspicious," said King County sheriff's spokesman John Urquhart. "They're not suspicious devices or packages. We don't consider them dangerous." ... Neither Seattle police nor the King County Sheriff's Office received 911 calls regarding the figures, authorities said.
    There, proof that both residents and officials of the Pacific Northwest are smarter/less paranoid the residents/officials of Boston.
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  41. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's a rather benign interpretation. Add a dash of cynicism, a sprinkling of conspiracy theroism and a few tinfoil hats as a garnish and you could easily conclude that the excessive terrorism threats are a way to scare populations into submitting to government control. I think High Chancellor Suttler said it best in the movie V for Vendetta:

    "What we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country. This message must be read in every newspaper, heard on every radio, seen on every television. This message must resound throughout the entire Interlink. I want this country to realize that we stand on the edge of oblivion. I want every man woman and child to understand how close we are to chaos! I want everyone to remember why they need us!"

    Everyone should see that movie, and then take a good, hard look around them.

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  42. Meta Comment: A Comment About the Comments by thedbp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of the comments here are of the mindset that the reaction was absolutely justified - that they should have seen it coming - that anyone in their right mind would have assumed those were bombs.

    Its amazing to me how this state of paranoia and fear has not only become so widespread, but ACCEPTED even - as if everything really changed on 9/11. Here's a fact for you: NOTHING CHANGED AFTER 9/11. The ONLY thing that is different in America is the amount of surveillance we are being subjected to and the number of rights that are being eroded before our eyes.

    More people die every year from peanut allergies or swimming pool accidents than terrorism. Terrorism IS NOT A BIG THREAT. Beyond that, it is IMPOSSIBLE to completely stop. The war on terror is a FARCE and its SOLE PURPOSE is to subjugate a nation enslaved by comfort and convenience - with their consent.

    The people who should have to pay for this are the idiots who overreacted. Did you see those signs? THEY LOOKED LIKE LITE-BRITES and had a CARTOON ALIEN FLIPPING THE BIRD. What muslim extremist would use that as their terrifying logo of doom?!?!

    HOW THE HELL DID YOU PEOPLE GET THIS WAY!? AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT THE WORLD AROUND YOU?! Don't you see how absofuckinglutely ridiculous it is to consider the reaction to these HARMLESS and FUNNY signs in any way justifiable?

    "Those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither" - Thomas Jefferson

    Chew on that.

  43. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by ResidntGeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why does anyone have to take a fall for it? It was idiocy by government officials that was the problem.

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  44. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by alshithead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "That's a rather benign interpretation. Add a dash of cynicism, a sprinkling of conspiracy theroism and a few tinfoil hats as a garnish and you could easily conclude that the excessive terrorism threats are a way to scare populations into submitting to government control."

    Well, I saw a benign interpretation for benign event. It's not like it was an unknown, bomb looking device, that had a countdown running. While I might expect a bomb to be disguised, I certainly wouldn't expect it be disguised as a cartoon figure that will DRAW attention. I also think any terrorists will choose a less attention drawing method. I certainly would. Hell, I'd stuff a bicycle frame with explosives and shrapnel and then park and lock it up in the most densely populated pedestrian traffic area I could find. Having said that, I certainly can't argue that the powers that be in the US state and federal governments might want extreme paranoia as a means for further control of the populace...ouch, I think you might have made my tinfoil hat a little tighter.

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  45. Re:Which one? Bizarro World? :] by Garse+Janacek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mod parent up.

    I live in Boston. The city screwed up, badly. Pretty much everyone I know thinks city officials made us look completely ridiculous. This was not a case of reasonable precautions, even, as they say, in a post-9/11 world.

    All these people keep saying "But it could have been a bomb, you don't know!" or "Well if it had been a bomb, you'd be glad they responded the way they did!"

    No. I agree wholeheartedly with the parent here. It couldn't have been a bomb. Literally, physically, something that looks like those devices could not possibly be an explosive device of any serious power, nothing that poses any danger to any structure or even any human who wasn't essentially holding them in his hands.

    An ordinary person off the street might not know this. That's fine. But a bomb squad member damn well better know this, and it terrifies me that the bomb squad members in our city apparently don't. What the hell are they going to do if there is a real bomb, and they have to try and disable it without blowing up anything important? If they don't even have the basic grasp required to know there should be a payload, what exactly do they know about the construction of bombs? Seriously, I'm not nearly as bothered by the possibility of some terrorists planting a bomb as I am knowing that if there is a bomb, our trained professionals whose job it is to handle that sort of thing won't be able to do anything about it, even if they know where the bomb is and have plenty of extra time. What the hell is the bomb squad for?

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  46. He should not have resigned by arthurpaliden · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He should not have resigned. He should have taken those responsible for this gross overreaction to task by produced a show about how stupid the response was. Using industry/military experts in bomb making, demolition, target selection and mission execution.

    And it goes with out saying that he would not use the talking head pseudo terrorist experts, read political appointees, that spouted as fact that is possible to successfully get the components of on and to mix binary explosives on a moving plane loaded with real people and a flight crew who would notice that one washroom was never available not to mention the thermos cases the components would have to be brought on the plane in.

    www.thebostonbomb.com

  47. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by UserGoogol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The occasionally Hello Kitty full of C4 and nails is an acceptable price to pay for living in a free and funny society.

    What exactly are cops supposed to look for when looking for bombs? The nature of bombs is that they are fairly easy to hide. Put them inside a computer, a cardboard box, a large melon, hello kitty dolls, inside a car, under your clothes, whatever. To try to find bombs based on what they look like is therefore largely futile and a waste of everyone's time. But on the other side, the benefits of allowing people to put crazy shit in random places is huge. In order for society to be able to grow and flourish, people (and yes, soulless entertainment corporations) need to be free to be as weird as they want as long as they aren't being explicitly harmful. Perhaps Cartoon Network could have known better, but in that this was a campaign that went across many cities and Boston only reacted the way they did after a few weeks of the ads being out, I think it's reasonable to say that the risk of this happening was fairly low, and thus that Cartoon Network can't be held too responsible for bad luck.

    Him taking the fall is understandable and probably a good PR move, but it should be pointed out that his position at the top is debatable. Cartoon Network is wholly owned by Turner Broadcasting, which in turn is wholly owned by Time Warner. He has plenty of bosses.

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  48. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The irony is that this is just the sort of person you actually want at the top, and now he is gone.

    Exactly, the point is not to "take one for the team", the point is to stand up and fight until the end.

    Patton said it best:
    "The object of war is not to die for ones country, its to make the other poor bastard die for his"

    This isn't just applicable to war. It's also a lesson about life. What's better than taking the heat for someone else? Fixing the broken system and making the world a better place.

    Quitting isn't always the best solution.

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  49. Re:Which one? Bizarro World? :] by rta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think you might be too harsh on the bomb squad here. While i don't have an attribution, one of the articles in the middle of that day on cnn had a quote from a random citizen who said something like "Well, earlier I saw on TV a bomb squad guy holding it in his bare hands and just walking along with [the device] so I knew it couldn't be TOO bad ".

    What the actual bomb squad guys thought / knew and what the managers and politicians decided to do with the information, those are different things.

  50. Utter failure of threat assessment by RonBurk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anybody who's ever been stuck in traffic can understand the knee-jerk "those bozos should pay" response.

    But anybody who cares about national security and terrorism should be sobered by what happened in this case: an utter failure of threat assessment. Our ability to survive terrorism is not just reliant on the ability to detect and respond to threats: it's crucial to be able to detect the lack of threats and not respond to them.

    What Boston demonstrated is that they are ripe for terrorism. After all, terrorism is about creating terror, not about inflicting actual damage. Boston showed you can terrorize them with some children's toys and no explosives at all.

    Of course, the knee-jerk conservative reaction will also include the phrase "abundance of caution" and "we can't take any chances". The problem is if you have an abundance of caution and can't take any chances, then a real terrorist action can have you dancing all over the place trying to respond to decoy threats and missing the real action.

    Correctly assessing situations that are not threatening is just as important to security as correctly assessing situations that are.

  51. Re:Which one? Bizarro World? :] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of my time spent in Iraq in 2005. So you drive out in humvees, leaving the relative safety of a base surrounded by perimiter guards that only gets rocket and mortar attacks a few times a week. There you are, just 3-4 gun trucks, 9-15 guys, practically alone in the Sunni Triangle. You pass by blown up guard rails, craters in the side of the road 4-5 feet across, remnants of car bombs.

    Yet, even then, after many explosions targeting us, when we saw a pile of rocks on the side of the road, we'd still have the sense to know it was just a pile of rocks. Hell, we'd go kick it and see. EOD took time to respond. And they're needed at real bomb sites, not the fake or imagined ones.

    Our platoon had a nearly 100% rate of not calling out EOD for non-bombs. And the only bomb training we got before hand was the old plastic utensil land mine detector course.

    This shit in Boston is just crazy. My security image below is 'stoned', exactly what the Boston officials must be. Or maybe they /should/ be.

  52. Massachusetts attorney general quote by adrianmonk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think this quote, by the Attorney General of the State of Massachusetts, Martha Coakley, sums up the overreaction and the unwillingness to look at the situation rationally:

    "For those who responded to it, professionals, it had a very sinister appearance," Coakley said. "It had a battery behind it and wires."

    (My source for that quote is a Boston Globe article.)

    Oooooooh! Batteries and wires!! Run away!

    My feeling is this: if I lived in the state, I'd damn well make sure I stayed away from Radio Shack, because I'm likely to get caught in the crossfire when someone buys a few electronics components and the SWAT team comes in to take out the "terrorist" with a storm of bullets. Have these people never, ever seen a homemade electronics project before!? For God's sake, MIT is located in their state!

  53. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Taevin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's the part about this that pisses me off the most. Okay, sure, the Lite-Brights are out of the ordinary (at least for being hung up about the city). I can even see how such a device could be seen as a threat to some self important official with a stick up his ass, and would not entirely blame them for doing something about it. The fact that they went completely over the top with this and started trying to prosecute people is not understandable. Why is it so hard for them to admit they were wrong? If they had just said "Oops, yeah, these things are pretty harmless. We apologize for the scare." there would be no problems and no media circus.

    I don't quite remember where they were all placed but even if they were placed around an airport, I still personally think it's an overreaction simply on technical grounds. Given the size of the devices, they would have to be attached to a plane or be within several dozen feet to cause any noteworthy damage, even if they were pure C4. Since none of them were placed on airport grounds, they posed absolutely no threat to aircraft.

  54. Where to draw the line? by GiMP · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Should one be jailed and fined millions of dollars for plugging in an alarm clock at a public place? Littering, perhaps. Vandelism? Probably not.

    The truth is that a car parked underneath a bridge is a much more realistic and simple solution for a terrorist. However, the city isn't calling out the bomb squad for every car parked under a bridge. In fact, I cannot think of more than one case that I've heard about where such an event has happened. I wonder why this hasn't happened more?

    Really, the line should be drawn somewhere, and I think that line is 'common sense'. I think that this is a case of misunderstandings. The artists were too naive, they underestimated the stupidity of other people. The city reacted based on THEIR OWN concerns. This was not a hoax, the devices were not bombs, they weren't intended to look like bombs. Could some people mistake them as bombs? Apparently. However, I do not believe that one should be legally responsible for the mistaken actions and responses of another. The artists did break some laws, but nothing more than vandelism, trespassing, or littering.

    Is this the result of the last presidental elections when Kerry was called a 'flip-flopper'? You know, sometimes people make mistakes. Maybe the city of Boston should realize that and consider changing their stance. Sometimes it is better to admit mistakes and correct one's actions, rather than carry a bad idea forward just because you're afraid of a little change. For that matter, I'd rather have a "flip flopper" as president than one that can't admit that they were mistaken in their judgements and decisions, and continues to drive our country forward like a Lemming off a cliff.

  55. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by k2enemy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The biggest idiocy perpetrated in this incident was by the people who didn't think far enough ahead to anticipate that this was going to happen

    i think the fact that numerous signs posted in other cities caused no disruption or panic is a sure sign that boston's reaction was NOT the correct ex-ante expectation of what would happen.

  56. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by anagama · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Q. Is it forseeable that pouring boiling water on a person will cause burns.
    A. Yes
    Q. Is it forseeable that pouring boiling water on a person will cause an earthquake in Uganda.
    A. No.
    Q. Is it forseeable that a lite-brite advertisement placed w/o permission will get taken down and a fine sent to the party who put it up w/o permission?
    A. Yes
    Q. Is it forseeable that a lite-brite advertisement placed w/o permission will cause an entire city to "duck and cover".
    A. No

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  57. Bottom Line by catdevnull · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We live in a culture that has become so paranoid that we've traded freedom for "security."

    Maybe it was, indeed, a bone-head idea to "tag" public spaces, but the government and media need to quit making stories out of nothing. There's plenty of stupidity to go around on this one.

    The clue phone is ringing:

    Boston, Line 1:
    Your anti-terror "heroes" went all Barney Fife over nothing. You guys just need to chill the f**k out and learn to triage terror from shennanigans. If you go the full-monty everytime some paranoid citizen dials the bomb-squad over flashing light and some wires, you're gonna have to figure out a way to pay for that kind of over-kill out of your own budget instead of drama-queening your way into restitution.

    Viral Marketers, Line 2:
    WTF? Maybe go for something a little less obscure the next go-round, eh? Only about 1 in 5,000 people driving by those signs had any kind of clue what the hell those bird-flipping little dudes were anyway. Way to spook the natives, dorks. Don't forget to include some useful information about your "product" next time. Seriously, this is like the corporate version of "JACKASS."

    Bottom Line: Two stupid parties did two stupid things. One was the government the other wasn't. Guess which one wins?

    I think Meatwad summed it up like this:
    I'll touch 'em all the way to the trash can is what I'll do...

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  58. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    there are enough of us out there with the vision, understanding, and knowledge to help dispel that kind of extreme warping of our society

    I wish I shared your faith. I have traveled extensively, and have worked in many different fields, and my experience with The Population of Earth is that unfortunately they are either too myopic, too uneducated or too busy to worry about governments' machinations. That too, is a tinfoil hat cry; That people are too myopic to see reality is a situation engineered by the masters of the mass media. That people are ignorant of politics is an engineered situation by those in charge of education. That people are too busy just making their mortgage payments is a situation engineered by the financial sector. All corporates have a similar goal: To sell stuff. A compliant, constantly consuming, politically disenfranchised public is the kind of public most willing to allow wealth to flow uphill without resisting. The corporate sector is deliberately engineering a system that people are unable to fight without catastrophic loss to themselves in the form of mortgage defaults, bankruptcy or outright criminalization under ever broadening crime and terrorism legislation. Time to invade another country, this time over tin, because I just used up the national inventory!

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  59. Terrorists.win == True by Spokehedz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All they wanted was to incite fear and massive panic amongst the people of the USA.

    They won.

    America the brave. It is to laugh.

    1. Re:Terrorists.win == True by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you look carefully, you'll notice I didn't mention religion at all. I'm not really sure what you're trying to say. All I've said is that no one goes about employing "terrorist" tactics for the sole purpose of scaring people. The people who do that stuff want something.

      People who spout off empty platitudes like "All they wanted was to incite fear and massive panic amongst the people of the USA. They won," are only helping the world to continue to not understand what's happening. This is not ALL "they" wanted. They certainly want more than just that. The word "they" suggests a monolithic organization that does not actually exist. Each participant has their own motivations and goals. Treating them all the same and ascribing to their actions the vague and abstract goal of only wanting to make people afraid is ludicrous.

      I'm not saying that everyone just needs nurturing and sympathy and then we'll magically have world peace and brotherly love. I'm saying understand them -- know your enemy.

      Find out what turned those people who are against you into enemies, and act to stop that from happening to more people, so that in time there will be fewer people who want to be your enemy. If you do not understand how the enemy thinks, if you do not know what he wants or understand how he most likely will try to achieve his ends, you are at a hopeless disadvantage.

      Take away your enemies' motivations for hating you.

      Understand their true goals so that you can thwart them properly.

      Or shit your pants every time a couple of pothead cartoon marketers stick up a couple of lite brights in public areas. The choice is yours.

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  60. Comments from a bostonian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    First a thank you to all the slashdotters who have unilaterally decided that citizens of my city are gun slinging luddites... Hopefully I can provide a little more of a first-hand analysis.

    While there is no question that the reaction of the BPD was an overreaction, there is no question that the actions of Cartoon Network and Interference were totally unacceptable. The first "device" that was found was placed at a critical intersection of the major North-South Interstate highway that feeds the city, a major subway train line, and the commuter rail that services all communities north of the city. Further, it was adjacent to (a few feet away from) the main fiber optic right-of-way between the city and northern communities (a fact that was missed by media - surprise, surprise). Finally, despite the fact that many try to blame this on post-9/11 hysterics, a group of anti-Semites attempted to blow up this same bridge/highway on 4/20/01 (Hitler's birthday - classy) so forgive us for our post 4/20 paranoia.

    An explosive device - even one with a limited payload - if successfully detonated would have impacted the ability for more than a half million people to travel to or from and communicate with the metro area. Further, the other devices were placed on every single bridge that allows people to travel out of or into the City of Boston from/to the North.

    Finally, the foolish duo that installed these devices were filmed an hour into the incident watching the BPD and bomb squad in their investigation and decided to remain silent for several hours, allowing the situation to continue to snowball out of control.

    There is plenty of blame to share here amongst all of the actors involved. It is tempting to blame "the man" for overreacting, but the reality is there is no one that should escape criticism. It is not ever - no - not ever - acceptable for a marketing campaign to be based on the illegal placement of advertisements on publicly owned infrastructure, especially not on critical pathways into and out of a major metro area.

    Source: I was there (if only my personal experience could be validated in a wikipedia entry...)

    1. Re:Comments from a bostonian... by Pitr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      By that reasoning, any really good, well developed, high traffic position to place an add is a fantastic position to place an explosive device.

      So the CN is responsible because there _could_ have been a bomb. This reminds me of the guy on the British subway who was gunned down because he _could_ have had a bomb, since his jacket was a little bulky, and he was running for the train. I'm believe both cases came about through fundamentally flawed reason and response, not to mention unreasonable levels of fear.

      The reason this is all a HUGE problem, is that it sets a terrifying precedent for the way people think and act; Look over your shoulder all the time, and point the finger at anyone/thing that freaks you out. It can be summed up as, "Cry 'Wolf!' as often as possible.". This idea fundamentally opposes rational thought, and the very principles of "Innocent until proven guilty." are only a little further down this slippery slope.

      This level of paranoia cannot be condoned as "reasonable" or "acceptable". It intrudes on the most basic principles of freedom and liberty. Or, to close with my favorite Ben Franklin quote:

      "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

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  61. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Jekler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "...the morons who thought that an LED cartoon character giving the finger could be a bomb."

    It only looks like an LED cartoon character if you're actually familiar with the character. Otherwise it just looks like a panel of randomly placed LEDs. I believe the people who mistakenly thought it could be a bomb did so with the most earnest of intentions. It would be like throwing round red capsules that explode in a puff of smoke into subway tunnels, then being surprised that no one understands it's a pokemon marketing ploy.

  62. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is it idiocy to raise alarms over a bunch of mysterious symbol-coded boxes appearing without warning throughout major population areas? If you leave a bulging paper sack on the floor in the middle of a crowded mall, people will get concerned. The advertisers should have known better.

    If the boxes really were part of an organized campaign of planted explosives, the government would be cheered for its foresight and training. When it's nothing, people like you shrug it off because it didn't turn out tragic this time. That's the price the authorities pay for protecting the people as the people demand.

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  63. Re:clarification by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pffft, it's not just the Pacific Northwest.

    Atlanta didn't freak out, and Atlanta has actually been bombed repeatedly by a terrorist, namely, Eric Robert Rudolph, who, started with the 1996 Olympics, then proceeded to bomb an abortion clinic and a lesbian nightclub, then moving over to Alabama for the last attack. The Olympic attack was, in fact, 'leave an unattended napsack in public'. I don't know what the others were.

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  64. Re:Yes, it was a bad idea. by JVert · · Score: 3, Informative

    They should be procescuted to the fullest extent of the law.

    For graffiti.

  65. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by anagama · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps if you pour boiling water on a butterfly resting on Godzilla's big toe ...

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  66. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    New York also had these devices, and and managed not to flip out like a pack of morons. And you might see why they're even more touchy about 9/11 since, you know...

  67. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by imemyself · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The people who reported them - and even more so the police - should be held "responsible". I'm not saying they should be punished, but if anyone is responsible it is them for overreacting without any real evidence of a threat. OMG, there's some lights - it must be a bomb. Lets evacuate the entire city just in case!!! Things like this remind me of how stupid people are. It's kind of depressing in a way. I can understand people reporting something if there was any remote reason to think that it was a bomb. And perhaps I guess it isn't surprising that one or two people reported them. But the police should have been able to quickly determine that they weren't threats in any way shape or form. Granted, maybe that did happen, but the media just blew it out of proportion.

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  68. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Hamfist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    /me pusts on an asbestos suit and grabs a flamethrower

    Time to burn some Karma......

    I am sorry, but if you dumbfucks in the USA think that giving up all of the freedoms you held dear because 2,000 people died when thousands die yearly from more foolish causes in your country, then your brilliant marketers and others that actually show intelligence, will be jailed as enemies of the state or have their lives ruined in some other way. Any individual that ever thinks independently is going to end up jailed in your 'post 9/11' world. The only thing that truly died on 9/11 was your freedom.

    Post 9/11.... What's different? More state control? Less Freedom for Amercians in their own countries? The terrorist attacks of 9/11 were what Ronald Reagan dreamed of, yet Georgie let it happen. The great country of 'America' is dead and lost to the fascists. (yes, I'll say it). Autocratic Conservatives controlled by Corporations. Short Form.. Fascists. I used to look up to you in the US, now I pity you.

    I'm sorry for the swearing and all this, but damn this is absolutely ridiculous. An incredible marketing campaign gets several million dollars worth of fines and the guy at the top fired??? Hello!!!

    Post 9/11 world. If I hear that phrase again I'm gonna puke. Post 9/11 world .

    If any American on this forum actually thinks that a situation like this should just be chalked up to a 'Post 9/11 world', read your fucking constitution, feel half of the outrage that I'm feeling right now, and do something other than put new programs in your Tivos. Your 'Post 9/11 world' is as much a fiction as the Simpsons. /me puts away the flamethrower and takes a deep breath

    Peace out to those that are outraged about this. Not from an ATHF point of view, but a what is wrong with the US point of view. This is not a slag to the parent, which is actually a thoughtful post, but a absolutely gut-wrenching reaction to 'Post 9-11 world'. The World did not change on 9-11, you did.

  69. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by amRadioHed · · Score: 2, Informative

    What you call a "tubular bundle" most people call a battery. And contrary to what you may think, it is not uncommon to find wires and even electronics attached to such an object.

    Ok, so it was wrapped in plastic so they couldn't see the Duracell logos maybe, but what did they think was powering the lights then? High explosives don't power lights, batteries do. Think.

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  70. Dumb dumb dumb by heyitsgogi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I literally can't imagine a stupider response on behalf of the Boston police/gov't. I think they were legitimately confused, as to the nature of the signs, and instead of looking for a reasonable answer, let all the fox-news wolf-crying (are terrorists in your kitchen? find out tonight at eleven!) stir them into a bomb-squad frenzy. Then, I think they were so embarassed by their own resulting ineptitude and overreaction that, to save face, they went on the warpath and used their bully pulpit to cow those port advertising guys, as well as everyone at Cartoon Network. Which is a damn shame -- it's as clear a case of abuse of power as you can get. If anyone should be resigning, it's the Mayor, for infringing on freedom of speech and expression. This is not much different, honestly, than this story other than scale.

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  71. Re:They should've given police a heads-up by likewowandstuff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a post-Hitler world, and any idiot can still run for office in a democratic election. Speaking freely is comparatively harmless.

  72. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by FLEB · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Obvious counter-argument: Bombs can be disguised as all manner of things. Should the bomb squad be detonating that car that's parked at an expired meter? How about the lunch bag someone threw away in the public trashcan? Is that an empty twelve-pack box someone threw out their window or... a bomb! Think of the shitstorms!

    Obvious counter-counter-argument: The examples you describe are all rather ordinary events. The lightboards were anything but, being crude electrically-powered devices of no apparent use or reason for being there. Barring other logical explanation, the authorities were right to treat the devices with suspicion.

    My Conclusion: Everyone involved should be ashamed of their lack of forethought and moderation. The bomb squad really needs to learn to chill out and better analyze the situation before saturating it with a bomb-proof material apparently consisting partially of shredded reprocessed post-consumer cash. The marketing company really needs to learn to think through the possible consequences of their actions, take reactionary idiots into account, and to provide reassuring factors in advance... say, a label saying who placed the device (hell, even a front-company name and an 800 number leading to a concerned-sounding recorded message and a voice-mailbox routed to /dev/null would suffice).

    My bonus, director's cut, generalized offtopic rant: Personally, as both a marketer and a citizen, I'm annoyed by all these "guerrilla advertising" tactics of marketers who knowingly and willingly paste, post, and plaster their advertisements all over public property-- it's like the corporate version of uninspired felt-marker taggers, adding nothing worthwhile, just pissing on hydrants for their own pleasure.

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  73. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Grym · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please, don't provide any encouragement or validation to this flawed line of reasoning. As a free and open society with limited resources, we have to be prepared to accept a certain amount of risk. "Erring on the side of caution," (i.e. maximum panic-mode) for such an obviously low-risk situation is irresponsible, expensive, and counterproductive.

    Rather than live in a fantasy world where Bostonians are applauded as heroes because they disarm lite brites filled with imaginary explosives, we need to rationally think about this. Otherwise, there's no end to this madness.

    Anything could be a bomb. Can you ever rule out the possibility of "the terrorists" surgically implanting bombs within their abdominal cavities? Or what if evil terrorist surgeons implanted bombs into unknowing patients? In which case... maybe YOU could be a bomb! Maybe I'm a bomb! What if they've been at work since we were all born. Maybe... we're all bombs! So, in light of this, what should we do now? Surgically operate on everyone--just to be sure? My God! We'd be heroes, the saviors of a very thankful nation if we were right!

    So, the question is then: why should we discard my obviously silly possibility but still consider the similarly ridiculous killer lite-brite scenario?

    -Grym

  74. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by omeomi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Comedy Central should have taken it to court. Aside from small fines from littering laws, is it really even illegal to leave random stuff around a city? Just because it has a little LED guy on it shouldn't make it illegal. And seriously, why in the world would a terrorist mark their bombs with light-up cartoon characters? What sense does that even make? Not everything is a potential terrorist action. Just because the police over-reacted instead of having a bomb squad guy take a look at it and say, "no, this is more like a Lite Bright than a bomb", doesn't make it Comedy Central's responsibility to pay for everything.

  75. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by illegalcortex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Otherwise it just looks like a panel of randomly placed LEDs
    You have got to be joking. No? Wow.
  76. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    agreed this terrorist bullshit has got to stop right now. this isn't iraq with IED's randomly around the place. this is an excuse to take our freedoms.

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  77. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by FuzzyFox · · Score: 4, Informative

    It was Cartoon Network, not Comedy Central.

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  78. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by vux984 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It only looks like an LED cartoon character if you're actually familiar with the character.

    I'd say it would be pretty familiar to anyone who'd ever played "space invaders" too. (ie pretty much anyone under 40.)

    Otherwise it just looks like a panel of randomly placed LEDs.

    If by "random" you mean "a clear image of something giving you the finger" I suppose so. ;)

    I believe the people who mistakenly thought it could be a bomb did so with the most earnest of intentions.

    True but we don't really have much use for people who report things that aren't bombs. How many innocent cardboard boxes, guitar cases, gymbags, abandoned Dells, old speakers, and other nondescript "potentially suspicious looking" debris is lying around Boston? They could shut the city down for an entire decade with earnest intentions.

    People should know better. When I see a plane flying low I still assume its landing, not attacking the city...

    I can understand how this got out of hand but it'll happen again. Around here Telus is putting up pink flamingos all around the city as part of its latest campaign... they're hollow and in public places and they weren't there yesterday... could be a bomb in there.

    Seriously if the 'terrorists' were planting bombs everyone they'd make them look like run of the mill every day items like transformer boxes... hmm... wait... i saw a transformer box on one of the support columns in my parkade... i don't remember that being there before... excuse me...

  79. Re: Oh come on you can't be serious. by Jekler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One could argue that anyone who understands the "sad state of affairs" the United States is in would be idiotic to perpetrate such a campaign.

  80. Terrorists won by smiiiff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Things like this make it very clear all the terrorists in the world aiming at the USA can go home and leave the USA alone for a few years. They won and anything they do won't be half as bad as the imagination of American bureaucrates and the average retarded Joe. The USA can destroy itself all by it's self. Unless Bush goes out the window and the USA gets rid of the fear mongering media you guys lost. clear and simple

  81. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm probably not going to be much noticed in this discussion being AC and all, but I have to ask an important question.

    You, me and everyone else with an opinion has debated whether this device could or should be interpreted as a possible threat. You say it is understandable that it would be seen as a threat, other's say the opposite, but I haven't really seen anyone answer, or even ask, the most important question. This event is over, so we're looking at it with hindsight, but the more important question is how do we determine what is acceptable in the future?

    When I hear people say that it "had wires and lights" and that it had a box attached that "could have been full of explosives," I picture an amazingly high number of devices that fit those descriptions. When I hear that the police "couldn't take any chances," I picture each of those devices being confiscated and deactivated. When I hear "the company should have know better" than to place something that could "obviously" be considered a threat in public, I picture all the things that me or my friends do and I have no choice but to wonder what exactly we need to be more careful about to avoid this kind of reaction?

    It's an important question. People use words like "obvious," but it is not so obvious to me what is right and what is wrong here.

    If we decide based on actual threat significance, all of our cars are going to be confiscated. Not only are they capable of holding a very large amount of explosives, but they've been on the short list of terrorist-preferred bomb delivery methods for quite some time. Since they have the capability plus an actual history of danger, we should be very worried about them, right?

    I think most people would see this argument as absurd. We need our cars, and cars are common. We can't just go around labeling every car as suspicious. It's just common sense. At least that's what I hear everyone saying in my head, but that gets me to my second potential criteria for deciding whether something could be considered a threat. Is it unusual, does it have a compartment big enough to house a bomb, and does it have some electronic gear attached. That seems to be what many of these people are labeling "suspicious."

    I routinely carry around a cell phone and I often have a portable game console with me. Sometimes I have a laptop. Most people would recognize these as common, and they would not cause suspicion. They're also arguably too small to house a bomb. Like many people, I have a couple of game consoles at home as well, but I don't commonly carry them with me and they're never turned on with a batter pack and slung under my arm. If I did this, for example to play a game on a small LCD in public, would it be unusual enough to get attention? Should I take some precautions to let people know the device is ok? In the groups of people I tend to associate with, this would be slightly unusual, but immediately recognized as innocuous. To an elderly woman, such a box might go unrecognized and cause alarm.

    But what if I wasn't carrying a PS2(full sized old one), but an unusual computer of about the same size. It's a mini-itx in a clear case with two hard drives, a battery pack and plenty of lights. It's basically a fancy DVR that I jazzed up a little to make it look "cool" including hiding the drives and batter behind a metal shelf for a clean appearance. It's only recognizable as a computer by someone fairly knowledgeable about such things, and even then only if they take a moment to look a little closer. Basically, until further inspection, it's just a box with a bunch of lights and electronics with a boxed off area plenty big enough to house a bomb. It is very unusual compared to what people are used to seeing on a daily basis, but it's really just a common computer on the inside. Should it be "obvious" to me that people might become alarmed and should I take special precautions to warn them that it's not dangerous? If I accidentally leave it at the bus stop, should I expect th

  82. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by q-the-impaler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I concur. These boxes didn't have Arabic on them only flashing lights. While I still think that a terror attack is a real threat, the terrorism is obviously working as planned. Al-Qaeda has disrupted our lives and Boston just propagated that fear. It's good that Boston was paying attention, but then again they wasted 2 million dollars on a false alarm. Nice detective work, boys.

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  83. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Storm. Butterflies cause storms. I don't know what's responsible for earthquakes - moles, perhaps.

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  84. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by illegalcortex · · Score: 3, Informative

    Even better, as posted in the other reply: the sign in broad daylight in context of where it was hung

    Please, for the love of all that is sane and logical, admit that this looks nothing like a random collection of LEDs, no matter who you are.

  85. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by notnAP · · Score: 2, Informative
    why should we discard my obviously silly possibility but still consider the similarly ridiculous killer lite-brite scenario?

    Your completely logical argument only applies here if you make the assumption this situation was "similarly ridiculous [sic]"

    The only debate here is whether or not these devices could or should have been mistaken for bombs. The first device reported to the police was found on a support beam for a major highway bridge in a spot practically no one would ever see it - perfect spot for a bomb, not so perfect spot for an advertisement.

    However, while I can understand treating that discovery a little more cautiously, that was at 8:18AM. The city government (along with the feds) disrupted the city for another 12 hours after. I don't think the city overreacted on that first one. I'm not so sure I want to take the side that the city didn't overreact for the rest of the day.

    And I certainly don't want to take the side that "you can distribute crudely constructed electrical devices throughout a city and be free of responsibility for it." You can't yell fire in a theatre when it's not, no matter how much you believe in the first amendment. By the same argument, you can't haphazardly make it look like the theatre is on fire when it's not, either.

  86. "The illusion of due diligence" by braintartare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That line from Syriana has rung true again. The reason that Boston's response seems stupid is that you are mistaking it for what Boston authorities have claimed it to be; a response to maintain public safety. They didn't make a response to maintain public safety. They made a response to maintain the illusion that they are protecting public safety. They are not paying attention to anything more than how they appear. It's the nature of corrupt officials to seek first and foremost to protect themselves, and usually to stop when they feel they appear to have done their jobs. Whether or not they actually have done their jobs is usually unimportant to the corrupt, and in most cases is repugnant to them, in that they are then no more cagey or clever than the audience that they seek to fool.

  87. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by MobyDisk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with that reasoning is that you conclude that the police should detonate everything, because anything could be a bomb. There is a the potential risk that this piece of mail I just received has anthrax. It's possible my ThinkGeek order has a bomb in it. By your reasoning, I should call the police and have them detonate it just to be sure. Life is about risks - and blowing up every random LED sign is playing it too safe.

  88. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by pclminion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The evil genius of Osama bin Laden was to realize that there is a "critical switch" in American psychology that he could flip. He doesn't have to take us down himself, just set the process in motion and watch as the government and society slowly destroy themselves.

  89. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Eh, no Mr Bomb expert, we shouldn't "detonate" everything, but when the police get a possible bomb called in, they have to take it seriously. If they treat it like a real bomb and it turns out to be a hoax, the worst that happens is that they waste some time, people get excited, and clueless idiots on slashdot get a new topic to rant and rave about. On the other hand, if they treat it like a joke and it turns out to be a real bomb, the bomb squad suddenly gets reduced in size, some women and kids get to cry over flag-draped coffins, and assholes everywhere get to mutter and laugh about "dumb cops".

    Since you're such an explosives expert, why don't you outline what changes should be made to bomb-squad policy in order to avoid these incidents in the future? Hell, I've got an idea! Next time they have a bomb threat, they can just call up you and the other slashdot nerds! Your linux experience will come in real handy while you're on your hands and knees, with your face inches away from what could be a live explosive. Then you can show all those dumb comps what a joke their job really is!

  90. Globalization forced him to resign by James+F.+Cooper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jim Samples should not have resigned. He did nothing wrong. His company did nothing wrong. The lawsuit and its result were unjust. But Samples rightly perceived that the public, as willing victims of globalization, had identified his company as "tur'rists", and decided that it wasn't worth himself or his employees going to a torture chamber.

    The U.S.A. is full of hysterical ninnies whose sense of being American does not extend beyond cheap slogans invented by our British imperial enemy. That's why they can't see the enemy within: they have nothing left in their minds that is truly American that they can compare with Cheney, to reveal that he is totally un-American, and Bush, too, by implication, because he does everything Cheney tells him to do.

    9-11 was orchestrated by the enemy within, and that enemy's agenda is globalization, the new imperialism. The Economist magazine, based in London, just released a special, boasting of the revival of the British Empire through globalization! Where is the spirit of 1776? Where is the rigorous scientific method of Benjamin Franklin, not just in his electrical experiments, but in his political intelligence and political leadership. Never satisfied with judgements based on appearances, he always sought to uncover the principles governing all the action.

    Apply Franklin's method to "terrorism". Look at the vote fraud in 2000, the bigger vote fraud in 2004, the pre-inaugural rush in late 2000- early 2001 to nominate John Ashcroft for Attorney General. What is the more probable motive for 9-11: to make the U.S. submit to the rule of Osama bin Laden, or to establish a police state under Bush and Cheney, or to allow Bush and Cheney to loot the U.S. until the U.S. Treasury is no longer able to sell bonds, putting our government totally in the hands of the financial circle behind Cheney & Bush?

  91. Perfect, except for one thing. by Presence1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Gee.. those lite brites look like a character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (someone in the department must have known that) maby we should call up cartoon network to see if they know anything about this. *ring* *ring* Cartoon Network: Hello? Boston Police: Hi, this is the Boston Police did you put up lite brites around out city? Cartoon Network: Yes we did.. its a part of our advertising campaign for Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Boston Police: Oh ok, we were just making sure they weren't bombs. Cartoon Network: No no.. nothing explosive about them. Boston Police: Thanks a lot, we didn't want to shutdown transportation all over the city over some stupid lite brites. Cartoon Network: Yeah, that would have made you look like dumb pieces of shit. Boston Police: Yes it would have."

    The scenario you describe is perfect, EXCEPT for one thing. The marketing geniuses who put it up did not bother to include on the devices ANY kind of identifyng information. If they had, I would agree with you completely.

    But, as it actually happened, what were the cops on the ground supposed to to with four 911 calls within an hour and finding 3 of these devices on the most strategically located bridges (and fiber-optic conduits) in Boston and the other near a hospital? Maybe the thing itself doesn't look like a bomb, but why couldn't it just be one component of a wireless trigger system?

    Perhaps report back that "it might be suspicious, or it might look a bit like some character in some show my teenaager watched once, so you better send out the marketing analysis experts before we call the bomb squad.".

    Remember this was a very low-res pixel graphic with no identifying info meant to be obscure for a targeted audience. It wasn't like it flashed letters for national brands like "Coke" or even a local one like "Joe's Pizza".

    While I usually find myself very much on the anti-authority side of the argument, in this case, they were doing their jobs exactly right. Call the bemb experts, clear the area, let them figure out what it is, and call the "All Clear" when it is ok.

    1. Re:Perfect, except for one thing. by Presence1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "oh come on... like NO ONE in the Boston Police has seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force? Remember.. these were in a few different cities and only Boston's Police department were dumb enough to confuse them for bombs."

      I'm sure someone in the force probably had seen it, but the entire force didn't go out and inspect them - probably only four did. The entire force isn't in on that call, and they certinly don't have all the info at that minute.

      Consider how it actually plays out. Several hours after a half-dozen people were arrested in London on a terrorist plot, they get a series of four 911 calls within an hour about devices on bridges and near a hospital. They send a few officers out to the site to see what is up. Now, the officers all call in that they see some device with LEDs, batteries, wires, and circuit boards. They don't take them down and inspect them in detail, both out of common sense (don't mess with stuff when you don't know what it is), and probably SOP to not screw up potential evidence, and to leave it for the specialists.

      Now, given that situaion, as the officer on site, or the supervisor hearing all four reports confirmed, of unrecognized electronic devices placed in key strategic locations around the city, -- ARE YOU REALLY going to make the call that "nah, nevermind, it's just junk". You potentially only have minutes to react; you may already be too late. Think for a second how you'd be rightly pilloried if someting did blow up and you had called "nevermind". You do not have the luxury of time to figure out who might have put it up there and why, what product might be being marketed, verify their story, etc. -- you need to figure out NOW whether or not it is a threat.

      The only thing to do is to send in an expert to find out WTF those things ACTUALLY are, even if they look like they could be innocuous. Even if one of the officers had recognized it as looking like some kind of marketing, what's to say that it isn't just a cover for a wireless relay/trigger for something further under the bridges?

      Now, I'd say exactly exactly the opposite if they marketers had put ANY identifying marks on there. Just a tiny sticker with "Interference marketing / 123 main street/ anytown MA / 617-345-6789" would do.

      With that, and 10 (hectic) minutes, the cops could verify that they were actually put there by a marketing firm, that it was a bona fide firm with a lease for X years, their clients were Turner, ABC, Etc., and that their clients could verify that they were who they said they were, etc. But, there was no such info to even start such an investigation, and no time to guess.

      I also consider that these so-called marketers are supposed to be professionals at anticipating people's reactions to their actions. The entire purpose of the device is to generate a reaction. It seems that they could also have anticipated that security people would react to a set of *unknown* devices in key strategic locations as a threat, and done something simple to mitigate that, such as putting on a tag, or calling in a notice. But they didn't. If they had, and the cops ignored it, then, I'd be in the front of the line berating them for not doing their job, but in this case, they did the right thing.

  92. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Bomb Squads of the other cities didn't RECEIVE any calls, or they would have responded in the same manner. And how exactly do you "evaluate the possibility that the thing even is a bomb before evacuating the populace" without being able to physically examine the thing? What, you think the bomb squad has some magical CIA spy satellite that they can use to detect explosives from the comfort of their lay-z-boys? Seriously, give your head a shake and start fresh. Obviously you're totally oblivious about police procedures, but you can't be THIS devoid of common sense.

  93. Re:There is such a thing as bad publicity (sort of by aetherion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The lower ratings might have something to do with the fact that the show is in its off-season right now. My guess is that these ads were in fact for the upcoming movie. I find it odd that Forbes didn't mention either fact.

  94. Re:Buck Stops At The Top by LMariachi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't know why I bother.

    Yeah, me neither. You're not very good at it.

    Listen, when YOU have a job that involves risking your life on a regular basis, THEN you can comment.

    Ah, the old "you can't complain about the food unless you're a chef" chestnut. Pay attention, idiot: When it's my money paying for the food, or when I have to wait two hours for it while it gets cold because some jerkoff like you thinks it might be a bomb, I have every right to comment.

  95. Welcome to anarchy by ElectricRook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Have some perspective. On September 11, one well funded terrorist organization succeeded in making an attack. 3,000 people died, about the number of people that die in traffic accidents every two weeks. I'm just not seeing the demonstrations over outlawing cars. At Columbine, about 20 people were killed on one day, but thats about how many kids hang themselves accidentally in mini blinds every day, did you take down your mini-blinds. Terrorism relies on the press to sensationalize an item. The politicians volley the fear back and forth, making more and more laws for the sake of making laws to look effective. The result is that a few good laws are enforced and obeyed. Many silly laws are ignored. This leads to anarchy. Welcome to Iraq.

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