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SETI Finally Finds Something
QuatumCrypto writes "SETI@home is a distributed processing client from UC Berkeley that installs on the volunteers' home computers and harnesses their processing power in the search for extraterrestrial intelligence. So far nothing noteworthy has comeout of this massive project... that is until today! One of the volunteers was able to track down his wife's stolen laptop using the IP address that SETI@home client reports back to the server. After getting back the laptop his wife said, 'I always knew that a geek would make a great husband.'"
Wow...someone did explained it. I'm impressed.
Sorry Pal: There's nothing to care about. Night. Always. Out THERE. No Princess Lea and no life, no hope no understanding. No 'people' ---no emotion. Nothing nada nix nyet. No one drop of life. Utter emptiness after 13.7 billion years and nothing to show for it, but a couple weakly bent 4-dim tensor fields and ... us. Better pop that Coors' Lite, pal, cause it's gonna be a long day.
hahaha, sorry you got modded as flamebait 'cause that's some funny stuff.
The government has a defect: it's potentially democratic. Corporations have no defect: they're pure tyrannies. -Chomsky
Yeah, some "stupid niggor" stole it I'm sure.
Might want to learn to spell before you start insulting others.
Signed,
Proud, non "niggor" hating, white guy. Newsflash: white people steal shit too.
Just like driving a car:
(D) to go forward
(R) to go backward
Thank you!
funny Soviet Russia jokes: 4 (plus yours = 5) - should hit 6 by 2008-Q2
unfunny Soviet Russia jokes: 9,744,803,408 - should hit 10 billion by March
Tell us, how does feel to have made one of the lucky funny ones?
I totally agree --- that was laugh-out-loud funny.
Those of you that are visiting Slashdot for the first time... can see how the editors disdain the fascist idea of "spelling correctly". Spellcheck is for wimps.
Ruby is one of the Weapons in Final Fantasy VII! God, what else do I have to explain around here?
I don't like Linux. This doesn't make me a troll.
Which one of these two has Spice?
Where are my mod points when I need them? ;)
Check the entry again, he did not write it :P
-William
God is everything science has yet to explain.
How do you know the wikipedia entry wasn't copied directly from that comment?
You mean we don't have to expect a dupe?
You must be new here.
You read virgins, and you think mod points?? You are an old timer.
What?
4) Natalie Portman + hot grits
Red to red, black to black. Switch it on, but stand well back.
It's also either:
A) A dupe.
B) Going to be a dupe.
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
Typical Slashdot,eh?...no wonder the above gets Score 5 and the one above it 4 :P
Only old overlords are clueless in Korea!
"[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz
I *am* new here you insensitive clod!
A woman is a female human. The term woman (irregular plural: women) usually is used for an adult, with the term girl being the usual term for a female child or adolescent. However, the term woman is also sometimes used to identify a female human, regardless of age, as in phrases such as "Women's rights". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman
WikiCreole - a common wiki markup language
In Soviet Russia, a Beowulf cluster of Netcrafts imagines you!
(Triple score!)
I was new once and then they stole my naievity
Troc's dubious podcast and blog: http://www.trocnet.net
In Korea, only old people put ??? at number four.
Religion is what happens when nature strikes and groupthink goes wrong.
Misread of the day: "That's OK. Here, have a bowl of hot girls. Don't eat them, just put them in your pants."
Great series - worthy of an FAQ, (OK, nobody would read it) But...where's the sharks & laser one? Operators with mod points are standing by...
I won't try, but I could quickly write a Lisp program that could spit out each one that made sense ;-)
http://www.dieblinkenlights.com
Not an ISO standard. "Women attracted to male geeks" is fully covered by an RFC: RFC0026.
Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
Perfect.
I declare you undisputed winner of this round of Slashmemes.
The next round is scheduled for the soonest available 'series of pipes' reference.
Perhaps life really is full of possibilities.
Oh, shit, I mean 'tubes'.
Am I... Am I ousted?
Perhaps life really is full of possibilities.
LISP? Dammit man, if it can't be done 23 different ways in perl it ain't worth doing.
Oh, and PHP is crap.
Only three things are certain; death, taxes, and apocryphal quotations - Ben Franklin.
one missing:
I for one welcome our new Beowulf cluster running overlords
I thought that things happened backwards in soviet Russia...
Wouldn't you confirm netcraft? (or rather, BSD's death confirm Netcraft?)
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Connection too slow for X forwarding? Try "ssh -CX user@host"
You forgot this is Slashdot. We can dupe anything.
This sig isn't original enough, it's time to come up with something witty...
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?