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Windows Genuine Advantage Gets More Lenient

Troglodyte writes in with word that Microsoft is revamping its Windows Genuine Advantage program so that it labels fewer users pirates. WGA now has a third category besides "genuine and "not genuine," called "not sure." Quoting: "[I]t's quite obvious what is going on here: Microsoft has added 'not sure' as a way of cutting down on the number of false positives associated with WGA. As many as one in five PCs were failing WGA checks, but this new setting should both reduce this and give Microsoft the chance to investigate further the kinds of things that are landing folks in the 'not sure' category."

228 comments

  1. First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this a genuine first post?

    1. Re:First Post by physicsboy500 · · Score: 1

      Is this a genuine first post?

      I'd put it in the "not sure" category

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    2. Re:First Post by Zonk+(troll) · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are making a joke. Cancel/Allow?

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    3. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Are you sure you are not a pirate? (Yes) (No) (Cancel)"

      Then Clippy appears...
      "It looks like you are trying to make a joke. Would you like some help with that?"

    4. Re:First Post by PockyBum522 · · Score: 1

      Clippy is dead. Long live Clippy!

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      -- David
    5. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The two options are Continue and Cancel

    6. Re:First Post by FunkyELF · · Score: 1

      Clippy is dead.

      Has anyone confirmed this?

    7. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are making a joke of this operating system. Cancel/Allow?

    8. Re:First Post by MooUK · · Score: 1

      Well, does Netcraft show any use of clippy?

    9. Re:First Post by Cairo_911 · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that now read: "You are making a joke. Cancel/Allow/Defer 'til later?"

    10. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clippy is dead.

      Has anyone confirmed this?


      He's just been absorbed into the OS
    11. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Netcraft confirms it.

    12. Re:First Post by DarkJC · · Score: 1

      Yes...for one of the dialogs. Another dialog actually has an allow option. Refrain from commenting until you use Vista please.

    13. Re:First Post by ady1 · · Score: 1

      Not sure.

  2. Not sure? by Sneakernets · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not sure I want them to change anything else after being told my genuine copy was pirated.

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    1. Re:Not sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not sure I want them to change anything else after being told my pirated copy was genuine.

    2. Re:Not sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) I am Squigly, King of Fish!
      2) I am Squigly, Prince of Fish!
      3) I am Squigly, merely a Marquis of Fish!
      4) I am Squigly, Insane Fish!

    3. Re:Not sure? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not sure I want them to change anything else after being told my genuine pirate was copied.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    4. Re:Not sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I'm fine with them labeling my pirated copy as genuine as well.

    5. Re:Not sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That last one must be a linux computer running firefox that says it is IE 7 running on win95.

    6. Re:Not sure? by Samrobb · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:Not sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you ever stop to think that you only liked Windows because you were supposed to? ;)

    8. Re:Not sure? by fermion · · Score: 1

      I am not sure if I want to pay $500 for an OS and then not be sure it is genuine.

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      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    9. Re:Not sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that the most expensive home version of Windows ever made only cost $399, you have more to worry about than your OS not being genuine.

    10. Re:Not sure? by Puppet+Master · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure I want them to change anything else after being told my genuine pirate was copied.

      In Soviet Russia, genuine pirate copies you.

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      The day Microsoft creates a product that doesn't suck, it will be known as the Microsoft Vaccuum Cleaner!
    11. Re:Not sure? by colinbrash · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I want them to change anything else after being told

      syntax error: unexpected end of file

    12. Re:Not sure? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I want them to pirate anything else after being told my changed copy was genuine.

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      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  3. Matey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me thinks I need ta be labeled 'genuine pirate'. Aaaarrrrrrrr!

    1. Re:Matey by sokoban · · Score: 1

      You aaaaarr a pirate.

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  4. So by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I guess the new categories are:
    1. Not a pirate
    2. Pirate
    3. Ninja

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    1. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Or...

      #4 - A windows Volume license install that then had the WGA patched plus the install key changed to a regular Pro key that was keygened and thus passes the WGA test perfectly. Even Windows Media player 11 is happy with it.

      WGA is so incredibly easy to get past it's not funny. set the patched WGA dll to read only and updates cant overwrite it.

    2. Re:So by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 5, Funny

      So like I said... ninja.

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    3. Re:So by TastelessGarbage · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, the new categories are: 1. Guilty 2. Innocent 3. Guilty unless proven innocent

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    4. Re:So by brian.gunderson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Gotta love WGA. My computer tells me that I 'am a victim of software piracy'. If I'm the victim, then what does that make Microsoft?? Funny, I didn't realize I was being victimized. I guess it would sound funny if it popped up saying 'You may be benefiting from software piracy.'

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    5. Re:So by Vulva+R.+Thompson,+P · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Vista WGA:

      1. Cancel
      2. Allow
      3. Ultimate Power

    6. Re:So by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Hell with our corporate domain setup for some damn reason if a user logs into a computer they never have before it always says they are a pirate. Its kinda funny the reactions you get from new employees.

    7. Re:So by kinglink · · Score: 1

      I would pay extra money for Windows Vista Ninja, the version that makes it look like it's still XP. At least I'd be ok with that until I realize that it's just Windows XP with a change bitmap.

      Damn, ninjas are just awesome.

    8. Re:So by proxy318 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't be silly. No one can detect ninjas.

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    9. Re:So by chrwei · · Score: 1

      except other ninjas

      "if there was a fight between a ninja and another ninja, who would win?" best ninja quote ever.

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      - Disclaimer: Information in this post deemed reliable but not guaranteed.
    10. Re:So by fourchannel · · Score: 1

      The ninja would win. But it would be a short lived victory, because the space/time continuum would then proceed to fold in upon itself and take the universe with it.

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      ---FourChannel---
    11. Re:So by Barny · · Score: 1

      And yet if your date is set wrong at time of install, you are labelled a pirate until it is fixed, maybe this is one grey area that they are re-badging.

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      /me sighs
    12. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WGA is the forerunner to a class of "Trusted Applications" which will rely on the TPM vendor lock-in/DRM hardware increasingly found in PCs (and in Intel Apple Macs). This hardware will allow Microsoft to know FOR SURE that you have not tampered with WGA.

      It's only easy now because not all PCs that will run Vista have TPMs in them... give it a few years and WGA will be iron-clad.

    13. Re:So by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      I guess it would sound funny if it popped up saying 'You may be benefiting from software piracy.'

      Yes, especially if you think about Windows and benefit in the same sentence.

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    14. Re:So by chrish · · Score: 1

      Q: "Can I call the Business Software Alliance while I'm still on probation at my new job?"

      A: Yes, it's your duty as a Citizen. Of course, you'll be fired, and the BSA is in no way liable.

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      - chrish
    15. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Actually, the new categories are: 1. Guilty 2. Innocent 3. Guilty unless proven innocent."

      No, ever since WGA was first deployed, option #1 and #2 were dropped, and it has only been option #3.

    16. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on the class of ninja, of course...

      If it's a genin, probably
      it it's a chounnin, maybe
      if it's a jounin, possibly
      and if it's a hokage - not a chance in hell

      Watched too much anime ;-)

  5. I got a better idea by gasmonso · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just do away with all this crap and stop bothering paying customers. Hackers will always find a way around whatever scheme MS or any other company devises. It's just a fact of life. If humans make it, humans can break it. Vista is already hacked and it will always continue. HDDVD has met the same fate.

    gasmonso http://religiousfreaks.com/
    1. Re:I got a better idea by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hackers will always find a way around whatever scheme MS or any other company devises.

      Very true, but in the 90s, companies pirating mass quanities of MS software was a major concern. Not only did it kill MS revenue, but it screwed consumers as they thought the copies they were buying were legitimate.

      From working in the OEM world at that time, even our trusted vendors would often have workers that would offer 'discounted' OEM copies of MS software from another company all the time. It was so bad that our company had to put in place buying policies to ensure only geniune copies were ever purchased. And even with that policy in place, we had several hundred fake copies of MS software slip through OEM distributors that themselves didn't realize the copies were fake.

      This is where all this crap started, but in the process MS lost sight of the goal of ensuring consumers didn't get screwed.

      People in MS honestly think the Activation and Keys and WGA were good things to help the consumers to ensure they didn't get worthless copies.

      MS just needs a real wakeup call that there are alternatives to dealing with mass production piracy that DO NOT harm or even bother the consumers.

      Digital distribution could actually be a real solution as the control of licensing and purchasing could potentially be more easily controlled than relying on Keys and WGA to ensure copies weren't obtained from shady companies.

      I don't agree with MS on this, although I do have understanding of where and why all this protection crap started.

    2. Re:I got a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just do away with all this crap and stop bothering paying customers. Hackers will always find a way around whatever scheme MS or any other company devises. It's just a fact of life. If humans make it, humans can break it. Vista is already hacked and it will always continue. HDDVD has met the same fate.

      In other words: I am a pirate pretending to be a legit customer, and don't want to be bothered by all these bothersome obstacles in place that stop me from illegally using the software. GRRAWR!
    3. Re:I got a better idea by Neil+Watson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If WGA is to help a customer ensure that their copy of Windows is genuine and not to thwart pirates then make it a tool that the customer can run when they choose not a constant bother. Make WGA help not hinder.

    4. Re:I got a better idea by jcr · · Score: 5, Funny

      If humans make it, humans can break it.

      That's why the next version is being coded by SHARKS! Sharks with frickin' "lasers" on their heads.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    5. Re:I got a better idea by imikem · · Score: 1

      If pirating "killed" MS revenue, come one, come all pirates, and kill mine. Aaarrr!!!

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    6. Re:I got a better idea by alexhs · · Score: 0, Troll

      Companies pirating mass quanities of MS software was a major concern Really ? Why ?

      Not only did it kill MS revenue Really ? Never heard that. Please show us the numbers of MS sales plumetting...

      it screwed consumers as they thought the copies they were buying were legitimate. Really ? How would that screw them ?

      (Rest of your babble built upon baseless and wrong assumptions. How can that be modded +5, this is just plain revisionism)
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    7. Re:I got a better idea by mmalove · · Score: 1

      I believe that's been in their products for quite some time. What they found is that most consumers really didn't care as long as the software worked.

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    8. Re:I got a better idea by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 0, Troll

      Don't you think that if that were a workable idea, companies like Apple would have embraced it already, what with Steve Jobs's stance on DRM and all? I guess you've never had to type in the 128-digit code and pass retinal verification from your iSight to reinstall Mac OS X on your Mac....

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    9. Re:I got a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just do away with all this crap and stop bothering paying customers.

      The amount of greed in Gates is unprecedented in human history methinks.

    10. Re:I got a better idea by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

      I don't do home computer support, but inevitably I get calls from friends of friends, etc.

      I received a call from a friend of my grandmother who had purchased Windows XP and installed it on her friends computer and her own. It wouldn't let her activate one of the computers (so I believe it went more than those two places). When the 30 day grace period was up she called MS support and told them the truth. They of course refused to activate the software. She had no idea she wasn't able to share the software with all of her friends.

      Another time I got a call was from a WGA check. The computer was installed by a contractor with who know what key. The OEM sticker was for Home edition and the computer was running professional.

      While these steps don't foil the people deliberately pirating the software, they legitimately catch a lot of people who just wouldn't know any better.

    11. Re:I got a better idea by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Digital distribution still requires a bootstrap system, which means popping in a CD or USB key to launch the installer/downloader. Release a fake or patched installer that points to a counterfeit source and it's the same problem all over again.

      Hell you could subvert that system at the network level, just redirect the traffic to a spoofed host. For something as popular and pricey as Windows, that sort of security scheme would be defeated within days of release.

      The root problem is that all this is too easy. It's trivial to get patched copies of Windows produced at a shady disc pressing facility. It's trivial to circumvent software copy protection, and even hardware protection thanks to the many brilliant hardware hackers out there.

      There needs to be a non-technical way to beat the counterfeiters. One way is to remove the profit incentive; make it so cheap it's not worth copying, at least from a commercial pirate's perspective. That's pretty hard because pirated software sells for about 5 bucks in China.

      Another solution could be to offer the WGA check as a voluntary tool, that you can run if you want to find out for yourself. Confront your dealer/OEM if you want to, but let's not have this WGA crap become a part of the OS. Microsoft's site already requires you to pass the piracy check before it will yield any updates or optional downloads like Media Player. How is that punishing the big pirates ? A real pirate will simply patch the WGA and go on with their life. A legit customer who is not well versed in cracking tools and methods will panic and make an angry call to someone, maybe Microsoft, maybe their sales guy, maybe a news outlet if their penis is small enough (or inexistent).

      This has all been said before, but WGA and product activation hurts mostly the innocent. People who knowingly pirate software, they don't need WGA to tell them their copy is not genuine, and it actually amuses them greatly when the WGA messes up and says their FCKGW license is legit. If someone accidentally bought a bum copy of Windows, well it sucks but as a good multi-billion dollar company Microsoft should treat the customer with respect and help them out. Give them advice on how to fix the problem, work with the customer to track the crooked source and seek legal action, something you would end up doing anyway if you're at all serious about fighting piracy. Then give the customer a freebie and a warm thank you, because they just helped you protect your business.

      Software piracy is hard to fight, but we're talking about the world's largest software company. They have the means and resources to make it happen. Me, an independent developer, I can't afford to sue everyone who illegally uses my software, so I have little choice but to let it go. If I had a billion bucks up my ass, I'd hire the goddamned government to drop a bomb on every shady CD factory in the world. Isn't that how politics work ?

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    12. Re:I got a better idea by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


        Not to worry, the Chinese will be able to shoot down their laser communications satellite soon... ;)

      SB

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    13. Re:I got a better idea by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

      Hackers will always find a way around whatever scheme MS or any other company devises.

      What, do hackers have some kind of history where they enjoy challenges; especially at the expense of large corporations? Do they enjoy pulling things apart to see how they work, even from a young age?!

      Surely you don't think that with each new iteration of 'uncrackable' technology, the companies are providing the hackers with vast, unexplored playgrounds with which to have a ball?
      *scoff*

      We all know, and it's a fact - mind you, that these people are trying to get themselves a free copy of Windows ME, so they can replace that Linus operating system they've been using for the last 12 years. A pack of thieves, and commies, I tell you...

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    14. Re:I got a better idea by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      If pirating "killed" MS revenue, come one

      I did say 'kill' not killed. lol

      MS also seems to forget that a lot of the original adoption of Windows 3.x was from pirated copies getting PC users into a GUI and away from single tasking DOS apps.

    15. Re:I got a better idea by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      In the late 90s I spent some time working at a small OEM. They got windows CDs and COAs from otherwise reputable suppliers who knew they were bogus and the store did too.

      Win98SE bootlegs were good looking, but the trained eye could spot them in a second.

      This store supported customers in the event that their bootlegs ended up being bad, many did not. It was because of this rampant and out in the open piracy that M$ had to do something, WGA is their best guess.

      LK

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  6. Rarely Just TRUE or FALSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #if !defined TRUE
    #define TRUE 1
    #endif
    #if !defined FALSE
    #define FALSE 0
    #endif
    #define MAYBE 2

    1. Re:Rarely Just TRUE or FALSE by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Rarely Just TRUE or FALSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find that's FILE_NOT_FOUND

    3. Re:Rarely Just TRUE or FALSE by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Ah, so it's coded in C+-?

  7. Well... by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems even MS is willing to admit a major screw up and is willing to give consumers the benefit of the doubt once again.

    Do you think people inside MS are starting to finally stop listening to Ballmer and his business/money only mentality?

    It could be quite earth shaking for MS to start caring about consumers more than $$ again.

    1. Re:Well... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

      Actually, shaking down the old money tree isn't bringing down a lot of cash as it did before. Since so many consumers are in the "not sure" category for upgrading to Windows Vista, Microsoft needs to be "kinder and gentler" than before to keep the money tree healthy.

    2. Re:Well... by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      I am more cynical. I think MS can manipulate the figures of so-called 'pirated' copies of windows by adjusting the sensitivity of their WGA tool. This can make it look like more people are "pirating" or their security measures are successful. Whatever they desire.

  8. When is the category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When is the category 'We were wrong' coming?

  9. Meaning of not sure by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Not sure does not mean MSFT does not know whether or not the Windows installation is genuine or not. It just means that MSFT is not sure, if they crack down too hard on the bootleg copies of windows, whether it will push people into Linux camp and create more marketshare, installs and toe/foothold for Linux.

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  10. A serious Win for MS by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    They simply need to combine this new categorization with Live's matchmaking schema. They'll get rid of the software pirates by matching an appropriate ninja to go and kill them.

  11. Not sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a Mac
    I'm a PC
    I'm not sure

  12. Oh please by Kaitnieks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I mean, how hard can it be? The key either is valid or it isn't. Compare the key for validity using the same algorithm that Windows installation uses and compare it against the database of invalidated keys and that's it. No other software products have no problems with validating keys, why is this causing so much problems for Microsoft?

    1. Re:Oh please by peragrin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That is a good question. I wonder Why MSFT can't do the simple things right but can complete the complex ones. maintaining Windows codebase, Extremely complex. Building WinFS so that it works across intranets, With Leopard, OS X will introduce that functionality into spotlight.

        Though My first thought was that they wanted to cut down on customers getting the invalid key. Out of every million, 200,000 people where being told that their once valid copies were no longer valid. So in order to cut down on False Postives they added another point. So out of a million customers you have 150,000 peopling calling to say WTF fix this, and 50,000 pirates.

      Their numbers still add up but the PR dept doesn't have to work so hard.

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    2. Re:Oh please by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok, the boxed product I buy from the store has a key.
      That key is a single use single instance key - one consumer can have it.
      However, 2 people register with Microsoft for it - one of them is a pirate, the other isn't (or both are..)

      How can you tell?

      Then, take one volume licensing key which was purchased for a company to do 20000 installations worldwide.
      That key gets used 20001 times, which is the pirate?

      Turn off the wrong machine and you just lost that entire customer of thousands of machines ('cos the boss is pissed off with MS for making him look like a pirate).

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    3. Re:Oh please by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      What happens if you use your valid key to install on two different machines? Obviously not allowed by your license.

      What defines "two different machines"? What if you put the HD, ram, video card into a new mobo +case? New computer or old? Which has a valid claim to the license? What if the old computer dies instantly with no time to go through some kind of 'key deactivation' process?

      Thats what WGA tries to help with, but apparently doesn't do too well.

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    4. Re:Oh please by dave562 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Then, take one volume licensing key which was purchased for a company to do 20000 installations worldwide. That key gets used 20001 times, which is the pirate?

      It doesn't work that way. VLKs are basically on the honor system.

    5. Re:Oh please by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      That honor system has a trail of money, customer X purchased 1000 copies and are based in Washington DC, but yet there are 3000 machines constantly updating themselves all the time validating using this key.

      You think MS aren't going to know?

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    6. Re:Oh please by dave562 · · Score: 1
      They will know, but it's not like when you go to download updates on your 1001 PC the PC is going to suddenly stop working. It won't fail the WGA check either. I never said that it wasn't audited or supervised, but maybe that was what I incorrectly implied when I mentioned that it was on the "honor system."

      Every place that I know of with a VLK is very strict with who has access to it. In some cases, they are non-profit groups who simply can't afford to play with fire. If they lost their non-profit licensing they couldn't afford MS software. In other cases, they are huge corporations who know what a pain in the ass it would be if MS revoked their key.

    7. Re:Oh please by Tadrith · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem is not that there are fake keys lying around, it's that there are real keys lying around.

      For quite some time, the key algorithm for the Volume License copies of XP has been cracked. They're perfectly valid keys, they simply haven't actually been sold to anyone. That's why they can't use the same algorithm, and why they have to keep this magic database of "actually sold" keys to compare against. I have no idea how this database was generated, but I'm willing to bet it was cobbled together, and that Microsoft had no real easy way of knowing which keys were sold and which were not, which resulted in a highly error prone database.

    8. Re:Oh please by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Sweet!
      So all a pirate has to do is find a VLK which some random company uses and he is guaranteed to be marked as genuine for life?

      I always thought Microsoft had discussions with their volume customers and could arrange a keyswap for those which have leaked licenses.

      Isn't that how the original FCKGW was blocked?
      When it was news I read it was a large company who had every legit machine key swapped for a new VLK and then the original pirated one was closed off?

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    9. Re:Oh please by danpsmith · · Score: 1

      I mean, how hard can it be? The key either is valid or it isn't. Compare the key for validity using the same algorithm that Windows installation uses and compare it against the database of invalidated keys and that's it. No other software products have no problems with validating keys, why is this causing so much problems for Microsoft?

      There's other variables. There's volume licensing, there's tying each license to a specific set of hardware involved and documenting all that. Make no bones about it, I'm sure this is a very complicated process after all the variables are taken into account and it is these variables that will lead to false positives. Funny enough, these same false positives will eventually (as is happening now) result in more lenient policies, and these more lenient policies will be used to then crack the system for the pirates.

      One of the more ingenious Vista cracks stems from the fact that Vista had to provide a way to activate installations with no access to the Internet. Because of these problems, they allowed a "30-day grace" period in order to attempt to resolve the licensing issues. With a few date tricks, hackers were able to make Vista effectively always be in this grace period using a local run copy of whatever server MS uses to do its licensing in bulk.

      The problem is that the tighter you grip, the more legitimate customers leak out the sides, and when you try to catch them, you effectively lose hold of everything as is happening now. I wonder how many pirates right now are snickering at their "not sure" and downloading updates.

      I believe an earlier post is right. Make it apparent to customers which vendors are posing an issue and not giving good merchandise, but don't go pirate hunting. It doesn't help anyone in the end, and will just wind up costing you a bunch of money. When the big companies figure this out for themselves, which may take a couple days, you can watch things like WGA vanish before your eyes.

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    10. Re:Oh please by Zarel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I mean, how hard can it be? The key either is valid or it isn't. Compare the key for validity using the same algorithm that Windows installation uses and compare it against the database of invalidated keys and that's it. No other software products have no problems with validating keys, why is this causing so much problems for Microsoft? Well, considering I've gotten WGA "not genuine" notices while using a perfectly valid key, and I'm not alone - simply installing the wrong program can cause "not genuine" notices, I'd say Microsoft's system is slightly more complicated than "see if key is valid".
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    11. Re:Oh please by terrymr · · Score: 1

      I thought the main problem with validation was that microsoft had cancelled a number of volume license keys because of piracy. I've had HP computers that will happily install using the license key on the "Genuine Microsoft" sticker on the computer, only to have them fail at activation with "Your license key is invalid"

    12. Re:Oh please by phorm · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Here at work we have a bunch of machines that were getting re-done due to infections and/or other screwups. After dealing with my fifth or sixth call to MS Activation (and being rejected by the voice agent after typing in all those numbers and then having to talk to some guy with an accept), I said "screw it" and made a master image (all the systems were same) with one of our VLK's.

      Now each machine has its own valid XP Pro license, it's just a whole lot less of a pain in the ass to setup one machine with a VLK and image it over all the other screwed up ones, than it is to setup each one and also deal with validating the installation keys over the phone.

      So we might end up using more than X installations using the VLK, but actual legitimate XP Pro installs would still be on par.

    13. Re:Oh please by andcal · · Score: 1

      I thought they kept a list of the keys that have been printed onto a Certificate of Authenticity. I also don't see how they could possibly know which ones have been sold.

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    14. Re:Oh please by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      My guess is that installing WGA is giving Microsoft permission to cross-reference your license with sales records, credit card numbers, etc. Really, I don't put anything past them. If your license is both valid and paid-for and nothing is recorded like "seen on BitTorrent on such-and-such a date", then it's genuine. Otherwise it's not.

      I'm guessing the change is that Microsoft no longer considers you to be a pirate if your license key is marked with "seen on BitTorrent", just "Not Sure".

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    15. Re:Oh please by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Why cant someone just check against the WGA server to find blocks of keys which are legit?

      It gives us a easy way to do just that.

    16. Re:Oh please by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Slightly more complex? You call rand() a complex operation?

    17. Re:Oh please by dave562 · · Score: 1

      The license number from the sticker on the side of your computer is not the same as a Volume License Key. Volume License Keys need Volume Licensing Media. The last time I tried to use a VLK with an OEM media it didn't work (Windows XP). You may be able to use a VLK with a store bought retail box version of XP but I haven't tried it.

    18. Re:Oh please by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Come on, this is too obvious. Why do you have any regular installs if you have the VLK ? Just call Microsoft and get those strays rolled up in the VLK, and verbally belittle the smartass who bought rogue copies of Windows without telling the sysadmin.

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    19. Re:Oh please by phorm · · Score: 1

      Machines with preinstalled OS's. Machines which existed before the VLK, but now need to be reimaged. Lots of issues can cause this situation.

    20. Re:Oh please by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Those were two different observations .. I wasn't suggesting that the OEM sticker contained a volume license key - I should have made that clearer.

    21. Re:Oh please by AngryDill · · Score: 1

      It doesn't work that way. VLKs are basically on the honor system.


      And by "honor system", we understand it to mean "audits by the Business Software Alliance."

      Just another peculiar euphemism, like "Rights Management" for usage restrictions, and "Genuine Advantage" for OS crippling!

      -a.d.-
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    22. Re:Oh please by pizpot · · Score: 1

      ...So out of a million customers you have 150,000 peopling calling to say WTF fix this, and 50,000 pirates.

      Their numbers still add up but the PR dept doesn't have to work so hard.


      But wait, they still get 150,000 calls from that group either way. What they now in fact have is 50,000 stupid pirates who think they fooled microsoft, logging in to the Update Windows shortcut. That is the point being missed, the honeypot being set up. Hehe.

    23. Re:Oh please by FoamingToad · · Score: 1

      "Every place that I know of with a VLK is very strict with who has access to it" If you have read access to the registry you can extract the VLK from a corporate desktop.
    24. Re:Oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      New business idea:


      A tour bus line full of Vista purchasers with their receipts, the Vista box, and their PC tucked under their arm.
      Destination:

      Microsoft headquarters.
      To Do once there:


      Get in lines to explain to Microsoft that they did indeed buy the OS, and want it to work.

    25. Re:Oh please by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      But how do you generate "the database of invalidated keys"? I mean, "invalidated key" sounds a bit strange: to invalidate a key, company must decide whether the valid key has been generated in an invalid way (i.e became somehow invalid). How can the database be created? At the beginning, the database is empty, then it gets filled in with some keys (so it is dynamically updated as new pieces of software come out to the market, or over the internet). Sooner of later there will be a key that is both valid and invalid: imagine somebody sharing the key with somebody else or a hacker writing the key generation program without ever unlocking a single piece of software with it. So company now can do some hacking on their own, i.e use the hacker's software to figure out which keys it can generate. They get some list of keys: are these keys invalid? There is no way of telling, because the generated keys can be exactly the same as some of the keys printed on the labels that come with computers from the store. Activation business makes all this even more complicated, because if between the first and the second activation (due to a hardware change) the key from being valid becomes invalid, well what then? Additionally, they can add "genuinity" of software on top of it...

    26. Re:Oh please by billcopc · · Score: 1

      All issues that could be trivially resolved with a bit of effort. Worst case just buy new licenses. If you're already running 100+ desktops, a few hundred bucks won't bankrupt the operation, and that's the dumb easy way out.

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    27. Re:Oh please by phorm · · Score: 1

      Any system wherein the best solution is to "buy more copies of what you already have/paid-for" seems rather broken to me.

  13. Wow I was right by Anon-Admin · · Score: 3, Informative


    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=218426&cid=177 29478

    I hate to say it but "I told you so!"

    Ok, I enjoy saying it :)

  14. So it's safe to upgrade my computer now? by fade-in · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After this change takes place, can I please upgrade my CPU without having to grovel on the phone to some tech support bozo for a new key?

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    1. Re:So it's safe to upgrade my computer now? by iggymanz · · Score: 3, Funny

      no. also, that's Mr. Indian Tech Support Bozo to you.

    2. Re:So it's safe to upgrade my computer now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punjab? Is that you? Dammit, I told you to stop hacking microsoft's pbx!

    3. Re:So it's safe to upgrade my computer now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punjab? Is that you? Dammit, I told you to stop hacking microsoft's pbx!
      Thank you, come again!
    4. Re:So it's safe to upgrade my computer now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank you for coming, see you in hell! -- Apoo, The Simpsons

  15. "change to investigate?" by iamnemo · · Score: 1

    They very obviously know what sorts of things are landing people in the "not sure" category. Their software will is doing the labeling. Perhaps they want to quantify how much specific factors are contributing.

    1. Re:"change to investigate?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's always been bugging me about the wording of the article...it's like they didn't program their own software.

  16. Now how about activation by spyrochaete · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is all well and good, but what about activation? I own a student edition of WinXP Pro and every time I install the OS the internet activation fails. I'm prompted (forced) to call a 1-800 number to activate manually within 30 days. When I do so I must key in or speak a 48-digit activation key which also fails every time. I'm then forwarded to a human being (in India, I'm quite positive) who asks me to repeat part of that 48-digit key, has the audacity to ask me WHY I'M INSTALLING WINDOWS, and then reads back a corresponding 48-digit key which always works.

    I have never had trouble using pirated editions of Windows. Regardless of this softened WGA check, Microsoft punishes their legitimate customers. Period.

    1. Re:Now how about activation by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      so why are you re-installing xp so much, is it so crappy that its necessary?

    2. Re:Now how about activation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should tell them you need to install Windows cuz you're too lazy to install Linux and too cheap to buy a Mac...

    3. Re:Now how about activation by 3t3rn4l · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, so next time you have to reinstall it and they ask you "WHY ARE YOU RE-INSTALLING WINDOWS?", simply respond, "WHY, I GUESS I DON'T KNOW!?!?! THE THOUGHT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME UNTIL JUST NOW TO INSTALL ANYTHING ELSE!" and then hang up. Re-activate it if you must! :)

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    4. Re:Now how about activation by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

      I'm a computer enthusiast who buys a lot of hardware. I was rather amazed when my previous install of XP worked fine when I upgraded from an Athlon XP to an Athlon 64, but I reinstalled anyway to avoid future issues. I did the same when upgrading to my dual core system recently. I've probably installed it 3 times in 3 years.

      But thanks for assuming the worst.

    5. Re:Now how about activation by massysett · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Seriously man, why are you bothering to use the "legitimate" version when you know that the pirated one is the superior product? Since you own a license, you have fulfilled whatever moral obligation you think you have to add a few more dollars to the pile of Microsoft billions. I wouldn't be calling India multiple times to uphold some sort of principle. Use a pirated version and be done with it. Alternatively, get Linux: Windows is downright hostile to DIY PC users like you; on the other hand you can install Linux as often as you want to.

      I mean no hostility with this post so I'm sorry if it reads that way, but I'm just wondering why you're letting MS screw you again and again.

    6. Re:Now how about activation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a computer enthusiast who buys a lot of hardware.

      There is no such thing as windows using computer enthusiast.

      Thats like saying "I'm an automobile lover thats why I ride the bus".

    7. Re:Now how about activation by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

      Well, one inconvenient install per year is palatable so I put up with it. Plus I bought the software so that I could keep up with updates and what have you.

      Due to my poor experiences with activation and the very high price I've decided to wait quite some time before moving on to Vista. In fact, I tried Ubuntu and a few other Linux distros a few weeks ago just to see my alternatives. Believe it or not, I find the freeware/FOSS scene superior in Windows in terms of quality, availability, and all-round usefulness. Ubuntu was fun but I'm too much of a gamer to make that switch.

    8. Re:Now how about activation by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

      I was actually thinking about this a few days ago and I think I will give them a hard time the next time this happens. First I'll ask why they want to know, and then I'll tell them I'm installing Windows because I'd like to use the product I purchased. I'll be sure to mention how insulting the whole ordeal is.

    9. Re:Now how about activation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother calling in, or even activating it to begin with? There are so many activation killers floating around on the net these days. When I built my Media Center computer, the first thing I did was run an activation patch. All is good now.

    10. Re:Now how about activation by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "...has the audacity to ask me WHY I'M INSTALLING WINDOWS..."

      That 's a quite good question MS people is asking you. Maybe you should try to answer it.

    11. Re:Now how about activation by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, you're at the mercy of a guy in India who's making minimum wage (India's minimum wage), and has probably been yelled at 23 times in his last 30 calls. I'm sure that he'll be more than happy to make the process all that much more painful. After all, he's holding the key that you want so desperately and he has little to no emotional investment in your hardware, software, or whether you have a computer to write your term paper on.

      Although (and I have done the process described above, twice in the last 6 months) I would love to give them a piece of my mind - it would be completely misdirected at someone who doesn't deserve it, and could very easily make me pay the penalty for it. Fortunately, they probably have just about as much love for Microsoft as they do for me or you.

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    12. Re:Now how about activation by nhaines · · Score: 1

      I use Ubuntu now, too, except for my finances (thank goodness for VMware Server and seamlessrdp!).

      I feel for you. I like little indie games, and for the most part I've had to just learn to live with my GameCube, Wii, and Nintendo DS games. Oh, Flash games work in theory, too.

      Anyhow, dual-booting can work... but I dislike stopping everything I'm working on just to play a game (which is why my DS and cell phone come in handy so often). I'm glad to hear you had a good experience with Linux, though!

    13. Re:Now how about activation by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      You can also try Linux instead.

  17. Not to cut down on false positives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the authentication server is set to 127.0.0.1 in your hosts file, it assumes your copy is genuine. I imagine the new "not sure" category is to prevent that from happening.

  18. Actually by nani+popoki · · Score: 0

    #1 Pirate
    #2 Not a Pirate
    #3 Wishes he was a Pirate because he paid good money to be told he was anyway.

    I actually think this is a step in the right direction. It not only eliminates a lot of the complaining about false positives, it also lets Microsoft analyze their WGA strategy in terms of what honest users actually tend to do. My own XP Pro install is about four years old, IIRR, and in that time, I've upgraded the HD a couple of times and changed the graphics card once. If my CPU cooks or I want to switch to a better LAN card, I'd just as soon not have to argue with Microsoft *or* pay another $200+.

    1. Re:Actually by dave562 · · Score: 2, Informative
      If my CPU cooks or I want to switch to a better LAN card, I'd just as soon not have to argue with Microsoft *or* pay another $200+.

      Have YOU ever had to argue with Microsoft to get another activation code? Has anyone you know (in real life, not on the net) had to argue with Microsoft to get a code? Every single time I have needed a new code I've called up the number that appears on the screen, told them that the motherboard failed and I replaced it, and then they gave me a new code.

      Having to "argue" with Microsoft (if you are a legit owner of a non-OEM copy of Windows) is nothing but pure FUD. Now trying to get another activation code out of an OEM... I'd be willing to believe that is a headache.

    2. Re:Actually by Kyle_Katarn-(ISF) · · Score: 2, Informative

      Now trying to get another activation code out of an OEM... I'd be willing to believe that is a headache.
      No, actually, in my experience it's not a problem. I work on systems for folks on the side, and it's fairly often that I have to replace an OEM mainboard with a retail one. Every time I've done so (I can remember at least 5 times), I've called Microsoft and after answering yes to "Is this the only computer this key is used on?", received an activation code.

    3. Re:Actually by sniperu · · Score: 1

      Sounds real easy until you get a batch of 20 Dells with OEM S/N that won't activate.... You call the number and read a g'zilion numbers and codes for each of them .....

    4. Re:Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can confirm this too. My client's Dell server 2003 box has the factory-supplied code/sticker on the side that it was activated with. It doesn't pass the test. There is no way on this earth that this code has been used anywhere else.

    5. Re:Actually by Spril · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I personally had to argue with Microsoft to get an activation code for Windows XP. The hard drive on my IBM Thinkpad failed, and I replaced it under warranty. Windows refused to authenticate using the product key printed on the bottom of my computer, saying the key was invalid. (I had bought the computer directly from IBM, which I expect eliminates the possibility this was a bogus key.) I called the Microsoft authentication hotline, which had an automated voice that insisted that I read out loud the 54-digit code that Windows provided. I tried typing it in, but it ignored me. When I read it out loud, the Hotline told me that number was invalid and hung up on me.

      I called back. This time, I didn't try to read it the 54 digits again. When I was silent, it hung up on me. So I called back again. This time, I made random noises at it. After five minutes of random noises (which was quite amusing to those working nearby), I finally got hold of a person.

      It took 20 minutes to convince the person at the other end of the phone that my license was legitimate. They gave me a new key to enter. Windows said the key was valid, and everything seemed ok.

      Then I rebooted, and Windows again said I had an invalid key. I had to call back again, make random noises for five minutes--my coworkers were laughing hysterically--and get a new key. I told them to wait until my machine rebooted, and they said they couldn't. I asked for a way to reach them directly without making noises at their stupid voicemail, and she said there wasn't a way. While I rebooted, I said I wanted to speak to a supervisor. She waited a moment and then said there was a supervisor there--but I couldn't speak to him. She would relay what he said. (Yeah, right, Microsoft.) The "supervisor" told me I should type the "0" key on the phone when I got the first voicemail prompt, which would connect me back to a human operator. I said I didn't believe that would work (since I had tried typing the number already, when it insisted I read it). She laughed and said the "supervisor" had told her to tell me that, and she hung up on me. At least my stalling tactic worked--she stayed on the line until the machine rebooted so I could confirm it wasn't useless key.

      I have lived through Microsoft's reactivation hell, personally. It's not FUD.

    6. Re:Actually by geekoid · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Every single time I have needed a new code I've called up the number that appears on the screen, told them that the motherboard failed and I replaced it, and then they gave me a new code."

      The very fact that you need to call to prove your innocent of piracy should be very insulting to you.

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    7. Re:Actually by bluemonq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I had the exact same situation, with Windows not accepting the product key on the bottom of my ThinkPad during activation after I wiped the hard drive clean... maybe there's something going on there? Anyways, I called them up, failed the automated service, and automatically got switched to a human. She gave me some sort of alternate code, waited until it finished rebooting, and that was that. Personally, I think that Microsoft has an average percentage of bad reps; it's just that since they have so many more customers, and that people tend to report bad (and not good) service that it seems like MS CSRs are so much worse.

    8. Re:Actually by jim9000 · · Score: 1
      I had to argue with them to activate additional Terminal Server licenses on a server that already had some activated from a few months ago. They insisted that the information I was giving them was incorrect, and that I should speak to support. I finally tried this hoping to get someone with a clue, and they tried to charge me over $200 to open a support case. I told them that this wasn't going to happen and tried calling back again.


      It turns out that their servers dealing with volume licenses were down and not everyone knew about it. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I finally got it out, but it wasted well over an hour of my time and annoyed the hell out of me. And before someone says volume licenses don't require activation, that is not always true. Terminal services licenses do require activation even under volume licensing programs.

      Then, there was the time that they insisted I needed to buy a new copy of XP even though I was just re-installing it on the same system it came on. After a few minutes of arguing, they hung up on me. On the second call, I was able to talk to someone with a clue, but ththis situation wasted time and annoyed the hell out of me.

      I'm sick of having to ask for permission to use software that has already been paid for, and even more sick of dealing with bullshit like this. If I have to implement a Linux server very quickly without advance notice, I know I can actually do it without running into issues like this.

    9. Re:Actually by Dan_Bercell · · Score: 1

      I've calld in between 50-100 times for various computer (very annoying having to do this). I have never been asked any questions out of the ordinary or been accused of using an invalid key. They simply follow a script of questions to ask and give you a authentication code to type in.

    10. Re:Actually by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      Yes, I had to call them, after I registered the same key on the same computer 25 times.

    11. Re:Actually by robogun · · Score: 1

      This brings up the question of what wga really costs Microsoft, from installing the corporate wga backend to handling these inevitable calls. If techs worldwide have similar experiences to you, let's assume they only call 10 times/year for activation & not 50-100 like you, the callcenter cost to MS still must easily be in the tens of millions, even if they're outsourcing to overseas scriptmonkeys.

      This loss does not include the losses from sales resistance as a result of badwill, etc from customer annoyance. If the receipts of sales keys does not balance, I would expect MS to soften up on this.

    12. Re:Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've calld in between 50-100 times for various computer (very annoying having to do this). I have never been asked any questions out of the ordinary or been accused of using an invalid key. They simply follow a script of questions to ask and give you a authentication code to type in.


      You are a lucky individual.

      Of the last 15 phone activations I've had to, only 3 went by the script. I've been accused of using everything from invalid keys to outright using an illegal VLK version of XP (which, the installation ID would generate a checksum that would tell them it was a Retail XP Pro Upgrade installation)

      The most recent install I had to outright demand the activation code from the person on the other end, and the sad part is, I know the person I talked to that day.
    13. Re:Actually by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I called the Microsoft authentication hotline, which had an automated voice that insisted that I read out loud the 54-digit code that Windows provided. I tried typing it in, but it ignored me. When I read it out loud, the Hotline told me that number was invalid and hung up on me.

      Your experience closely mirrors my own, just a month ago. Except in my case it was an HP system, and after getting fucked-over once, I went to http://astalavista.box.sk/ and downloaded and used WGA crack v2.0. Problem solved.

      If there's a technological measure preventing me from using my property, I have the absolute right to bypass it, and will proudly defend that in court if Microsoft or anyone else even considers coming after me for a "pirated" version of XP. If the next update breaks anything, you can bet I'm going to be as big a nuisance to them, as they've been to me.
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    14. Re:Actually by slashbob22 · · Score: 1

      Have YOU ever had to argue with Microsoft to get another activation code?
      No, not per say. Last time I had to do it, I called up their hotline and wasn't able to active through the automated system. When I got an operator I was told that Microsoft's support team's activation computers were down and that I wouldn't be able to activate over the phone at that time.

      Easy solution: delete the offending O/S install (yes it was/is a legit key) and promptly installed Linux.

      So to answer your question: No I didn't argue but the pain of activation has moved me thoroughly into the arms of open sauce.
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      Proof by very large bribes. QED.
    15. Re:Actually by Jarnis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Working as designed.

      Little known fact: Keys from major OEMs printed on stickers on your box / under your laptop are DUMMY KEYS. You can install the OS with them, but it will NOT activate.

      If you use manufacturer's recommended recovery method (Recovery CD, recovery partition), the key is never asked. If you use some other media, the key is accepted, but it _will not activate_. If you call MS and actually get a human, they usually give you a new key when you explain the situation, but the sticker key not working is WORKING AS DESIGNED.

      The sticker keys used to work, but then people stole them by writing them down from PCs (shocking!), so the MS answer was to make them essentially duds.

    16. Re:Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that, there's a handy little file called WPA_Kill.exe.

      Search for it as you will, but make sure you're disconnected from the 'net and your Windows disc is nowhere near the drive when you run it.

      If you have a legitimate license, that is.

    17. Re:Actually by Crizp · · Score: 1

      Keygen.

    18. Re:Actually by dave562 · · Score: 1

      The very fact that you need to call to prove your innocent of piracy should be very insulting to you.How do you figure? I respect Microsoft's right to protect their revenue stream. If you don't like their protection routines, you don't have to use the software. The production activation isn't nearly as draconian of a copy protection measure as say, a hardware dongle. As someone who used to courier warez as a hobby, I don't particularly find it insulting to have to spend five minutes on very rare occassions to obtain a new install code. I've done it over a dozen times and never once run into any of the problems that others seem to have.

    19. Re:Actually by Dan_Bercell · · Score: 1

      I believe that the cost they get from people having to purchase valid copies of Windows generates more money then they loose in call centers. Not to mention that MS can swallow the cost without doing Even though this annoys me 'greatly' what else am I going to do? Run Windows 2000, which will no longer receive updates soon? or run some other OS like MAC or a Linux based OS? None of these are valid options for me at this time. I am hoping that Vista improves this situation.

    20. Re:Actually by ball-lightning · · Score: 1

      I have never had the problems you describe, and I have talked to Microsoft's re-activation call center many, many times. It has always been my impression that they really do not care, and that if giving you an activation key (or even a new license key all together) will get you to go away, they are more than happy to do it. The worst part is getting through automated voice hell though. After that, the "techs" are about as easygoing as you could ever hope for.

    21. Re:Actually by smparadox · · Score: 1

      "Have YOU ever had to argue with Microsoft to get another activation code? Has anyone you know (in real life, not on the net) had to argue with Microsoft to get a code?"

      I do know someone who had to argue with Microsoft to get an activation code, and then had to argue some more to get one that actually worked. Just last night, as a matter of fact...
      --
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  19. Ah, three-way boolean logic! by Silverlancer · · Score: 1

    But its still missing some very important identifiers. We must have at least TRUE, FALSE, and FILE_NOT_FOUND!

  20. XP Genuine is broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, this genuine check really doesn't work all that well. I had to install a patch to get around the genuine check on my aunts computer because she couldn't download updates, even though she legally owned XP. I have seen computers in my college that have the genuine popping up. And obviously those are all legal.

  21. magic by Stanistani · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon the options will be:
            * Signs point to yes.
            * Yes.
            * Most likely.
            * Without a doubt.
            * Yes - definitely.
            * As I see it, yes.
            * You may rely on it.
            * Chances are good.
            * It is certain.
            * It is decidedly so.
            * Reply hazy, try again.
            * Better not tell you now.
            * Ask again later.
            * Concentrate and ask again.
            * Cannot predict now.
            * My sources say no.
            * Very doubtful.
            * My reply is no.
            * Chances not so good.
            * Don't count on it.

    1. Re:magic by alexultima · · Score: 1

      that will come soon enough with quantum computers, which can have 0 (no) and 1 (yes) at the same time. are you sure you want to shut down you computer? *yes *no *maybe *ask microsoft(r) *What's This?

    2. Re:magic by Stanistani · · Score: 2, Funny

      I once wrote a routine which applied the principle of Schrödinger's Cat to a dialog box:
      It prompted - "You won't know what happens when you select this until afterwards" and displayed - ?

      My instructor told me, "Now you're just being a jerk."

  22. Ah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows Bogus Advantage!

  23. not sure ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it a genuine Operating System ?

    Not sure.....

  24. My genuine advange update blows up... by uqbar · · Score: 1

    While I know my copy of XP is the real deal as I bought it off the shelf at a box store, I have something loaded on my machine that doesn't get along with genuine advantage update - and that update blows up midway through install. Thanks Microsoft. I didn't need those security updates anyhow, right?

    1. Re:My genuine advange update blows up... by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

      In no case does WGA block security updates. Only things like Media Player and IE upgrades are affected.

    2. Re:My genuine advange update blows up... by uqbar · · Score: 1

      True, it doesn't block them - but they no longer automatically come up for install like they used to. If I don't actively look for them, they don't get applied. I know to look and apply them when I learn about them - but your average user probably does not.

    3. Re:My genuine advange update blows up... by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

      In theory, such a change should not happen. Automatic updates of security patches should occur regardless of WGA status. MS does not want non-genuine machines to end up in bot-networks.

      If this happens in practice, I believe it is unintended.

  25. Too late for Microsoft Windows for me by 3t3rn4l · · Score: 1
    Shortly after WGA was released, I had a legitimate XP license expire because of WGA.

    Eleven years prior (~1996), I was mostly fed up with Microsoft's business practices--quasi-monopoly, and vowed to switch to Redhat Linux or FreeBSD exclusively as I'd used them for server OSes. That proved more effort at the time than it was worth, so I resolved to use Windows 98. Once WGA expired my workstation license, rather than bother with phone calls to customer service, etc., I vowed this was THE straw that broke the camel's back, promptly loaded Kubuntu 5.10 and haven't looked back since. Microsoft OS won't be a first choice for any projects, nor will it run outside of a virtual machine on any hardware I oversee in the future.

    Furthermore, I think Microsoft should grant every computer geek/technician at least one free license as we're the people that help keep them in business, recommend them, etc.

    Too little, too late Microsoft; Goodbye and good riddance!

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    1. Re:Too late for Microsoft Windows for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Microsoft is still in business because Nerds like us told people to buy windows /office. Sure. Its a good thing we didn't tell them to buy ... OS/2 with ..... Word Perfect after buying a computer that came without either one of those in ...1995.

      What would they do with out us?

    2. Re:Too late for Microsoft Windows for me by Verunks · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, I think Microsoft should grant every computer geek/technician at least one free license as we're the people that help keep them in business, recommend them, etc.
      doesn't every one already have a free license of windows? :P

  26. I can't believe it by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You forgot the best one of all!

    * Outlook not so good.

    --
    What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
    1. Re:I can't believe it by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      Congratulations!

      You caught the interior joke.

    2. Re:I can't believe it by dkf · · Score: 1

      You forgot the best one of all!

      * Outlook not so good.

      That's an alias for:
      * Yes
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    3. Re:I can't believe it by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that one's pretty good...

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  27. Patch by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    #define MAYBE (random()&1)

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    rediculous.
  28. "Piracy" HELPED Microsoft in the 90's. by khasim · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Novell would have each NetWare server broadcast its license on the network. If two boxes used the same license, both boxes would shut down.

    And Novell tracked each license number by company. You could transfer your license to a different company by sending Novell a letter on your company's letterhead.

    Microsoft couldn't distinguish between the serial number for a mouse and the serial number for NT server. Microsoft didn't keep a record of what licenses you had registered. They couldn't even tell you if you HAD registered any licenses.

    So you could get one license code for NT server and install 1,000 "pirated" servers.

    And Microsoft liked it like that. That gave them the edge over Novell.

    Now that Microsoft's competition is practically dead, Microsoft is looking for ways to increase their revenue by making sure that every single license is paid for. Just like Novell was doing in the 90's.

  29. Most of you must not remember win95/98 by Nightspirit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...because in those days 1 copy of windows would supply dozens of people (family, friends, their family, etc). I'm sure it was an even bigger problem for schools and businesses. Now, I'm sure some of you believe that all software should be free or open source, however, I can also see MS's view of wanting to actually get money for their OS. I don't believe WGA is necessarily the best way of doing this, but MS will never go back to "free copies for everyone win98" days.

    1. Re:Most of you must not remember win95/98 by danpsmith · · Score: 0, Troll

      because in those days 1 copy of windows would supply dozens of people (family, friends, their family, etc).

      Do you _really_ expect people to buy a copy of an OS for each machine in their home? Because it's not going to happen, ever. The only way MS has gotten away with this "you can't reuse your OS" crap is because there is a copy of Windows they pay you to use with every installation. If consumers had to go out and buy one box per computer, you'd better believe there'd be an uproar about this.

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    2. Re:Most of you must not remember win95/98 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...because in those days 1 copy of windows would supply dozens of people (family, friends, their family, etc). I'm sure it was an even bigger problem for schools and businesses.


      Back in the day, a high school teacher of mine bought a copy of Windows 95, but before installing it on some of the school's PCs, actually called Microsoft and inquired as to how to pay for 20-odd licenses. Only problem was, only one of his PCs had a CD-ROM drive -- and it wasn't swappable. He had to transplant every single hard drive one at a time into that one PC to install Windows. Nowadays, that sort of action would definitely red flag WGA. So much for ethics.
    3. Re:Most of you must not remember win95/98 by Nightspirit · · Score: 1

      No I don't, and I agree that is one clause MS should have (like they do with student office), but I wasn't talking about 1 copy supplying a home, I was talking about 1 copy supplying several homes, which was abundant in win98 days. Hell, my uncle's copy of 98 must of been at least on 30 computers.

    4. Re:Most of you must not remember win95/98 by billcopc · · Score: 1

      What about add-on licenses ? If you have four machines, they could make it so you buy one physical box at retail price, then pay a small add-on charge for every additional license. Make it something stupid like $25 and people would be likely to buy it, just for the sake of being legit.

      The way it is now, $200 for Windows XP Pro, times 4 machines = $800. Or $200 for one, crack the others and save $600 bucks while still having the one good license if you ever need support, and for downloading updates and whatnot. Or do it my way and pay $275 total for four totally legit installs, because let's face it: if you have four PC's in your home, you're probably not going to be calling Microsoft's home support (India) for help, so really they're making an extra $75 for free.

      PC hardware has become a cheap commodity.. back in the days of $5000 crap computers, spending another hundred on DOS and Windows was peanuts. These days the useless OS costs more then the machine it runs on. And by useless I mean it's basically colorized DOS with a web browser. The OS is a filesystem layer, a network stack, a dozen apps nobody uses and an extra 4 gigs of unsafe bytecode doing mysterious things while you wait; everything else you have to buy/download separately to actually use the computer. Nothing special there, certainly nothing worth the crazy money they're asking. For Windows Server, I can justify the hefty price tag because you're got a bit more functionality built-in, notably Active Directory, file/print servers and a few other handy things for a small/medium office, not to mention better qualified techs on the phone who can do a bit more than the indian kid reading idiot-proofed decision trees to you like you're retarded.

      A crazy idea just buzzed through my head: Give the OS away for free, but charge for applications. Really! Give Windows away to anyone, free of charge. They need it to run Word, Excel and Powerpoint, which most people are happy to pay for because those apps actually do things the end-user can appreciate like typing a letter, working with numbers or making it look like you've done any work this past quarter during the staff meeting... things that lead to a paycheck. People don't get paid for "operating their PC", they get paid for actual work that makes profits, or helps someone who helps someone who makes the profits. Do you think the mailman gets paid because he can drive that little mail van ? No, he gets paid because he uses the van to do his job: delivering mail.

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    5. Re:Most of you must not remember win95/98 by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      Microsoft used to be perfectly happy to tell people that they could install applications in multiple places, as long as they were only using it in one place at a time. This makes complete sense from the perspective that licensing software is a matter of licensing information to be used by a particular person, without forcing them to pay for it multiple times to use the same information in several places.

      More recently it's completely changed, and Microsoft's been adding its own technically enforced measures to enforce what the recent management believes copyright law should be.

  30. I shall continue to pirate because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may aswell steal it if they are going to treat me like a theif.

    Example, I wanted to purchase RETAIL (not OEM) Windows XP 64bit edition but I wish to activate it on my current laptop but plan on purchasing a new one in the next quarter so I wish to move my RETAIL licensed Windows I purchased from my old laptop to the new one. Can I do this easily without begging on their call center that I am not a thief? Probably not, I dont want to risk my money with that.

    They need a better 1) licensing policy and a way to 2) easily move from machine to machine.

    They lose money from me because they make it a royal pain in the ass, it is much easier for me to use a downloaded copy.

  31. Microsoft is not making any sense. by tkrotchko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the United States, it's pretty difficult to buy a pre-made PC without a license for Microsoft Windows. Yes, I've heard about the Dell "N" series, yes, I know you can build your own. But go to CompUSA, BestBuy, Costco, Dell direct, and these machines all have licenses for Windows.

    So ask yourself this... in the current situation, why is microsoft investing so heavily in WGA? Surely, there are no more licenses to be sold.

    But apparently there is. Microsoft has so narrowly defined the definition of a "legal copy of windows" that you really can't be sure.

    If my Dell is smoked, and I replace the motherboard, apparently, I don't have a valid license? Or maybe I do. MS will let me know when they decide.

    If I've changed too many things too many times in my PC (RAM, HD, Memory, etc), apparently, I am a software pirate. Go figure.

    Going back to my original point. If MS is saying 1 of 5 PC's fail this test, they're saying 20% of all PC's don't have a license for Windows. If I assume that 2% of new PC's are sold in the U.S. without a Windows license, then what happened to those other 18% of licenses?

    It doesn't add up.

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    1. Re:Microsoft is not making any sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the first thing to fail on any laptop is the HD :) Usually Hitachi (ex IBM) crap.

      First thing I replace is the HD to a Seagate or solid state drive.

      OEM licenses don't need activated btw and anyway, with Windows Fista out MS will release a patch for XP that will remove the activation feature once it reaches end of its support cycle. This is stated on their site, go search I cant be arsed but I know it is there.

    2. Re:Microsoft is not making any sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who ditched the copy of Windows XP Home in favour of a copy of XP Pro they got off a friend or from their University (academic alliance)?

    3. Re:Microsoft is not making any sense. by SloppyElvis · · Score: 1

      So ask yourself this... in the current situation, why is microsoft investing so heavily in WGA? Surely, there are no more licenses to be sold.

      Not all distributors are honest.

      If my Dell is smoked, and I replace the motherboard, apparently, I don't have a valid license?

      I replaced my motherboard. I had to call in because the NIC was onboard and I couldn't get the drivers installed before I validated. I called in and the gal in India gave me a new key. It wasn't that big of a deal.

      Here's the key for MS: I will still use Windows despite having to call New Delhi for a replacement key.

    4. Re:Microsoft is not making any sense. by snitmo · · Score: 1

      - WGA doesn't target just US. Piracy can be more common in other countries.

      - You may have only one PC, but you may have 1,000 virtual machines on it.

      - You can build a PC instead of buying a prebuilt one.

    5. Re:Microsoft is not making any sense. by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

      "WGA doesn't target just US. Piracy can be more common in other countries"

      This is a possibility.

      "- You may have only one PC, but you may have 1,000 virtual machines on it."

      WGA wouldn't catch this. And I'm not clear in the rules on XP prevent this.

      "You can build a PC instead of buying a prebuilt one."

      My point is that this percentage is so small that it's not worth spending this much time to catch the few homebuilt PC's out there. Certainly, 1 out of 5 PC's it not homebuilt.

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    6. Re:Microsoft is not making any sense. by snitmo · · Score: 1

      > My point is that this percentage is so small that it's not worth spending this much time to catch the few homebuilt PC's out there. Certainly, 1 out of 5 PC's it not homebuilt.

      Again, different countries, different games. It's imaginable small shops in another country would build PCs and sell them with pirated copies of Windows.

  32. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And using MPAA logic:

    There are 6 billion people in the world who could be potential Vista users.
    If 1/5 of all people using Vista are pirates, then 1.2 billion people could also be potential pirates.
    At a max cost of $250 per Vista license, that means Microsoft is facing a potential $300,000,000,000 in losses!

    Damn those pirates!

  33. WGA update by AlHunt · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this is the WGA update XP keeps pestering me to install every time I boot it. I let the bloody thing "validate" me long ago and then blocked it in my firewall from accessing the net. I swear, I'm *this* close (and I'm holding my thumb and finger VERY close together) to deleting the XP partition altogether.

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  34. Windows Freebooter by fyoder · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have never had trouble using pirated editions of Windows.

    Are you listening Microsoft? Here is an opportunity to make some money. Package and sell the pirated version as 'Windows Freebooter', perhaps for a $50 premium over regular price. Seriously, I'll bet there's a market for it.

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    1. Re:Windows Freebooter by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Hey hey hey, don't give them any ideas. Next thing you'll know they will be selling a $50 add-on to get rid of activation forever, and call it "Windows Enthusiast Edition", a.k.a. WEE.

      The add-on will consist of a batch file and WPAKILL.EXE, neatly wrapped in an MSI installation package.

      And then they will sue everyone else distributing WPAKILL under the premise that it is Microsoft property. Hell, they've reverse-filed patents before. It's even easier when the real IP owner is a software pirate, whose choice is to step up and fight the patent, then go to jail for piracy, or keep quiet and let Microsoft fuck the world over once more.

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  35. About time, since WGA is a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been running for over a year a windows xp installation in VMware on linux that has SP2, IE 7, media player 11, WGA and all the latest patches installed. The problem is that the same product key is installed on another PC where I last worked at (I hate windows, so I'll never pay for it; if it weren't for my job at the time and occasional games I wouldn't have used it at all. It's just too cumbersome.).

  36. Re:"Piracy" HELPED Microsoft in the 90's. by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And now we (hopefully) will have Linux/BSD, which you can legally and in perpetuity install onto as many servers as you want, and not have to worry about the cycle repeating.

  37. Advanced use of Fuzzy logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of a simple true/false you're a pirate, MS is now using advanced fuzzy logic. Is a pirate, maybe a pirate or not a pirate. Perhaps this is the fruition from MS research labs? Maybe this is a perfect opportunity for the ressurgence of clippy? Or more likely the developers were fuzzy when implementing the algoritm?

  38. Re:"Piracy" HELPED Microsoft in the 90's. by Luscious868 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Now that Microsoft's competition is practically dead, Microsoft is looking for ways to increase their revenue by making sure that every single license is paid for. Just like Novell was doing in the 90's.

    Good, because ultimately it will be Microsoft's undoing. Small shops that were 100% Microsoft but were able to do so only by paying for what they cord afford and pirating what they couldn't will now be forced to dump Microsoft or stick with older versions of Microsoft software because the new versions are so locked down they can no longer engage in the casual copying they used to engage in to upgrade those PC's that they otherwise couldn't afford to upgrade. They'll then focus on finding less expensive or free alternatives that can integrate with the existing Microsoft software that they are running. Standards suddenly become important to these shops and they are now open to and aware of alternatives they were not open to or aware of before. Suddenly paying the Microsoft tax seems more and more ridiculous.

  39. Idiocracy by Lazerf4rt · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the movie Idiocracy. The guy ends up in the future, and is mistakenly identified as Mr. "Not Sure" by the ID processing machine.

    I guess it was running Windows Genuine Advantage.

    1. Re:Idiocracy by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      Hey, you must have been that other guy in the theater.

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  40. The sad part is... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

    What's sad is all WGA does is prevent EVERYONE from getting easy access to installing security updates, leaving systems more vunerable and a possible danger down the road to the legitmate users.

    And that's to no one's advantage.

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  41. The WGA tool is nasty narkware / malware by grolschie · · Score: 1

    Ok, so it's clear that they don't trust us. Should we trust them? I don't trust them when their narkware/malware tool forbids me from logging into computer because "A problem is preventing Windows from accurately checking the license for this computer". Not even safe mode worked. Each time I logged in, I was immediately was booted out again with that WGA message. The MS solution is to edit the registry - although one cannot even log in! A repair-install was the only solution for me. :-(

  42. Re:I swear... by Rashdot · · Score: 1

    I swear this is true.

    The Dutch version of WGA, after validation, is showing this option at the bottom:

    "Laat mij enkele voordelen zien van het gebruik van illegale software als ik op voltooien klik."

    Which translates to:

    "Show me some advantages of the use of illegal software when I click Finish."

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  43. Re:"Piracy" HELPED Microsoft in the 90's. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2, Informative

    If two boxes used the same license, both boxes would shut down.
    Pretty sure if Microsoft did this people would be taking down a network of computers easily (just have to claim you're using everyone's key).
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  44. And... by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    Novell sells SuseLinux which is openly 'pirated' and Novell likes it like that :P Heh, even M$ buys it! Hope this won't repeat the cycle.

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    1. Re:And... by Peet42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's SuSE and OpenSuSE. You're freely allowed to copy OpenSuSE, but they only employ professional support staff to support the paid SeSE. OpenSuSE users have to rely on other users finding the solution to their problems and posting it on the support forums. When you're a business that makes a difference.

  45. MS automated licensing by crabpeople · · Score: 4, Funny

    ID Processing Computer: "Please repeat your license key as it occurs on your M$ identity card. Document number G24L8"
    Joe: "Well, I'm not sure if--"
    ID Processing Computer: "You have entered the license status of 'Not Sure'. Is this correct, Not sure?"
    Joe: "No, it is not correct."
    ID Processing Computer: "Thank you. 'Not' is correct. Is 'Sure' correct?
    Joe: No, it's not. My license key is rm233-"
    ID Processing Computer: "You've already confirmed that your license key starts with 'Not'."
    ID Processing Computer: "Please confirm the last part of your key, 'Sure'."
    Joe: "My ke-- The last part of my key is not sure. No."
    ID Processing Computer: "Thank you. Your pirating status has been entered as Not Sure."
    Joe: "What I mean is my status is legi--"
    ID Processing Computer: "Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your pirate status on all your word documents and email correspondences."
    Joe: "Tattoo, wait what?!?"

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    1. Re:MS automated licensing by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Great movie. And by great I don't mean "Wow that was artful and deep", I mean it was a riot to watch because the real world isn't that far off.

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  46. Missing Option by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

    * CowboyNeal says maybe.

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  47. Biggest annoyance.... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

    Being an enterprise administrator, is having to now use key management service to 'activate' Vista PCs. We have no plans to migrate any time soon, but when that time comes (another two years?) then I can guarantee tears will be shed.

    Every other enterprise admin says the same thing, they dread when they have to migrate because of activation problems.

    I've joked with them about setting up a public KMS (like the china one) so we make it easier amongst ourselves.

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  48. Microsoft can't be too hard on piracy by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1

    All of the discussions I've had about Linux vs. Windows were about Linux vs. Pirated (or at least loose use of the EULA) Windows. As long as people can give Windows away to their brother-in-law (which is very hard to do under the EULA), they like it. If they ever couldn't, Linux would look a lot more attractive.

    Since Vista seems to be having a lukewarm reception, Microsoft is wisely making it easier to use.

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  49. Re:"Piracy" HELPED Microsoft in the 90's. by truttebak · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the usual drug dealer tactics. First it is for free (that is, no copy protection), but as soon as someone gets addicted they will have to pay for it. Produce a new drug called Vista promising a totally new experience and all the addicts run to their local dealer, just to find out they can't afford it, can't get it for free (being protected from themselves by something called WGA) and having to buy 24 carat golden needles to use Vista (Aero. 4GB, +3Ghz CPU etc).

  50. Re:"Piracy" HELPED Microsoft in the 90's. by billcopc · · Score: 1

    I've never encountered any entity that paid "what it could afford" unless it was for a religion or organized crime. You either pirate Windows or you don't. If I'm running a shop where I have 100 boxen, but only 10 of them are licensed, I am a certified idiot because getting busted will put me in as much trouble as if I had ZERO licenses. Might as well go all out.

    A more accurate statement is: companies that buy what they absolutely have to, and pirate what they can get away with. I live in a big capital city, and of the hundred computer shops around here, I'd say about 80 of those will take a good look at you and based on how dumb you look, they'll just preload a cracked OS but still charge you the $200 or so for the software you don't legally own. They do it because 1. they're crooks and 2. you're the kind of person who will bring the PC to the shop if/when the WGA starts complaining, at which point they will quickly re-patch it and send you on your way. They're also the kind of shop who will conveniently make any cash payments "disappear" from their tax reports, claim losses for products that were RMA'ed (thus refunded/replaced), or conveniently declare bankruptcy after a particularly successful year.

    Heck, if you were diagnosed with a terminal illness, you suddenly wouldn't be afraid of having unprotected sex or any other unsafe activity, because you're dying no matter what. Same thing applies to crooks.. whether it's the tax evasion, or piracy, welfare fraud, skipping alimony, hell even immigration affairs.. who cares, if you don't get busted for one, you will for the other, or you just might get away with all of it. Black or white. Good techie, bad techie. There's no such thing as a half-bad techie.

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  51. Yes, the cat did get my tongue, actually. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Hopefully "18 reinstalls on the same damned computer because the forker crashed every three months from infestations" counts as "not sure" rather than "you are a stealing mofo".

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  52. Nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe a few... but one in five? Hard to believe.

  53. Re:"Piracy" HELPED Microsoft in the 90's. by ACS+Solver · · Score: 1

    Piracy is still helping Microsoft. I don't know about Ballmer, but I'm sure Gates realizes this. If Microsoft could come up with the Perfect Anti-Piracy Defense (TM), they'd be royally screwed a year later. In Central and Eastern Europe, there are numerous countries that don't get super-cheap MS software like some Asian countries do, but where the salaries are low. Low as in laughable by Americans standards, as in less than the worst-paid jobs. Example? Romania, with an average gross wage of 545 USD. Piracy is prevalent in these countries, and if they could no longer pirate, most home users would have to seek alternatives. And every Linux enthusiast would start advertising it really actively, and Microsoft's market share would be gone just like that. MS are smart enough to realize that they should fight those who produce counterfeit software or companies that have the money but decide to save up by not buying legal software. But certainly they shouldn't fight piracy by home users who can't afford the software and would switch to an alternative the moment they could no longer pirate.

  54. Yes, I had to argue with Microsoft by PRMan · · Score: 1

    I had a machine that I upgraded piece-by-piece. I changed hard drives, upgraded to gigabit ethernet, put in a faster CPU, changed graphics cards and eventually upgraded the motherboard.

    Microsoft India told me that I had "reached the limit" on that license and that they could "no longer issue a code for that Windows XP ID number". I shouted the guy down for 10 minutes (yes, I lost it) and eventually asked him for a supervisor.

    I told the supervisor that I was a technical person, changed my hardware often and was sick and tired of being bothered every time I made a legitimate hardware change and could they just remove my number from validation checking altogether?

    They told me there was "absolutely no way" they could remove a Windows ID from validation.

    That copy of XP has NEVER asked for validation since...no matter what hardware changes I make. :)

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    Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
  55. MS in the 90's by volpe · · Score: 1

    Very true, but in the 90s, companies pirating mass quanities of MS software was a major concern. Not only did it kill MS revenue, [...]

    The 90's??? The 1990's??? The decade in which MS stock went from sixty cents a share to sixty dollars a share? Those 90's?

    1. Re:MS in the 90's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. The same 90s in which everyone went slightly mad and forced stock prices to go sky-high on any company that had anything remotely to do with the internet. And the same 90s in which people started to realise Microsoft had (or would soon have) a monopoly on some types of software. Revenue isn't the only thing that drives share price.

  56. you are a pirate ... arrrr by garlicbready · · Score: 3, Funny

    my guess is it will probably force you to play this on every single bootup
    forcing this incredibly annoying song to go through your head all day
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEBbu-wkKrs&mode=re lated&search=

    if that isn't a deterrent, I don't know what is

  57. Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the heck is Windows, and what the heck is Windows Genuine Advantage? Will it run on my Mac?

  58. what is the parent a reference to? by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

    While it was funny in its own right, what movie was it paraphrased from?

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    1. Re:what is the parent a reference to? by botik32 · · Score: 1

      That would be Idiocracy, http://imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

      While not very deep or phylosophical (as mentioned in a few posts above), it is quite good satire and fun for 1 hour of watching.

  59. it doesn't work like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Actually, the algorithm for XP VLKs was only "sorta" cracked; they're not "perfectly" valid, but only somewhat valid. The crack algorithm(s) generate keys in the recognizably valid keyspace, but only in parts of that (enormous) keyspace that Microsoft knows it hasn't ever used. So, a publicly generated key will (presently maybe?) install fine, but Microsoft knows it's outside the range of legitimate keys. All they should have to do is actually revoke keys outside this range (via update or service pack), effectively shrinking the size of the keyspace by disallowing a portion of it.

    Therefore, it's not actually a database of keys "actually sold", which is the more robust thing to do although it is logistically difficult even for Microsoft. Creating a secret keyspace, with a secret mapping, and a secret key to that mapping, is one way to do it and it's the way they used for XP. Keeping an actual database only raises the difficulty of attack a somewhat, but it vastly increases the record-keeping requirement on their part from "a vanishingly small percent of keys to blacklist plus the decompiled and reconstructed crack algorithms' analysis" to "ever valid key we sell and obviously a list of those we've not yet sold" in a symmetric relationship with every copy of Windows (or Word or Office or Excel or anything else) that they sell, ever.

  60. Darnit! by bmo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I was hoping that Ballmer would follow through with his threat to tighten the screws with WGA! Indeed, if you are pro- Free Software, you should encourage Microsoft's crackdown on piracy.

    I'm all for it. I'm for WGA turning an infringer's computer into a smoking heap.

    Every person who installs an illegitimate version of Windows is another person that Microsoft can count on to not look at alternatives.

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  61. Me! by Builder · · Score: 1

    I have personally had to argue with MS to get a new activation key for a perfectly legal copy of Windows XP pro...

    I moved my Windows install from VMware on Linux to Parallels on OS X. I am still only running it in one place and it is a retail copy.

    On top of all of this, it cost me real money to get this key because the toll free number that you have to call to get it isn't toll free or included in my monthly minutes allowance on my cell phone.

    So Microsoft made me pay extra money to use a product I had already bought, and on top of that argued with me when I phoned. They kept insisting that I was using the copy in two places at once, when I am very definitely only using it in one place.

  62. Re: Obligatory by zeylisse · · Score: 1

    It's 'Secretary Not Sure, ma'am'!

  63. impossible to stop pirates if code is visible by master_p · · Score: 1

    Even if in its basic level, the raw 80x86 assembly, Windows code is readable by humans, and therefore it can be altered. A few years back you had to have a hardware debugger; today, a simple virtual environment with debugging capabilities will perfectly do the job.

    The only chance against piracy is either to make self-encrypting code, so as that the moment it is altered it can not run any more (which is impossible), or make the code invisible through hardware means.

  64. the numbers by wellingj · · Score: 1

    This article: "As many as one in five PCs were failing WGA checks"
    Another article: "...estimates that at this point one in four computers is infected with botnet software."
    /. source

    Weird.

    1. Re:the numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is so obvious... One in five PCs were failing WGA checks, while the rest are infected with botnet software.

  65. I have a perfect example.... by Churla · · Score: 1

    Over this last weekend my wife brought my mother-in-laws computers back to the house because it was "behaving badly". Hard drive was making some noise and thrashing constantly. This even though she had a nice anti-virus/spyware/whateverware package on it (AVG), updated regularly, and had FINALLY broken her habit of opening all those cool attachments her other computer novice friends kept e-mailing her.

    Turns out the HD was going south on her, it had developed some bad sectors and whatnot and was having issues coping with these, and I suspect had some corrupted files because of it. I pull one of my spare 60G drives from my workshop slap it in and proceed to tell Norton Ghost to make that puppy the new C drive.

    Still has trouble on booting because it's hanging trying to load some files which seemed to be broken. Next easy step. Pop in her XP CD (which still had the booklet with sticker showing her key) and tell it to repair the install. It does, and things boot, but now it says it's failing WGA checks. I wrestled with it for a good hour before finding that even though it had a fresh install of windows some of the WGA stuff had failed to install right and was giving "not sure" messages. I had to dig through more MS KB stuff to find the files to re-download and fix. And I kept eying that CD on my desk with the "fix WGA... but good!" tools on it that don't come from microsoft, but I know would have straightened it's nasty WGA habit right up...

    They seriously need to make that less intrusive, and considerably "smarter". Before further punishing innocents with it. Of course from what I hear Vista WGA has already been cracked, so it gets back to the "why punish people with DRM that gets cracked as fast as you can release it anyways" argument.

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  66. As we all know... by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 0

    As we all know, Microsoft locks onto a target group of PCs, but the real pirates just keep patching. The honest idiots get tagged as pirates. We all know this abusurd anti-piracy doesn't work. In one of my MIS classes, out of 25 students, everyone either had a pirated copy of VS.NET working, or had failed to get a legit copy to work. That's 100%. 100% of honest users fail to get it to work. 100% of dishonest users get it to work. Enough said. Andy Out!

  67. also happened with me with Compaq by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    They have told me it had to be fixed with the Compaq center ;
    because it was an OEM copy; called them back FOUR times and at the end they gave me a working key.

    This happened to me two times; only the second time I've managed to cut it out to two times ;)

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