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Females Outnumber Males Online

westcoaster004 writes "In news which may surprise some Slashdot users, females have been found to outnumber males online in the U.S. according to a report, and for some time. The statistics for Canadians show a slightly greater number of male users."

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  1. first male post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It wasn't the first, and it definately won't be the last.

    1. Re:first male post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      a case of premature posting?

  2. What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Males lying about being females outnumbers males telling the truth online.

    1. Re:What this actually means... by carpe_noctem · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anyone that's been on IRC can clearly confirm the above statement...

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    2. Re:What this actually means... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anyone that's been on IRC can clearly confirm the above statement...

      That statement makes me wonder which one you were--the deceiver or the deceived.

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    3. Re:What this actually means... by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they polled IRC - where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

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    4. Re:What this actually means... by mavenguy · · Score: 5, Funny

      And here's evidence supporting your assertion.

    5. Re:What this actually means... by ubergamer1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, what it really means is that there are more pictures of woman online. Honestly I figured the internet had been this way from its very beginning.

    6. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or both - nothing worse than faking homosexual cybersex, and then you both simultaneously discover that you really are the same gender after all. Makes a man feel dirty, that does.

    7. Re:What this actually means... by DikSeaCup · · Score: 5, Funny

      That statement makes me wonder which one you were--the deceiver or the deceived.

      Those are not mutually exclusive.

    8. Re:What this actually means... by grommit · · Score: 5, Funny

      I put on my robe and wizard hat...

    9. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that is the saddest story I have ever heard.

    10. Re:What this actually means... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

      and little girls are FBI agents.

      You gotta be real careful about that...

      Some of those little girls actually are little girls. You go in there looking to fuck with some FBI agent's head just for fun, and you may run into a real little girl. And then she will seriously fuck with your head. Just for fun.

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    11. Re:What this actually means... by alphamugwump · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

      Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

      Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

      Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?

      Wellhung: OK

    12. Re:What this actually means... by Arcanis+the+Rogue · · Score: 3, Funny

      The fact that the parent was modded Interesting and not Funny makes me wonder how many /.-ers thought "Hey, that is something I have to keep in mind".

  3. Definition by tsa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Before I believe any of that I want to see what they define as 'female' and 'online'.

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  4. Age distribution? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't see any age distribution in TFA (just "over 3"), but I have a sneaking suspicion that 2/3 of those are over the age of 50. In other words, granny discovered e-mail and how to order knitting needles online.

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    1. Re:Age distribution? by nwbvt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You obviously don't know any teenage/pre-teen girls who have suddenly found out how easy it is to spread gossip using things like AIM, myspace, blogs, YouTube, fansites, etc. I have a sixteen year old sister who the net all the time. The Internet is becoming an increasingly social place, meaning its no longer all geeks downloading blueprints of the Enterprise.

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    2. Re:Age distribution? by nwbvt · · Score: 4, Informative
      And to back that up, from TFA:

      Researchers that survey only the adult population still find that a greater percentage of males go online. MORI Research, for example, reported that as of March-April 2006, 73% of adult females and 79% of adult males went online. The Pew Internet & American Life Project reported that as of February-April 2006, 71% of adult females went online, vs. 74% of adult males.
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    3. Re:Age distribution? by CristalShandaLear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't see any age distribution in TFA (just "over 3"), but I have a sneaking suspicion that 2/3 of those are over the age of 50. In other words, granny discovered e-mail and how to order knitting needles online.

      And just how is this funny? Granny is no less a woman with her knitting needles than the young, hot, smoking blond of the average slashdotter's hopeless fantasies and probably has more sex than the average slashdotter anyway (with any being more than none).

      And why isn't Granpa online and Granny is? Is Granny smarter than Granpa? Was Granny more able to adapt to online culture better? Why? Isn't it enough that she is able to search, navigate, compare, order and pay for her purchases? Isn't it enough that now she talks to her grandchildren every week through IM or email than never with snail mail and not being able to afford cross-country visits?

      The fact that she is able to make use of the internet to improve or enjoy her life isn't enough? Granny has to be a programer, 3l33t haxor, network admin and security expert too? Does Granny have to be Uber Elder Geek to be counted as an online personage?

      For people who are supposed to be geeks, you and the people who modded you up seem to be awfully narrow minded. Tech is not for just the people you think are worthy enough to be counted.

    4. Re:Age distribution? by MollyB · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thank You, Dear. I'm not a granny but old enough to qualify, and I just switched to Ubuntu 'cause SuSE just didn't work right. I'm a former Windows NT-era sysop who detests Microsoft, with just enough Unix (Solaris and Sun OS) experience to have done some C-shell scripting and a tad of VB Script in the .ASP days (which I have all forgotten). Many other slashdotters wish that me (specifically) and boomers (in general) would hurry up and croak. Thanks again for your patience and humanity. May your goodwill redound to you thrice over, someday...

    5. Re:Age distribution? by walt-sjc · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have a 35 year old sister-in-law that became a grandmother last year, so it really doesn't take much to be "old enough to qualify." :-)

    6. Re:Age distribution? by Sri+Ramkrishna · · Score: 2, Funny

      And goddam it they've ruined the nice little Internet we had. With preteen/teenage girls comes all the dirty old men preying on them, and the porn, and trash. Guys thinking I'm a girl, wanting to join my buddy list. FUck you, pervs! It's just too much!

      Teens. They will be the death of our society! Mark my words! Create something cool.. but don't invite the teens!

      Can we go back to downloading blueprints to the enterprise? :-)

      sri :-)

    7. Re:Age distribution? by fourchannel · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Should there be a race distribution? Does it help us out to always take everything and split it up and see how the blacks are different, how the hispanics are different, how the whites are different, etc? In your effort to try to split something up by race, you will subconsciously start to perceive differences simply because you are imposing a condition that requires you to find a difference. Take that away, and you might find that you don't start thinking of people in terms of race. You no longer have a need to discern their skin color for anything they do. Take it further and you could try to eliminate a gender bias as well. =D

      When you no longer feel compelled to assign a gender and race to a person for anything about that person, you also might find yourself not assuming things about this person. For anything about a specific person that you do not know, would you subconsciously start to fill the knowledge gap by drawing what you don't know from a stereotype?

      Try this...(and only as an experiment), for people you don't know that you come across in your day (people on the street, customers at your business, customers over the phone, etc), try and guess what kind of music they like. Use whatever information you have about them to discern their music tastes (obviously without clueing them in that your doing this). But after you've made your guess, write down their seen (or perceived over the phone) skin color, gender, and music preference you came up with. You will probably want to keep this list of yours out of sight, or in a password protected word document or something. Spreadsheet maybe?

      At the end of a few days, go through your list and first divide people up by gender, and group the males together, and the female together. For each gender, make a subgroup for each race (whites, blacks, asians, etc.). After that, go through and write down the different kinds of music you assigned (Country, rap, gospel, etc), and then after that, go back and tally up how many black males like X, or how many white females like Y, and so on. I'm almost certain that one music taste in particular will have a majority in each group. Like you might see that you have far more black females listening to gospel than any other kind of music in that group.

      You now have a successfully stereotyped gender and race bias for music tastes. You have asked no one what they actually like, just what you think they would like to listen to. Since you didn't actually ask anyone what they liked, your list is probably highly inaccurate. But because you took the time to classify these people according to their gender and race, and then see what music they liked, you have willfully imposed a condition that requires you to discriminate based on race and gender. Should you do this test, you might conclude that had you not first identified their race and gender, your assumptions about their music tastes would be absolutely anyone's wild guess, because without their race and gender, you know nothing about that person, including their music tastes.

      Since you didn't have any actual information, how did you have any faith in your guess even being remotely close to accurate? What gave you any confidence in your judgment? Since you had no information about a person, you had to have taken some of your guesswork from a preconceived notion of what you learned in life. For example, you probably were not consciously aware of it, but you limited all the possible types of music a person could enjoy, from what people of that race and gender you know already like. I bet your list will not have these entries...
      1. asian female -- salsa
      2. black male -- yodeling
      3. hispanic male -- polish folk

      And you are probably thinking that those music tastes are absurd for those people, but do you think this because you have never heard or known an asian female to like salsa, a black male to like yodeling, or a hispanic male to like polish folk? Or do

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    8. Re:Age distribution? by quixote9 · · Score: 2

      It's about time this got said! I have a dream ... where we all stop pigeonholing each other ....

    9. Re:Age distribution? by wagadog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Brava! My mom (a granny eight times over) took up computing for the very reasons the OP chose to denigrate: family communications and yes, knitting patterns. Our favorite is Knitty because of its "open source" policy.

      Her latest project has been to dub all of the family home movies to DVD's, first for archival purposes, and now she's editing them down to the funniest moments by theme and/or subject, and dubbing music tracks over them.

      While visiting my sister in New York, one of her teenage grandsons was overheard telling his friends, "Let's ask Nana how that works -- she know everything about computers!"

      Anyway, knitting patterns, family photos and communicating with the grandchildren are are certainly a lot nicer applications for technology than what a number of young men seem to think the internet is for -- thanks to grannies, it's not just a big electronic wank mag anymore!
    10. Re:Age distribution? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can we go back to downloading blueprints to the enterprise? :-) To the enterprise?

      Damn! All this time I was downloading plans of the Enterprise and you had plans to get to the real one?



      Got a link?

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    11. Re:Age distribution? by penguin_dance · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right on--my 80 year-old mother has been on the net for several years. My retired dad, however, never did get into computers. Mom would just print out interesting articles or email for him to read.

      But slashdotters have no one to blame but themselves if this is the case--how many of you worked to get your moms on-line so you could email pictures of the grandkids?

      Personally, I think many women are attracted to the internet because of the social interaction: email, texting, shopping, etc. The stereotypical internet image of the solitary male hacker in a dark room, staring at the screen all day is gone.

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    12. Re:Age distribution? by Sassinak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ummm... I happen to be a spanish male (30 - 35 years old) (well, a mutt really) and I do enjoy Polish folk, as well as german folk, in addition to my usual Classical (english and italian), and Japanese and Chinese Traditional, mixed in with French and Taiwanese Rap (ONLY French and Taiwanese rap) as well as 1940's - 1970's american show tunes and various kinds of rock (Spanish and British Rock, and some Heavy Metal)

      I wonder what catagory I fit in?

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    13. Re:Age distribution? by fourchannel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You fit in whatever category you believe yourself to belong to. I don't see it fit to label you.

      My aim in my previous post, was not "these kinds of people won't like this kind of music." That would be stereotypical of me, and I don't believe it to be true. My aim was to show that given no information, someone who was trying to guess another person's music tastes using only their race and gender would likely avoid linking, for example, a hispanic male with Polish folk.

      I was trying to point out that since this made up list of ours is complete conjecture, we only have our stereotypes to look to when we try to label people. Because we are drawing our guesses from a stereotype, we're not going to put on the list something that doesn't match a stereotype.

      I wrote what I did in my previous post, not to encourage, but to show the huge flaw in trying to categorize people when you don't actually know anything about them. I posted what I did to help people realize that labeling people is a bad practice, and I understand that the great grandparent post might have been sarcastic, but I think that if my reply helps just one person avoid prejudices, then it was worth my time to write it.

      I must also say, that I'm not perfect and sometimes I find myself being prejudiced too. I try to stop myself when I catch it, but I make mistakes as well. I don't want anyone to feel that I'm trying to talk down to them. I don't want anyone to feel that I believe myself to be better than them.

      I hope that better explains my post :)

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  5. If this is true... by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new online female overladies!

  6. Baaaa... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The statistics for Canadians show a slightly greater number of male users."

    THis is compensated by a surprising number of sheep.

    1. Re:Baaaa... by kypper · · Score: 4, Funny

      In rural Canada, we have a saying... "Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous"

    2. Re:Baaaa... by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed... ;-)

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    3. Re:Baaaa... by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought that was "Where the men are men and the sheep are lying little sluts!"

      http://www.cafepress.com/piggywig/2318364

  7. On the internet... by Alicat1194 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..no one really knows you're a dog.

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  8. Did they mean..... by BugDoomBug · · Score: 4, Funny
    Males Pretending to be Females Outnumber Males Online

    Fixed

    Why does this remind me of an old IRC saying.....

    "Welcome to IRC, where the Men are Men, the Women are Men, and the 14 Year Old Girls are FBI Agents"

  9. Wow by pavon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't know the FBI had that many agents.

  10. Not supprising by ozamosi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think this is supprising. Females are more social creatures than males. I won't say wheather this is biologic or social, but right here, right now, most of them are. Females in their teens are known to talk on the phone FOREVER. Females are known to sit around and gossip all the time. Computers are now straightforward enough to use so that a new user don't have to figure out how it works (typical male behaviour), but instead, can go straight to $chat_network or $social_website and start to gossip. They use internet because it helps them do what they like to do outside of computers.

    Males, on the other hand, like to play with stuff, build stuff, etc. Maybe the internet isn't that appealing to that crowd in the same way. Or maybe it is, but males actually get "done" with the internet, just like we usually finish a phone call in one minute, and go on to do something else instead.

    Of course, that doesn't mean that there are more female hackers than male - hackers are people who use internet (and computers in general) to build stuff, and more males want to build stuff than females, and thus, there should be more male hackers than females.

  11. "females have been found... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to outnumber males online"

    And I still can't find a date!

    Posting as AC because I'm embarrased as hell.

    1. Re:"females have been found... by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I still can't find a date!

      Posting as AC because I'm embarrased as hell.

      Neither can I, and I'm fucking proud of it.

      This is Slashdot. The only thing to be embarrassed about here is poor spelling.

    2. Re:"females have been found... by raehl · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...and running Windows.

      Running windows is acceptable, as long as it's only begrudgingly and to play games.

  12. Article summary in case the link goes down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Females outnumber males online. Night elves outnumber Orcs and Dwarves, but Goblins received an unexpected surge in popularity after Draenei were nerfed in the last update. Figures for Tauren have remained more or less stable, and no figures for Trolls are available as they ate the census-takers.

  13. Hopefully... by alexhs · · Score: 4, Funny

    on Slashdot we're still between real men !

    OMG ponies !

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  14. Females have more 'home' time on average by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not a slam on 'stay at home moms' in the least, but there are more of those then 'stay at home dads', so just purely by the #'s there is a better chance of them finding some time to be online during the day then the males of the population.

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  15. My own super accurate study: by UnRDJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Percentage of female internet population on myspace.com: 99%
    Everywhere else: 1%

  16. I knew it.... by Refelian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot is Canadian!

  17. Additional stats: by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Figures also show that 90% of females online are 18, horny and want to sex you up.

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    1. Re:Additional stats: by lilfields · · Score: 2, Funny

      Additional figures show that 95% of Slashdotters still don't have a chance.

  18. Why is this surprising? by Ogemaniac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1: There are more females than males

    2: Women are more likely to attend college than men. Virtually all college students are required to use the internet while they are there, and at least some will keep up the habit later.

    3: Women are more likely to have desk jobs or other indoor jobs, which again often exposes them to the internet.

    That being said, I think time spent on the internet is a much greater measure. I bet men spend far more time on the internet than women, despite the apparent data that says women dabble with it more often.

    1. Re:Why is this surprising? by Tal0n · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agreed

      Yeah, jokes aside, I don't know about you guys(girls?) but I probably have as many, if not more female friends online than males. Obviously, all of the male geeks are online, but not all of the rest of the guys. On the other side, almost all of the females are online.

      TFA doesn't say what "online" means (unless I'm dumb and missed it), so that kind of makes this entire discussion moot. Online gaming? Social Networking? Email? Internet Browsing? Voip? Online shopping? Without breaking that down by activity, that's kinda almost like a really, really expensive way to find out that there are more women then men.

  19. Hmmm by jeevesbond · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "For girls who have grown up with technology, there is no significant gender gap in internet usage," said eMarketer senior analyst Debra Aho Williamson. "The rise of activities that are particularly appealing to young females, such as social networking, will result in even greater usage."

    This reminds me of my 12 year old neice who sites on MSN for hours at a time jibba-jabbin to her friends, whilst her brother would rather watch Hockey on TV.

    This is good news for those people who've recently been ranting about there not being enough women in web design, and trying to work out the reasons why. With more women now online than men, the balance will hopefully be redressed (when that generation gets off MSN and wants to do something useful with their lives).

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    1. Re:Hmmm by prelelat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Problem with the group of users your talking about is that they are just using the internet/computer for social jibba-jabbin(I like your expression) while back in the day when I used the computer I was poking around finding where things lay on the computer and being interested in how the application works. I think a greater amount of women will join the geek world which is good for everyone(hate going to work with a bunch of guys, I need a change up sometimes). I just don't think that the number of women in the field is going to increase without some help. Maybe if someone told them that they could hack into the service and find out what someone was saying to someone else they might get more interested. The women I know at least like to eaves drop.

    2. Re:Hmmm by bogjobber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I doubt it. There is no reason to believe that more women will go into web design just because they use the internet a little more. If women use phones more often, does that mean women are more likely to become electrical/communication engineers? If women take prescription drugs more often, are they more likely to become chemists? Most people don't really give a shit about how things work, just that they work. The gender gap in engineering/science/technology has much deeper roots than that.

  20. Re:Mmmmm...Goood... by ettlz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just what we need, eh? A blocked Series of Boob-Tubes.

  21. Facebook/Myspace's fault by ZeeExSixAre · · Score: 4, Funny

    The reason for this is likely Facebook and Myspace. These social networking sites make is really easy to simply log onto one site, do all the chit-chat with 10-20 people that would normally take 5 minutes per person, and then log off. When I go to the computer lab at my university, a quick peek at women's computer screens shows that 7 out of 10 computer screens are of Facebook, and 2 out of 10 are of Myspace. The remaining 10% are of actual class webpages. On the other hand, 6 out of 10 male computer screens are of ESPN, NCAA, or Facebook/Myspace. Okay I didn't really look at the guys at all.

  22. duh. by artjunk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    um, hello? This is news? One word - "shopping."

  23. There may be more women than men. by NinjaNoh · · Score: 5, Funny

    There may be more women than men online, however they all come in the .jpg format.

  24. As a Canadian... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a Canadian I am infurated by this article. This was classifed Canadian government information. As such, only Canadians were supposed to know that more women were online - and the fact that more Canadian men were aware of this, as the data shows is no excuse for giving away our secrets!

    Still, the cat is out of the bag. We have large and sparsely populated country. By government mandate we are attempting to increase our populace by going online and luring the ladies to our glacial climate via online dating services!

    This throws a wrench into our grand plan of luring the likes of nubile young women like "cuteie332" "betty22" and "chicky_54" here so we can increase our populace and dominate the earth with our floppy heads!

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    1. Re:As a Canadian... by dws90 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Still, the cat is out of the bag. Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags.
  25. Re:Oh yeah... by RFaulder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, they don't even take into consideration Rule 37.

  26. Simple by cadeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tits or GTFO.

  27. female what? male what? by EllynGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    Typical sloppy journalism, not specifying the species.

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  28. We've known this all along... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... It's because Americans are a bunch of girls

    Sorry couldn't resist :p

  29. Please mod me -1, Spelling Nazi... by Crazyscottie · · Score: 3, Funny
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  30. Male & female porn by Chmcginn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is still around 99.97% targeted towards the male.

    I disagree. Most visual porn (an overwhelming majority) is targeted towards straight men, this is true. But to most women, good porn is a trashy romance novel, not a playboy. And if you've ever looked at the "romantic fiction" online, you'll see a pretty good number written by women.

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  31. Not only that but... by wenchmagnet · · Score: 4, Funny

    With the typical women who spend most of their time online, they probably outweigh online males too...

    1. Re:Not only that but... by hellfire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With the typical women who spend most of their time online, they probably outweigh online males too...

      Spoken like a true arrogant netgeek lardass male.

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  32. Re:Oh yeah... by webmistressrachel · · Score: 2, Informative
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  33. Of course women outnumber men on-line. by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 4, Funny

    Women on-line out-number men? Of course...look at any of the pictures, you'll see two, sometimes three or four women in the picutre with just one guy. What? You weren't talking about the pictures? Oh...nevermind.

  34. In related news.. by nFriedly · · Score: 2, Funny

    In related news, women have been found far more likely to take surveys online.

  35. What is the surprise? by Hepneck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article does not explain by what going online means (i.e.- Is it checking email, doing research, shopping, charring, or /.ing?). I am surprised at the number of responses that assume that women are only online to chat or use Facebook. Consider that more women than men earn high school, associates, bachelors, masters, law, medical, and PhD degrees. And while more men than women are still university department chairs, more women tahn men are now the editors of academic journals. Who then is going to naturally be using the web for research (Other than for pictures of Milla Jovovich)? Women are the ones that are beginning to contol the direction of research and ideas. We men should hope that they nice to us, have a good sense of humor, and that they do not hold a grudge for our behavior. _____________________ You may all go to hell, I am going to Texas - Davy Crockett

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  36. Re:Quick! by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Informative

    You're so hot, I'll give you both inches.

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  37. Re:Oh yeah... by Rayor · · Score: 5, Informative

    The rules of the internet. Give arbitrary numbers. The fad started after the infamous "Rule #34" image macro started circulating.
    A few choice ones:
    #24: Pics or it never happened.
    #26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
    #29: Barrel Rolls can evade anything.
    #32: There is a market for any kind of porn.
    #34: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
    #37: There are no girls on the internet.
    #50: If you die in the game, you die for real.
    #52: Developers, developers, developers, developers.
    #54: Snape killed dumbledore.
    #55: "Winner" is actually spelled "WinRar"
    #65: You will be reported to AOL if you steal pictures.
    #71: If you fap to it and acheive orgasm, you must tell everyone.
    #72: Everything on eBaumsworld is stolen. No exceptions.
    #73: Believe everything you read on the internet.
    #75: There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions.
    #76: Duke Nukem Forever must never be released or the whole of the interent will collapse.
    #78: It's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
    #82: Upgrading someone's RAM is a sign of goodwill.
    #87: If you would have sex with it, let everyone know.

    God damn I spend too much time on 4chan.

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    "Using linux is like a game, if you're able to make it run better than Windows, you're winning" - Unknown slashdotter.
  38. Well, I am online a lot... by antdude · · Score: 2

    ... and I am a worker ant that is classified females. [grin]

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).