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Steve Jobs Personally Resolves Customer Complaint

An anonymous reader writes "The Consumerist recently published a story about an Apple customer who went through support hell with a broken Macbook. After escalating the issue up the support chain, and a month wait for his Macbook, the guy gave up and simply wrote Steve Jobs a blistering flame-mail. So, was he surprised when Jobs' executive assistant responded back the next day! He got both a brand new Macbook, as well as his old one to copy the hard drive. The guy also responded in a comment, and he turns out to be a slashdotter! He even wrote a journal entry here about the story."

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  1. Did I miss something? by Xest · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds more like Job's admin staff dealt with it than Jobs himself.

    1. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yes, you missed something, RTFA:

      While I received the reply from Jobs' assistant, Jobs himself came around and personally transfered the data from my old laptop and the new one - only using himself as a computer telepath-to-tcp/ip router.

      After fixing my laptop, Jobs made me a cup of tea & rescued my cat from a tree it had been stuck up for several weeks (using telekinisis). He also fixed a leaking tap, did my old filing & satisfied my sexually frustrated wife. Thanks Steve!
    2. Re:Did I miss something? by StuBeck · · Score: 3, Informative

      I e-mailed "him" about a year ago when I had a problem with my iPod that took a month to get resolved. They called me and said they were sorry, but that it wasn't "their fault" that they didn't put my new order into the system, so I had to prove to them that I in fact ordered something from them two weeks earlier. Also that their support staff really does know what is going on despite the fact that they sent me back the same iPod I had had earlier, with the same error, and it came back scratched to hell too. I wasn't very pleased with their lack of "sorry that we suck" response.

    3. Re:Did I miss something? by Gerzel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well I think the confusion here is over the concept that the assistant came to help.

      You see there is more than one Steve Jobs and thus his "assistants" are in fact copies of himself. Thought Apple was outsourcing manufacturing to China or somewhere else? Nope, just a cover ploy to hide the fact that they have a manufacturing plant filled with Jobses.

    4. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's just more fanboy adulation. And the Jobs staff wouldn't have time or resources to take care of all complaints if all the dicked over Apple customers did the same thing. Apple laptops are atrocious. It's been going on for over a year. Apple delete threads on their forums which cite the issues. Apple Defects (.com) has a list a mile long. Almost exclusively laptops. Made in China. Slave labor. Jobs doesn't care. Jobs cares if his PR team tells him he has to do something. Otherwise Jobs doesn't give a damn. Not now, not ever. What's missing is that every Apple Intel laptop customer write to Steve Jobs the same way, that the press - the WSJ, Forbes, et al. - make a big thing out of this and that Apple for now refund everyone for their craptops and then either sell the company or make structural changes so the same hardware disasters don't happen again. A good start would be getting rid of a CEO who gets involved in backdating options and doesn't give a good goddamn what customers think.

      This is the creep who gave the go-ahead on an initial iPod design that did not give a hoot that the lithium ion batteries hermetically sealed within were going to wear out. A CEO who invests everything in lifestyle revolution hype rather than quality. Friends, get the message: Steve Jobs has never been, is not, and will never be your friend. He's also not your or anyone else's religious leader. He's screwing you and enjoying it. It's payback time.

    5. Re:Did I miss something? by Jtheletter · · Score: 4, Funny

      He also fixed a leaking tap, did my old filing & satisfied my sexually frustrated wife.
      Damn, that new multitouch feature is amazing!
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    6. Re:Did I miss something? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People should also RTFA (no, I'm not new here). This wasn't just another customer. He specifically mentioned that he worked as an IT lab manager for MIT and threatened to start bad-mouthing Apple to students and advising against university purchases. That's more likely to have caught their eye than just Steve's selfless desire to help out a customer.

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    7. Re:Did I miss something? by Jellybob · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I may just be lucky, but my 1 year old MacBook has survived admirably. It spends a lot of it's time loose in my rucksack, and other then an accident involving a bottle of water in the same bag, which shorted the battery, it's had no problems at all. I'd imagine that most laptops take issue with having their battery left in a pool of water for several hours, so I'm not going to hold my own stupidity against it.

      It has also survived being dropped from standing height, and having a glass of wine spilled over it.

      All that, and it'll run Windows, Mac OS, and Linux. It really has been my dream web development machine, and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend one.

      This is my first Apple machine, and since buying it I've managed to persuade work to swap my aging PC for a shiny new Mac Pro, which is quite simply a beast.

    8. Re:Did I miss something? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Funny

      filled with Jobses.

      All dressed in identical black turtleneck sweaterses, my precious.

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    9. Re:Did I miss something? by Miseph · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what if they all have reality distortion fields!?! Too many Steves and the space-time continuum as we know it could be rent asunder by the BS! Dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

      I vote for a pre-emptive nuclear strike on Apple's main campus, just to be on the safe side.

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    10. Re:Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So Apple has outsourced Jobs to China?

    11. Re:Did I miss something? by Khyber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reason your macbook survived the pool of liquid is because not only does the battery contain some short-circuiting countermeasures, but the laptop does as well. And if it's off to begin with, there's no real chance that a sufficient voltage spike would occur anywhere inside the laptop. This has been a standard feature since the 72D iBook G3 series laptops. Nothing new to former Apple Laptop repair techs like myself. Not trying to steal your thunder, but since it IS your first Mac laptop, I thought I'd let you in on a tip or two.

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    12. Re:Did I miss something? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      My other /. ID is actually a negative integer. I was a homeless guy living in the building that would eventually become /. headquarters. I was there two years before Taco.

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    13. Re:Did I miss something? by milkman_matt · · Score: 2, Funny

      "You see there is more than one Steve Jobs and thus his "assistants" are in fact copies of himself."

      That could explain the $1 salary... Is there just a main Jobs who's underpaying the hell out of his clones and hording the rest for himself?

    14. Re:Did I miss something? by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's payback time.

      Dream on, Ballmer.

      -jcr

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  2. What if by otacon · · Score: 5, Funny

    How cool would it have been if Steve came to that guys house and rang the doorbell and said "I didn't appreciate the tone of your letter, it was very hurtful." and then just left.

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    1. Re:What if by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You just made my fan list, sir!

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  3. Flame Mail? by Piedramente · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't believe what he sent would qualify as a flame-mail. It seems to be a well-reasoned and cool-headed response to a support nightmare. Kudos to Steve Jobs for fixing it for him.

  4. Re:Personally? by froggero1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, his direct assistant... who reads and answers sjobs@apple.com. This of course, in contrast to all the replies you get from bgates@microsoft.com (or whatever the hell his email is) Sure, this seems now like a silent marketing ploy by apple, but the fact is... a desperate email sent on a hail mary to the top of the apple food chain was answered, and not for publicity (by apple at least). Go send one to bgates@microsoft.com about not being able to refuse your Vista EULA on your new dell box, wait 24 hours, then submit an article to slashdot about how they refunded your product.

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  5. You can bet somebody got reamed... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and now has an asshole that's about 3 bore sizes larger than it was last week. Yikes.

  6. I wonder if Jobs ever sees these emails by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure he has a staff of secretaries that screen everything and is well versed by now how to take care of these relatively unimportant problems (unimportant to Jobs - I imagine that guy is busy with other, more pressing matters). Though it might be a good idea to have the CEO of any corporation see the failures of his organization every so often.

  7. I've done this kind of thing myself before by jimicus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've looked up the details of whoever's in charge and contacted them directly before. Or, more accurately, got the name of the managing director, called head office, asked to be put through to "their office" and spoken to their PA.

    On the plus side, it's fantastically effective. A call from anyone at that level - or even their PA - will often go to the head of customer services very quickly, and get the issue resolved in far less time than trying to work your way up through a call centre staffed with people who quite frankly don't much care about any individual customer's complaint.

    On the minus side, it's not something you'd want to do terribly often - particularly not with one company - as it would rapidly lose effectiveness. And if you find yourself in a position where you've got to do this more than once, even for separate incidents, maybe they don't need your business that badly anyway.

  8. Got to give it to Maynard! by jigyasubalak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I had gone through the shit he has gone through
    the mail I'd have sent would sound 10X more nastier
    than what he had sent.
    And maybe that's what mattered in the end. The cool
    and collected way Mr. Maynard wrote the disgruntled-
    customer email must've done the job(no pun intended).

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  9. This real issue here is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    the continual decline of customer service here in the US.

    According to "Consumer Reports", Apple has the best customer service of ALL the PC and laptop makers and their quality also beats everyone. If you look at their charts, Apple takes the lead by a wide margin, none of this jazz of they're 8.2 while the closest competitor is 8.1. (Unfortunately, I don't have the issue in front of me to give you guys the real number numbers to show how well Apple rates.)

    Now, here's the best, and they're pulling this horseshit!?

    Stopping now because I need more coffee.

  10. MIT by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Key reasons for Jobs' response...

    "I am also an IT Manager for one of the labs at MIT"
    and...

    "...your company will lose ... my purchase recommendations to graduate students, professors, and support staff at MIT"
    1. Re:MIT by Valtor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed, but they had to actually read the whole email to get that. Which is news by itself IMHO.

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  11. Re:Nice, but by otacon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Steve Jobs is a deity, He came, he was killed (removed from the company) and returned again with salvation for Apple (iPod, iMac, generally making Apple cool)

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  12. Does not sound so cool to me. by SolitaryMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One famous manager (I don't remember who exactly though) once said, that if the company's leader performs mere employee's duties then either he does not understand his role or there is something terribly wrong with the way the company operates.

    Look at this story: the guy waited for months for the support to handle the problem!

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    1. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another way to see this:
      -Act nicely and the world will treat you like a crap.
      -Act like a crap and the world will treat you nice.

      Maybe Buda got that whole karma thing the wrong way...

    2. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by s31523 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe you don't remember his name because HE didn't understand HIS duties. The referenced quote is how old-school business works. Places like Apple, Google, and others don't conform to these old stigmas. Quite frankly, Jobs probably get a thousand of these emails a day and probably has a PA who's sole task is to sift threw them and cherry pick a couple for him to "Take action" on. It generates good will and and is good press, when the public actually heres about it, to the tune of, 'look, Steve really cares, buy Apple! F- Microsoft'.

    3. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One famous manager (I don't remember who exactly though) once said, that if the company's leader performs mere employee's duties then either he does not understand his role or there is something terribly wrong with the way the company operates.

      Dunno about that. I lead a small team of engineers who do internal toolchain support for several of our sites. Most of my job involves allocating tasks and taking care of planing, etc. But every now and again I take a job off the queue and do it myself because (1) it keeps the guy who would otherwise have done it on their toes, to have me messing with "their" stuff and (2) I get a better picture of what is really happening out in the real world.

      So I wouldn't be surprised if Steve Jobs occasionally takes charge of a fault call. Probably a healthy thing to do.

    4. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jobs: Hello. Apple customer support. This is Steve, how may I help you?
      Customer: Hello Steve, my Macbook doesn't recognize the external harddisk.
      Jobs: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    5. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by Khomar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One famous manager (I don't remember who exactly though) once said, that if the company's leader performs mere employee's duties then either he does not understand his role or there is something terribly wrong with the way the company operates.

      Personally, I find that line of thinking very elitist and in the end self-destructive. Managers who look upon their employees as "mere employees" will not be able to get the most out of those employees. I believe that true management is serving those under you to enable them to do their best.

      Regardless, there is a certain point to that statement. The key here is not what Steve Jobs did but what changes will occur in the company to see that he doesn't have to do this again. It is all well and good that he is able to provide good support, but if all of the other support employees fail, it could eventually sink the company.

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    6. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by Jaeph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't care what famous name said what. When you look at the great leaders in history, all of them were very detail oriented and could help out with the small things in a pinch. For example, Patton (and his generals) did direct traffic, etc.

      If you are a great leader, you do what you need to do to get the job done, and once in awhile that's a matter of low-level work rather than high-level thinking.

      -Jeff

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    7. Re:Does not sound so cool to me. by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess your insight and clear superiority to Jobs in terms of business skills must be why Apple is collapsing into the ground as a company, while you're posting to Slashdot from your successful multibillion dollar company headquarters. Honestly, I've never heard such nonsense. Revel in your +5 interesting while Steve enjoys the most profitable quarter to date in a company whose support rates amongst the industry's best. Must be something "terribly wrong" there.

  13. Now, we wait for the Slashdot follow-up story.... by StressGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "So, I installed the WGA update and it mistakenly identified my OS as pirated....after two months of trying to resolve the issue through technical support where I was repeatedly assured that, '...we understand problem...send you SUPER DELUXE answer....next day....you betcha!', I finally contacted Steve Ballmer himself. Amazingly, he showed up at my house the very next day!.....and threw a folding chair at me.....so I bought a MacBook"

    [DISCLAIMER: every word of this is BS (duh)]

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  14. Letters to the top always produce some effect by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I had some beef with Intuit. They stopped supporting QIF format in 2005. So I stuck to 2004 Delux. Then in 2007 April they switched some service provider who interfaced with the financial institutions and I was forced to upgrade to 2007. I have railed against corporations being vendor locked into MSFT, and I found myself locked into Quicken. To add insult to injury, the upgrade was actually a downgrade because I lost the ability to import QIF files. And further insult was that I was also holding a Quicken Mastercard. This stupid turd of a card does not have any rewards program, no cash back, no miles, no reward points, not even stupid software updates. I was so miffed I wrote a letter to the Quicken CEO. All I wanted was a free copy of Quicken 2007Deluxe.

    Promptly I got a phone call from his assistant. Unlike Apple they did not fix anything. She offered a 20$ off 2007Deluxe, which is basically the standard discount everywhere from Costco to web downloads. I think they just sold the right to use Quicken name to some bank for a one time fee and Quicken does not care whether I keep the card or not. The bank is really dumb to lose me as a customer. I had charged more than 100,000$ over the years in that card. They should be willing to spend 0.5% or 500$ to keep me as a customer. They just lost me over a stupid 30$ software update I demanded.

    I also heard a story about the CEO of Virgin Atlantic (charles bronson?? or was he an actor, God I have bad memory for names) traveling with the public or playing the role of a flight attendent/steward and listen to customers. One Indian guy had ordered vegetarian meals and it was not available. Charles was playing steward on that flight. He made an unscheduled landing at a nearby airport and rented a limo to take the passenger to an expensive Indian joint and flew him first class to complete the journey.

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    1. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I also heard a story about the CEO of Virgin Atlantic (charles bronson?? or was he an actor, God I have bad memory for names) traveling with the public or playing the role of a flight attendent/steward and listen to customers. One Indian guy had ordered vegetarian meals and it was not available. Charles was playing steward on that flight. He made an unscheduled landing at a nearby airport and rented a limo to take the passenger to an expensive Indian joint and flew him first class to complete the journey.

      Thats Richard Branson. He does that kind of thing because it gets in the news and it is much cheaper than paying for advertising. He is a similar kind of charismatic leader, though.

    2. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, goddamnit, foot-on-mouth... I mixed Charles Bronson and Chuck Norris. Fuck.

  15. Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know, some of us have known for a while that Steve replies to his email, or at least a small subset of the torrents he probably receives every day (a couple of public examples). He's answered a few of the questions I've emailed him over the years, too, and I'm just a regular Slashdotter Joe.

    But the more publicity he gets for doing it, and the more people actually try to email him, the less likely he'll be to read and respond, and the less personal it's actually going to get. It's obvious from the numbers. Part of me hates myself for saying this, and I acknowledge that it's elitist as all hell, but I sort of wish these guys (the ones "in the know" about Steve's responsiveness over email) would keep it to themselves. Because if Steve stops answering his email, that's another piece gone of the old Apple spirit.

    Of course, I suppose we must all eventually succumb to inevitability—but there's no harm delaying that end, while possible. So please. Enough. Let me suggest we simply appreciate Steve for keeping it real, and not trumpet it all over the blog-o-spierre.

    1. Re:Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's the text of that email thread between Steve and some blogger, regarding opinions on Cocoa/Objective-C vs. C#/VB/.NET (warning, top-posted). And for good measure, another anecdote about Steve's personal touch (diehard cynics will note there's no proof of Steve's personal involvement with this one... but, absent reason to doubt, I'm a believer).

      So again—and yes, I've come to terms with my implied elitism here—let's not ruin a good thing by blabbering about how amazing it is that Steve replies to personal emails. Please.

    2. Re:Steve keeps it real; mum's the word by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This all reminds me of the time I emailed Linus Torvalds back in '96... I was having trouble with the top program and for whatever crazy reason I figured "why not just email Linus?". Sure enough, he responded quickly with a one sentence reply, "try installing [x] version of the procps shared library" and sure enough it worked!

  16. Customer Call centers by wesley78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Customer Service call centers just suck. I probably should have tried this tactic with HP a month or two back. I think the big problem with so many of these places is that they refuse to admit thier own mistakes, or if they do, they refuse to properly fix the situation. In my case, I had paid for overnight shipping and the product wasn't shipped until they it was actually supposed to arrive, and even then it was shipped to the wrong address. Instead of just refunding me the cost of shipping and getting the part to me the next day, he tried to explain how it would have been impossible for me to receive the part on time. It looks like the same type of thing happened here. Someone in the customer care department made a promise and never followed through with it. For the record, while I was on hold with HP for over hour, I got the opportunity to listen to how highly rated their customer service was. Do high service ratings really mean anything? One really shouldn't have to go outside the regular system in order to get the level of service expected from these big companies. Hats off to whoever it was at Apple that made things right though. It's certainly better than I got.

  17. This might be a special case by canb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well the author of the mail certainly has not sent a flame mail. On the contrary, it is very level headed and well reasoned. However, I do believe the fact that he has been an apple customer for over 30 years and that he's an IT Manager at MIT with the ability to sway the students' and staffs' buying preferences (which he makes sure gets conveyed in the mail) had an effect. I doubt if I had been in the same situation and written a similar mail, would get a similar response. Overall, I applaud the author for doing the right thing.

  18. Lovely delegation by u-bend · · Score: 2, Funny

    BOB SLYDELL: So what you do is you take the specifications from the customers and you bring them down to the software engineers?

    TOM: That, that's right.

    BOB PORTER: Well, then I gotta ask, then why can't the customers just take the specifications directly to the software people, huh?

    TOM: Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, engineers are not good at dealing with customers.

    BOB SLYDELL: You physically take the specs from the customer?

    TOM: Well, no, my, my secretary does that, or, or the fax.

    BOB SLYDELL: Ah.

    BOB PORTER: Then you must physically bring them to the software people.

    TOM: Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

    BOB SLYDELL: Well, what would you say... you do here?

    TOM: Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!

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  19. Re:Shocking News Story! by tgatliff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ive got an idea for you... Next time you have a major problem with windows, send a personal email to Steve Balmer and see how far it gets you... :-)

    The point is Apple, and apparently Steve Jobs as well, still understands that they are there to serve people and not people serving them. As long as Apple rememembers this, they will continue to take the high end and most profitable customers.

    Oh, and I would believe the "Apple has an insignficant market share" argument... Apple is taking the most profitable customers from the rest of the tech industry. Those are the most painful for Microsoft/Dell/HP to loose...

  20. Let's not overlook the phrase, "raison d'etre" by StressGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    You start using foreign phrases and shit like that and it just oozes class.

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  21. Stop the fanboyism by TorKlingberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could we please stop this Apple fanboyism? How is this interesting in any way?

    "Today the great chairman Mao visited a poor child in the village Mangtung. He gave the child healthy food and read a story. This how out great chairman Mao cares cares for all the people."

  22. Skipping up the chain of command. by juuri · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I feel many people are afraid to ask for or demand better service when needed. Sometimes you simply have to escalate as far as possible to get any sort of result. Systems break down and often it only takes the incompetence or lack of caring in one person in a lengthy process.

    Around aught-zero my DSL provider was forced out of business by some rather dramatic changes in the DSL market. They had a length of time to shut down and began immediately cutting employees. At the time this was a very fast DSL connection and my bill was on the order of $200 a month. After canceling my service they continued to charge me. I called, of course it would be fixed! It wasn't for month two... then three... then four, every month them charging me only to refund money after many calls on my part and being told the problem was fixed for good.

    Month five. They did it again. So I did what any pissed off customer would do, I flew down to their office and bea... er. Found their about page and looked for personal information for company employees listed at the VP level and above. Guess others had done the same, because it was all impossible to find. Then I noticed their board list, sure enough, many of the board members had information available online. So I wrote one, more out of frustration than anything explaining what had happened for the previous five months. Twenty minutes later the CEO of the company called me and assured me the problem would be resolved and then proceeded to offer me an additional refund for my "time spent on their failure".

    The point of all this? Even the boss has a boss or someone he is "scared of" or "respects". When you come to the end of a normal process without success, it is okay to escalate to them.

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  23. Re:That's great by rastos1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The reports that XP offers to send to Microsoft, when an application crashes, do not count.

  24. I completely agree by maynard · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I really wish I hadn't BCC:d the Consumerist now. That was a mistake. I did it because I was angry and didn't expect any kind of resolution from Apple Corporate. I really didn't believe that even if Jobs read his email he would take action to resolve the issue. And now the whole shebang is posted to slashdot. Along with his email address. What a mess.

    My situation was extreme. I do NOT recommend emailing Mr. Jobs until fully exhausting the Apple support chain. If you have a problem, ask for a supervisor. If the supervisor can't fix it, ask for "customer relations". Call your local Apple store before sending that email (I did). And finally, after a month of hell, if all else fails, well... do a google search and find his current email address.

    But please don't waste the dude's time. I would have the same opinion regardless of the CEO or company.

    1. Re:I completely agree by CokeBear · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think you have to worry too much about this stuff. He read some of them, the ones that get forwarded to his private email box by the army of staffers that are reading his email. The only way you get all the way through to Steve is if you have exhausted the Apple Support chain of command, you have a legitimate complaint, you are polite and professional, and the SteveStaffer who screens your email is having a good day. (It probably helps to be an IT guy at MIT)

      So keep right on flooding Steve with emails. He'll get the ones that he should, and his staff will take care of the rest. Also, I know its unlikely, but have you all considered the possibility that its not really Steve answering those emails? In my experience, the emails that come directly from him are very short and to the point (a few words at most). He probably also has people he trusts to reply on his behalf.

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    2. Re:I completely agree by maynard · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, he never responded to me at all. I never spoke with him, or had any communication with him at all. I didn't need to. The guy who contacted me called and worked out a resolution over the phone. He was courteous and professional. He just fixed the problem. He did say, however, that Mr. Jobs received the email and asked him to contact me to resolve the complaint.

      Apple Corporate is 3000 miles away from me. I have no idea what really went down. *shrug*

    3. Re:I completely agree by 644bd346996 · · Score: 2

      Why the hell did you bash the guy in reply to his apology? Were you upset that he beat you to the punch?

    4. Re:I completely agree by antic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "In my experience, the emails that come directly from him are very short and to the point (a few words at most)."

      I think that might be true of a lot of these big name corporates with very public images. Last time I emailed Mark Cuban, I got a brief but personal response within five minutes. It was appreciated despite the brevity.

      --
      'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
    5. Re:I completely agree by nitsew · · Score: 2, Funny

      My situation was extreme. I do NOT recommend emailing Mr. Jobs until fully exhausting the Apple support chain. If you have a problem, ask for a supervisor. If the supervisor can't fix it, ask for "customer relations". Call your local Apple store before sending that email (I did). And finally, after a month of hell, if all else fails, well... do a google search and find his current email address...

      I wish I would have read this post before I emailed him about getting a new case for my ipod ... Sorry guys

  25. To be fair... by CdrGlork · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bill Gates did the same thing once. The guy was found dead, strangled with his own Ethernet cable. I TOLD Uncle Chuck to get wireless, but would he listen...? Now it's too late...

  26. And if ... by gr8dude · · Score: 4, Funny

    That can't be Steve Jobs! I heard Steve Jobs is 12 feet tall and shoots lightnings with his eyes, and if he were here, he would fix all your laptops with firebolts coming out of his arse!

  27. Re:Personally? by Scutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I personally think that makes a very strong statement about Mr. Jobs's commitment to superior customer service.

    Hmmm...I can't seem to find the page on Apple's website that explains how to escalate your problem past the Customer Service monkeys when you can't get it resolved. How is that superior customer service? I think the problem is that we're so used to crappy service that when we get *any* service at all it's considered "superior". I, for one, am not about to applaud Apple for "going above and beyond" when the thing that necessitated it was a complete failure of the system in question.

    --

    "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
  28. Re:I don't get it by rob1980 · · Score: 2, Funny

    People do that to make their tech support issue seem like a bigger deal than it really is. I've heard people say they haven't been able to use their computer for weeks when the only thing that was wrong was the printer cartridge was dry.

  29. Well... I heard... by Snarkhunter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve Jobs didn't give birth to the iPod, it sprang from his skull fully grown.
    Steve Jobs doesn't code software or fabricate hardware, he sensually caresses raw silicon until it wants to please him.
    Steve Jobs' turtleneck is actually his own sleek yet soft and downy coat of fur.
    Chuck Norris almost fought Steve Jobs this one time when Chuck's iPod died on him halfway through the kickass guitar solo in "Freebird," but Steve used his powers to not only repair Chuck's iPod, but also did a reality-restore point back to before the crash. Chuck Norris and Steve Jobs have been allies ever since.
    Steve Jobs doesn't actually sleep, he astral-projects into other people's dreams. It's how he comes up with new products.

  30. Corporate Executive Relations by sockonafish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is nothing new. sjobs@apple.com, stevejobs@apple.com, and a few other addresses all go to Corporate Executive Relations. This is a group of premier customer service folks that have the power to get things done if the lower tiers are failing.

    Please, everyone, don't abuse it. I've had a couple of issues that the regular AppleCare folks weren't taking care of properly, and those issues were promptly resolved by the friendly people in Corporate Executive Relations. I'd hate to see them lose their effectiveness because they're being bombarded with things that ought to be going to regular AppleCare.

  31. Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did I ever tell you about the time Jobs took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Jobs takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half -- until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Jobs yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'

    --
    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    1. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by seandiggity · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did I ever tell you about the time Jobs and I were in a production of The King and I? Anyway, on opening night, Jobs chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

      --
      Geeks like to think that they can ignore politics, you can leave politics alone, but politics won't leave you alone.-rms
    2. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by ttldkns · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did I ever tell you about the time Steve Jobs and I thought about inventing a new slashdot meme where we would post comments which started with "Did I ever tell you about the time steve Jobs and I..."

      --
      How many computers are too many?
    3. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by seandiggity · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, it's definitely not a new "meme".

      We once had a bachelor party for Jobs. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

      --
      Geeks like to think that they can ignore politics, you can leave politics alone, but politics won't leave you alone.-rms
    4. Re:Are you guys talking about Steve Jobs? by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Drank it? When I was hanging out with him, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!

      Anyway, one time I was with Jobs in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Jobs goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Steve Jobs! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Stevejobs' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

  32. The original blog is pathetic, really by cpotoso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about this line: "I have GBs of ripped music, application installs, etc which I will lose." Hello! You are an IT person at MIT and you don't have a firewire/USB2 external drive with the backed up data? Really???

  33. My own Apple support story.... by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've always been pretty pleased with my Apple purchases, until I ordered one of the early Macbook Pro notebooks. I had to wait about a month for its arrival, which wasn't any fun - but I went into it knowing that would probably happen. What REALLY sucked is, when it arrived, it was completely D.O.A.! I could plug the power adapter in and got the green light saying it was supplying power, but the computer wouldn't do a thing. I went through all the usual steps (reset PMU, etc.) and no luck.

    Apple promptly shipped me a postage-paid return mailer to send it back in, but I had to wait several *more* weeks for a second unit!

    Then, shortly after receiving the second (working, thankfully!) unit, Apple announced a voluntary battery recall. Knowing the problems people had with other batteries splitting open, etc. - I called in to get that taken care of. I had to send in my original battery, which I did, but the replacement they provided refused to charge at all! I tried to get it resolved at the local Apple store, but after getting the big runaround (make an appointment to talk to us at the genius bar, drive home, and come back hours later, etc. etc.), I was simply told they had no more batteries in stock so they couldn't help me! Ugh! Why wouldn't they simply tell me that when I first came in, instead of the bull-headed refusal to speak to me until I made that appointment and came back later!?!

    Then I called in to Apple, only to wind up arguing with some guy who tried to tell me I wasn't allowed to get free phone support because I had my laptop longer than 90 days and didn't pay for AppleCare! WTF?! I was asking about the BATTERY they JUST sent me, not the laptop itself! He finally did swap the battery for me, but only after a condescending attitude and an insistence I understand this was only being done because he was "making a 1 time exception" to their policy.

    By this time, I was really getting pissed off at the way Apple's support seemed to be rapidly going downhill! But at least I had a working notebook for a while. That is, until one day, my bluetooth suddenly quit working! It was still within warranty by a month or so, so I gritted my teeth and called Apple. They made me give them my CC number first, but did walk me through some steps (including making a new user account in OS X to see if bluetooth would come back that way, which it didn't). Then they agreed it was defective and had me ship it back to them again.

    I sent it off the next morning after receipt of their mailer, bracing for weeks of waiting AGAIN. The next morning, I had a box sitting on my doorstep when I was heading off to work. Huh? My notebook! I was REALLY pissed this time. (Obviously someone screwed up and didn't get it delivered properly, or Apple messed up and sent it back without even looking at it! ... or that's what I was thinking.) I opened the box though, and saw paperwork on top. Woah! It said they DID work on it already! New bluetooth module installed along with a few other related parts, AND they even fixed the display hinges I commented felt "a little bit loose"!

    Was this service so prompt this time because Apple realized I had so many issues, and/or because I posted about all of it to several well-read forums? I'll never know - but THAT was TOP-NOTCH service!

  34. You must be new here... by avronius · · Score: 2

    Couldn't help it - it's a slow Thursday. ;)

  35. Re:It is called largesse by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It has nothing to do with stock options or Greenpeace. Writing to the Steve Jobs email address (which of course does not go directly to Jobs) has long been a way of getting a bit of positive attention from Apple when their lower level organization has screwed the pooch. I've never used it myself (worst I had to do is use a firm tone with an Apple Store idio..err, genius) but a few people on Broadbandreports.com have.

    I'm sure having the address slashdotted will mean it is less useful; they'll probably stop paying attention to it for a while. Hopefully after this story blows over and volumes recede, it will continue to be a useful resource.

  36. the other way this could have played out.. by rollthelosindice · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bring macbook to local Apple store (cambridgeside galleria perhaps) instead of dealing with phone support.

    Mac genius fixes macbook the same day.

    rejoice.

  37. Sometimes, going to the top works.. by the_rajah · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've had a couple of instances. Back in 1999, I bought a new HP Pavilion desktop machine. I was on dialup at the time and it had a Rockwell chipset modem on the same card as the sound. My phone line was not the best, 28.8 was obtainable on a very dry day in August, usually 26.4 was the usual connect speed, but I had no affordable alternatives. The HP modem would connect, but the call would be dropped within a minute. The two other computers in the house with different modems could stay connected for hours. I went through HP phone support with the techs there were reading from a script blaming the phone line. One of the guys even whispered "Read between the lines." I posted to their forums for my model and had my posts deleted where I criticized the modem. Finally, I wrote a very polite letter to the, then CEO, the one before Carly, describing the problem and why it was the modem, not the phone line or my setup. I mailed it from the Midwest on a Thursday. Monday I got a call from a gentleman in the CEO's office who said that if I bought whatever modem I thought would work and sent them a copy of the receipt via fax, they would immediately cut me a check for that amount. I bought the newest USR USB modem which sold for $239.95, faxed the receipt and got a check within 4 days.

    Much more recently, I had trouble with a web site hosting company that I've had a site with for several years. They changed management and I started having serious trouble with the mail server where we have about 70 email accounts. For several days I tried to work through their phone support (Philippines - Very nice, Polite, easy to understand), but couldn't get the problem fixed with the server in Atlanta. I finally got escalated to email exchanges with a sysadmin, who wasn't getting the problem resolved either. I took a shot at guessing the email address of the CEO given that I now knew the pattern of their email addresses and got a quick response directly from him stating that I would be getting a phone call ASAP from their director of customer service and the head sysadmin. The calls came as promised and the problem got fixed quickly.

    So sometimes getting to the top guy works, but I use it sparingly as it can be overdone, too.

    --


    "Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest." - Mark Twain
  38. This is normal by chasisaac · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hate to say this . . . but this is normal.

    I have had two situations with Apple and problem laptops.

    An extended warranty iBook died a couple of weeks after warranty with the same screen problem that was covered.

    My sixteen year old wrote (hard copy) letter to Steve. A worker at Apple called him and problem resolved. No Steve did not call him. A second time, had a problem with an out of warranty book and it was fixed. However, once one works up the food chain, the letter goes along way.

    This letter was polite and nice and asking for help. No threats. No Apple hating. Just a simple request.

    Apple is the BEST company when it comes to customer service. Yes, we all have problems with first level responders. However, Apple is really good when it comes to CS.

    --
    -- A computer without Windoze is like a choclate cake without mustard
  39. Re:Personally? by maynard · · Score: 2, Informative

    I can confirm this. Apple had no idea I had BCC:d the Consumerist until was published. Then the assistant called me to say he would have preferred I had not included Mr. Jobs' email address. It was a somewhat awkward conversation. Mostly because I realized that what I had done in BCC:ing the Consumerist had no effect on the resolution and will instead cause an unnecessary headache for Apple.

    Look, I'm just a customer. I had a problem with a company and got pissed. So I tried to make a stink. But before the stinkbomb went off, the company quickly resolved my problem. And then the Consumerist published the story. I suppose I shouldn't blame the Consumerist, they're just doing their job as journalists.

    *sigh*

  40. He took care of me a couple of years back, too... by jht · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I ordered a BTO iMac G5 back in March '05, and wound up getting entirely the wrong unit (and as equipped, it was pretty much useless to me). I went through the process of getting an RMA, and they told me I'd have a replacement in a week or two (the usual build cycle then). I was OK with that, but wrote a nice e-mail to Steve asking him what the manufacturing breakdown was that let that happen, and that though I was fine with the goof, I hoped it was a rare case. I even explicitly said in the message that I wasn't expecting anything from Apple as a result - it was just to let him know it had happened, and hopefully it wouldn't be a regular problem.

    A couple of hours later, one of his assistants called me. He had all the info on exactly what had happened to that sales order, and explained the whole thing to me. The next morning, my new iMac arrived at my office around 9AM, even before the pickup was ready to go of the old one.

    --
    -- Josh Turiel
    "2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."