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IBM Says 'Couldn't Fire 150K US Workers If We Wanted To'

theodp writes "In an e-mail worthy of the Dilbert Hall of Fame, IBM execs responded to Robert X. Cringely's Project LEAN layoff rumors, reassuring employees by pointing out that they've already wiped out too many U.S. jobs to be able to lay off another 150,000. Big Blue's employment peaked around 1985, when it had about 405,000 workers who were acclimated to a long tradition of lifetime employment. IBM puts its current global workforce at 355,766, with a 'regular U.S. population' of less than 130,000."

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  1. We're Hiring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Silly Cringley! We're Hiring negative 20 thousand employees!

  2. IBM Town by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered why they don't just move all of the IBM employees and their families into one big town.

    1. Re:IBM Town by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Many years ago they did just that in Armonk, NY. Then the entire town swallowed itself.....(see the movie).

    2. Re:IBM Town by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've always wondered why they don't just move all of the IBM employees and their families into one big town.

      It's called "Bangalore".

    3. Re:IBM Town by megaditto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, at least it's not Auschwitz. You gotta be glad it hasn't come to that yet.

      Seems pretty silly that in this 21st century the billionaires can move their funds and trade across the globe in milliseconds... But the ordinary people still need some silly visa permit from the king to move their skills likewise. Trade at the post-industrial level, immigration at the Napoleonic law level?

      Kind of a sweet deal for the industry: move your production to whichever country has cheaper citizen slaves knowing the people cannot follow in kind.

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    4. Re:IBM Town by Sapphon · · Score: 1

      That's nonsensical: industry has to move their production, precisely because labour is (predominantly) immobile. If labour was fully mobile, workers from cheap-labour countries would flood to expensive-labour countries to get the better wages, leading (eventually) to equalised wages in both countries. Basic international labour economic theory - and removed from reality, of course.

      However, you seem to be suggesting that the relocation of production from a high- to a low-wage country (the "America to India" example seems to leap out) would cause people -- if they were mobile -- to follow the production i.e. move from America to India... so they can work their old job, at the new, lower market wage.

      Poppycock!

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    5. Re:IBM Town by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, how about all the high-skill "Indians" coming to the US to the higher-paying jobs? That way the company has to either 1) hire absolute crap in India or 2) Increase wages in India to attract the migrants back

      Some companies will chose 1) and eventually lose to the competition, while chosing option 2) will cause Americans to go over to India and work for those increased wages. What you'll get is [skills]*[wages] being a constant, hence no artificial incentives to outsource/offshore.

      If the skilled people are not locked into slavery, they will do what is best for them, including going for higher pay or even starting their own companies. Since here the people with the greatest wages and benifits set the standard, this leads to increased prosperity across the board. It you let Industry set the standard you get a race to the bottom we currently face. Again, we cannot let the employer dictate the lowerst wage since they would use toddlers and slaves, if they could: a controlled open-immigration policy would essentially expand the existing American labor standards to the entire world, with our standard of living to follow that expansion!

      To answer the inevitable "stealing my job" question, a properly controlled immigration is no different, or better than a high birthrate. And a properly handled high birthrate can be a great productivity boost for the country (Baby Boomers, Arbeiterjugend, etc.)

    6. Re:IBM Town by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      The idea worked so well for the Pullman Company in the past, so why not?

  3. Duh by daeg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is this evidence enough that Cringley's stuff can never appear on Slashdot ever again? He's a complete hack of a "journalist". I'd rather see blogs written by 12-year-olds than "articles" by Cringley.

    I'm ashamed that he is funded in part by non-profit funds from US taxpayers and makes a bad name for PBS in general.

    1. Re:Duh by nacturation · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is this evidence enough that Cringley's stuff can never appear on Slashdot ever again? He's a complete hack of a "journalist". I'd rather see blogs written by 12-year-olds than "articles" by Cringley. Looks like he's taken a page from Dvorak. First, incite them with a ridiculous story which generates tons of traffic. Then, post a follow-up explaining how they mischaracterized what he wrote. Rinse and repeat.
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    2. Re:Duh by daeg · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a follow up, PBS has an internal, independent ombudsman. You can contact the current ombudsman, Michael Getler, at pbs.org or call him at 703-739-5290. You can also find and contact your local PBS member station as they control your local content schedule. The less stations that maintain Cringley programming, the less likely it is that PBS will retain him, and the less relevant he becomes.

    3. Re:Duh by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have no problem with Cringley being called a hack. But like the old saying goes, even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Whether or not he's got his numbers exactly right, if you've got any doubt there are massive layoffs occuring at IBM, read the comments attached to Cringley's articles:

      http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/2007/pulpit_200 70504_002027_comments.html
      http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/2007/pulpit_200 70511_002058_comments.html

      Not to mention reports from other IBMers here:

      http://www.allianceibm.org/jobcutstatusandcomments .php

      Also, consider that IBM's employee headcount doesn't include contractors. I don't know how much including them would effect the headcount, but it's certainly by a substantial amount.

      Being an idiot doesn't necessarily preclude his occasionally being somewhere in the ballpark of the truth.

    4. Re:Duh by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One can only wish, but I wouldn't hold my breath. After all, we still see Dvorak drivel making the front page. One would have thought that after the "my idle process is hogging 95% of the CPU cycles" whine, that would have been the last any tech-savvy site ever links to Dvorak, right? Well, dream on.

      TBH, though, much as Cringely _is_ just a hack, I'd rather /. gave up on the whole class of "computer pundits" entirely. It's an easy job, and it's really about entertainment not computer expertise, ok? It's just a glorified SF version of the astrology columns in some newspapers. It just requires a thick enough skin to pretend it never happened, or that you were misunderstood, when 99% of the predictions don't come to pass. Better yet, phrase your predictions in a way that (A) gives them a time or an event, but never both, so it can't really be disproved, and (B) in the tried and tested "why X should do Y" way, so if it doesn't happen, it's obviously only because X is more stupid than you.

      Briefly, it's not just about Cringely, but the whole caste is little more than a bunch of entertainers, and not one iota more reliable than astrologers. Linking to any of them, not just Cringely, as if they actually predicted something about to happen, is akin to linking to an astrology site. "The great Mr Psychic says this is your lucky day, go do an interview for a job if you're a Capricorn. [Read more...]" No more, and no less.

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    5. Re:Duh by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Whether or not he's got his numbers exactly right, if you've got any doubt there are massive layoffs occuring at IBM...

      It appears IBM didn't dispute claims of mass layoffs either. They only discounted Cringley's numbers. IBM seems to be using Cringley's number problem as a red herring agaist the existence of coming layoffs.

    6. Re:Duh by evilviper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Being an idiot doesn't necessarily preclude his occasionally being somewhere in the ballpark of the truth.

      No, but what's the good of the analogous "stopped-clock" that is wrong most of the time? You certainly can't depend on it, so even if occasionally correct, you have no way of knowing that until after the fact, so it's completely worthless.
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    7. Re:Duh by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

      That might have been true when most clocks used hands, but in the digital age a stopped clock is just off...

    8. Re:Duh by Caradoc · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't see how IBM could fire 150,000 regular employees.

      I can easily see how they could dump that many combined regulars, long-term supplementals, and contractors.

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    9. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... Wow.

    10. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude PBS doesn't need any help looking bad. They are perfectly able to do it themselves!

    11. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get the clock offa my lawn.

    12. Re:Duh by kimvette · · Score: 1

      One would have thought that after the "my idle process is hogging 95% of the CPU cycles" whine, that would have been the last any tech-savvy site ever links to Dvorak, right?


      Did Dvorak really write that? Come on, if he did, it HAD to be tongue-in-cheek.
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    13. Re:Duh by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Outsourcing is a HUGE clock bite. :b

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    14. Re:Duh by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      So if we stop him doing his "journalism" he actually WILL be right two times a day? That's win for everyone.

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    15. Re:Duh by CanadaIsCold · · Score: 1

      There is no doubt that there are layoffs going on at IBM but by misreporting the numbers you can misrepresent the purpose. The size of layoffs that Cringely reported suggest a massive change in policy that would represent Global outsourcing all of the US Workforce. Smaller layoffs may represent departmental consolidation or response to market forces.

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    16. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Is this evidence enough that Cringley's stuff can never appear on Slashdot ever again? He's a complete hack of a "journalist".
      > I'd rather see blogs written by 12-year-olds than "articles" by Cringley.

      And so would IBM's management: their position is that they aren't firing 150,000 people - they're possibly laying off 150,000 in Canada, US, and EMEA but they're replacing them with new people from India.

      Big deal.

      Unlike most of the commenters here - I do work at IBM, and I'm very familiar with LEAN. IBM is trying to get rid of all US employees, and they are replacing them with even more ineffective employees in India.

      So, is Cringely wrong? Well, his numbers might be off by 20% - so what? Nitpicking aside, his diagnosis looks correct to me.

    17. Re:Duh by smallpaul · · Score: 1

      It appears IBM didn't dispute claims of mass layoffs either. They only discounted Cringley's numbers. IBM seems to be using Cringley's number problem as a red herring agaist the existence of coming layoffs.

      I don't really think that it is IBM's responsibility to tie their hands by promising this or that. If Cringley is wrong on the most notable and falsifiable fact of the matter then why should we believe he is right on anything?

    18. Re:Duh by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I don't really think that it is IBM's responsibility to tie their hands by promising this or that. If Cringley is wrong on the most notable and falsifiable fact of the matter then why should we believe he is right on anything?

      It was more or less stated as a guess. You can guess wrong every now and then as long as most of your guesses are right. It's too early to say in this case.

    19. Re:Duh by alshithead · · Score: 1

      "Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option."

      "Humously"?

      Typo or attempt at humor? Okay, kill my karma for being a spelling Nazi...

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    20. Re:Duh by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

      IBM seems to be using Cringley's number problem as a red herring agaist the existence of coming layoffs.

            Right. They limited it by comparing to current US regulars (130,000), but Cringely was talking worldwide and said it is also impacting contractors. And he also acknowledged it's not imminent, but a steadily continuing action.

            Anyone should know the numbers are only speculation based on whatever can be gleaned from IBM's actions. It is a not unreasonable number as a percentage of worldwide employment to attempt to either downsize off of nonprofitable contracts or move the work to India and the like.

            Also anyone who has read the IBM'ers comments to Cringely's posts these past two weeks would not see very many disagreements from people who are seeing firsthand what IBM ambiguously denies.

        rd

    21. Re:Duh by alshithead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Also, consider that IBM's employee headcount doesn't include contractors. I don't know how much including them would effect the headcount, but it's certainly by a substantial amount."

      Earlier this year I had my contract with a major bank based out of Charlotte cancelled. My boss was very sorry but as she said, "they do this every year in January or February". Hundreds, if not thousands of contract and full time employees across the world ditched every year...at the beginning of the year. They hire a lot back a couple of months later and in the mean time, whatever reports to the corporate board or stock holders look a whole lot better with that smaller head count and smaller payroll.

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    22. Re:Duh by epine · · Score: 1


      I enjoy many of Cringley's articles. I think the people who get most hot and bothered by Cringely, the Inquirer, and the Wikipedia are not managing to notice how much everyday life is an equal crock. Dvorack is a different kettle of fermented anchovies. His average column has me contemplating whether my thumbs fit into my eye sockets.

      This particular retort by Cringley has a weasel-factor to make even Dvorack blush. It's like an engineer saying oops, I didn't mean watts, I meant watt-hours, but that doesn't change my meaning; furthermore, the 1000 people who wrote in to tell me just how wrong I was fully demonstrates the validity of my original point.

    23. Re:Duh by Pedersen · · Score: 1

      "Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option." "Humously"?


      Yes, Humously. As in "Posthumously". Jeez, I've seen that sig for a long time, and it took me all of 10 seconds to get it.

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    24. Re:Duh by nametaken · · Score: 1

      I was always under the impression that he was pretty accurate, even if wildly predictive. Is he usually this far off?

  4. Firing 150k employees by InitHello · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I guess it would be kind of hard for them to fire more employees than they have...

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  5. Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by aquatone282 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Nobody

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    1. Re:Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you'll find that "security of tenure" has valid arguments for it in some situations. Perhaps you were not referring to these, but I take issue with mindless blanket statements.

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    2. Re:Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      If enough voters get screwed by offshoring, the politicians won't have long careers either. How long before people realize trading good jobs for cheaper Wallmart trinkings has big downsides? Free trade is gonna turn us all into either salesmen or Wallmart greeters.

    3. Re:Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by vertinox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure the King of France said the same thing to the angry crowd outside his palace gates.

      Of course no one owes anyone anything... But if you don't bother to take care of the people, they tend to "take care" of you. We could have quite easily became another Nazi or Communist country had FDR not instituted his New Deal reforms during the great depression. Free market capitalism works... up until a point.

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    4. Re:Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by pooh666 · · Score: 1

      Thats what my wife always tells me..

    5. Re:Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by partenon · · Score: 1

      No. Actually, the jobs will get back to US when the salaries goes down. You know, economic laws... If there are too many workers for a position, the salaries goes down. If there are few workers for a position, the salaries goes up.

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    6. Re:Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They do if they expect anything resembling employee loyalty. Pay cuts plus a murky employment future will leave you only with fair-weather employees all too willing to jump ship when a better offer comes along, ultimately making lean times leaner for the company.

      One would think that the events of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries have shown that the company needs its employees as much as the employees need the company, if not moreso.

      A cynical approach to hiring only nets you cynical employees.

    7. Re:Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      We could have quite easily became another Nazi or Communist country had FDR not instituted his New Deal reforms during the great depression. The New Deal didn't do jack shit but saddle us with a lot of goldilocks-type government programs that barged in and won't go away. FDR and his pals were just throwing everything plus the kitchen sink at the economy, trying to make something good happen. The thing that actually kept the US from collapsing into some fascist/socialist hell was the massive industrial mobilization of WW2.
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    8. Re:Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      If anything, the New Deal aggravated the Depression (and Roosevelt's 'court-packing' threat led to our current disturbing increase in federal power). Then again, with WW2, we paid a hell of a lot more into it (in both money and lives) than we ever got out of it. (It was the last war we unquestionably 'won', but we overthrew bloodthirsty dictators in Berlin and Tokyo just to see them crop up in Moscow and Beijing).

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    9. Re:Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      But didn't you get the memo? We can suspend economic laws by government fiat now!

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    10. Re:Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anything, the New Deal aggravated the Depression (and Roosevelt's 'court-packing' threat led to our current disturbing increase in federal power). Then again, with WW2, we paid a hell of a lot more into it (in both money and lives) than we ever got out of it.

      Well, now that you've so rigorously disproven the two widely claimed causes of the economic regrowth, what would you say did get us out of the Depression?

    11. Re:Nobody Owes You a Job for Life by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      No. Actually, the jobs will get back to US when the salaries goes down. You know, economic laws... If there are too many workers for a position, the salaries goes down. If there are few workers for a position, the salaries goes up.

      Actually it is pushing us into sales and marketing careers, since raw tech cannot be our comparative advantages with our cost of living. It is screwing techies for the benefit of marketers. It might not be a zero-sum game, but it will feel like it to techies.

  6. "they've already wiped out too many" by Thaidog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yep sure did. Including my job to cheap out sourced labor at $16hr to people who know absolutely nothing about computers. Thanks IBM... morons.

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    1. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      $16/hr?! I'll work for that!

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    2. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

      I'll work for $12/hr. CS degree from Carnegie Mellon is barely worth the paper its written on. Everyone wants experience.

    3. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by Falladir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope you realize that there's a catch-22 preventing me from sympathizing with you, because it's impossible for IBM to have victimized you without repercussion. If IBM was wrong to let you go (i.e. if the $16/hour guy does a lousy job) then they'll hurt for it (a repercussion). If they were right to let you go, and your job can be done for $16/hour, then they haven't victimized you, they've just been responded to a force in the market.

      That said, I hope you find a good new job, and I hope they didn't try to screw you out of part of your severence package.

    4. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by LordNimon · · Score: 1
      A recent CS degree from CMU and you can't find a job? Then you either:
      1. Have a really low GPA.
      2. Have *zero* social skills (not surprising for a CMU student).
      3. Insist on working on a location that doesn't have a software industry.
      I just read an article today about how recent graduates are being snapped up left and right, even liberal arts majors, with most receiving multiple offers. Bookings at job fairs are at record levels. Graduates are getting huge signing bonuses. If you can't get a job, then it means that there's something wrong with *you*.
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    5. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      take a non-CS job but get into a hot open source project in your hobby time, then put a couple years of that on your resume

    6. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A recent CS degree from CMU and you can't find a job? Then you either:

      1. Have a really low GPA.
      2. Have *zero* social skills (not surprising for a CMU student).
      3. Insist on working on a location that doesn't have a software industry


      4. Are trying to find a CS job in Pittsburgh, a city that does have a software industry, but also has a ton of unis churning out the degrees.

    7. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      then they haven't victimized you, they've just been responded to a force in the market.

      These are not mutually exclusive. Our huge trade deficit is a political issue created by international corporations who want to do things their way and hire top lobbyists to get it. The huge trade deficit is not good for Americans, but the international corporations don't give a sh8t.

      (By the way, maybe IBM hired 2 guys at $14/hr to do the job of one American at $30. Even if the replacement is lousy, they get an extra one to clean up the first one's booboo's. They thus would save 2 bucks.)

    8. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody wants experience because a university degree usually means very little. Granted, CMU is a great school (and I wish I'd gone there), but it's still a big risk to hire somebody with no real-world experience.

      If you're good, come to Buffalo. It's very difficult to find competent people here.

    9. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      If you whore yourself out to work for anything less than $20/hr, you're farking the rest of us over, n00b... :P

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    10. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by notamisfit · · Score: 1
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    11. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by etnu · · Score: 1

      You think pittsburgh has a significant software industry? Are you high or something? If you want a good job, and have a CS degree, and aren't completely retarded, move to Silicon Valley. You will get a job within a month. Once there, work at the company you get hired at for a year or two. Now you'll never have trouble getting hired elsewhere again.

    12. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by Josh+Triplett · · Score: 1

      If you want a good job, and have a CS degree, and aren't completely retarded, move to Silicon Valley.


      Or Silicon Forest, particularly if you want to work on Free and Open Source Software.
    13. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good points, but when Microsoft cut my job to oursource it my customers suffered greatly. I still work for Microsoft but I had to apply for another job. I now make less than half what I did for much harder work and work that is even more profitable for Microsoft. I still run into a few of my old customers, and they're suffering with the poor job that the low paid nearly illiterate morons that Microsoft hired. So yes Microsoft is just responding to a "force in the market," but it still bothers me to see people I know suffer just so Microsoft can make a few percentage points more money.

      With that said, I'm waiting on an interview at Google in Kirkland. With the money Google has it's going to be years before they start screwing customers and employees to make a few more cents. When they start doing that,if I'm not retired by that time then,I will move on again.

    14. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by partenon · · Score: 1

      "Know absolutely nothing about computers"... Dude, you are wrong... Not to be rude, but with US$ 16hr you can hire an architect in India which probably knows more than you :-)

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    15. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by partenon · · Score: 1

      And you wonder why jobs are going to India...

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    16. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by partenon · · Score: 1

      If your old customers are suffering that much, why don't they hire another consulting company?

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    17. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "And you wonder why jobs are going to India..."

      Seriously, we thought it was good old fashion greed ?

      Want to enlighten us, Oh Enlightened nation of the Untouchables ?

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    18. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      move to Silicon Valley. You will get a job within a month. Once there, work at the company you get hired at for a year or two. Now you'll never have trouble getting hired elsewhere again.

      Yep, and if he saves his pennies from flipping burgers for a decade while he pays off his loans, he might even be able to afford that first month's rent.

    19. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Know absolutely nothing about computers"... Dude, you are wrong... Not to be rude, but with US$ 16hr you can hire an architect
      > in India which probably knows more than you :-)

      No you can't:
      1. That $16/hr covers more than just salary - it covers hr, training, facility space, benefits, etc, etc, etc. The employee would be lucky to get $5/hr
      2. The cost of indian labor keeps increasing - and IBM pays the worst. So, they get mostly just trainees - that leave at the earliest possible point (I think 12 months).
      3. There aren't many architects in India - unless you want an architect with less than 3 years in IT.

    20. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by Falladir · · Score: 1

      This issue is one of the reasons it's important to fight vendor lock-in. If there were no vendor lock-in, your former customers would have taken their business elsewhere. They must be locked in if they're putting up with incompetent representatives.

    21. Re:"they've already wiped out too many" by partenon · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can :-)
      The original point was that the job was outsourced to someone else for 16hr, so, it is possible *and companies are doing that*.

      The same costs you presented are valid for jobs anywhere in the world, including US. Also, there are lot of stories here in /. about fresh people from university who don't want to start from the beginning. They want to start as architects. So, US have the same problem as you pointed to India: architects with no experience :-)

      There are certainly more experienced architects in US, but there are also more job offerings (so, less experienced architects available for hire).

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  7. IBM Global Services New Tasks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Recently IBM Global Services has been fighing for its life on many fronts especially when they are competing with IBM Partners.
    It used to be the case that the Sales Execs didn't care where the revenue comes from. Partner or GS it didn;t matter. Now GS is walking all over Partners in attemts to wrest business away from partners and as a consequence several partners I work with are getting right pissed off.
    Once the quote/order info get put onto the Internal Siebel System, it becomes visible to GS who then walk mob handed into the Parner and take the biz away from the partner.

    I see this as a last ditch attempt to save their jobs. Therefore IMHO a reduction in GS headcount is long overdue.
    There are a lot of really good people in GS but the metrics in which they are having to work are awful. Many are good ones voting with their feet leaving the dross.
    This ends up with the customers suffering as the people left in GS to actually deliver the solution can't.

    This is nothing new. I saw this 10+ years go in DEC with their services division. It got even worse when Compaq came in a bought the show. Try fitting a services business model into a volume PC business model. They just don't fit.

    Just my 2$ worth.

    1. Re:IBM Global Services New Tasks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oof. IBM use Siebel internally? Poor schmucks.

  8. You Miss the Point: Hire Plus Fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    What Cringely is saying is that IBM will both fire and hire, resulting in minimal change to the number of employed robots. IBM will fire the highly paid employees in Europe and the USA and will hire cheap labor in India and elsewhere.

    So, Cringely's scenario is entirely plausible. IBM could fire 150,000 Western employees and hire 130,000 Chinese and Indian employees. Certainly, most outsourcing work is in India. So, putting the core of Global Services in India makes economic sense.

    I am a former IBM employee. When I was axed in a layoff in 2003, I had worked at IBM for about 2 years after just graduating from college. Upon receiving my pink slip, I visited the job fair at my old college and saw a big IBM table recruiting new employees. IBM was hiring and firing on the same day.

  9. It IS reassuring... by ebcdic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... because it shows that Cringely's claim is not based on real IBM figures.

    1. Re:It IS reassuring... by k1980pc · · Score: 1

      It is still possible,at least theoretically, to arrive at that figure if you consider the count of contractors with IBM at any given point.
      That said, I still think he grabbed the figures from thin air...

  10. The dollar is dropping. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Americans are getting poorer and cheaper. They're 25% cheaper than just a couple of years ago. The urgency to outsource to cost effective workforces is reducing.

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    1. Re:The dollar is dropping. by RexRhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Americans are getting cheaper in the very very short term... but how are Americans poorer? Americans are consuming goods and services at record levels. American have far more goods and services today than they did in the 1950s, 1960s, 1970s. Home ownership is at an all time high. Unemployment is low.

      Are you using some wierd definition of "poor" that I don't understand?

    2. Re:The dollar is dropping. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He probably means "level of disposable income", and we used to have a lot more of it than we do now. A lot of people are spending money that they shouldn't be spending in order to maintain whatever lifestyle to which they are accustomed. "Unemployment is low" is meaningless if you don't account for type of employment: the fact that more of us are gainfully employed in lower-level, lower-paying jobs is not good. A much better metric would be the level of personal savings, and that is not a pretty picture either. Too many people are barely getting by and don't have anything left to put away for a rainy day.

      Worse yet, many of those goods and services of which you speak are being paid for out of funds that, in previous generations, would have been saved or invested, not squandered. We've been convinced, as a people, that spending every dime to "stimulate the economy" is somehow good. We certainly are stimulating the economy ... China's economy. We'd be better off dropping our cell phones, cable TV and satellite dishes, buying less useless crap at Wal-Mart, forgetting that V8-powered SUV this time around, and saving that money or investing in American manufacturing.

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    3. Re:The dollar is dropping. by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Americans are consuming goods and services at record levels.

      Actually, no. Plus, quality-made goods are becoming far scarcer - so that appliance that once lasted for 10 to 20 years, now usually lasts under 1 year - but costs the same or higher. Ditto services....

    4. Re:The dollar is dropping. by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, that is incorrect. The outsourcing (or more accurately, offshoring) has increased exponentially and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. As long as there are traitorous Americans - who will do anything to screw their fellow citizens for a cheaper dollar - then give that dollar to the Chinese government to view the preserved remains of murdered Chinese dissidents (the Bodies Exhibition) - the offshoring shall continue. Boy oh boy, are those Chinese getting the last laugh (their elites, that is...).

    5. Re:The dollar is dropping. by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Disposable income is actually decreasing in both US and UK. As you have correctly noted, people are buying more and more, but this by borrowing more and more. I do not know the exact US numbers, though I know that they are ahead of the UK on that one. AFAIK, the average unsecured debt per household is now approaching the average salary which is outright scary. All it takes is a percentage point or two of interest rate increase and this house of cards will go tits up.

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    6. Re:The dollar is dropping. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please name a couple. Are you saying that things are more expensive over the lifetime of the product?

    7. Re:The dollar is dropping. by RexRhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He probably means "level of disposable income", and we used to have a lot more of it than we do now. Consumption of goods and services in increasing. Clearly, people have much more disposable income now than they did in the past. Have you ever talked to people about what life was like in the 1950s, or 1960s? Chances are they didn't have 2 cars, a TV in every room, and didn't eat out 3 nights a week, like your typical middle class family now. The kids didn't have a bedroom filled with toys like they do now.

      "Unemployment is low" is meaningless if you don't account for type of employment: the fact that more of us are gainfully employed in lower-level, lower-paying jobs is not good. Are you telling me that a higher proportion of workers where educated professionals back in the 1950s, or 1960s, or 1970s, than today? You are very mistaken!

      A much better metric would be the level of personal savings, and that is not a pretty picture either. Too many people are barely getting by and don't have anything left to put away for a rainy day. That is a social change, that has nothing to do with free-trade. Making consumer goods MORE EXPENSIVE by banning their import most likely would reduce savings, not increase savings (as people would spend way more money in order to maintain the same standard of living).

      We'd be better off dropping our cell phones, cable TV and satellite dishes, buying less useless crap at Wal-Mart, forgetting that V8-powered SUV this time around, and saving that money or investing in American manufacturing. U.S. manufacturing output is at an all time high. The U.S. manufactures more goods now than they ever did. The U.S. exports more goods and services now than they ever have. A trade imbalance (we buy more than we sell) does not mean that the U.S. doesn't manufacture stuff.

      However, enviornmental laws, liability obligations, and high labor costs make many types of manufacturing impossible inside the U.S... Restricting imports of those goods would not mean that those goods would be produced in the U.S., it would simply mean that we wouldn't have those goods. You would put the people working at the Best Buy out of work selling Chinese DVD players, but you wouldn't create any jobs making DVD players in the U.S., because making consumer electronics in the U.S. is not possible legally or economicly.
    8. Re:The dollar is dropping. by etnu · · Score: 1

      Very few "tech" companies are outsourcing. Non-tech companies (banks and the like) are outsourcing, but they've been outsourcing for decades. Banks aren't tech companies, and it's not unreasonable to expect that they'd pay an outside firm for their technical needs. "Tech" companies do, however, have facilities all over the world. Microsoft, Google. Yahoo, etc. all have huge businesses in India. Unfortunately for the nay-sayers, the Indians are too busy working on products for the Indian market, and (surprise, surprise!) they're having trouble finding qualified people to work in India! The job market for people with useful skills and a proven track record in the U.S. is great. Post a resume on monster or hotjobs that says that you know web technologies and you will be fielding multiple offers within a few days. Yeah, I know -- there isn't a good market for jobs if all the skills you have are C++ and Java. Tough shit! How do you think the FORTRAN and COBOL developers were feeling in 1995?

    9. Re:The dollar is dropping. by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I'll give you a couple of examples. Ten years ago I could get a pair of New Balance shoes that would last me five years before I absolutely must get a new pair. Today, a pair of New Balance shoes may last 18 months at the most. I could get a manual typewriter 20 years ago that would last ten years. Today, the same manual typewriter is so poorly made I'm not sure it will last a year. Why worry about long-lasting quality when you can keep pumping out cheaper replacements every year.

    10. Re:The dollar is dropping. by megaditto · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most people don't demand the shoes that last years, so the market responds to the demand by offering a lower cost lower quality product. For me, keeping shoes for five years is not a big plus since my feet sweat and my sneakers start to stink after several months, so today I save much more money on my shoes than I would 20 years ago.

      Today you can get a computer that will serve you much better than an olden typewriter, for half the cost.

      I saw an old add for an electronic watch: the cheapest was about $50; today they are basically free.

      You can get a TV for $70 bucks that's the same screen size but better colors, functions, and remote, whereas 20 years ago you would have a hard time even finding a crappy TV for under $400. Also consider that the $70 TV is more like a $20 TV in the inflation-adjusted dollars.

      Today's stuff you are supposed to throw out and not repair. This is the price you pay for compact design and other cost-cutting measures such as automated or low-skill line production (seven layers of circuit boards can fit in one laptop what was formerly housed in a closet, though it's now hell to repair). Valve radios lasted decades (my uncle still listens to one) but costed 100 times the IC version of today (that fits in your pocket), I can repair my uncle's radio and I cannot even look at the circuit of mine, but that's the price you pay for low cost and portability.

      Sorry to go off on a rant like that but the "good ol' day" people really piss me off, maybe because I remember my poor parents thinking about buying a washer or a TV or a hoover as a major investment.

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    11. Re:The dollar is dropping. by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Today you can get a computer that will serve you much better than an olden typewriter, for half the cost.

      The crappy manual typewriter that I bought a few months ago cost me $100. (I'm planning to write a novel and annoy my neighbors from my balcony this summer.) So where are these $50 computers you're talking about? Are they as nice as my sexy black MacBook? ;)

      Sorry to go off on a rant like that but the "good ol' day" people really piss me off, maybe because I remember my poor parents thinking about buying a washer or a TV or a hoover as a major investment.

      It used to be that some purchases were treated as a major investment as most people only had cash. So buying a washer, TV or vacuum cleaner was a big deal. These days you just charge it on your credit card since credit is so freely available and companies don't have to worry about making products for the long term future.

    12. Re:The dollar is dropping. by mikael · · Score: 1

      Very true, for every 0.5% increase in mortgage rates, the buy-to-let rents (student market) go up by around 50 pounds/month. And that simply gets passed onto student debt to be paid off some time in the distant future.

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    13. Re:The dollar is dropping. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crappy typewriter I used in college cost me $500. Today you can get a cheap PC for as low as $100 (Walmart used to sell those with linux on, but they pulled them last year for some reason). A decent new windows PC from a good manufacturer, with a warranty, will set you back $250 -- check out HPshopping.com around Thanksgiving or Christmas, for some reason they increase the prices in spring and late summer).

    14. Re:The dollar is dropping. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Are you using some wierd definition of "poor" that I don't understand?

      Perhaps. I expect he means "working poor", ie: Those who are (usually) able to hold their own for basic living expenses (clothing, food, shelter, transportation) but are unable to afford luxuries (houses, cars, savings). The "working poor" has increased as house prices have skyrocketed and left many in apartments that leave them no future hope of having an investment. Yes, there's the old saw of apartments being cheap enough you can safe for the future, but how many of us do? Yes, that one guy that's going to reply will tell me he does. Good for him. The rest of us end up using a house as an investment.

      >Home ownership is at an all time high

      Due to backloaded mortgages that are now exploding in many people's faces.

      >Unemployment is low.

      Unemployment considers only those who currently have no job and are looking for work. There are many that are only skilled enough to earn $2.13 per hour in the US. Some of them choose welfare over a job as it pays better (they are not counted). There are also many working for $6.50 per hour who hope to earn as high as $8.00 when they retire. They are also not counted. Although, in all honesty, they should be, as while they are either employed or not looking for work, neither of them is living above desperate poverty.

      In the 50s - 70s house prices were much less than they are now, adjusted for wages at the time. This is a very useful set of data as it shows the ease of which the poorest people in the nation could make the most expensive purchase the average person in the nation makes.

      Example, using info from these two sites.

      1963 - House prices are 14,400 times minimum wage.
      1970 - House prices are 16,137 times minimum wage.
      1980 - House prices are 20,838 times minimum wage.
      1990 - House prices are 32,342 times minimum wage.
      2000 - House prices are 32,815 times minimum wage.

      They're only worse today. I wouldn't be surprised if the number surpassed 50,000 times minimum wage now. That's 30 years of straight labour at minimum wage to own a house, with not a cent for anything else. With expenses at the bank reccomended 2/3 of your salary, that's 90 years of straight labour. With today's pay, unless you earn at least 2 times minimum wage, it is literally impossible for you to own a home no matter how much effort you put into it. This isn't considering mortgages, which make that 90 years into 200+ years. That's a family with FOUR people earning to make the mortgage payments. Another TWO would need to employed to earn enough to clothe and feed the rest of the family. [At least Muslims have it right by allowing up to 8 wives, that would give enough income to afford to live at minimum wage in a house in the US]. In the 1960s, however, it was possible for anyone to own a home if they were willing to put effort into it.

      This is what he means by poor. Unable to own that which is customary for most others to own. Considering minimum wage puts you mathematically unable to own a home, and a vast amount of Americans earn this, they are poor.

    15. Re:The dollar is dropping. by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      Well, uh, maybe they should aim for something a little bit higher than minimum wage? I dunno, maybe pay attention in school or something?

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    16. Re:The dollar is dropping. by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      You know, the gold bugs have been trying to tell you people this for about a century now.

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    17. Re:The dollar is dropping. by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it's all the fault of the corporations. The shadow groups controlling our schools and drug supplies conspire to keep people too stupid to handle more than pushing picture buttons on a McDonald's register so they can have a large group of dissatisfied people who can't afford to spend any money and therefore cannot support the corporations. It's brilliant.

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    18. Re:The dollar is dropping. by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      I know tons of people who love their 50-60 year old stoves which are still going strong with no signs of stopping. I love mine. Same goes for many other categories of appliance: washers, dryers, etc. I don't need features. I need them to perform a fairly basic operation upon the material world - burn natural gas, wash, dry, etc.

      Now, I know there is demand for appliances with lots of buttons that break after a year, but given the number of people I know who are into classic cars and appliances, I find it more believable that manufacturers realized there was more profit to be made in selling cheap, flimsy products than durable ones. That whole, "Well, demand drives production, blah blah blah" line is, itself, very old-fashioned. These days, you decide what people want, then use marketing and advertising to convince people it's what they should buy. Or have you never heard of a Happy Meal?

    19. Re:The dollar is dropping. by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      Consumption of goods and services in increasing. Clearly, people have much more disposable income now than they did in the past. Have you ever talked to people about what life was like in the 1950s, or 1960s? Chances are they didn't have 2 cars, a TV in every room, and didn't eat out 3 nights a week, like your typical middle class family now. The kids didn't have a bedroom filled with toys like they do now.
      I want to look at this, let's see, where to begin.

      Consumption of goods and services in increasing. Clearly, people have much more disposable income now than they did in the past.

      Debt financed consumption does not count as disposable income. Of course, debt financed consumption must eventually come to an end, so we'll see. Some people have been using ridiculous credit instruments to finance a lifestyle outside of what they could ever possible afford.

      Have you ever talked to people about what life was like in the 1950s, or 1960s? Chances are they didn't have 2 cars, a TV in every room, and didn't eat out 3 nights a week, like your typical middle class family now. The kids didn't have a bedroom filled with toys like they do now.

      None of that stuff matters. The only important things are:

      1. How much was money worth in those days compared to today? Worth being determined not by the amount of worthless consumer junk you can buy, but by it's value versus common commodities.

      2. How much was the average working class salary in todays dollars?

      3. How much consumer debt were people carrying?

      4. How much savings in todays value of money did the average person have (in various age groups, the average 30 year old, for instance)?

      I want to let people draw their own conclusions. I have an opinion on what those conclusions should be, but I'll keep them to myself for now.

      Well, except for one thing; I believe that the American economy jumped out of a Tech Bubble into a Housing Bubble, and that the Housing Bubble is in the process of ending. I'm not alone..

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    20. Re:The dollar is dropping. by cetialphav · · Score: 1

      Disposable income is actually decreasing in both US and UK.

      Where do you get this data? I can find no actual evidence of this. The US Department of Commerce's Bureau of Economic Activity says that disposable income has increased every year since 1990 (see here).

      The rest of your post discusses the savings rate, but that is separate from disposable income. It is true that personal savings has declined in 2005 and 2006. My guess would be that the recent mortgage difficulties are a major factor behind that.

      There are lots of posts here complaining how things are getting worse and worse, but it is never backed up with any evidence. The actual data shows an extremely robust economy that is benefitting both corporations and workers. Is there anything that will make these people happy?

    21. Re:The dollar is dropping. by Baldrson · · Score: 1

      The "weird" definition of "poor" is called low net assets -- and it is "weird" only to psychotics, idiots and "think tank" economists.

    22. Re:The dollar is dropping. by Orbital+Sander · · Score: 1

      1. How much was money worth in those days compared to today? Worth being determined not by the amount of worthless consumer junk you can buy, but by it's value versus common commodities.

      There was a very interesting and somewhat disconcerting article in in the Harvard Magazine last year. Yes, families are earning more, but we're working more and harder for it, and running higher risks. The inflation-adjusted median income has actually gone down since the 1970s. Makes me want to whip out Quicken and stare at my financials.

    23. Re:The dollar is dropping. by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. Actually, YES. Are you seriously implying that people bought more stuff in the 50s, or 60s, or 70s, or even 80s, than they do now?

      Plus, quality-made goods are becoming far scarcer - so that appliance that once lasted for 10 to 20 years, now usually lasts under 1 year - but costs the same or higher. Ditto services.... What appliances don't last 10 or 20 years nowadays? I have never had a non-computer-peripheral appliance go bad, ever.
    24. Re:The dollar is dropping. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Really? I've had several TVs die in that length of time, and my mom just replaced a broken VCR.

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    25. Re:The dollar is dropping. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I know tons of people who love their 50-60 year old stoves which are still going strong with no signs of stopping. I love mine. Same goes for many other categories of appliance: washers, dryers, etc. I don't need features. I need them to perform a fairly basic operation upon the material world - burn natural gas, wash, dry, etc.


      Bingo! I bought my electric stove in 1989 - at a used appliance store. I suspect it's older than most of the posters here! But it still works. Nothing fancy. No timers, buzzers, or internet connectivity. But it does a great job of heating my crappy cooking.
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    26. Re:The dollar is dropping. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things are 'cheap' by design because competitive mass production reduces margins to thin amounts that can only be sustained if the high demand is sustained (this is also why businesses are so eager to transform the Chinese and Indian economies, since it will provide a gold rush of sales opportunities) and the demand cannot be met simply by population growth. Without consistent levels of demand large factories become unprofitable, and previously efficient manufacturers hemorrhage money and per unit costs skyrocket.

      This is also motivating the increasing desire to convert software from a product into a service, because after software saturates a market only increasingly useful new releases (an endeavor often plagued by diminishing returns) can compete with previous installations, while being paid indefinitely for a service is a guaranteed paycheck.

    27. Re:The dollar is dropping. by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Sorry to go off on a rant like that but the "good ol' day" people really piss me off, maybe because I remember my poor parents thinking about buying a washer or a TV or a hoover as a major investment.

      Another thing obviously missing is critical thinking skills - especially if yahoos like megaditto believes were are in "future" times - the USA has been in a chronic state of retrogression and de-evolution for quite some time now....

    28. Re:The dollar is dropping. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, my friend, seem to be missing them critical spelling skills.

      But hey, at least back it the day you wouldn't be the one riding at the back of the bus.

  11. How many plants can they close? by Cassini2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I used to work at a company, where the standing joke at headquarters was if a plant (factory) did anything wrong, they would close it. The big boss would say: "Either they make target, or I'm going to close the plant!" Of course, the targets were completely unrealistic, so the next meeting would be: "Well close the plant dammit!!! Close the plant!"

    The people at HQ would keep a running tally of how many divisions (plants) were closed that week. 15 plant closures was a bad week, as the company only had 13 plants. At one point, things got so bad they had to purchase a few more plants to make up for the plants they really did close. I'm glad I'm not working for that company anymore.

    Yes, it is possible for management to discuss closing more plants than they have, and to fire more employees than they have hired ...

  12. Look on the bright side by Ritorix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IBM stock has reached a 52-week high and is set to go higher. After a quick look, it seems the job cuts are a balance vs their investments in future growth. Gotta have good quarters and making the Street happy.

    1. Re:Look on the bright side by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 1

      IBM stock has reached a 52-week high and is set to go higher. After a quick look, it seems the job cuts are a balance vs their investments in future growth. Gotta have good quarters and making the Street happy.

      Um, look a little closer at those results for the quarter. They're largely the result of taking advantage of exchange rates due to a weak dollar. As per the stock price increase, that's largely due to raising the dividend to $.40 a share (from $.30), and announcing a massive stock buy back plan, both tactics known for making Wall Street very happy. Unfortunately, they do nothing to increase the bottom line.

    2. Re:Look on the bright side by Ritorix · · Score: 1

      IBM is hardly the only company taking advantage of exchange rates. As a global company, they can and should reposition jobs to whichever region has the advantage. This will be an ongoing trend as developing countries mature and rates shift.

    3. Re:Look on the bright side by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 1

      IBM is hardly the only company taking advantage of exchange rates. As a global company, they can and should reposition jobs to whichever region has the advantage. This will be an ongoing trend as developing countries mature and rates shift.

      I'm not talking about shifting jobs, I'm talking about how many units of a foreign currency a dollar will buy. Since the dollar is relatively weak now, when profits earned in foreign countries are converted into dollars they can appear to be increased, when all that's occured is that the foreign currencies will purchase more dollars. Since IBM reports it's earnings in dollars, a weak dollar is making their results appear more optimistic than they actually are.

    4. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cutting workforce almost always causes the shares to get higher price. The same with outsourcing and offshoring plans. Usually this is short term situation.
      Whether this is the case in IBM remain to be seen. //

    5. Re:Look on the bright side by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

      I respectfully disagree. What corporations should be doing is keeping their *shareholders* happy, not Wall St. These "analysts" who probably couldn't make it in the real world if they had to, tout "whisper numbers" and other nonsense to pump up or down (all they want is volatility) for their employers (the investment firms). Screw having good quarters, blah blah blah. What should be happening is doing what is right for the business and everything else will follow.

      There are many corporations in Europe that have been around for hundreds of years. I am pretty sure the lines of business they are in today are probably different from when they started. What hasn't changed, though, is that management does what is right for the company (otherwise they wouldn't have lasted this long).

      I don't see things changing for the better though for the majority of corporations here in the US unfortunately. Executive management is only looking out for their own bank accounts, and the employees, shareholders, and customers can take a leap off the bridge.

  13. IBM/Amazon patent dispute by tcopeland · · Score: 1

    Looks like IBM is getting some money from Amazon (via thenewsroom) to settle some patent disputes, maybe they can hang on to a few of those employees after all....

  14. In defense of Cringely by Angelwrath · · Score: 4, Informative

    I find it interesting that people have clung to the "US" bit so much that they feel the need to point out that IBM doesn't have 150k US employees, instead of pointing out that IBM does have well over 300,000 workers internationally, which is more relevant.

    I worked at Nortel Networks, a company that had 105k - 110k employees in 2001. In the first 4 months of 2001 the company fired 27k people. In the rest of the 8 months of the year, they fired another 26k people. They fired even more in 2002. Overall, the company fired 57,000 people, over half the company.

    IBM has 150k people to fire, and it can do so with ease. The "US" reference is irrelevant, since even 50,000 US workers would be a huge amount of people, but possible.

    As for Cringely, he isn't a journalist. He's never claimed to be one, and his 9 years of weekly articles speaks to this. Cringely is a tech insider and writer who writes about interesting topics, and wrote this article not to report it, but in the hopes that IBM employees, and the publicity his articles garner, could help to prevent IBM from making a mistake. And he is right to do so - at Nortel the CEO wiped out half the company and walked away with a 9-figure compensation for inducing mass unemployment and wiping out billions of value and spinoff value when the tech sector of the TSE crashed.

    The effects of 150k layoffs in the US would be very bad, and that's what he hopes to stop, because the way they do it is slow and steady, and if people don't figure it out ahead of time, they find out when it's too late. So in that respect, his article is very worthwhile and commendable.

    1. Re:In defense of Cringely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it interesting that people have clung to the "US" bit so much that they feel the need to point out that IBM doesn't have 150k US employees, instead of pointing out that IBM does have well over 300,000 workers internationally, which is more relevant.

      More relevant ... to whom? The article was about IBM's US layoffs, to say that something else is "more relevant" makes me think you're the CEO of IBM.

    2. Re:In defense of Cringely by khallow · · Score: 1

      As for Cringely, he isn't a journalist. He's never claimed to be one, and his 9 years of weekly articles speaks to this. Cringely is a tech insider and writer who writes about interesting topics, and wrote this article not to report it, but in the hopes that IBM employees, and the publicity his articles garner, could help to prevent IBM from making a mistake.

      Journalist in other words.
    3. Re:In defense of Cringely by Angelwrath · · Score: 1

      On occasion, Cringely is a journalist, yes. Maybe one in ten articles he writes is journalism, and to be fair his newer content is more journalistic because after 9 years, he has told many of his insider stories. But journalists are supposed to be impartial (no jokes about Fox News please), and Cringely never makes that claim, and reveals his opinions frequently. So I'd classify his stories more as op-ed at best.

      There are plenty of bloggers that write interesting stories that aren't accused of being journalists, so why single out this blogger and hold him to a standard that he doesn't hold himself to?

    4. Re:In defense of Cringely by Angelwrath · · Score: 1



      Maybe, but then I wouldn't be claiming to be a Nortel employee. :)

  15. Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All too often the people who say as you have either 1) have a job from which they haven't been fired, or 2) fire their "inferiors" and need a maxim to assuage the guilt over the damage theyt've done, or 3) are sociapaths who really don't deserve jobs.

    As they say in reality television: "You're fired". Two years from now when the market turns up, you'll wait in line to hear the potential employers in your field say "If you had been good; you wouldn't have been let go. Someone would have hired you." and ask, "Are you an alcoholic?"

    I haven't had the above said to me, but I've heard accounts from many others. They weren't alcoholics. They chose the wrong initial employer. That is their only "sin".

    You should expect a job and expect to be retained; if you do the work assigned. You shouldn't be promoted, but you should be retained. What's happening now is that even those who do good work are not retained and treated like dirt if retained.

    1. Re:Good. by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1

      You should expect a job and expect to be retained; if you do the work assigned.

      This is the problem with globalization. Congress should act now to stop companies from off-shoring jobs and get rid of the H1B visa workers. Keep American jobs for Americans even if it means our products are more expensive than those from other countries. Ban importation of products made by companies in countries that employ sub-standard labor at ridiculously low wages like China, Korea, and Vietnam. That's not enough though... we need Americans to collectively stick together and pledge to only buy American-made products! It doesn't matter if they're more expensive and maybe even inferior, this is a fight for our very survival as a superpower.
    2. Re:Good. by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      This isn't survival; this is slitting your wrists to get a poison out of your bloodstream. All some scheme like this will end up doing is raising costs across the board. People will get paid more, but that extra money isn't going to do them any good. Not to mention the inevitable labor shortages precluding us getting a new car, TV set, etc..

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  16. As an IBMer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...I do know that some American jobs are currently being moved to India. I also know that some Indian jobs are currently being moved to the states. In an industry like this, nothing stays the same for long, and things are always being moved around. A prediction like 'IBM is going to move around some jobs around' is too vague to be meaningful. And one that says they are going to move overseas more jobs than they currently have is too dumb to be worth repeating.

  17. Bah! by Chas · · Score: 1

    Just send a preemptive pink slip strike in on all the prospective employees.

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  18. The top 40 people at IBM by gelfling · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Were compensated damn close to 800 million dollars last year if not more. I hope all the Libertarians here starve in the freezing cold this year.

    1. Re:The top 40 people at IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were compensated damn close to 800 million dollars last year if not more. I hope all the Libertarians here starve in the freezing cold this year.

      Absolutely... because as we all know, nobody ever starved in the freezing cold under socialism.

  19. Also on his numbers... by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That 130,000 number is total US employees. Cringely's previous estimate supposedly just included Global Services employees, which only represents a fraction of the total workforce. So if we assume half of all US IBM employees work for global services, that still means IBM needs to hire 85,000 new employees before his estimate is even mathematically possible.

    This whole thing reminds me of a scene from the South Park episode, "Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow".

    Reporter: Tom, I'm currently ten miles outside of Beaverton, unable to get inside the town proper. We do not have any reports of fatalities yet, but we believe that the death toll may be in the hundreds of millions. Beaverton has only a population of about eight thousand, Tom, so this would be quite devastating.
    Anchor: Any word on how the survivors in the town are doing, Mitch?
    Reporter: We're not sure what exactly is going on inside the town of Beaverton, uh Tom, but we're reporting that there's looting, raping, and yes, even acts of cannibalism.
    Anchor: My God, you've, you've actually seen people looting, raping and eating each other?
    Reporter: No, no, we haven't actually seen it Tom, we're just reporting it.

    Isn't journalism so much more fun when you don't have to worry about those damn things called 'facts'?

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  20. Some new terms for your lexicon by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    We said when we released 1Q results we would be putting in place a series of actions to address cost issues in our U.S. strategic outsourcing business. We have undertaken efforts toward that, and recently implemented a focused resource reduction in the U.S. While any such reduction is difficult for those employees affected, these actions are well within the scope of our ongoing workforce rebalancing efforts.

    I dunno, if I ever get "resource reduced" or "workforce balanced" I'll probably still feel like I was laid off.

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  21. IBM will lay off about 350k employees worldwide by etnu · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...as they go out of business over the next decade. IBM has lately become nothing more than an overpriced version of Infosys. Their tech innovation has died, and the only worthwhile projects that they're still involved in are their open source contributions. Tech companies simply shouldn't have so many god damned employees. Once you spread yourself too thin, you're bound to become useless.

    1. Re:IBM will lay off about 350k employees worldwide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM has lately become nothing more than an overpriced version of Infosys. Hit the nail on the head. Infosys and Wipro are the reason that IBM is doing this. Its been losing business to them for the last few years. Companies have realised that Wipro/Infosys offer the same services as IBM in many areas but at lower costs because of lower overheads (e.g. execs aren't as highly paid).
  22. IBM doesn't really deny it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The memo that supposedly refutes Cringley's claim doesn' really deny it.

    It say, "recently implemented a focused resource reduction in the U.S." Sounds like layoffs to me, and it doesn't say there won't be more in the future. And notice there are no numbers at all.

    If Cringely really were wrong, IBM would say so. The fact that it doesn't leads me to think he is right and they just don't want to admit it.

  23. "Experience" is the new catch-22 by fuego451 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mod Crazyjim1 up. He is absolutely correct.

    My daughter is a graduate of the University of Oklahoma with bachelors and masters degrees in human resources, criminology and psychology. Her overall GPA for both degrees was 3.8. By the way, she did all of this while raising three children as a single mom.

    Prior to graduating from the masters program she sent out over 50 resumes and responded to many letters of interest from major corporations and government agencies. Every one ended up requiring more experience than you could reasonably expect a recent college graduate to have. It makes one wonder what the point of contacting recent graduates is; better annual reports perhaps. I can just hear these companies and agencies complain that they can't find qualified candidates to fill their positions and have no choice but to out-source.

    Don't give up Crazyjim1. My daughter finally found a job, although the pay wasn't quite what she had hoped, across the street from the university no less.

    1. Re:"Experience" is the new catch-22 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "By the way, she did all of this while raising three children as a single mom."

      You did a lot of babysitting, didn't you? "Single parent" is an oxymoron--a myth.

    2. Re:"Experience" is the new catch-22 by fuego451 · · Score: 1

      You did a lot of babysitting, didn't you? "Single parent" is an oxymoron--a myth.

      No. She waited until the youngest was old enough for preschool and all three children attended their classes on the OU campus up to either third or fourth grade, can't remember. From there they went to regular public school but this was still only blocks away from the campus. My daughter was fortunate in that she was always able to coordinate her schedule with the children's.

      Oh, and I wouldn't be a very good grandparent if I didn't tell you that my grandson, the youngest, is gifted and scores in the top 2% in national testing for 5th graders. The girls are middle school honors students and regularly score above the national average in maths and science. I believe their success is partially due to the excellent start they got in their education at OU.

  24. Re:You Miss the Point: Hire Plus Fire by iknownuttin · · Score: 1
    Upon receiving my pink slip, I visited the job fair at my old college and saw a big IBM table recruiting new employees.

    Back in my days there (90s), the thing to do if you were an old time Beemer was to take early retirement, severance package, or just get canned if that was your only option, and then come back as a higher paid contractor. But even then, we were seeing more and more workers from India who were here in the States "temporarily" from the IBM India division.

    It sounds like those days are gone too.

    Globalization! Got to love it! Consumer items are cheaper than ever, but it takes more of my pay.

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  25. Great Napoleonic Law by andersh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Excuse me but the Napoleonic Law was innovative and revolutionary - so much in fact it remained the legal code of choice for the countries formerly-occupied under Napoleon. If anything the French Code Civil was and is a very good system of law. And today most of the world's legal systems are based up on the Civil Law legal system with deep French roots. The US legal system however is mostly based up on Common Law..

    1. Re:Great Napoleonic Law by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      No, people adopt the napoleonic code because it's simple - fits in two volumes.

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    2. Re:Great Napoleonic Law by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      Don't know if I'd call it innovative; the basic idea goes back to the Twelve Tables in the Roman days. Common Law, OTOH, is like a vestigal sixth finger on the hand of the US criminal justice system.

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    3. Re:Great Napoleonic Law by megaditto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The French Code was great for its time given the period's low mobility, localized economy, and universal illiteracy.

      Since then, personal rights have remained where they were while the property protections have gotten a lot better (see patents/IP/MAFIAA, WTO/World Bank, banking laws, trade treaties, etc.)

      Two hundred years later your status and rights are still at the whim of the sovereign and depend entirely by where you your mother pushed you out. It's high time us humans got something better, wouldn't you say?

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    4. Re:Great Napoleonic Law by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 1

      It's a pity US law is based on English law and not on Scots law, maybe life in the USA would be less complicated.

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    5. Re:Great Napoleonic Law by bstadil · · Score: 1

      FYI, Louisiana still uses Napoleonic law. http://www.la-legal.com/modules/article/view.artic le.php?c8/29

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    6. Re:Great Napoleonic Law by andersh · · Score: 1

      It's a pity US law is based on English law and not on Scots law, maybe life in the USA would be less complicated.
      And Scots law is if anything more or less a mix of continental Civil Law and Common Law. Probably a good combination for everyone. Except that the Civil Law legal system, as is, works very well for most of the world today.
  26. He apparently hates LEAN by hazem · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But has no idea what it's about.

    He wrote: It has to be since the very essence of LEAN is foreign hiring.

    LEAN http://www.lean.org/ has nothing to do with foreign hiring. It's a philosophy for process improvement that focuses on eliminating wastes in that process. Such wastes include: excess inventory, re-work, moving things around more than needed. It's about redesigning the process so that there is as little wasted effort and material as possible.

    LEAN is well-executed when the culture of a company is changed to empower workers to have more control over the way they do their work - and those employees are encouraged to find better ways to do what they do. For example, Toyota is often held up as a prime example of LEAN. There, an employee who finds a better way to improve a process is rewarded with cash bonuses.

    Now it may be that a company has hired a consultant to tell them do do layoffs and they call it LEAN, but that's not what it is.

    But, everyone here seems to be of the opinion that Cringley's full of shit. I'll have to agree.

    1. Re:He apparently hates LEAN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now it may be that a company has hired a consultant to tell them do do layoffs and they call it LEAN, but that's not what it is.

      If you read the comments from IBMers in response to Cringley's columns, you'll see that that's exactly what they've done. It has nothing to do with LEAN as you understand it.

    2. Re:He apparently hates LEAN by hazem · · Score: 1

      If you read the comments from IBMers in response to Cringley's columns, you'll see that that's exactly what they've done. It has nothing to do with LEAN as you understand it.

      I think we're agreeing. Whatever IBM calls what they are doing, it is not, indeed, LEAN.

      But, Cringley doesn't seem to get this and is blaming LEAN for what they are doing - when he should be blaming IBM for misusing the name LEAN to cover for their layoffs. LEAN is a great methodology for improving processes and in most cases would not result in outsourcing as that adds waste and variability to the processes.

      It's strange because the IBM folks in one paragraph talk about laying off people. Then in the last paragraph they talk about their LEAN efforts. They're either two different things, or the IBM team doesn't know what LEAN is.

    3. Re:He apparently hates LEAN by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

      But, Cringley doesn't seem to get this and is blaming LEAN for what they are doing -

            He's just citing the name of what IBM calls its program. If you read the posts from IBM'ers, they refer to it that way internally. It's an IBM program being referred to, however much or little it resembles the actual process.

        rd

  27. Sadly, he did write that by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sadly, he did write that, and no, it doesn't look tongue in cheek at all. Catch: XP Decay.

    Genuine quote from the great pundit: "When I hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete, I see that the System Idle Process is hogging all the resources and chewing up 95 percent of the processor's cycles. Doing what? Doing nothing?"

    I've read the article again, just in case there might be some subtle sarcasm I've missed before, but it looks as serious as it gets, if anyone asks me.

    The whole list is framed between:

    - "This week's column is about exploring the commonly observed problems that crop up with each new release. Maybe Microsoft should patch the patches once in a while. Here are a few of my gripes - most of them a result of excessive patching." which doesn't really sound like the start of a joke, and

    - "And please, will the characters who "have never had a crash or blip" in 10 years of "heavy use" not contribute. I'm sick of these people. They're full of it." Which, again, would indicate that not only he's not joking, but he thinks that anyone who hasn't had those newbie problems is, in his own words, "full of it."

    Speaking of which, the rest of the complaints sound... shall we say, computer illiterate. And that's putting it mildly. He sounds like the average Uncle Osric or Aunt Emma, who are terminally stumped as to why would their computer suddenly be sluggish or takes a while to connect on the network. It must be all those MS patches, really. Not like the kind of expert who fixes such things for fun, and/or knows exactly what worm was hogging the network.

    Believe me, I've tried finding some trace of tongue-in-cheek irony there. I've hoped it would be an April 1st article. Nope.

    But, hey, judge it for yourself. If you can detect some trace of sarcasm there, please tell me.

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    1. Re:Sadly, he did write that by MythMoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read it. You're humour impaired.

      He's saying it makes no sense for the machine to be non-responsive when allegedly "idle".

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    2. Re:Sadly, he did write that by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Again, here are his exact words: "When I hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete, I see that the System Idle Process is hogging all the resources and chewing up 95 percent of the processor's cycles."

      He's _not_ phrasing it as "the system is 95% idle, therefore it has no excuse to lag". He's phrasing it as the idle process "hogging all the resources" and "chewing up 95 percent of the processor's cycles." That's a pretty dumb way to describe it any way I want to look at it. Even as an attempt at humour, it's as dumb as it gets, and doubly so in an otherwise serious article.

      Combine it with the previous part of that paragraph, and I'm just more convinced that he's just that stupid. He confuses unresponsiveness with "idle mode", although they're massively different phenomena. I have no trouble extrapolating from that confusion that he genuinely doesn't understand what idle mode is, and what the system idle mode is, in the next phrase.

      And, generally, it just leaves me with an overall impression that the whole PC Magazine staff were retards. If he and another editor have trouble on the VPN, and noone at PC Magazine can help them... OMFG, they just don't have _any_ competent techie there.

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    3. Re:Sadly, he did write that by jasontheking · · Score: 2, Funny
      - "And please, will the characters who "have never had a crash or blip" in 10 years of "heavy use" not contribute. I'm sick of these people. They're full of it." Which, again, would indicate that not only he's not joking, but he thinks that anyone who hasn't had those newbie problems is, in his own words, "full of it."

      Dvorak certainly deserves to be ignored. But the above quote that he made certainly had an effect. I can remember the above statements (using phrases like "heavy use") being made by a huge assortment of ACs every time someone posted about a windows bug anywhere (even slashdot), and it went on for years. After dvorak said that... it seems to have stopped. I haven't seen another person claim that ever since.

    4. Re:Sadly, he did write that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What he says is

      IDLE-TIME PROCESS. Once in a while the system will go into an idle mode, requiring from five minutes to half an hour to unwind. It's weird, and I almost always have to reboot. When I hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete, I see that the System Idle Process is hogging all the resources and chewing up 95 percent of the processor's cycles. Doing what? Doing nothing? Once in a while, after you've clicked all over the screen trying to get the system to do something other than idle, all your clicks suddenly ignite and the screen goes crazy with activity. This is not right.

      He's right, on two counts:

      • There's no good reason to have a process whose sole purpose is to do nothing. If your system is 95% idle, then Windows should just say so, and not use a phantom process to get the point across.
      • His last point about input queuing up after an idle period.
      Dvoark is a lot smarter than most people give him credit for.
    5. Re:Sadly, he did write that by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      Many OSs (linux, AIX, etc...) use a phantom process when the system is idle. It allows the OS designers to use fewer special cases in the scheduler and other places.

    6. Re:Sadly, he did write that by compro01 · · Score: 1

      There's no good reason to have a process whose sole purpose is to do nothing. If your system is 95% idle, then Windows should just say so, and not use a phantom process to get the point across.

      IIRC, that process is supposed to be doing background/maintainance tasks.

      though i think what he's talking about is an annoying bug i've found where the idle process won't give up the cpu time. it just stays there hogging the cpu. it seems to only happen when windows has gone a long time (3+ weeks) without a reboot. (i use hibrenate a lot, as this old laptop takes forever to boot up normally)

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    7. Re:Sadly, he did write that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >IIRC, that process is supposed to be doing background/maintainance tasks.

      Sigh, do you have trouble with the concept "idle"? It's a task that does nothing, it just idles. In my opinion windows should just hide this process, it's an implementation detail really.

    8. Re:Sadly, he did write that by slartibart · · Score: 1

      Background/maintenance tasks! You are a hoot. If your program is not using as much CPU as you think it should, it's not because the "idle" process isn't "giving it up". There are other bottlenecks besides the CPU - such as disk and network. Sounds like something on your system is leaking memory, and causing a lot of swapping to disk, which would make your program wait on the swap to finish.

    9. Re:Sadly, he did write that by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      No, here are his exact words:

      "Once in a while the system will go into an idle mode, requiring from five minutes to half an hour to unwind. It's weird, and I almost always have to reboot. When I hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete, I see that the System Idle Process is hogging all the resources and chewing up 95 percent of the processor's cycles. Doing what? Doing nothing? Once in a while, after you've clicked all over the screen trying to get the system to do something other than idle, all your clicks suddenly ignite and the screen goes crazy with activity. This is not right."

      In other words, "why won't the damn computer do anything when I try to wake it up? Why is the idle process still running so high when I've asked the computer to do something?" The very use of an idle process, if you're not a programmer, is absurd. Why not just say something like "total processor usage" and "free processor resources" at the bottom? The only function the idle process serves is to show you how little your CPU is being used. That could easily be shown without "Idle Process" shoving the number down your throat--they could take a page out of the Mac's book, even. "% idle" is shown right in the chart box, not as an entry in the process list.

  28. Re:You Miss the Point: Hire Plus Fire by etnu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where in the hell do you think IBM is going to find 150k qualified people in India? Maybe if you're ignorant of the realities of employment there. The labor market is very tight and salaries are skyrocketing as a result. There aren't 150k engineers on the market in the entire country right now. They could try sniping people from the big companies already present there (Google, Microsoft, etc.), or from the local companies (Infosys and the like), but it's going to be tough. The average salary for a software engineer in Bangalore has gone from a little under $10k 3 years ago to over $20k now. If IBM started trying to pull in another 150k heads, they'd see the average shoot over $30k as competition for talent gets fierce.

  29. Fired != Change in Status by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Silly IT people, IBM will not 'fire' them, they will simply change their status from Employee to Contractor, or 'Temporary Full-Time Employee'.

    Say bye-bye to all your benefits, so more low-cost employees can be hired.

  30. Why hate the libertarians? by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

    What's your point? Are you saying those top 40 employee's should be taxed more? That the government should enforce a salary cap? Really what's your solution? And really what's the problem that needs to be solved? Are you you saying that Americans should be guaranteed jobs in perptuity?
    If we assume an average employee compensation cost the company about 100,000 a year (salarly, benefits, taxes, etc.) then that 800 million could only save 8,000 jobs out of a possible 50,000. That's not much more than a good will gesture.
    I wouldn't normally reply to a flip little comment like this, but you seem to be pretty confident that you have a point and I honestly don't see it.

    1. Re:Why hate the libertarians? by CanadaIsCold · · Score: 1

      It's a little late for the government to step in. Globalization happened. If the government were to try to guarantee jobs corporations would just find another more friendly government.

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    2. Re:Why hate the libertarians? by gelfling · · Score: 1

      Do you think they're worth it or are you just stuck on the concept that whatever you can grab is somehow a virtue? Because honestly, I could outsource 10's of thousands of jobs for 1/10th of what they get. Anyone could. I mean what if they just liquidated the entire company and sold all the assets and just paid off the stockholders? If that's a virtue then why not do that to every company?

  31. But if you count IGS' employees everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In addition to laying off US employees of IBM Global Services there are contractors, that I believe don't ever get into "we laid off N people" reports (because they are not employees but just a "resource"). And, in addition, there is a BIG turnover of employees in India. Because as soon as they get training they understand that IBM pays them peanuts. And HP or any other outsourcer will have bigger peanuts, so they move on. And IGS needs to train a new batch etc etc. So yes, with high turnover you can lay off in a year 2x or even more employees. Easy as that.

  32. LEAN Methodology by pcardno · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've never read Cringely's stuff before, but he does seem to have missed a key point in his article. He calls it "IBM's mysterious LEAN program" as if LEAN itself is the project. If you read the reply from IBM, they point out that they're using the LEAN methodology and not that this project is called LEAN. He also says that "the very essence of LEAN is foreign hiring", which is tripe.

    He's deliberately scaremongering by using the term out of context to suggest that it is the title of a project that's synonymous with cutbacks, knowing that most people won't be aware that LEAN means something else entirely. Maybe he should read up on the LEAN methodology first before he starts worrying people by writing all this nonsense.

    And here's the obligatory Wikipedia article:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lean_manufacturing

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    1. Re:LEAN Methodology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but how does Toyota-inspired lean manufacturing methods apply to a computer services business? Custom application development and facilities management is quite a bit different from manufacturing.

      "Business process reengineering" is probably a more applicable buzzphrase, since that movement grew up in a white collar environment. But everyone associates "reengineering" with massive white collar layoffs, so perhaps IBM's senior management decided it needed fresher lingo that didn't carry the old baggage.

    2. Re:LEAN Methodology by pcardno · · Score: 1

      It applies because it's essentially about removing waste in a process, i.e. making it more efficient. That can apply in any kind of process, whether it's manufacturing, a computer program, a service delivery process or whatever. For example, it could identify that several of the project management systems used and maintained to track the service being delivered aren't adding any value, but are just bureaucracy. It could identify that the communication path between the service delivery organisation and the client isn't particularly efficient, as all requests are routed through a key account manager (expensive) whereas they could be equally as well handled by an administrator (cheap).

      A lot of process improvement methodologies have come from the manufacturing world, as there's real, solid applications there that can demonstrate the methodology's effectiveness, e.g. you can answer "after doing this, are we producing more widgets for less money?". It's sometimes a bit of a leap to apply some of this thinking to non-manufacturing processes, but that's why they're a toolset that need tailoring to the particular task at hand, rather than a fixed process.

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  33. Orwellian language by DebateG · · Score: 1
    Orwell was right. The English language is dying. From IBM's e-mail:

    We said when we released 1Q results we would be putting in place a series of actions to address cost issues in our U.S. strategic outsourcing business. We have undertaken efforts toward that, and recently implemented a focused resource reduction in the U.S. While any such reduction is difficult for those employees affected, these actions are well within the scope of our ongoing workforce rebalancing efforts.
  34. Well of course they are entertainers by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Everything in the media is driven by its ability to attract eyeballs. Eyeballs == paying viewers/readers and advertising dollars. This means that accuracy is very low in priority and entertainment value is much higher. Even "hard news" and photos (The camera can't lie, but zooming and cropping can) gets spun to be more dramatic/whatever to attract those eyeballs.

    Boring but technically correct writers will not attract eyeballs and will not get published.

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  35. Re:You Miss the Point: Hire Plus Fire by partenon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    *Who* said every job is going to India? To avoid this kind of skyrocketing in wages, *if they are really going to layoff that many jobs*, they will distribute them among many countries... Hungary, Romania, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, India, China, ... There are lot of countries with competent IT professionals out there.

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  36. Mysterious Lean Project? by bmo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lean isn't mysterious. It's popular, especially in manufacturing.

    It ain't about laying off people. Not if you do it right.

    However, for many companies, it's a radical re-think of the corporate culture and hard to implement because far too many managers can't wrap their heads around some of the concepts and think it's just simpler to get rid of people. That's not Lean. That's just stupidity.

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  37. Immigration etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...
    Because goods are free to move, but not people.
    Jobs are free to move, but not people.
    Oil is free to move, but not people.
    Money is free to move, but not people ...

    New Model Army - Another Imperial Day

    (honestly, great song)

  38. On the plus side ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am learning shed loads of hindi.

    such as "no problemo" koi baat nahi and "that's so funny" hansane wali baat, don't try to pronounce it.

    I'm so looking forward to the next ones such as Chinese that I've actually recorded the learning chinese in ten steps from Sky.

    You gotta luv this stuff, I look forward to every new day and challenge ahead.

    Working and helping the customer is what makes my day. If I can help our Indian contingent become more effective at this, from the experience I have, then why not.

    rgds

  39. Re:You Miss the Point: Hire Plus Fire by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    It's not "your" pay. The days of being entitled to a job with constantly increasing salary due to time of service are long gone.

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  40. Re:You Miss the Point: Hire Plus Fire by mikael · · Score: 1

    That seems to be the standard practise these days (mostly in England). Many employers just take on fresh graduates to "bring in new ideas", then dump them as soon as they have been "brainjuiced" after a year or so, and then take on a new set of graduates. The only way to survive this is to set up your own company, or work in a research lab.

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  41. Sorta yes and no by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, sorta yes and no.

    The yes part is: I can aggree with all you wrote there. It's common sense, really.

    The no part is: well, that was not really my gripe. Maybe I didn't explain it well enough.

    My gripe is with people who should know better, but are taking such entertainers as the new Oracle Of Delphi, and their words as 100% accurate prediction to go by. Cringely said that Intel will buy Apple? It must be as good as an Intel press release. Cringely said that IBM will fire 150,000 out of 130,000 US jobs? It's as good as already happened!

    Keyword there being: who should know better. I can understand Jack Hasbeen and Jill Manager reading it for entertainment value, and to feel on top of a domain they don't even understand. But I like to think that Slashdot == nerds who should have already caught on to the idea that the likes of Dvorak and Cringely are arse-clowns talking out the rear end.

    Well, actually, on second thought, let me take back a bit of the "yes" part too. I can see how that sells better, but it's a bit of dishonesty anyway.

    Thing is, "normal" people don't find computers entertaining at all, and don't buy computer magazines as entertainment. Whoever buys these, has some genuine interest in finding things out, whether because they're a techie, or because they manage some techies, or because they want to sound all knowledgeable in a meeting, or whatever. Telling them whatever lie or outlandish prediction just because it sells... well, is a breach of trust.

    Briefly, while I can understand why it makes more money, I can't help feeling some disgust at the perpetrator anyway.

    It's, if you will, like hearing about the WorldCom scam. I can see how it made them money (for a while), and how it was more profitable (for a while) than doing the honest thing, but somehow I end up disgusted at the whole thing anyway.

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  42. Yes, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nortel only fired all those people because it had to, when it's market fell out from under it. IBM's market(s) are doing fine, and has no good reason to lay off half its workforce.

  43. Lifetime employment by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is there such a thing anymore in the US? Or did it all disappear with "trickle down"? Is it only in government where you can expect lifetime employment now? I had an Uncle who put in 40 years with the post office. Retired with 95% percent of his pay till he kicks the bucket. Does anybody know anybody who is still working a non government job with the same employer for over 20-25 years? Do they expect any retirement benefits? Will they be able to trust the company to come across with it?

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    1. Re:Lifetime employment by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      Well, the one thing about government is that it doesn't have to be profitable. During the economic freefall of the '70s, businesses got into the whole 'efficiency' kick more or less out of necessity, shitcanning employees by the thousands. Even today they'll lay off something like 10 percent a year and rehire just to get rid of the poor performers.

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    2. Re:Lifetime employment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, my father employs himself, runs his own practice. Does that count?

    3. Re:Lifetime employment by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      More so. Dealing with your own business and your own house is much more difficult than simply taking a job and renting an apartment. Self employed means you understand that only you can provide your own security. That's not to disparage the other guys though. They had every reason to expect what they were promised. They were under what was ultimately a mistaken impression that loyalty was a two way street. The new guys, I believe, now know that this just ain't so. So now everybody is hopping around like rabbits in search a better deal. The companies are the same way. An example, I worked at a company that changed owners four times, including a bankruptcy. With less than ten years on the job, I was the most senior guy there. That's includes everybody from the top down. Now, I never expected anything special from them, but I did get a bit upset when the last owners cut back on vacation time and various other benefits. We had to bring in a union to rectify the situation as best we cold. We did manage to grandfather in some of the bennies for me and ten other old timers. But realizing that the company put more value on a 400 dollar an hour lawyer who liked to waste time talking about the old days as a roadie than on providing easily affordable benefits helped set the tone.

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    4. Re:Lifetime employment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, big oil. We still hire for the long term, have extremely high salaries, have been getting really large raises lately, have great 401K packages, and have a full pension. We even still get gifts on our 1, 5, 10, etc. year anniversaries. Many people still retire after putting in over 30 years of service. I'm young now, and I don't know if it will stay this way for the next 30 years, but it's currently a good place to be.

  44. Re:You Miss the Point: Hire Plus Fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Where in the hell do you think IBM is going to find 150k qualified people in India?

    Your mistake is that you apparently assume that real-world challenges would stop IBM from pursuing this strategy. As an ibmer i can assure you that it won't. Consider for a minute:

    1. IBM will replace sysadmins with 10 years experience in AIX and 3 years in Linux with Indian sysadmins with *zero* experience. I know this is true - since they are already doing it. Lack of experience absolutely doesn't matter to them.

    2. Once IBM finds that experienced (8 months) labor in India is unavailable, then they will either outsource to China (scary) or just learn to be satisfied with completely unskilled labor.

    What they won't do is adequately automate or pay for senior skills. They apparently have never read the Mythical Man Month. If it takes their customers an entire month and $1000 to provision two userids on a server (to do little more than create the userids, tie them to home directories, and put them into the documented groups) - then fine, the customers will have to live with it.

  45. Libertarians Wouldn't See Your Point by cmholm · · Score: 1

    The top 40 people at IBM were compensated damn close to 800 million dollars last year if not more.

    The point would be lost on a stereotypical Libertarian. The doctrine posits that everyone is equally empowered to enter into a contractual relationship. So, if the stockholders want to retain a board that approves this sort of compensation, that's their business.

    That not everyone is really even vaguely equally empowered isn't stated up front. However, the truth is that a hardcore Libertarian doesn't care about economic screwiness in any form, as long as no one is welching on a contract. Therefore, a society on a Libertarian model would end up as an extreme oligarchy without either some sort of compromise on principles, or outside intervention.

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    1. Re:Libertarians Wouldn't See Your Point by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      In other words, the wealth would gravitate to those most likely to do something with it that will ultimately improve all our lives. Really not seeing the problem here, and I'm not even a libertarian.

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    2. Re:Libertarians Wouldn't See Your Point by Anspen · · Score: 1

      Yes, thank god Paris Hilton has such a large inheritance. Just think, otherwise she might not have cured cancer or stopped global warming!

  46. yet more on numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > That 130,000 number is total US employees. Cringely's previous estimate supposedly just included Global Services employees,
    > which only represents a fraction of the total workforce.

    His original note also said 50% of the US (or perhaps GTS) workforce. It's entirely possible that he made a mistake there (was told 50% by a contact then mistakenly took 50% of 350k instead of 50% of 130k). Or perhaps he's talking about 'The Americas' (as IBM calls it) - which includes Canada, US, and Latin America - and could certainly top 150,000 employees.

    And since he's already made the convincing point that IBM does plan to lay off *ALL* ibm US employees - 150,000 may take a while, but it will happen. As an IBM employee I completely believe (and have reason to believe) that they plan to lay-off 99.99% of all US employees.

    > Isn't journalism so much more fun when you don't have to worry about those damn things called 'facts'?

    aren't slashdot postings so much more fun when all you have to worry about is nitpicking?

    1. Re:yet more on numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too am an IBMer, and I can tell you this whole 'story' is complete crap. His only sources were that they had recently laid off around 1,300 people (which he somehow extrapolated into half the company) and some complaints from a few unnamed friends who are worried they might lose their jobs (and the world is full of paranoid people who think they will soon lose their job). Nothing remotely substantial. That, along with the fact that his numbers are mathematically impossible, means disputing his claims is far beyond 'nitpicking'.

      IBM is currently in the process of moving some jobs from India to the states. Does that sound like the actions of a company planning to get rid of their entire US employee base?

  47. IBM = Indian Business Machines by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 1

    > For example, Toyota is often held up as a prime example of LEAN.
    Let's See. Toyota did LEAN. Toyota doesn't treat their employees like crap. Therefore, IBM doesn't treat their employees like crap.

    No, I don't think that logic works.

    > But, everyone here seems to be of the opinion that Cringley's full of shit. I'll have to agree.
    Everyone? You don't speak for me, Buddy. Cringely has been around for a long time, does great PBS series and usually is insightful on his column. He's made some goofs over the years, but he's still worth hearing out. I'm just wondering why there are people who are so venomous in attacking Cringely yet so vigorous in their defense of IBM. Stakeholders, perhaps?

    IBM now has more employees in America and India than anywhere else. Just last week while all this was going on Sam was in India paving the way for more IBM business to be transferred there. IBM is the modern day Benedict Arnold. Sure, Indians are going to do great out of this and all's fair in love and war, but I don't see why the Americans losing their job should bend over and take it.

    1. Re:IBM = Indian Business Machines by hazem · · Score: 1

      Let's See. Toyota did LEAN. Toyota doesn't treat their employees like crap. Therefore, IBM doesn't treat their employees like crap.

      No, I don't think that logic works.


      I don't think you get what I'm saying. I'm not making that connection at all. And I'm not defending IBM.

      LEAN (when fully capitalized) is a very proper noun that represents a discipline, philosophy, methodology, and a way of working towards process improvement. While many believe it was "perfected" by the Japanese (and specifically at Toyota) the irony is that the movement actually appears to have started under Henry Ford. LEAN focuses on what is going on from the customer's perspective and then finding the most efficient (measured in terms of wastes) way of delivering that.

      It appears in this case that IBM has probably hired some "LEAN" consultants who have told them that laying off American workers and outsourcing will save money and improve margins. The irony of that is that a LEAN implementation would most likely not suggest this because it would add variability and add waste in the form of transportation waste and delays in communication.

      So, if IBM execs are doing "LEAN" and using it as a justification to lay lots of people off, they clearly don't "get it" and are not doing LEAN. It's like saying you're doing ballet dancing when in fact you're standing on the stage playing the saxophone. You can call it ballet all you want, but that's not what it is.

      The other irony is that American businesses often have this fascination with labor and seem to have the point of view that all their troubles come from having labor. But more often it's the way they structure their operations and their processes. A very interesting read on this topic is "The Toyota Way". It shows a large contrast between Toyota's processes and GM's. For example, in a GM plant they may have a huge inventory of "Assembly A" that was manufactured months ago at a remote facility. If they start finding problems with their "Assembly A's" they're stuck with either trying to make the broken ones work, do expensive re-work, or expedite production of new ones. In a comparable Toyota plant, Assembly A is made in the room next to the main assembly line and they're made hours before they are needed. If there's a problem with Assembly A, any worker on the line can hit the button to stop the line and they figure out what's wrong with the process and then start the whole thing back up again.

      The funny thing is that it's not like Americans can't do this. As I mentioned, the Japanese, as they rebuilt their industry after WWII, actually looked to Henry Ford's work for inspiration. The Toyota plant in the US has performed very well for many years (there was actually a movie about this). And while that might appear to outsourcing, what they've done is put production close to the market to reduce transportation waste - it takes more than 30 days to move product by ship from Asia to the US. That means it takes you 30 days longer to get to market and you're paying inventory costs 30 days longer than you have to.

      IBM may be trying to implement LEAN but doing lots of layoffs and outsourcing would not be the results of doing LEAN well. It's playing sax on the ballet stage.

  48. Rupert the Borg by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > Free market capitalism works... up until a point.

    If the Government hadn't stepped in, every American would now be an employee of The Rockefeller Corporation.

    The trouble with Free Markets, is they're usually not. Heard a Pundit on BBC World Service saying we shouldn't worry about Rupert Murdoch taking over the Wall Street Journal because it's a "Free Market" anyone can set up a blog and compete. (Level playing field, my ass.)

  49. Maths 101 Exam question by jamesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    If there are 120000 people in a room and then 150000 leave, how many people have to enter the room again for it to be empty?

    1. Re:Maths 101 Exam question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12.6

  50. the new deal was the coverup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You haven't looked deep enough. The new deal was to defuse the righteous revolt that was NEEDED and going to come to get the conmen crooks in the central banks and wallstreet strung up by their slimy necks like they deserved. FDR was the biggest friend the fat rich guys ever had. The great depression was not an accident, it was a calculated economic fraud, a congame designed to steal untold billions "legally" as a followup to the federal reserve "act" swindle and the hijacking of the money supply by a handful of already rich people. And it worked. It worked bigtime. And it got an entire generation hooked to the idea that the government is big brother, even before the book was written.

    And they keep doing variations of the same con and tons of suckers keep falling for it. The best con is one where the marks don't even realize they have been swindled, and defend the swindlers because of stockholm syndrome and long term conditioning and from sheer cognizant dissonance-they just can't "believe" like a cultist, it gets into rejection of data and into "beliefs"- that they have been swindled, ergo, it never happened, they live in delusion land.

  51. You're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't see how IBM could fire 150,000 regular employees."

    I don't see how IBM GS manages to get it's payroll printed.

    They certainly have no clue how to bill for services rendered or do what we call "Computer Stuff".

    It's the worst branch of IBM.

    Remember when they broke it off and called it "ISSC"? Well, I talked to some of the IBM regulars, and they told me it was the dumping ground for 40 years of bad hiring decisions at IBM. What you got ISSC (now GS), what you were getting were the people that IBM themselves didn't want.

    So that $50M/year outsourcing contract? If you signed that you were, what we call, an "idiot".

  52. From an Ex-IBM employee by monoment · · Score: 4, Informative

    The rumors about LEAN and layoffs at IBM have been circulating for a few months, but have really intensified over the past few weeks. I jumped ship two weeks ago and two days after I gave my notice I received frantic IMs from co-workers who have been laid off, because 80% of the department is supposed to be outsourced - primarily to South America as part of LEAN. Two days later some of my ex-co-workers got re-hired, but, of course, as contractors without benefits. Yea, it is that easy.

    The F500 clients are "not pleased", because they have been struggling with communication and logistical issues for quite some time with the new overseas staff, because you simply cannot expect that a non-native English speaker with (most of the time) heavy accent can elaborate highly technical and complex issues. We have been rolling our eyes for months while listening to daily conference calls with our South American or Indian peers. It simply does not work. The clients are paying a high premium for "excellence" and get served an understaffed, underpaid and "not very motivated" workforce. A server goes down in NJ and there is no staff to physically reboot the machine. I have seen instances where the client has to wait 3 months, before someone was found for "on-site" support.

    My US co-workers are naturally all pissed off. Contractors are let go without notice after almost a decade of service. Managers are trained to be naturally unemotional alpha-males with mostly poor people skills. Teams primarily consists of an equal number of computer-illiterate managers/techleads and technically skilled people who *do the job*. Sure, it's their right to lay off people, but the way it has been implemented has been traditionally poorly managed. After all a serial number is easier to let go than a human being. The published reports don't surprise me at all. I know plenty of ex-co-workers who have been let go (and rehired) a dozen times during my time at IBM. I am not disgruntled ex-employee, because I thought that the IBM way was the "way to go", because I never experienced any other work environment.

    I worked for IBM for almost a decade and I didn't even realize how miserable I was until I started my new position. When I got home from my first day at my new (non-IBM) job, I was so (positively) overwhelmed that I uncontrollably sobbed. This is what 10 years of working with IBM have done to me.

    1. Re:From an Ex-IBM employee by simong · · Score: 1

      The skills shortage has been evident within IBM for several years now. I was TUPEd in from Equifax in 2003 to migrate the applications that we had migrated out of IBM two years before, back into IBM. I left after the job had been done because of the battle to get resources (trying to get time with a firewall team that had about three staff, all junior, trying to find AIX resources - yep, IBM has little or no permanent AIX staff in the UK, it seems) and then the news came that Global Services had a 'problem', so I took the jump and became a contractor. Only weeks after the Great Layoff of 2005, IBM were looking for contractors to fill the posts that had been cleared out - suddenly management realised that those engineers were need for something.

    2. Re:From an Ex-IBM employee by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Contractors are let go without notice after almost a decade of service.

      That's pretty much the point of your being a contractor, from the company's point of view.

      Eight years ago, contractors were telling me I was an idiot to be a full time employee, because you could make so much more as a contractor. Well, now that the other aspects of being a contractor are becoming apparent, excuse me for not even playing a small violin.

      [Opinions mine, not IBM's.]

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  53. Minimum wage is a campaign point, not reality by alexhmit01 · · Score: 1

    Uh, after a decade with no increase, and lots of stupidity arguing about it, the minimum. It's buying power has been depressed because we have learned that when you increase the minimum wage, poor people that need to get their act together lose their jobs (that are stepping stones to better jobs hopefully), and wealthy white teenagers make more money in their after school jobs. Instead we created the earned income tax credit, which puts the working poor into a negative tax zone.

    In fact, have some fun to see how not real the numbers are... Do a 1040 for the theoretical working poor families, single mom + minimum wage job with 3 kids (and again at $6.50, and $8/hr for more realistic numbers). When you factor in the earned income tax credit, child tax credits, etc., it's not as horrible as you make it out to be.

    In addition, you are comparing median housing prices to the MINIMUM wage, that's silly. Compare MEDIAN housing prices to MEDIAN wages and you'll see that while affordability has gotten worse over the past few years, monthly expenditures have not because of low interest rates.

    You suggest that "a vast amount of Americans" earn the minimum wage. I agree that some do, but not a vast amount, it's small.

    You say that in the 1960s it was possible for anyone to own a home, and imply that it isn't now. The fact is that's a myth, home ownership is MUCH higher now, which means MORE Americans are able to own a home, so I suggest that its easier to own a home now than it was in the 1960s.

  54. Slashdot will believe anything! by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

    Gullible fools... hey I heard Bill Gates eats babies! It must be true!

  55. Sam Bin Laden by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 1

    Interesting. Other differences in Japan are there isn't the huge disparity between Executive and worker wages and perks: Everyone is on the same side, and everyone can work together because no one is making out like a bandit. Lets be honest. There's nothing the least bit special about Sam: there are a hundred thousands inside and outside who could do his job, and many of them could do it better. In IBM at the moment we're seeing glutinous pilfering from the executives, who aren't even running the company well, while at the same time asking employees to make the ultimate sacrifice.

    IBMs has embraced every management fad to come down the line. This time the suspicion is that Sam is using LEAN as a smokescreen: A nice sounding acronym that makes him sound "with it", at the same time he retrenches thousands of employees.

  56. Those BASTARDS by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    So they're going to hire 20,000 more workers and then quickly FIRE them?

    Wow - and we thought Microsoft was evil!

  57. Innovative by andersh · · Score: 1

    Compared with what the occupied countries had it certainly was innovative.

  58. The Rare Exception by andersh · · Score: 1

    The US legal system however is mostly based up on Common Law..
    Yes, I know Louisiana still uses some. They are still subject to federal law etc.
  59. Human Rights Convention(s) by andersh · · Score: 1

    Since then, personal rights have remained where they were

    Actually I strongly disagree with you. The UN has been instrumental in creating new treaties securing new, better and stronger civil rights for the people of the world. However the conventions are not effective with out a strong enforcer.

    That problem has been solved in Europe with the European Human Rights Convention of 1950. The treaty is valid in every European country and then some. It is enforced by the Council of Europe and more importantly by the European Union. The EU restricts political and trade links with countries that do not respect and adhere to the convention(s) and their additional protocols.

    The last few years a growing number of citizens in Eastern European countries have found it an effective tool to pressure their national governments into respecting their rights. Western European citizens have used it successfully since the 1950s. Especially in Russia where freedoms are under extreme pressure this has given people a strong position that even powerful and ruthless governments are afraid of! I invite you to read the catalogue of righs contained in the convention. And please compare it with your comparable American Human Rights Convention (not the Bill of Rights).

  60. Volumes of Law by andersh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, people adopt the napoleonic code because it's simple - fits in two volumes
    Actually the Napoleonic code was adopted because it was a revolution in more ways than it's structure and organisation. It provided a very effective and just system. I could go on but I'd rather get back to my Law studies.
    But I will say this much; my own legal system uses one (1) single core volume of some 3000+ pages. And the German work of codification, BGB, inspired the world as far away as China and Japan.
  61. Re:You Miss the Point: Hire Plus Fire by RMH101 · · Score: 1
    "What they won't do is adequately automate or pay for senior skills. They apparently have never read the Mythical Man Month. If it takes their customers an entire month and $1000 to provision two userids on a server (to do little more than create the userids, tie them to home directories, and put them into the documented groups) - then fine, the customers will have to live with it."

    Of course they've read it! What you are missing is that they are billing their customers on a time and materials basis for everything that isn't nailed in the SLA/OLA between IBM GS and the customer.
    If your contract doesn't explicitly state "Sysadmins roles should not be filled by primates" then if IBM can make money out of supplying you with a chimp in a suit, they *will* do it...

  62. Well..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The truth is.. they all ready outsourced those 150,000 people years ago.

  63. Home ownership by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    You say that in the 1960s it was possible for anyone to own a home, and imply that it isn't now. The fact is that's a myth, home ownership is MUCH higher now, which means MORE Americans are able to own a home, so I suggest that its easier to own a home now than it was in the 1960s


    In the 1960s, more people could AFFORD to buy a home. These days, many people are buying houses that they cannot really afford. Many people are buying home with no down payment and getting interest-only payments, which means they're not building equity, and any slight downturn in their finances means they lose everything. Yes, home ownership is much higher than in the 60s, but so are foreclosures.
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    1. Re:Home ownership by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      That's just not true. The only thing that has changed is that people aren't interested in buying the home they can afford anymore. They're interested in buying the home they see in magazines, and so both magazines and mortgages have upped the ante.

      People can afford to buy homes much more easily than they could in the 60s. They're just overextending themselves, which has nothing to do with actual economic conditions and everything to do with cultural conditions and personal preference. The typical 1960s home was your post-war ranch home. 1500 square feet or so on a 1/6th acre lot at best. The number of people who can afford such a home today is DRAMATICALLY larger than the same proportion in the 60s.

      You can't compare your numbers without comparing like goods. People are using (and abusing) debt spending more, but that is a personal choice, not a market requirement. People are over-reaching, leasing cars they can't afford and buying houses that are too big. The cost-effective and budget-neutral choices are still there, and they're available to more of the population than ever. People just don't want them. That doesn't mean by any stretch that houses are less affordable.

  64. You misread by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

    Cringley is not referring to "Lean Thinking", the Toyota Way, etc. He's referring to the IBM-internal program that has been code-named LEAN. "It has to be since the very essence of LEAN is foreign hiring." within IBM's use of the term.

    It's sad they're poluting the names of one of the best ideas in business with their bad management, but, it happens...

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  65. Because they've learned from the past by btarval · · Score: 1
    IBM's policy (as explained to me by one of their VPs, and reiterated by their HR grooup) was that they had an explicit policy of not putting too many employees in one town because of the negative effects on the whole community when they have to close that one site down. Their limit used to be about 6,000. I have no idea what it is today.

    Imagine Cisco permanently shutting down most of their Silicon Valley operation. Or Intel, HP or any of the other giants with tens of thousands of people in Silicon Valley. We've already had a small-scale precursor called the dot-com bust. It wasn't pretty. And it had a significant impact on the lives of many others in Silicon Valley.

    And, lest one dismiss this scenario as impossible, that's what Detroit thought back in the 1960's. You might want to see the movie "Roger and me".

    Personally, I think there's a very large chance of this happening in the next 30 years, simply because of the way India, China and others are rapidly growing.

    So consider this a "Heads Up". IBM hasn't forgotten its experiences of the past; indeed, it has learned from them. Most other companies have choosen not to learn anything, and really don't care about long-term planning.

    When (not if) this happens, the results won't be pretty.

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  66. The key paragraph by Yogs · · Score: 1

    -- snip --

    We said when we released 1Q results we would be putting in place a series of actions to address cost issues in our U.S. strategic outsourcing business. We have undertaken efforts toward that, and recently implemented a focused resource reduction in the U.S. While any such reduction is difficult for those employees affected, these actions are well within the scope of our ongoing workforce rebalancing efforts.

    -- snip --

    Translation:
    ------------
    Q1 sucked, so we'll sack undisclosed number of technical people in the worst managed division, to make likely failure of that division more or less assured, but less costly. Some folks will be hired in Bangalore, etc... so we can keep milking the contracts we managed to land for a while until our reputation as a vendor is truly in the toilet. But this is business as usual, so you shouldn't be worried.

  67. Trick question by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You haven't told us whether to count contractors as "people".

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  68. Care to make a wager? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Is this evidence enough that Cringley's stuff can never appear on Slashdot ever again?

    You're assuming IBM is telling the truth and Cringely has it wrong or is lying.

    That's fine, we can test it (science is cool, kids). Let's come back in a year or two and see if IBM has reduced its workforce of employees and contractors by some fraction similar to what Cringely said. If it's 100,000 instead of 150,000 can we call that 'close'?

    But then you take it a step further, and prescribe a course of action - banning Cringely from Slashdot based on the assumed veracity of the IBM memo. He's backing a different source and you're willing to ban said backer based on the eventual veracity of his source. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, so if it turns out in that year's time IBM has done massive US workforce reductions - you'll pledge never to post to Slashdot again, OK?

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  69. Stock value by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    IBM's market(s) are doing fine, and has no good reason to lay off half its workforce.

    Sure it does. When IBM fires half of its workforce, Wall Street will reward it. The stock price will spike, management's options will be worth quite a bit more, and they can move on to the next job before the walls come tumbling down.

    Here's hoping they're not like all the rest...

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  70. Many hats by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of bloggers that write interesting stories that aren't accused of being journalists, so why single out this blogger and hold him to a standard that he doesn't hold himself to?

    We're probably better off to not to try classify people and say that sometimes Bob is a journalist (Electric Money, Triumph of the Nerds, that 3-mile-island book) and sometimes is a gossip columnist, philosopher, speculator, or analyst.

    I enjoy reading his columns, even the ones that are plane crazy.

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  71. It's the Taxes, Stupid by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    No. Actually, the jobs will get back to US when the salaries goes down. You know, economic laws... If there are too many workers for a position, the salaries goes down. If there are few workers for a position, the salaries goes up.

    (not calling you Stupid, just a play on words)

    But the Social Security and Medicare tax aren't going to go down, neither are any other welfare programs, the OSHA requirements, building codes, zoning ordinances, etc. We've built a house of cards based on ever-increasing salaries and cheap oil.

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  72. It's the Government by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    You're both right and both missing an important point. $800M for 40 employees is ridiculous, obviously, unless they maybe all Warren Buffett. But people should be able to earn as much money as they can.

    Now, the real problem: paying $800M for 40 employees is ridiculously stupid for a company to do. They should be pushed by their customers and/or owners for doing so. Paying that kind of money is doing one or all of: a) diluting shareholder value, b) decreasing the quality of product, or c) raising prices. If the market is working, companies that do stupid things go away and efficient competition replaces them.

    So, we have efficient market theory and an obvious (and rampant) exception to it. There's only one conclusion - the market is not efficient. And there's only one entity that can bollix up the market: Government.

    The ways in which the Government can and has screwed up the markets and permit these kinds of situations to come about would fill volumes. That's not to say there's no need for the Guiding Hand, but that the presence of a hand does not require the competency of that particular hand.

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    1. Re:It's the Government by gelfling · · Score: 1

      This idea of perfect and just competition is quaint. You're beginning to sound as theoretical as the Marxist-Leninists who claim that it's a perfect system that's never been correctly implemented. Theoretically speaking all theories work too.

    2. Re:It's the Government by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Nah, their theory is only possible with 'perfect' humans or with infinite resources. But it's probably a good system given those pre-requisites.

      Our main problem in the US is regulatory capture. It probably starts with professional politicians, and that's a problem due to poor education (which is controlled by those same politicians). It's a nasty real-world problem with no clear fix, certainly none that are short-term.

      An educated citizenry with a volunteer legislature is still a great solution. This isn't a new idea this millennium or last - the trouble is how to actually implement it. I believe the Internet is a good tool to help start fixing some of the problems. We still have a long way to go to unravel the 20th century socialist buggerings.

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  73. Quit your Crappy Job by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    A cynical approach to hiring only nets you cynical employees.

    And if the markets are working that leads to poor product and service, and the company goes out of business.

    That's why we need to implore every Slashdotter complaining about draconian working conditions to go find a better job. Unfortunately, IT workers too often lack the self-confidence to do so, but encouragement and re-assurance can be beneficial.

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  74. Why stop there... by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

    If you're going to rake computer pundits over the coals for the empty calories they feed us, you should apply the same standards to business pundits, stock pickers, political pundits, economists, IANALs and any other discipline where people attempt to predict the behavior of organizations for which they can't tell valid data from misinformation.

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