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Click Here To Infect Your PC!

Email me for FREE viruses writes "Just how many people would click an ad saying "Is your PC virus-free? Get it infected here!"? According to the security researcher who ran that very ad on Google for 6 months, 0.16% (409 of 259,723) would click on it. 98% of those people were running Windows. The Google Adwords campaign cost $23 in total, which works out to $0.06 per infection had the site actually been malicious."

215 comments

  1. Goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Goatse!

    Everyone loves a good goatse.

    1. Re:Goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      just the once

    2. Re:Goatse! by neomunk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I disagree with the moderation here... This ONE TIME this lame ass comment is finally on topic. The topic being how many users will click on a malicious link offered up by some morally retarded troll.

      Hell, it might could possibly maybe even be kinda considered insightful. Personally I'm glad that I don't have any (well, much) insight into the trollish mind.

    3. Re:Goatse! by mstahl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anonymous cowards don't need karma, and first posts don't need high visibility. I see it more as a mod point that got wasted for no good reason than an opportunity to reward someone for posting goatse.

    4. Re:Goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Niggers would like to say that we want to click through that ass and get a little goatse action going on. Big Dog and the rest of the prison niggers can't wait to lay some pipe down in your tight little ass. Bring your tears.

      Signed,
      The Click-Thru Niggers

  2. How many slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then went and clicked on the link in the article? :P

    1. Re:How many slashdotters by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean amongst the approximately 0.16% who actually RTFA? :o)

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    2. Re:How many slashdotters by simm1701 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes but I did it from lynx, on a non priveliged account, on an AIX box - I'd like to have see the malware that would target that!!!

      I'm not paranoid!! They are out to get me!!

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    3. Re:How many slashdotters by weighn · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not paranoid!! They are out to get me!! hmm, there's still scope for narrowing the attack surface. I'll snail-mail you a C64 port of Lynx and follow with a MD5 hash to your next door neighbor 2 weeks later ...
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    4. Re:How many slashdotters by Columcille · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That was my thought. Had I seen something like this, chances are I would have clicked it just to see what they were trying to do.

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    5. Re:How many slashdotters by jstretch78 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Click Here To Infect Your PC!" == "NAKED NAKED NAKED LADIES FREE BEER"

      Curiosity killed....wait free beer?

    6. Re:How many slashdotters by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Informative
      Arguably, you wouldn't want to use Internet Explorer for that. 80% of the visit to the site were made with IE. Here is a quote :

      Here is a breakdown: IE 5.5 1
      IE 6.0 286
      IE 7.0 48
      Safari (419.3) 1
      Opera 9.01 1
      Opera 9.10 1
      Firefox 1.0 7
      Firefox 1.5.0.7 9
      Firefox 1.5.0.8 2
      Firefox 1.5.0.9 3
      Firefox 2.0 3
      Firefox 2.0.0.1 6
      Firefox 2.0.0.2 1
      Firefox 2.0.0.3 21
      SeaMonkey 1.1 2
      AdsBot-Google 24

      Total 416
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    7. Re:How many slashdotters by GuldKalle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, there is a certain logic to it anyways. Normally when you click a pr0n-link, you get infected with a virus. So if you click a virus-link, you would expect to see porn.

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    8. Re:How many slashdotters by sticky_charris · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thats why real perverts run linux ;)

    9. Re:How many slashdotters by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      AdsBot-Google 24
      Haha, stupid Google !
      Um, wait...
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    10. Re:How many slashdotters by ewanm89 · · Score: 1

      I would click to see if they could mannage it on my Ubuntu laptop (with non priveleged account), ah well?

    11. Re:How many slashdotters by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is this some sort of bizarre form of the Soviet Russia Meme???

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    12. Re:How many slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did, I did!

    13. Re:How many slashdotters by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Me too. Only 409 people clicked on it, not 400,000. His click-through rate was terrible. As much as we're supposed to mock n00bs here, I wouldnt be surprised if most of these clicks (if not all) were from curious geeks.

    14. Re:How many slashdotters by Umbrae · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's why real memes run linux.

    15. Re:How many slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I clicked because I was somewhat doubtful.

      Quoting Stevens

      During this period < six months, my note > , my ad was displayed 259,723 times and clicked on 409 times. That's a click-through-rate of 0.16%. My Google Adwords campaign cost me only 17 ($23).


      Stevens must have really limited his ads campaign settings, both regionally and by keyword.

      I get, for example, 259,000 impressions in less than two days on an ad that is limited by: industry (live wedding music), specifically targeted keywords (eg: all keywords and ads include city of operation ), region (the campaign runs only in US and Canada), and sites (no myspace)

      Certainly an ad that has to do with computers and computer viruses that is run world-wide would get 250,000 impressions, in say 5 minutes?
    16. Re:How many slashdotters by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      well... except for that assumes that he trusts YOU.

    17. Re:How many slashdotters by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the only spam I've clicked on - Chop Down Trees sent me an email with the subject with your huge cock.

      I just had to click on it.

    18. Re:How many slashdotters by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Probably you would also have second-language English speakers with very poor English skills who would have misinterpreted the sentence, e.g. perhaps assumed it intended to help fix virus infections or something (especially given the literal interpretation would seem unlikely).

    19. Re:How many slashdotters by zobier · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia the meme is a form of the bizarre.

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  3. It's hardly a surprise by Xiph · · Score: 4, Funny

    to tech professionals, that users need clue distributed by bat

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    1. Re:It's hardly a surprise by mrbluze · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's like sex. People know full well they'll get infected, they click, they get infected, they spend several months or years in denial until their body slows to a crawl.

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    2. Re:It's hardly a surprise by the+unbeliever · · Score: 4, Funny

      Getting rid of most std's is easier than getting rid of some spyware/viruses...

      Consider your average spyware/virus akin to chlamydia or syph, while the really nasty stuff is more like aids/herpes...

      Granted, you can't reformat your body and get rid of it, but if you consider a reformat more along the lines of reincarnation...

    3. Re:It's hardly a surprise by Eivind · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The worst-case scenario are however very significantly different.

      Worst-case for a virus-infected windows-machine ? Complete reinstallation. A day lost, hell make it "toss away $1000 machine".

      Worst-case for std ? Death.

      Not really comparable.

    4. Re:It's hardly a surprise by simm1701 · · Score: 1

      See the T Shirt

      http://www.cashncarrion.co.uk/products/16064/682/

      (No I'm not affiliated with them)

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    5. Re:It's hardly a surprise by repvik · · Score: 2, Informative

      Worst case isn't "complete reinstall". It's "complete reinstall, and remove BIOS to reflash on another board". There are viruses that reflashes your BIOS rendering your PC unbootable.

    6. Re:It's hardly a surprise by cornjones · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no, worst case is all of your data compromised, potentially financial/personal etc....

      it is possible that this would be worse than death for some (unlikely, but possible)

    7. Re:It's hardly a surprise by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Whatever. I even included as a possiblity having to throw away the PC. This is unlikely, but even if it should occur, for most people it don't measure up there with death on the discomfort-scale.

      I agree however, that the personal info on the PC may very well be more valuable than the machine itself, so for non-backuped people, loss of data is likely worse than loss of machine.

      This gets more true by the minute too, as machines keep falling in price and people keep filling them with larger parts of their personal lifes.

      Backups are a wise investment. That's for sure.

    8. Re:It's hardly a surprise by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      From the perspective of the human in both cases, chucking the PC isn't as bad, but if you take the perspective of the PC in the spyware case, getting chucked is equivalent to death. If the spyware steals sensitive information about the human, it's the equivalent of getting tortured (or at least brainwashed) into giving away information.

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  4. Sad... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 3, Funny

    The sad thing is that using something more enticing like "Free boobs this way" would send millions of clueless Joe Windowses your way... All ripe for the picking.

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    1. Re:Sad... by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which way did you say?

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    2. Re:Sad... by SkyDude · · Score: 2, Funny

      The sad thing is that using something more enticing like "Free boobs this way" would send millions of clueless Joe Windowses your way... All ripe for the picking.

      And of course, no *nix users would EVER do that.....

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    3. Re:Sad... by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Which way did you say?


      I'm sure he was referring to the free boobs with every happy meal at McD's. Well, OK, you probably have to eat more than one.
    4. Re:Sad... by ZOMFF · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's true. Free porn is a great way to get people to click on things they usually wouldn't click on. While I was in college about 8 years ago, I set up a porn share from my computer that was password protected. I also included a file called GET_PORN_PASSWORD.EXE which popped up a box with the password. The EXE also installed the client stub for Sub7 (a type of back-orafice program). Since Sub7 was fairly new, none of the antivirus software picked up on it. Over the next 24 hours I had pretty much 8,000 machines that I could fully remote, pull data off of, log key strokes, etc (my personal favorite was opening the cdrom drive and playing a "FEED ME" wave file).

      Luckily I was never questioned about the matter and by the time most people caught on, Antivirus definitions were updated to detect the Sub7 stub.

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    5. Re:Sad... by Starayo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but we can do it with confidence that we're relatively safe. *nix is like a condom.

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    6. Re:Sad... by c_forq · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember using Sub7 in High School, a friend and I infected an entire computer lab and would mess with random people during our computer literacy class. My favorite tricks were the flipping the monitor image and the matrix-screen thing. It lasted a few months before the anti-virus started detecting and fixing our backdoor. A couple years after I graduated a kid was expelled from my school for doing about the same thing, so I'm glad we were never caught.

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    7. Re:Sad... by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      Sub7 is particularly nasty in that there is a backdoor in it, even if you password protect access theres a way around the password. So your school would have been very right to expel you for installing it on their computers, you not only allowed yourself access but anyone who knows about the backdoor as well. I have also heard rumors that the client itself for sub7 contained a backdoor. Though I was never able to confirm the client backdoor I was able to confirm the server password backdoor.

  5. 0,16% by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At a click rate of 0,16% - about one in 600 - I have to wonder if not a fairly large portion is simple click errors. You intend to click on some other link nearby on the page but by mistake click that one instead. There's several kind of interaction slips just like that that we do in other circumstances after all.

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    1. Re:0,16% by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Click errors, or pranksters being in an Internet café, in a computer shop, at school, at a "friend's" house, or being employees just about to be fired, who want to adequately "prepare" their PC for their successor.

    2. Re:0,16% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. 98% of the people who clicked are Windows users. That means that either they are terrible at using the mouse, or they clicked the link deliberately.

    3. Re:0,16% by dour+power · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even those who deliberately clicked on the link could have easily read the text as, "Get it inspected here!" Not an excuse, but certainly understandable. How many /. article postings contain at least one sincere reply of the form, "Am I the only one who read that as...?"

    4. Re:0,16% by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      Does it matter? I'm sure the virus writers are going to go "hmm, I don't think this person REALLY meant to click on the button to get here, let's not infect him!"

      If people get into trouble because of clumsiness, that's still a valid sample. And if, like Microsoft, you chase any desktop market including the clumsy desktop market, you can't claim that security failures which exploit clumsies somehow don't count.

    5. Re:0,16% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to wonder if not a fairly large portion is simple click errors

      As well as those who have English as a second language, and even semiliterate "loosers" (you "sea" them "hear" at slashdot all the "thyme") who may think "infect your PC" means "protect your PC".

      To you semiliterate slashdotters: If you loose your dog, keep an eye on him lest you lose him. The verb "loose" is not the same as the verb "lose".

    6. Re:0,16% by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      At a click rate of 0,16% - about one in 600 - I have to wonder if not a fairly large portion is simple click errors. You intend to click on some other link nearby on the page but by mistake click that one instead.

      If it had been higher than 1%, I would have guessed at click errors too. Howerver, 0.16% pretty much looks like the "utter-stupidity-ratio" that we have on the Internet, and is probably about the same ratio of people who buy stuff from spam. The only reason spam still exists is because it works, which means that *some* people give them their money. Saying 0.16% of internet users are utterly stupid doesn't sound like an overstatement to me.

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    7. Re:0,16% by shystershep · · Score: 1

      If 0.16% is the utter stupidity ratio on your internet, it must be different from mine.

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    8. Re:0,16% by plover · · Score: 1
      It also could be the "loyal fan base" clicking because the page begged them to. How many pages have you been to that have asked you to "Please click on our advertisers!" Have you ever done so out of sympathy for the page owner as opposed to interest in the product being advertised? Would you always study those ads before clicking on them?

      Yes, Occam's razor does suggest that these are the stupidest of the stupid, and that Darwinism is desperately trying to drive them offline. But I wanted to point out that it's not an all-or-nothing proposition, and that there are other rational explanations that could account for a few percent of those clicks.

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  6. Hmmm by gordgekko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's news that at least 0.16% of people are idiots? Actually I'm shocked the number was this low. This is actually good news.

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    1. Re:Hmmm by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Well, it means that 0.16% are idiots who can read. Unknown hordes of idiots can't read or don't use computers.

    2. Re:Hmmm by Imaria · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was thinking the same thing; this actually bodes far better for common sense than I would have imagined otherwise.

    3. Re:Hmmm by julesh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Consider that click through rates to a relevant ad are typically less than 3%. This represents 5% of people who would normally click on an advert.

    4. Re:Hmmm by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      Most of the people who actually clicked on it were not idiots but security consultants.

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    5. Re:Hmmm by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      The percentage should be adjusted for the ratio of users that click Adwords in the first place though. Perhaps it's no more than 20% or so.

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    6. Re:Hmmm by sulfur · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that those people were idiots? Your computer doesn't get immediately infected if you click on a hyperlink that says "It will be infected if you click here". I would have clicked on it just out of curiosity to see what it would try to do (wouldn't use IE for that, though).

  7. statistics by jonastullus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    sorry, couldn't RTFA because the link text was kinda prohibiting.

    the poster makes it sound as if the conclusion from the statistic is something like "oh my god, windows users are sooo dumb". but also quoting the percentage of all users using windows would reveal a prior probability of something in the 90s already. so, assuming that the "experiment" has an error greater 0, the deviation between the prior probability and 98% has almost no significance...

    1. Re:statistics by richlv · · Score: 3, Insightful

      i was reading that more as "no, that was not linux users clicking the link for fun". i mean, i would click on such a link ;)

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    2. Re:statistics by zix619 · · Score: 1

      From the article: " 98% of those people were running Windows. "

    3. Re:statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in February I was looking for something on a site and a link to the page below popped up. Apparently they thought that my old SUSE box needed a tune up. I followed it because I needed a laugh.

      http://www.tuneupadvisor.com/fix-exe.aspx?t=linux. exe

  8. Not exactly. by SolitaryMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Google Adwords campaign cost $23 in total, which works out to $0.06 per infection had the site actually been malicious."

    Not exactly.

    $0.06 per infection attempt, which is obviously not the same thing.

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    1. Re:Not exactly. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      $0.06 per infection attempt, which is obviously not the same thing. Not even that. The site had just some boring text on it, no actual virus. So, it didn't even attempt to infect the PC.
    2. Re:Not exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "$0.06 per infection attempt, which is obviously not the same thing."

      True. I would probably click on the link to see what was up with that, and very likely wouldnt get infected.
      Im sure most of those 400 people did it by mistake (misclick) or was curious and knew what was doing (ie, wouldnt get infected).

    3. Re:Not exactly. by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

      $0.06 per infection attempt, which is obviously not the same thing. I don't know. 98% of 406=397.88 If you assume the author calculated $23/398, you get .057. Even if you accounted for all of the Windows users who surf the web protected, you would still likely need to divide by at least 397 which still leaves the number at .057.
    4. Re:Not exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to calculate with 1/0.98, not with 0.98, because if there are less people sucessfully infected, then each successful infection costs more.

      Not that it would make any difference when the result is rounded up to whole cents.

    5. Re:Not exactly. by Starayo · · Score: 1

      Obviously, this is the cost per infection attempt had the site been malicious.

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  9. Oh dear. by massivefoot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This just goes to show, not matter how much you warn people they're about to do something really dumb, the still will. How many people do you think read that advert, though "No, it can't possibly mean that..." and then clicked on it to see?

    1. Re:Oh dear. by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or how many people thought ' it cant happen to me, as im protected ', but were still curious what the page was about.

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    2. Re:Oh dear. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      "No, it can't possibly mean that..." and then clicked on it to see? I did, but then I have Linux on my PC.
    3. Re:Oh dear. by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      How many people do you think read that advert, though "No, it can't possibly mean that..." and then clicked on it to see?
      I know, I know. I feel like a total moron. That's exactly what I thought, and so I clicked it. What's worse is that I was running windows ME with IE6 and no anti-virus or anti-spyware. I was so relieved that I didn't get infected, since I'm still kinda haunted from the last time I got pwned by a virus. It was distressing having to restore from another VMware snapshot. I swore I'd never let it happen again. :)
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    4. Re:Oh dear. by Sancho · · Score: 1

      How do you know that you didn't get infected?

  10. Underserved group by Nymz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At a click rate of 0,16% - about one in 600 - I have to wonder if not a fairly large portion is simple click errors.

    At first I thought the same thing, just random misclicks. But then it hit me, there are a large number of users on the internet that don't have the know-how to install a virus on a computer of someone they hate, like an uppity coworker.

    Imagine a bussiness model that would allow anyone to simply 1-click and install a virus (not a feature, those are patentable). Revenue would be generated with advertisments downloaded by the trojan, that would popup at random times on the victims computer. In essence, the victim would have to pay for the service. Brilliant!
    1. Re:Underserved group by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Informative

      For the Debian users, it's easy: http://debianplanet.org/?from=405

    2. Re:Underserved group by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      That's just what I was thinking. I imagine .016% of their sampled users were people using some PC other than their own, who had some motivation to see the machine get screwed up or "break down" in some manner.

      That or it may have even been people who were wise to the whole thing... thinking "Yeah, right.... This must be some kind of joke or really funny ad campaign. Let me see what it REALLY does when I click here."

    3. Re:Underserved group by ewanm89 · · Score: 1

      :( it isn't in the 'buntu repos.

  11. Re:0,16% Mac/Linux users by nyctopterus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And of that tiny percentage how many were Windows users taking the fairly safe bet that the ad didn't do what it said?

  12. Browser stats by locofungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The comments give the browser stats:

    335 - some version of IE
    52 - Some version of Firefox
    5 - other

    That gives Firefox a 15% share.

    Tim.

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    1. Re:Browser stats by Torodung · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pretty much reflects total market share almost 1:1. When 90% of the consumer market uses MS as their OS, is it terribly surprising that 85% of consumer *morons* use it?

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    2. Re:Browser stats by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      That gives Firefox a 15% share. Not necessarily. It could also mean that Firefox users are more self-confident and thus have a higher probability of clicking on the link, because they know it can't harm them anyways...
    3. Re:Browser stats by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much reflects total market share almost 1:1. When 90% of the consumer market uses MS as their OS, is it terribly surprising that 85% of consumer *morons* use it?

      There should always someone wrecking a good bashing with some plain logic, isn't there.

      But boring jokes aside, it brings another topic into descussion. What would be the % of infected systems, if that WOULD be a malicious site.

      On a patched up XP or Vista right now, are there active drive-by-downloads you can exploit on IE, Opera, Firefox?
      If so, next question is, how many of them rely on JavaScript being enabled.

      I'm not familiar with an active IE exploit for a patched up IE6/7 right now. Also on IE7 in Vista, an active exploit wouldn't be able to write the file to the disk and execute it, or modify system files and configuration.

      Bottom line is, people clicked on a curious link, clicking a link isn't so terribly dangerous on a secure system.

    4. Re:Browser stats by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Interesting, given that Firefox has a 12% market share that 15% of the people that clicked use Firefox.

      Guess Firefox users aren't smarter than IE users after all.

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    5. Re:Browser stats by locofungus · · Score: 1

      That gives Firefox a 15% share.

      Not necessarily. It could also mean that Firefox users are more self-confident and thus have a higher probability of clicking on the link, because they know it can't harm them anyways...


      Ha! I was going to suggest that firefox users are more "educated" and less likely to click on a link.

      On the whole though I'd assume that there were the roughly same proportion of idiots in each camp

      Tim.

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    6. Re:Browser stats by Torodung · · Score: 1

      Even less dangerous if you're using Lynx! ;^)

      I heartily agree with the spirit and content of your reply. Browsers are safe if configured properly. PEBKAC is the primary vector for most of this stuff, not a software company. ActiveX was an insecure design, as is .NET because of backwards compatibility, but if you whitelist in IE according to this document

      http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/online/br owsing_safety.mspx

      and browse the "Internet Zone," not at "High" as suggested, but with a "Custom" setting where every feature but the HTML interpreter is shut down, you're pretty darned safe. Run Spybot S&D's Teatimer, with the HOSTS modifications and read-only enabled, and you're close to immaculate.

      I couldn't be arsed. I run Firefox because it's, to my belief, as secure as the circus I described above with far less trouble. "It's the lack of glaring design flaws." should be its slogan. ;^)

      But you can secure IE just as well. It just takes some work and a bit of intelligence.

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    7. Re:Browser stats by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ha! I was going to suggest that firefox users are more "educated" and less likely to click on a link. It's not so simple. Their education allows them to know that they should not click on such a link in IE. But it also tells them to run Firefox. While running Firefox, especially on Linux, they would have no risk, and curiosity will win.

      It might be more interesting (but harder to obtain) a statistic broken down not only by the browser which user is currently using, but also by browser which they usually use. Here an "usual Firefox user currently stuck on IE" might be less likely to click on such a link. But such data can unfortunately not be obtained, short of asking user directly.

      Hmmm, and even in that case, the behavior might not be what would be expected. A "usual Firefox user currently stuck on IE" might still click on that link, in order to teach the party who stuck him on IE a lesson... Tricky, tricky...

      On the whole though I'd assume that there were the roughly same proportion of idiots in each camp Not necessarily. As shown above, both idiots and smart people might click on the link. But they would do so for different reasons.
    8. Re:Browser stats by locofungus · · Score: 1

      Interesting, given that Firefox has a 12% market share that 15% of the people that clicked use Firefox.

      And there were no netscape users that clicked although your link gives 12% to netscape too.

      The clickthrough stats give 73% to IE6, your link gives 56%

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    9. Re:Browser stats by NatasRevol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why should I have to work to protect my browser? Or my computer while just *going* to a web site.

      There's such a huge jump in logic there that it just befuddles me that 'configuring properly' is required to use the internet.

      No computer/browser is perfect, but it just makes basic sense to use a computer/browser that starts at a very secure state and allows you to open it up if you want/need. Rather than the other way around.

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    10. Re:Browser stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! I was going to suggest that firefox users are more "educated" and less likely to click on a link.

      It's not so simple. Their education allows them to know that they should not click on such a link in IE. But it also tells them to run Firefox. While running Firefox, especially on Linux, they would have no risk, and curiosity will win.

      It might be more interesting (but harder to obtain) a statistic broken down not only by the browser which user is currently using, but also by browser which they usually use. Here an "usual Firefox user currently stuck on IE" might be less likely to click on such a link. But such data can unfortunately not be obtained, short of asking user directly.

      Hmmm, and even in that case, the behavior might not be what would be expected. A "usual Firefox user currently stuck on IE" might still click on that link, in order to teach the party who stuck him on IE a lesson... Tricky, tricky...


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  13. Doesn't really mean much by gazbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hell, if I saw that link I'd click on it for sure. Well, I might drop to Cygwin and use lynx "just in case", but there's no way I'd not investigate such a link.

    1. Re:Doesn't really mean much by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      Totally. I'd use IE on an open wide (as in like a whore) XP (virtual machine) just to watch it die.

  14. ONLY? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    0.16%? I'd have guessed far more would click.

    Next time call it "hot chicks with huge tits want to give you some love virus". I predict a /. effect.

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    1. Re:ONLY? by aldo.gs · · Score: 1

      It is my impression that you only need "hot chicks with huge tits wanto to give you", then you can add any string that you want.
      Okay, maybe except "some goatse".

      That is rather interesting, that the other post linking it was modded offtopic :P

  15. Why does it matter what OS they were using? by Torodung · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I once explained that browser security is almost entirely determined by the user. This proves it. I wouldn't trust that 0.16% with a pocket calculator, let alone a computer!

    You can't write code or design software that will secure "stupid." Firefox and Linux are certainly easier to secure, and they have a better security model, but they aren't idiot proof.

    If those folks were using an abacus, they'd probably get their head stuck in it! <G>

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    1. Re:Why does it matter what OS they were using? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      If those folks were using an abacus, they'd probably get their head stuck in it Nice one! Is anyone keeping a bash.org-style archive of Slashdot quotes?
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    2. Re:Why does it matter what OS they were using? by Faylone · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe you're looking for http://seenonslash.com/

    3. Re:Why does it matter what OS they were using? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing "stupid" with "ignorant". Thinking McAffee makes your computer virus-proof is ignorant. Not knowing what "infect" means is ignorant. Not knowing that a screen saver is actually an executable is ignorant. Not knowing what an executable is in the first place is ignorant.

      Getting infected once by installing a screen saver is ignorant. The second time it's stupid. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

      There is a cure for ignorant, there is no cure for stupid. Using IE is ignorant. Using IE after I tell you using IE is stupid is stupid.

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  16. Malicious intent by canb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it might very well be possible that many of those clicks are made from computers that are not owned by the user. Like maybe the school's computer or a friend's (who has wronged you) computer that the user (who has access, but not the know-how of how to infect)would want to harm. So I'd wager that quite a few of those clicks would not qualify as a completely idiotic act.

  17. Idiots ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe people clicking this link are not so dumb.

    I would say that people clicking "Click here to check if your PC is virus-free !" are more stupid.
    Personally, I wouldn't have clicked the "get infected", but I understand curious people who would because they are confident in their protection and this is kind of joke. When I see "Get your PC infected !", I think "no way, nobody can want this, must be a joke or something".

    Of course, being confident in one's protection and using Windows IS stupid...

  18. Time for a crusade! by mrbluze · · Score: 2, Funny

    Getting rid of most std's is easier than getting rid of some spyware/viruses...

    We need to go on a crusade to teach people how to surf porn safely, such as avoiding using a firewall on a microsoftie, but to make sure you have a hardened system first!

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    1. Re:Time for a crusade! by ronanbear · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you had a hardened system first then porn wouldn't be as useful.

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  19. You pay all this money for AV software.. by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting

    sometimes you just like to know that it is working.

    I wonder if average users of AV software look at their "quarantined files" and do a rough calculation of how much each of them cost..

    "Hmm, I paid $60 for AV software this year and I've had a grand total of 4 files quarantined.. that's $12.50 per file."

    I guess not, as 99% of people probably have zero files quarantined, not counting the false positives (I know I do).

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    1. Re:You pay all this money for AV software.. by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if average users of AV software look at their "quarantined files" and do a rough calculation of how much each of them cost..

      "Hmm, I paid $60 for AV software this year and I've had a grand total of 4 files quarantined.. that's $12.50 per file."


      That puts my life insurance in perspective. I paid hundreds of dollars for it this year, and I've had a grant total of zero deaths. That' uhmm.. division by zero exception per death, I guess.
    2. Re:You pay all this money for AV software.. by DaleGlass · · Score: 1

      That's the wrong metric though.

      The right one is: Does AV software save more than it costs? Eg, if reimaging a box costs $100, and you've got to fix 50 of them because it spread all around the company and DoSed the network, then paying $60 per year per box(and you should get a MUCH better price than that if you're licensing for 50) is definitely worth it. Sometimes it's something annoying and mostly harmless, but some viruses have really nasty effects. Take Slammer for instance.

    3. Re:You pay all this money for AV software.. by seven7h · · Score: 5, Funny

      Looks like we have a member of the 0.16% here on /.
      $12.50 x 4 = $50

    4. Re:You pay all this money for AV software.. by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      No, you're talking about someone who pays 60 bucks a year for AV software--the original calculation stands... ;)

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  20. Attempted Infection == Infection by weinrich · · Score: 1

    Given the demographic involved in this case, it's almost certainly the same thing. I think it shows up in Wikipedia as an example under "Inevitable" or "Foregone Conclusion."

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    1. Re:Attempted Infection == Infection by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Given the demographic involved in this case, it's almost certainly the same thing.

      You wouldn't like when Windows users call your favorite distro totally user-unfriendly, unusable as a desktop system, or good for nothing more that a toy to hack in your free time.

      It's the same thing when people bend the truth of Windows to fit their little propaganda and misfit elitism.

    2. Re:Attempted Infection == Infection by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting that people who know enough to take basic security precautions can still suffer the moth-to-flame effect. I know I'm not completely immune. If I saw an ad like that I would be so mystified by how blatant it was that I would be really tempted to click it just to find out if it's serious or not.

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    3. Re:Attempted Infection == Infection by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Usually I would agree with you.

      But keep in mind that these people are virtually ALL running Windows and they just clicked a ad which promised to install malware on their computers.
      They arent the brightest cookies in the jar.

    4. Re:Attempted Infection == Infection by suv4x4 · · Score: 1


      But keep in mind that these people are virtually ALL running Windows and they just clicked a ad which promised to install malware on their computers.
      They arent the brightest cookies in the jar.


      You have no way of knowing what they thought when clicking this.

      First of all, this is just a mind trick. Many people would read this ad in a hurry as an ad for antivirus software. The fact that it said "click here to infect your pc" doesn't make the ad more dangerous than if it said otherwise.

      If you actually read what it exactly said, it looks like a joke. Have you seen a single scam that says "this is a scam, please install this spyware to steal your credit card"?

      So, in this context, how is a clicking a link saying "infect me" any more dangerous than clicking a link that says "click here for totally harmless content".

      You're free to have your fun at the expense of few curious or confused people who clicked a simple link for whatever reason, but it's really all just that, a funny joke. It means nothing else.

    5. Re:Attempted Infection == Infection by weighn · · Score: 1

      So, in this context, how is a clicking a link saying "infect me" any more dangerous than clicking a link that says "click here for totally harmless content" I guess you should also consider how many people install crapware by following links that say bologna along the lines of "Your pc is at risk. Click here for ... ".
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    6. Re:Attempted Infection == Infection by radish · · Score: 1

      I'd click it just to find out what was on the other side - I'm curious about such things. Yes I run windows, but I'm also reasonably confident in my security precautions. The point is, I think, that of that 400 or so clicks, we don't know how many were mistakes, how many were people mis-reading the link, how many were just plain idiots and how many were inquisitive types like myself. Thus, the raw statistic (400!!OMGWTF!!hahaL00zers!) is not really very useful or interesting.

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    7. Re:Attempted Infection == Infection by ajs318 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yes, but if you didn't know what it was or whether it was safe, you wouldn't click it in your browser, would you? You'd use netcat. For example, if the link goes to http://somesite.someisp.cc/some/long/filename.ext? query_string then you'd need to do

      echo -e "GET /some/long/filename.ext?query_string HTTP/1.1\nHost: somesite.someisp.cc\n" | nc somesite.someisp.cc 80
      which will dump the raw HTTP response onto STDOUT. And that's safe because you can't muck anything up by printing to the screen (well, you might get unlucky and have some weirdy escape code sequence turn off echo or redefine the entire character set or beep incessantly; but the whole beauty of xterm windows is that you can always close one forcibly if you have to).

      And then, if and only if it looks safe, you can use wget http://somesite.someisp.cc/some/long/filename.ext to download it for investigation.
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    8. Re:Attempted Infection == Infection by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      I guess you should also consider how many people install crapware by following links that say bologna along the lines of "Your pc is at risk. Click here for ... ".

      True, but this is an old and known fact. There's no way to prevent a user on any OS from willfully installing and running a program that he believes is doing something good for his computer.

      I knew a guy who thought just the mere fact he clicked on an ad "speed up my internet" (and doing nothing further), ... speeded up his internet.

    9. Re:Attempted Infection == Infection by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh no, that's much too complex. I just click on the little blue "E". Works every time.

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    10. Re:Attempted Infection == Infection by springbox · · Score: 1

      It would probably be easier to use wget to do the same thing: wget http://www.somesite.org/

    11. Re:Attempted Infection == Infection by boa · · Score: 1

      You didn't google for xterm+vulnerability before posting, did you? ;-)

  21. This is only a test.... by Torodung · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is possible that some folks were testing their antivirus/patch status when they clicked? How many of them were loading the web page for forensic analysis?

    Security "white hats" do things like that you know. All those hits could be FBI agents for all we know. ;^)

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    1. Re:This is only a test.... by ben+there... · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I had seen it I'd click it. Just for the hell of it. Not because I think Firefox is completely invulnerable, but because it has a low probability of infecting me. Best case I cost some moron some money. Worst case I find a hole in Fx. Why not? That is, if I paid any attention whatsoever to Google Ads.

    2. Re:This is only a test.... by loucura! · · Score: 1

      Google has ads?!

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  22. summing up the numbers.. by anonymous_but_brave · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From a browser perspective, 52 clicks were Firefox and 335 were IE (added up from TFA). So, 13% of those who clicked were using Firefox. From what I recall, 10-15% of all internet surfers use Firefox... I personally would have suspected a larger proportion of IE users.

  23. Huh? by julesh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Last time I ran a Google Adwords campaign, they'd drop your advert if you get less than a threshold clickthrough rate. I think it was 0.5%. It was certainly higher than 0.16%. So how did they do this? Have Google dropped that restriction?

    1. Re:Huh? by simong · · Score: 2, Informative

      As far as I can see they'll take your money for as long as you're willing to pay it. Your ad might fall back on to the second page of results but you're paying for the impressions as well as the clicks.

    2. Re:Huh? by Torodung · · Score: 1

      Three words: "Initial Public Offering"

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    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you're paying for the impressions as well as the clicks."

      No, you aren't.

    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Same thoughts,

      Budgets are also set daily, not monthly as Stevens reports (although they used to be).

      From the adswords site

      Set your budget
      There's no minimum spending requirement--the amount you pay for AdWords is up to you. You can, for instance, set a daily budget of five dollars and a maximum cost of ten cents for each click on your ad


      If keywords are 'underperforming', however in the automatic bidding system, they will be disabled, unless your bid is increased to the level suggested by the system.

      Computer related ads must be highly competitive and would require a higher bid than the couple of euros a month Stevens suggests.

      I can't imagine this ad actually running.
  24. For once I have an excuse... by JetScootr · · Score: 3, Funny

    for not RTFA'ing. Being a true /.er, here's my opinion anyway:
    Microsoft sucks. Users are idiots.

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  25. Have phun with adwords web logs... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
    While idly clicking around on the Didier Stevens' page, I found the following gem (on the page about Spamdexing ):

    These are the fields of a click-trough event entry:
    • ...
    • Query - the query issued by the user, case shifted with most punctuation removed.
    • ...
    Hmmm, interesting. Wanna have some phun? Search for some offensive and/or funny phrase, and if ads come up, clickety away! (Hint: work brand names into your query... However, for some reason, word plays on Wii don't give the expected results... No ads, although Wii just by itself does work. Weird)
  26. assuming they are humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


    of course these clicks couldn't be from Spiders/Robots, a lot of rogue bots/spiders use the IE UserAgent so as to fool logs, they tend to click on every link (adverts and hidden spam trap links included) i know ive grepped my logs and see so-called IE "users" clicking on every single link and download on my site within 10sec, all the time (must be fast readers or a bot) look for MFC in the UA string too as this is a sign of the IE COM component which is what a lot of the bots/spiders use for their dodgy page slurping

    so by the time you remove the bots from these stats you are probably left with 3 genuine clicks and a load of "LOL this advert cannot be serious, lets have a look" clicks

  27. or cache pre-fetch by jamesh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Would any aggressive cache pre-fetch engines follow links like this?

    1. Re:or cache pre-fetch by Jotii · · Score: 1

      Fortunately not, since the AdSense ads are Javascript generated. It would be quite dangerous for Google if those pre-fetchers did.

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  28. click_me.exe by voudras · · Score: 4, Funny

    My good friend once joked that 95% of users would double click an icon named "ClickMe.EXE", without much thought at all.

    the other 5 percent would right click and select open.

  29. Badsense by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Funny

    The sad thing is that using something more enticing like "Free boobs this way" would send millions of clueless Joe Windowses your way... I can see the advert now:-

    Free boobies for all!
    Cute booby chicks for your delectation! aff
    en.wikipedia.org
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    1. Re:Badsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dang, Wikipedia's slow...!

    2. Re:Badsense by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Badsense by thetable123 · · Score: 1

      heheh it says booby chick under one of the pictures. Thats cool.

    4. Re:Badsense by Mawbid · · Score: 1

      Hehe. Boobies have chicks. I guess some guys already saw it that way.

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    5. Re:Badsense by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 2, Informative

      The sad thing is that using something more enticing like "Free boobs this way" would send millions of clueless Joe Windowses your way... I can see the advert now:-

      Free boobies for all!

      Cute booby chicks for your delectation! aff

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  30. specious argument .. by rs232 · · Score: 2

    'I think it might very well be possible that many of those clicks are made from computers that are not owned by the user'

    Without any evidence to the contrary your argument is entirely specious. How do we know they weren't space aliens.

    was Re:Malicious intent (Score:5, excuses~1)

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    1. Re:specious argument .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, we shouldn't ever make any conjectures regarding anything at all because it might just be space aliens.

    2. Re:specious argument .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

      No, if I said the clicks were from space aliens than I would at least produce one alien.

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  31. testing their AV .. ? by rs232 · · Score: 1

    'It is possible that some folks were testing their antivirus/patch status when they clicked?'

    On the other hand it is possible that 100% of Windows users are morons as against 2% for the rest. No one in his right mind would click on a malicious link to test their antivirus/patch status.

    As a test, in your work place, set up a power socket with a sign over it that says 'Testing the ELCB system, please insert fingers in socket'. Lets see how many you get.

    Re:This is only a test....

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  32. Wait.... by ZeroSerenity · · Score: 3, Funny

    Was this story really submitted by Gates himself?

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  33. From a Windows Vista perspective by Drakin020 · · Score: 0

    How many people would click that stupid "Allow" Button if it said "Were gana fark up your PC....Allow?"

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  34. Re:0,16% Mac/Linux users by Zonk+(troll) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Virus scanners create a false sense of security.

    <user> I have Norton. My computer is now immune to all viruses.
    (one week later)
    <user> I have a virus, can you fix it?

    I've seen people many times think that because they had Norton or McAfee, that they could do whatever they want without having to worry about getting a virus and act reckless. Open every attachment they get in email, downloading and running random .exes from "FREE!!!!!!!!!" sites, use Internet Explorer, etc.

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  35. See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think twice before you wish that such people switch to Linux.

    I'm not elitist. I just think that a smaller market share is the best market share.

  36. small number of people by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    409 of 259,000 people is a pretty small percentage. How many of those clicks were just accidents where people only read the first sentance? How many were just mac people trying to make windows people look bad?

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    1. Re:small number of people by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      409 of 259,000 people is a pretty small percentage. How many of those clicks were just accidents where people only read the first sentance? How many were just mac people trying to make windows people look bad?


      Accidents, I'll believe. But Mac people trying to make Windows users look bad? Did you even read the summary, let alone the actual article? It said that the majority of the people who clicked the link were Windows users, and I doubt very much it came from having users fill out a survey. "Hey, we just duped you, you mind telling us a little about yourself so we can add it to our files?"

      More likely, they were using some kind of server-side metrics. See, your browser sends the server a browser ID every time it requests a page. You can even see exactly what that browser ID is by clicking on Help > About... it's in the same place on Firefox, Opera, and IE (though Opera has an option in the settings where you can tweak it to lie to a server about what it is). Here's what mine looks like:

      Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.8.1.3) Gecko/20070309 Firefox/2.0.0.3


      By having Apache log that information, and by running a log analysis, anybody can tell that I'm running Linux, that the kernel is compiled for an i686 architecture, and that I'm running Firefox 2.0.0.3. What's more, PHP is capable of reading those headers without having to check the log, and it's ridiculously easy to have PHP parse them for the required information and dump it straight into an SQL database so that realtime stats can be viewed any time without having to parse the server logs for it.

      In order for a Mac user to try to make a Windows user look dumb, the Mac user would have to go out and buy a Windows-based PC, and then hope that they actually see the same ad again while browsing Google on said Windows-based computer, just so they could click it and make Windows look bad. Now, I've known some pretty rabid Mac zealots in my time, but I have never known one who would go to that kind of lengths to make PC look bad.
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  37. this is stupid by c6gunner · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'd just like to point out that all of you posting on this thread got here by clicking a link which says "Click Here To Infect Your PC!". Therefore, by the authors logic (and the logic of many of the posters themselves) you're all a bunch of morons. Congratulations!

    1. Re:this is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually got here by clicking the read more link. Both you and the author are very good at making assumptions though :)

  38. Re:0,16% Mac/Linux users by nyctopterus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wasn't talking about virus scanners, I was thinking more along the lines that it's very unlikely that the ad did what it said it would do, and much more likely it was study or a joke -- people would guess that before clicking it.

  39. $23 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $23 to come up with this figures, cheap!

  40. I worked with a guy... by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He comes into work one day and you can tell by looking at him that he's pissed. He goes into the break room to get ready for the shift so I go back there and ask him what's wrong.

    He says, "I'm need a new ****ing computer."
    I ask why...
    "because the one I have now is too slow. I can't use the web because I get hundreds of popups."
    I tell him that's a pretty easy thing to fix and off to burn a CD and write up some directions for him.
    He tells me that won't work... again, I ask why.
    "Because I'm ****ing sick of Microsoft."
    I tell him I totally understand that, but that his problem with the pop-ups is pretty easy to fix.
    He says, "No, it's not. I click on all the Windows that ask me if I want to remove the viruses from my computer and they are always charging me $20-$40 per virus. I spent almost $400 last week!"

    Another computer savvy employee had joined the conversation by this point and we both looked at each other in complete disbelief. The guy wasn't joking...

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  41. My PC is still virus-free? by nickspoon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm disappointed.

    1. Re:My PC is still virus-free? by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't be running Linux then, should you. You get what you paid for...

      You want virusses, you run the other one.

  42. 98% Windows users != statistically surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The poster also makes it seem as if it's some huge surprise that 98% of users clicking the link are Windows users. I don't find it surprising at all given that Windows has an extremely large market saturation and Windows users are the only ones who are concerned about viruses and protecting themselves. There's only a few AV products for Linux, and Macs users don't have to worry about viruses at all anyway, so why would they bother?

  43. Re:0,16% Mac/Linux users by pete.com · · Score: 0

    You are giving end users way to much credit.

  44. 99% by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1
    If 99% of people had zero files quarantined in a year, then the ambient infestation rates measured by various parties (including Earthlink) would be either much higher (near 99% because AV was never working) or much lower (near 1% because AV was almost always working) than the roughly 20% observed for home users. Given the observed ambient infestation rates, we know that at least 20% of home users are managing to get infected (probably more, because most systems seem to get disinfected and stay clean for a while, so somebody else is picking up the slack.) With that many exposed, we would expect to see AV working at least some of the time, leading to a statement more along the lines of "...as 20% of people probably have at least some files quarantined..." in a year.

    Was the following statement an accidental troll? It's certainly bogus unless you replace "of people" with "of UNIX users".

    "I guess not, as 99% of people probably have zero files quarantined, not counting the false positives (I know I do)."
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  45. Do not press this button by tttonyyy · · Score: 1

    It's just like telling children "don't touch that". It only makes it more alluring...

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  46. According to Netcraft, 98% of anything is done by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to Netcraft, 98% of anything is done by Win users. Whodathought that?

  47. a better study by sorak · · Score: 1

    "click here for virus" sounds like a joke.

    A better study would involve a warez site with an application designed to trigger false positives among AV scanners. I wonder if embedding a virus in a function that never gets called would set off a virus scanner.

    1. Re:a better study by Arterion · · Score: 1

      I agree. Had I seen the ad, I would have clicked it just out of curiosity. Just as if I saw a sign saying "ENTER HERE TO GET BEATEN WITH A BALL BAT" above some business downtown, I'd have to peek in just to see what was up.

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  48. How many of them were vulnerable? by _iris · · Score: 1

    The article didn't mention any actual vulnerability detection. The price per infection at least quadruples when you consider that the web site would have a very difficult time determining in what ways each client was vulnerable and then providing the proper payload. The quoted price per infection was for advertising only. Since AdWords uses the logevity of your web site to rank your ads on their results pages, you would need to host this on a paid-for web host/connection because a hacked account is very temporary.

    One explanation is that those clicks are by security researchers, probably running a virtual machine to test the link.

  49. Analogy by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    Some state, I think Washington, was suggesting a law requiring any mountain climber to carry a GPS. Sounded fine to me, but a *real mountain climber pointed out that sometimes security & safety are bad.

    The reasoning is like in your example: the GPS makes amateurs feel like they can try things they shouldn't. And AV programs make people open more attachments, click more ads, etc.

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    1. Re:Analogy by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

      Thats a good point. To add my own example.

      I used to work at a sumer camp that had some waterfalls kids could climb to the top of and slide down. However in order to get to the top you had to climb a very narrow trail that was sometimes a little slippery. If you fell, stepped in a hole, or tripped over one of the many roots in the path you could easily fall over the side and drop/slide onto the rocks at the bottom. However, despite 200+ kids a day climbing it as far back as anyone knows there has never been an injury on that trail.

      Which is especially surprising considering some of the inventive ways kids have managed to injure themselves. Like the girl who was sweeping and accidentally smashed her hand through a window.

    2. Re:Analogy by Monsieur_F · · Score: 2, Funny

      Like the girl who was sweeping and accidentally smashed her hand through a window.


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  50. Curiousity by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    Why do people assume that the 409 persons who clicked that ad are stupid? If I had seen such an ad, I would have clicked it, because I know how not to get infected, and that it would have aroused my curiousity.

    Maybe some of the 409 persons are clueless and dumb, maybe some clicked by error, and maybe some were curious and amused.

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  51. Re:0,16% Mac/Linux users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real men don't use virus scanners.

    I actually just bought a toshiba laptop and the first thing to get ripped out was McAfee because it annoyed the living shit out of me.

  52. That's good news by singingjim1 · · Score: 1

    I'm encouraged by the fact that only .2% clicked the link. I would have thought there were more curious risk takers and complete morons out there.

  53. Can it be click fraud? by sfogel · · Score: 1

    By default adwords places the ads also on the Google Network (the famous ads by Gooooogle). The website owner gets some revenue if users click on the link. Inscupulous webmasters pay people to visit sites and randomly click on ads.

    Does anyone know how much Google refunds advertisers for "quality adjustment"? It is probably above the difference between 0.16% and the typical 2-3%.

  54. Bogus because it's flawed by hexed_2050 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The tester did not take into account that his/her ad will also appear on 3rd party websites which the owner stands to make money from. There are many groups that take advantage of ads being displayed on their own 'ring of websites' and will generate fraud clicks no matter what the title/description of the ad displayed.

    Example:

    Joe runs a website. Joe decides he wants some income for his website and signs up for Google Adsense which displays contextual Google ads on his website. Google gives Joe a percentage of the revenue (30-40%?!-google doesn't tell exactly how much.) Joe decides to get some of his friends to click on his ads to boost his monthly revenue. Joe makes more money, and the ad gets more clicks. Advertisers have no idea that Joe is falsely generating clicks and will happily pay Google for the clicks, which in turn Google pays Joe his dividends as well.

    Now if the tester turned off the ability to have his ads displayed on 3rd party websites, then the test would carry a bit more ground.

    I'm not saying people aren't dumb enough to click on the ad, I'm just bringing up a valid point that exists in web advertising everywhere, especially Google (even they will tell you that their fraud systems will catch the persons 100% of the time - lol)

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    1. Re:Bogus because it's flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a very good observation, but then, it's an argument about the motivation of the persons clicking on the add. In your example, they still click on the ad, driven by financial reasons.

      Didier Stevens

  55. Automobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No, its more like buying an aftermarket parachute because the breaks are defective.

  56. Re:0,16% Mac/Linux users by jinxidoru · · Score: 1

    And of that tiny percentage how many were Windows users taking the fairly safe bet that the ad didn't do what it said? This is what I've been thinking. I would have no problem going to a link that says, "Click here for a virus." Because I know that simply going to a website is not going to give me a virus. I would have to go to the site, then click another link with a download or something of that nature. It could be a zero-day exploit, but those aren't all that common and I could just as easily get bitten by this going to any website.

    I feel like this is an example of someone getting results then not being willing to think the situation through because he is so fond of the one explanation he has (ie that people are stupid).
  57. I know why this happens by Soiden · · Score: 1

    98% of those people were running Windows. And 99% of this 98% were running FireFox with Adblock Plus extension.
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  58. Bad Math by martinelli · · Score: 1

    409 / 259,723 ~ 0.001574% ...not 0.16%. --- John Martinelli RedLevel.org Security

    1. Re:Bad Math by drosboro · · Score: 1

      Umm, no. 409 / 259,723 = 0.001574 (no units). Expressed as a percent: 0.001574 * 100% ~ 0.16%

  59. Windoze by that+IT+girl · · Score: 0

    98% of those people were running Windows. duuuuh...
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  60. Did anyone notice? by the+dark+hero · · Score: 1

    The submitter "email me for FREE viruses" has an e-mail link to bgates@microsoft.com

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    1. Re:Did anyone notice? by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 1

      yeah, that was retarded. bill gates' email address is billg@microsoft.com

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  61. Correct Math by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

    Sorry you are wrong, the percentage calculation should be:

    409 / 259,723 * 100 ~ 0.16%

    By definition, 1/100 is 1%, 1/100 = 0.01 * 100 = 1

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  62. 98% of "victims" were using Windows by calebt3 · · Score: 1

    So 2% were running some superior OS? I am appalled that a single Linux or Mac user would fall for this. You would think that someone who bold enough to think outside Microsoft's box would read before they clicked. Well, maybe a Linux user clicked on it on purpose just to get a kick out of the fact that his/her system is immune to the virus they think they were exposing themselves to.

  63. Click Fraud by SirSlud · · Score: 1

    Its more than likely just the click fraud. Having worked on internet ad servers and reporting engines, its a pretty reasonable number for people deliberately trying to improve their CPC by cheating.

    I know people are desperate to believe that some people are stupid, and masturbate at the thought of them, like, getting their computer all screwed up because they deserve it for being so dumb, but cheating is a far more logical, and real explaination.

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  64. Worst cases by ickeicke · · Score: 1

    First of all, the worst-case scenario for a computer virus infection is much, much worse than $1000. Image a scenario where spyware steals all your login details, sends out all kinds of emails in your name, charges your creditcard(s), exposes all your purchases and visits, wipes your hard drive, steals your Steam account ;) , etc.

    Especially the loss of data can be devastating. Big companies probably have things pretty well secured and backed up, but for small businesses and institutions an infection can be very nasty (client information compromised, years of research lost, temporarily being unable to operate, etc.). And what about cases where all precious family photo's are lost?

    And of course the ultimate worst-case scenario for an STD infection is death, but I think that a worst-case scenario in a computer virus situation is more common than death from an STD.

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  65. Re:0,16% Mac/Linux users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There have been exploits that don't require you to click on anything. Most of these involve javascript which I keep turned off.

  66. so many boobies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It directly reminded me of that scene in From Dusk Till Dawn:

    All right, boobies, boobies, boobies! Come on in booby lovers! Here at the Wikipedia we're slashing boobies in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of boobies, this is a booby blow out! All right, we got Peruvian booby, masked booby, blue-footed booby, Tasman booby, brown booby, red-footed booby! Come on, you want booby, come on in, booby lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, booby lovers!
    1. Re:so many boobies! by instagib · · Score: 1

      Do you have a censored version, or are you just a "pussy"?

    2. Re:so many boobies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was paraphrasing. All those types of "boobies" were mentioned on the web page not in the movie.

  67. reminds me of by manifoldronin · · Score: 1
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  68. I think I was the Safari user. by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Performed for curiousity sake from a test system, re-imaged shortly thereafter.

    I wonder how many of the IE hits are from ad-clicking bots pretending to be IE. I think those things do some amount of random ad poking, to hide their tracks.

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  69. Law firms? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    According to the security researcher who ran that very ad on Google for 6 months, 0.16% (409 of 259,723) would click on it.
    I have to wonder if that is the number of law firms out there that use google, noticed the ad and thought they won the lottery. Get a PC, put critical data on it, then click the ad. Then sue Google, the sponsor and laugh all the way to the bank. I bet they were thinking this is way too easy... Slam dunk lawsuit!
  70. Re:According to Netcraft, 98% of anything is done by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

    What do you think the percentage would be if the ad had said "Is your Mac virus free?"? Again another incorrectly posed statistics question. How many MAC users think of their personal computer when confronted with the term PC? Even thought they are using a PC they commonly think of it as a MAC and PC's are those which use windows or Linux. Therefore, the any results broken down by linux/windows/mac users are already biased and meaningless before the question is asked. Now if we want to look at how the general surfing population can be directed by a flashing banner ad. Then they're onto something.

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  71. if clicking a link is the same as executing.. by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    ..then I wouldn't just say "dumb user." I'd also say, "amazingly defective web browser." I never worry about the "consequences" of clicking links, except for what they might do to my mind (e.g. goatse).

    The story here isn't that people clicked the link; the story is that it still apparently matters what people click. In other words, there are still some MSIE users out there.

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  72. Clickhereforfreepics by zaibazu · · Score: 1

    Oh the late 90s, what memories

  73. Re:According to Netcraft, 98% of anything is done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to Netcraft, 98% of anything stupid is done by Win users. Whodathought that?

    There, fixed it for you.

    And for anyone who thinks this is a troll, RTFA - 98% of the lusers who clicked the link were running Windows. Bwahahahahaha!!!

  74. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    98% of computer users run Windows...

  75. Re:0,16% Mac/Linux users by jinxidoru · · Score: 1

    That's what I meant by zero-day exploits. Recently there was a buffer-overflow exploit in jpeg rendering. These sort of things are always popping up, but they are fixed very quickly because they are very dangerous. But, as I said above, these are a danger regardless of what sites you visit.

  76. Yes, they are comparable. by Shadowlore · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For most users, yes that is among the worst, though not the worst.

    Worse than reinstall: Having your private records emailed to others

    Especially if your private records are government espionage records. Say your machine had a document you were preparing for your superiors detailing activities of some of your undercover intelligence operatives in foreign countries. Say the computer infection sent that information out. Worst case under this scenario: death of your agents, and death of your fellow citizens as they get slaughtered due to your government not knowing the details of an impending attack. Indeed, in this worse-case scenario the fatal STD is the minor incident since potentially thousands or even millions could be killed as a result of your machine getting sick.

    What if your personal files were mailed out and the information in them led to the death of yourself or another? Say you had incriminating information that if others found out they may get violent over? What if that was emailed out.

    I've seen this scenario on a less-than-fatal happen. I've seen people's Windows PCs get infected and their personal financial records emailed out to everyone in their address book.

    What if your Windows Mobile device gets a virus on it locking your phone - preventing you from placing that call to 911? You or others (or both) could die from not having emergency medical arrive in time, if at all.

    Most STDs are not fatal, even if untreated. Most Windows machine infections are not fatal, even if treated. But to say that they can not be is to not look at the potential or to consider the extent of which computers are integrated into our lives.

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  77. Unlikely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I'd love to see what he'd say to the 0.16% of Slashdot readers who email him to ask for their free virus... :-)

    Maybe he'd send them coupons that give you a discount when buying Vista Ultimate?

  78. Is there such a thing as research trolling? by macraig · · Score: 1

    I think this Didier Stevens (if that's his name, didn't follow the link myself) counts as a troll, whether he's claiming to do research or not. He can't explain or document WHY those 409 people followed the ad. His "research" doesn't prove that those 409 people are stupid and clueless, because he can't document WHY they clicked on his ad.

    More likely than not, those were the *most* intelligent of the 260,000 people that saw it, and were completely stunned and disbelieving that anyone could place such an ad, and thus were compelled by curiosity to investigate the ad (no doubt with extreme caution).

    I, frankly, would like to hear from some of those 409 people. Their story is probably much more interesting than reports of this troll's "research".

  79. Seriously stupid piece by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Why? It demonstrates how stupid somebody is to believe that .16% stupid people is something that is NEWS.

    The number of stupid people is more like 98%. .16 isn't even on the radar.

    In fact, those .16% were probably SMART and CURIOUS people with a lot of security software installed on their Windows machines who clicked on the ad to see IF their system could be infected. For all we know, they were all running their browsers in a VM!

    Morons wrote the article.

    Morons published it here.

    'Nuff said.

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  80. Relavance? by Ogre332 · · Score: 1

    Can someone please explain the relevance of the "98% of those people were running Windows" statement? This is an honest question and I just don't see the correlation between how many people are dumb enough to willingly click on an ad to infect there PC with a virus and what OS they are running.

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  81. Not just funny.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    I have a Windows and Linux box. I'm pretty careful with browsing on the Windows box because of malware concerns. On the Linux box I just click anything... nothing to worry about.

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  82. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, ok. So 99% of the 98% who clicked the ad ... clicked an ad that wasn't shown? I don't get it. Or are you suggesting something vague about the way Adblock Plus works?

  83. Typical Adds by Lightster · · Score: 1

    Its Just Like those adds that promise me prizes and then when I click on them I never get anything. This offered me viruses and do I get any?

  84. Very disappointed by fuocoZERO · · Score: 1

    I clicked the link TWICE and still didn't get infected. :(

  85. Re:According to Netcraft, 98% of anything is done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't that 100% of anything stupid?

  86. Real human? by kentsin · · Score: 0

    Did you have a capcha guarding the site?

    Are you really known they were the real people?

  87. Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This brings back a memory.
    One day, many years ago (around '94, maybe '95), I was browsing around for cheat codes for Rise of the Triad, and came across a link that said "If you're dumb, click here". I ignored it of course, but later my curiosity got the best of me. It lead to a site with a count down, saying when it reaches 0, your computer will crash, and to leave now. So I closed the window. But, I got curious again, and went back. I was on a Mac running system 7.something, and figured "Oh, it's probably targeted for Windows anyway". the countdown reached 0, and the little bomb prompt came up, forcing me to reboot. I never could find the site again after that, to figure out how it worked. Anyone ever come across it?

    In any case, links like that can be irresistible, you want to see what happens. Especially if it's not your computer.

  88. Not my comp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many of those virus clickers were surfing the internet on computers they didn't own? Take a kid on a school computer, sees a virus, and goes "Okay! why not?".

  89. my experience by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    I have to say that years ago I wrote a little vb app as a joke for april fools day that said that it was deleting windows froze up your pc and showed a fake bluescreen of death until the user did a ctrl+Q (it didn't tell you that though) and dropped it on the desktop of 5 ppl at work (at a place that I was doing IT)- the app was called "virus.worm.exe" all 5 of them tried to open the file when they saw it there and called me to fix their pc's. so I have to say that I am surprised so few clicked through the link.