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Microsoft's Acoustic Caller ID Patent

theodp writes "A new patent granted to Microsoft Tuesday for automatic identification of telephone callers based on voice characteristics covers constructing acoustic models for telephone callers by identifying words or subject matter commonly used by callers and capturing the acoustic properties of any utterance. Not only that, it's done 'without alerting the caller during the call that the caller is being identified,' boasts Microsoft in the patent claims."

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  1. Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The only difference here (aside from what agencies have been doing since the 1960's) is that this analysis seems to be done in real time, rather than offline? I mean, haven't monitoring people been able to tell who is speaking based on sound synthesis since forever?

    1. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dunno how useful this is. I usually just recognize the voice myself. Our wetware has some wonderful capabilities.

    2. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It might not be useful in a home environment, but how about in an office where after the initial greeting the customer details are popped on-screen without you typing anything?

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    3. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't that why they ask for my account number?

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    4. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      You haven't had to ask a lot of people for account numbers have you?

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    5. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by Nasarius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have. As I remember, it's one of the least painful parts of working tech support.

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    6. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by FraterNLST · · Score: 1

      Or, just as a purely hypothetical situation, for some group of people, lets call them an Agency, listening to all phone calls being recieved by a particular person. They'd find it very useful to have an automated system tell them when a particular person calls. Beats having a bunch of people taking shifts listening and waiting.

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    7. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Me: "Thank you for calling, may I have your store's telephone number, area code first please?"
      Dumbass: "Yes, this is **** from the "
      Me: "Your phone number?"
      Dumbass: "Oh, it's ###-###-####" ... Yes, sometimes it is really fucking hard for the jackasses to even listen to what you ask? Like I wasn't clear about what I needed, and like you didn't know what it was either.

      Q-TIPS PEOPLE! FUCKING USE THEM!

    8. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by omeomi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Isn't that why they ask for my account number?

      Good Lord, no. They ask for your account number just to irritate you because both you and the person you're talking to know damn well you had to key in your account number just 2 minutes ago.

    9. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      Chances are, the call center rep is already looking at your account when he/she asks for it. I goofed around with computer telephony a bit back in the early 90's and I remember that already then the tech was pretty standard to pull the number and do the database lookup automatically. Saving the call center a few seconds per call adds up. The reasons they ask for it are a) people found it disconserting to have the call center rep greet them by name before they said anything and b) you might not be calling form your home number. That was the early 90's, before CRM systems were the rage.

    10. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Good Lord, no. They ask for your account number just to irritate you because both you and the person you're talking to know damn well you had to key in your account number just 2 minutes ago.

      Damned right. I hate giving people information and have them not use it. It's like a fucking police interrogation where they keep asking the meaningless shit every time you have to change to anther department. Like the keyboards are turds and no one will touch them until they absolutely have to.

      I one time ran into a situation where they had me key in my 16-digit account number. Halfway through, it said it didn't understand it -- do it again. OK, not fast enough. So I highlighted the account umber on the bill so I didn't have to look for it again after each group. Still not fast enough, so I had to do it a third time. Still not fast enough, so it transferred me to the no-help droid. Naturally he wanted the number. I had my thumb on it and ripped it off as fast as I could. "Uh, I didn't get that". So I did it again. Still didn't get it. After the third rap, he asked if I could do it slower. I told him the system had already wasted my time by cutting me off three times, so I felt fine about wasting more of the company's time until I thought we were about even. After his single-digit-IQ reaction, I decided I'd had enough fun.

      BTW, did you know the most expensive way you can handle a problem with a company is to insist on doing it by postal mail? Last I heard years ago, it was then costing them upwards of sixteen dollars to handle a single letter.

    11. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by fractoid · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're the kind of rude, arrogant bastard that loses companies customers. Stop thinking of the people you're being paid to support as automatons, and maybe you'll grow some career scope. As a side effect you may end up with people actually liking you.

      *sigh* IHBT, I know.

      On-topic now, I'm surprised I haven't (yet) seen much FUD about this technology being used to identify and track people. Seems to me that it'd be the sort of thing enforcement agencies would love to bits...

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    12. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      I think he's making fun of me. I'm not talking about account codes as in phone numbers at an ISP though, I'm referring to serial numbers, part numbers, merchant ID numbers, terminal ID numbers, heck even credit card numbers are a pain in the ass. You ever get through a sixteen digit credit card # then spend ten minutes explaining to the customer where the cvv2 number was. Add to that the other myriad list of info grasping you need to go through when they don't give you the right numbers, like email addresses, home phone, physical address, middle initial, do live at... blah blah blah. I think anything that pulled up the records auto-magically when the customer said "hello" would be a god send. Of course laryngitis would effectively screw a customer out of accessing their records. "hello" "yea, you're not in our records" "my name is..." "look buddy you're not in our records"

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    13. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by BlueTrin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      > They made a new battery which last 10x longer than the older generation

      Isn't it why you can change batteries and carry 2 or 3 of them in your bag ?

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    14. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by Yoozer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Me: "Thank you for calling, may I have your store's telephone number, area code first please?"

      You're the kind of rude, arrogant bastard that loses companies customers.
      Yeah, but only if he adds the insulting part to the call or changes tone with "your phone number?" (but that could indeed benefit from a "please").

      Part of the problem is that when you call any company, you generally get a barrage of useless information such as "This is Quux speaking, Foo and Bar suppliers, we now have a wonderful FooBar for only $39.95, how can I help you?" - which is swiftly (and rightfully) ignored because it's just noise; it does not solve the customer's problem. Make enough calls like that and they become a protocol.

      By trying to cut short and asking the phone number and area code, the call is made longer; for the customer it belongs to the last part of the first sentence and is therefore ignored, hence people will ask for it again. People generally want to identify themselves first after hearing contact has succeeded. To put it in computer terms; the AC is trying to cram the payload in the header of the packet and is then pissed off that the protocol doesn't support it.

      More effective would probably be "Thank you for calling, I'm Anonymous Coward, how can I help you?" - the latter part of this sentence ("I'm Anonymous Coward, how can I help you") will be ignored, but at least that information is completely irrelevant to the rest of the call. Then ask for important information, since that's actual payload.

    15. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I dunno how useful this is. I usually just recognize the voice myself.

      Ah ha! Prior art!!

    16. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by daskinil · · Score: 1

      I don't know why everyone is just thinking of this as tech support or other call in services. This technology would be much more useful for conference calls. Say you're in an engineering firm and you are being hired to build a machine. During a conference call with a customer you are introduced to 8 of the engineers on their end. Wouldn't it be useful if it could display their name every time they talked? Some of you may say, "If they have different receivers you can be identified that way", this isn't TeamSpeak, most conference calls are done with a team of people around a table in a conference room.

    17. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by rednip · · Score: 1

      More effective would probably be "Thank you for calling, I'm Anonymous Coward, how can I help you?"

      Not really, I answer nearly ever call with a very simple "Hello, [my First and Last Name] here." Most of the time, the next thing I hear is "is [my Name] there?". Sometimes I feel like saying "no, I am not here". People just don't pay attention, does that surprise you? interesting.

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    18. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      FUD isn't just any piece of misinformation, it refers specifically to a tactic companies (*cough* MS *cough*) use and most of the time is orchestrated, dishonest in nature and accompanied by a campaign. How you can liken this to a person on /. who expresses an opinion is beyond me and even scares me a bit. Do you really think all people on /. are somehow in a plot to orchestrate FUD campaigns against everything Microsoft releases? Of course we all know this effect exists, but it's because people judge Microsoft on technical merit, which sucks. I hope you can see the difference...

      Have a nice day,
      Fred

    19. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by plague3106 · · Score: 0, Troll

      People don't pay attention because usually they get a bunch of shit and have already been ignoring a lot of hold music / hold advertisments by the time they get to talk to someone.

    20. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by msh317 · · Score: 1

      Typical patent bunk - both ILink and GoSolo were using Nuance Voice technology back in 1998 to recognize callers based on their voice then routing the call based on user defined policies for who the caller is. - this Patent does not identify this as prior art. It's worthless

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    21. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by MrNerd · · Score: 1
      Having recently come from working in two large call center environments, I can tell you that the CRM software does indeed use their telephone number (in some cases from caller id), account number if entered, and any other information that is keyed in before the customer talks to the agent.
      I can also tell you that only sometimes is it used to help the agent!
      This information is most often used to:

      Route the call to the correct agent/queue

      Collect information for statistical analysis

      Initialize recording software for quality analysis purposes

      Redundantly back up any or all of the first three above (yes, entering the second time is often not productive)

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    22. Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? by Ad+Hoc+57 · · Score: 1

      Wonder how this will affect existing users of voice biometric products such as VeSecure? http://www.consensus.com.au/SoftwareAwards/CSAarch ive/CSA2006/VeSecure.htm

  2. Can they detect how pissed off i am? by grahamsz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anecdotally I feel like some companies answer the phone quicker if you talk to their automated system in an irate and condescending manner. Could just be me though :)

    1. Re:Can they detect how pissed off i am? by qbwiz · · Score: 3, Interesting
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    2. Re:Can they detect how pissed off i am? by harp2812 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of an awkward moment at work a few years back...

      I was on the phone with a POS reseller who was helping me set up a modem for running credit cards - nice gal, albeit kinda quiet. At one point she went to transfer me to another department where I got stuck in the hold queue, so I started talking with a coworker about a news article I had read about automated phone systems that could tell when you were pissed off or stressed out... At some point, I joked that maybe I needed to swear at it to get my call answered, with a couple rather explicit suggestions tossed back & forth with my coworker.

      That was when I heard a girl nervously clear her throat over the hold music, and mention that she'd try another number. Apparently, she decided to stay on the call with me until the issue was taken care of. Oops.

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  3. Why? by Aoreias · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's the purpose of caller ID after I've picked up the phone? I'm not going to talk to some challenge response bot if I'm someone who needs to be IDd and screened anyway.

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    1. Re:Why? by taniwha · · Score: 1

      this is to shunt the really annoying tech support callers quickly to the waste bin ....

    2. Re:Why? by penguinboy · · Score: 1

      I'm sure identifying the speaker phone conversations in live phone conversations isn't the only use. It probably works on any sort of audio - radio broadcasts, recordings, etc.

    3. Re:Why? by TuballoyThunder · · Score: 1

      I think the purpose is so you can have a contact lookup while you are on the phone. Your computer would show you relevant details about the person. For example, if you were an account manager, you would get information about the client's account. The automated caller ID via voiceprint would avoid the need to type in information while you were on the phone

    4. Re:Why? by KingArthur10 · · Score: 1

      One word: Wiretapping Now they can verify in real-time whether they're listening in on the right person.

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    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telemarketers (or anyone, really) who have been told not to call you, but call again anyway.

    6. Re:Why? by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

      What's the purpose of caller ID after I've picked up the phone? I'm not going to talk to some challenge response bot if I'm someone who needs to be IDd and screened anyway.

      Identification of who is talking on a conference call would be extremely useful. Especially since a lot of people sound the same as I have the memory of a goldfish. When someone speaks you could have a little display that tells you their name and the company they work for.

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    7. Re:Why? by rickbliss · · Score: 1

      i could see this being useful in CRM software...

    8. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this has ever happened to you, you may find the feature useful.

      You pick up the phone you hear a voice that you can tell is from someone you know, but can't put your finger on who it is. The caller greets you by name and begins talking. You feel uncertain about asking the caller -- he or she might be someone whose voice you really should know very well. You try to fake it and carry on with the conversation with no clue as to who you are talking to, but you wonder how much longer you can fake it...

  4. So, this means... by msauve · · Score: 1

    that when someone calls me and says "Hi, this is John Smith," I will not be able to use that info to figure out that he's John Smith without violating Microsoft's patent? (Ditto when someone I know well says "Hi, it's me.")

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    1. Re:So, this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or how about when someone calls and starts their conversation without identifying themselves "Hey msauve, how'ya doin'?" and you reply "Pretty good, John" because you recognized who it was? Obviously a blatant violation.

  5. Without help from MS, I have done this for over 10 by kentsin · · Score: 1

    You must have done that for longer than that, but YOU NEVER TELL the OTHER PARTY, you are doing that?

    Or we have assume that long before we make the call?

  6. NOW I get it... by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...they're looking to patent-troll the CIA!

    Brilliant!

    /P

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    1. Re:NOW I get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Gates?
        Uh yes?

      Tisk tisk Mr. Gates you should never have applied for that patent. Joe help me get the body in the trunk.

    2. Re:NOW I get it... by j33pn · · Score: 1

      I think you mean the NSA and ECHELON.

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    3. Re:NOW I get it... by j33pn · · Score: 1

      Actually, now that you mention it, didn't they do this in Tom Clancy's 'Clear and Present Danger'?

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  7. How is this different from existing voice recog? by Ngarrang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I read the patent, but I guess I don't get it. How is what Microsoft claiming to do different from existing voice recognition systems?

    You have to train current voice systems so they recognize your voice pattern (or, acoustic ID) and translate it to text or action. Take that and add a system that keeps profiles for a more advanced version of caller ID. It seems like a natural evolution of the technology.

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  8. Verification of identity by Nymz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What's the purpose of caller ID after I've picked up the phone?

    If someone had acquired some of your personal information, and then tried to impersonate you, an automated voice recognition system could be useful by raising an alarm, or at least giving a percentage of how much their voice is like yours.
    1. Re:Verification of identity by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      Remember what happened to Ned "The Head" Ryerson: his voice was his passport and he got verified, per se.

      Watch out for that last step, it's a doozy!

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    2. Re:Verification of identity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If someone had acquired some of your personal information, and then tried to impersonate you, an automated voice recognition system could be useful by raising an alarm, or at least giving a percentage of how much their voice is like yours.

      I knew it wouldn't be long before some asshole would trot out the, "It's for your protection" bullshit. Go fuck yourself, you corporate tool -- no company spends massive amounts of research or money "for my fucking protection".

      Just this evening, I read in the local paper that the records of your passage over SF bay area bridges (using the passive toll collection transponders) is now being used in discovery IN CIVIL CASES, not criminal ones. If hubby doesn't cross the bridge at the correct times of day, "he's obviously out with that slut again and I want full custody of the kids and three quarters of his heart and liver". The discovery whores at her lawyer's office will make sure she gets what she wants

      The fucking bridge bitches insist they have to keep the records "indefinitely" in case there's a dispute over the toll. Horseshit -- they can do the same as the banks do on your statement -- 30 days to dispute, then you lose your right to dispute. At that point, there's no further need for the information and it should be purged. But no, the Stalinist bastards in charge want to make sure they have a running record of your whole goddamned life. Fuck them shits.

    3. Re:Verification of identity by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      Go fuck yourself, you corporate tool -- no company spends massive amounts of research or money "for my fucking protection".

      It is you who is the tool. When credit card companies get defrauded it's them that foots the bill, not the customer. That partly the point of credit cards. You can be damn well sure that they are willing to spend time and money of security problems like this.

      Just this evening, I read in the local paper that the records of your passage over SF bay area bridges (using the passive toll collection transponders) is now being used in discovery IN CIVIL CASES, not criminal ones.

      What does that breach of privacy have to do with an voice authentication system? You've already said who you are, you lost your "privacy" when you opened your mouth. It's not to ID someone based off the voice, that's old old tech. This is to confirm that it's the same person speaking that opened the account. I'm a privacy nut and I have no problem with that whatsoever, provided the data cannot be used to recreate your voice.

  9. Err by OverlordQ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wont this most likely violate wiretapping laws in two-party states?

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    1. Re:Err by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      yes, that is just what i was thinking, in order to do this acoustic caller ID thing they would have to record the caller's voice and recording people in telephone conversations is illegal unless the caller is notified of the call being recorded...

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    2. Re:Err by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. The only "recording" going on is a few kbytes of data temporarily buffered for analysis: if it is immediately discarded and never available to be listened to by a human, I doubt there'd be a problem. The RIAA tried to make a deal out of the temporary storage of music data in a satellite receiver as being a "recording" but that didn't fly either, if I remember correctly.

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    3. Re:Err by afaik_ianal · · Score: 1

      By that logic, VoIP would be illegal too. I don't know what the US wiretap laws are like, but I doubt it's illegal to record into temporary buffers.

      If they were suggesting recording conversations for later identification, then I imagine there'd be an issue. This is doing the identification on the fly, so is unlikely to be an issue.

    4. Re:Err by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Depends on the statute. The way the one in Pennsylvania is worded (it came up in a /. article a day or two ago), no actual recording has to be made - "interception" is sufficient to run afoul of the law.

    5. Re:Err by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Nice patent - too bad they can't use it...

      Fuck Microsoft.
      Fuck software patents.
      Fuck greed & stagnation.

    6. Re:Err by JAFSlashdotter · · Score: 1

      Depends on the statute. The way the one in Pennsylvania is worded (it came up in a /. article a day or two ago), no actual recording has to be made - "interception" is sufficient to run afoul of the law.
      Here's the link to the PA statute: CHAPTER 57. Wiretapping And Electronic Surveillance It DOES sound like it could be considered "intercepting" and also "intentional use". Especially if some DA can interpret it to mean that videotaping in a public place falls under the same law. Of course, IANAL, YMMV, etc.
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  10. For real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Developers, Developers, Developers. I love this company, yeah" ** Sounds of flying chairs **

    Welcome to Microsoft patented caller Identity v1.0 beta
    Caller Identified: It's Steve... again
  11. Worse than IP broadcast TO THE WORLD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had no idea someone I might call might be able to indentify me.

  12. Patenting intelligence by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The sort of processing this patent covers is something that hasn't been possible until recently, but I think, in principle, is something absolutely necessary for robust AI, and that is doing recognition simultaneously on both low level features and high level features of data and on intersections of the two.

    By "high level" I mean things like word choice, language etc. By low level I imagine they mean things like the specific resonance characteristics of a voice. In voice there are intermediate levels of features too, such a the characteristics of phonemes.

    The upshot of this is that just as algorithms and hardware begins to reach a level of power necessary to show intelligence, it will be impossible to do so without stepping on patents.

    We will have patents on a machine not being stupid.

    1. Re:Patenting intelligence by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

      When machines become capable, for the first time, of being social or moral each basic step toward that will be patentable as well. We will have a patents that covers not-being-evil and one on not-being-an-asshole.

      It's a good thing we don't have that sort of problem with children, such that only one family can have children that, say, know the difference between right and wrong and since they patented that no one else is allowed. Or only one family that has children that have a sense of rhythm.

      But as computers finally gain the abilities of people, patents become that absurd, they become limits on sentience, ability and personality.

    2. Re:Patenting intelligence by CaptKilljoy · · Score: 1

      >We will have a patents that covers not-being-evil and one on not-being-an-asshole.

      AHA! That explains Bender. I guess Farnsworth couldn't afford to license the necessary patents at the time.

      Always wondered about that.

    3. Re:Patenting intelligence by westlake · · Score: 1
      The sort of processing this patent covers is something that hasn't been possible until recently, but I think, in principle, is something absolutely necessary for robust AI.

      Do you know if there are medical applications for tech like this? For example, could it warn "life-line" support for seniors, the 911 dispatcher or EMT of patterns or changes that are probably significant but not obvious to the layman?

    4. Re:Patenting intelligence by donaldm · · Score: 1

      Do a Google search on "voice recognition" and as a starting point try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speech_recognition however I don't think a patent is justified since a quick Google search with "patent" added on will give you 1,140,000 hits. Still it appears if you patent anything in the US and have the money it normally gets granted.

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    5. Re:Patenting intelligence by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      "We will have patents on a machine not being stupid."

      Yes, but would an intelligent machine have the right to violate patents in order to preserve itself?

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  14. Prior Art by asamad · · Score: 1

    Does an ear count ? Seems like human being having doing this for ages. Wait I will patent the act of refreshing oneself with ones arm whilst bent between hmmmm 0-90% - that should cover most beer drinkers, I want a tax from all pub's ......

    1. Re:Prior Art by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Stop being dense. You don't patent a result -- you patent methods. (At least for utility patents. Design patents and biological patents are different, but neither of those apply here.)

      So unless their system works by intercepting acoustic waves with an eardrum that vibrates tiny bones that move a liquid that triggers tiny hairs which send electrical sigals to a mass of neurons which somehow figures it out, no, the ear isn't prior art. Considering that we have not much better than "not a clue" how the brain actually associates the sound you hear to memory, I am skeptical that this is how their approach works.

    2. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't there been.. systems before, to identify who's speaking? Like training a speech recognition system? Or can those tell someone apart from someone else? I don't really know.
      Or are there any identification systems that require you say something?
      Or does this have to involve a telephone specifically?

    3. Re:Prior Art by AndresCP · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because there are no patents on things humans can do. Like count. Or play chess.

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  15. This technology is limited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The current version can only identify Stephen Hawking.

  16. Maybe... by theantipop · · Score: 2

    /. should just put an RSS feed to newly issued patents on the front page. Would cut down on the number of stories per day though.

  17. Wiretapping law by w9ofa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is my understanding that recording a telephone conversation is against the law in most states, without notifying the other parties on the line.

    Thus, a practical device for this patent would most likely be illegal.

    1. Re:Wiretapping law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but I suspect you could create some form of data structure that never stores the audio "conversation", but merely creates the id fingerprint. You would have to make the fingerprint one-way, so the original audio input could not recreated from it. You could also make the ID fast enough that you might only need some sub second of input. Is an utterance a conversation? A sigh? Breath through the nostrils? A weeze?

    2. Re:Wiretapping law by xigxag · · Score: 1

      That's not the case. In most states, you only need the consent of one party to tape record the call. Hence in most states, you can tape your calls without notifying others.

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    3. Re:Wiretapping law by VisceralLogic · · Score: 2, Informative

      If it processes it in real time, it doesn't need to record it, really. Just pass through in and out.

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    4. Re:Wiretapping law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >> Is an utterance a conversation? A sigh? Breath through the nostrils? A weeze?

      So YOU'RE the one that keeps calling me and hanging up!
  18. Re:How is this different from existing voice recog by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 1

    Yes, but their system will come pre-programmed with the important voice signatures.

    Bill Gates calling...
    Caller ID displays: God

    But, if there is ever an open source implemenatation of this, it will change to the following...

    Bill Gates calling...
    Caller ID displays: Don't even THINK about installing Windows(TM) on this caller ID

  19. Telescreen by jihadist · · Score: 1

    Microsoft, Sun, Apple and General Motors announced today they've also patented a talking TV-like device known as a "telescreen" that not only shows entertaining DRM'd media, but also reminds the user when they are behaving badly, eating poorly or being potentially offensive politically to others.

  20. kinda cool by anotherone · · Score: 1

    I know that by the way the article is written we're supposed to think it's an evil invasion of our privacy but honestly this sounds kind of cool.

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    1. Re:kinda cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's cool about this? Can't you recognize the voice of people you know while talking to them on the phone? What possible use can this technology be without a database full of voice signatures for people that you don't know?

  21. You can't patent something you don't understand by Nymz · · Score: 1

    Does an ear count ?

    I assume you mean "does the human brain count" as the ear doesn't identify sounds. There is a lot of research into the human brain, and how it does what it does so well, but I doubt MS's latest innovation would match the intelligence methodology of the human brain.

    Remember, patents require more than an idea, otherwise every Sci-Fi movie in history that has an AI identify the main character when they use a phone would be prior art. You must also explain how it's done.
  22. Re:How is this different from existing voice recog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft will get the law changed. Business as usual.

  23. they think they can ... by twitter · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... but it works as well as their speech recognition. Between this, face recognition and kill drones OBL will be found and exterminated early and often. I hope it's not me next.

    The programmers put in an Easter egg, just for you. Whenever Twitter says "shit" into his cell phone, the official Microsoft transcript has "M$".

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  24. Not a clue by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    Considering that we have not much better than "not a clue" how the brain actually associates the sound you hear to memory, I am skeptical that this is how their approach works.

    But "not a clue" is exactly what executives, patent lawyers and patent judges know about how software and say, mathematics, work, so how is this any different? They wrote a patent on something they don't understand and will approve it without understanding it. They might as well be patenting life - oh wait they do that too,

  25. Thus proving the rule by killmenow · · Score: 4, Funny

    To patent anything, follow these steps:

    1. Choose something already being done in the real world, anything really
    2. describe it with maximum verbosity
    3. add "on the Internet" at the end

    Tada! PATENT!

    1. Re:Thus proving the rule by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1
      I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to remove your post. I have a patent on "3-step" plans on the internet.

      For those who are wondering, yes, I have also patented plans with a "N-1. ???", "N. Profit!" (number of question and exclamation marks variable) sequence on the internet.

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    2. Re:Thus proving the rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As soon as I read this post, I thought "Horseshoes"... and then

      Is there a patent for horseshoes for trojans?

    3. Re:Thus proving the rule by Mornedhel · · Score: 1

      To patent anything, follow these steps: 1. Choose something already being done in the real world, anything really 2. describe it with maximum verbosity 3. add "on the Internet" at the end Tada! PATENT!
      Nonono, you confused that with "Profit"... oh wait...
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  26. 'without alerting the caller....' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The keywords being:

    'without alerting the caller during the call that the caller is being identified'

    Don't we have laws against doing stuff with voices without informing people first? And since when is sampling audio, and then converting part or all of the audio to a format based on, and unique to the original, not an act of recording?

  27. Saw this in a movie... by blavallee · · Score: 1

    Hasn't this technology been explained over and over again in big-screen depictions of the NSA's technical capabilities?

    Maybe someone from the /. community should just patent 'patent trolling' and put an end to all this FUD.

  28. Yes they can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They do! Some systems are in fact setup so they just tell you to hit 1, 2, 3, etc., but if you say "operator" or something it'll take you to a person, and some if you start swearing at it it'll take you to a person too. I wouldn't have believed it but I saw one of those "here's how to get real tech support" articles, and for several companies it says to get pissed at the recording.

  29. LOLZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why I come to Slashdot, for the comedians.

  30. "Can you guarantee my safety?" by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    "Do you have the box?" 5+ geek creds to anyone who also immediately thought of the same movie :-) Remember, kids. They're the US government. They don't DO that sort of thing. But they'll try.

    1. Re:"Can you guarantee my safety?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sneakers represent!

    2. Re:"Can you guarantee my safety?" by FSWKU · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The hot chick with the Uzi... can I get her phone number?"

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    3. Re:"Can you guarantee my safety?" by f8l_0e · · Score: 1

      555-3102

  31. so does this mean by semiotec · · Score: 1

    that everytime I recognise the person on the other end of the phone by recognising their "voice characteristics" I have to pay Microsoft tax?

    "Hi mom! oh damn..., I mean, hi stranger whose voice I don't recognise but I am wildly guessing is probably my mother..."

    1. Re:so does this mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ME: (phone rings) Hello?

      VOICE ON PHONE: Hello? Is that you? This is your mother!

      ME: (glancing at my screen) Why, yes it is!

  32. "Can we tape?" by westlake · · Score: 1
    It is my understanding that recording a telephone conversation is against the law in most states, without notifying the other parties on the line.
    Thus, a practical device for this patent would most likely be illegal.

    Do you have to notify a caller that you are using caller ID? Do you have the right to make an anonymous phone call?

    This guide for journalists may be helpful: "Can We Tape?" But I am not sure that any existing law is a good fit for this new tech.

  33. Step right up folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm getting VC interest for a novel system that recognises your speech, converts it to text, and streams that through a voice synthesizer outputting in the language and accent of your choice, thereby spoofing the MS sneaky ID system, all in realtime.

    Obviously the pre-alpha version accepts English input and outputs Klingon with a Judge Judy accent, but more language and accent packs will come. Version B will have gender and age variations to overcome discrimination, and the lab guys are working on species translation, this is difficult, so far we can only talk turkey. Minimum investment 1mwahaha but that excludes the domain, website and brand name: Really Awesome Speech Convertrix, Absolutely Lovely - RASCAL tm. Terms and Conditions Apply.

    Ballmers gotta hire me now.

  34. Patent the obvious and profit ... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    What this amounts to is the ability of MS to tell people they have to pay a royality if they identify who they are talking to upon receiving a phone call.

    Ring Ring

    joe: hello

    Hello joe.

    joe: Who is this?

    You know who this is, so hows it going joe?

    Joe: Who is this?

    Stop fooling around Joe, Are you going to visit soon?

    Joe: Who is this?

    Well if you don't want to talk then good bye.

    click

    From the other end. My own son doesn't recognize his own mothers voice...

    From Joes end: Must have been some crazy lady with MS stock....

    not to forget...
    how many times do you get sales calls from the same person at a telemarketing company?
    Or a bill collector?

    But just imagine what can be accomplished should all the identifications people make on their system be then collected up by the government spy agencies..... without your knowledge.

    Of course if you are running a business where those answering the phone can vary but you want to give personalized reception of the call....

    Come to think of it.... this technology was already in use around 1993 at some computer distributor in Califorina who used it to identify customer, regardless of what phone they were calling from (nixing caller ID).... As I became aware of just such an incidence and asked them about it. I was told they developed it in-house. I'm sure I could probably find the store name, as it was where I bought and Amiga Toaster 4000 from.

  35. Prior Art - Invented in 1968 by sk999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Inventors: Arthur C. Clarke and Stanley Kubrick

    First publication: 2001 A Space Odyssey (Released 1968). Heywood Floyd checks in to the space station:

    Female voice: "Thank you. You are cleared through Voiceprint Identification."

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062622/quotes

  36. I wonder about Pennsylvania cops... by AetherBurner · · Score: 1

    and what they think about this UNANNOUNCED AUDIO RECORDING and processing? I mean, they complain about the public (the people who pay their paychecks) keep tabs on them courtesy of video cameras.

    1. Re:I wonder about Pennsylvania cops... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm a fellow PA resident, and I love that one fact about our Code, but does this really have to record anything? I'm allowed to write a TRANSCRIPT of a phone call without the callers permission, and I would assume this doesn't do much more (in fact, I'd say it would be less detailed - I can recall who called me last quite easily, but the entire conversation? Hardly. It takes much less brain processing power to remember that much, I would assume the same of a computer program.)

  37. Actually, NSA will have prior Art by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Funny

    NSA has had real-time voice ID since before '96 and possibly longer. How MS got this patent is beyond me. Our system is soooooooo broken

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    1. Re:Actually, NSA will have prior Art by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      If its like the UK security services they will deny they had it even when the a public patent is applied for See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GCHQ#Public_key_encry ption

  38. So ... by Shadowlore · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to this:
    Not only that, it's done 'without alerting the caller during the call that the caller is being identified,'

    They are describing a means to RECORD callers without their knowledge, and hence without their consent. So would this software be illegal in some jurisdictions? You bet yer ass it would be.

    Wonder how it handles people who say "uhm" or "uhh" a lot. ;)

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  39. Sneakers by Loconut1389 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My name is Werner Brandes, my voice is my passport. Verify me.

  40. Re:How is this different from existing voice recog by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Informative

    "How is what Microsoft claiming to do different from existing voice recognition systems?"

    Existing voice recognition systems might be more acurately called speech recognition. They don't recognize the voice (who is speaking); they recognize the speech (what is being said). They can be categorized as speaker dependent or speaker independent.

    Speaker dependent speech recognition (type 1) requires complex training by each user. It needs to know all the ways a person pronounces every possible phoneme. During use, it must be given the name of the speaker and a sound sample. It gives back the name of the phoneme. 2 inputs, 1 output.

    Speaker independent speech recognition (type 2) is able to identify individual phonemes as spoken by a wide variety of speakers. 1 input, 1 output. That's what I would imagine is the important first step of what MS is claiming to do. Once a phoneme or two has been identified, the name of the phoneme and the captured sound sample can be fed to the type 1 algorithm and it would be able to output the name of the speaker.

    Functionally it's different than existing "voice recognition" systems, but I seriously doubt it worthy of a patent.

  41. Re:How is this different from existing voice recog by catbutt · · Score: 1

    That makes no sense. Just because you can train a system to work better at converting speach to text if it knows your voice pattern, doesn't mean that it can uniquely identify someone from the voice pattern. Those are two different things.....you can't just tell it to run the algorithm in reverse and expect there to be enough information. In fact, you aren't even running it in reverse if you don't have the text version of what they said.

  42. If they don't save it... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    If they just process the stream, without saving, it is not "recording".

    N,IDNRTFA.

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    1. Re:If they don't save it... by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      The only way to 'process' the stream is to record it, even temporarily, to the memory of a computer.

      You can't work on data without putting it in memory at some point. This is even more so with data that is being analyzed, because it needs to deal with pieces of the data, not just the current position of the live stream, which is only milliseconds long to a computer.

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    2. Re:If they don't save it... by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Does VoIP or computer-processed call management even work without buffering the data in memory?

    3. Re:If they don't save it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are stupid idiot who just likes to be on the wrong fucking end of every argument. Thanks for playing, go blow a goat!

    4. Re:If they don't save it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my God, my room has walls! I'm illegally recording phone calls because it echos!

  43. Without the caller's knowlege? OMG! by TheTranceFan · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it's done 'without alerting the caller during the call that the caller is being identified.

    ...Sometimes...when the phone rings...
    ...I answer it...and just listen...
    ...I hear the caller's voice and identify them by their voice...
    ...Then hang up without saying anything.

    How insidious!
    What. Is. The. Difference.

    1. Re:Without the caller's knowlege? OMG! by josepha48 · · Score: 1
      I'm just wondering who talks on the phone if no one has answered the phone? If the phone is still ringing then are you really talking?

      Isn't caller ID good enough? And if someone blocks their phone, isn't waiting till they leave a message to pick up acceptable? Why do I need this on my answering machine?

      I guess I could see this useful for telmarketers. They would then be able to tell who answered and say hello is your mother home.

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    2. Re:Without the caller's knowlege? OMG! by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      Think automated systems and fraud-detection / warning systems. Caller ID identifies the phone in a spoofable manner, if memory serves; it does not identify the person using the phone, nor is it useful if a trusted person is calling from a different phone.

      This might be useful for low-security automated systems where having people key in passcodes or account numbers isn't necessarily appropriate. It might also be useful for warning a human recipient when something seems not quite right -- imitating somebody's voice over a "bad connection" -- depending on how well it works. ...or if you're intercepting calls on a roving wiretap, and need to be able to stop recording ASAP if the people involved are not actually covered by your warrant... or to notify a surveillance team when a particular voice of interest is heard via a particular bug.

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    3. Re:Without the caller's knowlege? OMG! by TheTranceFan · · Score: 1

      Good point. I guess one difference is that Caller ID can be blocked on the caller's end, but you can't use the phone without using a voice. A boon for those providing voice-obfuscation technology? (Never worked when I tried to call the office to get out of school back in the day ;-) )

    4. Re:Without the caller's knowlege? OMG! by complete+loony · · Score: 2, Funny
      Them: "Is [insert partners name here] home?"
      Me: "Oh, hi [insert partners' friends name]. I'll go get her."
      Them: "How'd you know it was me?"

      Sheesh do anything with computers or on the internet and you can patent it.

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    5. Re:Without the caller's knowlege? OMG! by shoban · · Score: 1

      Something that is popular prank over here:

      Them: Hello, this is
      Me: [beep] Subscriber cannot be reached at the moment. Please try after some-time.[hang]
      Them: Oops!

      But don't try this seriously. The ambient noise will be a give-away.

  44. Re:Working implementation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they have a working implementation? Or is this just an IP land grab?

    IANAL, but I do have 2 patents.

    You don't need a working implementation to have a valid patent. However, the information in the patent must be sufficient for someone of ordinary skill in the art to implement the patent.

    If the information in the patent isn't detailed enough to implement the patent, it isn't a valid patent.

  45. Previous work by renrutal · · Score: 0

    That's weird, I just read today a bank from Brazil adopting a voice recognition system to bill their clients.

    "The software, created by VoxAge, reads some of the client's data, call him and then asks his name and other stuff. Then, depending on his answers, the client is forwarded to a call center."

    I'd say both Microsoft and that software do the same thing, transform the voice into data, then analyze it with some other data previously stored in a database.

  46. OT? Who does the "no record" law protect? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Would you say something differently if you knew it was being recorded? Why?

    Years ago, I put up a sign in the lunch room where I worked, it said "wash your own dishes. Even if no one is looking."

    Seems to me the same principle applies here... Eh, what do I know? I hardly say anything to anyone, and when I do, I say what I mean.

    On the other hand, in today's world of digital recordings, cut-n-paste, out-of-context quotes, etc. I think "I never said that" should have the same legal weight as a "recording" of me saying it. After all, I can produce a "recording" saying the opposite, and yeah, that is a photo with me, Elvis, and the alien mother ship.

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  47. Sounds cool, but... by fyrewulff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have Caller ID so I know who's calling BEFORE I pick up the phone, not afterwards.

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  48. 4th Amendment? by ivanmarsh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Should I even ask? Does the 4th Amendment mean anything anymore?

    Cops bust a guy for video taping them and charge him with wiretapping and Microsoft is going to be recording my voice and compiling a profile of me and that's okay?

    Words I'm guessing it will be looking for by default: bomb, liberal, weed, nuke, bush, 1st Amendment.

    My tinfoil hat is starting to look stylish.

    1. Re:4th Amendment? by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

      Hey!

      I hold the patent for the Tinfoil Hat.

      YOU OWE ME ROYALTIES!

      But we can settle out of court for a mere 15M.....

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    2. Re:4th Amendment? by SocratesJedi · · Score: 1

      The 4th Amendment to the US Constitution is a restriction on the powers of the government, not on private individuals. Since a corporation is largely treated as an individual, I don't think the 4th Amendment has anything to do with this technology. The only case in which there might even be questions seems to be if the government was using this technology for some purpose and even then it doesn't seem obvious that there is necessarily anything wrong with that either.

      IANAL; If you AAL, please correct my interpretation if it's wrong.

    3. Re:4th Amendment? by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

      The technology no... but do you actually believe it won't be used by the government? Google: "AT&T Deathstar wiretapping".

  49. Neato! by b00fhead · · Score: 1

    "A new patent granted to Microsoft Tuesday...

    Patch Tuesday gets a patent granted? w00t!

  50. Read any spy book.. by cheros · · Score: 1

    I guess the NSA will come after them with prior art :-)

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  51. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do it every goddamned time I pick up the phone.

    Hello? Oh, hi Jack. Not much, just violating another idiotic patent. How about you?

  52. ring ring... ring ring... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    "Hello, this is Bill Gates. I know who you are."

    1. Re:ring ring... ring ring... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      "Hello, Bill Gates here again. I just wanted to announce some exciting new technology we are on the verge of patenting with our partners at Microsoft. To all of my friends, please do not take this for a junk call. Just Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you hang up, you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running a voice beta test.

      "When you repeat this call over the phone to your friends, Microsoft can and will track it, if you are a Microsoft Windows user and your phone service provider is allied with one of our strategic partners to provide you with better service. For a two week time period, for every person that you call, Microsoft will pay you $245.00. For every person that you call that calls someone else, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person, you will be paid $241.00. And if you mod this post up you get $50,000. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you by phone for your address and then send you a check.

      "Regards. Bill Gates."
      <BGSOUND SRC='rideofthevalkyries.mid' LOOP='1000' />

  53. Realtime or not... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    ...in order to IDENTIFY you correctly after a few calls it's going to have to record how you say your words and have it in a quickly-accessible database. Otherwise what's there for it to rely upon in identifying the person, a magic pixie?

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  54. OT: I always wondered by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

    I know this is off topic, but I have always wondered why they do this? I once asked the operator and they said I have no number...

    Is this a mystery like the missing sock in the laundry?

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    1. Re:OT: I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the system why they do that.

      Some systems use your account number to route you to the right local call center (my electric company does this).

      Some ask you for the number just to verify the system didn't screw up and give them the wrong account when they took your call.

      And of course, as you've found out, some systems have you key it in for no reason at all.

  55. Caller ID? Typical Microsoft solution. by WoollyMittens · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or is a caller ID more useful when you know who's calling before you pick up and speak to them?

  56. ridiculous by nanosquid · · Score: 1

    Speaker identification has been researched for decades. Microsoft isn't offering a breakthrough solution to the problem, they are instead trying to patent the whole field.

    This is roughly the equivalent of trying to patent "3D graphics acceleration" or "data compression".

  57. Hey by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Hey, if Audible Magic and fingerprint and identify a copyrighted song regardless of compression or transcoding, why not this?

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  58. Re:How is this different from existing voice recog by cnettel · · Score: 1

    There are existing voice recognition systems as well. Some are used to choose which speech recognition profile to use, while some are used for other applications, similar to the one in the patent.

  59. We all infringe on this patent... by syousef · · Score: 1

    ...every time we recognize someone's voice on the phone.

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  60. Revenge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not call them and play any copyrighted Music-Track. They record it and you can hand 'em over to the RIAA =)

    1. Re:Revenge! by mulvane · · Score: 1

      Well, for one, you would be sentenced for illegal distribution of copyrighted material.

  61. Haven't I done this before? by gringer · · Score: 2, Funny

    A method and apparatus are provided for identifying a caller of a call from the caller to a recipient. A voice input is received from the caller, and characteristics of the voice input are applied to a plurality of acoustic models, which include a generic acoustic model and acoustic models of any previously identified callers, to obtain a plurality of respective acoustic scores. The caller is identified as one of the previously identified callers or as a new caller based on the plurality of acoustic scores. If the caller is identified as a new caller, a new acoustic model is generated for the new caller, which is specific to the new caller.
    Hrm, sounds familiar for some reason. Oh, wait... there's a phone call. I'll just go and pick it up.

    me: hello?
    caller: Hello, I'm Suzi Cheatem from Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe. I was wondering if you'd like to answer a few questions about your behaviour while using the Internet.
    I think hrm, this sounds like one of those annoying telemarketers
    me: Sorry, I'm not interested in speaking to telemarketers
    caller: It seems like you have identified me from a previously identified acoustic model. I'm afraid I'm going to have to tell Microsoft that you have stolen their idea. You can expect a bill from them within two weeks.
    <hangs up>

    Gosh, those telemarketers get stranger every time they call me.
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  62. Re:How is this different from existing voice recog by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

    You're talking out of your ass.

    This is not speech recognition it's speaker recognition, and is nothing new.

  63. Yea, but does it run under Vista? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. I don't think so!

  64. Re:How is this different from existing voice recog by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    You must be reading out of your ass because that's exactly the distinction I made.

  65. Sure it will work... by webview · · Score: 1

    Ring. Ring. Hello? Whatzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhppppp (Computer thinking) "Microsoft Windows has encountered a problem and needs to close." Hello? Helllllloooooooo?

  66. NSA by phelix_da_kat · · Score: 1

    Prior art.. definitely!! but are the NSA going to reveal "their" technology to the patent office? Or will MS's claim be quashed in the name of national security?

  67. And potentially illegal in the UK by Enigma23 · · Score: 1

    Particularly if you don't inform the caller at the beginning of the call. According to the Telecommunications Act, it is illegal to record a telephone conversation without the knownledge of all parties involved in the call, which is why you get prerecorded messages at the start of your calls to call centres saying "This call may be recorded, for training and security purposes" or somesuch. I would think that realtime (or near realtime) voice analaysis still requires the data to be cacked (i.e. saved/recorded) during the analysis process and so is covered under the provisions above. Otherwise anyone can can run a phone tap, effectively.

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    1. Re:And potentially illegal in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dumb fuck. They are not recording the conversations. Its fucking caller ID.

    2. Re:And potentially illegal in the UK by ozialien · · Score: 1

      Oh I get it its looking at just the last bits of the Waveform to identify the person. Not the Whole waveform. Its like a temporal thing. Patents on illegal activities could be lucrative though, just think of the amount of money you could make off the record.

  68. Re:How is this different from existing voice recog by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

    You described it as if speaker recognition was something new, if only a minor advance on speech recognition. In fact speaker recognition as an independent field with a long history to itself - you just don't typically see it used commercially.

  69. Re:Dear retard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    >> Isn't that why they ask for my account number? "the customer details are popped on-screen without you typing anything" "the customer details are popped on-screen without you typing anything" "the customer details are popped on-screen without you typing anything" does retard get it? does retard want a cookie?

    You may have ONE if you stop referring to yourself in the third person. ONE.
  70. Caller Idenfication != Caller Id by pasde · · Score: 0
    Has any anyone actually read the patent description? This is for speaker identification/verification (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speaker_verification ) not the caller id! That would simply not make sense otherwise.

    It is the problem of verifying a person's identity solely by their voice. It can be used for purposes such as security applications that use a voice print to replace typed passwords and PINs. The voice is then used to authenticate the user.
    Some companies already have developed such facilities using different kind of algorithm. http://www.nuance.com/speakerverification/ http://www.nuecho.com/content/view/27/144/lang,en/ Microsoft innovation stands in the fact that they are doing this processing without interfering while the caller interacts with the system instead of actually prompting for verification/identification ahead. This patent appears to have been filled prior Tellme acquisition.
    1. Re:Caller Idenfication != Caller Id by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up! This is very insightful!

  71. Hmmm....IANAL but I would think that by teflaime · · Score: 1

    this section
    Not only that, it's done 'without alerting the caller during the call that the caller is being identified,' boasts Microsoft in the patent claims.
    would probably run afoul of wiretapping laws...I know that if I had money, I would probably be willing to push a test case...

  72. They already do this with caller id by Tran · · Score: 1

    of course if teh caller blocks caller id then voice recognition would be next step.
    Anecdotely i can tell you about someone who a few years ago called a major department store's service center ( Sears I think) wanting to schedule some repair. However without ever talking to anyone the automated system told him there would be a wait time of xx length. He felt he didn't want to hang on the phone that long, so he hung up (never explicitly leacing any information). 20 minutes later a call comes from the service center saying they recognized he called (apparently from the caller information left implicitly) and where now available to assist him. Poor guy was totally spooked that he hung up and never called the service center again.
    Now this guy is no Luddite; he was at the time in his 70s and the still a working president (and owner) of the company for which I work. His take was that it was rude and presumptious of the company to call him like that.

    1. Re:They already do this with caller id by FLEB · · Score: 1

      I just wish that callbacks were more common. There are only one or two places I ever deal with that do that, but it makes a whole lot more sense than making everyone stick to their phone and listen to hold music.

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    2. Re:They already do this with caller id by Tran · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree. But it would be good to announce that capability when as part of the queue length information. His point was that they did it without asking or hinting that they would do this.

  73. obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll they managed to copy humans, like all other robotic companies are thinking.

    I'm sure most programmers have had this idea, I have.

  74. Nope. Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they're Microsoft, and therefore the law doesn't apply to them.

  75. Angles? I have a mission for you... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Ah, soon Drew Barrymore and friends will be pulled from their movies and put on the case. Cool!

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    1. Re:Angles? I have a mission for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not familiar with the Charlie's Angles reference. I always found the concept pretty obtuse. Of course, one could say that it takes an acute wit to be right.

    2. Re:Angles? I have a mission for you... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      The Charlie's Angels movie, with Drew Barrymore, concerned them tracking down a bad guy who had software that could identify anyone from their voice over the phone. Was a pretty schlocky movie but I have a thing for Drew Barrymore so I've seen it a few times.

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  76. Good one. (n/t) by Tran · · Score: 1

    (n/t)

  77. Duuuude! by DanoTime · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a song by Dweezil Zappa titled "Return Of The Son Of Shoogagoogagunga" from the Confessions Album

    ring... ring...
    "Duuuuude! heh - check one two"
    "Hey dude"
    "Who's this?"
    "It's me dude!"
    "oh yea, Shoogagoogagunga"

  78. Re:seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be like asking a child porn site to not post children having sex.

  79. I wonder ... by PPH · · Score: 1
    ... if it works with heavy breathing?

    Honest, I was just wondering. No, really.

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  80. So far by HunterZ · · Score: 1

    The only flaw found so far is that it can't identify Steve Ballmer because voice recognition software isn't able to make sense of the sound of chairs smashing into things.

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  81. Patents on old technology by YetAnotherBob · · Score: 1

    Once again a patent has been issued for 40 year old technology. Proof once again that if you insert the word COMPUTER in the application, you can get a patent grant for ANYTHING.

    Our patent system is seriously broken, and needs fixing.

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    1. Re:Patents on old technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dibs on the patent for a "Computer System which fixes the Patent System."

  82. Useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #1. I have many starkly different voices
    b) I don't use just one speech pattern

    It all depends on who I'm talking to and my mood.

    Way to kill 3 birds with 1 stone MS.
    Wasting everyone's time
    Raising privacy issues
    AND failing to note the existence of CALLER ID.

  83. Patenting a problematic technology by rdean400 · · Score: 1

    Considering that a company must notify a consumer when they are being recorded, having tech like this out in the wild raises serious privacy concerns.

  84. goog411 by nullchar · · Score: 1

    Have you checked out Google's 411 yet?

    http://labs.google.com/goog411/

    If you read the privacy policy: http://labs.google.com/goog411/privacy.html

    It says Google stores your voice commands. I assume they could "voice print" the caller even with caller ID blocked.

    I guess they won't be able to now, unless they license the patent.

  85. Moshi moshi? by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    In case they're a fox?

  86. fight fire with fire by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

    The thing about technology is that it can be used both ways. Maybe we [users] can set up a web site called www.whereishenow.com . Hence, we can type in a name, e.g. George Bush, and have it show us where he is right now, using input from a variety of sources, video cameras, travel documents, etc. I read an article last month about the "Outer Limits" episode called OBIT about this futuristic device used to monitor everyone on the planet. Outer Limits didn't get the details, but was very close on the idea. My suggestion is that we turn the technology on the top 2000 most influential people or Masters of the Universe (re 1950's book, "The Organizational Man"). Maybe Gates might get pissed off if instead of monitoring us, we are monitoring them.

  87. It took 6 million years to develop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its called the "EAR", will deaf people have to pay for it.

    ozialien

  88. Microsoft discovers the "EAR" by ozialien · · Score: 1

    This new device took 6 million years to develop, its called the "EAR". I hear by counter claim that my ear can do far more than this technology and thus is really a subset of my innate capabilities. The inventor of this device isn't available to comment. But has asked his counter part to schedule a meeting for all eternity. Several intelligence agencies have marveled at this new technology saying it will make their jobs a lot easier than before. It used to take 300 million Chinese and Indian consultants to sift through all that voice data a spokesman said.

  89. Re:Working implementation? by Ad+Hoc+57 · · Score: 1

    They probably don't, but VeSecure already do! Wonder how this patent will affect all those already using voice biometric products?