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NASA Employees Fight Invasive Background Check

Electron Barrage writes "Longtime JPL scientists, many of whom do not work on classified materials, including rover drivers and Apollo veterans, sued NASA, Caltech, and the Department of Commerce today to fight highly invasive background checks, which include financial information, any and all retail business transactions, and even sexual orientation."

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  1. Pointless by GWLlosa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because the rover drivers might use the rover to suicide-bomb.... something. That crater over there, maybe?

    1. Re:Pointless by ookabooka · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We must not underestimate the bounds and abilities of the terrorists, they may have infiltrated any and all parts of our government, and it our responsibility. . nay, our duty, as freedom-loving Americans to find them and bring them to justice. These background checks are only a preventative measure, to ensure that government employees have the utmost integrity and loyalty. So long as nothing suspicious shows up on these reports government employees have nothing to fear, we must all sacrifice something in the battle against terrorism.

      (I pray that I never hear anything like this. . .)

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    2. Re:Pointless by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because in the last year we've seen a homicidal astronaut drive across the country wearing a diaper, a sabotaging contractor, and allegations of alcoholic astronauts. All they need is an astronaut getting busted having gay bathroom sex.

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    3. Re:Pointless by Urusai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That a McCarthy quote (s/terrorist/Communist/)?

    4. Re:Pointless by ookabooka · · Score: 1

      heh, no I just made it up; the language and content are eerily similar. . .Tried to capture the whole "reasonable on the surface" thing with "slippery slope" kind of thing.

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    5. Re:Pointless by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I thought *maybe* it was because a meterosexual doesn't exactly make the popular conception of an action hero.

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    6. Re:Pointless by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> All they need is an astronaut getting busted having gay bathroom sex.

      Oh man, stay the *%# out of the ISS men's room. Everyone knows it's a meat market in there.

    7. Re:Pointless by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      allegations of alcoholic astronauts

      Excuse me while I put on "To Steer on Mir" by the Capitol Steps.

      Are new recruits ready for intoxication session!?

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    8. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because in the last year we've seen a homicidal astronaut drive across the country wearing a diaper, a sabotaging contractor, and allegations of alcoholic astronauts.

      As civil servants, the alleged homocidal and alcoholic astronauts were already vetted by the same background checks the JPL scientists are currently being subjected to.

    9. Re:Pointless by RealAlaskan · · Score: 4, Funny
      All they need is an astronaut getting busted having gay bathroom sex.

      Can't have that! Everyone knows that's for U.S. Senators only!

      Can't have the riff-raff acting like the quality folks, no sir!

    10. Re:Pointless by the_other_one · · Score: 1

      Because the rover drivers might use the rover to suicide-bomb.... something. That crater over there, maybe?

      Those rovers on Mars are travelling at tens of KILLometers per second relative to the earth. Can you imagine how much damage one of those would cause if it were to hit a ranch in Texas.

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    11. Re:Pointless by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you've never seen Contact.

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    12. Re:Pointless by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These background checks are only a preventative measure, to ensure that government employees have the utmost integrity and loyalty.

      "employment history, past residences and any illegal drug use." ... have absolutely nothing to do with integrity and loyalty. Although I'm sure they can be used to discriminate against people who don't fit into a certain right-wing profile.
    13. Re:Pointless by y86 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A 10,000 gallon tube of hydrogen would make one hell of building crusher. You thought a 747 made a mess? Wait until one of these bombers drive the space shuttle and it's boosters into the side of the pentagon.

      The space program has access to top of the line rocketry and lots of explosive material. Do you want to disperse a dangerous chemical/bacteria? How about strapping it to the back of the next satilite launch?

      Sexual orientation will always come out when your "spouse" has to be interviewed for a background check. That's standard issue in any government top secret/dangerous job -- I know when I was cleared for top secret work my family and friends got interviewed. We live in a country with out a national ID and open borders. The only way to screen out the dangerous people is to do it before hiring.

    14. Re:Pointless by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Why would it be wright wing? It could be to exclude left-wingers, the "information wants to be free" people, blacks, jews, or anyone. More likely, it is to preclude or prevent that ability to blackmail someone into doing something they shouldn't.

      It could also be to weed out the possibility that some interesting tech might walk away. And yes, the mars rover drivers have some interesting stuff at their disposal. But it doesn't have to be at their disposal in order for them to get at it. In fact, If I was going to steal something and sell it, I wouldn't do it to something I actually had access to so I would be under suspicion. Instead, I would finagle my way into some place I didn't have access to and then I wouldn't be suspected at all. Or so the though goes.

    15. Re:Pointless by Alsee · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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      (I pray that I never see anything like this. . .
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    16. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You thought a 747 made a mess? Wait until one of these bombers drive the space shuttle and it's boosters into the side of the pentagon. Let me guess...... it'll make a 16 foot diameter hole and there won't be any debris........
    17. Re:Pointless by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      OK, the "certain right-wing profile." was just an example... It could (and probably is used to profile many types people.) The blackmail premise is old and weak and just an excuse snoop. I've just written a somewhat light analysis of this premise: http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=284555 &cid=20420193

    18. Re:Pointless by westlake · · Score: 1
      Because the rover drivers might use the rover to suicide-bomb.... something. That crater over there, maybe?

      We have had the unsolved anthrax poisonings. Is it so impossible to imagine an engineer sabotaging a $600 million dollar space project over a grievance that no one else will ever really understand?

    19. Re:Pointless by sn00ker · · Score: 3, Informative
      I think you missed the point. These people do not have security clearances. That's most of the reason for their ire, since invasive background investigations are meant to be about ensuring people who work on matters of national security aren't open to improper influence.

      If you don't work on matters of national security, where is the concern with improper influence or motives? If someone's job puts them in a position where they might pose a threat to the safety of the country, they ought to be vetted and cleared appropriately. If not, filling out a questionnaire ought to be sufficient - though some of those questions are pretty fucking nosey, IMO, given that this is simply for getting an access card to allow you into places you've been going in the past anyway.

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    20. Re:Pointless by Karthikkito · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thing is, you don't really drive the Space Shuttle...it's pre programmed. And if you mention someone hijacking the computer and loading their own code, you've never seen a shuttle code review. You don't really land it until the end either, when it has no fuel left.

      Yes they have access to explosives at their jobs -- but so do the people who manufacture said chemicals and transport them, and last I checked, those employees didn't have to go through government background checks. There's a big difference between requiring a background check for a top secret job designing spy satellites and requiring one for a visiting professor doing research on solar physics -- research that is bound to be published.

    21. Re:Pointless by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Regardless of whether it's "left" or "right", I'm glad to see employees standing up for their rights. It's about time that they start setting the conditions of employment. It brings back a balance of power to a degree.

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    22. Re:Pointless by waveguide · · Score: 1

      We've been hearing exactly that for 5 years now, and citizens and Congress have been going right along. What is new about your post?

    23. Re:Pointless by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well, sort of what I was getting at is there are may reasons other then political leanings for a background check.

      I personally don't see too much wrong with background checks for jobs. This one seems to be going a little too far into the background though.

    24. Re:Pointless by Ulric · · Score: 1

      I find it strange that this is "5, Insightful" when it is obviously meant as sarcasm.

    25. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "employment history, past residences and any illegal drug use." ... have absolutely nothing to do with integrity and loyalty. Although I'm sure they can be used to discriminate against people who don't fit into a certain right-wing profile.

      It's all a bunch of unnecessary, intrusive crap.

      I once worked for a railroad which, having gotten the "right" to test train crews after accidents, gradually extended the tests to random screening, then extended it farther to include other employees, including a woman who was a programmer in some department. She refused, got fired, took them to court and won. Big -- $485,042. http://www.art.net/~hopkins/Don/hemp/drug-testing- dead.html

      The American Red Cross recently instituted a triple background check for all volunteers. The ARRL (American Radio Relay League, a national organization which represents amateur radio operators' interests), published a writeup on the procedures associated with this check. http://www.arrl.org/announce/ARRL-ARC-bg-check.htm l

      They did not take a position on the check; they merely recommended that any operators who wished to work with the ARC as emergency communicators in any kind of disaster read the terms extremely carefully to determine what they might be giving consent to.

      Three key paragraphs from the article read:

      Initially, the Red Cross' requirements included more than a criminal background check. Volunteers were also to be required to grant permission for the Red Cross' background investigation company to conduct a "credit check" and a "mode of living" check as well. Additionally, the Red Cross indicated that the only criminal background check they would accept would be from its own investigation company, "mybackgroundcheck.com."

      On February 6, 2007, the Interim CEO and the National Chair of Volunteers of the Red Cross jointly announced that the policy had changed; (1) that only criminal background checks would be required of Red Cross volunteers; that credit checks would not be required except where separate permission was granted; and that mode of living checks would not be conducted on volunteers under any circumstances. However, the Red Cross' investigation company consent form still includes consent to the conduct of an "investigative consumer report." The Federal Trade Commission's definition of that term specifically includes "mode of living" checks and certain credit checks. The consent form that is required by the Red Cross, therefore, would permit both credit checks and mode of living checks, and not just criminal background checks. (2)

      The new consent form used by "mybackgroundcheck.com" does not disclose to the person consenting to the search that he or she is in fact granting permission to have a credit check or mode of living check performed, but only makes reference to a "consumer investigative report" (3) without explaining it.

      Even if the ARC has backed down with respect to radio operators, the whole situation bespeaks a sheep-like acceptance of the idea that any invasion of privacy is justified if any connection, no matter how tenuous, can be made to "homeland security".

      As a further example of the "mission creep" going on in Amerika, consider the following:

      A few years back, there was a comm workers' strike around San Francisco. A few wires were cut in a couple of B-boxes. Sure enough, a local police agency loudly trumpeted that, "If we catch the perpetrators, we're gonna go for the four-year terrorism enhancement on whatever sentence they get."

      Presumably he then put his stallion-like organ back in his pants and went back to work on the investigation.

    26. Re:Pointless by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Sexual orientation will always come out when your "spouse" has to be interviewed for a background check.

      Huh? No it won't, and if it does, then it is actually a lesser problem.

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    27. Re:Pointless by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Yes! Workers unite! WE are ENTITLED to our jobs!

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    28. Re:Pointless by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Although I'm sure they can be used to discriminate against people who don't fit into a certain right-wing profile. ... but fortunately, it can also be used to discriminate against people who do fit into a certain hypocritical right-wing profile.
    29. Re:Pointless by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Informative

      We are entitled to freedom of speech. We are entitled to privacy. We are entitled to freedom of movement. We are entitled to enjoy the fruits of our labor. We are entitled to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness, or something like that. Rights come from power, not weakness or acquiescing to authority. Nobody will give us any rights unless we are willing to take them. The rights you enjoy came from force. Not necessarily the force of arms, but they can be acquired through the force of unity. We are losing our rights due to our own divisions, nothing more. Too many of us are giving them up to false pretenses and promises. So if a company does not want to support the community, then the community has no reason to support the company. We can unite to put that company out of business. If they want our patronage, then they must provide something in return. It's a two way street. No violence required, but history has shown who usually draws first blood. It is generally well understood who steals the land and a person's livelihood. So, yes we are ENTITLED to something from them...if we are to allow them to maintain possession of stolen property. Otherwise we have every right to run them off.

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    30. Re:Pointless by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Alberto, what the hell are you doing posting on Slashdot?

    31. Re:Pointless by osu-neko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm. Yes, "the slippery slope" -- my favorite logical fallacy. "You know, there's actually nothing wrong with what's being proposed, and no harm will come of it, but there's this other thing that would be very bad, so we should oppose *this* because we don't want *that*." It's truly amazing, and a testament to the stupidity of Man, that such arguments have any traction at all... but they are surprisingly common and effective. :(

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    32. Re:Pointless by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

      "employment history, past residences and any illegal drug use." ... have absolutely nothing to do with integrity and loyalty. Although I'm sure they can be used to discriminate against people who don't fit into a certain right-wing profile."

      didn't the pot-smoking Carl Sagan work at nasa for a few years?

    33. Re:Pointless by hswerdfe · · Score: 1

      ...they may have infiltrated any and all parts of our government... easy solution! just destroy the government.
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    34. Re:Pointless by plague3106 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your right, because when an additional fine was proprosed for not wearing a seatbelt, it was accepted as that, and it never went from an additional fine to something that you could be pulled over for all by itself. Also like the DUI laws, no one ever would continue to lower the limit to the point where you can be jailed for not even being drunk. And the PATRIOT 2 act will rollback some of the absurd police powers.

      You may call it a logical fallacy all you like, but then you're ignoring history. Give a little power, and more WILL be taken.

    35. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. Yes, "the slippery slope" -- my favorite logical fallacy. "You know, there's actually nothing wrong with what's being proposed, and no harm will come of it, but there's this other thing that would be very bad, so we should oppose *this* because we don't want *that*." It's truly amazing, and a testament to the stupidity of Man, that such arguments have any traction at all... but they are surprisingly common and effective. :(
      You mean, kind of like doctors recommending an ounce of prevention?
    36. Re:Pointless by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The slippery slope is only a logical fallacy if you apply it to outcomes which are not influenced by external forces. What happens when one group is not satisfied?

      Traditionally, the slippery slope arguement is used to describe restrictions to liberty as having a snowballing effect. One restriction will lead to others. On its own, this is not necessarily true. Yet simply dismissing the argument as a slippery slope fallacy without understanding the motivations of all players is foolish.

      Basically, an arguement suggesting that a slippery slope exists isn't false simply because of the assertation. Of course, evidence must be presented to suggest that a slippery slope does exist.


      Precedent is the principle in law of using the past in order to assist in current interpretation and decision-making. Precedent can be of two types. Binding or mandatory precedent is a precedent under the doctrine of stare decisis that a court must consider when deciding a case. Advisory precedent are cases which a court may use but is not required to use to decide its cases. In general, binding precedent involves decisions made by a higher court in a common law jurisdiction.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precedent

      One could use precedent from previous examples where 'A' led to 'B' in one situation, where in all other situations 'B' never spontaneously occured. This would suggest that 'A' makes 'B' possible, maybe not inevitable, but possible and potentially probable.

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    37. Re:Pointless by temcat · · Score: 1

      Human behavior is not always logical, I'm afraid. That's why logical fallacy can nevertheless correctly describe how people act.

    38. Re:Pointless by shani · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Or like when Carter lowered the speed limit to 55 miles per hour, and now it's 40 miles per hour! Or like when Linux started using Bitkeeper, and now almost all open-source products use it! Or like how in the Netherlands they tolerate marijuana, and now the entire country is addicted to crack cocaine...

    39. Re:Pointless by plague3106 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or like when Carter lowered the speed limit to 55 miles per hour, and now it's 40 miles per hour!

      Its much, much rarer for goverment to relinquish power on their own. There are many more examples where this doesn't happen. Local governments more and more are "cracking down" on speed enforcement and lowering limits, even when studies show this will increase the number of accidents.

      Or like when Linux started using Bitkeeper, and now almost all open-source products use it!

      There's no government power involved here. Try to stay on topic.

      Or like how in the Netherlands they tolerate marijuana, and now the entire country is addicted to crack cocaine...

      Again, stay on topic. We're talking about increasing government power, where the argument DOES apply many times. If you want an example, take the War on Drugs. We're now at the point where if you sniff glue, you're breaking federal antidrug laws.

      To sum it it, the slippery slope applies to government power grabs. The very real historical trend is that government will TAKE more and more power, not give it back.

    40. Re:Pointless by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Three points in defense of NASA.

      1. Lisa Nowak.
      2. Sabotaging The Space Shuttle: Awesome Propaganda For Terrorists.
      3. Military Aspects Of NASA's Work, Such As Launching Spy Satellites: Useful For Bad Guys

      The space program represents the best of America to the world. When astronauts go nuts, it reflects poorly on our country. If there is a terrorist attack on the space program, it will be a direct attack against "America"--akin to blowing up the Statue of Liberty. And the American space program got its start from Warner Braun's military research, so it should be self-evident that infiltration by foreign spies is a big risk.

      A person's sexual orientation, if it is secret, could be used to blackmail him. This is not to say homosexuals are untrustworthy, but rather society's condemnation and bigotry make them vulnerable to extortion. If you were secretly gay, married with children, perhaps, what wouldn't you do to keep that a secret? See Larry Craig.

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    41. Re:Pointless by IhuntCIA · · Score: 1

      We must not underestimate the bounds and abilities of the terrorists, they may have infiltrated any and all parts of our government, and it our responsibility. . nay, our duty, as freedom-loving Americans to find them and bring them to justice. These background checks are only a preventative measure, to ensure that government employees have the utmost integrity and loyalty. So long as nothing suspicious shows up on these reports government employees have nothing to fear, we must all sacrifice something in the battle against terrorism.

      (I pray that I never hear anything like this. . .)
      Ftom what I have read in the article most of the scientists have already woked on many projests. How come that they are suspicious now, and haven't they been when they have started working ?

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    42. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I absolutely despise the "logical fallacy" fetish. A logical fallacy should just be a fallacy in logic: A ^ B -> ~A. That is a logical fallacy. The rest of this crap may be empirically not true, such as "It is not generally true that if step A is followed, then step A+1 is inevitable." The slippery slope is empirically true under certain conditions, and not under others. It is generally true that if government powers are extended, they have a tendency to lead to further extensions over the long-term, but it is not generally true that if government powers are curtailed that further powers will be curtailed. And it isn't generally true that if I lend Bob 10 bucks, I'll end up loaning him 100 sooner or later; but it is generally true that if I loan Bob 10 bucks, he will probably ask me for 100 bucks later. And as noted, slippery slope is a probabilistic argument, so a single (or group) of opposing cases do not disprove the principle.

      This is the same crap that results in people screaming "Ad Hominem... Ad Hominem" every time that they get called on something. That's not a "logical fallacy," but either a breaking of rhetorical rules (in court, your attorney's personal views are irrelevant to the case at hand), or an empirically untrue statement - because someone is a Marxist does not in general imply that they are bad physicists. But there are plenty of situations where things like hypocrisy are relevant to the matter at hand, where consistency matters and where you can question the standing of the individual (in court, you have to have credentials in order to testify on the scientific validity of facts).

      So, stick your "logical fallacy" where the sun don't shine! And that's rhetorically true.

    43. Re:Pointless by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      A person's sexual orientation, if it is secret, could be used to blackmail him. This is not to say homosexuals are untrustworthy, but rather society's condemnation and bigotry make them vulnerable to extortion. If you were secretly gay, married with children, perhaps, what wouldn't you do to keep that a secret? See Larry Craig.

      I have a more straightforward theory: they are trying to identify homosexual astronauts so they can launch them preferentially into deep space where they will be unable to join the army, get married, or adopt children. It's like launching one stone and getting four into space!

    44. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pull your head out of your ass. This government has shown time and time again that they will stretch any law way beyond the original intention of law, regardless of what they say at the time of passage of that law.

    45. Re:Pointless by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "heh, no I just made it up"

      And you got modded +5 insightful. I'd want Slashdot had the ability to metamoderate moderation +bazillion frightening!

    46. Re:Pointless by darth_zeth · · Score: 1

      I prefer to consider it the Boiling Frog analogy. You can't plop a frog in boiling water, because it will get pissed off and hop out. But you can plop a frog in warm water, and slowly heat it until the frog is dead.

      likewise, we won't stand for massive usurpations of our liberties... but we will stand for small incremental ones. We will go to a place by baby steps where we would refuse to go all at once.

      It isn't logically certain that water being raised a single degree will result in boiling water somewhere down the line (because the temperature might go down a degree later). But if we refuse to have the water heated that single degree, we know it CAN'T result in boiling water. That is the point. We are trying to prevent the possibility of loosing all our freedom, we are NOT saying that a small loses of liberty will NECESSARILY result in a massive one.

      Or to steal the words of someone who said it better:
      "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." -- Thomas Jefferson

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    47. Re:Pointless by timster · · Score: 1

      The boiling frog analogy is terrible. See http://www.fastcompany.com/online/01/frog.html, with a quote from a Harvard biology professor:

      "If you put a frog in boiling water, it won't jump out. It will die. If you put it in cold water, it will jump before it gets hot."

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    48. Re:Pointless by JazzLad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, +5 Informative would have been frightening (if anything would). One can actually originate insight from time to time ...

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    49. Re:Pointless by brian642 · · Score: 1

      A couple of problems with your defense of NASA:

      1) Lisa Nowak - This process would never have caught the problems with Lisa. If it did, would it have been worth the cost?

      2) JPL does not work on the manned program. JPL is know for it's science spacecraft.

      3) JPL does not work on spy satellites. Look at Boeing and Northrop for spy programs. JPL is required, by law, to share information gained from it's discoveries about planets, moons and the stars.

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    50. Re:Pointless by brian642 · · Score: 1

      Oh I love this!!!

      So long as nothing suspicious shows up on these reports government employees have nothing to fear, we must all sacrifice something in the battle against terrorism.

      Please invite the government into my life. Allow them access without a warrant into my finances, my medical information, my marriage, my neighbors and any investments. Allow them to store the information into a huge database that can be accessed in an uncontrolled manner my thousands of federal employees and pray that someone doesn't steal my identity.

      Oh yea, there is lots to fear and I guess what I fear most is the folks that say you have nothing to fear.

      This has very little to do with terrorism and more to do with the government trying to create a worldwide database without the courts getting involved and those pesky warrants.

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    51. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We have had the unsolved anthrax poisonings.

      Oh, yeah. That was the one where less than two handfuls of people died. So we totally turned the US post office upside down and spent (likely) billions "to make sure it never happens again." (tm)

      So, from a couple weeks later to this very week, all my prescriptions, mailed directly from the hospital pharmacy, have a clear little pair of 1/16" holes punched through the grey plastic bag. I wonder who got the high-paying job huffing them all to make sure there's no anthrax.

      As a nation which has always been on the side of patent protection, we were witness to the government "summoning" German pharma executives TO THE USA to "negotiate" prices for anthrax antidote. They were told (no shit) "to bring sharp pencils". The sanction was that, if a nice enough price was not arrived at, we'd overthrow the whole international patent agreement system and start producing the stuff ourselves.

      All this over less than ten Amerikan deaths. Then we proceeded to send nearly 4,000 more to their deaths. And all "because they hate our freedoms."

      Holy steaming horseshit.

    52. Re:Pointless by darth_zeth · · Score: 1

      I was just using Al Gore's analogy. i don't normally torture frogs to death, so i took his word for it.

      either way, i'm sure you understand the point.

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    53. Re:Pointless by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      How do we know Bush is not a terrorist?

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  2. In Soviet USSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Space Agency spies on YOU!

  3. It depends ... by tomhudson · · Score: 0

    ... they want to make sure you're not buying a box of Depends ...

  4. Release by Trikenstein · · Score: 0

    The Dancing Adult Diapers Jokes of War!

  5. Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by nbarriga · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How the hell asking those kind of things helps prevent terrorism?(which is the stated goal according to the article) And anyway, even if it did help I wouldn't agree.

    1. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by cnettel · · Score: 1

      Tell us all the sensitive and private stuff, so no one can blackmail you by threatening to expose it later! Clever...

    2. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by _merlin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I'm not saying I agree with it, but here's a possible line of assumptions they could be following:

      1. Most extremists are Muslims
      2. Islam forbids homosexuality
      3. Homosexuals are not likely to be Muslim extremists

      Therefore, it should be safe to hire gays...

    3. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Ajehals · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah AFAIK that's fairly standard, ensure there are no angles for blackmail and ensure that their financial position is OK.

      So for people with access to sensitive information you do in depth and quite invasive checks, the more sensitive the information you have access to the more invasive the information required for clearance (well more comprehensive anyway)

      For people with no access to sensitive information, carry out a minimal background check and ensure that there are no glaring issues and then ensure that they have support and feel that they can tell their employer about their gambling addiction/cross-dressing using some sort of sensitive mechanism (wont stop all blackmail but its a decent start and if they are blackmailed they cant give anything away anyway.)

      Most important - make sure that those without clearances DO NOT have casual or informal access to information that they are not cleared to see.

    4. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by G+Fab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      secret gays can be blackmailed. overt ones are fine, of course.

    5. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he's probably a terrorist if he has typical sexual relations with his wife of 25 years. Furthermore, he's probably a terrorist if he's only making a typical scientist's salary of $75000.

      Why do we know he's a terrorist? Because Republicans would never live in such a fashion, and we all know they're totally against terrorism. They're too busy giving or getting blowjobs from random strangers in public washrooms at night. They're too busy making millions by sucking up to fundamentalist religious groups, or otherwise defrauding the American public. So it's obvious that anyone who isn't doing such things is a major threat.

    6. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by ottothecow · · Score: 4, Funny

      So maybe they are really checking the gay ones to make sure they are ACTUALLY gay and not terrorist gay-fakers?

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      Bottles.
    7. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I seem to recall a high-profile case about blowjobs in the late '90s... I think there was something about a Oval Office intern, and a cigar, and something about a blue dress. Oh wait yah, he was a Democrat. Nevermind, that's totally OK.

      Carry on.

    8. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by norfolkboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      If they're fit, I'm more than happy to be their unpaid tester!!

    9. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      everyone thought:

      1. most conservative anti-homosexuals congressmen are Republican
      2. Republican platform is anti-homosexual
      3. Homosexuals are not likely to be Republican congressmen

      but now we know old Republican congressmen cruise for cock in the public bathrooms and suck underage congressional pageboy schlong.

    10. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Dude, Republicans are Democrats, and Democrats are Republicans. There's essentially no practical difference. The Democrat response to the past six years is a testament to that fact. If they really were different from Republicans, that is to say that they had differing opinions and ideals, then there wouldn't be American troops in Iraq. There wouldn't be the PATRIOT Act. There wouldn't be domestic wiretapping. There wouldn't be this sort of nonsense.

    11. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: secret gays with access to sensitive information can be blackmailed. NONE of the 28 people filing suit work on classified work. These are scientists studying things like star formation and Martian geology.

    12. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      3. *Open* homosexuals are not likely to be Republican congressmen

      They're just checking to make sure their astronauts aren't in the closet. I think we all know what kind of damage a Republican congressperson could do up in space. After all, they believe the earth is flat and that mankind sprang fully-formed from the navel of a 10,000-year-old snake god.

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      Just another "DOJ fascist authoritarian totalitarian bootlicker" -- Zeio
    13. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      I'm confused. Does this mean I have to worry about Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Ken Mehlman, Karl Rove, and ... oh, anyone whose phone is tapped by the Middle-Eastern country that does US phone records processing. Yeah, them. The ones we're sending $30 billion of tax payer money to. Makes one wonder whose arms got twisted and how.

    14. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is proving that it is too hard to keep all the sensitive stuff secrete. And I'm not talking about Joe's medical weapons or how to fit a nuke to a missile. There could be a lot of cross over stuff and opportunities where someone makes a mistake and holds a door open from someone else with their hands full.

      Also, you have less of a chance of pissing an employee off when promoting from within and finding out that the only thing stopping them from getting another $10,000 a year and project lead is some petty crime from 20 years ago that wasn't known about until their hopes were up. If you know about things that would limit their security clearance, you don't have to worry about this stuff. When worker drone A who has a the lowest security clearance gets considered for promotion, you know already they why would only be a level 3 or 4 classification and they do to. No need to count on them or let them become disappointed for not getting whatever you were offering.

    15. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      You apparently don't watch Showtime's Sleeper Cell.

      P.S.
      1. Most Republican Senators are Christian

      -

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    16. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. That's why you have to "blow into the tube."

    17. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Just ask them to sing The Trolley Song.

      Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.

      --
      What?
    18. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by onion_joe · · Score: 1
      Actumally, there is quite the thriving gay community in Islamic states such as Saudi Arabia. http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200705/gay-saudi-ar abia

      It is just not spoken of; a communal taboo of sorts. In fact, many Saudi gays find the American lifestyle of obvious expression of homosexuality degrading, preferring the "closeted" version.

      \ -OJ

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    19. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 3, Funny

      tap tap tap...taptap...tap tap tap

    20. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      everyone thought

      Aaaaah ha ha ha ha haaaaah! You are very funny. Are you serious?

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    21. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      secret gays can be blackmailed or worse: they could blackmail the CEO (if he happens to be a closeted gay too...)
    22. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      finding out that the only thing stopping them from getting another $10,000 a year and project lead is some petty crime from 20 years ago

      Why would this ever be an issue? It's not like we're talking about jobs requiring a clearance.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    23. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You never know what the future holds. It could be that everyone working there will need a security clearance someday. This could be because of the nature of the work and some fucked up law protecting us from terrorist.

      And yes, Even janitors would need a security clearance when sensitive information could be laying in the trash or dropped on the floor by some drone of a worker. You know, NASA hasn't been renowned for their competency lately. Astronauts flying drunk, chasing down girlfriends of ex-boyfriends, putting sensors in upside down, forgetting to convert metric to english and losing crafts. I would say everyone needs to be reclassified and checked again. NASA could use a good reworking and reorganization to some degree. I'm not saying scrap everything and start over. But maybe giving every employee a security clearance so guards don't have to tear up posters of 40 or 50 year old rockets might be a good idea.

    24. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You never know what the future holds. It could be that everyone working there will need a security clearance someday. This could be because of the nature of the work and some fucked up law protecting us from terrorist.

      Then do it someday. Spending money and invading my privacy because of something that may happen someday is idiotic.

      And yes, Even janitors would need a security clearance when sensitive information could be laying in the trash or dropped on the floor by some drone of a worker.

      Which would be some other place. Please keep on topic.

      You know, NASA hasn't been renowned for their competency lately.

      God forbid every mistake made by your multi thousand person company made the news. Do you think there might be some political motivation in spreading this stuff around? ya think? They only plopped a robot on Mars and ran it around for a year past it's expiration date, and really, do you have any evidence of astronauts flying drunk? All I hear are rumors.

      But maybe giving every employee a security clearance so guards don't have to tear up posters of 40 or 50 year old rockets might be a good idea.

      what the hell for? This is JPL, which isn't NASA and isn't classified.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    25. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Self-hating gays, film at 11.

    26. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by wodon · · Score: 1

      That sounds very similar to the set up we have here in the UK.

      Part of DV clearance (one of our higher security clearances) is being asked about potentially embarrassing subjects.
      Sexual orientation, prior drug taking, pornography, sexual deviancy (yes they do ask that!).

      They don't mind so much what you have done, it is whether you reveal it yourself.
      If they find out themselves that, for example, you smoked weed in college you won't get the clearance. But if you tell them openly it is less of an issue.

      When a friend of mine was getting his clearance he was interviewed in his home, the agents asked if he ever watched pornography and he proudly pointed to the wall of hardcore porn on display in his front room. The agents laughed and carried on. And he got his clearance. Nothing to hide = less chance of blackmail.

      Invasive? Yes.
      but if you don't want to go through it, don't apply for the job.

      --
      It's My Tea and I'll Drink it if I Want To!
    27. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      Hey, no fair, I'm offering first.

      now form an orderly queue, tickets can be obtained at the front door...

    28. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by onion_joe · · Score: 1
      Well, not so much, IMHO. It actually seems that this is a more enlightened version of homosexuality, where the need to be identified with a community [geek, hacker, prep, gay] is subservient to just blending in. Heck, according to the Atlantic article groups of old men commonly sit around at street cafes and give approving looks to "young studs."

      They are discreet, not self-hating.

      and no, I don't approve of sharia law, but that should be irrelevant to a discussion of differing cultural attitudes on homosexuality.

      -OJ

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      sig sig sig siggy sig
    29. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      Several things. 1) They need to know enough about you to determine that you really are the person you claim to be. So they go back to your old school and look at archived teachers roll books and see that you really do have a high school yearbook photo and that people who lived on the streets you have lived on do remember you or at least don't remember bad things about you. And they run your fingerprints through the FBI's database. 2) They don't care if you are gay or smoked pot. They do care if you lie about this and keep it secret. People with secrets can be blackmailed. This one trips people up a lot. They think it's best not to say but the fail to realize the investigator does not care 3) money is a big thing too. Are you spending more then you are making? If so where does that extra money come from. Also are you nearly bankrupt? if so you might be susceptible to bribes.

    30. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by TopSpin · · Score: 1

      How the hell asking those kind of things helps prevent terrorism? What makes you think this is motivated by terrorism? Because NASA says so?

      NASA has contractors shooting people in Houston, astronauts planning attacks on love rivals and other astronauts drunk on shuttle launches. For some strange reason o.O they think they're letting too many screwballs get close to their operations. If something major happens as a result do you think Congress will not point to these personnel problems as evidence of a lack of diligence? You damn well know they will. For that matter so will the lot of you; knees will jerk so hard around /. people will lose teeth.

      The fact that this hasn't been NASA policy all along says a lot. Any HR professional knows that a simple credit check is a cheap, fast way to screen out a lot of people with 'issues.' Nothing says 'fuck-up' like chronic credit problems. Go deeper and it becomes real hard to maintain a front. This is just NASA employing diligence equal to the institution.

      Operate yourself such that you can be trusted not to show up wasted to handle huge LOX pumps. Behave in a manner that won't lead to embarrassing scandals for people that place trust in you. Otherwise go away and make a living somewhere that involves less esteem, and try not to whine about it. I know it's hard; whining is encouraged behavior today, but please try.

      --
      Lurking at the bottom of the gravity well, getting old
    31. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      this is a more enlightened version of homosexuality, where the need to be identified with a community [geek, hacker, prep, gay] is subservient to just blending in.


      Well, that still describes homosexuality in 1950s America. If you think that's better, fine, but it's not like the idea of "blending in" is some new concept these guys have discovered after years of fully exploring all the alternatives.

      If anything, it's a more general statement of the desire for westerners to value pride/individualism over social comfort, and has nothing to do with sexuality in particular.
      --
      Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
    32. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by onion_joe · · Score: 1
      I apologise due to my not being clear in my views here. In America, one belongs to a clique or subgroup, especially when dealing with homosexuality. You either are gay or you aren't. Or maybe you are bisexual, but none the less you are categorized or compartmentalized. State ON or state OFF.

      Saudi life does not involve compartmentalization with respect to male sexuality. One can be gay one day, bi the next, and straight the following week (or year, etc.)

      In the US, IMHO, one subscribes to a team, and most facets of your social life are expected to revolve around that particular team.

      -OJ

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      sig sig sig siggy sig
    33. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      In the US, IMHO, one subscribes to a team, and most facets of your social life are expected to revolve around that particular team.


      I think that's what many members of the "teams" would like you to think, but I don't know that it's as true as their politics would depend on. Much like it suits a lot of people to sell the notion that we are divided into red states and blue states, but when people from many places are just sitting around a table hanging out, it clearly isn't the case.
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      Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
    34. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by onion_joe · · Score: 1
      yep. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turd_Blossom

      The master of polarization.

      -OJ

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      sig sig sig siggy sig
    35. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by G+Fab · · Score: 1

      yeah, you are confused.

      This is obviously the biggest problem. The gays who have the most to lose because of unsympathetic constituents are obviously the most vulnerable to blackmail. This is extremely obvious stuff. Dems have held office after doing much more sordid things by using the "so what?" defense. It's a good defense.

      Oh wait, Karl Rove is gay? Because you don't like him? I want to give you an obnoxious response explaining that this is homophobic behavior currently much in vogue on the left. But I'm really tired and don't give a shit.

      Anyway, you are right to worry about this. It's apparently not uncommon for republicans to be ... not only gay, but extremely irresponsible bathroom and page folding weirdos. Craig has been making some very strange moves lately. On immigration his actions were extremely unpopular and totally unlike his original positions. And this stuff was apparently being kept secret during that time. (and then they release it anyway, heh) Perhaps this is a good thing. A lot of republicans aren't going to vote for dems anyway, so they are stuck with socially liberal republicans, which is progress in my book.

    36. Re:Medical records? Finances? Sexual life? by blueskies · · Score: 1

      but if you don't want to go through it, don't apply for the job.
      What if you already have the job? or what if you don't get many bright people because they are too smart to put up with that shit?
  6. For additional information... by oringo · · Score: 4, Informative
  7. Hmm... by ccs.gott · · Score: 0

    What use is the background check if you cannot detect crazy women in your employ?

    1. Re:Hmm... by moderatorrater · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wouldn't "crazy" be redundant in that phrase?

      *ducks*

  8. Levers by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you peruse my website and/or posting history you'll see that I'm against almost everything the government does. That said . . .

    I held a TS with SBI once upon a time. The main reason for background checks, as I understand it, is to ferret out any levers that could be used against you by hostile agent. Too much debt? We'll get you out of trouble if you give us info. Cheating on your wife? With a man?! It would be a shame if we had to call her. Think of your kids.

    It's not that they're morally judging you, its that they're making sure that you're not unduly susceptible to influence.

    It's not fair, but it's not about fairness.

    -Peter

    1. Re:Levers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's not that they're morally judging you, its that they're making sure that you're not unduly susceptible to influence."

      Which would be very important if you were working with classified material. These people are not. Everything they do is in the public domain and presumably accessible to anyone under FOIA.

    2. Re:Levers by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Which would be very important if you were working with classified material. These people are not. Everything they do is in the public domain and presumably accessible to anyone under FOIA.

      Not true. NASA is involved with the design and launch of CIA/NSA spy satellites as well as some Air Force stealth (Area 51/Groom Lake) stuff.

      --
      Do you even lift?

      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    3. Re:Levers by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem with that line of reasoning is that most of the people in question don't even have access to that sort of stuff- nor could they.

      It's one thing if you're going for a job that actually needs access to Secret or Top Secret classified data. These people don't- so why even GO there in the first place?

      --
      I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
    4. Re:Levers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Asking about this stuff is Catch-22, though.

      If our society (and its individuals) can get past feeling shame at normal human activity, then all leverage goes out the window.

      For example, if Senator Craig had owned up to being gay and simply led a gay life, he'd stay in the Senate. But it is precisely because he tried to hide it that he is in trouble.

      That's why I absolutely *love* our let-it-all-hang-out, tell-all culture. The more outing that takes place, the more normal all that hidden behavior becomes, the less hung up and twisted we'll all be in so many ways, including being subject to shame and its destructiveness in so many forms (suicides; political leverage; etcetera).

    5. Re:Levers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm... did you not RTFA? Some of these people only agreed to work for NASA under the provision that they would NOT deal with classified documents (in other words, the specifically asked for non-sensitive work so that it could be peer-reviewed).

    6. Re:Levers by keraneuology · · Score: 1
      Not to mention that if they know your secrets they can exert the leverage themselves.

      Thanks for sharing. I own you now, weasel boy.

      --
      If the g'vt kept the data on you that google does you'd better believe you'd be calling it "doing evil"
    7. Re:Levers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm open about all the suicides I've committed. Since I didn't try to hide it, no one cares.

    8. Re:Levers by jcr · · Score: 1

      It's not just classified material that they're worried about, they're also concerned with access to facilities, opportunities for sabotage, and industrial espionage. Not everything that's sensitive is classified secret or higher.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    9. Re:Levers by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not that they're morally judging you, its that they're making sure that you're not unduly susceptible to influence.

      Why is it that politicians don't have to undergo the same background check before being eligible for office then? They have far more power in terms of changing laws, setting budgets etc. than the average NASA employee. Of course they also make the rules about who needs to have background checks...

      Background checks make sense for people dealing with classified material but not for non-classified, scientific work which in most cases is published. You'd have to be a really stupid "intelligence" operation to try and pressure people to reveal information that you can get by subscribing to an academic journal!

    10. Re:Levers by pete-classic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why is it that politicians don't have to undergo the same background check before being eligible for office then?


      Put that on the ballot and I'll vote for it!

      -Peter
    11. Re:Levers by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I'm kind of on thin ice here, but I don't think I'm going too far by describing your post as, "Adorably naïve."

      -Peter

    12. Re:Levers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today, getting a plain secret clearance involves nothing more than filling out a big online form & signing away your rights. (TS does still typically require the uncomfortable face-to-face interview of the subject and his friends/relatives.)

      NASA wants people to sign scary NDAs that give government immense leverage not to protect us from the enemy but instead to protect the government from its employees. You can't blow the whistle when everything is classified.

    13. Re:Levers by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      I held a TS with SBI once upon a time. The main reason for background checks, as I understand it, is to ferret out any levers that could be used against you by hostile agent. However, disclosing the information doesn't necessary help the candidate either. The typical case is of someone who says, yes I did do some illegal drugs 5 years ago. I've heard of plenty of people who honestly admitted to that sort of thing from their college days on their SF-86 or during their interview. I've never heard of anyone who did admit that sort of thing ever actually getting their clearance. Even though the "lever" ought to be useless at that point since their's no proof and the 'secret' has been admitted.

      I have met people who claimed they lied about prior drug use and did get their clearances. Of course they could have been bullshitting me.
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      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    14. Re:Levers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The suit was filed by 28 JPL employees against NASA, none of whom hold sensitive positions. Yet, they are still required to fill out a "questionnaire for non-sensitive positions" (SF85) that includes drug usage, draft registration numbers, etc., and sign a release that gives "any investigator" of "any federal agency" the right to obtain any information they want for an investigation that is "not limited."

      See http://hspd12jpl.org/

      The questionnaire that kicks of their background investigation is here: http://hspd12jpl.org/files/sf85.pdf

    15. Re:Levers by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Never be caught in bed with a dead woman or a live man...

      --
      Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
    16. Re:Levers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The JPL facility is not sensitive, except for a few access-controlled areas. The place has public tours through the whole facility, every day. Also, temporary employees, students, etc. do not have to go through the background check, so any of them could also sabotage the place. It makes no sense that they only are doing background checks on the permanent employees, many of whom have been loyal employees for decades.

    17. Re:Levers by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Well those people would already have had background investigations before getting access to work on classified programs. This is a new blanket policy on ALL NASA employees.

    18. Re:Levers by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      Too much debt? We'll get you out of trouble if you give us info.

      People in debt don't give out information that they shouldn't. Only unscrupulous people do that. Students are not inherently unscrupulous.

      Also, knowing "whether they've ever had sex and, if so, what type." has nothing to do with being dishonorable or embarrassed. Does this mean they are less likely to hire virgins because of the embarrassment of virginity? And apparently they ask people I know about my sex habits? ... what if I don't tell my boss about my fetishes? ... or I don't let my mom know about how I like to give it anally?

      Nope... seems more about morals to me. The hostile agent premise never made sense, and it makes even less sense now. There is no logic to it (or VERY VERY week logic).

    19. Re:Levers by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      This is a new blanket policy on ALL NASA employees.

      JPL employees are not NASA employees. They are employees of Caltech. Their contract says Caltech. Their paycheck says Caltech. Their 401k is TIAA-CREF, not some nice fat federal pension plan. If they invent something, Caltech has the right to the patent. They have none of the nice benefits of federal employment.

      Why should they submit to the scrutiny of HSPD12?

      --
      We're all born with nothing.
      If you die in debt, you're ahead.
    20. Re:Levers by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      "Adorably naïve."

      It's ironic, because that is what I thought of your post. I've signed non-disclosure agreements before, and have yet to figure out what is really worth disclosing. Yes there will always be SOMETHING, some argument one can use to get away with the most atrocious abuses.

      It's the same type of logic that says torture is OK if Americans do it, but Americans don't torture because we changed the definition of torture to include torture. Therefore America is now safe.

      For some reason I still don't feel safe because Mr. Bush knows what magazines his employees jack off to, or that people can be tortured without being tortured. The logic eludes me.
    21. Re:Levers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I held a TS with SBI once upon a time.


      Hmmm, I wonder what you meant? Lets try a few possibilities (and no, I will NOT google it, this is more fun):

      1) I held a technical seminar (TS) with stratospheric bullshit index (SBI) once upon a time.
      2) I held a transsexual sybarite (TS) with synthetic breast implants (SBI) once upon a time.
      3) I held a telephone survey (TS) with strategic business investigations (SBI) once upon a time.
      4) I held a transcendent séance (TS) with subliminal brain inputs (SBI) once upon a time.

      Vote for your favorite!

      As for the rest of your comment, your suggestion is plausible as a consideration for employers with significant resources to protect.
    22. Re:Levers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which would be very important if you were working with classified material. These people are not. The NASA term is SBU: Sensitive, but unclassified. Which pretty much means anyone can read it on NASA Watch if it's interesting at all.
    23. Re:Levers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think you are. If you're working on spy satellites for DoD or the NSA, you had better make sure the office you work in is under lock and key. Oh...damn...we already do. Why should someone working on black hole physics or star formation, studying pictures coming from hubble and chandra, or getting data from Cassini go through a background check? They don't have access to the systems or facilities where secret work is being done anyways.

    24. Re:Levers by vought · · Score: 1

      You forgot CowboyNeal.

    25. Re:Levers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lie continuously.

      I do. I never tell the truth.

      It leads to a more interesting life.

    26. Re:Levers by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      For example, if Senator Craig had owned up to being gay and simply led a gay life, he'd stay in the Senate. But it is precisely because he tried to hide it that he is in trouble. Actually, the main source issue is not being closeted, but being so damn hypocritical. If he hadn't voted anti-gay on some many issues (gay marriage, hate crimes, etc.), he wouldn't have had a problem. Heck, he might even have been able to repeal the statute under which he was arrested, if he had voted more honestly when it came up on the floor. This Republicite deserves every flak he gets.

      Strangely enough, it's only the American right that has this issue. In other countries, even the right-wing parties are in favor of (most) gay rights.

    27. Re:Levers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Why is it that politicians don't have to undergo the same background check before being eligible for office then?

      It'd make it easy to prevent someone from the wrong party from holding office.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    28. Re:Levers by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Never be caught in bed with a dead woman or a live man...

      Does undead count ?

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    29. Re:Levers by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      'Levers that can be used by a foreign agent' only applies if you're doing classified work. Most of the workers in TFA had no security clearance and did nothing classified. They only need this security check to get into the building.

      And I'm one of them, and I'm very, very nervous. I used to have a TS compartmentalized clearance, but it was revoked because of revelations about my sexual history. I went on to a non-classified program, for a different contractor, working for a different agency, and have been here for nine years. They did the standard background checks when I was hired and every few years after that. Now we're going through this more rigorous check, and I'm wondering if sexual indiscretions as a youth -- something that used to not matter at any security level up to TS -- might now be grounds for my dismissal. Been biting my nails about this.

      And because we are not told of the criteria used in security approvals, we'll never know whether there is prejudice against a certain person/race/sexual orientation/whatever inherent in the system. I'm totally disillusioned with how our government works, and I wish I could find a job outside of it.

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      Genocide Man -- Life is funny. Death is funnier. Mass murder can be hilarious.
    30. Re:Levers by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I held a TS with SBI once upon a time. The main reason for background checks, as I understand it, is to ferret out any levers that could be used against you by hostile agent. Too much debt? We'll get you out of trouble if you give us info. Cheating on your wife? With a man?! It would be a shame if we had to call her. Think of your kids.

      It's not that they're morally judging you, its that they're making sure that you're not unduly susceptible to influence.

      It's not fair, but it's not about fairness.


      Um, I agree with this in theory. In theory, the "security guys" don't really care if your gay or in debt or have a gambling problem.

      Freedom is being able to choose your own fetish. Privacy is keeping your fetishes out of other people's knowledge. Most people wouldn't want their parents/selected others to know their fetishes. Security is making sure your fetishes can't be used against us not you. The potential evil is the political guys using the security guys to select only those folks that have the same fetish as the political guys and to remove by various means those that have different or opposing fetishes.

    31. Re:Levers by Vellmont · · Score: 1
      It's interesting how your entire argument falls apart with the simple phrase in the second paragraph of the article:

      but none are involved in classified work, according to the suit.
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      AccountKiller
    32. Re:Levers by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Politicians get the background checks automatically - by the press. A politician of any significance can't escape that. If there's something sleazy or nasty it will probably come out.

      That works up to a certain point, though. When you get to significant power, IE nominated to run for president and could actually WIN, then you are beyond that level and generally you are the one doing the blackmailing, or wielding influence of a similar power, anyway.

      Think about it. Bush had his alcohol problem etc, Clinton had his - various things. Bush is on his 2nd term and Clinton would get elected a 3rd term if he could run. Neither one's dirty laundry mattered.

      The powerful politicians and their handlers are masters of public image. They'll leak damaging information so they can control the spin and how it is leaked, so that they can control the mindshare. Power.

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      Flappinbooger isn't my real name
  9. The issue of access by iamacat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you work on the same floor as someone handling classified information, you obviously have more chance to steal it than an outsider. And if you have a large gambling debt or are having a clandestine gay (or straight) affair unknown to your spouse, you are more likely to be motivated to sell some of your knowledge or reveal it to avoid damaging exposure. Basically to work on - or around - government secrets you better not have too many secrets of your own.

    1. Re:The issue of access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, governments and contractors entrusted with classified material aren't THAT stupid. There are processes around the treatment of classified materials that people with access take VERY seriously.

      Classified materials are never left in the open, unlocked or where someone else could accidentally see them. Where I worked they were only available in special rooms that required clearance to enter. Heck, any notes written while in that room also became classified and couldn't leave either. Only around Congress can someone place a classified document into a briefcase and take it home.

      To some of the other posters that said these folks were simply robot drivers. It isn't like that robot could be bought from SONY for $2000. Those are $50M robots and I'm glad that the people controlling them are required to have a significant background check.

      I have an FBI and NSA file from my background check. It took months and months to get cleared. They visited every non-dorm place that I lived and asked my neighbors about me. They researched my finances, and I'm certain that I was followed for a week or so. Ya know, sometimes you just "feel" it.

      It has been years and years since my clearance expired, but I'll never discuss with anyone anything I worked on even if I see it on the front page of the New York Times or it is someone that I remember working with. Honestly, it wasn't that interesting, but taken with other information that I didn't/don't have, it may be very useful to someone. Heck, I doubt I could remember any details about it any how. Nope, can't.

    2. Re:The issue of access by pclminion · · Score: 1

      And if you have a large gambling debt or are having a clandestine gay (or straight) affair unknown to your spouse, you are more likely to be motivated to sell some of your knowledge or reveal it to avoid damaging exposure.

      Let's see... Suffer familial distress, or get my ass pounded in prison? I think I know which one I'd pick. (I leave it to your imagination.)

    3. Re:The issue of access by Askmum · · Score: 1

      "I once knew this guy who's sisters boyfriend had a father that was living next to this guy who once dated the daughter of a man who worked at a job where a collegue of him had worked for a maintenance firm that did work at NASA.
      That's why all these FBI agents are now asking questions about my past, honey!"

    4. Re:The issue of access by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      Being denied a security clearance or and going to prison are two different things...typical slashdot over-reaction. But, in all fairness, I could have picked any of 50 or so posts in this thread to say this same thing. Yours was just convenient because it was the one open a the moment.

      I've had a clearance since 1990 and it is one of the least invasive aspects of my life. Sure, I've had to pass on the occassional joint being passed around at concerts, but I seem to prefer my large salary over the past 17 years over the occassional cheap buzz that is can otherwise be legally obtained in the form of a six-pack. Uninterestingly enough, I am not ashamed at my glaring lack of sexual perversion, nor do I glorify my utter lack of gambling impulse. Not to mention, I don't like telling our enemies what I know about them, for ANY cost. In otherwords, the questions they ask on polygraphs are uninteresting and not invasive at all. They use polygraphs to see if you are prone to lying, and frankly, they don't care about your fetishes (as long as they are legal). It's you people out there who say, "I never download songs of the Internet, but those record label companies sure are evil!" I pass the the polys by saying, "yes", when asked, "do you download illegal music off the Internet".

      Of course, most people on slashdot have tons to hide, so they run and scream about how unfair it all seems... Good thing most of you will never actually have to go through my hell.

      I'll argue the other side, in light of the Sen. Craig news, and say I'm GLAD NASA (or any government entity for that matter) is probing (pun-intended?) employees in this manner. If you think for one second that people with personal issues and perversions (and subsequent repressions) can separate these issues from public service, then I've got some ocean front propert in Arizona to sell you. If Sen. Craig had to endure half the poly stress I have in my life, this giant loser would not be in a position of public trust, as he shouldn't be.

    5. Re:The issue of access by iamacat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Care to prove your assumptions?.

      It's much easier for me to overhear/steal/tcpdump something on the floor where I work all day than to compromise a secure building with badge+biometrics access somewhere in my neighborhood. In the later case, I only expect security scrutiny if I am found trying to climb a wall of said building with gecko-style hand attachments.

    6. Re:The issue of access by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Classified materials are never left in the open, unlocked or where someone else could accidentally see them. Where I worked they were only available in special rooms that required clearance to enter. Heck, any notes written while in that room also became classified and couldn't leave either. Only around Congress can someone place a classified document into a briefcase and take it home.

      And yet you could see someone's briefcase in the john, dial your number on their cell and hear their classified discussions in that special room. Janitors eventually have to clean the classified room and electricians need to change light bulbs. There are just too many opportunities to snoop on someone you are working with in physical contact 8 hours every day.

    7. Re:The issue of access by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      And yet you could see someone's briefcase in the john, dial your number on their cell and hear their classified discussions in that special room. You assume that cell phones are allowed in closed areas.

      Janitors eventually have to clean the classified room and electricians need to change light bulbs. You assume that (uncleared) janitors, electricians, etc, are not escorted shoulder-to-shoulder in closed areas.

      There are just too many opportunities to snoop on someone you are working with in physical contact 8 hours every day. You have never worked in a closed area, have you?
    8. Re:The issue of access by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 0, Troll

      Slippery-Slope You are using that word which does not mean what you think it means.

      It's much easier for me to overhear/steal/tcpdump something on the floor where I work all day than to compromise a secure building with badge+biometric Which has nothing at all to do with closed areas. You've clearly never worked at one or you would understand that a closed area is essentially walled off, behind a minimum of two-factor authentication, closed space with no interconnected networking and no network cabling that traverses an open area. You can't hear through the walls and you can't see anything through the windows.

      What you consider 'much easier' is in reality marginally easier. Which was the point of my illustration.
    9. Re:The issue of access by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      If Sen. Craig had to endure half the poly stress I have in my life, this giant loser would not be in a position of public trust, as he shouldn't be. Exactly why shouldn't he be in a position of public trust?

      He's a closet gay with all the pressures and contradictions from society which that entails. So what if he's a hypocrite about it? So what if he lied about it? He certainly never promised anyone that he would support pro-gay policies in office, seems like he's kept his word there where public trust counts - to his constituents.

      And his arrest? How bogus is that? So what if he was trolling? Since when is hitting on someone illegal? Especially if it is done in such a manner that the only people who would understand that they were being hit on are guaranteed to be adults and at least understanding if not welcoming of his advances?

      it is one of the least invasive aspects of my life. Conformity creates a single, extremely brittle and narrowly focused, world-view. You may glory in your white-bread existence, but believe for a second that it is a great thing for you or for your country. I've held clearances from a variety of departments for almost as long as you have and wherever I've been, a large minority of the best and brightest have been the ones who do chaffe at the restrictions that living with a clearance puts on them.
    10. Re:The issue of access by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Is underwear allowed in "closed areas"? Otherwise, it's not that difficult for me to slip a working audio recorder over the rubber in your boxers while we are working out at company gym. Targeting your suit jacket or your pen might be easier, especially considering the difficulty of retrieval. Your unclassified laptop can be hacked to turn on at a certain time, even when closed and in the bag, and record stuff from mic. Light bulbs inserted by shoulder-to-shoulder escorted electricians can introduce additional signals into electric wiring based on vibration of the glass. If I worked professionally on penetrating a closed area, I am sure I would come up with a lot more ways to spy on someone who eats, talks and goes to the restroom in the same places as me for much of his waking time.

    11. Re:The issue of access by iamacat · · Score: 1

      no interconnected networking and no network cabling that traverses an open area.

      So, does the building also have sections of ceiling, roof or basement that require two-factor authentication? Or do network cables go through hyperspace to avoid "traversing an open area"? Ok, I grant you that this particular problem can be solved by encryption, as long as I can not get my hands on the machines at either end of the secure link. But me having unrestricted access to the floor you work on and ample opportunities for verbal and physical contact with yourself improves my chances for eventual success more than marginally.

    12. Re:The issue of access by iamacat · · Score: 1

      As you having an affair in the first place demonstrates, that depends on your assessment of probability of getting caught. Your assignment can even be framed in such away that it's not explicitly illegal and yet yields useful information.

    13. Re:The issue of access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what? You watch way too many movies. The James Bond shit is so rare that it is way at the bottom of the list of what to worry about. What security officers worry about first and foremost are people who are sloppy. Then comes the people with who can be compromised. Those kind of people don't do James Bond shit, they already have clearances and they just 'accidentally' take home some documents they forgot about in their briefcase.

      You've constructed an elaborate series of scenarios because all you know about information security is what you've seen on Mission Impossible where they take the most elaborate and daring approach because it makes for good tension and nice fireworks, not because it is the most cost effective.

      Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to dream up more wild-eyed slashbot theories about topics which you are thoroughly ignorant.

    14. Re:The issue of access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, does the building also have sections of ceiling, roof or basement that require two-factor authentication? Are you trying to ask are the areas above the ceiling tiles also physically separated from the rest of the facility in a closed area? Otherwise, what part of "no network cabling traverses an open area" do you fail to understand?

      You are pretty damn ignorant aren't you?

      If you really want to know how this stuff works, start reading the NISPOM and go from there - all the information for how to build and run closed areas is public information on various .gov and .mil sites. But either way, quit acting like a teenager who knows he's smarter than the rest of the world.
    15. Re:The issue of access by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Oh sure, when everyone working in a building went to security screening, it makes sense to recruit ones with the best security clearance. Once we decide that janitors and unclassified scientists shouldn't have to sacrifice their privacy for a background check, foreign agencies will start targeting them to keep an eye for sloppy people and install James bond gadgets that have become far more practical since the movies were released. Think of all the stray RFID tags you are already carrying around in your books and cloth and tell me how difficult it would me to make a lookalike low power audio recorder given no budget constraints.

    16. Re:The issue of access by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Where do cables go once they leave the ceiling tiles directly above the closed area? Is there enough security stuff to monitor my office and restroom to make sure I am not drilling through pipes encapsulating "classified" cables and installing some vampire clamps.

      Are you really comfortable with letting untrusted individuals freely roam the floor where your classified information is accessed? Why not make them go through background check or else have a separate building for unclassified work?

    17. Re:The issue of access by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      Well, let's start with the fact that he can't be trusted to, I don't know, TELL THE TRUTH? We can start with that. Then there is the whole issue of being psychologically unstable? What's illegal about trolling for sex? Maybe paying for the sex you are seeking is a start. Let's see, Sen . Craig of Idaho, who has great influence in some committee in Washington is a closet homo who would be petrified to be outed...I wonder if I could maybe somehow hold that against him if he doesn't vote a certain way, or give me some information that I, as a servant of my foreign country not friendly to the US, could possibly use? If you can't see all the personal flaws with this guy, then your post holds no credibility at all.

      I don't know about you, but I don't call living within the bounds of the law "conformity". Since when is being a sound, trustworthy citizen worthy of being called a sell-out conformist? As usual with slashdot, you are merely exaggerating the implied severity of the US Government issued polygraph. It is an easy and effective tool to weed out the Sen. Craigs in our ranks. Do drugs? Sleep around on your wife? Sell secrets to Russians? The polygraph will tell. Draw pictures of naked 12-year olds? Polygraph will tell, but the polygraph admin won't care.

    18. Re:The issue of access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really comfortable with letting untrusted individuals freely roam the floor where your classified information is accessed? What, do you think I am playing word games with you? Do you really believe that you - a dumbass teenager who has never even seen a closed area or held a clearance, much less done any facility accreditation work - are smarter than all of the professional government security departments in the country?

      Or, in other words, despite all the ridiculously ignorant scenarios you dream up - no network cabling traverses an open area means exactly what it says.
    19. Re:The issue of access by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Either explain your unlikely statement (do they have some quantum wireless connection traversing miles to another government installation?) or crawl back into your mothers basement. I bet you are half my age.

    20. Re:The issue of access by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Well, let's start with the fact that he can't be trusted to, I don't know, TELL THE TRUTH? Do you really think that people, even politicians, are obligated to be publicly truthful about their private personal matters?

      Then there is the whole issue of being psychologically unstable? Huh? Where did you get that from? Sounds completely made up to me.

      What's illegal about trolling for sex? Maybe paying for the sex you are seeking is a start. Huh? Where did you get that from? He has not been accused for paying or even offering to pay. Yet another completely made up accusation.

      I wonder if I could maybe somehow hold that against him if he doesn't vote a certain way, or give me some information that I, as a servant of my foreign country not friendly to the US, could possibly use? The senator's voting record is completely public and subject to extremely wide review. Security clearances are required for people whom must be trusted because the secretive nature of their work means they are only subject to limited to review. Otherwise your argument would be used to justify requiring clearances for just about anyone in civil service.

      I don't know about you, but I don't call living within the bounds of the law "conformity" That's because in your conformity you are unable to see outside of the box. Just as an example you listed "sleeping around on your wife" as outside the bounds of the law. Not so, but a great example of your whitebread POV.
  10. Reciprocal rights by Rhaposo · · Score: 1

    Just tell the snoops "You show me yours and I'll show you mine". Make it mandatory that everyone touching an individuals information has to disclose to that individual the same and just see how fast they'll back off.

    Works for me when the stupids ask for a name and address (eg returning stuff).

    1. Re:Reciprocal rights by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Just tell the snoops "You show me yours and I'll show you mine".

      WARNING: Do not try that tactic with Larry Craig, Barney Frank, or Hillary Clinton!

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      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

  11. Sexual Orientation Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you want those guys trying to build a rover by trying to screw bolts together with bolts? Or nuts with nuts? It takes both folks... and our friends in Homeland Security know best.

  12. Sexual Orientation by s0abas · · Score: 1

    is a question asked on the Lifestyle polygraph test for a top secret clearance.

    1. Re:Sexual Orientation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except a top secret clearance does not require a polygraph test.

    2. Re:Sexual Orientation by jcr · · Score: 1

      That depends on the agency. The CIA and the military agencies all use polygraphs. The Department of State doesn't.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    3. Re:Sexual Orientation by Kythe · · Score: 1

      This is true--in fact, most agencies don't use the polygraph. And I can tell you first hand that the NSA polygraph does NOT routinely ask about sexual orientation. Evidently, they used to, but no longer.

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      Kythe
  13. More of the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I don't know what it's going to take to get people to understand the extent to which the US government is being destroyed by conservatives.

    The conservative movement is, was, and always will be about destroying the US government, by any means necessary. The fact that their junta has seized control of the White House makes it all the easier to persue their anti-US agenda.

    When you realize the extent that they hate America, everything they have done since Nixon (and especially since 2000) makes perfect sense.

  14. I'm sick of it as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's a shame that eventually anyone who doesn't want to allow the FBI to open a dossier on them and start monitoring all their past and present communications will only be allowed to flip burgars or clean toilets for money to live in this society. This is exactly the kind of treatment by society that breeds radical islamists. If you treat someone like a radical islamist, then that's what they will become.

    1. Re:I'm sick of it as well by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      It's a shame that eventually anyone who doesn't want to allow the FBI to open a dossier on them and start monitoring all their past and present communications will only be allowed to flip burgars or clean toilets for money to live in this society.

      TFA says that the janitors have to undergo the background check; i.e. you won't even be allowed to clean toilets.

    2. Re:I'm sick of it as well by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "It's a shame that eventually anyone who doesn't want to allow the FBI to open a dossier on them and start monitoring all their past and present communications will only be allowed to flip burgars or clean toilets"

      Guess you've never wondered what a "terr'rist" and a bottle of Crazy Glue can to to a toilet seat ... or what any burger-flipper can do to your meal if you piss them off. Hint - that green stuff wasn't relish.

    3. Re:I'm sick of it as well by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      For some reason, this post reminded me a lot of the movie Gattaca. Remember? Everyone was either a twelve-fingered pianist, an astronaut, or a migrant janitor. A few old cops were grandfathered into the system, but that's the exception, not the rule!

      I always thought that was a little silly, myself.

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  15. it's a great idea! by phread · · Score: 1, Insightful

    everyone who wants to be a government employee should have a background check done. but first every political figure, all their staff, families, pets(why not) go first. and all made public. a sound policy. i like it.

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  16. Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    held a TS with SBI once upon a time. The main reason for background checks, as I understand it, is to ferret out any levers that could be used against you by hostile agent. Too much debt? We'll get you out of trouble if you give us info. Cheating on your wife? With a man?! It would be a shame if we had to call her. Think of your kids.

    It's not that they're morally judging you, its that they're making sure that you're not unduly susceptible to influence.

    This is a BS excuse. Anyone wanting to blackmail someone can always either dig up a truth, or manufacture a lie, that is good enough to "get the job done."

    Want to make someone look like they're on the take? Deposit 20k in their bank account in cash. Then, a week later, before they get their bank statement, meet and greet them, and tell them what you've done, and how "gee, its going to look like drug money - do this shit for us, and we'll "fix it"". Better yet, make a lump-sum payment on their mortgage for them, when they're swimming in debt over their heads.

    Want to make someone look like they're cheating on their spouse? Photoshop to the rescue. Especially if you have some unshopped pictures of the victim and the "sex object" elsewhere - for example, approach them in a restaurant, sit at their table for a minute asking for directions, and getting them to make a sketch.

    Want to make someone look like a pedophile? Dump pics on their computer at work. (boot off usb, copy pics to drive, mission accomplished. Worst-case scenario, you'll have to connect the drive's cable to another machine as a slave for a few minutes).

    There are ALWAYS ways to blackmail someone. If NASA believes that these sorts of background checks really work, they've been breathing too much vacuum.

    1. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Your argument is equally horseshit. It is like saying that women should be on the front line, equally, with men. No, they shouldn't. I will tell you that a woman POW will get raped dozens of times a day, a situation for most far worse than death. You will tell me that the enemy can equally rape a man just as much. SURE they CAN.... but it doesn't work that way in real life.

      If you look dirty or smell dirty, or taste dirty, regardless whether you think you are or not, you are dirty. This is how a faceless corporation will see it. This is how the stock holders will see it. This is how the voters will see it. No one said life was fair.

      --

      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    2. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Want to make someone look like they're on the take? Deposit 20k in their bank account in cash. This particular attack is not going to work. Any cash transaction 10k and over must be reported to the IRS so there is going to be a paper trail (if they're allowed to do it at all, bank laws here really suck now - financial privacy is only for the elite).

      Probably more effective would be to make a series of deposits just under 10k (to avoid the reporting requirement) and make it look like tax evasion.

      Protecting against blackmail made sense when it was the Soviet government and the KGB you were dealing with. They could and did do those kinds of things. A terrorist (as opposed to a freedom fighter) is fundamentally an irrational and stupid person. I don't think there's any proof that a terrorist organization has ever used blackmail as a weapon.
    3. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by mikee805 · · Score: 1

      Also more on the same point why does someone have to have a reason? So I have a few thousand in my savings and no real debt. Does that mean I wouldnt like a few thousand more?

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    4. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Gailin · · Score: 2, Funny

      /em throws a little gasoline on TheRealMindChild's straw man.

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      I wish there was a fscking blue pill
    5. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by azadrozny · · Score: 1

      My understanding that the 10k threshold policy has been recently modified. Banks must report any "suspicious" transactions. Odds are, depositing 9,999 is going to draw just as much attention, or even 5k, every other week too. Everyones bank accounts probably show a regular pattern of activity. If you have been getting paid 3k every other week for the last 3 years, then "extra" deposits show up, for any ammount, you are going to get reported.

    6. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a BS excuse.

      No it isn't. It isn't BS, it isn't an excuse.

      It is based an actual experience, something you seem to lack familiarity with. As opposed to fantasy, which you seem to be intimate terms with.

    7. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Let's stipulate that everything you say is true, just for the sake of argument. That still leaves me with a two word retort:

      Due diligence.

      Maybe "the bad guys" have some super-agent that can crack any espionage target. What world do you live in where you think the powers will (or should!) throw up there hands and say, "Hey, your privacy is more important than any of this shit we're doing. We don't care if you raise chickens as sex slaves and applied for Afghani citizenship last month."?

      -Peter

    8. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While they could theoretically do that, doing it to random joe patriot is far more likely to get you into trouble. For example, if you tried to do that to me, I'd report it. Am I going to get questioned? Certainly. Is it going to be pleasant questioning? Probably not. Will I get to keep the money? Most likely not. Might they try to make me a double agent(the old spy you know)? Possibly.

      Better yet, make a lump-sum payment on their mortgage for them, when they're swimming in debt over their heads.

      Little bit of ignorance here: This is specifically one of the things I look for. I knew somebody once who got to spend a year cleaning the dorms because he lost his clearance over debt(expensive truck on an E3 pay doesn't work).

      Want to make someone look like a pedophile? Dump pics on their computer at work. (boot off usb, copy pics to drive, mission accomplished. Worst-case scenario, you'll have to connect the drive's cable to another machine as a slave for a few minutes).

      You'll have to get to that machine, and if they can do that, blackmailing the guy is unnecessary. Forget the usb boot - all you need is a key logger. You now have the passwords, and can own the machine.

      USB boot is going to be disabled for critical systems anyways.

      There are ALWAYS ways to blackmail someone.

      It might mostly psychological, but blackmailing somebody who's innocent is far riskier than somebody who's guilty. The innocent is much more likely to blare out the situation to the world.

      One of the worst cases of espionage involved a sailor who, because of his gambling debts, actually walked into the USSR embassy and offered to sell secrets. He handed out cryptographic material like candy, stuff that would have been worth millions, for mere thousands of dollars.

      While security investigations are not a sure thing, they're far better than nothing. A person in serious debt is more likely to sell out secrets than one who isn't. A person with a hidden secret(like being gay), may do something stupid to try to keep it under wraps.

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    9. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      My ATM allows up to 50k per day. You can always find what are known as "pret-noms" - name-lenders - who, for a percentage, will let you "borrow" their account to do the transaction, then claim identity theft.

    10. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "Also more on the same point why does someone have to have a reason? So I have a few thousand in my savings and no real debt. Does that mean I wouldnt like a few thousand more?"

      Exactly. We pay politicians a lot more than the average, but they still end up sucking at the corporate teat and forgetting who actually voted for them. Or look at all the CEOs who take more than they're entitled to (Martha Stewart, Conrad Black, Ken Lay ...)

    11. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Oh, come off it. Sreening for "levers to blackkmail" actually makes it EASIER to blackmail someone first, by validating the whole "you can be blackmailed for this" experience, and second, by putting that information where it can be stolen by a mole. 50 years ago, people could be blackmailed for having sex before marriage. Now, who gives a shit? Its about time we grew up on the rest of the blackmail issue - that you can only be blackmailed for something if society continues to see it as a dirty little secret.

      Honestly, its time for the US population to stop thinking like Miss Carolina and just grow the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit if you're gay, lesbian, bi, or straight, or you cheated on your spouse, or you have debt, or you used illegal drugs, or you have a Britney Speares collection. Nobody. And the sooner the government makes this their official position, and sends a clear signal to the rest of society, the sooner blackmail for this sort of crap will no longer be possible.

      Of course, the odds of that happening with Idiot Bush in charge are nill.

    12. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's any proof that a terrorist organization has ever used blackmail as a weapon.

      You know, I wouldn't exactly sit around waiting for them to make the first move. Everyone goes apeshit about airline security after they hijack jets, but then they bomb a train while you're looking away. Only defending against a tactic after the enemy uses it is a good way to lose.

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    13. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "Little bit of ignorance here: This is specifically one of the things I look for. I knew somebody once who got to spend a year cleaning the dorms because he lost his clearance over debt(expensive truck on an E3 pay doesn't work). "

      So it works ... :-)

      Yes, people in debt over their ears will sell you out - and so will people who aren't in debt.

      "It might mostly psychological, but blackmailing somebody who's innocent is far riskier than somebody who's guilty. The innocent is much more likely to blare out the situation to the world."

      ... not really. How many innocent people have accepted plea-bargains rather than go through the time and expense of contesting stuff. A lot of people would be so intimidated by the whole situation that they'd just die of embarrassment.

      Even when its patently false, it does damage. Just look at the old joke about a woman going around the shopping mall looking for random happy couples, then going up to the guy and saying "I don't care that you left me for her, but how could you leave your own daughter? You know I don't make enough money to support us, and its a crime she has to go to bed hungry while you whore around!"

      Now what would happen if that was followed up a few days later with a bogus lawsuit? And then someone talked to the guy, and said "look, this can all go away if you do xyz for us ... - in return, you'll receive notification that she's some psycho bitch off her meds and the lawsuit will be dropped" ... and make xyz something so small, so minor, that its worth it.

      Record the guy agreeing to do it, and you p0wn him forever.

    14. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by JazzyMusicMan · · Score: 1

      um...any other 'suggestions' say for...um...i dunno...using public glory holes...or...playing WoW on company time?

    15. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      If NASA believes that these sorts of background checks really work, they've been breathing too much vacuum.

      If you believe that this is about NASA or a NASA policy, you might want to consider RTFA. This is about Homeland Security Presidential Directive #12 involving everybody who works at any federal facility. NASA has no authorship in this, no control over it, no initiative in it.

      Mike Griffin is just a spineless pig when he publicly defends the whole nonsense. He's trying to look as if he's somehow supporting hspd12 because if he seemed to oppose it, it would show how powerless he really is. When the president says to all arms of the executive branch "jump" then they all jump or they get replaced with someone else. There's no authority anywhere in NASA to oppose this. Griffin COULD just say "sorry, that's what the president wants and I can't do much about that" but that would be honest. Which is not what you expect from a political appointee (you didn't imagine that the NASA administrator post was somehow open based on merit, did you?).

      --
      We're all born with nothing.
      If you die in debt, you're ahead.
    16. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just suspicious transactions nowadays; they are also required to report transactions you decide not to complete.

      For example, I was recently in the market for a discount stock broker Picked out one and asked for more info. Ended up NOT going with them due to some of the fees. I never actually opened an account. I backed out. So this was reported as a suspicious transaction because I backed out and didn't complete the deal, even though no money ever changed hands.

      I did nothing wrong, nothing worth reporting. But it was reported and it's hardly alone. If you call your bank or any bank asking about interest rates and they offer you a product, you can be reported if you decline to buy the product. I am not sure if test-driving a new car qualifies as reportable: if you buy it, it's probably over the 10K limit. If you don't buy it, then it's suspicious because you backed out.

      By the way, ASKING a banker about the 10K limit is in itself suspicious and has to be reported. If you make a bunch of deposits of say, $9990, and the banker feels you are doing that to evade the reporting, they can report you. 10K is only the law but they are allowed to optionally report lesser transactions at their discretion.

      I am waiting for them to decide checking your balance at an ATM -but deciding to not take out money- represents a suspicious transaction.

      Welcome to the US(SR)A

    17. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Good point. I guess its too much to expect any bosses to fall on their own swords or show any sort of real leadership nowadays. Its gotten to the point where even Miss Carolina couldn't cause more damage.

    18. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "A terrorist (as opposed to a freedom fighter) is fundamentally an irrational and stupid person."

      Stereotyping will get you killed, possibly with a box-cutter.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    19. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Or how about depositing money into an account that isn't yours. That might look suspicious too. I believe the suspicious is in addition to some arbitrary limits too. I think the 5 or 10 grand is for tax purposed and the suspicious if for law enforcement reasons.

      If someone walked up to me claiming they deposited money into an account of mine in order to force me to do something or else it will look like I was a drug dealer, I would just goto the bank and say I checked my ballance and there is too much money in the account. Eventually they will see someone other then me is depositing it and track it down.

      As a matter of fact, I would probably go tell someone about anything they tried to do in order to get me to play ball. Sexual dispositions, pedophilia, it wouldn't matter to me. The people who know me would know what to believe. And the sting operation that resulted from this would show that I was being blackmailed.

      About the only thing they could do is secretly plant stuff just to make me look bad. And then I would be fighting tooth and nail. What do you mean kiddy porn was on the computer, it isn't mine check the time stamps for dates. What, their staggered all the way back to 1990 and some are dated as newer then 20 years in the future. We only had the computer for 1 year, check the backup logs and see when they first appeared in the logs, well, two weeks ago, and the phone guy came to fix the extention that all the sudden quit working two weeks ago. Interesting. See if he used the computer, what, no one at th phone company has a record of a tech showing up two weeks ago?

      It would be really difficult to hold something over someone's head that wasn't true. I'm not saying it couldn't be done, but an innocent person would be looking hard for a way out. If they were guilty on the other hand, it would likely be a lot easier to do.

    20. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Of course it doesn't. It's not about blackmail, it's about desperation. Desperate people do desperate things, like sell secrets. See: Aldrich Ames, John Walker, Joseph Helmich, et al. Greed plays a role, but desperation is typically the spark.

      Also, just because these people don't have access to classified information doesn't mean they don't have access to sensitive information which could be leveraged to gain access to classified information. I think a background check is a perfectly reasonable measure for employees at any government facility, and in fact I think they would be remiss if they did not.

    21. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      No one is innocent. Also, no one knows what all they are guilty of. Hang jail time over their heads for some crime, either real or imagined. Hell, with the Patriot Act out there, you could kidnap someone, torture them, and put them back, and they might never tell a soul.

      Also, kiddy porn is probably the easiest thing to refute if planted. It'd be simpler to plant a crying "rape victim" and a bottle full of rohypnol. As long as police are searching your house thanks to the probable cause of the police report being filed, they might accidentally find your stash of heroin. If they just want you gone, all it takes is an anonymous informant to get you an early morning SWAT raid, which is not unlikely to end with your death. Even if you live, it'll ruin your life.

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    22. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by vought · · Score: 1

      Or how about depositing money into an account that isn't yours. You know, my employer does this twice a month. Healthy numbers - and not always the same amount.

      I don't think they're being investigated.
    23. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Only defending against a tactic after the enemy uses it is a good way to lose. Preemptive tactics that leaves more enemies standing than existed before the action is lunacy. Blowback is a bitch. That should be common sense, but sadly isn't. Using WMDs (all the evidence we've accumulated so far indicates that DU-based weapons are WMDs of the worst kind - they kill everyone slowly) is the worst thing the US could have done in a payback war against an innocent country. All of the facts that the US government has provided indicate that 911 was perpetrated by Saudis. Osama Bin Laden is Saudi. Oops. Hit the wrong target there guys.

      Make no mistake, the so-called War On Terrorism has created a lot more enemies than existed before it started. It is nothing short of a(n extremely expensive) total disaster.

      It's interesting in a sad sort of way, that the Democratic Party of the USA believes in ruining lives by creating dependency (the welfare state, but only for people who vote for them) and sometimes killing people when it's expedient and the Republican Party of the USA believes in ruining lives by killing people and sometimes creating dependency (the welfare state but only for people who vote for them). What a choice we have in the coming election ...

      Time and again people who have passed extensive background checks have betrayed the trust given to them. They do not work and there's a term for people who keep doing the same things over and over again and expecting a different result.

      Same as the original poster in this thread, I've been through the security clearance thing up to the highest levels. It's nonsense and has been proven not to work in practice.

      Steve's background check:
      You will be given access to sensitive information that will be appropriately labeled. If you relate this information to anyone that we have not approved of, including your wife/husband, you will be sentenced to death. In addition, you waive all constitutional rights when sensitive material is concerned.

      Under penalty of perjury and treason, do you agree [ ], disagree [ ]
      Name: <Your name goes here>
      Signature:

      Authorized Witness Name:
      Authorized Witness Signature:

      The waiving of constitutional rights and talking to your spouse were already there when I had to sign the forms, but the rest of it is Microsoft Windows Vista and can be replaced by the immediate death sentence clause. Which was basically already there, because you are also acknowledging that said action was treason, for which the penalty is death anyway.

      Let's call a spade a spade and I would have been a lot more comfortable with an agreement like that than the EBI forms I actually had to fill out. It's still not secure, but it's more honest than what I experienced in the past as well as being safer, for both parties.
    24. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      There are ALWAYS ways to blackmail someone. If NASA believes that these sorts of background checks really work, they've been breathing too much vacuum.

      Ah, the same old nonsense - "these methods can't stop all possible blackmail routes, so we shouldn't even try". Nonsense.
       
      Not to mention - having been involved with security clearances, I'll take the opinions of professionals over that of random Slashdot posters.
    25. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mike Griffin is just a spineless pig when he publicly defends the whole nonsense. Our deputy center director hated talking about this the other day in the informational session. As he put it:

      "I don't like to say this, but if you don't do it, or have a problem with it, you won't be working here anymore [after October 27]."

      So I wonder what would happen if 1/2 the scientists and technical folks at Ames decided not to. I really do think the politicos at NASA would go ahead and cut them. It's all about loyalty for them, and all about having a paycheck for the scientists - in other words, can you give up your paycheck for a few weeks or months to try to subvert my political will?
    26. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      ...a situation for most far worse than death.


      Yeah, I hear that frequently in discussions about rape "it's worse than death" and it's always some guy making the claim about an experience he'll never have (that is, you'll never be a woman and go through a rape), but not too often from actual rape victims. You know why that is? Because it's not worse than death. They realize that they have a life to live and they are universally glad to have it. Any that don't have the option to end their lives and they rarely make that choice.

      Knucklehead.
    27. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      What a putz. You think banks don't have records of this stuff? Amazing how easy everyone is to frame for the purpose of blackmail, they just have to be swimming over their heads in debt.

      Or you just have to have a vast amount of middle aged porn sitting around waiting for you to paste in your victims forty year old face. Of course they have

      Or... Forget it. You seem to think that glossing over details means they aren't critical or difficult to surmount. Finally, look at it this way, they've been through the background check, the Man knows who they are so when you drop your $20,000 into their bank account you have to overcome both the lack of history of such deposits and also the fact that they already know enough about the victim to know almost off the bat that something fishy is going on.

    28. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Score+Whore · · Score: 1
      Wait a minute....

      Honestly, its time for the US population to stop thinking like Miss Carolina and just grow the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit if you're gay, lesbian, bi, or straight, or you cheated on your spouse, or you have debt, or you used illegal drugs, or you have a Britney Speares collection. Nobody. And the sooner the government makes this their official position, and sends a clear signal to the rest of society, the sooner blackmail for this sort of crap will no longer be possible.


      Do people care or not care? You can't seem to make up your mind.
    29. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Check out Michael Crichton's latest, "Next", for such a set up scenario with a (well paid) female setting a guy up for an underage rape charge, complete with DNA evidence. Mind, the guy has to be a bit of sleaze in the first place to be set up that way -- as with most set ups and cons -- but he gets hit for a lot worse than what he thought he did.

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      -- Alastair
    30. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Ask your banker if you need permission from the account holder to deposit money into someone else's account.

      There is a reason you fill out papers to get the direct deposit set up. going into the right account in one but getting the necessary permissions to put the money into the account is another.

      I actually found this out once when I attempted to deposit money into the account of an ex-girlfriend. It wasn't anything illegal or malicious about wanting to do it. Her car broke down and I wanted her to get it fixed knowing that she didn't have the money and wouldn't take it from me. So I figures If I deposited it for her and had one of her friends act like it was a loan or something it would be ok. But without a filled out deposit slip signed by her, they wouldn't take the money. I couldn't even write a check to her. I ended up having to give it to her parents who all the sudden acted concerned and paid to get it fixed with my money.

    31. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Also, kiddy porn is probably the easiest thing to refute if planted. File timestamps are just numbers on a writable disk. These're probably the hardest to refute given an anonymous phone call to the police to set up the early morning SWAT raid.

      $ man 2 utimes

      Without an audit trail, timestamps on a writable disk are meaningless. (And the audit trail must include writes to the raw device or they always meaningless).

      No one is innocent. Also, no one knows what all they are guilty of. This is the real problem. Not terrorists, not child pr0n collectors on the internet. The leading cause of death in the 20th century was government and they're off to reclaim the title for the 21st century as well :(.
    32. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by pclminion · · Score: 1

      There are ALWAYS ways to blackmail someone. If NASA believes that these sorts of background checks really work, they've been breathing too much vacuum.

      Do you actually think NASA has anything to do with it? They are a space agency which happens to be a part of the government. They do what they are ordered to do. If NASA was an independent group of engineers, I seriously doubt something like this would be happening.

    33. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hear that frequently in discussions about rape "it's worse than death" and it's always some guy making the claim about an experience he'll never have (that is, you'll never be a woman and go through a rape), but not too often from actual rape victims. You know why that is? Because it's not worse than death.

      You're right, it's not worse than death, but you're also wrong - you don't have to be a woman.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    34. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If I were both guilty and devious, I might welcome a bit of blackmail - I can play the innocent and tar the real stuff with the same brush I use on the planted material, thus improving my lot. Depends on the situation, though.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    35. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't care that you left me for her, but how could you leave your own daughter? You know I don't make enough money to support us, and its a crime she has to go to bed hungry while you whore around!

      Funny story -- heard recently on PBS. David and Amy Sedaris are brother and sister. They are prone to playing practical jokes on each other. They were both living in NY at the time.

      Amy gets to her station. David's is a few stops later. They're both close to the door. Amy gets out and, just as the door is closing, she turns around, waves at David and says, "Hey, good luck on beating that rape charge."

    36. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Protecting against blackmail made sense when it was the Soviet government and the KGB you were dealing with.

      How well would these "background checks" work against Israel and Mossad though?

    37. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by bitingduck · · Score: 1

      There's no authority anywhere in NASA to oppose this. Griffin COULD just say "sorry, that's what the president wants and I can't do much about that" but that would be honest. Which is not what you expect from a political appointee Department of Energy operates 16 Federally Funded Research and Development Centers (JPL is the only NASA FFRDC) and is applying the directive only to people who already have secret or higher clearances. Everyone else gets a site-local badge for whichever center they work at.

      National Science Foundation is only applying it at their federally controlled headquarters-- they operate 5 FFRDCs, and none of the contractor employees at those centers are being put through the background checks.
    38. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How well would these "background checks" work against Israel and Mossad though? They wouldn't work at all and there is good reason to believe that those two groups are the root cause of all the terrorism in the middle east. Islam (as taught in the Holy Quran) does not permit terrorists to live, but Zionism does.
    39. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by enrevanche · · Score: 1

      you really think that the idiot is actually in charge?

    40. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      This is ridiculous. You control the risks you can control and live with the risks you cannot. You don't quit moderating risks only because there are uncontrollable risks. You say that everyone can be easily framed and blackmailed, so why bother screening for things people can really be blackmailed about. But that's the same as saying, "Why bother with safety belts when you drive because there may be a fire that kills everyone anyway?"

      The relevant question is, "Does NASA believe these background checks lower risk?," not "Does NASA believe these background checks eliminate risk?"

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    41. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      As I pointed out elsewhere, there is a ready supply of dupes who are willing to let you use their bank account for questionable transactions, and then claim identity theft.

      It happens all the time. It still makes the papers once in a while, but less often now, because its not newsworthy any more, its such a common occurence.

      Everyone has levers. The real way to work is to expect that people can be compromised and plan accordingly. Same as it was expected that any POW would break under torture.

    42. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Actually, the relevant question is "does NASA have the legal right to order these background checks?"

      If not, then they'll have to learn to live with certain risks, same as the rest of us.

    43. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Honestly, its time for the US population to stop thinking like Miss Carolina and just grow the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit if you're gay, lesbian, bi, or straight, or you cheated on your spouse, or you have debt, or you used illegal drugs, or you have a Britney Speares collection. Nobody. And the sooner the government makes this their official position, and sends a clear signal to the rest of society, the sooner blackmail for this sort of crap will no longer be possible.

      Yes and very, very no. I can scare you with the amount of trivia that I'd want the census to collect on everyone. Your right though, most people wouldn't care about your fetishes. The thing is if you would care. If you believe others would care. It doesn't even have to be a "dirty" secret. It's that you have a secret at all that you don't want others to know.

      If you think you don't care about your various fetishes, you wouldn't mind me or the government tracking everything. I'd track every UPC product and know exactly what every household has been buying. No one on slashdot cares that you bought a Vista Dell computer and that you actually buy MS Office and have never downloaded fire fox or open office. That's most likely the "dirty" secret of half of slashdot users right there. Be very, very thankful that I don't work for Walmart's IT department.

    44. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by autophile · · Score: 1

      Honestly, its time for the US population to stop thinking like Miss Carolina...

      I think you need more maps, everywhere like such as. There's no state called "Carolina". Even the Iraq and the Asian countries know that.

      I kid!

      --Rob

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    45. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      USB boot is going to be disabled for critical systems anyways.

      I think you forgot the context of the remark. If you're planting stuff for blackmail purposes, the system doesn't need to be "critical"; it just needs to somehow be associated with that employee. Well, unless you call every single computer that employee uses (including his personal cell phone, his home gaming console, his Tivo, the personal computer that his kids use to write their grade school essays, the personal computer at work that he uses for unclassified Internet mail, etc) a "critical system."

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    46. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by wximagery95 · · Score: 1

      I hold a TS clearance and it took 9 months for them to complete my background investigation.

      Screening for "levers to blackkmail" actually makes it EASIER to blackmail someone first, by validating the whole "you can be blackmailed for this" experience, and second, by putting that information where it can be stolen by a mole

      If they find something that can be used as leverage against you, then you won't get the clearance. That's the point. Not everyone gets a TS that applies. So if someone who holds a TS clearance had their background information exposed to a mole, there would be nothing there for them to leverage against you.

      Nobody gives a shit if you're gay, lesbian, bi, or straight, or you cheated on your spouse, or you have debt, or you used illegal drugs, or you have a Britney Speares collection.

      Other people might not give a shit if I cheated on my wife, but I would, and so would my wife and kids. So if someone came along and said "I want you to help me out otherwise I'm going to send these photos/letters to your wife" then you either comply and risk espionage/treason charges, or you say screw off, and potentially have your marriage wrecked. It puts the person in a position of compromise. So yeah. No on else gives a shit. But you sure would. And therefore the government does not and will not entrust their secrets with you given that you may be coerced into revealing sensitive information. And rightly so.

      The drug and debt thing is of the same idea. If you are hooked on drugs but can't afford your habit, you may be so inclined to start selling secrets to feed the crave. Think it hasn't happened? They don't just pull these questions out of their asses. There's a reason they ask these them and deny you a clearance based on your answers. Again, the rest of the world could care less about how much debt you have. So what. Who cares. But again, this debt ridden person may run into a point where they will start loosing their house, car, and lifestyle if they don't pony up the payments. They too might be inclined to sell secrets to retain their lifestyle. Think that hasn't happened?

      My guess is these people are pissed that they have to have backgrond checks because in all likelihood, they are hiding something which means they will loose their job if they are denied a clearance.

    47. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by vishbar · · Score: 1

      Nobody gives a shit if you're gay, lesbian, bi, or straight, or you cheated on your spouse, or you have debt, or you used illegal drugs, or you have a Britney Speares collection.
      Uhhh....your spouse does. So do divorce lawyers.
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    48. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by bannerman · · Score: 1

      Nobody gives a shit if you're gay, lesbian, bi, or straight, or you cheated on your spouse, or you have debt, or you used illegal drugs, or you have a Britney Speares collection. Nobody.

      Now that's just going too far man.

      --
      I keep forgetting my place. Jesus is for losers. Why do I still play to the crowd?
    49. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      I actually found this out once when I attempted to deposit money into the account of an ex-girlfriend. It wasn't anything illegal or malicious about wanting to do it. Her car broke down and I wanted her to get it fixed knowing that she didn't have the money and wouldn't take it from me. So I figures If I deposited it for her and had one of her friends act like it was a loan or something it would be ok. But without a filled out deposit slip signed by her, they wouldn't take the money. I couldn't even write a check to her. I ended up having to give it to her parents who all the sudden acted concerned and paid to get it fixed with my money.


      If you have the correct account number you can deposit all the money you like. What banks can't do is verify that an account exists under a particular name, or deposit money based on any information other than an account number.
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    50. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Sinical · · Score: 1
      Blackmailing people with falsehoods isn't impossible, but I think it's more difficult than you make it out to be. For example:

      (a) Deposit $20k in my bank, then try to blackmail me? Report to DSS: you think banks don't have any records?

      (b) Photoshop in some bimbos? How exactly is that going to help: are they sneaking into my house to leave them for my wife? Who cares if they present them to me, except as an art critique. You think it's impossible to explain strangers offering compromising pictures to your wife?

      (c) Do you think it's that common for people to get into others computers at work? Where I formerly worked, it was armed guards and turnstiles with badge readers. Unfamiliar faces better have a badge and an escort. So lets say it was the home PC. Then what? If they simply threaten me with this, then go to DSS. If they first put the pictures there, then threaten me: unplug computer and go to DSS. Going to the authorities without threatening me first will almost certainly be excruciatingly destructive to a career/life, but doesn't get them closer to their info.

      Using a stick against someone isn't easy: it's much easier to use a carrot against their weaknesses. Therefore if you minimize weaknesses by hiring people who have minimal "adverse information" (this is the DSS term), then you are safer.

      I am a *very* private person in many ways, and yet I was willing to fill out the EPSQ (Electronic Personnel Survey Questionnaire, I believe) and put up with the investigation for my clearances. I wouldn't call DSS a font of sense or ability, but in general they took their responsibilities seriously and our security personnel were very good about personal issues, which they could grasp (computer security was a whole 'nother deal).

      So, no, I don't think your assertion:

      There are ALWAYS ways to blackmail someone. If NASA believes that these sorts of background checks really work, they've been breathing too much vacuum.


      is true. I haven't looked to see if the desire to be safer in this instance is merited (NASA? Strikes me as likely to be unnecessary), but the "checks really work" thing has generally proven to be true, given the number of people who have clearances and the reported losses.

      Or maybe we suck at catching the people who leak info and cheat. I dunno.
    51. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "or you say screw off, and potentially have your marriage wrecked."

      If you've been cheating, then being exposed is actually doing you a favour. You have to deal with it, rather than continue worrying aboug OMG what will happen if someone finds out".

      Ditto with drugs, gambling, etc.

      Instead of searching peoples' backgrounds to find out if they have something that they could be blackmailed over, why not do it to help them instead? You discover a gambling problem? Deal with it. You get a better employee, and you've cleaned up a potential security risk.

      Same with any other problem.

    52. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Do like many more civilized countries do, and go to "no fault" divorce. The only ground for divorce is the desire of one of the parties to end the marriage. No more spying on each other, gathering proof, etc. A lot cheaper (which is why lawyers don't like it) and a lot more civilized (again why lawyers don't like it).

      Most spouses, when confronted with a cheating spouse, deal with it. Ultimatums get issued. Deals get made. Or the marriage is over - but if you're cheating, you don't deserve any better anyway, so where's the injustice?

    53. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by vishbar · · Score: 1

      Sure, but it's still a humiliating experience, no matter what the financial penalty of the divorce...also a vengeful spouse who's just been cheated on is most likely not going to go for a no-fault divorce ;-).

      Remember, the topic of discussion here is levers...no matter what your feelings toward divorce, cheating on your spouse will definitely be a lever;-).

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    54. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      No, I am completely and 100% correct. The original situation described a woman being gang raped following being placed into front line combat situations. You're post is exactly why I added the parenthetical clarification that I was talking about the original situation involving a woman and not one of the many male rapes that do occur.

    55. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      Your pointing out that people are willing to engage in criminal conduct doesn't support the assertion that it's easy to create a false circumstance that you can use to blackmail someone. It doesn't matter where the money comes from, if you drop $20,000 into somebody's bank account they bank knows about it. They have the victim's entire transaction history going back years.

      Can most everyone eventually be coerced? Sure. Can anyone be blackmailed by your trivialized schemes, no.

    56. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Yes, but planted blackmail such as this requires you to break into their home or steal/hack the device.

      Then you would actually have to indicate to law enforcement that he had the illegal material. That he has no clue about, so you have to clue him in on before he'll believe you.

      It's a lot more complicated than blackmailing a person with a real secret. Not to mention, like I said, an innocent person is a lot more likely to report the incident, confident that 'the truth will come out'.

      Not sure, by any means, but more likely.

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    57. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Yes, people in debt over their ears will sell you out - and so will people who aren't in debt.

      Which is why they do a whole person investigation. Debt is only one of the factors. Fact is, most of the turncoats we've caught did it to hide secrets or get out of debt. There weren't many who sold out for money that weren't in financial difficulties. If I'm not swimming in debt, am I really going to risk lengthy prison sentences or even death for a few thousand dollars? I know criminals do it all the time - but we're not talking about known criminals here. We're talking about people with more or less clean records. ... not really. How many innocent people have accepted plea-bargains rather than go through the time and expense of contesting stuff. A lot of people would be so intimidated by the whole situation that they'd just die of embarrassment.

      We're talking adults here, not kids. A security clearance is a serious matter. Any surveillance is to be reported and investigated.

      Now what would happen if that was followed up a few days later with a bogus lawsuit? And then someone talked to the guy, and said "look, this can all go away if you do xyz for us ... - in return, you'll receive notification that she's some psycho bitch off her meds and the lawsuit will be dropped" ... and make xyz something so small, so minor, that its worth it.

      The moment you bring xyz up, I'll go to OSI and blab, they'll do their thing(and call the FBI, etc), and you'll be rolled up and sent to Gitmo.

      At least partially, we're talking about personality types here. Anybody checking me out will quickly figure out that I'm an ornery bastard and trying to blackmail me with something, real or not, is going to get you reported. If I report it, and you're after classified, suddenly the fact that I'm in debt or cheating on my wife(or you're falsifying evidence that I am) is secondary to reeling you in.

      Those who get into debt, have gambling problems, associate with certain groups, have marital problems, or secrets that the general public disapproves of(like being gay, liking to sniff schoolgirl shoes, whatever), you are MORE LIKELY to be compromised. We're talking probabilities here.

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    58. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I will tell you that a woman POW will get raped dozens of times a day, a situation for most far worse than death. You will tell me that the enemy can equally rape a man just as much. SURE they CAN.... but it doesn't work that way in real life.

      On what basis do you tell me this? Is this the way you handled POWs in your care?

      I will tell you that I worked with a woman whose daughter was raped by her fellow US soldiers while on duty in Iraq during Gulf One. I don't know if it was worse than death, but she came home to the US and committed suicide.

      No terrorists required, just Americans who have presumably been through a security check.

    59. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody gives a shit if you're gay, lesbian, bi, or straight, or you cheated on your spouse, or you have debt, or you used illegal drugs, or you have a Britney Speares collection. Nobody.

      I'm pretty sure the Feds care about illegal drug use, given that according to wikipedia 57% of the federal prison population are there for drug offences.

    60. Re:Levers + bullshit = more of the same stupidity. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the Feds care about illegal drug use, given that according to wikipedia 57% of the federal prison population are there for drug offences.

      ... well, the feds could start with the current occupant of the White House ... except that guy's white and well-connected.

      Most other countries don't care about use, they care about drug dealing. A few elections ago, a pot activist political candidate in Canada lit up in front of a cop and said, "Aren't you going to arrest me for smoking a joint?" The cop looked around, then said to him, "I'm sorry sir, but nobody's lodged a formal complaint."

      People don't care.Personally, I can't stand the smell of it, or of tobacco, but if I had to decide which of the two to ban, it would be cigarettes, not joints, based on long-term health problems. Then again, while I'm against the death penalty, I'd have no problem throwing the switch on tobacco manufacturing executives for mass murder.

      The CDC puts it at 440,000 deaths per year from smoking. Tobacco use is the most preventable cause of death. other links.

  17. Is this really shocking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The American government has gone full out crazy. They have no idea what they're even fighting for any more. Is it any surprise things will get worse?

    What is truly sad is that America has brilliant and hard working people keeping the country afloat even while bearing the burden of collapsing oppression. This is what the Romans must have felt. And the French. And the Russians. And the Chinese.

    1. Re:Is this really shocking? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      The American government has gone full out crazy. They have no idea what they're even fighting for any more.

            They are fighting the American people, stupid. /sarcasm

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    2. Re:Is this really shocking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Are you proposing civil war? I think we all know happened last time. /sarcasm

  18. Re:thats the stupidest thing ive heard... by _merlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, if you say you've never used illegal drugs, and then later they find out you used to smoke the occasional jazz cigarette with your highschool buddies, they can nail you for signing a false statement when they decide they want you in jail. Perfect! Just like that green form I fill in when I go to the USofA on business that asks if I'm a spy for a foreign government, or if I'm entering the US with the intention of committing a crime - like anyone would ever answer "yes". It's just so you have one more thing to nail you for (i.e. you didn't just enter the US with the intention of committing a crime, you also signed a false declaration) if they need to.

  19. The real issue by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The biggest problem with our current administration is they have never been after the "terorists" as the call them their real agenda is findling the "enemy". For them the enemy is anyone who doesn't agree with them. That does include terrorists but it also includes many of their own people, Republicans that disagree on specific issues. NASA has been a thorn in their side lately because a few have complained about supressing facts and have spoken out in support of global warming. I think this is far more about towing the party line than about terrorists. They want dirt on everyone. There's an underlying paranoia in everything they do. Freedom isn't about free to think like they do but that's the interpretation. It's not whether potential terrorist can influence them but can the government yank their chain when they need to. We live in very scary times and it's not the country I grew up in. In some ways it was actually far more conservative but ironically there was far more freedom in the 60s. We're increasingly under a microscope and knowledge is power and it's always about power. The factions in Iraq claim it's about religion but even the factions are dividing into smallwer and smaller sub groups fighting among themselves but at it's heart it's about power and control.

    1. Re:The real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A response to an insecure Tin Foil Troll....

      The biggest problem with our current administration is they have never been after the "terorists" as the call them their real agenda is findling the "enemy".
      Yep, the Bush/Rove War Machine is full throttle. They are invading your town next. They are listening to your internet postings and preping the FBI to seach your home without a warrant.

      NASA has been a thorn in their side lately because a few have complained about supressing facts and have spoken out in support of global warming.
      Yep, that would be the Rocket Scientists at NASA that got the data (that is used to set public policy) Wrong. That bastard Clinton couldn't get the Bush/Rove War Machine to pass Kyoto through congress. edwardpickman was the first person to bitch about $5 gallon gas when he couldn't get to work.

      Freedom isn't about free to think like they do but that's the interpretation. It's not whether potential terrorist can influence them but can the government yank their chain when they need to.
      Yes, you disagree with them so they are sitting outside your house now. Be very afraid of the cars parked down the street.

      We live in very scary times and it's not the country I grew up in
      Yes is is, you just need to pull your head out of your Ass. The country you grew up in hanged Blacks and gays (blacks now hang gays, evolution and all). The country you grew up in suspended Habius Corpus during the Civil War. The country you grew up in interned Japanese Americans during WWII. The country you grew up in questioned captured British soldiers during the Revolutionary War and made them feel un-comfortable (Torture). The country you grew up in has Bull Run and the Trail of Tears.

      The country you grew up in kicked ass in WWI and WWII. The country you grew up in kicked ass in Vietnam and Korea to stop the spread of the Red Menance. The country you grew up in kicked the invading Mexican Ass to win New Mexico, Arizona, and California (You would give it back, you pussy).

      The country you lived in saw the wrongs of the oppressed and created new civil Rights laws (did South Africa?) The country you grew up in gave females the right to vote long before any other country. The country you grew up in fought a bloody civil war over slavery. Which side would have you joined? The country you grew up in now has Indian gambling casinos.

      The country you live in gives you the right to bitch and moan about the President without the penalty of prison, torture or any other retribution. You have no concept of citizenship. You take a free ride on the accomplishments and failures of others who came before you. You would grant your birthright to those who want to kill you. Instead of offering different solutions as to how our President and elected officials should fight an embedded fanatical enemy, you just bitch.

      You Sir, are an insignificant boil on the ass of humanity, you just happen to have the priveledge of being Born in the USA.
      You started dying the minute you were born and you have never served your country in anyway. You should show your commitment for freedom and human rights by signing up for AQ, Hezzbula, or Hammas.

    2. Re:The real issue by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      NASA has been a thorn in their side lately because a few have complained about supressing facts and have spoken out in support of global warming.

      I suppose they must live somewhere uncomfortably cold?

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    3. Re:The real issue by kabocox · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem with our current administration is they have never been after the "terorists" as the call them their real agenda is findling the "enemy". For them the enemy is anyone who doesn't agree with them. That does include terrorists but it also includes many of their own people.

      Problem as old as humanity. As long as we still have this problem, we will still be human. If you can "solve" or "get rid of" this problem, then you or your society isn't a good human one. Sooner or later we will build a god. O.k. Maybe not a god that can do everything, but a god that can watch or just record every one and every thing in our civilization. Then five seconds later we'd start using said god to find people that are doing things that we don't like and getting rid of them.

  20. Corporates do that too by 2Bits · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not just government agencies, and not after 9/11 either. This kind of practice happened even before 9/11 in corporate world.

    In early 2001 (pre-9/11), the investors pulled out of our company and we went belly up. Two weeks later, I got an offer from a new startup, developing high-end IDS. I would be the second software engineer there. The offer was really good, with a good amount of stock options, and 3 weeks vacation. Except one thing: the background check.

    The wording of that agreement was amazingly terrible. It is more than invasive. I kept that page until two years ago, finally threw it away with other junks. Basically, it stated that the company could do any background check, any time, on any thing, including but not just my previous and future phone logs (including personal phone), email log (including personal email), bank accounts, trading accounts, 401K, IRA, credit card expenses, credit check, newsgroup, web postings, .... yada yada. Whatever you can name it, it's on that piece of paper. The whole piece of paper is filled with these items. And the funny part was, for some checking, I had to foot up the expenses too, although it didn't say which ones.

    I didn't sign, and went to the president, had a nice and polite discussion with him. I told him that I understood their concern about security, but this agreement obviously went overboard. I don't mind "normal" background check, but not those mentioned there. He also agreed that it went a little too far. So he asked me to re-word it so that I could accept. I rewrote the agreement, using standard background check format and wordings from other companies which I could accept. The president thought it was fine with him.

    But the corporate attorney, with the support of the investors, didn't want to hear about it. He said that engineers and technical people had too easy an access to implement backdoors in the system. It is this way, or the highway.

    I chose the highway. The company recruiter (external hired recruiter, actually) kept calling me for two months, but I already started working at other place for almost two months by then.

    1. Re:Corporates do that too by dblyth · · Score: 1

      I'm not a lawyer, so I'm wondering what kind of legal standing the employees have over what is presumably part of the terms of employment for a company, agency, etc. Couldn't the court just throw this out saying, "If you don't like it, then don't work there..."?

    2. Re:Corporates do that too by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I think this attitude has come in from the commercial world. Call it flamebait if you will but there still remain some people running US companies that have not got over slavery and act as if they own people's home lives too. In Australia I see it in situations like when the imported US management of a telco dismissed a female employee becuase of what she got up to with a couple of male employees after work. Unfortunately these people think they own you until the legal system steps in and tells them they do not own slaves - in this case the imported management even calls the locals "savages".

  21. letter from NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dear Astronauts and all other staff,

    The NASA administration and the department of Homeland Security is deeply committed to the security and well being of all NASA property. This includes our bases, buildings, general infrastructure and experimental vehicles, as well as the people necessary* to operate them. (we will address the term necessary* later)

    Regarding the strict security measures put in place recently, we would like to make a strong statement regarding the discomfort that these measures may have created within some members of our community.

    These measures have been enforced to address three things mainly:

    -no more suicide rovers on mars
    -no more (potentially deadly) love triangles
    -and as an IQ test to see whether all NASA staff can properly id the location of uranus

    These procedures are now a part of company policy...

    "COMPRENDE?"

    thank you for your understanding and cooperation,

    (I agree)
    sign here

    NASA.

    P.D. The "taking your pants off for rectal examination" is not an official NASA policy (anymore) so please report any incident or abuse of this kind to your immediate supervisor.

    1. Re:letter from NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's fair to blame NASA, a single government agency, for a policy that was established by the White House and covers all federal government departments and agencies: Department of Agriculture, etc.

  22. probably for profiling by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    They want to make sure they know what kind of people, past and present, the space program attracts. If you get a big enough sample, you can profile wanted vs. unwanted by the numbers. Corner cases are risky, so you don't have to be exact. Profiling makes sure you get the type of population that you want.

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    1. Re:probably for profiling by KillerCow · · Score: 1

      Profiling makes sure you get the type of population that you want.

      "So we're all clear on the rules, then? No Jews and no blacks." -Angus Griffin

  23. you missed one... by schwaang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    [NASA Administrator Michael Griffin] said that it was a "privilege to work within the federal system, not a right"

    1. Re:you missed one... by kimvette · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, since it is a government job, and there are equal opportunity laws, if someone is the most qualified and wants the job, it IS a right.

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    2. Re:you missed one... by schwaang · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on sentiment, but has anyone ever challenged conditions of employment like the McCarthy-era loyalty oaths and actually won?

      Myself, I've turned down or not applied for jobs that required more privacy invasion than I felt was justified for a given job, and I let them know why.

    3. Re:you missed one... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, since it is a government job, ...

      It isn't.

      JPL is a division of Caltech. JPL employees have a contract with Caltech and receive a paycheck that says Caltech. Much of the funding comes from NASA (but by no means all of it and the proportion has been shrinking), but the employees at JPL are not civil servants and they are not NASA employees.

      Add to this that the people at JPL never signed a contract that said that there will be background checks (but now there are, suddenly, and they're a requirement for continued employment) and you might see where the uproar is coming from...

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    4. Re:you missed one... by tenman · · Score: 2, Funny

      We checked you background anyways ;)

    5. Re:you missed one... by bware · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, since it is a government job

      It isn't a government job. JPL'ers are employed by Caltech, which is a private university.

    6. Re:you missed one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I might add that any contractor at any NASA center is subject to this equivalent of a personal cavity check. We recieve no official clearance for turning over our secrets, only the "privilege" of working for a company that contracts to NASA. (Or subcontracts, for that matter)

      Contractors are being screened first, actually. Civil Servants have already had a background check, so to resolve the glut of overdue checks, the government is hiring one of Bush's friend's companies to do all the screening. And once they do their screening - unlike any background check in the private sector - the information is available to any government agency complying with HSPD-12.

      Which, I believe, despite Griffin's protestations, is only NASA at this point.

      Posting anonymously for obvious reasons. I work at Ames.

    7. Re:you missed one... by Score+Whore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, since it is a government job, and there are equal opportunity laws, if someone is the most qualified and wants the job, it IS a right.


      Do you actually know what equal opportunity laws mean? They mean that you may not necessarily get the job just because you're most qualified. Secondly "most qualified" is a very ambiguous term. For example you might be the best rocket scientist in the world, but if you are a complete asshat and impossible to work with, you aren't the most qualified.
    8. Re:you missed one... by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      Is it just me or does it seem that if you are doing work specifically for the government, you have a 'government job'? Also, the idea of a University doing government work being 'private' also seems utterly _fucking_ ludicrous.

      Cheers.

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    9. Re:you missed one... by Ash+Vince · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Very Offtopic but what the hell.

      Have you clicked on the link in your sig lately? SCO are back on the up. Share price is back to 0.72.

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    10. Re:you missed one... by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but many of these background checks aren't to find out if you're a dick. They're to find out which gender you like to touch your dick. Which is of no business of your employer, or the federal government.

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    11. Re:you missed one... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wait a minute. It was OK for a Bush appointee with an associate's degree in political science to get a job editing the work of an esteemed NASA climate scientist, but the FBI has to talk to the neighbors of the guy who works for a contractor, who works for a contractor, who works part time for a company that does contract work for NASA?

      OK. Just wanted to be sure.

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    12. Re:you missed one... by geekmux · · Score: 0, Troll

      A "privilege"? Tell that to the thousands who were drafted to go to war during Vietnam and those lucky few who managed to come back to a country who hated them. While perhaps an employee of NASA, obviously yet another ignorant statment from a true civilian who has never really served his country. If he has, then he's developed a serious case of cranial-rectal inversion over the years of driving a desk. Regardless, his excuse is weak for the level of investigations purported here. Anyone else feel like the terms "US Citizen" and "Born in the USA" don't mean shit anymore? The term "rights" shouldn't even exist outside of the definition of a series of directional turns.

    13. Re:you missed one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that shit went on at my job, I'd let them look at all the records, then once they informed me I was squeaky clean, I'd quit, without any notice, and at the exit interview I'd state the reason why is because I was offended they needed to search every iota of my past in order to trust me and that I felt such behavior was unacceptable from an employer.

      Considering how much money I save my company a year and how rare the skill I have is, I wouldn't be unemployed for long and it'd hurt them. Not badly, but just bad enough that they might consider such shenanigans a bad idea. I wouldn't be surprised if others followed suit.

    14. Re:you missed one... by RedneckJack · · Score: 0, Insightful

      According to some, even having a job is a privilege. I was told that one time. I say, bullshit !

      I had a manager at one former job demand I bring in all my financial statements especially my stock accounts. I refused based on the ground that it was none of his business. I told him that he should only be concerned that I do my job and nothing else.

      One rhetorical question, are we going back to a type of society where your outside activities especially legal are subject to employer scrutiny ? We don't like people who are into extreme sports working here. You (pointing to someone), you have a motorcycle... That reflects poorly on us, get rid of it or we get rid of you ! Before we hire you, we would like to come over to your house on Thursday evening and meet your family..... The line is being redrawn in the sand to where employees lose their rights or have their personal affairs intruded upon.

    15. Re:you missed one... by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      It's just you.

      For instance, I'm hired by an IT company that has a Federal Government division. I work for that division on a contract with a government agency. I work at a government site, using government computers and equipment. 100% of my work is providing services for the government.

      Am I a government employee? No. Do I have a government job? No. Are there government employees working alongside me? Yes, but that doesn't make me one of them.

    16. Re:you missed one... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      What does one stupid thing have to do with the other?

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    17. Re:you missed one... by cHiphead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see where you are coming from, however...

      You are doing government work, onsite at government facilities, specifically for government purposes, in place of a 'government employee', whether you are contracted or not, and on the face of it you should be held to the same requirements of a 'full' government employee in terms of employment, background checks, access to classified information, and your employment rights in general. Your salary is paid ultimately by taxpayer money, not to mention the profits earned by your private employer.

      Something is wrong with the whole privatization of so much of the governments services, and I guarantee your company is doing the work because its PROFITABLE, essentially profiting using taxes paid by other peoples gross income earnings meant for the government to provide a specific service. Anyone else see what I'm getting at or is there too much cognitive dissonance involved since this is 'just how things work' now?

      I can understand if your case is a VERY narrow service that would require millions upon millions of additional dollars to hire/train/manage a government (employee-only) program without private corporate welfare involved, but my argument is meant in a general sense.

      Cheers.

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    18. Re:you missed one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a chap with a fake name, who happens to run a prostitution outfit, can get into White House press briefings from a fake news organization just so he can throw softball questions at GWB? Heylo, background checking...

      AC

    19. Re:you missed one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having worked for the Federal Government for 10 years (1990-2000), I can guarantee you that the most qualified is not the person who will get the job, particularly in management. I worked in a department with 200 engineers. 10 of those 200 were women, all 10 women were in management. Of the remaining 190 men, 5 were in management. On average, it took a women only 2 years to go from a new hire to management.

    20. Re:you missed one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which, I believe, despite Griffin's protestations, is only NASA at this point.

      NIH now too, unfortunately (I'm a "contractor" there).
      It seems that within few months entire DC area will be fingerprinted...

    21. Re:you missed one... by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      I worked for NASA Langley during 2003-2004 while in college, and we had to fill out a pretty long background check form as well (though we weren't getting clearance for anything). Nothing as bad as what the article is saying, but it included standard things like personal references, all previous employment, maybe visits to other countries, etc.

      Just another data point.

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    22. Re:you missed one... by Keybounce · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that "People over a certain age are automatically disqualified" are illegal?

      Gee, someone tell that to the NSA.

    23. Re:you missed one... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      What does one stupid thing have to do with the other?
      Why, that's easy! They're both from the Bush Administration. I thought that was clear, buddy, but I'm happy to clarify for you slower fellas.
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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    24. Re:you missed one... by bware · · Score: 1

      on the face of it you should be held to the same requirements of a 'full' government employee in terms of employment, background checks, access to classified information, and your employment rights in general.

      Ok, fine, then I'll take civil servant unions, protections, and pensions with that job, please.

      Is there too much cognitive dissonance to recognize that the US government is the largest spender in the US and just because someone somewhere wins a competed contract doesn't make that someone (or company, or university) a government employee, and that their employment agreements might be different than those who actually did agree to work for the US government, i.e., civil servants? That in fact, they might have taken this job over another specifically because they weren't working for the government, even if, in the end, the money does come from the taxpayers?

      I used to work on a big high energy physics experiment, completely paid for by the US government, at a US government facility. Did that make me a government employee? Somehow I don't think so. Funny, I thought I was attending a private university and paying for the privilege of doing so. If so, I want my pension to start accumulating back when I was in grad school, and I wish I had civil servant hours back then.

  24. First they came by michaelmalak · · Score: 2, Funny
    First they came for the security clearance jobholders.

    Then they came for the government employees.

    Then they came for employees of government contractors and vendors.

    And now that the only jobs I can have or transactions I can conduct are with the 1% of the population and market that refuses business with the government, I'm too broke to pay my property tax on my supposedly private property. So now they're coming for me.

    1. Re:First they came by celle · · Score: 1

      "I'm too broke to pay my property tax on my supposedly private property." Isn't it amazing, still paying rent on something you already own in this ethically bankrupt country. Nice to see "the man" is using power we never gave him. Real power you take. Let's take it back. Besides, when does something you own belong to you?

  25. That is nothing by TarPitt · · Score: 1

    For a Top Secret, you have to undergo a "lifestyle polygram". Nobody who has done this has told me exactly what the questions are, but they have suggested that they are extremely invasive.

    Even for lesser clearances, they can (and will) interview neighbors, family and childhood friends.

    This goes far beyond the public records and credit reports that private sector employers are demanding.

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    1. Re:That is nothing by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      For a Top Secret, you have to undergo a "lifestyle polygram".

      Not true. It remains an option though.

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    2. Re:That is nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I am not an American, but my experience might be interesting.

      I don't hold a secret (or better) security classification myself because my job doesn't need one. I do however have several friends who do or have in the past had such classifications. And I have been interviewed several times as part of my friends gaining their clearances. As a consequence, I have to assume that I, myself, have some sort of security dossier.

      The questions I've been asked include 'how long/well do you know this person"? (Old friends are good in this context). Are they mentally unstable, or do they engage in activities such as drug use that might lead to mental instability? Are they in debt, or do they engage in activities like heavy gambling that might lead them into debt? Are they likely to place the interests of a foreign power over their country's?

      In short: are they mad, vulnerable to blackmail, or a traitor?

      If you are a drug addled loony with gambling and anger management problems, they'd like to know. If you are a militant fungal rights activist, they'd like to know. If you are a trans-sexual typewriter fetishist, they really couldn't care less. I don't recall ever being asked about anyone's sexual, political or religious orientation.

      Bear in mind that security is no more than risk management. One friend 'failed' because of a foreign spouse, which placed an element of risk into the equation. Note that, despite this, a job offer was made and accepted. The risk had been identified, acknowledged, and managed.

    3. Re:That is nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Except theres a huge difference between working for a government entity and a corporate entity. Obviously, in both cases security is always an issue, but generally, the security concerns are far, far lower when you're talking about corporate secrets. With the exception of maybe secret projects or possible inside investor information, the overwhelming number of employees in a corporation know nothing worth corporate espionage. (Unless of course the corporation works on military projects, in which case its another story.)

      Oh and when government/military employees receive Top Secret (or similar) clearance, if you have no idea what you're getting into, you wouldn't be getting clearance. Heck, spy movies love to reference that kind of inner-paranoia against its own personnel ("Eyes Only" folders, paper that produce only a black page when photocopied, 'This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds', etc.)

    4. Re:That is nothing by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nobody who has done this has told me exactly what the questions are, but they have suggested that they are extremely invasive.

      You'll be pleased to learn that the question regarding homosexuality has been softened up.

      Old question: Are you now or have you ever been a homosexual?

      New question: Are coffee, salmon, and moccha foods or colors?

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    5. Re:That is nothing by kabocox · · Score: 1

      New question: Are coffee, salmon, and moccha foods or colors?

      Neither.

    6. Re:That is nothing by dmartin · · Score: 1

      Nobody who has done this has told me exactly what the questions are, but they have suggested that they are extremely invasive.

      You'll be pleased to learn that the question regarding homosexuality has been softened up.

      Old question: Are you now or have you ever been a homosexual?

      New question: Are coffee, salmon, and moccha foods or colors? Yes. Next question please.
  26. does anyone beside me remember by Topherbyte · · Score: 0

    a certain intelligence report that came out a few years ago saying that the greatest threat to U.S. security is internal?

    When you keep that little morsel in mind, it's quite easy to see why the government is so rabidly trying to compartmentalize everyone.

    Ron Paul is the cure.

  27. Re-entry by Alien+Being · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He licked my bag last night pre-flight
    Queero hour for a trans
    And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
    I urinate so much I'll need depends
    My ass is dressed in lace
    On such a shameless flight

    And I think we're gonna screw for a long time
    Till touch down brings me round again to find
    I'm not the girl they think I am at home
    Oh no no no I'm a rocket girl
    Rocket girl burning out her fuse up here alone

    Mars ain't the kind of place to fondle kids
    My dick is cold as hell
    And there's nothing like Uranus if you did
    And all these morals I don't understand
    Just a blow job for a freak
    A rocket girl, a rocket girl

    And I think we're gonna screw for a long time...

  28. all this fear biting is leaving US pairannoyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    &, we have no secrets, we tell each other everything....

    previously, we told each other:

    mynuts won 'off t(r)opic'???
    (Score:-1, Offtopic)
    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday August 30, @10:22AM (#20411119)
    eye gas you could call this 'weather'?

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8004881114 646406827 [google.com]

    be careful, the whack(off)job in the next compartment may be a high RANKing corepirate nazi official.

    previous post:
    whoreabull corepirate nazi felons planning trips
    (Score: mynuts won, robbIE's 'secret' censorship score)
    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 01, @12:13PM (#20072457)
    in orbit perhaps? we wouldn't want to be within 500 miles of the naykid furor at this power point.

    better days ahead?

    as in payper liesense hypenosys stock markup FraUD felons are on their way out? what a revolutionary concept.

    from previous post: many demand corepirate nazi execrable stop abusing US

    we the peepoles?

    how is it allowed? just like corn passing through a bird's butt eye gas.

    all they (the felonious nazi execrable) want is... everything. at what cost to US?

    for many of US, the only way out is up.

    don't forget, for each of the creators' innocents harmed (in any way) there is a debt that must/will be repaid by you/US as the perpetrators/minions of unprecedented evile will not be available after the big flash occurs.

    'vote' with (what's left in) yOUR wallet. help bring an end to unprecedented evile's manifestation through yOUR owned felonious corepirate nazi life0cidal glowbull warmongering execrable.

    some of US should consider ourselves very fortunate to be among those scheduled to survive after the big flash/implementation of the creators' wwwildly popular planet/population rescue initiative/mandate.

    it's right in the manual, 'world without end', etc....

    as we all ?know?, change is inevitable, & denying/ignoring gravity, logic, morality, etc..., is only possible, on a temporary basis.

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  29. ... and the voters too! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    We can't have lefties, commies, fags and druggies voting either can we? They can't vote straight.

    Bottom line is that any prohibitive approach will fail.

    IF you screen to exclude, say, gay employees because they are a security risk that will not stop many getting through the screen where they will be even more prone to being blackmailed.

    It is far easier, and more effective, to be accepting of gay employees. That removes the blackmail pressure... and means that you don't exclude people that might be great for the job.

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    1. Re:... and the voters too! by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      They don't care if you're gay. They care if you're gay and hiding it from your wife/family/whatever. The first situation doesn't matter as much, because as long as you're open about it it can't be used for blackmail. The second situation sets up something where you have something to lose if its discovered by a potential blackmailer.

      As for druggies, I'd say that while I'd personally respect your right to alter your mind, its perfectly legitimate for an employer (like NASA) to want its employees to be in their right mind while performing sensitive or dangerous tasks.

      As for Commies, I could see how if someone actually advocates and acts on an idealogy that includes overthrowing the government (I'm not sure if with the fall of the Soviet Union American Commies still do that nowadays, though), then that government might not want to hire them as an employee in a sensitive position.

      As for lefties, that's not political screening. That's just a basic common sense intelligence and maturity test. (Ok, a little flamebait there for ya. :)

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  30. Enough with the FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have a masters in public administration, so I'd say I have some insight into these checks. The main problem with them is that both the Government Accountability Office and the Office of Management and Budget have failed to define clear standards and/or monitor these programs.

    Below is my analysis of the issue, but my recommendations are simple:
    1) A list of excluding conditions should be posted/linked in any and all federal hiring postings in the same section they state full mental/health record release is required. A link to an exceptions and appeals process should also be included. There is no security risk in posting this information since if you're requiring the records be disclosed, then you're probably doing a full background check and maybe even a lie detector -- "but i dont have any records" isn't going to work.

    2) Credit check usage should be linked and explained with CLEAR EXEMPTIONS for disabilities, workforce transition, college students...wait...this list goes on and on. How about they just state what the fuck disqualifies someone and provide an appeals process? After all, if you have poor credit due to external circumstance and a perfect criminal record, doesn't that make you less of a risk?

    3) Lie detector requirement should be stated (they usually aren't) and general areas of inquiry should be explained up front. Currently they provide you no information...so you could get hired and could be fired 6 months later for doing pot 4 years ago. Making the general questions public is important to guarantee oversite and avoid racial/class bias in questioning. I would LOVE to see how quick the process changed if someone changed the questioning on theft to include "digital property or works."

    -----------
    Security check effectiveness is difficult to measure, but that does not excuse the lack of clear guidelines and the near universal requirement for investigations. As a result of the lack of guidance, many of these "security" checks may, amusingly, provide cover for discrimination against the disabled and racial minorities. There is a reason why people are advised against doing credit checks on non-financial positions -- they may lead to a pattern of discrimination that is in violation of federal law. For the uninformed, federal law prohibits any system that _tends_ to discriminate against people based on race.

    The problem with these checks is thus that they discourage qualified people from applying and also allow hiring managers significant wiggle room on who to hire/fire. They provide three areas of problems--credit checks, lie detectors, and mental health disclosures.

    1) In terms of hiring, most agencies state that they require a credit check--even those that don't do an FBI background. And amusingly, it's usually placed right under the non-discrimination clause. I have never seen any information on how the credit information is used -- How do you deal with persons with disabilities? Persons with no insurance? Poor people that were victims of predatory lending? Anyone with a sudden family calamity? Most importantly, is a credit check relevant at all for someone that has been under or unemployed and is trying to get a job??!

    Simply put, the agency provides no information on why the check is necessary, what the appeals process is, or how it will be used. In addition, the agency puts the rating decision in the hands of private companies that have a history of discriminating based on location (redlining, oooo check cashing stores, predatory credit "deals" targeted at the lower class). In addition, a credit check is problematic because lower income people are less likely to watch or contest incorrect information.

    2) Lie detector tests. NOTHING is disclosed about what these cover, how far they go back, or what the appeals process is. Grow up in the ghetto? Try crack when you were 15? Are you really going to apply that secret clearance job at 26? Guidelines should be clearly stated to make certain that everyone is on the same level an

    1. Re:Enough with the FUD by RavensDark · · Score: 1

      I just think its as funny as hell you need an MBA in order to understand what the forms say.

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    2. Re:Enough with the FUD by Kythe · · Score: 1

      There is no security risk in posting this information since if you're requiring the records be disclosed, then you're probably doing a full background check and maybe even a lie detector -- "but i dont have any records" isn't going to work.


      I can tell you that if polygraphs are required for government positions in general, you're going to lose the vast majority of competent government staff. Polygraphs are snake oil. They're interrogation props with huge false-positive problems and a stigma if you "fail" one (not to mention a false sense of security towards those who don't).

      As someone who's gone through three of them, I'll tell you that if I have any choice in the matter, I'll never submit to one again. And yes, I'll look for a new job myself before doing so.
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      Kythe
    3. Re:Enough with the FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's usually not stated when they're required at the federal level, but I assume with anything above sensitive they will be. I am strongly opposed to them for the most part and therefore would never apply to such a position and would refuse such a transfer. I grew up gay in the south, my family knows, and the ONLY possibility for blackmail is in regard to the ridiculous security test. The only disqualifying factor would be experiential drug use--which is really left up to administrative discretion. All in all, polygraph is a fishing expedition imho and puts me in the situation of having to be defensive about consensual kinkiness -- which could not be used to blackmail me but would certainly be annoying to discuss with my manager/HR person. Especially if i were accepting a position somewhere outside the bay area and said manager was from...i dunno...idaho....oh wait, isnt that where Mr Bathroom Sex Senator is from.

      Personally, I was astounded that a guy I knew had a polygraph for a police dispatcher position. a dispatcher!

    4. Re:Enough with the FUD by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Lie detector requirement should be stated

      Since I do not live in the USA I don't have to put up with this voodoo from the artist that drew Wonder Woman and sold it to J. Edgar Hoover's corrupt FBI. Every now and again the occasional confidence trickster tries to get people to use this gear at surprising expense but I would never work for an employer that has been taken in by such a scam.

  31. Open Employment Offer for JPL employees by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear NASA Scientists,

    I know you like the collegial atmosphere out at JPL. I know you like being able to have your work peer-reviewed. In short, I know that you like the lives that some of you have lead for the last several decades. Unfortunately, you and I both know that things are changing, largely at the request of your own government.

    I know you don't like the new security checks. No matter how squeaky-clean your lives are, or how much you love your country, there are always some skeletons in the closet that can come back to haunt you. Also, the rules are always changing - what was unacceptable twenty years ago but acceptable ten years ago is now unacceptable again. Nobody should have to live like that.

    My organisation already knows all your secrets. They weren't that hard to find - as you've probably already realised, money talks. And you know what? We don't care. That's right, we don't give a shit that you cross-dress, have sex with livestock, eat your own boogers or have a gambling problem. (Actually, on that last point, we do - and treat it as a medical problem with treatment covered entirely under our health plan, and our financial planners can help you get your life back together too. Same deal with drugs.)

    From our secret base of operations somewhere south-east of Florida we plan World Domination. Our Weather Machine and Death Ray divisions are approaching the deployment phase, but there's still a pressing need for talent in the Heavy Launch, Orbital Habitat and Orbital Weapons Platform divisions.

    Our employees receive world-class free health care, six weeks paid vacation each year and a pension plan that makes the GDP of many small countries look pitiful - and there's lots of room for advancement, so your pension payout could actually *be* Lichtenstein or Peru. We also pay all re-location expenses, and have great schools a short submarine ride away. We have a wide range of recreational and sporting facilities. We are family-friendly, with common-sense and generous carers leave provisions. On the subject of family-friendly, we have a petting zoo. We also have a less family-oriented heavy-petting zoo, but we don't usually like to talk about it.

    If you think it's time for a change and that you can make a difference, reply here - don't worry, although your government will find you we've paid their operatives enough to make sure we get to you first. No pressure - we won't tell your dirty little secrets, but then, we don't have to. The choice is entirely yours.

    Sincerely,

    Xavier F. Megalomaniac
    Supervillain

    P.S.
    We have administrative, support and security
    roles available too - and leather and spandex
    are only required on formal occasions.

    1. Re:Open Employment Offer for JPL employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do I sign up?

  32. Re:thats the stupidest thing ive heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Filling out a security clearance comes with a nice disclaimer that if you lie at all on the 50 pages that follow, they can prosecute you and send you to PMITA prison. And yeah you have to sign the sheet acknowledging that. And you have to acknowledge it to the investigator who gives you the nice face to face interview as well.

    Checking "yes, I have" does not automatically remove you from the clearance pool. Answering "Yes, I currently do" likely will though. I know several people with TS that answered yes. Not as huge of a deal as you might think.

  33. addendum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone need a Jr. Business Analyst in the SF area?

    I so have no interest in working for lazy bureaucrats. Just point me toward a hard-working team that is honest (i.e. out for the money). And yeah, I know I should have gotten an MBA.

  34. time to close NASA by dltaylor · · Score: 1

    Once the good sheeple are the only ones left, there won't be anything intelligent coming out of the organization anyway. Learning new things often involves thinking outside the current bounds, and people that can do that don't always restrict it their professional lives. Think about how few of the team at Los Alamos would have qualified to work for the new regime (for example, Dr. Feynman's admitted reaching beyond his "compartment" for information).

    On top of which, many of the "pressure points" only exist because the thugs in the security services are perturbed about them. Homosexuality is one of the prime examples. It is only a "problem" because the asshats who invent the rules have made it one. If you weren't in danger of losing your job because you've "been there, done that", then it wouldn't be something that the "other guys" could threaten to expose.

    1. Re:time to close NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the "pressure points" only exist because the thugs in the security services are perturbed about them. Homosexuality is one of the prime examples. It is only a "problem" because the asshats who invent the rules have made it one"

      I don't agree that the root cause is the asshats. I think we are faced with an entrenched mentality from decades ago were homosexuality was frowned upon by main-stream society. If you were a supposedly up-standing citizen with a wife and family and at the same time a closet homo, then indeed that would have been (and probably would be today) a good lever for black mail. But if you live openly as a homo, celebrating freely being as you are in modern society where it is increasingly considered acceptable, then there would be no leverage for blackmail.

      Like a well-known, recently-fired radio talk-show host who in freely, almost proudly, publicly acknowledging his past foibles, gains freedom since society enacts no penalty, and he doesn't feel compelled to keep the skeletons locked in the closet.

  35. oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I should note that the US gov't is exempt from the civil rights act. It basically says the president should do what he can using methods he chooses within the federal work force. Regardless, it doesn't absolve the bureaucracy of equity issues.

    Anyway, that's why the lawyer is taking the privacy/search tack.

  36. New brain drain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the ESA needs some good rocket scientists, clearly NASA has decided it doesn't.

    This sort of thing is affecting a lot more than NASA. I know of a few researchers who have gone to the private sector because over the top security took more of their time than research did or they simply didn't want everything short of a colonoscopy every day just to get to their office.

    That on top of driving stem cell researchers out of the U.S. to drive a political agenda.

    In the case of the JPL scientists, if 40 years of service including the Apollo program (which I'm sure the USSR would have liked to infiltrate and sabotage) hasn't proven their loyalty, nothing will.

  37. Weeding Out the Non-Republicans by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is an application of all the government collected and cross-referenced data (including Echelon, Carnivore, Poindexter's MATRIX and TIA, Gonzales' TSP, and all the rest we never heard about) plus all the "accidentally" leaked personal info, data mined to determine by association whether someone is a reliable Republican voter droid. They get your "background check" info, and then you stop getting promoted and eventually leave if you're not a "loyal Republican".

    Hello, Karl! Go Cheney yourself!

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  38. Re:thats the stupidest thing ive heard... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 3, Informative

    Checking "yes, I have" does not automatically remove you from the clearance pool. Answering "Yes, I currently do" likely will though. I know several people with TS that answered yes. Not as huge of a deal as you might think.

    The current background check (on everybody who works at a federal facility - not just JPL) are pretty lenient:

    http://editthis.info/images/jpl_rebadging/a/ab/S uitability_Matrix_mods.pdf

    You have nothing to worry even if you are a regular pot-smoker, or were convicted of not paying your taxes, or committing any car-related offense short of vehicular manslaughter. I mean - Assault, Harassment, Forgery -- none get you into column "C"....

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    If you die in debt, you're ahead.
  39. Defense Attorneys In Civil Cases Do The Same Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My friend went through this kind of invasive background check when she was a plaintiff in a drug-company malpractice lawsuit. The drug company went all the way back to her childhood, interviewing old next-door neighbors and her elementary school teachers, looking for any dirt they could find on her. Her twenty-year military records were also subpoenaed.

    The only reason it didn't bother her was that she's one person in this world who has absolutely no dark secrets, and the drug company eventually settled out of court, because they couldn't find anything to use against her.

  40. Looks like they're finally implementing PIV by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 4, Informative

    It seems that NASA is implementing PIV-II. Those smart cards mentioned in TFA look like those mentioned in the FIPS-201 standard.

    Basically, everyone getting a PIV card has to pass a background check. However, it seems that asking those scientists and engineers about all that data mentioned in TFA is a bit excessive. The standard has an informational appendix (appendix C) that specifies what sort of checks should be done. It even specifies two levels of checks for different security levels. Looks like someone got a little bit too anal when deciding what checks to do. The checks mentioned in FIPS-201 seem reasonable, though. Can anyone that knows about background checks explain what they are exactly?

    The cards themselves seem pretty good. It is pretty clear that the designers of FIPS-201 cards do not trust the wireless interface, making all biometric/sensitive information available only on the wired interface, unlike those e-passports every government is promoting. Pretty interesting reading material.

    1. Re:Looks like they're finally implementing PIV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not PIV-II or the FIPS standard. That only requires that two forms of ID be examined when issuing the credential (so they can make sure that it's really John Doe getting John Doe's ID).

      It's more the fact that OPM (office of personnel management) is using this to get everyone into the Executive Order 10450 fold. That's the EO issued in 1953 during the McCarthy era to ensure that only loyal and reliable people would have government jobs. EO10450 is still in effect, and therefore, when you fill out Standard Form 85, they also have you sign a fairly broad authorization to investigate. SF85 is the run of the mill application for employment, also being used for badging of existing contractors (JPLers aren't government employees, they work for Cal Tech). Not that they're actually applying for employment, but, paperwork reduction means "use standard forms where possible"

      What's really got folks cranked up isn't actually the form and the potential background check (although that's somewhat onerous, but no worse than any other job these days). It's that first they came out with the "here fill out these forms to get your new badge". then someone asked, why do you need all this info, because FIPS201 doesn't require it. "Oh, we're evaluating your suitability for access to a government facility." Then the question: How do you know what's suitable? "Trust us, no problem"... OK, but you're procedure and process oriented, where's the procedure? "Here's this matrix we use, created in the 1950s.." What!? you want to know that? and that? and that?

      Downhill from there.

  41. Ever hired? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    Seriously, have you ever been on the hiring side of the table? Posted a really desirable, salary- and benefits-heavy, mid-career type of job? There's this phenomenon where you get 4000 applicants for two positions. In that situation, anything that can be legally done to narrow that field, can conceivably be approved by the board. Doesn't make it right, but it's really no mystery.

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  42. Did my SF85P last year about this time. by pecosdave · · Score: 2, Informative

    I lucked out by not having to do it this time. Yeah it's invasive, but unlike them I work at the Johnson Space Center, I myself don't have access to classified data, but I'm just the other side of a wall from it. To me getting the background check and the low security clearance I have is sort of a mark of prestige and reliability. Honestly I wouldn't mind having a few more background checks if it means promotions, better pay, and more prestige. I'm at NASA for crying out loud, I'm glad they don't let just any schmuck off the street work here without some kind of clearance.

    On another note, I don't recall my 85P form asking me if I was a homo or not, and I also don't recall retail transaction request. They did ask how much of what kind of debt I was in, I'm guessing to see if I was desperate for money or not. Yes they did ask about illegal drug use, but there was a time limit on it. I don't recall, but it wasn't to many years, four or so. All in all, I don't think much of the form was unreasonable, sure it was a pain in the ass to fill out, but it wasn't unreasonable.

    If you want to see the form for yourself, here it is.

    As for being at the JPL instead of the Cape or Johnson? Suck it up. This is for every federal position. Expect your postal carrier to be grouching about the form to.

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    1. Re:Did my SF85P last year about this time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to clarify, JPL is run by Caltech and the staff are Institute, not federal, employees. No civil service protection, no federal benefits. The expectations of "efficiency of service" are enforced by the terms of contract.

      A better comparison would be "expect everyone going to a national park or to an airport to be investigated and be grouching about it".

    2. Re:Did my SF85P last year about this time. by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I used to work over the road from the JSC, at IBM.

      Guess what we needed invasive background checks for?

      Working on a contract for the United States Postal Service. This, by the way, was back in about 1998. That didn't ask whether we were gay or not (in fact, I don't really remember half the questions on the big fat questionnaire, since I managed to get out of having to fill it out in the end; to be honest I couldn't even fill it out properly as I didn't remember half the addresses I'd had in the past X years - I moved a lot while I was a student, and didn't really think it was necessary to keep an exact record of the dates and addresses of all the tiny bedsits I'd occupied).

    3. Re:Did my SF85P last year about this time. by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      The problem with these kinds of forms and background checks is that they assume that you know all this information. There are no "I don't remember/don't know" fields, eg you may have never known a father or mother, so it's impossible to properly fill out the form without letting some required fields blank or customising it a bit. Even to fill out the information you can know, you need to spend precious time from your life to find all the tiny details asked. A person may agree to undergo a background check, but may be unable to provide some information. What if the investigators assume that you just tried to lie or hide something? These forms are really a filter against people who either don't fit the usual profile for reasons outside their control or just forget too easily.

    4. Re:Did my SF85P last year about this time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is now... I didn't have to turn in my SF-85 until a year after 9/11 and I had been working in the USDA for 2 years as a student by that time.

      also all federal jobs required fingerprinting...

    5. Re:Did my SF85P last year about this time. by bitingduck · · Score: 1

      As for being at the JPL instead of the Cape or Johnson? Suck it up. This is for every federal position. Expect your postal carrier to be grouching about the form to. Postal service isn't doing it.
    6. Re:Did my SF85P last year about this time. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Just found out a couple of days ago for certain, yes the postal service IS doing it. They have access to government computers do they not?

      http://www.usps.com/purchasing/purchasingpubs/pubsmenu.htm

      I know that doesn't say they have to do it, but they do, I found out from a friend of a friend. As for proving without hear say? I don't know, I can find the form saying all government employees who access a government computer have to do it. I challenge you to find the exemption.

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  43. Just Dump NASA... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    ... and put Burt Rutan in charge! :o)

  44. MOD PARENT UP by sn00ker · · Score: 1

    The poster obviously read TFA, and noticed that the objection these people have is that they don't have clearances, don't want clearances, but are being expected to grant access to the same level of information about their lives as if they DID have clearances.

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  45. Control freaks to not lack paranoia by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    I see this as a simple issue of psychology.... human psychology.

    As I see it - various jobs attract people of certain character.

    Science for instance will attract people who are naturally curious.

    Computer programming should be expected to attract people who like games and puzzles and are good at dealing with detail.

    Administration should be expected to attract people who like to tell other people what to do. One would expect to see a lot of control freaks in managment and administration.

    If so, then how would one gain and excersize control? How would one keep control. Would it be expected that a great deal of paranoia might build up in people of this nature? I think so.

    When one combines paranoia with a desire to control other people it is perfectly natural to expect that they might like to dig up any dirt they can on others.

    Police states are known for this.

    One could extrapolate and suggest the USA is turning itself into a police state. If so then it isn't the worst known in human history - far from it. But all forms of police states are bad and I think we are seeing evidence of these bad traits as people strive to gain power over others by using totally unnecessary, possibly dirty, and definitely abhorant tactics. These overzealous background checks certainly fall into this characterization.

    Its an abuse of power. But then this is what police states do. They abuse their power and when they get challenged they abuse people's rights in order to retain power.

    One way to look at this is when a group of babies are born - what law of nature or God says that one or more has a god given right to control the other babies? How would one measure and determine at the outset who should be that alpha baby? What of when they grow up? At what point in time did it become ok for the alpha baby to step forth and declare that everyone has to listen to what he says - that he has the right to order others around? Did it occur when he became a cop? Did it occur when he became a lawyer or a judge?

    Should it happen by birth? ...because one parent happened to be born KING? ...and because the previous king was able to bribe a lot of civil servants to support him? ...and because the civil servants want the next king to carry on the cushy lifestyle they have managed to attain by supporting the system?

    IMHO people are NOT born with the right to control other's lives. Sometimes they gain this power during life. If so then usually its because they covent power and those who gain the most power are the ones willing to spend all their days and nights politicing to get it. IE. They are control freaks.

    Next we have the political and administrative systems which have been designed first to accomodate the control of the majority by sometimes a fanatical minority. What we see by these ruthless and totally unnecessary background checks is merely an extension of this.

    Its an ugly situation and I see it as a symptom of the USA becoming more of a police state which flogs threats of terrorism as a justification for what they do. If so then the terrorists are winning because this is exactly what they want to happen. Would it be true to observe that if the terrorists create a situation where the average Joe and Josephene in middle class America loses his and her freedoms, that the terrorist has succeeded ...regardless of the fact that it is the government that became an agent of the terrorist and starts to terrorize sectors of the population through things like background checks and personal attacks? Do we have McCarthyism all over again?

    Combine this with the apparent fact that government jobs at all levels are filled with people who seek security first and are willing to kiss ass like it never gets kissed in private industry. When you have a large number of administrative people who love to follow rules just for the sake of rules and are too concerned about job security to stand up for what's right... then you have a receipe for exactly what we have taking place now.

    1. Re:Control freaks to not lack paranoia by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      You mention that administrative positions tend to attract bossy (authoritarian) people. I would add that jobs with the police force, and elective offices, also tend to attract such people. However, what you neglected to mention is that in general, psychologically, these are also the very people who are least suited to doing those jobs well, without abusing their authority! There are exceptions, of course... there are good and bad people everywhere. But those positions really do tend to attract the unsavory and undesirable.

    2. Re:Control freaks to not lack paranoia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I have to say that you have a wonderfully formatted and lucid argument, it couldn't be further disjointed from reality.

      This is not new. The current US Government clearance process has been in use since 1947. Positions are added to the clearance-required list every day for the level of access they need to conduct business with/for the government.

      While its a popular pastime to blame the current administration's desire to take over the world and micromanage our lives, it is in no way, part, or parcel responsible for this. EVERY government has a means to clear its personnel, and ours is arguably among the least subjective processes for guaging individual trustworthiness.

      If the day ever comes that you must hold a security clearance to shop at Wal-Mart, that's the day that your argument rings true.

  46. Most JPL Scientists are not NASA employees by mbone · · Score: 1

    They work for Caltech, or are contractors. When I worked at JPL my paycheck (back when we had such) said "California Institute of Technology."

    1. Re:Most JPL Scientists are not NASA employees by wkiri · · Score: 1

      JPL and NASA have a complex relationship; JPL employees are, as you note, actually employees of Caltech, not NASA. NASA gives Caltech money to "operate" JPL, and technically JPLers are all NASA contractors, not NASA employees. That's one of the reasons that these checks are particularly inappropriate, in this case.

  47. Re:thats the stupidest thing ive heard... by megaditto · · Score: 1

    Well, if you think about it, it makes sense.

    You cannot deport somebody for being a communist or a nazi once they are inside the US, because of our Freedoms. So the only way to get rid of them is to either deny them their visa to enter beforehand (if they say they were a commie/nazi), or deport them for lying on their immigration paperwork (if they said 'no' but lied).

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  48. Re:[AC]Did my SF85P last year about this time. by everphilski · · Score: 1

    You are correct, and this is a subtilety 99.99% of people are missing (and this is old news, its been public for a month or more now) ... however, they are funded by NASA money, so they play with NASA's ball or they go home. In my opinion (I too work at NASA, MSFC, and no, I didn't have to do half the shit this site mentions, I think a lot of it is hyperbole ... but what do I know?)

  49. welcome to soviet america by wardk · · Score: 1

    and here they told us we won the cold war

  50. Lack of Reality in These Suggestions by littlewink · · Score: 1

    Everything you mentioned is traced:

    Deposits are traced and surveillance photos taken at all deposit points and ATMs. Getting mortgage account information is not trivial; unusual payments are noted and the presumed payer questioned. Photoshopping is trivially obvious; any attempt would not correspond to reality and would most likely be held up for laughter. To put pedophilia on someone's computer you must first possess pedophelia(a crime). How do you gain access to their office computer? Most internet access is logged, so how did the pics get there? (Ans., someone put them there, i.e., you)

    Your suggestions are laughably adolescent. There's not always a way to blackmail someone. Possibly embarrass, but not blackmail. To blackmail someone, you must find something that really happened that the victim really, truly doesn't want revealed.

    And it is dangerous to attempt blackmail. Almost everyone has a "friend" or "acquaintance" who could be counted on to remove a blackmail threat permanently. Only a tightly-knit organization can effectively blackmail. Even that is iffy and more a matter of nerves and a question of the willingness to risk and endure harm than anything else.

    Blackmailers get little sympathy from law enforcement, living as they do near the bottom rung of crime, below pedophiles, just under identity thieves.

    1. Re:Lack of Reality in These Suggestions by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "Everything you mentioned is traced:"

      Never heard of the internet? Now you can deposit money into someone's account as long as they've hooked their bank account up to accept funds via an email address. You don't need to use banking software, or even log onto a banking page via the web. Just send an email. On your end, you need a bank account, but, as I pointed out before, there are plenty of people willing to accept money in return. Or just look at how many people fall for the "we would like you to be our transfer agent." scams.

      "To put pedophilia on someone's computer you must first possess pedophelia(a crime)."

      Do you think anyone who's going to do this to someone else is worried about being caught? That's like saying nobody would sell drugs because, to sell drugs, you have to have drugs in your possession (a crime). What a joke...

      "How do you gain access to their office computer?"

      Physical access is ridiculously easy in many cases, and works the best.

      "Photoshopping is trivially obvious; any attempt would not correspond to reality and would most likely be held up for laughter."

      Gee, guess you never saw the Oswald pics that the eff-bee-eye says are genuine, but the shadows don't match up.

      "Your suggestions are laughably adolescent. There's not always a way to blackmail someone. Possibly embarrass, but not blackmail. To blackmail someone, you must find something that really happened that the victim really, truly doesn't want revealed."

      Nope. If they believe that others will believe it, that is sufficient. You can be pure as fresh snow, but if I can convince you that others will believe beyond any reasonable doubt that you enjoy having sex with a horse, have sacrificed babies, and voted for Bush 80 times, you'll bend ...

      "Almost everyone has a "friend" or "acquaintance" who could be counted on to remove a blackmail threat permanently."

      Yeah, right .... and asking to have someone killed just opens them up to more blackmail. After all, why would you resort to that if the blackmail threat wasn't credible.

      1. Most people wouldn't know how to contract a hit if their life depended on it; Heck, most people don't know who to call to have an arm broken, and by the way, that's a good thing; violence doesn's solve shit. Look at Iraq as a case in point.
      2. When it gets to the point that you think your only solution is to rub someone out, you've obviously shown that you're just stupid. There are ALWAYS alternatives;
      Grow up. Nobody is blackmail-proof, and "removing a blackmail threat permanently" is both stupid and leaves you open to even more blackmail.
  51. Not worth getting your panties in a bunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At least where jobs in the government are concerned, if you were going to be discriminated against, you wouldn't be filling out the clearance questionnaire-- you would have been stopped loooong before that point, especially considering that the lowest clearance, the NAC (National Agency Check), costs about $10,000 to complete. Colleges, contractors, and vendors foot the bill to clear their employees; direct government employee clearances are on the taxpayer.

    Every government position that has access to dangerous materials, sensitive/proprietary information, or responsibility of human life requires such checks, and rightly so to protect the public and the Union. Anyone who has worked in the government is quite used to the clearance process. To make matters "worse" for you privacy doom and gloomers, it occurs at regular intervals-- every 10 years for Secret, 7 years for Top Secret, and 5 years for clearances beyond that.

    Sure, its uncomfortable to have a stranger rummage through your life as everyone has skeletons they'd prefer to hide, but its not worth sweating bullets about. Considering that the goal is to exclude obvious risks to the public, I'm more or less okay with the occasional privacy reinvasion to maintain my clearance knowing that the same process is going to hopefully keep John Q. Smackhead from becoming a reactor safety manager at the nuke plant in the next county.

    Maybe if people understood the process...

    After completing the encyclopedic questionnaire, a team of investigators is sent to verify your answers-- very often these will be local people that have retired from law enforcement who are contracted by DSS. If its your first clearance, an upgrade, or if clarifications are needed after the precursory review, you'll also sit down with an investigator for an interview where the two of you go over the questionnaire. They'll proceed scour PUBLIC record and talk to your references, neighbors, and acquaintances (heck, during my first TS clearance, the investigator spoke to my 2nd grade teacher!) Once all of the information is assembled, you are assessed as a whole person by DSS. Adjudicators (employed directly by DSS) look at the following in order of importance:

    -Honesty in answers versus the investigative findings (you didn't report that you had declared Chapter 13 Bankruptcy in 1997? Whoops!)
    -Accuracy of your answers versus the investigative findings (correct addresses, date ranges, employment history, account numbers, etc. mostly to determine if there's a deliberate attempt to misdirect or hide aspects of your history)
    -Immediate red flags (habitual substance abuse, uncontrollable debt, felony convictions, etc)
    -Travel/residence for the scope of the investigation (frequent visits to a 'non-friendly' foreign country not of your origin or without familial association)

    Its the adjudicator's job to generate a mean risk assignment to your case based on these criteria. Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to have a spotless history to obtain a clearance. As long as you are HONEST and UPFRONT about your history, there's little that will stop you from obtaining it. 75% of clearance requests that are rejected are due to that alone. Many of those rejections get a second chance to come clean, as it were, and ultimately receive a clearance assignment.

    Regardless of rejection, you are entitled to appeal the final decision. ALWAYS. In that event, I believe a team of 3 adjudicators (not including the original) independently assess the package with the majority ruling.

    Its a rough approximation of how trustworthy a person you are. That's all.

    Now, that's all fine and dandy for the government sector, but what about the corporate world?

    I don't necessarily agree with some of the extensive garbage that is foisted upon corporate folk, especially for positions that don't justify such extensive checking, but it comes down a point that I mentioned earlier.

    Investigations are EXPENSIVE. A potential employer isn't going to i

    1. Re:Not worth getting your panties in a bunch by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to have a spotless history to obtain a clearance. As long as you are HONEST and UPFRONT about your history, there's little that will stop you from obtaining it. 75% of clearance requests that are rejected are due to that alone. Many of those rejections get a second chance to come clean, as it were, and ultimately receive a clearance assignment.

      That's what they tell you. As someone who has been through multiple security checks and finally had my compartmentalized clearances revoked for personal reasons, I can tell you that the above is a lie.

      They can and will reject you for events and personal flaws if you admit to them. They are looking for trustworthiness, but they are also looking for someone who fits their mold of a government employee. If you have any hint of mental problems, any past actions of poor judgment, or attachments to any fringe subculture, they will reject you even if you admit to them.

      My advice to those aspiring to work in secure government fields: Become a dispassionate robot. That's what they're looking for.

      If they're using that standard now for non-classified work in buildings owned by government contractors, I think we're about to see a mass migration of skilled people away from government service. Which is a damn shame.

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  52. Why this happening -- think Diapers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The crazy astronaut who attempted to abduct and do who knows what with rubber gloves, mallet, hunting knife, tarp, duct tape etc. embarrassed the heck out of NASA.

    Embarrassed as in having Congress threaten to cut funding embarrass.

    When you have a person on your staff drive 500 miles in diapers to do something to her romantic rival, you have a problem.

    Management solution: intrusive background checks!

    The real reason this is what NASA Administrators want is that it's perfect CYA! "Why of course we had no indication they were crazy! We checked everything out!"

    NASA has had VERY bad pub -- "drunken astronauts at launch" (they weren't btw but no one will remember that). Or the bizarre diaper wearing Astronaut driving to "talk to" or what ever it was she wanted to do to her romantic rival.

    No NASA Administrator faces any consequences for not getting the best people, for making working life at NASA hell, or doing something that has no meaningful relationship to winnowing out nutcases who bring bad pub to the organization.

    Meanwhile they face SERIOUS (as in Congress presses NASA to fire them) consequences for not following a CYA procedure.

    Once you understand the incentives of the system (recall that Congress reacts badly to any media firestorm, no matter how inaccurate, and Congress funds and therefore effectively fires and hires NASA Administrators) you'll understand the otherwise incomprehensible measures folks take.

    [As a sidenote, most folks don't understand the sheer power that Congress has. Presidents have unless they have LARGE Congressional majorities (think FDR) astonishingly little power over the permanent bureaucracy. Presidents may come and go, but Teddy Kennedy has been a Senator for example since the mid Sixties, around 40 years, and Orrin Hatch since 1977, around 30 years. NASA, the Pentagon, most other agencies ignore the President and follow Congress -- regardless of Party btw. Congress of course is risk-averse to the extreme and remarkably uninformed about who they oversee and fund.]

  53. This happened once before by whiteyonthemoon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When everyone was paranoid about communism, JPL ran background checks on all of the members of the "suicide squad", the scientists who started the rocketry program at Cal Tech, basically the first people in America to get anywhere with rocketry. They didn't like what they found (some members were actually communists (Weinbaum, Summerfield), others just too into the occult(Jack Parsons, friend of Alister Crowley)), so they took away their clearances(revoking clearances:rocket scientist::excommunication:Catholic), and lost their experts.

    One of the people who had their clearances revoked was the first "Robbert Goddard Professor of Jet Propulsion" at Cal Tech, Dr Tsien. I'm sure I don't have to explicitly mention that he was a total genius. They arrested him and then wouldn't let him leave the country for five years so that his scientific knowledge would be obsolete. As soon as he was allowed to, he moved back to China.

    In China Tsien was very well respected (respecting intelligence is an archaic custom of some Asian cultures), he became Chairman Mao's tutor in science, and went on to supervise the development of China's ICBM program. So when the US gets nuked by the China, we'll have American paranoia to thank.

    That's one thing that the US can make better than the Chinese ever will. We are great at making enemies out of friends.

    1. Re:This happened once before by drerwk · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested in a reference to the story. I don't recall hearing it as a student, though the link between Parsons and Crowely was used to explain some of the very interesting sculpture on campus. And sorry to be pedantic, it is Caltech, not Cal Tech. The difference being that Cal is usually used to refer to the California State Universities as well as the University of California system. Caltech is a private institute.

    2. Re:This happened once before by whiteyonthemoon · · Score: 1

      It's in a book called "Strange Angel" about Parsons. Thank you for the correction on "Caltech".

  54. not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The biggest problem with our current administration is they have never been after the "terorists" as the call them their real agenda is findling the "enemy". For them the enemy is anyone who doesn't agree with them. That does include terrorists.."

    not true. bush and bin laden agree on gay rights, abortion, the death penalty and the place of religion in society to name a few things.

  55. Wow by phulegart · · Score: 1

    This challenge and response session going on in this /. posting frenzy is a veritable "How-To" manual for blackmailing people.

    There are ideas on how to actually beat background checks and blackmail an honest person into doing what you want, then people pointing out the holes in THOSE ideas, and then more refining and paring down, etc...

    I'm sure that there would be claims of "Oh, everyone already knows all this stuff"... except, if everyone already knows all this stuff, why go through the trouble of repeating what you know to be common knowledge? If everyone already knows it, why is it being refined down? How can one person be wrong, if everyone already knows what he is saying is true? If you are correcting him, and everyone alrady knows your correction, why wasn't he included in that "everyone" part of "everyone already knows what I'm saying"... doesn't that prove that everyone doesn't already know these things?

    Does everyone here already know how to make a landmine with household materials? Should I describe in detail that procedure so we can hash out the particulars of exactly what kind of shrapnel would do the most damage, and what thickness of plastic would be mot likely to stand up over time? Anyone want to argue about Freedom of Information, and how I should Indeed be posting these instructions so we can discuss them at length?

    I noticed the sig in there, that ACs are not worth reading, because they are hiding their identities. I also noticed an AC post by an employee of a company involved in these background checks. He said he was posting AC because of these checks. Because posting here cou ld have a detrimental affect on his employment. Especially if I post about how to make a landmine. Especially because of posts on exactly how to successfully blackmail an innocent person.

    Ignorance is universal. Especially among those of us who think we know it all. It is ignorant to think that there is responsible, intelligent discussion going on in this thread, when it is an instruction manual being built post by post that would screw over the people that are the target of the initial article that started the discussion. You might try to argue that in this case that being warned is being armed. I say that is ignorance. Noone can protect themselves against everything, even and especially if, what they are attempting to protect themselves against cannot be defended against.

    Face it. If it could be proven that someone took place in this thread or even spent time reading it, and then something happened to them where they were being blackmailed with false information, it could and WOULD look like they were guilty, due to the same forewarning that we might now be claiming was a good thing.

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    1. Re:Wow by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Well, some of us pretend to live in an open world where risks are discussed, even in-depth and into details, over a hush-hush world of mouths wide shut and pretend-safety. The adversaries already know all of this information, and more.

      Regarding homemade weaponry, you may like to read some books from e.g. Paladin Press. Yes, even that kind of info is out there, in the wild. You don't even need the Internet.

      That you are innocent (or paranoid) does not mean They can not get you; cops planting drugs during a bust are a mundane example. Even the risks you can not defend against are worth knowing about; there often are ways for contingency planning.

      And especially with made-up blackmailing information it is highly important that as many people as possible are aware about its possibilities and methods; such wide awareness itself reduces the blackmailing efficiency, acting as a class-level defense.

  56. Re:thats the stupidest thing ive heard... by Alioth · · Score: 1

    However, being a practising homosexual, or just enjoying anal with your girlfriend gets you into "C". Nice intolerant culture you have.

  57. Aliens among NASA personnel by unity100 · · Score: 1

    "Good evening. We are going to make Plutonium from household materials"

    - Crazy Professor introducing that night's cooking show on Weird Al's TV station (professor is actually an alien), from an Al Yankovich movie.

    Maybe they are digging nasa personnel to find out if there are any aliens among them ?

    1. Re:Aliens among NASA personnel by PlatyPaul · · Score: 1
      Aaargh! Go re-watch the movie!

      The correct quote is:

      "Today we are going to learn how to make plutonium from common household items."
      It was said by Philo, the chief technician at U62, who was the host for "Secrets of the Universe" (and from the planet Zarquon).

      Please turn in your geek certifications at the door.
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    2. Re:Aliens among NASA personnel by unity100 · · Score: 1

      ill put them on the table.

      ehhhee thanks for reminding

  58. Oh, really? by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    it was a "privilege to work within the federal system, not a right

    A privilege the best and brightest will be passing to some sucker who's willing to put up with the anal probe background check. I've dropped customers because they tried to layer all kinds of process on top of just getting in the door. When I can bill my time without jumping through those hoops, what's my incentive to stick around? Because I get to do cool stuff working for NASA? That might give them an edge all things being equal but running your own company is pretty cool, too. And you get your own parking space.

    And just why does someone's sexual orientation make them unfit to compute satellite orbits? Because they might be in the bathroom tapping their foot while the rover goes over a cliff? Grow up already.

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  59. Sexual orientation? by sigzero · · Score: 0

    I hope they mean:

    [ ] Male
    [ ] Female

  60. it is a privilege to employ someone, not a right by wikinerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    NASA Administrator Michael Griffin [...] said that it was a "privilege to work within the federal system, not a right" - International Herald Tribute; The Associated Press

    Hello Mr Griffin. It is a privilege to employ these exceptional engineers, not a right. If you make their lives difficult, they will leave.

    Employees are not sheep to be slaughtered. They are stakeholders of your organisation and you have to take their views into account when you draw new policies.

  61. Re:it is a privilege to employ someone, not a righ by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    oh well, it was of course Tribune, not Tribute. I made a typo.

  62. How costly a priviledge? by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I recently turned down a senior level engineering position at a company because of what I felt were onerous and ridiculous "intellectual property" clauses - the gist of which were that the company owns anything I create during my employment, whether related to my work or not, even if done on my own time with my own resources.

    I recently was on a plane coming from a trade show and I got into a long conversation with the guy next to me, who worked for this company at about the same level as I was applying for, and also in engineering. I told him I had turned down a job offer and that the IP clauses in the employment were one of my main concerns. His response was "But isn't that the industry standard?"

    This is a phrase I hear from most people when I tell them this story. Yes, it may be the industry standard. But it's an industry standard because no one complains about it, or protests it, or turns down jobs because of it. The thing is, it mostly affects the most talented, energetic, and entrepreneurial engineers - who might actually create something of value outside of normal business hours.

    I applaud these people for pushing back. Sure, working in the federal system is a "privilege". But the employers have an obligation to run the federal system in a way that produces the best results for the country. If you treat your employees like mechanical cogs, to be inspected and tuned and replaced, your not going to get those kinds of results.

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    1. Re:How costly a priviledge? by schwaang · · Score: 1

      Because I sometimes do consulting I recently had a friend ask me about the same issue. Yep, that is pretty much industry standard. It's like binding arbitration clauses: "we the company reserve all legal rights, whereas by agreeing to work for us, you give up all legal rights."

      But more companies are getting clued in by open-source developers who need to preserve the rights to stuff they do on their own time, and also academics who do consulting usually need to alter the standard IP deal to preserve their rights also.

      The key is to ask the company if they will accept a modification to the IP clause, and sometimes they actually do. It would be handy if there were some vetted, off-the-shelf open-source-preserving IP contract language easily available.

  63. Re:[AC]Did my SF85P last year about this time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they play with NASA's ball or they go home Get real. This is JPL. JPL is not replaceable. Who can do what they do? MSFC? No. GSFC? No. NASA needs them, and they need NASA. These are brilliant people, many of whom have lifestyle preferences that make living in someplace like Huntsville a non-starter. You could be run out of town for things in 'Bammer that won't even raise an eyebrow in Pasadena.

    Your best and brightest are different from the general population. They can be a little fringe, and that's OK. If they're too fringe, then they have to work at Ames. ;)
  64. Great, lets expand this. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Lets have these sort of investigated rules for ANY job, because you 'never know'.

    That way we can have even more people out of work for the government to support ( with our tax dollars ) as few people can pass a deep enough probe into their personal life. Hell, why not even toss in DNA 'predispositions' too.

    phfft.

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  65. That's the stated purpose of the background checks by TarPitt · · Score: 1

    As you stated, to ensure you cannot easily be influenced to divulge classified information.

    Laws and social rules have side effects in addition to their state purposes. Sometimes these side effects are more significant than the original explicit reason for the rule.

    The clearance process has some other side effects I think are useful to the powers that be:

    1. They acclimate people to the nation that highly invasive reviews of personal habits by the government are not only acceptable, but are a good thing

    2. They make folks with a clearance think twice about their private behavior, for concern that it might affect their clearance. Example was the case made elsewhere, where someone bought a truck "over their salary grade" and lost his clearance, being forced to play janitor. Suddenly "am I going too much in debt" or "should I befriend this non-US citizen" become concerns, even though these are both perfectly legal things to do.

    This is similar in effect to much airline security - it slowly acclimates people to invasions of privacy, and discourages behavior and attitudes that may be perfectly legal but are considered "troublesome"

    In short, it is creating a populace that is willing to accept diminishing privacy and is willing to curtain their private behavior for fear it will reflect badly on them in the future.

    This is why clearances have been (and should be) restricted to cases where there is provable (not speculative) harm to national security from mishandling information.

    This is why requiring clearances from increasing groups of individuals who do not handle this (explicitly labeled) information is bad.

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  66. just a matter of time by e-scetic · · Score: 1

    How long before you need these background checks simply to work. After all, EVERY job out there has the potential to be used by "terrorists" for something or other.

    Cleaning toilets? Toilet bomb! Poisoning the water system! Removing posters from telephone poles? Telephone pole bomb! Possibility of destroying communications infrastructure! Oh my god, the twin telephone poles! Mailman? Anthrax risk! Cleaning gum off public sidewalks? Sidewalk slime bomb! Call hazmat and close off a 5 mile radius! Oh no! What's that, a light-bright thingy on the sidewalk! Increase the radius to 10 miles and call in the national guard.

    Personally, I give it maybe 10-20 years, then the control will be complete.

  67. Bored? by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

    The astronauts are only complaining because they've either A) given up on the invasive advances of their peers (read love affair) or B) gotten bored of hooking up with other people from space camp.

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  68. Re:NOT Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the nature of thier handling classified information they have known this is a part of the job.

    If you are a hollywood star then you know you will deal with camera weilding stalkers... ... and if you are a politician then your life is an open book in all areas like if you are soliciting sex in a bathroom... ... and if you are someone who handles classified information you know your will have occassional checks on if that trust is well placed.

    There are costs to every job and if they didn't want to deal with it then they should work solely in the private sector without classified documents.

  69. Re:thats the stupidest thing ive heard... by Robert+Heinich · · Score: 1

    The URL "http://editthis.info/images/jpl_rebadging/a/ab/S uitability_Matrix_mods.pdf" returns a 404, not found, error.

  70. Re:thats the stupidest thing ive heard... by Robert+Heinich · · Score: 1

    Yikes! Saw the error, there was a gratuitous space. http://editthis.info/images/jpl_rebadging/a/ab/Sui tability_Matrix_mods.pdf works.

  71. Interesting by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    I always thought that for clearance-related background checks, youthful indiscretions were not a concern as long is they are all currently water under the bridge.

    Q: Ever do anything sexually deviant?
    A: Well, when I was in college I participated in the occasional gangbang.
    Q: Jumpin' Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick! Your wife know about this?
    A: She was the woman.
    Q: Oh. Well, all right then.

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  72. Credit Checks are BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee...I guess I'm unfit as an employee because I've never taken out a bank loan or had a credit card. "Sorry...we only hire people who compromise their financial security by spending money they don't have."

  73. The truely appalling bit by laurabramm · · Score: 1

    The bad part of this is not that they are giving them background checks, and as for the level of invasiveness, well, if you don't like it, don't apply. There isn't anything you can do about it, and just because it's wrong won't stop the government, especially not this administration (as if he was smart enough to understand the problem, anyway). First of all, they have no right whatsoever to look into their sexual orientation. I don't know how that helps things, anyway. Are we saying that if they are gay they aren't welcome, or that we have no evidence of gay terrorists, so welcome aboard? More to the point, exactly who cares? Even more to the point, why does the government care? Second of all, is there any reason to do checks on those that have already been part of the program for decades, or on those that have been retired for decades? Now, the article didn't say that definatively, however, if the employees being checked out worked on the Apollo program, which was in the 1960s, then they would have already blown the place to hell if that was what they were inclined to do. This is not for security purposes, okay? Normal background checks are. This is the government (or agents thereof) using it's clout to dig up dirt on people that they don't have any right to know. It goes along with the ability to illegally wiretap, take phone records without subpeona, detain you indefinately on suspicion of subversion while they gather (or plant) evidence to support their theory. We are losing our freedoms, and this should illustrate the point nicely. There is no security gained in doing a background check on the dude in the corner office that has been working for the company for 50 years, okay? Anyone who believes that there is is either totally deluded or has way too much faith in the government and those they associate with.

  74. Re:[AC]Did my SF85P last year about this time. by everphilski · · Score: 1

    Wasn't implying anything other than, in order to get NASA funding you gotta meet NASA regs. Don't like it, get funded and provide services to someone else. He who has the gold...

    (and you can keep the people with 'lifestyle preferences', thanks...)

  75. Re:Pointless (speed limit) by belunar · · Score: 1

    Might want to doublecheck your facts on the speed limits. Yes a national speed limit was imposed in 1974 to bring it down to 55MPH. This was put into effect by Nixon, not Carter. In 1987 it was raised to 65MPH and in 1995 was repealed all together. So currently there is no national speed limit. I do not know where your getting a 40MPH limit, unless it is on a local road and not a highway or expressway. Currently in the US, speed limits are imposed by each state government not the federal governmnet.

    In reference I found the following, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Maximum_Spee d_Law and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_limits_in_the_U nited_States

  76. Reminds me of that guy from Reno 911 by Associate · · Score: 1

    that they keep having to arrest/un-cuff/whatever that's always in a compromising position and saying not to judge him because they don't know him and as a US American it is his right to do whatever he wants in private with other US Americans if they so choose to and such. Thank you.

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  77. What a coincidence by stuntpope · · Score: 1

    How timely. I'm on contract to the government and have a clearance, though not high enough to require a polygraph. My questionnaire asked about past drug use, but I was not required to submit to drug screening. My corporate employer also did not require drug testing. I've been with them several years.

    Now my employer is under a subcontract with a much larger, very well-known IT company, and they say all their employees and contractors (and subcontractors) must be proven drug-free. So suddenly it's "take the drug test or you can't work for us".

    I'm curious as to which IT companies require drug screening. I'm not really sure why the requirement rankles me so - I never was much of a drug user, and what I did do was over 15 years ago. It's just that it seems demeaning and invasive. I was a trusted employee for years, suddenly I have to remove myself from some cloud of suspicion?

    And what does it benefit the IT company to be able to say they drug-screen their contractors, if the government who uses them in classified situations doesn't care enough to require it?

    If all the biggies in IT doing government/military work require this, I may as well resign myself to it, but it sucks.