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Nimoy May Be the Star of the Next Trek Film?

ajs writes "Moriarty, over on Ain't It Cool News is running a column about the upcoming J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie. In it, he discusses some theories about where the movie is going, but doesn't reveal his sources. He claims that Nimoy's Spock, not the younger versions of the original Trek trio, will be the primary star of the film; and that the movie will make some very substantial changes to the Trek lore in a way that is internally consistent with what went before, but opens up many more options for future franchise films or series. If he's right, there are some pretty substantial spoilers in the column." Obviously, as unverifiable speculation this should be taken with a grain of salt. Live long and prosper.

248 comments

  1. SPOILER: Spock Dies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    At the end of Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan. He comes back to life in III, though.

    1. Re:SPOILER: Spock Dies! by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      It's a plot, Jim, but not as we know it.

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  2. Don't pull a Lucas! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I sure hope they don't pull a George Lucas by changing the past storyline to better align with the future series that have already been produced (eg. TNG, DS9, Voyager).

    And with Doohan having passed on, there's already a very essential element missing. You just can't have Spock without Scotty.

    1. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by Wordsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Had Lucas -modeled- the past to be compatible with the already-established future, it would have been fine.

      Instead he established a future, established an inconsistent past, then screwed with new releases of the movies depicting the future to even it out.

    2. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And with Doohan having passed on, there's already a very essential element missing. You just can't have Spock without Scotty.

      I'd say it's more true that you can't have Spock with out McCoy, since it was their ever-present banter (and to a degree, rivalry since Spock's logic and McCoy's emotionalism often came into conflict usually resolved by Kirk) that was so entertaining.

      McCoy: "It's a song, you green-blooded Vulcan. You sing it. The words aren't important. What's important is that you have a good time singing it."

      Spock: "Oh. I am sorry, Doctor. Were we having a good time?"

      McCoy: "Why you green-blooded, pointy-eared ...!"

      Of course, that still leaves you with the same problem. DeForest Kelly is long gone as well.

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    3. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget intentionally squashing extended universe canonity just for the hell of it (There was for example already a story discussing boba fett's background and growth into the most ruthless BH.

      It's not like they couldn't have just had *ANOTHER GUY* in mandolorian armor!

      I'm sure there were various other issues as well. But given that a lot of extended universe material got rolled back into official LA games and content you'd expect more consistency.

    4. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by Ucklak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, you can't have Spock without McCoy or Kirk.
      Kirk for the, uh, whatever, and McCoy for the racial banter.

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    5. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by RobertM1968 · · Score: 2

      I'd say it's more true that you can't have Spock with out McCoy, since it was their ever-present banter (and to a degree, rivalry since Spock's logic and McCoy's emotionalism often came into conflict usually resolved by Kirk) that was so entertaining.

      I agree with you 100%... though of course, to be more accurate, it was Spock acting illogically under the pretense of making logical remarks - to either incite McCoy or win some banter/argument that McCoy started. Nothing logical about it ;-) As much as Spock would pretend he was being logical... which made it even more humorous, because Nimoy managed to deliver the lines deadpan - and then give McCoy that sly, slightly understated "Go ahead, come up with a comment to top that!" look.

      This is a dynamic I really don't think Paramount will get right without a lot of effort.

    6. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      considering EVERYTHING Star Wars passed thru Lucas Licensing before being published, the prequel trilogy was awful. The hints given in the expanded stories were often encouraged by Lucas himself passed thru the licensing department. Lucas really slapped the true fans around with what he did in 1,2, & 3.

    7. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is a dynamic I really don't think Paramount will get right without a lot of effort.

      {sigh} given Paramount's history with the franchise, I really don't think they'll ever get it right.

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      McCoy: Mr Spock, you said a while ago that there were always alternatives.

      Spock: Did I? I may have been mistaken.

      McCoy: Well, at least I lived long enough to hear that.

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      Spock: I made an error in my computations.

      McCoy: Oh? This could be an historic occasion.

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      Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, Doctor.

      McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!

      -------------

      Spock: Your attempt to improve the species through selective breeding.

      McCoy: Oh now wait a minute - not our attempt, Mr Spock. A group of ambitious scientists. I'm sure you know the type - devoted to logic, completely unemotional - !

      --
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    8. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1

      > DeForest

      Am I the only who was mesmerized / puzzled / quixotic about that name as a child? ^_^ I thought I had it understood when a young actor was making an impact in the early 1990's - Forest Whitaker. Not quite.

      Why Kelly keeps growing in entertainment value the longer I watch.

    9. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      given Paramount's history with the franchise, I really don't think they'll ever get it right. Welllll... I don't know. I liked all the series up until Enterprise. Enterprise blew, but oh well, we'll always have TNG.

      What does that have to do with Spock/McCoy banter though?

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    10. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by bckrispi · · Score: 1, Funny

      "True" fans as you put it, enjoy the entire series. It's the whiney, "my Boba Fett Underoos are too tight on me" posers that do nothing but bitch and moan about the prequels.

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    11. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      Hey, my Uhuraroos fir just fine!

    12. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Just because they offered some second-tier science fiction authors the opportunity to have their ideas accept as "extended universe canon" by a subset of adoring fans willing to buy anything with "Star Wars" on the cover doesn't mean Lucas ever had an obligation to take seriously what they wrote or the authority of their books. He took some ideas (the name of Coruscant, for instance) and ignored others. And given the abject silliness much of the EU descended into, it's for the better.

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    13. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yep... True fans even liked the Star Wars Holiday Special. By that, I mean they're fucking retards. Congrats. You're in rarified company.

    14. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Thats right, I'm sure both of you who liked the prequels are sick of it by now.

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    15. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by wooden+pickle · · Score: 1

      Wow. You actually used Star Trek V as an example of what's good about the series.

    16. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      You just can't have Spock without Scotty.

      The original series did just that on several occasions - Scotty was in 66 episodes out of 80 episodes produced (80 if you include the original un-aired pilot). Nimoy is the only actor who was in all 80.

      And even then, Scotty often had little actual screen time. As beloved as he is, especially here at the dot, he was really a second-tier character.

      And I'm really confused by the announcement that Chekov has been cast. It makes me wonder if a significant amount of the action will take place during Kirk's academy years, as has been predicted in several places. Chekov was a lot younger than Kirk, and can't have been at the academy at the same time.

    17. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1
      I'm here now, and yes, we are.

      (On a serious note, the number of fans who like the prequels really isn't as low as it's made out to be, in my experience.)

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    18. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      And even then, Scotty often had little actual screen time. As beloved as he is, especially here at the dot, he was really a second-tier character. Heresy!
      Recant your wicked words less you be burnt at the^W^W^W obliterated with a veron-T disruptor.

      -nB
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    19. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      Sorry! An alien artifact took over my mind for a bit there! Darn thing, I keep meaning to sell it on ebay, for all the trouble it's caused me.

      If it's not Scottish, it's crap! So that means that just one Trek regular is not crap! Nevermind the fact that Doohan was a Canuck...

    20. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by arashi+no+garou · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I'm one of those rare people who neither love SW to the point of orgasm or hate it to the point of vomiting. I'm right there in the middle; I enjoyed IV, V and VI as a child; they were great action/sci-fi flicks but honestly I didn't care one bit about the "story behind the story". When I heard about I, II and III coming out I was interested but not creaming my pants, so to speak. So, when I finally got a chance to see episode I, I was sorely disappointed. Not because the story might have been altered (and I wouldn't have known if it had), but because it appeared to have been made for the Disney crowd more than anyone else. I mean come on, 50% of the movie is based around some CGI Jamaican alien, and the other half around some snot-nosed, annoying kid ("maybe Vader some day later/now he's just a small fry")? It was damn near unwatchable.

      Not that Star Trek, of which I am more of a fan than of SW by far, has been any better in recent years. Voltaire's song "The USS Make-Shit-Up" sums up this downward progression nicely. That being said, I am looking forward to seeing Nimoy in another Trek adventure, even without the other three (Shatner, Kelley and Doohan) to balance his straight-man performance. The thought of Zach Quinto playing young Spock is intriguing to say the least; he has the look, and if his performance in "Heroes" is any indication, he has the acting chops too.

    21. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by jmoriarty · · Score: 1

      There's a great article on why "Star Wars fans hate Star Wars" that has some sadly valid points.

      He argues that Trekkies are different, but I think after the past few ST movies and "Enterprise" the two camps are starting to feel more alike in how they see their favorite mythos being treated.

    22. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by filesiteguy · · Score: 1

      Um, no.

      I really liked Star Wars, Empire and - to some degree - Return of the Jedi. They had quality storylines, the effects were not overdone and the acting was somewhat decent.

      The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and even Revenge of the Sith were all plagued by bad storylines/writing, overdone effect that already look cheap and out-of-date, and barely passable acting.

      In fact - for me - one of the main things which holds Star Wars up as an all-time classic is the 'low tech' aspect of the movie. It makes the movie look "timeless" unlike the other five. In other words, the movie won't look "aged" after another ten years. By comparison, the effects in TPM and the other new trilogy prequels look somewhat like 1960's-era Star Trek.

      Live long and prosper.

    23. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      And with Doohan having passed on, there's already a very essential element missing. You just can't have Spock without Scotty.

      Don't you mean "You just can't have Spock without Bones", you green-blooded insensitive clod? He's dead too, Jim.
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    24. Re:Don't pull a Lucas! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Yep, you nailed it -- you can really see a lot of that dynamic in the " Diane Duane " ($bestselling-author) books. :)

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  3. I'm hoping by Carpe+PM · · Score: 1

    someone may remake the vaunted 'Spock's Brain' episode into a feature-length film! THERE'S A PLOT!

    1. Re:I'm hoping by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Well, they've already made a comedy-club version of "Spock's Brain" that is incredibly funny even though it doesn't change a single line of the script. They also add some Shatner songs and commercials.

    2. Re:I'm hoping by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      I saw that episode performed live. It was really great watching these actors do their impressions of the original cast, while adding their own little bits in.

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  4. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [...]Nimoy-aged Spock, mind you.[...] ..yeah so it,s consistent since spock should be just below 100 years in TOS,
    so 30 years back in kirk's academy days that'll fit ...give or take a couple o'decades(nothing for a vulcan)

    captcha "fission" ...how primitive..

    1. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it's true that Vulcans have a much longer lifespan than humans Spock was not nearly 100 years old during TOS. He was 35 when Kirk became captian of the Enterprise, about the same age as Kirk. So, he was actually sort of young during TOS, for a Vulcan that is.

      http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/library/char acter/bio/1112508.html/

  5. Hmm. by PetraData · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He's 76 years old. Kind of hard to do action scenes, ain't it? What will he be doing the whole movie? Debating Vulcan philosophy?

    1. Re:Hmm. by UserGoogol · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd watch that.

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    2. Re:Hmm. by WombatDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

      I once read that Nimoy invented the Vulcan neck pinch early on in ToS because he couldn't be bothered filming all the running around and fighting. Perhaps the older Nimoy will come up with a bone-snapping Eyebrow Raise of Doom.

    3. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just go read Aristotle, Plato, Arrhenius, Sophocles, Hildebrand, Wernerplatz, or Motz for yourself? Most philosophy you'd ever get from a movie was thoroughly discussed by those seven. And they did it between several hundred and several thousand years ago!

    4. Re:Hmm. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting set--but to be fair, anyone since about Descartes or Hume is beyond the level of sophistication of most movies. I don't see any movie seriously tackling Moore's paradox, for instance.

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    5. Re:Hmm. by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      He's 76 years old. Kind of hard to do action scenes, ain't it? What will he be doing the whole movie? Debating Vulcan philosophy?

      Well, just last year they came up with something new in the motion picture industry... what was it they called it? Oh yeah... a Stunt Double!

      My silliness aside... Shatner and Nimoy (and Kelley) had stunt doubles for TOS... so no big deal.

      On top of that, it was always quite rare for Spock to exert himself physically - and most of the time that he did, it was usually very understated moves because of his character's far greater than human strength. Mark Lenard played Sarek's "fight" scene in a similar way for that matter. Unless it was an all out brawl (Mirror, Mirror style), I think even Nimoy could handle it - without a stunt double.

      -Robert

    6. Re:Hmm. by YogSothoth · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hey Wombat,

            As far as I know, this is the scoop on the neck pinch ...

            It was invented for the episode "The Enemy Within" by Leonard Nimoy, who felt that Spock was too dignified to render someone unconscious by striking them over the head with the butt of a phaser.

      This comes from Memory Alpha but I recall reading the same explanation 20+ years ago so I think it's likely the correct one.

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    7. Re:Hmm. by Khaed · · Score: 1

      Actually, he thought it seemed kind of silly that a Vulcan would punch someone, given their calm demeanor. At least, that's what I recall him saying in I am Spock.

    8. Re:Hmm. by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

      If you smmmeeelllllll what the Spock is cooking!

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    9. Re:Hmm. by UserGoogol · · Score: 4, Funny

      They could make a movie about Moore's paradox, but I don't think they could.

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    10. Re:Hmm. by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      You'll need a spork but you'd have to get him to mate with a fork first.

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    11. Re:Hmm. by Omeger · · Score: 1

      Well, Trek has been in sore need of actual drama to support the action which goes on. Lately Trek either has really good drama which falls on its face because nothing happens, or a bunch of time travelling and blowing up with no explination behind it.

    12. Re:Hmm. by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because the Spock character was always about the awesome kung fu. To do him any other way would be a total betrayal...

    13. Re:Hmm. by steveha · · Score: 1

      I read the book The Making of Star Trek in the 70's and I remember reading about that. Nimoy wanted to invent something to make the Vulcans different, and he started working on hand gestures. The "live long and prosper" gesture came from this, as did the Vulcan habit of "kissing" by tapping fingers together (Spock's parents did this). And some script (I don't remember which one) called for Spock to knock someone out, and he came up with the neck pinch.

      I should re-read that book; I haven't read it in decades.

      steveha

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    14. Re:Hmm. by notnAP · · Score: 1
      Nimoy will come up with a bone-snapping Eyebrow Raise of Doom


      That's just abserd.

    15. Re:Hmm. by WombatDeath · · Score: 1

      Pffft, I try that excuse all the time. "What? I'm too dignified to wash the dishes!" It hasn't worked for me, and I'm damned if I'm going to let that Nimoy bastard get away with it.

    16. Re:Hmm. by McFortner · · Score: 1

      He's 76 years old. Kind of hard to do action scenes, ain't it? What will he be doing the whole movie? Debating Vulcan philosophy?

      Spock vs. Q, the Movie?

      McF
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    17. Re:Hmm. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      He's 76 years old. Kind of hard to do action scenes, ain't it?

      Two words: Stunt Men

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  6. The changes the movie will make. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "very substantial changes to the Trek lore in a way that is internally consistent with what went before, but opens up many more options for future franchise films or series"

    There will be a tachyon anomaly that will give all the old characters characteristics of the new actors that play them.

  7. Baseless speculation by Scholasticus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is just baseless speculation. It sounds like this guy just pulled the whole thing out of his bunghole. Then again I have to admit I've always hated AICN.

    1. Re:Baseless speculation by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      In the school of pulling things out of his bunghole, Moriarty is AICN's equivalent to the goatse.cx. guy.

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    2. Re:Baseless speculation by ajs · · Score: 1

      This is just baseless speculation. It sounds like this guy just pulled the whole thing out of his bunghole. They're right as often as they're wrong (that's the risk of trying to thread together rumors about an industry that specializes in misdirection), but if anyone knows this for sure, it's Moriarty. We'll see, I suppose. I'll be sure to submit a review to Slashdot when it comes out.

    3. Re:Baseless speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?! You mean Commissioner Gordon did NOT, in fact, have a BEER AND CHEET ON HIS WIFE? And Lando's dad was not named Grando Calrissian?

  8. Finally! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    An article that is definitely News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters.

    Cool.

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  9. I got nothing by sqrt(2) · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I've never seen star trek

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    1. Re:I got nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How irrational.

    2. Re:I got nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like some trekkies got mod points.

  10. Live long and prosper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because Vulcans take Centrum Verde!

  11. Time travel, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought this particular trope is what killed TNG and Enterprise among other Star Trek franchises. AICN and other associated media are simply hyping Abrams because he's the new hot writer and producer and directory on TV thinking it will invigorate the franchise.
    Abrams is simply doing a retread and once the dust settles people will go back to being tired of Roddenberry's creation.

    1. Re:Time travel, eh? by Original+Replica · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Abrams is simply doing a retread and once the dust settles people will go back to being tired of Roddenberry's creation.

      This is a complete retread, why bother? There is so much left unexplored in the Trek Universe, now if he was giving me the story of Kirk's younger brother, who rebelled and became a smuggler, then we might have something. Tell me the story of the people who aren't military officers, much loved by their quadrant spanning government.

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    2. Re:Time travel, eh? by Omeger · · Score: 1

      Actually, Kirk's brother Sam was killed in an episode of the original Star Trek.

    3. Re:Time travel, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Kirk's brother Sam was killed in an episode of the original Star Trek.

      Way to pick out the least important detail -- the specific relationship to previous characters -- of the suggestion: looking at the Trek universe from a different perspective than the one we've seen in the last 5 shows.

      Wouldn't it be fun to explore the galaxy from the POV of the Han Solos and Malcolm Reynoldses of the Trek universe? Or secret agents? Or private citizens with interesting lives?

    4. Re:Time travel, eh? by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      The speculated plot from the article does sound a heck of a lot like First Contact... so much so that I would be very surprised if it's correct. Abrams can come up with something a bit more original than that... can't he?

    5. Re:Time travel, eh? by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've definitely got something here.

      Roddenberry's dream was that in the future, humanity will be perfect. We'll all have worked out our differences, and there will be no crime, poverty or disease. In fact, there will be no money, because everyone will have whatever they need, thanks to replicator technology. All conflict must therefore come from encounters with alien species that aren't as evolved as we are.

      But that dream just doesn't fit reality. Looking back over the last several thousand years of recorded history, I've seen absolutely no indication that human nature has changed one bit. Sure, technology has changed a lot, but people are still people. The Bible is full of examples of kings committing atrocities, businessmen and religious leaders being asshats, hypocrisy, racism, corruption, greed, etc. etc. We still have these problems today, and we will still have these problems in the 24th century.

      Star Trek VI hinted that there are at least some humans who don't get along with everyone, and Deep Space Nine (created after Roddenberry's death) showed that greed still exists. I'd like to see that taken a few steps further.

      Step forward in time a generation or two after the return of Voyager. The Federation isn't operating efficiently, not everyone has access to everything they want, and advanced technology can't fix everyone's problems. Starfleet Command has appeared to be in great shape for a long time, but behind the scenes, things have been falling apart. Several of the outer planets have formed their own alliance and decided to secede from the Federation, which has led to civil war. Alliance spies have infiltrated Starfleet to gain military intelligence, and some members of the Federation Council are of the opinion that desperate times call for desperate measures.

      You could definitely come up with all kinds of interesting stories in that kind of environment. Plan a story arc, the way Babylon 5 was planned out. This has the disadvantage that viewers may get left out if they jump in in the middle of the series or miss a few episodes here and there, but the advantage that you can actually have character development and an overall plot! You still have to wrap up the main story in 42 minutes, but it frees you to move in new directions. What if the show was about the crew of the Enterprise G, but the captain and a few bridge crew members have personal ties with friends and family on Alliance worlds, and by the end of Season 1 they've decided the moral thing to do is to switch sides and turn against the Federation, helping to defend the freedom and liberty of the Alliance from the Federation oppressors?

      Surely there are some good science fiction writers out there who can come up with better plot ideas than I can. Paramount just has to be willing to turn over the reigns to somebody with real vision.

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    6. Re:Time travel, eh? by stevencbrown · · Score: 1

      I don't think citing Babylon 5 as a way to develop the arc is a good idea.

      There are severe problems with the way American TV is made (I'm not American, and I'm not American TV bashing, because so much of it is so far ahead of what we produce in the UK), but as an example, I only recently decided to watch Babylon 5, as I didn't watch it at the time.

      I thought it was superb. But the 5th series was garbage. IMHO. I then read up about the history of the show, and was annoyed to learn of the whole thing about it being canceled after series 4. A great show, with a well though through arc, had to rush to some half-arsed finish, because they though it would get binned.

      And that's the problem - you just can't think far enough ahead, because the ratings will drop, so anybody planning a 3/4 season arc has to make sure the ratings in the FIRST HALF of series 1 is interesting enough to justify even the first half of the season getting shown.

      Long term planing is just not possible.

    7. Re:Time travel, eh? by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      I would argue that particular problem isn't limited to American commercial TV, though. PBS, our publicly funded foundation, would also have trouble finding the money to keep a series going for 5 years. A 5 year story arc is /hard/ to find funding for. It's doubly difficult when you're doing it for a series that is at the cutting edge of special effects.

      For example, I've watched a fair sampling of what the BBC, ITN, and Channel 4 send across the Atlantic. I can't recall a single 5 year planning arc for any series that I've seen. The closest that I can come up with are the old Blackadder series, and in that case each year's plotline was completely self contained. Can you come up with any counter examples?

    8. Re:Time travel, eh? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Roddenberry's dream was that in the future, humanity will be perfect. We'll all have worked out our differences, and there will be no crime, poverty or disease. In fact, there will be no money, because everyone will have whatever they need, thanks to replicator technology. All conflict must therefore come from encounters with alien species that aren't as evolved as we are.

      But that dream just doesn't fit reality. Which would be why it's shown in the context of FTL space travel and teleportation.
      The idea is that if we can accomplish such great progress in technology, we can do the same in sociology.

      Looking back over the last several thousand years of recorded history, I've seen absolutely no indication that human nature has changed one bit. You're not looking hard enough.
      Before Zarathustra, emperors would raze villages they conquered. He introduced the idea of letting them live, helping them prosper, and taking a steady tax from them instead of pillaging once and burning the place down.
      And so humanity evolved one step further.
      Skip forward a few thousand years: The poor used be left to their own devices until the New Deal of the 20th Century. Widowed mothers could never have afforded to keep their sick child in an iron lung for months, but there are people alive and prosperous today because universal healthcare came along in the 60's (yes, the 60's in which Gene gave us a vision of a better future) and allowed the poor to survive polio. Medical progress coupled with social progress made the world a better place.

      A bright future of happy workaholics is possible, if we strive for it. And a dark future of religious fanaticism and selfish greed is possible... all that is necessary for that is for good men to do nothing.

      Deep Space Nine (created after Roddenberry's death) showed that greed still exists. Yes, the soulless crap they labelled "Star Trek" after Roddenberry's death were created out of greed and run by evil men.

      It has the copyrighted name of Star Trek, it has the copyrighted look of Star Trek, but it is not Star Trek.

      If you want a dark space adventure show, you have your Firefly, and your Galactica, and countless others. But for the love of all that is good, for crying out loud, don't pervert Star Trek, don't snuff out the only candle of hope.

      P.S. They did the same to Asimov's I Robot, those evil, greedy, Hollywood hacks.
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    9. Re:Time travel, eh? by stevencbrown · · Score: 1

      no, you do have a fair point about it not only being American TV. I'm not saying it could be done (or has been done) better elsewhere. I discounted making any comparisons with UK TV, as I think it's worse - in the UK, season are generally 6-8 episodes long, so long term planning is even worse!

      I think it's more that I find it frustrating when excellent shows with great production values (american TV shows look so much better than ones over here) get cancelled because they don't have blockbuster ratings from the off...

  12. I didn't RTFA, but.... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny
    I imagine it opens with Spock living a hermit life in a rude hut on a swamp planet... he will pass on his wisdom to some young padowan. (Maybe I am confusing franchises... let's go for the trifecta in the next sentence.)

    Hopefully it will not be a musical Aaaahhh!

    Although if Captain Kirk shows up, even properly aged, he can sing amusing songs, now and then.

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    1. Re:I didn't RTFA, but.... by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      And his good buddy Ben Folds on keyboard.

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    2. Re:I didn't RTFA, but.... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Forget Alien vs. Predator, here comes Spock vs. Yoda.
      Get ready to rumble!!!!

      I hear Joe Pesci will play Yoda.

    3. Re:I didn't RTFA, but.... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Ye gods! I never thought I'd be saying this, but, between the two, I'll say I prefer Shatner's singing!

  13. Star Trek 2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or would this be 3.0? I can certainly see an attempt at re-vitalizing star trek happening. It's also obvious that just another series isn't going to do it. Aside, it appears the studio has gone through a lot of trouble putting this movie together, I wouldn't be surprised if they had more than just making a single movie about a series that was over decades ago in mind.

  14. well by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    You can't exactly expect someone who isn't Roddenberry to be Roddenberry. Abrams will have his 5 minutes of fame here; but I really don't see his movie being a box office hit. Maybe it will have a strong opening day due to nostalgia; but other than that, it will flop if he's really changing things. I have over a year to tie the noose. Who else wants to be in the lynch mob?

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    1. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 nooses at least, for the heretic who killed off Data in Nemesis (choose : John Logan,Rick Berman,Brent Spiner)
      Arr,at noon they'd be hanging

    2. Re:well by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      Why wait that long? DAWN!

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    3. Re:well by chris411 · · Score: 1

      "Abrams will have his 5 minutes of fame here"

      5 minutes of fame? He's already famous for Alias and Lost, isn't he? Personally, I'm forever going to associate him with those shows.

    4. Re:well by ajs · · Score: 1

      You can't exactly expect someone who isn't Roddenberry to be Roddenberry. Abrams will have his 5 minutes of fame here; but I really don't see his movie being a box office hit. I think you're confused.

      You have some strange connection drawn between Star Trek and Gene Roddenberry. I appreciated his work on the original show, though I thought he stumbled when it came to ST:TMP and ST:TNG season one.... still he was a bright guy with excellent vision.

      But I'm not stupid enough to think my opinion counts when it comes to box office hits.

      Here are some stats for you:

      * 41 years ago, Star Trek first aired. Most people alive today were not alive to see it.
      * 20 years ago, Star Trek: The Next Generation first aired. There are people who have graduated from college who weren't born when it aired.
      * Gene Roddenberry died in 1991. If he died before you were born, you can learn to drive in some states.
      * Star Trek: Generations, the movie where Kirk died, was released in 1994, 13 years ago. If you watched it in High School, and thus your only real connection to Roddenberry's idea of Trek was an aging Shatner getting shot in a desert, then you're now in your mid-to-late 20s.

      Now, can we get past the idea that a Star Trek movie's success is going to rely on the opinions of people who know who Roddenberry was?
  15. Departing from canon -- good thing. by owlnation · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm fine with JJ blowing the canon open. Caveat: I'm not a Trek fan.

    I appreciate that die hard fans will be upset by that, however my feeling is that Star Trek has basically had about 12 plot lines that have essentially been recycled in various guises throughout all the seasons. They've finally flogged that deceased horse one too many times.

    The fundamental issues I see is the utopian nature of the universe Roddenberry created. Ignoring the probability or possibility of human nature being so utterly warped into an utopia (I personally can't suspend my disbelief that far), as a basis for a TV or movie it's all very nice and all, but it makes for dull writing and little drama.

    You're left with creating drama by have characters behave out of character by alien possession or secret starfleet order etc etc etc. Or time travel (which is a clichéd story, almost always in any medium - paradox, protect timeline, yawn blah blah, seen it a thousand times)

    No, Star Trek needs its ass kicked. I'm not entirely sure that JJ Abrams is the best guy to do that, but he's probably better than anyone who's been in charge of that franchise for the past 20 years.

    1. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Star Treck needs to spice things up. A lesbian affair of some sort with full sidal nudity, some tentacle monster having its way with a few crewmen, a gay marriage to a robot, perhaps?

      Are you people writing this down? It's gold I tells you.

    2. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except if you're going to do a Star Trek movie that's not cannon, why not go all out and I don't know... maybe make something original? Maybe instead of beating the dead Star Trek horse, make up your own cannon?

      Yeah, I know it's Hollywood and originality is too much to expect. :/

    3. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      I'm fine with JJ blowing the canon open. Caveat: I'm not a Trek fan.

      I appreciate that die hard fans will be upset by that, however my feeling is that Star Trek has basically had about 12 plot lines that have essentially been recycled in various guises throughout all the seasons. They've finally flogged that deceased horse one too many times.


      If you are not a fan, why did you watch so much of it that you were able to discern the 12 typical plotlines? I don't watch shows that I don't enjoy, at least not more than a couple eps.

      The fundamental issues I see is the utopian nature of the universe Roddenberry created. Ignoring the probability or possibility of human nature being so utterly warped into an utopia (I personally can't suspend my disbelief that far), as a basis for a TV or movie it's all very nice and all, but it makes for dull writing and little drama.

      You're left with creating drama by have characters behave out of character by alien possession or secret starfleet order etc etc etc. Or time travel (which is a clichéd story, almost always in any medium - paradox, protect timeline, yawn blah blah, seen it a thousand times)


      The Star Trek universe is vast. Some of the societies in it could be called utopias, but certainly not all. Is the Klingon Empire any sort of utopia? Sure, the people of Earth don't war with each other, are not racist, and don't need to carry cash on them. But given that a ton of hostiles are out there, it's hard to see how it can be called a universe free from conflict.

      I agree with you that the whole alien possession plot has been done to death, but that's not the same as saying that the whole Trek universe needs to be burned to the ground. Abrams just needs to be creative and original, and most importantly, tell a story that is for some reason compelling. He's been able to do that in the past with some success.

      No, Star Trek needs its ass kicked. I'm not entirely sure that JJ Abrams is the best guy to do that, but he's probably better than anyone who's been in charge of that franchise for the past 20 years.

      To me, it's pretty easy to say that the universe should get it's ass kicked... it's a lot harder to actually make specific suggestions on ways to tell a great story in the Star Trek universe. All that you've come up with is to avoid the major cliches... fair enough, and I agree.

      Now, does anyone have an actual idea? Let's hope Abrams does. That's why they pay him the big bucks, right?

      To me, the Batman folks did this the right way. They updated the look of the characters, without totally betraying the original source material. They managed to tell a sophisticated story with a theme that feels relevant to today's society, and they treated the subject matter seriously - don't go "campy", whatever you do.

    4. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by lav-chan · · Score: 1

      Sure, the people of Earth don't war with each other, are not racist, and don't need to carry cash on them.

      I just have to say, this part is pretty hilarious. I love Star Trek but a lot of the shit the characters say is just unbelievably racist. If some of the off-colour remarks made by even the supposedly moral up-standing Starfleet officers were about 'blacks' or 'Mexicans' instead of 'Klingons' or 'Vulcans', the series would have been booed off the air. And let's not forget that there are apparently no gay people at all in the future and sexism is still going pretty strong too (and i don't just mean in TOS).

      For all the intended utopianism in Star Trek it really is kind of disappointing how most of the characters behave.

    5. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      The racism is (as far as I know) always portrayed as wrong. Mile's problem with the Romulans, or the TNG episode about the "seeders" of life in the galaxy come to mind as great examples. The opinions of the officers when racist, are almost always shown in the course of the episodes to be wrong. Sure, the show isn't perfect, but particularly the original series was utterly groundbreaking in that area, and to pretend otherwise is foolish. Also AFAIK the first lesbian on screen kiss in scifi television was in DS9 (Jadzia and her former paramour - this is something that B5, for all it's incredibleness, never did)...

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    6. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point of most of these episodes where this kind of "racism" was portrayed.

      Most racism is really an outward expression of trying to cope with clashes of multiple cultures (aka "blacks" or "Mexicans") that have different world views and internal value systems.

      By presuming that mankind has figured out how to resolve the issues between the various races (hence the mixed race crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise-- both TOS and TNG), they are in turn confronted with further expansions of the definition to even understand what it means to be a bigot, or why being a racist is not necessarily a desirable attribute.

      Some of the episodes that dealt with establishing the "citizenship" of Data, the ability of Data to "reproduce" (particularly the episode "Lil" and Data's daughter), and other similar questions do a fantastic job of exploring these questions... and even exploring what it means to even be "human".

      Another classic example that I loved about particularly TNG and DN9 episodes is the exploration of Kahless (sp?) and the messianic concepts of religion that were pulled away from discussions of Jerusalem and the Middle East. Instead of talking about Jesus and dealing with Earth religions, bringing in religious concepts from a Klingon culture and discussing how a largely atheistic culture (the Federation doesn't appear to have $any strong religion) can express tolerance towards a strongly religious culture (aka the Klingons) is IMHO something incredible.

      In short, it could even be argued that nearly the entire series is about race relations in a context that goes well beyond what continent that your ancestors are from and nearly the entire series portrays that even the planet you were born upon is irrelevant to your value you can provide to the much larger society as a whole. And furthermore each culture and philosophy can add flavor and spice to the community that would actually weaken society as a whole if it were missing. This is one of the philosophical concepts that Gene Roddenberry put into the series that has given Star Trek its appeal over other SciFi universes, and makes people want to come back for more.

      Keep in mind that the original TV series first aired in the 1960's, when Jim Crow laws still existed in the USA and it wasn't even a thought for South Africa to get rid of Apartheid. Even having a mixed race cast at all was considered a bold move for any TV network executives.... and mixed race usually meant that a token black person was in the cast. Star Trek went well beyond that.

    7. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by lav-chan · · Score: 1

      The racism is (as far as I know) always portrayed as wrong. Mile's problem with the Romulans, or the TNG episode about the "seeders" of life in the galaxy come to mind as great examples. The opinions of the officers when racist, are almost always shown in the course of the episodes to be wrong.

      There are cases where very overt racism is shown to be wrong, yes, but i'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the off-hand remarks that almost every single character in the series makes about the different races. Characters frequently make generalisations about entire species as if every single member of that race acts exactly the same. We are clearly meant to take most of these references humorously or even factually, because the show actually depicts almost every race besides humans as being a more-or-less homogeneous mass of clones, all with the same exact culture and language and traits.

      One of the most obvious portrayals of racism in Star Trek, i thought, was the way many of the characters on Voyager treated B'Elanna. The crew was constantly making reference to her 'Klingon side' in spite of the fact that she was clearly uncomfortable about it. If they had been making the same kind of references to a mixed-race human about their 'black side' it would have been viewed as outrageous.

      Sure, the show isn't perfect, but particularly the original series was utterly groundbreaking in that area, and to pretend otherwise is foolish.

      It was ground-breaking in the area of racism within the human species during the '60s, sure. But in the context of the fictional alien races in the show its portrayal was pretty much exactly the same as the later series, i.e., not great.

      Also AFAIK the first lesbian on screen kiss in scifi television was in DS9 (Jadzia and her former paramour

      I think a 'lesbian kiss' requires that the kissers actually be lesbians, which Jadzia and her ex were definitely not. DS9 did have a little gay/bi love going on in the 'mirror universe', but it wasn't really explored and i don't consider it a favourable depiction anyway since it was pretty much just used to emphasise the mirror characters' 'otherness'.

    8. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The fundamental issues I see is the utopian nature of the universe Roddenberry created. Ignoring the probability or possibility of human nature being so utterly warped into an utopia (I personally can't suspend my disbelief that far), as a basis for a TV or movie it's all very nice and all, but it makes for dull writing and little drama. Dull writing and no drama, huh? That must be why fans were so passionate about it that they forced it back to life after people like you at the network had it canceled. The dullness and lack of drama was what motivated the letter writing campaign that got the first shuttle prototype named after the show's ship.

      Yeah, Gene sure didn't know what the hell he was doing, just look at how his creation slipped into the dark forgotten pit of TV history.
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    9. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by epine · · Score: 1


      Regardless of what JJ accomplishes with this movie, it will take him his entire future life to redeem himself for the two hours I spent stuck on a airplane watching Regarding Henry. That movie was a study in cynicism: his own, regarding his audience. It does sound like a good formula, though. A mature, polished JJ pitted against the cultural icon of dorky fan-bases: Trekkies. Can the good gollum prevail over the bad gollum? "We hates them, we hates them. Filthy Trekkies." No, I think not.

    10. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm fine with JJ blowing the canon open. Caveat: I'm not a Trek fan."

      I hope that JJ makes the movie more like Verhoven's "Starship Troopers". The Star Trek universe always seemed to me to be a fascist one, where humans are ruled by a world government seeking out new enemies (xenos if you will) to justify their military and iron gripe on mankind. Crime is non-existant coz the government controlled media does not report it, and the "criminals" are sent to penal colonies to be "re-educated"

    11. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen Regarding Henry, mostly because it looked so stupid in the commercial.

      That said, it's hardly proof that the new movie will suck. Hopefully people don't judge you primarily on work that you did 16 years ago, but rather weight the more recent stuff more heavily.

    12. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      And let's not forget that there are apparently no gay people at all in the future...

      Oh yeah?

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    13. Re:Departing from canon -- good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he's scottish.

  16. Oh good grief no. by AJWM · · Score: 1

    This has to mean there's more time travel. They should have renamed the franchise "Time Trek". Let me guess, old Spock travels the to past, ie the era in which the film is set, and does something that (supposedly) ties up assorted loose plot ends. Sigh.

    (Mind, I've got nothing against a good time travel yarn. Operative word being "good".)

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    1. Re:Oh good grief no. by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      This has to mean there's more time travel. They should have renamed the franchise "Time Trek". Let me guess, old Spock travels the to past, ie the era in which the film is set, and does something that (supposedly) ties up assorted loose plot ends. Sigh. (Mind, I've got nothing against a good time travel yarn. Operative word being "good".)

      Yes, it has to mean more time travel, in the same sense that it has to mean that this is finally the Trek where Spock will pull out his pointy Vulcan member and make tender love to Kirk. Which is to say, it doesn't have to mean that at all.

      This is just speculation. It doesn't have to mean squat. So please, don't sigh yet. There's nothing to sigh about... yet.

      That said, if it is a lame time travel plot, I'll be sighing and crying right along with you. I also agree that not all time travel plots are lame. First Contact was one of my favorite Trek movies, and so was The Voyage Home. But I have a hard time seeing how a time travel plot will seem anything but tiresome. As others have pointed out, it's usually the same - timeline is polluted, and our heroes have to put it right.

      The reason that it worked for me in First Contact is the fact that the movie was so well done that I was able to overlook the somewhat trite main plot. The borg queen was a great villain, the comedic moments worked, without being obtrusive, and the action sequences were fun.

      Compare that to Nemesis... I didn't really buy the main villain, the action sequences felt over-blown and didn't seem to flow as part of the plot, and there was little humor.

  17. Nimoy may be the star... by newgalactic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...wasn't he always?

  18. Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by WombatControl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Frankly, the biggest problem the Star Trek franchise has is its own fans.

    There's a big difference between being respectful of a story and hamstringing yourself to meet some fanboy's idea of "canon." There are long and drawn-out discussions all the time in Trek fandom about how this one inconsequential element of some story doesn't mesh with years of backstory which is itself internally inconsistent. They can't seem to let go of these whiny nitpicks.

    Look at the new Battlestar Galactica -- Ronald D. Moore took the old BSG "canon" and completely ignored it. He realized that from a storytelling standpoint it would be too limiting to bother sticking with the old story -- after the destruction of nearly every human being, going to a "casino planet" is a betrayal of what could be an incredible storyline. RDM took the essence of what BSG was -- humanity is on the run against an insidious and implacable enemy and reduced it to its essentials. The result is infinitely better than what came before.

    I hope J.J. Abrams has the pure chutzpah to do just that with Star Trek. Reinvent the franchise. Give it new life. Change things around and craft a story that can attract a new generation of fans rather than appealing to the people who spend all their life studying the minutiae of the shows.

    At its core, Star Trek is Horatio Hornblower in space -- a valiant young captain and his intrepid crew going out an exploring a new frontier. The new film should be true to that spirit, but if J.J. Abrams just sticks to what comes before, he's passing up on an artistic opportunity.

    I've been a fan of Star Trek all my life, but the franchise grew stale and repetitive. This is the chance to give it new life, and in order to do that J.J. Abrams will have to royally piss off a lot of Star Trek fans who indignantly demand that the series match their vision of what Star Trek should be. If he does it right, a whole lot of Trekkers will be calling for his head, but the franchise will (dare I say it), live long and prosper after years of neglect.

    1. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like your way better, but then why would older Spock even be in the movie? I liked BSG but couldn't stand the quasi mysticism, especially when they forgot one of the golden rules of sci-fi: don't f* with time travel/predicting the future. That is unless you've got some really good reason for doing so (see Philip K. Dick).

      Anyway, point is I could go for a brand new Star Trek. The idea is genius, as shown by the success of the first 2 shows. Aside, aren't remakes all the rage in Hollywood anyway?

    2. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by localman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was never a huge Star Trek fan, so perhaps my opinion is worthless, but I really liked the proposed reboot of the Star Trek universe that Straczynski and Zabel envisioned, and wrote a treatment for. I think it's worth a read and consideration.

      Cheers.

    3. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Eh, I think that's still just a rehash of the series. They have some valid points, but fail to address the serious issue with the Trek universe.

      And that issue is this; We geeks like our stories. Love them, actually. The longer and deeper it is, the more we eat it up. Which is why a story like DS9 took off, and why a shallow plot like Voyager failed ( well, characters help tank that one too ). I've actually thought a lot about this, and yes I realize that classifies me as GEEEK. I'm ok with that. Trek has a very good base, a lot of potential. But they never actually realize it. Here's how I would have done it;

      Remember in TNG, when the borg were about to consume Earth? I would have used that finally to end the series. Several seasons worth of fighting leading up to the loss of Earth, the center of the Federation. From this, i would have spawned a new series focusing mainly on Riker, the other members of the Enterprise and indeed the Federation being spread to the winds after the Borg core them. It would have been focused on trying to stay alive initially, and while the show would never really lose that flavor, it would grow to focus on Riker's mission to drive the Borg from Earth and save what life he could. Given what he's up against, we could take on a dirtier, more grungy atmosphere. Startfleet crews doing whatever they had to to survive, whatever ships are left over going rogue, that kind of thing. We finally FINALLY get to see the seedy underside of humanity in the future, down to them fighting like animals at times for precious few resources ( I'd dig the irony of a huge starship battle over a minuscule amount of water ). A chance to FULLY explore the star trek universe, not just the sunshine and flowers version of it.

      I'd have Riker grow cold and somewhat evil ( and if that means Troi has to bite it, so be it. Possibly in the first episode ), to the point where the viewer isn't really voting for the protagonist. As he gets closer and closer to his goal, he becomes more and more focused until that's all he sees. Finally, in the finale of the series, he wins back Earth and saves it's people, but only by sacrificing himself to do it.

      Jean-luc could live or die, it'd be up to the plot.

      Anyway, that's the idea I had. I think it would have been an awesome series to watch.

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    4. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by localman · · Score: 1

      Interesting... that's really a different show that you're describing. Maybe a good one, but not very Star Trek like. Still, give it a spin if you're ever on the business end of a camera ;)

      Cheers.

    5. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by Clock+Nova · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, I think all of that actually happened. Or perhaps you knew that and were directly referencing the TNG episode "Parallels." (God, I sound like a geek. Wait a minute. . .)

      Remember the evil, hairy Riker who tries to blow up Worf's shuttle before he can pass through the temporal anomaly? What you described sounds exactly like what he went through. Would have been cool to actually see the events that drove him to that end.

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    6. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, I think all of that actually happened. Or perhaps you knew that and were directly referencing the TNG episode "Parallels." (God, I sound like a geek. Wait a minute. . .)

      Remember the evil, hairy Riker who tries to blow up Worf's shuttle before he can pass through the temporal anomaly? What you described sounds exactly like what he went through. Would have been cool to actually see the events that drove him to that end.


      Which is exactly what got me started thinking. Deep down, I am an optimist, so the "good guy" always has to win, but there's a price for everything. The irony of Riker getting the one thing in the universe that he wanted only be denying himself that one thing ( ie: death ) amuses me to no end .

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    7. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      ...if that means Troi has to bite it, so be it. Possibly in the first episode

      "I'm sensing... great hostility!"

    8. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by computerman413 · · Score: 2, Informative

      From what I understand, Roddenberry had an idea for a Star Trek series that involved blowing up the Federation, and an attempt to rebuild it. It was nixed, as executives didn't want to blow up the Star Trek franchise. So about 7 years ago, somebody took the idea, crossed out "Federation" and wrote "Commonwealth" instead, and called it Andromeda. Except for the last season, I thought it was pretty good.

    9. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by istewart · · Score: 1

      The idea that Straczynski's pitch goes off of, searching for the "progenitor race" or what have you, is ripped straight from the TNG episode "The Chase" anyway. I think that idea has a lot of potential, but there'd be no reason to shoehorn it into a TOS reboot other than the writers having an irrational hard-on for the TOS characters or being too lazy to come up with new characters.

    10. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 3, Informative

      Having read that pitch, it seems that Straczynski returned the favor (from Ron Moore and the DS9 staff stealing the Babylon 5 premise) and ripped off Ron Moore's BSG reimagining. The document is dated 2004, one year after the BSG miniseries and the same year BSG started running on Sky in the UK, and among other things, it suggests making Scotty a woman!

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    11. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Wasn't Andromeda a Canadian-produced thing though?

    12. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Frankly, the biggest problem the Star Trek franchise has is its own fans. There's a big difference between being respectful of a story and hamstringing yourself to meet some fanboy's idea of "canon." There are long and drawn-out discussions all the time in Trek fandom about how this one inconsequential element of some story doesn't mesh with years of backstory which is itself internally inconsistent. They can't seem to let go of these whiny nitpicks."
      May be a troll, but I'll bite.

      Star Trek isn't BSG. I like BSG, but Star Trek isn't it. It's also not Star Wars (thank goodness). Star Trek is the most true to being a geek scifi, rather than a Kung-Fu/Military Drama/Pirate show with a scifi theme. What comes with that territory is a strong desire for consistency and depth.

      Of all TV, Star Trek is almost undebatably the most deep. From a character's favorite brand of coffee to the names of far off foreign dignitaries, it's more likely than not that it's been defined in Star Trek. As far as consistency, that's a little more troublesome, but at least it's generally been treated as important.

      Throwing away all that basically throws away what Star Trek is. What about it is really interesting other than it's back story? If you want to remove all of that, just make another god-damn scifi, you may as well, since all you'd be left with is the name.

      Look at the new Battlestar Galactica -- Ronald D. Moore took the old BSG "canon" and completely ignored it. He realized that from a storytelling standpoint it would be too limiting to bother sticking with the old story -- after the destruction of nearly every human being, going to a "casino planet" is a betrayal of what could be an incredible storyline. RDM took the essence of what BSG was -- humanity is on the run against an insidious and implacable enemy and reduced it to its essentials. The result is infinitely better than what came before.
      As I said above, ST isn't BSG. There wasn't much to keep from the first BSG, there would have been absolutely no point to carrying over the canon from it. It would have also tied it to a rather cliche and badly aged scifi. Restarting it was great, but you really can't think this would be good for Star Trek.

      I hope J.J. Abrams has the pure chutzpah to do just that with Star Trek. Reinvent the franchise. Give it new life. Change things around and craft a story that can attract a new generation of fans rather than appealing to the people who spend all their life studying the minutiae of the shows.
      You mean, exactly like Enterprise? They even had nude Vulcans, black ops and sports! Sorry, no. It failed for a reason: if you don't like Star Trek, it's not for you. No amount of 'reboots' can make it for you. Trying to sell it to the masses just annoys the hardcore fans and causes a tank like Ent.

      Is it any wonder that Ent is said to have gotten better near the end, when it went back to the old DS9/TNG type story lines, that had a meaning in the canon? Had it been that way from the start, it may still exist today.
    13. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      I basically agree with you. I'd rather that they just "reboot" the thing, and then we won't have to concern ourselves with what went before. It worked well for Batman and James Bond, and Kirk is essentially just such a character.

      The problem here is that Nimoy is in it, and maybe the Shat too. I want them both to be in it. The idea appeals to me. So how to do we both reboot, and also have them in it?

      It's not impossible. They could still portray elderly versions of the two main characters, but simply from a different continuity.

      I agree that many fans seem to be dying to pick this thing apart based on the most scant of all evidence - internet speculation. How about we all chill out, and wait until we've seen the movie to start hating it? Or at the very least until we have a few confirmed plot details.

    14. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by chromatic · · Score: 1

      Of all TV, Star Trek is almost undebatably the most deep.

      By "almost" you mean "not at all", right?

    15. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by master_p · · Score: 1

      The result is infinitely better than what came before

      The result is infinitely more stupid than what came before. Human descendants wearing ties and suits, having a president, worrying about terrorism, using hand guns, pistols and rifles, etc? yeah, right. Humans made advanced cyborgs, the Cylons, but they couldn't get a descent ray gun even if their life depended on it...infinitely better my a$$...at least the original Starbuck was THE character.

      Reinvent the franchise. Give it new life. Change things around and craft a story that can attract a new generation of fans rather than appealing to the people who spend all their life studying the minutiae of the shows.

      And of course, this has to be done with planets being destroyed, political intrigue, war, and a love story in the middle, right? right? well, let me tell you a secret: we, the fans, do not want to see war melodramas. We want to see space mysteries. It's a voyage in the stars, not a retelling of WWII with different people.

      I've been a fan of Star Trek all my life, but the franchise grew stale and repetitive.

      It got stale and repetitive because, instead of seeing new mysteries every week, we got the same tired formula of one people vs another people. With 200 billion stars in this galaxy alone, the writers could give us something better...at least with TNG and VOY we got to see some space mysteries never seen before in other sci-fi series.

      I hope J.J. Abrams has the pure chutzpah

      Are you of Jewish origin? isn't the word 'chutzpah' Jewish? isn't JJ Abrams of Jewish origin? isn't Nimoy of Jewish origin?

      Assuming your origin does not influence your judgment, TNG was the biggest success of all Star Trek exactly because it was a utopia, a bright future, a cerebral existence. You want to show something different? take this real dark and grim world and turn it into a Utopia...a place with true equality, true democracy, no nepotism, no imperialism, etc. And then write stories that tell you how we got there, how we can achieve it, how we got over our differences, how we can maintain it, what technology can do for us, and analyse everything in the context of a bright future that humanity can achieve. Now that's something interesting, not the next war!

      Rodenberry has understood the above, and while he was alive, Trek would never be just another series filled with death, sex and violence...

    16. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the new Battlestar Galactica -- Ronald D. Moore took the old BSG "canon" and completely ignored it. He realized that from a storytelling standpoint it would be too limiting to bother sticking with the old story -- after the destruction of nearly every human being, going to a "casino planet" is a betrayal of what could be an incredible storyline. RDM took the essence of what BSG was -- humanity is on the run against an insidious and implacable enemy and reduced it to its essentials. The result is infinitely better than what came before.


      I can't look at it. Believe me, I tried, but the contrived "powerful" female characters were just so unnatural, forced and insulting to both sexes, I just could not watch it, it was too painful and awkward.

      I'm all for empowered female characters in Sci-Fi, but good ones that have a natural feel. Powerful female characters contrived out of some misguided sense of political correctness are just so obvious and extremely detrimental to the story writing and casting.

      The fact that virtually no one sees this is the even more disturbing part of the whole issue for me.

      Perhaps a few Trek examples might be good to illustrate the point...
      Reasonable and believable empowered female characters:
      -Kathryn Janeway
      -Tasha Yar
      -Beverly Crusher
      Totally contrived and insulting characters:
      -B'elanna Torres
      -Kira Nerys

      Granted, the examples given are biased in the trek world as the ones I dislike are alien and the ones I like are human, so perhaps that is the intention.

      Contrast the female character development between BSG and Firefly and you'll see what I'm getting at. Firefly's female characters are believably strong.

      Regardless, I found the new Battlestar Galactica unwatchable due to the in-your-face political correctness and oversexed plot. I'm sure I am not the only one.
    17. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by toriver · · Score: 1

      Except that would be Battlestar Galactica with Borg in place of the Cylons...

    18. Re:Burying Itself In Its Own Plot by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Except that would be Battlestar Galactica with Borg in place of the Cylons...

      Well yes, sorta. Believe it or not, there was more of a centralized organization in BG than I would like in my revision of ST. I'm thinking a mix of the maque along with a generous helping of survival. Society in the ST universe is, for almost all of the average people, a paradise. Utopia, for lack of a better word. While that may be the goal, it's boring from a TV standpoint. There's no real pressing problem for the human race, they've mastered everything.

      In my version, there is a very pressing problem for most of the human race. That problem of course being that they are borg. I mean I'd start the first show off from where the borg take over the earth ( except in my version, Riker doesn't blow up the ship; Data's attempt to put the Borg to sleep fails ), and it'd just go down hill from there for the first few seasons. There'd be a mutiny ( guess who ), and the crew wouldn't even know it's possible to save those already assimilated until the end of season two, where we'd start heading on an emotional upswing again.

      That's how I'd do it, but then I'm somewhat obsessed with this idea ( in case you missed it ) :D.

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  19. Young Spock is only 30 by Nymz · · Score: 1

    He's 76 years old. Kind of hard to do action scenes, ain't it? What will he be doing the whole movie? Debating Vulcan philosophy?
    I imagine Zachary Quinto will be doing the heavy lifting... or is that neck pinching?
  20. Worst episode in season three by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's crap, Jim, but not as we know it.

    1. Re:Worst episode in season three by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's not crap until Ben Affleck stars as Kirk.

      Pardon me, I must go now and wash my tongue out with acid. Eeuuuu. Eeeeuuu. Eeeeuuu. And yet, the thought both tantalizes and repulses. Fascinating.

    2. Re:Worst episode in season three by aevan · · Score: 1

      Umm...you're talking about the acid being tantalising, right? *just making sure*

    3. Re:Worst episode in season three by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me go watch Daredevil one more time, and then get back to you on that.

  21. A reboot for the best by CharonX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Startrek has a problem. Wait, before you gather your torches and pitchforks hear me out.
    The problem is: Startrek is really old. That is not said that it is bad - I quite enjoyed TOS when it ran on TV, and I rather liked most of the "sequels" (like TNG, DS9, Voyager, etc.) to a certain degree. I loved the movies. But Startrek, or rather the Startrek universe has become the equivalent of really old code. The kind of code that was written when C was at it's peak and because the application was good and functional it just has been extended and rewritten over the time. And now you are standing in from of 50k lines of code, some in C, some in C++, some ported from C to C++, all written by several dozens of different editors (with different styles and paradigms) with over the last two decades. And someone had the bright idea to use assembler to squeeze some out some MS from an inner loop. Short, a demonic cross between a patchwork quilt made from used yarn and spaghetti-code. And now you are supposed to implement that new shining feature - without breaking anything.
    The Startrek universe is riddled with minor and major plotholes and inconsistencies. Of course, many of the got patched and re-patched when the popped up, but every time a new story is added to the canon some more or less obscure fact will exist to prove the inverse. Of course, the tools to patch them up exist - including the dreaded RETCON - but still there is too much too contradictory information.
    So what would you, the programmer do, if faced with the demonic code mentioned earlier and the prospect of managing it for the next forseeable future. Use the well-know way and write on or be bold and pull the plug and start from (almost) scratch?

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    1. Re:A reboot for the best by Chairboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      After navigating your somewhat tortuous text, much of which involves a series of unconnected programming metaphors, I'm left to ask the following:

      Are you, perchance, a Perl programmer?

    2. Re:A reboot for the best by CharonX · · Score: 1

      Hehe, well, a good author uses every means necessary to convey his message. I feel packing my message about patchwork and spaghetti-code like this really created the right atmosphere ;)
      (hmmm... I guess this is the equivalent of "let's try this... *boom*... I meant to do that")

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    3. Re:A reboot for the best by mce · · Score: 1

      He must be, given that he thinks that 50K lines is a lot.

    4. Re:A reboot for the best by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      the Startrek universe has become the equivalent of really old code.... all written by several dozens of different editors (with different styles and paradigms) with over the last two decades.... demonic cross between a patchwork quilt made from used yarn and spaghetti-code.

      Yes, but there is something bold and timeless about Klingon COBOL


          INCREMENT DEATHS BY ONE.
          RESTORE HONOR TO BROTHER.
          INCREMENT DEATHS BY TWO.
          RESTORE HONOR TO FATHER.
          INCREMENT DEATHS BY TEN.
          RESTORE HONOR TO FAMILY.
          REPEAT DEATHS
                UNTIL HONOR-COVERS-PLANET.

    5. Re:A reboot for the best by master_p · · Score: 1

      So what would you, the programmer do, if faced with the demonic code mentioned earlier and the prospect of managing it for the next forseeable future. Use the well-know way and write on or be bold and pull the plug and start from (almost) scratch?

      I would continue the story into the 25th century, showing a new USS Enterprise in a mission to explore the rest of the galaxy, sent by the United Federation of Planets. I would put the Klingons, the Romulans and the Cardassians in the Federation as well, so as that new races would come into focus. I would not update the technology, as the story would be a few years after Voyager. I would continue the story of Utopia of Rodenberry, and the series would be focused on exploration, primarily of space, and then of characters.

      If you find it boring, then go watch other things, with death, war, murders and intrigue in it. We Star Trek fans don't want any of that.

    6. Re:A reboot for the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what would you, the programmer do, if faced with the demonic code mentioned earlier and the prospect of managing it for the next forseeable future. Use the well-know way and write on or be bold and pull the plug and start from (almost) scratch?

      Starting from scratch, eh? That didn't go so well when Netscape tried it a few years back. It's not clear to me that throwing away all the nostalgia surrounding Star Trek is such a great idea. That stuff that you find so constricting also acts as a buffer and buys you so time to get the new stuff firing on all cylinders.

    7. Re:A reboot for the best by phaggood · · Score: 1

      > The Startrek universe is riddled with minor and major plotholes and inconsistencies.

      So is the Bible, yet about a billion folk still find the core message to be of some value - tho I'm not sure I believe more than half that many people have actually *read* the thing..

  22. WhoCares? by ChrTssu · · Score: 1

    Honestly, and I've been following this kind of crap my whole life (30 + yrs.), so please don't take this the wrong way. But we, as a few of the better minds around, should have something better to do with our time. Do what we can with the limited resources we have to make this a better world. Don't screw around with this garbage YET AGAIN. We've been over this fantasy shit over and over and over. We have more important and complex issues to occupy ourselves. /plea

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    1. Re:WhoCares? by Clock+Nova · · Score: 1

      You're no fun.

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    2. Re:WhoCares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you know that it's more important to do the right
      thing than to do things right? Strategy is vastly more
      important than tactics? If you're not going in the right
      direction, it doesn't matter how fast you get there?

      Making sure you are doing the right thing requires
      creative thinking, and lots of it. Creativity does
      not arise from mundane work-a-day working all
      time, burying yourself in the woes of the world all
      the time.

      Keeping creative minds limber needs more than just
      real world stimulation; science fiction and fantasy
      are a good way to help out.

      Don't be a muggle! (to infringe on another franchise).

    3. Re:WhoCares? by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      Sorry we all held a gun to your head and forced you to participate... I promise I'll stop.

      You're totally correct - leisure pursuits, especially those that have to do with fantasy realms, are totally... illogical. I'm going to go teach a kid to read, while planting a tree at the same time.

      Don't let me catch you anywhere near that Xbox, ok? That would make you a hypocrite. And you're not that, right? You're a grown man of 30 plus, with very important things to do! Like bitch on the internets!

    4. Re:WhoCares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have more important and complex issues to occupy ourselves.
      Like Slashdot?
  23. spock == olivaw by bugi · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that Spock will become the new R. Daneel Olivaw? babysitting the galaxy until in grows up enough to get by without him?

  24. You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by khasim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yep, they worked well together and gave that series most of its charm.

    But they aren't required for a "Star Trek" episode or movie or series.

    There is so much material out there. Why don't any of the "writers" use it? Look at what most people consider the "best" Star Trek movie. You know which it was. And it was written with the restriction of being based off of a single episode.

    Why does it always come back to getting the original cast into the "new" material? I'm sure that people here can come up with ten different, decent concepts that do NOT involve any of the established characters or contravene established canon. Why can't the writers do that?

    1. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because no one would care. TNG was new and exciting, and DS9 was great for those who got into it, but the popularity and quality of series diminished from then on every time they introduced a new set of characters in a new setting. It's too bad because I would like Star Trek to be more flexible a concept, but in terms of marketability and not sucking, it's best to stick with established settings and characters.

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    2. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by tyrione · · Score: 1
      If you're referring to Star Trek II, The Wrath of Khan as the best movie from a single episode it still required the original cast.

      Of course, I dug the crap out of NextGenron as we called it. Great cast and crew.

      The fact Vulcans can live several centuries makes it quite easy for TNG crew or an amalgamation of TNG and beyond to be in a new Star Trek motion picture with Leonard Nimoy.

    3. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alright, lemme get this straight. The Next Generation had new characters and concepts and was pretty cool. Deep Space Nine had new characters and concepts and was pretty cool. Voyager had new characters and concepts, and violently sucked like some kind of freaky nuclear powered hoover. Enterprise had new characters and concepts and was (IMO) okay.

      So... somehow in your estimation, the abject fucking shittiness of Voyager was due to the new characters and concepts? Come again? Isn't it more likely due to, I dunno, shit writing and producers who couldn't be bothered to give a fuck?

      At the very best, you've got a 50% correlation between new characters/concepts and sucking. The things that get modded informative these days...

    4. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      Nah... VI was better.

    5. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think the abject fucking shittiness of Voyager was due to the new characters and concepts absolutely sucking in execution.

      Don't get me wrong, the concept was good. Hell, I'll go so far as to say the concept was great. But the results fell really fucking flat. Janeway was one of the most boring captains ever. I mean, let's face it... in TNG, there were probably more episodes that focused on Riker then Picard, but Picard was still interesting as a character. Janeway? Booooooring. Tom Paris? Booooooring. Chakotay? Okay, there was potential there, but it was lost. Harry Kim? Again, potential, but it was lost. Neelix? Tell me I'm not the only /.er who wanted to strangle the character....

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    6. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by toriver · · Score: 1

      The best character in Voyager was the holographic doctor, though he got some of his best lines in the First Contact movie, where he is asked to delay some of the Borg coming through a doorway after Picard. "I am a doctor, not a doorstop!"

    7. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by slipangle · · Score: 1

      I would have rather pushed him out an airlock. Why do they have to have a "clown" character? Voyager had Neelix; DS9 had Quark; Enterprise sort of had Dr. whats-his-face (who sometimes comes off as intelligent.) Granted none of these were the abomination that is Jar-Jar Binks. Real science fiction has no clowns. I just reread Starship Troopers. Not a fucking clown anywhere. ST:TOS and ST:THG had no clowns (except maybe Wesley, but that wasn't intentional).

    8. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The best character in Voyager was the holographic doctor Smeghead ;-)
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    9. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      TNG had largely the same concept, new characters, and was the first Star Trek series produced in 20 years. It was popular because of the latter, and ultimately became good because of the former. DS9 had a new concept, new characters, and ran the same time as TNG and Voyager. The concept and characters made it the best series of the four, but the timing (as well as, in all likelihood, the unfamiliar concept) made it less popular. Voyager and Enterprise both had new characters and concepts, and failed both in quality and in popularity because of them, as well as the timing.

      In retrospect, if Paramount wants commercial success, they should not only wait something on the order of decades between series, but also use at least a familiar concept.

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    10. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let's set aside the characters for a minute. (Dr. Hologram and Boobs-in-a-Catsuit being the only ones who were even remotely interesting.) The concept of Voyager was horrendously mis-executed. As Ron Moore once said:

      I've said this to Brannon for years, because he and I would talk about the show when it was first invented. I just don't understand why it doesn't even believe in itself. Examine the fundamental premise of Voyager. A starship chases a bunch of renegades. Both ships are flung to the opposite side of the galaxy. The renegades are forced to come aboard Voyager. They all have to live together on their way home, which is going to take a century or whatever they set up in the beginning. I thought, This is a good premise. That's interesting. Get them away from all the familiar Star Trek aliens, throw them out into a whole new section of space where anything can happen. Lots of situations for conflict among the crew. The premise has a lot of possibilities. Before it aired, I was at a convention in Pasadena, and Sternbach and Okuda were on stage, and they were answering questions from the audience about the new ship. It was all very technical, and they were talking about the fact that in the premise this ship was going to have problems. It wasn't going to have unlimited sources of energy. It wasn't going to have all the doodads of the Enterprise. It was going to be rougher, fending for themselves more, having to trade to get supplies that they want. That didn't happen. It doesn't happen at all, and it's a lie to the audience. I think the audience intuitively knows when something is true and something is not true. Voyager is not true. If it were true, the ship would not look spic-and-span every week, after all these battles it goes through. How many times has the bridge been destroyed? How many shuttlecrafts have vanished, and another one just comes out of the oven? That kind of bullshitting the audience I think takes its toll. At some point the audience stops taking it seriously, because they know that this is not really the way this would happen. These people wouldn't act like this.

      Source.

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    11. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I didn't really find Quark all that irritating--and while he was used as a comic character, particularly in his conflicts with Odo, there were rare moments when he was used seriously enough. Besides, Quark's presence (among others) establishes that the station is as much a civilian and commercial outpost as it is a military starbase, as well as giving a nod to its having a vast history before Starfleet arrived. Although I still preferred Garak on both those counts (plus, he was funnier.)

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    12. Re:You don't need any of them for Star Trek. by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      I actually liked Quark. Sure, he was a bit of a clown. But how many dishonest, conniving, backstabbing characters were actually main characters in a Star Trek series? (okay, he was really supporting cast, but he got a good bit of screen time.) You couldn't have a character like that (dishonest, out for himself, greedy, etc.) on TNG every week because eventually Worf would just toss him in the brig, or Riker would shoot him or something. But it worked on DS9 because Quark wasn't in Starfleet, and the worst thing that could really happen to Quark was him getting tossed in the clink by Odo. (Which Odo did on more then one occassion.)

      Plus, Quark (and the Quark/Odo interactions) had some of the best lines of the series.

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  25. ATTN: Moderators by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 3, Interesting

    PP is not a troll, he's right.

    Star Trek has been out of new plot ideas since about season 4 of TNG. It was apparent when they made DS9 into a Babylon-5 ripoff, it was obvious all throughout Voyager and and it should have been apparent to even to a retarded 3-hour-old tribble after the Nazi episode of Enterprise. Departure from canon = good.

    Sincerely, a former Trek fan.

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    1. Re:ATTN: Moderators by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      The Nazi thing was a huge mistake, and probably was a significant factor in killing the series. Other than that, Enterprise was really surprisingly good, most of the time. Their best stuff was when they expanded on ideas that had been introduced in previous episodes of Star Trek, and managed to do it without breaking anything (for example, they encounter the Ferengi, but since the crew was unconscious when the Ferengi boarded Enterprise, the ship's log never mentioned them by name, which is why Picard had never heard of them; they encounter Romulans a couple of times, but never actually see them face to face, which is why everyone is shocked when Kirk finally establishes visual contact).

      If you're not going to follow the cannon, why bother to call it Star Trek? I thought Enterprise was going to be terrible, precisely because I thought they couldn't do it without breaking canon. I was wrong.

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    2. Re:ATTN: Moderators by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      I'll agree to that, having recently purchased the whole TNG caboodle on DVD with it finally being a sensible price (oh if only I could have bought such a thing in my teenage Trekkie heyday).

      There are of course *some* good episodes in later seasons, indeed occasional gems, but there's a lot of waffle to wade through. The bulk of season 4 and 5 TNG seems to be particularly bad despite occasional true Trek episodes.

      I found a new-found appreciation for season 1 and 2 on rewatching 10 years later; they are kinda like the old Star Trek but updated, and the TNG crew works quite well - even the doctor substitute in season 2.

      Season 3, bar a few average episodes, is just the business on TNG. Plenty of episodes that are what Trek should be, and varying quite a bit from episode to episode.

      Disclaimer - I never watched season 7 of DS9, past season 2 of Voyager, or any of Enterprise. Nor Star Trek:Nemesis.

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    3. Re:ATTN: Moderators by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      PP is not a troll, he's right.

      Star Trek has been out of new plot ideas since about season 4 of TNG. About when Gene Roddenberry died and the show was fully controlled by people who did not like his utopian's vision and went full steam ahead into creating conflict and darkness in the show. They inserted religion, they inserted all the stuff the GP says trek needs. And trek died.

      They killed it by trying to make it likable to people who will never like it. It's a fantastically stupid and predictable outcome.

      Sincerely, a former Trek fan.
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    4. Re:ATTN: Moderators by batmanmiles · · Score: 1

      I was mostly too young to have any clue what it was when Next Gen was around, but I've liked what I've seen since. I watched DS9 fairly consistently beginning a few seasons in, and I watched large chunks of Voyager. Then Star Trek disappeared for a while. Enterprise appeared: I watched the first few episodes. Then there was some terrible episode in which someone has a fistfight with a guy in face-paint on a desert planet that is indistinguishable from a sound stage with sand on the floor and a rock made of Styrofoam and painted brown. I stopped watching it at that point. I flipped past the end of an episode some time later, and caught a couple minutes of alien reptile Nazis in 20th century Hawaii. What the fuck were they thinking? That's actually a serious question. Can anyone explain why they did that stupid time-traveling lizard-Nazis thing? To change the topic slightly, what is it with time travel? Why do people still think it's clever when they keep doing it the same way H.G. Wells did well over a century ago, only he did it better even then (especially in the excised chapter)? Time travel can be interesting; but shit like Timeline, in which Crichton didn't even seem to stop to think about his idiocy once he'd pulled the bullshit parallel-universes card and then forgotten about it, really needs to stop. Stephen Baxter's The Time Ships, sequel to Wells' Time Machine, was great. Baxter, as he always does, thought about it; the repercussions echoed throughout eons, and completely screwed up history, and yet stayed much in the style that Wells had established. It helps that he's heavily into math and engineering, but that isn't really necessary. Anyone thinking more than one level beyond idiot-simple time-travel can conceptualize these things.

    5. Re:ATTN: Moderators by batmanmiles · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the lack of paragraph breaks, I haven't done much posting on Slashdot and wasn't aware I needed to manually insert BRs.

    6. Re:ATTN: Moderators by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Sincerely, a former Trek fan.

      I agree with the sentiment. But what is a "former Trek fan?" Surely you're still a fan of all the old episodes?

    7. Re:ATTN: Moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry about the lack of paragraph breaks, I haven't done much posting on Slashdot and wasn't aware I needed to manually insert BRs. If you use Plain Old Text mode you don't have to do it manually.
    8. Re:ATTN: Moderators by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I flipped past the end of an episode some time later, and caught a couple minutes of alien reptile Nazis in 20th century Hawaii. What the fuck were they thinking? That's actually a serious question. Can anyone explain why they did that stupid time-traveling lizard-Nazis thing? At the end of Season 3, the Enterprise finished an epic struggle to save the galaxy and finally returned home to Earth. But the creators of the show were afraid that the series might be cancelled, so they thought to themselves, how can we make sure Paramount has no choice but to let us keep going? Hey, I know! Let's make up some kind of a crazy cliffhanger, so if Paramount cancels the show, fans will be up in arms demanding to know what the hell is going on. Job security!

      So instead of ending the season finale with the Enterprise triumphantly returning home and celebrating a job well done, they instead discover that they've somehow gone back in time to the 1940s and there are Nazi war planes flying over San Francisco, shooting alien laser beams. To be continued!

      They got exactly the reaction they were hoping for: WHAT THE HELL?!? And the series was renewed for another year.

      Then suddenly they realized that they had to start Season 4 by explaining how the Enterprise had been mysteriously transported back in time, along with some aliens who'd been supplying weapons to the Germans, and then figure out what was happening, defeat the aliens, repair the timeline, and make it back to the correct century. Oops. They hadn't thought of that at all.

      Does that answer your question?
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  26. I thought Nimoy would have made a great Magneto by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

    Better than that Gandalf guy, though he wasn't bad.

    Also, I'm not a big trekkie, but I thought Nimoy had a literally emmy-level performance in that episode of STTNG, where he played an aged Spock on the planet of the Romulans. I suppose he probably never even got considered though.

        - Alaska Jack

    1. Re:I thought Nimoy would have made a great Magneto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      good thing you signed your post, otherwise we wouldn't have known who wrote it

  27. Am I the only one... by Wabbit+Wabbit · · Score: 2
    who had trouble parsing this sentence?

    "Moriarty, over on Ain't It Cool News is running a column about the upcoming J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie It took me three times to get it.
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    1. Re:Am I the only one... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      *especially* since Star Trek has actually HAD a character named Moriarty.

      Incidentally, I've always thought that a spinoff based on the adventures of HoloMoriarty would be fun :)

    2. Re:Am I the only one... by Swampash · · Score: 1

      So all it takes is ONE COMMA to render you dyslexic?

      Whoa.

    3. Re:Am I the only one... by OakDragon · · Score: 1
      If your name were Moriarty, it would be really bad.

      Now we just have to figure out who this "J. J. Abrams Star Trek" is. Or maybe Jimmy Walker is producing a movie called "Abrams Star Trek."

    4. Re:Am I the only one... by Wabbit+Wabbit · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, I've always thought that a spinoff based on the adventures of HoloMoriarty would be fun :) I wholeheartedly endorse this project.
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  28. Not "The Crow: Stairway to Heaven"! by khasim · · Score: 1

    Back then, I was executive producing the TV series, "The Crow: Stairway to Heaven" and...

    Have you seen any of that? They have him getting a JOB. That is beyond stupid. He shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a script or camera or editing room.
    1. Re:Not "The Crow: Stairway to Heaven"! by localman · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen any of those, so sure maybe the guy's a terrible hack. But I still enjoyed the treatment. Maybe he just would have screwed it up if they had actually gone for it.

      Cheers.

  29. Hmmm... by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

    I find this choice of lead actor to be highly illogical.

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Personally I find it fascinating, Jim. May I call you Jim?

  30. Been there, done that, it didn't work by davmoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They've already done a Trek where they used the "but its not the same timeline" excuse to muck up the history. It was called "Enterprise", and it tanked. I saw nothing in TFA that would indicate this idea would do any better. Yes, Paramount needs to attract new fans. But they need to do so without pissing off the old ones.

    Instead of trying to redo the same old story with whats left of a aging and thinning available cast, they should take a hint from "The Next Generation" and move further in to the future with a new series and new characters.

    Or give us a movie based on DS9 ;-)

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    1. Re:Been there, done that, it didn't work by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should do a movie set in the evil goatee universe. Those were consistently among the best episodes of every series they graced - in fact, the Enterprise evil goatee episode was hands down the best episode of that entire run, even if it was 90% fan service.

      Helluva lot better than the stupid Temporal Space Nazis, anyway.

    2. Re:Been there, done that, it didn't work by Omeger · · Score: 1

      Actually, Enterprise takes place in the same timeline as the other Treks.

    3. Re:Been there, done that, it didn't work by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The trouble is, going father into the future, especially using most of the pre-existing material, means the new ship is likely a timeship, and the plot becomes a time travel plot by default. Since the best film in the series so far is also a time travel film (yes , I liked Wrath of Whale Buddies), I don't see how Paramount resists the temptation to try for success that way. That actually stacks the odds against a good picture.
            Star Trek got very lucky and pulled off really good time travel episodes more than once, so it won't surprise me if there's some executive producer who thinks this could work, but I kinda doubt Harlan Ellison is gonna write one, and that's probably what it would take to get lucky the third time.

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    4. Re:Been there, done that, it didn't work by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Instead of trying to redo the same old story with whats left of a aging and thinning available cast, they should take a hint from "The Next Generation" and move further in to the future with a new series and new characters. I thought that was what Andromeda was slated to be, trek in the far future after the Federation fell.

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    5. Re:Been there, done that, it didn't work by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn... there must've been a speck of dirt on my monitor or something, because I read, at first, "...a movie set in the evil goatse universe...". Horrifying thought, let me tell you.

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    6. Re:Been there, done that, it didn't work by davmoo · · Score: 1

      It did...and didn't. Every time the story would involve something the flew directly in the face of previously established trek "history", The Powers That Be used the line "Well, the events of 'First Contact' altered the time line..."

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    7. Re:Been there, done that, it didn't work by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Except for the Nazi thing, which was a huge mistake and was probably the biggest thing that killed the series.

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    8. Re:Been there, done that, it didn't work by danlock4 · · Score: 0

      That was the parallel "Mirror Universe."

      Please see this Wikipedia entry for details.

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    9. Re:Been there, done that, it didn't work by Omeger · · Score: 1

      They never used that excuse to explain inconsistances with previous Trek shows. If anything, contradictory events were explained as being retcons or simply that Star Trek lore is too huge to keep complete track of.

  31. Mod Parent Down by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

    Eww. Is K/S going to be the new goatse.cx around here? :-P

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    1. Re:Mod Parent Down by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Boo, squeamishness towards alternate sexualities. Hooray, slash!

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    2. Re:Mod Parent Down by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      I'll let you in on a nasty secret - that's just a natural reaction. I'm no more ashamed of the fact that I don't like watching men go at it than I am ashamed that I don't like to see ruptured human bodies. Both bother me on a primal internal level.

      Doesn't mean I stop either from happening. Just means I don't like em. I know I'm not alone in this.

      To sum up: I don't care that you find such a fact distasteful. It is what it is, and I personally will never apologize for it.

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    3. Re:Mod Parent Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll let you in on an even nastier (to your ears) secret:

      It's not a "natural" reaction at all. It's a learned reaction. Men secure in their sexualities have no problem with gay guys or gay storylines. Only those who are insecure, or ignorant, or bigoted (a learned behavior) are "squeemish" about it.

      It may be a deeply ingrained learned behavior in your case, but that's all it is. And you can over-come it like more enlightened people already have.

      You actually should apologize for it, and work on your ignorant bigotry, and rise above the bad lessons and prejudices you were taught. The idea that the irrational revulsion is somehow 'natural' is complete bullshit. It's an excuse to cling to your bigotry as some sort of 'defense'. So let me help you out here. If you read some K/S slash and actually like it, it doesn't make you queer. So stop being afraid of it. Oh, and if you read some K/S slash and think it sucks, it can be just becuase it sucks, and not have anything to do with a "natural revulsion" to the homosexuality contained within the story.

      Homophobia is so pathetic.

    4. Re:Mod Parent Down by Longwalker-MGO · · Score: 1

      It's not a "natural" reaction at all. It's a learned reaction. Men secure in their sexualities have no problem with gay guys or gay storylines. Only those who are insecure, or ignorant, or bigoted (a learned behavior) are "squeemish" about it. I find it interesting that if someone disagrees with your point of view, they are insecure, or ignorant, or bigoted. in essence what you are saying is if a man is secure in his sexuality, he HAS to accept homsexuals as a "good thing".
  32. Make Spock the last survivor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If they set it "in the future" of the franchise, when Kirk, Bones and Scotty have all died, then it could free them from the usual constraints. We may even see an intelligent story result from that.

  33. Obligatory Futurama Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, come on. You're telling me that Welshie isn't a good enough replacement for Scotty?

  34. Christ! Let it die with dignity by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

    before it becomes as idiotic as episodes I - III or even Dragon Ball Z ...*shudders*

    1. Re:Christ! Let it die with dignity by istewart · · Score: 1

      "Spock, what do the sensors say about the Klingon ship's power level?!"

    2. Re:Christ! Let it die with dignity by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      'Shields up!'
      'Sir, powering up the shields will take approximately 3 episodes."

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    3. Re:Christ! Let it die with dignity by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      It's over 9000!!!!!

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  35. my dinner with spock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'when i was young all i cared about was ideas, and now that im old all i care about is money'

    'you humans and your primitive emotions'

  36. The idea to duplicate the original cast was here by zymano · · Score: 1

    On these boards. Abrams or writers are reading here.

  37. A new market... by tm2b · · Score: 1

    I fear that we'll soon have a market for "Kirk shot first!" T-shirts.

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  38. logical? by pigiron · · Score: 1

    Since the existing Star Treks are not internally consistent it is not logical to propose that a new one can be.

  39. I'm waiting for... by rnmartinez · · Score: 1

    The part where Sylar eats his brain and takes his powers!

  40. Bring back the TNG universe in a series by dircha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sick and tired of the maintainers of the Star Trek franchise trying to recapture the Original Series style and universe. That series failed for a reason. It had such a good movie run due to Shatner, Nimoy, and DeForest Kelly, as well as the epic nature of the stories. In the latter respect, the movies were successful because in style and substance they were the opposite of the failed series.

    Star Trek: TNG was by far the most expansive and interesting universe, and has always been far and away the fan favorite. I don't mean by self-styled critics who ramble on about emotional dynamics and relationships. Star Trek: TNG was popular because first and foremost because of Patrick Stewart, but second because it, like the Original Series movies, cast the ordinary in the extraordinary.

    Teenage boys and middle aged men and women did not watch Star Trek: TNG for character development and intricate relationships. They watched it because it rose above the trash on the rest of television, because it had ethics and virtue and told us what was right and what was wrong, and set things right by the end of every hour. Star Trek: TNG was a Greek morality play in a fantastically imaginative, yet intimately believable universe.

    It was NOT Dawson's Creek or Buffy the Vampire Slayer in space. It NOT not a campy western in space.

    Until the caretakers of the franchise look back and understand this, they will continue to fail to recapture that success.

    1. Re:Bring back the TNG universe in a series by DragonTHC · · Score: 4, Funny

      It NOT not a campy western in space. Hey screw you, Firefly was bitchin cool.
      Can I get a second?

      but I agree with everything else you said.
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    2. Re:Bring back the TNG universe in a series by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sick and tired of the maintainers of the Star Trek franchise trying to recapture the Original Series style and universe. That series failed for a reason. It had such a good movie run due to Shatner, Nimoy, and DeForest Kelly, as well as the epic nature of the stories. In the latter respect, the movies were successful because in style and substance they were the opposite of the failed series.

      That's a pretty distorted view of history. Star Trek failed for the same reasons many TV shows fail. Some of them air in the wrong time slot, some of them fail to find sponsors, some of them are gutted by shortsighted producers ... Star Trek arguably experienced all of the above. The difference is that most canceled shows don't continue to maintain and grow a fan base for years after the show stops airing. The phenomenal success of Star Trek happened long before TNG -- and I daresay long before you were born, judging by the assumptions you make. People were paying good money to go to Star Trek conventions throughout the 1970s. They put a cartoon on Saturday mornings. I knew more than one kid who would watch the reruns religiously, trying to write down a copy of every Captain's Log that came out of Kirk's mouth. "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" only happened because Paramount had a brand-new Star Trek TV show featuring the original cast in the works, when somebody realized they stood to make a lot more money by releasing it to theaters instead. People lined up around the block to see "Star Trek: TMP" -- a movie based on a show that hadn't aired in 10 years.

      That said, TNG may have been a decent show, but like you say yourself -- it was mainly popular because it rose above the level of most of the crap on TV. That doesn't make it good Trek. The original Enterprise didn't need no damn social worker ... one drunken country doctor was good enough for them, 'nuff said.

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    3. Re:Bring back the TNG universe in a series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was NOT ... Buffy the Vampire Slayer in space. It NOT not a campy western in space. He really didn't like Firefly did he?
    4. Re:Bring back the TNG universe in a series by master_p · · Score: 1

      Well said! I think your words must be printed in bold and delivered to the press right away. I will keep your text in a file, so I can show it to people (I am not a native English speaker, so I have trouble saying it so well) when it is required. I will also put your comment in the message boards of startrek.com, because there are lots of people there claiming that DS9 (the Dawson's Creek of Star Trek) was the best series of them all.

    5. Re:Bring back the TNG universe in a series by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      It was NOT ... Buffy the Vampire Slayer in space. It NOT not a campy western in space. He really didn't like Firefly did he? What wasn't to like? I still can't see why Firefly didn't make it into the mainstream at least as well as Buffy. Interesting characters, well written, good plots. It had the plus of taking familiar themes and throwing curve balls. (ie: The crew goes down to the planet, gets drunk, and the captain gets married.)
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    6. Re:Bring back the TNG universe in a series by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I still can't see why Firefly didn't make it into the mainstream at least as well as Buffy. Buffy wasn't canceled before the pilot aired.
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  41. Please let it not be Kirk/Spock by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    I don't even watch Trek anymore but I swear to God, if they make this movie all Kirk/Spock I'm going to beat Abrams to death with his own severed limbs.

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  42. The Ultimate Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ultimate problem with the Star Trek world is its episodic nature. Granted, DS9 had its plot arcs, but for the most part nothing ever happened. The slate was essentially wiped clean at the end of every episode. For instance, TNG tip-toed around Picard and Crusher's romance for most of the series, then treated us to one episode near the end that still left everything as unresolved as it was at the beginning.

    Say what you like about JJ Abrams, at least he'll move the whole thing closer in spirit, in style, to Firefly, which is what I think we all want.

    Nearly 100 comments and no one has mentioned Firefly yet? Slashdot...you're slipping.

    1. Re:The Ultimate Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself dude - Firefly sucks! Also if they've got so much technology, what the hell is the point of a character perpetually wearing a chainmail shirt? Practicality, comfort, efficiency, style and weight - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

  43. Meh. by vinividivici · · Score: 1

    Live long, and milk a series for all it's worth. I lost interest after First Contact.

  44. Here are some other sites. by khasim · · Score: 1

    http://www.firsttvdrama.com/enterprise/index.php3
    Excellent reviews of Enterprise and WHY it sucked. Not really about the Star Trek universe. More about telling the stories in that universe. And isn't that what this is all about?

    http://www.xibalba.demon.co.uk/jbr/trek/0.html
    I hope that guy's bandwidth can take the hit. He has GREAT ideas about how to "fix" the Star Trek universe itself. Why DOES a phaser heat rocks AND vaporize enemies? How does a trasporter work? "Logically" within the framework provided.

    The problem that Star Trek had ... well there were two problems.
    #1. It was episodic and the "technology" was altered from episode to episode to suit the writer of that episode.

    #2. Roddenberry was fixated on the current (at the time) social issues and how to portray them in his series. That's why you have the first inter-racial kiss and a Russian working with a Chinese on a "USS" ship. Where's the gay captain today? The Islamic first officer?

    Star Trek sucks now because the stories suck. And the stories suck because they aren't challenging. And the stories aren't challenging because Hollywood doesn't want the RISK of challenging stories.

    If they want to bring back Star Trek they need to completely change the WRITING. Get the best writers and give them 4 hours to fill. With the only limitations being that all the techno-babble needed to be vetted by a real Star Trek geek and they couldn't alter the established time lines.

    Each month you'd get an entirely new, but still coherent, Star Trek. Some would suck. Some would not. And the ones that didn't suck could be expanded.

    1. Re:Here are some other sites. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Your second link reads like the Comic Book Guy's attempt at critiquing Star Trek. Sure, there are inconsistencies with the technology, but addressing that as the fundamental flaw of the series is silly.

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    2. Re:Here are some other sites. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #2. Roddenberry was fixated on the current (at the time) social issues and how to portray them in his series. That's why you have the first inter-racial kiss and a Russian working with a Chinese on a "USS" ship. Where's the gay captain today? The Islamic first officer?

      Urgh... yeah, what Star Trek needs is more leaden moralising, lecturing and tedious boring on about a drippy cause du jour.

  45. darn by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    i was hoping for "the rock" dwayne johnson to play spock

    they both got that eyebrow raise

    "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE SPOCK IS COOKING?"

    the vulcan nerve pinch could segue into a chokeslam and a powerbomb followed by a pummeling by a folding chair

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    1. Re:darn by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      I'd watch that. I'd even buy popcorn and a soda. I'd buy a ticket for somebody I didn't know, who couldn't afford one. That would be the most amazing parody ever.

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  46. Reboot by Tekoneiric · · Score: 0

    A reboot isn't really needed. What should be done is to get together a large amount of people who worked on Star Trek in the past and put together a large fan forum online. Then go about examining every Star Trek TV episode, movie and book to classify what is cannon and what isn't. If a TV episode or movie could be minorly cut to make it cannon, then do so, if it steps too far outside the redefined cannon for the series then it would be considered to have happened in an alternate universe or to be just non-cannon Star Trek entertainment. From then on, all books, movie/TV scripts or comics would have to go through a process to see if they fit into the cannon of the Star Trek universe. One of the things they could look at is if it boxes the universe in too much and prevents people from writing other stories.

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    1. Re:Reboot by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      A reboot isn't really needed. What should be done is to get together a large amount of people who worked on Star Trek in the past...
      Right, right, I'm with you...

      ...and put together a large fan forum online.

      Oh. Heck, I thought you were going to say we should put them together in one large, well-insulated box, and then drop it to the ocean floor. In the process we'd probably rid ourselves of 85 percent of the people who use the word "canon" to refer to something not related to the Roman Catholic Church.

      Oh, wait a minute ... you didn't use the word "canon." You said "cannon." I'm back with you. Maybe you better start over from the beginning, though, because I'm not totally sure where you're aiming and what kind of ammunition you plan to use.

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    2. Re:Reboot by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Oh. Heck, I thought you were going to say we should put them together in one large, well-insulated box, and then drop it to the ocean floor. In the process we'd probably rid ourselves of 85 percent of the people who use the word "canon" to refer to something not related to the Roman Catholic Church. And what the hell else are we supposed to call the official continuity of an ongoing series? The word canon is in common use for this purpose, even if that isn't what it originally meant... do you have a better idea? And for that matter, what's wrong with canon (Lord knows, it wouldn't be the first word to acquire additional meanings)?
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    3. Re:Reboot by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      And what the hell else are we supposed to call the official continuity of an ongoing series?

      At the risk of spoiling the joke of my previous post: Regular people with well-adjusted priorities don't care.

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    4. Re:Reboot by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Oh. Joke > me, I guess. I thought you were seriously objecting to the use of the word.

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  47. Not Likely by Immortal+Poet · · Score: 1

    This article is not only unsourced, it's unsourceable - the man begins his speculation with "I think..." and goes on with his reckless speculation without even a slight intimation that any of this originated with someone working for Abrams. My friends, Moriarty has just served us up a heaping spoonful of bullshit, so I hope no one reading is willing to swallow.

    That said, Moriarty's speculation also appears to be unlikely. Abrams is a big fan of using flashbacks as a narrative device, and it would not be unheard of to have an aged Spock telling the story of how he and a young James T. Kirk met so many years ago. Such a premise would allow Leonard Nimoy to play a substantial role in the film, and would also explain why William Shatner has not been asked to reprise his role as Kirk (Kirk's character having died in Generations).

  48. "Dark" Star Trek Not Realistic. by tjstork · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A lot of people writing on this board want Star Trek to become more dark, the characters less gung ho and somehow, that will make them "more realistic". That's patently absurd.

    Let's understand this, guys that get to command state of the art "ships-of-the-line" are better than the rest of us average joes, just as much as guys that make it through Annapolis, then, work their way through years of active duty, to command an aircraft carrier or a ballistic missile submarine, are better than the rest of us. The whole point of the existence of military culture is to vett through thousands of young men to ultimately produce a handful of people that know how to take a state of the art system costing billions of dollars into battle. We expect these people to be gung-ho, idealistic, and confident, and our expectations of the bridge staff of one of 13 ships of the line in the Federation should be more, not less. After all, if you figure that the likes of NCC-1701 had only 400 or so crewman, out of a Federation population of tens of billions, you would expect that every man or woman on that ship would be of first rate education, character, and quality.

    Roddenberry, for all of his other faults, nailed this exactly right on the head. Writers that want to have officers dragged down by "personal issues", filling people with all manner of dark character conflicts, really, are just catering to the masses. Yes Virginia, not everyone has mommy issues, and those that don't, get picked for the big jobs that you don't.

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    1. Re:"Dark" Star Trek Not Realistic. by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      They have issues, they just don't dwell on them. Once again, taking a scene from ST:V (everyone hates it, but you know you watched it too), Kirk's comment, "Damn it, Bones, you're a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!"

      In other words, people who roll up in a ball and spend years in therapy do not end up in charge of large, military, assets. They may be a little warped by normal societal standards, but they are capable of getting the job done, no matter what the situation. William Tecumseh Sherman had, by modern standards, "Issues". Based on his career, I wouldn't deny him a single one.

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    2. Re:"Dark" Star Trek Not Realistic. by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      A little better editing might have done it, actually. It doesn't seem to be much worse than ST-III, which I have a certain fondness for due to the theme of friends going all out for each other. I think it's the 'finding God' part that gets people. I may have to rent it and give it a second chance, as I had a roomie once who preferred it to IV, on the basis of trying for a deeper plot and no time travel.

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    3. Re:"Dark" Star Trek Not Realistic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were to be anything like the United States Navy, the crew would consist of some of the lowest scum-sucking toads on the planet, and the captains would either be asshole martinets or drunk.

  49. Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the slashdot summary distorts what the AICN article said, just picking up on the "Spock is the main character!" angle. Slashdot is making it sound like Nimoy is going to be carrying the film or something.

    Yes, the AICN article says he's the main character, but if you read the ponderings about the time travel plot, it's clear that they're not saying the Nimoy-Spock will even have more screen time than the Quinto-Spock. That's... illogical. What they're pointing to is the idea that the story will focus on Spock stumbling on some time-assassination plot against someone, and most of the film will probably focus on Quinto-Spock dealing with ground zero of the plot, with Nimoy-Spock playing a part in the future, via flash-backs or flash-forwards or actual time travel.

    "Nimoy may be the start of the next Trek film?" is an extremely misleading headline, You just don't get that sense when you read the AICN article.

  50. Why TOS was canceled by steveha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Star Trek failed for the same reasons many TV shows fail. Some of them air in the wrong time slot, some of them fail to find sponsors, some of them are gutted by shortsighted producers ... Star Trek arguably experienced all of the above.

    I read Shatner's book about his years with the Star Trek TV show. He said that the reason the show was canceled was ratings... more specifically, the way they used to do ratings at the time.

    In the days of the original series, ratings were simple: what show has the most people watching it? That's the winning show.

    These days, they slice the ratings much finer. They break ratings down by "demographics". And if they had done that with the original Star Trek it would have run for many more than three seasons, because it had a total lock on several very desirable demographics (people with lots of money they could spend).

    If I recall correctly, Shatner said that the change to how ratings are calculated came just a couple of years after the original series was canceled. Just another way in which Star Trek was ahead of its time.

    The original Enterprise didn't need no damn social worker ... one drunken country doctor was good enough for them, 'nuff said.

    What I liked was that they got scripts from all over, including scripts by noted science fiction writers. Norman Spinrad, Theodore Sturgeon, Harlan Ellison, Robert Bloch, and more... there were some weird and really different scripts, and it was great. The modern Trek series were much more constrained.

    At a Trek convention, I had a chance to ask one of the executives of TNG a question. My question was "Some of the original series episodes were just plain silly, just funny; for example, 'I, Mudd'. Will there every be any episodes of TNG like that?" The answer was something like "Episode Foo was pretty funny." I no longer remember which episode was the "Episode Foo" but I had seen it and a) it wasn't that funny and b) it certainly wasn't completely goofy. And, I never saw any new Trek episode (TNG, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise) that was.

    P.S. IMHO the genius of "The Trouble with Tribbles" was that it was almost completely goofy yet there was a shred of plot that hung together and was satisfying. You got to laugh a whole bunch, and they actually foiled a nefarious plot!

    steveha

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    1. Re:Why TOS was canceled by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Some of the original series episodes were just plain silly, just funny; for example, 'I, Mudd

      It's funny you mention that. To this day, some nights I can't come home and put my key in the front door lock without hearing a little voice in the back of my head going, "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have you been drinking again?"

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  51. This is going to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just warning you people

  52. Federation's Slackers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one would like to see more of the Federation What happens to all the optimally healthy, super educated people who get booted out of Starfleet Academy for slacking and bad attitude? Maybe Keifer Sutherland could play the great-great-grandson of his father's character Oddball in "Kelley's Heros"!

  53. As I've said before... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    Star Trek died for me anyway with Cochrane's initial encounter with the Vulcans at the end of First Contact. That was the whole point at least that part of the film; the music for that movie is very funerary in tone, if you listen to it...it was one last look back, before the end, and it was a suitably poignant and respectful way to end the franchise as a whole, I thought.

    I did not see Transformers, and I do not support the resurrection of certain things when there is no creative purpose for it, and the only reason is to cynically make money. Star Trek is dead; may it rest in peace.

    1. Re:As I've said before... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Star Trek died for me anyway with Cochrane's initial encounter with the Vulcans at the end of First Contact. Picard never came out of the WoderfulLife-space anomaly: everything we've been shown since then has been his hallucinations.

      There, the continuity is fixed. Carry on.
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  54. "Reboots" are lame by nonmaskable · · Score: 1

    All a "reboot" says is that a producer is too gutless to create and popularize their own fictional creation, so they take the shortcut of starting with the good name and recognizable parts of someone else's creation. I wish people who doesn't want to follow what has come before show some cajones and create their own thing from scratch.

    1. Re:"Reboots" are lame by wootest · · Score: 1

      You may want to check out what other J. J. Abrams movies are coming up within, say, the next 6 months before you deride the man as not being able to create his own thing from scratch.

    2. Re:"Reboots" are lame by nonmaskable · · Score: 1

      Read what I wrote again. Then ask yourself why you thought of JJ Abrams.

      He has done some excellent stuff by himself. Then again, read the crap treatment he came up with for Superman and you'll see why many Star Trek fans wish he would stay away.

    3. Re:"Reboots" are lame by wootest · · Score: 1

      I thought of J. J. Abrams because his name is mentioned in the summary (and while the summaries frequently omits useful information, what's in them is usually fairly solid) as having to do with that film, and because I'm impressed with the treatment that's given to his new movie. (Not the alternate reality web games, I mean the trailer.) Having read his Wikipedia article I haven't knowingly ever watched his stuff aside from the trailer.

      I admit I don't like Star Trek or the whole community around it, but he seems like he has the ability to give the whole thing a swift kick in the nads, and it sorely needs it, in my opinion. But, then again, I haven't read the Superman treatment you mentioned either.

  55. Bah. by mshiltonj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After Firefly, Serenity several seasons of BSG, Star Trek just seems a bit 'quaint.'

  56. Re:fuck it by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Make a caves of steel movie.

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  57. Re: Updates to Trek Canon by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    To a point, the golden age of Camp is passing quickly. The world mood is too somber now for us to "suspend disbelief" properly for that style any more.

    What Roddenberry presented was not a utopia... only a time when things were going right for once and we could take a break from total disaster. Subject to the next couple of US elections, we're growing fatigued by the path the Bush dynasty has taken us. Even if the next President is a Compromise Candidate, I expect we will work towards repairing international relations... which is *exactly* what Trek was about.

    This may finally be the correct /. post to mention the Trek Economics. The entire source of that economic optimism stemmed from moving away from the classical law of supply. We are in fact just seeing the first stages of that now, over on the RIAA side. It will shake out for another ten years, and eventually something like an Ad or Sponsor model will kick in, and music will be Free as in Beer.

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  58. Well then, you're in good company... by Franklin+Brauner · · Score: 1

    I'm fine with JJ blowing the canon open. Caveat: I'm not a Trek fan.

    At Comicon, JJ Abrams got infront of a crowd of 6500 people and proudly said "I'm more into Star Wars than Star Trek -- but the script was so good I just had to do it." Now, you may not be a Trek fan, but I am. I'm fine with blowing the canon open, but Abrams' comment was like a slap in the face to a true Trek fan, of which I count myself one. So not only is the canon being blown open, but it's being blown open by a guy who'd rather be watching Star Wars. I find that offensive.

  59. Re:fuck it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  60. Just wait for movie tech by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

    They should just wait a few more years for the tech to move forward some, then they can fully animate the actors and use the old series guys all they want (see the Beowulf trailer for an example of where this process stands, still a bit creepy looking but they're getting close).

  61. Working Title by PPH · · Score: 1

    Geezers in Space.

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  62. Re: Updates to Trek Canon by h3llfish · · Score: 1

    I agree with all of that. I think that economic bounty depicted in Star Trek is based on the idea that we will eventually be able to create energy so cheaply that it's finally "too cheap to meter", and the rather more fantastic idea that we will then be able to use that power to create any object we desire, from a perfect copy of ourselves to a bowl of chicken soup.

    If we can actually real that level of technology, it will solve a lot of problems, but it's hardly a utopia. There will still be plenty of reasons for us to fight with each other.

  63. Re: Trek Economics by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Sure. That's why I brought up Music/Videos. "Producing X Object is too cheap to meter".
    But notice they haven't solved the Living Space problem. They sublimated the idea of rent based on unstated subsidized perks of a job.

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  64. Sorry, but that would break canon. by Franklin+Brauner · · Score: 1

    Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was in the Star Trek DS9 episode, Tsunkatse. He had his ass handed to him on a plate by Seven of Nine.

  65. Whoops! Not DS9 -- Voyager! by Franklin+Brauner · · Score: 1

    (That really would have broken the canon!)

  66. I wish they had a female captain. by mgwmgw · · Score: 1

    As best as I remember,
    the original Trek pilot had a female captain.
    So, how about Halle Berry in that role?

    1. Re:I wish they had a female captain. by iRobogeek · · Score: 1

      BZZZ! Wrong. ;-) It was a female first officer - not captain. (Majel Barrett played the role of "Number One". Jeffrey Hunter played Captain Christopher Pike.) And, um... Halle Berry commanding a starship? Seriously? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  67. Janeway eats Kirks and Shits Picards by jflo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't forget, Voyager changed the past with Tom Paris.... when he had his incident on TNG, his name was Nick Ricardo. The name of this episode was 'The First Duty' Furthermore, don't forget Janeway made it to Admiral before Picard did, and all she had to do was break the Temperal Prime Directive to get there. In Picards defense, he never had to cheat to make his goals. I guess thats how affirmative action works in the future.

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  68. Nimoy can still play Spock ... by nthwaver · · Score: 1

    ... as long as Majel Barrett still plays Nurse Chapel!

    (He took her job as first officer, so it's only fair.)