Company Demos Personal Aircraft, Future Jetpack
coondoggie writes "Earlier this week researchers with the company ESG Elektroniksystem in Germany demonstrated a form of 'strap-on jet wing' that lets a user truly fly through the air. The system, called Gryphon, consists of a six-foot wing and hand-held rotary controls for the rudder. The pilot has several different instruments available to him, including onboard oxygen and helmet that features a heads-up display. 'Researchers say the final version of the flying wing will contain an electronic system that will take care of some of the steering for the pilot which today can be a little tricky, researchers say. The company also plans to add small jets to the wing making it a true jetpack in the future.'"
If you read the article, you see that there's not an engine in the thing right now.
This is a short and unwieldy wing that straps on your back and lets you fly farther from where you got dropped out of an airplane. You still need a parachute to land. You still need a real aircraft to lift you up for you to start your flight.
Not nearly as impressive as the headline seems to indicate.
Gentoo Sucks
When will they learn.
Well, at least GI Joe and Cobra had them :)
I've got better things to do tonight than die.
... an advanced, high-tech way to die. Seriously, a jet-powered vehicle where the frontmost thing is your head? At 135mph?
There's got to be a good strap-on joke in here somewhere but I'm too many beers down to come up with it.
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
In german, but anyway some pretty pictures even if you don't understand the language. :-)
http://www.spelco.eu/edit/content/file/DV141174_en/060817-zdf-heute-gryphon.mpg/Get.aspx
http://www.spelco.eu/edit/content/file/DV141185_en/060827-spiegel-gryphon.mpg/Get.aspx
http://www.spelco.eu/edit/content/file/DV141196_en/060915-galileo-gryphon.mpg/Get.aspx
http://www.spelco.eu/edit/content/file/DV141207_en/Welt_der_Wunder.mpg/Get.aspx
Now I'll finally know what it's like to be Starscream!
N4st0r, trixx0r h0bb1tz0rz! Th3y st0l3 0ur pr3c10uzz!
Wonder how it compares to the ACME Rocket that Wile E. Coyote tried to use.
I'm guessing the ACME rocket is not so good.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
Yikes, and away!
There's a reason why the more serious engineers of personal flying vehicles claim it's not possible to make it safe without making it fully automatic (computerized).
It's not in the capability of an average man to pilot his own personal plane, be it just pair of wings on his back, unless a computer does 99.9% of the job. And if it does it, then it better be coordinated centrally with all other flying personal jets in the area. Automatically again.
If they ever release this thing with jet engines, they'll probably make you sign tons of legalese that they're not responsible if you die within one minute of flight, not to mention you'll not be allowed to fly above, or near, urban areas.
"at about 135MPH" sound fun until you hit the ground at 135MPH.
Stupidest invention out there.
Leave it to the Germans to come up with this retarded invention. Hey I have an idea why not wipe out anyone that is not blond and blue eyed.
Guns aren't stupid... people are stupid, and sometimes there just aren't enough bullets.
Hope is the currency of fools
Maybe they should ask Yves Rossy how he did it... a year or so ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHYXrqoS08o
"Doctor, it's not the voices I hear in MY head, but the voices I hear in YOUR head that really frighten me."
Upon further inspection (understand: I RTFA), this has got to be a joke.
This is the supposed design of the Gryphon.
Apart from making the man "wearing" it look like a douchebag (what is this, an airplane Halloween costume?), it has the extra benefit putting your head right on front, so you can enjoy the potential impact at its full force.
This better be some hell of a helmet he has.
Please don't mention "strap-on" around my girlfriend. Last time, she, umm, got "ideas."
All I can say is that I didn't normally the next day.
...have enough trouble negotiating the 2 dimensions they deal with now. I can just see 'cell phone douchebag' flying all over the place without even painted lines to tell him where to go.
wasn't there some strap-on wing and w/e developed for us special forces? i seem to recall reading about it on slashdot sometime in the past.
Yeah, he should try 4chan.
How is this practical? I mean, sure I hate the 15 minute drive to work, but it's not worth my life and the money to shave a few minutes off of that.
The game.
It might be with the addition of a rocket:
The strong part above is mine. Nothing's perfect.
DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
a jet-powered vehicle where the frontmost thing is your head? At 135mph?
At that speed, I don't think heads first or tail first matters.
DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
...the article lost me right after "strap-on" ;)
since they're now one and the same...
*grin*
"As opposed to a full design where you have an ejectable seat and other safety measures built in."
I think you are failing to realize that when the wings are ON YOUR BACK there is NOTHING TO EJECT FROM! You just need to unclip from the wings and you're fine... they will fly away. They you pull your chute.'
But lets examine your design enhancements:
Yeah, so you'd be sitting in a seat...good idea. Nice and confy. maybe be goos for a few gauges too.
maybe put the wings on the seat too... hmm, yes. and the fuel in the wing... jets on the back. think we need a cockpit? sure... lets do that... lets call it a jet aircraft!
I don't know why i ever doubted you.
There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
"Researchers say the final version of the flying wing will contain an electronic system that will take care of some of the steering for the pilot which today can be a little tricky, researchers say."
IANAP, but I figure the landings are probably the trickiest, followed by the take-offs. But there's also the issue of avoiding a bunch of other idiots not looking where they're flying while talking on their cell phones that kind has me concerned. Is it going to have radar and a computer that can avoid smashing into these other human missiles as well?
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will keep this from ever becoming a reality for the common man.
That along with the number of Mid-flight deaths...but they say it isn't the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop at the end of the fall.
"Just Smile and Nod." --Huck
You will not see people commuting in "flying cars" until there is fully automatic flight and traffic control. To do otherwise would be utter mayhem. Only recently -- with cell phones and their towers -- have we established that we actually have the technology to build such an automated traffic-control network. And you had better believe that it will be some years before it is built, because you will have to convince someone that they can make a profit on it.
that should be worn in front of a fast food restaurant when passing out coupons.
If Chaos Theory has taught us anything, it's that we must kill all the butterflies.
'Researchers say the final version of the flying wing will contain an electronic system that will take care of some of the steering for the pilot which today can be a little tricky, researchers say.
Researchers say!
Hey, there is only one Return and it's not of the King, it's of the Jedi.
http://www.networkworld.com/graphics/2007/gryphondude.jpg ;), no? Glad to meet you Mr. Tux.
Wondering this guy has big orange beak attached to the front to his helmet and white parachute as his paunch. Would be sexy
- Arwen, I'm your father, Agent Smith.
- Well, you're just Smith, but my father is Aerosmith!
Great! Now I will have something to spend all those Pepsi Points on.
Actually, Daedalus made it, his son Icarus was the foolish one who crashed after getting too close to the sun.
My question is if it outperforms Wingsuits already in use. The glide ratio can't be much better with the added weight.
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A nice video demonstration of an
awesome jet pack
Here's a video for the Swiss jetpack :
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/simulator+2004/video/xu5k0_jetman-lhomme-a-reaction_news
Men on fire, flying through the air. Live leak is going to have a never ending supply of video content for free if this ever comes to market (doubt it).
Karem
When all is said and done, nothing changes...
... demonstrated a form of 'strap-on jet wing' that lets a user truly fly through the air. ...as opposed to what? Untruly flying through the air?If they get Bill Dube to do a static test burn, don't get in front of him!
Never shake hands with a man you meet in a fertility clinic.
That's falling with style!
I imagine a world where the only sound you hear is Doppler shifted screams followed by a lot of destruction. I'm going to start a roofing company.
"Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."