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Daniel Lyons of Forbes Admits Being Snowed by SCO

certain death writes "Daniel Lyons of Forbes Magazine has admitted to being snowed by SCO, regarding their lawsuit over Linux and SCO code. He specifically mentions Groklaw's role in the case, and regrets his early articles giving the company the benefit of the doubt. 'I still thought it would be foolish to predict how this lawsuit (or any lawsuit) would play out. I even wrote an article called "Revenge of the Nerds," which poked fun at the pack of amateur sleuths who were following the case on a Web site called Groklaw and who claimed to know for sure that SCO was going to lose. Turns out those amateur sleuths were right. Now some of them are writing to me asking how I'd like my crow cooked, and where I'd like it delivered. Others in that highly partisan crowd have suggested that I wanted SCO to win, and even that I was paid off by SCO or Microsoft. Of course that's not true. I've told these folks it's not true. Hasn't stopped them. The truth, as is often the case, is far less exciting than the conspiracy theorists would like to believe. It is simply this: I got it wrong. The nerds got it right.'"

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  1. I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...welcome our new amateur sleuth overlords!

  2. Thank you, Daniel by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's nice to see at least some journalists out there in this day and age are willing to publicly admit when they are wrong.

    1. Re:Thank you, Daniel by frup · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's more like changing sides when the battle turns foul.

    2. Re:Thank you, Daniel by jgarra23 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thank goodness and yes, you are right and Mr. Lyons gets kudos for being wrong and admitting it but he brings up a good point which drives me batty- that conspiracy theorists seem to think that the truth is much more exciting than it is, I've long thought that it was silly to accuse him(Lyons) of being paid by SCO or anyone else and I really wish these "theorists" would think before they speak as their words ruin reputations and cause problems where there should be none and make them look like the jerks they (the theorists) usually are. I have a better name for them, libelous mukrakers.

    3. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's more like changing sides when the battle turns foul. That's right, it's not ok for a man to admit he was wrong. If he does change, call him a flip flopper. Under no circumstances can people ever change. I'm sure you never incorrectly assessed a situation either or have ever been wrong.

      People like you make me fucking sick.
    4. Re:Thank you, Daniel by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Um, why? It's not like he could deny it...

      And his rudeness in persisting to call those who were right "nerds" says a lot more.

    5. Re:Thank you, Daniel by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except that it has nothing to do with "nerds" or "amateur sleuths". It had to do with people who knew Unix, knew its history, knew how systems like Linux and Minix were developed, and laid out the facts. It was skunky little financial journalists who, whether paid shills or not, chose to believe the unsubstantiated claims of McBride and SCO's lawyers, who, from the very beginning, refused to question the fact that these guys were never willing to actually demonstrates alleged infringements, and who got capital to fund their lawsuit in mysterious ways.

      Perhaps in the future these fine financial journalists, when dealing with matters surrounding technology, should do their fucking jobs and talk to the actual fucking people who know about the fucking technology, as opposed to a pack of fucking litigous bastards whose business model amounted to extorting licensing fees.

      I don't think any better of this piece of Wallstreet crapola than I did ten minutes ago. It's impossible now for him to defend his indefensible position, so why the fuck should anyone give him the time of day on it.

      Makes you wonder just how lacking in due dilligence and basic investigative techniques this particular cadre of journalists are. Okay, they're not liars. They're just fucking retards.

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    6. Re:Thank you, Daniel by hey! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it's more like changing sides when the battle turns foul.


      Is this my cue to call you a f***tard?
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    7. Re:Thank you, Daniel by EvanED · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, why? It's not like he could deny it...

      He could have just not written about it more, or tried to argue that the court came to the wrong conclusion, or something like that.

    8. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Quarters · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And just what would you call someone who knows Unix and its history and knows how Linux and Minix were developed you're a nerd. If you fit in to that category you're a nerd.

    9. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up please. It is good Mr. Lyons regrets it now, but unless journalists do their fucking due diligence before writing articles, what is the difference between them and the debt_rating_agencies/stock_analysts/etc. who keep a high rating till the outfit files for bankruptcy or bankruptcy protection. By that time, the damage is ALREADY DONE and they are part of it.

      ps: Yes, it is FUCKING due diligence, because shock words should be used rarely, and to shock -- and this is one of those times.

    10. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It had to do with people who knew Unix, knew its history, knew how systems like Linux and Minix were developed, and laid out the facts.

      Yah...a nerd. Sorry, but that's what those type of people are relative to the general population. It's definitely not a bad thing, just the way it is. It's not a bad word.

    11. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Achoi77 · · Score: 3, Funny

      looks like your 5 digit UID says you do :-)

    12. Re:Thank you, Daniel by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      As I said in another post, reporters don't have to be maritime engineers to report on ships sinking. This reporter works for Forbes, so I wouldn't expect him to know anything about the history of Unix. However, when the note crosses his desk talking about SCOX suing IBM over allegations that SCO's copyrighted Unix code leaking into Linux via AIX, he should do his utmost to learn about these things called Unix, Linux and AIX. That's his job. The fact was that he, like a lot of the Wall Street crowd, don't like open source, and so, rather than being a reporter, he became nothing more than a shill. If he was too stupid to even bother getting paid by SCO, then I'd say that's even more points against him, because if you're going to be a biased prick, then at least be a corrupt biased prick.

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    13. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm...the article was a backhanded insult, you'd have to be an idiot not to have read it between the lines. What he's basically saying is that as ridiculous as we are, SCO turned out to be even more ridiculous, and he is admitting only to being surprised by that fact.

      I suppose if you want to thank him for it, go ahead. Personally I still think he's a shill.

    14. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I give him kudos for admitting he was wrong; I give him a tsk tsk for the way in which he did it. He labels the group at Groklaw as "amateur sleuths" which, in my book, implies that he is a professional sleuth. Why, then, did the "amateur sleuths" who are a collection of individuals, ranging from slashdot geeks in basements through to paralegals, lawyers, software architects, engineers, and probably even a few journalists and PIs, do due dilligence, while he plainly states that he did not?

      I have to admit that I stopped thinking of him as a viable journalist shortly after he started covering this case. In his article, he mentions that he based his writing on what SCO told him, and that he'd been burned once before by not bothering to cover the whole DOS lawsuit. If I had been in his shoes, I would have immediately done a search on Unix, and found out about the BSD/AT&T lawsuit, and how that turned out. At which point, I would have (had I not already known anything about the situation) thought, "Hmm. Sounds like there might be another side to this story," and, being a technical journalist for a financial rag, used my contacts at, say, IBM, or even some uninvolved third party like Red Hat or Novell to try and get a full picture before reporting.

      Corporate Feed Reporting has got so bad nowadays that unless I see evidence in the first paragraph of an article that it is either an opinion piece, or that the reporter has consulted multiple parties, not just copied and pasted some text out of some document provided to them by some other party, I just skip over the rest of the article and do a search on the topic for an article that at least clings to a shred of journalistic integrity.

      An idea I came up with after reading this yesterday:
      Why not apply a rating system to journalists similar to that being used on Wikipedia by the UCSC crew? A journalist's rating is affected by whether they follow journalistic procedures in their writing, who they sell their article to (separate rating system for publishers based on the ratings of journalists who publish throgh them), accuracy of factual reporting, whether they include large blocks of text found to be non original, etc.

    15. Re:Thank you, Daniel by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. Only nerds are entitled to call nerds nerds. Next time he has his computer devirused he might find a few key files corrupted.

      More seriously, I sent in a letter to a local newspaper a few years ago criticizing them for constantly referring to software developers as nerds, like it was some terribly witty and original joke. I asked them if it was also their practise to refer to lawyers as shysters.

      The letter never got printed. On the other hand, their use of the term "nerd" seemed to stop after that.

    16. Re:Thank you, Daniel by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

      And just what would you call someone who knows Unix and its history and knows how Linux and Minix were developed? Professionals, perhaps?
    17. Re:Thank you, Daniel by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      (Score:3, Insightful)
      by hey! (33014) Alter Relationship on Thursday September 20, @04:18PM (#20689089)

      Is this my cue to call you a f***tard?


      It would appear so.

    18. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Stringer+Bell · · Score: 1

      Perhaps in the future these fine financial journalists, when dealing with matters surrounding technology, should do their fucking jobs and talk to the actual fucking people who know about the fucking technology, as opposed to a pack of fucking litigous bastards whose business model amounted to extorting licensing fees.

      Holy shit. Bitter much?

    19. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd just like to know where a writer for FORBES gets off calling OTHER people nerds?

    20. Re:Thank you, Daniel by turing_m · · Score: 1

      If he was wrong, much better of him to just say so without qualifications.

      The truth is rarely what gets written in the papers, whether it's papered over or just omitted. No one doing a back-room deal is going to either admit it or publicize it, but loads of back-room deals still happen. That by definition is a conspiracy - an agreement to perform together an illegal, wrongful, or subversive act.

      The quest to understand what's actually going on in the world requires taking facts, drawing inferences and discussion. Just because some journalist doesn't like it should not stop the general public from trying to get a better understanding of the world than they would through picking up a random glossy magazine or newspaper. If an otherwise intelligent person appears to be taken in by a poor argument, people are right to be suspicious.

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    21. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      "Hmm. Sounds like there might be another side to this story,"

      It's been a while since balanced reporting that explores both sides of an issue outsold a one-sided rant. He's a professional, which basically means he does this to make money, so his first concern is selling the story with some truthiness on the side.

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    22. Re:Thank you, Daniel by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suppose bitter describes it. His pat apology with its backhanded insults doesn't cut the mustard with me. When he publicly admits "I failed as a journalist. I was not reporting in an unbiased fashion and never even bothered to ask some of the guys who were deeply involved in Unix since the olden days, or some of the guys like Linus Torvalds who develop and maintain the kernel."

      Now that would be an apology. This "nerds" and "amateur sleuths" isn't an apology, it's an insult and an indication that he probably doesn't even know how he went wrong.

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    23. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I give him a tsk tsk for the way in which he did it. He labels the group at Groklaw as "amateur sleuths" which, in my book, implies that he is a professional sleuth.
      I think you're reading all this wrongly. My reading of that section is that he's saying that he wrote an anti-Groklaw article in which he labelled them as amateur sleuths (which would thus be one of the things he's retracting). And I don't exactly see why his describing them as amateur sleuths should in any way be taken as a claim that he's a professional sleuth; all the label implies is that he believed in the existence of better investigators, not that he believed himself to be among their number. (Isn't he like more of an analyst than an investigative journalist?)
    24. Re:Thank you, Daniel by sjwest · · Score: 1

      Indeed but writing english should not be the only reason your employed.

      Hacks today take the the easy route - heres a three paragrapgh press release, aha problem solved. - the other side ? there isnt one.

      English is the cure to all the problems, its a shame that the 'complex' technical stuff eluded him. Forbes was spouting a line recently that the Judge on the case (Kimbal?) was not qualified and a jury was needed.

      btw: Forbes 'legal expert' also needs help.

    25. Re:Thank you, Daniel by EreIamJH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. He says he was snowed by SCO, but it seems to me that he chose to be wilfully ignorant. The key omission from his article is any explanation as to why he chose to ignore the analysis provided at Groklaw. He's like a man at the races guessing which horse is going to win based on something superficial like the colour of the jockey's shirt.

      Seems to me he's a 'sound bite' journalist - he sees his job as merely copying down a juicy sound bite instead of actually researching a topic. That said, it could also be that he's too lazy to do the research, or too thick to understanding the technical analaysis at Groklaw.

      Probably all of the above.

    26. Re:Thank you, Daniel by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he retracted the "amateur sleuths" claim by applying a "conspiracy nut" label. Bad form, indeed.

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    27. Re:Thank you, Daniel by orcrist · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Is this my cue to call you a f***tard?

      Since Slashdot doesn't have an automatic "bad words" censor I would say the only fucktard is the one who calls someone a fucktard and doesn't have the fucking balls to just write that. Or are you going to claim you didn't want to offend anyone? :-/
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    28. Re:Thank you, Daniel by slazzy · · Score: 1

      Sounds like SCO's check to Daniel must have bounced...

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    29. Re:Thank you, Daniel by ritesonline · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Give the guy a break, why don't you? He reported on a case and believed a large-ish multinational's story as did quite a few others but unlike them he's putting the record straight and unlike you he's able to use the appropriate language.

    30. Re:Thank you, Daniel by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 1

      It's nice to see at least some journalists out there in this day and age are willing to publicly admit when they are wrong.

      On the other hand the SCO jig is up and he had absolutely nothing to gain by sticking by it's side. He pushed for a version of the story which is crumbling down on more than one front and attacked the credibility of those defending SCO's absolute lack of any merit whatsoever. So in the end he had two choices: risking being labelled as an impartial tool (or even a paid chill) or trying to save a bit of credibility by distancing him from SCO's side.

      It's a simple question, really. Distance himself from this lost cause which is the SCO thing or risking being out of a career.

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    31. Re:Thank you, Daniel by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny

      What record straight? He maligned open source, basically called the developers of the Linux kernel a pack of thieves, mocked (and is still mocking) the people who did his job for him and dug up the evidence. I mean, if a fucking paralegal can bloody well go through the archives and come up with some history, then surely a Forbes reporter can do it as well.

      Fuck him. He's not a journalist. He's a corporate whore with an anti-open source agenda who only fesses up after SCO is laying in ruins. He can take his apology and shove it up his ass, where, I'm assuming, he's recently removed Daryl McBride's manly member.

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    32. Re:Thank you, Daniel by hey! · · Score: 1

      It's not a matter of balls. It's a matter of not being offensive. Too many people can't tell the difference, I know.

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    33. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Not so sure... GP phrased it wrong, but the point is still there: most folks figured that SCO was wrong a long, long time before Lyons gave up defending them. They also refrained from belittling those who sought the truth, such as Groklaw.

      If someone changes their mind, cool - esp. if someone changes it after careful consideration. But after their pet theory/ideology/etc gets squashed like a SCO's bug on IBM's windshield, and after so vehemently defending the likes of McBride & co.? Sure, he hedged his bets after awhile - all pros do that.

      IMHO, I can understand what the guy is feeling. His call was bad, his credibility on the matter is toast, and he probably didn't enjoy having to write that. I will further give him at least the props for loyalty to his ideas and prognostications (then again, it isn't like he could magically change them and think no one would notice, either).

      That said, his behavior was quite crass, somewhat elitist, and quite frankly, he gets what he gives, y'know?

      /P

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    34. Re:Thank you, Daniel by ritesonline · · Score: 0

      OK. And appropriate language...

    35. Re:Thank you, Daniel by idontgno · · Score: 1

      You're right. Parent poster's language and tone are entirely inappropriate.

      Not nearly enough swearing.

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    36. Re:Thank you, Daniel by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      So how does keeping the word the same so that people still know what it is make it any less offensive?

    37. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Tatarize · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It isn't like it took much sleuthing. We are SCO we own Linux. Buy a license from us, we own the code that made it do the stuff it did before even though it doesn't that stuff on embedded devices... buy a license on the embedded device too. --- Hm, my spidey sense is tingling... I think they are full of crap.

      That's the amount of research it took. Then we applied the fact that IBM didn't have retards for lawyers and predicted a victory for IBM. This guy is pretending it took any research at all to come to the right opinion is an insult. It took five seconds of "hey these guys are lying through their teeth" to come to that conclusion. It's like finding an argument that concludes "Therefore, Bananas can fly." -- We don't need to know anything about the argument to know that it isn't sound.

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    38. Re:Thank you, Daniel by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I see, so if I rephrased it:

      "Daniel Lyons, a journalist for Forbes, has just made a statement on their website admitting he was wrong about SCO. Through the course of this alleged apology, he takes backhanded swipes at the amateurs who showed more capability of doing his job than he did. If the quality of financial reporting can be summed up in a man who all but openly accuses Linux kernel developers of being thieves, mocks amateur investigators and generally betrays a deep prejudice against open source software. It's difficult to imagine how such a person can consider themselves a journalist, or why anyone would employ them in that capacity. Lyons' apology doesn't really feel all that heartfelt, and the fact that he still treats those who could have, if he had bothered listening, explained the facts behind Linux and the nature of SCO's lies and distortions, with disrespect is indicative of a man who does not deserve the position or title of journalist."

      I still say "fuck you, you corporate whore" is much more effective, and accurate.

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    39. Re:Thank you, Daniel by complete+loony · · Score: 4, Funny

      I got it wrong. The nerds got it right. Translation:

      And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
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    40. Re:Thank you, Daniel by glwtta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And his rudeness in persisting to call those who were right "nerds" says a lot more.

      I keep reading these comments in the thread - since when did "nerd" become and actual, serious insult? Did we have to trade it to the PC Police to get "black" back a couple of years ago, or something?

      Lighten up. Personally I prefer "geek" (mostly because it's more accurate), but anyone who has strong feelings about the technical merits of "SCO vs The World" is, by definition, a nerd.

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    41. Re:Thank you, Daniel by init100 · · Score: 1

      We are SCO we own Linux.

      That reminds me of this one.

    42. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      "As I said in another post, reporters don't have to be maritime engineers to report on ships sinking."

      Quite. But if he is going to report "the ships are sinking because of bad welds",
      he had better do some *real* research into the subject. Not just superficial
      "I dont know ships, but this allegation sounds reasonable" stuff.

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    43. Re:Thank you, Daniel by ritesonline · · Score: 1

      The point is if you believe Lyons now then there was no conspiracy and no payola, just a hack somewhat out of his depth. The suggestion that he was being paid to deliberately mislead is a far greater malignment than the assertion that some developers 'borrowed' bits of code. IMO this was not so much an apology as a journalist trying to clear his name of the corruption smear. I guess what you're saying is that ignorance is no excuse.

    44. Re:Thank you, Daniel by fanatic · · Score: 1

      Hm, my spidey sense is tingling... I think they are full of crap.

      I thought SCO was full probably full of it early on. But I knew it was all crap when they wouldn't show any infringing code, except to know-nothing journalists like Didio and Enderle, under NDA. At that point, I knew they had nothing.

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    45. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Forge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well my 4 Digit UID says he doesn't.

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    46. Re:Thank you, Daniel by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      The term "geek" can be highly offensive too. In the first half of the 20th century, a "geek show" was a carnival act where a man would bite the head off of a snake or a chicken and drink its blood.
       
      Tell your grandmother that you're a geek and she might faint.

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    47. Re:Thank you, Daniel by div_2n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It seems to me that nerd is to geek is as jock is to athlete. While both carry similar semantical underpinnings, one sounds like and is most certainly meant as an insult and the other is merely a very descriptive adjective.

      I seriously doubt it is by accident that he used the insult instead of the adjective here. He was made to look like a tool by us geeks and clearly isn't happy about it.

    48. Re:Thank you, Daniel by lysse · · Score: 3, Interesting

      At least he didn't call them "freetards" this time.

    49. Re:Thank you, Daniel by jdigriz · · Score: 1

      >Why not apply a rating system to journalists similar to that being used on Wikipedia by the UCSC crew? A journalist's rating is affected by whether they follow journalistic procedures in their writing, who they sell their article to (separate rating system for publishers based on the ratings of journalists who publish throgh them), accuracy of factual reporting, whether they include large blocks of text found to be non original, etc. Let's do it! Rob Enderle and John Dvorak will have such a low rating!

    50. Re:Thank you, Daniel by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, ignorance is not an excuse. If he was over his head, he should have not written about it at all. If he is incapable and/or unwilling to learn a little history, then he should have just left the thing alone. He was, willing or unwilling, knowingly or just ignorantly, aiding a scam, and he bears a good deal of responsibility for that. Worse, his apology is no apology at all. He's still trying to pull some superiority thing, like somehow being an out-his-depth journalist is better than being someone who actually knows what they're talking about.

      There seems to be a few people around here that think spreading lies, but through ignorance rather than intent, is somehow better, or less bad. They're both bad, they both can do harm. He owes every single developer of the Linux kernel, including the guys at IBM, an apology. He maligned them, and until he does that, rather than this rather shallow generalized apology to "nerds" and "amateur sleuths", he hasn't apologized at all.

      So fuck him. He doesn't have a reputation in my books, and deserves all the derision that gets heaped on him.

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    51. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't understand how a JOURNALIST can get snowed by a company like SCO in the first place. Whatever happened to educating yourself, conducting some degree of investigation and then reporting? How is taking what the subject of your reporting says to you as gospel journalism, in any remote way? What is this guy -- Larry King?

      Also, how does a guy who writes articles in a financial magazine about lawsuits get off calling *anyone* nerds?!

    52. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nice to see at least some journalists out there in this day and age are willing to publicly admit when they are wrong.

      But given how obvious of a scam it was from the start, by admitting to being so utterly clueless so as to fall for something so blatantly obvious and then not immediately resigning he proves it to be a completely empty gesture.

      It's like he said, "Durrrr I fell for a trick a retarded monkey could see through but you should keep reading my predictions even though I've demonstrated how worthless they are".

      It's just like the Congressional Democrats who voted for the war claiming they were fooled by Bush's transparent scam. OK, if you're that fucking stupid resign.
      You have no place having any responsibility for anybody else, so you need to step down and let somebody suited for the purpose step up.

      So, don't thank him, because what he did isn't honest. It was an empty gesture intended to get you to go against your own best interests and basic common sense.

    53. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ...amounted to extorting licensing fees.

      Didn't you really mean "...amounted to fucking extorting fucking licensing fees."?

    54. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Did you read any of his "reporting" about GPLv3? Time and time again he refers to RMS and those who agree with him as "extremists". He sounds like he's talking about the Montana Freemen.

      LK

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    55. Re:Thank you, Daniel by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Yeah well. Never taken fiscal advice from a "nerd" and never take technology advice from Forbes. Deal?

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    56. Re:Thank you, Daniel by klenwell · · Score: 1
      Um, why? It's not like he could deny it...

      But he could have ignored it. Or tried harder to spin it.

      I thought the most interesting part of Nassim Nicholas Taleb's last book, The Black Swan, was what he referred to as the Scandal of Prediction, the Expert Problem, and the Tragedy of the Empty Suit. This is more relevant to analysts and self-professed pundits than journalists perhaps. But as he points out, whatever the field, paid experts are rarely held to account for bad predictions. He cites one study that attempted to empirically measured the accuracy of experts:

      The only regularity Tetlock [the researcher] found was the negative effect of reputation on prediction: those who had a big reputation were worse predictors than those who had none. (p. 151) I guess this could serve as another data-point within that cluster.
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    57. Re:Thank you, Daniel by plover · · Score: 1
      But this issue was neither. This issue really was "Who should you take legal advice from? Nerds, Forbes, armchair lawyers, real lawyers, P.J., or Alberto Gonzales?"

      I still don't have an answer, but IANAL so don't listen to me!

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    58. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Eskarel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Meh, I'm a nerd, and I use linux on a daily basis and open source software wherever possible and practical both in my work and personal life, but I still think that RMS is an extremist. Logically speaking he is an extremist, the view he holds on software freedom doesn't hold any place for non free software and so is therefor the extreme of that view. You don't have to believe the solution to your problem is in shooting everyone who doesn't agree with you to be an extremist.

    59. Re:Thank you, Daniel by doc_doofus · · Score: 1
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    60. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Emnar · · Score: 1

      And his rudeness in persisting to call those who were right "nerds" says a lot more.

      You realize you posted this on a website whose slogan is "News for Nerds", right?

    61. Re:Thank you, Daniel by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hmm... This is a basically just a huge case of "I told you so".

      For what it's worth, I look at this like the O.J. Simpson murder trial. Talk to virtually anyone, and they would tell you "Oh yeah, OJ's guilty as sin" despite the fact that almost none of them had seen even an iota of evidence. Perhaps they intrinsicly knew he was guilty, based on his actions. But I also think most people just wanted him to be guilty regardless of the facts.

      The same was true of SCO. The Linux crowd wanted SCO to be wrong. They wanted it bad. The very idea that it was even possible for SCO to be right was so horrific to them, they just knew it couldn't be true, evidence or not.

      In both cases, those people just happened to be right. But in both cases, they certainly *COULD* have been wrong. They were making judgements based on emotions, not facts.

      As for Groklaw, I think it's pushing it to say they "sought the truth". In Groklaws case, they sought validation of their emotional beliefs. They refused to acknowledge the existence of anything that might question that opinion. There was frequently false, and outright dishonest information on Groklaw presented as fact, with hundreds, if not thousands of cheerleaders making snide comments.

      Again, it just so happesn that the facts eventually vindicated them. But that doesn't change the fact that they were closed minded and sought only to validate their preconceptions.

      I think a truly objective reporter WOULD have given SCO the benefit of the doubt. Not saying they were right, of course, cause that's just as bad. But at least continuing to use the words "alledgedly" or "claims".

      In fact, I think the whole mess has been a HUGE black mark on the Linux communities image. Yes, SCO was wrong, they were right, but it left a bad taste in a lot of peoples mouths. The ends did not justify the means.

    62. Re:Thank you, Daniel by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      The important thing about disparaging terms is always going to be context, while terms like geek or nerds could be used whilst paying a compliment or as a shared term, it should definitely not be used when attempting an apology, then it does come off as a rather pathetic hidden insult.

      For me, geeks are just nerds who fight back rather than run away, in its original context it's meant as a disparaging term, however, any term targeted at those of higher intellect can be readily de-fanged just by willingly the term as an accepted identifier, consider us older geeks/nerds and the change of acceptance of the term that we collectively forced.

      Of course for this particular writer, who cares, apology no apology, he is just another failed blogvertiser who as discredited their opinion, and with a rather inflated ego to boot, a real carry on about how 'signifcant' his apology is.

      Now if he is really sincere in his apology he should apologise to the investors who got burnt by what looks like nothing more than a pump and dump scheme by SCO management (and a marketing scheme by M$), investors who could have based their investment choice in SCO as a result of reading and being foolish enough to believe his article, which it turns out was nothing but a part of SCO marketing scheme to inflate the share price (ignorance is no excuse for those that claim expertise).

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    63. Re:Thank you, Daniel by chartreuse · · Score: 5, Informative

      Remember, this guy also wrote the Forbes cover story claiming blogs were "an online lynch mob spouting liberty but spewing lies, libel and invective", then turned around and started the Fake Steve Jobs blog.

      Another triumph for consistency.

    64. Re:Thank you, Daniel by plover · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of one of the more interesting conflicts we had in Minnesota when Jesse Ventura was governor. He once referred to the media as "jackals", and discovered that favorable coverage wasn't quite as easy to come by after having said that.

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    65. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps in the future these fine financial journalists, when dealing with matters surrounding technology, should do their fucking jobs and talk to the actual fucking people who know about the fucking technology, as opposed to a pack of fucking litigous bastards whose business model amounted to extorting licensing fees.
      Fucking A!
    66. Re:Thank you, Daniel by plover · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Actually, I think he may owe a lot more than a handful of apologies.

      How many people were duped into investing in SCO because a reputable magazine like Forbes backed them? How many had their shares wiped out completely because his "analysis" of the legal situation turned out to be a mere parroting of the paid corporate shills?

      I'd be more than mad if I lost my money because of this man's inept journalism. I'd be hiring a lawyer.

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    67. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Rudolf · · Score: 1


      And his rudeness in persisting to call those who were right "nerds" says a lot more


      Do you feel the same way about Slashdot? "News for nerds."

    68. Re:Thank you, Daniel by SL+Baur · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It doesn't. There isn't difference between "fuck", "f**k" or even "fsck" if used as an expletive. Alternative spellings are just pathetic (much the same as writing "M$", "Micro$oft", Shrub, Hitlery, etc.) and only shows that the author is mentally challenged.

      Does anyone remember the Wally George "Hot Seat" show on local LA television in the early 80's? He had an extremely effective flaming style. He'd quote back things the guest had said or written, have his studio audience howl in laughter or boo, then when the guest starts to protest, have him forcibly removed from the stage by armed guards.

      Sadly, Wally appears to have gone on to coach the President of the United States and certain presidential candidates.

      Let Mr. Lyons alone. He admitted fault. That works for me.

    69. Re:Thank you, Daniel by cduffy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure you want to get into that battle?

    70. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh ... ask linus ... that's like asking MS if they infringe any patents.

      Hey ... let's talk to linus for an unbiased oppinion ... my arse.

    71. Re:Thank you, Daniel by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Um, why? It's not like he could deny it...

      Didn't Dan Rather just sue CBS? Incompetent "journalists" can deny whatever they want!

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    72. Re:Thank you, Daniel by graffix_jones · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's like finding an argument that concludes "Therefore, Bananas can fly." -- We don't need to know anything about the argument to know that it isn't sound.


      I thought all fruit flies like a banana?
    73. Re:Thank you, Daniel by mstone · · Score: 1

      Or it can be a Scottish term for a certain kind of fish. 150 years ago, a 'girl' was any small child, regardless of gender.

      Welcome to linguistic drift.

      WRT TFA, my reading says Lyons was making a chagrined reference to his attitude at the time, which was admittedly condescending. He's since learned that those people he looked down on had a much better grip on the situation than he did, and knows damn well that the shoe is now on the other foot.

      The "I'm repeating my insult now that I know it makes me look like a complete idiot" thing is a fairly common literary device in abject apologies. It's on par with taping a "kick me" sign to your own chest.

      He could have executed it a tad better by putting 'nerds' in quotes the second time to indicate that the word was now in question, but I don't read it as one more insult to the Groklaw community. Quite the opposite.

    74. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 1

      That's mildly ridiculous.. since, as you pointed out, calling Dan Rather a journalist is like calling GWB a 5 Star General, CBS really didn't have the grounds to fire him for journalistic inaccuracy or incompetence.

      I think if he follows that line of argument, he's gunna win that one for sure.

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    75. Re:Thank you, Daniel by arth1 · · Score: 1

      A black person can call himself a nigger, but a white person can't, unless he means to offend.
      I can call myself a nerd, but an MBA can't, unless he means to offend.

    76. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd agree with calling RMS an absolutist. But what could be less "extreme" than software philosophy?

      LK

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    77. Re:Thank you, Daniel by glwtta · · Score: 1

      it should definitely not be used when attempting an apology, then it does come off as a rather pathetic hidden insult

      I can't see that at all, given the context. It seems a little like people are so used to dumping on the guy that they can't take a chagrined apology graciously. Which is kind of a shame.

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    78. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it's like all other slurs - depends on the context. A black dude calling his friend a nigga isn't necessarily an insult. A gay dude calling his buddy a fag/queer is not an insult. I (a computer programmer) call you (a slashdot reader) a nerd, is not an insult. But a bizrag writer calls you a "nerd" in the way that douche did (linking you to "amateur sleuth"), is an insult. And consider the context - the douche writes for a lousy bizrag - we're not talking about WSJ, the Economist, or even the BW.

    79. Re:Thank you, Daniel by gordo3000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      so someone who says a number of blogs are full of crap(which they are, many are just people using the cover of being 'unbiased' to flame) compared to a blog which was admittedly a parody of certain people is somehow inconsistent?

      I didn't realize that if someone denounces the media as biased they can't go make the daily show......

    80. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you extra-low UID guys have some sort of mailing list that tells you that these threads are happening? It seems like every time one starts, one of you 3-digit people comes in to trump everyone else.

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    81. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      They probably (A) all read the same threads, being old-schoolers from the days when Slashdot was (so I've heard) far more focused on tech issues, and (B) have many of each other marked as Friends, possibly with +1 bonuses, so they pop out of the noise to each other.

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    82. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Forge · · Score: 2, Informative

      Us old timers have more free time on our hands now that we can delegate to you youngsters.

      Although I do miss some of them.

      "An Ominous Cow Herd" and "The Glorious Meept" for instance.

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    83. Re:Thank you, Daniel by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1, Funny

      Let Mr. Lyons alone.

      All you people care about is readers and making money off of him! Leave him alone! He hasn't written a column for years! HE'S A HUMAN!!! You're lucky he even WRITES for you BASTARDS!

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    84. Re:Thank you, Daniel by kerohazel · · Score: 1

      This sort of logic is what keeps terms like "nerd" an insult in the eyes of many. If non-nerds can't use the word as anything except an insult, then guess what? An insult it will always remain. Now, if we can be adults about the whole thing, and learn to distinguish between a blatant insult and a conveniently descriptive noun (and all the shades of gray in between), then maybe the word "nerd" will start earning a bit more respect.

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    85. Re:Thank you, Daniel by xENoLocO · · Score: 1

      My UID > Your UID.

      Literally.

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    86. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't get into that battle, either ;)

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    87. Re:Thank you, Daniel by tmk · · Score: 1

      Why not apply a rating system to journalists similar to that being used on Wikipedia by the UCSC crew? A journalist's rating is affected by whether they follow journalistic procedures in their writing, who they sell their article to (separate rating system for publishers based on the ratings of journalists who publish throgh them), accuracy of factual reporting, whether they include large blocks of text found to be non original, etc.

      a) because it is too much work.
      b) because it may work in theory, but even the Wikipedia rating system is in fact not very useful.
      c) because a journalist may not be able to publish his sources.

    88. Re:Thank you, Daniel by fwarren · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well in the OJ trial
      1. They got the outcome the wanted...no riots in LA.
      2. To believe OJ was innocent because he was framed. You had to believe the lead detective took a bloody glove from the scene of the crime, planted OJ's DNA evidence on the glove, and deposited it at OJ's estate. All because he was a raciest, which had to be the case. Because 12 years eariler, someone heard him use the word "nigger" one time.
      Generally speaking. When the police find a glove with the blood of the victim, and the dna of the accused. At the accused's residence some miles away from the scene of the crime. The police are not grand standing and usually have a pretty good case.

      A better example might be the Michael Jackson case. While most people may believe that Jackson molests young boys under the age of 16. It seems that these 2 boys were NOT molested by him. It was stupid for the DA to bring that case against Michael Jackson. Even Geraldo Rivera was able to show that the DA's case was full hot air only a week after the DA decided to indite.

      A reporter is not supposed to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. They are supposed to collect facts and make meaningful determinations about those facts. All information is not to be given the same weight.

      As far as you charges against Groklaw. From all the reading I have done there. They would have been open to real evidence. If there had been an article where IBM said they were going to bury SCO with there own code. It would have turned heads. If SCO had actually produced code so the linux maintainers could mitigate the damage. Groklaw would of looked at the code, and I believe had admited that someone was in the wrong for putting it in Linux.

      From day one, when SCO said "We are not telling you what lines of code infringe, or you will remove them and say you are not liable." It was pretty clear they were not to be trusted. Step one would have been to ask that code to be removed. Step two would be to prove that IBM put it there in the first place.

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    89. Re:Thank you, Daniel by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      So are you going to insult the guy or are you going to keep on flapping your gums all day?

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    90. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah yeah... We've seen it before, it always ends up with that guy #16 or #10 (or whatever his id is) showing up. Hilarious.... the first two times.

    91. Re:Thank you, Daniel by chartreuse · · Score: 1

      many are just people using the cover of being 'unbiased' to flame Hmmm, you're right. He was using the cover of being 'biased' under someone else's name to flame Linux. That's entirely different.

      Thanks for the correction.
    92. Re:Thank you, Daniel by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1, Insightful


      With the greatest agreement that it was your cue to deride the original poster, fucktard would be a better word than 'fucktard.' There is no inherent property of the word fuck that must make it offensive. The fact that it is considered vulgar by some goes back to the Norman invasion of England when the language of the gentry became French and anyone who wanted to consider themselves upper class, spoke in that language. English words such as fuck and cunt became derided and were considered the language of the common masses. Indeed the word 'vulgar' is merely Latin for 'common.' It's simply a class thing. As the middle classes arose and put on airs and graces, they too started to condemn the language of the common man. Printed and written matter taking it's first steps amongst the middle and upper classes naturally led to such words being excluded from popular medium.

      Those people who consider fuck to be a bad word, independent of any intent behind it, will not be fooled or mollified by a few wildcard symbols inserted in it. Those of us who do not consider the word to be bad (i.e. those whose language has not been corrupted by upper-class French sycophants) and therefore would not have been offended by the word, are now instructed to be offended by the emphasis placed on the word by the inclusion of the wildcard symbols, as their inclusion clearly signifies that regardless of our own opinions the intent is to be obscene. And we are more concerned by intent than we are by accident of form due to cultural background.

      Now of course, you are free to write fucktard or f**ktard as you choose and I would not presume otherwise. But for the logical reasons in the previous paragraph, I believe that it would be better to write either fucktard itself, or some other words entirely, perhaps, 'oxygen thief' or other amusing term. It is disturbing that people's objection is to the fuck part of the compound word fucktard, when the latter part is clearly derived from retard, a clinical condition. But such are the vaguaries of word-prejudice.

      -H.

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    93. Re:Thank you, Daniel by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1
      Edit:

      fucktard would be a better word than 'fucktard.'
      should be

      fucktard would be a better word than 'f**ktard.'
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    94. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know it's trivial to win the battle of larger UID, right?

    95. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Gearoid_Murphy · · Score: 1

      I agree, but I feel strongly that journalists are guilty of inaccurately portraying a situation to suit their own beliefs. If they were true journalists, in the sense that they reported on the news, they would just report on the facts. The truth is that they don't. This is a rare case of a journalist having the integrity to admit when he was wrong, but there are countless cases of journalists who willingly take a strong angle of interpretation when reporting on a story. The noise created by reports on the supposed brittleness of the new composite materials used in boeing planes (and airbus, as well as any other advanced aviation companies) is a typical example of journalists overstepping the line.

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    96. Re:Thank you, Daniel by AVee · · Score: 1

      Thats to be seen, you may just end up getting the lowest UID ever. That's not bad, -2147483648 is a cool uid too.

    97. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Vanders · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd like to point out that it's attitudes like yours that have given us the politicians of today who will never, ever, admit to be being wrong. It's like changing your mind, even in the face of new evidence, has become some sort of moral weakness.

      Changing your mind and admitting your were wrong is healthy and normal, and we need more people to do it more often.

    98. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      But he's also proved he's a crap journalist as he didn't check all the facts - he is obviously swayed by men in suits He should resign and help sweep out SCO's offices as they leave

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    99. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't give SCO the "benefit of the doubt". He supported their thesis since the beginning.

      And no matter how much we told him he was wrong, he only realised that after SCO filled chapter 11.

      Sad.

    100. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take your 3 digit UID and beat you with my 1 digit UID!

    101. Re:Thank you, Daniel by AVee · · Score: 1

      I'd be more than mad if I lost my money because of this man's inept journalism. I'd be hiring a lawyer.

      You sir, must be american.
      I mean, Daniel Lyons screwed up big time. If I were his boss he'd be fired for suck a cock up. But anyone investing in a company that's running a huge legal battle should either accept the risk or do their own research. Anyone losing out on an investment which was based on the opinion of single journalist is just plain stupid and got what he deserved.

    102. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, the writer is a business journalist who should have known better, and who is obviously trying to salvage his reputation by spinning his absurdly erroneous commentary as resulting from an acceptable mistake instead of from incompetence or corruption.

      I'm not buying it.

    103. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And he wasn't "snowed". He mantained his biased view, in favour of SCO, for years -- until it became absurdly clear that SCO didn't have anything to support their claims.

    104. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lyons is a petty and irrelevant . He was before SCO and he still is.

      He encountered a journalist of integrity and ideals and in comparison revealed himself to be vacuous and self-serving. This is still the case. Just read his recent posts. Lyons and integrity parted company long ago. His contributions are as relevant as a fart in a strong wind.

    105. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Lazypete · · Score: 1

      Indeed Daniel Jackson! err... Lyons

    106. Re:Thank you, Daniel by ti1ion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you are going to have to come up with some proof of your assertions about Groklaw and your claim of false "facts."

      I began reading Groklaw not long after the suit was filed. Someone on Slashdot mentioned it and I checked it out. What I found was that PJ asked the same question everyone else was asking: where is the code? Some things in the initial filing by SCO were just silly, like the whole "Linux was a bicycle and IBM stole our code to make it a Cadillac" bit. PJ objected to it, as did others. The problem was that SCO never provided any real evidence. When SCO's lawyers made assertions that were wrong, Groklaw corrected them. PJ and others dug up information and discussed how relevant it was to the case. I would agree that for a while PJ's personal comments became a little tiring, so I skipped them. But, it is rather understandable when she was being personally attacked by not only SCO and their lawyers, but also by Lyons and other journalists who could not stand being called out for their "press-release reporting."

      So, please show me where (and since you say it was frequent you should have no trouble there) false "facts" were presented.

    107. Re:Thank you, Daniel by hansraj · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have seen people using comma or parentheses excessively, including myself, but you beat them all with your generous (and improper) usage of full stop.

    108. Re:Thank you, Daniel by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      You were doing alright for a bit but cunt is from the german for prostitute, hence the name of the road the Bank of England stand on : Gropecunt Lane now known as Threadneedle Street, an amusing turnaround imho.

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    109. Re:Thank you, Daniel by orcrist · · Score: 1

      Thank you for making my point. I guess my short version was not clear enough for some people, and *I* got marked flamebait. sheesh.

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    110. Re:Thank you, Daniel by orcrist · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of not being offensive.

      You either didn't read or didn't understand the intent behind my last sentence. How could you possibly offend someone with "fucktard" who *isn't* offended by "f***tard"?

      So "f***tard" is nice? Inoffensive? Help me out here... I mean you're on my friends list, so you must have said something pretty insightful once for me to add you but as a couple of others have pointed out: That makes no sense.

      To paraphrase George Carlin: it's amazing that people find the word "fuck" offensive, but not the word "kill". His idea was to take all the old clichés with "kill" and replace it with "fuck", so: "Well we're gonna fuck you sheriff; but, we're gonna fuck you slooooow" :-)
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    111. Re:Thank you, Daniel by The+Slashdot+Guy · · Score: 1

      It's too bad that these fucktards will moderate anything they don't want to hear as flamebait. Your post is not flamebait, as it is presently modded. It is pretty accurate. I wouldn't have said mentally challenged though. The usage of the examples in your post are more childish than anything.

    112. Re:Thank you, Daniel by orcrist · · Score: 1

      You were doing alright for a bit but cunt is from the german(sic) for prostitute

      No. Even the article you point to says that "cunt" was German for.... well, "cunt"...errrrr, I mean "female pudenda" ;-)

      Main Entry: cunt
        Pronunciation: 'k&nt
        Function: noun
        Etymology: Middle English cunte; akin to Middle Low German kunte female pudenda
        1 usually obscene : the female genital organs; also : sexual intercourse with a woman
        2 usually disparaging & obscene : WOMAN

      p.s. Heh, that last line reads pretty funny if you leave away the beginning of the definition ;-)
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    113. Re:Thank you, Daniel by orcrist · · Score: 1

      I'd like to point out that it's attitudes like yours that have given us the politicians of today who will never, ever, admit to be being wrong.


      Well let's not throw the baby out with the bath water. I agree with your main point that politicians shouldn't always be automatically derided for changing a position, but going to the other extreme of not even questioning the motives behind someone changing his mind is also a bit extreme. As many have pointed out, Lyons is giving a pretty weak "mea culpa", implying SCO lost just because Linux has a following, and basically saying it wasn't really his fault, he was fooled. This really looks like someone who hasn't changed anything but his public stance, and is trying to get some brownie points for "showing integrity".
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    114. Re:Thank you, Daniel by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pwnz3d.

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    115. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As I said in another post, reporters don't have to be maritime engineers to report on ships sinking."

      Maybe I'm crazy, but as a professional reporter couldn't someone, you know, consult a maritime engineer about a ship sinking?

      The way this guy acted, he'd be the last guy on board the Titanic as it was sinking because someone on the crew said in the first few minutes "everything's fine". You'd think he'd at least consider talking to a few other crewmembers, and referring to the facts in front of his face, before taking their word for it, especially as the ship was sliding deeper beneath the waves.

    116. Re:Thank you, Daniel by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      I didn't know he used the fake steve blog to flame linux?? worse yet, you seem to have believed what you read on a blog with the word Fake in it.

      of course, you might be the kind of person that things A Modest Proposal was just an misnomer and the content was actually what the author was suggesting.....

      Just because Fox News isn't really news doesn't mean there can't be either the Daily Show or good news programs in existence. equivalently, just because a lot of bloggers are full of shit doesn't mean their can't be extremely informative blogs and blogs that parody people(as all a blog really is is a method of communicating and it's the person on the other end that is at fault for hte quality of that blog).

    117. Re:Thank you, Daniel by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      I love these low-digit pissing matches, suddenly some seriously low numbers come out of the woodwork. I myself can't recall if I registered right away when I began reading Slashdot - was registration a feature right from the beginning?

    118. Re:Thank you, Daniel by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Sounds more to me like your trying to defuse what the guy said instead of listening to logical deduction.
      Why are you so in love with him?
      Would it not have been more prudent for him to say "It appears the SCO opposition was correct" instead of referring to them as "nerds"?

      Since no one other than he has used that term in these proceedings. It's a thinly veiled attempt at humor, if it is humor, considering he's equating SCO to being the jocks, and the SCO defensive as "nerds".

      Personally I think he's been watching way too many 80's movies, lately.

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    119. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I keep reading these comments in the thread - since when did "nerd" become and actual, serious insult? Did we have to trade it to the PC Police to get "black" back a couple of years ago, or something? How about "open source supporters" or "advocates". That would be more informative to the reader. "Nerd" or "geek" seems to only distort the story and hide information within a buzzword.

    120. Re:Thank you, Daniel by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      While I can certainly understand and, to a certain point, sympathize with your feelings towards the guy, I think you're missing something here.

      Ever deal with an inexperienced computer user who does something completely stupid? Sure, we all have. Did that person know it was stupid when they did it? Most likely not. People don't know what they don't know. A more exact translation of that would be "all actions seem valid to those who have an insufficient understanding of the situation."

      Try to put yourself in this guy's shoes for just a nanosecond. On one had he's got SCO, its armies of lawyers, and its long history of Unix. SCO is a business, and this guy understands businesses (he works at Forbes, for crying out loud). On the other hand you've got this nebulous Linux thingy run by a bunch of longhairs with Cheeto dust on their keyboards. They're all about free this, open that, and frequently associated with software, music, and video piracy. In short, most are openly anti-business, anti-establishment, go-fuck-The-Man types. Given his background, can you not help but understand why he'd give more credibility to SCO? This same anti-business reputation (deserved or not) is also a stumbling block to larger corporate Linux acceptance.

      Sure, you and I can see the fallibility in what he did, but that's due to our different perspective. He lacked that. While that doesn't change the fact that he's wrong, it certainly takes the nefariousness out of this argument, don't you think? Ignorance may be bliss, but it's not a crime. They guy is limited by the blinders of his experience and environment. If anything, you should be happy that he's had an experience that will likely change his viewpoint on such things.

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    121. Re:Thank you, Daniel by VeriTea · · Score: 1

      No it wasn't, in fact there was a bit of protest and insistence that registration would destroy the benefits of anonymity. It is difficult to imagine now, but that was the general feeling people had towards the internet back in the mid-to-late 90's. I myself didn't register for years, partially because I sympathized with that feeling at the time, and also because I didn't need to. Every time I posted (which I only did because I knew something relevant to the discussion) my post would get modded up to +5. As Slashdot grew the noise increased and it became nearly impossible to get any moderator attention to AC postings.

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    122. Re:Thank you, Daniel by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I love these low-digit pissing matches, suddenly some seriously low numbers come out of the woodwork. I myself can't recall if I registered right away when I began reading Slashdot - was registration a feature right from the beginning? Nope. And even when one could register, I didn't see much reason to at first. Eventually enough widgets got attached to accounts that I gave in.
    123. Re:Thank you, Daniel by greginnj · · Score: 1

      My theory is that a lot more of them are actively reading than you might think; they're just more Zen about it, and don't feel the need to talk as much. Occasionally they see fit to drop some pearls of gnomic wisdom on us, but most of the time they just read. The low-UID threads are a particularly funny (and easy) joke for them, so they tend to pipe up on those. For a fictional version of the usually-silent-elders concept, check out Lafferty's story Nine Hundred Grandmothers.

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    124. Re:Thank you, Daniel by quantum+bit · · Score: 1

      "Who should you take legal advice from? Nerds, Forbes, armchair lawyers, real lawyers, P.J., or Alberto Gonzales?" That's an easy one. CowboyNeal.
    125. Re:Thank you, Daniel by bigpicture · · Score: 1

      No one can be right 100% of the time. But when you discover that you are wrong and publicly admit it, that leads to learning and personal growth. (trial and error method) Of course "denial" that you are wrong, which is the SCO MO, leads to where?

    126. Re:Thank you, Daniel by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      Arrrgghhh...:-)
      I once had a a really low UID, but I somehow lost the password and didn't have the same email anymore and I just created this new one. Wonder if I still can recover the old account?

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    127. Re:Thank you, Daniel by msouth · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think the "real answer" is more mundane. He works for a "real journalism" company as a "real journalist" and Groklaw isn't in his league. Automatically worthy of derision if it dares to question "real journalists".

      Just basic job-specific arrogance, same thing you find in science, technology, religion, engineering, or any other profession with people in it.

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    128. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      you must be new here

    129. Re:Thank you, Daniel by anticypher · · Score: 1

      I once had UID 492, but left the job and the machine with the cookies that stored the UID. Sometime in 1998 I created my current account, not really caring one way or the other about being 48312. Sometimes when these low UID pissing matches come along, I'd like to participate, but it's not that big a deal. I was there when the site was called "Chips and Dips", and yes, my beard is now completely gray.

      Recently while cleaning out some old boxes, I found the notebook where I recorded my original /. login, with the UID, username and password, and the email account I used at the time. I tried re-enabling the account, but clearly cmdrtaco waits for no man, and regularly purges the older accounts. You'll get over it.

      the AC, UID 48312

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    130. Re:Thank you, Daniel by fataugie · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

      Why am I responding to an AC?

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    131. Re:Thank you, Daniel by greedyturtle · · Score: 1

      Wonder how much longer until people start selling their Slashdot accounts on eBay... and does selling your mySpace profile mean that all your mySpace friends have to be their friend now, instead?

    132. Re:Thank you, Daniel by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      {Looks upents by line. Ponders momentarily...}

      Um, that would be a ZERO digit UID.

    133. Re:Thank you, Daniel by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Why are you so in love with him?

      I hate overzealous political correctness, is all. I have no idea who this guy is, apart from reading TFA.

      It's a thinly veiled attempt at humor

      What does that even mean? Why on earth would he veil his attempts at humor, however thinly? I get it, you don't think it was the least bit humorous (I would still go with "levity" rather than "humor"), but getting your panties all in a knot over this? That's just insane.

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    134. Re:Thank you, Daniel by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Man, get a server error on post and this mess shows up. That should read

      {Looks up at parents by-line. Ponders momentarily...}

      The by-line was originally wrong, but WTF happened to "up at parents" sheesh. Grumble.

    135. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Wheely · · Score: 1

      I still miss that guy with the Nathalie Portman obsession. Can't remember his name but it began with an "o". I think he got banned eventually.

      I was reading the site for ages before I registered but I guess I should be pleased with my nice round number.

    136. Re:Thank you, Daniel by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to educating yourself, conducting some degree of investigation and then reporting?

      He attended the Dan Rather school of journalism?

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    137. Re:Thank you, Daniel by dwye · · Score: 1

      > In the first half of the 20th century, a "geek show" was
      > a carnival act where a man would bite the head off of a
      > snake or a chicken and drink its blood.

      And that was the correct definition of "geek" in the later half, as well.

      OTOH, a nerd was someone who studied more than was thought sufficient (usually by those getting passes in Intermediate Basketweaving, ie, the jocks, vs the athletes).

      The inversion that people seem to be suggesting is the equivalent of blacks/african-americans preferring that the rest of the world call them by the N word, rather than , or lawyers preferring to be called shysters.

      I personally put it, "Ozzie Osborne is a geek, Bill Gates is a nerd. One goes around in a perpetual daze from doing too much drugs, the other owns the world. Which would you rather be?"

    138. Re:Thank you, Daniel by chartreuse · · Score: 1

      I didn't know he used the fake steve blog to flame linux?? worse yet, you seem to have believed what you read on a blog with the word Fake in it. First you admit you were uninformed. Then you make an unwarranted assumption that ignores the content of what you've admitted. (Saying something is fake doesn't make it Backwards Day.) You appear to be saying that, just for example, if somebody put up a blog called "Fake Rupert Murdoch" and posted that gordo3000 of Atlanta Georgia who plays RuneScape and posts at Slashdot was a chronic child molester and advocate of public mastication, then that would be okay with you, since of course nobody could believe allegations from a blog with the word "fake" in it. (It doesn't even matter if you're actually the same gordo3000, but given that your posts at /. are all over Google it should be easy for the likes of Perverted Justice to track you down.)

      Just because Fox News isn't really news doesn't mean there can't be either the Daily Show or good news programs in existence. equivalently, just because a lot of bloggers are full of shit doesn't mean their can't be extremely informative blogs and blogs that parody people(as all a blog really is is a method of communicating and it's the person on the other end that is at fault for hte quality of that blog). You have quite a facility for stating the obvious (and consider this: what difference is there between a blog under a fake name and postings under a nym?). But while you were extolling the benefits of blogs, benefits that appear to have convinced Lyons of their worth (a point Anil Dash made at the time of Lyons' exposure as Fake Steve), he seems to have embraced the dark side of blogging (the "lynch mob" he warned everybody about in his Forbes cover story) to anonymously slander the very same people he was attacking in his day job (and on his other blog under his real name). Willful abandonment of publicly-stated principles and hypocrisy -- two great tastes that taste great together!

      ps: Boy that "gordo3900" on SoundClick was mean to you. What a homophobic a-hole.
    139. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sarcastic apology is not a true apology. He doesn't admit he made any mistakes, only that he was deceived by SCO's tricks.

    140. Re:Thank you, Daniel by joebagodonuts · · Score: 1

      Exactly!
      Seems like the idea here is Dan wasn't a journalist. No s#!*. Never has been as far as I know.

      Then again, what do we mean by journalism and how does that ideal mesh with practical application in the real world? The ideal of "journalism" seems to be held by people who aren't journalists. Forbes will report news in a certain way. A way that guarantees they continue to get paid a lot of money from advertisers. A reporter's job is to do what his editor tells him to do. Dan does that job very well. If you expect any large media outlet to expose the "truth", you will be disappointed. Exposing truth is risky, doesn't pay well - advertisers with lots of cash (big business) don't support news outlets that might expose a business in a poor light. It's not the goal of Forbes to expose the "truth", they are concerned with making sure they can operate in such a way that the money continues to flow. Business, not journalism.

      In the case of SCO - sites like /. & Groklaw could do what Forbes couldn't - Be openly critical of SCO and the make believe case they brought.

      As far as the acticle, it's actually pretty good. At least he took the time to write it. Of course, Forbes wouldn't let it be posted until now... but that's on Forbes, not necessarily Dan.

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    141. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      Lighten up. Personally I prefer "geek" (mostly because it's more accurate), but anyone who has strong feelings about the technical merits of "SCO vs The World" is, by definition, a nerd.
      Well, no -- it's fairly generally accepted that geek and nerd are not quite interchangeable. Geek has connotations of technical wizardry, whereas nerd generally carries implications of bookishness and social awkwardness. Dan Lyons, as an occupational word-smith, is keenly aware of such differences. I suspect he carefully and deliberately chose the words he used.
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    142. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you insist on calling people who have technical knowledge nerds? Do you call lawyers nerds? It's a stupid stereotype since most people in IT are not socially challenged or whatever connotations the word nerd has. You would know that if you had a job, which I can deduct you do not.

    143. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aha, 0 digit !
      Got you, suckerz !

    144. Re:Thank you, Daniel by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      I commented a number of times in groklaw threads with links and evidence that contradicted PJ (and Marbux and others) claims, however I never bothered to register for an account and they were posted anonymously, making it very difficult for me to go back and find them. This was evidence from credible sources. I asked PJ to make corrections to (otherwise) largely correct articles. She never did, and never even commented on it.

      I no longer remember any of the details, but i'll do some digging and see if I can find a few cases. There are, literally, thousands of articles and hundrds of thousands of comments, so finding them isn't quite a simple as you suggest.

    145. Re:Thank you, Daniel by fwarren · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is. I have improved a lot in the last 6 months. Any place where I pause in an internetal dialog with myself seems to be the perfect place for a comma.

      I am trying to break the habit. However comas are mental comfort food to me. Not sure what to do in a sentence. Think it to yourself and add a comma wherever you pause.

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    146. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Forge · · Score: 1

      Not quite. AC actually had a UID in the early days.
      Can't remember exactly what it was but it was single digit. Something between 0 and 5.

      AC = 0
      Taco = 1
      Hemos = 2

      But that's just a guess. After all these years my memory went with my hair.

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    147. Re:Thank you, Daniel by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      Oh, I have gotten over it, it never was a problem really... I was just reminded about it today with the pissing match. Thought I was gonna ask, that's all...

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    148. Re:Thank you, Daniel by illuvata · · Score: 1

      ACs still have an UID, and it isn't 0. There are only a few places where you can see it though. zoo.pl is an example, so to check your relationship with ACs:
      http://slashdot.org/zoo.pl?op=check&uid=666

      There are also some other weird things when you try to treat ACs as normal users. For example, instead of http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?op=friends you can use http://slashdot.org/~Anonymous+Coward/journal/ .

    149. Re:Thank you, Daniel by ti1ion · · Score: 1

      If you do dig anything up from those comments you made, I would like to know.

    150. Re:Thank you, Daniel by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      There's inappropriate flamebait mods all over the place at the moment. I think people's pejudices are on the upswing at the moment. Look at it this way - if everyone agrees with you, you must have said something very bland and useless.

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    151. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Be careful there... you could end up overusing periods like I do...

    152. Re:Thank you, Daniel by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      I do remember that a lot of my complaints were in regard to the legal analysis done on OOXML (yes, not related to SCO). They were presenting (IMO poorly thought out) opinions as facts. Many of these opinions have been reiterated by countless others on Digg, Slashdot, and pretty much any other forum they can find that makes reference to the format. I won't go into them here because they're off topic, as pretty much this sub-thread is.

      Actually, let me rephrase my argument. I can't really recall any issues i've had with them over SCO in particular, but i've had numerous issues in the past with other areas they deign to proclaim themselves experts on.

    153. Re:Thank you, Daniel by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      Just something I ran across that sort of illustrates my gripe about Groklaw. It's editorial masquerading as journalism.

      http://www.informationweek.com/blog/main/archives/2007/08/to_groklaws_pam.html

    154. Re:Thank you, Daniel by ti1ion · · Score: 1

      Well, I am glad that we agree that there has been little, if any, wrong information provided by Groklaw regarding the SCO case.

      As to the issues brought up by the article in Information Week, well... Man, oh man... Look, this reporter had 500 words to write about the situation in the case at the time. He did not follow the case as closely as Groklaw, and he made some general remarks. While, on the whole, it can be argued that he was not wrong, he also did not get it right. You can see that I am not the only one to notice that -- just read some of the comments. One example is the way he stated that Novell was cleared by the judge in the matter of telling SCO to drop the lawsuit against IBM. PJ points out that Novell already ordered SCO to do this a long, long time ago. SCO fought it, and the judge now, finally, said Novell did indeed have the right to do this. You see what's going on? Both PJ and the reporter are "right" in this case. Novell already ordered SCO to drop the case, but SCO was not co-operating until the judge ruled that they must. If the reporter only read the final August 10 ruling from the judge then he can get the impression that Novell can now go ahead and order SCO to do something -- but PJ has been following the case from day one and knows that the order has already been given. The same can be said about the duration of the case quote and some of the others.

      In short, the problem you have with PJ, in this case, is one of semantics rather than "facts." That, at least, is the way that I read it. Should she have bitten his head off regarding some of the generalizations made in the Information Week article? Depends on how involved you are in the case. I am sure that in law you want to be as accurate as possible with regard to every aspect of the litigation (just look at the briefs filed in the SCO litigation). Reporters, though, have to get a general viewpoint out to the masses in as clear a fashion as possible and as concisely as possible -- and, sometimes, too quickly to check the details. I am not a programmer, but if I wrote a piece and mentioned a bracket, or a quote, or an if statement in a way that is incorrect, programmers would be chewing my head off for it.

    155. Re:Thank you, Daniel by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, um, some how we always find these threads. Then we're compelled to post in them.

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    156. Re:Thank you, Daniel by Forge · · Score: 1

      rotflol

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    157. Re:Thank you, Daniel by mink · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of that asshat The Register wastes bytes on, Andrew Orlowski. He has a major brain malfunction (he may be able to write but it appears he can not read) and any time he can he posts some frothing hate filled screed about creative commons, the GPL or any other license/thing he thinks is contaminating his precious bodily fluids.
      Check out his latest articles on El Reg and you can see how blind he is to personal responsability.

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    158. Re:Thank you, Daniel by msouth · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read his thing on the suit against Creative Commons, and it looks like he's as dumb as they guy filing the suit. If you don't want your stuff used commercially, choose a different license. I am really sick of the way people try to use the courts to correct their own ineptitude.

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  3. He's only... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He's only a journo who got it wrong.

    I wonder about the investors who will now lose pretty well everything they banked on the crapshoot.

    Then there's also the poor employees who will undoubtably suffer as they seek employment elsewhere. I'm quite certain most of them don't say a lot of bad things about Darl publicly with their names attached, but they have some real feeling of betrayal all the same.

    So a journo got it wrong, not like he's Dan Rather being lead down the garden path and left there by CBS researchers and management.

    of course he doesn't have a crapshoot for $70 million either...

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    1. Re:He's only... by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

      He's only a journo who got it wrong.
      *gloat*

      I wonder about the investors who will now lose pretty well everything they banked on the crapshoot.
      *gloat*gloat*

      Then there's also the poor employees who will undoubtably suffer as they seek employment elsewhere
      *glo.... Aw crud.
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    2. Re:He's only... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wonder about the investors who will now lose pretty well everything they banked on the crapshoot.

      They knew the rules, they gambled and lost. Had they done even the weakest analysis of the SCO case, they would have passed. Such is life for those that wish to play that game.

      Then there's also the poor employees who will undoubtably suffer as they seek employment elsewhere.

      Any of their employees that didn't have a vested interest are already gone. Those that are still around have profited very well indeed by sucking the life out of SCO and shilling for Microsoft. They have been well compensated and will move on to the next scheme. Perhaps they can find employment in the Patent Troll industry.

      So a journo got it wrong, not like he's Dan Rather being lead down the garden path and left there by CBS researchers and management.

      Yes, and now he wants to redeem himself and hope everyone forgets that he trashed Groklaw and the Open Source Movement. I have no sympathy for him anymore than I will when Laura Didio admits she was wrong.

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    3. Re:He's only... by sfjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder about the investors who will now lose pretty well everything they banked on the crapshoot.

      Don't feel too badly for the investors. Last I looked they consisted largely of insiders and speculators. This isn't an Enron that took people's retirement savings through underhanded machinations.

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    4. Re:He's only... by king-manic · · Score: 1

      I'm quite certain most of them don't say a lot of bad things about Darl publicly with their names attached, but they have some real feeling of betrayal all t

      Interviewer: My this is a impressive resume. Bsc, Msc. 10 years in industry.

      Interviewee: Thank you.

      Interviewer: An impressive array of languages as well.

      Interviewee: I have experience with a myriad of development environments and Operating systems as well.

      Interviewer: Hmm.. We are concerned that in your work history you list "well known tech company". Is it a secret? Signed a strange NDA? NSA related? You were with them for 8 years.

      Interviewee: ohh no. Just in light of current events I thought I'd be more successful if I left it out. It's SCO.

      Interviewer:..... Get the fuck out.

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    5. Re:He's only... by leoc · · Score: 1

      I think the moral of the story is that Forbes magazine is a dumb place to get stock tips. The capitalist tool needs to get a tune up.

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    6. Re:He's only... by Reverend528 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Had they done even the weakest analysis of the SCO case, they would have passed.

      It seems to me that reading a "reputable" financial publication would fall under "the weakest analysis".
    7. Re:He's only... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      Gory detail to back up what you said... The bankruptcy filing indicated that there are only about 400 individual owners of SCO common stock. This is tiny even for a company the size of SCO. I'd guess that the majority of shares are owned by board members and other insiders such as Canopy Group. It also wouldn't surprise me if a large number of ahares were owned (possibly through some agent to keep the relationship obscure) by Microsquish.

      Cheers,
      Dave

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    8. Re:He's only... by chartreuse · · Score: 1

      Let the class action suits against Forbes begin...

  4. you're glad it's over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but i'm glad i wasn't aware it started. seriously, unless u had already known about this article is 0% interesting. "the nerds were right"? of-fucking-course they were, didn't he goto highschool?

    1. Re:you're glad it's over by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but i'm glad i wasn't aware it started. seriously, unless u had already known about this article is 0% interesting. "the nerds were right"? of-fucking-course they were, didn't he goto highschool?

      Some writers dwell on words they've written. Some don't care and are already on to something else.

      Where I went to college was a small college paper. Someone I knew wrote for it and as there's a thing as "lead time" -- that amount of time between when a writer turns something in and it is published, during which anything can (and often does) happen. She wrote something scathing, including mispelling the college president's name. Before the issue came out it was revealed the president had nothing to do with it and for the most part there really was no scandal. When the paper came out and I asked her how she felt about it she was "meh, whatever." Maybe it did bug her she listened to the wrong source or didn't bother to quiz the president directly, but she didn't appear to lament it one bit.

      This bloke is doing his mea culpa, so he's of a different cut of cloth. There's all kinds, just like there's all kinds of people who run a business, from Warren Buffet to Darl McBride.

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    2. Re:you're glad it's over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. I think people are caring just a little too much. If I was inundated with mail from people from slashdot/groklaw, whatever ... for a single news piece ... calling them nerds and amateur sleuths would be the least of the terms I'd use.

      Can't say I know of any professional sleuths when it comes to slashdot ... and there sure are a hell of a lot of nerds ...

      And as not many seem to care much for an individuals perspective on a particular issue, as is the author's case for the referenced article, you just guaranteed yourself an amateur sleuth/nerd tag.

      It's good to know who the author is talking about.

  5. Speaking down to us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Although the majority of the crowd here knows better than to take it that way, it's a amusing to see the term "nerd" used in a derogatory fashion once again. How very 1980's of him.

    -foo

    1. Re:Speaking down to us? by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      In the 90s the term "nerd" was the positive (at least less derogatory) way of saying "geek". Somewhere along the line it changed. Was there a reason for that? Maybe it had to do with the emergence of the web and widespread personal computing - suddenly knowing technology made the common person think of you a wizard of sorts and not a freak in a basement, so they needed to reuse another less-used word. *shrug* Just like several years ago, if you said you were going to a LAN party you got beat up.

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  6. Courage. by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I like this guy, he is willing to admit he made a mistake, furthermore, he made it in print. Albeit online print.

    If we only had more journalists willing to do this about other things... Like Iraq, WMD etc. It takes courage to admit you were taken in, I applaud this.

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    1. Re:Courage. by fermion · · Score: 1
      It really isn't. Like most people, he has to make defensible statements so that he can remained paid. If he had any real financial sense, he would be investing other peoples money instead of writing about where the money might be invested. if he any genuine financial sense, he would be investing his own money.

      Like anyone else, he is just a working person. This statement is just made to imply that it was a honest mistake, based on a honest reading of the data, and he was not in fact paid off by anyone, even though we know that financial mags, just like fashion mags, are a slave to the industry that supports them.

      This is not going to endanger his job. This is not going to change his readings. All is does is make him look like a reasonable person, so people will continue to believe the random thoughts of a magazine that regularly portrays soon to be convicted criminals as stand up guys.

      If only more journalist tried to be experts in their fields, rather than flogging the current gossip.

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    2. Re:Courage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Self interest could also be a motivation for the apology. His reputation as a journalist is in tatters. This is a necessary first step in trying to salvage his reputation. How much is remorse and how much is playing the game he has to?

    3. Re:Courage. by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      In all fairness to Iraq and WMDs, we know they *HAD* them because we have the receipts and Rummy's smiling face.

      Our followup, however, was very flawed.

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  7. Took it like a trooper... by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Daniel Lyons thought that SCO had a case at first... or at least had enough nuisance potential that someone would eventually blink and pay them off.

    So he thought wrong. So did the people who thought the CueCat would be a tool found on every household computer.

    As far as I see it, he's taken his lumps, and he's ready to go on with life.

    Works for me... so am I.

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    1. Re:Took it like a trooper... by dbIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you've read his stuff - even the fake steve jobs blog which experienced a bizzare crossover of the groklaw personal attacks, you'll see it was a lot deeper than that. They were opinion pieces driven by a clear agenda and I would be extremely suprised if there was no financial incentive to do so. PR is not journalism.

    2. Re:Took it like a trooper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of a sudden, I'm found wondering if I might be the only one that still has a cue cat...

  8. I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by earthforce_1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hope everybody shows class and doesn't rub his nose in it. It was probably a very hard admission to make. You didn't see Maureen O'Gara admitting she screwed up, incredibly she is still holding a candle for SCO. Rob Enderle just claimed he hadn't been following the case in a long time.

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    1. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      As an aside, what of Laura DiDio?

      IMHO, Lyons is a lot like a passenger on Titanic who loudly denies to his fellows that they're any mortal danger about the whole iceberg thing...

      ...until the ship's nose goes under and he realizes that there aren't that many open seats left in the lifeboats, that is.

      I give him props for saying something about being wrong, but I still have reservations as to why he did it (to save his rep is what I'm thinking. Sucks to have that kind of prognostication on your resume'...)

      /P

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    2. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      What the hell? What he wrote was complete garbage. If we was "snowed under" by SCO, then either because he was a complete idiot, or because he knew that a little bit of investigating would have stood in the way of a "good" article.

      We knew that he was wrong months ago. Everybody did. Saying "I was wrong" when he wrote articles three years after SCO made itself a laughing stock in the DaimlerChrysler case, months after their "million lines" of code that iBM supposedly copied shrunk to unproven claims of about 120 lines, three years after SCO's case against Novell where it was obvious from the start that they didn't have a chance in hell (and the SCO idiots didn't even manage to get their claims right in that case in their first sttempt, forgetting to claim special damages); saying "I was wrong" when SCO has just lost their Novell court case completely and the bastards try to keep Novell from getting the money that SCO stole by claiming bankruptcy, all that is nothing that deserves any kind of respect.

      What about his personal attacks against Pamela Jones? Did she get any apology from him? Didn't think so. And even when he says "I was wrong" he can't help himself but call the people at Groklaw "nerds". Even now he has to be insulting. There is a point where a reputation is just irrevocably destroyed. Daniel Lyons is way beyond that point.

    3. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by theurge14 · · Score: 1

      I hope everybody shows class and doesn't rub his nose in it. It was probably a very hard admission to make.

      Well, it shouldn't be, especially for a reporter who which like all reporters should, make an attempt to be objective. When someone grudgingly admits mistakes, it means that their pride is getting in the way. Some people might even call that bias.

    4. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1


      Well for the first hour or so after the impact, most people milling about on the upper decks of Titanic didn't think they were in any danger either, and didn't want to leave the big, warm luxurious ship to get into small lifeboats on a cold night. The panic happened during the final hour when it became obvious the big ship was doomed.

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    5. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by leoc · · Score: 1

      I too respect and appreciate the apology, but it doesn't fix the fairly significant credibility problem that Lyons and Forbes have as a result of his part articles.

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    6. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I was writing a "mixed feelings" reply but as I considered, I have to change my opinion to a giant "screw him".

      1) There is no excuse for the tone of the article. "a bunch of amateur sleuths" out-guessed him? Why is Forbes keeping him on the payroll then?

      2) Once the weasel words sink in you will realize that this maroon is admitting that he drinks the Microsoft(tm) Koolaid(tm) every time and gets burned for it pretty consistently. I don't know about you but that's not quite what I am looking for in a reporter.

      3) Finally, as you say: "It was probably a very hard admission to make". Yes it was. From his article you can see that it was so hard that he wouldn't have done it if he could have gotten away with an Enderle.

      This article is the same half-assed fingers-crossed apology that one would expect from any six-year-old trying to get out of a spanking. In my opinion, Forbes would be better off without him.

    7. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

      You didn't see Maureen O'Gara admitting she screwed up, incredibly she is still holding a candle for SCO.

      Of course she is: she's one of their creditors. Unless she can direct some money their way, they probably won't be able to pay her what they owe her.

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    8. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      What about his personal attacks against Pamela Jones? Did she get any apology from him? Didn't think so. And even when he says "I was wrong" he can't help himself but call the people at Groklaw "nerds". Even now he has to be insulting. There is a point where a reputation is just irrevocably destroyed. Daniel Lyons is way beyond that point.


      Well, with us anyways. With his fellow fucktards at Forbes and on Wall Street, and with the various dipshits that read and buy his crap, I'm sure he's fine. Being a bitch for some corporation or another is pretty much expected for the whores in the financial reporting sector.

      When he posts his public apology to LInus Torvalds and Pamela Jones, I'll rescind. Until he does that, he's a piece of crap.
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    9. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I too respect and appreciate the apology, but it doesn't fix the fairly significant credibility problem that Lyons and Forbes have as a result of his part articles. It would seem that Daniel Lyons only apologized to his readers, not to the people he has wrongly attacked. I therefore do not accept that his apology as it stands is full and sincere, or deserving of my respect.
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    10. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It was probably a very hard admission to make."

      It wasn't hard because he really had no choice if he wanted to keep even the smallest shred of what ever credibility he has left, if any.

      Now he wants to redeem himself and hope everyone forgets that he trashed Groklaw and the Open Source Movement. I have no sympathy for him anymore than I will when Laura DiDio admits she was wrong.

    11. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You got fooled.
      His article is not an apology; it is an excuse.
      He does not show sincere remorse. He refuses to recognize the qualities of the other side: knowledge, expertise, analytical skills. Instead, he excuses himself as being wrong by saying that the "nerds" got lucky in thier amateurish biaised opinion.

      On top of that, it is very impolite to excuse yourself. You should (1) ask someone (2) to accept your (3) sincere apologies. If all 3 are done, then there can be forgiveness.

      I will not forgive him or forget him until he asks nicely and means it.

    12. Re:I respect a man who can admit he was wrong by Anomalous+Cowbird · · Score: 1

      I hope everybody shows class and doesn't rub his nose in it.

      You must be new here . . . .

  9. What about the attitude? by irtza · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its one thing to admit your wrong. This may redeam character but not credibility. With a history of being wrong and smearing those with a different view, he sets a precedent as being an unreliable news source and despite whatever appologies are given - a liability to Forbes as a trustworthy news source. He would have to work to regain credibility with people checking the facts against what he said. It would be easier to just move to another source of information. If this is merely an attempt to regain face in the journalist world, it will fall flat with any critical thinker

    One step further, for someone writing on the technology field - it doesn't serve his purpose to put out condescending statements like "the nerds got it right".

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    1. Re:What about the attitude? by crankyspice · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With a history of being wrong and smearing those with a different view, he sets a precedent as being an unreliable news source and despite whatever appologies are given - a liability to Forbes as a trustworthy news source. He would have to work to regain credibility with people checking the facts against what he said.

      SCO's case was at least strong enough to survive early motions to dismiss, despite IBM's high-powered team of lawyers working to debunk the SCO version as thoroughly as possible. That a judge, after years of discovery and motions, was able to finally decide authoritatively that SCO was in the wrong and the geeks/nerds/whatever had it right, doesn't mean the case didn't, at some point, appear to have at least some merit. Saying "journalist shoulda checked his facts better" misses the point, I think -- if the facts were that blatant the litigation would have been over in 3 months, not 3 years. I can forgive him for not seeing through something it took a learned and experienced jurist some time to get through.

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    2. Re:What about the attitude? by forrestt · · Score: 1

      This is kind of like saying that if the NY Giants are playing a football game against the Podunk County Pee Wee League's Hometown Hornets that we should say that the game should be over in the first 10 seconds. For any intelligent spectator (us nerds) the outcome of the game is obvious. To say it should only last 10 seconds goes against the very rules of the game. The "early motions to dismiss" are motions that are attempting to say the basic requirements to file suit aren't being met. Like ensuring both teams have 11 players to put on the field. As long as there are disputed claims and no settlement, there is a case to litigate.

    3. Re:What about the attitude? by Workaphobia · · Score: 2, Funny

      > "This is kind of like saying that if the NY Giants are playing a football game against the Podunk County Pee Wee League's Hometown Hornets that we should say that the game should be over in the first 10 seconds."

      Against the Giants? I dunno, they might be able to take 'em.

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    4. Re:What about the attitude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, somebody mod that comment down - it is NOT insightful.

      Lawyers know that judges almost always give the plaintiffs their day in court, and do not dismiss cases prior to legal discovery. Fling dismissal motions is standard practice, and not having the case dismissed early on is also standard practice.

      The fact that the case was not immediately dismissed was routine - it did not speak AT ALL to the merits which SCO's arguments may or may not have had.

    5. Re:What about the attitude? by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1
      Did you even follow the proceedings? The SCO case was totally based on dragging heels: They changed their story so many times I couldn't keep up and refused to show material they claimed to have. There's not a lot a judge can do, but go along and let them strangle themselves with all that rope...

      If Lyons had asked anyone "skilled in the art" (meaning unix, not law) in the beginning he would have found out that there probably was no real technical merit to the case. He decided not to do that.
      During the case the groklaw and other gathered a mass of evidence showing the exact same thing. He decided not to consider the evidence.
      If Lyons had asked anyone with any clue in the last 18 months, he would have found out SCO is the laughing stock of the industry. He decided not to do this.

      The guy was not just wrong. In this case he failed his job as a journalist miserably for three years.

    6. Re:What about the attitude? by jelle · · Score: 1

      "a liability to Forbes as a trustworthy news source."

      You're too optimistic about Forbes. You just *think* that they are right when they talk about things you don't know much about. I've seen Forbes act similar as he 'Lyon case' in other situations. They don't care about being right, they just care about reporting about it, and put it on glossy papers for the uninformed to become no smarter.

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    7. Re:What about the attitude? by punissuer · · Score: 1

      it doesn't serve his purpose to put out condescending statements like "the nerds got it right". That statement could be interpreted as a self-parody of his previous article called "Revenge of the Nerds". He called the same people "amateur sleuths" above. Perhaps you mean he should have used sneer quotes around the word "nerds"?
  10. Sucks to be you, Dan-O... by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...after all, the mountain of Pro-MSFT shilling you've done all this time certainly doesn't help your case either.

    'fessing up to being wrong? but how much of that is just to save your reputation, and how much is true 'oh, man, I messed up...' sentiment?

    Forgiveness? Heh. Please. Any fool with two neurons would've figured out that SCO was shoveling manure a long, long time ago... and wouldn't have waited until their buddy was on the gallows platform before shouting long and loud about how he'd deceived you.

    You've made your bed, Mr. Lyons. Now lie in it. /P

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    1. Re:Sucks to be you, Dan-O... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only a shame that we cannot prove that Microsoft paid him, and others off; as well as funded SCO through this sordid mess.

    2. Re:Sucks to be you, Dan-O... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn moderation system took the wrong value now I have to kill it by posting three points down the shitter damn damn damn

  11. Next Up... by corby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apology accepted, Daniel.

    Laura DiDio, it's your turn.

    1. Re:Next Up... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Unlike Lyons, Dido and most of the other "journalists" that wrote anti-linux articles HAVE been taking cash or deals with MS. For example, DiDo was seen after writing those articles doing a number of items with MS launches, etc. I suspect that Lyons really is really just an average journalist and simply stepped out of his element. But DiDo and Others are nothing more than lobbyists for MS and Sun.

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    2. Re:Next Up... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Laura DiDio, it's your turn.

      Cut her some slack. She's a serious journalist.

      Does she have any credibility with anyone?

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    3. Re:Next Up... by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah she is! Not everyone can fill Jesse Berst's shoes. Where is the Berst Alert on this?

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  12. Idiot by Creamsickle · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It was bafoons like this fellow that ever gave this ridiculous case any kind of credibility in the mainstream media. Even in admitting he was wrong he feels the need to disparage those who got it right. "The nerds got it right"? Anyone with half a brain got it right, Lyons. It wasn't about "amateur sleuths" or "nerds" or whatever other nonsense you feel you have to spout to make yourself look better. At least one part of what he said is true:

    The truth, as is often the case, is far less exciting than the conspiracy theorists would like to believe The truth was, simply, that some people (like Lyons) were idiots with their heads up their asses, and some people actually knew what they were talking about. End of story.
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    1. Re:Idiot by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was bafoons like this fellow that ever gave this ridiculous case any kind of credibility in the mainstream media.

      my irony sense is tingling...
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  13. Props to Lyons by TimHunter · · Score: 1

    It's not often that a journalist will publicly admit to being wrong. Now I'm waiting for similar apologies from Laura Didio, Maureen O'Gara, and Rob Enderle. I won't hold my breath, though.

  14. AKA: Fake Steve Jobs by Teese · · Score: 4, Interesting

    just so you know

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  15. Fake Steve Jobs gives a fake appology by Picass0 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sorry Dan. Too little too late. The most you can hope for is the SEC overlooks your pumping of this stock.

  16. "The nerds got it right.." by pickyouupatnine · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we oughta come up with an equally stupid name for those who like using the word "nerd" in a derogatory way.

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    1. Re:"The nerds got it right.." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "The retard got it wrong" -- how's that?

  17. I still say he needs to eat some crow... by Howard+Canonymouse · · Score: 1
  18. He did bring some of this on himself by MikeRT · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If he felt this way from the beginning, he should have been clearer. He should have made it clear that he thought SCO was little more than a sophisticated shakedown artist--the Jesse Jackson of software companies if you will. I remember there being a distinct gloating tone to the articles when I read them back then. He seemed happy that OSS developers were going to possibly get their comeuppance. He struck me as one of those stereotype dumb businessmen who cannot tell the difference between the professionals who make real OSS work like the people behind the Apache projects, and the rabid zealots, most of whom are inconsequential morons.

    No one except SCO should have been rooting for SCO, or even saying nice things about them. They are a parasite on capitalism. Regardless of his feelings about OSS development, he should have been honest about SCO, and admitted that they were just trying to extort their way into profitability.

  19. What worries me... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    is that SCO filing for bankruptcy was necessary for him to admit his mistake.
    That's not being mistaken, that's being IRRATIONAL and STUBBORN. We can afford that, we're hobbyists - but he's a journalist. Now I'm starting to wonder if he has committed OTHER mistakes.

  20. A Very Funny, and Brief, Translation by segedunum · · Score: 1

    For four years, I've been covering a lawsuit for Forbes.com, and my early predictions on this case have turned out to be so profoundly wrong that I am writing this mea culpa. What can I say? I grew up Roman Catholic. The habit stays with you........In June 2003, a few months after SCO Group sued IBM over the Linux operating system, I wrote an article that bore the headline: "What SCO Wants, SCO Gets." The article contained some critical stuff about SCO but also warned that SCO stood a chance of winning the lawsuit.........But I still thought it would be foolish to predict how this lawsuit (or any lawsuit) would play out. I even wrote an article called "Revenge of the Nerds," which poked fun at the pack of amateur sleuths who were following the case on a Web site called Groklaw and who claimed to know for sure that SCO was going to lose. Turns out those amateur sleuths were right. Now some of them are writing to me asking how I'd like my crow cooked, and where I'd like it delivered.
    Oh shit. I backed the wrong side!
  21. I thought he has a point by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    At the time at least.

    I felt it was ludicrous that SCO would invest so much in this if they didn't at least have a chance of winning.

    I must say I'm quite pleased to look a little stupid in this respect.

    1. Re:I thought he has a point by leoc · · Score: 1

      You should have known it was a sham the first time they refused to reveal actual evidence to back up their claims. If Linux really does violate anyone's copyright, it would be trivially easy to prove where it came from and when.

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    2. Re:I thought he has a point by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's easy to play games with other peoples money where there are few limits and no personal consequences. It became clear early on the Darl was just the sort of clueless barbarian that would act this way. The "greek to me" presentation gave me the impression he was bluffing with no hand, as did the extremely outragous claims that could be easily disproved on one side with easily accessable information. By the time of the magic briefcase in germany (ten million lines of code printed out legibly and you can hold it in one hand), it was very clear that dishonesty was involved.

    3. Re:I thought he has a point by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      At the time, my thought were something like this...

      "Wow, I hope this isn't true."
      "I guess it's possible, but the linux kernel has been out for over ten years now and they're just noticing?"
      "I'll reserve judgement until I see what they have..."
      "I'm still reserving judgement until I see what they have..."
      "If they had something, I think they'd show it..."
      "I don't think that they have any proof of their claims"
      "I'm pretty sure that they're lying"
      "Darl McBride is fucking crazy"
      "What is wrong with these people?"
      "This isn't even funny anymore."
      "Wake me up when it's over and Darl McBride is in prison married to the guy with the most cigarettes or SCO is bankrupt"
      "Wow, that took longer than I expected"

      LK

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  22. RTFA by steveha · · Score: 4, Informative

    I know it's pretty common to skip reading the fine article, but in this case, don't miss it.

    He explains why he was fooled by SCO; for example, how Caldera won a settlement against Microsoft, which led him to believe that the SCO Group (successor of Caldera) might actually win. But he doesn't try to dodge the blame; he takes on the blame due him and apologizes.

    With only about seven posts up so far on Slashdot I've already seen a couple that snipe at him for IMHO unfair reasons. He's a reporter, not a computer expert, and he was fooled by some slick con artists. Don't hold him to an unreasonable standard, unless you have never ever been wrong about anything yourself.

    He apologizes very nicely and pokes fun at himself (the article is very entertaingly written). So, read it and enjoy. And please, reserve your vitriol for the actual villains of the piece, the SCO Group itself.

    steveha

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    1. Re:RTFA by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      With only about seven posts up so far on Slashdot I've already seen a couple that snipe at him for IMHO unfair reasons. He's a reporter, not a computer expert, and he was fooled by some slick con artists. Don't hold him to an unreasonable standard, unless you have never ever been wrong about anything yourself.


      That's right. He's a reporter. And a reporter doesn't have to be a goddamn expert on aeronautics to report on a jet crash, or an expert on maritime engineering to report on a ship sinking. Neither does a reporter have to be a kernel programmer to report on a company claiming they were ripped off by Linus Torvalds and other Linux kernel developers. In all causes, a journalist is supposed to check his sources, supposed to talk to both sides, supposed to, through the process of investigation, become something of an expert. He doesn't need to know jack-shit about fork(), but he should know something about the history of Unix. With that kind of knowledge, he would have soon enough realized that there was a con going on. SCO wasn't slick. They weren't clever at all. If some "amateur sleuths" could recognize right from the word "go" that this was a scam, then that suggests that he's just an idiot, and the question becomes what is Forbes doing paying idiots?

      The apology comes to late. If this guy, and his fellow SCO-whores had been doing their jobs, investor money might have been saved and a stock scam might have been prevented. All it would have required was making some phone calls to guys like Linus to get the scoop.

      This guy, and all his cohorts, are shameful embarassments. They should be fired, not given kudos because, after the fucking company they were giving editorial blowjobs to has crashed and burned, they're shamed into admitting how stupid they were.
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    2. Re:RTFA by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Will you feel the same way about Laura Didio when she admits she was wrong? He's "only" a reporter, but if he can't manage to make even the weakest analysis of the SCO case, he would not have been bad-mouthing Groklaw, Open Source, and IBM's case. He deserves no sympathy.

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    3. Re:RTFA by maz2331 · · Score: 1

      fork(him);

    4. Re:RTFA by Eberlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Though I'll give him some credit for doing a mea culpa, here are a few things I have a problem with (as also expressed by the other slashbots already)

      1) It took him a while to say what we've known all along -- that SCO got this wrong. I mean doing this after SCO files for bankruptcy is like vocally backing a sports team and then doing a complete 180 after that team gets slaughtered. He had what, 4 years to change his mind? Why just now?

      2) The man is a journalist -- not an expert as you pointed out. As a journalist, why form an opinion without asking the experts? You know, do a little research like we were taught in grade school. He's not an expert...let alone a journalist if he isn't going to dig in.

      3) Yes, the actual villains are the SCO group -- but they wouldn't have had much weight if any of these people didn't trumpet their case. Others have pointed out Enderle, O'Gara, and Didio as well. These were the people that PHBs and the like were listening to, not the so-called "nerds" who got it right. These folks share a responsibility in the FUD-slinging that went on.

      4) I don't think I'm holding the man to unreasonable standards. I think admitting one's mistake in a timely manner isn't unreasonable. I'd like to think journalistic integrity shouldn't be unreasonable...especially if you're a journalist.

      5) It's a tough sell when you end up wrong on an issue against a lot of zealots. I think he'll continue writing and the PHBs will continue to read his stuff. "Awww, he apoligizes when he makes a mistake. That makes him even more credible!" As for me, I'm taking anything these particular folks write with all the salt in Costco.

    5. Re:RTFA by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      And a reporter doesn't have to be a goddamn expert on aeronautics to report on a jet crash, or an expert on maritime engineering to report on a ship sinking.
      Crap analogy. When a plane crashes, or a ship sinks, it's usually pretty damn obvious what's happened. It doesn't take a judge to decide whether there's really wreckage all over the runway. It doesn't take an insightful genius to predict that the plane that just crashed in New York probably won't be landing in LA tonight. On the other hand, IP lawsuits, which rely on complex theories about subtle interactions between some of the least-well-understood laws in the country, tend to be slightly harder to report on accurately.
    6. Re:RTFA by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      My point is that most reporters are not, in fact, experts on what they report. That's not their job. But when you have a situation where there are two opposing opinions (is Linux filled with someone else's IP or not), a real reporter, as opposed to a lazy one, or perhaps one who some other agenda (in other words, is only pretending to be a reporter), will try to find some of the key players.

      Unix's history is hardly a secret, and not exactly hard to find. There's no excuse. He's a shitty reporter.

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    7. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So, did you actually RTFA?

      He had what, 4 years to change his mind? Why just now?

      According to Lyons:

      Over time my SCO articles began to carry headlines like, "Dumb and Dumber," "Bumbling Bully" and "SCO gets TKO'd."

      But I still thought it would be foolish to predict how this lawsuit (or any lawsuit) would play out.

      Is that really so unreasonable?
    8. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where in these articles did HE change his mind? Also, if this is thought to be the mind-changer, why write this latest article?

      Dumb and Dumber

      Bumbling Bully

      SCO Gets TKO'ed

    9. Re:RTFA by rhizome · · Score: 1

      He's a reporter, not a computer expert, and he was fooled by some slick con artists. Don't hold him to an unreasonable standard, unless you have never ever been wrong about anything yourself.

      Oh, fuck you and your apologizing for dear old stupid Dan Lyons. Using your logic, you also don't get to be right about anything unless you've been right about everything for all times, either. Doesn't sound so appealing that way, does it?

      It's not an unreasonable standard to expect journalists to be impartial and get all sides of the story available to them. But no, this turd gave minor lip service to anything contradicting SCOs claims and openly mocked anybody who didn't see things Darl's way. He is an example of a very bad reporter who has forsaken his journalistic ethic in exchange for who-cares-what and hoping people have a short memory. The kind of studied and willful ignorance Dan Lyons practices is damaging to the very things he writes about. He thought he was all cool and famous when he was taunting the nerds, now he wants bygones to be bygones. Well boo-hoo for Mr. Lyons and his pussified career.

      Think about it this way, after reading the article are you convinced that he would never do this again? Here, in case you haven't read the article:

      I wrote that because in the 1990s SCO's predecessor company, Caldera, ran a similar shakedown on Microsoft

      Yet Dan "Lyin'" Lyons did not use the word "shakedown" to describe SCOs lawsuits in print. Ever, as far as I can tell. His Forbes cohort Lisa DiCarlo did, but his is not a critical or even-handed limb that produces the stories that flow from his fingers.

      Others in that highly partisan crowd have suggested that I wanted SCO to win, and even that I was paid off by SCO or Microsoft. Of course that's not true.

      Highly partisan. Unlike him, of course. And of course he wasn't paid. Why would anybody ever think that? I don't know if he was, but the following line pretty much sums it up either way:

      What can I say? I grew up Roman Catholic.

      Dan Lyons hiding behind religion, what a surprise. But this isn't the end of it, because in this little nugget we get the proof that Dan Lyons does not care one way or the other whether he was right or not. If he does something bad, he just has to ask forgiveness. He doesn't have to think about what he's doing first. He can ridicule, browbeat, and mock entire industries because he's Catholic and modern journalism is all about clicks and eyeballs. He has no reason to be a real journalist.

      Shall we bring in his later career publishing more attacks on Linux via his "Fake Steve Jobs" persona yet? Have we forgotten about FSJ already?

      The guy is a charlatan and I'll leave it up to your imagination what he deserves. Maybe it's nothing and I'm completely off-base. I'm willing to stand behind my words though, unlike Dan, who blames Catholicism and "partisanship."

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      When I was a kid, we only had one Darth.
    10. Re:RTFA by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Except that when you report on a plane crash you're expected to tell people WHY it crashed not just that it did. If all you do is believe the plane company (or manufacturer) who claims it was purely pilot error despite a video of the plane exploding in mid-air then you ARE a shitty journalist.

    11. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy, and all his cohorts, are shameful embarassments. They should be fired

      You are not taking it far enough.

      The editors who allowed this slipshod reporting to be published should be fired, too.

      And the Forbes publications should be recognized for what they are: scummy, over-priced, glossy, humorless parodies of what business news reporting should be; a kind of witless Onion or really bad Saturday Night Live sketch (but without the laughter).

    12. Re:RTFA by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      Funny thing, Caldera was fronting for Novell in that suit. That came out because Caldera thought it should also get lawyer expenses when Novell said that wasn't the deal. Caldera lost that suit. The suit against Microsoft was regarding DrDOS which Microsoft rat-f'ed. Caldera was a successor in interest in that it had bought DrDOS solely in order to pursue the suit (and as we found out later at the behest of Novell who got most of the settlement/judgment.) Now the Novell-Caldera beard situation wasn't revealed until 2004, though it should have been clear from cursory examination that Caldera did not develop DrDOS.

      Still, why would a suit about unfair competition practices by Microsoft confer credibility on a suit, brought by a Linux distributor who acquired some rights to use and sell SVR4 Unix and who had a goal to merge the codebases and who changed their name to to obscure the difference between them and Santa Cruz (the original SCO) and who even tried to get the USL trademark (AT&T's Unix spin-off that was sold to Novell) and add another level of confusion, charging that Linux is enterprise ready because millions of lines of Unix code were copied into it?

      How slick a con was it? "We can show you an example of the copying, but we'll have to NDA you, so you can't tell any one if what you saw was bogus or not and you can't develop Linux any more." "Our licenses are licenses for our IP which is there somewhere and if it turns out it isn't, you don't get your money back." "Here's another company that acquired our licenses." "We don't have any licenses." "Well, they were a bonus as part of that suit we settled." "We don't need to respond to discovery requests because IBM won't tell us what it knows it did." I would say it was in the category of painfully obvious.

      And there was the sordid Alexis de Tocqueville Institute incident, where they investigated the originality of Torvalds' Linux. Aha, it was a rip off of Minix which was derived from Unix. Wrong and wrong, as demonstrated by Andrew Tannebaum's crystal clear denunciation of the AdTI report. Incidentally, there's a very famous flame-fest where Torvalds and Tannenbaum discuss Linux's monolithic kernel and I think both gentlemen would take offense at the Linux is Minix claim. I can't find a link to where Lyons propagated the AdTI report, but one can find plenty of people talking about him talking about it. I would think at that point (2004), when Dr. Tannenbaum discredits the report and everyone notes that AdTI gets funding from Microsoft, that was the moment Lyons should have realized who was making verifiable comments with documentation and who was engaging in distortions, revisionisms and slipping him junk information.

      Me I'm a forgive (but not forget) person. Moving on. So what has Mr. Lyons opined regarding the 235 patent infringements in Linux? This isn't the cliche "here we go again" sitcom moment is it?

    13. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, did you actually read those articles?

      In the first one, he mentions evidence that Microsoft was pumping money in to help the SCO lawsuit and then denying it.

      In the second one he says "After two years, SCO still hasn't provided any evidence to back up its claim against IBM".

      In the third one he says "The judges seem to be growing frustrated with SCO. For years, the company has gone around making outlandish claims--including many to Forbes--about IBM stealing huge amounts of code from Unix. Yet SCO has never shown any evidence to back up its claims."

    14. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this turd gave minor lip service to anything contradicting SCOs claims

      Here, an AC helpfully posted links to some of his later articles:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=304087&cid=20690349

      In the first one, he mentions evidence that Microsoft was pumping money in to help the SCO lawsuit and then denying it.

      In the second one he says "After two years, SCO still hasn't provided any evidence to back up its claim against IBM".

      In the third one he says "The judges seem to be growing frustrated with SCO. For years, the company has gone around making outlandish claims--including many to Forbes--about IBM stealing huge amounts of code from Unix. Yet SCO has never shown any evidence to back up its claims."

    15. Re:RTFA by rhizome · · Score: 1

      Here, an AC helpfully posted links to some of his later articles:

      So, by this count we can say what, 50-100 words out of 20,000 or so? That's minor lip-service in my book.

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    16. Re:RTFA by rhizome · · Score: 1

      Um, did you actually read those articles?

      OK Dan, we get it. You're desperate to salvage your credibility. Not that your employers care or anything..

      --
      When I was a kid, we only had one Darth.
    17. Re:RTFA by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Personally I find it very unlikely that Forbes were the only ones paying him - he was writing PR. SCO really had almost no credibility early on until they got some favourable press, hardly anybody had heard of them until they got a few loud advocates in the press.

    18. Re:RTFA by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      And of course he wasn't paid. Why would anybody ever think that? Notice that he only denied being "paid off", not being "paid". And he mentioned two specific companies that did not pay him. Read into that what you will.
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    19. Re:RTFA by imr · · Score: 1

      I know it's pretty common to skip reading the fine article, but in this case, don't miss it.

      He explains why he was fooled by SCO; for example, how Caldera won a settlement against Microsoft, which led him to believe that the SCO Group (successor of Caldera) might actually win. But he doesn't try to dodge the blame; he takes on the blame due him and apologizes.


      The problem is that he doesnt take the blame to the fullest.

      Fisrt bad analysis:
      he didnt believe SCO would win its first trial.

      Second bad analysis:
      Because he made a bad analysis, he bases his next behavior on this, and not on a thoughtfull analysis of the new situation. Stupid.

      next (I'm bored to count):
      He doesnt gets that the first trial biggest problem was that it would lead to a new antitrust trial to microsoft, this one about microsoft being anticompetitive in order to gain a dominant position where the other one was about maintining its position. So SCO was greedy in accepting micorosoft money, and not very clever. They could have gained much more in refusing microsoft offer.

      next:
      He didnt take into account that they were greedy, and maybe he could have taken into account that they made connexion with microosft during this first settled trial, all which would have given credit to groklaw suspition that microsoft was behind the SCO trial instead of his rebuffal ot their views.

      last and most terrible anlysis: with all those errors and the few he admits, he continues to believe he is suited to this work. Wrong. He is either too naive or too stupid. Or too corrupted, but he wouldnt do such a public apology of error if he was, so I give him that, he is probably honnest.

    20. Re:RTFA by jelle · · Score: 1

      "for example, how Caldera won a settlement against Microsoft, which led him to believe that the SCO Group (successor of Caldera) might actually win."

      Which even at the time, to the 'nerds' was an obviously wrong conclusion... Caldera bought DR-DOS from Novell (which had acquired digital research), and then proceeded to sue somebody 'not Novell'... In this case, they only thought they bought something from Novell and threatened an industry Novell was operating in (Linux), and early in the case, December 22 of 2003, Novell actuall already stated that SCO was wrong... The Forbes journalist chose to ignore that for four years...

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      --- Hindsight is 20/20, but walking backwards is not the answer.
  23. Still sarcastic by Roadmaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does anyone else read " It is simply this: I got it wrong. The nerds got it right" like a high-school jock saying "damn nerd beat me again"?

    Mr. Lyons, let's rephrase it to say "I fucked up big time; and everyone else with half a brain COULD see the facts but I couldn't".

    Also, downplaying the fact that the journalist made a huge mistake by saying "I got it wrong, big deal", is in itself a tremendous blunder; as someone whose most valuable skill is his reliability, knowing that he fucked up big time in something so obvious should ring sirens for anyone currently paying this guy money to write.

    I bet you work for CMP! LOL!

    1. Re:Still sarcastic by glwtta · · Score: 1, Troll

      Does anyone else read " It is simply this: I got it wrong. The nerds got it right" like a high-school jock saying "damn nerd beat me again"?

      Er, no. I read that as him bringing a bit of levity into his mea culpa and admitting that the geeks had a valid assessment of the situation (in other words, being a geek helped here, rather than hurt).

      What a precious, dainty flower you are, though.

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  24. The employees? by tkrotchko · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I seem to remember SCO released all its technical employees several years ago. Towards the end, they consisted of a handful of people who just handled the books and the lawyers.

    Really, there has been no SCO for a long time.

    --
    You were mistaken. Which is odd, since memory shouldn't be a problem for you
    1. Re:The employees? by Thalaric · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the current SCO Group is only tangentially related to the real SCO, who sold the rights of their Unix to Caldera when they changed their name to Tarantella, Inc. So even when they were operating it was Caldera.

  25. Being a Nerd != Being Stupid by thewiz · · Score: 1

    We appreciate that you are man enough to apologize.

    BTW: We're having 1,000 humble pies delivered to your house.

    --
    If "disco" means "I learn" in Latin, does "discothèque" mean "I learn technology"?
    1. Re:Being a Nerd != Being Stupid by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      BTW: We're having 1,000 humble pies delivered to your house.
      That ... that's a whole LOT of pie, if they're similar to the ones in this story. (If that link's broken, try here.) Wouldn't it just be better to drop them all on Darl?
  26. Courage nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Fuck him. He stood up and openly ridiculed the informed opinions of many thousands of IT professionals who actually understood the issue and knew that SCO was full of shit and doomed to fail. Even as he backpedals, he manages to insult us further, calling us "the nerds", and "an amateur pack of sleuths", as if our lowly science degrees and years of experience in the industry are nothing compared to his ability to write shitty blog-worthy articles about his own ignorance.

    I say we lash him to the rigging and let him go down with the ship along with McBride and co.

    1. Re:Courage nothing by VP · · Score: 1

      Can you show any evidence that PJ has ever claimed that Microsoft is currently bound by GPL V3 for distributing vouchers?

  27. Here's the problem, Danny by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    You're one of these two things:

    1. A Microsoft shill
    2. A complete mouth-breathing idiot

    Seriously. There were very few people who fell for this. You read Groklaw, so it should have been obvious that there was something to what everybody was saying.

    The only people who really feel hard for this were you, Enderle, Maureen O'Gara, and, of course, the Didiot. Of those three, we know that at least the Didiot's company gets paid for "research" by Microsoft, and she even appeared in a video on their web site, and of course Maureen worked for a pro-Microsoft fake news site. I don't know about Enderle. But the point is that there was money to be made.

    So, if you're not a shill, that leaves "idiot". Take your pick, buddy, I'd rather not be either one. But then, I review the facts heavily before taking sides in a case like this.

    1. Re:Here's the problem, Danny by symbolset · · Score: 1

      >I don't know about Enderle.

      Let's see what he's got to say about it. From the "Profiles" page of his dynamic consultancy (Bold emphasis mine):

      As President and Principal Analyst of the Enderle Group, a forward looking emerging technology advisory firm, he provides regional and global companies with guidance in how to better target customer needs; create new business opportunities; anticipate technology changes; select vendors and products; and practice zero dollar marketing. For over 20 years Rob has worked for and with companies like Microsoft, HP, IBM, Dell, Toshiba, Gateway, Sony, USAA, Texas Instruments, AMD, Intel, Credit Suisse First Boston, GM, Ford, ROLM, and Siemens.

      Let's research what is "Zero Dollar Marketing". Hm. I see.

      I'll mark this one down as shill then.

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    2. Re:Here's the problem, Danny by AndyCR · · Score: 1

      I've spoken to Enderle personally, and I can assure you he's either a loon who acts a lot like a shill or a shill who acts like a loon. My money is on the latter...

      Seriously, email him. He argued with me for awhile, pointing to "fact" after "fact" which he refused to give links to proof of when pressed, and then said "I don't have time to argue with every reader about everything I write." I wrote back, "If you are having to argue with every reader about everything you write, perhaps you need to take a look at what you're writing..."

      I never got another email from him after I pointed that out.

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      If there's anyone I hate more than stupid people, it's intellectuals.
  28. Critical mistakes and rebuilding respect by st1d · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not entirely sure I buy the bit about it being a mistake, but perhaps he could have avoided the whole deal if he wasn't so eager to paint F/OSS advocates as amateurs. As a journalist, commentator, analyst, or whatever he's supposed to be, he lives on his reputation. Maybe next time, he might value his reputation (i.e., paycheck) enough to check BOTH SIDES of the argument in an unbiased manner. Maybe spend some time with a psychologist, examining why he has an innate desire to see the little guy lose, a community of volunteers destroyed by a failing corporate interest, and puppies being tortured.

    Either way, he'd like it all to go away? After insulting millions of F/OSS users? I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon Daniel, sorry. The apology is a nice start, the roman catholic rosary is another option, and a whole lot of honest stories about how this community has built itself up from what many have said was a shaky foundation, to become a force even mighty MS has found itself bending to. Maybe some NICE ARTICLES about the people who have worked so hard to make sure that the code is clean, and so on.

    You wanna win your respect back? The apology is a pleasant change, now get to work earning respect!

    --
    Microsoft has just released their much anticipated hands-free cordless mouse. Warning, it may hurt a little at first.
    1. Re:Critical mistakes and rebuilding respect by iabervon · · Score: 1

      It's fine to paint F/OSS advocates as amateurs. Most of them are, in fact, amateurs. Doesn't mean they're not going to turn out to be right, just that they don't get paid for it. The reason he's stupid is that he painted the world's largest and most careful computer company as a bunch of amateurs. If IBM thinks it's going to win a lawsuit, and you don't have a damn good reason to think otherwise, and you're not who they'd be bluffing, bet on them.

      The OSS community is an important force these days, but it wasn't strictly relevant to the issue at hand, and the open legal community only became significant due to this case. It was a lawsuit by SCO against IBM, and only SCO and IBM had access to the contracts that affected it, and most of us aren't lawyers.

      SCO (as Caldera) beating Microsoft isn't a good excuse, because everybody beats Microsoft. Microsoft doesn't bother to try in lawsuits; they drive people who sue them out of business or settle for a trivial (for Microsoft) amount of money, or simply ignore judgments. IBM plays differently, and doesn't lose the court cases.

  29. If?!? [n/t] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

    1. Re:If?!? [n/t] by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should clarify. I don't know the guy - in fact, this is the first time I heard about him. So that's why I said "if".

  30. Well then why... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
    I got it wrong. The nerds got it right.

    Well then, maybe Forbes should hire some actual nerds to write about technology than leaving it to bozos like him that usually "got it wrong". There are journalists out there with a much better track record who probably write just as well. There may even be one or two who will listen to all sides of a technology story and not just go with whatever corporate spin say.

    Oh, I forgot. This is Forbes. The business "PRess". They are so objective and truth-seeking. You're still a shill whether or not you got paid by SCOX or MSFT, Lyons.

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    That is all.
  31. They were not investors.... they were speculators by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Investors carefully assess their investments and expect a reasonable rate of return.

    People who bought SCO during the Darl Days knew it was a long shot at getting a hefty slice of IBM. At best they were speculators. At worst they were greedy vultures. Nothing worth feeling sorry for.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  32. What Apology? by HaeMaker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Funny, I don't see an apology. Just complaining about the pile of....feedback he is receiving from the community.

    1. Re:What Apology? by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Yes: he is basically saying
      "I want to go back to fooling people into thinking that I am a responsible journalist. So, nerds, now please stop reminding people that I am really a useless fucktard".

  33. he can shove his name calling up his ass by justdrew · · Score: 0

    the frat boy can knock it off with the name calling next time he wants to talk.

  34. If you believe him. I don't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I don't believe Mr. Lyons, and view this so-called apology as an obviously self-serving attempt to try to restore some credibility in the face of reality. And it's a bit belated at that. It also strikes me as somewhat half-hearted.

    The main reason why I have my doubts about Mr. Lyons is that it really requires one to suspend belief in his ability to do any critical thinking at all. According to his tale, he was wined-and-dined by some management types at SCO and took their every word as gospel. And when evidence was gathered (copious amounts at that), he dismissed it as being "amateur", without giving a glance (let alone real thought) at the actual evidence.

    He was only interested in promoted one single story - SCO's.

    So, we're faced with a choice. Either he is extremely naive, and cowtows down to anyone in an authority position, or he actually is intelligent and knows what he's doing. Now, granted that many journalists (and U.S. citizens, alas) tend to blindly take the word of someone who looks like they are an authority without giving it a second glance.

    But honestly, Mr. Lyon's strikes me as an intelligent person, being quite capable of doing what a reporter should do; and that is to evaluate both sides of a position, and relate the facts (or at least, both arguments when the facts are in doubt).

    Now, granted even intelligent people make mistakes. But to continually ignore the mounting evidence, let alone the opposite views, for so long, and with such a sustained effort, is truly staggering. If he isn't a complete idiot, then he screwed up completely here.

    In short, one is left with the choice of him being a complete idiot or a complete screwup when it comes to journalism. Sorry to be so blunt, but that is the logical conclusion.

    Curiously, what I don't see from him is (as others have mentioned) what he has learned from this. Which implies that he has learned absolutely nothing, and we can expect to see more of this kind of behaviour in the future.

    So forgive me if I'm not quick to accept his so-called apology at face value. He's given every indication that it's fake, self-serving, and intended to advance his career. All at the expense of "The Truth". And I see no indication that we can expect anything better in the future.

  35. How about "empty suit"? by ulatekh · · Score: 1

    That's usually how I insult such people.

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    "Once we've identified and embraced our sickness, we'll have strength...and that's when we get dangerous." - John Waters
    1. Re:How about "empty suit"? by egork · · Score: 1

      Hi Ulatekh, personally I find your idea funny, but that's me.
      I have just read your post in the journal "Personality over brains in tech hiring".
      Even if you have a very funny definition for somebody at hand, this may be wiser to look a the things at a wider angle. At the end they are all humans, and, may be just nice people to play football with, or something? :-)
      By the way, what happened with your job search since December? I understand you develop for MJPEG, must be good.

  36. As God is my witness... by HaeMaker · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I thought this turkey could fly.

  37. SCO was a stalking horse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...nothing more. They acted as a front for "other parties" to try and damage Linux as much as possible for a few years while other "products" were still being developed and were way behind schedule already.

    That's my take on it anyway, mostly because after the first salvo from SCO, they wouldn't show the code. That was the biggest clue early on, just like balmer's 235 infringing patents crap. Seen a list yet?? Nope, me neither. Notice the similarities of the claims, and the common denominator corporation?

    The swine need to be investigated and whomever (we can guess, and my guess is obvious) funded and ran this operation needs some serious pokey time, but we know that isn't going to happen, because the fix got put in in a big way a long time ago. When you have tens of billions in cold hard cash, a few bags missing here or there can be hidden pretty easily, one might think anyway.1)

    1) Above is speculation and is no way to be considered cold hard fact, other than the tangential publicly available details. YMMV, closed track, always check with your hairdresser or bartender before making financial or legal decisions, and etc.

  38. Personal Attacks by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    Now all he has to do is apologize for all the personal attacks against those very same 'nerds' that he made in his articles for the same period.

  39. You know the end is near..... by budword · · Score: 1

    When the spin begins. When even those who are a little slow can smell the winds of change enough to start some damage control, you know the fat lady is about to step up to the plate. (I can't think of any other metaphores to mix in there, but maybe my grammer nazi overlords can think of a few.)

  40. Are you kidding?!?!? They're HIRING! by bADlOGIN · · Score: 1

    http://www.sco.com/company/jobs/

    You to can go to India now and be considered "senior" but
    only if you have "BS degree in computer science with at least 2
    years of relevant experience, no more than 4 years experience."

    Stuff like that is too priceless to be made up.

    Please Indian outsourcers, keep considering people with 2-4 years
    of experience "senior". It makes the rest of us with real
    senior experience in the US, UK & Europe who are merely good, look fucking great!

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    1. Re:Are you kidding?!?!? They're HIRING! by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      That sort of raises the point that along with grade inflation, the world has experienced job title inflation. I'm kind of bummed that I'm a boring old "staff engineer" when somewhere else they might call me "Manager of Senior Engineering Analyst Development Engineer Scientist"

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      Who do you get to be an expert to tell you something's not obvious? The least insightful person you can find? -J Roberts
    2. Re:Are you kidding?!?!? They're HIRING! by darjen · · Score: 1

      lol, wow that is pretty funny indeed. I have about 3 years of Java server side experience. I would never think of myself as a senior developer.

  41. Wow thats incredible by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    Most journalists won't ever admit they are wrong. Well most people wont either. he flat out admitted it.

    Nice, I dont mind if someones wrong, but they should man up and admit it.

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    The phrase "more better" is acceptable English. suck it grammar Nazis
    1. Re:Wow thats incredible by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      He has still to explain why he didn't try to contact anyone else. I'd say it's a useless reporter who uses the complainant in a lawsuit as the sole source of information. He can apologize all he wants. When he's man enough to explain why, no matter how "slick" SCO was, he didn't phone Linus Torvalds to get his take and maybe some tips on where else to look for information, then maybe I'll consider him sufficiently apologetic. For now, he's just a rat jumping off the ship and trying to blame someone else for his own stupidity and dishonesty.

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  42. Start with Dan, end with Congress... by Grog6 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dan is a fucktard, for sure.

    But did you notice the loss of one of our Constitutional Rights today?

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    Truth isn't Truth - Guliani
    1. Re:Start with Dan, end with Congress... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      I disagree with your assertion that "No possible interpretation of the Constitution would allow DC to have a congressional representative."
      Article IV would suggests that Congress has the power to give voting rights to the District by making it a state:

      Section 3. New states may be admitted by the Congress into this union; but no new states shall be formed or erected within the jurisdiction of any other state; nor any state be formed by the junction of two or more states, or parts of states, without the consent of the legislatures of the states concerned as well as of the Congress.

      or possibly deciding that it is a needful rule or regulation:

      The Congress shall have power to dispose of and make all needful rules and regulations respecting the territory or other property belonging to the United States; and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to prejudice any claims of the United States, or of any particular state.

      especially since Congress is composed of representatives from the several states, but not explicitly exclusively composed:

      Article I Section 2. The House of Representatives shall be composed of members chosen every second year by the people of the several states, and the electors in each state shall have the qualifications requisite for electors of the most numerous branch of the state legislature.

      I would think creating a state from the district would be the most direct way to do that rather than simply adding reps by law.

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  43. It takes a big man... by downix · · Score: 1

    It is big enough for someone to admit when they have had poor judgement. It takes a bigger man to do so with not only such humility and grace, but with a touch of humor to boot. Hats off to you good sirah, you have shown that not only are journalists human, but that, on occasion, they will even own up to it.

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  44. He made up his mind, then decided the "facts". by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He made up his mind that SCO was right ... and then he actively opposed any facts contradicting him.

    He belittled Groklaw and PJ (and he is still doing so) for digging up the real facts while he kept repeating the "smoking gun" claim of SCO as a "fact".

    I could have accepted that INITIALLY, but as Groklaw collected more and more facts from the EXPERTS (the people who WROTE *nix) there is no way anyone who didn't have an agenda could have still believed that SCO had a case.

    Yet he kept right on supporting SCO ... until they filed for bankruptcy and received a delisting letter.

    1. Re:He made up his mind, then decided the "facts". by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's precisely my point. His apology is worthless. It's rather like saying "That guy's house is on fire" while the cleanup crew is bulldozing the smouldering ashes. It wasn't just that he took SCO's side, it's that he had an anti-open source agenda from the very beginning, and with that, never once bothered to go to some of the opposing parties and ask them. You would think, since this so heavily involved Linux, that a call to Linux Torvalds would have been a very basic bit of due dilligence. He never showed any desire to actually be a journalist. His was an editorialist, and I think it's a damning indictment of financial reporting nowadays that there seems to be no difference in their minds.

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    2. Re:He made up his mind, then decided the "facts". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Daniel Lyons of Forbes sucks as a reporter. He has demonstrated that he will accept anything an "authority" tells him as gospel truth, so long as that "authority" dresses in the right clothes. He will not challenge a well-dressed authority by independently seeking out the facts that litter the landscape, and his behavior demonstrates that he will step well out of his way to avoid tripping over an embarrassing fact.

      But he is not alone in this screw-up.

      His editor failed to tell him to get his butt out the door and hunt up the true story. His publisher backed him and his editor. The whole crew at Forbes failed to do the business reporting that they claim they do.

      This whole fiasco demonstrates that Forbes is not a valid source for information about business in America. It is only a pretty face; there is nothing but an echoing vacuous empty chamber where the brains are supposed to be. People who read Forbes in public deserve to be laughed at.

      Forbes is nothing more than a retelling of the Emperor's New Clothes.

    3. Re:He made up his mind, then decided the "facts". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's why he's writing the apology, isn't it? A palty attempt to save his job I hope?

  45. No, it's not. by FatSean · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I've learned anything from recent Presidential elections, changing your opinions due to new information is a sign of weakness. One must make a choice and ride it all the way down.

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    1. Re:No, it's not. by Rary · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "If I've learned anything from recent Presidential elections, changing your opinions due to new information is a sign of weakness. One must make a choice and ride it all the way down."

      At the time of this posting, you've been modded +5, Funny. The sad part, though, is that what you say is absolutely true, and not just of American politics. It's certainly true up here in Canada, as well. If a politician sticks to his guns no matter what new information comes out, then they're seen as being decisive. If they change their minds, they're weak, wishy-washy, and clearly not leadership material.

      Voters are, by and large, stupid.

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    2. Re:No, it's not. by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that they operate in a political realm where there are no objective assessments, where if you lose but spin it right, you win. So they campaign and make decisions based on propaganda. But then they make some real decision with real consequences (like starting a war or handling a natural disaster) and boom, reality asserts itself, and it hurts.

    3. Re:No, it's not. by kraemate · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Voters are, by and large, stupid.

      I have generalized this to "people are generally stupid".

    4. Re:No, it's not. by EatHam · · Score: 1, Troll

      Voters are, by and large, stupid.
      Damn right. Be smart and don't vote, like me.
    5. Re:No, it's not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where if you lose but spin it right, you win

      The cover of this week's Private Eye sums it up.

    6. Re:No, it's not. by omnipresentbob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's no problem with changing your mind, admitting you're wrong, and moving on.
      There is a problem with not admitting you're wrong, and sticking to your problems.
      There is also a problem with changing your mind, then changing your mind, then perhaps changing your mind again.

      Hence "flip-flop" rather than just "flip". Indeed the adjectives "flip-floppy" and "wishy-washy" both imply a back and forth (perhaps more than once) situation.

  46. I gotta be honest by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

    I did not see that coming. huh.

  47. Reloading by tthedford · · Score: 1

    I think reporters in the media today are mostly about broadcasting lies for which ever cause has the most money and/or power. This reporter is probably just attempting to reload his public integrity somewhat so he can spew another round of nonsense.

  48. Thanks Daniel, youre not a liar.just a fuckin tard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this going to change the fact that people think he is a retard?

    When Laura Dildo and Read Enderle ever admit they were wrong are we going to say they arent retards?

    This wasnt one article they made a mistake with.
    Once is a mistake.
    After that the slope to mental retardation is pretty quick.

    Did Bonds just happen to juice once or was it a pattern?

  49. Best analogy today. by khasim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Congratulations!
    Indeed when his buddy was standing upon the gallows, only then did he cry (and loudly) about how evil his buddy had been for deceiving him and abusing his naive trust.

    It shows his true character.

    If Microsoft ever files a patent suit against Linux, do you believe that Lyons will not be the first and one of the loudest proclaiming the righteousness of Microsoft's claim?

  50. What a load by Perp+Atuitie · · Score: 1

    of defensive bullshit. It wasn't about getting it wrong. It was about getting it wrong based on looking at the evidence and insisting that it meant the opposite of what it obviously showed. SCO never showed a single line of code or anything else that had been "infringed". Notice how he changes the subject to bad people attacking his integrity. But it's one of the few rational explanations left when somebody watches a a dog running by and insists that it's a crack pipe. He may not have been bribed, but he clearly let his own pro-corporate prejudices persuade him that black is white.

    1. Re:What a load by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      That pretty well covers it, although I do give him a certain amount of credit for publicly admitting that he got it so wrong, even if his admission is partly self-justifying.

      His problem, which led him to look at a dog and swear it was a crack pipe, is not that he looked at the evidence and insisted that it meant the opposite of what he said; it's that he didn't look at at the evidence, he only looked at the competing claimants. In large part it was his pro-corporate prejudices, as you say, but I think there's a little more to it than that. After all, Novell, Red Hat, and IBM are also corporations; far larger and richer ones than SCO, at that. All three of them called BS on SCO, refused to negotiate at all, and said "We'll see you in court." He should have taken that into account, but it seems he ignored that and chose to look only at the Slashdot and Groklaw crowds, choosing to dismiss them as partisans and "amateur sleuths." What he failed to realize is that just because you're partisan, that doesn't mean you're wrong, and that among those partisan crowds there was also a great deal of expertise about Linux, UNIX, and law. He completely missed the fact that there was so much expertise there, writing them off as the unwashed masses.

      I guess he didn't really look too closely at the DR-DOS case, either, since there was a big difference between that and the Linux cases, namely that in the former case they actually *had* a case. Seems he only looked at who won and figured they could do it again.

      Granted, as a business and financial guy and not a tech guy, he wouldn't have been able to make much of the evidence even if he had looked at, but that gets us back to listening to the experts. Absolutely everyone who actually had any clue about the whole situation and who wasn't an employee, lawyer, or expert witness for SCO (that is, people being paid), said from the outset that the claims were ridiculous and SCO had no case. He should have listened. Even Darl, I'm certain, knew perfectly well that SCO's claims were groundless, although I doubt any written evidence of that will ever be found. I'm sure he's at least smart enough to have confined all such communication to face-to-face speech.

      Lyons' chickens have come home to roost. So have SCO's. It's just a shame this didn't actually come to trial, to establish once and for all, in court, the strength of the GPL. Still, it's a good victory, and no one may dare to try and pull a SCO again for a very long time, if ever. And if they do, they certainly aren't going to try it on IBM. Big blue made that message as clear as if they'd left a horse's head in Darl's bed.

  51. He didn't just use "nerd" by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    He used something along the lines of "amateur sleuth". And when he used "nerd", it was meant as a bad word -- do you call a mechanic a "motorhead"? No, you call him a mechanic, and if he's designing cars as well as fixing them, you call him an engineer. In other words, you call him a fucking expert.

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    1. Re:He didn't just use "nerd" by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that "amateur sleuth" thing... I kept picturing Darl being hauled off in handcuffs muttering "And I woulda gotten away with it too, if it hadn't for those meddling kids and their talking dog!"

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  52. Note to Daniel Lyons by huckda · · Score: 2, Insightful

    when the subject matter is Nerdy...listen to the Nerds, NOT the businessman's PR representatives who took you out to lunch to give you the "scoop".

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  53. wasn't he supposed to wear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a tin foil hat with "FSF" emblazoned on it, while intoning into the gang of microphones, "I have no real position in the vi vs. emacs debate, but let's face it, have used both I can say that either one of these world class tools beats the pants off Microsoft Word!"

    A deal is a deal!

  54. I think you mean "whore". by khasim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's been a while since balanced reporting that explores both sides of an issue outsold a one-sided rant. He's a professional, which basically means he does this to make money, so his first concern is selling the story with some truthiness on the side.

    Naw. Lots of professions have ethical standards for their professionals.

    Being a "professional" doesn't mean that you just do it for money. Although it can be used that way.

    Being a "professional" also means that you follow the ethical standards of your profession. Otherwise your behaviour is "unprofessional".

    The word you're thinking of is "whore" or "prostitute". One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose.
    1. Re:I think you mean "whore". by TigerPlish · · Score: 2, Funny

      Being a "professional" also means that you follow the ethical standards of your profession. Otherwise your behaviour is "unprofessional".

      The word you're thinking of is "whore" or "prostitute". One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose.


      Puta mierda, that makes my entire IT dept a Band of Whores. Would Getting a Paycheck be considered a Worthy? 'cause that's the only positive i can think of, when I think of what we do..

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    2. Re:I think you mean "whore". by xero314 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The word you're thinking of is "whore" or "prostitute". One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose. You need to pick you Whores and Prostitutes better if you think it's and "unworthy purpose."
    3. Re:I think you mean "whore". by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose.

      Ideally, yes you are quite right. Often times in this flawed world the ideas of "worthy" and "profitable" get all jumbled up. Those two ideas are not mutually exclusive but neither are they interchangeable, and they are certainly not universal. What we would like to consider worthy (balanced and carefully researched news) is not as profitable and therefore not as worthy to the publisher calling the shots for the professional journalist. Those publishers have significant sway in what is considered ethical and professional in the field of journalism.

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    4. Re:I think you mean "whore". by TheDugong · · Score: 1

      Who you callin' a whore! (Sorry, bitch!)

    5. Re:I think you mean "whore". by pallmall1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Puta mierda, that makes my entire IT dept a Band of Whores. Would Getting a Paycheck be considered a Worthy?
      Well, if the check were big enough, nobody could call you cheap whores.
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  55. You don't say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smart people (ie nerds) got it right,
    a useless money grubbing ass tick got it wrong.

    Shocking.

  56. As usual... by Tyr_7BE · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got it wrong. The nerds got it right.

    So...business as usual?

  57. I like this guy's analogy better. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Not that your analogy is bad ... it just doesn't have the visceral impact.
    http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=304087&cid=20688963

    Yeah, it's mod'ed "flamebait" at the moment.

  58. Yeh, thank you, Daniel, I lost my shorts by Filter · · Score: 1

    After trusting the journalistic integrity Forbes and trusting Lyons to research the story SCO was telling him I invested my life savings on the SCO stock. After all they are listed on the prestigious NASDAQ. Now I am without pennies. :-

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  59. About this NERD label... by visualight · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and labels in general.

    Calling someone a "nerd" because he knows *nix.
    Calling someone a "gearhead" because he knows how replace a clutch.
    Calling someone a "health nut" because he goes jogging and takes a multivitamin.

    All of these labels have something in common, they describe a single aspect of someones life (something you "do") and a judgment is made of that person as a whole. It's stupid and tiresome. Let's start making labels for people based on what they *DON'T* do.

    For example, when someone puts zero effort into staying healthy and strong he's an "idiot".
    Someone who depends on an automobile to live but cannot change his own brakes is an "idiot".
    Someone who spends years of his life in front of computers, depends on them, and yet cannot make some time to learn what's happening behind the wizards, is an "idiot".

    Anyway, not to respond to the parent specifically since I don't really know his perspective, but in general, I'm tired of people being too lazy to learn anything and deriding actual human beings that strive to understand their own environment and the tools needed to interact with that environment.

    Once when I was a young deckhand on a tug boat the skipper told me to go down in the galley and cook a meal. I said, "I don't know how to cook though," and he said "Bullshit, how can you be a man and not fucking know how to cook food?". He was right about that, and I'm right when I say "How the fuck can you spend all day sending and receiving emails and yet not know how to configure an imap client?"

    Etc.

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    1. Re:About this NERD label... by Quarters · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ""How the fuck can you spend all day sending and receiving emails and yet not know how to configure an imap client?"

      Ok, so explain to me in great detail, including the most miniscule operations of every machine, every vehicle, and person involved, how the US Post Office takes a letter from your mailbox and successfully delivers it to another mailbox across the company.

      Come on. You send mail How the **** can you do that and yet not know how it all works?

      Idiot (your choice of words, not mine)

    2. Re:About this NERD label... by visualight · · Score: 1

      Theory>Implementation

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  60. I see what you did there by kad77 · · Score: 1

    "not like he's Dan Rather being lead down the garden path and left there by CBS researchers and management."

    Who are you trying to kid? Try looking for the recent quotes from the people that worked with Rather at the time he was preparing that bullshit report. He was an active participant and had editorial control. Enough time has past, stop deluding yourself!

  61. News for nerds by Xtifr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since a lot of people who criticised him came from a site which bills itself as "News for nerds, stuff that matters", I hardly think it's out of line for him to refer to them as nerds. :)

    On the other hand, this seems like a fairly weak apology overall, considering the amount of vitriol he's heaped upon Linux developers, advocates, supporters and fans in the past. I think he owes a few people (especially PJ) a more personal apology. On the gripping hand, this move clearly shows that he's a hell of a lot more classy than O'Gara (whose career would be over if there were any justice) or Didio.

    1. Re:News for nerds by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      Doctors might call each other quacks, lawyers might call each other shysters, and computer scientists might call each other nerds.

      But reporters, should call each of them doctors, lawyers, and computer scientists.

    2. Re:News for nerds by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Since a lot of people who criticised him came from a site which bills itself as "News for nerds, stuff that matters", I hardly think it's out of line for him to refer to them as nerds. :) It's kinda like how black people can use some words that white people shouldn't.
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  62. A Suggestion for Lyons: by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

    When apologising, and when you were the one to get it wrong, it's gauche to take a flailing, after-the-bell swipe at the IT community ("the nerds got it right") and Groklaw ("amateur sleuths").

    Other than that, we all make mistakes and this should be forgotten in no time.

  63. snowed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does snowed mean ?
    Is that like being snowballed ?

  64. Caldera vs Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can someone enlighten me about the Caldera vs Microsoft case?

    Was the 80M investment from M$ into SCO connected to the settlement from this case?

  65. Sounds disingenuous by redelm · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry, but I'm not buying. All journalists receive hatemail. Part of the job. Bringing it up is rather more an effort at self-publicity. Rather like the Danish imam taking the cartoons to S.Arabia.


    The fundamental problem is that journalists are not so much reporting the news as creating it. The spin they put changes peoples' minds. Not entirely their fault (although this must attract the manipulative personalities). People expect to believe what they read. Silly rabbits! News is for alerting you what might bear closer scrutiny.

  66. Not so easy by subStance · · Score: 1

    "In the print edition of Forbes there's a great (albeit sometimes painful) tradition of doing "follow-through" articles where a reporter either takes a victory lap for making a good call or falls on his sword for making a bad one. Online publications don't typically ask for follow-throughs. But I need to write one."

    Ah ah ah .... no hiding behind "it's only a metaphor" please. If you had been right, I have no doubt you would have *physically* taken a victory lap of the Forbes office, so it's only fair that you *physically* fall on your sword as you described since you were wrong.

    Please make sure to put down a drop sheet first for easy cleanup afterwards. Thank you ... and GO!

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  67. Scox's lies were glaringly obvious - no sluething by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sleuth? WTF? Any idiot could see scox was lying. All the events below happend in 2003:

    * Remember scoforum 2003? That is when scox did the great unvailing of the infringing code. It was proven bogus within one hour.

    * Why did scox require journalists to sign an NDA to see the code?

    * Scox claimed they could, and would, stop IBM from selling AIX - an outright lie.

    * Scox claimed they would audit all AIX customers, they didn't.

    * Scox told the court -twice- that scox would provide evidence of UNIX being dumped into Linux. We're still waiting.

    * Scox claimed to own UNIX, even though the trademark was clearly owned by the open group.

    * What about the odd funding? Remember the halloween memo?

    There is probably a lot of stuff I'm forgetting, but those shameless stunts were just in 2003. Scox was proven a liar over, and over, and over. It didn't take any sluething.

  68. Damned with false praise. by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
    Many others have said it, but: ...

    I'm not even going to dignify his so-called 'mea-culpa' by quoting it -- suffice it to say he falls on his nail-file, calling it a sword, while throwing back-handed insults at the people who simply did a far better due diligence on this case than he did (if he really did any at all).

    First of all, a true falling-on of the sword would be him admitting that he sucks an analyst and resigning his post at Forbes. (I'm not holding my breath).

    Secondly, he gives extremely short shrift to the people at Groklaw -- an incredibly synergistic group ranging from complete beginners through to senior and retired senior IT and law professionals -- a group that does detailed work produces (and archives) their background evidence and pulls no punches.

    As pro-Open Source as GrokLaw may be, if it really looked like SCO was going to win, Groklaw would have honestly admitted it -- mostly because that would be information that the Open Source community would need to have.
    Unlike Lyons, Groklaw is not interested in either deluding itself, or ignoring obvious evidence. ... and if Lyons is going to use the fact that he completely mis-read one case as an excuse for ignoring meticulously complied evidence that he had mis-called another case, then Bob Lyons is worse than useless as an analyst. If what he wrote in his so-called apology is really the basis of his analysis, then I'd be better off throwing darts at a dartboard than listening to him. At least I wouldn't be constrained by his (past failures.

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  69. woops... by leoc · · Score: 1

    that should read: "past articles".

    See, you can fix a mistake without waiting a few years! :)

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  70. The reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason this PHB got it wrong, is because like so many other PHBs, he listened to other PHBs, who are easily frightened and ignorant. Rather than relying on true experts, i.e. linux experts, etc. he chose, like so many other idiot PHBs out there, to ignore the experts, and follow the other sheep PHBs, who cower together and chant "nobody ever got fired for using M$, etc."

    Hopefully, he and other PHBs have learned to ignore idiot PHBs and rely on linux experts, rather than M$ fanboys, Didiots, etc.

  71. Not a mea culpa by baomike · · Score: 1

    So he got conned. A journalist would not have.
    A journalist would have done some INVESTIGATING.
    The fiasco with the code at the Las Vegas show should have been a red flag.
    Did any of the stuff he read on Groklaw sink in. Follow up? questioning?

    This is not a mea culpa, this an attempt to save a bit of a shredded rep.
    no sympathy.

  72. Mod parent funny by KwKSilver · · Score: 2, Informative

    I caught the reference, if no one else did. Arthur Carlson (WKRP in Cincinnati): "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" Said after dumping scores of turkeys from a small plane. or was it a chopper. Hilarious.

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  73. He still works there? by SQLz · · Score: 1

    He got it wrong because he did about zero investigation into the subject. Even a monkey would have been more accurate simply making guesses by chance. He was simply wrong about every possible detail except the parties involved. I'm surprised forbes still employs him. I lose all respect for the publication thanks to Mr Lyons.

  74. How on earth can parent be flamebait? by MrHanky · · Score: 2

    It's not like fans of Enderle and O'Gara frequent Slashdot, never mind reply to comments. A flame, yes, but not flamebait.

    1. Re:How on earth can parent be flamebait? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2

      I seem to have picked up a friend at some point who marks many of my comments "flamebait". Look through my history for more.

    2. Re:How on earth can parent be flamebait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is part of a disturbing trend in the open source world: a lack of respect for diversity in discourse.

      If you disagree with anything (ie if you like GPLv2 but not GPLv3, or if you think it should be called "Linux", you are:

      a FUDster
      a troll
      a sellout
      an astroturfer

      this is because they would rather attack the character of the person rather than the core of their argument. It is also one of the reasons that open source has so little credibility outside the data center

  75. "Nerds" not derogatory in context of older article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For all those getting their pencils in a knot over "amateur sleuths" and "the nerds were right" being somehow derogatory/insulting/whatever... I took it as being used in the context of one of the also-mentioned original articles written at the time, "Revenge of the Nerds", and not as a more "current" slur. Maybe it'd be good for those getting hot under the collar to read TFA, get a better feel for the context and tone of the writing, and don't take it so personally! :-)

    (by the way... "pencils" was meant tongue-in-cheek and also not intended to be derogatory/insulting/whatever, i just think some people need to read with their sense of humour engaged)

  76. What's wrong with nerds? by brkello · · Score: 1

    Here of all places I figured that nerd wouldn't have a negative connotation. So why are we getting so upset about being called nerds? Is this the new "N" word. We can only call each other nerds and if anyone else does we will make them go on radio shows and apologize? Lighten up. The guy apologized and was just trying to add a little humor to what he wrote.

    I swear, with Christians flipping out over an emmmy speech that was a joke, people losing their jobs for calling some girls nappy headed hoes ...I really don't get why people have to take everything so seriously. I am getting incredibly offended that everyone is getting so offended (as hypocritical as that sounds).

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  77. Forbes= "Capitalist Tool", remember? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    They used to advertise themselves as "Capitalist Tool", so the anti-F/OSS bias is not exactly surprising coming from them...

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  78. Mod: +1, Carlson by siglercm · · Score: 1

    Please mod parent up ;-)

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  79. SCO Snow Job by eskayp · · Score: 1

    Most reasonable people accept that Dan Lyons articles on SCO were wrong.
    Reasonable people and FLOSS conspiracy theorists realize he was paid for writing untruths.
    He DID create and disseminate misinformation.
    He DID get paid for misleading Forbes' subscribers and readers.
    Ergo he did, for hire, aid and abet SCO in their snowjob.
    When given lemons Dan, make lemonade:
    You have the qualifications and professional integrity to be a lobbyist.
    Plus, it pays better than selling used cars.

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    I didn't desert Windows; Windows deserted me: BSOD
  80. Mister Lyons, by udippel · · Score: 1

    Others in that highly partisan crowd have suggested that I wanted SCO to win, and even that I was paid off by SCO or Microsoft.

    Mr. Lyons, as much as I appreciated your apology "I got it wrong" in the first moment, the sentence above wipes it out again, big time.
    You simply brush aside the suggestion of having been paid off. You might think in monetary terms, but I am pretty sure that you have been paid off, yes, in all other respects. Have you not had contacts to Microsoft and SCO managers? You had no calls and messages from them? You didn't meet anyone and made jokes about the nerds? Maybe a drink or a bite was offered to you, while getting the(ir) message across?
    All this bombardment of 'insightful information' did not prevent you from studying Groklaw with an open mind? I bet it did.

    An apology is most welcome when it is the result of enlightenment, and a change of one's wrong ways. You apologise, but the phrase above is proof that you don't see your errors. Not having received brown envelopes clears you of all wrong-doings, you assume. It doesn't.
    You might be a nice chap, but as an independent journalist you are a failure.

  81. how about asstunnel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really liked that once I read it twice.

  82. offensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From your link, theviralmarketing.com:

    Ten critical viral marketing principles you must use to create an unstoppable buzz that spreads your website around faster than a California brush fire!

    I find this incredibly offensive and insensitive. As a Southern California High Desert resident, I knew many firefighters who died fighting the fierce brush and forest fires that plague the region. I hope none of their still-mourning family members read this denigration of their brave sacrifices.
  83. I have occasionally been wrong, but by unity100 · · Score: 1

    i rarely admitted. can i still hold him to an unreasonable standard ?

  84. Nerds who ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

    The nerds like the ones who are posting in slashdot with ridiculous nicknames and even as anonymous cowards but occupying and performing important duties, and occupying many important positions, even some of them being in very high profile positions in the it world, whereas at the same time almost all being experts in their respective fields ?

    you bet they would get it right, you dumb oaf. and they got it right. you should have listened to them when you had the chance, being a 'reporter', 'journalist' as you are. but you didnt, and you are eating up what you have said.

    maybe from thence on, you will see those "nerds" as what they are - the people that built the thing that is reflecting on your monitor now - internet.

    1. Re:Nerds who ? by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      I invented the internet, COOL. ... does that also mean I'm Al Gore? :(

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  85. I feel happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy made a mistake and admitted it. If we all did it, the world would be a better place. Really.

    1. Re:I feel happy by chartreuse · · Score: 1

      Nice sentiment, but I'd take it less ironically if you had a name.

  86. Sometimes, being wrong doesn't mean payoff by buss_error · · Score: 1
    I even wrote an article called "Revenge of the Nerds," which poked fun at the pack of amateur sleuths who were following the case on a Web site called Groklaw and who claimed to know for sure that SCO was going to lose. Turns out those amateur sleuths were right. Now some of them are writing to me asking how I'd like my crow cooked, and where I'd like it delivered. Others in that highly partisan crowd have suggested that I wanted SCO to win, and even that I was paid off by SCO or Microsoft. Of course that's not true.

    .

    Daniel Lyons admits he was wrong. In my book, that puts him square with the mistake he made. Now, we (tinw) as open source supporters, have to step back, take a deep breath, and prepare to admit that one can make a mistake without having been paid off to do it. That, or else admit that truth, evidence, and honest intent have no weight in our view if it impeaches open source in any way. For myself, I'm not prepared to take that step. Because honesty does mean something to me.

    Not to say that I trust Forbes. Seems they get almost everything wrong, in the long run. But that isn't the fault of Daniel Lyons. That's the fault of the editors of Forbes. Daniel can make his own assessment of what kind of news outlet he chooses to associate with, and under what terms.

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  87. Dan Lyons is an bitter tool by the+saltydog · · Score: 1

    Over at the Yahoo and InvestorVillage SCOX message boards, we have reason to believe that Dan (or someone that defends him WAY too strongly) has been spending every waking moment trolling for comments from the anti-SCOX crowd... every time he gets brought up, a cadre of fake Indians comes along trying to drown out the discussion.
    (If you don't think that's possible, we already know that SCOX supporters (like Mike Anderer), employees (like Erik Hughes and Ryan Tibbetts), and Darl's wife, if not actually Darl, have posted there - search the Yahoo SCOX board for the account names treycc, anmcbride, pathetic_geeks, and tibbcat.

    One of my cohorts there, Tim, has written an excellent summary of why Dan Lyons is deserving of nothing but the same utter contempt that I hold for the management and fellow yellow journalists and shills the The SCO Group used to spread this FUD campaign. You can read it here;

    http://www.investorvillage.com/smbd.asp?mb=1911&pt=msg&mn=44164

    Here's an excerpt...

    "...The "money quote", as Dan likes to put it, in his "mea culpa" is this:

    >

    Translation: *Please*, for the love of God, *ignore* all *the other stuff* I have yet to apologize for! Also, *pretend* that the *misrepresentations* I'm insulting your intelligence with (I was "poking fun"! Yeah, that's the ticket!) in this empty gesture aren't just more sophistry! When I say that the "truth" is "simply this", what I mean is *do not look anywhere else*!

    As much as Lyons would like the "truth" to be "simply this", I feel that perhaps we are doing the "truth" a disservice by *omitting* all the other stuff Dan has written in the last few years that his "mea culpa" studiously avoids (notice he doesn't provide links to the articles he does mention? Go figure). I guess misrepresenting his Revenge of the Nerds as "poking fun" felt like enough BS per character, or however he rationalizes it..."

    The bottom line is this - Dan is a hack, and he's as bad at apologizing as he is at being Fake Steve Jobs, let alone the possibility of pretending to be an outraged fake Indian; no integrity, no intellect, and if he insists on snuggling up to Steve Ballmer, no future.
    -the saltydog aka saltydogmn

  88. The 'n' word by steveha · · Score: 1
    I am just amazed by how many people are complaining here on Slashdot about his use of the word "nerds".

    Come on, folks, why do you have to search for a bitter insult where none was intended?

    He mentioned that he wrote an article called "The Revenge of the Nerds". This title is a clear pop culture reference. (And by the way, he said that he was poking fun at them back then, and now he realizes they were right all along; this is what we call an "apology", one of several in that short piece.)

    So then, having referenced "The Revenge of the Nerds" by name, he refers back to it by saying: "I got it wrong. The nerds got it right." And that is the entire extent of his use of the 'n' word. Two times!

    I saw someone else complaining about the phrase "amateur sleuths". I really don't see how you can make an insult out of that. They might have been professional computer experts, but that doesn't make them professional sleuths.

    Here, check this out. I just did a Google search and found a link to his original article "Revenge of the Nerds". Some of the amateur sleuths really do sound kind of crazy or disingenuous. (The pious "I don't associate 'Dildio' with anything bad" is the kind of disingenuous spin I'd expect from a corporate PR hack. Oh sure, calling Laura Didio "Dildio" was never meant as an insult.)

    So, while I enjoyed his article, finding his writing lively and entertaining, many people here apparently found insult piled upon insult. Folks, don't make it into something worse than it is. Would you have been happier if he had written a painfully straightforward text? Something like:

    SCO said they would win. They fooled me. I should have known better. I apologize. Many Linux fans said SCO would lose. They were right. I was wrong. The end.

    steveha
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  89. Re: No technical employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that's so, what are they doing with all that R&D money? It was $1.42 million for the most recent quarter and $4.74 million for the last three quarters, per SCO's latest 10Q filing. That's a huge share of their revenue (which continues to shrink). SCO has many problems, but cutting the R&D budget hasn't been the reason for them.

  90. BAD by steveoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, for goodness sakes Daniel .. you are making it sound like it was a wild 50:50 guestimate of who was going to win the next Melbourne Cup or something. You make it sound like this time (by pure good luck) the nerds got it right for once.

    Sure, you got it wrong and the nerds got it right .. but then again blind freddy got it right as well. Every man and his dog actually got it right. Every man and his dog that is, except for yourself and a small handful of (surprise surprise) 'Professional Tech Journalists'.

    You didnt just 'get it wrong', you got ALL of the facts completely and blatantly ass up. Lets not pretend it was just an unlucky guess on your part - like putting a dollar on the wrong horse. What you did is akin to turning up in court to provide a character reference for Al Capone, and lavishing the most extreme praise upon most honest self when you barely know the guy.

    OF COURSE anyone with half a brain knows why you did it. Nobody thinks you are incompetant or stupid - we just think you are greedy and unethical.

    1. Re:BAD by NoWhereMan · · Score: 1

      OF COURSE anyone with half a brain knows why you did it. Nobody thinks you are incompetant or stupid - we just think you are greedy and unethical.

      This seems to be the point of his article. He obviously was caught with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar. Now he wants to tell everyone how dull the truth is. He has set himself up as a poster child for the saying, "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

      Time will tell how successful he is explaining his stupidity. Maybe be can win that campaign. He did not want to see the truth before and that reminds me of another saying, There are none so blind as those ...

  91. Mod GP down by symbolset · · Score: 1

    The reason you gave is valid, and it's only one of many.

    The site is insensitive. I didn't read it thoroughly and am sorry I linked to it.

    We didn't need that vivid an example of what trolls these are.

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  92. Arrogant ***** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We nerds understood the technical issues, could compare the code ourselves, understood the BSD legal history, ...

    He didn't understand at all what he didn't understand.

    Typical case of someone in a position of power / authority vastly overestimating the range within which his / her mind can produce reasonable judgements.

  93. The clue that no "reporter" should have missed by Antaeus+Feldspar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but Lyons' portrayal of himself as an ordinary Joe who made a reasonable evaluation of the case which just happened to be wrong because SCO was keeping its deception so well-hidden is just plain wrong. There was at least one red flag which Lyons has no excuse for not catching.

    That red flag was when SCO presented their excuse for not showing anyone (except under draconian NDAs) what the alleged copyright infringement actually consisted of. They didn't want that information getting to the Linux crew, they said, because that would allow them to remove the offending code.

    That there is all you need to know to call "BS". It is your obligation to notify someone you suspect of infringing your copyright of just how you think they are infringing your copyright so that they can remedy the wrong. You cannot say "I would rather let them continue to infringe my copyright so I can soak them for more damages"; despite what SCO might have you believe, that is not the purpose of copyright law. As for the idea that the offending code would be scrubbed from the record in order to hide the evidence of past infringement, again, that's BS. If there was copied code in the kernel, as SCO assured us there was, SCO could have downloaded copies of the kernel twice a day to have a historical record of the violation.

    Lyons still refers to "amateur sleuths" as though he's some kind of professional. What sort of "professional" doesn't investigate the most glaring contradiction between what someone claims they want and what they're actually trying to arrange?

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    If people are to respect the law, perhaps the law should begin by respecting the people.
    1. Re:The clue that no "reporter" should have missed by dkf · · Score: 1

      Lyons still refers to "amateur sleuths" as though he's some kind of professional. Remember, being a "professional" just means that you get paid for it. It says nothing in itself about ability (though most people who are good at something will do it professionally, since that optimizes their earning power). On the other hand, I suspect that a good number of the "amateur sleuths" were actually moonlighting professionals.
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      "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
  94. Which is why it's funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a guy with development experience at every level for 25 years, and I'm now an architect. So it's pretty funny when I see guys with 5 years of experience as a "senior architect". 5 years of experience nets you a "staff programmer" for 95% of all developers.

    You're not "senior" anything until you have at least 10-12 year of experience.

  95. Conspiracy theories by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    The truth, as is often the case, is far less exciting than the conspiracy theorists would like to believe.

    The truth always is. There is one common trait to conspiracists, and it doesn't matter if they are 9/11 Truthers, Roswellians, Tax Deniers, Lunar Landing Hoaxers, or the everpresent Everyone-is-a-Shill-For-Microsoft loons. That common trait is a dissociation from reality.

    "No rational person could ever deny the awesome truths presented in Groklaw," the conspiracists say, "And since Daniel Lyons appears to be rational, he must have been paid off by Microsoft or SCO."

    --
    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    1. Re:Conspiracy theories by tthedford · · Score: 1

      Conspiracy refers to more than one person working together for an evil purpose. That definition also includes groups of individuals that out of fear, denial, self-indulgence, or just plain ignorance all end up supporting an evil cause by failing to recognize the perpetrators. I think you may fall under this group's category..

    2. Re:Conspiracy theories by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Which conspiracy are you accusing me of participating in? That 9/11 was an inside job? That the military is covering up a spaceship that crashed at Roswell? That Kennedy was assassinated by the Federal Reserve? That Bush is really a reptilian space alien? That the rich and powerful sacrifice babies at Bohemian Grove during satanic rituals? That so-called chemtrails are a government plot to poison us? That Microsoft bought off everyone who every wrote a bad review of Linux?

      Please tell me. Which paranoid delusion of yours am I a part of?

      http://www.usermode.org/blog/conspiracism/debunkinglinks.html

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      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  96. Typical sore loser by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    He's wrong, he was obnoxious about it at the time, and he's obnoxious about it now.

    Major asshole.

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  97. Kind of did remind you of a three year old... by Tatarize · · Score: 1


    Which code is infringed? We can sort this out pretty fast. We'll remove whatever it is, just show us what you own.

    -- "NAUH! I AIN'T GONNA!"

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    It is no longer uncommon to be uncommon.
  98. Blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give the man his due, he apologized. I've never heard a perfect apology. I don't think he spent enough time questioning his own bias. Like the bias where it isn't worth anything if you can't charge for it. Or the bias to minimize time taken to write an article. Or the bias to write articles that Forbes will print. Or the bias to overlook that the "free press" is motivated almost entirely by ad revenue.

    I think he owes a clarification still on the Groklaw amateur sleuth comment. He should recognize that there are professionals at Groklaw better qualifications than his own. Still Groklaw is a blog that welcomes my own naive contributions. And there is plenty of venting going on at Groklaw.

    Speculative accusations should stop unless you have evidence to back it up. We have plenty of reason to scrutinize this man. We don't need to invent them.

  99. Actually He is Exactly Like Dan Rather by YetAnotherBob · · Score: 1

    on more than one level.

    1. He was forced to accept that all of his sources for a series of stories were lies. (Rather with Bush's Guard service in the 70's, source MoveOn.org, Democrat party dirty tricks dept. Lyons on SCO's version of history or code or their own responsibliity.Source, SCO Group, formerly Caldera.)
    2. He refused to change when confronted with the truth, insisting that the story was correct, even if based on a pack of lies.
    3. He continued to insult the innocent even after having the truth thrust in his face.
    4. He did all this to support the editorial bias of his superiors (editors).
    5. He took the fall for the corporation. (ongoing for Lyons, recent history for Rather.)
    6. Nobody bought the act, except for willing fools.

    Looks to me like he almost exactly fits the Dan Rather mold. Now, he just needs to sue his bosses. Then his journey to the dark side will be complete.

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    Everybody knows 3 people with my name.
  100. Question for you by YetAnotherBob · · Score: 1

    Was Lyons a liability to Forbes, or was Forbes a liability for Lyons? After all, he was only supporting the magazines editorial policy in supporting proprietary systems verses open Source.I don't think that editorial slant has changed, has it?

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  101. The nerds got it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the article and could detect one nerd only. And this one got it completely wrong. Groklaw reported on the issues from the beginning. So if he is a catholic professional, he would have taken these "nerds" serious as well. But instead he is insulting them for a last time. He seems to be an (un?)professional hypocrite by all standards.

  102. He has a point by tmk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have you ever heard the slogan News for nerds - stuff that matters? If he is speaking of the slashdot crowd, "nerd" is not an insult.

  103. Uhh; and what about The Economist? by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1

    If I've learned anything from recent Presidential elections, changing your opinions due to new information is a sign of weakness. The Economist, the arguably most influential newspaper in the world and opinion journalsim to boot, does that on a regular basis. They always stand by their guns, but admit that they where wrong when new facts are unearthed.

    Good examples are the Iraq war, or the earth' climate change.

    I wouldn't call it a weak paper, though.

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    mit taschenrechner in der hand

    kraftwerk

  104. Re:Thank you, Daniel, for damage control by SimHacker · · Score: 1

    Better to admit you were wrong, than to admit you were paid off to participate in a conspiracy.

    -Don

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  105. English version of Article by netpixie · · Score: 1

    Has anyone got a link to an English version of the article? Or can give a few hints about what "snowed" means or why he seems to be talking about cooking crows?

    1. Re:English version of Article by orcrist · · Score: 1

      Has anyone got a link to an English version of the article? Or can give a few hints about what "snowed" means or why he seems to be talking about cooking crows?

      You're not really serious are you? And if you are, you can't be a native speaker.... in which case, my suggestion is: Just admit your English isn't good enough and humbly ask for some help with the colloquialisms.

      "snowed" means: "fooled", usually by application of large amounts of data which appear authentic (sometimes known as bullshit) in order to confuse the victim. So he claims SCO fooled him by feeding him all that 'information' by which he was too overwhelmed to recognize as spurious.

      "to eat crow" means approximately: to receive the social derision which is reserved for those who prove themselves to be spectacularly (and publicly) wrong about something (through words or deeds).
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    2. Re:English version of Article by netpixie · · Score: 1

      Thanks,

      I can now appreciate that these are all perfectly cromulent phrases. Do you have any references to their etymology?

    3. Re:English version of Article by orcrist · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I can't find anything conclusive. Merriam-Webster lists this definition of "snow" but - unusually - doesn't have any information about the etymology. It does appear to be fairly new, and used mostly in Australia and the U.S. To eat crow apparently has an uncertain origin, though Rudyard Kipling invented an explanation for it in one of his stories. Wikipedia has a somewhat confused attempted explanation, but nothing really concrete.

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  106. Re:"Nerds" not derogatory in context of older arti by lastninja · · Score: 1

    I was surprised that so many people missed this, but then I found your comment. He is using a reference to an earlier article titled "Revenge of the Nerds" which he then refers back to by saying the nerds were right.
    Compare:

    "last year I wrote a review of 'March of the Penguins' claiming they could have flown to their nesting place. As it turns out it is to cold to fly in Antarctica, when being a fetherless fowl. I was wrong, the Penguins were right".

    "last year I wrote a review of 'March of the Penguins' claiming they could have flown to their nesting place. As it turns out it is to cold to fly in Antarctica, when being a fetherless fowl. I was wrong, the members of Spheniscinae were right".

    In the first sentence I refer back to something I have said earlier, giving some flow to the text. In the second example it is clear who the members of the Spheniscinae (a Greek mafia family?) since they have not been defined earlier in the text.

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  107. ./ vs Forbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't read printed newpaper anymore, get the world news from various news sources (bbc, guardian, nyt etc) - tech news I get from HERE. Even philsophical, religious, and political debates HERE are more interesting than most essays I read online elsewhere - yes, this place here can be silly, and when 2/3 of all posts are +5 FUNNY you realize that topic has been covered so many times, nothing new to say than making fun of it.

    Forbes, what's that?

  108. It was SCO Inc.... by earlymon · · Score: 1

    In my mind, it comes down to simple pedagoguery. The readship of his rag - in his mind is more likely to:

    a) think highly of themselves as financial decision makers, well versed in the protection of the almighty corporation, and more willing to believe that corporate lawyers rarely go wrong compared to loners
    b) think that domain knowledge is more important that blind trending

    I hope this isn't read as flamebait, but so be it - there exists then, now and always people who believe that engineered solutions come from on high - and then, there are the engineers. This guy plays to the first group - and is still condemned to straightjacket thinking. The phrase, nothing new under the sun, comes to mind for people like this.

    That said, I like to read Forbes from time to time, but this guy is a flack, nothing more.

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    Pathological kinda promises Path + Logical - but instead, you get stuck with pathetic.
    1. Re:It was SCO Inc.... by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      Even if Forbes readers are "more willing to believe that corporate lawyers rarely go wrong compared to loners," how come those folks didn't suspect something might be amiss when the mighty IBM was so willing to pursue this case to the bitter end?

      Regardless of how influential PJ and Groklaw might have been, it was still SCO vs. IBM, not SCO vs. PJ. Lyons supposed mea culpa rather ignores that Big Blue monster sitting over there in the corner. Instead it's all about him versus the nerds.

      If Lyons thinks this piece will make us think he is a good journalist that happened to make a mistake, he needs to read it again. What I see him saying is that "Darl told me SCO would win, and it sounded good to me." Really, it doesn't take much thought to see how little journalistic savvy this represents. How Lyons could think anyone would take him seriously in the future is beyond me. If I were among the senior editors at Forbes, I'd be wondering how anyone could take Forbes seriously after this.

    2. Re:It was SCO Inc.... by earlymon · · Score: 1

      You raise a very good point!

      (btw - it was late - I'd said pedagoguery instead of demogoguery - evidently, I'm in need of a pedagogue myself!)

      I'd think it was something like Testicle's Deviant applied to what I've postulated - Big Blue against nimble valley. (With thanks for the save to my flying monkeys who provided this idea just in time!)

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      Pathological kinda promises Path + Logical - but instead, you get stuck with pathetic.
  109. corollary Occams Razor by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 1

    The truth, as is often the case, is far less exciting than the conspiracy theorists would like to believe. It is simply this: I got it wrong. The nerds got it right.'"

    Do not attribute to conspiracy something that can adequately explained by groupthink.

  110. Maybe it's to reinvigorate FSJ by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

    I really appreciate that he admits he was wrong, and admits it in writing.

    But I have to wonder: How many of you really got a kick out of Fake Steve and started reading it regularly? And how many stopped going there as frequently when you found out it was written by Lyons? And how many of you read TFA and kind of feel like Fake Steve deserves a second chance ...?

  111. Ethics in Journalism is Virtue Among Whores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm so glad that i never followed up on my Journ major...

    tech journalists are the craigslist hookers of the Fourth Estate...

  112. Daniel Lyons by pebs · · Score: 1

    Daniel Lyons, you are a fucking dumbass. Just go ahead and say "I am a dumbass" and quit your job. No one deserves to have to read the retarded shit you write.

    Oh, and if you call me a nerd one more time I am going to find you and break your fuckin jaw. Bitch.

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  113. Snowed by SCO or bought by MS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Given his chronic anti-OSS ranting, you have to wonder whose agenda he is pursuing. At best, he listens only to those people who seek him out in order to push their own agendas. MS is really good at that, as demonstrated with OOXML and numerous other examples. OSS does not have a professional "spin machine"; attempts to push the OSS perspective are limited.

    I have met some people (even in the IT industry) whose technological horizon is limited to what they see and hear during free lunches and golfing trips. If Mr. Lyons falls into this group, that would partially explain his tireless support of SCO up until bankruptcy time.

    At worst, he's a shill, with or without direction from Forbes. Remember, some publications are well-known for writing articles that are favorable to advertisers. I doubt SCO is advertising in Forbes but I'll bet MS is. Was Lyons directed to write puff pieces for Forbes? Maybe his latest article is "taking one for the team".

    Time will tell. Nobody gets to be this wrong for this long and retained as a journalist for a publication that has been thoroughly discredited. Unless, of course, he was just following orders, in which case he remains as a valued team member. His presence (or absence) from Forbes will tell the real story.

  114. Its simple by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

    Mainstream media - not experts.
    Its an information factory,designed to turn in profit. Their quality is superficial and overrated.

  115. The NERDS got it right? by SlashDread · · Score: 1

    Is this guy SERIOUSLY reporting on technical matters? What would the idiot call an african american startup? Nigger biz?

    Seriously, this guy is insulting those who he analyses? WTF?

  116. Tech Journalist? by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    As someone who has worked as a journalist and who also has a degree in journalism, I can say that any ordinary journalist could not be faulted for not understanding these issues. They are complex and most non-techny folks would not know what the hell they were discussing. However, isn't this guy supposed to be a tech journalist? Doesn't that imply at least a basic understanding of how the source-code issues really work? I think this guy was just put into a field that he was not qualified for.

    1. Re:Tech Journalist? by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      Regardless of his technical abilities, aren't journalists supposed to dig into a story before publishing it? Reading his "apology" tells me he wasn't a very good journalist. It almost sounds as if, after three years or so of covering this story, he didn't speak to anyone that didn't take him to lunch. You don't need to read source or program in C to know that, if the plaintiff says its copyrights were infringed but refuses to display publicly even one example of the supposedly purloined code, maybe the plaintiff's claims aren't all they're cracked up to be.

      Not only does his work display bad technical journalism, it displays bad journalism, period. What would have happened if Woodward and Bernstein believed the government's story about the Watergate burglars?

      Isn't journalism at lot about footwork?

    2. Re:Tech Journalist? by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

      You make some good points. He should not have been a tech journalist unless he was willing to remediate his deficiencies.

  117. Domain Specific Knowledge by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    This is a clear case of where the folks with knowledge of Unix and its history proved that journalists with no technical background shouldn't be writing for a technical publication or audience. There are *tons* of highly knowledgeable people in the IT industry that would love a chance to write, but who do the pubs get to do this? People with little to no background in computing. How are they supposed to know what they're talking about?!?! Please.

  118. Revenge by ripcrd · · Score: 1

    You see Mr. Lyons, revenge is a dish best served cold.

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  119. Re:What about the attitude? (justified) by gosand · · Score: 1
    He would have to work to regain credibility with people checking the facts against what he said.


    1. People are allowed to make mistakes, even in journalism

    2. He admitted his mistakes

    3. He admitted the "other side" got it right

    4. He was coming from an impartial side of things, initially, and he sided with SCO. To be honest, their argument had a lot of people wondering, and there was a LOT of discussion about it online.

    5. What about the smearing of his name? Suggesting he was a paid shill? I think he has a little leeway in the attitude department because of that.

    6. The comment "the nerds got it right" is condescending? Look around you son, who you keeping company with? :)

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  120. The real problem ... by put_the_cat_out · · Score: 1

    Daniel Lyons real problem is that he has no understanding of technology. Take his use of the word "nerd" in his statement. His usage is completely wrong. Nerd connotes someone who enjoys sticking their nose in a book for learning purposes. The more appropriate term would have been "geek", per this Wikipedia entry.

  121. Hey Dan... by fataugie · · Score: 1

    One thing to keep in mind when arguing with a nerd.

    They have alot of free time on their hands to research details and facts since they don't interact with the rest of the world. And they're probably smarter than you.

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  122. don't fuck the sick, you get sick too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course he says he was wrong. He won't get any more cash from SCO now to keep up the lies.
    But he wants to stay in place. This 'brave' coming out will bring him some goodwill.
    Anyway, I myself hate him less for this admittance, so he did the right thing.

  123. But why did he get it wrong... by mollog · · Score: 1

    But why did he get it wrong. It's a symptom of a larger issue; Microsoft is corporate, Forbes is corporate, Gartner Group is corporate. They meet on the golf course, they meet at seminars, they sit on each other's boards. The problem is, these pundits are influential, at least in terms of public perception.

    People should keep reminding him that he got it wrong. He needs to be taken down a notch, recalibrated. Only then, will the good-old-boy start getting it right. When the feel the taser, they'll squeal like a little girl, but maybe next time they'll think a little more before they speak and act.

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  124. There is another by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

    Dan Lyons mealy-mouthed retraction by way of apology simply doesn't fly. He fell down on the fundamental requirements of a journalist: to actually do some real research before publishing an opinion. Why he did that is still open to question, but it's just not a matter of simply having made a mistake.

    By way of contrast, Bob Mims (Salt Lake Tribune) throughout the SCOX saga was as impartial, unbiased, and informed as you could ask. Now there's a journalist. Kudos to him for his integrity.

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  125. I am the AC... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that's "The Big 0" to the rest of you.

    Eat my shorts, Malda! :) kr