Mozilla Reponds - We Call the Shots, Not Google.
An anonymous reader writes "Recent articles in the New York Times and at CNET have highlighted the growing concern that Google holds significant power and influence over Firefox's development. In an interview published today, Mozilla's technology strategist Mike Shaver did his best to proclaim Mozilla's independence. Yes, Google pays Mozilla $56 million per year, Google is the default search engine, and supplier of many of the browser's features (anti-phishing, anti-malware, incorrect URL resolution). Shaver insists that in spite of these ties, Mozilla still calls the shots over Firefox's development."
I'm not saying this is bad, and frankly I don't buy the "OMG Google will subvert Firefox" or whatever the conspiracy theory du jour is, but when 99% (or close to that) of your income comes from a single place, "I call the shots" comes across a little weak. He might be right in his claim that Mozilla is independent with or without Google's $56 million, but without the $56M Mozilla is a very different company, probably one that cannot support 120 million users or pay developers or CEOs.
When it comes to money, it's always worse to have it and then lose it than to never have it to begin with.
Web2.0: I love when people Flickr my cuil and digg my boingboing until my google is reddit and I start to yahoo
Mozilla still calls the shots over Firefox's development.
Not only that, they write the songs that make the whole world sing.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
They're still dodging the question of how to spend all those millions. Sure, the devs and people who support Firefox are all happy. But that happiness will evaporate if they don't think the money is being handled fairly. So as both a non-profit and a FOSS project, which are both accountable in different ways, what is going to happen to all that nice fluffy cash?
we will end no whine before its time
> The mozilla foundation didn't want firefox in the first place. But I guess since firefox has gotten bigger, slower, and more bloated over time...
I didn't want, initially, to use shitty non-standards compliant (ie Netscape) software, but it's got more compliant over time. Presumably Google are in favour of standards as Google users won't only be using Firefox, so frankly Mozilla can either 1) do what Google want, or 2) risk Google going alone with their own browser based on Firefox code.
Yes they do exactly what they want. Just the same way a politician will make all of their own decisions after getting millions from oil companies and other "pacs" with special interests.
Yes, Mozilla gets a lot of money from Google, and it would be naive to assume that they don't have influence. But, some influence from Google may not necessarily be a bad thing, plus, where would mozilla/firefox be in terms of their competitive position if they were $56M/year poorer? Which is the lesser of evils?
OK, let's move on then.
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
Let the dissembling begin...
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
Everyone knows the root of reponds is pond, which is a body of water, often man-made, smaller than a lake.
We also know that bodies of water reflect light off their surface, and further, we know that to reflect means to consider.
To pond is to consider.
A ponder is one who considers.
To repond is to reconsider.
Reponds means reconsiders.
Perhaps you'd like to repond your assumption that reponds is not a perfectly cromulent word?
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
Or maybe it's because of the exact same reason that "saved passwords" are not cleared.. so people don't have to log back into websites that have given them a cookie to cache their login.
How we know is more important than what we know.
If you dont like then use IE.
Dont like IE? Then use Saffari? Dont like and your using unix then use Konsqueror.
Anything is better than a convicted monopolist running the show with one browser. Even if Google starts another monopoly we still have 4 free browsers which means more competition. The more browsers the better as it forces webmasters to use more standards and cross test their sites on multiple browsers.
To me it seems some of the more free software zealots are terrified about anything that is being funded and not done by hobbiests on their own spare time. Sorry but captitalism is the most efficient system today and Firefox needs funding. Who is going to debug, run the servers, run the projects, develop code, and run extensive QA for free? Google doesn't want the browser market. It only wants the information.
http://saveie6.com/
No, it's because most of the time people just want their browsing history cleared (so people don't see what naughty perverts they are), yet don't want their logins/preferences to be lost. Choice is good, checkboxes are good.
Try this: Click "Tools" -> "Remove tin foil hat"
Buckle your ROFL belt, we're in for some LOLs.
Firefox does not look like a very typical FOSS program anymore in which developers don't get any money back from the masses of users. The developers working at Mozilla are getting paid directly from the money that the users are contributing with their clicks. Hence, I think the mantra of 'if you don't like it, fork it" is not really valid in this scenario. Note this is opposed to projects with paid developers like Apache and the Linux kernel which is supported by corporate entities and not end users.
Also, I remember that Mozilla wanted contributions for the NYT ad a few years ago and many of my friends who were students barely scraping by, contributed some of their much needed money to the project. Apart from that I guess a ton of people donated money to Mozilla in the past few years thinking that they needed funding badly. Did Mozilla really need it or were they getting enough money from Google to run that ad by themselves? The fact that the CEO of Mozilla gets a compensation of half a million dollars makes it worse.
Does this also mean the users(who are contributing to the coffers with their use of Firefox) can demand fixes to the nagging bugs and not get a 'if you don't like it fork it' reply? Take a look at this very annoying image captions wrapping bug that plagued users and web developers and was unfixed for seven years despite even stalwarts like XKCD's Randall Munroe complaining in this bugzilla thread. Note that you need to copy paste because bugzilla doesn't allow links from Slashdot https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=45375
It makes for very entertaining reading. I personally use Opera(I used to be a big supporter of Firefox back in the day) for it's leanness and speed. I would switch over to Firefox in a flash if they fix the bloatness.
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I know I'll be tagged as paranoid. But it might explain why Mozilla separated Thunderbird. Google doesn't want you to use POP3 or IMAP. They want you to use the web. It just might just have been one of the reasons that were considered when making the decision.
It's open source. If Google wanted to be in control, they would just release their own version.
I RTFA'd, and the whole issue reads like tin-foil hat paranoia or just plain old FUD. Where are the examples of Mozilla bowing to Google's wishes (outside of making them the default search, which they're paying for)?
It could also just be that Google made a deal with them to have the most popular search engine in the world be the default. You can change it, it's not the end of the world, and it doesn't mean that Google has their hands in the day to day running of everything.
I mean, do we really think that Nissan is approving scripts for Heroes and other NBC shows that have the new Rogue in them? No! It's advertising, and I'm sure Nissan pays a hefty to price to ensure that the script for "Claire's dad gives her a new [insert car]" says "[Nissan Rogue]" instead.
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Presto!
Google is the default search engine, and supplier of many of the browser's features (anti-phishing, anti-malware, incorrect URL resolution)
...which is the real issue here, to me...though absurd compensation for the CEO and very lopsided revenue from google are others (NO organization should rely on ONE source for its money. Diversification is the name of the game.) Google's services are heavily bundled AND set as the default where there is choice. Does this sound familiar, anyone?
Now, the question is: if Yahoo, Altavisa, Microsoft, Excite, or Ask (was Teoma), or anyone else for that matter, offers similar services to Firefox for free- will they be allowed to get their foot in the door (via a GOOD user interface to allow selection- modifying about:config params doesn't count) or bundled in (ie, included in the official distribution)?
Please help metamoderate.
Well, not always. And Firefox is still a damn good product. So long as it stays that way, I'll still be using it. But if they begin to rest on their laurels, the "next big thing" that will put them by the wayside will most likely be another side project out of nowhere from people who are living off Ramen.
And then rotate through three major search engines every quarter. This quarter it'll be Yahoo, next - Microsoft, then Google again. I'm sure both Yahoo and Microsoft will be delighted to participate.
Because clearing cookies logs you out of those sites that you've saved the password for. Occam's Razor is a really good tool for use with most things, you should try it.
That's not cross-platform.
Random and weird software I've written.
Even if google is in partial control of Mozilla, so what? you cannot compete against M$ without some BIG $dollars ... having google support mozilla is good!
to code or not to code, that is the question.
Men serving two masters always say this, and we know it's rubbish.
The truth will be known as soon as conflicting interests have to be resolved.
I've been waiting for Mozilla to repond for a long time. I always felt their original pond could not attract the top quality ducks...
> Grey out the search box until the user chooses the search
> engine they want to use. Randomly choose the order of the
> search engines in the drop down box (once). Replace the
> home page with a selection page, and include a type-in box.
Yeah. Everything should be an option. Sounds like you want SeaMonkey and not Firefox. Firefox ships with a set of defaults that we believe are best for the most users. Right now, and for the last five or six years, Google has been the best possible search for most of our users. Where it isn't, we'll change it (like we did for a year in Japan, China, and Korea with Yahoo as the default.)
You're suggesting we optimize for the minority case and that's a cop-out that all too many software programs opt for. Most users don't want to have to configure their browser before they start using it. They want it to "just work" and that's what we aim to deliver.
> That way Mozilla won't be giving Google any special treatment
> and when the users choose Google to be the preferred search
> and home page anyway you can claim that you weren't doing
> anything wrong in the first place.
That way, we can make all of our users suffer an extra flaming hoop to jump through to satisfy a few people who are already quite capable of switching to whatever services they want. Sounds like a great plan.
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Mozilla only spends about $12M per year, and they have a lot in the bank ($70M?). If you do the math, they can survive for several years if the search engines pull the plug.
>Make Yahoo! the default search. I dare you.
We did. And users didn't like it at all. We put Yahoo in for CJKT builds because they had a larger presence in those markets. Users were unhappy.
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Google is simply best, its not because Mozilla and Google somehow are the same, Google just happens to be one of the few search engines that loads fast and doesn't display banner ads all over the place, also, most web users use Google as their homepage, so why not set that as the default? Its simply for practical reasons. Because Firefox on Ubuntu has the Free Software Foundation in the bookmarks does that mean that somehow the FSF is giving Ubuntu tons of money? No it is simply practical same thing with Firefox.
There is no "disagree" moderation, and troll, flamebait and overrated are not valid substitutes
Google's support of Firefox helps the company strategically hedge its bets against Microsoft. If Google had to write a browser from scratch, they could do it, but, it would raise up too many weird signals. However, if Google supports Firefox, and gradually gets its arms around it, they get a browser that is free, a strategic stake in controlling something that can help their business. All the way around its just a smart move for them.
Microsoft owns IE, and would love to screw Google up - imagine the patch to IE that breaks Google... and yet works for whatever MS does on line. FireFox is Google's ace-in-the-hole. If a Windows upgrade comes out and that breaks Google, they tell the users that like Google to just switch browsers, and it will all be ok, and suddenly, Microsoft would be facing a very problem of having its Windows franchise kicked off the internet.
Gates and Co were right about one thing when they set out to destroy Netscape - whoever owns the browser owns the desktop, and, if MS missteps and blows IE's lead over Firefox, then, whatever OS can run Firefox is suddenly a potential operating system rival, and from there, development tool chain, and, after that, everything else.
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> With all this intimate data which can be collected
> by tracing cookies sent to your browser, why in the
> hell doesn't a browser default to delete cookies if
> you tell it to "clear PRIVATE data"???
Because users freak out when they say "clear cookies" and all their username logins disappear. For those of you who want to also clear that, it's right there with the tick of a box. I, for one, would rather manually manage my cookies so I can keep all my logins saved.
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That's not cross-platform. Konqueror is somewhat cross platform as it will work on any Unix-like OS, including OS X (but only under X11 and X11 on OS X is awful, imho). Suposedly, when KDE4 is released native OS X and Windows versions are going to be available. Still, that would be rather heavy just to get a web browser, and khtml differs (at least in 3.5.x) from WebKit. Try the Safari in Leopard. It's awesome, it even does
Thank god for re ponding. I have always worried what Global Warming was going to do to the water supply, Good to know that Mozilla is on top of it!!!
> What exactly is that money for? Where does it
> go? Developers? Advertising?
If you read the financial statements that all this is based on, you'd see exactly and precisely where it goes. the bulk of it goes to paying about 100 full-time people and maintaining one of the largest and most capable infrastructures on the planet. Lots also goes into savings/investments for the future.
> Does it REALLY take 56 Million to develop a web
> browser? Starting from scratch, I'm sure I could
> do it for about 250-500k. And that's with salaries,
> rent and benefits.
You go ahead and do that. I'm sure it'll be a huge success. Send me an email with a link when it's shipping to 130 million users.
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Clearing private data primarily means clearing traces you leave publicly. Traces which can and are being used to collect very intimate profiles about many internet users. That's a much bigger privacy concern than traces on your local computer, especially since "Clear private data" just deletes filesystem references without wiping data. For anybody curious enough it won't be hard to undelete cleared local traces.
So Firefox defaults don't clear your public traces at all and your local traces can either be seen by "show cookies" (preferences) or undeleted for an even better picture. I don't understand how my initial post could be moderated 'Troll'. That's just ignorant.Many charities and famous personalities get corporate assistance and no one complains when they wear that companies logo or do some other form of viral promotion. Yes I can understand people worrying about Google having sway over the code but lets be honest every corporate sponsorship comes with strings attached. if you can figure out how to pay "everyones" rent based on wishful thinking go for it otherwise we have to go with what we have. It could be worse, Mozilla could have been sponsored by a pro-closed source "Evil"(tm) company
No.
Roughly $20 million a year in operating cost - 70% of which paid 90 employees. That's 155k (salary and benes) an employee - pretty average for a tech operation I'd imagine.
The rest they've accrued into $70+ million in assets.
Mozilla Foundation does much more than just develop Firefox - RTFA.
I'm sure I could do it for about 250-500k
Wow, you could develop, test, and host downloads for a software product with a multi-million user-base for 250k? You, sir, are fresh out of college or full of shit.
Dude, that's like saying Kate (my all-time fav Unix editor) is cross-platform.
:)
Just because it runs on multiple chipsets doesn't mean it's compatible with multiple OS platforms.
Sure - you can run it anywhere that X11 runs... but that requires quite a lot of 'other' stuff
An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
It is a simple fact that once an entity provides a majority of the support for an activity it controls it. I agree that at the moment Google is a very good master to be enslaved to. It is likely however, that if Google wanted Mozilla to grow in a different direction that Mozilla would be hard pressed to not follow the $56 million dollar carrot.
Wearing a hat keeps out the voices.
its interesting how the most comments defend mozilla just cause of google's "do no evil" image
now imagine the outcry if firefox came with live.com as default search and microsoft paud mozilla oh i dunno 120 big ones?
I really do not understand the constant need some people have to paint Google in a bad manner. Up until this very day Google has been a good netizen and last i checked they wasnt involved in any criminal acts like some other unnamed company. Mozilla does a great job on Firefox and nothing is really worth complaining about. If Google is twisting Mozilla.orgs arm they dont get much for all that money thats for sure. The damn browser is free, both as in beer and freedom. Just fork it or shut up. I do have a fealing that much of the complaints against Google are coordinated attempts to blacken its very good reputation. Maybe from some other company that do not have a, should we say, excellent track record in behaiving nicely. As a very satisfied Firefox "customer" i want to say, thanks Google and Mozilla!
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Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power lost.
If you buy the DVDs or HDDVDs, you're watching a version of the show censored by a non-sponsor, and you don't think sponsorship also plays a role in the creative process?
KDE is cross-platform, therefore Konqueror is too.
It is unpossible to refute that.
I'm glad you do, too. Getting my parents up and running with Firefox was a matter of installing the package, having Firefox take over as the default browser in XP and telling the folks not to click the blue "e" anymore. Since her first week with it, my mom hasn't had a single Firefox-related problem. If she has to install it again on another PC, she knows right where to go and will be up and running in minutes, but if she had to sit down and configure it she would just use IE until I had a chance to set it up - if she told me in the first place. So, thanks for not requiring configuration.
Should Linux/Unix distributions fork Firefox to collect money from Google instead of Mozilla Corporation? Why not change the configuration of Firefox's boxes in Ubuntu to point to the highest bidder?
I have used Firefox for, lo, these many years. It (Mozilla) has yet to address the memory leak and resourcece (cpu time) issues related to Firefox. Why?
I love the verasitility of Firefox and its functionailty. But I hate that it fucks up/freezs my machine when left open.
If Firefox wants to be taken seriously, fix these goddamned problems.
Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
The first Firefox ever released, version 0.8, was a very light 6MB download. I remember all the excitement about this "fast, lean new browser" .
Today, after five years of continuous bloat, Firefox 2.0.0.9 requires a bandwidth-busting 6MB download before you can install it to your groaning hard drive.
Cut the astroturf already, ok?
"I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
Distrust FTW. One-click tracks-covering. You just have to remember to turn it on before surfing those dodgy sites.
Done with slashdot, done with nerds, getting a life.
Bloated is the wrong word. Konqueror has an order of magnitude more features than Firefox, but works much faste. I'm sure Konqueror and it's dependencies are also much much more than 6 Mb. However, something to do with the architecture of Firefox is seriously flawed: not only does it leak memory like a siv, the UI and page rendering has slowed with each release (I know, I use it on a 600 Mhz coppermine processor with 128 Mb ram). Additionally, one page with a lot of (poor) javascript can lock up the whole browser for several minutes - why isn't each tab it's own thread?
I use it for several reasons, but latency is an issue that should be given some thought.
"Knowledge is the only instrument of production that is not subject to diminishing returns" -Journal of Political Econom
So .8 was a 6 MB download, and now 2.0.0.9 is a 6 MB download. That what you're saying? Or did you mean that .8 was after decompression and 2.0.0.9 is before?
I'm sure Yahoo would love to take over google's payments.
Why is this modded insightful? This article is about Google taking control of Firefox development and has nothing to do with setting the homepage.
Google already appears to have a track record of getting their components embedded into Firefox. Whether this is due to their growing influence or simply because the developers liked the plugins is hard to say.
Don't believe me? For an easy to find example take a look in the 'components' folder in your Firefox installation and you may be surprised how many recent additions are provided by Google.
ok. Since the Dirtbag Director of the mozilla calls the shots,
how about KICKING DOWN SOME DEVELOPMENT CASH? like a bit more than a measly 7% of your daily bread? Mod me TROLL. Im angry about this. He gets 1/2 a millon bucks a year, and kicks down only 30k? He probibly pays more than that for transportation.
This is the absolutly greatest opportunity to burn Redmond to the ground, and he is just being greedy about it. Id rather give my buchs to a wino on the street. Its honest. You know where the money is going. But its not like I pay for mozilla. but DAMN. I made about 40k last year. I easly gave at least 5k to work that improves others lives.
I have no utter idea what the man is thinking...other than "He who dies with the most cash wins."
I will refrain from using any more derrigatory terms.
==End soap box==
Uhm, yeah... was I the only one who felt dirty after that shameless bit of product placement? Felt like Heroes met The Truman Show. Blech.
I only post comments when someone on the internet is wrong.
if they claim to be more neutral, then at the start of the installation, they should prompt the user for whatever search engine they prefer and not default to anything (it should always go to a selection screen when one searches.)
take the case of ie7, when i installed it, it asks me for my search engine preference. but the default search bar goes to live.
Live your life each day as if it was your last.
Depends on your definition of "platform". If you consider each *nix a platform by itself, then yes, Konqueror is cross-platform. However, if you consider all POSIX compliant operating systems together as a platform, then KDE is not cross platform.
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Gee, interesting how Google enjoys exactly the same benefits with FireFix that Microsoft was slammed for with their OWN browser. In fact, with the DNS Error redirect, they are taking this even a step further.
56 million a year is PEANUTS compared to what they get out of the deal -- and it seems nobody is forcing them to 'open up'. Hypocracy at its finest.
Even if the GP ignores your point, he could do well to read up on Hanlon's Razor, a personal favorite of mine. If he's truly convinced that failing to delete cookies by default is idiotic, it seems the logical conclusion is the developers are idiots.
It's clear that Google pays Firefox's bills and Firefox is indeed Google's lapdog. But at least in Firefox you can change the default search engine and also add secondary engines.
That's a lot better than Apple's Safari. Safari search engine is Google, lock, stock, and barrel so you can't even change the default or add secondary search engines. And since Safari is the default browser on OSX, Google is *locked* in as the default engine for OSX itself (and no, you can't say the same for Windows, since its default browser (IE) allows the user to change the default and add secondary engines).
So I'd say that Firefox has more integrity on this matter than Apple. (But not much. Safari at least has its own Apple home page, phishing page, etc, while Firefox uses Google for all of that.)
-- "I never gave these stories much credence." - HAL 9000
"I'm sure they have a hand in, but let me know when then donate $50M."
"Donate" suggests giving money with no strings attached. This money isn't donated, it's *payment* to lock in Google's services. Just like Google pays dozens of software companies to include Google Desktop and Toolbar in the various installation procedures of software. Even Sun's JVM security updates try to foist Google Toolbar and Desktop onto the user. Disgusting, but Google paid for that. You're VERY naive if you think Google expects nothing back from its 56 million dollar per year bankrolling of Firefox.
-- "I never gave these stories much credence." - HAL 9000
I'd say the former. The GP is just pointing out that when Firefox was released, it was considered "small" by web browser standards, at "only" 8 megs. Now, it's still actually only 8 megs, but people call it "bloated".
Read into that whatever you want.
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anti-phishing, anti-malware, incorrect URL resolution are all either sending private data to Google which they normally wouldn't have (Anti phishing,malware) or creates a huge opportunity of search and further brand recognition when you type incorrect url.
.com and send to cnet news.com for example.
In fact, nobody from Firefox could explain why people are sent to "news search" (Google by default) when they type plain "news" to URL field and they require special key to fill
Google should play openly and say the facts, I can't care less for their search engine or Firefox but I hate being treated as stupid.
I also have couple of words to Apple: Putting Google as default search engine to Safari along with referrer to default browser of a $130 Operating system and preventing users to change it without hacks is plain lame.
I had nothing against Google until they started playing these games. Lots of people who became against Google shares same feelings too. They already have the search monopoly, everyone memorized Google.com as search engine, their search fits well to people using it and there is no reason to act like some evil dictator of Internet even involving Thunderbird end of official support.
Remember once everyone ignored Microsoft if it doesn't fit to their needs but not necessarily "hate" them until they started pure evilness with IE. Even Fortune 500 giants should learn from history.
I didn't want, initially, to use shitty non-standards compliant (ie Netscape) software, but it's got more compliant over time. Presumably Google are in favour of standards as Google users won't only be using Firefox, so frankly Mozilla can either 1) do what Google want, or 2) risk Google going alone with their own browser based on Firefox code. Netscape 4 was being coded while there were no official standards around and everyone was proposing their own standards to become de facto standard. The "standards" you seem to care are result of power fight between the browsers and their propositions. MS didn't get into W3C board because they are in love with standards.
For Google, standards are either IE or Firefox. Try going to docs.google.com with a non Firefox browser such as Opera which is known for their strict conformance of standards since the start.
Until every single page, CSS passes W3C validators, nobody can claim Google is standards compliant. I would be using and supporting Firefox if they weren't that close to Google and they actually cared about my platform of choice (OS X). With their version 3, they seem to care a bit but Google and shadowy agreements still remain.
I don't want a Fortune 500 giant to watch every single URL I go with excuse of "Phishing protection" for my favor.
So why should I complain -- given that I haven't concentrated on the code bloat or other problems myself? (my Open source stuff is in other areas) So if the complaint is that the "little engine that could" survive has grown up to be the "big engine that has to carry the world", maybe we as a collective whole ought to get off our butts and help fix things (volunteers for refactoring the code, anyone?) rather than being the global b---- and moan community.
...Open Source isn't the only answer -- but it's almost always a better value than the alternatives...
Okay slashdot geeks:
1) YOU DO NOT OWN THE MOZILLA CODE
2)If mozilla keeps making my very fine browser and make money by doing it, they are welcome to go to have a farking orgy with the original google geeks.
3) Ive delved superficially on mozdevelopment and everyone there is nice, concentrated, a bit bofhish sure, but no more than most GOOD FOSS projects.
4) Google can call the shots all they want, we will be able to fork the browser if something against principle happens.
5)If mofo's CEO wants his half a mill check, and is able to get into mofo about 140 times that, he should VERY WELL DAMNED get his money, no questions asked.
Now stop whyning and start CODING you asthma ladden, tongue in cheek, caffeine poping geeks.
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Editors: You may want to fix the title of the article.
Note: Making a deal for product placement is not the same as "calling the shots". I inserted no words into the parent's mouth. Does Apple control Hollywood? According to his logic, you would think so since they're one of the most consistent users of product placement in movies. Blade Trinity's completely jarring use of Jessica Biel loading MP3's onto her iPod to have music to kill by being an excellent example. Somehow, I doubt Steve Jobs was involved in the casting of the film though...
I would come up with some witty and spite filled rant about you...but I really just don't have the time. Instead, I'll simply use the one you already so generously provided, as it applies just as equally (if not more so) to you.
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