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HP Unveils Small Commercial Linux Laptop

Ryan writes "HP had unveiled their version of a miniaturized laptop for school kids. The tiny device boasts speeds up to 1.6 gigahertz. They haven't yet decided on a name, but 'netbooks' is one possibility. They will be used for surfing the Internet and doing other basic tasks like word processing. The company plans to have 50 million units available in the marketplace by 2011. Optical drives have been left out to prevent kids from playing 'unauthorized games.' Weighing less than 3 pounds with a tiny 8.9 inch screen, the machines start below $500 for a Linux-based model. Prices are expected to be higher for Windows Vista models."

242 comments

  1. 500 bucks? by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Try again.

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    1. Re:500 bucks? by snl2587 · · Score: 4, Funny

      With inflation that will be about $4 in 2008 dollars by 2011.

    2. Re:500 bucks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid you've got that backwards.

    3. Re:500 bucks? by snl2587 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Price inflation? 'Fraid not, sir: If a gallon of water cost $0.25 in 1970 (I don't know the actual price) and it costs $1.50 in 2008, then $1.50 now is $0.25 in 1970 dollars (assuming the actual cost of water in terms of everything else did not change).

    4. Re:500 bucks? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      And whose fault is that?

    5. Re:500 bucks? by rabryan21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With inflation that will be about $4 in 2008 dollars by 2011.
      Predicting an inflation rate of 20% a year for the next 3 years is now considered "Insightful"?
    6. Re:500 bucks? by snl2587 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      hmm...I meant for that to be a joke. Oh well, I'm not responsible for what the mods decide to do with it.

    7. Re:500 bucks? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      First off, water cost less then a penny a gallon. Just an FYI.

      the $1.50 is the new 25 cent only in regards to water, not the overall market.
      This is why markets are averaged.
      For me to get into the same house as my father did when he bought a house, I would need to make 50 times what he did in 1969.
      The price of water hasn't gone up that much, nor the price of...well just about anything else.

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    8. Re:500 bucks? by snl2587 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm aware of that. I originally wrote it using gasoline for the sake of showing the mathematics, then, realizing that all anyone would do is argue all of the factors concerning the price of gasoline while ignoring the point, I switched the word to water without actually intending to reflect real values. Really, I could have just said "X", where "X" is a reference only.

      And the whole point was just to show that I hadn't made a mistake in the math when I made the joke...

    9. Re:500 bucks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that was a thinly disguised abuse of mod points...

    10. Re:500 bucks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF??
      Is isn't a kid's laptop. This is HP mini-note 2133, a long awaited ultraportable.
      Why do kids need Windows vista business?

  2. 1.6GHz? by Lord+Grey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From TFA:

    ... Prices go up for Windows Vista models with faster processors.

    The processors HP is using are made by Via Technologies Inc., the distant third-ranked player in the microprocessor space, and come in clock speeds up to 1.6 gigahertz. ...

    I interpret that as saying that the non-Vista machines will be running a slower processor while the Vista versions get the 1.6GHz model. My son's Toshiba laptop, purchased this last Christmas, runs Vista at about that speed. It sucks. (That's a unanimous opinion among all members of our household, geeks and non-geeks alike. Even the cats hate it.)

    Won't someone really think of the children for once?

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    1. Re:1.6GHz? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      You interpret wrong. They are introducing the Linux version at 1.6, and are awaiting a faster chip from VIA to go with Windows. Hopefully, HP will do like XO and build up a bit more on the desktop for the linux systems. Just a standard install is a mistake.

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    2. Re:1.6GHz? by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The reviews seem to suggest that although the 1.6GHz CPU can run Vista Business perfectly soundly, it keeps the temps high and the fan running and only gets a scant 2 hours out of the basic battery. So it probably shouldn't be on Vista.

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    3. Re:1.6GHz? by anss123 · · Score: 1

      My son's Toshiba laptop, purchased this last Christmas, runs Vista at about that speed. I got a 1.6 GHz Toshiba laptop with Vista too. It is quite a bit faster than the Via based computers mentioned in this article. Even the down clocked 600MHz CPU in the eee PC should give the old Via a hard time. Unless it's one of those brand spanking new Via CPUs, in which case I know nothing.
    4. Re:1.6GHz? by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      It's not just the freq, it's also a Via C7 cpu, which means that if you compare it to a pIII or Pentium M, it's about equivalent to ~800mhz or so.

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    5. Re:1.6GHz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      My son's Toshiba laptop, purchased this last Christmas, runs Vista at about that speed. It sucks. (That's a unanimous opinion among all members of our household, geeks and non-geeks alike. Even the cats hate it.

      Well they would, wouldn't they? Everybody knows cats need fast processors to run extra grammar and spelling checks. For a cat, being caught spelling something incorrectly is the height of humiliation.

    6. Re:1.6GHz? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They did.

      That's why they ship Linux

      ASUS's EeePc has the bigger manufactures salivating. Their nothing thinking standard desktop/laptop replacement, they're trying to look at alternative markets.

      Disposable computers, super-light-weight computers, computers for Grandma/Grandpa, and network-only computers.

      These are all areas in which Vista cannot compete at a given price range, and are separate market segments from traditional computing. The only problem (for Microsoft) is that if Linux catches on in all these spaces, Linux will finally have a strong niche from which to leap into the mainstream market.

      If there are 50-150 million lightweight, 1+ ghz Linux laptops out there with a GMA X3100 or equivalent graphics chip; then there's a beautiful market for software. Games included.

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    7. Re:1.6GHz? by backpackcomputing · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't think the 1.6 GHz CPU is worth paying extra for. The base model is $499, but for $549 you get 1 GB of RAM, 1.2 GHz Via CPU and Vista Basic. Importantly, you can opt to go with Windows XP and get a license for Vista so you can "upgrade" later. As far as the competition, Asus will be introducing an 8.9 inch screen on the Eee PC shortly and it may also include Intel's 45 NM "Atom" CPU. For more details and a link to purchase check out http://backpackcomputing.com/

    8. Re:1.6GHz? by bluemonq · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are plain wrong. Vista will be offered with the C-7 1.6Ghz chips at launch. Units have been out for review for a while now; embargo dropped at midnight. Here is one such review: http://www.jkontherun.com/2008/04/jkontherun-revi.html

    9. Re:1.6GHz? by dubbreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      For a cat, being caught spelling something incorrectly is the height of humiliation.


      wut dat u sez?

      I can has werd chekerz?

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    10. Re:1.6GHz? by DarkSarin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you _certain_ the cats hate it? I mean they are cats. They may just artfully disdain it, as per their usual stance. Cats don't usually hate much of anything. Frankly I think if the cats had decided that they hated Vista, we'd see that microsoft would already be in flames by now. No my friend, I fear the day cats actually wake from their millenia of apathy and begin to actually hate. When that happens we shall all die a painful death. Their studied indifference to our human and insignificant lives is vastly preferred to any notice that they might take of us.

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    11. Re:1.6GHz? by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Everybody knows cats need fast processors to run extra grammar and spelling checks. For a cat, being caught spelling something incorrectly is the height of humiliation. The internet disagrees.
    12. Re:1.6GHz? by AndGodSed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ironic that the more expensive model will run slower than the cheaper model, will feature more restrictive licensing and the user will not be able to tweak it as much as the cheaper version...

    13. Re:1.6GHz? by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Anyone find a review of one of the linux models?

    14. Re:1.6GHz? by jhanderson · · Score: 1

      Cats don't usually hate much of anything. Have you ever vacuumed with a cat in the room?
    15. Re:1.6GHz? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Nah, seems that HP have only shipped top-end Vista models to reviewers. I guess that by shipping top-end hardware with the most resource-hungry OS they thought it would create results representitive of an average configuration.

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    16. Re:1.6GHz? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever vacuumed with a cat in the room? Not for more than 30 seconds.
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    17. Re:1.6GHz? by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      "My son's Toshiba laptop, purchased this last Christmas, runs Vista at about that speed. It sucks. (That's a unanimous opinion among all members of our household, geeks and non-geeks alike. Even the cats hate it.)"

      I had Vista on my last notebook, a quite capable dual-core thingie and it sucked.

      The conclusion is that Vista sucks at any speed.

    18. Re:1.6GHz? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Cats don't artfully disdain, they matter of fact disdain.

      When the cats come to me, I will point them straight at bob barkers house.

      remember, neutering cats is good for people, not the cats. It's about managing their population to a convenient size for us.

      Also, I feed my cats tuna, so I think they will kill me last.

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    19. Re:1.6GHz? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Thanx. I miss-read that then. The idea of offering vista on a 1.6 will interesting.

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    20. Re:1.6GHz? by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      To be perfectly frank, that's probably a design issue on HP's part. My HP 6910p gets around 5 hours with Vista on the 6-cell battery, and that's with a 2GHz Core 2, 7200rpm drive, and 14" widescreen LCD.

      This system, with a slower VIA CPU and a smaller screen should be able to get at least half the battery life with half the battery size.

    21. Re:1.6GHz? by slimjim8094 · · Score: 5, Funny

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    22. Re:1.6GHz? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      They did.

      That's why they ship Linux

      How sad/pathetic is it that upon reading this, my first thought was, "They ship Linux and who?"

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    23. Re:1.6GHz? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Also, I feed my cats tuna, so I think they will kill me last.

      Yes, last... after the last can of tuna is gone.

      Cats don't love you. They just want your food. And they'd like you to get the hell out of the way while they eat it.

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    24. Re:1.6GHz? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      Just a standard install is a mistake.

      Huh?

      What IS a standard Linux install? Puppy has 50MB of lightweight apps. Sabayon has 4.5GB of kitchen sink, both as standard installs.

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    25. Re:1.6GHz? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Ironic that the more expensive model will run slower than the cheaper model, will feature more restrictive licensing and the user will not be able to tweak it as much as the cheaper version... And what is actually even more worrisome is that the vast majority of the buyers may just say "who cares, as long as it runs Windows!".
    26. Re:1.6GHz? by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Oh, puh-leaze. Do you really think I took the original post at face value?
      I linked the lolcatz for anyone who didn't get the joke to begin with.
      If I had misspelled my post, would that have made it obvious enough for you?

  3. Something lined up by Bombula · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The company plans to have 50 million units available in the marketplace by 2011

    They must have some massive orders lined up. Unless that number is wrong, no WAY do you talk about figures that large without clear knowledge of huge orders already in the pipeline. That'd basically be one for every schoolchild in the US by 2011.

    Could they be in talks with, for example, the folks in charge of the education changes that will be coming with the changing of the guard from republican to democrat White House administrations? Or with foreign governments (in both developed and developing countries)?

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    1. Re:Something lined up by mi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Could they be in talks with, for example, the folks in charge of the education changes that will be coming with the changing of the guard from republican to democrat White House administrations?

      They may well be... Teachers' Union endorsements don't come cheap.

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    2. Re:Something lined up by mpapet · · Score: 1

      HP has a gov't services business that they sell their hardware + service through.

      In order to win those contracts you have to know the people issuing the purchase contracts very well to even get a foot in the door. I believe they've got the Gov't contacts and certainly enough OEM manufacturers willing to take the business to move the units.

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    3. Re:Something lined up by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      50M units isn't a crazy amount for the kind of market they're aiming for - the pre-release publicity was pushing it as a "lifestyle accessory" which people would buy as unthinkingly as a new mobile phone. For comparison, the Razr sold 50M units in about two years, the iPod shifted over 100M in 6 years, and the Nokia 3310 sold 126M in about 5 years.

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    4. Re:Something lined up by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My problem is that by 2011, 1.6Ghz is going to be equivalent to sub-Ghz now, it's going to suck, you can already buy fully functional laptops with 1.6Ghz or better processors for less than $500... the list goes on and on.

      Overpriced piece of crap. I know, I know, it's somebody thinking of the children... god forbid they should get a fully functional laptop for less money when they can have this piece of junk.

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    5. Re:Something lined up by Bombula · · Score: 1

      It may perform like a brick, but if it's as tough as one maybe that'll make up for it. With most kids under 10 that I know, a laptop would last no more than five minutes.

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    6. Re:Something lined up by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Unless that number is wrong,

      Well, the number isn't wrong, but the context is. TFA says that Intel (not HP) estimates 50 million subnotebooks will be sold by 2011. Not just the Intel/HP branded ones, and not just to children. The entire market will be that large.

      Sounds reasonable to me.

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    7. Re:Something lined up by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      My problem is that by 2011, 1.6Ghz is going to be equivalent to sub-Ghz now, it's going to suck

      Unlike with commercial software, open-source software actually gets refactored. This means that later versions of it run more efficiently than earlier versions of it.

    8. Re:Something lined up by Rudolf · · Score: 1

      Could they be in talks with, for example, the folks in charge of the education changes that will be coming with the changing of the guard from republican to democrat White House administrations?

      Since you seem to have a crystal ball and can see that the Democrats will win the White House - will it be Clinton or Obama?

    9. Re:Something lined up by joveshesgotit · · Score: 1

      If you or the submitter had actually read the article, you would know that the figure of 50 million and the name "Netbook" are not from HP but Intel. 50 million is Intel's expectation globally by 2011, not HP's sales figure. "Netbook" is not the name HP is mulling, but is proposed by Intel to name this new category of lightweight notebooks.

    10. Re:Something lined up by Corwn+of+Amber · · Score: 1

      That's why there exists one laptop model that's perfect for chidren, is as rugged as a Toughbook, costs nothing, can almost run on solar, connects itself to others of its kind, making them a FREE Internet infrastructure like WiFi promised to be, and now HP tries to sell an overpriced POS like that...

      You know what? VIA processors suck. Their craphics cards (No, they're not GPUs at all - are they even faster than an S3 Trio?) can't run games, what's called "run games", not "get under one fps with all the options to zero, but runs"

      And they're fucing expensive.

      I want a XO laptop. I'd happily spend $400 for it, too.
      But when Negroponte will realize that the only way to ever get to th goal of One Laptop Per Child, he'll have to SELL them to people so that those sales subsidize his sending zillions of laptops to all kids. Because govenments are corrupt enough that the business division of HP knows enough Govt bouyers that they can sell overpriced crap to US schools, when the best alternative is a FIFTH OF THE PRICE.

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  4. for $500 i could get... by Spy+Handler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a core2duo laptop with a 120gb HDD and a DVD rewritable drive... not to mention a 15.6inch screen -_-

    1. Re:for $500 i could get... by an.echte.trilingue · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, but children have different needs. They will etch their names in the case, drop it, routinely hold it by the lid, drop it, spill stuff on it, drop it, get that cookie-saliva goo mixture from their fingers on it, etc. For a child, a tough slow box is worth more than a fragile powerful machine.

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    2. Re:for $500 i could get... by paulpach · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...that weights 3 pounds?

      Heck you can get those specs for about $300 on a desktop.

      The fact is that you are paying that much because of the weight, because of how portable it is. The closest thing to your specs that weights 4 pounds is the mac book air and that starts at $1700.

    3. Re:for $500 i could get... by Sockatume · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes, what I'm really looking for in a carry-anywhere writing machine is a 15.6-inch, 5lb desktop replacement.

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    4. Re:for $500 i could get... by fyleow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right but it will also weigh at least twice as much as the 3 lb HP and even with a 15.6 inch screen the resolution will be similar to that of the 8.9 inch HP. The point of these cheap ultra portables like the EEE is to have a tiny footprint and light weight without having to pay $1000+ which was what you expect to pay for anything 12 inch or less before the EEE came.

      If you aren't buying these laptops for the size and weight to price ratio then there's no point really.

      It's a shame that they chose to go with the Via though, initial reviews say it's very slow...They might be prepping to use the VIA Isaiah which is pin compatible though. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VIA_Isaiah

    5. Re:for $500 i could get... by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You pay a premium for a smaller form factor. Big laptops have always been cheap. And small laptops used to be very expensive until recently.

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    6. Re:for $500 i could get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention a 15.6inch screen -_-

      For notebooks smaller screens are often more expensive

    7. Re:for $500 i could get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The inevitable "I can get a bigger and faster machine for the same price" post. These are getting irritating. Smaller size and lighter weight are features.

    8. Re:for $500 i could get... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      With good linux driver support? Pointers, please, I need one. :)

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    9. Re:for $500 i could get... by cens0r · · Score: 1

      The thing to remember about laptops is that there are three things you can buy: performance, size, and price. You can only choose two of them at any one time. This computer and the Asus are small and cheap but do not perform well. You can have a cheap and fast laptop, but it will be big. You can have a small and fast laptop, but it will be expensive. When purchasing one, you have to decide what you want. For my case (already having at least four machines in the house) I don't need a laptop do be powerful. I want it to be small and portable. I'd like it to be cheap. This fits the bill.

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    10. Re:for $500 i could get... by lancejjj · · Score: 1

      [Children] will etch their names in the case, drop it, routinely hold it by the lid, drop it, spill stuff on it, drop it, get that cookie-saliva goo mixture from their fingers on it, etc. I bought an inexpensive sub-$500 laptop a few months ago, and it came with ALL of those features.
    11. Re:for $500 i could get... by Count_Froggy · · Score: 1

      So, you could get a more powerful and larger machine for the same amount of money. Power and speed are not the only things interesting in a computer. My $399 eeepc with a 7" screen gives me the flexibility to have a computer anywhere I go without the size and bulk of my larger machine - and at a fraction of the cost of it's available competitors in the US retail market (a Sony machine at $1600+). It took Asus to recognize the existance of a market niche; they announced half a year ago when everyone else sneered. Now, all the big players are scrambling to get into the market with copycat machines that are months away from being real.

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    12. Re:for $500 i could get... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Then why are laptops with 17 inch screens more money than 15.4 inch screens?

      I've never understood, up to a certain point for smaller computers, why smaller was more expensive. When you get REALLY small, I can see it, but I see no point in buying a 12 inch laptop when a 14 inch laptop is less expensive. It can't really make that huge of a difference to anybody to carry around 14 instead of 12.

      But then I'm just a cheap bastard.

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    13. Re:for $500 i could get... by jhanderson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but children have different needs. They will etch their names in the case, drop it, routinely hold it by the lid, drop it, spill stuff on it, drop it, get that cookie-saliva goo mixture from their fingers on it, etc. For a child, a tough slow box is worth more than a fragile powerful machine. I know this is /. and all, but perhaps what the children need are books and good teachers instead of laptops.
    14. Re:for $500 i could get... by Perf · · Score: 1

      They will etch their names in the case, drop it, routinely hold it by the lid, drop it, spill stuff on it, drop it, get that cookie-saliva goo mixture from their fingers on it, etc.

      Sounds like one of our top programmer at work. He complains that laptops don't last.

    15. Re:for $500 i could get... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      FTFA:

      The companies also expect adults to cotton to the idea of buying two laptops a lightweight one just for Web browsing on the go and the full-power machine for the home or office. But industry executives acknowledge that the market is untested and that no one knows what demand will be once the machines are deployed widely.

      I already do this. In fact, I have three. A full-power machine for the home, a full-power machine for the office, and one for web browsing on the go. Although why 2/3 of those wouldn't be desktops confuses and scares me. I can get two desktops for less than one laptop, with better specs. And then have a laptop to lug around.

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    16. Re:for $500 i could get... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      more important is why (until recently) was a 17" laptop the same price as a 10" laptop?

      The thing is for SVGA+ resolutions LCDs useful in a laptop (eeepc has a dvd player LCD not a laptop one) it seems that 15" size has the highest volume. When you go bigger or smaller you pay a premium.

      Also the market seems to demand a cheap 15-inch "normal/standard" laptop. While smaller and bigger laptops seem to be specialty items that are less cost sensitive. You either want a cheap laptop (of any size) or you want a 17" laptop. Most consumers looking for an entry level laptop are less particular about size and weight, and are primarily interested in cost and performance. Laptops with near desktop performance at near desktop price.

      To sum things up, it's all a big scam.

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    17. Re:for $500 i could get... by initdeep · · Score: 1

      HERETIC!!!!!!

    18. Re:for $500 i could get... by initdeep · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Dell XPS m1330
      less than $1700.00
      4.3lbs
      and through EPP WAYYYYYY less than $1700.00

    19. Re:for $500 i could get... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Your kids need to eat less butter with their figures.

      For a chi8ld a neat box there friends like is worth more. TO people paying for them, a tough laptop is worth more.

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    20. Re:for $500 i could get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not just children. I'm like that in an airport lounge. Laptop fights are what makes us human.

    21. Re:for $500 i could get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But will they drop it?

    22. Re:for $500 i could get... by nametaken · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't know about kids, I avoid them, but that sounds perfect for my adult sales staff.

    23. Re:for $500 i could get... by admiralfurburger · · Score: 1

      I bought a laptop for $479 a couple months ago.
      They might want to look at it.
      Has the following:

      1.9GHz AMD Athlon 64 Dual-Core Mobile Technology TK-57 processor, 512KB of L2 cache, and up to 1600MHz of system bus
      15.4" (diagonal) high-definition BrightView widescreen
      1024MB DDR2 SDRAM (2 DIMM) and maximum supported memory of 3072MB
      Nvidia GeForce 7000M graphics
      integrated 10/100Base-T Ethernet LAN modem
      802.11b/g WLAN
      double-layer DVD±R/RW Super Multi drive
      six-cell Lithium-Ion battery
      120GB (5400 rpm) hard drive
      integrated 5-in-1 digital media card reader

      Came with Vista, so I upgraded it to XP. Added a couple partitions & installed Ubuntu & Puppy.

      It's made by a company called HP.
      They should contact them...

      13 days into owning my new toy, my teenager sat on the damn thing. Called the store & they said I had up to 14 days to purchase the full "no questions asked" warranty.Ran up to the store & bought it for $179. The girl at the register said "did you break it already?" I told her "Nooo..." she said I should wait a couple weeks to turn it in. I did, they fixed it. I won't allow the kid to sit down in the same building as the laptop anymore...

  5. Authorized by whom by TheMeuge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Optical drives have been left out to prevent kids from playing 'unauthorized games.
    Authorized by whom? I sincerely hope they mean the children's parents.

    This kind of language reminds me of this great xkcd.com piece.
    1. Re:Authorized by whom by Farakin · · Score: 1

      because kids in the know can't totally run a virtual cdrom and play ISO's....who the hell is making decisions in this Mickey Mouse Operation?

    2. Re:Authorized by whom by introspekt.i · · Score: 1

      Scrooge McDuck, actually.

    3. Re:Authorized by whom by Skuldo · · Score: 1

      Its just flamebait - the real reason they have no drives in is because it would make them more expensive, heavier, larger and more battery hogs, not to mention that they're totally unneeded for what they will be used for.

    4. Re:Authorized by whom by stavrosg · · Score: 1

      Sounds better in the ears of the uniformed parent than "Optical drives have been left out to save on space, weight and cost". It is all the same to me, though.

    5. Re:Authorized by whom by bluemonq · · Score: 1

      The laptop originally came out of the education department at HP. I can kinda see the point of that. Of course, the smarter kids will probably think of some way to get ISO files and a virtual drive running on the thing.

  6. What happened to the vision... by davecrusoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... of making inexpensive, simple and rugged laptops for world education? I do believe it's been co-opted by the idea of "small", but not necessarily "inexpensive", "rugged" or "adaptable" to hard environments. For instance, $500 is way above the original marks set by OLPC, I believe, and even the marks above the other OLPC clone manufacturers. Can anyone weigh in on this? $500+ is bizarre, given how inexpensive fully-featured laptops are these days... --Dave

    1. Re:What happened to the vision... by davecrusoe · · Score: 1

      p.s. By 2011? Imagine the kind of technologies that will be out in the marketplace in 3-4 years, and this device seems even less relevant. However, at least our educational system won't have changed much... (sigh)
      --Dave

    2. Re:What happened to the vision... by introspekt.i · · Score: 1

      p.s. By 2011? Imagine the kind of technologies that will be out in the marketplace in 3-4 years....(sigh) 50 million units by 2011 doesn't mean they're going to drop 50 million units ON the market IN 2011. They're just using that figure as a target goal for units produced by 2011. Like any computer, they won't all be the same specs, just similar models in a similar line. At least I'd hope so >_
    3. Re:What happened to the vision... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My kid has her own PC. Doesn't stop her from using her Speak and Spell, her LeapPad or her Etch-a-Sketch.

      Just because new toys come along with technology that makes geeks go "Gee-whiz that's cool' doesn't mean the old tools suddenly become garbage.

      Hell, half the time the new tools are the garbage, just takes you a little while after purchase to find out.

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    4. Re:What happened to the vision... by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Any pseudo notebook manufacturer that actually uses ODMs is stuck with that sort of price. The ODM certainly can produce competitive school notebooks but, sticking that shiny 2 cent badge on ends up costing hundreds of dollars. So HP, Apple, Dell etc. a stuck. Intel sneaks in by supplying a chip set with the ODM basically selling direct.

      As the whole school notebook market progresses, it should start to shift to a open specification tender process. Where the government, the community and industry work together to create a base school notebook specification, that manufacturers can tender upon including base software. As for the software, obviously for the future, an OS that is open, can be defined by a standard and that is freely available and accessible by government, industry and individuals, is the logical choice, regardless of it's name or original 'source'.

      A proprietary dead end solution for the OS in an open specification open tender process would of course be nuts. Especially as any company should be able to tender for software support and service upon an equal basis and a proprietary OS naturally blocks that.

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  7. Asus EEE anybody by MarkH · · Score: 1

    Available today for under $500

    Runs Linux so no need for chunky processor - doddle to use and no moving bits like Harddrive or DVD drive to break.

  8. Optical left out because of games huh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Right, cause we all know how many games there are floating around out there for Linux... on optical media no less...

    "See? See? It's a feature, not a deficiency!"

    1. Re:Optical left out because of games huh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eee comes preinstalled with tuxracer...

    2. Re:Optical left out because of games huh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as nobody shows them how to turn on 3rd party apps with Synaptic and look up "games", they'll be none the wiser. Right? (Of course if "not having games" means not having mainstream games that you can also find on your gaming consoles, then I guess that's true.)

  9. I've got a name! by sootman · · Score: 3, Funny

    The tiny device boasts speeds up to 1.6 gigahertz. They haven't yet decided on a name, but 'netbooks' is one possibility... Optical drives have been left out... Weighing less than 3 pounds...

    How about 'NetBook Air'? Catchy, I think.

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    1. Re:I've got a name! by Thanus · · Score: 1

      Or "NetBook Ether" because that's what you'd need to be huffed up on to be willing to pay $500 for that laptop.

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    2. Re:I've got a name! by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about the "ME-2"?

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    3. Re:I've got a name! by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      NetBook Air Jordan? The kids'll love it!

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    4. Re:I've got a name! by turing_m · · Score: 1

      ME-2, ME-3,...ME-n, it's only going to force the price in one direction.

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    5. Re:I've got a name! by ochinko · · Score: 1

      How about the "ME-2"? And how about "Mini-ME-2"?
  10. Well...yeah by SilverEyes · · Score: 0

    "The machines start at under $500 for a Linux-based model... [It] lacks is an optical drive for ingesting DVDs and CD-ROMs... many schools requested the drives be left out to prevent students from playing unauthorized games."

    Was that REALLY necessary :P ?

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  11. DON'T PANIC by HalifaxRage · · Score: 1

    I am sure they'll find some way to tie in some advertising and knock the price down.

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  12. Correction to summary by JustinOpinion · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the summary:

    They haven't yet decided on a name, but 'netbooks' is one possibility.
    That implies that HP hasn't named their new device yet. Actually TFA describes it thus:

    The machines are so new the industry hasn't settled on a name for low-cost and scaled-down laptops used primarily for surfing the Internet and performing other basic functions like word processing. Intel has labeled them "netbooks," and it expects more than 50 million netbooks to be in circulation by 2011.
    And later,

    HP's foray comes in the form of a new computer called a "Mini-Note"
    So HP's new computer is a "Mini-Note"... and the "netbook" term is a possible buzz-word to describe generically a very small laptops (I guess UMPC isn't sexy enough?).
    1. Re:Correction to summary by bluemonq · · Score: 1

      It kind does have the name though: the 2133. Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue though.

    2. Re:Correction to summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the summary:

      They haven't yet decided on a name, but 'netbooks' is one possibility.
      That implies that HP hasn't named their new device yet. Actually TFA describes it thus:

      The machines are so new the industry hasn't settled on a name for low-cost and scaled-down laptops used primarily for surfing the Internet and performing other basic functions like word processing. Intel has labeled them "netbooks," and it expects more than 50 million netbooks to be in circulation by 2011.
      And later,

      HP's foray comes in the form of a new computer called a "Mini-Note"
      So HP's new computer is a "Mini-Note"... and the "netbook" term is a possible buzz-word to describe generically a very small laptops (I guess UMPC isn't sexy enough?). UMPC ... not sexy.
    3. Re:Correction to summary by skelly33 · · Score: 1

      Hmm - they don't think these guys are going to have a problem with this? Netbooks.com is not wildly popular yet because it's just getting off the ground, but it's got decent backing with the founder of QuickBooks behind it... *shrug*

  13. hmmm. by WindBourne · · Score: 1, Informative

    They are late to the market and expensive with basically a clone of others. Sadly, It says a lot about the HP of today.

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  14. unauthorized games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these could always be accessed over whatever network connections these devices have even without DVD drives - kind of seems silly unless it's to reduce costs.

  15. Unauthorized games by Dan+East · · Score: 3, Funny

    But they say many schools requested the drives be left out to prevent students from playing unauthorized games.'

    That's a good thing since games can't be distributed on USB drives, SD cards or downloaded from the internet.

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  16. Games? by sootman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From TFA: HP executives say the only major feature its Mini-Note lacks is an optical drive for ingesting DVDs and CD-ROMs, which can be bought separately. But they say many schools requested the drives be left out to prevent students from playing unauthorized games.

    Um, what? Every time I go to the library, all the computers are occupied by kids playing a million different Flash games online. None of them are playing games that involve CDs. And plenty of small games can be run locally by saving the .SWF file, which one kid will figure out how to do in 5 minutes and the rest will know 2 seconds later.

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    1. Re:Games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the older sibling who bartPE's a copy of XP onto it (for fun). Managing to run a VM or hiding a partition to install XP on and mounts iso with DAEMON tools and games away off his 4Gb usb key. Intentions are good.

      Just like my schools' filter I bypassed when my teacher asked to to help another student download an MP3 (of which he had a cd). I VNCed to my dyn-dns and to my amazement, it was goatse. Was I embarrassed, never the less, teacher looked away, and I emailed him an MP3. '

      Protect the children from goatse!!!

    2. Re:Games? by Samuel+Dravis · · Score: 1

      Or Shockwave. There have been Quake3 ports on Shockwave, the quality of which is just as good as the original games. Damn kids.

    3. Re:Games? by Gibbs-Duhem · · Score: 1

      Yeah, schools don't understand technology.

      Besides, if they're running linux, all of their games are going to be installed via aptitude (or equivalent) anyway. I don't have a CD drive in my laptop, and I play plenty of games... the only tricky part was getting the initial OS installed, for which I had to borrow a friend's CD drive from his Dell (I'm so glad that drive bays are standardized between Dells...) Presumably, the kids aren't going to have to *install* the OS, so they'll probably never even need a CD drive to do anything.

    4. Re:Games? by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

      It says a lot, doesn't it?

      With the OLPC, designed for the developing world, it's "we'll give mesh wifi, and lots of games and software, the source code of which will all be available, so they can tinker and work stuff out".

      With this, designed for the American market, it's "take away the optical drive! That'll stop them playing those useless games and they're all stupid anyway, so they'll never figure out a way around it".

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  17. I can tell most of you don't walk to work... by neildiamond · · Score: 1

    I've always dreamed of more competition in the tiny laptop market. I'm not sure this HP machine is the best example, but if I walk to work and want to do my own projects on the way, this is perfect. I'm not an average consumer in the US, but even some 14" models seem bulky when 30 mins of your commute is on foot, the sun is blazing and your back is covered in sweat by the time you walk in the door. Finally PC makers are starting to understand what portable is. Yes, there is sometimes a price for that.

    Still compared to the SONY $2000+ model, it is a deal. AND NO 17" and 19" "laptops" are not laptops. They are overpriced, slightly-movable desktops.

    1. Re:I can tell most of you don't walk to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you weren't a fat lazy American you wouldn't have to deal with being covered in sweat from a 30 minute walk carrying 20lbs of stuff.

    2. Re:I can tell most of you don't walk to work... by initdeep · · Score: 1

      http://configure.us.dell.com/dellstore/config.aspx?c=us&cs=19&l=en&oc=DYCWTG1&s=dhs

      3.97 lbs and FULLY functional

      Just because you don't have a good laptop for walking.
      Doesn't mean some of us don't.

  18. Better info by Sockatume · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's called the Mini-Note. It's aimed at the education market in general as well as "mobile professionals", not just schools. It can be configured with SuSE, Vista Home Basic, or Vista Business, and storage goes from 4GB SSDs to 160GB 7200RPM hard drives (accelerometer-based drive protection features are included for the HDD versions). The Netbook is something else entirely, and is made by Intel. There are dozens of reviews of the machine out already with better info than that Yahoo article. The HP press release is a good start.

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  19. Hey check this out! by symbolset · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just discovered a secret. Most schoolkids don't even live in the US. Shocker!

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    1. Re:Hey check this out! by Bombula · · Score: 2, Informative

      True. Most live in countries where the $500 pricetag of this product represents more than the GDP per capita. Do note that the 'G' in GDP stands for 'gross', as in 'not net', as in 'the chance of us having $500 to spend on this is roughly equal to chance of us becoming astronauts'.

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    2. Re:Hey check this out! by thegnu · · Score: 1

      Shocker!

      Am I the only person that comment made think of this?
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  20. "Try Again" by Moryath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Optical drives have been left out to prevent kids from playing 'unauthorized games.'

    Of course, being kids, they will require ~30 seconds (maybe less) to figure out a way around this. USB optical drive / keychain drive? Check. Daemon Tools and ISO image? Check. No-CD Patch of whatever game they want to run? Check. Web games, bittorrent, whatever else their little hearts might desire? Check.

    I have a vision of 1,000s of kids sitting in school, on school-approved laptop, all endowed with MAME and console emulators... "and god looked down, and saw that it was good."

    Heh.

    1. Re:"Try Again" by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Funny

      The day that a "kid" is able to run WOW or Counterstrike in WINE without an optical drive is the day that I'll fart dust and piss rust. Get off my lawn!

    2. Re:"Try Again" by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I think a bigger deterrent against game playing will be the 1.6Ghz VIA processor and the sure to be crappy integrated graphics, not to mention the fact that it's running Linux (how many Linux games come on CD anyway?).

      $500 seems like a bit much for this laptop. Is it ruggedized or something (would make sense for a machine designed for kids)?

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    3. Re:"Try Again" by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The day that a "kid" is able to run WOW or Counterstrike in WINE without an optical drive is the day that I'll fart dust and piss rust.

      Now that I've got you on record...

      WoW works, out of the box, on Wine, with maybe one small tweak -- and kids tend to tweak out their WoW anyway, as it's somewhat scriptable, in a few small, deliberate ways.

      It is possible, though unlikely, that a kid wouldn't be able to figure out how to install it from an ISO. Were that the case, all it takes is copying the .wine directory to wherever you need it to be, because once installed, it doesn't check for the CD -- being an MMO is much better copy protection than any CD scheme they could do.

      And remember, it only takes one kid to do that, throw it on his iPod, and teach the other kids the three or so steps that it'll take to copy it to the laptop's hard drive.

      If they really don't want people to play games, they should just give it a crappy video card... Oh wait, they plan to have a Vista model. Never mind.

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    4. Re:"Try Again" by qbzzt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Optical drives have been left out to prevent kids from playing 'unauthorized games.'

      How about "Optical drives have been left out to drive down the cost, but some marketing weenie thought it would sound better if the press release said it was for the children"?

      Engineering is about reality. Marketing is about perceptions.

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    5. Re:"Try Again" by ericartman · · Score: 1

      Out of the box? Not in my experience, not wine, not Cedega, not Crossover, none of these work OTB. I am not alone, read their forums. Admittedly my system having an 8800 nvidia card probably causes most of my problems, but then I push all my video to the max ingame and Linux just hasn't caught up yet, at least in WoW, as I said in my experience. Flame on if you must but that is my experience.

    6. Re:"Try Again" by Moryath · · Score: 1

      1.6 GHZ VIA processor and "crappy" (by today's standards) graphics, if even remotely able to run Vista home edition (which is likely the "Vista" referred to) is still enough to do MAME and just about any other emulation you come up with. Think about it, really.

      WoW will run - admittedly in the lowest graphics mode - on a P3/Athlon 800 MHz, 512 MB RAM, and a video board with at least GeForce2-level (read: capabilities from 8 years ago) graphics ability. This laptop will do at LEAST that much - and those are specs I'd have killed for back in college running MAME.

      Trust me: if there is a way, the kids WILL find it.

    7. Re:"Try Again" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think we all know that the "no optical drives = no games" is nothing more than happy words intended for school administrators. What it really means is "no optical drive = less weight, less cost, less battery usage"

      that said, I suspect these will not do well because of the price point. The Asus eeePC is priced at just about the right point - it certainly has all the administrators that have seen it in my district drooling over the notion of a classroom set for under $10K

    8. Re:"Try Again" by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoa there, feller. It's called "sarcasm". Please don't perpetuate the notion that all slashdotters were picked on in grades K-12 and are now using their mod points to seek revenge against outspoken bullies. Here, I brought a tag for you: [/sarcasm]. Truce? :)

    9. Re:"Try Again" by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Fast enough to play doom, quake, UT, and gnuchess (in that order).

      Hell, my Palm PDA is fast enough to run quake...

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    10. Re:"Try Again" by orasio · · Score: 1, Funny

      These laptops don't have 8800 nvidia cards. Shut up.

    11. Re:"Try Again" by jandrese · · Score: 1

      If you want to go far enough, dang near any computer made today (even the one that runs the keypad on your microwave) is powerful enough to play Pong or a variety of 2600 games. It depends how many kids want to run games from 1998. Heck, the vast majority of Linux games will run on any computer you could buy today.

      The real question is: will it run WoW?

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    12. Re:"Try Again" by TristanGrimaux · · Score: 1

      totally agree on that...

    13. Re:"Try Again" by el+americano · · Score: 4, Funny

      Relax, they didn't really leave the CD drive out to restrict the kids. They just found out it was a really good spin for the design decision to leave it out. Teachers love the idea that children won't be allowed to do something. They're thinking, "Now, they will respect my authority."

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    14. Re:"Try Again" by Samster33 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even really need to be that complicated. Blizzard allows you to download the game free. You just need to account information (tied to the CD-Key) to log in and play.

      I've used this method before.

    15. Re:"Try Again" by fragbait · · Score: 3, Funny

      Engineering is about reality. Marketing is about perceptions. ...there you go assuming your engineers have an accurate perception of reality.

      -fragbait
    16. Re:"Try Again" by BlendieOfIndie · · Score: 1

      What would they save? $30? I think its more like: "Optical drives have been left out because we didn't feel like engineering a 3.5" drive into a 9" laptop; besides, disks are becoming antiquated anyways."

    17. Re:"Try Again" by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      At the rate Ubuntu is going, I wouldn't be surprised if there's some shiny happy
      GUI tools that will already easily enable this. All they have to do is set this
      up once on a "real" box and then clone it to the USB fob.

      The Unix way of dealing with filesystems makes this idea pretty straightforward.

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    18. Re:"Try Again" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The real question is: will it run WoW? I thought the real question was, "Will it blend?"
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    19. Re:"Try Again" by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      1.6 GHZ VIA processor and "crappy" (by today's standards) graphics, if even remotely able to run Vista home edition (which is likely the "Vista" referred to) is still enough to do MAME and just about any other emulation you come up with. Think about it, really.

      Depends on what you mean by "doing MAME". That machine should be able to handle "classic" games like Pac-Man and Donkey Kong without breaking a sweat, but any arcade game that ran on hardware more recent than Neo-Geo will likely stutter to the point of unplayability.

    20. Re:"Try Again" by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      Optical drives have been left out to prevent kids from playing 'unauthorized games.'

      You'd have thought just putting Linux on it would be enough to prevent kids playing games ;-)

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    21. Re:"Try Again" by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Optical drives are a complex PITA compared to flash. The sooner kids learn not to need them the better.

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    22. Re:"Try Again" by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      More to the point, once there are tens of millions of low cost school notebooks out there, you can pretty well guarantee that there will be a huge number of games available to load on those notebooks regardless of school policies.

      HP first attempt at a school note book to be honest seems much more like the pork variety, where a team of lobbyist will ensure high profit margins, and that wont even touch the locked in compulsory after market gear and maintenance costs.

      HP, nice try, but they can go back to school before making another attempt.

      For schools, a secured usb key data transfer for loading programs (you pretty tightly lock down installs on Linux), as for file transfers, simple audits upon connection to the school network, but let's not get to nuts about it.

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    23. Re:"Try Again" by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've got a 6600, and yes, it did. Not as fast as on Windows, but it did, in fact, just work.

      And in the context of kids on laptops, that's really good enough. Or if it isn't, they'll all play Warcraft III with Dota mod, or they'll find something else that does work -- Quake 3 is ported and open source, and Quake 4 is ported, and in both cases, the Linux installation instructions are along the lines of "install this thing from the Internet (or with your package manager), then copy some files off the CD" -- which means all they have to do now is, copy files to iPod, then to laptop, or pirate it.

      I'm not arguing that Linux is a viable gaming platform, but rather, that if these kids have to use Linux with no optical drive, they'll make it work anyway. My little brother, who is in high school, did get Warcraft III running on his EEE PC, with no help from me. And anything which can run Vista is a lot more powerful than the EEE.

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    24. Re:"Try Again" by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      That machine should be able to handle "classic" games like Pac-Man and Donkey Kong without breaking a sweat, but any arcade game that ran on hardware more recent than Neo-Geo will likely stutter to the point of unplayability.
      You can emulate the Neo Geo pretty well on a Sega Dreamcast, which has a 200MHz processor. I'd assume you can do a lot more with a machine that uses a 1600MHz one.
    25. Re:"Try Again" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that it uses a VIA processor, I expect it will also use a VIA chipset with integrated Unichrome graphics, which last I checked didn't work very well on Linux for 3D (maybe new chipsets have better support, but I wouldn't count on it).

    26. Re:"Try Again" by Corwn+of+Amber · · Score: 1

      What about marketers' perception of reality?

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  21. Corporate idiocy by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    "Optical drives have been left out to prevent kids from playing 'unauthorized games."

    Riiiight. So kids have never heard of a flash drive?

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    1. Re:Corporate idiocy by tepples · · Score: 1

      So kids have never heard of a flash drive? So I go to somebody else's house, download Lockjaw Tetromino Game onto a Kingston flash drive, put the flash drive in my laptop, and try to run it. But all I get is the parental control alert box:

      Administrative Controls
      The program "lj.exe" could not be run, because it has not been signed by an administrator.
      [ Request Approval... ] [ Cancel ]
  22. Schools should pick up on this by barius · · Score: 1

    FTA: "But they say many schools requested the drives be left out to prevent students from playing unauthorized games."
    I find that interesting as historically manufacturers just try to fast talk schools into buying the latest and greatest when in fact those products just encourage the kids to play instead of work. I think schools that want to equip their students with a tool instead of a toy should take a close look at these things. In this case the 'limitations' may be a 'feature'!

  23. Why Linux? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Considering they have ran the HP-UX (HP Unix) OS on a variety of architectures, I'm rather surprised they didn't bring it to the x86 and use this laptop to launch it.

    Granted, I couldn't imagine that porting an operating system is a trivial task, but I would think it could be a bit of a minor triumph to pull it off on a small POSIX laptop...

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    1. Re:Why Linux? by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      Considering that Linux is more popular, or rather even known, amongst hobby computer nerds. Also, they don't have to do R&D for the entire OS, only a few drivers at most - and even then, if it behaves unexpectedly, they can half claim it's not their fault.

      Not many companies that I know of make money on selling *nix OS's anymore, they make it by selling companies support contracts. HP will make just as much money off of Linux support contracts as they would HP-UX, if not more because of all the amateur Linux admins out there that need just a bit more training compared to an HP-UX admin's salary...

  24. no games = no apps by krondell · · Score: 1

    I've always understood games to in fact be regular applications - ie not being able to install games would imply not being able to install anything. Sweet.

    1. Re:no games = no apps by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      Other than it'll be a Linux laptop - Synaptic and/or apt-get install openarena xxx-porn-browser every_package_in_the_repo etc

      Even on Windows, optical only really matters when teachers/parents get those frogger learning software packages, but seeing as kids as early as middle school (at the least) download every single piece of crap that comes up on screen

  25. VIA CPU... no thanks by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Unless it has a math co-processor slot. Heh heh.

    Anyway, for the cost of any of these small notebooks, you can buy a used IBM Thinkpad X31 or X32 and have an Intel Pentium M (Banias/Dothan) CPU, top-quality components, and Thinkpad fit and finish.

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    1. Re:VIA CPU... no thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they're also bigger and heavier. Way to miss the point.

  26. Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Optical drives left out to prevent gaming, hmmm?

    Wonder how they got games installed on the graphing calculators and cell phones the kids have right now since those devices also lack optical drives.

    How about just 'fessing up and saying "optical drives were not included in an effort to reduce costs, and to improve the lifespan and durability of the units"?

  27. pathetic excuse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i wonder if they really think removing optical drives prevents kids from playing games they aren't supposed to be playing. I don't know about the rest of you, but when i was in grade school i was perfectly capable of downloading an iso and mounting it virtually. The market for these is probably poor old grandma who doesn't know what these machines SHOULD cost, but still wants something to email the grandkids with.

    Seriously, kids these days grew up with laptops, you think they don't know better?

  28. group think in action by mbaGeek · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    my nomination for a name is "brick" - as in "useful as a brick"

    I imagine the people who will find this laptop most useful are Intel executives.

    governments/NGO will probably end up subsidizing most of the cost to get the price down (under $200) - that will mean good things for Intel's bottom line (and I'm not criticizing them for wanting to make a profit)

    hopefully I'm wrong about the usefulness of the machine but still sounds like a potential brick to me...

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  29. You forget.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that Linux is open source. HP could easily modify the distro this ships with to disable all those workarounds you mention.

    1. Re:You forget.... by Moryath · · Score: 1

      And you forget how easy that would be to fix. Format, copy in your preferred distro (Or if you prefer, load in a flavor of Windows more to your liking)... presto!

    2. Re:You forget.... by toleraen · · Score: 1

      You forgot one step: Disable booting from USB.

    3. Re:You forget.... by Corwn+of+Amber · · Score: 1

      That can be fixed in under two seconds (after twenty hours of web search to learn how to do Just That). BIOSes can be modified from the OS, and there WILL be some way to update them.

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    4. Re:You forget.... by toleraen · · Score: 1

      Linux allows writing to the BIOS without root access?

  30. Troll? by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have worked for HP and have always been proud of the past HP. It was a VERY inventive company. It always had a bit if NIH issue, but it also lead to interesting and new ideas.

    Copying other sub notebooks, almost to the T, but charging nearly double is NOT innovative. They are claiming to want to sell a 500 notebook into classrooms, which is way too expensive. The classmates are about 350 and the XO are 150-180. Heck, even the Asus are 299. It is slightly greater power then these, but still can not compete against other $500 notebooks (which have diskdrives, DVDs, Ram, 14-16" monitors, 2.2G and bigger CPU, etc.

    IOW, this item is either hopelessly overpriced or underpowered. That is NOT innovative and for me to call it for what it is, does not make me troll.

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    1. Re:Troll? by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Actually forget XO's & classmate PC's, working for a school district that wants to use notebooks like these in the US I can tell you neither cared to deal with us (as a single school, school district). Asus's EeePC was our leading choice, but we'd want the $350-400 model EeePC's. That's not that big a hurdle to jump to reach the $500 HP 2133 Mini-Note. & $50 gets double the ram and a 120 GB HDD on the HP. Personally I don't thinks it's a bad deal. Heck HP is also the only one that will provide a demo unit to try before we buy.

      I'd also like to mention that full size laptops don't really work before middle school at the very least and even then full sized laptops aren't as useful as something smaller. We've used old laptops for our mobile lab in the past and the kids abuse them because they aren't easy to carry or use, for them. Optical drives aren't an issue for schools with networks anyways, who installs from CD/DVD when it could be streamed over the network? & for surfing 2Ghz+ CPU's aren't needed so that's overkill for what we need. The old systems being replaced are Pentium 3's and if they weren't clumsy to carry and falling apart, they could more than handle the tasks asked of them...

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  31. Wow... by arotenbe · · Score: 1
    Wow... this actually sounded like a good thing until

    Optical drives have been left out to prevent kids from playing 'unauthorized games.' This is quite possibly the stupidest way to add "parental controls" to a children's laptop. What right do they have to determine what games are unauthorized? (And why are all CD games unauthorized? It seems that that typing teacher with the dancing cartoons is dangerous now!)

    I sense an attempt to sell more USB drives.
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    1. Re:Wow... by tepples · · Score: 1

      What right do they have to determine what games are unauthorized? (And why are all CD games unauthorized? It seems that that typing teacher with the dancing cartoons is dangerous now!) If the instructor wants to set up typing tutor software, he or she can sign it and install it over the network.

      I sense an attempt to sell more USB drives. Not if the shell still won't run apps that haven't been signed by a staff member.
    2. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is quite possibly the stupidest way to add "parental controls" to a children's laptop. What right do they have to determine what games are unauthorized?"

      What right? Because the parents fucking paid for it, and their children will do as they are told with it.

      Fucking "Generation Me" kids with UIDs greater than 1e6. Get off my lawn.

    3. Re:Wow... by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      I sense an attempt to sell more USB drives.
      Not if the shell still won't run apps that haven't been signed by a staff member.
      Making the lack of optical drive as a control redundant.
  32. writer's laptop by Rogue+Haggis+Landing · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The Mini-Note was called the HP 2133 in the advanced press and has been expected for a while. I've had high hopes for it as a notebook for word processing, because the advance press has always talked about it having a 95% full keyboard (unlike the tiny Eee).

    Anyway, after looking at some of the early reviews you can see that the Linux model is almost the perfect machine for a writer. It's small and under 3 pounds. It has a nearly full-size keyboard so you should be able to type for hours on it with no problems. The 1280x768 screen lets you see how things look on a full page and do some editing work (which is why something like an Alphasmart doesn't fit here). It seems likely to be fairly rugged and has a solid state drive of some sort, meaning drops won't kill your work. The performance of the poky VIA processor is almost irrelevant; all you need to be able to do is type in Open Office without noticeable lag. (Or fire up a tty session with vi or emacs if you want to totally minimize distractions.) $500 isn't as nice as $400, but it won't kill you either.

    The only problem I've seen is that at least one of the reviews goes on about the heat the thing generates and the accompanying fan noise. A small quiet computer is the scribbler's holy grail. There's some hope for the HP, as the reviews have all been of the $750 model running Vista off a spinning hard drive. Maybe, hopefully, the slower processor being taxed less by a lighter OS combined with a solid state drive will make the Linux model quieter. Still, if not, we've almost got a writer's computer. And hopefully someone else will come out with a perfect one soon.

    1. Re:writer's laptop by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course the Alphasmart lasts hundreds of hours on 3 AA batteries and has no moving parts. Depending on the situation, this might be important.

    2. Re:writer's laptop by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      One potential issue is that at least one and possibly two of the reviews that I read mentioned that the screen itself wasn't perfect. One reviewer complained that the screen didn't rotate far enough back for comfortable viewing when the notebook was on a lap.

      Another complaint, possibly from the same reviewer, noted that the laptop had a second, coating of some sort that made it tough to read in bright light conditions due to a lot of glare. Pictures of the problem showed that reflections off this second coating were pretty apparent. It was bad enough that the reviewer complained of a headache from eye strain after just a couple hours using the laptop.

      If these issues are really that bad, they are deal killers for me. I want a laptop I can use on my lap as I sit on my front porch. :(

    3. Re:writer's laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the asus eee is very quiet even with the fan on. your not forced to use the in built keyboard either , usb wireless bluetooth they all work and to be honest getting away from a synaptic touch pad is good in itself

  33. what a silly excuse by kris.montpetit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think PR should have gone with the real, better excuse for not including an optical drive:

    This notebook is really small, and optical drives are going the way of the floppy disk.
  34. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A hardware solution to the problem of too many games under Linux!

  35. Time to offend just about everybody by symbolset · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it too conservative to point out that you don't introduce new technology to a culture by selling it to the poorest of them, or even the "average"?

    Is it too liberal to suggest that in some cases governments might invest in technology for students to improve their nation's future position in the world?

    Is it anti-american to point out that $500 today isn't any more than $250 was three years ago to the rest of the world because their currency is up and ours is down? Those GDP numbers need some serious adjustment for recent changes in global currencies.

    Whatever. There are cheaper options but the more diversity in the market the better from my point of view. Just keep the watts down. I don't want the third world burning 350W of carbon per schoolkid just to join us online. The gamers with their >1HP monster gaming rigs are bad enough.

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    1. Re:Time to offend just about everybody by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Is it too conservative to point out that you don't introduce new technology to a culture by selling it to the poorest of them, or even the "average"?

      Where's the new technology in this device? It's just the latest generation of trailing-edge "budget" components, packaged to minimize price, rather than maximize performance as has been the trend in personal computer sales for the past twenty years or more.

  36. Block DirectX by tepples · · Score: 1

    I've always understood games to in fact be regular applications That may be true of turn-based games with very little animation, such as Minesweeper or Solitaire. But if only apps signed by the PC's owner (that is, the parent or school corporation) can open DirectX, good luck playing anything more sophisticated.
    1. Re:Block DirectX by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      Cause no games use OpenGL?

      And don't forget, the graphics in this machine is probably so crappy that 90% of the (newer) games out there couldn't run. Of course, that wouldn't stop the kids from running something, like, the old versions of Doom or Quake or even UT. Those games have quite low requirements, and can easily be fit on tiny USB dongles and don't have copy protection schemes that'd make that a pita.

    2. Re:Block DirectX by tepples · · Score: 1

      Cause no games use OpenGL? If a program uses OpenGL, DirectSound, DirectMusic, and DirectInput, is it a game? Besides, the administrator (such as school staff) could sign all the apps that the kid really needs to use.
    3. Re:Block DirectX by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Like ya know, World of Warcraft? Uses OpenGL to make the Mac and PC versions easier to support. I'm sure it's not the only game that does, but it's pretty popular I'm told.

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    4. Re:Block DirectX by tepples · · Score: 1

      Like ya know, World of Warcraft? Uses OpenGL to make the Mac and PC versions easier to support. On Windows, World of Warcraft uses OpenGL for graphics. What does it use for audio and input?
  37. No Thanks by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    On the photo we can very clearly see Classical Mistake Number One: a highly reflective screen.

    Congratulations: not interested.

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    1. Re:No Thanks by onkelonkel · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought classical mistake number one was "don't get involved in a land war in Asia"

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  38. It's the Software Stupid by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    Gee they're releasing a low end laptop aimed at the education market... and the software it will run will be... umm Suse Linux or Vista and whatever else you buy. Am I the only one that thinks this is a little lacking in the "innovation" department. I mean the OLPC project looked at the needs of kids for education and tried to meet them with a customized OS and software, with real innovation, and an accompanying custom server and worldwide internet service contract all at a much lower price than this.

    This is just pathetic. This competes with the XO laptop in the same way PC's compete with the Wii. This is just a generic low end laptop with an above average price point and some empty marketing hype.

    Hey HP, here's a clue for you. Why don't you copy the XO laptop's basic design, but with a better processor and ship it with both the OLPC OS and Vista pre-installed, maybe with an easy hardware switch so kids can actually switch OS's easily. Add some nice, customized software for one or both of those OS's that is actually aimed at the education market. Or here's another idea, ship it with Vista and a pre-installed VM running the OLPC in emulation with the option to run it in fullscreen mode easily and good hooks for all the hardware. Do SOMETHING to actually make this a better option for kids in education than everything else already on the market at a lower price point. Pre-announcing a new product that is an overpriced low end machine specifically without a CD drive is not going to cut it, regardless of how good your marketing hype is.

    I'm seriously disappointed by this crap and feel you just don't get it.

    1. Re:It's the Software Stupid by locokamil · · Score: 1

      You forget that you'll actually be able to buy this one in the US. Sets it apart from the XO, which is apparently only for starving children in the developing world.

    2. Re:It's the Software Stupid by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      You forget that you'll actually be able to buy this one in the US. Sets it apart from the XO, which is apparently only for starving children in the developing world.

      You are mistaken, or perhaps looking at this from a different perspective. They (HP) removed the optical drive as a way to make sales to educational institutes. That is who they are marketing this to. The XO laptop is for sale to schools in the US. For example, Birmingham, Alabama purchased 15,000 of them.

      It is true that the XO laptops were never intended for individual sale anywhere (they are designed to work together as a mesh and with their dedicated server). Attempts to sell them within the US via the laptopgiving.org Website (buy one donate one) were pretty half-assed and I think that project was cancelled due to logistical problems and the fact that the laptops aren't nearly as useful as stand alone systems (leading to misleading reviews). The HP Mini-note (as they're calling it) may be available for sale to individuals as the ASUS Eee PC is. That is, however, a fairly tertiary point given the intended market for all these devices. For practicality, XO's are on Ebay if you really want one.

    3. Re:It's the Software Stupid by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah good luck finding a XO in the US... One school district in a large city, is the only one that OLPC has dealt with in the US. Also I still don't think reinventing the wheel is a good idea, even if you love it.

      I can also tell you the majority of teachers at least somewhat know Windows, a few have vague understandings of Linux, and most couldn't figure out the XO OS with an instruction manual....

      I should know, I'm the one man IT department for a charter school district. I've looked at the actual available options for small laptops & the HP 2133 here & the Asus EeePC are the only real choices. The HP though holds an edge & from what HP has told me, a Windows XP version will be available next month, giving it 3 different OS's to pick from. Add to that a keyboard that's easily usable by both kids and adults... Well the HP doesn't look bad at all.

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    4. Re:It's the Software Stupid by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Very very large purchases (example 15,000 laptops) have a chance of getting XO's in the hands of kids in the US, but I can tell you as the head of technology for a school district not nearly that size (my school district has 400 kids total), we don't even rate a response from OLPC. Intel was almost worse with their claim, to us, that their classmate PC's are needed in the US. The Asus EeePC and the HP 2133 are our only real choices in this market. Comparing the two the HP doesn't look bad at all, in fact it looks very good, it also explains the plans Asus has for a 9 inch screen model. The education market is a market that's convoluted, but it's one HP knows well and has dealt with for years. I have trouble even getting my CAO to even consider the EeePC because I can't buy them with a purchase order! Ebay isn't even vaguely possible as a point of purchase for us.

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  39. Looks like this one from 2004. Sort of. by danamania · · Score: 1

    http://www.danaquarium.com/gallery/vhacks/powerbook_pda

    OK, it's a photoshop job, but that pic probably received more positive comments than any other photoshopped hardware I'd done. There's interest out there.

  40. Netbooks is lame by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Netbooks/Nettops sounds so sterile and focus grouped. How about Crotchtops?

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  41. RTFA please by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    I imagine the people who will find this laptop most useful are Intel executives.

    Seeing as it uses a Via CPU, I somehow doubt Intel will find it useful.

    1. Re:RTFA please by mbaGeek · · Score: 1

      yup, actually reading the article would have been a good idea

      how about replacing "Intel" with the generic "computer company executives"?

      the whole concept still sounds like a glorified PDA - that they admit has questionable market potential/demand

      if you can afford a laptop and a decent cell phone why would someone want to pay $500 for one of these things?

      if the market is "school kids" then it sounds even more like a marketing vehicle to dump high profit margin bricks (at $500 dollars that is)

      as always, I'm probably wrong ;-)

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  42. vision or goose chase? by njjr · · Score: 1

    Does this device provide $500 worth of educational value, or are have we all just assumed that computers are now essential classroom furniture, and this is a good deal? A cheap computer is still a large educational expense that contributes very little on its own. Was there something that kids were learning before during the school day that we can now remove or teach better with this? How much educational value does a portable web browser and word processing machine really add? Are we going to start seeing standardized testing based on web research skills? Are we going to be able to teach people how to express themselves better because of the type of pen and paper they use to organize their thoughts? By the time kids need a computer in school, they need something that can do more than this. Computers have helped to enable distance learning, but when a live teacher is present, I think the âoecheap enough for every studentâ computer model dilutes more than it enables concentration.

  43. 1.6GHz? by cloakable · · Score: 1

    WTH? Since when has 1.6GHz been needed for basic tasks like internet, email, and instant messaging? Give it a lower power processor, and grab some battery life. Or grab an old ultraportable off ebay. I had a thinkpad 240 for some years. It could hide under a sheet of A4, and had great battery life.

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  44. Classical Mistake Number One? by argent · · Score: 5, Funny

    What happened to "Never go up against a Sicilian when Death is on the line?"

    1. Re:Classical Mistake Number One? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Sorry. Mistake #1 is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

    2. Re:Classical Mistake Number One? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's easy! Just use the Keres Attack!
      http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1136833

    3. Re:Classical Mistake Number One? by argent · · Score: 1

      Inconceivable!

      Sorry, obviously #4 is "Never quote from 'The Princess Bride' without checking your sources."

    4. Re:Classical Mistake Number One? by argent · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't Death be familiar with that gambit by now?

    5. Re:Classical Mistake Number One? by argent · · Score: 1

      Further research reveals that classical mistake #1 is "Never march on Moscow", and #2 is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia".

    6. Re:Classical Mistake Number One? by laddiebuck · · Score: 0

      Unless you happen to be Russia. And it's your Western front. Then, safe bet.

  45. Access != execution by tepples · · Score: 1

    [alleged wastes of time] could always be accessed over whatever network connections these devices have even without DVD drives Accessed, yes. Executed, no. Please see my other comment.
  46. Remember Dell and its Linux desktop...? by BigBadBus · · Score: 1

    IMS, the cost difference between Dell Linux and Vista laptops was not very much, even though the cost of the OS's was significant...can we expect the same in this case?

    1. Re:Remember Dell and its Linux desktop...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what is the total cost? Even if a Linux system was more, you end up saving by not being bullshitted into additional commercial proprietary software down the line. Also, you don't fall into the "pay to use the next version" poison most software in the Windows world suffers from. The little extra you may pay also saves you from the world of software licenses (please enter AHSHS=-SJSHHSS=AJHSSS=SAHSHS to finish install type of shit) and other annoying factors. Out the door it doesn't matter, once it comes home and you use Linux you save more.

    2. Re:Remember Dell and its Linux desktop...? by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      The difference is ~$50 USD from their price sheets. That's for a 1GB ram model with a 120 GB HDD, which comes with SUSE Linux or Vista.

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  47. mkay by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    Where to send the scrap wood and nails you'll eat?

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  48. Cart Before Horse by Rockin'Robert · · Score: 0

    They planned for everyone to be chipped by 2010.
    Handhelds, no doubt with chip readers inclusive,
    are useless without the RFID chips in place.
    But we don't wanna talk about that.
    RR

  49. Does it come in pink? by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

    So my 8 year old sister and I were walking through Office Depot looking for printer ink when we ran across a pink Toshiba laptop ($1300). She says she loves it and wants it for her birthday. So I ask her what she needs a computer for and she says to write stories and surf the internet. This sounds like the perfect fit if it comes in pink or with the pics of some show from Disney, like Hannah Montana.

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    1. Re:Does it come in pink? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      So my 8 year old sister and I were walking through Office Depot looking for printer ink when we ran across a pink Toshiba laptop ($1300). She says she loves it and wants it for her birthday. So I ask her what she needs a computer for and she says to write stories and surf the internet. This sounds like the perfect fit if it comes in pink or with the pics of some show from Disney, like Hannah Montana. Get a $3 can of pink spray paint. Works for me.
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    2. Re:Does it come in pink? by mspohr · · Score: 1

      The Asus eeePC comes in pink (OMG ponies).

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  50. Remember the eMate? by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember Apple's eMate? I always thought it was a terrible shame that this device wasn't allowed to live through a couple more versions. The OLPC arguably is better, but if the eMate were still around, I believe it could actually fulfill the promise of a $100 machine and that would be very cool.

    1. Re:Remember the eMate? by aussiedood · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? I can't think of any hardware from Apple for which there isn't a cheaper alternative from a competitor. Apple hardware is a fashion accessory as much as it is anything else, for that you pay a premium. What makes you think it would be any different if they released something similar to the ultra-compact machines, we are seeing from ASUS, HP, OLPC.

    2. Re:Remember the eMate? by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree with you a bit. Apple hardware may be expensive, but that's not all that you get. When you buy a Mac, you are also getting a bunch of software. I actually like the the OS and I like the bundled applications (the iLife stuff).

      I think it might be different if Apple entered this space because they have a long history with machines designed for educational use. Recently he eMac's were a decent price (at the time) and, IIRC, the eMate was priced in the same ballpark that the current Asus machine is.

      I can't argue that Apple's industrial design helps them command a premium, but that just goes to show that good design has value for some people.

      Look at all the people in these comments who point out that they can buy a full-sized laptop for the same price. They totally miss the point that size and weight are features as well. For some, that is worth a premium.

  51. Oh, really? by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Asus are small and cheap but do not perform well.

    Producing this video must have cost a fortune in CGI then. This one too. Those Linux eee geeks must have an unlimited budget to mock up fakes like this one.

    It's amazing how they can make that stuff look like it's happening on a puny little eee when, as you observe, that's clearly not possible.

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    1. Re:Oh, really? by cens0r · · Score: 1

      Perform well was relative. All of them perform well enough for most things. But you aren't going to play many 3d games on the eee. I'm not dissing it, in fact I'm going to buy one soon.

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    2. Re:Oh, really? by abigor · · Score: 1

      You are easily impressed if you think that what is basic window manager functionality these days is somehow awesome. I'd be more surprised if it couldn't do these things. Far more impressive is its ability to open an OpenOffice doc in under 10 seconds.

  52. $499 model has slower 1.0 GHz C7 and 512MB RAM by greggish · · Score: 1

    The 1.6 GHz C7 is only in the $749 Vista model, which also comes with 2GB RAM. Just an FYI.

    1. Re:$499 model has slower 1.0 GHz C7 and 512MB RAM by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      No you are wrong, the cpu stays the same, the ram changes. The $500 2133 Mini-Note has 512 MB of ram and a 4 GB flash drive for a HDD. The full blown model at $750 has 2 GB of ram and a 160 GB HDD. I should know I've been in talks with HP about purchasing these.

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  53. Linux has Games too by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    Foolish HP. Leaving out the Optical Drive is futile. Kids can get around this. If they feel like it, they will probably write their own games. And who can forget many of the open source classic games that are included with KDE and GNOME.

    Remember kids:
    ./configure
    make

    make install

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  54. $500 isn't bizarre.... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    ...it's insane. You can get a Dell laptop with a 15" screen and a core duo processor for that. HP must be planning some big kickbacks to some public officials to unload these dogs.

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  55. As a teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait for one of my class-disruptive pupils to get one...

    "Gimme that thing, and go to the principal's office!"

  56. Confirmed by symbolset · · Score: 1

    I just walked out of a major retailer. Yep. Three C2D laptops under $450, two more under $500. All of them with big screens, DVD, 2GB RAM, decent HDDs. Several different brands. HP is going to have to try harder. The sub $500 notebook has already fully arrived.

    Linux doesn't draw that much of a premium yet.

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    1. Re:Confirmed by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I got an acer Laptop for $CND 450 last September. It's got pretty much everything that you mentioned above, but only came with 512 MB of RAM. I've been toying with the idea of upgrading it, but Linux doesn't require much more when you're just browsing the web and editing a few digital photos, and doing web development. RAM is so cheap right now, I really should pick some up, but I'm not sure if I'd really notice the difference. Anyway, the sub $500 notebook has been around for a while. However, I would still buy one of these ultra mobiles if they had really good battery life. It's nice not to have to carry around the big laptop, and the battery life on the cheap laptops leaves a lot to be desired.

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  57. Yeah but think of next year by serutan · · Score: 1

    After nobody buys these overpriced things, HP will dump them within 2 years, and they'll be on EBay for $90. Just like the 3Com Audrey, a diskless "internet appliance" a sort of Jetsons tablet computer. Was $495, now $85. If only this HP thing had a touch screen...

  58. What impresses me.. by symbolset · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is that it can install the OS, standard apps, open office, and a whole bunch of this free stuff in 1/10th of the minimum required for Vista, and it still looks this good.

    Wait. No. It doesn't surprise me at all. Never mind.

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    1. Re:What impresses me.. by abigor · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's definitely got a lot going for it. I'd like to try out its keyboard first though - in your experience, is it just too small for touch-typing? If not, then it is an awfully tempting purchase.

  59. Tag not needed by geekoid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    see sig.

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  60. The reversal of the trend by symbolset · · Score: 2, Informative

    packaged to minimize price, rather than maximize performance as has been the trend in personal computer sales for the past twenty years or more.

    The reversal of the trend is one thing that makes it new. Also, it's not just price. It's also weight and watts. Those two considerations in combination with the low price transform what people are willing the do with the thing, where they're willing to take it and hence how much they're able to take it for granted. It's not "The Precious Notebook" any more. It's just another ubiquitous appliance -- a lifestyle accessory like an iPod or satellite radio.

    Besides, if the folks that get these things didn't have PC's before its "new to them". Don't try so hard to pick a nit.

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  61. Don't buy into the myth by geekoid · · Score: 1

    If a 1.6 Gig does everything a kid needs for school now, why won't it in 3 years? They're not going to be running anything that takes a lot of computing power.

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    1. Re:Don't buy into the myth by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      WP used to run on hardware running at 4Mhz. It's both the operating systems and the applications that have grown.

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  62. Optical what? by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Like you can't just download the game and run it from there.

  63. I've found Zen with one of these. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Jornada 820

    You can pick that particular one up on eBay for about $100 after shipping.

    It's not very pretty, and it doesn't have much memory, but with 16 Megs and a flashcard slot, it's more than enough if your serious about dedicated word processing. I often have ten or more live documents open at once, which is really great. Whatever I feel like working on is instantly at my finger tips. You cannot, however, use this device for web browsing, even though it comes with internet options. The little processor was lightweight even back in 1998 when this computer was first made available; it really has to chug to get through graphics-heavy HTML.

    But there are some features which have not since been matched. The keyboard is very comfortable and I've used it with no complaints for hours at a stretch, but the best feature, (and one which I wasn't even looking for before I bought it), is that the Jornada performs an 'instant-on' power up. That is, in a couple of seconds, you can go from the tickle of inspiration to full-speed keyboarding. The battery is a lith-ion, and generally lasts me for about 3 hours with all the power-saving features shut off. You can supposedly get a bigger battery if you hunt around, but I've never bothered. In any case, the Jornada isn't a traveler's word processor. (I'd probably get one of those Alphasmarts if I was heading into darkest Peru, and probably be griping about screen size and keyboard angles there and back.)

    The screen is old tech, only 256 colors and it's sometimes easy to lose your cursor if you don't remember where you left it since the refresh rate isn't spectacular. Also it doesn't cut it with outdoor sunlight conditions. But for straight writing indoors, it's comfortable and responsive with no reflection problems at all; easy on the eyes. I also use it as an eReader sometimes.

    The cursor works by touch-pad, and the machine has a USB port, so you can swap in a mouse if you like. The screen is 8.9", which is JUST this side of big enough; any smaller and I'd have been looking for something else. The 7" Asus Eee screen was a big turn off for me.

    The two hinges aren't well constructed, so you can't be rough with it. When I bought mine from eBay, it came with a couple of hair-line cracks which blossomed over the last couple of years into a fully busted hinge. But the other hinge is holding fast, so my suspicion is that if you treat these things with a bit of care, they should last indefinitely.

    I've often, when using it in a public place, been asked by people what it is and where I got it. A big screen and a proper keyboard on such a small item is obviously something people are impressed by, and who can blame them?

    I'm considering getting another one or perhaps some kind of other replacement, but because mine is still working with a single hinge, I don't need to just yet. And also, NOBODY has made a decent writing tool on par with the Jornada 820. The new line of Asus Eee's due this month which will have bigger screens, are sexy and the web-surfing ability is tempting, but that small keyboard makes me leery, plus the price-tag is just insulting. $750 for an item which was supposed to be under $200. . ? Lame. --And even with the Eee's famous 20-second boot time, having to give up the Jornada's instant-on feature would be a major bummer.

    I've written hundreds of pages on the Jornada, so when I see stories like this one from HP, (who also produced the Jornada series as it happens), I get quite excited. But you're right. Nobody's produced the holy grail of digital writing tools yet, despite the fact that all the technology is available and just waiting for some inspired company to put the pieces together.

    Maybe next year.


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  64. Oh, it's one of THOSE days, is it? by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Hi. Me again. After blathering on about writing, I simply MUST apologize for typing "your" instead of "you're", and in such a line as the one I used it in!


    Ha ha. I'll take my humble pie with a side of irony, please.


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  65. Too little, too late by Whuffo · · Score: 1
    HP really should spend a bit more time getting familiar with their market. You can find full-featured laptops for around $500 today - with decent sized screens and an optical drive.

    I hope they come to their senses before they mass-produce warehouses full of this turkey - their competition is way ahead of them already.

    1. Re:Too little, too late by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      HP really should spend a bit more time getting familiar with their market. You can find full-featured laptops for around $500 today - with decent sized screens and an optical drive.


      Congrats on missing the point on this machine entirely. No, laptops that cost around 500-600 bucks are nothing new. But tiny laptops that weight around 1Kg and cost around 500 bucks certainly are. Usually laptops of that size cost around three times that much. Those cheap laptops with "optical drives and decent sized screens"? They are big, heavy and clumsy. Completely opposite to these new machines.
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  66. I didn't have any trouble by symbolset · · Score: 1

    But my fingers are skinny. The keyboard is not perfect but I can adapt to almost anything. This is going to be a personal call. See if you can try it first.

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  67. Death of the optical drive? by initialE · · Score: 1

    Leads me to wonder why keep optical storage around, when flash memory is fast looking to supplant it. All that's missing is the write-once memory card. (which is kinda available if you flip the switch on a standard SD card)

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  68. This park is not your lawn, gramps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Copying other sub notebooks, almost to the T, but charging nearly double is NOT innovative. They are claiming to want to sell a 500 notebook into classrooms, which is way too expensive. The classmates are about 350 and the XO are 150-180. Heck, even the Asus are 299. It is slightly greater power then these, but still can not compete against other $500 notebooks (which have diskdrives, DVDs, Ram, 14-16" monitors, 2.2G and bigger CPU, etc.

    IOW, this item is either hopelessly overpriced or underpowered. That is NOT innovative and for me to call it for what it is, does not make me troll.


    OK, I admit that copying someone else's product isn't really innovative, but not everything people/corporations release has to be innovative. You mention the "other $500 notebooks" but completely overlook the part that makes a UMPC so attractive: IT'S SMALL. If my EEE had a 10" display, I'd still love it, but only if it fit inside the same form factor. If you make it any larger, you've ruined the whole concept. I don't want to carry a laptop that has a 14" display at any price. I don't need a laptop that can play Quake, WoW, and Portal concurrently. I need a computer that I can slap shut, shove into the small pocket of my backpack, sling it down the road, whip it out at the coffee shop, check the e-mail at the airport, connect external KVM to give a presentation on the overhead, and plays media just as brilliantly as full-blown PC's have been doing for over 5 years.

    Most of your $500 laptops are junk anyway. The optical drive is shoddy, the OS is laden with malware, some of the screens are obviously 16 bit, and the rest of the hardware is poorly slapped together proprietary menageries of conflicting IRQs. While they are disposable computers, they are not nearly small enough to feel comfortable tossing to a friend or dramatically dropping it a few inches onto a table as you say, "take a look at this".

    Somehow I doubt you're a troll. You're just missing the point. The 12" and larger laptops are just not "Ultra-Mobile" enough.
    1. Re:This park is not your lawn, gramps. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      No, I do not miss the point. I like the new sub notebooks. In fact, once I have an opportunity, I will probably pickup something (I really like the XO; I want to get a couple for my kids and myself; I can code via ssh; but will probably buy the EEE). Heck, I even have flash drive on my server's root and am going to change out my other system to use flash(my server has a TB of disk and I back up to friends systems remotely).

      But HP has long been innovative. But this is anything but. XO was innovative because it is small AND cheap. Other than EEE and classmate, All the rest of subnotebooks have been small, but damn expensive. But only HP is claiming innovation on this. But at 500, it is anything but. I do not knock the concept of sub notebook. I am simply sending a message to HP to redo it. They CAN be innovative. This one was obviously thrown together quickly in response to the XO and EEE.

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  69. Obligatory South Park ref by Moryath · · Score: 1

    "Nothing's worse than a teacher with authoritah!"

  70. here is an idea by AtomicAdam · · Score: 1

    How about a faster processor with the Linux models as well.

  71. No cheap by rosad · · Score: 1

    I think for school kids with price $500 no cheap..