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MyLifeBits to Store Every Moment of Your Life

Dixie_dean writes "Microsoft researchers are developing a way to enable you to capture every moment of your life and store it on your computer. The principal researcher with Microsoft's research arm, Gordon Bell, is developing a way for everyone to remember those special moments. 'The nine-year project, called MyLifeBits, has Bell supplementing his own memory by collecting as much information as he can about his life. He's trying to store a lifetime on his laptop. He's gone on to collect images of every Web page he's ever visited, television shows he's watched, recorded phone conversations, and images and audio from conference sessions, along with his e-mail and instant messages. Calculating that he saves about a gigabyte of information every month, he noted that he tries to only save photos of a megabyte or less. Bell figures one could store everything about his life, from start to finish, using a terabyte of storage." This is a project we've been talking about for a long time.

219 comments

  1. Aren't they 24 years late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To forget is human. To be human is important.

    1. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by kirbysuperstar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

    2. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      don't forget, make permanent media instead.

      I'm still waiting for the ability to don a "squid" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114558/
      and really record the "bits" of my life. You all thought I was joking about banging all those college chicks!

      sorry guys, my HTML suxorz like a mad cow and I can't recall how to make the "squid" a hyperlink

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    3. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well. They're to late to capture last week's bout of virulent diarrhoea. There's an episode I'm not soon liable to forget!

      That such moments will be forever trapped and preserved, like a fly in digital amber, is a notion that I relish with degree of satisfaction paralleled only by the joy I have in watching old episodes of The Waltons and the Golden Girls.

      Re-run runs...

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      Never been known to fail..."
    4. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a great phrase. I sure wish I could remember who said it, though.

    5. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      #137 is a stolen account, methinks.

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    6. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by glittalogik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm down with being post/trans-human. Bring on the Singularity.

    7. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      purchased

      I stopped reading at the typo 3 words in

    8. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      I've heard repeatedly that old folks get much pleasure from reminiscence. As insipid as this LifeBits project seems, it may aid in that and serve a good purpose for many, if it is ever possible to ferret out the grains of wheat from the chaff.

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    9. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      God, In feel like I'm playing WoW again...

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    10. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Speaking of media:

      Bell figures one could store everything about his life, from start to finish, using a terabyte of storage.
      Mr. Bell must have lived a very empty life.
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    11. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by LLKrisJ · · Score: 1

      So people who keep a scrapbook of sorts are not human? :)

      Recording EVERYTHING is crazy, but it might be nice to replace the tin mementos box with something more up-to-date. After all, we already have eBooks, eDictionaries, ...

    12. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Funny

      Trust me, not only do some of us early-accounters make typos, we care almost nothing that we do.

      We still remain the eminence grise. Our typos are more correct than the not-typoes of the epigones.

    13. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by CowboyNealOption · · Score: 1

      The best part will be looking at the parts of your life where you looked at the earlier parts of your life. Or maybe something like this: http://www.nearingzero.net/screen_res/nz317.jpg

    14. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Nope. I'm to blame.

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      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    15. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - like in some of the discworld books where Death can't ever forget anything! :P To be sure, there are some moments of my life that I'd rather NOT remember! And certainly not have pumped back into my brain again in minute detail by some computer software or the likes!

    16. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by severoon · · Score: 1

      Really? He stores and catalogues for posterity every website he's ever visited? With no exceptions?

      Somehow, methinks not. Either that, or his descendants will someday get an eyeful of whatever freaky kink he's into.

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    17. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having a record of *everything* is inhumane indeed. A diary is already only a filtered, interpreted and condensed view on the past.

    18. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by monkeyboythom · · Score: 1

      Wasn't this called the "com-pensieve"?

    19. Re:Aren't they 24 years late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I can't recall how to make the "squid" a hyperlink"

      Waht aer yuo, a fcukign mornpo? Iys' rigjt thwre unfer stje boxc tjst ypu ty[e twct ibri.

      dTu[if odito.

  2. Cutting room floor by Justabit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just need to find a good editor for the film of my lifebits to play at my funeral and i"ll be happy.

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    1. Re:Cutting room floor by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      At this point in time, I don't think that the technical hurdle is storing the information. We almost certainly have the disk capacity to store audio and stills from much of a person's life.

      Organizing all that information into something that's useful or even really accessible is the hard part.

    2. Re:Cutting room floor by urlgrey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hate it when life imitates art like this. This sounds eerily like the Robin William film "The Final Cut"


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    3. Re:Cutting room floor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yea, wonder if they'll have the same problems too.

      Lets see what's left after editing out all those hours of watching porn and other less productive "activities".

    4. Re:Cutting room floor by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      I was going to say this very thing. If you get the chance, watch this movie. It's not great or anything, but it will give you a perspective on this article that you may not have thought of.

      The whole deal is Robin Williams plays a cutter, who is a guy who looks at your whole life as you viewed it and creates a little montage flick to be played at your funeral ("rememory").

      The idea would have been cool if I hadn't seen that movie.

  3. It's about time! by Angst+Badger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally, technology has caught up with narcissism.

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    1. Re:It's about time! by PlatyPaul · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're off by three years....

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    2. Re:It's about time! by Garabito · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought it had already happened when blogs were invented

  4. We need to remember THIS! by SeeSp0tRun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just what we need...
    To remember what all the pr0n sites we visited when we were 15...
    at age 70.

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    Something witty.
    1. Re:We need to remember THIS! by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0

      Remember porn sites? How about record porn *video*?

      I was thinking if they could tap into e.g. the optical nerve and auditory cortex, then you look the same but get an audio-video recording of everything, and FPS porn would ... benefit.

      Privacy would be hurt though because it's that much harder to observe someone recording you.

    2. Re:We need to remember THIS! by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 1

      Not to belittle your midget shemale porn that you watched at age 15, but let's not forget goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty, etc... ... No wait, we should forget those! shudders

    3. Re:We need to remember THIS! by EdIII · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking about that. Ron Jeremy is still alive, I would pay good money for a few of those bits...

  5. Obligatory Red Dwarf Quote by rsteele19 · · Score: 4, Funny

    CAT: No, this isn't the one.
    LISTER: What isn't?
    CAT: I'm looking for this dream I had last month on the dream recorder.
      It was sensational.
    LISTER: What was it about?
    CAT: Me, three girls and a family-sized tub of banana yoghurt!
    RIMMER: You know, cats have a very strange attitude to women if you ask
      me.
    CAT: Say what, Goalpost Head?
    RIMMER: It's all sex, and no sense of settling down and having a long-
      term relationship.
    CAT: Hey, I want to settle down.  And as soon as I find the right small
      group of girls, the seven or eight women who are right for me, my
      wandering days are over, buddy.</pre>

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    1. Re:Obligatory Red Dwarf Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genius! Pure genius! I love Red Dwarf!

    2. Re:Obligatory Red Dwarf Quote by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      Me, three girls and a family-sized tub of banana yoghurt!

      Dude! Now, I want to try this and it is your fault!

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      May Peace Prevail On Earth
  6. Copyright Infringement by Jamu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What happens if he goes to watch a movie? If it were possible to store every moment of your life, and use it to augment your normal memory, would you need a change in the copyright laws?

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    1. Re:Copyright Infringement by gwern · · Score: 1

      Fair use, man. If you try and distribute lifebits, then you're in trouble. But that's the same thing as taking a camera into a movie theater, then...

    2. Re:Copyright Infringement by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      What if you're only taking the camera into the movie so you can watch the film at a later time by yourself?

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    3. Re:Copyright Infringement by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      The MAFIAA will be sending him his settlement letter soon enough I'd wager...

    4. Re:Copyright Infringement by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      What if you're only taking the camera into the movie so you can watch the film at a later time by yourself?

      They'll call bullshit. They'll say that it's more likely that you plan on distributing it. And convince a jury of that. And that's game over for you.

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    5. Re:Copyright Infringement by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      So bring out a range of LifeBits cameras with built-in LifeBits DRM.
      Plausible deniability right there.

      Oh, and later on, when you get it home, use your Linux box to rip out the DRM and post it to Pirate Bay.

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    6. Re:Copyright Infringement by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Plausible deniability right there.

      Plausible deniability requires plausibility; DRM that you control is not plausible. Also, even if it met that standard, it's not enough. You have to demonstrate that it is more likely that you are not going to distribute it than that you are. Now, if the quality was 320x240, in B&W at 6 FPS, that's an argument. But if the quality is up-to-snuff, you lose.

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    7. Re:Copyright Infringement by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      iTunes got away with it.

      DRM is supposed safe, BBC iPlayer downloads are supposed safe. All you have to do is convince a judge that you were using the video for your LifeBits and you can then use your other machine to give it away or whatever else you want to do with it.

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    8. Re:Copyright Infringement by gatzke · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Was there a Brinn vinette where the old man recorded a conversation with some kids and it got popular on the internet? This was a neat idea of shared video way back before youtube...

      I want to record my boring life in 1080p... That is about 10GB / HR, about 1 TB/week assuming you don't record yourself sleeping. 50 TB / year, a few Petabytes over a lifetime. 1 TB is now $200, so it could be done for $10k/year now.

  7. Recursive? by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about recording me watching a recording of me watching a recording of me watching ...?

    1. Re:Recursive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You did not finish your sentence.

    2. Re:Recursive? by PlatyPaul · · Score: 2, Funny
      --
      Misery loves company. Online misery loves unsuspecting random strangers.
    3. Re:Recursive? by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 4, Funny

      Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
      Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
      Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
      Dark Helmet: When?
      Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
      Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
      Colonel Sandurz: When?
      Dark Helmet: Now!
      Colonel Sandurz: Now?
      Dark Helmet: Now!
      Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
      Dark Helmet: Why?
      Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
      Dark Helmet: When?
      Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
      Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
      Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

    4. Re:Recursive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A loop, by its nature, continues. If that didn't make sense, start reading this sentence again.

    5. Re:Recursive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I assure you, it ends in porn.

    6. Re:Recursive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are at now now... Prepare to fast forward!

    7. Re:Recursive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      congrats, you've just invented the lifebits compression algorithm.

  8. This sounds like a terrible idea... by drydirt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... Unless you're one of those perpetually smiling people only seen in corporate clip art, life tends to be full of more unpleasant, uncomfortable, and completely banal events than positive. I could not imagine anything worse than watching high school all over again. I would probably want to strangle myself for being such a horrible, awkward geek.

    Really... How many moments of your life do you really want to relive? And wouldn't re-watching your most pleasant memories knowing what you know now dilute just how pleasant those memories were?

    1. Re:This sounds like a terrible idea... by blackcow · · Score: 1

      An how much do you want others to know about you when it becomes "a historical archive"?

    2. Re:This sounds like a terrible idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Really... How many moments of your life do you really want to relive?


      Well, um, actually I had a serious blast in high school. I was the weird combination of jock and nerd. Football, wrestling MVP, 1st place in state-level math contests, etc. I had more girls than I knew what to do with.
      I realize that many of you won't believe this, but it's absolutely true.

      Posting AC so as not to be seen blowing my own horn...

    3. Re:This sounds like a terrible idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see evidence that I was happy, but I'm scared it would all be reminders of how sad and pathetic I was.

      Like I think I'm nostalgic for the 1980s, but when ever I see personal pictures from back then, I get depressed. On the other hand, I had really good times in college that I tend to forget. I desperately wish I had never partied, but boy did I love doing it.

      Sure I'd love to live life over and do everything "right", but given the same random constraints and suppressive jerks who raised me, I'd probably make all of the same mistakes again. I finally stopped blaming myself though... after going through the childish "blame-your-parents" phase, I rejected that, and then eventually saw it was completely justified.

      Fuck strict parents. I wouldn't want to see any of that on tape. I'd rather delude myself that I had a normal childhood.

      For one thing- NO grown woman wants a boyfriend with "issues", however settled and distant the memories. It's hard just telling girls that I skipped my prom. They'd run screaming if they knew how messed up I really was in my past.

    4. Re:This sounds like a terrible idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure I'd love to live life over and do everything "right", but given the same random constraints and suppressive jerks who raised me, I'd probably make all of the same mistakes again. I finally stopped blaming myself though... after going through the childish "blame-your-parents" phase, I rejected that, and then eventually saw it was completely justified.
      Yeah man, sometimes things are forgotten to protect yourself: life now ís as it ís, and it's okay-ish, do-able, sometimes uin things happen. I wouldn't want to drag my past with me, let alone record it. Consider it like an mp3-player: you don't need/want to carry your whole music-colllection with you, just the ones you think appropriate/nice/good/suitable.

    5. Re:This sounds like a terrible idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uin=fun (darn!)

    6. Re:This sounds like a terrible idea... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      I could not imagine anything worse than watching high school all over again

      Where did you get the impression that it is meant for that kind of thing?

    7. Re:This sounds like a terrible idea... by shervinemami · · Score: 1

      Well even if you recorded your entire life, its not like you have to watch the parts you didn't like, it would just give you the ability to do it, if you do find pleasure in it. Like having a digital camera or video camera with a never-ending battery & storage.

    8. Re:This sounds like a terrible idea... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      How much would others even WANT to know about me when it becomes a historical archive? Does anyone REALLY need to see that incident in the elevator after Taco Bells?

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  9. Obligatory Microsoft Bashing by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

    Now they can own your life, too! I think Microsoft will be the first to prove people have souls when they begin research into how they can own them. Sorry. Had to. When I started typing, there was no other Microsoft bashing post. Mod me down for Flamebait, if you want :P

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  10. As long as its optional by pembo13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Although, seeing the borg icon makes me doubtful about how long it will be optional for

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    1. Re:As long as its optional by Cryacin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Although, seeing the borg icon makes me doubtful about how long it will be optional for I found that quite a profound statement, especially since right after reading it, I got a popup saying "Updates are ready to install"...
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      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    2. Re:As long as its optional by Original+Replica · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Some aspects of this will probably remain optional, but as storage gets smaller and ID programs gain steam, the two are bound to converge. Maybe you won't be able to see photos of various events throughout your life but your: GPS location, website history, purchase history, known associates, employment record, legal history, medical records, etc. will all be recorded. Ten years from now it will all fit in your federal ID that you have to carry in order to travel or make any purchases. Regardless of who wins the next election, it will happen.

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    3. Re:As long as its optional by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'll bet you a nickle it won't.

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    4. Re:As long as its optional by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      I already do that for everything I think is important, and a cheap 1MB USB drive is all I need for that.

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  12. Not "every moment" by jdigriz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry, but this is just journalistic hyperbole. It's not every moment of your life. If you were to store every moment of your life as HD video, it would consume far more than a TB. And that still leaves 3 other senses we haven't devised recorders or storage formats for. Not to mention high-resolution PET scans for internal state, brainwave records and who knows what else. This project is a cute scrapbook instead, not full-time, automagic, all-encompassing archiving of first-person experience. But yeah, we have a lot of storage and a person obsessed with scrapbooking minutiae could have a field-day.

    1. Re:Not "every moment" by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 1

      At least for now... imagine Facebook in 40 years.

    2. Re:Not "every moment" by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had the same shock. My reaction was either they are using one hell of a compression method that they are keeping top-secret, or using some incredibly low quality files, or using some craptastic framerate. Shoot, Pirates of the Carabian shiped on two BluRay discs, and that is, what, about 100 gig of data (although I think the second disc was only a single layer), and you get like, what, less than a days worth of viewing material? Even in DivX or XVid low res quality, an hour long Dr Who episode is like 300 meg.

      What if we are talking about still pictures? I have a 7 megapixel camera, and when I go on vacation, I can easily take a gig worth of pictures in a day. Shoot, I just backed up my pics and vids from 2007-2008, and it BARELY fit on 2 DL DVD+Rs - roughly 17 gig of data, and that was not using the camera every day.

      Fit a life into a terabyte? Yeah, i guess its possible, if you consider people doing what they are already doing - taking pictures and videos with their digital cameras and camera phones, as long as we don't start using 21 megapixel cameras to document them in RAW format.

    3. Re:Not "every moment" by grumbel · · Score: 1

      True a TB wouldn't be much good for HD video unless there is some really large jump in compression technique, however on the plus side that TB figure really isn't important, since the available storage we have starts to grow and grow. For as little as $100 I can buy a $500GB drive that can record a whole year, 24/7, of MP3 audio in good quality. That in turn means for as little as $10'000, giving todays prices, I can record *everything* I will ever hear in my whole life. Going from that to HD video is still a bit away, but if you settle for less you could already start to record your whole live in YouTube-like video quality.

      There is of course still a bunch of info mission that isn't recorded, but what I find impressive about this is that recording your whole life on video isn't some future sci-fi any more, but something like is quite doable and also quite affordable, $100 a year is basically nothing.

    4. Re:Not "every moment" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a registered democrat I don't need to worry about storage space for my life-bits. The current government is taking care of that cataloguing and storage for me.

  13. We're being "Microsgoogled"!! by s0litaire · · Score: 3, Funny

    Google want you to store all your stuff on-line with them. Now Microsoft want to store your life off-line on your pc with them. Next thing you know your mobile provider will give you recording of all your phone calls you've ever made through them...(Well makes a change from them giving the recordings to the government!) :D

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    1. Re:We're being "Microsgoogled"!! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nono, they'll charge you for offering you your recordings. Forwarding them to the government is a free bonus package you get anyway.

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  14. Do NOT want by unformed · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I'm 53 years old and I'm carrying my grandkids on my lap, I want to be able tell them stories of the old days, like "You young whippersnappers think you have it tough? Back in my day, we couldn't just go out and buy unleaded gasoline. No sir! We had to scrape the lead out with our bare hands! And you think you have it tough with your complicated computers and what not. Back when I was a kid, we didn't even have computers to write with. We communicated entirely in ones and zeros ... written in PENCIL!

    Imagine what would happen if they could just look up the past and say "Ha ha, Grandma! You're lying!"

    Do not take away my golden years, dammit!

    1. Re:Do NOT want by garett_spencley · · Score: 4, Funny

      I once told my grandpa "c'mon man you old people seriously exaggerate with how bad you had it".

      Then he hit me with...

      "Yup 'cause having German snipers shooting at me on Omaha was just as much fun as tugging it to almost naked girls on Youtube".

      Shut me right up :\

    2. Re:Do NOT want by Hashi+Lebwohl · · Score: 1

      I'm 53 you insensitive clod! And have carried my geek card since 1969! (truly). Everything my kids know about computers, they got from me.

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    3. Re:Do NOT want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      53 with grandkids?

    4. Re:Do NOT want by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      So you think your "golden years" are when you're 53? What are you now, thirteen?

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    5. Re:Do NOT want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Average is 26.5 per generation. That's not implausible.

    6. Re:Do NOT want by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's even worse. Instead of having to listen to you since you can guilttrap them with "You'll be sorry when I'm dead, since nobody can tell you that when I'm gone", they'll simply reply with something akin to "Doesn't matter if you're alive, if we should really be interested for some odd reason, we'll look it up".

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    7. Re:Do NOT want by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "You young whippersnappers think you have it tough? Back in my day, we couldn't just go out and buy unleaded gasoline. No sir! We had to scrape the lead out with our bare hands!"

      What's gasoline, Grandma?

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    8. Re:Do NOT want by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

      -Hear! Hear!

      -What?

      -I said HEAR! HEAR!

      -Carebear?

      -Nevermind, grandpa.

    9. Re:Do NOT want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This won't work well because your grandkids won't know what "gasoline" is.

  15. Wait till he gets his first subpoena by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wait till he gets his first subpoena. I'd love to see a court have to go through all of that just to not find anything of value.

  16. A Great Measure! by LucBorg · · Score: 2, Funny
    This takes the "get a life!" insult to a whole new measurable level. Soon geeks across the world will be able to win an internet forum/irc argument simply based on how much "life" they have, measured in GB or TB.

    But to make it a more useful measure, there should also be a way of adding "emotion" points to the total score (where users asign a level of emotion or fun to each event stored in their digitally stored lives) with a function such as {Adjusted true-life-years = life disk usage x total emotion points}. Then you can let the software do the calculation and tell you your ATLY score, perhaps as widget on your Facebook profile.

    Finally we have a way of measuring who is more of a nerd than someone else, and all thanks to Microsoft. Who would have guessed?

    1. Re:A Great Measure! by luder · · Score: 1

      Soon geeks across the world will be able to win an internet forum/irc argument simply based on how much "life" they have, measured in GB or TB. Considering all that porn, I doubt TB is even enough...
  17. I might be a pessimist but... by RobinH · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here are some possible problems... you can have the files subpeona'd for court cases. How do you secure them against someone who wants to know anything about you? Will your employer demand you submit the recordings each day?

    I might be ok with it if the constitution was changed to make privacy an absolute right, and make the punishment for taking one of these files to be extremely severe.

    --
    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
    1. Re:I might be a pessimist but... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "Here are some possible problems... you can have the files subpeona'd for court cases. How do you secure them against someone who wants to know anything about you?"

      You can't; you're fucked in the discovery phase, period. Privacy is a survival tool that should not be sacrificed to record every inane aspect of one's life.

    2. Re:I might be a pessimist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might be ok with it if the constitution was changed to make privacy an absolute right

      Have you read the Constitution lately? The language is in the Constitution, we the people are allowing to be ignored. Wakeup America, and help take our country back. We lost our best opportunity with Ron Paul. We all need to write in Ron Paul on the November ballet!
  18. The Final Cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not such a bad movie, and probably holds a bit of truth - are you actually willing to record *everything*, or are you going to conveniently leave out the Bad Stuff? Not to mention that there is always the tamperability factor - this will *NEVER* show you who someone is or was, because there will always be omissions, edits, and just plain ol' vain lies to make one look "better" than they really are.

    More to the point, who the hell would do this? For Pete's sake, please just live your life, die, live on in friends' and your family's memories for a few decades, and then be forgotten. I don't understand the desire to imprint oneself in history for forever. Besides, who's shallow and ignorant enough to actually think they have a legacy to leave behind?

    Camcorders are bad enough... I've seen people ruin entire events because they can't just sit back and enjoy the moment -- it all has to be caught on video. Congratulations, you've recorded hundreds of hours of your child, and basically missed out on their entire childhood because you were too busy working behind the camera. Sometimes technology peeves me right off. :'(

  19. hmm... using a terabyte of storage! by rrahimi · · Score: 1

    "One Terabyte ought to be enough for anyone."
    - Gordon Bell

  20. Grey matter... by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    I've already got the best storage medium possible for my life: my brain. Keeps not only video and audio, but also stores the other three senses.

    Who is this for? Those with Alzheimer's or amnesia?

    Interesting concept, but it seems to be more marketing fluff than a useful product.

    --
    Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!
    1. Re:Grey matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's for people who haven't realized yet that memories are more pleasant when they aren't perfect...

    2. Re:Grey matter... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      and the sooner we can make backups of it the better.

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
    3. Re:Grey matter... by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      I've already got the best storage medium possible for my life: my brain. Keeps not only video and audio, but also stores the other three senses.



      Who is this for? Those with Alzheimer's or amnesia?



      Interesting concept, but it seems to be more marketing fluff than a useful product.

      Or, for, you know, your great grandchildren. Or your widow. Or for some historian who finds your body 100 years after "The Great Incident".

      Or whatever.

      I'd love to be able to review things that I've forgotten later on, like trying to remember what exactly I was told at work, that one book I saw in passing at Borders.
    4. Re:Grey matter... by PlatyPaul · · Score: 1

      Who is this for? Those with Alzheimer's or amnesia?
      Actually, that's a pretty intense area of research right now. We cohosted a related workshop last year with (you got it) Microsoft, and will likely do so again in the near future. The lab homepage is a bit rudimentary at present, but it should give you some idea of what exactly is going on.

      With the Baby Boomers approaching the "elderly" stage, is it surprising that there is a demand?
      --
      Misery loves company. Online misery loves unsuspecting random strangers.
    5. Re:Grey matter... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Think about that statement again. I'd be kinda scared about the possibilities.

      Hint: "We have a warrant for a backup of your brain here..."

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    6. Re:Grey matter... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      When you have mnemonic sensors, dead men do tell tales.

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
    7. Re:Grey matter... by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      "Who is this for? Those with Alzheimer's or amnesia?"

      No, only narcissics.
      People who suffer from Alzheimer's usualy keep vivid memories of important past events long after they forgot how to manage the moment. Odds are that they will remember what they see in the archive but forgot that they already saw that archive 5 min ago.
      For people whith amnesia, it theorically could be used to remind the victim of the nature of the bounds he/she has with his/her relatives, but from that point, it is more important for him/her to rebuild those links by interacting with those people instead of watching videos of what seems to be someone else's life.

    8. Re:Grey matter... by ketamine-bp · · Score: 1

      Odds are that they will remember what they see in the archive but forgot that they already saw that archive 5 min ago.

      what is preventing them from rewinding 5 minutes?

    9. Re:Grey matter... by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny, so I decide to keep my answer serious.
      The real question would be "what is preventing them TO STOP rewinding 5 minutes EVERY 5 MIN?" and the answer would be "nothing". I knew a family member who would decide to perform something (whatever, it was usually stupid, useless and intended to please a long dead person) and do it over and over until shel felt of exhaustion. Any attempt to make her stop that or do something else like eating or putting a minimum of clothes was welcomed extremely agressively.

      For years, she needed 24*7 attention from persons who were never very far from total nervous breakdown. That's the kind of things you're happy not knowing.

  21. My Computer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone who ever saw that icon on their Windows desktop that says "My Computer", and picture Bill Gates saying it, not themselves, should think about giving Microsoft that kind of complete access to their entire lives.

    If the source were open, it were stored locally or encrypted at customer-selected third-party networked datacenters, this app could be wonderful, a lifesaver. But trust Microsoft with one's entire life? That sounds like putting it all in once place to be ruined or stolen.

    --

    --
    make install -not war

    1. Re:My Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DocRuby, the angriest fucktard on Slashdot. And that's saying a lot.

    2. Re:My Computer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      OK, Anonymous pitiful Coward, you're safe because even Microsoft doesn't want access to your futile and boring life. But that doesn't mean MS or I "hate" you. And I don't blame MS for that, either.

      --

      --
      make install -not war

    3. Re:My Computer by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, in Vista they are more open about it. There's no longer "My" computer or "My" documents, which originally , ofcourse was worded to give you the warm fuzzy feeling that they are you'r files.

      Now in Vista there's only "Computer", "Documents", "Pictures", "Music", etc.

    4. Re:My Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "OK, Anonymous pitiful Coward, you're safe because even Microsoft doesn't want access to your futile and boring life. "

      Then it looks like neither one of you have anything to worry about.

  22. Why? by teasea · · Score: 2

    I'm seeing more and more projects that simply have me saying, "why?"

    Seriously. I think filling my drives with random bits and seeing if there is anything readable would be more interesting.

    1. Re:Why? by bill0755 · · Score: 1

      I completely agree.

    2. Re:Why? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The "why" is obvious. The question to ask is "How do you want to force me to use it?"

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    3. Re:Why? by shervinemami · · Score: 1

      Well I can understand if people with boring lives wouldn't care about this, but for people like me that have experienced a hell of a lot in life and been in a lot of crazy & random situations, but only have rare parts of it in photos & videos, I think having a video recording of most of my life would be incredible.

  23. Flashing before your eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think he'll play back the tape at 1000x on his deathbed?

    1. Re:Flashing before your eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming you live to turn 100, playback at 1000x would take 36 days, 12 hours to watch. Even if one died 30 minutes immediately after birth, it would still take 1.8 seconds to watch that entire life at 1000x. Hardly a "flash". You're either going to need to speed up playback (upwards of 100,000,000,000x), or else dramatically cut back the interval at which you extract frames to view. :)

  24. Am I the only one? by MrMage · · Score: 0

    Who's actually looking forward to something like this? When I first started using Google desktop I thought it was amazing that I could look up something I merely glimpsed at months ago.

    Or I could let my family use my computer and have a full report on everything they had done. It was great.

    I just don't see how it could possibly be convenient. Sure, you could get something set up with a GPS to keep track of travel, software to monitor browsing and application use, but I'll be damned if I scan every magazine I read or document dates. Then again, I don't have a journal for that reason either (a cheaper and easier solution to it all, really).

  25. a story full of itself by djrbeta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This project is trivially achieved but the product is doomed to be uninteresting: "I spent all my life taking and organizing photos of myself".

    After all, the recording work must be recorded, and so must the recording work of the recording work, the recording work of the recording work of the recording work, ad infinitum. Get a life, microsoft.

  26. Honest baby! by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Honest baby! I'm not shooting home porn. It's a LifeBlog(tm). I film everything. No... Come back.... Come back!"

    Unless you're dating someone with the IQ of Paris Hilton... Or the exhibitionist streak of Paris Hilton... I see some problems here. And if you are dating Paris Hilton, good God man, you've got problems enough.

    1. Re:Honest baby! by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      And if you are dating Paris Hilton, good God man, you've got problems enough.

      Including Herpes; if you don't have it already, you'll have it after dating Paris Hilton. Plus who knows how many other STDs.

  27. Henry David Thoreau said... by Tatisimo · · Score: 1
    "My life has been the poem I would have writ, but I could not both live and utter it"

    Guess not anymore! Now how long until we are able to back up our brains into hard drives?

    --
    Give Kashyyyk back to the Wookies
  28. Very small subset of everything by syousef · · Score: 1

    Ahhh once again MS changes the definition to suit their marketing needs. "Everything" now means a small selected subset of everything that they have chosen and decided is important. Does it record your mood? Does it record your vital signs? Does it record your dreams? Your aspirations? Your fears? No we're talking low res images of trivial crap like what web site you've visited. Shit I can do that now with File->Save As and get original resolution to boot. Would be nice to automate that with a firefox extension or store history permanently, but it's not life changing, revolutionary or a complete record of anything.

    Even if you had high def video of what you saw for every second of your life, you'd still be missing many many important things, visual and otherwise that are going on around you. Not to mention privacy concerns. I simply don't need detailed video of me taking a shit on April 5th 1983. Wouldn't mind having video of when I proposed to my wife, but that's not something I'd want to share despite it being G rated.

    --
    These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    1. Re:Very small subset of everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a tiny teeny weeny gig A MONTH it can hardly record the dates... The idea itself, while highly theoretical, I find interesting.

    2. Re:Very small subset of everything by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      It's a goddam pie in the sky concept. Jesus, you people must have massive cramps holding in your shit long enough to spray it all over every idea that comes around.

    3. Re:Very small subset of everything by syousef · · Score: 1

      It's a goddamn stupid idea, not pie in the sky but pot in the air. I'm all for good ideas, but I'm happy to spray shit on the bad ones. If that means you feel the need to call me anal retentive so be it, but consider the irony of criticizing someone for being critical.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    4. Re:Very small subset of everything by zsbyd · · Score: 1

      Just to let you know there is a Firefox extension to permanently keep your browsing history and you can even set it up for remote access as well. It is called Breadcrumbs.

  29. 2012: MyLifeBits, now a legal requirement for all! by justdrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    how long before everyone is REQUIRED to wear one of these at all times so they can be checked on for terrorism or pedophilia 24x7x365? Microsoft can go die

  30. I have a strange feeling by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    I have a strange feeling that somebody is already documenting my life. Every page I visit, every step I make, every breath I take. And they never gonna let me down.

    All you need to do is just ask for your personal copy.

    --
    I do not believe in karma. "Funny"=-6. Do good and forbid evil. Yours, Oft-Offtopic Flamebaiting Troll.
  31. The Memex lives...kinda by IwarkChocobos · · Score: 1

    I built many of my college papres on this technology, and even cited this project in several papers.
    Finally, technology advanced enough to allow Vannevar Bush's Memex to come alive. I would like to see how well this fairs with the public. Much of the public does not want tracking of every little digital movement...
    We've come a long way, but we still have a long way to go.

  32. MyLifeStore for boring people by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I predict a service selling clipart LifeBits to people who have really boring lives. It's called MyLifeStore. You upload a picture of your face and for $25 you can buy a LifeBit of you doing exciting stuff like bungy jumping while saving rain forests in the Amazon. Use it to overwrite that day when you just stayed at home and read the newspaper.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:MyLifeStore for boring people by Starteck81 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I predict a service selling clipart LifeBits to people who have really boring lives. It's called MyLifeStore. You upload a picture of your face and for $25 you can buy a LifeBit of you doing exciting stuff like bungy jumping while saving rain forests in the Amazon. Use it to overwrite that day when you just stayed at home and read /. all day long. There I fixed that for you
      --
      "There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order." -Ed H
    2. Re:MyLifeStore for boring people by lottameez · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course, those that buy their iLifeBitz at the iLifeStore pay twice as much but will feel better about the look and feel.

      --
      Yeah? Well I think you're overrated too.
    3. Re:MyLifeStore for boring people by kaizokuace · · Score: 0, Redundant

      ... Use it to overwrite that day when you just stayed at home and read the newspaper.
      Use it to overwrite that day when you just stayed at home and dicked around on /.
      --
      Balderdash!
    4. Re:MyLifeStore for boring people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can remember it for you wholesale...

    5. Re:MyLifeStore for boring people by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Unfortunately, every few years the iSimulator breaks and their whole iLifeStory is lost because their Life Rights Management stops them transferring it to new hardware. On the bright side, this does mean you can go back and buy a new iLife where you never made that mistake with the not-really-that-cute girl in your last year of high school.

      --
      If you disagree, post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like.
    6. Re:MyLifeStore for boring people by virgil_disgr4ce · · Score: 1

      Whoa. And the LifeBits are DRMd... that seems so disturbing, but fascinating at the same time. Pirating someone else's LifeBits? Awesome!

  33. It's called keeping a journal. by bluemetal · · Score: 1

    Seriously...

  34. Microsoft falls short again. by retech · · Score: 1

    Sorry but a TB...wtf? I don't want some low res windows paint shit version of my life. I'd prefer everything to be in HD just as it was created. Why I'd ever want to remember the "good ol' days" in artifact compression is beyond me. But this is just so typical of their line of thinking.

    Will they own the rights to the playback of my life?

  35. gods! by apodyopsis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would guess the people who would be interested in this would be reeaally boring.

    Ipso facto, their saved record/video/photos of their life would be reeally boring.

    I seem to remember reading once that almost nobody ever used their web browsers history, so I'm guess this will never get off the ground.

    Frankly I do not feel like I need my own black box, but I guess there will be some sound medical reasons why some people might want one (dementia?)

  36. How will he manage it? by Stone316 · · Score: 1

    I have 36GB of digital photos and countless VHS-C and miniDV tapes lying around. I still can't decide on how to organize it.. I can't imagine having to figure out how to organize clips from my entire life....

    --
    "Thanks to the remote control I have the attention span of a gerbil."
  37. Gawd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a hard enough time getting my friends to sit and stay for the 300 slides of my trip to Gary, Indiana. How am I gonna keep them long enough to watch my entire life? Besides, it's much more intresting to just say that if they want to know about my life with my girlfriend, watch Pucca.

    1. Re:Gawd by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I have a hard enough time getting my friends to sit and stay for the 300 slides of my trip to Gary, Indiana.

      Is this a joke, or are you serious? I drove through Gary once; the only thing you'll get slides of there is boarded-up buildings downtown and winos lying around begging for money.

    2. Re:Gawd by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      He said the trip to Gary. Depending on where he lives, that can be enough to fill 300 slides.

      Not interesting enough to watch those 300 slides, though, as we can see by the reaction of his friends.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    3. Re:Gawd by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Still sounds awful; I sure hope the final arrival at Gary wasn't the high point.

      His trip sounds about as exciting as a trip to south Chicago, or a trip to Newark, New Jersey.

    4. Re:Gawd by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      C'moon maaaaaan, the waaay is the gooooal. Seize the day, man... can ya spare a nickel, I wanna get loaded.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  38. Already done in a way... by LoRdTAW · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wasn't there a lame movie about this starring Robin Williams... oh yea it was called The Final Cut

  39. WGA_LIFE by NullProg · · Score: 1

    WGA_LIFE has detected that your not authorized to view YOUR_LIFE; YOUR_LIFE failed Genuine Life Validation. Please contact Microsoft for a Genuine Life license fee to access YOUR_LIFE. Your access to YOUR_LIFE will fail in thirty days if not authorized via Microsoft Genuine Life Advantage.

    (EULA) YOUR_LIFE License is non-transferable to non Genuine Life supported platforms. Once you start YOUR_LIFE service with Microsoft or authorized 3rd parties, Microsoft owns YOUR_LIFE. Microsoft reserves the rights to upgrade YOUR_LIFE to version 1, 2, or 3 without notice.

    Enjoy,

    --
    It's just the normal noises in here.
  40. Bell is a boring man... by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    That's all I have to say about anyone that can store then entirety of his life in one terabyte. Shit, that won't even store the copies of Windows that he has installed.

    Yes, I know that is not the kind of thing you save, but from what I've seen when people have digital space to store things, they collect more things. They never worry about space until they run out.

    "... oh, well then do you think I should get the 300GB drive?" says one little lady I know who just wants to have room for her 'stuff'. Yes, most of it is pictures and jokes. She is 65, has the address of some 3500 friends and letters and stuff she has written, including the manuscript from a book she had published. If she were to collect everything... well, 1 TByte isn't going to cut the mustard. Only the FSM knows how much room she'd need if she had grandchildren.

    Yep, he must be boring as hell.

  41. We already have that by neuromancer23 · · Score: 1

    It's called the federal government

  42. Seems like a problem... by emeitner · · Score: 1

    "He's gone on to collect images of every Web page he's ever visited, television shows he's watched, recorded phone conversations, and images and audio from conference sessions, along with his e-mail and instant messages. "

    Sounds like a new electronic form of Compulsive Hoarding Disorder...
    http://www.helpinghoarders.com/

    --
    Guru Meditation #6d416769.21610a21
  43. My life ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... from Mircosoft's point of view: staring at a blue screen. Waiting for Vista to boot.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  44. Clarke saw it coming by Uroborus42 · · Score: 1

    Didn't Clarke depict something like this in the final Odyssey book, 3001? Except that he predicted that it would require a petabyte, I think. Of course, that was to record an entire human consciousness and a lifetime of experiences.

  45. 1TB? Unlikely... by bigdavesmith · · Score: 1

    Bell figures one could store everything about his life, from start to finish, using a terabyte of storage.
    Hell, it would take more space than that just to record all the pron I've seen...
  46. Don't need it. by jlowery · · Score: 1

    I already can replay the most embarrassing moments in my life in all the detail I care to muster, thanks.

    --
    If you post it, they will read.
  47. forget it NOW! by JucaBlues · · Score: 1

    If you insist in continuing to remember those good moments you enjoyed that time at the cinema you'll probably receive a cease'n'desist letter.

  48. mylifebites? by xorbe · · Score: 1

    mylifebites.com wait what was that again? oh *bits* ...

  49. The real challenge by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

    Recording your life is easy. Making it easily searchable is the real technical challenge.

    "Show me that conversation from a few years ago when Kelly told the clown joke."

  50. later in life by benicillin · · Score: 1

    so what's he going to do when he documents everything up until the point he started documenting. will he document the fact that he spent all his time documenting his life? its kinda like when you turn the webcam towards the screen and watch the live video feed - its like going into a tunnel to nowhere!

    --
    "i stand on the edge of destruction" -shai hulud
  51. David Boies by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

    If only David Boies had been able to subpoena the MyLifeBits of all the Microsoft corporate management. Honestly, can't this crowd see fifteen minutes into the future????????

  52. My idea was better by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    Nokia developed my idea into lifeblog or something, but here is how mine went: GPS Cellphone with camera and maybe video: You can then send pics/text/voice/video to your blog with your GPS coordinates showing up later when you released the security on them(in case your not home and people use it to rob you). Anyway, the storage is on a server computer instead of the cell phone, so you can basically store unlimited things on your storage place. Instead of getting every mundane detail of your life, you get the cool stuff all organized.

  53. prior art by Mspangler · · Score: 1

    Simon Illyan had one of these in Lois Bujold's Vorkosigan series. In Memories, it went bad due to a bio-weapon. The consequences were pretty well explored. In short, it's hard to function with random HD memories popping up at random moments. What's current, and what's history?

  54. What will be recorded? by fatp · · Score: 1

    12:00-13:00 -> start using MyLifeBits
    13:00-14:00 -> using MyLifeBits to record starting using MyLifeBits
    14:00-15:00 -> using MyLifeBits to record using MyLifeBits to record starting using MyLifeBits
    ...
    Oh

  55. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My whole life recorded on a disk. That'll come in handy later when....

    hmm, wait a minute.....

  56. Information overload... by sjs132 · · Score: 1

    I don't know about yins, but I try and forget about 70% of my Day-2-Day life... Otherwise my beer consumption would be a pointless investment.

    --
    --- Relax, that mass muderer is just trying to reduce our carbon footprint, one fetus at a time...
  57. SciFi idea.... by Datamonstar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If a person using an app like this started seeing his future in it.

    --
    The eternal struggle of good vs. evil begins within one's self.
  58. Not really ... by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Informative

    FTFA:

    Bell figures one could store everything about his life, from start to finish, using a terabyte of storage."

    Just goes to show you don't have much of a life if you could store the whole thing in one terabyte.

    Just do the math: 1 terabyte (1024x1024x1024x1024)
    divided by 80 year lifespan
    = 13743895347.2 bytes
    divided by 364 days
    37,654,507 bytes/day
    16 waking hours/day
    2,353,407 bytes
    divided by 60 minutes
    39,223 bytes/minute
    divided by 60 seconds/minute
    653 bytes/second.

    There's no way you'll record everything about your life in 653 bytes/second. And that's ignoring that lossy compression isn't an option, since then you *aren't* recording *everything*, and ignoring your dreams, etc.

    All this is is an "enhanced blog" - big f*cking deal.

    1. Re:Not really ... by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      I agree. The math is *way* off, not to mention what we consider to be acceptable storage changes all the time.

      One BluRay movie would take up more storage than he allots for a year, yet that is merely two hours of my day.

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    2. Re:Not really ... by debatem1 · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I was just thinking. If you compress it, you can store voice at 4kb/s, but it's pretty bad quality and in many cases simply not worth having. To my math that sounds like in a given minute I could store maybe 10 seconds of crappy quality sound, to say nothing of full motion video, text, or metadata.

    3. Re:Not really ... by cashdot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's no way you'll record everything about your life in 653 bytes/second. And that's ignoring that lossy compression isn't an option, since then you *aren't* recording *everything*, and ignoring your dreams, etc. On the other hand, I seriously doubt that our consciousness receives information at a higher rate than this. And what do you mean by recording everything anyway? All the things you pick up with your senses? Our perception already filters out some information, and is in that sense "lossy". Another "lossy compression" is going on between our senses and our brain. If you do not compare the possible recording rate with our perception rate, IMHO, this comparision is useless. For instance, what pixel resolution would you require to record "everything"?
    4. Re:Not really ... by Media+Tracker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Alan Turing, in his 1950 paper Computing machinery and intelligence, where he discusses the question of whether machines can think, and where he introduces the Turing Test, says (section 7):

      Estimates of the storage capacity of the brain vary from 10^10 to 10^15 binary digits. I incline to the lower values and believe that only a very small fraction is used for the higher types of thinking. Most of it is probably used for the retention of visual impressions. I should be surprised if more than 10^9 was required for [a computer to pass the Turing Test], at any rate against a blind man.

      10^10 bits is 1.25 gigabytes, 10^15 bits is 125 terabytes. The former seems ridiculously small to me too, the latter would equate to 82kB/second, based on your calculation. Now would that be enough, you think?

      I'm not even sure the question makes a lot of sense, actually. I don't picture the human memory as a discrete one (Turing discusses this too in his article, BTW), where information can be measured in terms of how many "storage units" it uses. I don't think a single memory, say the smell of my friend's uncle's basement when we were kids, could be extracted from my brain, taken out of any context, and measured to find out how many "bits" it uses.

      The problem would also be, obviously, that we don't know how to represent all this data in binary form. Which "format" do you use? AI researchers have been trying to build ontologies that cover all of knowledge, computational linguists try to build grammars that fully describe a language, and both goals are mostly unattained yet.

      Turing goes on to quote:

      The capacity of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, 11th edition, is 2 x 10^9

      So he estimates that the human brain holds less information than an encyclopedia. I find that hard to believe. The encyclopedia sure holds more facts than I'll ever remember, but how about habits, skills, things I could never fully describe into words, but that I undoubtedly hold in memory?

      It should also be kept in mind that in Turing's time there were no compilers, and programmers like him actually coded by manipulating bit sequences. So no wonder estimating the size of such large databases was hard for them.

      Anyway Turing's paper is a rather fascinating read, I highly recommend it to any programmer or CS student.

    5. Re:Not really ... by shervinemami · · Score: 1

      I went to this guy's lecture last week about MyLifeBits. When he says that he can store his whole life in a terabyte, he doesn't mean all of his senses for every single second and minute and hour of his life, he just means the important things he wants to collect. Such as taking hundreds or thousands of photos, audio or video recordings if he goes to the zoo, or taking nothing if he stays at home watching tv. Thats why he can fit his "life" into 1 terrabyte.

      He is trying to store basically every piece of information he needs into his massive database, so that every time he visits a webpage, it will automatically be stored, every time he makes a phone call it will be stored, etc. And the difficulty is trying to have a good way of organising all of this, because you don't want to fast-forward through 10 years of audio & video to find something! He is currently labelling each thing manually, but ideally it would be done automatically by the system, since there is so much content to label for searching. He is even working on things like face recognition so that for example, if you see someone and forget their name, the MyLifeBits database will be able to tell you who they are, all the other times you met them, any emails or conversations between them, etc.

      It's awesome if you ask me, but it also has big security issues, since most people would be less open & friendly if they knew they were being recorded by others.

    6. Re:Not really ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Recording all your life involves recording everything you sense - even stuff you don't consciously notice at the time that might affect you later. The claim is bogus on the face of it.

      Heck, just the information (tactile, visual, musculo-skeletal) from petting my dog's head greatly esceeds 653 bytes/second.

      Then again, he works for Microsoft, and he doesn't seem to be able to differentiate between what he experiences, and his recording of "significant events". For example, he saves every web page he visits, but that doesn't contain as much data as even a 10-minute walk in the park. He needs to get out more.

      Here's a sample from his "log":

      Blockquote> 08:23 Chair thrown
      08:24 Looked up price of Microsoft stock (web page saved)
      09:15 Chair thrown
      09:16 Looked up price of Microsoft stock (web page saved)
      09:17 Heard "I'm gonna fucking bury them"
      09:18 Looked up price of Microsoft stock (web page saved)
      09:20 Heard "Fucking Yahoo! Fucking Google"
      09:20 Looked up price of Microsoft stock (web page saved)
      09:20 Heard "Fucking Google"
      09:30 Toilet break. Toilet seat thrown. Heard "Fucking Jerry Yang. I'll fucking kill him!"
      09:31 Looked up price of Microsoft stock (web page saved)
      09:35 Looked up price of Microsoft stock (web page saved)
      10:43 Chair thrown, heard "I'm gonna fucking bury them"
      10:44 Looked up price of Microsoft stock (web page saved)
      10:45 Heard "I'm gonna fucking bury them. Fucking Yang!" [3x]
      10:46 Looked up price of Yahoo! stock (web page saved)

    7. Re:Not really ... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

      My point is he's saving the stuff that ISN'T important - the mundane. The web pages he's visited, crappy pix that nobody else will ever see, etc.

      Recording all the sensations in a sky jump, on the other hand, would take terabytes, but people would definitely want to experience that second-hand.

      Besides, slashdotters already have the ultimate way of dividing up images, video, etc.

      It's binary: Everything is either "pOrn" or "recycle bin."

    8. Re:Not really ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I agree that it doesn't make sense. Even at the lower value, 1 terabye isn't enough - all you're doing is saving state - taking a snapshot at a point in time.

      It's the equivalent of saying "I took a screen shot, so I've saved all the information on my computer, and I am done with it forever." The state of your screen, and of your brain, changes with new inputs. More importantly, the state of your brain changes even without new inputs, and the state of the screen doesn't necesarily represent what's going on in the computer iteslf (seti@home, background jobs while the screensaver is running or the screen's off, etc).

      Besides, even if we posit that the "snapshot" of the brain is somehow valid, and we take the lower value of 1.25 gigabytes, at the rate of only 1 snapshot of your brain's state a second, your terabyte of storage is consumed in just over a minute.

    9. Re:Not really ... by shervinemami · · Score: 1


      Besides, slashdotters already have the ultimate way of dividing up images, video, etc.


      It's binary: Everything is either "pOrn" or "recycle bin."

      haha true!
    10. Re:Not really ... by kaosum · · Score: 1

      Why 80 years? The world will end in 2012. So thats 13,110 bytes/sec, completely doable.

  59. "To remember everything is a form of madness" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --Brian Friel, _Translations_

  60. And when this becomes mandatory by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    I'll bet it won't seem like such a cool idea anymore.

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    "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
  61. The Final Cut by torok · · Score: 1

    Think how easy it will be to prosecute criminals though! Or remember people after they die (Robin Williams can make your life video, a la Final Cut). Then again, I don't think anyone alive has never broken a law....

  62. Infinite recursion. by billcopc · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Okay so I'm recording everything about my life.

    Now I'm telling /. I'm recording everything about my life.

    I just told /. that I'm telling /. I'm recording everything about my life.

    I was telling /. that I just told /. that I'm telling /. I'm recording everything about my life.

    I scrolled the comment box while telling /. how I told /. that I've been telling /. that I'm telling /. I'm recording *!&@$%^&@#*($&@(*#&$
    *!&@$%^&@#*($&@(*#&$ .uY42/"
    ÂÃSÃY©Segmentation Fault.

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    -Billco, Fnarg.com
  63. The communists did it first by stevejsmith · · Score: 2, Informative

    Old news. The Romanian secret service was performing this service for free for most people with a university education. Now, you can apply to see the old secret service files of yourself and any of your close dead family members. Complete with transcripts of every word you utter in your own home (courtesy of bugged telephones), your radio and preferences (to make sure you weren't listening to Western subversive material), and transcripts of the twice in your life that you went out to a restaurant. And there was the added bonus of testimonials from your friends, with a special emphasis on the things that could later be used against you (extramarital affairs, unhealthy sexual preferences, subversive rhetoric, etc.).

    1. Re:The communists did it first by stevejsmith · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...oh, not to mention records of your prostitute visits. (Prostitutes were subsidized by the government, as they were useful for gathering information.)

  64. Products Comming by benjamin.haley · · Score: 1

    I went to a lecture by memory expert Tom Coughlin, who predicted that lifelogging would dramatically increase consumer memory demands in the coming years. He pointed to a product Vievu. You can read a more thorough discussion of the lecture here

  65. sponsors by jtgd · · Score: 0
    This product has been brought to you by...

    Seagate - "You keep living, we'll keep making drives."

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  66. What a remarkably naive idea by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 2

    Why? So when someone steals your identity, they can steal your entire life history along with it? So the government can come along and seize it from you, tear it apart, and twist it into whatever foul thing they decide you should be guilty of? So every person who can get their hands on it can Monday morning quarterback every experience you've ever held dear and important decision you've ever made? Thanks, but no thanks. Somebody please round up all the people who think this is a good idea, put them up against a wall, and shoot them dead.

  67. Isn't this redundant storage? by Snotman · · Score: 1

    The brain already stores much of this information. Maybe they should work on an app that supplements the brain and uses a information life cycle paradigm to offload old memories into physical storage. Disaster recovery is a nice application too - just in case.

  68. Police have already done this for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Police have already done this for me and researched my life back to when I was 6 or 7 years old in search of crimes they could prosecute me for, associates, friends, etc.

    When will I be able to look at this information myself? I've lost contact with some people and could use those phone numbers that the police agencies have.

  69. More life... by das_magpie · · Score: 1

    Cool now all Microsoft needs to release is a second life so that you have time to sit there and go over you're first one.

  70. a nine year project by macabresoul · · Score: 1

    A nince year project that /. reports on every 2 months! It's retarded and no one will ever want it.

  71. who cares? by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

    Just one question: unless you are Einstein or Galileo or Hitler, who cares about your life? Much better to be remembered by your good works than how you brushed your teeth in the morning every day for 90 years.

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    Have you got your LWN subscription yet?
    1. Re:who cares? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Moreover, if Albert Einstein had spent a large proportion of his life indexing and reviewing mundane parts of his life, how could he find the time to achieve anything worth remembering?

      To me it's exactly the same as all those teens who spend hours writing how miserable their life are on their blogs instead of doing anything. Come on kids, spending 10min a day keeping a diary is totally fine, but if you want your life to go anywhere, you need to spend most of your time looking forward (plus, everytime you record something about yourself, you shoud wonder wether you could be ashamed of it when you will be 5 years older and reconsider putting it on public display).

  72. Unbelievable, Costly Time-Squandering by TechForensics · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has too much money, and Gordon Bell has *way* too much time. Look at what excesses of those two commodities has done for Paris Hilton.

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    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
  73. Soul catcher by alanw · · Score: 1

    Here's a link to a copy of the article in Personal Computer World magazine, November 1996 which describes the research work done by Chris Winter and others at British Telecom's Martlesham Heath research labs on such a device.

    http://www.pcw.co.uk/personal-computer-world/features/2045102/cutting-edge-futures-brain-drain

  74. Enough Gordon Bell by macabresoul · · Score: 1

    Every 2 months this rehashed news gets tossed out like it's some new development. It's retarded, no one will ever use it, espeacially if it's branded by microsoft.

  75. Du-du-du-dupe by Media+Tracker · · Score: 1
    I think this is only the fifth time this story gets posted to Slashdot:
  76. 8 seconds, a lifetime, what's the diff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "one could store everything about his life, from start to finish, using a terabyte of storage." --Gordon Bell, 2008

    "a one Tbps connection will suffice to support the computer display we want from a human factors perspective" --Jakob Nielsen, 1995

    The technologists and the human-factors specialists are within 9 orders of magnitude of each other, which I think is actually an improvement.

    1. Re:8 seconds, a lifetime, what's the diff? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      True, but there are some things we shouldn't do because they just scream "*I* *need* *to* *get* *a* *life*!".

  77. We don't need this! by closer2it · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Google is already doing this for me... well at least, my virtual life :P

  78. for...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has he said WHAT FOR ?

  79. Only a terabyte? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Ha, maybe a terabyte could store everything about YOUR life...

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  80. yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same time my W2K when performing backup with tape not inserted into streamer does notice nothing! I would be very glad if they solve THIS problem, whilst it is their bussines if they dong something stupid with they life....

  81. Extended Biography? by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    I like the link to Gordon Bell. It says Extended Biography and it's one page of HTML. He says he stores 1GB per month. Not very extended.

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    America, Home of the Brave. ... .and the Squaw.
  82. Re:2012: MyLifeBits, now a legal requirement for a by shervinemami · · Score: 1

    Considering that these days you get in trouble for just having the same name as a terrorist or even just looking middle-eastern, I'd rather be able to prove with something like this that I'm not a terrorist. But then again, I'm kinda biased since I'm middle-eastern :-)

  83. Probably not the best idea ever. by ciw42 · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of people who already waste a significant amount of their lives updating blogs and communicating almost exclusively via MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/Friends Reunited/MSN and the like. As a result their lives are pretty well documented, and if any further effort were required, they wouldn't be left with enough free time to actually do any living.

  84. For once ... by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 1

    Finally, I think there's something government has covered for me.

  85. Wait til Your Neighbor Pulls Out THIS Projector! by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

    And to think how you hated it when the neighbors invite you over only to show you a slideshow of their vaction!

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    If you've never been modded as "flamebait" or "troll," you've never tried to argue a minority viewpoint here!
  86. "Ashkantic record" in eastern religions by peter303 · · Score: 1

    They have this concept of a "cosmic tape recorder" that records everything that happened in the universe. When you reach enlightenment you can replay all your past lives at will.

  87. tv story about lifetime "photographic memory" by peter303 · · Score: 1

    There was a TV story last month about a radio announcer who can remember what he did most of every hour of his life. You could give him a date and ask what ate for lunch, the weather, and the top news stories.
    Funny, he didnt do above average in TV game shows like Jepordy which requires fact and trivia memory.

    On the flip side the Greeks believed when you died the soul eventually forget its life. That was considered in some ways a blessing. The goal of a hero was to perform a feat that would be remembered for the ages.

  88. again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This is a project we've been talking about for a long time."...

    no... more like:

    "This is a project we've been talking about for a long LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG time." Seriously, I've submitted tons of articles that had more value than this, yet they are denied for redundant posts on microsoft's mylifebits product, which to me seems incredulously insipid. Are you guys taking advertising dollars for this? c'mon already... so tired of it...

  89. Every website I've ever been on eh? by Grendel_Prime · · Score: 1

    :::shudders:::

    Kinda doubtful Gordon is entirely forthright about "every website he's ever been on". Besides wouldn't that violate the DMCA or something?

    Google to Yahoo! ad sales reps: All your client base are belong to us!

  90. Related??? by dark_requiem · · Score: 1

    Could this have anything to do with this?

    "We want to help you catalog your entire life on your hard drive. Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, we're going to use the contents of your hard drive to serve you contextual adds." <Jedi Mind Trick>This isn't the conflict of interests you're looking for.</Jedi Mind Trick>

  91. Re:2012: MyLifeBits, now a legal requirement for a by justdrew · · Score: 1

    it'll be a nice little metal band around our heads. tamper proof of course. sort of a mark 9 ankle bracelet, but positioned to get good video/sound. of course, it'll have to have a 'kill switch' in case the person has to be taken out, hope that never get's hacked. and don't worry, you're innocent until proven guilty, if need be, we'll eventually get around to fighting for that in this country.

  92. anyone ever read 1984? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a quick thought from someone who visits slashdot a lot, but never got around to making an account. I can see why some people might want this, but isn't this just a big step forward for the government officials trying to put us in a 1984-esque world where they can track everything that happens and the idea of privacy is merely a dream to those who can still remember it? I am vehemontly against the patriot act and similar attempts made by our government, and I can definitly see an attempt to use this app as another way to invade our privacy when a government official manages to convince a group of people that terrorists are going to blow something up if we all don't hand over the keys to our lives.

  93. Just don't take that laptop through US customs! by yuna49 · · Score: 1

    He's trying to store a lifetime on his laptop. He's gone on to collect images of every Web page he's ever visited, television shows he's watched, recorded phone conversations, and images and audio from conference sessions, along with his e-mail and instant messages.

    What a goldmine that might be for inquisitive Customs or FBI agents.

  94. Only 1 TB? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man he has to have the most boring life ever..

  95. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree 100%. he's a complete fucktard