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Iron Man Released

Slashdot reader stoolpigeon wrote about the start of summer blockbuster season, and the latest comic book to make it to the big screen. He says "Iron Man is an entertaining movie, as they go. I never was really into comic books — so I have no knowledge or concerns as it relates to following the original story line. I can't address that. The film has good action and some very humorous moments. The serious side of the film is not its strong suit. It's not horrible, but it really doesn't make too much sense. It was interesting to see how they tried to set up an anti-war message without being critical of the US military. It's really a comic book put to film. Not high art or anything, but a whole lot of fun. The film keeps up a fast pace throughout and never bogs down. Some of the product placements were so blatant that they kind of jarred me out of being into the film. The special effects were phenomenal. It was awesome in that regard. Like any movie, it is not everyone's cup of tea If you do go see it in the theater, and you are a big comic books fan, do not leave until after all the credits have run. And I mean all of them." I gotta get a sitter. Man I'm old.

301 comments

  1. Old? by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I gotta get a sitter. Man I'm old.

    Youngster.

    You're old when your youngest is driving and does not need a sitter.

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    1. Re:Old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're old when your youngest is driving and does not need a sitter. Youngster.

      You're old when your youngest needs a sitter for his youngest.
    2. Re:Old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youngster.

      You're old when your youngest is driving and needs a sitter - for you!

    3. Re:Old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're old when your youngest needs a sitter for his youngest. Youngster.

      You're old when your youngest needs a sitter for you.
    4. Re:Old? by PresidentEnder · · Score: 0, Troll

      You're old when your youngest needs a sitter for you. Youngster. You're old when your youngest's youngest needs a sitter for your youngest.
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    5. Re:Old? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Ha! How about going off to college?

      And to the next poster, yeah, I remember the '60s versions of stuff... I even have an MP3 of the groovy 60's Spiderman theme song lying around somewhere on my hard drive.

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    6. Re:Old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youngster.

      You're old when your youngest needs a sitter for you. I think that was the best played "In Soviet Russia" joke in a long time.

      Well done, sir!
    7. Re:Old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're old when your youngest needs a sitter for his youngest. Youngster.

      You're old when your youngest needs a sitter for you. Youngster.

      You're old when your youngest needs a sitter too!
    8. Re:Old? by Heembo · · Score: 1

      You're old when your youngest needs a sitter for you. Youngster. You're old when you live in a home full of sitters that provide you with daily scheduled activities.
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  2. Issue # 90 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the best one. Go read it.

    1. Re:Issue # 90 by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      Sure, Iron Man is great and all, but can it run Linux?

  3. this just in... by Captain+Murdock · · Score: 3, Funny

    movie reviews on slashdot

    1. Re:this just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See header on page.

      NEW FOR NERDS, STUFF THAT MATTERS

      Nuff said.

      Engage Marvel.

    2. Re:this just in... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And, judging by the daily updates, Iron Man has purchased quite a few front page promos.

      This is a refreshing change from Apple's iPhone stories, and the ones the Ruby people bought.

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    3. Re:this just in... by Merusdraconis · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wanna know how much it cost the Linux people.

    4. Re:this just in... by slugstone · · Score: 1

      But does it run Linux?

    5. Re:this just in... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      Well- I don't know about deals slashdot may have with anyone. I don't work for them or anyone associated with them. And I can't speak for any of the other front page articles, I didn't write or submit them. But in this case, I wrote a journal entry and for whatever reason, Taco put it on the front page.
       
      I'm guessing that the other people who submitted the other things on the front page were also readers like me. So I guess at the very worst you could say Slashdot has been payed to accept submissions about the movie. For there to be a lot of them getting approved, there still need to be people submitting them on their own, which means there needs to be interest.
       
      I don't watch the firehose too closely, but I bet lots of stuff related to the film is being submitted/journaled all the time. Interest in this film is very high amongst our community. Could there be some kind of payola going on? I guess. Does the recent number of stories about the film prove that this is happening? I don't think so.

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    6. Re:this just in... by arth1 · · Score: 1, Troll

      I never cease to be amazed at how people blindly swallow the latest fad pushed by Hollywood, and even pretend to have been fans all along.
      I guarantee you that there will be plenty of people out there now who will swear up and down how big a fan they were of Iron Man all along, and that they're not simply blowing with the wind like the gasbags they really are.

      I'm also disheartened by Hollywood's diminishing lack of new ideas -- it gets worse year by year, and while remakes and lifting ideas from other genres always has been a part of Hollywood, it becomes worse every year, to the point where actual innovation is pretty much dead by now.

      How much longer can they milk the superhero genre before it's dry?

    7. Re:this just in... by ravenshrike · · Score: 3, Informative

      Given that Marvel set up an in-house studio for any more of their movies directly because of what hollywood did to S3 and X3, Iron man can't really be considered hollywood in any real respect.

    8. Re:this just in... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Boys don't get periods. Enjoy your ulcerative colitis.

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    9. Re:this just in... by DerekLyons · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I never cease to be amazed at how people blindly swallow the latest fad pushed by Hollywood, and even pretend to have been fans all along. I guarantee you that there will be plenty of people out there now who will swear up and down how big a fan they were of Iron Man all along, and that they're not simply blowing with the wind like the gasbags they really are.

       
      Ah yes, Iron Man has been around for a forty five years - nobody could possibly have been a fan before. Marvel has just kept publishing his comics out of the goodness of their hearts, and various companies committed around $200 million for the movie and marketing because they had it just lying around as spare cash.
       
       

      I'm also disheartened by Hollywood's diminishing lack of new ideas

      I didn't know they had computers back in 1918 - let alone that they could timewarp the messages posted on said computers forward 90 years. (Because that's about when you message sounds like it was written.) Or maybe you are a time traveler. Or cryogenically preserved.
       
      Or maybe you simply are mistaken in your assumption that you know what the hell you are talking about.
       
       

      to the point where actual innovation is pretty much dead by now.

      Hollywood hasn't been about innovation since about 22 seconds after Edison tightened down the final screws on his movie camera. Hollywood has always been about putting butts in seats and cash in the bank.
       
       

      How much longer can they milk the superhero genre before it's dry?

      The milked the Western genre for damm near forty years, and still squeeze out a few drops even today. Then there is the War genre. The Romantic Comedy. The 'Road tox pictures, the Andy Hardy movies... Etc... Etc...
       
      Hollywood hasn't changed one bit in decades.
       
    10. Re:this just in... by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the movie version, the Mk. III Iron Man suit runs a proprietary OS with a voice-activated expert system with implausibly good semantic understanding.

      So presumably, it could run linux.

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    11. Re:this just in... by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      No shit. Get a story about space, engineering, IT, physics or something else and you'll see exactly how many extremely intelligent people frequent this site. How long is it before those people stop coming because of the panderings of the company de jour?

    12. Re:this just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit. Get a story about space, engineering, IT, physics or something else and you'll see exactly how many extremely intelligent people frequent this site. How long is it before those people stop coming because of the panderings of the company de jour? They can hide categories of stories they don't want to see, and so can you, so stfu and use the tools that have been given to you so that you won't have to come here and fucking whine to everyone.
    13. Re:this just in... by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right, I should turn off that category. How do I turn off the spam category for subscribers again?

    14. Re:this just in... by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

      Need.... mod...points...oh god thats the best response to the "dose it run Linux?"

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    15. Re:this just in... by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 2

      Better comic books than SNL spin-offs...

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    16. Re:this just in... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      I never claim to be a comic book fan, but I do admit that they make excellent movies becaus eyou can wrap up an entire arc of a comic line in 2 or so hours. If I had to sit through months of reading this crap i'd probably hang myself.

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    17. Re:this just in... by the_raptor · · Score: 1

      Right, because extremely intelligent people never like comic books and movies. No, they all sit at home reading Tolstoy and listening to opera.

      Oh and by the way nerd/geek doesn't imply intelligence. It just implies a fascination with non-mainstream interests and hobbies. It just happens that lots of extremely intelligent people happen to be geeks.

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    18. Re:this just in... by tholomyes · · Score: 1

      Totally, because the story of a mechanics geek who builds a flying robotic suit with an AI interface has absolutely nothing to do with engineering, IT, or physics. I mean, it's obviously only the sort of fiction that an unintelligent company like Raytheon would work on.
      When will these losers stop reading "news for nerds" anyway?

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    19. Re:this just in... by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      If you were one of them you would have understood the point of the post. So, to hold your hand through the process, I have come up with a simple question in two parts:

      Does the population of Slashdot like being pandered to, and are nerds likely to get upset at such blatant advertising?

      Also, I cannot think of a more mainstream medium than a big budget, massively advertised, CG-filled movie, regardless of the subject matter or inspiration of the script.

    20. Re:this just in... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, Iron Man has been around for a forty five years - nobody could possibly have been a fan before.

      Not as many as now claim to be long time fans, which was my point.
      Look at the sales figures for the magazines, and you'll find that only a tiny fraction of a percent could possibly have read them on anything resembling a reoccurring basis. Yet now nearly everyone claims to be a long time fan, pretty much like with Spiderman, Firefly or Woodstock.

      People really are that shallow and impressionable, and the few real fans are drowned by the mass of gasbag conformists blowing in the winds created by marketing.

      No, I don't think this is a good thing, but probably unavoidable.
    21. Re:this just in... by DerekLyons · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ah yes, Iron Man has been around for a forty five years - nobody could possibly have been a fan before.

      Not as many as now claim to be long time fans, which was my point. Look at the sales figures for the magazines, and you'll find that only a tiny fraction of a percent could possibly have read them on anything resembling a reoccurring basis.

      I see. You, in your ignorance, make the mistake of conflating "fan" with "dedicated fan". In your universe, the casual fan does not exist.
       
      As with your comments about Hollywood, the universe you inhabit is very different from the real world.
       
       

      People really are that shallow and impressionable, and the few real fans are drowned by the mass of gasbag conformists blowing in the winds created by marketing.

      Ah, yes. Nobody could see the movie and enjoy it (and thus become fans) without being brainwashed by eeevil marketing.
       
      Once again, you haven't a clue as to what you are talking about. The shallowness in this discussion belongs to those who stereotype and then use that stereotype to set themselves above them.
    22. Re:this just in... by pressman · · Score: 1

      I read comic books as a pre-teen and teenager. It was fun reading and got my imagination going. Iron Man, Daredevil and X-Men were my favorites. Then literature, trade periodicals and technical manuals started to dominate my reading. My tastes changed as I got older.

      I'm not quite what all this whining about Johnny-Come-Lately fans is about. I probably haven't read an Iron Man comic in 20 years, but I'm excited about this movie and can claim to be a fan of the comic book, though not currently an active reader.

      I don't understand why people get so possessive about their comic books, cartoons, music, etc. I heard and enjoyed Metallica, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Jane's Addiction and The Red Hot Chili Peppers LONG before any of those bands were popular and didn't get upset when most of those bands got popular.

      True, they were no longer the little underground band that I could trot out to impress people with, but as long as they were making good music, who cares if they're popular? Metallica and RHCP pissed me off not by becoming wildly successful and popular, but because they stopped writing music that I enjoyed and started catering to the new fans with less underground or alternative tastes.

      So, I'm sorry that the world is now crowded with new "long time" Iron Man fans, but really... get over it. Judge the movie by watching it and forming your own opinions and stop whining about the Johnny Come Latelies. It's all very inconsequential to anything.

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    23. Re:this just in... by crashfrog · · Score: 1

      I'm also disheartened by Hollywood's diminishing lack of new ideas

      Depending on how you count, there are only about 7 (maybe as many as 12) different plots in the entire world, in any kind of work - film, the written word, theatre, anything. 7 plots, total, if even that. They were identified in ancient Greek times, though they were with us since someone first told a story around the fire.

      Hollywood isn't any less creative than anybody else. Nobody's come up with a new kind of story since paleolithic pre-history. All that happens is that the same stories are told, and re-told, with different names and settings and macguffins.

      There's not a single truly original work. Not ever. Not a single one you can name that isn't a pastiche, homage, or re-hash of some prior work. It all goes back to the original seven plots.

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    24. Re:this just in... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      True, they were no longer the little underground band that I could trot out to impress people with, but as long as they were making good music, who cares if they're popular? Metallica and RHCP pissed me off not by becoming wildly successful and popular, but because they stopped writing music that I enjoyed and started catering to the new fans with less underground or alternative tastes.

      That's your reason right there. Catering to a new audience almost invariably implies a change towards what the new audience wants, which tends to be something very different and not always palatable.
  4. Long time Iron Man fan... by finalnight · · Score: 1, Informative

    Used to love the 1990's cartoon. Saw the movie at its midnight showing on Thursday night. Excellent all around, though the ending battle was fairly short. Make sure you stick around after the credits to see the premiere of Samuel L. Jackson's NICK FURY!

    1. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thanks for spoiling the surprise, dickass.

      Spoiler? Wha???

      Put down the corporate-shill-crack-pipe, my friend. I would have felt mightily pissed to sit through 20 minutes of "3rd reserve gaffer to the animal trainer's assistant coffee-wench", only to watch a goddamned advertisement.

      Yes, advertisement. Wake up, people - "trailers" do not count as "content" to eagerly look forward to, they count as the same BS we pay $200-$400 for fancy digital VCR-like boxes that let us skip them.

      So, a hearty thank you to the GP post, for saving me from wasting an extra 20 minutes only to leave the theater infuriated.

    2. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let me get this straight. You don't like sitting through trailers, you don't like sitting through credits, and you would have been "infuriated" to have done either of those things. Unless there's someone at your local theater holding a gun to your head, your faux-outrage at being theoretically forced to do something that you never would have done in the first place is quite amusing. Me? I like a little easter egg after the credits. You? Well, you just keep raging against the machine, li'l mister too cool to get excited about an upcoming movie.

    3. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by dfedfe · · Score: 1
      No, you're making the mistaken assumption that advertisement is inherently bad, and, in particular, that advertisements cannot be entertaining. But neither of those is true, e.g. giving away free samples of food is advertising and is one form most people don't mind.

      You can't just claim that trailers do not count as content to be anticipated, because people clearly do view some trailers this way (the OP, for instance). Advertising is just some thing that spreads awareness of a product. As such it is only good or bad in particular instances.

    4. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by pla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unless there's someone at your local theater holding a gun to your head, your faux-outrage at being theoretically forced to do something that you never would have done in the first place is quite amusing.

      Who said anything about "forced"?

      Some movies really do put interesting "featurettes" after the credits... Pixar has done that a number of times, and I do not resent sitting through the credits for more actual content.
      However, the FP article made it sound like Iron Man would have something similar, and the post to which I responded acted annoyed that the GP outed the "surprise" as nothing more than the equivalent of a Rick-Roll.

      So yes, it would have greatly annoyed me to voluntarily (I neither said nor implied anything about "forced") sit through the credits expecting to see more actual content, only to watch an ad.


      Well, you just keep raging against the machine, li'l mister too cool to get excited about an upcoming movie.

      Hey, if you like calling yourself a "consumer", good for you. My time has value beyond the number of ad impressions The Sponsors can trick me into watching per minute. I have nothing against you getting excited to watch an ad, I simply have no desire whatsoever to do so myself.

    5. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

      You are entitled to your opinion but I saw it yesterday and about 10 people besides my friends and myself stuck around until the very end. Of those 10 I heard at least 5 of them say something like, "dude!" when the clip at the end started and I heard another 3 people in the parking lot talking about how awesome it was that it had that person show up.
      Admittedly it was opening day so these are probably the fans anyway but based on that your reaction is not the same as the reaction most people had.

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    6. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pffft!

      Like that's going to be better than David Hasslehoff's version. :-)

    7. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by ekgringo · · Score: 0

      I thought there might be a little extra after the credits and I actually waited through the initial set just to see. Unfortunately my bladder was already full to bursting since I didn't want to miss any of the action in the movies, so when the secondary credits started rolling with no bonus footage yet shown, I bolted for the bathroom and missed out.

    8. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was disappointed with that, too.

      I mean, I'm getting a little tired of every badass, comic-booky character getting played by Samuel L. "Motherf***ing" Jackson. It wasn't even his wallet.

      I mean, he got is own specially gay coloured lightsaber in the Star Wars films.

      So.. Props for being lucky enough to have been in Pulp Fiction, but enough, already. There're probably a thousand guys stoically auditioning for things that would be better choices than him. I don't even see the characters of the films he's in any more. I just see, SLJ doing stuff.

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    9. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by DudeTheMath · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip. I saw it yesterday ... and had to pee so I ducked out after the acting credits (I do usually sit through all of them). After seeing the OP's "stay for all the credits," I'm glad all I missed was a trailer that I can catch on the web in a few weeks.

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    10. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      When I saw it, there were a number of people saying, basically, "WTF? Nick Fury wasn't black."

      The thing is, in Marvel's new "Ultimate" line of comics, which is sort of a re-envisioned version of the Marvel heroes, Nick Fury is black. And my understanding is that they specifically modeled the character on Samuel L. Jackson. So this role isn't actually that big of a stretch.

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    11. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      It's not a trailer. I don't understand where people are getting that from. It's another scene of the movie, featuring a famous actor in a cameo as a well-known Marvel Comics character.

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    12. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up.

    13. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Look, I'm as racist as the next guy. But in this case it's Jackson, specifically, that I object to. I'm not suggesting that the role is a stretch. Rather, precisely the opposite: it's like he gets all the parts like this.

      to paraphrase the tagline from another of his movies, I'm sick and tired of all the MF'in MF'ers being played by SL"MF'in"J.

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    14. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by Superpants · · Score: 1

      I left just after the credits started. Thankfully, I suppose, after reading your reaction. I only really noticed a couple of products featured throughout namely LG and Audi, though I wasn't put off by them as intruding.

    15. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't tell me what I do and do not consider worthy of the title content. I like watching trailers. Many people do.

      Thanks GGP post for the heads up.

    16. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      Yes, advertisement. Wake up, people - "trailers" do not count as "content" to eagerly look forward to, they count as the same BS we pay $200-$400 for fancy digital VCR-like boxes that let us skip them. On TV ads are always irritating...but I always enjoyed watching the trailers when going to the cinemas - yes, I understand they're ads, but so what? They're enjoyable to watch. They don't interrupt half way through the movie and are generally interesting. They usually help everyone relax and get into the mood more too...

      ~Jarik
    17. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1

      As soon as I saw Nick Fury I immediately shouted "It's The HOFF!" Alas, it was Samuel L. Jackson.

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    18. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by cvas · · Score: 1

      I have nothing against you getting excited to watch an ad, I simply have no desire whatsoever to do so myself. No, you'll just come onto an Internet message board and act condescending to anyone who may have enjoyed a small fan moment. Feel free to act high and mighty if you respond to this, I sat through all the credits and I enjoyed the extra scene (oh sorry, advertisement....i r so dum, i r big sukr, plees taek mi monee Mr. Corperation). On top of that, I had already been spoiled as to what would happen!

      I could just as easily make an argument for your precious Pixar shorts being an ads as well.

    19. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just buy the tickets 10 minutes after the showtime, you'll walk in on the very end of the credits by the time you get through the small line (by this point) and get to the auditorium designated on your ticket.

      The ads serve two purposes: 1. advertisement 2. leeway for people running late. 3. Time when people can reserve their seat and one guy goes to the concession stands to get cheap snack "food"

      I say this from experience. I worked at a theatre. and it sucked. Never buy the food from the concession stand fyi. The gloves do nothing. The people behind the counter cough into them or wipe the sweat off their forehead with them.

    20. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by pressman · · Score: 1

      "3rd reserve gaffer to the animal trainer's assistant coffee-wench"

      I was really excited when I got my first best boy and gaffer credits. Those are actually pretty tough jobs. I REALLY want this position now. 3rd reserve gaffer?!?!?!?! Daily rate and the chance to probably never have to work at all and just hang out at the craft services table. AWESOME!

      The idea of a gaffer working with an animal trainer assistant coffee wench is a sublimely absurd idea.

      So the gaffer is responsible for managing the electrical planning for a production as well as the execution of the director of photography's lighting plans.

      So this position would be the 3rd.. no 4th actually... person called in to manage the electrical and lighting needs of the animal trainer's assistant coffee wench.

      What a brilliantly specific and pointless job. I love it!

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    21. Re:Long time Iron Man fan... by pressman · · Score: 1

      It's called typecasting... been around since the birth of theater and film.

      Get used to it.

      If a "type" played by a specific actor is bankable... count on that actor playing that part A LOT.

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  5. lol ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its not out here yet... but i downloaded the torrent last night.... Old news...

    1. Re:lol ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, have you been able to find anything but bad cams? There isn't a 'sync out yet is there?

  6. I have mixed feelings about this. by mikelieman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm desperate for *any* good movies! And I like comic books. I think that Robert Downy can do a good job with the character. And they don't screw up the franchise -- usually -- until the sequel or third...

    That said.

    I personally hold Tony Stark ( The Worlds Biggest Asshole ) responsible for the death of Steve Rogers ( Captain America for our new listeners ) and to be mostly responsible for the whole Hulk Thing *and* the freaking Thor Clone. ( I *know* that was actually Reed and Henry Pym's work, but of that faction, Tony was the clear leader. )

    Asshole.

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  7. Old? No. by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you still need a sitter for your kids, you're not old. Of course, it's a relative thing, but trust me. In a while, your kid will want to quit school to tour with some band called the "The Screaming Lemon Wedges" and you'll look back and think, "I really wasn't that old. NOW I'm old."

    1. Re:Old? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only your parents had known about birth control and used it.
      They have, obviously, failed to teach you any manners.

    2. Re:Old? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a young whiny punk and I live with my parents but I think I'm independent even though my mom buys and does everything for me waaaaaah!! Fixd.
    3. Re:Old? No. by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      most of you can't even take responsibility for your own retirement without saddling me and my generation with the bill as though we are responsible for your lack of planning. as a group you're therefore like a bunch of impotent asshats cryin' for mama, in the form of big government, so just piss off already. Actually, if it weren't for politicians robbing the SS Fund to help pay for illegitimate kids spawn by lazy musicians, crackheads, and "artists" of YOUR generation there might actually BE something in the fund for our generation. Granted, we should take some responsibility but the money came from US!

    4. Re:Old? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check your sources, buppy.
        If it wasn't for Reagan robbing SS to fund reaganomics, there would still be more than enough there for your generation.

    5. Re:Old? No. by ravenshrike · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thus proving that you don't know anything about SS. There is no fund. By law, the government cannot hold money in trust or invest it.

    6. Re:Old? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to define taxes as men stealing your money at gunpoint.

      Oh outrageously selfish, libertarian pricks. What would Slashdot be without you?

    7. Re:Old? No. by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      Oh brother. A semantic argument. Aren't you clever...how you did that...just then....that was witty....right there....that...that little hook on my teeny misstatement. OH you're gooooood.

      Asshat.

    8. Re:Old? No. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      His point is, the SS fund will be there. It 'going away' is republican crap. They've been trying to kill it since it's inception, always saying in the next generation it will be gone. Talk to people who actually study it for a living.

      IT wasn't a tiny misstatement, it was a completely incorrect statement. His correction is good. If you mistyped something, well that's your fuck up.

      Of course, if you understood the system, you wuold realize why the so called 'fair tax' isn't fair and why it wouldn't work.

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  8. I saw it by Starteck81 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I saw it last night. I think it is hands down the best Marvel based movie I have seen. Good plot,pace and special effects. The pace was so good that I didn't realize that two hours had passed and was surprised when the movie started to wrap up.

    p.s. When you go see the movie stay until the end of the credits for a nice surprise.

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    1. Re:I saw it by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >I think it is hands down the best Marvel based movie I have seen.

      Isnt that like saying "Whoa, that's a pretty tall midget."

    2. Re:I saw it by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      p.s. When you go see the movie stay until the end of the credits for a nice surprise.


      Spoiler! At the very end of the credits you get a lead-in to the next movie. Surprise! Nick Nolte is going to play Mandarin!
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    3. Re:I saw it by MaXMC · · Score: 1

      I hate it when that happens... Everyone got up and left and I was running late for my bus (which I missed anyway...) so what was it? What did I miss?
      Message me?

    4. Re:I saw it by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      I agree, it was a great movie.

      However, the soundtrack was a near-total misfire. If ever a movie cried out for an all-metal soundtrack, this one was it.

      I couldn't believe how weak the score was during the first Iron Man fight. Instead of building the moment, it brought the scene down. They should have played "Iron Man" right there instead of at the end.

  9. Re:Iron by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, it means you're in junior high school.

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  10. Re:GNAA Penis Rocket To The Moon Project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You're not doing it right.

  11. The best indicator of my enjoyment of a film... by nodrogluap · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I usually trust Rotten Tomatoes, they haven't let me down so far, and Iron man is "Fresh". Of course, there may be false negatives, but I haven't encountered any false positives in the last few years.

    1. Re:The best indicator of my enjoyment of a film... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rotten Tomatoes has 57% for Transformers. wtf mate?

    2. Re:The best indicator of my enjoyment of a film... by gobbo · · Score: 1

      Rotten Tomatoes has 57% for Transformers. wtf mate? You're right, that's generous for that excremental piece of eyecandy brainfluff.
    3. Re:The best indicator of my enjoyment of a film... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Good special effects does not a good movie make, and Transformers was evidence of that. It was average at best.

    4. Re:The best indicator of my enjoyment of a film... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh ya? how about cloverfield. that was the worst movie i have ever seen. rotten tomatoes loves it...

    5. Re:The best indicator of my enjoyment of a film... by morari · · Score: 1

      If you can even call that good special effects. CGI does nothing to convince me of the feats in a film, it all looks fake due to a combination of poor lighting, texturing, or animation. Giant robots may avoid some of those problems simply from being shiny, mechanical characters, but the Transformers' general redesign and overabundance of human story elements made sure that the film would be a letdown. That is assuming that you even can be letdown after seeing Micheal Bay's name on a film... You just kind of have to expect mediocrity (and explosions!) at that point.

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    6. Re:The best indicator of my enjoyment of a film... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, no? Didn't see "Pan's Labyrinth" or "The Fountain" then?

      The current rating for "The fountain" is much lower than I remember it when I decided to go watch the film. I seem to recall 87% at the time. I wonder if historical freshness is available.

    7. Re:The best indicator of my enjoyment of a film... by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      Big deal that it's "Fresh" - anything over 60% gets that. The fact that it got a 94% is impressive.

      I saw it on Saturday (and I, like CmdrTaco, had to get a sitter), and LOVED it. That is what I want a superhero movie to be. Plenty of action, decent sense of humor, a little romance, and a lot of "kickass!" from the audience. Better than Xmen 2/3 or that last Superman. Actually, Iron Man's one of the best I've seen in a while.

      Glad it was as good as the trailer made it seem. Now go make me another sequel, Favreau(/Hogan)!

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    8. Re:The best indicator of my enjoyment of a film... by pressman · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem with Transformers was a severe lacking of Transformers in the film.

      There just weren't enough of them and they got way too little screen time.

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    9. Re:The best indicator of my enjoyment of a film... by mink · · Score: 1

      I believe someone here (or at the register) once said "Transformers was the best LEGO Bionacle movie ever!".

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  12. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We heard this story the other day but probably with a better description and little less subliminal complaining.

    What is up with making the reference to the anti-U.S. remark.
    Give me a review of the movie and not the product placement or more bias against the U.S. around here, the whole thing is about the strong suit what are you smoking.

    I think most of these comic book movies are great because it bring to life what we all used to watch on cartoons/comic books/trading cards as kids with all the X-Men series, which got past all the other cheesy comic book heroes in the past and stepped up the story line.

    "Phenomenal.... Awesome....." Ok there Jim Rome

    Anyways since I know the people around here don't support Hollywood, MPAA and are all about Indie films since they seem to be the best films produced.
    Here is a link for some of you clones so you don't have to 'pay the man' and be seen as having a weak spine.
    http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4168579/Iron_Man_2008_(SUBBED)_cam_READ_NFO_DivX-KingBen

    1. Re:Huh? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      This was just a journal entry of mine that got promoted to the front page. Surprised me - but anyway it is not a review. Just me making a post that would be read by my friends.
       
      I didn't make any anti-US remark. All I'm saying is that they try to be anti-war without being anti-military and it was interesting to watch them walk that line. If you think that there was not intentional writing to bring up the issue you haven't seen the film. It is not just about the suit. And I don't smoke anything.
       
      I don't know who Jim Rome is - but I talk that way. I figure it this way - you are an ass and my vocabulary may not be the best when I write journals on slashdot. I know I'm glad I fall into that category as opposed to yours.

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    2. Re:Huh? by gobbo · · Score: 1

      Don't sweat it stoolpigeon, the AC is barely literate, and has trouble both reading your post and writing coherently. I liked your observation about the film's attempt at a military vs. war dialectic, some reviewers missed it.

    3. Re:Huh? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      Thanks - you can read a good review by a well-known, top notch scientist and slashdot reader right here. Has some nice comments from a unique (to me anyway) perspective.

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    4. Re:Huh? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      I didn't make any anti-US remark. All I'm saying is that they try to be anti-war without being anti-military and it was interesting to watch them walk that line. What the hell else is a movie going to do with that shit going on right now? They have a goal of projecting what most people will relate to. Otherwise, there will be a media scat festival about how anti-US the movie is.

      Jim Rome sucks. He's an ESPN newscaster who tries to be controversial but comes across as someone who isn't even articulate enough to qualify for Fox News. Most opinions he expresses are just contrary for the sake of being contrary, as a result, his knuckle-dragging audience thinks he's smart and witty, or something.

      I wouldn't compare you to him, you are more an Alan Colmes in my mind.

  13. tripe... by owlnation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So this is the third slashvertisment for this movie in a week. Obviously the marketing department of this movie is running scared. They're trying to make sure enough people get to see it before the reviewers get to them.

    I've no idea if the movie is good or not, but this level of marketing push suggests -- very strongly -- that they've a potential turkey on their hands.

    Oh, and can this please be the very last time this movie is advertised here.

    1. Re:tripe... by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Umm, yeah, it's just so obvious the movie must suck since it keeps showing up here. Does all of your logic come from substance abuse?

    2. Re:tripe... by Renaissance+2K · · Score: 1

      So this is the third slashvertisment for this movie in a week. Obviously the marketing department of this movie is running scared. They're trying to make sure enough people get to see it before the reviewers get to them.

      The 94% rating on Rotten Tomatoes finds your theory silly.

    3. Re:tripe... by Mix+Master+Nixon · · Score: 1

      I want to see this, and I have heard very little to suggest that it's anything other than quite good. Robert Downey, Jr. is, to my mind, flawless casting for the role.

      Having said that, fuck off with the slashvertizing. If I wanted to read Aint It Cool News, I'd read Aint It Cool News. And I don't want to.

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    4. Re:tripe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of us find this interesting. A lot of us are big comic book fans. Do you speak for all of us?

      For the record, I don't work in the industry, just got back from seeing it and quite liked it.

      Not really based on real world physics :) But hey, you can't have everything.

    5. Re:tripe... by robertss · · Score: 1

      Just watched it. I don't think the marketing department has much to worry about. The film was incredible. Seriously one of the best movies I've seen and easily the best comic-book movie ever released. Rotten Tomatoes backs it up: 94% fresh.

    6. Re:tripe... by Mix+Master+Nixon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does all of your logic come from substance abuse?

      No, just the really awesome logic.

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    7. Re:tripe... by Mex · · Score: 1

      Ugh, are you serious? There's been a ton of reviews since day 0 and they are overwhelmingly positive.

      I saw it and it does deserve the current 94%+ rating on rottentomatoes.

      It's not a "Turkey", it's pretty entertaining. I'd even call it "good".

      But yeah, keep on hatin' from your basement.

    8. Re:tripe... by chromatic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So this is the third slashvertisment for this movie in a week.

      Yeah, how dare the founder of this site post things that interest him? I'm as incensed as you are that not every article posted here in the past decade has amused me sufficiently, for free.

    9. Re:tripe... by phuul · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well since the reviews of this movie have been out for days and that most of them have been very positive I don't think they have any fear of the reviewers getting to them. They are more likely hoping that "the reviewers get to them" as well as anyone who has seen the movie. I've read very few overall negative comments on the movie from fans and the average joe.

      The other problem I have with you comment is that it's in response to someone's short review of the film. It's not an ad but a person saying that the movie had some weaknesses but overall it was a good time. Something that I think that many, if not most, of the people reading slashdot just might be interested in. In addition, your opinion might also carry a bit more weight if you had actually seen the movie and confirmed it as "tripe..."

    10. Re:tripe... by NMerriam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, it must be horrible because everyone has been talking about it for weeks and 99% of the reviews are overwhelmingly positive.

      If anyone involved with the film is running scared, it's the folks dragging the huge bags of cash from the theaters to the bank.

      FWIW, I saw it last night and thought it was easily one of the best comic book movies ever made. As good as, say, Batman Begins, but much more FUN to watch and less theatrical and dramatic. RDJr was PERFECT as Tony Stark, and they wisely capitalized on that fact. Even most of the women I know who aren't into action films at all are interested in the movie because they like RDJr, and I don't think they'll be disappointed watching him clearly having a blast for two hours.

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    11. Re:tripe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Obviously the marketing department of this movie is running scared. They're trying to make sure enough people get to see it before the reviewers get to them."

      I don't know who modded this as "insightful," but they should clearly be relieved of any further mod privileges. The movie has been screened repeatedly for all sorts of media outlets and the reviews have been overwhelmingly positive. Every reviewer alive has been given access to the final cut of the film and reviewers have "gotten to us" for weeks now. There's nothing even vaguely fucking insightful about this easily disproven post, and you should be ashamed for marking it so.

    12. Re:tripe... by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Well, let's be fair here.... saying it's the best comic-book movie isn't a far stretch when you look at the stinkers of Catwoman, Elektra, Daredevil (yes, it sucked), the Ang Lee Incredible Hulk (Sorry, Ang, but you did an awesome Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, but a lousy Hulk movie), the third X-Men movie (the first two were alright), the last Blade movie.... really, the only competition Iron Man has for "best comic-book movie" should be the Spider-Man movies, and I have yet to see #3, so I can't judge that one.

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    13. Re:tripe... by felipekk · · Score: 2, Informative

      On Rotten Tomatoes Iron Man currently has 94%. That is VERY GOOD.

    14. Re:tripe... by 0123456789 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're being a bit quick to judge, there. There are plenty of good films that started out as comic books. Off the top of my head, there's Batman Begins, History of Violence, Sin City, V for Vendetta... And that's ignoring Japanese cinema (Akira, Ghost in the Shell are both really good films).

    15. Re:tripe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it must be horrible because sad comic book dweebs have been talking about it for weeks

      Fixed that for you.

    16. Re:tripe... by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      except that not everyone views the site for "free", some people subscribe.

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    17. Re:tripe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This posting is rated "Insightful?" There were a dozen or so rave reviews of this movie available on the web before the comment above was posted. If the poster wants to shoot his mouth off without taking the thirty seconds it would have taken to check his theory, fine, I just wanted to point out that the bar for "Insightful" seems to be set pretty low.

    18. Re:tripe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note: meant to post this as a reply to the parent.

    19. Re:tripe... by magnusrex1280 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Actually, it was fantastic.

    20. Re:tripe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except that not everyone views the site for "free", some people subscribe.

      Subscribing to slashdot doesn't give you any rights. People who do it, do it because they like the site enough that they wish to support it. It's certainly not because of extra content (there is none), lack of ads (adblock works fine), or seeing articles a few minutes in advance (yeah, you can probably avoid the slashdotting if you want to read the article, but you could also just wait a bit longer until the traffic dies down).

      In other words, if you don't think you're getting your money's worth, stop subscribing. You still don't have a right to complain.

    21. Re:tripe... by woods01 · · Score: 0

      Yeah not sure why this is on SlashDot. Been see'ing more and more of these types of articles on SlashDot lately. What's next cooking recipes with Emeril?

    22. Re:tripe... by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Well, like I said, even most of the women I know (in the 25-35 age range) who don't care about comics have been talking about the movie. Somehow I managed to live this long without realizing what a sex figure RDJr is to so women of my generation. And Iron Man is all about him playing the cocky, condescending asshole (with a vulnerable side!) that really turns them on.

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    23. Re:tripe... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Dude, you will hardly ever find negative reviews on a movie prior to it's release. They are technically 'previews', but the only folks who see the movie prior to release tend to have their hand in the cookie jar.

      Not knocking this movie as I will see it on DVD, but if you are going by previews, you will find titles such as Waterworld "stellar".

    24. Re:tripe... by chromatic · · Score: 1

      Subscribers can be incensed if they want. That's up to them.

    25. Re:tripe... by phuul · · Score: 1

      Um, I'm not sure how you think movies are reviewed but the preview showings in the week before the release are for the movie critics. You know so they can get the reviews done before the Friday paper comes out. I'm not talking about previews a month or more before the release, it's the showings that are done explicitly for the critics. Do other people get into those? Of course they do, usually from radio and studio promotion give aways. Having an actual audience also lets the critics gauge public response.

      As for the average people I've seen comment on it, some saw it at a midnight showing and some saw it last night. So I'm pretty sure that these people, quite a few of them who I know personally, don't "have their hand in the cookie jar."

    26. Re:tripe... by sir+fer · · Score: 0

      and you trust reviewers? when was the last time a friend recommended a movie to you and it sucked? I run out of fingers for that one. I watched "Unforgiven" last night..fuckin awesome film

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    27. Re:tripe... by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      No, i don't care about any individual reviewer's opinion, but as a collective, it's usually a good indicator of whether or not something will be good or successful, yeah. Hence the metareview sites like rottentomatoes (where IM has a 94% rating, which is unusually good). If that many people who see something think it's good (and give reasons that sound like reasons I'd like it), I'll certainly give it a shot. Otherwise you're left picking movies at random based on the press kit, which is a lot less accurate than any review.

      Unforgiven is indeed an excellent movie. I think most reviewers agreed.

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    28. Re:tripe... by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

      Not really based on real world physics :) But hey, you can't have everything. Nope just comic book physics :)
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    29. Re:tripe... by sanggye_dorje · · Score: 1

      Never listen to reviewers myself, um think Titanic, rottentomatoes give it an 82% and it is one of the biggest pieces of crap ever made. I like comic book movies, and will see this one when it comes out on DVD. Though in the Marvel Universe I always found Iron Man to be the second to last of my unfavorable characters, one over Captain America.

    30. Re:tripe... by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      I agree, Iron man was never a particularly compelling character for me (or most folks I knew who read comics). I've liked him even less since he got involved in politics. But the movie is vastly more interesting than the comic character (in part because of the fun script, mostly because of RDJr).

      It's more entertaining than the Spider-Man movies (it has no real dumb moments, massive plot holes, or people doing stupid things ridiculously out of character) and as good as the plotting and character in Batman Begins, without being as melancholy.

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    31. Re:tripe... by LS · · Score: 1

      Are you so sure that he's not getting paid to post these stories? There are marketing budgets for getting your advertising out through more subtle channels like blogs (such as slashdot and digg). Just because a site is free, is it ok for the author to hoodwink those reading his site?

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    32. Re:tripe... by chromatic · · Score: 1

      Are you so sure that he's not getting paid to post these stories?

      Yes.

      I mean, you could believe that a marketer somewhere coerced both the journal author into writing the one-paragraph blurb and Taco into finding and publishing it, but Taco's way too lazy to make a conspiracy work.

      When I was ten years old, I was riding in the car with my father and I realized that just about everybody everywhere who had a job eventually sold something. Maybe they didn't sell it directly, but their business eventually sold things. I don't understand why some people on Slashdot find it surprising that many of the products discussed on this site are available for sale -- or do you think Microsoft pays for all of the Vista stories here, just to keep their names in the geek public eye?

    33. Re:tripe... by raduf · · Score: 1

      OR this could be a sign that the movie is good. I personally saw it two days ago and it rocked, but of course since i'm just a dummy account of some marketing company what do i know.

    34. Re:tripe... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It's an Iron Man movie. It belongs here on /.

      And it's an excellent movie.

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  14. Reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Salon.com – favorable, mostly on Robert Downey Jr.'s performance

  15. Ironman? by CyZooNiC · · Score: 0

    For some reason I feel like I have to go buy an Audi now.

  16. Someone is a tad obsessed about Iron Man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't forget to see Iron Man. If you do forget, Slashdot won't like you any more.

  17. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And tricking Spidey into unmasking.

    Stark sucks. Freedom ftw!

  18. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 4, Funny

    What??? Captain America is dead??!?! Thanks for the SPOILER ALERT!!

    At least the rest of the media world had the decency to not ruin it for us like you just did...

  19. What??? by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

    Listen, the movie sounds interesting, at least.

    But, come on - why is this a Slashdot story? This is the THIRD story about it - the first was the science of it, OK fine. The exoskeleton thing had nothing to do with Iron Man - it's been in development for years (I've seen videos before I ever heard of the movie).

    And now this? Come on.... I'm not suggesting it's a horrible film, but what's the big deal? It's just a movie, ads on TV have been saying the same thing - the movie has been released, yes fine - but on Slashdot?

    Or is one of the editors and astroturfer? *gasp*

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    1. Re:What??? by gobbo · · Score: 1

      I'm not suggesting it's a horrible film, but what's the big deal? It's just a movie, ads on TV have been saying the same thing - the movie has been released, yes fine - but on Slashdot? "News for Nerds." Movie character invents flying armour suit with rockets and lasers and AI. Movie doesn't suck. Comic book aficionados satisfied.

      What's not to get? Your local daily newspaper has a whole section devoted to culture and arts.
    2. Re:What??? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      And now this? Come on.... I'm not suggesting it's a horrible film, but what's the big deal? It's just a movie, ads on TV have been saying the same thing - the movie has been released, yes fine - but on Slashdot?

      Yeah, 'cause no tech website with a bunch of geeks and techies should ever show anything related to comic-books and the movies they generate -- that would be silly.

      Seriously, has it not occurred to you that Slashdot is largely populated with the people who are the core demographic to go and see this movie, and we're all interested to see if it lives up to is?

      Really, do you think Slashdot should have articles on how to wax your chest and pick up chicks? That's the job of Maxim and FHM. Around here, we cover the comic movies, things in orbit, and new versions of Ubuntu -- you know, News for Nerds.

      If you don't like the movie, don't read the articles about it. Whining about the fact that everyone else wants to know about it serves no purpose. As a percentage, Slashdot probably has more comic fans than most other sites.

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    3. Re:What??? by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      Listen, the movie sounds interesting, at least. ...
      But, come on - why is this a Slashdot story? This is the THIRD story about it ...
      I'm not suggesting it's a horrible film, but what's the big deal? Haven't seen the movie and am really looking forward to it, just so you know... but slashdot already beat it to death, and now they have to say it was released? The stock iGoogle homepage says the same thing... and anybody who cares already knows.

      Just saying. It really wasn't a flame, even if it sounded like one. But this 'story' and Slashdot's obsession with the film (such as shoehorning it into things that aren't related to it) is a little suspicious, to me.
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    4. Re:What??? by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. My main point wasn't that this article was stupid and useless - by itself it would be fine, even if most people already knew.

      This is the third whole article about it in the last week. One of them (the exoskeleton one) had nothing to do with Iron Man, except that the technology (in development for years now) is somewhat similar to the Iron Man guy.

      And it got "Iron Man" in the title, for no substantive reason. I'm just a little suspicious is all.

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    5. Re:What??? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Three articles a week is actually quite a small number. Did you not see the dozens of iPhone stories each week when that was coming out?

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    6. Re:What??? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. With the coming Slashdot Shortage and all, I would be pissed if they wasted all our Slashdot on something like this.

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    7. Re:What??? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Capitalizing on the science aspect of a movie is a GOOD thing.
      Robots, power suit, comics, cool computer visual? What could the editors possibly be thinking!

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  20. If you had a doubt... by endlessoul · · Score: 2, Interesting
    That this movie is good, then your doubts are misplaced.

    There is nothing I did not like about this movie. The acting is great from all parties. The effects are, simply put, awesome. The product placement can be a little off-putting, but what placement isn't? (American cheeseburger. How quaint.)

    I am willing to see it again. This has to be one of my favorite superhero movies of all time. Probably the mest movie yet in 2008.

    1. Re:If you had a doubt... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I am willing to see it again. This has to be one of my favorite superhero movies of all time. Probably the mest movie yet in 2008. Talk about setting low bars...
    2. Re:If you had a doubt... by raduf · · Score: 1

      Well it _did_ have a rather weak character development. But i'm used to anime and dead-tree books so i probably have way too high expectations. Other than that it rocked.

  21. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
    I'm desperate for *any* good movies! If you can survice the language and not-very-special effects, try Nigerian movies.

    Yes, my youngest has passed his drving test, and No, I am not Nigerian.

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  22. Disappointed by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

    An anti-war movie. Gee, how thoroughly unoriginal. They should have used the early Iron Man comics as the basis for the movie. For example, this classic:

    The Invincible Iron Man


    1. Re:Disappointed by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      An anti-war movie. Gee, how thoroughly unoriginal. They should have used the early Iron Man comics as the basis for the movie. For example, this classic: You're hilarious.
      The original Iron Man was anti-Vietnam.
      Then the story was updated to be anti-Gulf War.
      Now it's anti-Gulf War 2.

      If you find the anti-war message offensive, you're going to be sorely dissappointed by the majority of comic books. Of course, you're probably just be trolling with your "I shat my pance" picture.
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    2. Re:Disappointed by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Eh, the problem is that the way they attempted to make the movie anti-war and anti-gun was fucking stupid. Yes, you occasionally get illegal arms deals(although not that often with US arms since they tend to be quite expensive compared to soviet/china crap and without adequate training the difference between a bunch of M-16s and a bunch of AK-47s is negligible. No, I take that back, the M-16 is more finicky and harder to keep in working order). No, you don't give people arms in boxes with the fucking LOT NUMBERS on the side. Not to mention the fact that the reason Stane was doing this was to make money, but there's no way the pissant little warlord in the movie would have been able to afford one Jericho missle. A tomahawk, which at this point is old tech, costs about a mil and a half. A single one of those missles in the movie would easily go for over 10. Yet for some reason Stane, after the idiots have failed utterly, gives them anywhere from 4-6 at the minimum.

  23. I was never really into comic books by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    I never was really into comic books - so I have no knowledge or concerns as it relates to following the original story line. As much as I'm sure there were excellent stories in comic books... I can't say I was all that into comic books my self. You had to get it monthly or else be dropped out of the story line. I discovered decent comic book stores later on and it was at least possible to pickup "some" older issues, but you had to get there. If you lived in a major city not an issue, but if you lived in a smaller town... forget about it.

    I think there was an option to mail order comics but... but dollar per page was rather high, and story per month was pretty low.

    Regardless... I found the format to be a huge hassle.

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  24. Old? Old is remembering the animated "iron Man" by IvyKing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jeez - I'm old enough to remmber the animated versions of the Marvel comics frrom the mid-60's, along with Iron Man, there was Thor, Captain America, Prince Naimor and of coure, The Hulk. What's even worse is remembering the theme songs for each of these shows.

    1. Re:Old? Old is remembering the animated "iron Man" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can remember the theme songs... see the movie. I was the only one in the theater who chuckled with I heard Rhodey's cell phone.

    2. Re:Old? Old is remembering the animated "iron Man" by IvyKing · · Score: 1

      If you can remember the theme songs... see the movie. I was the only one in the theater who chuckled with I heard Rhodey's cell phone.


      Thanks for the tip. Reminds me of "Phenomenom" where I was the only one in the theater who noted the joke with Forrest Whittakers call-sign (WB6QLF - the 'QLF' means 'try sending with your left foot') - the other people in the theater were giving me weird looks.
  25. Iron Man? by thesandtiger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    More like, TOTALLY FREAKIN' AWESOME, MAN!

    I'm a comics fangirl, but never have I been much into Iron Man - generally speaking, I could just never get into the character. However, I do like the Ultimates version of Iron Man and had been hoping that the movie version was more like that and I was not disappointed. Robert Downey, Jr. did a fantastic job. This is easily the best Marvel comic movie that's been put out and is at or near the quality of Batman Begins. Or, this movie is as good as "Fantastic Four 2: What the FUCK were they THINKING?" was bad.

    I saw it at 2:30 yesterday, digital theater with stadium seating - the place was packed. The audience was a pretty good mix of various groups, and it seemed like everyone really enjoyed the film. 90% of them took off before the end of the credits, though and missed a scene that personally I thought was great, but I could see how someone less knowledgeable of comic lore might not really care about.

    I won't offer any spoilers, save to say that there were numerous little bits that show the direction the (obvious) sequels will follow, and I am completely psyched for those.

    Also, the trailers were like a never-ending stream of awesome. Dark Knight, Hulk and Indiana Jones, it's going to be a FANTASTIC movie season for me.

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    1. Re:Iron Man? by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm a comics fangirl To immediately fill your In-Box with marriage proposals, please indicate whether you also use Linux.

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    2. Re:Iron Man? by Slotty · · Score: 1

      Reason why this was good. First film by Marvel Studios. You can tell that the comic book people had more of a roll in this one than any of the previous ones. It is very much comic book season at the cinemas. Not that anyone's complaining

    3. Re:Iron Man? by morari · · Score: 1

      This is easily the best Marvel comic movie that's been put out and is at or near the quality of Batman Begins. Is is near the "quality" of Batman Begins?

      That seals it, there is no way I'm going to waste my time watching Iron Man now. Batman Begins was one big cliche after another, conveniently wrapped up in a world that tried far too hard to seem dark and grungy. Christopher Nolan may have botched his remake of Insomnia, but he really dropped the ball with Batman. Maybe he should have spent more time on the story as it related to the Scarecrow and left out the entire shadowy organization and its plans for world domination.

      That said, the next Batman film looks to be much better. If they want it to be "dark and serious", making it more intimate and psychological is the way to do it. From what I've seen, Dark Knight looks to be moving in that direction. Still, I can't help but miss Tim Burton to some extent. Though to be fair, his last several films have been absolutely horrible. Corpse Bride was pretty decent, but was an obvious cash-in for all of the Nightmare Before Christmas fans (from the style and themes, right down to many of the characters).

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    4. Re:Iron Man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, but I heard that ...

      The serious side of the film is not the films [sic] strong suit. So apparently you can take his suit seriously ...
    5. Re:Iron Man? by Trespass · · Score: 1

      I'm a comics fangirl To immediately fill your In-Box with marriage proposals, please indicate whether you also use Linux. Huhuh- you said 'in-box'.
    6. Re:Iron Man? by ABasketOfPups · · Score: 1

      Well, to each his own, but Batman Begins is generally liked and made a ton of money, so "really dropped the ball" is a stretch. And I like Tim Burton, I really do, but the best thing about the first Batman was the music, and the best thing about the second was Catwoman, and in both cases the films had serious problems, like terrible, terrible dialogue and really useless villians (Walken's character, in Batman Returns, was a complete waste of a Walken appearance). Both looked nice though.

    7. Re:Iron Man? by Todd+Fisher · · Score: 0

      To immediately fill your In-Box with penis enlargement spam, please indicate whether you also live with your parents.

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    8. Re:Iron Man? by thesandtiger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Alas, I use OSX, so I guess I'll just get a lot of attention from gay men.

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    9. Re:Iron Man? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      For a comic book movie, BB was *fantastic*. Personally, I liked the somewhat more realistic approach to Batman much better than the overly stylized Burton version. Which is not to say the first Batman wasn't great fun, but not my cuppa. It always annoyed me that each film had Bruce Wayne with a different woman, no explanation of what happened, just moving on along. No character development at all, unless you count Bats coming out of the closet in "Batman and Robin." :p

      In BB they had to re-launch the franchise and set up a larger world - both of which they did well. The super-secret shadow organization is, I suspect, going to be an ongoing thing that Batman has to deal with - and I like that. Putting the one movie into a larger, coherent context is a good thing, IMO. Which is also one of the things I liked about IM: it isn't just a one-off thing, he's been put into a larger framework, making the world more believable and interesting.

      Also, Burton bores me. Yeah, goth, creepy-cute, got it. Blah.

      Anyway, I had a fantastic time at both IM and BB, and that's really all that matters. :)

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    10. Re:Iron Man? by Repton · · Score: 1

      Dude!

      How can you possibly contemplate marriage without knowing which distro she uses?

      I mean, what if you make it down the aisle, only to discover that she's a Gentoo fan, while you're pure debian? Divorce city!

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    11. Re:Iron Man? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Just say you use BSD with a proprietary UI on expensive, but stable hardware. Most of us male geeks have been fooled worse by women.

    12. Re:Iron Man? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If that comment was sauce, it would be 'Awesome Sauce'

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  26. Iron Man Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    interesting review of it from an advanced preview over at http://www.fluxbox.co.uk/2008/05/02/iron-man-a-review/

  27. It's a mediocre movie by Animats · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's a serviceable, but mediocre superhero movie. Worse than any of the Batman or Spiderman franchises. Worse than the second Fantastic 4 movie. On a par, maybe, with "Supergirl". It's better than the other comic book derivative with Howard Hughes, "The Rocketeer", but that's not saying much.

    Marvel Studios isn't the next Pixar. More like the next DisneyToons, the "Crap Sequel Division" of Disney (Cinderella III, Bambi II, Brother Bear 2, The Lion King 1½, The Lion King 2, Lady and the Tramp 2) working to milk the last possible dollar out of each franchise.

    Stay home and play through GTA IV. Wait for "Speed Racer" next week.

    1. Re:It's a mediocre movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse than any of the Batman or Spiderman franchises

      The old Batman movies were pretty bad, but Begins was frigging awesome. And the spiderman movies were fantastic. The second F4 movie sucked, but compared to the first one it was Citizen Kane, so it was strange that you picked the second one to bitch about. Supergirl is possibly the worst superhero movie ever made, second only to Superman Returns, but "The Rocketeer" is one of the best movies of the genre.

      In the end, the only thing you've proven with your rant is that you have horrible taste. Iron Man is a great superhero movie.

    2. Re:It's a mediocre movie by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Superman Returns was terrible, but also hillarious.

      Especially as it introduced his new power, fresh from Krypton:

      Super Stalking!

      Man, they made superman one creepy guy in that film.

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  28. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    You'd be wrong, buddy. It was a big deal several months ago, and slashdot even had a story on it. How did you miss that?

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  29. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by garett_spencley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm desperate for *any* good movies!

    For many years I was boycotting movie theaters. The high, ever climbing, ticket prices coupled with having to find a sitter to a sit through 30 minutes of commercials (not movie previews but commercials for pop and cars etc.) then to have the movie be one long commercial in and of itself (product placement) plus all of the traditional downsides to the theaters (idiots talking and leaving their cellphones on etc.) just made me prefer to sit at home. I don't even have any kind of high end entertainment system. Just a traditional 28" tube and a DVD player.

    But last year I broke my boycott not once but several times. The Simpsons Movie, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, The Bourne Ultimatum, Transformers. It was the best year for movies since 2004 IMO. I'm definitely going to go see the new Indiana Jones movie (because before it was announced I didn't think they'd ever make another one and I didn't see any of the original trilogy on the big screen) but with the exception of that I don't think there's any movies that I will go out to see this year. Iron Man has me interested but it's on my "wait for the DVD" list like most movies.

  30. GREAT movie, but Paltrow doesn't work... by javabandit · · Score: 1

    I have to say it was very good. Robert Downey Junior is simply an unbelievable character actor. He played the role flawlessly. He plays the main character with exactly the same personality portrayed in the comic.

    A previous poster said this was the best Marvel-based comic movie ever. I will say this certainly at least as good as Spiderman I.

    But where this movie (and other Marvel-based movies) has an issue is getting actresses who can play the female counterpart roles. Kirsten Dunst was GREAT in Spiderman. Gwyneth Paltrow is pretty bad in this movie -- she's a horrible character actor. Meanwhile, Jeff Bridges -- fantastic.

    As great as Iron Man is, I look forward to the new Incredible Hulk. I really want to see what Edward Norton (one of the greatest character actors of this generation) does with Bruce Banner.

    1. Re:GREAT movie, but Paltrow doesn't work... by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      Fair comments on the film - it was good, but not great. It took a while to 'get going' and the action scenes could have been a bit longer, but my 7 year old son and I enjoyed it

      Have to say I wasn't aware Jeff Bridges was in this film and I only recognised him half way through. I spent the rest of the film thinking 'ohmygod - what's happened to the fresh-faced actor from Tron and the Fabulous Baker boys - then I started to realise how old *I* was too!

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    2. Re:GREAT movie, but Paltrow doesn't work... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "...Kirsten Dunst was GREAT in Spiderman. Gwyneth Paltrow is pretty bad in this movie -..."

      Whaaa!?!?!?!

      That's just Crazy talk.

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  31. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by Angostura · · Score: 1

    "whoosh".

  32. Need more heroes like Iron Man by slashgrim · · Score: 1

    Iron Man has always been one of my favorites because he's self-made. We have too many heroes that become heroes through some dues ex machina-style event. Tony Stark worked hard and accomplished much.

    (No I didn't forget Batman. Just that Iron Man's armor is much cooler than the bat-suit, imho.)

    1. Re:Need more heroes like Iron Man by gobbo · · Score: 1

      (No I didn't forget Batman. Just that Iron Man's armor is much cooler than the bat-suit, imho.) Yes, that's a 'terminator vs. ninja' kind of debate.
    2. Re:Need more heroes like Iron Man by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      It's definitely better than the original fruit roll-up suit.

  33. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was that Superman flying by?

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  34. Not critical of the US military?? by eebra82 · · Score: 1

    It was interesting to see how they tried to set up an anti-war message without being critical of the US military. I had a different impression. Stark Industries is a large contractor to the US military, which in turn lost and/or sold some of its arsenal to militant groups (as seen in the movie).

    Stark then witnesses the horrendous effects of his life-long project and announces that he wants out of the business. His wish to dismantle all factories that provide the US with state of the art weaponry is obviously as clear as a message can get.
    1. Re:Not critical of the US military?? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I think they did a lot of work to show that Bridge's character was the evil bad guy and that if it weren't for him, everything was good.
       
      It made an interesting tension as Stark basically said they would halt all production until he could figure out a better way to do business. It looked like Stark wanted to start supplying cheap power to people but the 'system' was against him.
       
      The only military portrayed is the US military and they are never shown to be doing anything wrong. I personally served in the military and was glad to see it myself.

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    2. Re:Not critical of the US military?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then he uses all of his weapons to destroy his enemies. yeah, totally anti-war.

      so the message you are referring to was "if violence isn't helping, you're not using enough of it!",or what?

    3. Re:Not critical of the US military?? by Snowmit · · Score: 1

      This is the perpetual problem that Tony Stark faces with Iron Man. The theme comes up over and over again in the comics, where his technology is stolen and used for evil, or his equipment is taken over nd used for evil, or someone makes superior technology to him and uses it for evil he has to engage in an arms race to beat out the other guy. There's been a fair bit of angst about this over the years.

      Don't get me wrong, the comics aren't the best written book in the world, but some of the themes that they play with are actually pretty cool.

      Check out the somewhat recent Extremis storyline if you're interested.

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    4. Re:Not critical of the US military?? by raduf · · Score: 1

      There was a fair share of weaseling there. Since Stark decided to close the business it was obvious it was (at least partly) an out-of-company problem - and that means the US military. But they did set up the "black guy" as a friendly character, and the businessman as the bad guy to fit the stereotypes.

      (speaking of, is there a name for the black guy positive character in all the movies?)

  35. Mr Lee by Leo+Sasquatch · · Score: 1

    I wonder how Stan Lee feels about this stuff. Used to be that comic books were special places - the only places you could see this sort of thing. Until very recently, if you wanted to see transforming aliens, or 250 giant horribly be-weaponed Shi'ar battlecruisers, the pages of a comic book were the only place you could see it and have it not look like shit. You want to see the Kree-Skrull war, you need either $1M per minute CGI, or Neal Adams and a pencil. I stopped reading comics some time ago, not just because of the expense, but because it felt like the one thing they could do that no other medium could do had been superseded.

    Does Stan Lee have a cameo in Iron Man? I don't mind if he does, because without him and a couple of other guys, none of this would be happening. He could have a 5-minute spot to cha-cha across the screen in a pink tutu singing the 'This Is My Cameo' song, and I wouldn't begrudge him the time.

    1. Re:Mr Lee by takanishi79 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Stan Lee has a cameo. Not letting any plot go, Tony Stark mistakes him for Hugh Hefner.

    2. Re:Mr Lee by gehrehmee · · Score: 1

      Indeed he does, and it's one of the shortest and for my money most amusing cameo's he's done.

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    3. Re:Mr Lee by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Iron man was created by Stan Lee/Don Heck (artist) and Jack Kirby (artist), and the original stories were written by Stan Lee's brother, Larry Lieber (with plot credits given to Stan Lee). Perhaps Larry had a hand in the creation -- no one really remembers everything all that well, as they were really, really busy back then. And the credits were up there on screen, good on them.

  36. jarred out? by MerrickStar · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen it, so I can't speak to this film's product placement in particular, but I never got the sentiment of feeling forced out of the movie by product placement.

    Do you feel out of place in real life when you see a can of Pepsi? How about an ad?

    Now if the movie halts for a character to address the audience regarding the ad, that's different, but that's not product placement, that's blatant advertising. If it's just a matter of saying or having something though... people talk about their ipod, iphone, netflix, etc. all the time.

    If anything, it always seemed more jarring to me to see a can of "Soda" or "Smeat" than anything else.

    1. Re:jarred out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this film it was entirely unobtrusive. A slightly higher than usual incidence of Audi cars; but their logo had maybe 10 seconds screen time. As far as Burger King, if they paid for placement they got rooked - you can only recognize the tiny logo (1-2 seconds on screen) if you know what to look for.

      Heh. If I'D just escaped from months of captivity and wanted a hamburger, I think I'd get a GOOD one. Do billionaires really eat at BK?

    2. Re:jarred out? by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the product placement wasn't too bad. He had an LG phone with Verizon service (surprised it wasn't a Nokia), ate a couple of cheeseburgers from Burger King, drove Audis, used both a Mac and a Dell XPS, and that's about all I can think of off-hand.

      The only one that was kind of "jarring" was the Audi. It seemed they always got the shot of the grill coming into the frame so the logo was nice and prominent. All the others were well-sourced in the scene.

    3. Re:jarred out? by mink · · Score: 1

      Three things I think apply.

      He wanted a "down to earth, good-old, American, cheeseburger", a comfort food that isn't trendy, expensive or fancy. I think that after three moths of gruel I would also be looking to sample a few of Mr. CMOT Dibblers finest sausages (see Interesting Times).

      Out of all the fast food burger chains, I think that BK ones, at least taste like they have been on the grill and I enjoy that flavor (mmmm carcinogens) since being a rain god seems to get in the way of my own BBQ adventures.

      Finally, they were paid to have BK be placed in the film, so in a world where writes who are paid, control things, billionairs do eat at BK. Seeing as this was Stark, I would have had him show up in one of the paper crowns as well.

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  37. Screen credits aren't just there to annoy you by LockeOnLogic · · Score: 4, Informative

    I would have felt mightily pissed to sit through 20 minutes of "3rd reserve gaffer to the animal trainer's assistant coffee-wench I know film credits have funny names but they do represent real people who have put in massive time and effort into their work. The fact that it takes so goddamn long just to scroll through the names of the amount of people involved should give you some idea of the scope of effort and time needed to create just two hours of screen time. I'm not saying you have to sit through the credits but there's no need to piss on peoples screen creds.
    1. Re:Screen credits aren't just there to annoy you by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Just for that, I printed out the credit information for Ironman off imdb, took it outside and pissed all over it.

    2. Re:Screen credits aren't just there to annoy you by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      Nputs to tphat, I jupst broughtp it upp on my computper and ppispsed pon my keyboarpd. Show some pdedicaption.

    3. Re:Screen credits aren't just there to annoy you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your spelling and grammar have improved, I see.

    4. Re:Screen credits aren't just there to annoy you by LunarCrisis · · Score: 1

      You just reminded me of something: Look in the credits, there is a character named Ahmed who is played by an actor called Ahmed Ahmed. I'm 100% serious!

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    5. Re:Screen credits aren't just there to annoy you by pressman · · Score: 1

      I work in film/video production and post production and have had gaffer and best boy jobs and those are the two credits I wanted more than my editor, producer or directing credits.

      Working in film production is actually pretty brutal work especially if you work in the grip, electric or camera departments... especially grip. The grips are the hardest working people on any set!

      And the production assistants should never be overlooked. PA's are like indentured servants; being asked to do all the crap jobs on set that no one else wants to... and they do it for crap pay with very little thanks.

      Q: How many grips does it take to change a lightbulb?
      A: None. That's electric.

      If you get that, you work in film/video production.

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  38. Corrected it for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Kirsten Dunst 's tits were GREAT in Spiderman.
    There I corrected that for you.

    1. Re:Corrected it for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It frightens me that somebody modded this "Informative".

  39. News? by Clete2 · · Score: 1

    Why is this news?

    1. Re:News? by zentinal · · Score: 1

      Because lots of nerds / geeks / etc. like superhero movies.

      A lot.

      Because it is exciting to see the characters which populated our nerdling imaginations splashed across the big screen for all the world to see.

      Because it's weirdly vindicating to have vast flocks of non-nerds willingly paying to wolf down slices of the pop-cultural pie we've been happily noshing on for decades. Years before, they all asked us, "What do you see in that comic book stuff?". Now, at least in part, they know. Though, they'll never admit it.

      Excuse me, I must go pick up my cape from the dry cleaners.

    2. Re:News? by Clete2 · · Score: 1

      LOL. Ok. I was just wondering, as I had never heard of it before. It sounded like an advertisement to me. :P Excuse me, I must pick up my underwear (or should I say topwear) from the dryer.

  40. Most of you have not seen it by kipman725 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well I just got back from Iron man and have to say while it's clearly not the best film I have ever seen it was well worth seeing it and it managed to portray the US armed forces without the usual silliness. Also unlike some films it all made sense at the end (leaving a film unffinished is so old). From the entery of bladey you could pretty much see the exact story. I particualrly liked the very ended as it was not the expected romantic thing that seems so sterotypical. tl;dr see this film if you are going to see a film

  41. Re:Yet another Hollywood shit I won't bother watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, shut the fuck up. The elitist dickbag thread has already started way up there.

  42. The Iron Man movie is Great: Review + Feedback by PurplePhase · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Review

    I personally loved the flick. It starts out with some action, gives a backstory, struggles with who he is/was when he finds he is vulnerable and cares, struggles with his business and technology, and they include a touch of romance, several bits of comedy, a nice soundtrack, and a few fights to round out a great movie.

    Favre did good.

    But hey, I like movies, I used to subscribe to comic books (Iron Man was my first), and I've been enough of an Iron Man fan that even though I stopped subscribing many years ago, I got the PDF product of Iron Man through 2006. I don't generally like Robert Downey Jr, and his characters have varied significantly in his career, but I enjoyed having him as Stark. But I also like the portrayal of inventors and technology and the flow of this movie with it's pacing.

    There are of course several "movie inconsistencies", only a couple hints at how much time has passed, some logic problems (in my mind), and people who need the movie to be just like the comics will be ornery about the juxtapositions. I personally disliked Stark's disregard for secrecy - it seems out of comic-book character, even though it is in line for the movie's Stark's character. But it is a very cool movie and I also was surprised when I found it was about 2 hours long.

    And yes, there is a scene if you stay past the credits, though not really a surprise. Except for the actor.

    Feedback

    Anti-war movie? Wow, Stark's ability to care about what his company's weapons are used for seems out of reach for some slashdotters. It comes straight from the books 10 and 20 years ago. This is nothing new, though you may be upset that someone takes a political stance when you wanted to see more things blowed up.

    Mediocre movie? Many people consider it to be better than any previously made superhero movie, though other comic book movies may be better (I still like Hellboy). Too broad a generalization to refute directly, I'll say that this movie has actual pacing in the story arc, the comedy is appropriate to the situations (though I can see how some would consider parts manufactured, it is so much more natural than most anything from Batman or other Marvel movies), there is more to the movie than characters moving between action sequences (do people dislike the inventing/refining process?)

    McGuffins: It is an imperfect movie, but I think it has half the times of poor logic within the writing that the nearest comic adaptation has, but about the same number of mcguffins (unexplained tech, mis-matched time sequences, etc.)

    Gweneth Paltrow: She works well as Pepper Potts (she is a good actress!), actually really well as an assistant with a heart. Though "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" flashed before my eyes in one of the later sequences. And from the ads I'd originally guessed she would be Bethany Cabe, though maybe they're saving Angelina Jolie for that.

    Mish-mash: The movie is quite a mish-mash of the Iron Man lore, some things better, some worse in my opinion. But it stayed true to who Iron Man is and made a great movie to boot!

    1. Re:The Iron Man movie is Great: Review + Feedback by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      That's not a MacGuffin
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGuffin

      As far as I'm aware, the movie didn't really use a MacGuffin.

  43. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  44. Leave Ironman ALONE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anti war message? Je4sus dude get off your kumbaya my lord mat, If you paid attention Tony gave up the say no to war for stark industries after he found that the enemy was using them by purchasing from stark industries (sorry spoiler). As for

    ome of the product placements were so blatant that they kind of jarred me out of being into the film.

    Where? Either the movie was that good and I missed them or your referring to Tonys love for drinks (martini's, scotch on rocks,ect ect)
    I might be picky about the whole I hate the ultimate Universe way with marvel (I mean a black Nick Fury)But I enjoyed it and Gwenth was actually really good as well. RD jr was awesome best look a like ever. People don't listen to the creative writing neo nazi writing the article by stoolpigeon. This is a good movie for the family as well as the non fans. As Stan Lee put it (and he is a pimp in this movie watch and see)Come all true believers The time to come and see is now.
    Or in English for non fans get off your arse and see the film

    1. Re:Leave Ironman ALONE by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, since spoiler is out of the bag, he wanted to give up weapons production because he saw U.S. soliders killed by the weapons he built to make them safer. I'm not really sure how that translates to anti-war. Especially since he built a suit of death to go beat the crap out of Afghani thugs.

  45. I found this film dull by damburger · · Score: 0, Troll

    Its a run-of-the-mill wankfest of American nationalism, which tries to tell the world:

    a) The US is awesome, but a few bad apples mess it up.

    b) High-tech weaponry that destroys hillsides is cool, so long as ragheads don't get their dirty hands on it

    c) Being rich is awesome. Rich people are better than you. Women only love rich men, and they do so even when the rich man is a dick.

    I could probably overlook the racism, nationalism, and consumerism that this movie is knee deep in if it were entertaining to watch, but it isn't. Its soporific, predictable, and flat.

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    1. Re:I found this film dull by magnusrex1280 · · Score: 1

      hahaha....racism? You're making that up, right?

    2. Re:I found this film dull by damburger · · Score: 1

      The protaganist has a moral crisis when, and only when, he discovers that someone who isn't either white or his house nigger gets their hands on these weapons. How is that not racism?

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    3. Re:I found this film dull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are confusing *the movie* and *you*.

    4. Re:I found this film dull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      House nigger: any black man or woman who does not grovel in a sufficiently slave-like manner to white leftists.

    5. Re:I found this film dull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they love him BECAUSE he is a dick and doesn't give a fuck what people think of him. They talk to him because he is social and hangs out with cool people. He hangs out with these people because he is rich. Not understanding this is why you never get laid.

    6. Re:I found this film dull by Duffy13 · · Score: 1

      A. Wrong B. Wrong C. Wrong Congratulations, you successfully misinterpreted an action flick's relatively low-brow moral points. Thus proving you are in fact the very thing you appear to be complaining about. Now to clarify: A. In fact they never really answer this question or at all really touch on it. Since they used the backdrop of current world events to weave the story you assume this is an "approval" of war movie, which by the end you discover it is far from it. Your point should actually reference one corporation and one man in that corporation (the main bad guy Jebbediah). Unless you are insanely liberal and hate all corporations; the correct statement to infer from the movie would be that corporations aren't all that bad, but sometimes a few can ruin it for everyone. If you disagree, I would like 100% proof from all existing corporations for verification. B. He actually proceeds to stop creating weapons expressly after discovering what they can do to innocent people when sold under the table to mercenary terrorist groups without his knowledge. C. Now this is hilarious considering every character gives the impression they don't approve of his lifestyle, and that those women who "love" (and I use that term loosely) him are actually called "trash" in direct dialogue. Through the movie Tony himself realizes that he doesn't really like who he is that much and thus develops the Iron Man aspect of himself in an attempt to redeem himself. Tony Stark is a flawed character, that's the whole point to character development. If they aren't flawed how can you go anywhere at all with the plot? That's Superman's big problem in movies. He always does the right thing because he is, in his film essence, the perfect hero. As for racism, I got nothing. You're just wrong. I can't think of a single racist moment in the movie without trying very hard to create one or blow something out of proportion. Consumerism is just a hilarious concept to mock and I'm just gonna laugh about it and not waste anymore space clarifying it to you.

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    7. Re:I found this film dull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get out.

    8. Re:I found this film dull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your probably reading too deeply into the movie; if you just take it as a light-hearted comic-to-movie, you'll see that what appeals to everyone (well, at least the men I guess) is the well-acted character of Tony Starks. Even if he's an ass, he's probably an embodiment of what many men would call success -- lots of money, well respected, powerful, and a total ladies man. And he's not preachy either; in fact he's a bit of a jerk, the kind of jerk that shallow women (who usually are pretty too) seem to love.

    9. Re:I found this film dull by blike · · Score: 1

      You must be a real hit at parties.

    10. Re:I found this film dull by damburger · · Score: 1

      Being a dick does not get you laid past high school. In the adult world, you have to use either the strength of your personality to get laid. Perhaps when your balls drop you might discover this for yourself.

      The message this film and others is trying to convey to impressionable little boys such as yourself is that you don't need to grow up and develop a personality, you just need to be rich and you will get all the sex you could ever want.

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    11. Re:I found this film dull by damburger · · Score: 1

      a) You are a fucking retard. Of course the movie answers the question. The military themselves are never anything but good guys. And as for your other point, you could use that idiotic 'reasoning' to say that no movie says anything because it doesn't cover every single example of that thing.

      b) He stops when he discovers some untermench have got their hands on them. He is quite happy for these weapons to be used by America, and quite gung-ho about it too.

      c) Who cares if they approve his lifestyle? This movie is there to tell teenage boys that to have sex with hot girls they have to get rich.

      You are a moron. A simple-minded drone who lacks the capacity to question things handed to you (such as it being absurd to you why anyone would question consumerism, or the casual racism of western society). Continue to eat your fast food and watch TV, you will never change.

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    12. Re:I found this film dull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You are a fucking retard.

      Well, at least he's getting laid.

    13. Re:I found this film dull by damburger · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt that

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  46. Re:tripe... or not by ThatCanadianGuy · · Score: 1

    and lest we forget, the most awesomest comic movie of them all, Bruce Campbell in "Man With The Screaming Brain"

  47. Information wants 2 be free (and so does Iron Man) by Torodung · · Score: 3, Funny

    What?! No torrent tracker file? What do you mean it was released? How can it be a "release" without a torrent? Don't you know anything? (*wink, wink, say no MORE*)

    (Thanks for the review. This looks like one that might be worth a trip to the cineplex.)

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  48. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always get a kick out of situations like this. You people moan and bitch about MPAA this or RIAA that. Then when the next great movie or album comes along you can't hand over your money fast enough.

  49. *SPOILER ALERT* in my reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it's a surprise all right. How and when did the surprise turn black?

    1. Re:*SPOILER ALERT* in my reply by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Ultimate's Nick Fury looks like Samuel L. Jackson. Probably there?

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    2. Re:*SPOILER ALERT* in my reply by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
      I seem to remember Marvel actually approached Samuel L. Jackson back in 2001 and asked if they could use his likeness for the Ultimate version of Nick Fury. They were considering, even then, who to cast in the event of someday making the movie.

      It makes more sense to use Ultimate Marvel settings & characters, anyway - less conflicting backgrounds.

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    3. Re:*SPOILER ALERT* in my reply by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember Marvel actually approached Samuel L. Jackson back in 2001 and asked if they could use his likeness for the Ultimate version of Nick Fury.

      Yep. They did.

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    4. Re:*SPOILER ALERT* in my reply by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2, Informative

      In one of the Ultimates comics, somebody asks Fury who he'd want to play him in the movie. He replies 'Samuel L. Jackson.'

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    5. Re:*SPOILER ALERT* in my reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not David Hasselhoff?

    6. Re:*SPOILER ALERT* in my reply by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1

      I'm still disappointed they didn't stick with The Hoff.

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  50. Jesus Fucking Christ enough already! by billcopc · · Score: 1

    You know what ? I haven't seen the movie yet. I've only read about it four trillion times on Slashdot. The wife saw it yesterday, and she says it's great, but I'm filled with this vengeful resentment over having it shoved down my throat at every turn.

    It's a movie. A work of fiction, committed to film to entertain and to amass profit. It's not the solution to all of life's problems, it's not a life-changing engineering breakthrough, and if it really is as awesome as people claim it to be, then it shouldn't need to be preached all day long as the greatest thing since the acoustic coupler.

    If it weren't for all this fanfare, I might have actually gone to see it yesterday, but like many cynics I have this deeply rooted distrust for things that are excessively popular. Why ? Because I know from experience that truly great achievements are rare, but even more rare is the ability of the common human to appreciate such greatness. The way the media (including this withering site) have portrayed this film is akin to fanatic religiosity, which is a very dangerous and condescending M.O.

    Because of this madness, I'm going to skip the big screen and wait until it comes out on video. People were almost as enthusiastic about Cloverfield, and I held the same opinion. Perhaps worse even, is that I didn't like Cloverfield when I eventually saw it, and now Iron Man is being lumped into the same pile by mere association.

    Shut up already. People come here to read about technology and how it affects us, how we can shape it and use it to our benefit, and helps us become better at what we do, as nerds and free-thinkers. When's the last time an action flick changed the world ?

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    1. Re:Jesus Fucking Christ enough already! by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People come here to read about technology and how it affects us, how we can shape it and use it to our benefit, and helps us become better at what we do, as nerds and free-thinkers.

      Take that stick out of your ass. It's a good movie. Entertaining. You don't want to see the stories regarding it? Remove "Movies" from your front page and shut the hell up.

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    2. Re:Jesus Fucking Christ enough already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Hee hee, the supposed seeker of technology information apparently doesn't know how to use technology.

    3. Re:Jesus Fucking Christ enough already! by silentphate · · Score: 1

      The reason why it's relevant to this site is because the people who think up and imagine this type of stuff are the very people who inspire scientists and engineers to actually create it.

    4. Re:Jesus Fucking Christ enough already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, asshole. If you're so sick of it why the fuck even comment? You couldn't just skip over it when you read the title? I tell you what, just give us a list of what YOU are interested in and we will all stick to that. OK? Fuckin' prick.

    5. Re:Jesus Fucking Christ enough already! by farker+haiku · · Score: 1

      When's the last time an action flick changed the world ?

      Debbie Does Dallas.

      That movie had action aplenty. And it changed the world.

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    6. Re:Jesus Fucking Christ enough already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just a cool comic book story turned into a movie. It's not going to change the world and its creators didn't set out to do so. I also think you over-estimate why people read slashdot. Sometimes it's to learn what's going on, other times it's just to blow off some time and relax. This falls into the latter. Chill out and stop taking yourself so seriously.

  51. The 'original' storyline by chris411 · · Score: 1

    It doesn't actually matter if the movie accurately follows the 'original' comic book storyline. The comic book is 40 years old. Even its publisher, Marvel, has had to change Iron Man's origin to keep it consistent and relevant, and that's not taking into account the 're-imagining' of Iron Man in the Ultimates series. With that said, it might surprise some people that the anti-war message (or at the very least, Tony Stark putting a stop to supplying the US military with advanced weapons) is actually lifted from the comic book itself.

  52. "Penis Rocket To The Moon" by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fuck this movie, GNAA's Penis Rocket To The Moon is going to be REAL NEWS once you niggers donate.

    e-mail: penisrockettothemoonproject@gnaa.us for more info
    You're not doing it right.
    No kidding, in the Gayniggers Omniverse, Penis Rocket to the Moon is most definitely not canon and has been poorly received from Day One. The lineage is there--plain as day--but the story is really more of a reimaging of several early Gayniggers subplots for American audiences than something that would appeal to the die-hard GnOS-fan. After the graphic novel flopped upon release--following an unheard-of amount of hype--I'm surprised anyone expects to be able to bankroll the project as high-dollar as the original, much less to make a blockbuster out of it.

    Personally, I'm holding out on rumors about a series of prequels concerning the youth and training of Captain B. Dick, and the early years of his command of the S.S. Ring Musculatorus. In addition, while not as action-packed, the post-Ambassadorial Earth storyline had excellent character development in the novel, and could certainly lend itself well to a live-action or even animated miniseries.
    1. Re:"Penis Rocket To The Moon" by genericpoweruser · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's awesome. That's what we should always do to trolls.

      Unfortunately, when you respond to trolls, it makes them show up on people's browsing threshold, unless you get modded down. So, basically, if you respond to a troll, either you get the troll modded up or you get modded down, even if you're very imaginative and funny (I LOL'd at this).

      Posted anonymously to keep myself from getting modded down.

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    2. Re:"Penis Rocket To The Moon" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CRAP! Stupid slow loading thing! I had to refresh and forgot to check the anonymous button. Be kind, moderators!

    3. Re:"Penis Rocket To The Moon" by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      Anonymous. You're doing it wrong.

  53. You mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apart from the weapons you sell to your friends. Like, ooh, Saddam Hussein.

    D'oh!

  54. Splat, what a mess. Clean up required on the set. by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    Oops, darn... missile strike... massive G forces to avoid... SPLAT... ICK... CUT... iron man just splattered all over the inside of his suit. What a mess for his assistant to clean up... gooey brains and body parts and organs splattered all over the inside of the suit. Sorry that the movie ended so quickly... we'll get a new guy here soon to try out the suit... someone who won't push the G forces so hard. Better line up a whole bunch of them while we're at it and don't tell them that their life expectancy is shorter than one mission flight. Other than the splatty bits it a good flick.

  55. Is There A Problem. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . if I find myself lusting after the house more than the women in the film?

    1. Re:Is There A Problem. . . by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      No, this is slashdot. Stick with what you know.

      We don't need anyone getting hurt.

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    2. Re:Is There A Problem. . . by Stroman+Rebar · · Score: 1

      Yes, there is. That being said, the house is totally badass! Terrabyte upon terrabytes of storage, integrated expert systems twenty years ahead of the best that we have today, and a fully functional fabrication system in the garage. All that with scenic ocean views? Hell, yeah.

  56. So what about DC comics then? by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Other than Superman and Batman, not much has been done. V for Vendetta, and League of unordinary Gentlemen did well, Catwoman - ugh!

    I had heard a Flash movie was in the works, and possible Justice League, Watchmen and Wonder Woman(please, please cast Jessica Biel).

    Makes you wonder why DC hasn't been more aggressive about getting some of their heroes onto the big screen.

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    1. Re:So what about DC comics then? by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Flash movie? Crap...another plugin to install...

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    2. Re:So what about DC comics then? by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      I have it on good authority that "Single White Female" was actually the first Flash movie...

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  57. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I personally hold Tony Stark ( The Worlds Biggest Asshole ) responsible for...


    So you do not consider Tony Stark's role in Peter Parker and Mary Jane's "One More Day"/"Brand New Day" to be significant.

  58. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    I won't go because they allow people who smell like some combination of feet and fried chicken in, as well as babies.

    With home theaters easy to obtain these days, ain't no reason to put up with that shit any more. I, too, will be seeing Ironman on DVD.

  59. So who else do you hold responsible by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    What about Thor? Are you still pissed at him for conquering Earth & imposing a fascist state with genuine superior men over humankind?

    Or how about being pissed off at Professor X for his roll in the Onslaught fiasco?

    Or how about...

    The point is, pretty much every Marvel character has been on both sides of the good/evil fence at one time or another. They've all done some pretty messed-up things and killed their friends. Hating any one of the heroes for some of their less-heroic actions is about as silly as forgiving Victor Von Doom for the 3 or four times he helped fight against a greater evil...

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  60. Re:Ironing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must wreck or poison a lot of women.

  61. Burger King by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    After watching that, I protested the Burger King moment by going & buying McDonald's.

    What do you mean I'm doing it wrong?

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    1. Re:Burger King by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The product placements didnt really stand out save the Burger King one and while if that was ME, a Whopper might actually be the first thing I go for cause I actually like them.

      However I know though my CA based friends that BK is not where someone from CA would go, he would have totaly gone to In-N-Out!

      As for the people that think there was any anti-war or anti-US crap in the movie, all you got out of it was what you wanted to get out of it. You paid no attention to what was actually going on. The only thing Stark was against was profitiering. He was HAPPY to sell weapons to our military as long as he was ONLY selling to our military (and maybe some of our allies) and that his weapons made HIS country better.

  62. say what? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It was interesting to see how they tried to set up an anti-war message without being critical of the US military.

    I didn't find that part interesting, as one has nothing to do with the other.

    I'm not sure this is any better done than the first two Blade movies or the first two Batman movies (the most recent Batman movie had a bit of a glaring casting problem with one of the secondary characters - this movie has no such problems), but nevertheless, this movie was a really great comic book movie.

    And the trailer for 'The Spirit,' really got my blood pumping before the movie started. :)

    Apparently Downey has said that he's up for more sequels (plural), which is good news - this movie has a great ending that just makes you want more right away.

  63. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I personally hold Tony Stark ( The Worlds Biggest Asshole ) responsible for...

    I have to agree. Plus, I hold the Marvel writers responsible for crapping out on the best comic book story arc ever (the Civil War) - what a stupid ending; it didn't resolve anything, just made the main 'bad guy' (Stark) a 'good' guy by doing all this to stop something worse (which was the impetus of the whole thing in the first place).

    Very annoying. The Civil War arc got me back into comics after being out for ten years, then ends like this? I haven't bought any new comics since, and doubt I will. :(

    Loved the movie, though.

  64. Larry Ellison is Iron Man by dave_leigh · · Score: 2, Funny
  65. BOO! by Plazmid · · Score: 0

    BOO! THIS MOVIE IS AGAINST OPEN-sOURCE AND LINUX WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH ALL SLASHDOT STANDS FOR! WE MUST BAN THIS EVIL MOVIE! http://entertainment.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/04/15/0037211&from=rss

  66. Bollocks. It was super by unity100 · · Score: 1

    im one of the 32 year olds that caught almost everything big we had in latter half of 20th century - computers, spider man, internet, golden era of gaming, conan, frp, fps, seinfeld, sh@t and fart. so far to the extent that i have done it all, seen it all.

    i went to iron man tonight. with all the past prejudices i got from other screenplays that have been adapted from comics.

    and i saw that it was good and it was even fairly kinda better than the comic itself. well done. kudos.

  67. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by VAXcat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nope, Superman's dead too.

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  68. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by mikelieman · · Score: 1

    I think the credits on Wolverine 159 ("The Best There Is") , located on page 5 sums it all up.

    Instead of Joe Quesada - Editor in Chief it says:

    "oe Quesada sucks"

    He's the Rob Liefeld of editors.

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  69. My only issue with the Audi... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

    If I had some of the cars Tony Stark had in his garage, I definitely wouldn't be driving the Audi every single day.

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  70. 2 of 2 engineers give this movie 10/10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a recent graduate of an engineering degree, having seen this with a good friend of mine who is also in an engineering program - I will say that they must have had engineers working on the design of this movie, and the engineers were good. The simple fact is that the designers wouldn't have been able to come up with what an engineer would want in their labs without the engineers telling them.

    Also, those who say that the main character is too typically elitist to be sufficiently engaging - please keep in mind that this is an engineering trait and is true to character.

    This movie greatly exceeded my expectations.

  71. Rick Roll? WTF? by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ummmmmm... I think you're getting your panties in a wad over nothing here. It's not an ad after the credits. It's another scene of the movie. It features Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark and the aforementioned cameo, and it hints at possible plot points for a future sequel. If you don't like that kind of thing, by all means leave the theater. Or for that matter, spare the people who aren't quite as high-strung as you and STF home, wait for it on DVD.

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    1. Re:Rick Roll? WTF? by ShadowMarth · · Score: 1

      Sequel? What I got out of it was that they're plotting to make an Avenger movie. Perfectly believable to me, since there's a Thor movie coming out in the next couple years.

  72. About that warlord... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    but there's no way the pissant little warlord in the movie would have been able to afford one Jericho missle. Actually, a lot of people seem to have overlooked some things about that warlord. Did you notice how he was making speeches about Genghis Khan's empire? And did you catch the news reports talking about how his fighters were known locally as "the Ten Rings"? Think about Iron Man's #1 villain (not Doctor Doom, the other guy) and you might have an idea about where the next movie is going. Well, that and Rhodey's comment about the armor.
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  73. 'The X-Files 2' is coming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On screen July 25th.

  74. Mostly by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    the medicority.

    After all, if I really just wanted explosions, I'd play GTA & stack about thirty cars on top of each other at Industrial & Jackhammer and see if I can land one on the roof with a grenade.

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  75. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    I think that Robert Downy can do a good job with the character

    Sure. Who better to play an alcoholic than a real life alcoholic!

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  76. Re:tripe...It's a truly GREAT SuperHero type film! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My man? It IS very, VERY Good!

    APK

  77. Re:Ironing by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

    That was Sabbath, not Poison. Sheesh.

  78. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    Bull corn. I have "The Return of Superman" right here. I'm only a decade or two behind...

  79. What's the surprise at the end of the credits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw it today, thought it was pretty good, though the final fight with Jeff Bridges was a bit tedious. There's really no suspense in these sorts of films where you know the hero must win. Even bald, watching Jeff Bridges with the beard made me think the funnier movie would be Iron Man vs. The Dude rather than whatever it was he was supposed to be. Was he Steam Punk Iron Man or what? That part was silly.

    But I bailed on the credits, (DAMN YOU 120oz SODA!) so I missed the surprise. Anyone care to spoil what it was?

    Was it Ferris Bueller? Cause better than Ferris Bueller vs Godzilla would be Ferris Bueller vs Iron Man.

    Or maybe they could team up and fight the evil anti-science Ben Stein in the sequel?

    "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Stark? Stark? Stark?"

  80. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that Robert Downy can do a good job with the character Sure. Who better to play an alcoholic than a real life alcoholic!
    *Cue the Black Sabbath Iron Man song*

    He drinks Alcho-hol
    Robert Downy Junior is Iron Man!

    Can He drive at all
    Robert Downy Junior is Iron Man!

    He for-got his clothes
    Robert Downy Junior is Iron Man!

    So he went to rehab
    Robert Downy Junior is Iron Man!
  81. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by KORfan · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Robert Downey Jr is going to have to work real hard to play an alcoholic.

  82. Re:Old? Old is "Iron Man" in Tales of Suspense by richardpaulhall · · Score: 1

    before Iron man had his own comic.

  83. Re:Ironing by liquiddark · · Score: 1

    Are you saying the criticism was unWarranted?

  84. Re:Information wants 2 be free (and so does Iron M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  85. Re:Ironing by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

    This joke needs to drop like a Led Zepplin.

  86. Re:Iron Man? IT ROCKED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed, 110% thesandtiger: This turned up a GREAT film, & Robert Downey Jr. + Jeff Bridges did a fantastic job - talk about the "Perfect Rendition" of Tony Stark?

    Heck, Robert Downey Jr. even LOOKS like Anthony Stark from the comicbook (Im a longtime (decades long) fan of Iron Man since the early 1970's, where I first encountered him in a reprint of "The Mighty Avengers" #15, drawn by the immortal Mr. Jack Kirby (God rest his soul))

    (In that issue, when I saw him battle "The Melter" on the rooftops of the skyscrapers, I was 'hooked').

    Then, a few days later, I took my bike out to see if I could get more IRON MAN!

    (I often rode to go get candy & comics of course, I was just a boy, & I often rode many miles in the country where I lived into the suburbs of another town (great exercise, this helped me later achieve a scholarship in a sport called Lacrosse in fact, because of such rides allowing me to get into great shape even as a child back then (lol, not NOW though))

    Once there? Well, I went & bought a comic book @ the local store (IRON MAN issue that was drawn by Mr. Gene Colan where he battles "Dr. Spectrum" & I was into him bigtime from them onwards) that had its cover ripped off (not legal nowadays, probably not even then, but... I am sure the "statute of limitations" has long passed on that & that store is now a florist shop in this area where I live)) & I was hooked for years until my freshman year of highschool, when I finally quit reading comics.

    I'll never knock comic books - they helped build my vocabulary, & also place as a finalist in the U.S. National Spelling Bees in the 1970's in fact, & even INSPIRED ME to become a computer scientist (network engineer/software engineer now, since 1994), & mainly because of characters like Reed Richards (fantastic four), Dr. Doom (villain vs. FF usually), & yes, TONY STARK... heck, per the above? To get my "comic book fix" as a kid, I had to ride @ least 20 miles back & forth from my families' home to get them, & it got me into great shape for years + helped me achieve athletic scholarship in combination w/ an academic one to a Jesuit College that was & IS still very, VERY highly ranked nationally (in my sport AND for academics).

    You guys have kids? Don't knock them reading comics... they help, a LOT, for reading skills!

    Anyhow/anyways - ME? I like Iron Man since he is actually a BELIEVABLE character mainly, is why... plenty of /. articles on that note/to that effect this week here (Raytheon stuff, etc. et al) that has appeared this week in accompaniment of this film abound here on this website.

    APK

    P.S.=> The part I liked the best was the change that occurred in Stark when he saw his OWN WEAPON blow in his face, causing him to become IronMan (involuntarily of course) which led to his "no more war machine contributions from Stark Industries" from he... a good message, which is more of what this planet needs (imo @ least) of "DO THE RIGHT THING" instead of "Worship the 'Holy Dollar'" (because, let's face it: Money's important, yes, but... it is FAR from 'everything')... great film, I highly recommend it by all means (good action, good message, good special effects, & GREAT OVERALL FILM).

    "The truth is... I AM IRON MAN!" - Great Ending, that... apk

  87. Anti-War message!?!? Cmon....for the love of God. by MrHyd3 · · Score: 0

    Anti-War message? This is the problem with all you liberals. You think there's a message or is supposed to be one in every movie to shove down someone's throat. There was no anti-war message, and it definitely wasn't directed at the US military. Is was a private contractor double dealing, you DOLT.

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  88. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. Spoiler! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Spoiler!



    Then you haven't read about how his powers changed into electrical powers and he split into two people.

  89. Re:Information wants 2 be free (and so does Iron M by raduf · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for the end-of-credits sequence to come to youtube. Man those credits are long!...

  90. Re:I found this film dull (Spoilers) by Stroman+Rebar · · Score: 1

    A) Yes, the movie does portray the US Military in a good light. So what? I am not saying that they don't do anything wrong in RL. That is obviously not the case. But in this story, as in RL, they are not all villains. I personally know a couple dozen of them, and they are for the most part, stand-up guys. As far as the movie goes though, the US military is barely in it after the first ten minutes (other than a short dog-fight scene), and rather non-consequential to the overall plot. B) Um, no. Actually, when Tony Stark finds out that weapons created by his company are in the hands of "The Ten Rings", his action is to suspend creation and distribution to ALL PARTIES, including the US Military. Now if you want to make an argument that the ethnic groups that made up "The Ten Rings" were mostly non-anglo, that you could do factually. I inferred that reason that Iron Man chose to go after the "The Ten Rings" was because they were conquering defenseless villages and killing innocents rather than because most of its members weren't WASPS, but that is what I took away from the movie. That logic wasn't explicitly stated. You could also say that Iron Man was doing it for revenge, but in my mind that has more to do with the fact that they kept him in a cave for three months and killed is only friend there then the color of their skin or their mode of dress. C) Yes, it is hard to miss the subtext that rich guys find it easier to sleep with pretty women. This is hardly news. But you would have to not be paying ANY attention to note the overiding subtext that despite all of Tony Stark's wealth, power, and prestige, he is desperately lovely and unfulfilled. Otherwise Ms. Potts wouldn't be "all that he has". Its the Internet, so argue all you want. But please try to at least be accurate when framing your arguments.

  91. I saw it by LunarCrisis · · Score: 1

    My review: there were some cool bits, but for the most part it was pretty shitty.

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    Nine: One day I will kill him. Then, I will be Ten.
  92. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by kria · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, while they give Tony a wake-up call, for most of the movie he's still a jerk. :) They didn't scrub his character for the big screen.

  93. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by pressman · · Score: 1

    I guess this is the beginning of people not wanting the Big Screen experience. It's sad.

    Some movies are just meant to be seen 80 feet wide by 45 feet tall (or some variation of the 16:9 aspect ration). It's usually the big blockbusters too that are insanely graphically rich.

    The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, any comic book movie, etc. True, any of these will be decent on a large screen at home, but you don't get the overwhelming experience that you get when you watch something from the 9th row center at a huge-screened movie theater.

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  94. Re:I have mixed feelings about this. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Iron Man was excellent, and I am glad I saw it in a theater.

    I've never even read an Iron man comic.

    There are a few flight scenes (G'uh) and those always seem to look better on the big screen. YMMV

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