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Hans Reiser To Reveal Location of Wife's Body

dlgeek writes "The story of Hans Reiser is well known to all Slashdotters by now. Some still placed doubts about the conviction, stating that he might be innocent. It now seems that all doubt has been quelled, since Alameda County District Attorney Thomas Orloff has revealed that Hans Reiser will disclose the location of Nina's body for a reduced sentence. The deal is not yet finalized, though. 'There's been some overtures,' Orloff said, 'But everything is in its preliminary stage.' The deal would reduce his conviction from first degree to second degree murder. In addition, an anonymous source close to the situation said that 'the only real leverage he has is if he can provide a body. He really doesn't have any options left. Even if he won a retrial somehow, he'd likely be convicted.'"

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  1. World's Greatest Detective by alcmaeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    BS. This doesn't mean he did it. It means he is the World's Greatest Detective. He's Batman!

    1. Re:World's Greatest Detective by zwei2stein · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, you'd better hurry tell this to Dexter...

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    2. Re:World's Greatest Detective by jo42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      OJ did it!

    3. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Slimee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Like omg! Linux is run by murders!! Down with Linux! Down with open source! End the murderous rampage and burn your copy of Linux!

    4. Re:World's Greatest Detective by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, sure, blame it on the black guy. That's what they always do.

    5. Re:World's Greatest Detective by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hear "Some Puerto Rican Guy" did it.

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    6. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Slashdot+Suxxors · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must be new here.

    7. Re:World's Greatest Detective by FoolsGold · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the Journal doesn't fit, you must acquit!

    8. Re:World's Greatest Detective by clam666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope this finally serves as a "wake up call" for Linux lickers and lovers that using Linux does increase chances of violence and murder. For too long now Linux lovers have accused Microsoft of tomfoolery, when Microsoft has only delivered wholesome, moral, and radidly patched products.

      Perhaps now they'll finally start listening to the studies that Linux and open-source leads to genital herpes and PWNING your wife with a .45 and a shovel.

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    9. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Skrapion · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are seven-digit users allowed to use that meme?

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    10. Re:World's Greatest Detective by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, sure, blame it on the black guy. That's what they always do.

      you aren't keeping current, are you? the moslems are the new 'black guys'. everyone just moved up one peg.

      isn't america great?

      (ob disc: 'mind of mencia' joke. you really need to hear him tell it.)

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    11. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Directrix1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      All coding and no play makes Hans a dull boy.
      All coding and no play makes Hans a dull boy.

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    12. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Fweeky · · Score: 5, Funny

      He doesn't know where he is, but he's got a lot of experience in building b-trees to locate things in sublinear time; how difficult can it be?

    13. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Adriax · · Score: 5, Funny

      I burn copies of linux all the time.

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    14. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      (ob disc: 'mind of mencia' joke. you really need to hear him tell it.)
      Nah... Besides, I probably already heard it from someone else first...
    15. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Andrzej+Sawicki · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why not? They learned it the hard way.

    16. Re:World's Greatest Detective by paintswithcolour · · Score: 5, Funny
      Exactly Reiser doesn't have to say he killed his wife...he just needs to argue that IF he killed her, this is where he would have hidden the body.

      It's mere coincidence that the actual killer thought the same way.

    17. Re:World's Greatest Detective by trolltalk.com · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Exactly Reiser doesn't have to say he killed his wife...he just needs to argue that IF he killed her, this is where he would have hidden the body.

      It's mere coincidence that the actual killer thought the same way.

      Problem is, he thought he was so smart that that sort of illogic would bamboozle at least 1 of 12 jurors. Let me be the first to say "I told you so!" All you who said he didn't do it, welcome your new "I told you so" overlords.

      He's only doing this because the body will eventually be found anyway, in which case, "In Soviet Amerika, body reveals YOU (to be a killer)."

      Jurors aren't (usually) stupid.

    18. Re:World's Greatest Detective by afidel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not, my UID is halfway through the 6 digits and I've been here since about 3 months after the site started. For the longest time there was no real reason to sign up for an account. It wasn't till they allowed you to filter John Katz that I bothered =)

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    19. Re:World's Greatest Detective by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are seven-digit users allowed to use that meme?

      No. You must be new here. :-)

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    20. Re:World's Greatest Detective by dentar · · Score: 2

      You six digit types...

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    21. Re:World's Greatest Detective by GAVollink · · Score: 4, Funny

      True enough... If it weren't for newbies we'd have nobody to pick on. ;-)

    22. Re:World's Greatest Detective by grub · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was going to make a joke but then realized you're an old timer... :P

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    23. Re:World's Greatest Detective by BEI01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess Hans really did shoot first.

    24. Re:World's Greatest Detective by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

      But, in a post-JonKatz world, can we really afford to get a UID just to filter JonKatz?

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    25. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Neph · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was going to make a joke but I need to chase some kids off my lawn.

    26. Re:World's Greatest Detective by sfraggle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      [reiser@slashdot ~]$ reiserfsck /
      reiserfsck 3.6.19 (2003 www.namesys.com)

      Will read-only check consistency of the filesystem on /
      Will put log info to 'stdout'

      Do you want to run this program?[N/Yes]:Yes
      ###########
      reiserfsck --check started at Mon Jun 9 16:11:27 2008
      ###########
      Replaying journal..
      No transactions found
      Checking internal tree..finished
      Comparing bitmaps..finished
      Checking Semantic tree:
      File "/home/reiser/nina" not linked to any inode!
      Saving to /lost+found.
      finished
      There are on the filesystem:
                      Dirs linked to /lost+found: 1
                      Leaves 17592014
                      Internal nodes 28487287
                      Directories 472928428
                      Other files 287848293
                      Data block pointers 294892849 (273742 of them are zero)
                      Safe links 28738783
      ###########
      reiserfsck finished at Mon Jun 9 16:11:27 2008
      ###########
      [reiser@slashdot ~]$ mv /lost+found/nina /root/police
      [reiser@slashdot ~]$

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    27. Re:World's Greatest Detective by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Newbie"? You calling someone "newbie"?!? That's rich.

      (Let's see if we can get Taco to come in here eventually.)

    28. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Vectronic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Jurors aren't (usually) stupid."

      What? isn't a jury made up of "fellow peers" generally meaning other civilians? therefore, you could probably say that...

      "Jurors are more often than not, stupid"

      Especially considering that they may have intentionally picked stupid people to be in the jury.. yeah yeah, "but they are picked randomly"...sure...but, they may have common sense, even if that common sense is only amungst those 12 people (well, plus the judge, lawyers, people watching)

      Which, allows them the benifit of the doubt.

    29. Re:World's Greatest Detective by drharris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jurors aren't (usually) stupid.

      Surely, you must be joking. Either that or you haven't seen many real juries.

      Jury selection almost invariably results in the removal of anyone who has half a brain and a pinch of skepticism. They want easily persuaded people in the jury so the attorneys can bedazzle them with their big words and penetrating drama.

    30. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Newb.

      waits for it...

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    31. Re:World's Greatest Detective by trolltalk.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Neither the defense nor the prosecution want stupid jurors - it makes the job of putting forward their arguments harder, not easier. Each side has a number of peremtory chanllenges, plus unlimited "for cause" challenges. Neither side has more opportunity to "stack" a jury with dummies, even if they wanted to.

    32. Re:World's Greatest Detective by trolltalk.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Jurors aren't (usually) stupid.

      Surely, you must be joking. Either that or you haven't seen many real juries.

      Jury selection almost invariably results in the removal of anyone who has half a brain and a pinch of skepticism. They want easily persuaded people in the jury so the attorneys can bedazzle them with their big words and penetrating drama.

      You've been watching too much TV. You also forget that both sides can challenge potential jurors, either for cause, or for no cause whatsoever. The people who don't want to do their civic duty will lie to get out of jury duty - that leaves a pool of people who are there, for the most part, because they won't concoct BS stories to get out of service, and take their committment to a fair trial seriously. I've not only seen real juries, I've sat as a juror in a murder case.

      Besides, the proof is in the pudding - the jury got it right, despite the lack of a body, which SO many slashodotters claimed was a fatal flaw in the case against Reiser.

    33. Re:World's Greatest Detective by sgentry6 · · Score: 3, Funny

      find / -type body -name '.*' | grep -i nina
      /usr/home/.woods/.nina-body

      Sorry, I couldn't help it.

    34. Re:World's Greatest Detective by drharris · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Actually, I watch very little TV, but thanks.

      I'm in the "law enforcement business" and have also been through the jury selection process personally, although always am dismissed due to my obvious bias due to my job affiliation.

      The challenge process does not disprove my assessment. What you're left with is always the lowest common denominator that both sides can agree on. That nearly invariably filters out all but the most apparently malleable minds.

      Since you've sat as a juror, I'm sorry that I've indirectly insulted you, maybe both sides of your case actually wanted someone intelligent in the box, but it's certainly the exception and not the rule

    35. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Erbo · · Score: 5, Funny

      You both are a bunch of steenkin' n00bs. Now get off my lawn. :-)

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    36. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Big+Jason · · Score: 2, Funny

      Poser.

    37. Re:World's Greatest Detective by lars · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's spelled "nOOb", nOOb. Back when I joined we had to use smoke signals. Go ahead and try making a puff look like an "e" or a "w".

    38. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Kartoffel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah yes, the Katz filter. One of the benefits of early membership :)

    39. Re:World's Greatest Detective by trolltalk.com · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sorry about the "TV" remark - it's just that people believe in "Law and Order" momemts. Jury duty is WORK, not a show.

      Nowadays, jurors will hear evidence related not just to DNA, but also blood spatter analysis, cellphone tower coverage and call records, autopsy reports, reports from the cops, EMT and doctors on the scene, other experts and witnesses, as well as the defendant. They get the reports, records, photos, and the actual evidentiary pieces, such as the murder weapon(s), clothing, etc. to take with them into the deliberation room.

      They also get careful instructions from the judge.

      Then again, we do things differently in Canada. For example, unlike the US, jurors are forbidden, under penalty of going to jail for 2 years, of ever revealing anything that was said or done during deliberations. To avoid even the appearance of impropriety, I told my employers that I would only hand in the notice for the trial AFTER it was concluded, and I didn't tell anyone who was on trial - I didn't want anyone searching the net or reading newspaper articles and accidently influencing me. Jury duty pays $90/day, plus transportation, parking, and meals; I lost money, and so did other jurors, but obviously some things are more important. People that don't want to make the sacrifices (including, in this case, a whole month off work), aren't the type of people you want on a jury anyway, right?

      Think about it - there are no "tell-all" book deals by jurors after a trial in Canada - and I believe it's better that way. We reached a decision. How or why we reached it is just between the 12 of us. We'll never talk about that part of it again, even amongst each other.

    40. Re:World's Greatest Detective by cixelsyd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Get off my lawn!

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    41. Re:World's Greatest Detective by mollymoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      A six-digit UID might have been here for nine years. Which is probably long enough to qualify. There's a lot of variation in the six-figures though, so we do need a cutoff. Let's say anyone with a UID over 202722 is a noob.

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    42. Re:World's Greatest Detective by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hans Reiser couldn't have done it, because he lives on the planet Endor. But humans are from the planet Earth! Does this make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Reiser lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

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    43. Re:World's Greatest Detective by wurp · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's nice of you to let the guy who signed up after you slide!

    44. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Owyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hah.

      The only reason I post any more is to join in on these UID threads...

    45. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Pathwalker · · Score: 4, Funny

      They are amusing when they pop up from time to time.

    46. Re:World's Greatest Detective by Mark+J+Tilford · · Score: 4, Funny

      Darned Whippersnappers!

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    47. Re:World's Greatest Detective by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Neither the defense nor the prosecution want stupid jurors - it makes the job of putting forward their arguments harder, not easier.

      Having recently gone through the jury selection process (I wasn't picked), I can say that although they don't want stupid people, they do seem to want ignorant ones. Both the prosecutor and the defense pretty much axed anybody who expressed any knowledge of the law, typical judicial conventions, or Constitutional knowledge. It seemed that if you could name the top ten finalists on American Idol but couldn't name your congressman, governor, or senator, you were just what they wanted. Sheep. Mindless, thoughtless, easily-led sheep.

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    48. Re:World's Greatest Detective by DeathElk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can I please mow your lawn?

    49. Re:World's Greatest Detective by pez · · Score: 3, Funny

      meept!

  2. Who said Reiser doesn't support robust recovery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Weeks ago, there wasn't even a known body!

  3. *sigh* by afxgrin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wow I feel like a moron for have ever attempted to defend Hans online at all. Like he was friends, and his wife was seeing, a guy that murdered several people.

    Now he's just going to fess up to the murder.

    I guess this marks the end of ReiserFS. I'm sure no one in the Linux community wants to be associated to that piece of work.

    1. Re:*sigh* by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I guess this marks the end of ReiserFS. I'm sure no one in the Linux community wants to be associated to that piece of work.

      Which, while it might be true, is still stupid.

      Imagine if Albert Einstein had accepted the position of leader of Israel after World War II and ordered some massive war crime, like say slaughtering the Arabs with nukes.

      Would we just toss aside General Relativity, never to see it again, because we don't want to be associated with the author?
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    2. Re:*sigh* by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well if the DA says it then it must be true! I mean a DA is a kind of lawyer, right?

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    3. Re:*sigh* by Sancho · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't feel bad. From the informaton that was coming out about the trial, there really was reasonable doubt until he took the stand. And the guy is quirky, so it's easy for geeks (who are often quirky) to identify with him.

    4. Re:*sigh* by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They should at least rename it to try to distance the software as much as possible from its creator....

    5. Re:*sigh* by Reverend528 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I guess this marks the end of ReiserFS. I'm sure no one in the Linux community wants to be associated to that piece of work.

      Honestly, I don't see how this invalidates his work. Surely the code didn't drive him to commit murder.

      Disclaimer: I use ext3, but I'm sure reiserfs has some merits.

    6. Re:*sigh* by hostyle · · Score: 5, Funny
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    7. Re:*sigh* by Tribbin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That raises the question; if Linus murders, will you stop using the kernel and everything associated with it?

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    8. Re:*sigh* by OzRoy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hans Geiger was a Nazi and betrayed his Jewish Collegues.

      Heisenberg also worked for the Nazi's and attempted to build a Nuclear bomb. That one however is debatable. He later claimed he was secretly sabotaging the project.

      I think what will have to happen is ReiserFS will need to change its name. Once they do that then ithey will be able to move the project forward.

    9. Re:*sigh* by Xiph1980 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ReiserFS is maybe created by a murderer, but that doesn't mean it's bad. Hans Reiser may have comitted an intolerable crime, but if you would rob yourself of what might be the best filesystem for your application, it would just be a bloody shame. In my opinion using ReiserFS doesn't immediately mean you agree with his actions. It just mean that you prefer ReiserFS over other systems.

      This being said though, I prefer ZFS myself :)

      Also, considering Microsoft has so many employees, I have no doubt, that there have been people working there that comitted far worse than a crime of passion. Doesn't mean that the product is bad... Well, okay it is, but not because of some employee going nuts.
      Besides, I think there are many CEO's or CFO's or any C?O's out there that have comitted far worse than a single murder, like Shell pumping oil in africa, killing thousands knowingly by pollution. If you'd go your route, you wouldn't be able to get groceries anymore in a normal fasion, because the truck getting the groceries might have filled it up with diesel at a shell.

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    10. Re:*sigh* by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Honestly, I don't see how this invalidates his work. Surely the code didn't drive him to commit murder.
      Are you sure? Have you ever looked at that source? Hell, I almost murdered my wife after spending 15 minutes reading it, never mind trying to write the code!

    11. Re:*sigh* by Frekko · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suggest KillerFS!

    12. Re:*sigh* by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Don't forget Werner Von Braun. He used slave labor to build the V2, was an SS officer, etc. But, without his help after the war, the U.S. probably would have never gotten to the moon.

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    13. Re:*sigh* by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heisenberg also worked for the Nazi's and attempted to build a Nuclear bomb. That one however is debatable. Has anyone ever done a probability distribution for the options?
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    14. Re:*sigh* by afxgrin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Albert Einstein didn't name his theories after himself.

      But after reading the article, the summary is highly deceptive. The article basically says that Hans needs to reveal the location of the body if he wants a reduced sentence.

      It doesn't say he will. The judge is just assuming that Hans will do that to reduce the sentence.

    15. Re:*sigh* by Bootle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now that he confessed, I'm sure he's guilty. Wow, glad to know you're on the case there Matlock!
    16. Re:*sigh* by afxgrin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the end the article just says the judge assumes Hans will reveal the body to reduce the sentence. The summary is bad for this article.

      Hognoxious hit that detail on the head

      "Well if the DA says it then it must be true! I mean a DA is a kind of lawyer, right?"

      Alright alright, I'll RTFA before posting next time.

    17. Re:*sigh* by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would never say someone is guilty just based on a confession. There is ample evidence that confessions have quite a high false positive rate. However, taken in conjunction with evidence, it is as 'sure' as it gets.

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    18. Re:*sigh* by FictionPimp · · Score: 5, Funny

      If Linus murders, it's obviously for the good of all of us. Just accept it.

    19. Re:*sigh* by afxgrin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is no confession. Just speculation that he will.

    20. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Now that he confessed, I'm sure he's guilty.

      Where does it say he confessed?

      You're an idiot.

      And so is whoever modded you up.

    21. Re:*sigh* by Aneurysm · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is of course possible that the file system is riddled with places where the evil bit has been secretly turned on.

    22. Re:*sigh* by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      If ReiserFS is a good FS why?
      Fine change the name if you want, but heck if hippies can drive VWs why the heck should we toss away a file system just because the lead programmer is scum?
      As far as defending him. Well if you honestly thought he was innocent then you had an obligation to. I wasn't on the jury and I didn't hear all the evidence so I tended to go with the jury.
      I take no joy in being right. Poor kids now have to live with no mother and a father that murdered their mother.
      As far as I can tell nothing here to be happy about for anyone.

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    23. Re:*sigh* by MrMr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well. he seemed to think we might, as Einstein himself said: ( http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein )
      By an application of the theory of relativity to the taste of readers, today in Germany I am called a German man of science, and in England I am represented as a Swiss Jew. If I come to be represented as a bête noire, the descriptions will be reversed, and I shall become a Swiss Jew for the Germans and a German man of science for the English! (To The Times (London), November 28, 1919, quoted in The New Quotable Einstein by Alice Calaprice, 2005, ISBN 0-691-12075-7)

    24. Re:*sigh* by jimicus · · Score: 2, Funny

      The best part of that joke? The wiki entry is still accurate. Not really. He only murdered his own wife.
    25. Re:*sigh* by joey_knisch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about NinaFS?

    26. Re:*sigh* by necama · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the proper phrase is "would not have gotten to the moon that quickly." Once it is known that something is possible, then scientists can move rather quickly to reproduce it and make it an engineering task. Working directly with Von Braun simply sped up the process, since we didn't need to reproduce his work first.

    27. Re:*sigh* by jimicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The whole trial sounds like bullshit. No body, little blotches of blood that can't be accurately dated, no murder weapon, the victim's boyfriend admits to killing several other people but not her, and was once friend's with the accused.

      It's like they're making a fake murder case.

      I'm almost convinced that they are. The man who killed several people made that claim but neglected to check one minor detail. Specifically, he forgot to ensure that the people he claimed to have murdered were actually dead.

      And regarding the lack of a body - that hasn't been needed for a conviction for many years, simply because there are so many ways to dispose of a body such that there is no way anyone on Earth will ever find it again.

      Looking at the facts, Reiser's estranged wife disappeared off the face of the earth without even attempting to contact her own children, and shortly afterwards he's found to have removed a seat from his car, hosed down the inside and taken a book called "How to get away with murder" out of the local library. He'd have needed a pretty good alibi to shoehorn reasonable doubt into those facts.
    28. Re:*sigh* by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      With a little marketing spin, it could become very popular.

      KillerFS?

      FearTheGeekFS?

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    29. Re:*sigh* by Gilmoure · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Our German scientists were better than the Russian's German scientists.

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    30. Re:*sigh* by magarity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I feel like a moron for have ever attempted to defend Hans online at all
       
      Whoa there, never feel like a moron for defending the accused before (most of?) the evidence is in and the jury has deliberated; that's the whole point of the innocent until proven guilty system. Otherwise we'll have to chant 'burn the witch' before the dunking tests.

    31. Re:*sigh* by Firehed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would we just toss aside General Relativity, never to see it again, because we don't want to be associated with the author?

      Perhaps not at the time; if it were to happen today, you could put money on it.
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    32. Re:*sigh* by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, while we were initially concerned he might have been a Nazi, when we tried to test that theory, as soon as we measured his rate of allegiance, his position became uncertain....

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    33. Re:*sigh* by ja · · Score: 3, Funny

      It doesn't say he will. The judge is just assuming that Hans will do that to reduce the sentence. Exactly, and if he "won't", this will only prove that he really is wicked and must be burned!
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    34. Re:*sigh* by crywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down
      That's not my department, says Werner von Braun

      - Tom Lehrer

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    35. Re:*sigh* by fyoder · · Score: 5, Funny

      Linus would never murder anyone. He'd get his ninja wife to do it.

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    36. Re:*sigh* by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That actually worked for Hitler. When he signed off on the cute car design that he had commissioned, he had the foresight not to name it something like the "Führerwagen". The rest is history.

    37. Re:*sigh* by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Informative

      we did discard the results of their horrific experiments on human beings. Not according to Wikipedia:

      Modern ethical issues

      The modern body of medical knowledge about how the human body reacts to freezing to the point of death is based almost exclusively on these Nazi experiments. This, together with the recent use of data from Nazi research into the effects of phosgene gas, has proved controversial and presents an ethical dilemma for modern physicians who do not agree with the methods used to obtain this data.[17] Similarly, controversy has arisen from the use of results of biological warfare testing done by the Imperial Japanese Army's Unit 731.[29] However, the results from Unit 731 were kept classified by the United States and the majority of doctors involved were given pardons.[30]
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    38. Re:*sigh* by citog · · Score: 4, Funny

      You need to update to the latest version in CVS ..

    39. Re:*sigh* by Creepy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As I recall, he said the V2 being used as a weapon was "his darkest day" because he wanted it used for space travel.

      Whether it influenced his joining the SS or not, civilian rocketry was forbidden by the Nazi party, so it was either join them or don't do it. While I don't know his personal beliefs, in many ways he was a victim of circumstance - he was an SS officer before he claimed to have known about the deaths in labor camps (though I'm sure he knew they were anti-semitic) and at one point was under investigation by the gestapo during the war for anti-patriotic thinking. Given the situation and the government running a police state spying and incarcerating anyone that opposed them, I imagine he felt powerless to change it.

    40. Re:*sigh* by x_MeRLiN_x · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If HitlerFS provided any benefits over what I'm currently using, I'd gladly use it. Heck, you could call it EveryoneWhoUsesThisFileSystemIsAnIdiot and the same applies - the only objection I would have would be with its length. The general public may think the name of a particular product is important, but I do not.

    41. Re:*sigh* by billcopc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What puzzles me, or should I say "baffles", is how revealing the location of the body somehow makes this man less of a psycho.

      Finding the body does not automagically make Hans less of a threat. Why would his sentence be reduced ? He should be grateful the victim's family doesn't have him drawn and quartered.

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    42. Re:*sigh* by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Our German scientists were better than the Russian's German scientists. Certainly better fed, anyway.
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    43. Re:*sigh* by FleaPlus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As I recall, he said the V2 being used as a weapon was "his darkest day" because he wanted it used for space travel.

      "The rocket worked perfectly except for landing on the wrong planet." -- von Braun after hearing about a V-2 launch towards England

    44. Re:*sigh* by Karma+Sink · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's because it shows a difference between the attitude he showed in the courtroom and the attitude that will make him eventually eligible for parole.

      He has been resistant the entire time to say a single word about his own guilt. That is the action of a man who either thinks he did no wrong, or who knows he did wrong but thinks he is clever enough to get away with it.

      If he reveals the location of the body, then it's clear that he's willing to move forward and admit that he committed murder. Which, in turn, means it's more likely for him to feel remorse and become rehabilitated.

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    45. Re:*sigh* by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      Werewolf?

                      There. Wolf. There. Castle?

      Why are you talking that way?

                        Thought you wanted to. I'm easy.

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    46. Re:*sigh* by rainer_d · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As I recall, he said the V2 being used as a weapon was "his darkest day" because he wanted it used for space travel.

      Whether it influenced his joining the SS or not, civilian rocketry was forbidden by the Nazi party, so it was either join them or don't do it. While I don't know his personal beliefs, in many ways he was a victim of circumstance - he was an SS officer before he claimed to have known about the deaths in labor camps (though I'm sure he knew they were anti-semitic) and at one point was under investigation by the gestapo during the war for anti-patriotic thinking. Given the situation and the government running a police state spying and incarcerating anyone that opposed them, I imagine he felt powerless to change it. Giving Werner von Braun the benefit of the doubt is noble (I'm German), but there is one thing that smart people in Germany during 33-45 realized: if you are unscrupulous, there is no limit how far you can get.
      Like all scientists, he had a dream he would sacrifice anything for. Even the lifes of others.
      British people are still outraged over the fact the the guy responsible for bombing London would sit next to a pool in Texas in the late 40s instead of the trial-bench in Nurenberg.
      During the Nazi-reign, nearly nearly endless resources could get committed to your project - if you had the buy-in of the handful of top-brass that were able to directly talk to the Fuehrer and influence him.

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    47. Re:*sigh* by griffjon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      to quote Tom Lehrer on Von Braun;

      "'Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department' Says Werner Von Brown" http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/vonbraun.htm

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    48. Re:*sigh* by ElMiguel · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Linus murders, it's obviously for the good of all of us

      ... except the ones who are dead.

    49. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And when you send your data to /dev/null it fucking stays there and doesn't come back.

    50. Re:*sigh* by salahx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah it needs a name that detracts from murder. How about the "Open Journled File System?

  4. Snarky comments by sammyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hope this thread has minimal snarky sarcastic comments, this is just sad all around.

    1. Re:Snarky comments by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, we must never joke about tragedy.

      Have you ever considered that some people might use humor as compensation mechanism to stay sane in an insane world? You may want to stay somber for your own mental health, and that's fine, but have some tolerance for people who want to stay upbeat.

      NASA stands for "needs another seven astronauts", btw.

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  5. Am I missing something or by Splab · · Score: 5, Interesting

    did the article just speculate?

    No where in the article does it say that he has agreed to it, they are speculating that there might be a reduced sentence if Hans discloses where the body is. Also, he is most likely going to be someone's "slave" once he is in prison, so if he gets 15 or 25 years it is most likely going to be in protected custody (= voluntary solitary confinement) and 15 years alone is going to mess him even up let alone 25 years, either way he is done for.

    Glad I'm not in the US, getting life in prison for something that has way too many loose ends, just isn't right.

    (On a side note, whats with those extremely long terms in prison? Anyone going in for 25 years will never be able to get back into society - I thought the point of prison was to punish and correct the guilty and get them back into working order. There was a couple who got life in prison for mistreating their child to the point of death (raised her as a vegan) - a British couple got 3 years community service for the same thing)

    1. Re:Am I missing something or by gronofer · · Score: 2, Informative

      did the article just speculate? Seems so to me. There's no indication here that Reiser has been involved in the discussions. To say "all doubt has been quelled" is premature, since nothing new has been added.
    2. Re:Am I missing something or by faloi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It sounds like they're in discussions about it. Presumably the DA wouldn't leak something about a deal of that nature unless he's really bad at his job. I would think that kind of publicity from the DA could earn him some censure, at he very least.

      Long terms in prison tend to be the result of mandatory minimum sentences. Politicians, in a zeal to "fight crime!!111" have placed certain minimum terms on crimes, so judges can have their hands tied in sentencing. For the record, depending on which case you're thinking of, the US couple got 99 days in jail. And none of it was related to the death of their child, it was for neglect of their other four children (being underweight and malnourished).

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    3. Re:Am I missing something or by Loibisch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      did the article just speculate?

      No where in the article does it say that he has agreed to it, they are speculating that there might be a reduced sentence if Hans discloses where the body is. Yeah, upon reading the summary I, too, thought that Reiser was actually admitting to having killed his wife. But since this is just a potential deal that is based on the general notion that he actually HAS killed her and thee is no comment from Reiser himself this article is pretty bar any information.

      For all those defending him there's still a string or two of hope. Personally I think the whole thing is too fishy to be able to put a man in prison for life for something he might not have done.
      "Beyond reasonable doubt" my ass...
    4. Re:Am I missing something or by jimicus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It sounds like they're in discussions about it. Presumably the DA wouldn't leak something about a deal of that nature unless he's really bad at his job. I would think that kind of publicity from the DA could earn him some censure, at he very least. But there's no hint as to what direction those discussions are taking. Right now, for all we know the discussions are along the lines of:

      Prosecutor: Come on, you've been found guilty. Your only hope of improving your situation even slightly is to admit you did it and tell us where the body is.
      Reiser: Didn't do it.
      (lather, rinse and repeat)
    5. Re:Am I missing something or by domatic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I thought the point of prison was to punish and correct the guilty and get them back into working order.



      That can be a point of prison but there are at least four not always compatible reasons from prison:

      1. Deterrence.
      2. Reformation.
      3. Punishment.
      4. Removal.

      Ultra long sentences serve 1,3, and 4 at the expense of 2. Furthermore, reform tends to get lip service at best in the US. We're generally a revenge minded lot Who Want Criminals Off The Street And Thinking Twice About Messing Up.
    6. Re:Am I missing something or by burris · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would overlook that for the present considering that the US still practices capital punishment and Reiser could very well face death if convicted of 1st degree murder.


      Hans Reiser has already been convicted of 1st degree murder. He won't be facing the death penalty because in California they only give that out for 1st degree murder "with special circumstances" such as multiple murders or laying in wait.
    7. Re:Am I missing something or by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Glad I'm not in the US, getting life in prison for something that has way too many loose ends, just isn't right.

      Loose ends? Only if you believe "guilty beyond a reasonable doubt" means "guilty beyond all doubt". I can only assume you haven't actually seen the list of evidence against him.

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    8. Re:Am I missing something or by Splab · · Score: 4, Insightful

      (This is getting off topic and is just my view on prison sentences in general)
      While I can follow the logic - if people fear prison, harsher sentences will make them fear it even more - I think making prison sentences too harsh will force people to become desperate, desperate animals will fight to their death and thus you end up with more violent arrests where the one being chased will have no regard for others life since their own life is now on the stake.

      Here in Denmark we used to have next to no high speed chases, when police came you would generally just give up, get the slap on your wrist, serve the time and get back out for a second try. Lately sentences has gone up, crime has become more violent (but less frequent) and you hear about high speed chases about once a week.

      Yes it sucks that people only serve 6 months in jail for rape (in Denmark), but at what point have they suffered enough? Will someone ever be punished enough for the victim to feel restitution? (I think it has been proven that having the victim and perpetrator meet along with counseling works better, than locking him up for umpteen years)

      (Disclaimer been victim of assault and I think the 2 month probation and an apology was sufficient - also been victim of a hit-n-run where I think the driver got correct sentence (lost his license for a year and have to do a full drivers test to re-qualify) and paid for destruction of property)

    9. Re:Am I missing something or by Splab · · Score: 2, Informative

      But they weren't cold hearted, they where ignorant.

      Problem is in the US being ignorant is not a defense and thus the deed carries a minimum sentence of umpteen years. Over here ignorance still isn't an excuse it will however allow the judges to levy a punishment better fitting the crime.

      Also remember society based on revenge will just spiral out of control - who executes the executioner?

    10. Re:Am I missing something or by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Beyond reasonable doubt" my ass... "Beyond reasonable doubt" and "With no shadow of a doubt" are two different things.
    11. Re:Am I missing something or by numbsafari · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And anyone they killed is going to have a hard time getting back into society, as well.

      I guess Nina is going to have a hard time "reaquanting herself with the social order" given that she's now in permanent "non-voluntary solitary confinement".

      As for the starvation of a defenseless child... I don't even know how you can trivialize something like that.

      Huh.

      Punishment here seems to fit the crime.

    12. Re:Am I missing something or by arth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope you're not implying he should be in prison for less then 20 years, for murder?

      Yes, I would see much shorter sentences than that.

      You see, sending a person to prison is not really about that person, but really sending the message to any person who is contemplating murder.

      The sentence for murder being 20 years instead of 10 is going to stop how many murders, exactly? When death penalty doesn't stop people from murdering, why would you think longer sentences would?

      The reason why the American people want harsh sentencing is because they want revenge. What causes the least amount of future crime has no bearing on it. Treating convicts like human beings, teaching them skills and values that can make them able to function in society without committing crimes, and letting slates be wiped clean when a sentence has been served, that all leads to less recidivism, without increasing the crime rate.

      The often touted right-wing claim that if the criminals are treated well, they would want to go to jail is a completely unfounded fabrication. In countries that do treat their criminals like human beings, convicts still prefer freedom over incarceration, no matter how benign it otherwise is.
      The big difference, as I see it, is whether you teach the convicts that being hard, harsh and treating others like they're worthless is the thing to do, or whether you teach them that being nice to others pays off.

      But that's all academical -- as long as the US system is based on the biblical revenge system, it won't change, and the US is doomed to have a much higher crime rate and recidivism rate than other Western countries.
  6. Got any Line? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great comic strip who didnt believe him HERE.

    Got any lime?

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  7. The Anastasia mail order bride ad by edittard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else consider the Anastasia advert to be in bad taste, given the context of the story?

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    1. Re:The Anastasia mail order bride ad by nfk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I have always felt insulted by the Anastasia ad, given the geekiness of the Slashdot crowd. We don't order them, we build our own.

    2. Re:The Anastasia mail order bride ad by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2, Funny

      So it's like those 3D printers we keep hearing about?

      Nah, these really exist and can completely reproduce. Just most /.'ers will find it easier to aquire a 3D printer.

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  8. Re:Who said Reiser doesn't support robust recovery by JonathanR · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but by now, I reckon they'll only find a few bits.

  9. I would really like to know by Scholasticus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean that some time soon Richard Stallman is going to tell us where the HURD kernel is?

  10. Let's wait until he does cough it up. by tjstork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've got the troll points for arguing that he was guilty from the get-go, and I think that he is. But, in this case, I think before those people who supported him jump off of a mental cliff, let's let the DA actually deliver the body and the proof of Hans's cooperation. The story is believable enough, but, let's let the DA PROVE it first.

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  11. reasonable doubt by nguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow I feel like a moron for have ever attempted to defend Hans online at all.

    You shouldn't. To most people, even people who "defended" him, it was more likely than not that he was guilty. But the legal criterion is "beyond a reasonable doubt". I think based on the publicly released evidence, there was still a reasonable doubt.

    I still don't feel really comfortable with jurors making decisions based on "looking into people's eyes", as one of the jurors was saying; given how many people believe in astrology, mind reading, new age, and other supernatural stuff, I think there there's a lot of potential for bad decision making there. And there are, indeed, lots of wrongful convictions, so it's not like the system is working perfectly.

    Still, it looks like the jurors were right on this one.

    1. Re:reasonable doubt by alcmaeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I still don't feel really comfortable with jurors making decisions based on "looking into people's eyes"

      Frankly, that bothers me a whole hell of a lot less than the fact that he was convicted of murder without any significant evidence his wife was dead as opposed to simply missing.

    2. Re:reasonable doubt by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Circumstantial...You can find my blood stains in my house and my car(a lot of it there on the carpet from when I was barefoot and tore a big hole in my heel via a raised screw), yet I'm still alive. According to your reasoning, if I was to go missing I must have committed suicide.

      I think the point here is that while it seems the majority of us here think he's guilty, some would rather see a guilty man go free than an innocent man's life taken away.

      OJ hasn't had the highest standard of living since his trial, so one can't really argue they completely escape punishment, guilty or innocent, in the court of public opinion.

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    3. Re:reasonable doubt by penguin_dance · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a way, this mirrors the Scott Peterson case in California except there was a body. There was some evidence that Scott was involved but nothing definitive. His behavior and his affair raised suspicions. But like this case, the juror saw a defendant who was deceptive.

      I would say that placing himself 80 miles away in the bay the day she disappeared and where his wife and child's bodies washed up a few months later was pretty definitive. Just the fact that his alibi was that he went fishing on Christmas Eve and having an 8-month pregnant wife about to deliver their first child made me suspect him early on. NO woman in that state is going to just let hubby go fishing 80 miles away while she prepares for company over Christmas.

      I'm not that familiar with this case, but it's not uncommon for the husband to claim the woman abandoned their children for another life. But when examining the wife's character, it turns out extremely unlikely. There's another case, this time a Drew Peterson (a former cop) who's 3rd wife's manner of death has recently been change from accidental to homicide and who's 4th wife has disappeared. He's claiming she ran off with another man. Most, including police, have there doubts. But unless they find the body, they'll probably only be able to charge him with the 3rd wife's death. His manner is also cocky, so I have no doubt he'll trip himself up eventually.

      From what I know of this case, Hans Reiser was the last known person to see Nina Reiser. It seems very doubtful that she not only would abandon her children to her ex-husband, but travel to Russia and then never contact her parents. Motive (divorce), means and opportunity were certainly all there along with forensic evidence of her blood. Defense lawyers love to disdain evidence as "circumstantial" but circumstantial evidence simply means there wasn't an eye-witness to the murder and is the type of evidence that makes up most cases.

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    4. Re:reasonable doubt by Leftist+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      he was convicted without ever being able to tell the jury about his wife's lover being a serial killer.

      Which was the right decision, considering that there is no evidence that Sturgeon actually killed anybody. That his "confession" never resulted in charges should tell you something.

    5. Re:reasonable doubt by prockcore · · Score: 4, Interesting

      because his wife's lover wasn't a serial killer. He was mentally ill.

      One of the people he claimed to have murdered is still alive.

    6. Re:reasonable doubt by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He murdered 8 people, and possibly a 9th; though when he left the 9th that one was still barely alive, and he was unsure if he had done sufficient damage to cause later death.

  12. ReiserFS Undelete Option Shown by cryptodan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reiser shows off his new methods of undeleting a file and recovering it.

  13. State sponsored open source by secondhand_Buddah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, look on the bright side, he will have 20 to life to contribute to his open source initiative project.

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  14. Hubris by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Reiser's hubris has sentenced him to what will almost certainly be more minimum 25 (or 15 if he gives up the body) than the 11 year sentenced that he was offered before trial. And of course as a murder, he deserves it.

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  15. Obligatory awful pun: by jockeys · · Score: 2, Funny

    hopefully he journaled the location of the body.

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  16. this reminds me of oj simpson by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    oj simpson's case was skewered in this country by race. that is, more black people tended to think of oj as innocent, and more white people thought of him as guilty

    the hans reiser case reveals that techies suffer this same sort of prejudice as black people concerning oj simpson. had this guy not authored a file system,

    1. no one would care about this case
    2. most would assume his guilt

    a lot pof people here think of themselves as intelligent and unbiased. if you assumed reiser's innocence, take a good har dlook in the mirror. tribal-level prejudice flows in your veins

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    1. Re:this reminds me of oj simpson by Paralizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      if you assumed reiser's innocence, take a good har dlook in the mirror
      Everyone should be assumed innocent until it is proven beyond a reasonable doubt that they are guilty. I don't need to look in the mirror to know that...
    2. Re:this reminds me of oj simpson by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Interesting

      tribal-level prejudice flows in your veins

      Yup. I think that such biases are actually stronger in support of someone for irrational tribal reasons than they are, these days, when it comes to being irrationally against someone who's not in your tribe. Classic examples these days would be the small number of people who poll saying they'd vote against Obama because he's black, compared to the huge number who will (and say they will!) vote for him because he's (to whatever degree) black. The folks who completely tossed their reason out the window over Reiser because he's a fellow nerd really do get a chance to stop and think, now. It's very similar to those that tolerate script kiddies and web site defacers because they feel some kinship to them, despite the fact that if the same kids did something similar in meat space (to their car, with spray paint) they'd get all upset.

      It was fair to assume Reiser's innocence until the testimony and his behavior started stacking up.

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    3. Re:this reminds me of oj simpson by samkass · · Score: 4, Informative

      Everyone should be assumed innocent... by the justice system and the jury. I'm allowed to think whatever I want as a private citizen.

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    4. Re:this reminds me of oj simpson by Alomex · · Score: 3, Informative

      Name ONE piece of evidence that is "undisputed fact" that it was planted. Just one.

      There's plenty: the blood on the sock that had (i) police anticoagulant on it and (ii) left the exact mark and shape of an essay tube being applied against a folded sock.

      The blood on the ford bronco, which was so clearly planted the prosecutors did not even mention in the trial, and the list goes on and on.

      but you seriously have to turn off your brain to think OJ was innocent

      What was I saying about people divided by color refusing to listen to each other? If you read my posting again you'll see that it claims he's clearly guilty. You seem to miss the fact that it is perfectly possible to be guilty and have evidence planted on you. Lazy policemen do that all the time to shorten the investigation time. In this case they got caught, that is the only difference.

      But they did themselves no favors by embracing OJ.

      Oh, I agree. By the same token whites did themselves no favors by refusing to acknowledge that the LAPD is a corrupt and racist police department that got caught planting evidence on a black person, which in this particular case happened to be both famous and guilty.

      In other words, black people need to take responsibility for their part in perpetuating racism.

      How about you: are you willing to take responsibility for your part in tolerating racism within the LAPD, which has been repeatedly caught planting evidence and doing other racist actions?

  17. Hmph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Note the absence of Hans Reiser's actual statements. For the moment, this may as well be just speculative spin doctoring by Orloff.

  18. Nerds and Geeks by mlwmohawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Poor Hans.

    We nerds and geeks have real issues with interpersonal relationships. We spend so much intellectual focus on concrete matters that the ambiguities and unsolvable problems of relationships seem almost alien and impossible with which to cope.

    If the stated facts are true, she was having an affair and embezzled money from the company. People have killed and have been killed for less.

    What makes it hard is that Hans didn't watch enough CSI or Columbo to get away with it. The two kids losing their mom is tragic. I can't say the woman had it coming, but everyone knows that sort of behavior triggers primal and violent reactions. How enraged would you be?

    Its certainly murder, but not 1st degree.

    1. Re:Nerds and Geeks by SpinyNorman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Being 1st degree or 2nd degree isn't a matter of whether you have any sympathy for him - it's a matter of whether it was premeditated (planned) - 1st degree - or unplanned in the heat of the moment (2nd degree).

      The evidence one hears in the press of her blood in the car, the front seat mysteriously gone missing with no explanation, and the car hosed down inside, all might tend to point to something that was perhaps unplanned (you'd think a nerd could plan it better), but OTOH we didn't hear all the evidence, and the jury that did hear it apparently thought it was planned (maybe for the exact reasons you suggest).

    2. Re:Nerds and Geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And still his fans make excuse for him. You really are pathetic.

      Had it coming? Nobody ever has murder coming. The guy is a murderer. He also tried to get away with it by destroying evidence. He should rot in jail until the end of his natural life whether he gives up the body or not.

      Poor fucking Hans indeed.

    3. Re:Nerds and Geeks by mlwmohawk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He is a murderer
      No disagreement there.

      a sociopath
      That is a scientific term with specific meaning. I have seen no evidence that he is.

      must be imprisoned for life
      Why? We let lots of murderers go after only a few years. Hell, you'll get more jail time for selling pot than you will for murder.

      Oh, and if you do include yourself amongst those who might even consider killing someone over a spurt of fury or over a great disappointment, then you have serious issues my friend. I recommend a group of good mental health professionals.

      Sorry to say it dude, crimes of passion are in the human genome and there is nothing you can do about it. Want proof? Ask any parent if they could kill someone who harms their children. I know I could. If anyone touched my son or daughter, there wouldn't be enough left to identify.

      I used to be afraid of big dogs, I was bitten by a german sheppard when I was a kid. So, I generally avoided them. One day, I was with my son in the park and a couple loose dogs were growling, fighting, and coming toward us. Instinctively I put myself between my son and the dogs, I had to kick one in the mouth before they ran away.

      This is a true story, and I tell you, it makes no difference if it is dogs or people, if its your children, you'd kill.

      Since we all have the capability of murder, we have to gear our prosecution on the motivations. Self defense, perfectly understandable. Fit of rage? not as bad as cold hearted killer.

    4. Re:Nerds and Geeks by RicardoGCE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know this is Slashdot, but can we get off the "we nerds - a breed apart" pony, please? IF the guy did it, he is a murderer, period. He is not a pitiable tragic figure driven to madness by a duplicitous spouse and the supposed "nerd traits" some here like to pretend are not only ingrained in all so-called "nerds" or "geeks" (wouldn't want to piss anyone off pretending they are the same damn thing, would we?), but also wear as a badge of honor.

      If he did it, he's a murderer. End of story.

      How enraged would I be? Plenty. And if my rage ended in murder, I'd be a murderer too.

    5. Re:Nerds and Geeks by StormReaver · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We spend so much intellectual focus on concrete matters that the ambiguities and unsolvable problems of relationships seem almost alien and impossible with which to cope."

      Speak for yourself. I'm good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

  19. Re:fuck by afxgrin · · Score: 3, Informative

    The summary is deceiving dude. The judge just speculates he's going to reveal the location for a reduction of sentence.

    There's seriously nothing saying Hans even knows where it is.

  20. Re:fuck by martinX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The opposite, I think. The parole board isn't there to second-guess the jury, or give you time off "just in case". They assume that because you were found guilty, you are guilty and your protestations to the contrary are simply because you refuse to face up to the fact you are guilty, so you can't yet be paroled.

    This means, of course, that if you are innocent, it sucks to be you when you front up to a parole board.

    Disclaimer: I garnered my knowledge from someone who was innocent but in jail, and also the movie Double Jeopardy, starring Ashley Judd.

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  21. interesting insight on possible outcomes by v1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    from the provided article, I spotted one very interesting comment:

    Conclusion: Either he is guilty and gets 15 years or he is innocent and gets 25 years.

    For that reason I think the whole idea of "making deals" should be tossed out. Criminals should not be allowed to trade aspects of their crime to reduce their sentence. All that seems to do is encourage them to plan their crime more carefully so they have more "bargaining power" if caught. If he did it, and hadn't hid the body as well, and they found it, he wouldn't be offered this option to reduce his sentence.

    Although someone else said that recently no governor has granted parole for anyone convicted of 1st or 2nd degree murder, so it may not matter either way. The "to life" probably will be applied.

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  22. I know where it is! by Pienjo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's in /lost+found.

  23. I told you so by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, I am going to say "I told you so". I posted in just about all of the Reiser threads that I was sure he killed his wife. Why? I had a fiancee (we did not marry though) in Ukraine a few years ago and I know American men who married women from Ukraine and Russia. One thing that is just a 100% constant with these women is that they are always devoted to their children. The idea that a Russian woman would simply abandon her children is just ludicrous in the extreme. A Russian mother would NEVER abandon her children. When Reiser claimed she had done this, I knew he killed her. Since 99% or more of you have never had relationships with women in this part of the world, I can only tell you that they simply do NOT under any circumstances abandon their children. Fathers over there do this all the time, but not mothers.

    Another issue is that the women over there are vindictive to an extent that Americans (and probably any man not from there) just cannot comprehend. I found it impossible to believe as well that she would return to Russia simply because any woman I've ever met from that part of the world would instead fight her husband in court just to stick it to him as much as possible. The idea that Nina Reiser would abandon her kids and a possible chance to stick it to Hans in the legal system just to live a footloose life in Russia is impossible to believe for anyone who's had any real experience with these women.

    1. Re:I told you so by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Russian mother would NEVER abandon her children. When Reiser claimed she had done this, I knew he killed her. Since 99% or more of you have never had relationships with women in this part of the world, I can only tell you that they simply do NOT under any circumstances abandon their children.

      I for one am glad that the standard of proof has moved from "innocent until proven guilty" to "innocence doesn't jive with my 100% accurate stereotypes." Well, I suppose back to that. It used to be you could tell the guilt of a person just by looking at them.

      Also, having her husband convicted of murder, and her children sent to live with her mother is sticking it to him in a nasty way.

      I thought he was guilty when he started attempting to explain why he had hosed off the car, personally.

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  24. messed up? by mevets · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > 15 years alone is going to mess him even up..

    Like make him so crazy he might kill the mother of his children?

  25. Where is the Corpus Delicti? by mangu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The story is believable enough, but, let's let the DA PROVE it first.

    IANAL, but in all the Perry Mason stories I read, the trial always start with proving Corpus Delicti which, as Perry Mason always explains, is not the body of the victim, but a proof that a crime was committed.


    In this case, I wonder: wasn't Reiser committed wrongfully? Because if finding the body could turn the conviction from first degree to second degree murder it clearly means that first degree murder hasn't been proved beyond reasonable doubt. At least, "beyond reasonable doubt" doesn't seem like something that could be dispelled by examining a body that has been hidden for several years.


    And what if, after examining the body, evidence is found that death could have had a natural cause, or be a suicide? With that reasonable doubt, would the conviction be reversed?


    Finally, the juror mentioned in this article that made his decision based on the accused's eyes really scares me. What if I had been tried? Would a crazy schoolteacher send me to prison for life because he didn't like the look in my eyes? There's so much debate on lie detectors in general, experts cannot agree on which subtle body signals will tell if someone is lying or not. If trained police agents, people with vast experience in interrogation practices, using advanced equipment for evaluating stress, cannot tell for sure if someone is lying or not, how come a fifth-grade schoolteacher is able to tell just by a glance at the eyes?...


    I'm not saying Reiser is either guilty or not. But that juror's statements make me hope I never stand trial, not under that system, unless there's at least one honest man in the jury to restrain the crazy old schoolteachers.

    1. Re:Where is the Corpus Delicti? by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In this case, I wonder: wasn't Reiser committed wrongfully? Because if finding the body could turn the conviction from first degree to second degree murder it clearly means that first degree murder hasn't been proved beyond reasonable doubt.

      I think Reiser is guilty. The evidence was overwhelming, I thought. The reason the DA would be willing to cop some sort of a deal would be to bring closure to the victim's family. They would be able to bury Nina and try and move on with their lives, and Hans is still going to be behind bars for a good, long time.

      Finally, the juror mentioned in this article [wired.com] that made his decision based on the accused's eyes really scares me. What if I had been tried? Would a crazy schoolteacher send me to prison for life because he didn't like the look in my eyes?

      I think you voice the fears of someone who is younger. As you get older, you get a better sense of who is sincere and who has something to hide and I would probably think the juror's judgement is ok. The human mind is a pretty darned good judge of character, if you listen to it.

      And besides, that's why there's more than one juror.

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    2. Re:Where is the Corpus Delicti? by mangu · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you voice the fears of someone who is younger. As you get older, you get a better sense of who is sincere and who has something to hide and I would probably think the juror's judgement is ok. The human mind is a pretty darned good judge of character, if you listen to it.

      Just to show you how faulty that judgement can be, I'm 51 years old. I have enough experience to know that very often those people who think themselves a "pretty darned good judge of character" aren't that good as they think.

    3. Re:Where is the Corpus Delicti? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would a crazy schoolteacher send me to prison for life because he didn't like the look in my eyes? Yes. With the above normal rate of high-functioning autism among geeks it would seem very possible as one of the most common traits is a reluctance to meet other people's eyes which is often interpreted as being 'shifty eyed' and a sign of guilt.
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  26. Name change by ericspinder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about renaming it for the woman he killed? NinaFS, perhaps?

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    1. Re:Name change by Se7enLC · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not to mention the usage:

      mount /dev/hda1 -t nina
      fsck.nina /dev/hda1

      the joke goes on and on...

  27. Bad Summary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Its almost like the person writing the summary didn't even read the article, but then the article itself has a badly written headline. The D.A. said that Reiser *might* disclose the location of the body for a reduced sentence. So this is nothing more than speculation at this point.

  28. Re:fuck by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, really is quite simple for him. First he gangs up with his buddy who is similarly innocent but banged up because he was obviously framed, busts out of the joint with said buddy, preferably using some death-defying feat, then gets some guns, and goes on a shooting rampage trying to hide from the cops and FBI, in order to find the guy who framed them all (probably Ballmer, you just know it) then in a close-called thing, as the FBI is closing in, get the bad guy to confess as they are listening in, thus removing all need for a new trial and which also neatly accounts for the dead bodies (after all, you're now proven innocent, so killing all the bad guys' henchmen is just forgotten about).

    Disclaimer: I garnered my legal knowledge from the movie Tango and Cash and others starring Mel Gibson.

  29. RTFA by macdaddy · · Score: 4, Informative

    You should RTFA. It doesn't say that he's confessed. Yet, at least. And it doesn't say that's he's offered to lead the DA to the body. Clearly the Wired reporter that wrote the story is used to writing technical articles, not articles about murder and the legal system.

  30. Some offenders cannot be rehabilitated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To this end, another purpose of prison is to protect citizens by removing violent criminals from society.

    In any case, in rejecting the conservative koolaid you've apparently taking to smoking the liberal weed. Rehabilitation was not the original purpose of prison in the United States--pointed to by the fact that we _used_ to say that a criminal was released "when they had repaid their debt to society." You'll note that this is not the same as "You're fixed now--go forth and commit murder no more!"

    The idea that someone can be rehabilitated is an interesting one, but evaluation of a prisoner's state of mind and character _while in prison_ is pretty much impossible--leaving us with the option of incarceration for the protection of society or freeing violent criminals to prey on new victims. And every some judge lets rapist out who proceds to molest and murder a little girl, the citizens (rightfully) get up in arms and want "mandatory" sentencing.

    The system is broken on both ends--a few bad decisions by a few bad judges and people start thinking "I don't want them letting some serial killer loose in my neighborhood" (never mind how statistically unlikely this is) and then: poof! Mandatory Sentencing Law 1243b.

    A better solution might be to push for rehabilitation in cases where the crimes were non-violent (or perhaps to use creative sentencing to avoid prison terms for some things) and to find some other alternative for violent criminals.

    Unfortunately, the nuances don't lend themselves to sound bites as well as "Convicted rapist molests three-year-old" or "Man unjustly sentenced released after 20 year in jail." And rational discussion is right out these days, in any case.

  31. Re:Why? by Bud+Dickman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's not the distinction. The point would be that it's a good faith gesture that would help a case for leniency. Convicts are rewarded with early parole for good behavior; just think of this action as rewarding good behavior.

    I get all my legal knowledge from Law and Order so this could be all wrong.

  32. Oblig. User Friendly by Sentry21 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope this finally serves as a "wake up call" for Linux lickers and lovers that using Linux does increase chances of violence and murder. Linux is bad juju
  33. Care for a bath ? by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Informative
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  34. Just one thing I didn't understand, Inspector... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was kind of on the fence about all this, as you never get a true/complete picture from the reporting.

    Until I read, however, that he had removed the front passenger seat from his car so he 'could sleep in the car', and then claimed that he threw away the seat (or was unable to produce it).

    That goes against the instinct of every geek-like person I've met - they'd all keep the seat, so they could replace it later if they needed to use it, or wanted to sell the car, etc. "I'll keep it just in case."

    That was the bit of his story that made me think "uh oh".

    Good job I wasn't on the jury, eh? :)

  35. No way! by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should at least rename it to try to distance the software as much as possible from its creator....

    Nah. I may be a dorky white guy who's never been in a real fight, but now that I'm using a murderer's filesystem I feel, like, totally gangsta.

    Don't take that away from me.

  36. Re:A little compassion, perhaps? by quag7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many thousands upon thousands of people died today?

    How many people here know Hans or Nina Reiser?

    Every time something like this happens, the tissue brigade (not that one, the other one) comes out berating others for not being all solemn about it. I don't know Hans or Nina Reiser, or their kids. If I could have intervened to stop the murder of this complete stranger, I would have, but pretending that this emotionally affects me in any way, shape, or form, is just being a drama queen.

    It reminds me of when I was a kid and we used to drive out to my grandparents house for Easter on Good Friday and between 12 and 3 - the hours we'd be traveling - my mother would insist that there be no music or discussion in the car, because, you know, Jesus suffered on the cross two thousand years ago during those hours (supposedly). And she's screw on this phony bullshit look of solemnity and I'd just want to ask my father, "Is she REALLY serious?"

    I wasn't listen to my Walkman, couldn't play electronic games - nothing. I had to sit there in the car in the fucking purgatory of the Poconos and pretend to be really upset about Jesus dying (which is particularly stupid if you already know the end of the story), but lucky me, I had several days, and several hours, of *church* in front of me to look forward to. Hooray.

    This particular case is of interest only because many of us use MurderFS (sorry, sorry, shouldn't make light of this), and if we didn't, this murder really wouldn't make a damn bit of difference any more than the thousands of other deaths happening around the world right now.

    As for joking about death, murder, mayhem, genocide - as far as I am concerned, the worst atrocities our species are capable of are definitely worth humor. Humor may be the only thing that even comes close to standing up to the very real and unpleasant reality of our own mortality. There is a big difference between joking about this or any other serious event, and somehow taking pleasure in other peoples' loss. Humor takes a little of the wind out of tragedy. Or it's supposed to, anyway.

    I don't know Hans or Nina Reiser, nor the guy on his deathbed in Swaziland who is about to expire right now, and I'm not going to sit here and pretend I am in any way emotionally invested in this enough to alter my behavior. This is how the human psyche works, thank god, or we'd do nothing but sob ourselves to death - what matters is what happens to our respective tribes. Everything outside of that is merely fodder for the rest of humanity to go into phony mourning in a display to everyone of how sensitive they are.

    Fuck that shit.

  37. Re:Who said Reiser doesn't support robust recovery by Ioldanach · · Score: 2, Informative
    I can't think of any language or system offhand in which NULL implies zero. What are you referring to?

    NULL, zero, NaN, and undef are all distinct constructs which are not completely interchangable, though some computing languages allow you to interchange some of them.

    As far as I'm aware:

    • zero is a value, none. None is not the same as nothing.
    • NaN is a theoretical value, there's a value out there but because the conditions that got you to this point in the calculation are the result of taking an unknown to an unknown level, you can't define what it is, let alone that it is a number.
    • NULL is valueless, empty, nothing. It might be used in the context of a null set, in which case the set is empty, but this isn't the same as a set which contains a single entry that is a zero, it is simply outright empty. If you ask if 0 == 0, the result is true, if you ask if NULL == 0, the answer is false, because the NULL is nothingness. If you ask if NULL == NULL, the answer is still false, because neither value can match anything.
    • undef is a placeholder of something that will probably get a value at some point, but currently doesn't have one. Until it does, its value can probably be considered NULL.
  38. Ad on the /. page... by hiryuu · · Score: 4, Funny


    Am I the only one who got the inline Flash ad image for a Russian dating service on this /. comments page, and who found it somewhere between distasteful and darkly humorous?

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  39. WRONG BITCH! by Ultra64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't think of any language or system offhand in which NULL implies zero. What are you referring to?

    #ifdef __cplusplus
    #define NULL 0
    #else
    #define NULL ((void *)0)
    #endif

    More about NULL
  40. C and C++, ever heard of em? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't think of any language or system offhand in which NULL implies zero. What are you referring to?

    C and C++, for starters. In what system where "NULL" (as distinct from "null") is actually a defined term does it not mean zero*?

    NULL is valueless, empty, nothing. It might be used in the context of a null set, in which case the set is empty, but this isn't the same as a set which contains a single entry that is a zero, it is simply outright empty. If you ask if 0 == 0, the result is true, if you ask if NULL == 0, the answer is false, because the NULL is nothingness. If you ask if NULL == NULL, the answer is still false, because neither value can match anything.

    No, NULL is a pointer, and a pointer is an unsigned integer. You can't assign the value of "valueless" to an integer. You can assign zero. In the vast majority of systems, the comparison of "NULL == 0" is true, and thus of course "NULL == NULL" is also true.

    Hell, even in java, "null == null" would return true. That's the whole point of having a 'null' value; being able to compare other pointers and references to this value, to see if they are valid.

    * Of course since it's just a #define value in C, it can be different and there are always exceptions. In fact I worked on a system at IBM where they defined NULL as some non-zero 64-bit value, simply because they wanted to force programmers to use if (pointer != NULL) instead of the lazier (but usually equally correct) if (pointer). Personally I think this created as many bugs as it prevented.

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    1. Re:C and C++, ever heard of em? by Ioldanach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, NULL is a pointer, and a pointer is an unsigned integer. You can't assign the value of "valueless" to an integer. You can assign zero. In the vast majority of systems, the comparison of "NULL == 0" is true, and thus of course "NULL == NULL" is also true.
      Null can be implemented as a pointer, but doesn't have to be. In SQL the expected behavior of NULL is to match nothing, except statements like 'WHERE x IS NULL' or IFNULL().
    2. Re:C and C++, ever heard of em? by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 3, Informative

      Curiously, in C++, that definition would be invalid, even if the underlying implementation of NULL was in fact not 0.

      C++ has several rather odd requirements for NULL that basically come down to the following:

      NULL is defined as 0, no discussion.
      0, as a constant, has special behavior allowing it to be implicitly cast to any pointer type, where it will be a "NULL value" that is distinct from any valid pointer, but is not guaranteed to take any particular bit pattern.
      Testing a pointer in a conditional, or casting it to bool implicitly or explicitly, results in true if the pointer is not a "NULL value" or false if it is.

      The end result is that you can end up treating 0 as NULL, and treating a null pointer as 0, right up until you decide to muck about with direct memory access, at which point that all goes out the window.

      Essentially, int *x = NULL; if(x) fail(); is guaranteed to not fail, while int *x = NULL; int y; memcpy(&y, &x, sizeof(y)); if(y) fail(); is not guaranteed to not fail (even if x and y are the same size.) Also, NULL == 0 is always true, and int *x = NULL; x == 0 is also always true.

      As I understand it, C doesn't pin things down quite this firmly, but in the end it gives some of the same guarantees. I suspect that definition of NULL isn't technically conforming to the C language spec, though I wouldn't bet money on it - I don't know C minutiae as well as I do C++.

      Now you know more about NULL in C++ than you ever really wanted to. :D

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    3. Re:C and C++, ever heard of em? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Curiously, in C++, that definition would be invalid, even if the underlying implementation of NULL was in fact not 0.

      IBM didn't really care; they would happily ignore the spec and do it what they considered "the right way".

      Another example that I recall was that their compiler disallowed catch(...). The logic was that your code should never throw an unexpected type of exception, so your catch() blocks should always specify exactly what they're expecting, such that if anything unexpected does happen, it will hit the uncaught exception handler and let you know something is busted. You'd think this could be a coding guideline (same with the "use if(pointer == NULL)" thing), but nope, they wanted to make sure it never happened.

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  41. Re:Huh? Troll much? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Exactly where do you draw the threshhold of "reasonable doubt"?
    Well, 'reasonable doubt' means just that -- some amount of uncertainty that exists because a person of average intelligence could be lead to believe in that uncertainty for various reasons.

    Not having a body doesn't count much these days as 'reasonable doubt,' as plenty of jurors can imagine scenarios in which the body would not be found.

    A lack of strong evidence could represent a reasonable doubt. While they found blood in Reiser's vehicle, it was only trace amounts and those trace amounts could be explained by circumstances other than 'he murdered her and dragged the body around in his car'.

    However, I think what probably did him in was the eyewitness testimony, particularly that of his son, who changed his story from 'Hans and Nina left separately' to 'Hans and Nina left together and only Hans came back'. In the minds of the jurors, that must have seemed particularly damning.

    OTOH, a different set of jurors might have seen it differently -- after all, the boy did change his story, so they might think "how do we know which time he told the truth?"

    I dunno. But I think he did it. So what do I know?
  42. Re:juror comp by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Informative
    Wow, the last time I went for jury duty (US, DC metro area, 2006) we got $15 per day compensation. Period. No meals, transportation, or parking expenses. I was there for about 6 hours, so the state values my time at less than $2.50 per hour. I understand exactly why folks in the US don't want to participate in jury duty.

    Here's an example from Baltimore County, Maryland.

    On a daily basis, the Circuit Court for Baltimore County compensates each juror $15 plus provides validated parking in a County garage. If you are empanelled on a petit jury for more than five days, starting on Day # 6, your compensation will increase to $50 per day. Maryland law does not state that your employer has to pay you while you serve as a juror; however, the court will provide you with certification of attendance.
  43. Re:juror comp by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's actually a very reasonably policy. "We expect your undivided attention in this legal matter. We'll value your time accordingly."

    The last jury selection I attended, everyone in the room was concerned about being chosen for the multi-week domestic abuse case. Several single-parents tried to be excused, but all were denied because covering for their kids was considered "an inconvenience" and not a necessity. I saw exactly one person be excused from jury duty prior to the selection process - an elderly woman on oxygen and taking hallucinogenic meds. If you're not doped-up and can fog a mirror, you qualify for jury duty in the States.

    I did a little searching, and Maryland is par for the course on jury comp. The data is a little stale, but it's representative. Your employer can't legally fire you while you're on jury duty, but he can force you to burn all your leave and then take a leave-of-absence (i.e. no pay.) $15 per day won't cover beans. Minimum wage in the US is currently $5.85/hr, moving up to $6.55/hr in July. $15 is about 2.5 hours of minimum-wage labor. A full-time minimum-wage employee is earning $46.80/day. Basically, regardless of your employment status, jury duty in the States is "punishment."

  44. Re:We don't need to imagine. by RedOctober · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tycho Brahms? Are you sure it wasn't Johannes Brahe?