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The Tiger Effect and Internet DDoS

An anonymous reader writes "Many US and Canadian ISPs thought they were under a massive denial of service attack yesterday — traffic spiked by hundreds of gigabits across North America. Turns out that the traffic was due to live streaming of the U.S. Open and Tiger Woods nail-biting victory."

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  1. naming this effect? by COMON$ · · Score: 4, Funny
    tigerd

    Tigerdotted

    I Got wooded?

    ok /.ers you can do better. I need to update my ids logs to take this into consideration ;)

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    1. Re:naming this effect? by belgar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Opened?

      /got nothing

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    2. Re:naming this effect? by Doddman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tigerslashwooddot effect

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    3. Re:naming this effect? by Gewalt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How bout we call it 'FF3 world record attempt' instead?

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    4. Re:naming this effect? by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 5, Funny

      What does Final Fantasy 3 have to do with this? You leave that ragtag crew out of it!

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    5. Re:naming this effect? by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fourputted?

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    6. Re:naming this effect? by marklark · · Score: 1

      Tiger/Wood. effect

    7. Re:naming this effect? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Slashwooded. (Ouch!)

    8. Re:naming this effect? by SiriusStarr · · Score: 1

      Bogied?

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    9. Re:naming this effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tiGerpw0neD

    10. Re:naming this effect? by kd4zqe · · Score: 1

      They got Mulligan'd

      For those not in the know, that's a golf shot that screwed up so bad, that it needs to be done again and the players pretend the original never happened (essentially a "do-over"). Totally not a tournament rule, though I was once at a tourney where a younger player called for one, not knowing. He was a friend, and I was so embarrassed.

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  2. You learn something new every day by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who knew that there was a professional nail-biter's competition, let alone that Tiger Woods won it?

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    1. Re:You learn something new every day by Digestromath · · Score: 1

      I thought this was some sort of mixed martial art competition and Tiger Woods won by repeatingly biting someone's nails. Must be some sort of new fangled submission technique.

    2. Re:You learn something new every day by PawNtheSandman · · Score: 1

      Rickson by armbar.

  3. Not Firefox? by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean it wasn't due to Firefox downloads? Guess it's not yet as mainstream as I'd like it to be. :)

    1. Re:Not Firefox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Something like FF downloads would be decentralised by akami and other caches. Live, copyrighted streams are probably going to be coming from one server farm, thereby converging all the traffic at a point.

    2. Re:Not Firefox? by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Joke --------> *whoosh*
                O <--- You
              --|--
                |
              / \
       


      (Credit and credit)

    3. Re:Not Firefox? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's not like the technology for a "broadcast" message hasn't been developed, where it's only split up to individual destinations after it makes most of the journey, thus reducing traffic by an order of magnitude. Or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 orders of magnitude in a case like this.

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    4. Re:Not Firefox? by Fumus · · Score: 1

      Someone just move the arrow a little as if it hits through the head and say "I still don't get it. My head hurts...".
      I tried my best to post it but the filter won't let me :(

    5. Re:Not Firefox? by antdude · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ouch, the guy's poor legs.

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    6. Re:Not Firefox? by icsx · · Score: 1

      It _was_ Firefox. However, US open sponsor for live streaming, Microsoft, didn't want to admit that. Who the hell watches GOLF when you could have watched females with skirts in Tennis instead?

    7. Re:Not Firefox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sonic boom at that range causes torso separation.

      Some jokes are downright dangerous.

    8. Re:Not Firefox? by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      Ok, so you missed the joke, but it happens you are wrong as well. FF downloads traditionally have been mirrored but not on a CDN. That may have changed this time around, but I didn't notice.

    9. Re:Not Firefox? by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      Joke --------> *whoosh*

      For this article, "swoosh" might be more appropriate than "whoosh." :-)

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    10. Re:Not Firefox? by clint999 · · Score: 0

      Haven't most users updated to Leopard by now?

  4. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by Broken+scope · · Score: 3, Funny

    All that an you couldn't even bother to do a "first post" quote.

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  5. Tiger? Euro2008? by superphreak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I thought it was due to Euro2008 coverage on Espn360.com

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  6. Tiger effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Haven't most users updated to Leopard by now?

    1. Re:Tiger effect? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Haven't most users updated to Leopard by now?
      Oh, FSCKING JEBUS. Why does some nitwit have to make everything about Apple?!

      Hint to Steve Jobs genuflecting tards: No, life is not all about Apple. No go outside and get some fresh air. Now.
    2. Re:Tiger effect? by bobdotorg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Haven't most users updated to Leopard by now?

      Oh, FSCKING JEBUS. Why does some nitwit have to make everything about Apple?!

      Hint to Steve Jobs genuflecting tards: No, life is not all about Apple. No go outside and get some fresh air. Now.


      Wow. Get some air. You're right. And it's a really nice day out. Head on out and get some air.

      You just gave me an excellent idea. I'll just pop out to the Apple Store and get a MacBook Air.
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  7. Well that doesn't explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    why I'm paying 80 dollars a month for only 6mbps download and 512kb upload. And that every night around 8 or so my internet starts to go dial up speed. And that the router I have is 100% unconfigurable. I literally can't do a damn thing to it. And if that's not enough, there's one technician in the whole area. That's 4 counties. Illinois sucks. There're only two ISP's for me. One offers 512kb download and 256kb upload for 25 dollars a month. Or I can keep what I have now. Sorry for the mostly off topic rant, but I'm in a bad mood today all because of my internet. Rawrr!!!! And yet, I'm still on it.

    1. Re:Well that doesn't explain... by superphreak · · Score: 3, Funny

      7-9mbps down, 512up, $30 :D Cox, Oklahoma City (although the city itself is terrible)

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    2. Re:Well that doesn't explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Advertised 10('powerboost' to 12)Mbps down averages 11Mbps 512Kbps up, $40 Cox. We down here in Redneckland get great bandwidth on cheap.

    3. Re:Well that doesn't explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oklahoma City is a boring place if you're a boring person. Oklahoma City is a terrible city if you're a fool who doesn't know how to find a good time. You can find any place to be boring/terrible if you're not willing to get off your ass and do something about it.

    4. Re:Well that doesn't explain... by bram · · Score: 1

      hmm
      6mbps down, 512k up 35 Euro/month ($US 50 or so). in Belgium
      EDPnet

      And we're supposed to be the most expensive in Europe.

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    5. Re:Well that doesn't explain... by ale_ryu · · Score: 1

      Wow, I live in Argentina, here we pay US$30 for a 1mb down 64/128kb up connection :'(

    6. Re:Well that doesn't explain... by ale_ryu · · Score: 1

      sorry, I meant mbps and kbps :P
      Oh, and the service is quite unstable, no matter which company you choose

    7. Re:Well that doesn't explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having been in OKC, KC, NYC, Atlanta, Austin, Portland, Miami, San Juan, London, Hamburg, Seoul, Athens, Rome and others in the last 10 years, I can say OKC is the worst of them. I am obviously not the "unwilling to get off my ass" kind of guy. Going to the movies or the mall is NOT my idea of a good time.

    8. Re:Well that doesn't explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10/1 for about the same in Tulsa. Coulda' sworn you capital jerks had better. :/

    9. Re:Well that doesn't explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oklahoma? That explains your sig.

  8. Jennifered? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Jennicam caused massive overloading the first time she had realtime sex. Likely there were other occasions before that too.

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    1. Re:Jennifered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, where can I find this Jennifer and, most importantly, is she still doing it?

    2. Re:Jennifered? by Matt+Perry · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now, where can I find this Jennifer and, most importantly, is she still doing it?
      She took down her site, but you can call her at 867-5309 and ask if she has some DVDs.
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    3. Re:Jennifered? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

      No longer doing this, but there are reruns (search for "jennicam last week").

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    4. Re:Jennifered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      victoria secret's first streamed show had issues.

    5. Re:Jennifered? by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 4, Funny

      victoria secret's first streamed show had issues.
      Luckily, most of these issues were caught by tissues!
    6. Re:Jennifered? by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1
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  9. Office bandwith by silas_moeckel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I remember working at a streaming media startup and a Tiger nail bitter was our first live event. 8 Years ago that was 24gb a sec and the average bit rate was 368kbs if I remember correctly. There is a lot more bandwidth now than then. The fun part was running the logs and associating the AS and often the big company associated with it, there seemed to be a lot of people with comfy offices a lot of bandwidth and a love of golf back then.

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    1. Re:Office bandwith by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      there seemed to be a lot of people with comfy offices a lot of bandwidth and a love of golf back then. Really? You don't say?
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    2. Re:Office bandwith by Gman26 · · Score: 1

      I really bet most of those in comfy offices were watching it on tv....not the internet.

    3. Re:Office bandwith by cheater512 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I just hope a CEO asks the obvious question: "Why did it take out our big net connections? They were all watching the same thing!"

      Maybe then they will enable multicast.

    4. Re:Office bandwith by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Funny you say that. We have a tv hidden in a cabinet here. We don't use it much. Coworker was watching this event though. (Not trying to cover my butt, I just find golf boring as hell. If I was interested I'd have been watching too.)

    5. Re:Office bandwith by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      And that would be a bet I'd take with 1000 to 1 odds any day of the week. You bet a dollar, I'd pay you $1000 if you're right.

      The VAST majority of offices have no TV service whatsoever. They do have Internet as a cost of doing business, though. Major golf event that happens during the business day? You bet your bottom dollar that the C?O and most VP's are going to be watching a live stream of it.

    6. Re:Office bandwith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because multi-cast was disabled on the routers to avoid sending the same port 129 attack to all the vulnerable versions of windows that can't handle a small little packet on port 129 despite 5 years of research into how to fix it on windows.

  10. If he had lost... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    We could call it the mourningwoods effect. [rimshot]

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  11. Oops. by WK2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    traffic spiked by hundreds of gigabits across North America.

    Oh sorry, that was me. I downloaded several seasons of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Seriously, hundreds of gigabits across North America is a problem? 500 gigabits is approximately 62 GB.

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    1. Re:Oops. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Informative

      Seriously, hundreds of gigabits across North America is a problem? 500 gigabits is approximately 62 GB. that'll be per second.

    2. Re:Oops. by g0at · · Score: 1

      So why don't people say what they mean? Yeesh.

    3. Re:Oops. by electricbern · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what is 62Gb? It is like the size of my Windows registry. But seriously I think they meant that the traffic was hundreds of gigabits/second over the usual.

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    4. Re:Oops. by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      How many library of congress' of porn is that per second?

    5. Re:Oops. by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      library of congress' of porn Is that the SI unit for porn?
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    6. Re:Oops. by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      I'm not familiar with that metric. However, it is equivalent to just over 1 million bathtubs full of betamax tapes.

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    7. Re:Oops. by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

      Maybe I don't give enough credit to the LoC, but for some reason I can't see browsing the stacks for that type of, uh, material.

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    8. Re:Oops. by Da+Fokka · · Score: 5, Funny

      The kiloclit

    9. Re:Oops. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I propose the new nomenclature of a "Jeremy" as an SI unit, which is equivalent to the amount of porn viewed by the average 15 year old, broadband connected male per week. That'll put the bits into perspective ;)

      Given that, what was this golf thing, something like 15-20 Jeremys?

    10. Re:Oops. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      So why don't people say what they mean? Yeesh. May I suggest you go out and bludgeon every producer of "10 Mbit", "100 Mbit" and "Gigabit" ethernet cards, switches and so on? I mean, speaking of network traffic without dividing it by a time unit, there should be a law against things like that.
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    11. Re:Oops. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What is the nickname of Rosanne Barr's pussy?

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    12. Re:Oops. by lord_sarpedon · · Score: 1

      Measuring the internet in kiloclits is like measuring the diameter of our galaxy in nanometers.

      Numbers like that are a waste of perfectly good zeroes (that could otherwise be used for the encoded storage of more clits).

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    13. Re:Oops. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      But browsing the librarians is another matter.... think of the tight black pencil skirts, loose white blouses, those spectacles, and lascivious use of a pencil :-)

    14. Re:Oops. by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no kidding. I'd be totally embarassed to be caught in the possession of any Star Trek material.

          Now, to find some good goat pr0n...

    15. Re:Oops. by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      What is the nickname of Rosanne Barr's pussy?

      An abomination?

      Damn...now where the hell did I put that brain bleach?

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  12. Nail-biting victory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it hard to believe that there's anything that can possibly be nail-biting about watching golf.

    1. Re:Nail-biting victory? by rob1980 · · Score: 1

      Anything that says "sudden death" on it tends to be like that.

    2. Re:Nail-biting victory? by swb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I used to feel the same exact way -- I thought watching golf was about as exciting as watching the grass its played on grow.

      I don't know what happened, but I've gotten kind of hooked on the major tournaments. There's enough camera coverage that they actually spend most of the time with a decent golfer hitting the ball, so its not just a bunch of guys walking around, and they're almost exclusively in high definition.

    3. Re:Nail-biting victory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did you recently receive a raise and a comfy office?

    4. Re:Nail-biting victory? by mgblst · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and they're almost exclusively in high definition.

      I don't know about you, but if I don't like something, seeing it in HD isn't exactly going to help much.

    5. Re:Nail-biting victory? by drew · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, you don't get it. By watching in HD you can actually watch the grass grow while watching the golf game, so you get double the enjoyment.

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    6. Re:Nail-biting victory? by drew · · Score: 1

      While I'm not as into as some people that I know, I do enjoy both playing and watching golf. Even so, I don't remember ever watching or playing a game of golf that I would consider "nail-biting".

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    7. Re:Nail-biting victory? by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you played, you'd understand the skill going into it.

      It's like the manager who can't possibly understand how hard it can be to add search functionality to the program... I mean, all you have to do is add that button that says "Search", right?

    8. Re:Nail-biting victory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I see someone biting their nails, it's usually because they are bored.

    9. Re:Nail-biting victory? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure, lots of skill, but nail biting? uummm no.

      I don't think anyone doubts the level of skill involved.

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    10. Re:Nail-biting victory? by HandsOnFire · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

      Somehow, reading that comment gave me my boss' perspective of things. I think I'll just make my own flash games from now on, if I want to keep doing that sorta thing. :p

    11. Re:Nail-biting victory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when did the effort a player has to put into a game make it more entertaining to the viewer watching it?

    12. Re:Nail-biting victory? by maglor_83 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't say I like watching someone coding up search functionality in a program either.

  13. Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by moore.dustin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If these ISPs were overloaded to the point of thinking they may be being DDoS'ed over one event online, they are they wholly unprepared for any sort of attack that may actually be focused at them? Imagine the carnage a real attack would wreak on the ISPs! Is there anyone out there that knows the likelihood of ISPs going down if they came under a real attack? If a few botnets targeted these ISPs, could they be brought down completely? Imagine one of these ISPs really stepping up the game for a tiered internet service model, putting themselves out there as a lightening rod for angry nerds. Could a coordinated effort break the back of an ISPs ability to provide any service whatsoever?

    Your thoughts are most welcome and I thank you in advance for sharing your thoughts!

    1. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The catch is that many ISPs have or are employing deep packet inspection technology which can mitigate against such attacks.

      It's innocent traffic that the ISPs are in business to support, and if there's more than they can handle, then we'd see problems.

    2. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. ISPs seem to be stuck in the stone ages. They need to wake up and realise that in this age of digital media, bandwidth is in far higher demand than it used to be. The trend isn't going to slow or stop, either, so they need to get with the program.

      Case in point is these companies that are trying to put 5 GB / month download limits on their users... come on, even if a scant few people are maxing out a 5 GB limit right now, pretty soon it'll be common. They need to get prepared to handle the increased demand, not try to squeeze their users back into the old box.

    3. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by thecheatah · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Umm, I knew a person who managed a very large botnet. He use to be able to take down the internet for a general area. He use to have "wars" with other botnet people and you would notice the internet gone for a few hours, in my neighborhood at least. Then he was hired to take down a website in the west side of the Pennsylvania. He actually took down the internet for the whole area. Banks there couldn't communicate and all that. Well, he was caught and spent some time in prison. Now he doesn't really fit in with society any more and spends time in and out of prison.

    4. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And you sat on your ass and said nothing eh?

      Great.

    5. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by maxume · · Score: 3, Funny

      It isn't real clear that he started out fitting into society...

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    6. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I didn't see anyone else catch this. WTF do you mean to tell me that they 'thought' it was a DDoS? Thought? So much for that traffic shaping magic. Sure, if it had been P2P we'd know exactly what little johnny down the street has on his iPod this morning and the RIAA would be all over the news with it and how file sharers killed the Internet.

      From the looks of this, co-ordinated effort is nothing more than a couple thousand bot computers infected with a 'lets watch sports over the net' worm. Think of it. One bot net with 100,000 computers all trying to watch ESPN at the same time, and those that can, also trying to watch something from Europe at the same time.

      One word: multicast

      Uni-casting VOD over the Internet will keep doing this over and over again and ISPs will continue to blame file sharing for their lack of both foresight and bandwidth.

    7. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by BrotherBeal · · Score: 1

      Well, he was caught and spent some time in prison. Now he doesn't really fit in with society any more and spends time in and out of prison. Does he really fit in there?
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    8. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now he doesn't really fit in with society any more and spends time in and out of prison. Does he really fit in there? In [Soviet] prison, the question is what fits in you?
    9. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by kayditty · · Score: 0

      Is there anyone out there that knows the likelihood of ISPs going down if they came under a real attack? If a few botnets targeted these ISPs, could they be brought down completely?
      Hahahah. Uhh.. Yeah? People have been taking down ISPs for years. It's not some sort of special accomplishment, and it doesn't even take a single "botnet," let alone a few. I've even taken down UUNet nodes in the past before, using just a few hosts. But it depends entirely on the amount of "bandwidth" available to you and the target. Most ISPs don't really have that much; they are not magical creatures.
    10. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 5, Informative

      These streams are 800Kb/s each. On top of that, they run over SSL which adds to the overhead. And each connection streams from one of hundreds of IP ranges.

      We have 500 users sharing a dual T1, all wanting to watch this. So why did business transactions begin failing? I wonder.

      Yea, we saw this.

      Since it was SSL we can't inspect it at the application layer for QoS. Since it's a huge number of IP ranges, that gets us too. We can't transparently proxy SSL so Squid can't help. It's a flash stream over https.

      So we QoSed the end users on port 443 in this case. 300b/s seems about right. :P

    11. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at one point i talked with, on IRC to someone who said "go to www.whitehouse.gov". I said ok... they said, reload.. and it was unreachable.

      the power some people have. maybe it was the same dude. this was mid to late 90's.

    12. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      i've always wondered how these people end up getting caught. i'd imagine a sting or someone blabbing to the cops would be it, because on a technical level it's almost impossible to catch them. typically they have their bots log into an IRC channel and the bots listen for commands, the botnet owner can just remote in through a hacked machine and issue the commands.

      I had a machine of mine fall victim to one of those automated ssh attacks and it was very interesting to sit back and disect the guts of the botnet. all the botnets passwords and commands were logged on my machine and i was able to take control over a few machines as a test, but at some point the people running the botnet figured out i was on it and locked me out (probably with some master password for just such occasions). as a whole i was impressed with just how simple the botnet was run - the people running it didn't appear to have or need any real skill at all and i wouldn't be suprised if it was prepackaged software.

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    13. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by thecheatah · · Score: 1

      I am not sure how they caught him. But I guess he wasnt smart enough to remote into the botnet or something

    14. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      > One word: multicast
      >
      > Uni-casting VOD over the Internet will keep doing this over and over again

      But multicast is not VOD, because the stream happens when the stream happens. You'd have to consult some sort of schedule, and connect to the multicast stream at the right time. I'll bet that given time, there would even be publications, either online or perhaps even dead-tree, to distribute these schedules. Whatta concept.

      We've accused the cable companies of trying to turn the Internet into TV. I guess at least now we telling them that if they're going to do it, please do it efficiently. The missing point is that we want to leave enough bandwidth for the rest of us, and I suspect that that's what the ISPs really don't care about. They're rather serve more re-runs.

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    15. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing. I've given this some thought, both about how it could/might work, and how I would be able to enjoy it working.

      If there is a multicast stream of the movies available, one started every 15 or 30 minutes that I could join, I'd be totally happy with that. On demand in 30 minutes or less and no pizza guy to have to be nice to. It would work for me. I'm never in that much of a rush to see a movie that it has to start RIGHT NOW dog maddit!

      The cable company ends up with 6-10 streams for each movie, not one for everyone watching it. For anything that has a length somewhere in the order of 10 minutes or less.. hey, so you get a 30 second delay to join the multicast. Play a trailer or something cached while the little clock indicates time to join. Yes, that might irritate some people, but if you want ON DEMAND, pay the higher bandwidth tier, the one over and above what you are paying now.

      For YouTube stuff, just let it play as on-demand as there are far too many videos to stream them constantly and they are not huge. It is the large content stuff that should be multicast on the current infrastructure. Believe me when I say 'current' because any large ISP that thinks they are all that and a bag of chips needs to fscking well upgrade to FTTH or get out of the business of VoD over Internet.

      This loud yapping about file sharers using all the bandwidth is less than truthful about the state of their networks. They have been planning their triple-play and quadruple-play bundled services for several years. Their complaints about file sharers is nothing less than admission that they don't have the infrastructure to produce what they have sold to the share holders and SEC and FCC.

      Truthfully, there is some serious slight of hand going on and large ISPs like AT&T don't want us to know. If they truly had state of the art systems and services, you'd already have a la carte VoD and all the content you can ever want to watch. Instead what we have is those large ISPs blaming file sharers for using all their bandwidth. This does not bode well for their ability to actually provide any of the services they are bragging about.

      It's not about leaving enough bandwidth for the rest of us, they simply don't have enough to support currently sold services, never mind what their board, their share holders, the FCC, and the SEC are told they will be providing in the very near future.

      The truth? They are about to be caught red handed at stealing money and tax incentives for development, and doing none of the development or improvements. In the words of the Internet itself: EPIC FAIL

    16. Re:Wow! Could Thse ISPs be in Trouble!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
      Pity i'm on vacation... from myself..

  14. Lost production? by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    I guess since it was Monday afternoon everyone was watching it from work.

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    1. Re:Lost production? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I guess since it was Monday afternoon everyone was watching it from work. Well what else would an office worker do?

      If anything this has saved allot of staples that would otherwise have been fired at the waste paper bin.

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  15. omfg!ponies by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Run for the hills! Internet traffic doubles/triples during a major sports event? Who could have known!

    That's about as worthy of an article as one "discovering" Euro Cup 2008 matches causes certain European streets to be abandoned for ninety minutes.

    I can understand how such a traffic increase would be reason for alarm for the average network administrator, but you'd think service providers whose main business is the infrastructure would be aware of major streaming events. This shouldn't have surprised so many people.

    1. Re:omfg!ponies by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      It was surprising because it was a monday playoff that wasn't on anyone's schedules. Golf tournaments normally end on the weekend, so they don't run into competing with business traffic. This went into monday, and also happened to be a see-sawing event which kept people's attention.

      Damn good golf, too.

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    2. Re:omfg!ponies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... I wonder what will happen during the Olympics. MASSIVE DDOS! It'll be bigger than the Slashdot effect. It'll be bigger. DUN DUN DUN

    3. Re:omfg!ponies by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      Just look around. Sysadmins = slashdot people. Do you see anyone here who knows who Tiger Woods is, nonetheless when he'll play? Exactly.

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    4. Re:omfg!ponies by PawNtheSandman · · Score: 1

      Too bad no one watches/cares about the Olympics after the opening ceremonies.

    5. Re:omfg!ponies by murdocj · · Score: 1

      It's newsworthy because it points up the fallacy of the "TV is going away all video will be watched thru the Internet" meme.

    6. Re:omfg!ponies by fotbr · · Score: 1

      That's odd. Quite a few sysadmin types I know follow golf. Several even play.

    7. Re:omfg!ponies by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of Perlgolf.

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    8. Re:omfg!ponies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Raising a huge beef about every single mouse click is a necessary step to demanding to be paid by the byte for each package site visited.

  16. the world is out of balance by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    until a DDoS effort successfully disrupts tiger wood's game

    DDoG?

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    1. Re:the world is out of balance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      distributed denial of god? sounds like an atheist convention ;)

    2. Re:the world is out of balance by nthcode · · Score: 1

      until a DDoS effort successfully disrupts tiger wood's game DDoG? no, DGG
  17. Bad summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The summary should be edited to say Monday, not yesterday. The article came out on Tuesday, so yesterday is correct there, but the /. leads you to think the U.S. open playoff was Tuesday.

  18. better streaming? by jschen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe we need a better streaming video mechanism for popular live streams? I would imagine that if everyone's watching the same thing at the same time, it ideally shouldn't take up any more bandwidth than, say, one compressed standard definition cable channel. Signed, naive chemist.

    1. Re:better streaming? by professorguy · · Score: 1
      I worked with one of the inventors of the "digital fountain" technique (he taught at one of the Harvard graduate schools). This mathematical method of encoding allows anyone to join a casting stream AT ANY POINT. As soon as they've been on long enough, the client can reconstruct the entire stream.

      No TV-like schedules required, but of course the streaming doesn't begin immediately.

      So the idea that casting only works if everyone waits for the start time is long out of date.

  19. firefox by mattwarden · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just thought of something. Was mozilla.org hosting US Open highlight clips yesterday or something? Because that would explain a lot.

  20. Match by Tiro · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I couldn't access the NBC stream at all.

    Fortunately Hong Kong's Star Sports was accessible through Sopcast P2P.

    Great match! I watched the back nine and the sudden death playoff hole. Unfortunately the commentators were horrible. They did not announce the length of the puts (huge annoyance) and they spoke when there was nothing to say!

    We want Jim Nantz, or perhaps the British announcers at The Open.

    1. Re:Match by corbettw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I couldn't access the NBC stream at all.

      Fortunately Hong Kong's Star Sports was accessible through Sopcast P2P. That's awesome. Someone in the US (I assume you're in the US, since you referred to NBC and not some other network) had to watch a US sporting event by bouncing off a server in China.

      The best part? It's not really all that impressive nowadays. But the entire concept was unthinkable to most people even 10 years ago.
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  21. What on earth by Peow · · Score: 2

    is happening to all my comments? I posted a couple yesterday. I posted about 4 today and now the 4 I posted today are gone.

    1. Re:What on earth by Peow · · Score: 1

      sorry for doubble post. I posted one in this very article some 5 minutes ago and it showed up after I posted it, and it's gone now. Bah hum bug.

  22. Nothing to look at here by nauseum_dot · · Score: 1

    I run an IPTV headend and our combined multicast traffic is 2 Gb/s of data. Adding a zero to that is nothing, not to mention I run that through one router and this was distributed through the U.S.

    I think the bigger deal is that it was isolated to a few sites. ESPN has to have some big pipes. As Mike and Mike said best in the morning, Tiger Woods is the next Michael Jordan.

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    1. Re:Nothing to look at here by felipekk · · Score: 1

      Tiger Woods is the next Michael Jordan. Woah, I didn't even knew he was switching to basketball!
    2. Re:Nothing to look at here by peragrin · · Score: 1

      well he already good with a club and ball so he is going to to the stint as a baseball player first.

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    3. Re:Nothing to look at here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah, I didn't know Tiger Woods played baseball!

    4. Re:Nothing to look at here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As Mike and Mike said best in the morning, Tiger Woods is the next Michael Jordan.

      In terms of media personality/clelebrity, yes. In terms of play, no. Tiger is not the Michael Jordan of golf. He surpassed that and is the Wilt Chamberlain of golf.

  23. If it was on Tuesday then it was a repeat by thewils · · Score: 1

    The US Open nail-biting ended on Monday, are they sure it wasn't Firefox 3?

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  24. Here's the plan by hellfire · · Score: 1

    1) Give Tiger Woods a cadillac made of gold in order to, after his surgery, play in a major and make it close so that it goes to a playoff. Ask him to keep the tie breaker going for as long as he can.
    2) Advertise how the internet can't handle the bandwidth, scream fire and brimstone, exclaim that you may not be able to see Tiger again in a playoff if this isn't fixed and sell network upgrades.
    3) Profit!

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  25. Examine the traffic perhaps? by jhsewell · · Score: 3, Informative

    Did it occur to them to examine the contents of this supposed DDoS? You know, take a look at the source / destination IPs and perhaps a sampling of packet payloads in an attempt to figure out what was going on?

    I'm not in favor of indiscriminate snooping, but as a security professional, this would be the first thing I would expect.

    1. Re:Examine the traffic perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They couldn't. The streams were SSL'd.

  26. You are doing it wrong... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    I believe everyone is talking about the game where you try to put a 40 mm ball into a small hole couple of hundred meters away by hitting the ball with a club.

    Not the Volkswagen line of cars.

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  27. Price per GB! by Drakin020 · · Score: 1

    I bet the ISP are just twiddling there thumbs right now at the idea of charging by the GB for internet.

    Scary but true.

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  28. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by KernelMuncher · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    What's with all these nazi and gay posts on slashdot lately ? Mods should start banning left and right.

  29. Troubling it wasn't recognized sooner by tacokill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How could this possibly be confused with a DDOS attack?

    It makes me nervous that it even got to that point. How can a competent ISP confuse DDOS attacks with streaming video (most likely, the same streaming video sent to all people)? Isn't there a pattern there? Couldn't they see the connections were all coming from the same server or block of servers? Couldn't they see all of the connections were using the same protocol? Couldn't they see they were all using the same port?

    How the hell do they confuse that with a DDOS? I am just a lowly part-time IT network manager at my company and even I can see the difference between streaming video and "other bad stuff".

    Someone smarter than me please help me understand more about this. How did this get far enough to convince the ISP's they were being DDOS'd?

    1. Re:Troubling it wasn't recognized sooner by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      My guess would be, they assumed that not that many people out there would actually be watching Tiger Woods, but that some botnet was running a new form of DDoS - suck up all the bandwidth by requesting multiple streams of a very bandwidth intensive application. Don't bring down the servers, bring down the pipes themselves.

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    2. Re:Troubling it wasn't recognized sooner by JW.Axelsen.Sr. · · Score: 1

      How can a competent ISP...
      I didn't know we had any of those left in the US.
    3. Re:Troubling it wasn't recognized sooner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, *my* ISP in Canada is Telus and let me tell you... Telus is so stupid they couldn't find their own corporate ass if they used both corporate hands (or all their board members).

    4. Re:Troubling it wasn't recognized sooner by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Because if they call it a DoS attack they can justify themselfs in blocking it.

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  30. Better Days... by VAXcat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I remember a better, halcyon time, when the only people on the Internet were avid sports non-fans. They were all educated computer professionals....good times...

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    1. Re:Better Days... by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's actually quite healthy to like yourself just a little bit less than that.

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  31. Ah shit, we're under attack. by arhhook · · Score: 1

    Let's launch a massive counter-attack!

  32. Same at work... by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    Where I work they thought we were having issues, and found that many people were streaming the competition. When they found that out they asked everyone to go watch it on television in our big meeting room.

    Pretty fun.

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  33. Is GOLF even a sport ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't know, I never watch it. I heard it's a bunch of white guys who run around a course occupying prime real-estate that sucks up so much water for irrigation that its run-off alone contributes the majority of pollution found in downstream water sources.

    A REAL sport is where men and woman compete equally, like late-nite strip poker (no Tilly sisters allowed - they cheat, at least the raunchy one does), not a bunch of white guys chasing after a little white ball.

    1. Re:Is GOLF even a sport ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up!

    2. Re:Is GOLF even a sport ?? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Missed one. Breeding mosquitoes in the ponds.

      There is nothing more unpleasant than a golf course near a resort in a hot climate. It is like being on holiday in a swamp. Best example - Costa del Fuste on Fuerteventura.

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  34. I double-dipped by cdub1900 · · Score: 1

    While the video on ESPN was pretty good, the audio died. However, on MSNBC the video died but the audio was perfect. So, I had both going...

  35. Net neutrality by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

    Isn't this one of the negative consequences of net neutrality ?

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    1. Re:Net neutrality by genericpoweruser · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If this had a higher priority it might have choked everything out. If it had a lower priority it wouldn't have worked at all. As it is (neutral) a thing has priority directly proportional to its popularity (providing it doesn't "cheat," so to speak, like torrents do [by making many, many connections]).

      My opinion anyway; Feel free to rebut it.

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    2. Re:Net neutrality by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Negative?

      Please explain how this is negative?

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  36. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Never. Mods are there to mod up or mod down, never to ban. Trolls are trolls, learn how to ignore them. Posting AC because this is off topic.

  37. No NBA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And I was trying to watch the NBA match online... no way!
    What's the point on watching a guy with a stick if u can watch LA getting crushed?

  38. Wow Tiger Woods is So Awesome... by seeker_1us · · Score: 1

    He can DoS ISP's with only a set of golf clubs!

  39. It was good quality video.. I watched. by tji · · Score: 4, Informative

    I guess I was part of the problem. I watched a good portion of it, at least the first nine holes until it switched to NBC coverage where my MythTV DVR could record it (the first half was on ESPN, and I don't get cable).

    I was surprised at how good the video looked. I have tried several other events in the past, and have always been disappointed, or completely unable to view it. Although, for the NCAA Final Four this year, I was finally able to actually watch a game after failing the last few years. I had to use Win2K within a VMware VM, but it did work.

    The U.S. Open video worked directly from my Mac, had decent sized video, and was completely watchable on my laptop. Nice job USGA, NBC, etc.

  40. Multicast!? by SonarNerd · · Score: 1

    How about getting multicast finally into proper use? Then these kind of things wouldn't be an issue at all, or even get noticed...

    Having each and every client streaming the same content separately is completely broken concept.

    1. Re:Multicast!? by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      damn straight, All thier ISPs bitching that IPTV is taking up too much bandwidth and it could all be solved if they just had multicast working.

      This was live so would definatly have worked, and it doesnt take a genious to implement a buffering system which lets non-live programs benifit from a 99% reduction in bandwidth needs.

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  41. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by KernelMuncher · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's one thing to be a Windows or Linux troll. That I can live with. It's another to post information that is completely off topic (and also likely NSFW). While I'm a great advocate of free speech, not everything should be said everywhere. And slashdot should be a place for nerds to converse about tech stuff. Not a platform for gay lifestyle discussions or radical political commentary.

  42. What Cable Providers are afraid of by aliens · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All these moves to charge per usage is going to blow up in their face.

    They're worried this kind of usage will eat into their own TV viewership. What better way to prevent that from happening than by charging those who use it.

    What will end up happening is customers will get in a tizzy and without suitable alternatives lawsuits will fly.

    In the end either they'll have to abandon these plans or competition will be forced into the market.

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  43. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by LWATCDR · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How very free speech friendly of you.

    But I have to admit I could have gone the rest of my life without having to read trash like the original post.

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  44. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In case you haven't noticed (and you may not) moderators are now getting three times as many mod points. That means that the trolls have to work three times as hard and post three times as many stupid, off-topic, offensive or otherwise inappropriate posts so that foolish moderators will waste all those mod points modding them down instead of using them to reward people for good posts. When I have mod points, I tend to ignore stupid posts if they're by AC, because it doesn't do any good. In this case, however, I'd gladly burn a mod point on the OP because the poster didn't post anonymously and would take a karma-hit for it. Of course, it's possible that it's just a throw-away account to be used until it's been down-modded to oblivion then abandoned as the troll starts a new one. So it goes.

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  45. IpTV, not ready yet. by EnOne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    sarcasm - Nice to know that now we can get our shows easily and smoothly across the internet. We probably no longer need to broadcast over the air - /sarcasm

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  46. And the AVI ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Ahem, just to save bandwith, did anyone spot a copy of the playoff saved to a torrent somewhere?

  47. No wonder ISPs want pay-per-GB by davidwr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Their television counterparts aren't making as much ad-sharing revenue!

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  48. Multicast. by pavon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yep, this is exactly the sort of situation that IP Multicast was created for. It has been part of the IP RFCs since forever. Maybe more incidents like this will convince more ISPs to configure their routers to support it, so we could start using it.

    1. Re:Multicast. by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep, this is exactly the sort of situation that IP Multicast was created for. It has been part of the IP RFCs since forever. Maybe more incidents like this will convince more ISPs to configure their routers to support it, so we could start using it. The more time passes, the less likely I think we'll ever use it. Multicast requires that all the people watch the same thing at the same time. Sure there are exceptions like this but what most people want the net for is surfing random stuff like YouTube, not being tied to some schedule. Plus being individual, hopefully I can pause the stream and pick it up a bit later, rewind a bit if I want to watch something again and so on. Multicast has all the convinience of TV without a DVR, unless you build the DVR into the browser. With the TV (read: CABLE) companies so much against Internet being a competitior for TV, I don't think we'd see multicast before bandwidth is so high it'd be a moot point. I'd rather take my 100Mbit line and be on my own schedule, thank you.
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    2. Re:Multicast. by pavon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think another good use for it would be saving server bandwidth on downloads without congesting the last mile the way P2P does. Say you offer several (number varying by demand) staggered multicast streams of a file each at some lowest-common-denominator (DSL) speed. Then you have a client that will connect to however many streams your connection can handle, and then just use P2P to pick up the few stray packets that you miss (since you don't normally resend with multicast).

      The overall bandwidth would be much lower than with either individual downloads or P2P, and the bandwidth needed by the server isn't much more than you would need to seed bit torrent. I could see this working particularly well with a subscription style service that automatically downloads new episodes of shows you like when they become available, so the are ready to watch anytime without needed the bandwidth that On-demand requires.

    3. Re:Multicast. by Nullav · · Score: 1

      Well one of those exceptions just stabbed the Internet in the face. At the very least, there are plenty of live audio streams to take advantage of it.

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    4. Re:Multicast. by psydeshow · · Score: 1

      You know, YOU don't have to watch at the same time as everyone else, your COMPUTER does. You can watch it later from the cache, and ff/pause/rw to your heart's content.

      It's like Tivo meets podcast: you subscribe to an RSS feed with episode and schedule info, and your system caches the multicast stream so you can watch it later.

  49. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    wi11yhill != willyhill

  50. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by Kjella · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I guess it depends on what you want modding to be like. When I get mod points I drop to -1, look for moderator abuse and spent most of my points shooting fish in a barrel by modding down trolls which usually burns my points in 10-15 minutes. I'd rather comment than moderate discussions, but I'm happy to help take out the garbage.

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  51. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by techno-vampire · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I also read at -1, just in case there's some abuse to be corrected. Most of the time, however, I spend my points on posts that haven't been moderated yet. I'd much rather seek out under-appreciated posts than waste my mod points going ME TOO! by pushing a post up even further.

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  52. In a fantasy land far, far away.... by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    They were all educated computer professionals....good times... I hate to tell you this, but your delusion that educated computer professionals are "avid sports non-fans" is not only delusory, but offensive to both educated computer professional (assumes geeks can't be jocks) and sports fans (assumes jocks can't be geeks). The fact is that jocks and geeks are heavily overlapping sets, and have been since long before there was an Internet. Many of us who respect and both the body and the minds have nothing but contempt for those who only respect the body and those who only respect the mind. Your comment makes it pretty clear you're in the latter category. You pathetic loser. :p ;)

    AFAIK, the Usenet rec.sport hierarchy predates the actual Internet. I'm pretty sure there were sports fans on the Internet within moments of the time there was something that could reasonably be described as "the Internet".

    (Wow, I can still remember my first "bang-path" address.)
    1. Re:In a fantasy land far, far away.... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      "Strong mind, strong body. Take your choice." - Rodney Rude

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  53. NOT ready for Prime Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) The video stream was only viewable fullscreen on Internet Explorer (Mozilla gave javascript errors).
    2) Video window could only be "full screen" mode on my primary monitor (not my secondary one).
    3) The video and audio were reasonable in quality, but DRIFTED out of sync by up to 10 seconds (video was wayyy behind the audio)! So its like the commentators were giving "spoilers" for every shot! (Oh, he missed that putt! Long before seeing the putt... very annoying!). Basically the video/sound protocol was not up to the demands of the uber-popular event - I would have much preferred a degraded pic/sound that was in sync!
    4) Watched the second half on real TV... WAY WAY BETTER.

  54. Mad props to Akamai by zish · · Score: 1

    'nuff said.

    /No. I don't work there.

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  55. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's changing, so you'll either get over it, or leave.

    It's not like it's hard to set your threshold higher, you know. The tools to help you ignore that stuff are there.

  56. Olympics by zrq · · Score: 1

    So what will happen when the 2008 Olympics start ?

    1. Re:Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry the great firewall will see to it.

  57. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by strikethree · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Maybe I am unloved but I only get 5 mod points. They do arrive at a greater frequency than before though... *shrug*

    Also*, I almost never mod down (twice in four years maybe?) and I never listen to posts that say, "mod parent down" or, "this is a twitter sockppuppet", etc.

    *grammer nazis(sic) pay attention here

    strike

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  58. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by xouumalperxe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Was the "Gay vs Nazi" "Left vs Right" analogy a purposeful joke or did you just strike lucky there?

  59. Upgrade links? by Fuzzypig · · Score: 1

    Why would ISPs want to upgrade the links, I mean all that bandwidth is only get abused by torrenters and other ne'er-do-wells ( love that phrase ), to rip off the hard working people of the MPAA/RIAA. Oh poo no, this was genuine?! Well knock me down with feather! Internet links are not fastest enough to carry a genuine, legal streamed video broadcast event to those entitled to see it? tut-tut-tut!

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  60. Re:Israel we bless thee HEIL HITLER by poopdeville · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I always read at -1, because I am a troll and can appreciate others' work.

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