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Why Microsoft Is Chasing Yahoo

latif writes "Microsoft has been chasing Yahoo for quite a while now. Most people think that it all started with Microsoft's acquisition bid for Yahoo, but this is not so. It is well-known that Microsoft and Yahoo have been negotiating since at least May of 2006, and may have been negotiating since 2003. I have done a thorough analysis utilizing information made public over the past five years and my analysis suggests that most people are completely wrong about what Microsoft wants from Yahoo."

245 comments

  1. It's clearly their last chance by 2.7182 · · Score: 0, Troll

    They goofed wft a lot of internet things. Too little too late though.

  2. The reason is obvious! by JCSoRocks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft just wants to make their name really exciting. When they buy / merge with Yahoo! they can combine the names and all of a sudden "Microsoft" becomes, "Microsoft!" - the most exciting company ever! When that happens be on the look out for "Windows 7!"

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    1. Re:The reason is obvious! by syrinx · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was guessing Microhoo! Then when they merge with Google/Youtube, they can be Microhoogletube!

      Add in Oracle and they can be Microhoogletubacle!

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    2. Re:The reason is obvious! by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      You can stop now. Before we get to Microhoogletubaclebuntu.

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    3. Re:The reason is obvious! by Temujin_12 · · Score: 5, Funny

      When that happens be on the look out for "Windows 7!"

      Windows 7! = Windows 5040?

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    4. Re:The reason is obvious! by tripmine · · Score: 1

      If all they want from yahoo is the "!", why don't they bring back Microsoft Plus!?!? (??)

    5. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When that happens be on the look out for "Windows 7!"

      Windows 7! ? I've heard of version inflation, but going from version 6 to version 5040 in one step is really over the top.

    6. Re:The reason is obvious! by inject_hotmail.com · · Score: 1

      When that happens be on the look out for "Windows 7!"

      Windows 7! = Windows 5040?

      Har har...Statistician or mathematician?

      I bet that'll be the release date though. :P

    7. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whogle myMoogle?

    8. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7! = Windows 5040. Heaven forbid.

    9. Re:The reason is obvious! by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Windows 3.!1?

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    10. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they chased Yahoo! because if they have chased Google, their employees hould have either had to stand up (very tiring!) or had to sit on the floor (legs sleeping due to bad blood circulation, especially if sitting Japanese style).

    11. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a 'buying a community' instead of a 'building a community' play imo.

      -AC for obvious reasons

    12. Re:The reason is obvious! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windows 7! = Windows 5040?

      Given how long Vista has taken them I think that's quite likely.

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    13. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So long as Oracle doesn't buy out Debian. That would be a debacle.

    14. Re:The reason is obvious! by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Great Googleymoogaly!

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    15. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, who else read this and thought "How do you know Windows 7 won't equal Windows 5040?"

    16. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7 factorial. Thank you, funniest thing I've seen all day (good thing the day is but young).

    17. Re:The reason is obvious! by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      It would probably be Microsoft Doubleplus!

    18. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like "MicroWho?"

      As in - that's what your kids will say when you make an oblique reference to this extinct company Microsoft that used to make products that everyone loved to hate.

    19. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, it's actually Microhoogletubuntacle.

      TTL, GTG!

    20. Re:The reason is obvious! by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Windows 7! = Windows 5040?

      Good point, the exclamation wouldn't work because it'd reveal the real release date, as you've found.

    21. Re:The reason is obvious! by maestroX · · Score: 1

      Slashdot: where boring articles generate creative output. :-)

    22. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me the Microhoo deal is about a play into transforming 'Yahoo!'s community' into 'M$'s Community'.

      Isn't this what M$ is known for... buying companies that have what M$ wants, i.e. - a already well established and mature community?

      - AC

    23. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhh thats the release date ....

    24. Re:The reason is obvious! by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was a service to Microsoft's employees; they wanted to protect them from having their personal information compromised.

    25. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microhoo?

    26. Re:The reason is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys stop!
      This is too funny.

    27. Re:The reason is obvious! by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

      Ah, the mighty Microhoogletube of the holy hadrojassicmaxarodenfoe.

      (I just call him Mike).

    28. Re:The reason is obvious! by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Must... resist... urge...
      Microcthulhu?

      Damn!

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    29. Re:The reason is obvious! by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      AKA - Microsoft++!

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    30. Re:The reason is obvious! by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 1

      Windows 7 != Windows 5040 ?

      Louis, this could be the beginning of a beautiful ternary expression.

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  3. Perfect Strangers ? by ad0n · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the linked article: The Microsoft bid never made sense from a business perspective either. Yahoo has always had stale search offerings, second rate search technology, and a mediocre unmotivated workforce. Yahoo derives its value primarily from the massive web-traffic the company controls, but the cost of controlling this web-traffic is likely to be prohibitive for Microsoft

    Second rate, stale, mediocre, unmotivated: sounds like a perfect fit for the Microsoft empire.

    1. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by JCSoRocks · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well if I were a second rate, stale, mediocre, and unmotivated employee I might take it upon myself to use some of my free time to eliminate that page from Yahoo's index. Then I'd create my own page saying something similar (or worse) about the author of the story... and I'd make sure it was #1 if you searched for his name. :P

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    2. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by kriston · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow. Yahoo definitely does not have stale search offerings or second-rate search technology.

      Just because you're not the flavor-of-the-month search engine doesn't mean your technology is stale or second rate.

      The only thing I can agree with is the unmotivated workforce--but they are in no way a mediocre bunch.

      YHOO survived the dot-com bust because they are a well-diversified and complete web service company.
      GOOG is striving to become that, but GOOG is flavor-of-the month because GOOG is the glamorous company that avoided the dot-com bust because they started later.

      Come on, try to be objective when comparing YHOO and GOOG.

      Good press does not necessarily mean better company.

      Bad press does not necessarily mean worse company.

      It's a shame so many of you feel this way without any sort of objective research.

      .

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    3. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by LWATCDR · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think this is a bit unfair.
      I actually like Yahoo.
      I use the my.yahoo home page. I think it is better than the Google version.
      I actually like the directory. Sometimes I like to browse a subject and not do just a search for it. It is real handy when looking for things like towns in a state.
      I think Yahoo has it's strengths as does Google.
      I will admit that I wouldn't use my.yahoo if I didn't have firefox.

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    4. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just because you're not the flavor-of-the-month search engine doesn't mean your technology is stale or second rate.

      Except that Google's become synonymous with search and has pretty much owned search for the last half decade -- and Yahoo has made no appreciable gains. I would say by definition Yahoo is at least second-rate. I don't think you can call a market leader for years running, with a brand ubiquity like they've got, a "flavor of the month".

      When was the last time you heard someone tell someone to "just Yahoo that" or "I AltaVista'd so-and-so"?

      I work with several ex-Yahoos, they're all wonderful and bright people... but Yahoo needs to adopt the Avis mentality and try harder. They're behind in search, Musicmatch->Y! Music didn't pan out, and they've got a whole raft of other unneeded sites/services. (omg.yahoo.com anyone ? )

      Living in denial about your competitive ecosystem is the surest ticket to irrelevance and extinction.

    5. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but GOOG is flavor-of-the month

      Yeah, they're so flavour of the month, I've only been using them since before the turn of the century.</sarcasm>

      Note to all the clueless idiots out there: Google got popular quick because they had a search page that would load in under a minute back when most of us were still on dial-up. Having search rankings that worked as well as anybody else's was just icing on the cake. The hardcore techies might have gone nuts over their algorithms, but the rest of us were just happy to get our search results quickly and not wait for ages for a bunch of cruft and advertising to load first.

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    6. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      Ehh, I'll get to it.

      Sincerely,

      Yahoo! employee

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    7. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      GOOG is striving to become that, but GOOG is flavor-of-the month because GOOG is the glamorous company that avoided the dot-com bust because they started later.

      How long does a company have to remain flavor-of-the-month before they get upgraded to preferred-flavor?

      And how many Dot Com Failures had Google's billions of dollars *cash* in the bank (as opposed to hemorrhaging venture capital) before they imploded?

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    8. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

      Google was around before the Dot-com bust, and in the late 1990s was already showing itself to be a fierce competitor to Yahoo. Your knowledge of search engine history is pathetically incorrect.

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    9. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Yahoo definitely does not have stale search offerings or second-rate search technology.

      Just because you're not the flavor-of-the-month search engine doesn't mean your technology is stale or second rate.

      The only thing I can agree with is the unmotivated workforce--but they are in no way a mediocre bunch.

      YHOO survived the dot-com bust because they are a well-diversified and complete web service company.
      GOOG is striving to become that, but GOOG is flavor-of-the month because GOOG is the glamorous company that avoided the dot-com bust because they started later.

      Come on, try to be objective when comparing YHOO and GOOG.

      Good press does not necessarily mean better company.

      Bad press does not necessarily mean worse company.

      It's a shame so many of you feel this way without any sort of objective research.

      .

      This sounds like the big Yahoo PR push over the past year when they were subjectively touting their mail as superior to Google. Nothing to see here, move along. All Yahoo has is their portal which moms seem to use. They're like the new AOL. Google search is king. Anyone who says differently is trying to sell something.

    10. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent +10 Correct.

    11. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, guess what? Yahoo is a profitably, growing company. Thats what's getting lost in all this. We just aren't google. What we do is very difficult and frankly I find it pretty motivating. Maybe the business people are unmotivated and mediocre, I doubt it, but I can't really tell. In general tech people at y are having a blast. We have to deliver 7.5 billion page views a month. Some properties get more than ten thousand requests per second. That makes every problem hard and interesting, which for a geek is about all you need to be motivated.

    12. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

      Eh? Dotcom bust started March ish 2000. Google was in business before that.

    13. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

      OK, so their IPO came later.

    14. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      I USED to like Yahoo. I used Yahoo almost exclusively until they decided they liked pop-ups and pop-unders. I was so annoyed, I just abandoned my "My Yahoo" home page and left for Google and never came back.

      Google gets it. I don't mind advertising. I actually use Google's ads and buy stuff. I use Firefox now, so pop-ups aren't much of a problem, but Yahoo has nothing to lure me back and Google has done nothing to alienate me.

    15. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by kriston · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Oh, is it? See the comment below.
      Try again, troll.

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    16. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

      It's a shame so many of you feel this way without any sort of objective research.

      Research is *never* objective. Objectivity is the biggest myth of the current scientific paradigm.

    17. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by LWATCDR · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I do tend to agree that Yahoo ads are just annoying.
      Slashdot's ads are also annoying to me.
      I have some rules.
      1. NO POPs I don't care if they are up down over or under.
      2. NO ANIMATION. Motion drives me nuts.
      3. Don't put them in the middle of the text. Off to the side is fine.
      I don't think that Yahoo's are any worse than Slashdot's.

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    18. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Informative

      The search results, even in the early days when the main Google page was still marked as beta (I remember using the beta version in 2000 when I was still at the uni), were (and still are although somewhat less glaringly now) superior to any of the established commercial operators (like Yahoo) at that time. It was clear even then that Google had an emerging franchise in an industry that was already packed with me too and also ran search companies (anyone remember HotBot, Lycos, AltaVista, etc...).

    19. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Yeah well, "to yahoo" or "to altavista" make lousy verbs. They just don't fit the general language very well.
      OTOH, "to google" does, and I guess that really helped them establish their brand and make it ubiquitous.
      But I don't think this alone makes a very good indicator for market domination.

      BTW, GP, using stock exchange codes or whatever they are instead of company names is annoying - what is this, "News for MBAs, Stuff that Pays"?

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    20. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by jimicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Note to all the clueless idiots out there: Google got popular quick because they had a search page that would load in under a minute back when most of us were still on dial-up. Having search rankings that worked as well as anybody else's was just icing on the cake. The hardcore techies might have gone nuts over their algorithms, but the rest of us were just happy to get our search results quickly and not wait for ages for a bunch of cruft and advertising to load first.

      I'd add another thing to that. This is my experience, your mileage may have varied etc etc.

      Way back before then - circa 1997 - AltaVista was king of search. However, around 1999 or so the results from AltaVista started to go down the tubes - most of the hits were either spam or totally irrelevant.

      Out of practically nowhere comes Google - with results which were actually useful and little or no spam. Doesn't take a superbrain to decide to stick to using Google. But the Internet is a fickle place, and it's a lot easier to visit an alternate website than it is to take your bricks & mortar business elsewhere. (For one thing, "there's only one shop in this town that sells N" is not a valid argument). The mighty can fall, and I don't doubt it will happen again.

    21. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by kriston · · Score: 0

      Right.
      You should have used the "Preview" button!

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    22. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Google has been around for quite a few years. I don't see it as a fad. Just like back in 1994 when people said Linux is just a fad.
      With software you may be first rate but if you don't innovate fast enough it becomes second rate.

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    23. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by quanticle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, as long as we are exchanging anecdotes...

      I used to like Yahoo's mail. It was a pretty simple, basic web based mailbox. It didn't have much AJAX or other dynamic elements, but it was pretty easy to use and it was functional across many browsers.

      Then they replaced it with their Mail 2.0 abomination. Slow, clunky, prone to mysterious errors - it was like GMail's evil twin. After they introduced that atrocity of a UI, I've been using Gmail exclusively.

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    24. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by nxtr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks for saving me time today by using acronyms in your comment!

    25. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by TheLink · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just turn off javascript for Yahoo Mail and it switches to the "old mode".

      Some stuff doesn't work - you can't flag spam as spam (you can still delete them).

      But overall that's the version I've been using and it's fine for my purposes.

      In fact Gmail originally did not have a "no javascript" UI - they only added that later.

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    26. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the author has credible sources and a very valid opinion. Who really uses yahoo! anyways? This article only makes sense.

    27. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Why do I get the feeling you only read the first 3-4 paragraphs of the article...

      The article really isn't about whether Yahoo is stale or second rate. In fact, it was talking about a particular period of time != present.

    28. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, guess what? Yahoo is a profitably, growing company. Thats what's getting lost in all this. We just aren't google. What we do is very difficult and frankly I find it pretty motivating. Maybe the business people are unmotivated and mediocre, I doubt it, but I can't really tell. In general tech people at y are having a blast. ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Our servers have to deliver 7.5 billion page views a month. Some properties get more than ten thousand requests per second. That makes every problem hard and interesting, which for a geek is about all you need to be motivated.

      There. Fixed that for you. Unless you meant to say that you deliver the html every time someone requests a page.

    29. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by rbanffy · · Score: 0

      "Just because you're not the flavor-of-the-month search engine"

      What a long month has this been...

    30. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Try AdBlock Plus (with or without FilterSet.G).

      You soon forget how bloody annoying the Internet has become until you're forced to use a browser without it installed.

    31. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I already do. Why do you think I am on both Yahoo and Slashdot.
      That is the problem. Slashdot probably has some ads I would be interested in and I would love to see Slashdot get the revenue for those ads. The problem is that there are so many annoying ads I can not stand to turn off AdBlock Plus when I am on Slashdot.

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    32. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by overtly_demure · · Score: 1
      Please - learn how to spell. loose != lose.

      Let's not forget the current epidemic of using "lead," a heavy metal, with "led," the past tense of a verb.

    33. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Anyone who says differently is trying to sell something.

      Yahoo stock?

    34. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      People who use stock ticker names like that are assholes.

    35. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      privoxy

    36. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      It's been a really long month.

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    37. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Google's IPO came after the dot-com bust; but the company existed as a privately traded entity before that.

      So your assertion that Google (the company) started later than the dot-com bust is wholly incorrect. GOOG IPO'd later, in the same way JAVA became JAVA just recently. SUN existed well before it was JAVA, and even before it was SUN, as it did exist before its IPO; SUN and JAVA are just names referring to the same thing: Sun Microsystems, Inc.

    38. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      GMAIL: Ajax, magic.

      YMAIL: Flash dog shit.

    39. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was worried you were going to start comparing YHOO and GOOG to FART. Nothing beats FART as far as I am concerned.

    40. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How amusingly closed-minded.

    41. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +SKU
      +"consumer"

    42. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, that's the kind of pedantic technicality I deal with all day from useless people who don't know how to get anything done. Thank you for reminding me about it.

    43. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi! Welcome to the world! Lots of us trade stock, because we aren't delusional idealistic hippies! Sorry we annoy you, but we aren't going away! As a matter of fact, we're in charge and looking to stay there! Get used to it!

    44. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know quite a few people whose web toolkit is more diversified than just *.google.com. I am one of them.

    45. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by madgeorge · · Score: 2, Funny

      omg.yahoo.com anyone?

      How have I been ignorant of this for so long? And why(!) (bleeding eyes) have I been cursed to be exposed to it now? Why has my Dog forsaken me?

    46. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      It all started going downhill with Led Zeppelin, man.

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    47. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      ...and try harder.

      Yes, because that is all it takes. Maybe in your child-like mind.

    48. Re:Perfect Strangers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can this guy possibly evaluate Yahoo!'s workforce? They are mediocre and unmotivated? He's met and worked with all 10,000?

  4. Re:Jealousy by stokessd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ARE there software companies that people actually like?! Google used to be up there, but they keep poking at the "do no evil" mantra. Every other software company I can think of has a core group of users that like the product, but those same folks also seem pretty ambivalent about the company.

    It seems that the hardware companies get the love because you can touch the shiny. Examples: Tivo, Apple, Harley Davidson, Crispy Creme...

    Sheldon

  5. Re:Jealousy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Krispy Kremes have a soft filling though...

  6. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  7. Pretending they have a chance. by myCopyWrong · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They have to show revenue growth but it is impossible. What do they have without their monopoly? A lot of third rate code that no one wants. Between Vista and Open Office, they are showing revenue problems. Buying Yahoo makes it look like they can extend their monopoly to the web but it's Hotamail all over again. They are proving that they can spend even more money to be an also ran. At best they can crush and rob Yahoo, but that won't do anything to Google or anyone else who wants to run services with free software. The harder M$ tries, the more obvious it is that their game is over.

    1. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yup. Over indeed it is, as their crashing stock and sales shows......

      Wait a minute....

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    2. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wish I could mod this post "-1: Wishful Thinking."

      No matter how much you hate Microsoft or boldly state that their business has obviously failed, it doesn't actually make it true. Open Office is causing MS revenue problems? Yeah, right. Let's try to stick to discussing how things are in the world we actually live in.

      As far as this goes:

      At best they can crush and rob Yahoo, but that won't do anything to Google or anyone else who wants to run services with free software.

      If TFA is correct, they could do an awful lot to Google by consuming Yahoo. Not by competing in the marketplace but with the terrible power of patents.

    3. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by fortyonejb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Random predictions of MS's demise are as old as the day is long. Free software has been the panacea since Windows 1 came about. The folks at MS must know something you don't as I'm sure they've made more money than you. Whether or not you agree with MS, they achieved their goal, make a lot of money. Whats obvious is that you want their game to be over because you disagree with it. Unfortunately no one cares what you want.

    4. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh... Stock valuation doesn't indicate anything save what price a shareseller is willing to part with his shares over.

      It doesn't, overall, indicate anything of the state of affairs within the company or it's actual overall health. They don't have the cash war-chest they used to have (they paid out dividends recently, remember...) and Vista's a flop and Office is sitting stagnant compared to it's past sales.

      Not sitting as pretty in the long term as the stock price would lead you to believe it is.

    5. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by rcallan · · Score: 1

      enron?

    6. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by speedtux · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Microsoft's stock performance has at best been average compared to the NASDAQ during the last 10 years. IBM has actually been a stronger performer. Microsoft's spectacular growth years were between 1995 and 1998.

      Microsoft's 2008 Q1 income sounds kind of impressive (20-25% growth over last year) until one realizes that that is due to exchange rate changes, not new business.

      Microsoft Live has about as much mindshare (search volume) as Yahoo's failed Yahoo 360. Clearly, Microsoft is aiming for the very top somewhere, but not in on-line services.

      http://google.com/trends?q=microsoft+live%2Cyahoo+360&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

      Blogspot alone trounces Microsoft's entire Live effort.

      http://google.com/trends?q=microsoft+live%2Cyahoo+360%2Cblogspot&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

      Time to look for another job, perhaps? Or can we look forward to another FUD campaign from Steve "200 patents" Ballmer?

    7. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I wish I could mod this post "-1: Wishful Thinking."

      Amen to that, brother.

      Slashdot is an odd place. While there are a lot of posters here whose contributions I greatly enjoy, it's chock-full of bullshit liars who live in an anti-Microsoft fantasy land. If I had a nickel for every "I work for a Fortune 500 and we're ditching Microsoft/Adobe/IBM/CorporateSoftwareWhippingboy" anecdote I've read here, I could retire and live off the interest. In their made up little world, .NET could never be used for an enterprise application, their parents/grandparents have all ditched Windows for Linux, and Ron Paul is currently statistically favored to win the Presidency of the United States.

      Thankfully, these people probably don't wield much influence outside of the online world (or really in it, if we're going to be honest about it.) I do wish they'd migrate over to digg, where their "Microsoft infidels are committing mass-suicide in the streets" FUD would be more at home, but still.

    8. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While what you are saying is true,the simple fact is I have NEVER seen hatred for a product like I have for Vista,and that includes WinME. I have been building,selling,repairing and customizing PCs and networks since the days of DOS and Win3.1,but the sheer public hatred for the stink that is Vista is just unreal. I recently built a machine for a customer whose sole requirement was that this machine be upgrading for a long while so he wouldn't have to touch Vista,and this is for a guy who has been happily using WinME for the past 8 years! And when the teenyboppers come in with their parents to have a new machine built and I mention Vista as an option I get a VERY loud EEEEEW!,like I took a crap in front of them or something.

      The simple fact is they have based a lot of their revenue projections on everyone upgrading every 3 years or so. After all,that was the way it went through most of the history of Windows. But I am typing this on a 1.1GHz Celeron with 512Mb of RAM that runs great as a simple Netbox,and I have plenty of customers that are quite happy with their 1.7-3.2GHz Intels and AMDs. Computers have gotten "good enough" for what most folks use them for. And then they really shoot themselves in the foot with Vista by killing XP, which means that those who can't afford Apple or don't have a friend with a pirate XP disc will end up on some sort of Linux like the EEE,simply because the bottom of the Line Dell and Compaq that sell so well to the average home user runs like a crippled slug on Vista. I recently talked to the head of the electronics department at a Wal Mart supercenter about Vista and he said it has been a nightmare. He said they are now offering to "preload" XP onto any Vista laptop they sell simply because they can't move them any other way.

      So what does MSFT do? Do they do the smart thing and keep XP on the lower end and only sell Vista on machines powerful enough to run it well? Maybe put out a Windows 2008 professional to get those businesses and home users that are avoiding Vista like the plague to continue buying MSFT? Nope,they kill off Vista and force the Best Buys of the world to either convert their machines in the back to XP or have a bunch of complaining customers because a non dual core with 1Gb or less of RAM simply won't run the bloat. When Allchin himself,who oversaw some of the most profitable years of Windows,says he would buy a Mac rather than take Vista and retires the second it comes out to keep from being blamed you know they are in trouble. It is like the marketing department has taken over MSFT and as we have seen time and time again,most marketing departments can't see the forests for the trees. I predict if MSFT gets the chance they will take search,maybe Yahoo mail while they are at it. And frankly it won't help them a bit. Because they same guys that made the Vista sludge will concentrate all the efforts on maximizing ad revenues instead of having searches become more accurate and relevant and Yahoo search will suck just as bad as Live search is now. But that is my 02c from out here in consumerland,YMMV

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    9. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by sjames · · Score: 1

      There were a lot of dotcoms with a huge stock value just before they imploded. After many years of being a safe stock (just average as an investment, but safe), it takes a while for a bunch of investors who only use their computers by rote to see that things are changing.

      If current stock value alone was predictive of future performance, we'd all be Wall Street millionaires by now.

      There is room to debate on MS's likely future, but the stock price doesn't say much.

    10. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is wrong.

      Stock prices are generally based on future success. If your assumption is correct, then think of this. Why wouldn't the value of a share go up if you know, for a fact, that the company will beat earnings estimates within the next quarter?

      Stocks prices are based on the future performance, not the current performance.

    11. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by snoyberg · · Score: 1

      In theory, yes. In practice, it's all about speculation. The speculation used to be about the present value of all future dividends, but now the speculation is mostly focused on how much someone else will pay for it.

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    12. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wow, just random statements with no proof. Very nicely and politely stated, but doesnt change that most of them taken objectively are complete bullshit. Let me try...

      the simple fact is I have NEVER seen hatred for a product like I have for Vista,and that includes WinME.

      Hatred for Vista? Methinks people who can hate bits of software have other "issues" that need to be checked out.

      I have been building,selling,repairing and customizing PCs and networks since the days of DOS and Win3.1,but the sheer public hatred for the stink that is Vista is just unreal. I recently built a machine for a customer whose sole requirement was that this machine be upgrading for a long while so he wouldn't have to touch Vista,and this is for a guy who has been happily using WinME for the past 8 years!

      Oh, so you're trying to establish credibility now. This is *your* opinion. Very well, duly noted.

      And when the teenyboppers come in with their parents to have a new machine built and I mention Vista as an option I get a VERY loud EEEEEW!,like I took a crap in front of them or something.

      I see. Teenyboppers? What a fantastic way to determine if an OS actually works. Why do we even do reviews. We should just ask you, and you'll poll the 5 tennyboppers that you meet and we're done. Pffft! Paying people to actually write reviews. What a bunch of idiots.

      But I am typing this on a 1.1GHz Celeron with 512Mb of RAM that runs great as a simple Netbox,and I have plenty of customers that are quite happy with their 1.7-3.2GHz Intels and AMDs.

      So? Vista was never targeted for people who go out and buy OSs. Its for people who go and buy new PCs. This is elementary. Yawn!

      And then they really shoot themselves in the foot with Vista by killing XP, which means that those who can't afford Apple or don't have a friend with a pirate XP disc will end up on some sort of Linux like the EEE,

      Shot themselves in the foot? Do you have any objective indicator of measuring that. A ton of new PCs *are* indeed sold with Vista pre-installed. Ofcource you'll reply with some bull about people downgrading to XP. But you *dont* have the numbers. So whats the point? You're two neighbours wiped Vista and Installed XP? Is that how you prove it? When that doesnt work either you or some other idiot will reply with "but they're a monopoly!!". They might be in the business of selling OSs, but nobody put a gun to your head. Go buy a mac or install ubuntu. You cant control your work environment, coz its not your damn company. When you *do* start one, make it an all linux shop. Till then, stop whining.

      So what does MSFT do? Do they do the smart thing and keep XP on the lower end and only sell Vista on machines powerful enough to run it well? Maybe put out a Windows 2008 professional to get those businesses and home users that are avoiding Vista like the plague to continue buying MSFT?

      Smart? According to you I bet. Good thing you're not their strategy go-to guy. The decision that XP was going to be phased out when LH/Vista came out was made *years* ago. And yes, it was public on their lifecycle page. If you didnt already know that, now you do.

      When Allchin himself [nwsource.com],who oversaw some of the most profitable years of Windows,says he would buy a Mac rather than take Vista and retires the second it comes out to keep from being blamed you know they are in trouble

      At that time Vista wasnt a finished product. He was comparing it to a finished product. I would say thats a good thing. Oh and the last part is complete BS. Quit when it comes out to avoid blame. Wow.. How childish. That logic might work on a 13yr old.

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    13. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by syphax · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Benjamin Graham:

      In the short-run, the market is a voting machine;
      In the long-run, the market is a weighing machine.

      He and his student Mr. Buffett have applied this principle (among others) fairly effectively.

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    14. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While what you are saying is true,the simple fact is I have NEVER seen hatred for a product like I have for Vista,and that includes WinME. I have been building,selling,repairing and customizing PCs and networks since the days of DOS and Win3.1,but the sheer public hatred for the stink that is Vista is just unreal. I recently built a machine for a customer whose sole requirement was that this machine be upgrading for a long while so he wouldn't have to touch Vista,and this is for a guy who has been happily using WinME for the past 8 years! And when the teenyboppers come in with their parents to have a new machine built and I mention Vista as an option I get a VERY loud EEEEEW!,like I took a crap in front of them or something.

      Dollars to doughnuts that he, along with almost everybody who "hates Vista" has never actually used it.

      So what does MSFT do? Do they do the smart thing and keep XP on the lower end and only sell Vista on machines powerful enough to run it well?

      A machine "powerful enough to run Vista well" *is* the low end. $450 buys you dual cores and 2G RAM, which is more than you need for decent Vista performance.

      When Allchin himself [nwsource.com],who oversaw some of the most profitable years of Windows,says he would buy a Mac rather than take Vista [...]

      That email was written 3 years before Vista was released .

    15. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh,please,mr Fanboi,Vista is a turkey and you know it. The only guys that I have seen that actually like Vista either only use the machine for web surfing or who got monster dual and quad rigs tricked out with tons of RAM and the latest ATI or Nvdia monster card for DX10. Tell you what: why don't you go down to your local best Buy or Wally World,pick up the bottom of the line Vista rig(as that is what the majority of home consumers do,buy on price,which is why Dell has so many cheapy machines) and see how long you can run it before you pull your hair out.

      Talk to your local computer stores,ask THEM how their sales are of Vista VS XP. I can tell you that most of us have quit carrying the thing because it ends up sitting there. When folks come to me for a new machine the LAST thing they want is Vista. And I never said this was anything other than my opinion,but that opinion is based on nearly 2 decades of selling and servicing MSFT products. How many years have YOU been selling and servicing MSFT products?

      The simple fact is I never had any problem selling machines with WinME. Yes,it was buggy and you had to be really careful about what peripherals you paired it with,as a bad driver would kill it deader than dixie. But then a funny thing happened,along came XP SP2. Folks got used to everything just working and plugging anything they wanted in and having it go. You expect me to tell my customers who need a machine for SOHO work and basic web use that I need to build them a gamer rig just to get the full Vista "experience", AND while I'm at it I need to convince them to throw away most of their peripherals because MSFT boned the driver model and the manufacturers aren't going to bother with Vista drivers for 90% of their hardware? Yeah,and my business would be closed within the month. If you have Vista running smooth on your quad core with sh*tloads of RAM I say good for you. As a buddy that used to service the F4 said "If you strap giant jet engines to a brick it'll fly,but that don't make it anything more than a brick with giant jet engines".

      Vista was designed for the "PC of the future" only the future isn't going where MSFT thought. It is going for lower powered,easy to carry laptops and netbooks instead of giant quad core rigs. And the gamer customers I've had are sticking with DX9 because Vista simply cuts into their hardware more than they care for. With a company the size of MSFT,inertia will keep them afloat for awhile. But the whole reason that companies like Intel and Nvidia are getting into the low powered chip market and why MSFT has such a hard on for buying Yahoo is because big and bloated simply won't fly. Why do you think they are offering XP Home instead of Vista Basic on the EEE? Because they couldn't give it away with Vista Basic,that's why. Funny that the only other time I saw this level of fanboi-ism about a MSFT OS was when the public decided WinME sucked. I gues that old saying "everything old is new again" is true,huh?

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    16. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Oh,please,mr Fanboi,Vista is a turkey and you know it.

      Its funny how suddenly you switched from polite to batshit crazy just because somebody disagreed with you. I don't sell Vista, don't stand to make money if microsoft sells more or less, and as far as I know, not a "fanboi". I just call it like I see it.

      The only guys that I have seen that actually like Vista either only use the machine for web surfing or who got monster dual and quad rigs tricked out with tons of RAM and the latest ATI or Nvdia monster card for DX10. Tell you what: why don't you go down to your local best Buy or Wally World,pick up the bottom of the line Vista rig(as that is what the majority of home consumers do,buy on price,which is why Dell has so many cheapy machines) and see how long you can run it before you pull your hair out.

      I have a two year old core duo 1.6ghz laptop that can run vista just fine on 2gb ram. The graphics card cannot handle Aero, but that's OK, Its not very important.

      Talk to your local computer stores,ask THEM how their sales are of Vista VS XP. I can tell you that most of us have quit carrying the thing because it ends up sitting there. When folks come to me for a new machine the LAST thing they want is Vista. And I never said this was anything other than my opinion,but that opinion is based on nearly 2 decades of selling and servicing MSFT products.

      See I think thats a trick question. If I say all new PCs come with vista, somebody will say, "LOLLLL thats because MS killed XP", or something equally inane.

      How many years have YOU been selling and servicing MSFT products?

      0.0 that I know of. Unless I have split personalities, in which case you cant really trust my answer can you?

      blah blah.. I cant sell vista.. blah..

      Dont care.

      AND while I'm at it I need to convince them to throw away most of their peripherals because MSFT boned the driver model and the manufacturers aren't going to bother with Vista drivers for 90% of their hardware?

      Um, So just because a new OS is out the hundred thousand devices should automatically work with it? Just re-read what you wrote and you'll see the dumb logic. Obviously they arent going to, but if there are no OS sales, there will be no drivers, so there will be no OS sales because there are no drivers, and on and on we go. Zzzz.. A kindergarten student could figure that out if given the right analogy.

      MSFT boned the driver model? Thanks for your expert opinion, I'll be sure to forward any driver architecture design queries to you.

      And the gamer customers I've had are sticking with DX9 because Vista simply cuts into their hardware more than they care for.

      Lol, go read some SLI forums, or performance gamer websites. Almost *ALL* of them use Vista. With SP1, the performance is equivalent to XP. All the driver issues have been sorted out by Nvidia and ATI. OK, Not All, but a good chunk of them.

      With a company the size of MSFT,inertia will keep them afloat for awhile. But the whole reason that companies like Intel and Nvidia are getting into the low powered chip market and why MSFT has such a hard on for buying Yahoo is because big and bloated simply won't fly. Why do you think they are offering XP Home instead of Vista Basic on the EEE? Because they couldn't give it away with Vista Basic,that's why.

      WTF has the EEE pc got to do with the Vista OS. EEE pc does not form the majority of the market for vista users. Jeez, how thick is your skull? Obviously they will offer XP, because it has a smaller footprint and MS is greedy, so they dont want to leave a market niche open for OSS. Common Sense 101.. or maybe just 000.

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    17. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by moexu · · Score: 1

      I use Vista and I hate it. Although I will grant that it became more tolerable after the first service pack.

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    18. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the gamer customers I've had are sticking with DX9 because Vista simply cuts into their hardware more than they care for.

      As a PC gamer, I can attest to this sentiment. Granted, I am also a PC Gamer that wants Linux to take over, so that I won't have to bother when XP finally does end its service value and life.

    19. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You were the one that started with the rudeness,your entire reply was basically how wonderful Vista was and how i didn't have a clue what i was talking about. does Intel not have a clue too? because Intel is skipping Vista. And i can find you example after example of the same thing. We have NEVER had Fortune 500 companies elect to stick with an old OS rather than simply upgrade when the 3 year cycle comes around,ever.

      Um,you do know that dual cores with 2Gb of RAM aren't what you find at Dell,Best Buy,Wal mart,etc,right? In fact the big market is right now a Celeron or Sempron with 1Gb of RAM,although I still see plenty of machines with 512Mb,although those are finally being fazed out. You do realize that one core is pretty much dealing with Vista,right? Here is a little experiment you can do to see the difference between Vista and XP: make an image of your HDD. benchmark Vista,then install XP and benchmark it. The performance gains will probably make you cry. And as for gamers switching to Vista? I have had a few build $2000+ SLI rigs switch to Vista for DX10,although I have had two come back and ask for dual boot simply because of performance and compatibility issues. The biggest thing I have been seeing here is the hacked DX10 on XP trick. I recently played Halo 2 and Juarez on a customers new gamer rig and DX10 ran great.

      And finally what does the EEE have to do with it? Are you kidding? Surely you can't be serious,unless you want us to honestly expect us to believe you are not a shill. Laptops are selling like hotcakes,and they aren't those Alienware monsters. I have personally seen my college campus spread with EEEs and other minibooks in less than a year. I have had Housewives,salesmen,office managers,etc come to me to order them machines in the last 12 months,and the first thing out of their mouths after saying they want a laptop is "Can you get one of those EEEs?" Companies like Intel and Nvidia don't spend the serious R&D money required to build new chips without doing serious market research. People want cheap,small,eay to use laptops that they can slip in a handbag or briefcase and just go. Vista is bloated(15Gb default install,WTF?),sucks power,and on mini machines like the cloudbook,EEE,Mininote,etc it is simply too slow to use. Do you really think all these companies are coming out with netbooks because there is no market?

      IMHO the only thing you got right in your post was the Apple iPhone,and I think they will end up the future,which scares the hell out of MSFT. I am betting within the next two years you'll see all the cell phone providers offering small EEE style laptops for free with a 2 year service agreement to use their wireless data plan. The phone companies can lock in all those customers,and for what the average person is using a laptop for(webmail,surfing,document editing) any lightweight Linux distro with Open office will work beautifully. Why do YOU think MSFT is so disparate to get into the ad business? Because they know if Win7 isn't a hit they are going to be seriously hurting. Most folks aren't buying gamer rigs,they are buying based on price. And on what you get from Dell,HP,etc for a basic PC Vista is a truly painful experience.I have already had two customers bring in single core Dells that the HDD literally thrashed itself to death.

      If you have read anything put out by Ballmer in the last three years or any of the emails in the class action suit you know that Vista wasn't designed for users,its "protected path" top to bottom DRM was designed to appeal to big media in the hopes of becoming the iTunes of video. But folks by and large are not using their pc as a HTPC,they are watching their videos on their Chinese DVD player or their PS3. All MSFT has done by trying to force eveyone into the same DRM overloaded box is p*ss off a large portion of their customers,who are know looking at alternatives. Whether that alternative will be Linux or Apple,or MSFT getting its act together with Win7 I

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    20. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      Add to that all the "Linux is easy, it configures itself, installation is a snap, anyone can use it on any system".

      If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I could replace all my existing hardware with that which has reliable Linux drivers.

      My world = the world is rampant on \.

    21. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This should clear up any queries - http://www.microsoft-watch.com/content/corporate/microsoft_q1_2008_by_the_numbers.html

      In conclusion: More PCs were shipped, anti-piracy was more effective, and like you point out, online services we're "barely significant", but being such a small input into gross profit so far, barely registers either - so worry not, MS jobs are secure for quite some time to come.

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    22. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does Intel not have a clue too? because Intel [cnet.com] is skipping Vista. And i can find you example after example of the same thing. We have NEVER had Fortune 500 companies elect to stick with an old OS rather than simply upgrade when the 3 year cycle comes around,ever.

      I didn't say you had no clue. I said your statements were wrong. Which they are. Awesome. Just what I expected. Take an argument I did not make, keep shifting the goal posts without replying to any of my points. Keep on injecting new points to prolong a useless thread. Very nice. They should put you up in the Senate to Filibuster..
      Maybe I should amend my statement. You don't have a clue.

      Here is a little experiment you can do to see the difference between
      Vista and XP: make an image of your HDD. benchmark Vista,then install XP and benchmark it. The performance gains will probably make you cry. And as for gamers switching to Vista? I have had a few build $2000+ SLI rigs switch to Vista for DX10,although I have had two come back and ask for dual boot simply because of performance and compatibility issues. The biggest thing I have been seeing here is the hacked DX10 on XP trick. I recently played Halo 2 and Juarez on a customers new gamer rig and DX10 ran great.

      Yawn.. Already been done. You would know that if you had any fucking clue about Vista.

      http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,2845,2303830,00.asp

      And finally what does the EEE have to do with it? Are you kidding? Surely you can't be serious,unless you want us to honestly expect us to believe you are not a shill. Laptops are selling like hotcakes,and they aren't those Alienware monsters. I have personally seen my college campus spread with EEEs and other minibooks in less than a year. I have had Housewives,salesmen,office managers,etc come to me to order them machines in the last 12 months,and the first thing out of their mouths after saying they want a laptop is "Can you get one of those EEEs?" Companies like Intel and Nvidia don't spend the serious R&D money required to build new chips without doing serious market research. People want cheap,small,eay to use laptops that they can slip in a handbag or briefcase and just go. Vista is bloated(15Gb default install,WTF?),sucks power,and on mini machines like the cloudbook,EEE,Mininote,etc it is simply too slow to use. Do you really think all these companies are coming out with netbooks because there is no market?

      I don't "honestly" expect you to believe anything. By running your little shop (if that indeed is true, but I'll give you the benefit) you think you have all the industry figured out. You don't.

      Again making arguments against what I have never said. I didnt say there is no market for EEE. I said deciding if vista is good or not has nothing to do with if it runs on the EEE pc. I seem to be repeating myself. You either have a very low IQ, or are incapable of rational arguments. Either way, you're really tiring me out now.

      Why do YOU think MSFT is so disparate to get into the ad business?

      Why do you think people take up jobs?

      I have already had two customers bring in single core Dells that the HDD literally thrashed itself to death.

      Vista damaged the HDD? You're getting really loopy. Lay down the crack pipe. Thanks, you know, for being so literal and all.

      But no matter how many fanbois say "Vista is great!" doesn't change the fact that most of us that sell machines for a living can't give the turkey away. It really doesn't matter how the product really is if the public goes EEEEW! when you even mention its name. But as always this is my 02c from out here in consumerland,YMMV

      I see, May I conclude, living in Antarctica, that the sun never sets for months?

      You know 10 people who dont like Vista? I know 11 who do. There I win ! This is the childish theme of your entire post.

    23. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by speedtux · · Score: 0

      This should clear up any queries

      Actually, it mostly raises the question why Q1 2008 results are on a web page with a date of "October 25, 2007". But given Microsoft's creative accounting, perhaps that shouldn't surprise us.

      [From the page] Microsoft's three core divisions grew their combined revenue by more than 20 percent in the 2008 fiscal first quarter. Oh, and Microsoft beat its revenue guidance by more than $1 billion.

      Well, apparently investors and the stock market aren't impressed by the results because Microsoft stock is down, not up.

      so worry not, MS jobs are secure for quite some time to come.

      After the tens of thousands of people whose jobs Microsoft destroyed through its unfair business practices, why do you think anybody would worry about your job?

    24. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Doug+Merritt · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Mr. AC, you're acting like it's just your debating opponent's opinion versus yours, as if you haven't heard the endless bad press about Vista.

      You can't possibly have missed all of that bad press, so pretending it doesn't exist is what makes you sound like a completely fraudulent shill. If you want to sound honest, acknowledge the widespread bad press and try to address it.

      Or continue as you have been, and expect to have zero credibility with 100% of the readers -- why even bother?

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    25. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I know he is probably a shill,and I shouldn't feed the troll,but....sigh,I am southern and it just seems rude not to answer. I blame my heritage. First you start off with insults.No actual answers to my points,just insults. And did you bother to even look at page three of the article you sited? A core 2 Duo E6750,ASUS Blitz Gamer board,and Corsair tweaked timing RAM. Do you honestly believe that folks are getting THAT from Dell and Best Buy? You seem to forget there are two types of gamer: The Extreme gamer,who spends many $$$$ of dollars so he is always on the cutting edge. And there is the budget gamer,which outnumbers the Extreme gamer by a VERY large margin. Only those Extreme gamers are spending the money on Vista. Which of course hurts MSFT's bottom line,as there is a reason why there are so many GPUs under $150,because that is a very big market,myself included.

      Yes,I do have a little shop,yes,I have worked at every little and big Shop in AR over a 13 year period,from Best Buy(shudder) to Doug's Computer Solutions. I have worked SOHO,SMB,network design,troubleshooting,custom machines,etc. I am often also called in to do contract work for out of state companies that don't need full time help,such as cardinal health,Allstate,etc. and I can tell you that I haven't had a SINGLE customer come to me and ask about a Vista machine. I have yet to see a Vista machine in a SOHO or SMB environment,either. The few machines I have gotten in my shop with Vista have either been those wanting to "downgrade" to XP,or those that Vista has thrashed to death. Don't believe me? Just put "Vista thrashes hard drive" in Google and see for yourself.

      And finally,allow me to point out,despite the childish manner of your posts,that there is a reason that my karma has been excellent since I started here. because those that have read my posts know that I simply tell it like it is,based on my years of experience in the PC business. I personally couldn't care less which OS becomes number 1,as I use whatever works and my customers will pay me for,period. And as for my hating Vista? Even though I was given the opportunity to beta test both Win2K and XP,Vista was the only one which I agreed to beta test. Why? Because after XP SP2 I really wanted Vista to shine. Instead it killed my 200Gb HDD just like it killed my customers. That is how I found out the hard way the Vista on a single core equals thrash city. Maybe in 5 years when even the netbooks are dual cores and 4Gb of RAM is standard folks will change their minds about Vista. But I have the feeling that if MSFT doesn't make Win7 great nobody is really going to care. And when Win7 comes out I'm willing to bet my last dollar that Vista is swept under the rug just as WinME was before it. But as always this is my 02c,YMMV

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    26. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have to show revenue growth but it is impossible. What do they have without their monopoly? A lot of third rate code that no one wants. Between Vista and Open Office, they are showing revenue problems. Buying Yahoo makes it look like they can extend their monopoly to the web but it's Hotamail all over again. They are proving that they can spend even more money to be an also ran. At best they can crush and rob Yahoo, but that won't do anything to Google or anyone else who wants to run services with free software. The harder M$ tries, the more obvious it is that their game is over.

      Do you live on the same planet as the rest of us? did you actually bother to look at Microsoft's latest revenue and profit or its current trend? even the relative flop that is vista (relative as it is actually massively profitable and successfull financially), Open Office is now significantly lagging since office 2007 (As actual hard sales figures show). How about for a change people actually check out a few facts before they post, I know this is /. and myth and anti-MS are all the rage but really you just look like an idiot posting this shit.

    27. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      Actually, it mostly raises the question why Q1 2008 results are on a web page with a date of "October 25, 2007"

      Probably because it's referring to the Q1 results of the 2008 fiscal year, which starts in July 2007.

    28. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by speedtux · · Score: 1

      Oh, right, I forgot: that's actually kind of unusual among tech companies.

    29. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Thank you. The shill seems to act like the only machines out there are tricked out dual and quad cores with sh*tloads of RAM. I can attest to the fact that the budget gamer section is quite a bit larger than the extreme gamer,simply by the amount of gear I sell. I can tell you the thinline 6xxx series is popular for the SFF PC,while I still sell a lot of the 7xxx series for those machines that want to play some FPS. I used some of my profits to buy myself a BFG 7600 512MB OC which I just got done installing last night. It boosted my FEAR framerate at 1024x768 by a good 45%.

      The simple fact is Vista is just too bloated to give decent framerates on anything but the newest dual cores tricked out with loads of RAM. But when folks see how nice FEAR,MOHPA,and the other FPS I play look on my single core with 2Gb of RAM they are quite happy to have me build them a budget gamer PC. Of course I don't play Crysis,but then again I don't run Vista either. And I have had customers have very good luck running DX10 on XP,but I don't have a DX10 card so I haven't messed with it. For me and 99% of my customers XP SP3 and DX9 work wonderfully. And the fact that all the new games seem to be coming out with DX9 support,which before Vista was unheard of,means I won't have to worry about switching to Vista for a long time,if at all. I personally hope the Wine guys get Dx9 and 10 working great under Linux,then if Win7 turns out to be another Vista I'll just buy Crossover Games and be done with Windows. But as always this is my 02c,YMMV

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    30. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess, credibility here is defined by repeating "Linux good, windows bad" over and over. I feel like I'm in the jesus camp movie.

      And, Oh please, stop patronizing. I don't need any advice from self-absorbed pricks like you. I can handle myself very well thank you.

      90% of the "geeks/nerds" here will start crying for momma if we start a kernel architecture discussion. I'm not being "elitist" (meh i hate that word). Its the honest truth.

      Goodbye.

      - Ivy League Grad Student :P

    31. Re:Pretending they have a chance. by Doug+Merritt · · Score: 1
      I was merely pointing out fairly obvious observations about the ineffectiveness of your rhetorical tactics; your level of utterly uncalled-for rudeness in response simply makes you out to have a highly flawed character, to the extent that I can't see how you would do well even in grad school, let alone out in the real world.

      And oh, the irony of you saying "self-absorbed pricks". Talk about projection of yourself onto others; you're a psychologist's dream.

      And why do you think I would care what an anonymous coward has to say about kernel architecture, pretending for a moment that you even know the first thing about it?

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  8. "Utilizing"? by Otter · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I can't stand the use (utilization) of "utilize" instead of the simpler, more correct "use".

    1. Re:"Utilizing"? by thermian · · Score: 1

      You 'use' a hammer, you 'utilize' software. It is said that way because it sounds cooler.

      Anyway, you think that's bad? How do you feel about scientists using the term 'in silico' when they mean 'run on a computer'.

      It fucks me right off.

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    2. Re:"Utilizing"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or, as they presumably spell it in the US, "uze".

    3. Re:"Utilizing"? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny

      I concur with the most recent ancestor poster. I object to repeatedly tautologically redundant grandiloquence. I eschew such verbiage diligently. This very response shows you all that I am the very epitome of plain talking simple folk, scratch scratch, the very epitome of rustic linguistics.

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    4. Re:"Utilizing"? by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      They are different; utilization has the added implication that the use was somehow beneficial.

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    5. Re:"Utilizing"? by strabes · · Score: 1

      "In silico" actually has fewer letters and syllables than "run on a computer," so it's more efficient!

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    6. Re:"Utilizing"? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      At least utilize means something slightly different from use. Burglarize instead of burgle, on the other hand, is retarded.

    7. Re:"Utilizing"? by clang_jangle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yooz furrnerz jes caint git it, kinya?
      :)

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    8. Re:"Utilizing"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientist do so, because computer-aided simulations now are part of the experimental chain, by historical convention stated in latin, as in: (1) in silico (computer), (2) in vitro (non-living objects), (3) in vivo (in living beings).

      Therefore, "in silico" follows the convention.

    9. Re:"Utilizing"? by thermian · · Score: 1

      [head explodes]

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    10. Re:"Utilizing"? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Yep,theys ain't got no clus,and r nearly as bad as them damyankees! And quit jawin so dang fast!

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    11. Re:"Utilizing"? by jdschulteis · · Score: 1

      I would have modded you funny if you had only worked "sesquipedalianism" into your post.

    12. Re:"Utilizing"? by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      similarly to feel "obligated"
      (from "oblige" -> "obligaton" -> "obligated")
      rather than the original: to feel "obliged."

      "obligated" was not in use until the late 19th c.

    13. Re:"Utilizing"? by jdschulteis · · Score: 1

      I find "in silico" doesn't bother me, it seems a natural extension of "in vitro" and "in vivo".

      At the top of my list of technospeak I'd like to banish is "blog".

    14. Re:"Utilizing"? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 0, Troll

      I blogged your mom last night. Your sister's more fun to blog.

    15. Re:"Utilizing"? by niktemadur · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I was in the public library on Thurmond Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herries by Hugh Walpole, when I suddenly came over all peckish.

      And I thought to myself "A little fermented curd would do the trick", so I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!

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  9. In other words by MikeRT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once again a business method patent has stymied the development of a market. A bad idea that was obvious to everyone but lawyers and the courts for its ability to damage competition.

    1. Re:In other words by teknopurge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Things are always obvious in hindsight.

  10. So many words by stevens · · Score: 1

    The article writer couldn't make up his mind if he was penning (1) an opinion piece, (2) a history of the deal, or (3) just trying to beat 19th century french novelists on wordiness.

    I skimmed it, but all I got is: they wanted to put Yahoo into play. Is that it? Anyone have the abstract?

    1. Re:So many words by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Microsoft didn't mean to kill Amalia, but its hand was forced when she came back early from the market.

    2. Re:So many words by howdoesth · · Score: 1
      It's really simple:
      • Microsoft wants to buy Yahoo!
      • It doesn't make a lot of sense for Microsoft to buy Yahoo!
      • Therefore, Google is responsible for unspeakable fraud.
  11. the answer to Why Microsoft Is Chasing Yahoo by rs232 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "In July 2001, the US patent office granted Overture US patent number 6,269,361. Also known as the '361 patent, it covered the basic paid-search bid-for-placement advertising model"

    "In July 2003 Yahoo acquired Overture in a mostly stock deal valued at $1.63 billion"

    "The peculiar thing about Microsoft Yahoo negotiations is Microsoft's insistence on owning/co-owning Yahoo's paid-search assets "

    "Microsoft believes that by being clever about the deal terms Microsoft can practically get Yahoo's big fish patent licensee to fully reimburse Microsoft for whatever Microsoft pays for Yahoo's paid search assets"

    "So, who is Yahoo's big fish patent licensee .. By simple elimination it has to be Google "

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    So basically Microsoft gets Google to finance the Yahoo takeover and then gets Google to pay MS revenue out of its (GOOG) own paid search business.. PURR of EVIL ... :)

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    1. Re:the answer to Why Microsoft Is Chasing Yahoo by palindromic · · Score: 1

      That... damn, that IS evil heh. But I don't really buy that thats how the mechanics of the deal will really work. I think Microsoft will get some benefit from the patent, but the patent in question if heads come to butt heads will end up being overturned or modified somehow. Maybe I'm wrong but it seems a ridiculous loop-hole for MS to be able to exploit Google with.

      I think MS really wants Yahoo for the same reasons I like Yahoo, it has a huge user base and a slick content delivery system. I tend to use it for its ease of use and lack of bloatware in things that should be really simple. I don't want to install some giant 100 megabyte pile of crap to play chess (read: MSN), I want to click on a java applet and play chess with someone. That philosophy is what has made Yahoo the best and most user friendly portal from day one, and why it has retained a staggeringly huge and loyal user base.

    2. Re:the answer to Why Microsoft Is Chasing Yahoo by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      That is smoke and mirrors.

      Microsoft wants Yahoo because they provide e-mail for AT&T.

      They would have the contract with AT&T.

      Remember, contracts are what you use against people you do
      business with. See SCOX.

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    3. Re:the answer to Why Microsoft Is Chasing Yahoo by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I must be missing something. Google already has

      a "fully paid, perpetual license" to Overture patents, according to SEC documents that Mountain View, Calif.-based Google filed on Monday.

      from http://netscape.com.com/Google,+Yahoo!+bury+the+legal+hatchet/2100-1024_3-5302421.html
      which was linked to from the Wikipedia page about Overture Services.

  12. Re:Long Article, Lots of Speculation by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, it makes perfect sense.

    Microsoft instead of proposing a more competitive deal has been busy trying to subvert the Yahoo Google deal by raising antitrust concerns, and even seems to have succeeded at getting the US Department of Justice to [investigate the deal].

    I've been wondering why the Microsoft shills on this site have been the ones protesting the Yahoo/Google deal the most. Now it makes sense.

  13. same reason I chased a little furry guy by josepha48 · · Score: 1

    it seemed like the right thing to do at the time and I thought I was in love

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  14. Holy run-on article by markov_chain · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We have never needed a good summary as much as this time!

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    1. Re:Holy run-on article by paazin · · Score: 1
      It's horrifically long but damned interesting, a tale filled with drama, heroics, deceit, and romance!
      The author suggests that Google has been lying to investors and the public, among other things:

      Google had a legal obligation to disclose anything material that was likely to influence its future business operations, but Google's management subverted that obligation.

    2. Re:Holy run-on article by ginbot462 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That article was so long, I actually had to start working!

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    3. Re:Holy run-on article by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      I laughed, I cried, it was better than "Cats!"...

  15. Re:Long Article, Lots of Speculation by xbytor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Once you remove the 'hidden material terms' part of the argument, the rest of it mostly falls apart. And I would be very surprised if Google had left themselves potentially open to a charge of fraud of this magnitude.

    Up to that point, it was an interesting read.

  16. brain and brain... what is brain? by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple is a software company. The MacBook or iPhone you get with your copy of OSX is just part of the packaging.

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    1. Re:brain and brain... what is brain? by strabes · · Score: 1, Informative

      Aren't they a "computer" company, because that's what they produce and sell? They sell the hardware & software (what makes a computer) together.

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    2. Re:brain and brain... what is brain? by GeffDE · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Backwards. That copy of OS X you get with your MacBook or iPhone is a selling point for the hardware. Apple makes diddly on their software (~$140 million for the release of Leopard and you can bet that sales of iLife and iWork will be less than that...), compared to the ~$2.5 billion they make per quarter on sales of hardware.

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    3. Re:brain and brain... what is brain? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Err, you want us to send down a rope to haul you up after the point gets done whooshing by? :)

      (IOW, he was kidding) :)

      /P

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    4. Re:brain and brain... what is brain? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Hell yes.

      Although, a lot of the hardware's pretty decent too.

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    5. Re:brain and brain... what is brain? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of how Apple makes their money. I don't care. I want their software.

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    6. Re:brain and brain... what is brain? by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Apple makes diddly on their software... compared to the ~$2.5 billion they make per quarter on sales of hardware.

      Great post, which explains a thing or two:
      Around this time last year, significant resources had been diverted from the Leopard development team to the high-priority gadget iPhone project. The result? Leopard came out behind schedule yet almost in alpha stage, leaving a lot of Apple customers in dire straits as they installed "the latest and greatest" and found out the hard way what is a rule of thumb for me - "Never install an OSX, until it's gone through at least five or six updates".

      I'm still running Tiger and will continue to do so until further notice, so this debacle didn't personally affect me, but I've slowly grown disillusioned from witnessing Apple pull this mediocre corporate crap, another case in point being the bricking of iPhones, discussed at great length in many other thread here in /.

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  17. declining marginal relevance of Yahoo bombing by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the Pope claps one hand on a tree, which falls over in the woods and lands on some bear scat, does anyone then refer to Google Bombs as Yahoo Bombs?

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  18. The phrase "in silico" gets you off? by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1

    Damn. If you blow your wad that easily, you're gonna needs some sort of numbing cream.

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    1. Re:The phrase "in silico" gets you off? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      "Fucks me right off" is a UK colloquialism for "makes me very angry" or "annoys me greatly". Cf "it fucked me off" for "it made me angry" or "annoyed me".

      (Yes, I got the joke)

  19. Too Bad! by gbutler69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could become "MicroHooHoo"!

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    1. Re:Too Bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would require an acquisition of the Yoo-Hoo chocolaty drink company.

    2. Re:Too Bad! by saddlark · · Score: 1

      or: Moohoo!

  20. Fascinating analysis by Vliam · · Score: 1

    You are transparent... I see many things... I see plans within plans.

  21. MS-YHOO would never work. by scorp1us · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While I am aware that implementation doesn't have any real bearing on the task at hand, it does affect the culture. Yahoo makes use of open source technologies (as does Google.) Microsoft only uses Microsoft technologies. When they bought Hotmail (and subsequently turned it into a dump) they replaced the BSD boxes with Windows at a ratio of 1 to 5, (5x many windows boxen) in order to support the load.

    Now Microsoft wants to buy search. Given that "search" is basically a text box that returns URLs, and Microsoft already has that capability, one has to look at what is the difference between MS and Yahoo? Why is Yahoo more valuable than Microsoft in paid search? Really, I don't know. But I can guess. Yahoo doesn't care if you're using Microsoft technologies. This has two sides - 1) you get equal support in FF and IE, 2) developers don't have to use Microsoft technologies. The "not invented here" does not apply. It's about getting a job done.

    Buying Yahoo won't fix the problem if Yahoo is forced to change to the MS way. Obviously it's not worked for them.

    I think MS is just buying time if they think they can do what they've always done. Clearly, the decision to buy yahoo search is the brain child of a business man with no appreciation of why things the way they are. If MS is going to buy Yahoo, then they have to admit defeat and not see it as acquiring static property to be added to a portfolio. They have to buy Yahoo then learn why they failed, or better learn why they failed first.

    MS is rife with "not invented here" egoism: IE (Netscape), .Net (Java), SilverLight(Flash), Windows (BSD/Linux), and now Search. I can understand why a company should drink their own cool-aid, but when people start dropping, its time to change the formula.

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    1. Re:MS-YHOO would never work. by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now Microsoft wants to buy search. Given that "search" is basically a text box that returns URLs, and Microsoft already has that capability, one has to look at what is the difference between MS and Yahoo? Why is Yahoo more valuable than Microsoft in paid search? Really, I don't know. But I can guess. Yahoo doesn't care if you're using Microsoft technologies. This has two sides - 1) you get equal support in FF and IE, 2) developers don't have to use Microsoft technologies. The "not invented here" does not apply. It's about getting a job done.

      It's called a "brand name". Microsoft, since its first foray on to the Internet with MSN in 1995-96 has never been able to produce a popular online presence. Guys like Lycos, Altavista and Yahoo were already filling the search market, and Microsoft was unable to puncture their dominance. Google, of course, pretty much kicked the shit out of Yahoo, which now holds a very distant second place, and yet, Microsoft still isn't on the map. I think Microsoft (correctly) has come to the conclusion that it matters not at all what they do, people don't care about msn.com or live.com. They go into Tools-->Options when they get their brand new Windows computer and change it to google.com. Even having a search box that defaults to Microsoft's search has failed, as basically threats that the EU is going to go medieval on their ass have pretty much forced them to open it up more easily to competitors (read: Google).

      With more and more apps set to be delivered via the Web, this is about getting a platform that they have a hope in hell of someone actually using. I still think it will fail. Yahoo is, as I said, a very distant second place. Google is indeed the new Microsoft, and as with Microsoft's competitors in the past, Microsoft is finding itself being very effectively locked out of a very important market.

      I'm not at all comfortable with yet-another-computer-monopoly, and I don't buy at all into Google's "do no evil" mantra, since, so far, they've done plenty. But there's a great deal of irony. It couldn't have happened to a nicer company.

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    2. Re:MS-YHOO would never work. by Lord+Grey · · Score: 1

      Microsoft already bought search, with the acquisition of FAST.

      This Yahoo thing is for web presence, not search.

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    3. Re:MS-YHOO would never work. by terminalhype · · Score: 1

      You say that "Microsoft is finding itself being very effectively locked out of a very important market."

      But maybe it would be more accurate to say that Microsoft very effectively locks ITSELF out of very important markets. Quite often it seems to me that they are their own worst enemy.

    4. Re:MS-YHOO would never work. by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative

      Many people have predicted the doom of MS with every little new competitor and/or technology fad. One of the things that has kept MS in the game is money. Lots of money. They still make profits on their core products which support their other not-so profitable products. Frankly if MS wasn't behind things like Xbox and Zune, those brands would have folded by now. While they are not bad products, Xbox hasn't been profitable until recently and Zune has a way to go. If they were independent companies, they would have had to declare bankruptcy and disappear. (Xbox divison is still $6 billion in debt historically)

      Up until now that huge cash reserve has allowed them to do things to keep them in the game. They have been able to buy out companies that may have been competitors or had key pieces of technology that they needed. If MS were to buy out Yahoo, that major advantage would be dwindled. From what I read about the merger deal, it would have been a 50/50 stock and cash deal. At the asking price of $44.6 billion, MS would need to raise $22.3 billion in cash. They have about $21 billion in cash, but MS will not be using the cash reserve. Instead they will borrow the money.

      While MS will still retain cash for the future, this deal will set the company slightly in debt from an overall standpoint. While MS stock is in mostly a hold position, investors are fickle. Any future set backs might send investors into selling out. This is a risky venture for MS if it doesn't work out.

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    5. Re:MS-YHOO would never work. by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Surprise, someone at /. didn't RTFA. The article's argument is that this is about buying a patent for "paid search" (like AdSense/AdWords), not software.

    6. Re:MS-YHOO would never work. by scorp1us · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree. With business being business, I am considering shorting their stock since I have not seen any new value being created. And customers buy value.
      Windows 95 was value.
      Windows 2000 was value.
      Office 95/97 was value.
      DirectX was value.
      Visual Studio 98 was value.

      XP was not value. (It was nothing substantial over w2k)
      Windows Vista was not value. (Negative value) .Net/Silverlight was not value. (Attempt to re-lockin developers, with POSIX un-compliance, whole new libs). C# is no value because it is 1/2way between C++ and Python (or Ruby).
      IE was not value.
      Office 2003/2007 was not value.
      Visual Studio after 2008 was not of value (a side effect of .Net)
      All Microsoft services are not of value.
      Virtualization is not of value (VMware leads)

      So up until about 2001 MS was providing value. Since then it's all been maintenance or catch-up. But during this period, competitors advanced. What MS had provided as value was commoditized. (Linux, OpenOffice) Or people started doing it better (Apple). MS does not have a value proposition anymore.

      As you indicate, they are floating on cash. If MS can't re-invent themselves, things rest on the bottom when there is no water left. Its like a ballistic trajectory, and without another rocket stage, it's going to come down. But MS does not operate in a vacuum. Ubuntu and OSX are my main reasons for supporting the short position. The EEE PC is nice anecdotal evidence of Linux providing sufficient value. I also like Qt as a good platform for Win/Lin/OS development.

      Further backing the short position is that there is no one or set of technologies that needs to be delivered. In 95-2000, we needed a stable kernel and apps, we needed networking. We got those. In 2001 we needed a safe, stable browser. We got that (in 2007 with FF2).

      I buy stock in what I use. This is good for me in the tech sector because I am ahead of the curve. I use FF, Apple, Yahoo, Google, Adobe, Verizon (FIOS). I keep watching Ubuntu. I'm not pining for anything Microsoft has in the pipeline. I am pining for FF and Apple, and Adobe (AIR, though I'd rather a W3C platform).

      I'd get behind MS again if they ever brought value back, but they are just focusing on taking it away from others (.Net, SilverLight, Search). That is a sign to me that they don't know what to do next either.

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    7. Re:MS-YHOO would never work. by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      Ah, you caught me. Here's a cookie.

      But there is a point to be made there. When did MS become "Search". Every online initiative has failed. Hotmail failed. Silverlight is failing (olymics 2008 are going to be used to cram silverlight onto every computer). .Net is doing ok, but that's a developer thing, but I think it fails to deliver anything but lock-in technically speaking.

      Microsoft in it's hay-day was Windows and Office. Microsoft dismissed the internet from day 1. Then they played catchup. Yahoo, Gmail mail services far surpass "Hotmail Live". Yahoo, Gmail search far surpass "Live Search". You need visitors for "paid search" to work. If MS got this patent, it would be a waste. At least Y! and G have visitors...

      Microsoft has yet to be an on-line company. Buying search assures them nothing.

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    8. Re:MS-YHOO would never work. by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes. "Locking out" is implying that Google is doing something to prevent MS from competing. MS has every opportunity to beat Google. Even with MS leveraging their OS and browser as much as they can, Google is still handily beating them. Even with MS buying every little new search technology they can get, Google is still beating them.

      In the future, everyone might not be as loyal to Google as they are now, but Google understands that their business is service. Services traditionally have had no lock-in. If someone can perform the service better/cheaper, they'll get more business. If they can't come up with better services than the next guy, they're toast. MS still thinks that they are selling products. Their products have a lock-in and they can be mediocre or horrible (ME), but their customers are stuck with them. MS has to be more than mediocre. They're not used to that.

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    9. Re:MS-YHOO would never work. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      There are, I supposed, two forms of "locked out". On the one hand there's an active measures to prevent competitors from gaining ground, and this strategy, in large measure, is how Microsoft maintained its monopoly (let's remember that the monopoly was originally on IBM PC and clones, which Microsoft had the very good fortune of producing the operating systems for). The second time is simply accrued market dominance, which is the form of lock out that Microsoft is suffering right now. Simply put, Google has become near-ubiquitous with searching (to the point where it's become a verb, as in "I Googled it").

      Microsoft has never really had that sort of brand recognition. People don't go around calling PCs "Windows boxes" save for us technical types, they call them PCs, computers, laptops, notebooks and so forth. They have had the dominant market position on this platform, but it's something quite different than, say, Coca-cola's dominance in the soft drink market or Google's dominance in the search and online advertising markets. To some extent you can certainly chip away at that sort of dominance, but it's exceedingly difficult to overcome it, because it's a psychological dominance.

      The moment I started hearing the phrase "I googled it", I knew that Microsoft, Yahoo and whoever else was left was well and truly fucked. The consumer's perception of the product of online searching and advertising had shifted, just as Coca-Cola became dominant in soft drinks, and in both cases, the brand has proved not only incredibly profitable, but also very resilient to competitor's attempts to unseat it.

      Simply put, I think Microsoft, with or without Yahoo, is never going to be more than a bit player in the online search and advertising marketplace. Maybe, if this were ten years ago, and they could play the sorts of games that they did in the late 1980s and the 1990s with fucking over competitors, they might have a chance, but now various jurisdictions (and in particular the EU) have a very large stick with which to beat Microsoft down. The irony of that is that whether they like it or not, these anti-competition agencies are basically ensuring Google's dominance. For Google, Yahoo is nothing more than a soccerball that they can at their whim kick at Redmond. Whoever ends up controlling it isn't going to have some big pot of gold, the company simply doesn't have the presence any more for it to be that kind of kingmaker.

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  22. Re:Long Article, Lots of Speculation by monxrtr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It only makes sense because Microsoft is floating upon an ocean of patent bubbles. The '361 patent is unenforceable in the real world. But it lets Microsoft get in on the Google paid search game, without possibly setting off a patent Armageddon war meltdown.

    Microsoft's main revenue source (very expensive questionable quality software) is under serious threat. Google main revenue source is not under serious competitive threat. Google would get that '361 patent invalidated in a heart beat if it was a serious threat to their business. Microsoft, however, will not undertake the same tactic to get in on the paid search game, because business method patents are practically synonymous with software function patents.

    Yahoo has nothing. It's no surprise corporate raiders would not take the bait. Any hidden asset value play of the '361 patent is an SCO disaster in waiting. But Yahoo is still in the game, has a chance down the line to be competitive against both Microsoft and Google.

    Such navigation is what Bill Gates considered "good business skills". But MSFT can't afford to pay for the '361 patent chip, and Yahoo can't afford to sell it. And the '361 patent chip is completely worthless in the real world, but billions in stock valuations are being swung around because of it. Maybe Microsoft is just counting on the outcome that Google wouldn't press the patent nuclear war button also (as Microsoft would at least attempt to retaliate against all of Google's on-line services).

    In the meantime, innovation and competition is stagnated, and consumers are worse off paying for lower quality products with higher prices -- ACROSS THE BOARD.

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  23. Is it or isn't it? by ktappe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most people think that it all started with Microsoft's acquisition bid for Yahoo, but this is not so. It is well-known that Microsoft and Yahoo have been negotiating since at least May of 2006

    Contradictory statements. If it's well-known that they've been negotiating since 2006, then (by definition) most people would know that.

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    1. Re:Is it or isn't it? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      No, just really bad writing.

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    2. Re:Is it or isn't it? by krazul · · Score: 1

      i couldn't find the definition that says 'well-known' = 'known by MOST' or 'known by majority' - maybe you could point that out. just for kicks i tried http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+well-known&btnG=Search and http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+well+known but i'm not finding evidence of your claim. fight semantics fire with semantics fire.

  24. Re:Jealousy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod parent informative

  25. Re:Jealousy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The motto is "Don't be evil" not "Do no evil". There is a distinct difference between the two.

  26. Just a way to jump ahead in the line by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    If Google is number one and Yahoo! and MS are contenders for the number two spot, then MS buying Yahoo! is just a way for MS to jump ahead in the standings. MS-Yahoo! might even contend for number one if MS combined the stats. Multi-billion dollar industry there.

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    1. Re:Just a way to jump ahead in the line by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      With Google having 78% marketshare, I doubt it'll work out.

  27. Legtimacy by fermion · · Score: 3, Insightful
    MS has been a failure at search. This was not a big deal until search became ad revenue, and ad revenue became the new profit center in the IT world. Like the World Wide Web, MS failed to innovate, but unlike the WWW, MS was not able to use it's monopoly of the desktop to compensate for that basic, persistent, and enduring lack of imagination. MSN remains the laughing stock of search.

    Even with billions of dollars in the bank, 90% of the browsing population using IE, which forces people to MSN, MSN still has less than 1/2 the market of Yahoo, and not even twice the market share of AOL. This tends to indicate that MS has no clue how to direct users to content, but that they don't even know how to learn how to do such a thing. Basically, because MS cannot force MS Windows users to search with MSN, beyond what already exists in IE, and MS cannot undercut the prices of the product, as it did with XBox, MS is not succeeding in the search market. Those are it's two primary tools for success, and neither is suitable here.

    The only option is go after Yahoo. There are two benefits to this, only one seems to be covered in the link. By far the most important is that the combined Yahoo/MS market share will be 35% This should help market ads. The downside risk is how many people will stop using Yahoo because of MS ownership, and the changes that the clearly incompetent MS staff(remember MSN only has 10%, that is for a reason) make to the service. This gives MS legitimacy in the marketplace.

    The second, as implied by the link is that MS may be able to make trouble for google. This will result in what MS does best, funneling money from productive interests to fuel it's unproductive coffers, but will not likely affect Googles market share.

    Here is why. Google is still innovating customer service. There are free apps on the web to do all sorts of stuff. They know their core business, bringing eyeballs to ads, and do what it takes to keep those eyeballs happy. Google is free to do whatever it takes. MS is not free to do whatever it takes. For instance, why is MS charging a subscription fee for MS Office. Why aren't they putting a Web version on MSN. Tell me how many people would create an MSN account and use it as their portal if they got to use even a limited version of MS word for free in the deal.

    Why indeed. There are only two possible reasons. First, MS does not have the technology to do what Google is already doing. Second, the MS Office franchise, stale as it is, is still too valuable for MS to use to drive what is clear to become the future profit center for any large software concern. Again, MS looks back, everyone else looks forward. This is not bad, MS makes a lot of money on it, but it why MS can and does overpay for new tech(re: facebook), and why Yahoo is a deal that has to be done, even it eventually fails and means the end of Yahoo, and 80% market share for google.

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    1. Re:Legtimacy by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      Tell me how many people would create an MSN account and use it as their portal if they got to use even a limited version of MS word for free in the deal.

      There's even someone they could license it from!

      Imagine the irony -- MS paying another company for an online version of office, to give to people for free!

    2. Re:Legtimacy by chriscappuccio · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but this is all total horse shit.

      You don't have any idea what you're talking about. MSN is not a laughing stock of anything. It serves the purpose that Microsoft had perfectly well. They want to start a division that can eventually compete by itself but they do it slowly and without concern for real profits. That's obviously what pisses you off, the fact that they can afford to play without regard to normal business concerns.

      The idea that Google's "search technology" is unavailable to Microsoft is a continuation of the same stupidity. While google may be the leader, this isn't rocket science. Microsoft is not far behind them, and there's no reason to think that Google's innovation will be worth jack shit in 10 years. These are all commodity resources and ultimately anyone playing in this space will slowly get reduced to razor thin profits as the competition fleshes out. As that happens, new companies may be completely blocked out of this space unless they are amazingly good at what they do. Hell, they already are blocked out.

      Google only has to be only slightly more imaginative than Microsoft to be the leader today, it isn't tough. That doesn't mean that Google is far ahead. I think the idea that Microsoft is suffering major setbacks is simply wrong. Those slight leadership advantages that Google has today are going to disappear as Microsoft and Yahoo reach parity with Google. It will happen whether or not they buy Yahoo. Microsoft may be worried that they will lose office+windows revenue too quickly to catch up without Yahoo. But they are still obviously in the clear for some years to go.

      Google rose up very quickly, they shot up fast. Is it hard to imagine they could fall back down just as fast? They over-charge for advertising. They over-charge BIG time. There is PLENTY of room for Microsoft or someone else to take this revenue away from them. NO company who over-charges like Google does can sustain the model long term. As much as Google looks good now, you just wait.....

    3. Re:Legtimacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I read and am trying to understand this. There is no one pissed off, just stated facts. MS has two standard methods to compete, neither which has or will likely to work with google. While it is true that Google may be irrelevant in 10 years, it only took them 10 years to rise to relevancy, i.e. 50+ percent market share in search. During this time, they have taken market share from Yahoo, AOL, and other extinct or nearly extinct services. What is remarkable is that over the past few years Yahoo has been able to stabilize it's market share around 20%. It has managed to compete. OTOH, MS has seen it's share fluctuate around 10%.

      So it is reasonable to ask what this 'eventually' means. Will MS magically succeed at a task that it has failed to excel for 10 years? It might, but it will have to compete, not on search results, or ad prices, but on services. This has been alluded to in Houston, , and it clearly why MS wants Yahoo. It is not that Yahoo has imagination. It is that Yahoo has a sense of online customer service. That is why they have succeeded in an extremely competitive market.

      Remember that MSN rebranded itself in response to the rise of Google, and rebranded itself again as MS Live in response to Google Apps. It is unclear wheather they will ever do anything that actually helps the average customer. They have been playing a holding game for the past 10 years.

  28. Bingo - parent is spot-on. by sampson7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm an attorney tangentially involved in preparing SEC documents for a major corporation. Based on my experience with how seriously companies take their disclosure obligations, I would be shocked if Google were actively engaged in hiding a "material" settlement with Yahoo.

    For what it's worth, materiality is a term of art -- and certainly any royalty paid by Google to Yahoo to settle a patent claim would almost certainly be material, likely and quantifiable -- which would likely trigger Google's obligation to disclose the potential liability in its 10-K and 10-Q.

    Is it possible that Google is playing fast and loose with its securities obligations, or that it has come up with some novel legal theory about why it wouldn't be required to report such a deal? Well, sure. People and companies do stupid things all the time. But is it likely....?

    Wow.... that's a really serious allegation to lodge without any "smoking gun". Interesting article, but I have to think there's an element of conspiracy theorism in it that does not sound credible to me.

  29. Re:missed opportunity by maxume · · Score: 1

    Should have signed that "Jerry Yang".

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  30. user friendly portal .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "I like Yahoo, it has a huge user base and a slick content delivery system .. most user friendly portal"

    MS doesn't want a huge piece of paid-search but only wants Yahoo for it's online portal? I don't think so. Didn't AOL (who?) try and fail that walled garden approach. Play Chess here without having to download bloatware.

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    1. Re:user friendly portal .. by palindromic · · Score: 1

      AOL's portal sucked.. it never evolved and they were the original bloaters of software (remember AOL 2.0-9.0 ?)
      Why would I play chess at flyordie.com when I can play thousands of good players on yahoo.com, almost faster than I can log-in?

  31. Modern Jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    TFA is a perfect submission for Modern Jackass.

    http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=1090

    Host Ira Glass describes the thing that we all do at some point: talk expertly about something we don't actually know anything about. It's so common, explains This American Life contributing editor Nancy Updike, that some friends of hers invented an imaginary magazine devoted to such blathering. It's called "Modern Jackass."

  32. I once had a housemate who chased Yahoo! by raddan · · Score: 3, Funny

    He painted his room pink.

  33. Why? by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Because Microsoft has an entitlement mentality when it comes to technology. They want it because they want it.

    1. Re:Why? by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      Are you saying they do what they must, because they can?

    2. Re:Why? by Bugmaster · · Score: 1

      For the good of all of us.
      (except the ones who are dead).

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  34. Not news, just more speculation by strings42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a lot of speculation here, but it's all just conjecture. There's definitely not any new facts in this article, and it is only "analysis" in the sense that it contains a much larger volume of speculation than most of the 1,000,897 other articles on the same subject. Obviously a new definition of the word, "analysis" of which I was not previously aware ...

  35. Pushing Silverlight/Windows Media, killing AJAX by acb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think MS's designs on Yahoo have to do not with search but with open technologies like YUI and popular sites like Flickr. With an acquisition of Yahoo, MS could kill YUI and various other open-source technologies, in a way that it has done before. (In the late 1990s they acquired Bay Area start-up DimensionX, who then made the Liquid Reality Java VRML toolkit. Liquid Reality was buried and the DimensionX developers were moved to MS's ActiveX division.)

    Meanwhile, Flickr (the number 1 photo-sharing website by far) would fit into MS's standard-controlling strategy. Millions of users visit Flickr to share their content and see others' content. If all one's friends and photo-sharing communities are there, that's incentive to not jump ship to a rival site. If Flickr's AJAX/DHTML web site was replaced by a Silverlight application ("enhanced" with some Vista Aeroglass-style effects, of course), all these people would have to install Silverlight. Additionally, Microsoft could drive adoption of their Windows Media still-image standard as a replacement for JPEG, by recoding all the hosted images to WM format and serving it out only as such. All of a sudden, Silverlight is massively more popular, and WM is a major format for photographic still images.

    1. Re:Pushing Silverlight/Windows Media, killing AJAX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I wonder how digital photographers would deal with microsoft lock-in? It seems some goverments at least are aware of the difficulties. Also, since most pro's work in RAW, what are they really gaining by using a microsoft wrapper instead of an open format?

        The only reason I have for visiting _ANY_ microsoft websites is to support Microsoft software. They continue to put the cart before the horse, and the example you're citing is more of the same. If I had to choose between using flickr and upgrading or finding the next best thing, I'd be going to the next best thing. Picassa is available, already works on EeePC's.

      Microsoft continues to chase technologies to shore itself up instead of leading the charege. But now when they attempt vendor lock-in, there are companies stepping up to offer a better alternative.

  36. Re:Mod Article Flamebait by Stanistani · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It would be nice if we could mod things simply on a -1 or +1 basis, and then use tags to decribe why.

    I think a '+1 Peer-Supported Blather' mod would be very funny.

  37. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft wants Yahoo! to empower Silverlight?

    Silver at 18 USD an ounce would have been a better buy.

  38. Re:Jealousy by sexconker · · Score: 1

    The only difference I see is between google cultists and people with brains.

    Google rivals the damned Apple religion now.

  39. Re:Long Article, Lots of Speculation by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

    I especially like how he says Yahoo's claim that MS isn't really interested can't be disingenuous, cause it could lead to trouble -- then accuses Google of the same sort of misbehavior. And doesn't address the apparent discrepancy. So yeah, it's interesting food for thought, but I don't think as a whole the article holds up under its own weight.

  40. market share giant by Haxx · · Score: 1

        Micro$oft is attemting to buy Yahoo for one reason. Ever since Google has dominated the internet search engine market share, Microsoft has been dying to find a way to aquire or develope more of that market. Before Google became such a vast presence, there were many search engines dividing up the market share. Back then Microsoft wanted a larger presence too but it was tolerable that msn.com was barely in the top 10. Microsoft needs to hedge thier bets against the giant that Google has become. There was a time when microsoft had a chance to dominate the search market. That time is over. They were stomped on by google even though they forced a billion people to start thier web experience on msn.com. Someday Yahoo will be owned by Microsoft and it will not change a thing.

  41. Failed business model by deets101 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has to do this because their business model does not allow for any other action. Usually what MS does is wait until a technology is proven to be wanted/needed. Then comes to market after the leader has established the want/need for it. Then MS undercuts the leader by giving it away free or much cheaper, while proping itself up with other money makers. I still remeber when I first starting working with MS products and training for them in the mid 90's. Their answer for MS DNS, DHCP, etc was "It's not the best, but it;s free". Then once it starts to gain market share, They change their tune. The price is then passed on to all users (all copies of Windows server 2003 have the cost of DHCP server in it) even though it is not used by all. *Smart Business Move. Sometimes it's not always about making more money, but stopping others from makeing money.
    How are you going to give away search results cheaper? Even if MS came out with the best new search engine, most people would still use Google because they already do. Bring in Yahoo and you have the 2nd ranked search user base. *Smart Business Move. They can then build on this to try to improve and become the leader.

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  42. I don't agree with the article by tknd · · Score: 1

    The article is just a bunch of BS that sounds more like a conspiracy theory than anything.

    I'll tell you why Microsoft wants Yahoo in four words: internet search market share.

    It is a no-brainer. Google makes a majority of its revenue from ads displayed on its internet search. Why? Because they have 70% of the internet search market share.

    Think about this from the marketing perspective. I want to post an online ad to get people to come to my stupid e-store. I can cover 70% of the internet search market if I go with Google, maybe 16% if I go with Yahoo, and maybe 8% or 9% if I go with MSN. Even if I combined both Yahoo and MSN together they wouldn't even reach half of the audience Google touches. By default I would try Google first and if the results (increase in traffic and ultimately sales) were acceptable I wouldn't even bother with Yahoo or MSN. But if you said I could hit 25% with MS/Yahoo combined and only pay once to MS/Yahoo now I might consider advertising there as well.

    So again, the MS/Yahoo acquisition is all about internet search market share.

  43. I think they want the messenger by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yahoo's messenger and MSN are two of the larger messengers and if MS locks them in together and then tries to tie those users into their other services then it might be a benefit along with MS actually having a search engine someone uses.

  44. Blizzard by Caboosian · · Score: 0

    I know it's not exactly what you were talking about, but when it comes to a software company that people actually like, Blizzard comes to mind. I can't recall hearing a complaint about them; it's always some sort of praise (well-deserved, in my mind).

    1. Re:Blizzard by Hobbs114 · · Score: 1

      I know it's not exactly what you were talking about, but when it comes to a software company that people actually like, Blizzard comes to mind. I can't recall hearing a complaint about them; it's always some sort of praise (well-deserved, in my mind).

      You must be young, or simply new to the gaming industry, because every Blizzard game has been met with hostility over their inability to meet the dates they set.

      If you've noticed with the announcement of Diablo III they have quit announcing dates. Which only creates more animosity over threats of vaporware.

      Once they finally get released however, I don't think I've ever been disappointed in a game. I simply don't value them as a company because they are unable to set realistic goals.

      Quality product; however, ultimately untrustworthy.

    2. Re:Blizzard by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I always hear that they screw their users and they won't fix bugs in their shitty software.

    3. Re:Blizzard by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      Give me a break man, I was playing starcraft TODAY. When you get products that good that you're playing them TEN years later and there's an active user base it's worth the wait. I'm HAPPY they take the time they do painful as it is.

    4. Re:Blizzard by Hobbs114 · · Score: 1

      I never said they didn't produce quality games, in fact I said they produce a quality product.

      My statement was that the were not a trustworthy company.

      Everyone has a good friend who is always late to meet with them. They may be a quality friend; however, they are defiantly not trustworthy if they tell you they will meet you at 5 and don't show up until 6 and it's habitual.

      The quality of Blizzard's products doesn't excuse their inability to keep their word. Look at it from an investment stand point. GE is a high growth company, last quarter they came in substantially under their projection and single handedly dropped the Dow 300 points. That effected their credibility. While they may produce the best quality products in the world, it won't make up for them not achieving their goals.

      As I mentioned this is something that's been known to Blizzard and they have taken a lot of criticism for it. Which is the reason I mentioned they have been hesitant to release dates.

    5. Re:Blizzard by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      Well you hammered me into the ground. Props.

  45. Am I mis-reading something? by PPH · · Score: 1

    Microsoft passed on buying Overture (and its patent on paid search) due to antitrust concerns. So Yahoo! bought them. Now Microsoft wants to buy Yahoo! (and squeeze Google using the patent?). What happened to the antitrust issue?

    Yahoo! Is playing both sides against each other in an attempt to collect $trategic inve$tment capital from Google and cause their stock price to climb. But Google could just sit back and say, "See you in court with a copy of the Sherman Antitrust Act." to Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Am I mis-reading something? by argent · · Score: 1

      What happened to the antitrust issue?

      Here's what the article says about that:

      Chris Payne, a Microsoft manager, wanted Bill Gates to go ahead with an Overture acquisition. The deal made sense for both companies. Overture needed to hedge against setbacks in court and Microsoft needed to get into paid-search. Surprisingly, Bill Gates rejected the deal. Bill Gates must have seen the Overture deal primarily as a patent play and realized that Microsoft could not afford to enforce the '361 patent because of antitrust issues.

      But "Bill Gates has left the building" now...

  46. Re:Jealousy by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Apple has a pretty strong cadre of smug, die-hard, wild-eyed supporters ready to drink poisoned Kool-aide at Father Steve's request. Does that count?

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  47. OT: "Burglarize" is more correct than "burgle" by KWTm · · Score: 1

    Burglarize instead of burgle, on the other hand, is retarded.

    Then you can take heart: "burglarize" did not replace "burgle"; rather, the opposite happened, with "burgle" being a "back-formation". In other words, when the word "burglar" (from Latin "burgare") came into common use, people thought that the "-ar" ending was equivalent to the "-er" ending in "teacher" (someone who "teaches") etc., and so they created the word "burgle" to mean "burglarize". Generally used by the Brits to demonstrate how superior their English skills are to their American counterparts, without realizing the etymological embarrassment they're inflicting on themselves.

    Sort of like how "aluminum" is also called "aluminium" by people unfamiliar with the etymology, etc.

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    1. Re:OT: "Burglarize" is more correct than "burgle" by notwrong · · Score: 1

      Sort of like how "aluminum" is also called "aluminium" by people unfamiliar with the etymology, etc.

      Or by people whose dialect of English has "aluminium" as the standard word, and don't really care about the etymology one way or the other.

  48. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's horny.

  49. They want to eliminate(read:kill) competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the only real competition was purchased by Yahoo. i.e. zimbra

  50. if you cant beat them by allforcarrie · · Score: 1

    MS cant make their own software, they just buy it form other people who can. Why dont they just buy google?

  51. YahooSoft by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Def: Yahoo = A rude, noisy, or violent person.

    YahooSoft:

        If you are not a rude, noisy, or violent computer user then you are not using our software!

    or

        If you had a monopoly you'd be a yahoo too!

    How about Serfsoft? software for the masses.
    It never been "micro" software.

  52. pageflakes anyone? by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

    I actually use pageflakes over the google version, because it is far superior. If Yahoo is superior as well, then maybe google has quite a way to go before winning in the personal homepage battle.

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  53. Patent shopping? by rts008 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    See, that is more along the lines of what I've been thinking also. I think that the search is a significant part of the deal, but not all of it by a long shot-more like icing on the cake.

    Yahoo! has an interesting patent portfolio that may be a bigger target than just the search.

    I also have to wonder if MS had anything to do with Carl Icahn stepping into the picture to 'stir the mud puddle' and help push Yahoo! towards MS.

    It will be interesting to see how the dust settles on this one.

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  54. flawed analysis by toby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I won't speak for the rest of it, but there's a huge problem, IMHO, with these assertions:

    1. Adobe could have an antitrust complaint against the purchase. - I just can't see what that would be. Anyone?

    2. Buying Yahoo! does very much for Silverlight. How exactly? Silverlight is a threat to Flash by simply existing, because MS *already* has the great inertia of the incumbent monopolist. What has Webmail got to do with pushing Silverlight??

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  55. Hubris by deanston · · Score: 1

    Ballmer and his team of managers will never equal Gates. He needs it be known that a new boss is in charge, and will make his mark by throwing his... MSFT's weight around and maintain their dominance from pure business/corporate tactics, much like the matured GM, Ford, and GE, etc. (and look where they are).

    Not to be overlooked is the more hard to get consumer statistics data that Yahoo keeps that others would love to analyze and gain from, much like the recent Viacom demand from Google. It's not just the search technology and user base they crave, but an incredible amount of strategic business data and insider know-how they lack.

    Besides, what else does MSFT have to divert people's scrutiny yet stay in the news until they have the next Windows beta?

    1. Re:Hubris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be very hard for a company that builds operating systems and a lot of software tied to that architecture, and that dances around the stage saying developers, deverlopers, developers that today 90% of the developers are web developers, so they couldn't care less about the infrastructure below the web browser.

      Today Microsoft is trying to make big bucks by trying to sell a new version of the old software. They are competing with themselves and at the same time, with free operating systems. As an investor, you have to be kidding me if you want to sell me something like that.

      Also, let us face it. Silverwhat? Never heard about it. Flash? My kids use it for playing, but they prefer the XBox.

      Microsoft is too diversified as a company to be of any value. As all investors know, diversifying your portfolio is easy (just log in, sell stock from one company, buy from other, 5 minutes at most).

      On the other hand, tt is not easy though to diversify a company. Therefore Microsoft, for its own good, should diversify, so that we investors can get the most buck from their now apparently lack of vision.

  56. Not quite by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Note to all the clueless idiots out there: Google got popular quick because they had a search page that would load in under a minute back when most of us were still on dial-up. Having search rankings that worked as well as anybody else's was just icing on the cake. The hardcore techies might have gone nuts over their algorithms, but the rest of us were just happy to get our search results quickly and not wait for ages for a bunch of cruft and advertising to load first.

    Not quite true. Yes, dialup load times were a problem, but they _also_ were a problem when clicking a gazillion of bad search results to see if it's the page you want. My time in reading through a gazillion bad results to see which one is the one I want (usually on page 20+) is also an order of magnitude slower than the load time of the search page.

    So, yes, good search results were a big huge factor. Yes, you're right that only hardcore techies cared about the exact algorithms used. But everyone else still cared about getting more relevant results. They might not have even known what "algorithm" means, but they did care about whether a relevant result is anywhere on the first page, as opposed to the 100'th page.

    Besides, there already were search engines which weren't that much slower on dialup. Hotbot was mostly text too, and very usable on dialup, for example. Trust me, I _have_ used it on dialup.

    Plus, frankly, given the _massive_ difference in the quality of the results you'd get back then from various search engines, I find the notion outright laughable that load times were all that mattered. Some were still indexing tagged keywords, FFS, and were still gamed by sites tagged with all words in the dictionary. _That_ bad. So what you're trying to tell me there is just about on par with saying that you don't care whether you eat shit or salmon, whichever is served first wins.

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  57. Re:Different reading on material discolsure by pacalis · · Score: 1
    I have a different reading. The argument is not that Google is hiding royalties, but that the perpetual agreement is potentially revokable.

    If the contract were to be revoked, under certain conditions, it could be material. I'm obviously speculating, but if the patent bust, then the contract might be revoked under conditions favorable to google. However, if some other condition causes the contract to be revoked, it might be material to google but wouldn't show up on liabilities. I would think it would be classified as unforseen patent litigation which is usually covered in the general business risk disclosures. Right?

    And in fariness, google's lawyers were pretty fast and loose in the early days. For example their "google" name derivations of copyrighted work.

    It's an interesting article, but too complex. I think that MSFT want's to bust YAHOO and are relatively indifferent to owning Yahoo's assets. They just want to concentrate the industry.

  58. Bloodmoney by timlyg · · Score: 0

    I guess the best survival tactic without having to face ethical issues for some staffs at Microsoft is to keep a low profile in the company, if not quitting.

  59. As in the Gulliver travels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft wants Yahoo because they are a bunch of yahoos themselves
    (yahoos as in the Gulliver travels meaning)
    The call of the blood

  60. Re:Long Article, Lots of Speculation by eddeye · · Score: 1

    This article does little to convince me of Google wrongdoing, but a lot to remind us why business model patents make no sense and ought to be done away with.

    Funny, I get exactly the opposite impression. If any business method deserves patenting, it would be paid-search. Sure the concept seems obvious is hindsight. But how many search engines went bust in the 90s? Altavista, Lycos, Infoma, Ask Jeeves, Dogpile, and that's just off the top of my head. Some of those companies are still around, but they never made much money off search itself. It took quite awhile for Overture to hit on the right paid-search business model. It didn't really take off until Google perfected it after 2000.

    Sounds like a non-obvious idea with great market value: exactly the type of idea patents are designed to protect. You can quibble over whether such things should be patentable (and I think they should), but once you accept that they currently are patentable, paid search is a perfect example of a good patent. The only reason the jury disallowed any of '361 patent claims was on procedural grounds: Overture filed after the 1-year deadline. But for that, the patent is perfectly legitimate.

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  61. Why Not a Poison Pill ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the points given in the article are true, then it brings up the question of why Yahoo would not create a "poison pill" to prevent a hostile takeover. For example, a license for the 361 patent could be drawn up with IBM such that if a Microsoft take over were to occur, the ownership of the 361 patent would transfer to IBM. IBM has a long history in the search industry and have quite a number of patents of their own in this regard so it would be a natural fit to IBM's patent portfolio.

    Poison pills are regularly put in place by large (and small) corporations to prevent hostile takeovers even companies in the search sector (such as Verity) and this article only brings up the question as to why Yahoo does not have a similar one in place.

  62. Clear answer by postmortem · · Score: 0

    Because yahoo! is pu$$y and every male is after it...

  63. Here's why Yahoo gave away '361 to Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Here's why: his name is Mike Moritz.

    Do you really think they're going to pass up the opportunity to let the far more popular Google get sucked dry by a PERCENTAGE license of the '361 patent to Yahoo?

    Yeah. Right. Never.

    Google and Yahoo have had the same backers since day one. Google and all of the revenue and income you seen now is Yahoo tried again and done the right way. The reason Yahoo popped when the bubble popped is because they had not propped up the advertising model properly. Yahoo advertising was driven by the other thousands of crappy dot coms that the same Yahoo backers were funding. Every $1 spent on a stupid Garden.Com or Webvan that ended up going towards Yahoo ad growth translated into $10 of increased Yahoo share price.

    This time around, the ad model that Yahoo had purchased was the only thing holding Google back from being extremely lucrative. So what did they do? Yahoo basically gave it away. Huh?! This article mentions a $30m license -- even $300m looks like a bargain given what Google has gained from it. Anyone with this patent and without an agenda would have made it on a percentage basis.

    If I was a Yahoo shareholder during this period I'd start a shareholder lawsuit to sue the crap out of both companies, frankly.
     

  64. Goodbye Yahoo, if Microsoft buys it. by vivian · · Score: 1

    The day Microsoft acquires Yahoo is the day I abandon my Yahoo email account.
    I used to have a Hotmail account before Microsoft bought them, and watched the service turn to crap. I left Hotmail and got a Yahoo account.

    I will definitely be encouraging friends and family to leave Yahoo and get say, a Gmail account, if Microsoft ever ends up owning a sizable chunk of Yahoo.

    I know that one guy and a few of his friends leaving the free email service provided by Yahoo isnt going to worry them too much, but how many of you with Yahoo email accounts feel this way too?

  65. I don't know. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    Usually what MS does is wait until a technology is proven to be wanted/needed. Then comes to market after the leader has established the want/need for it. Then MS undercuts the leader by giving it away free or much cheaper, while proping itself up with other money makers. I still remeber when I first starting working with MS products and training for them in the mid 90's. Their answer for MS DNS, DHCP, etc was "It's not the best, but it;s free". Then once it starts to gain market share, They change their tune. The price is then passed on to all users (all copies of Windows server 2003 have the cost of DHCP server in it) even though it is not used by all. *Smart Business Move. Sometimes it's not always about making more money, but stopping others from makeing money.

    Ugh! Yes. You're exactly right.

    I wonder which search engine advertisers would give their money to, not just given the option of cheaper rates, but also with Yahoo's search engine integrated across all Microsoft OS's and hardware, and built directly into the interface of Internet Explorer, (which has 70% share of the browser market)? --Keeping in mind that it only takes a few colors and some clever design to manipulate the average shopper/television viewer. All the psychoanalysis has been paid for; If the population can be tricked into going to war, then I think they can be tricked into clicking the wrong button.

    I love people very much, I really do; it's why I keep coming back here. But it doesn't change the fact that so many of our race have slipped into ignorant lives; just look at how many fat, semi-retarded, over-medicated ignoramuses there are walking around; people who have chosen not to think or discern for themselves, and so simply allow the corporate world to make their choices for them.

    Frankly, it's damned spooky. I think MS could still actually threaten a company like Google. Companies, such as Microsoft, give off a distinct 'smell'; malicious, greedy intentions color everything one produces; it cannot be hidden. But it CAN be ignored and it can go unnoticed by those who are not sensitive enough or who simply don't care. --And the number of people who don't notice or don't care seems to be large enough to consistently change the world.

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  66. Re:Long Article, Lots of Speculation by ReedYoung · · Score: 1

    My interest also waned when I got to the allegation that $30 million was advertised as $300 million, unsubstantiated by any named source. Sure, I can Google it, but a good article saves me the trouble. What I did find interesting was the claim that Microsoft's offers have been made on days that Yahoo's share price is lowest. I also don't recall a source for that and haven't checked up on it myself, but it certainly could draw a lot of people's attention to the lowest prices of Yahoo's stock, giving the impression that those prices are typical. I would hope that actual investors wouldn't be fooled by that, but having witnessed a dot-com bubble with a real estate bubble encore, I don't really believe the average investor does any more research than the average casino gambler. So I could give 1/2 Insightful point to the article for that.

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  67. Re: Yahoo Chess .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    > Why would I play chess at flyordie.com when I can play thousands of good players on yahoo.com, almost faster than I can log-in?

    Playsite.com had the best cross browser, Java applet chess game, they seem to have dropped it recently.

    "Yahoo! Chess requires Flash Player 7 or later and JavaScript enabled in your browser"

    http://games.yahoo.com/play/ch&ss=1

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