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Michael DeBakey, Consummate Medical Geek, Dead At 99

NIckGorton writes "Dr. Michael DeBakey, the father of modern heart surgery, died this week at age 99. He was integral to the development of pretty much everything in modern cardiovascular surgery: bypass (heart-lung machines that made open-heart surgery possible for the first time), coronary artery bypass surgery (he did the first one ever), carotid endarterectomey (again he performed the first one), the development of Dacron graft blood vessels, and the development of MASH units. He was a consummate geek and numerous surgical instruments bear his name. He was also the first surgeon to videotape surgeries — in the 1960s. He was considered by the NEJM to be the single greatest surgeon alive until two days ago. In his career he performed over 50,000 heart surgeries and practiced medicine (though not surgery) until the day he died. In 2005 he underwent the Debakey procedure, which he pioneered, to treat the aortic dissection he suffered."

142 comments

  1. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    You did it!

  2. Awesome Man by EdIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That man was truly awesome. I don't believe in the Christian god, but I don't believe in a black void either. Wherever he went I hope it's everything he deserves and I pray for that.

    What an incredible contribution to science and medical technology. The number of lives that man had affected with his work.

    50,000 heart surgeries? That is tireless work. If he started at 30 and worked till the day he died, that is about 2 surgeries a day. He was unable to perform surgery for the last part of his life, so it was more like 3-5 surgeries a day. That's over 50,000 people that got to live longer with their families because of him DIRECTLY. How many other people survived because of his advancements? Millions? probably, and possibly more than that.

    This man was truly awesome in every sense of the word, and inspiring to others. Anybody working in any scientific field hopes to make such a contribution to the world.

    May he rest in piece.

    1. Re:Awesome Man by Simpsoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I too don't believe in any god's, but may god rest his soul. Men and women like this are truely an asset to humanity and the human race. It's dedication like this to the sciences and arts that really makes the human spirit shine. So wherever you are Dr. DeBakey, I hope you are in peace.

    2. Re:Awesome Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May he rest in piece.

      At least until another consummate medical geek becomes 'the father of modern resurrection.'

    3. Re:Awesome Man by FudRucker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      if there is a God i bet he dont like karma whores either :D

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    4. Re:Awesome Man by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Exactly. By leaving the poor, the desolate, the hungry to die, we are negating all advances made by society.

    5. Re:Awesome Man by cduffy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      By leaving the poor, the desolate, the hungry to die, we are negating all advances made by society.

      How so?

    6. Re:Awesome Man by Kamokazi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree...not a god person here either, but if there is any sort of afterlife he deserves the very best. Mark my grandfather under the millions he indirectly affected. He is still alive thanks in no small part to this man's work. I knew of him, but had no idea he performed that many surgeries on his own. Simply astounding. The saddest part is, more people will remember idiots like G. W. Bush than this man.

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    7. Re:Awesome Man by KozmoKramer · · Score: 0

      That is amazing! wow! 3-5 a day. What a contribution.

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    8. Re:Awesome Man by yorugua · · Score: 4, Informative

      Look at this at the Wikipedia. This guy was really something. May he rest in peace, wherever he is. And thank you.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_DeBakey

      Honors

      * Lifetime Achievement Awards from the Academy of Medical Films

      * American Heart Association (AHA)

      * Children Uniting Nations

      * Encyclopaedia Britannica

      * Foundation for Biomedical Research

      * International College of Angiology

      * International Health and Medical Film Festival

      * Research! America

      * Tulane Medical Alumni Association

      * U.S. Army Legion of Merit (1945)

      * American Medical Association Hektoen Gold Medal (1954 and 1970)

      * Rudolph Matas Award in Vascular Surgery (1954)

      * International Society of Surgery Distinguished Service Award (1958)

      * Leriche Award (1959)

      * American Medical Association Distinguished Service Award (1959)

      * Albert Lasker Award for Clinical Medical Research (1963)

      * American Medical Association Billings Gold Medal Exhibit Award (1967)

      * American Heart Association Gold Heart Award (1968)

      * Union of Soviet Socialist Republics Academy of Sciences 50th Anniversary Jubilee Medal (1973)

      * Russian Academy of Medical Sciences Foreign Member (1974)

      * Veterans of Foreign Wars Commander-in-Chiefâ(TM)s Medal and Citation (1980)

      * American Surgical Association Distinguished Service Award (1981)

      * Academy of Surgical Research Markowitz Award (1988)

      * Association of American Medical Colleges Special Recognition Award (1988)

      * American Legion Distinguished Service Award (1990)

      * Premio Giuseppe Corradi Award for Surgery and Scientific Research (1997)

      * Russian Military Medical Academy, Boris Petrovsky International Surgeons Award and First Laureate of the Boris Petrovsky Gold Medal (1997)

      * John P. McGovern Compleat Physician Award (1999)

      * Russian Academy of Sciences Foreign Member (1999)

      * Texas Senate and House of Representatives, Adoption of resolutions honoring Dr. DeBakey for 50 years of medical practice in Texas (1999)

      * American Medical Association Virtual Mentor Award (2000)

      * American Philosophical Society Jonathan Rhoads Medal (2000)

      * Library of Congress Bicentennial Living Legend Award (2000)

      * Villanova University Mendel Medal Award (2001)

      * Houston Hall of Fame (2001)

      * NASA Invention of the Year Award (2001)

      * MUSC[1] "Lindbergh-Carrel Prize"[2](2002)

      * Congressional Gold Medal (April 23, 2008)

    9. Re:Awesome Man by agnistus · · Score: 1

      Just 1 more year, and he would have become a centenarian. (100 yr old). Too bad.

    10. Re:Awesome Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If he started at 30 and worked till the day he died, that is about 2 surgeries a day. He was unable to perform surgery for the last part of his life, so it was more like 3-5 surgeries a day.

      DeBakey started performing surgery in his late twenties and continued to perform heart surgery well into his 90s - his pace deteriorated until about 2003-04, when health conditions forced him to stop.

      To put that in perspective, he performed heart surgery for more than 60 years. He practiced medicine for about 75 years.

      How many of you have lived half that long?

    11. Re:Awesome Man by chaoticgeek · · Score: 1

      Not even a year, more like 2 months...

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    12. Re:Awesome Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he'd give it all up if he could have the other half of my life.

      Let's not think death is all that some make it out to be. It is indeed a void.

    13. Re:Awesome Man by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because the poor are a necessary drag to keep the human race from advancing too far too fast.

      At least that's the best I can come up with. Maybe the parent is a believer in the myth of the noble poor or something.

    14. Re:Awesome Man by wazza · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From the Wikipedia page:

      and in 1953 he performed the first successful carotid endarterectomy.

      This man is a brilliant bloke, and a bit of a bloody legend.

      I've never met the man, but because of only one of the things he pioneered, I can tell people who've just found out - after I've done an ultrasound - they've got an 80-99% blockage of their carotid artery, that they can have a short, straightforward surgery and have an excellent chance of not having any side-effects.

      This beats the daylights out of having a (possibly massive) stroke, which is what happened before endarterectomy and stenting.

      I can't imagine the alternative - "Yeah, you've got a critical blockage of one of your arteries. Unfortunately there's nothing we can do about it. Go home and try not to have a stroke."

      Anyways, a posthumous thanks & cheers! from someone who is fortunate enough to get the advantage of your work nearly every week.

    15. Re:Awesome Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inventor or coronary bypass surgery was Rene Favaloro.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronary_artery_bypass_surgery

    16. Re:Awesome Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe your sarcasm detector is in need of repairs.

    17. Re:Awesome Man by TheLink · · Score: 1

      It depends on how you measure advancement.

      If you measure advancement in $$$, science, tech, power, etc probably not.

      If you measure advancement in other ways, maybe so.

      It may well be that the OP is thinking that advances are love, compassion and mercy, and that the $$$, tech and power are just tools to achieve those advancements, or just minor advancements.

      Have we achieved more love, compassion and mercy?

      I suppose most of the "advanced" nations fight wars differently from the old days where enslavement and mass "genocide" was common (may be even "standard procedure" - just look in the Bible and other ancient texts for what typically happens to the loser after a war). Note mass killing is not the same as what happened in the old days - in the old days when they kill everyone, they kill _everyone_, some even put salt on the fields so that anyone who got away won't be able to plant crops.

      In some nations the richer ones are taxed to help the poor, sick etc. Is that an advancement? Perhaps it depends on what proportion of the taxed are actually happy to be taxed for that purpose, and how effective it ends up being.

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    18. Re:Awesome Man by dkf · · Score: 1

      The saddest part is, more people will remember idiots like G. W. Bush than this man.

      Too soon to tell if that'll really be the case. (Will Dubya be remembered as a monumental failure, or will he just be something for political historians? Will DeBakey be properly remembered for his achievements, or fall into obscurity and only mentioned to those in the medical profession? If both fall out of general knowledge, which will be more widely known?) Come back in another few hundred years, maybe a thousand, and we'll see.

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    19. Re:Awesome Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too don't believe in any god's

      You don't believe in any god's what?

    20. Re:Awesome Man by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      if there is a God i bet he dont like karma whores either :D

      God IS a karma whore, you ignorant clod!

    21. Re:Awesome Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and yet we value more war...

    22. Re:Awesome Man by Kamokazi · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I should have said 'God' person then. I don't believe in God/Allah as the Christians/Jews/Muslims do, nor any other diety concieved by humans. I really doubt there is any sort of afterlife. But my knowledge of science tells me that there is so much we do not understand about our universe to rule out the impossibilty of an afterlife in one form or another.

      If you prefer to stick a label on me, then call me agnostic. I don't believe in any sort of supernatural diety, but I am not closed to that possibility like atheists are.

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    23. Re:Awesome Man by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      if there is a God i bet he dont like karma whores either :D

      God IS a karma whore, you ignorant clod!

      OK. OK. I always wanted to do this.

      In Soviet Russia, God karma whores you!

      Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitresses. Great bunch a gals. Say "Hi" Gina!

      On topic note:

      Although the article never mentioned the cause of death.
      Could he have died from . . .heart failure?

    24. Re:Awesome Man by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Anyone who believes in God should try and get Dr. DeBakey sainted. He performed many miracles, and dedicated his life to saving others. Aside from the grudge he shared with Dr. Denton Cooley, he lived his life in a morally upstanding way (he was only married twice, never getting divorced). I was going to say that they just don't make men like him anymore but I'm sure there is another DeBakey in a hospital basement somewhere chugging along researching new things.

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    25. Re:Awesome Man by Prune · · Score: 1

      Your comment is unfair. Most atheists aren't completely close to the idea; they simply make a realistic probability estimate.

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    26. Re:Awesome Man by Prune · · Score: 1

      closed *

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    27. Re:Awesome Man by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      RE:"God IS a karma whore"

      hey! your right!

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    28. Re:Awesome Man by artgeeq · · Score: 1

      What a giant of a human being.

      On another note, what really struck me this weekend was how the cable networks spent so much time covering Tony Snow, who passed on around the same time, and barely mentioned Dr. DeBakey. He got a lot more coverage in the Houston, Texas press.

    29. Re:Awesome Man by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

      The 'true' atheist definitively says no, and no possibility. Many self-proclaimed atheists fall more in line with the 'agnostic athiest' (and I guess I probably do as well) classification where they generally believe there is nothing, but there may be a possibility.

      But this is the inherent problem with labeling people with certain viewpoints...they can't possibly be accurate because very few people share the exact same opinion. A funny survey I saw a few years back showed that most people labeling themselves as democrats or republicans only consistently agreed with their party on hot-button issues (abortion, environment, Iraq, etc.), and more obscure issues they were 50/50 on.

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    30. Re:Awesome Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're dumb if you can not come up with anything better than this. You should die by your own principles.

    31. Re:Awesome Man by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Pretty much everyone has the same cause of death if you think about it - lack of oxygen to the brain ...

  3. Yeeps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On first glance I read "Consumable Medical Geek"...

  4. Welcome back. by gcnaddict · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First comment since 2006 and this is what you post?

    I had the option of modding you down, but it felt more appropriate to bring this up instead.

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    1. Re:Welcome back. by nrgy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Comcast has been throttling his posts... This is the first to get through ;)

  5. And Yet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I found it rather sad (or just perplexing) that his obit was overshadowed by the death of Tony Snow, a journalist.

    NBC News (Saturday) didn't even mention him at all, but did have a glowing 3+ piece on Snow.

    1. Re:And Yet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Journalists take care of their own, just like politicians take care of their own when it comes to naming bridges, buildings, and streets. "Gee, that guy worked hard every day, he deserves to be honored for the next 200 years". Not to people outside that profession thoughs.

      I hope that when Dick Cheney passes away, some publications will have the good sense to report it as follows: "Former VP Richard Cheney passed away today. We extend our condolences to his family and friends. Now, let's move on."

    2. Re:And Yet.... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      The public want their entertainment. People who are intelligent care about different things than do the vast mob of phucktards that comprise most of the population.

      Don't ever expect that to be different.

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    3. Re:And Yet.... by east+coast · · Score: 1

      You mean how Princess Diane's death was covered up and down and Sister Theresa was hardly acknowledged? Or Paul Scofield's passing was largely ignored in the shadow of Heath Ledger's* death two months prior?

      Yeah, it hoses but at the same time we need to also consider that it's part of the business (yes, it's very much a business regardless of how they like to paint themselves) of reporting on the popular. Most people, including myself, knew little if anything about Dr. DeBakey. And besides, people who could appreciate the story were going to find it, they're not exactly headline skimmers.

      *And don't get me wrong, I know that Scofield hadn't worked in a few years and Ledger may have been a very good actor but Scofield was really one of the last of a generation of actors that can't be described as anything less than giants of silver screen and stage. They normally did more talented acting in 30 seconds than appears in most modern films.

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    4. Re:And Yet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Journalists care more about their fellow journalists than about people who don't share their profession. Not surprising.

    5. Re:And Yet.... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      I hope that when Dick Cheney passes away, some publications will have the good sense to report it as follows: "Former VP Richard Cheney passed away today. We extend our condolences to his family and friends. Now, let's move on."

      ...whereas, most of us just hope that he DOES pass away, as opposed to growing stronger with the Dark Side of the Force...

    6. Re:And Yet.... by Yungoe · · Score: 1

      The media generally focuses on what they want you to think is important. While Snow's death is also a tragedy, I could see the argument that he did not contribute to the betterment of humanity as much as DeBakey. This was also illustrated when John Lee Hooker and Carrol O'Connor died on the same day. Hooker gave great contributions to music in the form of popularizing a new blues style and contributing to the development of rock and roll. O'Connor gave us Archie Bunker and other network trash. Guess who's death overshadowed who's.

  6. That's going to cause a bit of confusion by baxissimo · · Score: 1

    ... and numerous surgical instruments bear his name

    Doctor: Ahh, a new surgical instrument. Wonderful. What's it called, nurse?
    Nurse: A "Michael"
    Doctor: That's going to cause a bit of confusion, mind if we call it a Debakey?

    1. Re:That's going to cause a bit of confusion by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 4, Funny
      Its worse than that.

      "Nurse, DeBakey please.."

      "Which DeBakey?"

      The DeBakey Clamp.

      Which DeBakey Clamp?

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    2. Re:That's going to cause a bit of confusion by baxissimo · · Score: 1
  7. Lived to 99 by able1234au · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Obviously, he must know something!

    1. Re:Lived to 99 by BPPG · · Score: 1

      Either that, or he helped himself to the special heart medicine that no one else knows about...

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    2. Re:Lived to 99 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, he must know something!

      Like putting enough quarters into the arcade game of Life?

    3. Re:Lived to 99 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Viagra? :D

    4. Re:Lived to 99 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given his CV, the guy probably formulated the special heart medicine that no one else know about and was in the process of bringing it to market...

  8. Ah, crap. by gcnaddict · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thanks, Slashdot. My post was aimed at Keyseir (968368, poster of the First Post. Seems like clicking Reply to This didn't really go as planned.

    Sorry about that. Feel free to mod down.

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  9. Yeah, but he was all this "black void" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I told him if he kept that up, he'd never make 100. I was right.

  10. Re:oh yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The raging internal struggle between the irresponsible child and the mature adult in him continues until one or the other is finally destroyed completely. As long as a single spark of either remains, the battle goes on. And for as long as man is alive, the quest for maturity keeps on."

  11. Re:Interesting by dunnius · · Score: 1

    Methodist Hospital announced, without specifying the cause of death.

    Why do I have a feeling he died from a heart attack?

    It is certainly possible. At that age, it isn't uncommon for the major organs to give out. According the summary, he has had trouble with his heart before, so I wouldn't be surprised at all.

  12. Grim specter of death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Little over a year ago I was almost run over by a Porsche in the Texas Medical Center that looked like it was being driven by the grim specter of geath. Turns out it was DeBakey. I was later told by a friend at Baylor College of Medicine that DeBakey was still practicing when he felt like it! What a stud. 97 years old (at the time), still practicing medicine, and still spry enough to terrorize rogue jay-walkers in his 911. Via con dios, old man.

    1. Re:Grim specter of death by Trouvist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, that was probably me. Sorry about that. And no, I'm not joking.

  13. I'm afraid I must intervene! by Kamineko · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I bet the guy even had the Healing Touch.

  14. Not nearly enough recognition by fermion · · Score: 4, Informative
    As a disclaimer, I grew up hearing about this man my entire life. I think that there a very few people who have done as much for Houston, for Texas, the United State, or the world, as he did.

    To put in a large perspective, for example, Texas crashed when oil crashed in the late 70's. In response, Texas diversified. DeBakey was one of a small number of people that truly drove that diversification, making Texas not only rich in oil, but rich in more long term wealth like research and cutting edge technology. He worked with innovations around him to help create what is now one of the greatest medical complexes in the world. Surely he worked with many other people, and many other tech workers, but he certainly was one of the people that kept texas from becoming a backwater, like so many other states that has not invested so much in the future.

    And speaking of the future, The High School for Health Professions is a public Houston Independent School District high school. It was not built in the suburbs or in the demographically acceptable area, like some special high schools. It used to be located on the ass end on the Texas Medical Center, but when the built it for real they made it accessible to a cross section of students. It is almost 1/3 asian, 1/3 black, and 1/3 Hispanic or white. Whites are low presumably because so few whites live in the area. The school is nearly 50% free or reduced lunch, nearly 10% at risk, which is good for a school where 1/3 of the students are GT and 2/3 are in honors classes. This is not a school where the elite train the elite. This is not a school where the faint of heart go for college prep knowing full well that they have legacy to get them into an ivy league school. This is a school where slightly above average kids can go to get educated, without having to deal with the losers who would waste the opportunity/

    This man did a lot, and has been recognized more than enough. But here is what rubs the geek side of me the wrong way. A man who boozes his way though life, swindles funding for projects that never quite succeed, and on a fluke gets elected president has an airport named after him, while someone like Debakey has spent his entire life helping people, does note. Not to be critical, but something seems not quite right.

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    1. Re:Not nearly enough recognition by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Wrong Bush, dude. Airport's named after his dad.

    2. Re:Not nearly enough recognition by Sanat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am sure that many identify with what you are saying.

      I though tend to detach from what seems to be the unfairness of life. Why does someone get 99 years and another only 18 years... the truth is that there is no true understanding.

      The Dalai Lama said (paraphrased)

      My friends will pass away

      My enemies will pass away

      My happiness and dreams will pass away

      My sorrows and failures will pass away

      I, and the reflection of that who I am, too will pass away

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    3. Re:Not nearly enough recognition by iluvcapra · · Score: 4, Funny

      My friends will pass away
      My enemies will pass away
      My happiness and dreams will pass away
      My sorrows and failures will pass away
      I, and the reflection of that who I am, too will pass away

      Remarkable statement for a man that has been reincarnated over a dozen times...

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    4. Re:Not nearly enough recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The sword of Charlemaine the just
      is ferric oxide, known as rust."

      Let the swindlers have their fame, it doesn't last.
      But the actions of a good man are immortal,
      ripples in the pond...

    5. Re:Not nearly enough recognition by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, he didn't say permanently.

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    6. Re:Not nearly enough recognition by brainhum · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the George W. Bush Sewage Plant. A rare honor indeed.

      http://presidentialmemorial.wordpress.com/

    7. Re:Not nearly enough recognition by Sanat · · Score: 1

      Guess it is like the ship full of yoyo's that sank 600 times.

      "I, and the reflection of that who I am, too will pass away"

      The "I am" part is eternal. The "I" part is the personality and somewhat changes each lifetime.
      At best we get a dim reflection of who we truly are in each lifetime.

      I do believe though that Michael DeBakey most likely had a reflection as strong as anyone on Earth for he was truly remarkable in all aspects.

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    8. Re:Not nearly enough recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was about to post to make the same point, even though I certainly don't want to be mistaken for a Bush lover. Also, I would point out there are likely to be quite a few things named after Debakey in the TMC now that he has died.

  15. RIP by ohxten · · Score: 1

    RIP. Thanks for saving a crapload of lives.

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  16. "Consummate geek" by Otter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's possible that DeBakey was indeed some sort of "geek", even a consummate one, but that's not indicated by anything mentioned here or in the link. I've never quite understood the logic by which anime-obsessed, Monty Python-incessantly-quoting dweebs attach themselves onto everyone else's technical achievements.

    1. Re:"Consummate geek" by exley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To me it felt more like the word "geek" was included just to justify it being on Slashdot and fend off some of the inevitable "WTF is this doing on Slashdot?" Posts. Both of which would be stupid, since this is science and technology related -- neither of which are off-topic here.

      "Geek" is such a nebulous term anyway. Anyone with sufficient interest in something can be considered a geek. Of course, around here, the word does have a certain connotation.

    2. Re:"Consummate geek" by Kingrames · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Clearly you didn't read enough of the article.
      When he died, his hair was purple and he was wearing a shirt that said "+1 Shirt".

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    3. Re:"Consummate geek" by maxume · · Score: 1

      I just figured he liked to snack on the stuff that he excised, especially for surgeries that had an audience.

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    4. Re:"Consummate geek" by MrMista_B · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Because, "anime-obsessed, Monty Python-incessantly-quoting dweebs" isn't the only definition of "geek", though it is a derogatory one.

      "Geek", as I understand the term, usually refers to someone who excels at, is fascinated by, and focuses on one particular thing, often though not always of a scientific or technical nature.

      However, in the case of the late, esteemed Michael DeBakey, perhaps "hacker" might be the more appropriate term, given the hands-on nature of his work - a hacker of the human body, in the best, most respectful sense of the term.

    5. Re:"Consummate geek" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      So the proof isn't in the link. So what?

      He begged his parents to convince the library to let him check out the Encyclopedia Brittanica. He was a kid. His parents bought him a set, which he read, cover to cover, start to finish.

      He was fascinated with medicine. His father was a pharmacist, and when other kids his age were obsessing over the usual stuff - musicians, athletes, girls - he was plotting his course as a doctor - a detailed course: exactly what classes he'd take, where he'd go to college, how he'd get his degrees.

      He studied so hard that he finished his doctorate at the same time as his bachelor's. As a doctor, he completely immersed himself in his work and research as a doctor. Medicine was his job, his career, his hobby and his pastime. He loved the trivial details of his field to the point where he berated peers who didn't share the same appreciation (and, later, fired employees who cut sutures too long.)

      He worked 12-hour days because he wanted to, and he did it for 75 years because he wanted to.

      Here's a test: Enter an argument with the biggest ______ geek you can find about the best ______ in that topic. Take up a contrary argument and see how riled up s/he gets. Amplify it a few magnitudes and that's how DeBakey was about cardiology. Until maybe the last two years of his life, that's how he was with anything involving medicine.

      (Speaking of those last two years: he had them because he underwent a surgical procedure he developed himself some 30 years prior. Reusing old work to save his own life? Check. ;) )

      He was a wetware hacker in 1932, inventing the key component of the heart-lung pump - the device that enables open-heart surgery - as a 23-year-old college student. He hacked Dacron into artificial arteries using his wife's sewing machine. He invented one of the earliest artificial hearts and pioneered transplant science - all before the influences of computers, small-scale fabrication, simulation.

      Intellectual pursuit of trivia at the expense of social grace? Aggressive top-dog behavior among his peers, instinctual shyness outside of his element? A constant desire to tinker, to create, to improvise?

      Anyone, anyone, anyone who worked with DeBakey and knows the definition of the term "geek" would happily - and honorably - apply it to him, and strive to meet it. If anyone deserved it as an honorific, it's DeBakey. Consummate indeed, and we should all work to be half as deserving of the title in our fields.

      - former Baylor med student

      â Opposing view: He was also a decorated Army vet. He was a graceful statesman for medicine and public advocate for education. He was rarely out of shape, even when illness confined him to a wheelchair in his last months. He enjoyed media attention and had a large, active group of friends.

      He also married a hot actress half his age and drove a sports car to work every day until he couldn't drive himself anymore â" about age 96. But if you had his money and fame, hell, wouldn't you?

    6. Re:"Consummate geek" by fermion · · Score: 1
      The sad thing is that geek has become so related to electronic computing technology instead a general term for someone who is curious about how the world works, curious about how they can take common objects and make them do cool things, curious about read and writing about how to do interesting and cool things. There was a time when a geek would be a person who went into the kitchen, or out in the woods, or down to the beach, and instead of just "hanging out" would perform systematic exercises to figure out how things work. Would take apart a car or a bicycle simply to understand the process that had to be used to put it together. Now to be a geek all one must do is go to the computer store, buys a few components, puts them together, and then loads a version of *nix using a GUI. Not to disrespectful, but calling this person a geek is like calling someone who does paint by numbers an artist. How many of the so-called geeeks actually understand the basic logic use to build even the most simple gates, or have ever programmed a PLD or EPROM. That is unfair. I don't want to define a geek, but since the subject was broached, there is it.

      Debakey, according to the article, went to the department store,bought some fabric and made an artificial blood vessel. Think about that. He fucking hacked a blood vessel out of cloth. This is Star Trek and McGyver shit. This is not Bill Gates buying software and then conning other to buy it at a 100X markup. This is a person who has his entire life looked at life and seen not what exists, but what might exist. This, my friend, is what every geek should be looking to do. Not annoying others by hacking into obviously venerable machines. Not by tricking out your computers with spray paint. But bringing products into the world that might make it better, or at learning some useful skills so that we can help other people get their work done.

      I understand what the parent is saying, but to me the problem may be that geek culture has become too popular, and many people try to play the affectation part of it without truly being into it. So, as the title says, Debakey may be the consummate geek, while the rest of us are just wanna be geeks.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    7. Re:"Consummate geek" by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I've never quite understood the logic by which anime-obsessed, Monty Python-incessantly-quoting dweebs attach themselves onto everyone else's technical achievements.

      I suspect the individual who submitted the article may have been using the old school meaning of the word "geek", as opposed to the meaning hijacked onto the word by anime-obsessed, Monty Python-incessantly-quoting dweebs.

    8. Re:"Consummate geek" by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 0

      Why aren't you complaining that the meaning of "geek" has shifted away from "someone who bites the heads off live chickens as a sideshow attraction"?

    9. Re:"Consummate geek" by Otter · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I posted the original comment, both for your response itself and for the "interesting" mod it raked in.

    10. Re:"Consummate geek" by JMan1 · · Score: 1

      Great comment.

  17. Happy Trails by StupidPeopleTrick · · Score: 1

    His contribution will be felt for generations to come. My wife had some of his training.. He will be missed.

  18. Triage by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Exactly. By leaving the poor, the desolate, the hungry to die, we are negating all advances made by society.

    Malthus still wants his due. As some point we're going to have to have some sort of triage.

    We can't save everyone, and neither should we. We need to remove between $X and $X+$Y (where both $X and $Y are in the billions) people from the planet. How do you want to do it? War? Famine? Disease? Drought?

    By not taking action new, we're condemning a lot MORE people to suffer in the future.

    Compared to that, compulsory abortion after the second kid is a blessing.

    1. Re:Triage by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Prosperity does more to curb fertility than withholding of medical care, you cruel, cruel man.

    2. Re:Triage by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      By not taking action new, we're condemning a lot MORE people to suffer in the future.

      Or we could reduce the suffering by becoming civilized, and properly managing our resources. There's plenty for all and many more. At the same time, we do have to learn to let go. As it turns out, life is indeed eternal.

      How do you want to do it? War? Famine? Disease? Drought?

      You forgot Soylent Green.

      MUm, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting we should eat my mother?
      Yeah. Not raw, not raw. We cook her. She'd be delicious with a few french fries, a bit of broccoli and stuffing. Delicious! (smacks his lips)
      What! Well, actually, I do feel a bit peckish - NO! No, I can't!
      Look, we'll eat your mum. Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it.
      All right.

      --
      What?
    3. Re:Triage by Prune · · Score: 1

      Overpulation pressure is a great long term motivator for space exploration. In a world more interconnected and shrinking due to technological progress, the redundancy of beyond-Earth colonization is another welcome feature.

      --
      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    4. Re:Triage by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yup, and smug arseholes should be culled first.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    5. Re:Triage by 2short · · Score: 1

      "Overpulation pressure is a great long term motivator for space exploration."

      I disagree. Expansion beyond earth will never have a significant effect in terms of relieving population pressure; the population can expand to fill any space you provide far too easily. In one of this books Issac Asimov calculated the date at which, assuming the current birth/death rates continued, humanity would be a single mass expanding outward at the speed of light. It was this millennium. You can't boost your way out of geometric expansion.

      Meanwhile, I'd guess problems stemming from overpopulation will have a significant disruptive effect on space exploration.

    6. Re:Triage by Prune · · Score: 1

      My point was not expansion in space reducing population that much, but population driving expansion in space. You got it backwards.

      --
      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    7. Re:Triage by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Prosperity does more to curb fertility than withholding of medical care, you cruel, cruel man.

      Even if everyone today just had 2 kids, the population would continue to increase, since it takes time for people to die off.

      We need to lose several billion people, not jsut slow our rate of increase.

      It's not me that's cruel - its the religious nutters who over the decades have insisted that people not practice birth control, and that God wants big families. They've condemned hundreds of millions to death (and that's not including the ones they've killed "in the name of god" over the centuries).

    8. Re:Triage by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I just don't believe we have enough resources for everyone right now ... and even if we did, what about future generations? We're "spending their seed capital".

    9. Re:Triage by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      What, you think we have enough resources for everyone? The US has 5% of the worlds' population, and consumes 20% of its' resources. Everyone else is going to be asking for their fair share in the future. That means either (a) we drain the worlds' resources at 4x the current rate, or (b) the US cuts back a LOT.

      China took desperate measures wrt population because they had no choice. Guess what - neither do the rest of us.

      If you think gas prices are high now, what happens when the rest of the world wants to have 2 cars per family?

      We're past the breaking point, and its starting to show, from the melting ice caps to the food and energy shortages ... and the only cure is to shed population - fast. Either we do it voluntarily, it events WILL force it on us.

    10. Re:Triage by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Our horrible mismanagement and wastefulness would make it appear that way. We're like most natural things and only about 20% efficient. We've hardly begun to scratch the surface of our great wealth and abundance. And we can do it all without choking and poisoning ourselves. Yes, since we do live like savage animals now, so I do recognize a need for control. How to do it without causing harm is still a mystery, but evolution will save the day if we let it happen. In the grand scheme we are but newborns who have just now become able to recognize ourselves in the mirror. For now, run for the hills! Plant some avocado and orange trees, habaneros, and corn for tortillas, and you'll never be happier.

      --
      What?
    11. Re:Triage by 2short · · Score: 1

      I didn't get it backward, it's the same thing. Population will drive expansion into space only if boosting people into space is a reasonable strategy for reducing population density for someone. It isn't; for either the colonists getting boosted, or those left behind. I said population will expand to fill whatever "space you provide"; that includes the tiny amount of space left by departing colonists and the tiny amount of space created in space habitats, both.

  19. Separated at birth? by Eric+Wayte · · Score: 2, Insightful
  20. Aside from the abuse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...I concur with your statements. But it wasn't the personal abuse you posted which got you modded down, it was your statements. At least 90% of Americans still worship imaginary superfriends in the sky and they do not want to hear the facts, because it makes them look retarded.

    There is no God. There are no gods. Cultists and any others who pray to idols and deities should seek therapy.

    1. Re:Aside from the abuse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I concur with your statements. But it wasn't the personal abuse you posted which got you modded down, it was your statements.

      I modded it down and it was the abuse actually! Im not American either!

  21. Re:thank god he wasn't a muslim by cailith1970 · · Score: 3, Informative
    I've been lurking for a long time on /. but this post was enough to finally make me create an account.

    Troll.

    Dr DeBakey deserves a far better send off than the racist ramblings of a coward like you. May he be happy wherever he wound up from here.

    --
    I intend to live forever, or die trying. - Groucho Marx
  22. This man helped save my life by thewiz · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've had three open-heart surgeries due to Tetralogy of Fallot. Shortly before my second surgery, I caught chicken pox from a classmate. The chicken pox trashed my immune system and I also had bacterial endocarditis, encephalitis, spinal meningitis, pneumonia, and Reyes Syndrome. Dr. Denton Cooley did the surgery with Dr. DeBakey assisting. They cleaned the endocarditis out of my heart, by hand, put a porcine valve in the aortic opening, and replace the badly infected dacron patch on my VSD.

    I'm going to miss him. :(

    --
    If "disco" means "I learn" in Latin, does "discothèque" mean "I learn technology"?
    1. Re:This man helped save my life by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Whoah, you've really been through the wringer then. I'm glad he could help you and hope you are ok now :)

      --
      This is the sig that says NI (again)
    2. Re:This man helped save my life by duuude_pirx · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are my favourite episode of House.

  23. Re:thank god he wasn't a muslim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You made an account just to have a little meltdown at a bad and obvious troll?

    way to go

  24. Re:thank god he wasn't a muslim by nbauman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    or he would have been killing infidels on the operating table because muslims are liars and murderers.

    I would have missed that (because it had such a low rating), if cailith1970 hadn't pointed it out.

    That really is disgraceful racism. It's not clever or cute or funny. That's crude and stupid even by the tolerant standards of Slashdot.

    There's no place in science or medicine for racism. It's not enough to ignore it. We have to let people know that their behavior is unacceptable.

    When (if) you grow up and become a functioning member of society, you'll realize that.

  25. I was about to say... by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...where the fuck is his Presidential Medal of Freedom, but it turns out that he's already been awarded one almost 50 years ago. His list of honors and accolades is huge:

    * Lifetime Achievement Awards from the Academy of Medical Films
    * American Heart Association (AHA)
    * Children Uniting Nations
    * Encyclopaedia Britannica
    * Foundation for Biomedical Research
    * International College of Angiology
    * International Health and Medical Film Festival
    * Research! America
    * Tulane Medical Alumni Association
    * U.S. Army Legion of Merit (1945)
    * American Medical Association Hektoen Gold Medal (1954 and 1970)
    * Rudolph Matas Award in Vascular Surgery (1954)
    * International Society of Surgery Distinguished Service Award (1958)
    * Leriche Award (1959)
    * American Medical Association Distinguished Service Award (1959)
    * Albert Lasker Award for Clinical Medical Research (1963)
    * American Medical Association Billings Gold Medal Exhibit Award (1967)
    * American Heart Association Gold Heart Award (1968)
    * Union of Soviet Socialist Republics Academy of Sciences 50th Anniversary Jubilee Medal (1973)
    * Russian Academy of Medical Sciences Foreign Member (1974)
    * Veterans of Foreign Wars Commander-in-Chiefâ(TM)s Medal and Citation (1980)
    * American Surgical Association Distinguished Service Award (1981)
    * Academy of Surgical Research Markowitz Award (1988)
    * Association of American Medical Colleges Special Recognition Award (1988)
    * American Legion Distinguished Service Award (1990)
    * Premio Giuseppe Corradi Award for Surgery and Scientific Research (1997)
    * Russian Military Medical Academy, Boris Petrovsky International Surgeons Award and First Laureate of the Boris Petrovsky Gold Medal (1997)
    * John P. McGovern Compleat Physician Award (1999)
    * Russian Academy of Sciences Foreign Member (1999)
    * Texas Senate and House of Representatives, Adoption of resolutions honoring Dr. DeBakey for 50 years of medical practice in Texas (1999)
    * American Medical Association Virtual Mentor Award (2000)
    * American Philosophical Society Jonathan Rhoads Medal (2000)
    * Library of Congress Bicentennial Living Legend Award (2000)
    * Villanova University Mendel Medal Award (2001)
    * Houston Hall of Fame (2001)
    * NASA Invention of the Year Award (2001)
    * MUSC[1] "Lindbergh-Carrel Prize"[2](2002)
    * Congressional Gold Medal (April 23, 2008)

    Note that he not only won awards from the States, but the U.S.S.R. honored him with awards as well. Our mortal enemy for nearly 50 years recognized how great this guy is.

    Has Bush said anything about this, or is he continuing to be an inept idiot ignorant of events in the scientific community?

    1. Re:I was about to say... by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      * Encyclopaedia Britannica

      Hmm.... I never realized it was quite so prestigious to own a copy of Britannica...

      In fact, this list seems to indicate that it's even more important than the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which DeBakey received in 1969, but isn't on the list.

      --
      -- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose
    2. Re:I was about to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has Bush said anything about this, or is he continuing to be an inept idiot ignorant of events in the scientific community?

      Who cares? At least 99% of the slashdot posters wouldn't have known who he was before the announcement of his death. Given that he was from Houston, it's likely that Bush and his family have known of him for years.

      http://blogs.chron.com/txpotomac/2008/07/president_bush_remembers_micha.html

  26. I owe him my life as well . . . by madmac63 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In 1970, I had open heart surgery to repair an aortic ventricular aneurysm. I was 7 years old. I was on a heart-lung machine for the surgery, and my surgeon, Jay Ankeney, was undoubtable a denizen or Dr. DeBakey. At the time, open heart surgery was rare and extremely risky, and nearly unheard of on a child. A few years ago, I had the chance to meet one of the leading cardiac surgeons in Chicago, and told him about my experience. When he found out a surgeon had done open heart on a 7 year old in 1970 he exclaimed "that guy must have had steel balls to try and pull that off." DeBakey had a pair of big brass ones - EVERY time he cut into a patient, that patient was in jeopardy of dying soon, and dying from the procedure - a rock and a hard place. And he did it over and over. While 50,000 people owe him a direct debt, we all owe him an enormous one. I for one will recall his blessings.

    1. Re:I owe him my life as well . . . by chrpai · · Score: 1

      I keep reading that `50,000 people` are in his debt but that would assume a 0% mortality rate. I wonder what the real numbers are.

    2. Re:I owe him my life as well . . . by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Seeing as that is just the number of operations, it might be much less (failed operations, "repeat" patients). But, if you consider the techniques and technology he pioneered, it is much much *more* than 50,000.

      --

      --

      WHO ATE MY BREAKFAST PANTS?
    3. Re:I owe him my life as well . . . by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I keep reading that `50,000 people` are in his debt but that would assume a 0% mortality rate. I wonder what the real numbers are.

      Even then, there are philisophical aspects. Of those 50,000 probably 99.9% faced certain death if he didn't operate. I mean, open heart surgery isn't like a tonsillectomy. I'd say that even the unsuccessful patients' families owe at least a little gratitude to the premier heart surgeon in the history of the world who personally took the case and gave it his best, even if it didn't work out.

      Personal DeBakey story:

      I was studying to be an OR tech in '93 at Naval Hospital San Diego, and was in surgical rotation when Dr. DeBakey dropped in for a visit. One of my buddies had the awesome and terrifying experience of working on a heart case where half the instruments were named after the surgeon doing it. OK, maybe that's a secondhand story, but it was still pretty cool.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  27. We will miss him by synthespian · · Score: 1

    Will be sincerely missed.

    Dr. DeBakey was an example to be followed, a man who knew no bounds in his interdisciplinary research and persuit for the betterment of human life.

    In this sad day, all our hearts are made a little bit out of titanium alloy - to be like the ones you made to give life to those who needed to extend it so badly.

    R.I.P. Dr. DeBakey

    and thank you.

    --
    Main difference between the BSD license and the GPL license: one is from California and the other is from Massachusetts
  28. Bypass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The bypass was developed by Favaloro, one of the gretests surgeons in Argentina.

    Wikipedia says: Dr. René GerÃnimo Favaloro (July 12, 1923 â" July 29, 2000) was an Argentine cardiac surgeon who created the technique for coronary bypass surgery.

  29. Progess by DerWulf · · Score: 1

    Progress is often diffuse and if it has happened before you are born you tend to take it for granted. It's nice to get to know about someone who was more productive in half an hour than most are in all their life. This men is truly an inspiration in his tireless effort to perform his craft, advance the sciences and make people get better.

    Thank you and may you rest in peace.

    --

    ___
    No power in the 'verse can stop me
  30. A sad day by Titoxd · · Score: 1

    It is always a sad day when a giant in his field passes away, and today was one of those days. Indeed, Dr. DeBakey was one of the giants of modern medicine, due to the amount of innovation spearheaded by his efforts. His work directly affected countless lives for the better, as he caused a paradigm shift in cardiovascular medicine. A sad day indeed. May you rest in peace, Doc.

  31. He's got a point... by GradiusCVK · · Score: 1

    'bout them apostrophes. I can see why he was so upset.

  32. Overflow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad he didn't store his age in hex, he could have lived 155 more years.

  33. early riser by sonchat · · Score: 3, Funny

    His father, a pharmacist, taught him to rise early and avoid wasting time

    He's no geek!

  34. My parents knew him. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

    My Mom worked for him briefly, and My Dad met him during his residency. And the moral of the story is, if you not only personally save countless lives but create techniques that allow countless others to save countless lives (thus revolutionizing not merely medical science but Mathematics, with this concept of "finite uncountability"), then you're allowed to be an asshole.

    The rest of you are not quite so cool -- so be nice to each other.

  35. i think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think the three medical achievements stated in the article summary probably deserve more respect than 'honors and accolades' that a few people here seem to be wetting themselves over

  36. Missing Option... by Geak · · Score: 1

    Where's the Nobel Prize you insensitive clods?

  37. don't skip Rene Favoloro by mhoenicka · · Score: 1

    I'm not trying to take anything away from this prolific surgeon whom I've always admired, but to the best of my knowledge he was not the first who performed aortocoronary bypass surgery. This praise should go to Rene Favoloro ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Favaloro).

  38. First Bypass by Rene Favaloro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a quick comment, the first bypass surgery, actually the creation of the technique, was made by Rene Favaloro.

  39. Got something wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  40. True true... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

    ...numerous surgical instruments bear his name.

    All my scalpels are called Michael.

  41. Godspeed, Doctor! by DontBlameCanada · · Score: 1

    "In 2005 he underwent the Debakey procedure, which he pioneered, to treat the aortic dissection he suffered." The old saying of, "Doctor, heal thyself!" definitely does not apply to Dr. DeBlakey. /salute and godspeed.

  42. Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "May he rest in piece."

    It's rest in PEACE, stupid!

  43. Emigrant Parents by sasha328 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I grew up in the town where his parents (the Dabaghi's which was later anglicised to DeBakey) came from in South Lebanon.

    When I was still in that town, over 30 years ago he was a very famous man in that (his family is a big part of town as well) and in the sixties when he visited his relatives there was accorded great honours.

    Anyway, I reckon his fame and his ability to achieve great things were great conributing factors that lead many people in that town to also emigrate to US and also achieve many great things as US citizens.

    It shows that migrants are able to contribute considerably t their adoptive society than most people fear.

  44. Well... by Ricken · · Score: 1

    He had reached max level, what else could he do?

  45. First open heart surgery by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

    I think Blalock and Thomas were the first to directly operate on the heart. They were treating blue babys in the 40's. Thomas' role is especially remarkable in that because he was black, he had no college or formal medical training.

  46. How many of the 50k surgeries were successful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In his career he performed over 50,000 heart surgeries..."

    This doesn't mean every patient survived the procedure. ;)

  47. Re:thank god he wasn't a muslim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be new here. Don't feed the trolls.

  48. Re:thank god he wasn't a muslim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahahaha! you got modded down! you're such a gimp. you got exactly what you deserved for trying to be all proper and shit. thanks for the laughs fucktard. i hope you get bitchslapped again the next time you try to be all politically correct. you've been regally fucked.

  49. There's been DeBakeys for a while by spineboy · · Score: 1

    DeBakeys are a long (8 inch) pair of pick-ups or "tweezers" that have been around for a long time. There are at least 3-4 DeBakey clamps that I can think of.
      I just used a set of DeBakey pick-ups yesterday, and more importantly my Grandma survived her quadruple heart bypass. Thanks Dr.DeBakey for all your contributions. God rest your soul, as you've earned it, and some nice R&R.

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    ..........FULL STOP.