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I realize that sometimes it's hard to figure out when you've crossed the line. It just seemed so obvious in this case that I wasn't sure what to write back. The other thing to remember here is that this guys name was a synonym for excrement, joined with a sex act.
On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 ******* wrote:
"People have the right to say what they want. If you are going to run a website thats free you have to let me talk about fucking animals if I want. I don't really fuck them but if I did it's none of your business if I want to talk about it. I know I will be marked as a troll I don't care about that. I care about not being able to post more. I don't care if I've been modded down or that my karma is low. I have inner karma not some stupid number you made up. If my inner karma is ok with talking about something bad that I don't do you should be to. Let me post more."
Don't get me wrong I like Slashdot but if you are a newlywed and you want to spend more time here than with your new wife, you married poorly. Maybe if you did some more "working" on your wife, you'd find something much better to do in the dark than read Slashdot.
On Wed, 2 July 2008 ********* wrote:
"I know you're busy but was wondering if you can help me out. I really like reading Slashdot but my new wife hates how much I check it during the day. She says that I should check on her as much but we both know that she doesn't update as much :-). LOL but really she doesn't. I thought I could teach her how cool gadgets and geeks are but she doesn't believe me and won't even try. I'm sitting in the dark down here right now so she won't see me. I've rambled enough what I want to ask of you is that maybe you could post more girl kinda stories. She likes horses and has had them since she was a little girl maybe something about horses. If you can't I understand but would really reallly appreciate it. If you can even mail me some stories you find that she might like just mail me the URL and maybe together we can convert her. I really want to read more and talk to her less. If you could work on her for me I'll be the most loyal reader ever."
This is one of my favorite mails of all time. Getting propositioned to bend the rules at work is the type of thing that is usually reserved for politicians or people working concert security. This lady proved that Valentine's Day can be lonely and there is nothing someone would not do to post to Slashdot.
On Fri, 14 Feb 2003 ****** wrote:
"I've been banned because you say I've been bad. How bad would you like me? I have some pictures on ******* my username is ****** If you like what you see let me know maybe we can work something out. I've always had a thing for the smart guys. Just thinking about what we could do is making my face flush and my nipples get hard. I'm going to need to change my panties I think. Maybe I'll let you change them for me. I live in Boston but travel a lot. All I need is a little slashdot love but I'm sure you can give me a lot. I'd like to straddle you and let my motuh wander over your ears, licking them while you tell me how I shouldn't have done what I did. You grab my hair and..."
It goes on for a couple of paragraphs, I'll spare you the details except to mention that the word "enter" was tattooed in a few places that you can probably imagine. To be honest at this point I was hoping I would find an Esc tattoo somewhere. She ends with:
"... I couldn't be more serious. I have a feeling that we can work something out that we both would enjoy."
So actually, it was 1 person who wanted back in, some guy claiming a /. story about horses will save his marriage, and... ah. Perhaps the real reason for this lamest of front page stories?-
An opportunity for a little light boasting. I bet chicks would dig me if I too edited Slashdot....
"Be light, stinging, insolent and melancholy"
It's decided. We need more OMG PONIES.
I have some pictures on ******* my username is ****** If you like what you see let me know
No really, what was her user name... you know, just out of curiosity...
Well, back to rejecting software patent applications.
Make it stop.
Think of the children.
"I really want to read more and talk to her less."
In the words of Larry the cable guy. That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
"People have the right to say what they want. If you are going to run a website thats free you have to let me talk about fucking animals if I want. I don't really fuck them but if I did it's none of your business if I want to talk about it. I know I will be marked as a troll I don't care about that. I care about not being able to post more. I don't care if I've been modded down or that my karma is low. I have inner karma not some stupid number you made up. If my inner karma is ok with talking about something bad that I don't do you should be to. Let me post more."
What does Slashdot being free have to do with moderation? Same thing goes for free forums; if the topic is set on hardware, you discuss hardware and not sodomized goats. You're free to express whatever view you have, but since certain rules apply to the commentary system, you must also respect it. Furthermore, they don't forbid you to post unrelated comments. But they do have authority to delete it if you're not playing by the rules.
Full Tilt
I personally wrote *all* those mails myself.
Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
Wow, way to disprove the slashdot stereotype.
What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable
If you spend more time on Slashdot than with your newlywed wife, I'd say you probably need some serious counseling. Like, right now.
Oh, and in case you missed it, Slashdot did, at one time have a story about ponies. ;) OMG PONIES!!!!
My blog
I think we can all agree that what we need more OMG Panties.
Why
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
that was a dude. You were trolled. Don't feel bad, you weren't trolled as bad as fyodor. That was funny.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
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When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
If you have to put this on the front page, minimize it like the other limited-interest stuff.
I'm here to read the articles, not you. Message, not messenger.
Or is this Slashdot's way of making all readers register so they can filter out Idle?
Seriously, if we really must be subjected to this crap surely to goodness there have at some point been some real genuinely amusing e-mails rather than this rather obvious trollish piss taking we're currently being shown. Honestly, anything rather than this, amusing anecdotes of the editors journey into work, his relationship with his stepmother or the black family who have moved in down the street anything would be better.
Please, please, please make this stop !
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When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
Fifty bucks says this was written by a dude.
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I am just shocked at how stupid some of these people is.
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When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
You are going to spare us the details?!?!?
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When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
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When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
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When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
Ok I don't like you anymore.
Politicians and Pedophiles: Two groups of exploitive bastards who are most dangerous when they're thinking of children.
One guy wants to talk about screwing animals. Another guy wants more stories about horses. The third person is obsessed with sex...
The simple application of logic suggests that one story could make all three people happy. Is this going to be new slashdot section? Award goes to the slashdotter who comes up with the new section icon.
SJW n. One who posts facts.
/me changes his name to CowboyN3al
You think she'll fall for it?
I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
Please make it stop. I can't decide if it's because it's (a) short, (b) unfunny, or (c) just lame, but make the disagree mail go away. Soon.
What does it mean to wake out of a dream
and be wearing someone else's shorts?
BNL, Born on a Pirate Ship (1998)
Perhaps soon we will see "no more idle" mails in Slashdot's Disagree Mail? I mean, those mails must be piling up, right? :)
Or has this already been done?
In the last disagree mail but... When did slashdot become somethingawful?
He hasn't figured out how to translate girl-language ... seriously kid - if you want someone with your interests you're pretty much going to have to marry a guy. What you need, is a girl language to guy language translation toolkit! Unfortunately, no one has made one yet. However... Translations exist! ... When a girl says, "You always read /. instead of paying attention to me!" what she's really saying is, "I feel like we haven't spent a lot of time together lately, and I miss you." Close the laptop then and there, and make some time for your girl (if you want to keep her).
Marriage is all about compromise. You don't have to have the same interests, but you do have to live together - which means sucking it up and talking about horses sometimes.
Furthermore, stop sneaking around in your own home! That's just retarded.
That first guy exemplifies a very common misconception about free speech, that because you have the right to say what you want (true), you have the right to force other people to provide you a forum for that speech, publish that speech, etc. (false). The principle of free speech says you should have as much right as CmdrTaco to create a Web site to talk about whatever it is you want to talk about, not that you should be able to hijack someone else's.
If McCain had showed up at the DNC and told them they had to give him the floor for an hour to tell everyone why Obama is a lousy candidate, the convention organizers would rightfully tell him, "Your convention is next week, talk about whatever you want there but at this one we have a liberal, pro-Obama message". It's also why spam blocking is not a free speech issue like the spammers try to paint it as. You have the right to say whatever you want about your product, but not the right to force me to receive or read your messages.
It's really just a case of your right to swing your fist ending where the other guy's face begins.
So . . .now that I have bad karma, how much longer before I get booted too?
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I think I can guess what came next:
http://clightnirish.wordpress.com/
I gotta ask.
What the hell is a "motuh" and why would anyone want it licking their ears?
Slashdot definitely needs more articles about Horsies and Princess.
"I personally wrote *all* those mails myself."
.sig used to be "If God didn't want us fucking livestock, why did he make them so sexy?", I can believe that! Especially the one about horses ;)
Coming from the guy (girl?!) whose
I am Anonymous Coward,
seriously... what does /. have to do with anything today? I can't even remember what I liked about Slashdot before I stopped reading it daily in late 2001.
I feel sorry for the quality of Slashdot today. It's like having to read(!) FOX News and CNN whinge about retarded, non-geeky bullshit.
Good bye. You're too shabby for my precious troll art.
Still waiting for the ability to keep this tripe out of my customized /. page.
Mr. Hide-in-the-dark-and-read-Slashdot reminds me of this story: Red-Lace Nightie Portends Another Excruciating Night For Closeted
Slashdot "libertarians": Small government for me, big government for those I disagree with. -1, I disagree with you
I still have nightmares about OMG Ponies...
you need to forward the email from the naughty girl to the nerd
the above is my personal opinion and does not necessarily reflect that of the little voices in my head
I'm always highly amused by people characterizing the Democratic party as "liberal".
To be "Liberal" is "to be willing to consider new things" which sure don't describe any mainstream political parties in this nation. The Democrats are trying to shop Bill Clinton in a darker skin tone (having failed to re-sell him in a different gender). Even the Republicans are just shopping tired old Reaganism with a glossy wrapper pasted over it.
To be "Conservative" is to be "unwilling to change old things that still work" which also does not describe either party these days, though it arguably can still be applied to many individuals within the US power structure (like Ron Paul, Russ Feingold, or Robert Byrd).
Calling the Dems liberal involves two layers of koolaid-guzzling self-deception - first, you have to believe liberalism is somehow either inherently good or inherently bad, and give up any consideration of nuances related to specific issues, and then in some way convince yourself that this overly simplistic view is somehow being represented by entrenched power brokers who haven't changed their basic stance on anything in decades.
It's like believing the Republicans are the party of fiscal responsibility. Pure Orwellian doublethink.
Hey! I actually liked these e-mails. This idle thing is getting better every week!
You know what I hate.. I hate when I buy a mother board and the bios supposedly is supported by the vendor but it turns out that it really doesn't. When that happens it makes me want to find a Brazilian Malamute (which is just like a regular Malamute but has had it's butt waxed) and just have my way with that beast.
If I don't, I'll get dragged out of the basement by trolls. The ponies told me so.
No good deed goes unpunished. - Avon, Blake's 7
Santorum?
...how will anyone in authority know we hate the Disagree Mail? Perhaps telepathy?
***OOO EEEE OOO I'M GOING TO HATE DISAGREE MAIL TO DEATH OOO EEE OOO***
Every time someone says "If you hate it don't read it", I wonder if that person has any idea how communication actually works...
"What does Slashdot being free have to do with moderation? Same thing goes for free forums; if the topic is set on hardware, you discuss hardware and not sodomized goats"
:)
What about sodomizing hardware?
Can't emphasize this enough: Don't ever, ever tell her that after slashdot, you also browse freshmeat. Ever.
It will *end* your problem, but not in a manner that I would describe as "pleasant".
WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
is evil
A horny lady wants to "enter" and editor wants to "escape".
O this learning! What a thing it is - William Shakespeare
... that I wrote a jingle...
I'm so very happy
The day is Disagree Mail
Big fat mailman dance
With my Disagree Mail
All ugly no brain fool
Hate my Disagree Mail
I feed them to the cat
To get my Disagree Mail
Feed me - feed me more
I need Disagree Mail
Hovering in darkness
With my Disagree Mail
You Disagree - I kill you
For my Disagree Mail
Stupid no-sex nerds
Hate my Disagree Mail
So for true all love I have
Stay with Disagree Mail
Wait I do another week
For more Disagree Mail
Wait alone I will I will
For lovely Disagree Mail
And? And? Keep going damn it, I'm almost there...!
Hmmm... I must confess I did laugh a lot with these "letters".
Maybe, it might be a fun idea to open an anonymous slashsex.org section with an anonymous Users Secrets section?
That way we can all wonder how bizarre and freaky/strange/weird/pathetic/wonderful/sad./kinky/distasteful/unusual/funny/exotic(remove adjectives to your own liking) or the sex life of geeks is? We can truly be amazed by the variety, and maybe Kinsey can write a new report?
Maybe, just maybe...
Peace & Long Life,
MadMan-2